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So, honey, Ibiza can only
take us at 6:30 tonight.
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Great.
I will meet you at Ibiza.
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It's pronounced "Ibeetha, " not "Ibeeza. "
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Oh, thanks, honey.
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That reminds me - this weekend, I want
to see that baby panda at the "thoo. "
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Yeah...
I'm the idiot.
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This year for Valentine's Day, we're gonna
have a nice, quiet dinner at Ibiza.
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Last year, we, um...
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We overreached...
A little.
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We created sexy alter egos - Clive
and Juliana - met in the hotel bar.
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This one lost her panties in the
lobby in front of her dad...
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Which was hil - it was hard.
It was hard for her.
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You know I can't stand it
when you use that word.
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- "Panties"?
- Yeah- that. Yes. That word.
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Sorry.
She lost her underpanties.
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So?
Well? So?
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- What's happening?
- Flowers?
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Is someone pointing a gun at you?
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Oh, for goodness' sake. Did you get
the flowers Lily and I sent you?
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Oh, that's so sweet.
No. No, I didn't get anything.
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Really? Did you check with
that assistant of yours?
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Broderick!
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Uh, did you get any flowers today?
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No. Sadly, I'm without Valentine this year.
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No, for Mitchell!
The flowers are for Mitchell!
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Oh, that's right.
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Oops.
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- Mitchell's assistant has a huge crush on him.
- He does not.
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And I think the only prudent thing
to do is say, "you're fired. "
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Don't be jealous.
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He just looks up to me.
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The thing about Mitchell
is he can be naive.
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He is completely unaware of how
absolutely adorable he is.
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Oh. Okay, well, thank you.
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But I am aware when someone has a crush on
me, and he does not have a crush on me.
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I was a little concerned when they said
they could only take us at 6:30, but...
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I know.
This house is on fire, right?
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Now, this is how you do V-Day.
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Except most of these people could
have been here on V-e Day.
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- But it's classy, which we deserve.
- Yes, we do.
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What were we thinking last year,
acting like a couple of teenagers?
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I know.
Oh!
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Hey, we've had our crazy Valentine's Days.
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We tore it up!
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But you got to know when
to let that stuff go.
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Yeah.
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All those kids out there are just looking
for something that we've already got.
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Yeah.
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- I love you.
- I love you, too.
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- Oh, my gosh!
- Wow!
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- Are you okay?
- I'm good. We're good.
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Are you all right?
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This is my first day in
one of these things.
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Oh, hey, let me - let me help you out.
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How about I park it over
there for you, okay?
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Oh, thank you.
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Here's your valet ticket.
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I'm kidding, actually.
That's my valet ticket.
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All right.
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Let's see.
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Lefty loosey, righty tighty. Hey!
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All right.
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This is fun, Claire.
You got to try this.
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Phil.
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I know Phil and I are gonna
grow old together someday...
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This thing needs mirrors.
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But today is not that day.
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Hello?
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Hello, may I speak to Clive?
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I'm sorry. I think you have
the wrong number. Bye-bye.
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I got disconnected.
Would you mind redialing?
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- Hello?
- Hello, Clive. This is Juliana.
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Look lady, please stop calling me.
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- This is...
- No. Phil. Phil. Phil. Don't hang up.
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- Claire?
- No, no, no. Not Claire.
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Juliana.
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And you're Clive Bixby, remember?
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We met at the hotel bar last year.
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Now... Make up some lie,
ditch that wife of yours,
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and meet me at our hotel in 30 minutes.
You think you can you manage that?
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Baby doll, I've been lying
to my wife for 16 years.
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Okay.
See ya.
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So...
Champagne?
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Um, actually, Claire, something's come up.
So...
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Gotta go.
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You're not ditching me
here on Valentine's Day.
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Screw that.
Sit.
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But...
O- okay.
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We'll - we'll stay.
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- Phil.
- Oh, that's part of it?
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So hot!
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Claire. I'm leaving.
Deal with it.
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So, no one walks anymore!
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Should be just few more minutes.
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When is our reservation?
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- Here's the thing.
- Ay, no, not "the thing. " I hate "the thing. "
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My secretary screwed up and
didn't get us one. Don't worry.
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I'll slip the guy a few bucks.
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What kind of idiot messes up
two Valentine's in a row?
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Not this idiot.
104
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Two months ago, I booked a private
chef, musicians - the works...
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for a romantic dinner at home.
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I just had to get the seņorita out
of the house while they set up.
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This is 50 bucks.
Do not give us a table.
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- What's the money for?
- You also must refuse my wife.
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She's very persuasive.
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Just a couple more minutes.
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So we don't get the table at the fancy
restaurant, which drives Gloria crazy.
112
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"Jay, why you not be no
more romantic to me?
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" We walk in the door, and bam!
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She looks like a big idiot.
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And isn't that what
Valentine's Day is all about?
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Jay, come here.
We're in.
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Your secretary didn't forget.
Look.
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Pritchett for two.
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- Just a reminder.
- I need the television at 8:00.
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Jeremy and I have a phone date
to watch "Love Actually. "
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That's the lamest plan
ever, and I'm jealous.
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So, my boyfriend, David, blows me off on the
most romantic night of the year - to study!
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- This is the worst Valentine's Day.
- Best Valentine's Day ever!
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David stands up Haley, and old
boyfriend Dylan is out of the picture.
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I'm not saying I miss Dylan,
but at least he was romantic.
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David never sent me a jar of his own tears.
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I'm playing the long game here.
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Like me today, love me tomorrow.
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She's had the romantic.
She's had the intellectual.
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How about all of that in one
fine, little brown package?
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- I've hit a new low.
- You can talk to me.
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And I'm lower.
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Just picking up some things.
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I am not here.
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Name tags, name tags, name tags.
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Come on!
Bingo!
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I know what to do.
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Dylan's been texting me again.
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Bet if David knew that, he'd
come running right over here.
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Wait. Before you start playing these games,
let me ask you one simple question...
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Who is Haley Dunphy?
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Don't do it, Haley!
Stop following me.
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Let me just say my piece.
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Look, you can be the Haley who defines
herself as David's girlfriend,
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or Dylan's girlfriend, or
you can be your own Haley.
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Maybe you haven't met her, but I know her.
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She's an amazing person.
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So when you're ready, I'd
like to introduce you.
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Cameron! Is there something
I can do you for?
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No. I just came by to pick up my man.
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I'm taking him to Ibiza tonight.
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Ooh, I've heard good things about Ibiza.
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But I'm afraid he may have to meet you there.
He's in the middle of a meeting.
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On Valentine's night?
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I didn't realize when I scheduled it.
It's my fault.
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Gasp. I'm shocked.
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I could drop him off at the restaurant
as soon as they wrap it up.
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Oh, aren't you a dear?
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I'd like to mount your
head in my trophy room.
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Cam!
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Wait.
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Have I upset you in any way?
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Oh, please.
Let's not play this game.
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We both know what's going on.
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Have I been that obvious?
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Uh, the flowers that don't get delivered, the
Valentine's Day plans that get interrupted...
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Do I really need to spell it out for you?
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Me, Mitchell - wedge.
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Don't hate me.
It's just...
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So hard to see someone else have
something you want and can't have.
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Does Broderick have a crush? Yes.
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On someone he frequently
sees at the office? Yes.
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Does that man have red hair and a beard?
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No, but his boyfriend does.
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It's me.
The - the crush is on me.
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This is you.
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Oh, did I validate you?
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Oh, yes.
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- Appletini?
- It was.
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You're looking handsome as ever, Clive.
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As are you, Juliana.
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**** in.
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I see the speaker business
is treating you well.
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I don't like to talk about money...
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But I have exactly $10 million...
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Minus the cost of your next drink.
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Two.
Just two appletinis, please.
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Thank you so much.
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Yeah...
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00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:13,540
Why do I get the feeling you're
not really a salesman?
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Ohh...
Pretty and smart.
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00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,220
Or should I say "pretty smart"?
193
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I might do some high-risk work for Uncle Sam
that takes me clear around the country.
194
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,650
Mm, so you could say you're a...
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National man of mystery.
196
00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:33,360
- Never did catch what you do.
- Didn't you?
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Surprising, I know. I'm usually pretty goo
at catching things from women in bars.
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00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:45,170
Well... Clive, I am just a bored housewife
with a dark side and an hour to kill.
199
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,280
Is that what I think it is?
200
00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:52,750
It's not a gift card.
Or maybe it is.
201
00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:57,300
I'll be upstairs, Clive.
Don't take too long.
202
00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:02,040
I never do.
203
00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:17,910
- Jay, relax.
- I'm sorry. The place is a dump.
204
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,830
- It's beautiful.
- Nothing good on the menu.
205
00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:22,280
You see the hands on our waiter?
Looks like he's been birthing hogs.
206
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,220
Let's just get out of here.
207
00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,950
I don't know what's wrong with you tonight,
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00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:28,330
but I'm hungry, I look
fantastic, we're staying.
209
00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:32,700
Five-course dinner waiting at home, and
she's strapping on the feed bag at Ibiza.
210
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:35,140
But then an angel from
heaven saved the night.
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You took our reservation!
"Pritchett for two" is us.
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00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:40,890
Come on, let's go!
Move your bottom. Come on. Come on.
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A big gay angel.
214
00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:07,500
- Hello.
- Hello, Clive.
215
00:12:07,530 --> 00:12:08,650
How close are you?
216
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I am right outside your door.
Oh.
217
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- Are you ready?
- Oh, I'm ready.
218
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,650
I don't think you are, because
I can still hear your pants.
219
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:21,370
Well, maybe I should just shut them up.
220
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,860
I'll be out in a minute.
221
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So... Will... I.
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Juliana?
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Clive, where are you?
224
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,440
You have to come find me.
225
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,540
Hello?
226
00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:15,720
Clive, I give up.
Where are you?
227
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I'm right here on the bed.
228
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,390
Phil, what room are you in?
229
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- Who's this "Phil"?
- Seriously, what room are you in?
230
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- I'm in... 702.
- I'm in 226.
231
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What?!
232
00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:30,290
Well, w-whose room is this, then?
233
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There's been a tiny mistake.
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*********
235
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I'm sorry I got so silly with all
that Broderick stuff earlier.
236
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,830
Oh, please, do not worry about it.
237
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Cam, I like it when you
get a little jealous.
238
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Cut it out.
239
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:54,600
As long as we can agree - he
does not have a crush on me.
240
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Absolutely.
241
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- So, to us.
- To us.
242
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He does not have a crush on you.
243
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:03,030
- No.
- Nope.
244
00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,510
Why do I feel like you're
hinting at something?
245
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:11,230
Mitchell, we have talked long enough about
Broderick's crush, which he does not have...
246
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,160
On you.
247
00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:14,520
- Oh, my God, what?
- Okay, fine.
248
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,560
Since you won't let it go...
Your assistant is hot for me.
249
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,840
That's why he's been playing the saboteur.
250
00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:22,390
And you're sure it's not
because he wants me?
251
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,430
You just said he didn't.
252
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:24,510
Well, I was protecting your feelings.
253
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,500
He hugged me in the elevator.
254
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:28,120
Well, pick out China and move to Vermont.
255
00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,450
He said it kills him to see someone
else have something he wants.
256
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:33,030
Yes. Yes.
You're the someone and I'm the something.
257
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,500
Okay.
All right.
258
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:36,040
- Call him.
- Call him?
259
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,010
Call him.
260
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,780
Why don't we just go over to his house
and stand on opposite sides of the room
261
00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:41,400
and see which one of us he runs to?
262
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,650
You get the check.
I'll get the car.
263
00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:44,040
We are not going over there.
264
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,520
And we're not calling him.
265
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:48,660
Cam, who cares which one
of us he has a crush on?
266
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,700
The important thing is,
I have a crush on you.
267
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,540
And I wouldn't blame
Broderick if he did, too.
268
00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,870
That's so sweet.
269
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,930
I- I wouldn't blame him if he
had a crush on you, either.
270
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,430
Good.
271
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:08,780
- "Good" what?
- Just, good.
272
00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:11,890
"Good" meaning we're done with this, or
273
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,310
"good" meaning you still
think he has a crush on you?
274
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,650
Oh, Cam!
275
00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:19,200
- The second one.
- I'm getting the car.
276
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,470
Would you please just come in the house?!
277
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,720
You had a whole year to plan,
but you don't make an effort.
278
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,440
I am the second wife, Jay.
279
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,560
Why do you treat me like I'm the first?
280
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,570
Look about it inside.
Where are you going?
281
00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:37,520
I'm gonna take a ride.
I need to cool down.
282
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,690
Just come in the house.
I promise you'll feel better.
283
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,030
I don't want to go in there.
284
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:42,430
You're gonna like it better inside.
285
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,690
Don't hold me back.
286
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,080
I'm sorry about this, honey.
I'm sorry.
287
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,270
Jay, what are you doing?
Are you crazy?!
288
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,540
What are you doing?
Have you lost your mind?
289
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,490
No, but you're about to.
290
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:58,830
Happy Valentine's Day!
291
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,940
What the hell?
292
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,880
Gloria!
293
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,270
Honey.
294
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:10,490
I'm going for a drive.
295
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:13,430
I had a whole private dinner planned.
I don't know what happened.
296
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:17,010
But I do.
I know exactly what happened!
297
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,140
No, you don't.
298
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,280
- What the hell?
- I win!
299
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:29,440
I see you sneaking around,
trying to trick me,
300
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:35,209
so when I figure it out, I move the
party over here, and I trick you. I win!
301
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,310
What do you mean, you win?
302
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,720
I know you think I think you're not romantic,
303
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,470
but I think you think I'm
not smarter than you.
304
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:42,470
So now we know.
305
00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:45,630
You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you.
306
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:48,190
And I bought you a motorcycle.
307
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,430
Oh, my God.
It's fantastic.
308
00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:51,690
I win again!
309
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:55,590
Honey, I love all this, but you
can't win Valentine's Day.
310
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:59,800
I mean, you defeat the whole idea if you
make it into some silly competition.
311
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,940
Shut up.
I win.
312
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,500
- Let's go.
- So we're really doing this?
313
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,580
- Oh, we're doing this.
- Well, it's gonna be me.
314
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,560
- I'm already embarrassed for you.
- All right.
315
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:14,060
- Oh, wait.
- What?
316
00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:16,960
- Oh, it's a text from Broderick.
- Read it.
317
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:22,180
"Mitchell, by now I'm sure Cameron has
told you what happened in the elevator. "
318
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:27,210
"While I meant every word I said, "I
realize how unprofessional I was.
319
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,240
"Please accept my resignation.
320
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,220
"What you have with Cam is very special, "
321
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,820
and I would never forgive
myself if I came between you. "
322
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:38,230
Treasure each other. Sincerely, Broderick.
323
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:43,640
- Oh, Cam, what are we doing here?
- I don't know.
324
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:46,560
Maybe if some assistant's
crush is so important to us,
325
00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:50,360
it means we should appreciate
each other a little bit more.
326
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,190
Well, I can't think of a better
time to start. Come here.
327
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:59,400
And the great thing about that text is we
don't have to know which one of us he wanted.
328
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:01,030
I know.
329
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,180
What are you doing?
330
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:13,780
Valentine's Day isn't over y, Juliana.
331
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,380
Sweetie, let's not push it.
You almost got arrested tonight.
332
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,090
That's how it's gonna be?
333
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,840
- You're just giving upon?
- I am not giving up on us.
334
00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:24,260
I am giving up on Clive and Juliana.
335
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,470
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
336
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,980
I know a couple people who could
possibly save this night.
337
00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:30,830
Maybe you've heard of them...
338
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,950
"Two American kids, doing
the best that they can...
339
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,510
" Phil and Claire Dunphy.
340
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:40,030
I am not going back to that hotel tonight,
and I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to.
341
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,080
Don't need to.
Phil and Claire have a bedroom,
342
00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:45,000
which they can turn into a
hotel whenever they want.
343
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,930
But the kids...
344
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,560
They're not expecting us home this early.
345
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:55,050
So, you up for a little adventure...
346
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,850
Claire?
347
00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,450
Do you think you can handle it...
348
00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:01,900
Phil?
349
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,200
"I can't be the girl you
want me to be, David.
350
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:12,130
"I can only be me.
Goodbye. Haley.
351
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,770
" Send it.
352
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:16,650
- I don't know.
- Here, I'll help you.
353
00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:19,050
No, no, no, no, no!
354
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,130
Wow.
355
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,710
That feels really good.
356
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,410
Because you're free.
357
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,930
And really scary.
I haven't been single since I was 9.
358
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,910
That's why you need
to take your time now...
359
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:34,790
Really get to know yourself
before you make any decisions...
360
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,730
Five, six years maybe.
361
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:38,780
Years?!
I have to call David.
362
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:42,640
The boy who tossed you aside
on Valentine's Day? No.
363
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,360
You deserve better, Haley - a dreamer,
a poet.
364
00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:47,750
Wait for him.
365
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,690
He may be closer than you think.
366
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,690
Do you hear music?
367
00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:56,190
Yes, and the fact that you hear it, too...
368
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,400
Is that Dylan?!
369
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,330
Omg!
370
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:16,570
Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?
371
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:20,290
You are.
You're really bad.
372
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,100
You know, the old Haley would have...
373
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,690
- I love you, baby!
- Haley!
374
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,220
Salud, Jay!
375
00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,140
- There's my back.
- Phil.
376
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,340
- Oh, no, keep the change.
- Oh, thanks.
377
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,750
Did you put an extra tiramisu in here?
378
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,910
- Maybe.
- Ryan, again?
379
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,470
I just like coming here.
380
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,250
I tell you, if you were single...
381
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:13,000
- Ryan!
- Ryan!
382
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:23,400
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