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Welcome.
Most of you know me
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as Acting Vice Principal
Tucker,
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but today...
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I am your guide
to the future...
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the future...
the future.
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Okay, so you didn't
take my note on the echo.
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Mitchell, I can't take another
negative voice in my head.
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I'm already freaking out
about Principal Brown.
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I kind of have a bully
at school.
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You gonna eat all that?
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- I-I guess not.
- Okay.
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Saw your plans
for the seminar tomorrow.
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Oh, you like it?
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Y-You know, I think the kids
will really benefit
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from hearing
from four graduates
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that have taken
such different paths.
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I've got traditional college,
gap year...
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- Wrong!
- We're pushing one path here... college.
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Well, yeah, but college
isn't necessarily
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the right path
for every...
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Tucker, are you familiar
with the term "Golden Apple"?
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I am.
I'm a little surprised
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it's made its way into
the straight vernacular.
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It's still illegal
in Alabama.
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No, no, no, Golden Apple status
is awarded to schools
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that reach a minimum
of 60% college acceptance.
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If we dip below that,
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I'm back to teaching
night school.
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If you think
the lunch ladies are mean,
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you should meet
the dinner ladies.
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Yeah, but what about
the students that...
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Play ball,
Acting Vice Principal Tucker,
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and you might
just find yourself...
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- Vice principal?
- Mm-hmm.
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I just don't know
if I can preach something
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that I don't believe.
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- Ha! Play ball.
- Seems like a thing
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no one was saying,
and now everyone is.
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You know
what I'm doing right now?
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I'm making 100 cupcakes
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because the D.A. lost
his caterer for his kid's party
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and asked
if I could help out.
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But if it puts me, uh,
higher up on his radar,
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then so be it.
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I'm just saying
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sometimes you need to
compromise
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to... to get ahead.
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Maybe it's our time
now.
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Ooh, I like that.
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Hey, world,
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there's a new power couple
on the horizon.
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- Yeah.
- Cam and Mitch.
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Citch...
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- No.
- No, that sounds weird.
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- Mam...
- We'll find it.
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Captions by VITAC...
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Sync corrections by srjanapala
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Season 10 Episode 13
Episode Title: "Whanex"
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Hey, Dad, our video conference
is about to start.
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Can we make it fast?
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I have that sales meeting
offsite.
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Hence the power threads
and box of cigars.
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Whoa!
Dad, it's 10:00 in the morning.
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- Mm.
- Ohh!
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I don't swallow it.
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He smells it on my breath,
he lets his guard down.
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In 20 minutes,
I'm taking him in a way
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that would make
a prison guard blush.
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It's the way
gentlemen do business.
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Well, I am sorry to ruin
your Glengarry, Glenlivet fun,
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but that meeting
got canceled.
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What?
I was looking forward to it.
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Nick took care of it
by Skype this morning.
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Log on.
Our meeting's about to start.
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Okay,
let's begin.
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So, Nick,
where are we
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with the interactive closet
with the voice prompts?
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Here's a demo.
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Went with a Christopher Walken
soundalike voice.
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Forecast is...
chilly.
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Put...
on some pants.
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I think we all
fell in love with the idea
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of calling it a Walken closet,
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but this just isn't working.
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Hey, Claire, I don't see your
dad on the video conference.
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Damn it!
My computer's busted again.
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Or your caps lock is on.
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Can't we have this meeting
in the conference room?
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You know, where we all
sit around a table,
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there's a nice
breakfast spread?
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I am tired of having to keep
cream cheese in my desk.
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Dad, you know why
we do it this way.
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We have people
working here.
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We've got people
working from home.
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We've got people working
all over the world.
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Tiffany is in Berlin
at KlausetSchvarg.
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They still have
that conference?
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I thought they shut that down
in the '80s
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after we used that sweater hutch
to smuggle that dissident out
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during East KlausetSchvarg.
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You're good.
Just talk into the camera.
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Hoo! Sorry about that.
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All right.
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How about an update
on our 3-D printing?
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I think
everybody knows Eduardo.
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Jay,
have you two met?
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I can't see the camera!
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Dad, you're, uh...
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you're kind of smushed up
against it.
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You might want to just
step back a skosh.
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Using a 3-D printer
to manufacture our closets
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will triple revenue.
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I can't hear you!
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Volume up, Dad.
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In our first year alone...
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What the hell?!
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Dad, "undo." Just...
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I know! I know!
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Double-click.
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♪ Happy birrrthday ♪
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- ♪ Mr. Closet... ♪ - No!
- No! - No!
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Have your stupid meeting!
I'm outta here!
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Margaret, I'm going to the park
across the street.
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I need a walk!
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Aah!
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Thank you so much
for helping out with Joe.
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You don't think
it's too flashy?
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What are you talking about?
You're taking a magic class.
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You want to show them
you're serious.
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It's abracadabra,
not abraca-drab-ra.
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Ohh! Look at that!
An open casting call.
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Excuse me,
what is this for?
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We are looking for
real families
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to be the new faces
of the Glen Valley Mall.
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You guys are adorable.
Want to sign up?
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Oh, we're not
a-a real...
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Oh, we would love to!
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What a cool and a spontaneous
thing to do!
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I saw that poster last week.
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It kind of reminded me
of a long time ago
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when I used to do
a little modeling.
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I guess I miss it.
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I tricked Phil
into going to the mall
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because I knew that
Jay wouldn't do it with me.
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Oh, come on, guys.
This is gonna be so much fun.
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I don't know.
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This kid in my class
did a cough syrup commercial.
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Now he's always going
to the teachers' lounge
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to call his manager.
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He's the worst.
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And I teach
a real-estate class at 5:00.
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I have to show up early
to limber up.
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Um...
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I think that this could help
a lot with Joe's self-esteem.
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He's had a rough week.
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You know how they treat kids
that are into magic.
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Oh, you tell him
when he gets to high school,
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that all changes.
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I don't like lying to him.
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Look, this isn't really my thing,
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and I'm... I'm feeling
a little under the weather.
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Don't... Don't I look
a little pale?
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We will do it!
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Great.
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Our P.A. will set you up with
wardrobe for some test shots.
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Hey, team.
Can I get you anything?
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Uh, coffee? Water?
Still or sparkling?
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Ooh, I-I'd take
a sparkling.
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Talent wants sparkling.
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Did you hear that, Phil?
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They call us talent!
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Let's not get carried away.
We're still reg...
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I said sparkling.
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Well, looks like
you're gonna get
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a pretty solid turnout,
Tucker.
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Now close the deal.
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Hey, what is,
uh, "whanex"?
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It's the way the kids say
"What's next?"
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If you want to reach them,
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you have to learn
to speak their language.
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Massive screw-up at the print shop.
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I-I have no idea
how it happened!
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Yeah, that's right.
The banner should read...
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whanex.
Okay.
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Yeah, whanex.
Uh-huh.
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Welcome, students, to the first
annual "whanex" seminar.
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Let's, uh, just jump right
into it and meet our panelists.
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We have two bright, young people
who chose the college path
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and two wayward souls
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whose mistakes
we can only hope to learn from.
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'Sup, Dolphins?
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Nick, I'm so sorry
about my dad this morning.
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- Hi.
- Please forget it.
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- We've got a bigger problem.
- Hmm?
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We have to find a new voice for
the virtual closet assistant.
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We're thinking...
female.
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Yeah, I was wondering
about that myself.
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Hold on a second.
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Claire has a great voice...
commanding but alluring.
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Oh, come on.
I don't know about...
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..alluring.
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You're right.
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You're right.
I can totally hear it.
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Guys, guys...
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..you're embarrassing me.
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Where have you
been hiding this?
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Within half an hour,
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I had recorded all
the voice prompts
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for the new smart-closet,
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and they installed it
in the prototype right in the office.
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Everyone seemed really happy,
but I don't get it.
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I mean...
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..a voice is just a voice.
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Oh, good.
Dad, you're back.
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Please step into our new
smart-closet prototype.
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So you can yell at me
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for bailing on the meeting
this morning?
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Just... You'll see.
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Oh.
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May I help
choose an outfit for you?
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'Cause I'm some old fossil
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that still puts on a suit
to go to work?
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- Let's start over.
- Why don't we?!
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What level of comfort
are you looking for?
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Same thing I've had
for the last 40 years...
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A workplace
where you interact
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with actual people
every once in a while,
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like we're doing right now.
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I used to love
sales calls.
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Now we don't even
do them anymore.
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I mean, put yourself
in myshoes.
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Dress or casual?
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Why do you sound like
Lauren Bacall?!
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I don't understand.
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Right, because now,
like everything,
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my references are old
and out of step.
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Why are you yelling?
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If you don't get it by now,
you're never gonna get it!
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Well, somebody'spanties
are in a bunch.
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May I offer you
a different pair?
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That's just weird.
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Ooh! Very good.
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I had an hour
to make 100 cupcakes
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for my boss's son's party.
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But it was all
gonna be worth it.
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He was gonna be so grateful,
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the next big promotion
would be mine.
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You ungrateful monster!
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Two sisters, two paths.
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Graduation...
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procreation.
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The world on a string...
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A baby and no ring.
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00:08:29,793 --> 00:08:32,145
Uh, you... you said
you were happy for me.
255
00:08:32,231 --> 00:08:34,307
You said a baby would bring me
limitless joy.
256
00:08:34,401 --> 00:08:35,464
And a limited bank account.
257
00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,077
Now, Manny,
no one can doubt
258
00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:38,900
the real-world value
of an art degree,
259
00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,213
but talk a little bit
about the exciting social scene.
260
00:08:41,299 --> 00:08:42,128
It's funny you ask.
261
00:08:42,214 --> 00:08:43,711
I went to
a wine and cheese mixer
262
00:08:43,797 --> 00:08:44,995
at the Dean's house
the other night.
263
00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,486
He collects instruments
of indigenous people.
264
00:08:47,572 --> 00:08:48,573
And by the time we killed
265
00:08:48,619 --> 00:08:50,276
the last bit
of a chewy Zinfandel,
266
00:08:50,419 --> 00:08:53,275
our jam sesh started to sound
more like a didgeri-don't.
267
00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:56,226
Thank you.
268
00:08:56,312 --> 00:08:57,596
Could I please
pipe in here?
269
00:08:57,682 --> 00:08:58,728
Yes, please. Alex.
270
00:08:58,814 --> 00:09:00,244
I genuinely appreciate
271
00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,897
the opportunity
to come back here,
272
00:09:01,983 --> 00:09:05,416
where I had the pleasure
of serving as co-valedictorian,
273
00:09:05,502 --> 00:09:07,080
to offer a message of hope
274
00:09:07,288 --> 00:09:11,260
to those oft-marginalized
overachievers out there.
275
00:09:11,475 --> 00:09:15,494
I... see... you.
276
00:09:16,009 --> 00:09:18,416
Well, I can't be the only one
with goose bumps in here.
277
00:09:18,502 --> 00:09:19,775
Oh. Excuse me. Oh.
278
00:09:20,237 --> 00:09:21,916
Yes, let's open it up
for questions.
279
00:09:22,002 --> 00:09:23,331
Right here in the front row.
Go ahead.
280
00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:24,643
I still don't get "whanex."
281
00:09:24,729 --> 00:09:27,486
It sounds like my grandparents'
long-distance carrier in Oregon.
282
00:09:28,157 --> 00:09:28,939
Okay, okay.
283
00:09:29,025 --> 00:09:29,979
You know what?
I have to take this.
284
00:09:30,065 --> 00:09:32,006
Uh, Luke, Haley,
talk a little bit about
285
00:09:32,092 --> 00:09:33,852
how you still live at home
with your parents.
286
00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:36,018
Hey, what's up?
287
00:09:36,104 --> 00:09:37,502
I'm in the middle
of my thing.
288
00:09:37,588 --> 00:09:38,604
Flip what I said before.
289
00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:39,952
Start talking up
the dummies.
290
00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:40,908
What?
291
00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:42,815
Um, I just got
a text from work.
292
00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:45,377
My boss gave that big case
to someone else!
293
00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:46,799
Meanwhile,
I'm still on the hook
294
00:09:46,885 --> 00:09:48,986
for these stupid cupcakes!
295
00:09:49,765 --> 00:09:52,236
M-My heart is racing,
my... my hands are numb.
296
00:09:52,322 --> 00:09:55,104
Plus, I-I think I have a case
of airborne diabetes!
297
00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,775
Wait. Are you saying
I-I should...
298
00:09:56,861 --> 00:09:59,018
Look, if those college
application numbers fall,
299
00:09:59,122 --> 00:10:00,713
Principal Brown,
he gets fired.
300
00:10:00,799 --> 00:10:03,088
Guess who's up next.
Principal Tucker.
301
00:10:04,455 --> 00:10:06,104
I've never dared dream
of such a thing.
302
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,229
More money,
303
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,840
better parking space,
304
00:10:08,929 --> 00:10:10,557
plus you get to pick
the prom theme.
305
00:10:10,831 --> 00:10:13,346
I could finally make
my Enchanted Bayou a reality.
306
00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,338
Okay, t-talk... talk soon.
307
00:10:15,424 --> 00:10:16,909
What's great about art school
308
00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:19,041
is that a lot of the faculty
work in the industry.
309
00:10:19,205 --> 00:10:20,542
My film studies professor
310
00:10:20,628 --> 00:10:22,895
has led tours
at every major studio.
311
00:10:23,204 --> 00:10:24,684
All right,
thank you, Manny.
312
00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:26,479
And for those of you
still awake,
313
00:10:26,565 --> 00:10:28,354
I think what
we've learned here today is...
314
00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,018
College, a dead end.
315
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,128
Okay, up next.
316
00:10:36,289 --> 00:10:38,487
Philip, Gloria, and Joe.
317
00:10:38,573 --> 00:10:39,503
Same setup.
318
00:10:39,589 --> 00:10:40,869
Dad playing catch
with his son.
319
00:10:40,955 --> 00:10:41,971
Mom laying out a picnic.
320
00:10:42,057 --> 00:10:43,088
So, just real natural.
321
00:10:43,174 --> 00:10:43,901
Like I'm not even here.
322
00:10:43,987 --> 00:10:44,990
You got it.
323
00:10:48,254 --> 00:10:49,487
Maybe not so sexy.
324
00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:51,229
- My bad.
- He was talking to Mom.
325
00:10:51,331 --> 00:10:53,551
You can just lay out the food
in a normal way.
326
00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:55,900
Copy that.
No divas here.
327
00:10:57,968 --> 00:10:59,569
Her head is doing
something weird.
328
00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:00,699
Can we straighten that up?
329
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:01,876
Hang on, guys.
330
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,381
Why are they whispering?
331
00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:07,061
You think I look
too young for you?
332
00:11:07,147 --> 00:11:08,694
Why? Are my
crow's feet showing?
333
00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:10,826
I knew makeup was going
too light on the concealer.
334
00:11:10,918 --> 00:11:12,704
Guys, we're just
mixing and matching today,
335
00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:14,811
so we're thinking about
swapping out one of you.
336
00:11:14,897 --> 00:11:16,251
No, we're a team.
337
00:11:16,337 --> 00:11:18,513
You get rid of one of us,
and you lose allof us.
338
00:11:18,599 --> 00:11:20,178
- It's the kid.
- Okay.
339
00:11:21,698 --> 00:11:23,412
I thought this was
supposed to be for Joe.
340
00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:25,285
Well, obviously,
he's terrible at it,
341
00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:27,881
so how is that gonna help him
with his self-esteem?
342
00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:29,467
Hi, I'm Tyler.
343
00:11:30,295 --> 00:11:31,365
Oh, this is not good.
344
00:11:31,451 --> 00:11:32,673
Tyler, don't get too
comfortable.
345
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,202
I think we want to try
something different.
346
00:11:34,287 --> 00:11:35,803
Hey, Sean,
could you step up here?
347
00:11:35,889 --> 00:11:37,217
I'm so sorry, Phil.
348
00:11:37,303 --> 00:11:38,811
No, we want to look
at two dads.
349
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,748
I can't play the kid.
350
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,062
Looks like you're out.
Here we go.
351
00:11:42,147 --> 00:11:43,272
- Sean, was it?
- Yeah. Hey.
352
00:11:43,358 --> 00:11:44,631
- How are you?
- Good.
353
00:11:44,928 --> 00:11:47,436
Hmm. Not feeling
that chemistry.
354
00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:48,483
Maybe we should kiss?
355
00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,320
We could just wait for them
to tell us what to do.
356
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,912
Let's try Sean and a mom.
357
00:11:52,998 --> 00:11:53,957
Move, Phil.
358
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,342
No, we meant Lydia.
359
00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,820
All right, almost there.
360
00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:01,812
Hey, Joe,
hop up here for me.
361
00:12:03,754 --> 00:12:06,542
Yes!
That'sour family.
362
00:12:06,628 --> 00:12:08,089
The new faces
of Glen Valley Mall.
363
00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:10,394
Everyone else can go.
Thank you.
364
00:12:10,849 --> 00:12:12,691
Nice working
with you guys.
365
00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:14,706
I have an audition
across town.
366
00:12:14,962 --> 00:12:17,368
- For what?
- Do they need grownups?
367
00:12:18,951 --> 00:12:21,610
All right, we've heard
from our college-going sheep.
368
00:12:21,696 --> 00:12:24,579
Now, Luke,
you wisely took a gap year,
369
00:12:24,728 --> 00:12:27,859
got a job, made mad stacks,
and invested a little, correct?
370
00:12:27,945 --> 00:12:28,954
Totally.
371
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,501
I own 300 microrubels,
372
00:12:31,587 --> 00:12:33,610
a Russian cryptocurrency
I heard about on Facebook,
373
00:12:33,696 --> 00:12:35,401
which currently,
you can only use
374
00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:37,516
to buy a Chechen party drug
called Frankenstein.
375
00:12:37,602 --> 00:12:39,040
Okay, Haley, uh...
376
00:12:39,163 --> 00:12:41,852
hot boyfriend, job,
baby on the way...
377
00:12:41,938 --> 00:12:43,148
You seem to have it all,
378
00:12:43,234 --> 00:12:44,478
yet you took
a very different path
379
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:45,521
than your older sister,
Alex.
380
00:12:45,607 --> 00:12:46,479
I'm younger!
381
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:47,734
Oh, wow. Okay.
382
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:50,523
I guess that's why they call
studying "the new smoking."
383
00:12:50,609 --> 00:12:52,359
- No one says that.
- Can I add...
384
00:12:52,445 --> 00:12:54,143
I'm sure you can, but it won't
help in the real world.
385
00:12:54,228 --> 00:12:56,180
Anyway,
thank you all for coming.
386
00:12:56,266 --> 00:12:58,229
Have a good afternoon.
Take care.
387
00:12:58,315 --> 00:12:59,289
Cam, what the hell?
388
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,656
I learned a lot.
389
00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:02,757
Tucker!
390
00:13:03,038 --> 00:13:04,875
I wasn't picking up
a lot of Uber fares,
391
00:13:04,961 --> 00:13:05,892
so I came back here early
392
00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:07,673
and I heard the end
of your little presentation.
393
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:08,853
I know
what you're trying to do.
394
00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:11,203
Hey, I just need to talk to him
for... for one second.
395
00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:12,597
Hey, hey. Guess what.
396
00:13:12,683 --> 00:13:15,289
I just dropped off the cupcakes
at my boss's house.
397
00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:18,247
Turns out he... he didn't
give me the case I wanted
398
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,227
because he had
an even better one for me.
399
00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:21,623
Really?
T-That's amazing.
400
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:22,900
And he didn't want me
to makecupcakes.
401
00:13:22,985 --> 00:13:24,745
He just wanted me
to recommend a new caterer.
402
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,695
So we had
a big laugh about that.
403
00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:30,711
But just goes to show,
don'tplay games.
404
00:13:30,825 --> 00:13:32,181
Do your job,
and you'll be recognized.
405
00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:33,271
Yeah, but you said...
406
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,398
No, ah! Forget what I said.
407
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,570
T-There's no one path
to success.
408
00:13:36,656 --> 00:13:38,964
I mean, that'swhat you should
be telling these kids.
409
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,765
Yeah, that's what I was
going to tell these kids...
410
00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:41,724
Damn it, Tucker!
411
00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:43,641
I can't hold
my alpha power stance this long.
412
00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:45,266
My calves
are starting to cramp.
413
00:13:45,547 --> 00:13:48,117
- Okay, well, first of all...
- No, can it! Okay?
414
00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:49,444
You thought
you could bury me
415
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:50,792
by killing
college applications,
416
00:13:50,878 --> 00:13:51,977
didn't you? Hmm?
417
00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:54,065
I will clean out my half
of the desk that I share.
418
00:13:54,151 --> 00:13:55,328
Oh, no, it's...
I'm so sorry.
419
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:56,672
T-This is...
This is myfault.
420
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,898
I tried to play ball
at work.
421
00:13:58,984 --> 00:14:00,805
There was a lot
of unnecessary baking.
422
00:14:00,891 --> 00:14:02,297
D... The point is,
423
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,781
I- I put these ideas
into his head, so...
424
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:05,741
Oh.
425
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,586
So you're so weak
and without conviction
426
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,939
that somebody suggests
some stupid idea to you
427
00:14:10,025 --> 00:14:11,056
and without even thinking,
428
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,841
you just abandon
all your values
429
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,805
and fold like
a cheap Chinese fan, huh?
430
00:14:14,891 --> 00:14:16,578
Yes, sir. I am a worm.
431
00:14:17,451 --> 00:14:19,477
That is exactly
what I'm looking for.
432
00:14:19,563 --> 00:14:20,859
No threat to me at all.
433
00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:23,977
Well, congratulations, permanent
Vice Principal Tucker.
434
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:24,734
- Really?
- Yes.
435
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,914
Thank you!
I love you!
436
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:26,844
I love you, too.
437
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:29,150
Now, first order of business...
Fix what you did here.
438
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,195
You are gonna give me
a Golden Apple.
439
00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:32,215
Hey, hey!
440
00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:33,828
We are in
a committed relationship!
441
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,853
No, no, no. It's not the same thing
we saw at Pepper's bachelor party.
442
00:14:35,938 --> 00:14:36,984
- It's not?
- No.
443
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,289
After fighting with everybody
all day,
444
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,808
I was starting to think maybe...
I was the jerk.
445
00:14:44,289 --> 00:14:46,173
So I ended up back
at the old office,
446
00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:47,562
you know,
trying to figure out
447
00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:50,148
what it was about
going to work there
448
00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:52,227
that I loved so much.
449
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,187
Congratulations.
450
00:14:56,382 --> 00:14:57,477
You've been hired at.
451
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,976
Pritchett's Closets,
Blinds, and Waterbeds.
452
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:01,492
I'm Jay Pritchett.
453
00:15:01,594 --> 00:15:02,719
Welcome to the team.
454
00:15:02,805 --> 00:15:04,333
You hear that?
455
00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:06,070
They're cheering for you
already.
456
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,016
That's something
we value here... teamwork.
457
00:15:09,191 --> 00:15:11,152
And whether you're in sales
or shipping
458
00:15:11,276 --> 00:15:13,694
or one of those cute tomatoes
in the steno pool,
459
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,077
you're important,
460
00:15:15,217 --> 00:15:16,780
'cause we're family here.
461
00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:19,639
Wait a minute!
Who's this new employee?
462
00:15:19,725 --> 00:15:21,624
It's me...
Claire, Daddy.
463
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,694
Oh, right!
It's Claire!
464
00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:30,746
Nice hands.
465
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:33,538
Reminds me why our softball team
never won a game.
466
00:15:33,623 --> 00:15:35,712
Look who they let out of
the fancy corporate office.
467
00:15:35,821 --> 00:15:38,350
Hey, that wife of yours
get smart and leave you yet?
468
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:40,522
Eh, actually, she did.
It's been rough.
469
00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:42,014
Oh.
I... We didn't know.
470
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,226
- Geez, I'm so sorry.
- Ah, you mutts,
471
00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:45,163
I'm screwing with you!
Where's she going?
472
00:15:48,624 --> 00:15:50,539
I knew my dad
was going through something,
473
00:15:50,624 --> 00:15:52,583
and when I saw his car
at the old office,
474
00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:54,367
I-I stopped by to check on him.
475
00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:56,239
Are you feeling shy, Claire?
476
00:15:56,374 --> 00:15:59,111
Uh... yeah,
I guess I am a little.
477
00:15:59,196 --> 00:16:00,858
- Um...
- How old are you?
478
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,303
You're right.
479
00:16:02,389 --> 00:16:03,788
Just come out and say it.
480
00:16:03,874 --> 00:16:05,053
Um...
481
00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:08,123
I'm worried that you're unhappy
we sold the company
482
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,335
and you're blaming it
on me.
483
00:16:09,421 --> 00:16:10,506
You're making that face
484
00:16:10,592 --> 00:16:12,131
like you have to go potty.
485
00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:14,312
I'm anxious and...
486
00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:16,077
How can you even
see my face?
487
00:16:16,163 --> 00:16:17,647
She's my daughter.
488
00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:19,249
She thinks
she runs the place.
489
00:16:26,598 --> 00:16:27,991
You said
he wouldn't do it.
490
00:16:28,077 --> 00:16:29,592
You're damn right,
I did it.
491
00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,194
Boss is still the best,
huh?
492
00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:35,335
My dad was homesick.
493
00:16:36,021 --> 00:16:38,939
That is
one photogenic butt, Jay.
494
00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:41,186
Take it with you.
You can kiss it at home, too.
495
00:16:44,112 --> 00:16:45,389
- Hey, guys. Hi.
- Hey!
496
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:46,231
Hi, Dad.
497
00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:47,390
Hey, what are you
doing here?
498
00:16:47,475 --> 00:16:49,467
I, uh, saw your car.
499
00:16:49,688 --> 00:16:50,700
Look... uh...
500
00:16:50,786 --> 00:16:52,819
I know you've been frustrated
at work lately.
501
00:16:52,905 --> 00:16:54,215
Don't worry about that.
502
00:16:54,312 --> 00:16:55,661
You're doing great,
though, huh?
503
00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:57,686
Yeah, I kind of love it.
504
00:16:57,831 --> 00:17:00,577
But it doesn't feel right
if you hate it.
505
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,107
Dad, we can bail
on the whole thing.
506
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,983
You know
what I need to bail on?
507
00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:07,288
Being such a little peach.
508
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:08,553
- Hmm?
- What?
509
00:17:08,639 --> 00:17:09,639
They bruise easily.
510
00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:10,937
It could be an expression.
I don't know.
511
00:17:11,022 --> 00:17:13,187
The point is, when I was here,
I reached out more.
512
00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:15,398
I made videos
greeting people.
513
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,108
I built real relationships.
514
00:17:17,194 --> 00:17:19,608
Those three guys...
I knew two of their names.
515
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,577
I think maybe I need to try
to be a little bit more like you
516
00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,475
and give this new thing
a chance.
517
00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:26,797
You know, they're not so bad
when you get past the...
518
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:29,710
The hipster beards
and the sweaty handshakes.
519
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,643
Tell me about
that printer guy, Eduardo.
520
00:17:31,782 --> 00:17:33,481
What the hell
is 3-D printing anyway?
521
00:17:33,582 --> 00:17:34,944
Look at you trying.
522
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:36,053
Oh, Dad!
523
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,608
Okay, 3-D printing is
when you take three lasers
524
00:17:38,694 --> 00:17:40,920
and you can scan
any object you want.
525
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,875
You... You want to 3-D print
your butt, don't you?
526
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,441
We want them to like me,
don't we?
527
00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:45,874
Ohh...
528
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,577
Okay, baby,
have fun at your play date.
529
00:17:48,663 --> 00:17:49,952
I'll pick you up
in two hours.
530
00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:53,241
Can you believe
I'm a model now?
531
00:17:53,341 --> 00:17:55,014
Crazy world.
532
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,756
- See you, buddy.
- Bye, baby.
533
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:57,928
Bye, Mom!
534
00:17:58,589 --> 00:18:00,286
Gosh, I'm so happy
for that kid.
535
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,683
Yeah, we keep saying that.
536
00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:06,030
I feel, uh, silly
I got so invested in modeling
537
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:08,303
for some mall poster
no one's ever gonna see.
538
00:18:08,497 --> 00:18:09,850
You want to feel better?
539
00:18:09,936 --> 00:18:11,342
I'll show you something
540
00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:13,928
that is gonna make me look
more pathetic than you do.
541
00:18:14,046 --> 00:18:16,093
I think I said "silly,"
but, um...
542
00:18:16,234 --> 00:18:17,483
yeah, okay.
543
00:18:20,692 --> 00:18:22,772
That was me
20 years ago.
544
00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:24,920
That's amazing.
545
00:18:25,256 --> 00:18:26,738
But what are you
so upset about?
546
00:18:26,824 --> 00:18:28,652
You're just as beautiful now
as you were then.
547
00:18:28,738 --> 00:18:30,678
Aww. I know.
548
00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,741
It's just that it was
a time in my life
549
00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:38,155
where I was out there hustling,
modeling, driving a taxi,
550
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:41,441
selling bacon-wrapped hot dogs
outside a nightclub.
551
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,183
Seeing them taking it down
552
00:18:44,269 --> 00:18:46,301
made me feel like
that version of me
553
00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:47,949
is gone forever.
554
00:18:48,035 --> 00:18:50,269
So that's why you wanted
to start modeling again.
555
00:18:50,355 --> 00:18:53,884
I just miss being passionate
about something again.
556
00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:56,207
The way that you feel passionate
about real estate.
557
00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:57,621
- Mm.
- You always seem, like,
558
00:18:57,707 --> 00:19:01,285
so alive, making new deals,
meeting new people.
559
00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:04,590
Have you ever thought
about becoming a Realtor?
560
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,176
- Who hasn't?
- That's true.
561
00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:09,902
I bought a book one time
to learn how to do it,
562
00:19:09,988 --> 00:19:11,644
but you know how it is.
563
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:14,519
Sometimes in life,
you just get stuck.
564
00:19:14,644 --> 00:19:17,058
I think you'd be great at it.
Really.
565
00:19:17,218 --> 00:19:18,572
I'd buy anything
from you.
566
00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:20,169
I'm thinking about getting
my chompers bleached,
567
00:19:20,254 --> 00:19:21,559
and there's only
half of you up there.
568
00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:23,269
- Really?
- Yeah.
569
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,979
It can be scary
to ask yourself what's next.
570
00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:29,654
All the doubts
start to creep in.
571
00:19:30,356 --> 00:19:32,605
Are people
going to like me?
572
00:19:32,691 --> 00:19:34,340
Ooh, still hot.
573
00:19:34,426 --> 00:19:35,511
Thank you!
574
00:19:35,597 --> 00:19:37,722
I throw a tractor tire
around the backyard
575
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:39,202
a couple days a week.
576
00:19:39,993 --> 00:19:42,582
Can I handle the challenge?
577
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,550
Dude.
578
00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:51,730
You can ask these
questions forever,
579
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,455
or you can just
take the first step.
580
00:19:54,547 --> 00:19:57,746
Here is your five-point
checklist for any open house.
581
00:19:57,894 --> 00:19:59,246
Number one...
582
00:20:01,439 --> 00:20:03,144
Sorry, professor.
583
00:20:07,177 --> 00:20:09,261
Phil, honey.
What are you doing here?
584
00:20:09,347 --> 00:20:10,778
Hey,
I thought I'd surprise you
585
00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:11,847
and take you out to dinner.
586
00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:12,840
Ooh!
587
00:20:12,926 --> 00:20:14,910
Spontaneous.
You know I like that.
588
00:20:15,101 --> 00:20:17,222
Well, um, let me just make sure
everybody's gone.
589
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:18,160
I'll grab my bag
and lock up.
590
00:20:18,246 --> 00:20:19,292
Awesome.
591
00:20:23,336 --> 00:20:25,597
May I help you
with your clothes?
592
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,863
Ooh.
593
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:29,386
I guess we are
the only ones here.
594
00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:32,144
Perhaps we'll
start with the pants.
595
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,332
Wow.
596
00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:35,285
Normally,
you like a little...
597
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,527
slow shirt unbuttoning,
598
00:20:37,673 --> 00:20:40,818
but I guess we...
are cutting to the chase.
599
00:20:42,146 --> 00:20:43,937
Dad, are you still looking
for a place
600
00:20:44,023 --> 00:20:44,912
to leave that butt?
601
00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:45,701
It's so gross.
602
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,818
There's nothing better
for office camaraderie
603
00:20:47,904 --> 00:20:49,052
than a practical joke.
604
00:20:49,138 --> 00:20:50,677
It lifts people's spirits.
605
00:20:50,763 --> 00:20:51,810
Mm.
606
00:20:56,112 --> 00:20:57,341
Well played.
607
00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:58,904
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608
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:01,240
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