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Shh!
You'll wake Lily.
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How drunk are you?
I told you three times
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- she's onthat school trip.
- I'd feel more confident
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- if you weren't also whispering.
- Fair point.
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Are...
Are you wearing lipstick?
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- Hm?
- Am I wearing nail polish?
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So, we kind of had
a crazy night out.
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It started off
at this little
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under-the-radar speakeasy
I heard about.
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Uh, he Googled
"cool bars near me."
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Anyway, we met a group
of 20-somethings
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that... took a shine to us.
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They introduced us to the world
of underground parties
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and $18 cocktails.
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- It was so burnt.
- Lit.
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Lit.
Lit.
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I don't even remember
half these bars.
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Did we go to
a hospital last night?
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Okay, Grandma Tucker's
hangover remedy...
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Put a pat of butter underneathyour
tongue, tip your head back,
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and I'll pour the hot sauce
up your nose.
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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- That's a group text from Binker.
- What?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my gosh.
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The gang wants to get back
together and party tonight.
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And you said
we'd never hear from them
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after they saw us in that
horrible Denny's lighting.
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Okay, we have to play this
exactly right...
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We don't want
to come off too eager,
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but we also want to let
'em knowwe're down to mob.
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- Oh, my God.
- Cam, you knowour rule,
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we never go out
two nights in a row.
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- Yeah, I know, but this is...
- We're already pushing it
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by going to that
lecture series tonight.
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What lecture series?
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Alan Greenspan'stop aide.
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We bought the season passso
we'd get premium seating
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to "A Night of
Sarcasmwith Fran Lebowitz."
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Oh, everyone's in.
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- Look at all those thumbs of colors.
- They're so woke.
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"We're out.
Catch you next time"?
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Mitchell.
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How could you?
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Storm out softly.
You'll wake Lily.
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Season 10 Episode 19
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Episode Title: "Yes-Woman"
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Morning, honey.
Don't mind all the Caltech gear.
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I figured I'd surprise Alexat
school and take her to lunch.
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Surprise her?
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At the end of the semester?
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Honey, she's probablyin
the middle of exams.
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She's gonna be...
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thrilled.
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Have you ever
seen a video of yourself
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wearing something you didn't
realize was unflattering?
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Well, that happened
to me recently, and...
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it was my personality.
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For centuries, man has longed
to rule the air
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like the majestic
squirrel.
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The wait ends
today.
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Nope.
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Uh, but
what if we...
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- Doesn't matter.
- Hey, Mom.
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I can pull this off,
right?
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Let me.
Oh.
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Ah, we're not home.
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I made a decision
to be less negative.
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It's the new me,
the girl who says "yes."
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Friend went to Mexico
for the weekend.
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I'm finding the level.
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Crockett and Tubbs,
you look snazzy.
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Thanks... I think.
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I'm trying
to step up my game.
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I started seeing
someone from work.
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Oh, honey.
I don't know
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if I think that's such
a good idea that...
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Never mind.
I approve.
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I doubt
my mom would approve
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if she knew
the whole story.
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Pool boy.
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I need more towels.
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Right away, ma'am.
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Done. I just approved
another design.
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The most luxurious
dog bed yet.
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I call it...
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The Top of the Bark.
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GAh, that's nice
that you can
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run your new company
at home
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in clothes that
you can only wear at home.
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When men get to a certain age,
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they stop trying.
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I've seen it before.
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First, it starts
with the clothes,
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then the body,
then the brain.
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But I can't say
anything to Jay,
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because when it comes
to his appearance,
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he's very sensitive.
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Mi amor, I'm back.
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Welcome home.
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You hate it, right?
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I'll shave it.
It's a joke.
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Stupid!
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Good dawning, all.
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What am I looking at?
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Is the vet worried
you're gonna bite yourself?
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It's a traditional
Tudor collar.
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I'm pledging my school's
Elizabethan Society,
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and I have to wear this
as a hazing ritual.
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I don't hate it.
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I think it makes your head
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look like one of
those fancy cookies.
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I also have to recite several
Shakespearean monologues
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and festoon our dining hall
with some bawdy bunting.
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What happened
to hazing?
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It used to bemacho stuff,
you know,
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like making a guy drink
a shotout of your belly button or
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passing
an orange around
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only using
your butt cheeks.
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Look. It's one of the most
selective groups on campus.
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I don't
want to jinx it,
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but a week from now,
I could be learning
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- the steps of the secret minuet.
- Ooh.
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This is what happens whenyou
eliminate campus bullying.
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Jay,
what do you think?
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We'll go out
for a nice lunch,
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dress up
a little bit.
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This feels like an attack.
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All right, that's as gentle
as I can go,
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I am Colombian,
not Canadian.
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I got an e-mail
from the club.
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The older players have
takenover the driving range
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for bocce
weekday mornings.
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So what?
You can play golf later.
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No, we got
a whole group...
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The Sunrise Swingers.
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We meet there at 6:00,
hit a bucket.
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One of the galsis making up
tank tops.
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Oh, yay.
More casual clothes.
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No, I'm going down there,
get the support
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of some of
the other golfers.
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- Maybe I can fight this thing.
- Okay, good idea,
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but don't forget that
there is a dress code at the club.
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They probably already
overturned it.
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Ah, the whole place
went to hell
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when they stopped
puttingice in the urinals.
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There's just something
about destroying a thing
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while you're
taking a pee
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that makes a man
feel like a man.
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Oh, well,
hello there.
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Uh, Dad.
What are you doing here?
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Hi.
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I thought
I'd take you to lunch.
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It wasn't just about lunch.
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Of my three kids, I've always
felt least connected with Alex.
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And I'm afraid that
the distance between us
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might grow
after she graduates.
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Wow. Graduates?
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It was just, like, 10 years ago
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when she took
her first college course.
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I really wish
you would've called.
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I can't go to lunch today.
I'm late for...
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- an event.
- Is that why you're all dressed up?
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Yeah.
But it's no big deal.
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B-T-dubs, have you seen
your school paper?
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Apparently, your valedictorian
is a chimp.
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How is that
not bigger news?
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It's a fake paper, Dad.
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It's senior prank week.
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Oh. I wish I'd known that
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before I sent your mom
this text.
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"It's starting.
Hide the bananas."
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- Seriously?!
- The Kepler Award?
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Is this
where you're going,
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'cause it looks like
it's a big deal?
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It's just a boring reception
or finalists.
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Well, I love
a good reception.
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What time
are we expected?
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Oh, I don't think
I'm allowed to bring guests.
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Says here,
"families welcome."
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But I didn't RSVP.
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Says here,
"walk-ins encouraged."
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What an informative flyer.
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Awesome.
Let's do this.
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Yoga, right?
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No winners, no losers,
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no "who's best?"
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You want me to tell you
that you are the only one
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that didn't need help
from the teacher?
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Was I?
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- Janice. Hi.
- Hi.
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This is Claire,
my husband's daughter.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So, that makes Gloria kind
of like your step mother.
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Yeah, we don't
do that.
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- Oh.
- Um, anyways,
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how is
your new boyfriend?
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Pretty great.
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I do feel
a little awkward
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about the age difference, though.
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Ooh, which way
are we talking?
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He's, uh,
in his early 20s.
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- Oh!
- Noice!
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Isn't that
embarrassing?
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No.
I say go for it.
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Ooh, I like
this new Claire
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that says "yes"
to things.
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Before, you would belike, uh...
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what is the word
for grouchy?
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I don't think
it matters now.
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Early 20s, huh.
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Well, you're still beating
gravity at that point.
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I bet everything
is right where it should be.
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- Oh, yes.
- Yeah.
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Check out
this selfie he sent
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of his abs.
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Damn!
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Mm.
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It's so nice to be with
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someone
who takes care of himself,
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not like the guys
my age.
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Tell me about it.
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Jay's starting to give up
a little bit.
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You know, in the way
that he's dressing.
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Mm.
Why don't you bring
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your guy by the house
to remind Jay
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that women like a man
that make a little effort.
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Um, well, we're freelater
today, if that works.
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Perfect. And, Claire, you come, too,
so that you help me
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nudge Jay
in the right direction.
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Well, I wouldn't want
my first "no"
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- to be to my step mother.
- I said we're not doing that.
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Cam, hurry!
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If we get there
early enough,
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we get to submit a question
about Greenspan.
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I got a doozy
about stag-flation.
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- Just hear me out.
- You...
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- We decided...
- No, you decided.
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And, Mitchell, we had so
much fun last night.
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Lily's gone
for one more night.
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Let's go out!
Come on. Have some fun.
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And break our
two-night-in-a-row rule?
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No, no.
I don't think so.
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Okay, you slept
two hours last night.
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You know you hit a wall
when you get over tired.
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It's very intense.
You know what I think this is?
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I think you're worried that
you can't keep up
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- with me and my youthful spirit.
- Mm.
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The other day, you called
a refrigerator an icebox.
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That's not old, that's country cute.
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Okay. Let's face it.
You were born 50,
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and I've always been
young at heart.
252
00:08:49,037 --> 00:08:51,102
And you know what?
Maybe that's what attracted you
253
00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:53,863
to me in the first place...
My boyish charm.
254
00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,886
And you were an older,
seasoned man who came and...
255
00:08:57,468 --> 00:09:00,042
seduced me,
Mr. Robinson.
256
00:09:00,130 --> 00:09:02,249
Okay, yeah,
that's a youthful reference.
257
00:09:02,337 --> 00:09:04,106
You should trot that out
with your new friends.
258
00:09:04,193 --> 00:09:05,506
Cam, this is
so you, okay?
259
00:09:05,594 --> 00:09:06,937
You're running
yourself ragged
260
00:09:07,025 --> 00:09:08,199
trying to remain young.
261
00:09:08,287 --> 00:09:10,500
I mean, there's nothing wrong
with accepting the fact
262
00:09:10,588 --> 00:09:11,682
that you're getting
a little older.
263
00:09:11,769 --> 00:09:13,642
Unless you're admitting it
too soon.
264
00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:15,488
You don't want to look
upone day and think,
265
00:09:15,576 --> 00:09:17,058
"Oh, what did I
forget to do?
266
00:09:17,146 --> 00:09:18,941
Oh, yeah. Live."
267
00:09:19,177 --> 00:09:20,878
Well, you know what?
If you need me,
268
00:09:20,966 --> 00:09:23,605
I'm gonna be pre-gaming
in Binker's loft in...
269
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,574
an abandoned cannery
270
00:09:25,704 --> 00:09:27,447
in the old
pickle district.
271
00:09:27,597 --> 00:09:29,144
- Sounds drafty.
- Yeah.
272
00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:32,386
Nice roll.
273
00:09:32,474 --> 00:09:34,769
The bocce situation
was worse than I feared.
274
00:09:34,887 --> 00:09:36,128
I had to get the range back
275
00:09:36,216 --> 00:09:38,402
in the hands of
the Sunrise Swingers.
276
00:09:38,892 --> 00:09:41,321
Listen, I, uh,
got to be discreet.
277
00:09:41,409 --> 00:09:43,542
Uh, I'm sort of
behind enemy lines here.
278
00:09:43,661 --> 00:09:45,574
But, uh,
if I'm not mistaken,
279
00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:47,339
you're a fellow, uh,
280
00:09:47,598 --> 00:09:48,901
- "swinger."
- Excuse me?
281
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,230
No, no, it's okay. I'm cool.
It's just that I, uh...
282
00:09:51,496 --> 00:09:53,020
I'm trying to get something
started here.
283
00:09:53,107 --> 00:09:55,691
I mean, uh, of course
we have to meet in secrecy,
284
00:09:55,779 --> 00:09:57,382
but I don't mind
hosting at my house.
285
00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:59,653
- Are you actually suggesting...
- Lady, wake up.
286
00:09:59,741 --> 00:10:01,614
Our way of life
is under attack.
287
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,159
Pretty soon,
there won't be enough of us
288
00:10:03,246 --> 00:10:04,238
for a decent foursome.
289
00:10:04,326 --> 00:10:05,300
I have to go.
290
00:10:05,388 --> 00:10:06,781
Okay. Well, just think about it.
291
00:10:06,869 --> 00:10:08,912
- That's all. Just think about it.
- Okay.
292
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,902
- Worth a shot, huh?
- What?
293
00:10:11,082 --> 00:10:12,527
No, that's not
what I meant.
294
00:10:12,615 --> 00:10:14,511
Oh, that's what you
bocceplayers are about, huh?
295
00:10:14,599 --> 00:10:16,636
You find something nice,
and you ruin it.
296
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:20,785
That's Dr. Stieglitz.
297
00:10:20,873 --> 00:10:22,738
He makes the final decision
on the award.
298
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,535
He's brilliant and scary
and impossible to impress.
299
00:10:25,623 --> 00:10:26,958
Hey, I know this is
your dad talking,
300
00:10:27,045 --> 00:10:28,644
but you're pretty brilliant
and scary
301
00:10:28,763 --> 00:10:30,207
and impossible
yourself.
302
00:10:31,538 --> 00:10:33,191
Okay. I've made
an appearance.
303
00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:35,542
I think we can go.
Come on, now, Alex.
304
00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:36,775
This is a party
in your honor,
305
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,751
and you're here withyour
own personal cheerleader.
306
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,064
- Dad, I just...
- I know how to pump up
307
00:10:40,151 --> 00:10:42,602
an academic crowd.
I had to cheerfor the debate team once.
308
00:10:42,704 --> 00:10:45,766
"Be persuasive,
B-E persuasive."
309
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,157
- "B-E P-E-R-S..."
- That's enough.
310
00:10:49,642 --> 00:10:52,274
"Damn. Might as well
ask Schrodinger's cat."
311
00:10:55,225 --> 00:10:56,375
Pets.
312
00:10:56,463 --> 00:10:59,063
I once had a macaw that
could use a remote control.
313
00:10:59,151 --> 00:11:01,282
Watched a lot of cable.
You'd think, uh...
314
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,893
You'd think Animal Planet,
but it was mostly Cinemax.Ah.
315
00:11:04,023 --> 00:11:05,329
I'm Alex's dad.
316
00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:07,180
Alex, get in here.
317
00:11:07,298 --> 00:11:10,561
Actually, I was referring
to a thought experiment
318
00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:13,501
concerning a paradox
in quantum mechanics.
319
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,938
Yes, quite, quite.
320
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,352
Where are you all from
originally?
321
00:11:20,845 --> 00:11:22,368
It was so embarrassing.
322
00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:24,665
Professor Stieglitz is a genius.
323
00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:27,016
He doesn't fall for people
who pretend to understand him
324
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,821
by saying things
like "Quite, quite,"
325
00:11:28,909 --> 00:11:30,962
or, "Indeed," or...
326
00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:33,110
Touché, my good man!
327
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,665
But seriously,
I-I have a science question
328
00:11:35,753 --> 00:11:38,032
- I've always wondered about.
- Uh, maybekeep wondering.
329
00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:41,782
Would there be a safe amount
of helium you could give a baby
330
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:44,042
that would lift it
off the ground?
331
00:11:44,168 --> 00:11:45,040
What?
332
00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:47,337
Oh. I don't
want it to float away.
333
00:11:47,425 --> 00:11:49,298
I-I just want it
to have fun.
334
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,673
Can we...
335
00:11:55,622 --> 00:11:56,946
Could you
do me a favor?
336
00:11:57,052 --> 00:11:59,196
I'm having a package delivered
to my dorm room,
337
00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:00,799
and someone needs to
be thereto sign for it.
338
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:01,929
Can't your roommate
do it?
339
00:12:02,017 --> 00:12:03,743
No. She got deported.
340
00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:05,204
I thought she was
from Arkansas.
341
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,295
Yeah, but her parents were...
342
00:12:07,484 --> 00:12:08,397
traitors.
343
00:12:08,485 --> 00:12:10,235
- Beth and Allen?
- Don't feel bad.
344
00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:11,524
We all fell for it.
345
00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:13,575
So you want me to go back
to your dorm room
346
00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:15,486
and sit and wait
for a package?
347
00:12:15,574 --> 00:12:16,891
Yes.
348
00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:20,563
Oh, sh-shoot, honey.
I...
349
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:25,079
I have a delivery coming back
to the house, too, so...
350
00:12:25,562 --> 00:12:26,655
I should run.
351
00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:29,735
- Well, if you have to.
- Yeah. I'm so sorry.
352
00:12:30,054 --> 00:12:33,064
But, hey,
good luck, okay?
353
00:12:33,791 --> 00:12:35,271
Bye, Dad.
354
00:12:39,347 --> 00:12:41,243
Uh, did I
seem a little...
355
00:12:41,331 --> 00:12:43,860
Zero Kelvin?
Cold. Yeah.
356
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,095
So you think I was...
357
00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,667
Like the sum of a groupof
numbers divided by
358
00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:49,274
the numberof those numbers?
Mean.
359
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,977
This is why no one wants
to code with you, Tina.
360
00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:04,421
Hey. How in the world
did you find me?
361
00:13:04,797 --> 00:13:07,288
You know that app you can puton
kids' phones to track them?
362
00:13:07,376 --> 00:13:09,859
You put one on my phone
after I surprised you today?
363
00:13:10,003 --> 00:13:12,327
Don't make me feel
worse than I already do.
364
00:13:13,187 --> 00:13:14,940
Wait a minute.
You won?!
365
00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:16,827
Congratulations!
366
00:13:16,915 --> 00:13:19,310
Please don't be happy for me.
I can't take it.
367
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:20,900
I was
such a jerk to you.
368
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,340
No, honey, I get it.
I, uh...
369
00:13:24,427 --> 00:13:26,210
I know I can
be embarrassing. I...
370
00:13:26,374 --> 00:13:28,082
I just get nervous
around smart people.
371
00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,734
Sometimes even you.
372
00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:31,966
The first time I ever said
"quite, quite"
373
00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:33,514
was when you were 6 years old
and you just told me
374
00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:35,452
about how plants
make carbon dioxide.
375
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,288
This may surprise you, but...
376
00:13:38,023 --> 00:13:39,610
sometimes I wishl was more like you,
377
00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:42,812
the way you're always
able to enjoy life.
378
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,466
Believe it or not, I felt
the same way about my dad.
379
00:13:45,577 --> 00:13:47,400
I'm a... I'm a pessimist
compared to him.
380
00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:49,599
And his dad
actually suffered
381
00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:51,500
from a smile-induced
hernia.
382
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,280
It's prank week,
383
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:56,124
and I spent the whole time
in the library.
384
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,045
Sometimes I feel like
I just went through
385
00:13:58,132 --> 00:13:59,850
the four best years
of my life,
386
00:14:00,054 --> 00:14:02,070
only I forgot
to make them
387
00:14:02,187 --> 00:14:04,210
the four best years
of my life.
388
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,195
Well, college
isn't over.
389
00:14:07,373 --> 00:14:08,708
And I just may be able
to help you
390
00:14:08,796 --> 00:14:10,242
make up for
a little lost time.
391
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,169
Hot Wing Trivia's
about to start.
392
00:14:12,257 --> 00:14:14,202
I have you guys registered
as "The Dunphys"?
393
00:14:14,297 --> 00:14:15,452
How did you...?
394
00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:16,812
You knew I was coming?
395
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,851
Let's not forget where you learned
about that tracking app.
396
00:14:20,579 --> 00:14:22,913
And there's one tiny change.
397
00:14:23,072 --> 00:14:25,695
We're actually
the MacDunphys.
398
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,410
Only my dad would think
that a trivia game...
399
00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:33,537
The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire.
400
00:14:34,304 --> 00:14:36,421
...where you balance hats
on your head,
401
00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:38,005
drink beer as a reward...
402
00:14:38,093 --> 00:14:39,796
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
403
00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:42,381
...and
eat hot wings as a punishment...
404
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,569
Millard Fillmore!
405
00:14:45,976 --> 00:14:49,273
...needed that one last twist
of a Scottish accent.
406
00:14:49,361 --> 00:14:52,630
Dopey, Sneezy...
407
00:14:52,718 --> 00:14:54,860
and Grumpy?
408
00:14:54,947 --> 00:14:57,906
Yeah!
409
00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,923
Whoever said the most
important thing in life
410
00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:01,452
is winning awards...
411
00:15:04,527 --> 00:15:06,140
...wasn't all wrong.
412
00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:13,763
I still remember
the day Mr. Greenspan
413
00:15:13,851 --> 00:15:16,835
coined the term
"irrational exuberance."
414
00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:19,280
He had taken
a longer than usual tub
415
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,720
and, as he sat
in the soapy water...
416
00:15:21,807 --> 00:15:23,577
I had made a mistake.
417
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,218
Cam was off on an adventure
418
00:15:25,306 --> 00:15:27,367
while I sat there
dying of boredom,
419
00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:31,070
surrounded by people
dying of natural causes.
420
00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:33,429
I'm gonna keep
the bounce going, okay?
421
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,850
- Keep the bounce going.
- Yeah, you know, it's a little more
422
00:15:34,937 --> 00:15:36,694
- sass in the neck, because...
- Oh, my gosh!
423
00:15:36,781 --> 00:15:38,156
Mitchell,
what are you doing here?
424
00:15:38,244 --> 00:15:40,413
- What about the lecture?
- Well, uh, it was deadly.
425
00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:42,023
Yeah, I'm getting old
before my time.
426
00:15:42,111 --> 00:15:43,858
Please take me with you!
Make me young again!
427
00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:46,015
Oh, my gosh,
we're so happy you're here.
428
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:47,446
Really? Yeah, of course.
429
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:50,663
- No "I told you so"?
- No. That's nothow my generation does it.
430
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,593
Well, check you out,
still going strong.
431
00:15:52,696 --> 00:15:55,090
Yeah, you know what? I think I'm
just feeding off the energy,
432
00:15:55,177 --> 00:15:56,453
because I haven't
felt this awake in...
433
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,553
- Hold on just a second.
- Hm?
434
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,546
Yo, blue guy!
Hey, blue shirt!
435
00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:00,970
What's up, bro? Hey!
436
00:16:01,057 --> 00:16:02,414
You looking at me?
What do you want to do?
437
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:04,157
You want to dance?
Why is he staring at me?
438
00:16:04,244 --> 00:16:06,757
You know, you know, I don't
think he was looking at you.
439
00:16:06,845 --> 00:16:08,279
It seems like he's looking at me.
What's...
440
00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:09,593
Are you getting
a little tired?
441
00:16:09,681 --> 00:16:11,127
Oh, please.
Can a tired guy do this?
442
00:16:11,215 --> 00:16:13,528
Da! Hey, I love these guys!
Whoa.
443
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:16,439
Oh, did you know Daryl...
Daryl's mom was the runner-up
444
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:18,140
in the Miss Illinois
pageant
445
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,452
in 1990?!
446
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,632
♪ The year
I graduated ♪
447
00:16:22,737 --> 00:16:24,080
♪ Daryl's mom
was hot ♪
448
00:16:24,175 --> 00:16:25,924
- Ow!
- Fantastic.
449
00:16:26,012 --> 00:16:28,010
Cam, I think you might be
hitting that wall.
450
00:16:28,098 --> 00:16:29,596
No, no, no, I'm fine.
I would...
451
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,401
What's this clown
staring at? Hey!
452
00:16:31,527 --> 00:16:33,310
No, no, no, no, no,
don't point at me.
453
00:16:33,398 --> 00:16:34,619
I'll rip
your finger off
454
00:16:34,707 --> 00:16:36,167
and feed it to
your red-headed girlfriend!
455
00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:37,549
Okay, that is a mirror. Huh?
456
00:16:37,637 --> 00:16:39,846
And I knew this sweater
made me look busty.
457
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:42,018
Okay, w-w-why is
my hand shaking?
458
00:16:42,106 --> 00:16:43,472
Did somebody put something
in my drink?
459
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:47,057
Hey! Did one of
you Ritalin-addicted millennial
460
00:16:47,145 --> 00:16:50,058
scooter jockeys
dose me? Huh?
461
00:16:50,246 --> 00:16:52,469
What, you think you can take
this tree down, do you?
462
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,792
Well, guess what!
I'm a redwood!
463
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,933
That's right, I was
here before you were born,
464
00:16:57,021 --> 00:16:58,370
and I'll be here
after you're gone!
465
00:16:58,457 --> 00:16:59,400
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah!
466
00:16:59,488 --> 00:17:01,244
He gets like this.
He just needs a nap.
467
00:17:01,332 --> 00:17:02,549
- Nap time.
- Okay.
468
00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:03,863
- Nap. Let's go.
- No, I don't want to go, though!
469
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,159
- I like my new friends!
- Yeah, I know.
470
00:17:05,246 --> 00:17:06,932
Do you guys like me?
'Cause I like you!
471
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,243
- Yeah.
- I want to stay! Hey!
472
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,573
And I'm really sorry
about everything.
473
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,925
- You got to let him go.
- No, I'm sorry.
474
00:17:11,012 --> 00:17:12,097
You got to let him go.
It's okay.
475
00:17:12,184 --> 00:17:12,916
- Thank you.
- I'm so sorry.
476
00:17:13,004 --> 00:17:13,744
- Bye-bye.
- I didn't know
477
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,260
- you weren't staring at me.
- Shh.
478
00:17:15,348 --> 00:17:17,658
- It's okay.
- No, I don't want to go.
479
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,713
I nailed my monologues
for the Elizabethan Society.
480
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:23,934
Methinks you're looking
at a brand-new Lizzie.
481
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:24,993
So it is "methinks."
482
00:17:25,081 --> 00:17:26,470
So, why does
Jay correct me
483
00:17:26,558 --> 00:17:28,208
every time I say that?
484
00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:33,049
Jay, we have company!
Do not hide in the bedroom.
485
00:17:35,078 --> 00:17:36,018
- Hello.
- Hi.
486
00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:37,502
Thank you for coming.
487
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,065
Where's the boyfriend?
He's just parking.
488
00:17:40,153 --> 00:17:43,362
And, you know, we realized
something on the way over,
489
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:44,847
and it's a little awkward.
490
00:17:45,144 --> 00:17:46,887
Those are my
hors d'oeuvres. I'll be back.
491
00:17:46,975 --> 00:17:48,894
- Make yourself a drink.
- Okay.
492
00:17:50,283 --> 00:17:51,613
Hey, hot stuff.
493
00:17:51,769 --> 00:17:53,812
Are you sure
this isn't a little weird?
494
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,808
Well, I wasn't expecting
the couple we'd be helping out
495
00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:59,097
to be my grandpa and his wife,
but...
496
00:17:59,225 --> 00:18:00,764
our relationship
was gonna be out
497
00:18:00,852 --> 00:18:02,020
- in the open eventually.
- Yeah.
498
00:18:02,107 --> 00:18:04,050
I kind of bragged about
itto everyone I know.
499
00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:05,871
Oh, you're so sweet.
500
00:18:06,957 --> 00:18:08,183
My daughter.
501
00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:11,191
She wants to have friends over.
I said no parties.
502
00:18:11,294 --> 00:18:12,604
Hey, you relax.
503
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,691
Denise, your mother and
I deserve one night off.
504
00:18:19,579 --> 00:18:20,527
Oh!
505
00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:21,972
The lady from the club!
506
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,882
Either she didn't know
I was Gloria's husband
507
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,623
and things were about
to get very awkward,
508
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,269
or she did know
and she was here to follow up
509
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,280
on my accidental proposition.
510
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,058
God, I hate company!
511
00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:34,964
Hey, hot stuff.
512
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,303
Where's your boy toy?
513
00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:38,425
Oh, he's making
a phone call.
514
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,519
Got to say, though,
515
00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:42,300
I feel kind of awkward
because, turns out,
516
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,441
- he's related to Gloria.
- What?
517
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:47,793
My daughter. I have
to handle this. Sorry.
518
00:18:48,973 --> 00:18:50,707
Claire,
I have big news.
519
00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:52,901
Oh, God. If it's what
I think it is,
520
00:18:52,989 --> 00:18:55,032
I don't know
if that's a good idea.
521
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,253
I know.
People will say
522
00:18:56,341 --> 00:18:58,082
I've taken my love
of old things too far.
523
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,473
- Mm-hmm.
- But I'm happy.
524
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:02,496
And not to brag, butl'm the
first Latinoto get in there.
525
00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:05,560
Oh, boy. I feel sort of
responsible for this.
526
00:19:05,648 --> 00:19:08,051
Um, I think it has a little
moreto do with my performance.
527
00:19:08,202 --> 00:19:09,325
I distinguished myself
528
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,416
when I did literally
all the girl parts.
529
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,832
I need to go splash
some water on my face.
530
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,936
Wait a minute.
531
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,261
Have you
been doing sit-ups?
532
00:19:17,349 --> 00:19:18,522
Oh, every night
for stamina.
533
00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:20,349
I would not have been
able to perform without it.
534
00:19:20,436 --> 00:19:22,230
I even threw in
some tongue exercises
535
00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:23,894
because my "Shrew"
was taking forever.
536
00:19:25,293 --> 00:19:26,316
Oh, God.
537
00:19:26,404 --> 00:19:27,868
Dad, what are you hiding from?
538
00:19:27,956 --> 00:19:29,613
You'll know after I tell you
539
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,371
what I said to that woman
from the club.
540
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,050
What is she doing here?
541
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,799
She's trying to get you
out of those clothes.
542
00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:36,238
- You know?
- Yes!
543
00:19:36,326 --> 00:19:37,707
We talked
about it at yoga.
544
00:19:37,795 --> 00:19:38,816
It was Gloria's idea.
545
00:19:38,908 --> 00:19:40,535
I just came along
to grease the wheels.
546
00:19:40,623 --> 00:19:42,707
What?!
I was almost considering it
547
00:19:42,795 --> 00:19:43,928
until you added
that part.
548
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,519
I gotta splash water
on my face.
549
00:19:47,197 --> 00:19:48,910
This place is dead.
Want to bounce?
550
00:19:48,998 --> 00:19:50,425
No, we don't
have to be around
551
00:19:50,513 --> 00:19:52,347
a big group of people
to have fun.
552
00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:55,182
Luke, no!
553
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:57,013
She has a boyfriend.
554
00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:58,402
Yeah, me.
555
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,103
No, it's some young guy
from the club...
556
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,582
Oh, boy.
557
00:20:04,154 --> 00:20:06,507
Gloria,
do you know
558
00:20:06,595 --> 00:20:08,472
what's going on
with Manny?
559
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,800
Uh, do you think that
he can keep that a secret?
560
00:20:11,888 --> 00:20:14,761
They have to wear
all kind of weird outfits
561
00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:16,324
every time they do it.
562
00:20:16,604 --> 00:20:18,384
Hey, Ma.
563
00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:21,816
Luke... Luke, get your
hands off Manny's girlfriend.
564
00:20:21,904 --> 00:20:23,603
- That's not my girlfriend.
- What?
565
00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:25,254
Then what were we
just talking about?
566
00:20:25,342 --> 00:20:27,746
The Elizabethan Society.
M-My first meeting's tonight.
567
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:30,246
I'm so confused.
It's plain as day.
568
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,386
This woman is here
to swing with me.
569
00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:35,587
That's it. That's where
I draw the line.
570
00:20:35,675 --> 00:20:37,535
How did this
happen?
571
00:20:37,623 --> 00:20:38,894
I'll tell you
how this happened.
572
00:20:38,982 --> 00:20:41,115
Because nobody
was willing to say
573
00:20:41,203 --> 00:20:42,910
what needs to be said.
574
00:20:43,363 --> 00:20:46,082
No. No. No.
575
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,649
And hell no.
576
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,876
It's how you feel about
the B-minus, Denise,
577
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,626
not how your mother and I
feel about it.
578
00:20:57,735 --> 00:21:00,430
No, I'm not saying no
to the Amsterdam trip.
579
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,702
Yeah, it sounds like
a fun summer,
580
00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:05,665
but how is that gonna look
on a college application?
581
00:21:06,468 --> 00:21:07,971
We'll talk about it later.
582
00:21:08,329 --> 00:21:10,110
Of course
I'm proud of you.
583
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:12,163
Hey, Mom.
584
00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:13,627
Hey, Luke. Honey,
would you mind getting me
585
00:21:13,714 --> 00:21:15,219
that salad bowl
off the top shelf?
586
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:16,350
Yep.
587
00:21:16,438 --> 00:21:17,842
I know
I'm the only one,
588
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,940
but it is
my favorite.
589
00:21:20,132 --> 00:21:22,540
Don't apologize, Mom.
You know what you like.
590
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:24,585
Never mind.
I'm good.
591
00:21:24,673 --> 00:21:26,438
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