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Morning.

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- Hey. 
- Did you sleep all right?

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No. You?

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Say no, Phil.

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Of course no.

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I missed you up there.

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Last night, I know
I got kind of carried away...

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No, no, no.
You don't need to apologize.

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I don't think that I was apologi...

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You were right to be mad.

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Sometimes I just feel
like I have to scream

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to let you know how upset I am,

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but you get it now, right?

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I... do.

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Not.

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No idea whatsoever.

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Ohh, if I knew, but...

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no.

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Good.

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So let's pretend the whole thing
never happened.

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What were we even
fighting about, huh?

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What the heck happened in here?

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The raccoon get
through the dog door again?

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Yep. The raccoon got in,

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and your mom fought it off
with the fire extinguisher.

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You're a mess!

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Are you okay?

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Careful, buddy. Not today.

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I think you look beautiful.

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Save it.

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One time I forgot to get Gloria
a birthday present,

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and I paid for it.

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Another time I remembered,
but she didn't like the gift.

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I paid for that.

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So you'd think when I remember
to buy her a gift

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and she loves it,

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I wouldn't have
to pay for it, right?

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Sync by YYeTs.net
www.addic7ed.com

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Oh, hey, good.

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Grab the other end of this
and help me get it out of here.

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I have to start setting up
the chairs for tonight.

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Oh, tonight? What's tonight?

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Are you kidding me?
This is what I'm talking about, Mitchell.

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You never listen when I...

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It's a fundraiser for the friends

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of the Third Street
Overpass Music Society.

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Two harpists are performing,

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and you're anxious
'cause Andrew,

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your nemesis from
the steering committee,

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ran the event last year,
and you want to upstage him.

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I was kidding.

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Ha.

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Cam has it in his head

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That I don't listen to him,
but I do.

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Do you, Mitchell? Do you?

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The doctor called and said
Lily's rash is just dry skin.

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I'm so relieved.

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What did I just say?

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You act like you listen
to every single thing that I say,

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but you don't.

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Don't I, Mitchell?

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Hey, I'm going to the store today.

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Do you need me
to pick anything up for you?

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Razor blades, saline solution,
black socks,

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and the new issue of Vanity Fair.

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Wow. I don't even remember
asking for all that.

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Thank you.

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Don't I?

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How'd this thing come off, anyway?

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Well, I was cooking dinner, and...

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Right.

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And the raccoon just walked in the...

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And I already had the door open.

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Right. Which I... I had already
had ahold of the...

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Why don't you two go work
on your story and come back?

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Okay. Okay.

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I won't be home till late.

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I have another shift
at the restaurant.

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That's our working girl.

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Let the river run, honey.

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Check it! $57 in tips from last night.

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Holla!

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Honey, that's impressive.
You know what?

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$57 from you, $57 from us...

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You keep this up,

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we are going to be buying you
a car by the summer.

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Mom, is this "upscale casual"?

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What?

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Oh, yeah. Cam hired Luke

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to help out with
the benefit tonight.

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Hey, you know what?
I can't fix this thing.

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What? I need that.
I use it every day.

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Okay, Phil, what do you say?

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You want to take a trip
to the mall with me?

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I... do.

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Not,

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if I can possibly avoid it.

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Claire has this little... habit...

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At the mall, where sh...

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I can't even talk about it.

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Jay, come on!

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I want to go home

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because you said you were going
to film me doing the karaoke

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so I can send it
to Colombia to my mother.

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Claire, um, about the mall?

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I was actually gonna run out

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and get my hair cut
this afternoon.

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Well, hang on here.

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Why don't I run Claire
down the mall,

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and you give Phil a haircut?

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You're always talking about

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how you miss working at the salon.

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I guess I could.

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I do Jay. Why can't I do you?

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You... can do me.

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Okay, let's get
this party started.

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You know that song?

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Let's go, let's go!
We're wasting time!

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- O... okay, okay.
- Yeah.

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- You know it?
- I think I do.

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So, that was Andrew,

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who practically choked telling me

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that no one had called in
their regrets

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for the event tonight.

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It is gonna be a full house.

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Oh, that must feel great!

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- Oh, I never thought I would enjoy
having an archenemy. - Oh.

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- But I do, Mitchell. I do.
- Hmm.

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Hey, Lily, what you got there?

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I do feel bad for those PETA folks.

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Their event's tonight, too.

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That's why I had you mail
the invitations so long ago.

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I shouldn't laugh.

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I do feel bad

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for those little PETA animals.

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I really do.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing. She was, uh...

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she was, uh,
sucking her thumb again.

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Yes, I put Cam's invites in my car

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to take them to the post office

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and then threw my gym bag
on top of them

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and completely forgot they existed.

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Ohh, I feel terrible.

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Haven't been to the gym
in six weeks.

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And I ruined Cam's event.

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Hello, Miss Hartwick.

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Uh, Cam and I are hosting

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a little event tonight, and...

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Yes, yes.

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No, I am aware that
there is also a PETA event,

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and... ohh.

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Who are you talking to?

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I'm in the shower!

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Luke, how are those chairs coming?

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Come in.

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I think you should come in come in.

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Oh, now I'm worried
about the flow.

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The eyes should go to the harps,
not the backs of chairs.

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Are you gonna get upset

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and starting eating
all the appetizers again?

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It is amazing what you notice
and what you don't notice.

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Please handle that.
I need to think.

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Come on, Luke.

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Hi, there. Your father home?

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I think so. Why?

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Oh, oh! The wait staff.

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Please, Luke, show them
to the kitchen, please.

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Knock knock.

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Oh. Hello, Andrew.

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Nice chair backs.

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I just thought you could use this.

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It's the sign-in book
for my event last year.

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Let just turn to the blank pages,

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which should be...

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Oh. No. It's full.

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Oh, well, thank you
for thinking of us,

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but shouldn't you be getting
back home to Donald?

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That is the name
of your cat, isn't it?

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I'll see you at 7:00.

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Drive safely.

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What did I tell you?

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She's even worse than you said.

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Hold still!

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You can't move like that.

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It's like cutting the hair
of a cuckoo bird.

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I'm sorry. I'm just
a little tense today.

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I knew it. Something happened.

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Because when somebody
works in a salon,

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they know when someone
needs to talk.

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Actually, you might be able
to help me with this one.

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Claire and I got into
a huge fight last night...

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And I'm not even sure
what it was about.

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- Was that why you didn't want
to go to the mall with her? - Oh.

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No, that was... 
more about a weird...

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mall habit Claire has.

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Oh, my god! That's good!

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Oh, oh! Go low, go low.

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Go low, go low. Oh! Oh!

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Oh, my god!

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Dad! Dad!

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You got to get one of these! Oh!

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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

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It is impressive how much
Haley's earning.

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She's over $500 already.
That's a lot of cheddar.

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Why's everyone acting

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like she's the first 17-year-old
to have a job?

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In other cultures,
she'd have two kids already,

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and they'd have jobs.

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You know, I stopped
by the restaurant a couple times,

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and she wasn't there.

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When?

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Uh, I don't remember.
I was at the mall for a movie.

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Think! I need details!

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Okay, it was a romantic comedy

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my now ex-friend
Reuben recommended...

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Not about the movie!
What day?! Focus!

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Okay, uh, it was Tuesday,

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but I also ate there
again on Saturday,

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and she wasn't there then, either.

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Oh, my god.

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I bet she doesn't even work there.

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Well, then, where's
all this money coming from?

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Do you notice how
every single night

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is just under $60?

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Grandpa gave her
$60 for her birthday.

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She's just hanging around
the mall all day,

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flashing the same cash
every night,

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and fooling my parents
into buying her a car.

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Hey, dad!

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Can we eat at Haley's
restaurant tonight?!

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Hey, there's a good idea!

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Great. I'll text her.

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Oh, god, no!

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Oh, god, yes!

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Oh! Oh, god, yes!

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Oh, get after it!

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Ohh!

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Amazing.

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I'm going for 15 more on me.

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I think you got
what you needed from that.

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Oh. Okay. Thank you.

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You know, maybe you do need
to talk about this fight.

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With Phil?

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How could you not know
what she was mad about?

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Because she didn't tell me.
She just freaked out.

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I cannot believe you, Phil!

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How could you?!

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What is happening?
What... what did I do?

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Are you serious?

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You are! You don't know.

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We've had this conversation
a hundred times.

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You know... no, no.

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I'm not...
I'm not doing this again.

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You tell me what you did.

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Uh...

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"Uh..."

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- Was it...
- "Was it..."

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- Uh...
- "Uh"?

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No, Phil.

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No. No, no, no. No!

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- I'm going to get some air.
- Claire.

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- Claire!
- No! Don't follow me.

264
00:08:50,743 --> 00:08:54,129
Happy valen-birth-iversary!

265
00:08:54,147 --> 00:08:55,480
Storming off...

266
00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:56,915
right out of your mom's playbook.

267
00:08:56,949 --> 00:08:58,032
Mm.

268
00:08:58,051 --> 00:08:59,518
Where'd you go?

269
00:08:59,552 --> 00:09:02,320
Well, as it turns out,
not very far.

270
00:09:05,908 --> 00:09:07,492
Oh.

271
00:09:07,577 --> 00:09:09,044
Damn it.

272
00:09:45,455 --> 00:09:46,471
Phil!

273
00:09:46,506 --> 00:09:48,423
Phil, you moron, stop it!

274
00:09:48,703 --> 00:09:50,548
- It's me, you idiot!
- I'm sorry!

275
00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:51,499
What are you doing?!

276
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:52,483
I'm sorry!

277
00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:53,885
I thought you were a raccoon!

278
00:09:53,936 --> 00:09:55,303
You thought I was a raccoon!

279
00:09:55,337 --> 00:09:57,105
Because people look
so much like raccoons.

280
00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,189
Oh, look.

281
00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,574
There's one now!

282
00:09:59,608 --> 00:10:01,676
No, Claire, no! Claire!

283
00:10:03,545 --> 00:10:05,363
Wait a minute.

284
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:08,149
Not even crazy woman
go crazy for no reason.

285
00:10:08,183 --> 00:10:10,081
What happened
before the broccoli?

286
00:10:10,082 --> 00:10:11,317
That's just it...
it came out of the blue.

287
00:10:11,318 --> 00:10:12,350
I walked in the door,

288
00:10:12,385 --> 00:10:13,902
we're having a conversation
about nothing.

289
00:10:13,936 --> 00:10:15,190
- Hey, honey. 
- Hi.

290
00:10:15,191 --> 00:10:16,487
Sorry I got stuck at the office.

291
00:10:16,488 --> 00:10:17,454
How was your day?

292
00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:18,488
It was good.

293
00:10:18,522 --> 00:10:19,822
- Although you know what?
- What?

294
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,938
Debbie stood me up for lunch.

295
00:10:21,939 --> 00:10:22,922
Rude, right?

296
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,090
No. She called.

297
00:10:24,141 --> 00:10:25,408
I didn't get a message.

298
00:10:25,442 --> 00:10:26,475
Yeah. You did.

299
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,244
I left you one.

300
00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:31,280
It's right... there.

301
00:10:31,315 --> 00:10:32,882
Uh-huh.

302
00:10:33,547 --> 00:10:35,514
That's it!

303
00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:38,184
How is she supposed
to see this?

304
00:10:38,218 --> 00:10:41,237
If you give me a message
this tiny, I kill you.

305
00:10:41,271 --> 00:10:42,949
But that's not when she got mad.

306
00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:45,624
Also, I talked to the insurance company

307
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,633
about that little accident
that "wasn't your fault"

308
00:10:48,634 --> 00:10:51,055
because the brakes
weren't "working right."

309
00:10:52,505 --> 00:10:54,819
And that's not gonna cost us
as much money as I thought,

310
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,786
so that's good.

311
00:10:55,804 --> 00:10:56,753
That's it!

312
00:10:56,771 --> 00:10:58,708
You insult a woman's driving,

313
00:10:58,709 --> 00:11:00,624
and you use the "Air bunnies."

314
00:11:00,658 --> 00:11:02,259
You do that to me, and I kill you.

315
00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:04,128
I hear you,

316
00:11:04,162 --> 00:11:07,665
but the screaming
still hadn't started yet.

317
00:11:07,699 --> 00:11:09,602
So, I'm having lunch with
Skip Woosnum, right?

318
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,252
Boy, can that guy go on and on.

319
00:11:11,287 --> 00:11:13,401
Tangent after tangent.

320
00:11:13,494 --> 00:11:15,529
By the way, turned me
on to the greatest thing...

321
00:11:15,564 --> 00:11:17,031
wedge salad... you go to try it.

322
00:11:17,065 --> 00:11:18,399
Anyhoo...

323
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:21,001
Guess who's sitting
at the table next to us.

324
00:11:21,036 --> 00:11:22,970
My old girlfriend Carla.

325
00:11:23,004 --> 00:11:24,054
Yeah!

326
00:11:24,089 --> 00:11:25,272
We're gonna grab coffee.

327
00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:26,774
She lost a ton of weight.

328
00:11:26,808 --> 00:11:28,976
How stupid are you?

329
00:11:29,027 --> 00:11:31,612
You tell me that you're seeing
an old girlfriend, and I...

330
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,847
Kill me, I know.

331
00:11:32,914 --> 00:11:35,199
But she still hadn't snapped yet.

332
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,317
I almost forgot.

333
00:11:36,351 --> 00:11:38,418
I picked up the broccoli
you asked for.

334
00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,188
Cauliflower.

335
00:11:41,223 --> 00:11:43,210
Can't believe I did that again.

336
00:11:43,211 --> 00:11:45,795
I cannot believe you, Phil!

337
00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:47,581
You didn't do one thing wrong.

338
00:11:47,615 --> 00:11:49,299
You do everything wrong!

339
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,985
I don't even know
why she talks to you.

340
00:11:52,019 --> 00:11:53,954
She said she was okay.

341
00:11:53,988 --> 00:11:56,423
No. No woman is okay with this.

342
00:11:56,457 --> 00:11:57,724
We don't forget.

343
00:11:57,775 --> 00:11:58,875
We wait.

344
00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:01,127
And then, when you least expect it,

345
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:03,080
We make you pay.

346
00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:04,065
Chin up!

347
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,499
Ohh.

348
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,401
Up!

349
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,969
So you had a meltdown over that.

350
00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:11,255
I did, because ever
since I met him,

351
00:12:11,289 --> 00:12:14,225
I've been trying to get Phil
to try a wedge salad.

352
00:12:14,259 --> 00:12:16,160
The minute that Skip Woosnum,

353
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,412
whom he doesn't even like,
suggests it,

354
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,166
Phil thinks it's
the greatest thing ever,

355
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,900
and he does this with everything.

356
00:12:21,934 --> 00:12:24,169
He does it with books,
with movies, with TV.

357
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:27,205
He listens to everybody's
opinion but mine,

358
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,840
and it drives me crazy.

359
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,358
You two seemed fine this morning.

360
00:12:30,392 --> 00:12:31,943
Well, we were because
we talked about it,

361
00:12:31,977 --> 00:12:33,096
which, by the way,

362
00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,455
if you want this whole karaoke thing
with Gloria to go away,

363
00:12:35,456 --> 00:12:36,639
that's what you need to do.

364
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,127
That's easier said than done.

365
00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:41,913
Well, since when do you
shy away from confrontation,

366
00:12:41,947 --> 00:12:44,783
Mr. Tough Talk,
Mr. Straight Shooter?

367
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:46,718
Getting a little soft, grandpa?

368
00:12:46,752 --> 00:12:48,836
You know, when you get a massage,

369
00:12:48,854 --> 00:12:51,072
you sound like
a Tijuana prostitute.

370
00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:57,812
Luke, phone.

371
00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:03,935
Friends of the Third Street...

372
00:13:03,969 --> 00:13:05,653
Is that Mitchell?
What's taking him?

373
00:13:05,688 --> 00:13:07,878
No, it's not Mitchell. It's...

374
00:13:07,879 --> 00:13:09,930
I don't understand his name.

375
00:13:09,981 --> 00:13:11,382
Hello?

376
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,651
Oh, hi, Longinus.
Listen, did you get my message?

377
00:13:13,685 --> 00:13:14,591
About the chiavari chairs...

378
00:13:14,592 --> 00:13:16,826
I want you to bring them
when you come.

379
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:19,359
What do you mean
you're not... not coming?

380
00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:21,320
Well, that's not possible.

381
00:13:21,371 --> 00:13:23,506
Mitch... Mitch mailed them
weeks ago.

382
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,625
What about Pepper?
Did he get his?

383
00:13:25,659 --> 00:13:26,852
And L'Michael?

384
00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:28,895
And Steven and Stefan?

385
00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:30,346
And Bob?

386
00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:31,948
I have to go.

387
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,684
Get me your uncle Mitchell.

388
00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:36,269
I don't know his number.

389
00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:42,574
It went to voicemail.

390
00:13:42,575 --> 00:13:43,240
Of course it did.

391
00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:45,158
Keep trying him
until you get him.

392
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,810
It's one button.

393
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,345
Just... redial.

394
00:13:50,822 --> 00:13:51,919
Hey, really great event tonight

395
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,858
benefiting the music society...
musicians like you.

396
00:13:54,892 --> 00:13:56,710
Okay.

397
00:14:00,732 --> 00:14:01,882
Hey!

398
00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:03,879
Uncle Cam for uncle Mitchell.

399
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:04,412
How could you, Mitchell?!

400
00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:06,029
Honestly! Give me that.

401
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:07,422
You want to hear
the guest list for night?

402
00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:10,949
So far it's anger, betrayal,
terror, and sadness.

403
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,968
Congratulations, Mitchell,
you packed the house!

404
00:14:13,003 --> 00:14:14,520
Cam, I am so sorry.

405
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,639
I... I... I'm gonna fix it.
I'll make a big donation.

406
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,023
That's not gonna keep them

407
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,992
from kicking me
off the steering committee!

408
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,577
When Andrew walks in here

409
00:14:21,645 --> 00:14:24,179
and sees a room
full of empty chairs...

410
00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:25,848
You know he's not really
your archenemy.

411
00:14:25,882 --> 00:14:27,266
that's sort of a made-up thing.

412
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,801
Fix it!

413
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,307
- Hi! You came!
- Hi!

414
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,293
- Of course we did. We wanted
to see you work. - Oh.

415
00:14:37,327 --> 00:14:38,944
We're so proud
of you, sweetheart.

416
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,478
Yeah, we're all proud.
So where's our table?

417
00:14:41,479 --> 00:14:43,596
Actually, bad news.

418
00:14:43,631 --> 00:14:44,462
We're totally booked.

419
00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:46,729
We have a ton of reservations.

420
00:14:46,748 --> 00:14:49,484
Yeah, one's ours. I called.

421
00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:51,186
Here it is!

422
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,188
Hey.

423
00:14:53,222 --> 00:14:55,190
Uh, so, your table is right here.

424
00:14:55,224 --> 00:14:57,876
Oh, honey, would you mind
getting us a couple drinks?

425
00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:59,478
I would love an iced tea.

426
00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:00,896
Same, please.

427
00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:02,297
I'll have a mango-kiwi smoothie,

428
00:15:02,331 --> 00:15:04,299
yogurt instead of ice cream,
and make it low-fat.

429
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,043
I want to look good when
I'm riding in your new car.

430
00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:09,195
Honey, I got to say,

431
00:15:09,213 --> 00:15:10,563
I like this haircut.

432
00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,365
Hey, we're all just playing
for second in this family.

433
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,349
Hmm.

434
00:15:15,419 --> 00:15:16,770
Were you all done here?

435
00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:18,104
Uh, actually, no.

436
00:15:18,138 --> 00:15:20,757
Um, I will have more iced tea,

437
00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,108
another iced tea,

438
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:23,943
and a mango-kiwi smoothie,

439
00:15:23,978 --> 00:15:25,378
all ice cream.

440
00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:27,547
I'm pregnant.

441
00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:30,850
Well, this is nice.

442
00:15:30,885 --> 00:15:34,955
Me, my gals, and my beautiful,
beautiful wife.

443
00:15:34,956 --> 00:15:37,357
Just so you know,
I rescheduled with Carla.

444
00:15:37,391 --> 00:15:39,159
I penciled her in for the 12th...

445
00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:40,193
of never.

446
00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:41,678
That's too bad.

447
00:15:41,712 --> 00:15:43,948
I was kind of looking forward
to hearing about that one.

448
00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:46,146
Oh.

449
00:15:46,147 --> 00:15:47,464
By the way,

450
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:49,082
no one called for you
while you were out.

451
00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:50,366
Thank you?

452
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,101
I just want to make sure
you get any messages

453
00:15:52,135 --> 00:15:54,203
from any friends who might call,
which none of them did.

454
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,465
Isn't it weird that Haley's
the only one here

455
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,833
not wearing a name tag?

456
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,202
If your mother had a name tag,
it would say "good driver."

457
00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:02,603
- Phil...
- Here you go.

458
00:16:02,638 --> 00:16:05,139
I want to hear the specials.

459
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:07,075
- Uh, we're out of specials.
- What were they?

460
00:16:07,109 --> 00:16:10,578
Popular, which you
wouldn't understand.

461
00:16:10,612 --> 00:16:12,091
Well, what could be better

462
00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:13,147
than drinks with a beautiful woman?

463
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:16,484
And every beautiful woman
deserves flowers.

464
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,486
Cauliflowers.

465
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,122
Okay. What's going on?
Is this about last night?

466
00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:23,674
Yeah, I just want you to know
how important to me you are.

467
00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:25,313
Sweetie, I know that.
I know that.

468
00:16:25,314 --> 00:16:27,933
I still feel bad about, you know

469
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:30,785
what I... did.

470
00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:32,086
Listen to me.

471
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,705
You and I are fine.

472
00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:35,006
Okay?

473
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,476
I'm just really hungry.

474
00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:38,326
Okay?

475
00:16:38,377 --> 00:16:39,494
Okay.

476
00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:41,162
Okay.

477
00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:43,014
All right!

478
00:16:43,048 --> 00:16:44,816
What looks good?

479
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,067
Oh, gosh.

480
00:16:46,101 --> 00:16:47,702
Oh, here's something
that jumps right off the page.

481
00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:48,953
- Uh-huh.
- I tried this yesterday,

482
00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:50,931
thanks to my good
friend Skip Woosnum.

483
00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:53,549
Claire, do yourself a favor

484
00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:57,253
and join me wedge salad.

485
00:16:57,287 --> 00:16:59,722
You have got to be kidding me!

486
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,917
Just try it. You will thank me.

487
00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:04,039
Did you learn nothing
from last night?

488
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,240
Whoa.

489
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,341
It was about the salad?

490
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,193
I have been recommending
wedge salads to you,

491
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,278
Amongst other things, for years,

492
00:17:10,313 --> 00:17:11,779
and you never listen to me.

493
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,381
And then some idiot suggests it,

494
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,350
and you can't wait
to try a wedge salad?!

495
00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:18,854
It makes me feel
like I don't matter.

496
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,341
Thanks a lot, dad!

497
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:25,927
Mom's little outburst
just got me fired!

498
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,762
Okay, I got to talk to your mom.

499
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,097
You comfort your sister.

500
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:32,334
She never worked here!

501
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,234
So, Mitchell called you, too.

502
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:40,251
Mm-hmm.

503
00:17:45,074 --> 00:17:47,008
I take it you haven't
had your conversation

504
00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,009
with Gloria yet?

505
00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:48,960
It's getting worse.

506
00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:50,128
She sang all the way here.

507
00:17:50,162 --> 00:17:51,413
We passed two cars...

508
00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:52,880
the dogs stuck their heads
back inside the window.

509
00:17:52,898 --> 00:17:54,482
Wow.

510
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,069
What are we gonna do?

511
00:17:58,104 --> 00:18:00,388
- I could start a fire.
- No.

512
00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:02,824
Keep that in your back pocket.

513
00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:04,192
Hey.

514
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,410
Hey.

515
00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:07,178
I want to show you something.

516
00:18:07,213 --> 00:18:08,480
Let me guess.

517
00:18:08,514 --> 00:18:10,582
It's a copy of "The book thief" 
that I begged you to read,

518
00:18:10,616 --> 00:18:12,350
but you wouldn't until
your dental hygienist

519
00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:13,551
said it changed her life.

520
00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:17,696
- Remember this?
- Uh-huh.

521
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,899
It's the first Thanksgiving
I spent with your family.

522
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,034
God, I hated that ponytail.

523
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:22,601
I know.

524
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,321
You said it made me look
like a wimpy bouncer,

525
00:18:24,322 --> 00:18:25,421
- so I cut it off.
- Mm.

526
00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:27,718
Just like I lost
the feathered earring...

527
00:18:27,719 --> 00:18:30,020
and the van
with the beanbag chairs.

528
00:18:30,054 --> 00:18:32,206
And I changed my forestry major.

529
00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:34,427
I get it, Phil. I get it.

530
00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:35,645
I am the controlling witch

531
00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:37,095
- that made you give up everything fun
in your l... - No. No.

532
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,213
You're the witch who saved me.

533
00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:40,732
Look. Look at this picture.

534
00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:42,651
Now look at this guy.

535
00:18:42,669 --> 00:18:44,970
You can't tell me 
our opinion doesn't matter.

536
00:18:45,004 --> 00:18:47,890
You changed me for the better
in a hundred different ways.

537
00:18:47,924 --> 00:18:51,059
Yeah, I... I might miss
a book or a salad

538
00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:52,878
here and there, but...

539
00:18:52,912 --> 00:18:55,430
I've got Claire all over me.

540
00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:57,799
You're about to.

541
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,934
That's the worst
sound in the world.

542
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,202
Is it?

543
00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:08,071
Friends, uh, family,
uh, board members...

544
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,339
"Bored" is right.

545
00:19:10,475 --> 00:19:12,058
I know we were all
looking forward

546
00:19:12,093 --> 00:19:15,479
to hearing the beautiful
stylings of Harp Attack,

547
00:19:15,513 --> 00:19:18,159
but there has, unfortunately,
been a slight...

548
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,477
Don't start yet!

549
00:19:19,511 --> 00:19:20,778
delay,

550
00:19:20,796 --> 00:19:23,280
and the program will start
in a few minutes, on time.

551
00:19:23,315 --> 00:19:24,915
Uh, so, please,
everyone take their seats.

552
00:19:24,949 --> 00:19:26,317
Thank you.

553
00:19:26,351 --> 00:19:28,552
Oh, my god, you did it!

554
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,320
Sort of.

555
00:19:29,321 --> 00:19:31,071
I know this isn't
what you were hoping for,

556
00:19:31,106 --> 00:19:34,207
but I need to do a better job
of listening to you.

557
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,111
No, no, you did the best you could,

558
00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:37,028
and, plus, this is double
what Andrew had last year

559
00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:38,079
for "Cello submarine."

560
00:19:38,114 --> 00:19:39,631
- Thank you.
- Oh.

561
00:19:39,665 --> 00:19:41,099
Oh... how are you
sitting at a harp

562
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,122
and not scoring this moment?
Ladies!

563
00:19:52,028 --> 00:19:54,329
You can't have
a successful marriage

564
00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:56,131
without being a good listener.

565
00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:58,166
Sometimes it takes a little work...

566
00:19:58,184 --> 00:19:59,166
I just wonder
what they're gonna do

567
00:19:59,167 --> 00:19:59,965
with their lives, you know?

568
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,466
I just wonder how they can
actually, you know,

569
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,883
ever find their true calling
with a harp.

570
00:20:03,884 --> 00:20:06,219
Sometimes it takes a lot of work...

571
00:20:07,522 --> 00:20:09,072
Harps!

572
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:13,560
And sometimes
it's just excruciating.

573
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,731
Jay, come. I work out
another song.

574
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:18,899
Gloria.

575
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,197
Gloria.

576
00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:23,470
No!

577
00:20:23,504 --> 00:20:25,071
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

578
00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:26,406
I can't take it anymore!

579
00:20:26,441 --> 00:20:28,592
Okay? It's not singing,
it's screaming.

580
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,794
Mom, I love you,
but for the love of god,

581
00:20:30,845 --> 00:20:33,430
destroy that thing
before it destroys this family!

582
00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:34,631
Coward!

583
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,686
I think you sound great,
but if it bothers the kid...

584
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:40,804
Coward!

585
00:21:14,615 --> 00:21:15,999
You keep this up,

586
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,084
and this won't be
the last plug I pull.

587
00:21:18,284 --> 00:21:24,484
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