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Come on! Let's go!
We're gonna need a little

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extra time at airport security

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'cause I'm pretty sure they're gonna
want to patch you down.

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Manny's with his father for the weekend,

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so Jay and I are flying to Vegas.

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I'm a little torn because
I want alone time with Gloria,

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but I also like rubbing
Manny's head for good luck.

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I just need to send
this e-mail to Claire

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why I'm not working
on the bake sale next week,

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but I can't say the real reason.

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Why not?

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Because she drives me crazy

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when she's in charge of these things.

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Okay. We got a flight to catch,
so let me help you out here.

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Okay.

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You tell me what you
want to say to her,

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and I'll help you find
a nice way to say it.

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I want to say...

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I can't work on the bake sale

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because you're a bossy control freak

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that looks down on my cupcakes

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even though your lemon squares
were very dry.

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Done. Okay?

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How's this?

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"Dear Claire, I can't work the bake sale

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because you're a bossy
control freak who look down..."

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Very funny, Jay.

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Ay... ay... why the whoosh?

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Where is... where is the e-mail?

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It sended! Ay. Make it come back.

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I don't know how to
make it come back.

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Now she's gonna read it,

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and she's gonna think it's from me!

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Well, technically, it was from you.

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But come on, let's hit the road.

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It sended.

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Please come back.

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We love our neighborhood,
but sometimes the last thing

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you want to do after fighting traffic

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is get back in the car
to go out to eat.

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And the only restaurant
within walking distance

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is Shawarma City.

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Two shawarma combo. Meat or chicken?

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Uh, one meat. One chicken.

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And can you make
the chicken all white meat?

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Number 32. Pay cashier.

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Okay, that's not an answer.

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Then a miracle happened.

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Uh, the hottest
new restaurant in the city

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opened up two blocks away...

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Amelia's.

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But there was a problem.

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They can take us at 5:15...

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What are we, 80?

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Or 10:45.

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What are we, 20?

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Then... miracle number two.

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Turns out one of the mothers
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is none other than Amelia herself.

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So we arranged a play date
with her son, Jackson,

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where we would, you know, charm Amelia.

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Okay.

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The most important play date ever,

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so I'm really gonna need you
to sparkle, sweetie.

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Oh, I'm gonna sparkle
like it's the 4th of July.

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- I was talking to Lily.
- Hmm?

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It's our parents' anniversary,

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so we're surprising them
with breakfast in bed.

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They're impossible to buy for...

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we think.

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We've never really tried.

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Okay. Ready?

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One, two, three...

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- Surpri... Ahh!
- Surpri... Ahh!
- Surpri... Ahh!

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Oh. Oh! No! No!

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- No!
- No! No!

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- I'm sorry!
- Nothing's happening!

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah, our kids walked in on us.

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- We were, as they say, "having sex".
- Oh, God.

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That's not a euphemism, Phil.

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It's exactly what we were doing...
having sex.

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In front of our children.

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Well, they weren't there
when we started.

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No.

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In fact, you weren't even
there when we sta...

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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It's okay. Maybe they
didn't see anything.

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Sweetie, t... they screamed,
they dropped a tray of dishes,

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and then they ran out of here
like they were on fire.

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You were on fire, lady.

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Really? You're still going?

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Well, forgive me for thinking

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your zesty performance
deserves some praise.

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Phil, our children
are downstairs right now,

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and they are probably traumatized.

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Oh, come on.
I'm sure it's not that bad.

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I can still see it!

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I can't believe that just happened!

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- What were they doing?
- Nothing!

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Whatever it was, it looked
like dad was winning.

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It! They were doing it!

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He has no idea what
you're taking about.

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- Sex?
- Yes!

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I know what sex is, Alex.

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It's when a man and a woman
take off their underpants

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and then get into the bed.

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Stop talking!

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Aah!

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Try Claire again.

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I'm not getting a signal.

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Relax. We'll get her.

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Hey, shorty told me
about this restaurant in Vegas

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that's got a three-story wine tower

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right in the middle of it.

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The guy who gets your wine
flies around on a wire.

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Like the "Peter Pan".

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No. Not like the "Peter Pan".

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This is a high-end place.

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Oh, yeah, because all the finest
restaurants in the world

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have people flying around on wires.

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You know, you used to go bananas

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when a Japanese guy
flipped a shrimp onto your plate.

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Now look at you.

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- Try her again.
- Fine.

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And just so you know,
it's not like Peter Pan.

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I mean, nobody wears tights or anything.

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Well, if they're not wearing anything,

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I don't want them flying over my food.

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Hello.

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Phil, it's me.
Can I talk to Claire?

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Yeah. One second, Jay.

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- It's your dad.
- No. No, no. Can't. Unh-unh.

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She doesn't want to talk right now.

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- Ay, no.
- Why not?

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Uh, she's a little too upset.

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Phil, put her on.

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He says he wants to...

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Hang up the phone.

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I'm sorry, Jay.

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She says I have to go.

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You know, she's my daughter
and everything,

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but that guy seriously
needs to grow a pair.

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Well, we tried.

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Vegas, here we come.

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Turn around the car.

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Only 'cause I want to.

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This is a... a beautiful home.

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I love the throwback to the '60s.

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Although if this was the '60s,

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we'd be a couple of "Confirmed bachelors,"

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and Lily would be a yorkie.

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And I'd still be trapped in a loveless marriage.

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Oh, Amelia.

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Oh, you are funny!

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Oh!

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I really like you guys.

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I mean, I...
I haven't had a lot of time

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to meet the other parents.

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You know, single mom,
hectic work schedule...

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Now, what do you do, Amelia?

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Oh, uh, I own a few restaurants.

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Oh. I just opened one nearby.

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Oh, my gosh. Are you that Amelia?

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Mm-Hmm.

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Oh, my gosh!

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We've heard wonderful things
about the restaurant.

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It must be doing well.

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We can never seem to get
a r... a reservation.

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- Can't get in.
- Can't.

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Oh, well, that's no problem.

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The next time you call, just tell them...

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Oh. One second.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Tell them what?

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Hello?

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Well, did you show it to him?
And what did he say?

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Okay. Uh, hold on a second.

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I'm... I'm gonna switch phones.

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- I'm sorry. It's the restaurant.
- Oh.

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- Excuse me just a minute.
- Yeah.

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You said to tell them s... something.

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Did you hear that?

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When we know what to say, we're in.

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Oh! This is very exciting.

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I've never had an in
at a restaurant before.

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They'll probably greet us
at the door by our names,

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show us to our favorite table...

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They'll let us play fast
and loose with the menu,

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order lunch things for dinner,
dinner things for lunch!

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- It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
- Cameron!

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- It's fine.
- Stop moving.

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You there?

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Put him on the phone.

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Oh, that's the baby monitor.
Should we turn it off?

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Who am I speaking to?

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Well... Mr. Campbell,

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you need to replace the extremely
expensive countertop

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that one of your incompetent
workers clearly ruined

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when he was supposed
to be fixing the refrigerator.

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Okay, this is why she's so successful.

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She's tough but calm.

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Because I'm not an idiot!

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As is evidenced by my law degree,

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which I will happily dust off
and use to crush you in court

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if you don't fix it, replace it,

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or send me a check
in the next 72 hours.

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You know what? Stay right there.

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Don't move.

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Act like you weren't listening.

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What does that look like?

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I'm so sorry.

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I have to run down
to the restaurant for a minute.

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I really feel terrible asking,

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but do... would you guys mind...?

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- Oh, it's not a problem.
We'll watch the kids. - Okay.

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Oh, yes, you go take care

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of that fabulous restaurant of yours

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that we cannot wait to try.

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And when we do call,
Amelia, you said to...

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Jackson, mommy will be right back.

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Okay. Thanks, you guys, so much.

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I owe you big time.

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Okay.

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Did you hear that?

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She owes us big time.

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You know, she also has
that restaurant in Las Vegas

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where the sommeliers
fly around on wires.

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Oh, my gosh. Lily, thank you
for being such a trouper

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with Mr. Personality over there.

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I'm gonna get you a treat.

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Oh, a juice box broke in here.
It's all wet inside.

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Will you stop gasping? It's just a diaper...

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Okay. We need a game plan.

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We need to rehearse exactly
what we're gonna say

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because that is the only way
I'm gonna hold it together

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when my babies are looking at me
with judgment and disgust.

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First of all, that's how
they always look at us.

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Oh, Phil.

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Secondly, this isn't
as traumatic as you think.

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Honey, I walked in on my parents
having sex once.

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It was... oh... awful.

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I can't even get the image
out of my mind.

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Claire, we're not your parents.
We're in much better shape.

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Okay. You want to know
the worst thing?

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They didn't even talk about it.

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They just let it hang there.

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I'm not gonna do that to our kids.

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Phil, this...

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this is a defining moment
for us as parents.

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How we handle this
could shape how they feel

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about sex and intimacy
for the rest of their lives!

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Claire. Honey.

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Honey, this is only a big deal
if we make it a big deal.

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We set the tone here.
So let's just play it cool.

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Act like it was a big, funny mix-up.

257
00:08:57,042 --> 00:08:58,843
Crack a few jokes. Lighten the mood.

258
00:08:58,844 --> 00:09:00,311
- Jokes.
- Yeah.

259
00:09:00,312 --> 00:09:01,962
What kind of jokes?

260
00:09:01,963 --> 00:09:02,947
Well, this is...

261
00:09:02,948 --> 00:09:05,082
I'm just spitballin' here, but...

262
00:09:05,901 --> 00:09:07,968
what if I was all, "knock, knock"...

263
00:09:07,969 --> 00:09:09,470
and they were like, "who's there?"

264
00:09:09,471 --> 00:09:11,505
And I was all, "someone
who doesn't want to see

265
00:09:11,506 --> 00:09:12,540
their parents doing it.

266
00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:14,175
That's why we knocked".

267
00:09:14,176 --> 00:09:17,495
Again, this is...
this is very rough.

268
00:09:17,496 --> 00:09:19,580
Why are they still up there?

269
00:09:19,581 --> 00:09:21,665
Yeah. How long does sex take?

270
00:09:21,666 --> 00:09:23,668
Oh, my God. Stop talking.

271
00:09:23,669 --> 00:09:24,769
Did you guys notice

272
00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:26,871
that dad had the same
look on his face

273
00:09:26,872 --> 00:09:28,839
as when he smells a new car?

274
00:09:30,642 --> 00:09:32,059
I need to leave.

275
00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:33,311
I need to go to camp.

276
00:09:33,312 --> 00:09:35,746
This is gonna be so weird
when they come down.

277
00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:38,348
Let's just go. Okay? Come on.

278
00:09:38,984 --> 00:09:40,851
Wait. But I'm hungry.

279
00:09:40,852 --> 00:09:43,871
We'll get breakfast.
Let's just go. Come on!

280
00:09:43,872 --> 00:09:44,956
Let's go. Come on.

281
00:09:44,957 --> 00:09:46,123
Where are you going?

282
00:09:46,124 --> 00:09:47,325
Anywhere.

283
00:09:47,326 --> 00:09:49,915
Where is your mother?
I need to talk to her.

284
00:09:49,916 --> 00:09:51,545
I don't think it's
a good time right now.

285
00:09:51,546 --> 00:09:52,880
She won't come out of her room.

286
00:09:52,881 --> 00:09:55,349
She's really upset, isn't she?

287
00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:56,367
Big time.

288
00:09:56,368 --> 00:09:57,535
How'd you know?

289
00:09:57,536 --> 00:09:58,536
We called.

290
00:09:58,537 --> 00:10:00,288
Tell me exactly what she said.

291
00:10:00,289 --> 00:10:02,573
I don't know. There was
just a lot of screaming.

292
00:10:02,574 --> 00:10:04,892
Where was your father
when all this was going on?

293
00:10:04,893 --> 00:10:06,811
Oh, he was right behind her.

294
00:10:06,812 --> 00:10:09,113
Ugh! Ugh!

295
00:10:10,232 --> 00:10:12,900
Oh! It's not coming out! It's not coming out!

296
00:10:12,901 --> 00:10:14,285
Blot! Don't rub! Blot!

297
00:10:14,286 --> 00:10:15,586
We are beyond blotting and rubbing.

298
00:10:15,587 --> 00:10:17,238
I think we've moved on
to sweating and crying.

299
00:10:17,239 --> 00:10:18,406
Okay, okay. Let's not panic.

300
00:10:18,407 --> 00:10:20,207
We'll just... we'll tell
Amelia what happened,

301
00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:21,842
and then we'll pay
to have it cleaned.

302
00:10:21,843 --> 00:10:23,661
What if it can't be cleaned, Mitchell?!

303
00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:25,863
Okay, okay.
Then we'll pay for a new rug.

304
00:10:25,864 --> 00:10:27,114
Are you insane?

305
00:10:27,115 --> 00:10:31,162
This is a limited-edition
alpaca hand-made stark rug!

306
00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,703
I saw it in Architectural Digest.

307
00:10:32,704 --> 00:10:35,739
It cost $50,000.
It was in Diane Keaton's house.

308
00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:38,173
Oh, no, it was in, oh,
what's-her-name's house.

309
00:10:38,174 --> 00:10:40,306
Um, from "Prizzi's honor".

310
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,308
From... uh, oh, oh,
she was in "Addams family."

311
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:43,945
You know, she...

312
00:10:43,946 --> 00:10:44,938
Anjelica Huston!

313
00:10:44,939 --> 00:10:46,740
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

314
00:10:46,741 --> 00:10:49,710
Oh! Oh, my God. $50,000 for a rug?!

315
00:10:49,711 --> 00:10:51,378
Cam, we don't have
that kind of money.

316
00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:52,646
Maybe she won't make us pay.

317
00:10:52,647 --> 00:10:54,181
I mean, we wouldn't make someone pay

318
00:10:54,182 --> 00:10:55,215
if this happened to us.

319
00:10:55,216 --> 00:10:56,683
Did you not hear her on the phone?

320
00:10:56,684 --> 00:10:59,686
"Fix it. Replace it. Write me a check".

321
00:10:59,687 --> 00:11:02,089
She probably has that
embroidered on a pillow.

322
00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:03,990
Right next to a jar of human tears.

323
00:11:03,991 --> 00:11:05,492
Maybe we can turn this around.

324
00:11:05,493 --> 00:11:07,627
How? It looks like someone
bled out over here.

325
00:11:07,628 --> 00:11:08,645
No. I mean the rug.

326
00:11:08,646 --> 00:11:10,347
Maybe we can turn
the whole rug around,

327
00:11:10,348 --> 00:11:11,432
put it under the couch.

328
00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:13,300
See? No one would
ever know it's there.

329
00:11:13,301 --> 00:11:15,269
Well, you know, we would know.

330
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,720
Well...

331
00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:20,240
What are you thinking?

332
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:21,341
You don't want to know.

333
00:11:21,342 --> 00:11:22,709
No, tell me, 'cause I'm...

334
00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:24,445
I think I'm thinking the same thing.

335
00:11:24,446 --> 00:11:25,646
I seriously doubt that,

336
00:11:25,647 --> 00:11:28,215
because now I'm thinking
it was Joan Collins' house.

337
00:11:29,584 --> 00:11:31,818
Okay.

338
00:11:31,819 --> 00:11:33,287
Great.

339
00:11:33,288 --> 00:11:35,655
Gloria, what are you...
what are you doing here?

340
00:11:35,656 --> 00:11:37,024
Wait, where are the kids?

341
00:11:37,025 --> 00:11:38,025
They just left.

342
00:11:38,026 --> 00:11:40,027
They told me that
you were very upset.

343
00:11:40,028 --> 00:11:42,296
Oh, God. And you have
every right to be.

344
00:11:42,297 --> 00:11:43,296
It was bad.

345
00:11:43,297 --> 00:11:44,698
I know that.

346
00:11:44,699 --> 00:11:46,867
Claire, it was an accident.

347
00:11:46,868 --> 00:11:48,368
That doesn't make it any better.

348
00:11:48,369 --> 00:11:50,988
Okay, you're right.
I know how you feel.

349
00:11:50,989 --> 00:11:53,446
Oh, God. It happened to me before,
with another woman.

350
00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,165
And that time,
I was the one getting it.

351
00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:57,833
And it hurt.

352
00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:59,001
Wow.

353
00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:00,920
I'm sorry it had
to come out like this,

354
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,055
but you have to admit
that you're only happy

355
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,891
when you're the one
cracking the whip.

356
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:05,892
What?

357
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,976
Come on.

358
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,844
We all know how you ride Phil.

359
00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:11,814
But maybe if you
just let go a little,

360
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,317
maybe even taste my cupcakes,

361
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,102
I will join you.

362
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,320
No... unh-unh. No. No.

363
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,071
I... I am so confused right now.

364
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,072
I may pass out.

365
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,774
What are you talking about?

366
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,509
What are you talking about?

367
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:27,847
The kids just walked in
on me and Phil i... in bed.

368
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,281
And we've just spent the last hour

369
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,951
holed up in our room trying
to figure out what to say to them.

370
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,836
Yeah.

371
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,138
That's what I'm talking about.

372
00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:38,958
Can I use your computer?
I just need to check one e-mail.

373
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,125
Yeah, the kitchen.

374
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,294
Gloria, I just switched us
to the next flight.

375
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,146
Now, did you guys
get everything straightened out?

376
00:12:44,147 --> 00:12:45,464
Claire is very upset

377
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,133
because the kids just
walk in on them having sex.

378
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,318
Aw, geez.

379
00:12:49,319 --> 00:12:51,237
Oh, then we're all up to speed.

380
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,806
She's so upset that
she hasn't even had time

381
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,542
to apply her make-up
or use her computer.

382
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,179
W... what are you
even doing here, dad?

383
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,480
I don't think you should be the one

384
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,748
doing the questioning here, missy.

385
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,016
Don't get mad at her.

386
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,369
Your wife's the one who just
offered up her cupcakes.

387
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,603
Phil.

388
00:13:10,437 --> 00:13:12,505
Good thing we had mom's gas card.

389
00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:15,441
Don't make me regret
buying you that lighter, dude.

390
00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:16,442
Put it down.

391
00:13:16,443 --> 00:13:18,277
Okay, I'm just gonna say it.

392
00:13:18,278 --> 00:13:20,246
Our parents are totally irresponsible.

393
00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:22,431
And I'm not just talking
about us walking in

394
00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:24,383
on their... little freak show earlier.

395
00:13:24,384 --> 00:13:25,368
Just let it go.

396
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,370
No. We're lucky to be alive.

397
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,356
How often do they
let Luke go... go to school

398
00:13:30,357 --> 00:13:32,158
in shorts in the winter?

399
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,759
And they let me ride
in the front seat

400
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,861
before I was 60 pounds.

401
00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,395
And they never shut the gate

402
00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:38,664
at the top of the stairs
when we were babies.

403
00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:41,434
Do you know how many times
you fell on your head? Do you?

404
00:13:41,435 --> 00:13:42,468
No.

405
00:13:42,469 --> 00:13:44,537
We get it... it was bad.

406
00:13:44,538 --> 00:13:45,972
But, you know, I...

407
00:13:45,973 --> 00:13:47,273
I guess...

408
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:50,543
It's better than having parents
who fight all the time.

409
00:13:50,544 --> 00:13:52,078
Maybe.

410
00:13:52,079 --> 00:13:54,881
My friend Jacob's parents
are getting divorced.

411
00:13:54,882 --> 00:13:58,901
He has to move out of his house.
They told him last week.

412
00:13:58,902 --> 00:14:01,387
That sucks.

413
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,607
He'll get used to it.

414
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,676
Half of my friends'
parents are divorced.

415
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,644
Mine too.

416
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,479
It's insane.

417
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,983
So it's a good thing
mom and dad still do sex.

418
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,102
Better than mom leaving the stove on,

419
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,071
which she's done twice this month.

420
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,989
I just realized we haven't even gotten

421
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,457
to the worst part of it yet.

422
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,525
Which is?

423
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,961
They're gonna want to talk about it.

424
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,030
Well, maybe not.

425
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,031
Are you kidding?

426
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,400
Their parents never
talked about anything,

427
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,602
so they want to talk
about everything.

428
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,537
Yeah, they called a family meeting

429
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,540
when we switched to 1% milk.

430
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,392
I don't know where those kids are.

431
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:38,543
What is more important

432
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,479
than putting a working lock
on a bedroom door?

433
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,131
You are one to talk.

434
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,649
What is that supposed to mean?

435
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,283
You don't remember

436
00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:48,034
when I walked in 
on you and mom that time?

437
00:14:48,035 --> 00:14:49,907
Gloria, can we please go now?!

438
00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:51,218
Mm-Hmm. Mm-Hmm.

439
00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:52,839
So why don't you just get off
your high horse, dad.

440
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,374
At least I am trying to handle this

441
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,809
better than the two of you did.

442
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:57,043
What did we do?

443
00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:58,612
You made gimlets and
went back to your room.

444
00:14:58,613 --> 00:15:00,380
What were we supposed to do?

445
00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:02,215
You... you... you
could have talked to me.

446
00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:04,484
You could have
made sure that I was okay.

447
00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:05,752
Want to talk about it?

448
00:15:05,753 --> 00:15:06,887
Yes. Fine.

449
00:15:06,888 --> 00:15:08,029
Your mother and I were watching

450
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,740
a particularly racy episode
of "Hart to Hart".

451
00:15:10,741 --> 00:15:13,493
Stefanie powers had to go
undercover as a call girl.

452
00:15:13,494 --> 00:15:14,661
- Mnh-mnh. Dad.
- Hang on.

453
00:15:14,662 --> 00:15:16,213
This whole story makes more sense

454
00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:18,965
if you know I got a thing
for thigh-high boots.

455
00:15:18,966 --> 00:15:21,802
Oh, gross! Gross.
You are ruining sex for me.

456
00:15:21,803 --> 00:15:22,803
And boots.

457
00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:24,037
Hey.

458
00:15:24,038 --> 00:15:25,972
Working okay for you?

459
00:15:25,973 --> 00:15:27,140
Oh, yes.

460
00:15:27,141 --> 00:15:29,893
I was sending an e-mail
to my brother in Colombia.

461
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:31,244
Oh.

462
00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:33,747
Um, I was telling him about Claire.

463
00:15:33,748 --> 00:15:37,617
You know, I realize there's
so much I don't know about her.

464
00:15:37,618 --> 00:15:41,021
Like, for example,
what is her favorite word?

465
00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:44,591
Or what was her first pet's name?

466
00:15:44,592 --> 00:15:46,426
Gloria, I'm not an idiot.

467
00:15:46,427 --> 00:15:48,662
Are you trying to get
Claire's password?

468
00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:51,181
Okay, fine.

469
00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:53,133
I sent her something by mistake.

470
00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:55,135
I need to get into Claire's e-mail

471
00:15:55,136 --> 00:15:57,003
to erase it before she sees it.

472
00:15:57,004 --> 00:15:58,438
Before I see what?

473
00:15:58,439 --> 00:15:59,606
Hola, Claire.

474
00:15:59,607 --> 00:16:01,007
Hi, Gloria.

475
00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:02,375
Before I see what?

476
00:16:02,376 --> 00:16:05,578
It's so embarrassing.

477
00:16:05,579 --> 00:16:07,597
You see, Jay and I...

478
00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:09,983
It's a naked picture of Gloria.

479
00:16:09,984 --> 00:16:11,685
Whoa.

480
00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:13,253
Yes.

481
00:16:13,254 --> 00:16:14,487
Naked.

482
00:16:14,488 --> 00:16:15,705
Mm.

483
00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:17,424
I was gonna send it to Jay.

484
00:16:17,425 --> 00:16:19,459
You see everything.
The whole body.

485
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,928
- I need to sit.
- Okay.

486
00:16:21,929 --> 00:16:23,876
Wow, dad.

487
00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:26,612
So, you just got done
giving me a lecture

488
00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:29,431
on the importance
of locking my bedroom door

489
00:16:29,432 --> 00:16:33,284
while in my house
to retrieve naked pictures

490
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,106
that your wife accidentally sent me.

491
00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:36,558
The irony is just occurring to me.

492
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,826
Mm. Mm.

493
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,830
What are you doing?

494
00:16:40,831 --> 00:16:43,224
What I'm doing... is deleting it.

495
00:16:43,225 --> 00:16:44,225
Good for you.

496
00:16:44,226 --> 00:16:45,343
Let's go to Vegas!

497
00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,344
Ciao!

498
00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:48,179
Do us a favor... no pictures.

499
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:50,290
Oh, Gloria, listen.

500
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,442
We do need to talk about
the bake sale at some point.

501
00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:53,677
I have some concerns.

502
00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:55,678
- Of course you do.
- Yes. - Bye-bye!

503
00:16:58,416 --> 00:16:59,950
What do we do now?

504
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,084
Okay, I'm really afraid

505
00:17:01,085 --> 00:17:02,819
of reading this situation
the wrong way,

506
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,921
but I'm 80% sure
you're coming on to me.

507
00:17:06,257 --> 00:17:08,825
Okay, now... 40%.

508
00:17:08,826 --> 00:17:11,127
Mitchell, we need
to make a decision.

509
00:17:11,879 --> 00:17:13,680
It was the perfect plan.

510
00:17:13,681 --> 00:17:17,133
Turn the rug, and she
wouldn't find the stain for years.

511
00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:18,768
But we couldn't do it.

512
00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:19,986
We're too honest.

513
00:17:19,987 --> 00:17:23,240
There are certain moments
in life that define you,

514
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:25,708
and this is one of those moments.

515
00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:30,613
Oh, guys, I'm so sorry
that took so long.

516
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,506
Oh, my God. What happened here?

517
00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:34,957
Jackson did it.

518
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:37,610
He grabbed Lily's strawberry juice
and started drinking it.

519
00:17:37,611 --> 00:17:39,086
What? Before we could stop him,
it was all over everything.

520
00:17:39,087 --> 00:17:41,651
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
We are horrible people.

521
00:17:41,652 --> 00:17:42,936
I'm only following your lead.

522
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,854
Yeah, so close that you stepped
on the back of my shoe.

523
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,907
- Come here. Jackson's allergic
to strawberries. - What?

524
00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:49,125
His throat will close up,
and he can go into anaphylactic shock.

525
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:50,310
I need to inject him right now!

526
00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:51,828
- Oh! Are you sure?
- He seems all right to me.

527
00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,213
Yeah, maybe just get him
some fresh air.

528
00:17:53,214 --> 00:17:54,447
Stop talking! He really hates this.

529
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,632
And so I'm gonna need you

530
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:58,084
to help me pin down
his arms and his legs, okay?

531
00:17:58,085 --> 00:17:59,070
- You know what?
- Jackson, honey,

532
00:17:59,071 --> 00:18:00,287
mommy's so sorry to have to do this,

533
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,055
- Amelia... 
- But it's only gonna hurt for a second.

534
00:18:02,056 --> 00:18:03,056
- His arms!!
- Oh!

535
00:18:03,057 --> 00:18:04,357
- Okay. Hurry.
- Here we go.

536
00:18:04,358 --> 00:18:05,859
One, two...

537
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,410
- Wait!
- Wait!

538
00:18:07,411 --> 00:18:08,745
Jackson didn't drink the juice!

539
00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:10,463
I stepped on Lily's bag and
a juice box fell and we panicked

540
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,798
because we heard you on the phone

541
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,300
and we can't afford Joan Collins' rug!

542
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:17,036
We are so, so sorry.
We could not feel any worse.

543
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,610
Oh, no. That's bad.

544
00:18:23,611 --> 00:18:25,412
Number 19!

545
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:28,048
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Number 19!

546
00:18:28,049 --> 00:18:29,950
Oh, uh, can we have
some napkins, please?

547
00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:30,934
All out of napkins.

548
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,418
Paper towels in bathroom, Mitchell.

549
00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:34,587
He knows your name!

550
00:18:34,588 --> 00:18:37,407
And, uh... I'm just gonna say it...

551
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,926
I'm really sorry
about what happened.

552
00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:42,762
Well, we're... we're not sorry
about what happened.

553
00:18:42,763 --> 00:18:44,998
We're sorry that
you saw what happened.

554
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,033
Yeah, okay. They... they get that.

555
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,268
Let's see.

556
00:18:48,269 --> 00:18:51,671
Uh, no one wants
to see their parents...

557
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,672
Shhh...

558
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,225
- Your sensuality...
- ...not dressed.

559
00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:56,309
Oh.

560
00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:58,011
Basically, it's two adults.

561
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,012
Adults.

562
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,230
It's like you're shaking hands.

563
00:19:00,231 --> 00:19:01,281
Mm-Hmm.

564
00:19:01,282 --> 00:19:03,650
But you're not using
your hands at all.

565
00:19:03,651 --> 00:19:06,169
I can't handle a big family
talk about this.

566
00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,021
We're not gonna have a choice.

567
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,823
So when they start talking,

568
00:19:09,824 --> 00:19:12,642
just smile and nod and
think about something else.

569
00:19:12,643 --> 00:19:14,844
Yeah, it's easy. Just like at school.

570
00:19:14,845 --> 00:19:16,195
Yeah.

571
00:19:16,964 --> 00:19:19,599
So, I... I guess
what I'm saying here

572
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,100
is that as you get older

573
00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:24,671
and... explore your sexuality,
you will discover

574
00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:28,541
that as long as you are
in a committed relationship

575
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,776
with consenting adults,

576
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,245
there's really nothing
to be embarrassed about.

577
00:19:32,246 --> 00:19:35,048
And let's face it... your mom
can't keep her hands off me

578
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,933
whenever the gun show comes to town.

579
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:39,085
Good one, dad.

580
00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:42,355
Humor makes difficult
situations easier!

581
00:19:43,357 --> 00:19:44,607
Wow. Really?

582
00:19:44,608 --> 00:19:45,975
Totally.

583
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,895
You talked to us on our level
but without being condescending!

584
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,063
We did.

585
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,481
All right.

586
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,966
I guess we did.

587
00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:53,950
Ha!

588
00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:55,435
Yay, us.

589
00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:57,904
I think we really handled that well.

590
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,839
Me too. You were excellent.

591
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,274
You were pretty good.

592
00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:02,976
Ohhh. Wow.

593
00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:05,211
Ugh, this is such a weird day.

594
00:20:05,212 --> 00:20:06,179
I know it.

595
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,163
By the way...

596
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,481
happy anniversary.

597
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:09,799
It always is.

598
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,668
Mmm.

599
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,886
Hey mom, can I get...

600
00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:15,271
oh, my God! Enough!

601
00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:22,187
Hey, what's this?

602
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,423
Your anniversary present.

603
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,892
- Aww.
- That's very sweet.

604
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,228
My goodness.

605
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,096
What is it?

606
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,465
A door lock.

607
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,834
How embarrassing.

608
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,402
Thank you.

609
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,372
- We'll use it all the time.
- Mm.

610
00:20:38,373 --> 00:20:41,573
We thought the lock
was a really good idea.

611
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:45,218
But the problem is... it makes a noise.

612
00:20:45,219 --> 00:20:46,886
A loud noise.

613
00:20:49,723 --> 00:20:51,657
Ugh!

614
00:20:51,658 --> 00:20:55,227
It's hard for me to look
at dad afterwards.

615
00:20:55,427 --> 00:20:56,627
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