1 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:04,790 So, honey, Ibiza can only take us at 6:30 tonight. 2 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:07,290 Great. I will meet you at Ibiza. 3 00:00:07,330 --> 00:00:09,640 It's pronounced "Ibeetha, " not "Ibeeza. " 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,250 Oh, thanks, honey. 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,450 That reminds me - this weekend, I want to see that baby panda at the "thoo. " 6 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,230 Yeah... I'm the idiot. 7 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:21,600 This year for Valentine's Day, we're gonna have a nice, quiet dinner at Ibiza. 8 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:24,180 Last year, we, um... 9 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:26,280 We overreached... A little. 10 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:30,660 We created sexy alter egos - Clive and Juliana - met in the hotel bar. 11 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:34,080 This one lost her panties in the lobby in front of her dad... 12 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:37,440 Which was hil - it was hard. It was hard for her. 13 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,130 You know I can't stand it when you use that word. 14 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:42,139 - "Panties"? - Yeah- that. Yes. That word. 15 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:45,700 Sorry. She lost her underpanties. 16 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:47,730 So? Well? So? 17 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,970 - What's happening? - Flowers? 18 00:00:57,010 --> 00:00:58,490 Is someone pointing a gun at you? 19 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,080 Oh, for goodness' sake. Did you get the flowers Lily and I sent you? 20 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:04,370 Oh, that's so sweet. No. No, I didn't get anything. 21 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,140 Really? Did you check with that assistant of yours? 22 00:01:08,170 --> 00:01:09,890 Broderick! 23 00:01:12,610 --> 00:01:14,460 Uh, did you get any flowers today? 24 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,760 No. Sadly, I'm without Valentine this year. 25 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:19,420 No, for Mitchell! The flowers are for Mitchell! 26 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:21,100 Oh, that's right. 27 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:22,470 Oops. 28 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:26,200 - Mitchell's assistant has a huge crush on him. - He does not. 29 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,590 And I think the only prudent thing to do is say, "you're fired. " 30 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,480 Don't be jealous. 31 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,170 He just looks up to me. 32 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,400 The thing about Mitchell is he can be naive. 33 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,140 He is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is. 34 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,490 Oh. Okay, well, thank you. 35 00:01:39,540 --> 00:01:45,290 But I am aware when someone has a crush on me, and he does not have a crush on me. 36 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:50,170 -=http://bbs. Sfileydy. Com=- -=http://ytet. Org=- sync: Colleen 37 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:53,070 Modern Family Season 02 Episode 14 38 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:59,380 Corrected by Addic7ed.com www.addic7ed.com 39 00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:03,140 I was a little concerned when they said they could only take us at 6:30, but... 40 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:05,600 I know. This house is on fire, right? 41 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:08,330 Now, this is how you do V-Day. 42 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,540 Except most of these people could have been here on V-e Day. 43 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:16,130 - But it's classy, which we deserve. - Yes, we do. 44 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:19,380 What were we thinking last year, acting like a couple of teenagers? 45 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:21,340 I know. Oh! 46 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:23,650 Hey, we've had our crazy Valentine's Days. 47 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:25,180 We tore it up! 48 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:26,940 But you got to know when to let that stuff go. 49 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:28,250 Yeah. 50 00:02:28,290 --> 00:02:31,390 All those kids out there are just looking for something that we've already got. 51 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:32,530 Yeah. 52 00:02:32,580 --> 00:02:34,390 - I love you. - I love you, too. 53 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:36,090 - Oh, my gosh! - Wow! 54 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:39,220 - Are you okay? - I'm good. We're good. 55 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:39,790 Are you all right? 56 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:40,960 This is my first day in one of these things. 57 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,870 Oh, hey, let me - let me help you out. 58 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:44,880 How about I park it over there for you, okay? 59 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:46,090 Oh, thank you. 60 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,750 Here's your valet ticket. 61 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,340 I'm kidding, actually. That's my valet ticket. 62 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,050 All right. 63 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,130 Let's see. 64 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,310 Lefty loosey, righty tighty. Hey! 65 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:58,820 All right. 66 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:02,820 This is fun, Claire. You got to try this. 67 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:04,050 Phil. 68 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:11,800 I know Phil and I are gonna grow old together someday... 69 00:03:11,810 --> 00:03:13,410 This thing needs mirrors. 70 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:16,840 But today is not that day. 71 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:26,200 Hello? 72 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,390 Hello, may I speak to Clive? 73 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,170 I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong number. Bye-bye. 74 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:35,970 I got disconnected. Would you mind redialing? 75 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:44,590 - Hello? - Hello, Clive. This is Juliana. 76 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:46,160 Look lady, please stop calling me. 77 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,910 - This is... - No. Phil. Phil. Phil. Don't hang up. 78 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:51,670 - Claire? - No, no, no. Not Claire. 79 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,600 Juliana. 80 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,510 And you're Clive Bixby, remember? 81 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:57,440 We met at the hotel bar last year. 82 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,970 Now... Make up some lie, ditch that wife of yours, 83 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:09,460 and meet me at our hotel in 30 minutes. You think you can you manage that? 84 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:13,270 Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years. 85 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:16,320 Okay. See ya. 86 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:21,400 So... Champagne? 87 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,590 Um, actually, Claire, something's come up. So... 88 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:26,050 Gotta go. 89 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,070 You're not ditching me here on Valentine's Day. 90 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,440 Screw that. Sit. 91 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,220 But... O- okay. 92 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:34,950 We'll - we'll stay. 93 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:37,570 - Phil. - Oh, that's part of it? 94 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:38,660 So hot! 95 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,190 Claire. I'm leaving. Deal with it. 96 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,080 So, no one walks anymore! 97 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,390 Should be just few more minutes. 98 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,900 When is our reservation? 99 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:56,210 - Here's the thing. - Ay, no, not "the thing. " I hate "the thing. " 100 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:59,120 My secretary screwed up and didn't get us one. Don't worry. 101 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,550 I'll slip the guy a few bucks. 102 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:04,190 What kind of idiot messes up two Valentine's in a row? 103 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,540 Not this idiot. 104 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:08,850 Two months ago, I booked a private chef, musicians - the works... 105 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:11,140 for a romantic dinner at home. 106 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:16,480 I just had to get the seņorita out of the house while they set up. 107 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:19,050 This is 50 bucks. Do not give us a table. 108 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:22,090 - What's the money for? - You also must refuse my wife. 109 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:24,240 She's very persuasive. 110 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:26,210 Just a couple more minutes. 111 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:30,460 So we don't get the table at the fancy restaurant, which drives Gloria crazy. 112 00:05:30,510 --> 00:05:34,450 "Jay, why you not be no more romantic to me? 113 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,240 " We walk in the door, and bam! 114 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,610 She looks like a big idiot. 115 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:45,110 And isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about? 116 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,170 Jay, come here. We're in. 117 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,630 Your secretary didn't forget. Look. 118 00:05:49,670 --> 00:05:52,000 Pritchett for two. 119 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:00,840 - Just a reminder. - I need the television at 8:00. 120 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:04,440 Jeremy and I have a phone date to watch "Love Actually. " 121 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:07,850 That's the lamest plan ever, and I'm jealous. 122 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:12,900 So, my boyfriend, David, blows me off on the most romantic night of the year - to study! 123 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,780 - This is the worst Valentine's Day. - Best Valentine's Day ever! 124 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:21,100 David stands up Haley, and old boyfriend Dylan is out of the picture. 125 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:24,640 I'm not saying I miss Dylan, but at least he was romantic. 126 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,350 David never sent me a jar of his own tears. 127 00:06:27,390 --> 00:06:29,000 I'm playing the long game here. 128 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:31,400 Like me today, love me tomorrow. 129 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,470 She's had the romantic. She's had the intellectual. 130 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:37,800 How about all of that in one fine, little brown package? 131 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:41,530 - I've hit a new low. - You can talk to me. 132 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:42,790 And I'm lower. 133 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:44,310 Just picking up some things. 134 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:46,500 I am not here. 135 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:49,450 Name tags, name tags, name tags. 136 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:51,530 Come on! Bingo! 137 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,050 I know what to do. 138 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,830 Dylan's been texting me again. 139 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:59,520 Bet if David knew that, he'd come running right over here. 140 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:05,070 Wait. Before you start playing these games, let me ask you one simple question... 141 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,390 Who is Haley Dunphy? 142 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:19,290 Don't do it, Haley! Stop following me. 143 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,560 Let me just say my piece. 144 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:29,760 Look, you can be the Haley who defines herself as David's girlfriend, 145 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,100 or Dylan's girlfriend, or you can be your own Haley. 146 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:35,930 Maybe you haven't met her, but I know her. 147 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:37,260 She's an amazing person. 148 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,680 So when you're ready, I'd like to introduce you. 149 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:54,110 Cameron! Is there something I can do you for? 150 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:56,120 No. I just came by to pick up my man. 151 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,920 I'm taking him to Ibiza tonight. 152 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:59,910 Ooh, I've heard good things about Ibiza. 153 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:02,860 But I'm afraid he may have to meet you there. He's in the middle of a meeting. 154 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,310 On Valentine's night? 155 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,440 I didn't realize when I scheduled it. It's my fault. 156 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,180 Gasp. I'm shocked. 157 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:10,900 I could drop him off at the restaurant as soon as they wrap it up. 158 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:13,030 Oh, aren't you a dear? 159 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:16,080 I'd like to mount your head in my trophy room. 160 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:17,910 Cam! 161 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:21,210 Wait. 162 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:24,190 Have I upset you in any way? 163 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:25,920 Oh, please. Let's not play this game. 164 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,300 We both know what's going on. 165 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:31,320 Have I been that obvious? 166 00:08:31,350 --> 00:08:35,010 Uh, the flowers that don't get delivered, the Valentine's Day plans that get interrupted... 167 00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:36,750 Do I really need to spell it out for you? 168 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,480 Me, Mitchell - wedge. 169 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,680 Don't hate me. It's just... 170 00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:48,780 So hard to see someone else have something you want and can't have. 171 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:51,740 Does Broderick have a crush? Yes. 172 00:08:51,770 --> 00:08:55,210 On someone he frequently sees at the office? Yes. 173 00:08:57,710 --> 00:08:59,840 Does that man have red hair and a beard? 174 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:02,620 No, but his boyfriend does. 175 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:05,880 It's me. The - the crush is on me. 176 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,260 This is you. 177 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:13,160 Oh, did I validate you? 178 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:15,210 Oh, yes. 179 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:42,930 - Appletini? - It was. 180 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:46,970 You're looking handsome as ever, Clive. 181 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:48,730 As are you, Juliana. 182 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:53,490 **** in. 183 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:56,020 I see the speaker business is treating you well. 184 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:57,730 I don't like to talk about money... 185 00:09:57,770 --> 00:10:00,470 But I have exactly $10 million... 186 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:03,050 Minus the cost of your next drink. 187 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:06,080 Two. Just two appletinis, please. 188 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,620 Thank you so much. 189 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,320 Yeah... 190 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:13,540 Why do I get the feeling you're not really a salesman? 191 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:15,490 Ohh... Pretty and smart. 192 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,220 Or should I say "pretty smart"? 193 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:24,080 I might do some high-risk work for Uncle Sam that takes me clear around the country. 194 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,650 Mm, so you could say you're a... 195 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,900 National man of mystery. 196 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:33,360 - Never did catch what you do. - Didn't you? 197 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,590 Surprising, I know. I'm usually pretty goo at catching things from women in bars. 198 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:45,170 Well... Clive, I am just a bored housewife with a dark side and an hour to kill. 199 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,280 Is that what I think it is? 200 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:52,750 It's not a gift card. Or maybe it is. 201 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:57,300 I'll be upstairs, Clive. Don't take too long. 202 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:02,040 I never do. 203 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:17,910 - Jay, relax. - I'm sorry. The place is a dump. 204 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,830 - It's beautiful. - Nothing good on the menu. 205 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:22,280 You see the hands on our waiter? Looks like he's been birthing hogs. 206 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,220 Let's just get out of here. 207 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,950 I don't know what's wrong with you tonight, 208 00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:28,330 but I'm hungry, I look fantastic, we're staying. 209 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:32,700 Five-course dinner waiting at home, and she's strapping on the feed bag at Ibiza. 210 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:35,140 But then an angel from heaven saved the night. 211 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:38,640 You took our reservation! "Pritchett for two" is us. 212 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:40,890 Come on, let's go! Move your bottom. Come on. Come on. 213 00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:43,160 A big gay angel. 214 00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:07,500 - Hello. - Hello, Clive. 215 00:12:07,530 --> 00:12:08,650 How close are you? 216 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,730 I am right outside your door. Oh. 217 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,150 - Are you ready? - Oh, I'm ready. 218 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,650 I don't think you are, because I can still hear your pants. 219 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:21,370 Well, maybe I should just shut them up. 220 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,860 I'll be out in a minute. 221 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:28,830 So... Will... I. 222 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,780 Juliana? 223 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:03,310 Clive, where are you? 224 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,440 You have to come find me. 225 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,540 Hello? 226 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:15,720 Clive, I give up. Where are you? 227 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,320 I'm right here on the bed. 228 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,390 Phil, what room are you in? 229 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,940 - Who's this "Phil"? - Seriously, what room are you in? 230 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,120 - I'm in... 702. - I'm in 226. 231 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,390 What?! 232 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:30,290 Well, w-whose room is this, then? 233 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:37,630 There's been a tiny mistake. 234 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,320 ********* 235 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,930 I'm sorry I got so silly with all that Broderick stuff earlier. 236 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,830 Oh, please, do not worry about it. 237 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,110 Cam, I like it when you get a little jealous. 238 00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,560 Cut it out. 239 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:54,600 As long as we can agree - he does not have a crush on me. 240 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,680 Absolutely. 241 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:58,240 - So, to us. - To us. 242 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,150 He does not have a crush on you. 243 00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:03,030 - No. - Nope. 244 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,510 Why do I feel like you're hinting at something? 245 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:11,230 Mitchell, we have talked long enough about Broderick's crush, which he does not have... 246 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,160 On you. 247 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:14,520 - Oh, my God, what? - Okay, fine. 248 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,560 Since you won't let it go... Your assistant is hot for me. 249 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,840 That's why he's been playing the saboteur. 250 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:22,390 And you're sure it's not because he wants me? 251 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,430 You just said he didn't. 252 00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:24,510 Well, I was protecting your feelings. 253 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,500 He hugged me in the elevator. 254 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:28,120 Well, pick out China and move to Vermont. 255 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,450 He said it kills him to see someone else have something he wants. 256 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:33,030 Yes. Yes. You're the someone and I'm the something. 257 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,500 Okay. All right. 258 00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:36,040 - Call him. - Call him? 259 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,010 Call him. 260 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,780 Why don't we just go over to his house and stand on opposite sides of the room 261 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:41,400 and see which one of us he runs to? 262 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,650 You get the check. I'll get the car. 263 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:44,040 We are not going over there. 264 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,520 And we're not calling him. 265 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:48,660 Cam, who cares which one of us he has a crush on? 266 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,700 The important thing is, I have a crush on you. 267 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,540 And I wouldn't blame Broderick if he did, too. 268 00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,870 That's so sweet. 269 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,930 I- I wouldn't blame him if he had a crush on you, either. 270 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,430 Good. 271 00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:08,780 - "Good" what? - Just, good. 272 00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:11,890 "Good" meaning we're done with this, or 273 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,310 "good" meaning you still think he has a crush on you? 274 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,650 Oh, Cam! 275 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:19,200 - The second one. - I'm getting the car. 276 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,470 Would you please just come in the house?! 277 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,720 You had a whole year to plan, but you don't make an effort. 278 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,440 I am the second wife, Jay. 279 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,560 Why do you treat me like I'm the first? 280 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,570 Look about it inside. Where are you going? 281 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:37,520 I'm gonna take a ride. I need to cool down. 282 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,690 Just come in the house. I promise you'll feel better. 283 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,030 I don't want to go in there. 284 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:42,430 You're gonna like it better inside. 285 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,690 Don't hold me back. 286 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,080 I'm sorry about this, honey. I'm sorry. 287 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,270 Jay, what are you doing? Are you crazy?! 288 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,540 What are you doing? Have you lost your mind? 289 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,490 No, but you're about to. 290 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:58,830 Happy Valentine's Day! 291 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,940 What the hell? 292 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,880 Gloria! 293 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,270 Honey. 294 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:10,490 I'm going for a drive. 295 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:13,430 I had a whole private dinner planned. I don't know what happened. 296 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:17,010 But I do. I know exactly what happened! 297 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,140 No, you don't. 298 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,280 - What the hell? - I win! 299 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:29,440 I see you sneaking around, trying to trick me, 300 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:35,209 so when I figure it out, I move the party over here, and I trick you. I win! 301 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,310 What do you mean, you win? 302 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,720 I know you think I think you're not romantic, 303 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,470 but I think you think I'm not smarter than you. 304 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:42,470 So now we know. 305 00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:45,630 You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. 306 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:48,190 And I bought you a motorcycle. 307 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,430 Oh, my God. It's fantastic. 308 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:51,690 I win again! 309 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:55,590 Honey, I love all this, but you can't win Valentine's Day. 310 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:59,800 I mean, you defeat the whole idea if you make it into some silly competition. 311 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,940 Shut up. I win. 312 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,500 - Let's go. - So we're really doing this? 313 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,580 - Oh, we're doing this. - Well, it's gonna be me. 314 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,560 - I'm already embarrassed for you. - All right. 315 00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:14,060 - Oh, wait. - What? 316 00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:16,960 - Oh, it's a text from Broderick. - Read it. 317 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:22,180 "Mitchell, by now I'm sure Cameron has told you what happened in the elevator. " 318 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:27,210 "While I meant every word I said, "I realize how unprofessional I was. 319 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,240 "Please accept my resignation. 320 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,220 "What you have with Cam is very special, " 321 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,820 and I would never forgive myself if I came between you. " 322 00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:38,230 Treasure each other. Sincerely, Broderick. 323 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:43,640 - Oh, Cam, what are we doing here? - I don't know. 324 00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:46,560 Maybe if some assistant's crush is so important to us, 325 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:50,360 it means we should appreciate each other a little bit more. 326 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,190 Well, I can't think of a better time to start. Come here. 327 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:59,400 And the great thing about that text is we don't have to know which one of us he wanted. 328 00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:01,030 I know. 329 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,180 What are you doing? 330 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:13,780 Valentine's Day isn't over y, Juliana. 331 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,380 Sweetie, let's not push it. You almost got arrested tonight. 332 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,090 That's how it's gonna be? 333 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,840 - You're just giving upon? - I am not giving up on us. 334 00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:24,260 I am giving up on Clive and Juliana. 335 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,470 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 336 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,980 I know a couple people who could possibly save this night. 337 00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:30,830 Maybe you've heard of them... 338 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,950 "Two American kids, doing the best that they can... 339 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,510 " Phil and Claire Dunphy. 340 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:40,030 I am not going back to that hotel tonight, and I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to. 341 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,080 Don't need to. Phil and Claire have a bedroom, 342 00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:45,000 which they can turn into a hotel whenever they want. 343 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,930 But the kids... 344 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,560 They're not expecting us home this early. 345 00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:55,050 So, you up for a little adventure... 346 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,850 Claire? 347 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,450 Do you think you can handle it... 348 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:01,900 Phil? 349 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,200 "I can't be the girl you want me to be, David. 350 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:12,130 "I can only be me. Goodbye. Haley. 351 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,770 " Send it. 352 00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:16,650 - I don't know. - Here, I'll help you. 353 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:19,050 No, no, no, no, no! 354 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,130 Wow. 355 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,710 That feels really good. 356 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,410 Because you're free. 357 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,930 And really scary. I haven't been single since I was 9. 358 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,910 That's why you need to take your time now... 359 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:34,790 Really get to know yourself before you make any decisions... 360 00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,730 Five, six years maybe. 361 00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:38,780 Years?! I have to call David. 362 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:42,640 The boy who tossed you aside on Valentine's Day? No. 363 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,360 You deserve better, Haley - a dreamer, a poet. 364 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:47,750 Wait for him. 365 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,690 He may be closer than you think. 366 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,690 Do you hear music? 367 00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:56,190 Yes, and the fact that you hear it, too... 368 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,400 Is that Dylan?! 369 00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,330 Omg! 370 00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:16,570 Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that? 371 00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:20,290 You are. You're really bad. 372 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,100 You know, the old Haley would have... 373 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,690 - I love you, baby! - Haley! 374 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,220 Salud, Jay! 375 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,140 - There's my back. - Phil. 376 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,340 - Oh, no, keep the change. - Oh, thanks. 377 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,750 Did you put an extra tiramisu in here? 378 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,910 - Maybe. - Ryan, again? 379 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,470 I just like coming here. 380 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,250 I tell you, if you were single... 381 00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:13,000 - Ryan! - Ryan! 382 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:23,400 Corrected by Addic7ed.com www.addic7ed.com