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Honey, do you need me to move the car?
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No, it's nothing. I'm alright
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Oh no! Iron cross
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Oh God! Phil...
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You okay?
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Yes. I am.
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I am okay.
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Honey, why do we keep this car?
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It's a classic!
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No, it just sits here.
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And the seatbelts don't work.
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The doors stick. It leaks fluids.
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We haven't put fluids in it in 10 years.
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Well, I'm gonna fix all that anyway.
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And then, uh, it's gonna be Haley's car.
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Oh, we're not giving this car to Haley.
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It's way too easy
to fit a mattress in the back.
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Remember?
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Oh, no.
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We're selling it.
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- What?!
- Mm-hmm.
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Unless you don't think you can.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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- Seriously?
- You can't.
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You honestly think that's gonna work?
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You can't sell it.
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You know what?
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You can insult a lot of things about me...
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my hair, my voice,
my balance-board exercises...
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But don't insult my selling.
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That crosses a line.
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What line? Oh, you don't see it?
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That's 'cause I just sold it.
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-- Sync by Rafael UPD --, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com/
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"While the spray-tanned starlet
claims to be six weeks sober,
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sources down under say
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she has been bar-hopping
like a coked-up kangaroo."
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Ah, what's daddy reading to you?
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If I have to read
"The very hungry caterpillar"
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one more time, I will snap.
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- Oh, it's not that bad.
- I will snap!
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So, um, I laid the toolbox outside,
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and all the supplies are ready,
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and I think we are good to go!
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Terrific.
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- Aren't you gonna change
into a working man's outfit?
- No, I'm good,
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and I don't think workmen
really call them "outfits."
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We are building a princess castle for Lily.
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Uh, it's something every father
wants to be able to do
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for his daughter.
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You know, and I fancy myself
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as a bit of a castle designer.
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I have done a few sketches.
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Which we have archived
so we can use the kit.
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- Mm, yeah.
- The kit.
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Uh, the Kit. Which, uh,
we're gonna do together.
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I am petrified to do this with Mitchell.
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He built a couple of theater
sets in college or something,
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and now he thinks he knows
everything about building.
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Well, he doesn't.
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Every home-improvement project
that we've undertaken
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has been a near-death experience.
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Make the appetizers.
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And then we'll be...
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If an accident does happen,
I hope he kills me...
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Because I don't think
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I would be a very inspiring
disabled person.
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Honey, relax.
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She's not here yet.
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You might want to play it a little cooler.
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You don't want to scare off
your girlfriend.
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She's not my girlfriend!
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She's just coming over to study
the life cycle of silkworms.
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Oh. She's here.
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She's here!
Okay, how's my hair?
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I thought it was just a friend.
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I heard that.
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I wasn't whispering.
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Manny, open the door.
Make her feel welcome.
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Kelly! Good morning.
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Uh, I'm glad you're here.
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Um, this is my mom.
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Nice to meet you!
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In my culture,
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mothers are very clingy to their sons.
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In fact, the leading cause
of death among Colombian women
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is when their sons get married.
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But I'm not like that.
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I just want my Manny to be happy.
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Manny, why don't you give
your friend Kelly an empanada?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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I try to stay away from trans fats.
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Oh, I'm sure one won't make a difference.
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They're Manny's favorite!
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I... think I'm going to stop
eating trans fats, too.
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Mom? When was this from?
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Oh...
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That's the year your dad and I
went to the Rose Bowl.
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- Incredible game.
- Yeah.
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Mom, you look really pretty.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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So, what happened?
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Well, Lukey, everyone gets older.
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Just 'cause parts of your mom
aren't what they used to be,
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it doesn't me...
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I mean, what happened in the game?
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We got our butts kicked
by Penn State.
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The parade was awesome, though.
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Angela Lansbury
was the grand marshal.
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"Good time, she wrote."
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Okay, come on, guys.
Let's get back to it.
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No one's gonna buy this heap
looking this way.
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Hey, mom, which one
is the garbage can?
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Um, it...
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Honey, you can't throw that away.
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It's Blankety.
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It's disgusting.
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No, sweetie, you loved Blankety.
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You wouldn't go anywhere
without him.
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Yeah, until Luke threw up on it.
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Yeah.
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I used to throw up all the time.
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Remember Buckety?
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Oh!
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Oh, look at this.
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What is that?
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We went to the beach one day,
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and Luke had such a good time
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that he wanted to being home
a jar of sunshine
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so he could always remember it.
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Do you remember, honey?
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Oh, no... no, no, don't... don't open it.
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You really think you trapped
sunshine in there?
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I'm just letting you know now,
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I'm not taking care of him
when you guys die.
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Stop. It's sweet.
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Still feels hot.
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Mm.
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Hey! It's that guy who came by earlier.
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He was really interested.
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What was his name? Shoot!
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Well, you can't be in sales
and not remember people's names.
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That's why I like to use what
they call "minimonic" devices.
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They're little tricks
to help you remember.
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Um, like t other day,
I met this guy named Carl.
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Now, I might forget that name,
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but he was wearing
a Grateful Dead t-shirt.
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What's a band like the Grateful Dead?
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Phish. Where do fish live?
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The ocean.
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What else lives in the ocean?
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Coral.
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Hello, "coral".
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I think it's "mnemonic."
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I... I think I'd remember.
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Okay.
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You can do it, dad.
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Okay.
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He looked like the drummer
from Foreigner.
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Now, Foreigner's from France.
France rhymes with "ants."
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Ants ruin a picnic.
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What's up, Nick?
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Really?
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Really?
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Well, that's great.
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Yeah, no, swing by anytime.
We're here all day.
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Thanks.
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Guess what?
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You said I couldn't sell this?
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Well, you're gonna be eating
a humble pie
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stuffed with crow and a big side of sorry,
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'cause I just did.
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In your face, girl with
the negative tattoo!
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Honey...
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Wait.
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No!
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Whoa.
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Someone doesn't like to lose.
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Honey.
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Honey!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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When I woke up this morning,
I hated that car,
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and even thinking about it
made me mad.
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But then
when we were going through it
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and Blankety... All that stuff... I just...
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the thought of that whole part
of our life driving away...
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We can keep Blankety.
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I don't want...
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Look at them.
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Come on. A minute ago,
they were babies.
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And now they're driving.
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And soon we'll all be dead.
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Whoa!
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You're leaving out
a few great minutes there.
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Retirement, old age...
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Cool chair that goes up the stairs.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm... Being ridiculous.
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Don't apologize.
I love you when you're human.
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Listen.
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Hey! Listen!
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We don't have to sell the car.
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Oh, sweetie, of course we do.
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It doesn't make any sense to keep it.
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Well, what can I do
to make you feel better?
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Nothing.
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Unless you can build me
a time machine.
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Honey...
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Until someone can figure out
how to keep a wormhole
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from collapsing in on itself,
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that's just a pipe dream.
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Sure.
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Phil! Come on back, Phil.
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Well, I found the...
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I found the nail gun.
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Oh. Yay.
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The weirdest thing...
It was wrapped in an old towel
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stuffed in a box on
the top shelf of the closet.
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Well, just set it down on the counter.
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Heads up!
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Oh, dad, what are you doing here?
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I'm, uh, just, uh,
returning that crockpot
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that Gloria borrowed.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot
you had that crockpot, Jay.
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Well, we're just getting ready
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to build Lily a princess castle
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if you...
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- Want to help?
- Yeah, sure.
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Oh. Well, if it's okay with you, Mitchell.
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Oh, yeah! Oh, no, dad.
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Oh, remember how much fun we had
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when we built that bookshelf together?
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That was my Vietnam.
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And I was in Vietnam.
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Oh! Look at us!
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Three construction dudes!
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Dad, I'm gonna get you
some workman gloves.
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I have a blue and camel.
What's your preference?
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Surprise me.
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Wouldn't it be easier
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if we had all our stuff
in the same notebook?
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You think?
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I mean, we're always
going back and forth.
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- I'll just put my things in your notebook.
- Okay.
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Who wants chocolate milk?
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Sure, mom.
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- So how is it going?
- Great!
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Kelly's moving her stuff
into my notebook.
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This is sudden.
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It just felt right.
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Oh, you know what you should do?
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Put a pinch of salt in the chocolate milk.
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It really brings out the flavor.
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Salt is for the popcorn.
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That sounds good.
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You wouldn't like it.
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Maybe we should let Manny decide.
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Okay.
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Here's the salt.
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We'll see what he likes.
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Wow!
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That's really good!
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Try it, mom!
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I don't care for it.
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It was delicious.
269
00:09:35,779 --> 00:09:37,247
I finally got Lily down for a nap.
270
00:09:37,281 --> 00:09:38,381
Where is Mitchell?
271
00:09:38,382 --> 00:09:39,782
He's not supposed to be
unsupervised!
272
00:09:39,801 --> 00:09:41,017
Don't worry.
273
00:09:41,018 --> 00:09:42,352
I got him in the garage
putting flags on the spires.
274
00:09:42,386 --> 00:09:43,470
Okay, perfect.
275
00:09:43,471 --> 00:09:45,105
It's better that way. Nobody gets hurt.
276
00:09:45,156 --> 00:09:46,590
We don't have to put flags
on the spires.
277
00:09:46,624 --> 00:09:47,657
Yeah.
278
00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:49,176
All right, let's get this roof on.
279
00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:50,560
It's supposed to snap
right into place.
280
00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:53,563
Hey!
281
00:09:53,598 --> 00:09:55,015
Whatcha got going on
over there, Jigsaw?
282
00:09:55,049 --> 00:09:56,133
Well, I thought that I would get started
283
00:09:56,134 --> 00:09:57,367
on the, uh, drawbridge
284
00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:58,869
while you guys worked
on the roof, so...
285
00:09:58,903 --> 00:10:00,203
You all done with the flags?!
286
00:10:00,204 --> 00:10:01,338
Yeah!
287
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,973
Yeah, it took me like 15 minutes.
288
00:10:03,007 --> 00:10:04,808
It was a lot easier
than you made it out to be.
289
00:10:04,842 --> 00:10:06,026
Do something, Jay.
290
00:10:06,027 --> 00:10:07,777
Uh, Mitch?!
291
00:10:07,811 --> 00:10:09,713
Yeah.
292
00:10:11,899 --> 00:10:13,316
How about you make us
some sandwiches?
293
00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:14,868
No. No, we're in the middle of this.
294
00:10:14,902 --> 00:10:16,786
No, I think what Jay's saying is,
why don't you go sort some bolts?
295
00:10:16,804 --> 00:10:18,104
No, I sorted the bolts.
296
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,439
- All of 'em?
- There were six.
297
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:20,891
W... What's going on with you two?
298
00:10:20,925 --> 00:10:22,342
Are you... are you trying
to get rid of me?
299
00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:24,261
Uh..., Mitch.
300
00:10:24,295 --> 00:10:25,962
Oh, my God. You are.
301
00:10:25,997 --> 00:10:28,165
You're... You're, like, in cahoots.
302
00:10:28,199 --> 00:10:30,000
Mitchell, I get scared.
303
00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:33,303
When you're around tools,
honey, it's dangerous...
304
00:10:33,337 --> 00:10:36,490
for me, for you, for... Our roses.
305
00:10:36,524 --> 00:10:38,475
Works better this way, kid.
306
00:10:38,509 --> 00:10:40,427
I mean, castle goes right up,
307
00:10:40,461 --> 00:10:42,262
nobody gets sliced in half.
308
00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:43,713
Do you know how insulting
this is? I was...
309
00:10:45,216 --> 00:10:47,617
I was an intern at
the Songbird Summer Playhouse.
310
00:10:47,652 --> 00:10:49,619
Do you think that the town
of Brigadoon
311
00:10:49,654 --> 00:10:50,854
just magically appeared?
312
00:10:50,855 --> 00:10:53,006
Well, in the play, it did, but...The set...
313
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,876
The set was built
with these two hands!
314
00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:58,128
Mitchell. Mitchell...
315
00:10:58,129 --> 00:11:01,131
the Von Trapp mansion,
Evita's balcony...
316
00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:02,682
Okay. Okay.
317
00:11:02,717 --> 00:11:03,850
Oh, where are you going?
318
00:11:03,851 --> 00:11:05,001
I'm going on a walk,
319
00:11:05,002 --> 00:11:06,970
and, oh, yeah, I can
still do that by myself.
320
00:11:07,004 --> 00:11:09,940
Watch. Oh, I hope I don't get hurt.
321
00:11:09,974 --> 00:11:12,475
Oh, God, who put that doorjamb there?
322
00:11:12,509 --> 00:11:13,560
I didn't see it.
323
00:11:13,561 --> 00:11:15,228
I ran right into it.
324
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:20,984
Oh, no, I tripped!
Walking is so hard!
325
00:11:21,018 --> 00:11:22,536
That one didn't look like
it was on purpose.
326
00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:23,954
It was!
327
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,404
Just a few more steps.
328
00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:28,372
- Oh!
- Oh, sorry!
329
00:11:28,373 --> 00:11:29,373
Step! Step! Sorry!
330
00:11:29,374 --> 00:11:30,474
- Phil?!
- Sorry, sorry.
331
00:11:30,475 --> 00:11:31,475
It's gonna be worth it.
332
00:11:31,476 --> 00:11:32,459
No, it's not.
333
00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,477
Don't listen to her.
334
00:11:33,478 --> 00:11:34,428
And...
335
00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:36,079
Ow. Ow.
336
00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:37,180
- Ow!
- Sorry. Don't struggle.
337
00:11:37,181 --> 00:11:38,198
Ohh!
338
00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:39,149
Stop struggling.
339
00:11:39,984 --> 00:11:41,201
Ta-da!
340
00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:42,602
Great. It's our car.
341
00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:43,937
Not a car. Kids?
342
00:11:44,822 --> 00:11:46,706
"Ti... " what?
343
00:11:46,741 --> 00:11:49,676
Tonight, Claire Dunphy,
we are turning back the clock
344
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:50,961
to a simpler time...
345
00:11:50,962 --> 00:11:53,547
when families piled
into their station wagons,
346
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:54,881
picked up some burgers,
347
00:11:54,899 --> 00:11:57,717
and went on a picnic
up to Granger Point.
348
00:11:57,752 --> 00:11:59,603
Honey,
we don't have to do this.
349
00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:00,687
Listen to her.
350
00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:02,739
No, it's gonna be great. I talked to...
351
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,091
France, ants, picnic...
352
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,926
Nick, and he's not picking up
the car till tomorrow.
353
00:12:06,944 --> 00:12:09,029
We have one more night of family fun!
354
00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:10,363
What's gonna be fun about it?
355
00:12:11,043 --> 00:12:11,643
Listen to him
356
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,566
- Only everything.
- Only nothing.
357
00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:14,317
Okay, kids, you know what?
358
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,569
Your father is trying
to do something nice,
359
00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,771
so I would appreciate it
if you would stop your whining
360
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,840
and just get in the car.
361
00:12:21,025 --> 00:12:22,442
Still does it!
362
00:12:22,477 --> 00:12:23,527
Oh, my!
363
00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:24,811
Come on, get in, get in!
364
00:12:26,781 --> 00:12:28,081
Ohhh!
365
00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:30,634
I'm just saying, the kid's
gotta learn to let things go.
366
00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:32,736
Well, this is a touchy subject
for Mitchell.
367
00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:35,021
He wants to feel like
a regular Joe, like you and I.
368
00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:36,289
Oh, pardonnez-moi.
369
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,558
I prefer the champagne Dijon
to the standard yellow.
370
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:42,412
You know, there are a few areas
that define us as men,
371
00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:44,598
like sports and construction.
372
00:12:44,632 --> 00:12:46,383
Mitchell just wants to feel like he's...
373
00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:47,968
Part of the man club.
374
00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:49,870
Isn't that where you guys met?
375
00:12:49,904 --> 00:12:52,022
I know you're making a joke
because you're uncomfortable,
376
00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:53,173
so I'll let it slide.
377
00:12:53,174 --> 00:12:54,174
And we met at an orgy.
378
00:12:56,077 --> 00:12:57,377
Come on.
379
00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,329
I just think it's crazy, that's all.
380
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:00,780
So what if he can't swing a hammer?
381
00:13:00,815 --> 00:13:02,249
Look at all he has done.
382
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:05,185
Law school, great career,
providing for his family.
383
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,653
That's manly, too, isn't it?
384
00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,087
I mean, the classical sense.
385
00:13:08,105 --> 00:13:10,423
Well, yes, I mean, I think
it also takes a big man
386
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,025
to quit his career
as a music teacher
387
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,126
and raise a child.
388
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,662
You're a man, too, Cam.
389
00:13:15,696 --> 00:13:16,963
Thank you, Jay.
390
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,633
Wait. Garnish. We're men...
391
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,067
Not cavemen.
392
00:13:21,102 --> 00:13:22,402
My great-great-grandfather
393
00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:24,171
helped build the Brooklyn Bridge.
394
00:13:24,205 --> 00:13:26,139
And I heard that, until the day he died,
395
00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:29,759
every time he passed it,
he was filled with such pride.
396
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,929
He'd say, "there's a little bit
of me in that bridge."
397
00:13:32,964 --> 00:13:35,732
I know that I'm not the handiest guy,
398
00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:37,367
but I'm still a man,
399
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:40,370
and I want to be able to look
out into my yard and say...
400
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:42,222
"There's a little bit of me
401
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,824
in that princess castle."
402
00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:50,881
Oh, no.
403
00:13:50,882 --> 00:13:52,499
No. No, no, no.
404
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,568
No.
405
00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:56,236
No. Oh, no.
406
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,671
Hey, mom.
407
00:13:57,705 --> 00:13:59,306
Kelly's parents are on their way.
408
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:02,242
She invited me to go out to
dinner and a movie with them.
409
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,159
Is that okay?
410
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,211
Oh, but...
411
00:14:04,212 --> 00:14:05,612
I thought that you and I
412
00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,480
were going to the movies tonight.
413
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,766
You know, to see that one
with Shia Labeouf.
414
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,352
Well, maybe we can go
to the movie another night.
415
00:14:14,322 --> 00:14:15,255
W... What's wrong?
416
00:14:15,256 --> 00:14:16,456
Oh, nothing.
417
00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:17,757
Just my heart.
418
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,427
Okay, sue me.
419
00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:21,861
I am a Colombian mother.
420
00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:24,080
I'm not gonna let him make a mistake
421
00:14:24,115 --> 00:14:26,917
that is gonna affect him
for the rest of my life!
422
00:14:26,968 --> 00:14:28,935
His life!
423
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,087
Manny,
424
00:14:31,088 --> 00:14:34,007
I think we should talk
about this Kelly girl.
425
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,341
Isn't she great?
426
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,178
I think she really likes me.
427
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:42,181
Why wouldn't she like you, baby?
Of course.
428
00:14:42,199 --> 00:14:43,950
Go. Have fun.
429
00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:46,553
I'm gonna wear
my burgundy dinner jacket.
430
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,090
Of course you are.
431
00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:52,592
I say we apologize and just
finish the castle gether
432
00:14:52,627 --> 00:14:53,710
like he wanted.
433
00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:55,462
- Did you hide the nail gun?
- Absolutely.
434
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:56,796
'Cause, I mean, you said that before.
435
00:14:56,831 --> 00:14:58,231
No, I...
436
00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:01,067
Oh, my gosh. It's finished.
437
00:15:01,102 --> 00:15:02,269
What the hell?
438
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,336
Mitchell did that?
439
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,754
Yes. Yes, Mitchell did it.
440
00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:06,473
Who's the bitch now, bitches?
441
00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:07,874
Honey, it looks beautiful!
442
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,743
Well, yeah, because
when you two were inside
443
00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:11,845
enjoying your little tea party,
I was out here...
444
00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:13,046
out here getting stuff done.
445
00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:14,397
I'm sorry.
446
00:15:14,432 --> 00:15:16,182
We shouldn't have
underestimated you.
447
00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:17,584
You know he's stuck in there, right?
448
00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:18,618
Oh, yeah.
449
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:20,086
Uh, hey, kid,
450
00:15:20,121 --> 00:15:22,472
Cam and I are gonna go crack
a couple cold ones.
451
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,607
You want to join us?
452
00:15:23,608 --> 00:15:24,691
No, no, you know what?
453
00:15:24,692 --> 00:15:26,793
I'm just gonna stay here
and get some stuff done,
454
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,928
but you... You two ladies
enjoy your light beers.
455
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,530
How do you know
we're having light beers?
456
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:31,731
We only have light beers.
457
00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,366
So, well, listen.
458
00:15:33,401 --> 00:15:34,834
- Here is a hammer.
- I don't need it. I don't need it, though.
459
00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:36,469
And this is a screwdriver.
460
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,004
But I'm not gonna use it.
461
00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:39,939
And you just come on in
whenever you want to.
462
00:15:39,957 --> 00:15:42,709
I've be in at... Yeah.
463
00:15:42,727 --> 00:15:44,644
You sure we shouldn't get him
out of there?
464
00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,212
No. He would never forgive us.
465
00:15:46,247 --> 00:15:48,481
He's a very proud man, your son.
466
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,267
Bird! Bird!
467
00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:53,353
Bird! Ah, oh, my God! Oh, my God!
468
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,922
Yeah, I'm pretty proud
of myself right now.
469
00:15:57,358 --> 00:15:59,025
Ohh! Oh, my God!
470
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,360
Calm down.
471
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:05,732
Luke, honey, slow down.
472
00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:07,634
No one's gonna take your food away.
473
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:09,536
Wow, this place has really changed.
474
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,237
Time marches on, huh?
475
00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:13,173
See that Starbucks down there?
476
00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:14,541
You know what that used to be?
477
00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:15,575
An orange grove?
478
00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:17,077
No, a Burger King.
479
00:16:17,111 --> 00:16:19,646
You can still see
some of the architecture.
480
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,048
Thank you... For this.
481
00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:24,300
I really do feel better already.
482
00:16:24,335 --> 00:16:26,353
You can go home again, Claire.
483
00:16:26,387 --> 00:16:27,537
Oh, sweetie.
484
00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:28,655
Mmm.
485
00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:30,473
My stomach hurts.
486
00:16:30,508 --> 00:16:32,292
- Luke, honey, I told you not to eat so fast.
- Ohh.
487
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,077
Just sit back, relax.
You're gonna be fine.
488
00:16:34,111 --> 00:16:35,612
- Ew! Spider!
- Haley!
489
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,430
Haley, honey, you're standing
on the back of daddy's seatbelt!
490
00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:39,783
Haley! Oh, soft cheeses,
I can breathe again.
491
00:16:39,817 --> 00:16:41,334
Wait. Where'd the spider go?
492
00:16:41,369 --> 00:16:42,535
I really need some air.
493
00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:44,504
Okay, Alex, lower your window.
494
00:16:44,522 --> 00:16:45,739
I can't. It's stuck.
495
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:46,806
I forgot about that.
496
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:47,841
Don't you throw up on me.
497
00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:48,942
Ohh. Don't point him at me!
498
00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:50,610
Here, I'll turn on the... Haley!!
499
00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:51,728
Ohh!
500
00:16:51,729 --> 00:16:53,213
Oh-ho.
501
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:55,632
Oh! Oh, honey, I think that's the heat.
502
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,766
It's in my mouth.
503
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,101
It's happening!
504
00:16:58,152 --> 00:16:59,586
- Okay, grab a bag!
- - Aah!
505
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,689
Oh, gosh, it smells like onions!
506
00:17:02,723 --> 00:17:03,723
My seatbelt's stuck!
507
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:04,891
I'll help you.
508
00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:06,025
- Oh, my God!
- Aah!
- Mm.
509
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,627
Spider!
510
00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:09,095
Haley!!
511
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,447
Oh, God, he's gonna blow, mom!
512
00:17:10,481 --> 00:17:11,698
I need Buckety!
513
00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:13,366
Okay, everybody get out of the car!
514
00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:14,667
Our doors don't open!
515
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:15,835
We got ya.
516
00:17:15,836 --> 00:17:17,604
Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast!
517
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:18,838
Get out, get out.
518
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,974
Slow is smooth,
and smooth is fast, Dunphys!
519
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,726
Nice and easy!
520
00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:25,933
Don't look at him!
521
00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:27,597
- He's just gonna make you feel sick!
- Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast!
522
00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:29,682
- Oh, I looked, I looked, I looked.
- Ohh, God.
523
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,117
- - Guys, the car!
- Whoa!
524
00:17:31,152 --> 00:17:32,351
- I got it!
- Oh, my God.
525
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,620
Oh, my God... no!
526
00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:34,704
Oh, no.
527
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,623
Oh, no.
528
00:17:36,657 --> 00:17:37,841
What's the plan, Phil?!
529
00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:39,559
At least I'm trying to do something!
530
00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,060
Dad, get off!
531
00:17:41,095 --> 00:17:42,562
Come on, Phil! Let it go! Let it go!
532
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,114
- - Oh, my God!
- Honey, let it go! Honey!
533
00:17:44,165 --> 00:17:46,499
Stop, stop, stop.
534
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,636
No...
535
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,775
Oh, no! That's not...
536
00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:57,026
It's all right.
537
00:17:57,027 --> 00:17:58,327
I'm just...
538
00:17:58,329 --> 00:17:59,779
I'm just being realistic,
539
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,582
but we're gonna need to lower
the asking price.
540
00:18:14,979 --> 00:18:16,362
Hi, papi.
541
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,964
You're here so soon.
542
00:18:17,998 --> 00:18:19,249
Yeah.
543
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,935
I decided to skip the movie.
544
00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:22,869
Are you okay?
545
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:23,987
Yeah.
546
00:18:23,988 --> 00:18:26,039
Kelly didn't like my jacket.
547
00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:27,740
Plus, she ordered for me.
548
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:30,810
Mm, did she let you hear
the specials, at least?
549
00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:33,980
No. I don't want to be with
someone who doesn't get me.
550
00:18:35,249 --> 00:18:36,916
Do we have any trans fats left?
551
00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:39,803
Of course.
552
00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:42,922
Besides, I think there's a girl
I'd rather spend time with.
553
00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:44,624
Ohh, that's so sweet.
554
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:48,061
I'm the luckiest mother in the world.
555
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,629
Hey. This is Manny.
556
00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:51,564
- Is Alicia there?
- Who's Alicia?
557
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:53,233
She's a girl in my history class.
558
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:55,635
We like to play "six degrees
of Sir Francis Bacon."
559
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:57,537
You just tossed a woman aside,
560
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,839
immediately you go to the next one?!
561
00:18:59,874 --> 00:19:00,673
No, I just...
562
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:01,841
Just... just what?!
563
00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:03,827
This is not the way you treat women!
564
00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:05,144
Men are all the same.
565
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,380
They break women's hearts,
and they don't care!
566
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,081
Men are all animals!
567
00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:10,316
Hey, honey.
568
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,617
Animal!
569
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,755
The art of the sale is all about...
570
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:18,258
What you leave out.
571
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:20,994
"'83 classic wagon."
572
00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:23,396
Tough to find parts.
573
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,533
"They don't make 'em
like this anymore."
574
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:30,403
For legal reasons.
575
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:34,908
"Enjoyed for many years
by one happy family."
576
00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:37,243
Beep.
577
00:19:37,278 --> 00:19:39,045
Of raccoons.
578
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,148
I'm kidding.
579
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:44,317
Actually...
580
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,953
Actually, it did make us happy
for a long time.
581
00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:49,038
It's gonna be tough to say goodbye.
582
00:19:49,073 --> 00:19:50,573
It always is.
583
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,559
Nobody loves change.
584
00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,794
But...
585
00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:57,863
Part of life is learning to let things go.
586
00:20:01,919 --> 00:20:04,203
I totally thought
I was gonna puke on you.
587
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,039
I would have killed you if you did.
588
00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:07,507
Oh, yeah, like you killed that spider?
589
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,175
Oh, you didn't see it. It was huge.
590
00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:12,145
Remember the look on mom's face
591
00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:13,680
when her seat fell down?
592
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,849
How about when dad jumped
on the hood of the car?
593
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,486
"What's the plan, Phil?!"
594
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:39,206
Mitch? Lily?
595
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,674
Hey, we're in here!
596
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:41,708
Oh!
597
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,310
Princess is in her castle!
598
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:44,745
- Hi!
- "Hi!"
599
00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:46,630
How long have you guys
been out here?
600
00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:48,632
Ohh. Cam, she can't get enough.
601
00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:50,551
We've been in here for like two hours.
602
00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,285
- Oh, wow!
- Yeah.
603
00:20:52,303 --> 00:20:55,172
And we did his for her. Mm.
604
00:20:55,223 --> 00:20:57,307
Need me to get you out of there?
605
00:20:57,342 --> 00:20:58,625
This thing is not safe, Cam.
606
00:20:58,626 --> 00:20:59,676
Move to the back of the castle.
607
00:20:59,677 --> 00:21:01,028
Yeah, no. I know the drill.
608
00:21:01,062 --> 00:21:02,763
No, don't carry me out this time.
609
00:21:02,797 --> 00:21:05,182
I think it sends
the wrong message to Lily.
610
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:08,235
Well, the neighbors enjoy it.