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Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
I never do this with celebrities,

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but are you by any chance the foxy mom
on the New Horizon realty ad?

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Am I gonna regret doing that?

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Did the Marlboro Men have any regrets?

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This ad is perfect.

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See, I'm not just selling houses,

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I'm selling myself, and the best part
about me is my family.

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And my teeth.

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And both...
are on display in this ad.

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- Mmm. - "I can't be satisfied
until you're satisfied"?

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Coming soon to a bus bench near you,

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not to mention our minivan.

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So that's really happening?

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Wait. What's happening
to our minivan?

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Having this bad boy
shrink-wrapped on it.

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Classy.

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Yep. Now all that driving
around your mom does

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will serve a purpose.

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Good morning, family.

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How are you all doing
on this beautiful day?

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Okay. What's this?

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Haley's S.A.T. scores
are available online.

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I hate you.

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Oh! Today's the big day.

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Let's take a look, see how she did.

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Do we really have
to look at them now?

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Don't worry.
We're not expecting any miracles.

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Thank you.

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Are those Haley's scores?
Are you sure?

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Why? Are they bad?

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No, they're not bad.

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Are they good?

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No, they're average.

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Sweetie, we did it.
Our baby's average.

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Medium five!

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Oh.

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This is just a fluke.

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She can take them again.

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Yeah, and she'll probably
do even better.

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You are gonna have your choice

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of some pretty good colleges
when the time comes.

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If I go to college.

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What?

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I've been thinking about it lately,

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and I might... not.

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Later!

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Well, we took the scenic route,

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but we ended up in the same place.

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Sync by YYeTs.net
Corrected by Addic7ed
www.addic7ed.com

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From Zimbabwe to Algeria

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come on, let me hear ya

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these are the countries,
these are the countries

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Cam recently became
Franklin Middle School's

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interim musical director.

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Go, Franklin!

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I was volunteering
for their spring musical festival

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when their regular director

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suddenly and mysteriously
became ill.

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Oh, sorry.

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It may have been a blessing.

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Their show lacked focus.

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I gave it a theme...

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"A musical trip around the world."

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Yeah, see, he focused it

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by making it about the world.

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You don't like it.

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No... Cam. I do.

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Do you... do you think
that the kids, though,

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are gonna be able
to learn it by tonight?

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I mean, maybe you should stick

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with something
that they already know.

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I knew this would happen.

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Why do you have to throw
a wet blanket on my dreams?

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- I do not.
- You do it all the time.

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And you know what I end up with?
Wet dreams.

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I heard it as soon as I said it.
Just leave it alone.

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All right, well, Cam,
it's just that sometimes

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you can be a little,
you know, overenthusiastic.

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Is it really that big of a deal

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that I want this to be
the best show in the world?

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Well, as long as you heard me.

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Be in my corner.
Don't be so critical.

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We... is that really
how you see me?

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Sometimes, yeah, I do, Mitchell.

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Oh.

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Cam, well, if... if that's true,
then I'm... I'm sorry.

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No, you know, okay, from now on,

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I am in your corner 100%.

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Yeah, that song is gonna
knock everyone out.

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Well, I don't know, but

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wait till you see the dance
I have prepared.

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A dance? A dance!

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More toast, Manny?

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Why won't you call me, Emma?

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More toast, Emma?

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Do you have to be on all the time?

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Okay, I'm sorry.
Who is this Emma?

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She's in the show
with me tonight.

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I'm thinking of taking
a run at her.

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You don't "take a run"
at a woman.

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You woo her.
You make her feel special.

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Hey, hon, take a look at this.

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It's a picture of my butt.

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And then when you get her,

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you can tell her
whatever you want.

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Why do you do this?

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I programmed it so my butt pops up

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when my brother Donnie calls.

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It's a clever way of saying
my brother's an ass.

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Is it?

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That's him.
Compose yourselves.

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Forget I showed you this picture.

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I'm trying.

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How you doing,
you dumb son of a bitch?

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You old mick. Looks like
you've put on a few pounds.

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Oh, you too.

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What, are you eating your hair?

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Oh, Gloria. Oh.

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What are you still doing here?

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There's got to be an easier way
to get a green card.

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Hey, Uncle Donnie, are you coming

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to my school concert tonight?

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- Well...
- It's an hour, tops.

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...wouldn't miss it.

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Hey, you know,
I think I misplaced my phone.

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Could you call me on yours?

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My phone's at the bottom of my bag.

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Why don't you use
your home phone?

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Oh, come on. It's simple.

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- What are you doing?
- I want the phone.

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How about you let go, you...

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Give me the phone, Donnie!

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You still think you can take me?!

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What? Is this all you got, huh?

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I'm gonna wash
your mouth out with fist.

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Ow! Oh!

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I don't understand
this relationship, Emma.

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Hey, Emma.

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Doing this show, it feels like

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we've become
like a little family, huh?

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You mean like you're my brother?

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No. N... no, I don't.

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Oh, no!

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They're back... dinosaur arms!

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This isn't a good time, Luke.

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That is hilarious.

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Half boy, half T-Rex.

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One foot in both worlds,

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wanted by neither.

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Luke, that's a great way
to stretch out a shirt.

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Okay, okay!
Break's over, everyone!

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Let's take it from the top.

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Listen, we're running
20 minutes long,

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so we're gonna go ahead
and cut the Bollywood number.

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Can I go?
I'm late for soccer practice.

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You know who else missed
soccer practice, Delroy?

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The cast of "Rent."
And now they have a Tony.

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We have a Tony.

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You are so funny.

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Seriously?

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Hello?

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Hey, honey.
Did they drop the van off yet?

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Yeah, a little while ago.

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How's it look?

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Uh, well, believe it or not,

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I have resisted
the temptation to look.

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This whole Haley thing
has got me a little preoccupied.

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We're on our way out
to lunch right now.

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About that, I've been thinking.

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College is still a ways away.

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I say we leave Haley alone.

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The more we push,
the more she'll push back.

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I'm gonna push.

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And I support that.

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Only dad can make
our minivan even lamer.

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Excuse me. What are you doing?

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I'm driving this thing
to the reservoir.

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Just jump when I say jump.

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Honey, slide over.

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How is this stupid ad
supposed to sell houses anyway?

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You heard your father.

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He's not just selling houses...

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he's selling us.

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What are my friends gonna think?

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They are gonna think

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that you're helping your father
put food on the table.

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Ay, is the chair broken?

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Almost.

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That cheap,
freeloading brother of mine

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can't keep his hands off
my good scotch,

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so, you see, I placed
that scotch there.

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My brother sits in this chair,
goes out from under him...

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Bam! Masterpiece.

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So you make your brother
fall and spill his drink?

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Well, I don't want to jinx it,
but that's the plan.

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Why are you both so mean?

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Where I come from,
brothers respect each other.

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That's why Colombia
is such a peaceful utopia.

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Hello, ladies.

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Hey, nice shirt.

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Do they sell men's clothes
where you got that?

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That's funny because
women are so inferior.

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You got no taste.

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I bought this for
Melanie's baptism.

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- Who's Melanie?
- Michael's kid, my granddaughter.

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Oh, I forgot to tell Irene
I landed safely.

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Hello?

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How could you not know

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- that your own brother had
a granddaughter? - I probably knew.

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How can you forget
when he's family?

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I have 29 cousins,
and I know them all...

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Rosa Marina, Gloria Maria,
Veronica Maria, Jose Vicente...

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Okay, okay, okay.
What's your point?

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You do the chair,
you do the fighting,

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but you don't know each other.

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It's sad.

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Look, I may not talk to my brother

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the way you talk to your sisters,

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but believe me,
we're close in our own way.

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When was the last time
that you saw him?

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Well, that's not easy,
'cause he lives up...

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Huh.

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See, I want to say Buffalo.

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All I'm saying

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is that there's no downside
to more education.

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I knew this car ride was a trap.

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See that?

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That right there shows me
just how smart you are.

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Really? Again?

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What is going on?

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It's the stupid ad.
They're honking on my side, too.

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Oh.

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Yes, we're the people in the ad.

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Yeah. Hi.

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Hey.

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Another great thing about college...

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complete independence.

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I'd have that in an apartment.

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No, because to have an apartment,
you would need a job.

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You want to know
what your job is in college?

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It's a little bit
of class and homework

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and it's a whole lot
of new friends

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and experiences

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and the boys think you're cute
and you are cute,

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and, oh, trust me,
that doesn't last forever.

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Call the number!

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All right!

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You in the mood to lose?

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First time for everything.

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You break.

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So, how's work?

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Don't worry, moneybags.
I'm not here for a loan.

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Nice break.

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All right, you're solids,

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which you won't be able
to eat in a few years.

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Right, right.

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Seriously, though,
how are things going with you?

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Swell.

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I'm beating a fat guy
at pool right now.

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Donnie, I'm trying to talk to you.

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Why?

262
00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:50,099
Why? 'Cause that's what people do.

263
00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:52,435
Talk about things,
like their lives.

264
00:08:54,205 --> 00:08:57,540
Oh, Irene opened her big trap.

265
00:08:57,575 --> 00:08:58,575
Look, I'm fine.

266
00:08:58,609 --> 00:09:00,376
It's not like I'm gonna die.

267
00:09:00,411 --> 00:09:01,444
What?

268
00:09:01,478 --> 00:09:02,679
Yeah, they caught it early.

269
00:09:02,713 --> 00:09:04,347
I took the treatment.
I'm clear for now.

270
00:09:04,381 --> 00:09:05,481
Come on. It's your shot.

271
00:09:05,516 --> 00:09:06,683
Caught what early?

272
00:09:08,319 --> 00:09:10,587
Donnie, are you talking about...

273
00:09:10,621 --> 00:09:11,721
cancer?

274
00:09:11,755 --> 00:09:14,110
You don't have to whisper.
I know I got it.

275
00:09:14,111 --> 00:09:16,412
You just get your prostate checked...
by a doctor,

276
00:09:16,447 --> 00:09:17,980
not some guy you met
on the Internet.

277
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,449
I can't believe
you didn't tell me this.

278
00:09:19,483 --> 00:09:20,850
Because it's not a big deal.

279
00:09:20,884 --> 00:09:23,786
Now, listen.
It's just between us.

280
00:09:25,055 --> 00:09:26,389
Oh, God.

281
00:09:28,492 --> 00:09:33,162
Irene, how the hell do I know
where your glasses are?

282
00:09:39,124 --> 00:09:40,364
And there's frisbee golf,

283
00:09:40,365 --> 00:09:43,024
and... and you go snow-sledding
on cafeteria trays.

284
00:09:43,025 --> 00:09:44,659
Oh, and you all get a dog together.

285
00:09:44,693 --> 00:09:46,928
I don't really know who takes care
of the dog during the summer,

286
00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,396
but he's there when you get back.

287
00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:50,298
Geez, maybe you should
just go back to college.

288
00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:53,368
Oh, honey, do you know
what I would give to go back?

289
00:09:53,402 --> 00:09:56,671
It's this moment when
your whole life is in front of you,

290
00:09:56,705 --> 00:09:59,407
and it's a magical time.

291
00:09:59,441 --> 00:10:00,842
You don't want to miss that,

292
00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:02,777
because when it's gone, it's gone.

293
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,813
Yeah, yeah.

294
00:10:09,153 --> 00:10:10,958
Come on, Alex. Bus is leaving.

295
00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,894
Dad, your phone's
been buzzing like crazy.

296
00:10:12,928 --> 00:10:15,632
Sweet Lorna Doone!

297
00:10:15,817 --> 00:10:17,046
19 missed calls?

298
00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:18,194
I wonder who's...

299
00:10:19,741 --> 00:10:22,276
Phil Dunphy.

300
00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:23,644
You saw the ad?

301
00:10:23,678 --> 00:10:25,079
Great.

302
00:10:25,113 --> 00:10:26,480
Do you know
what you're looking for?

303
00:10:26,515 --> 00:10:28,315
The little one?

304
00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:29,984
I think I know which one
you're talking about.

305
00:10:30,018 --> 00:10:31,819
Um, if you're interested,
I also have an older model

306
00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:33,387
with a lot of character.

307
00:10:33,422 --> 00:10:34,955
What?

308
00:10:34,990 --> 00:10:36,624
I think the carpet
matches the drapes.

309
00:10:36,658 --> 00:10:39,060
I haven't checked in a while.

310
00:10:39,094 --> 00:10:40,394
Both of them?

311
00:10:40,429 --> 00:10:41,929
Wow.

312
00:10:41,963 --> 00:10:44,632
Well, I guess that makes sense
if you're planning to flip one.

313
00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,467
Listen, um,
why don't I call you back?

314
00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:47,935
We'll set up an appointment.

315
00:10:47,969 --> 00:10:50,604
It'll give me a chance
to give them both a good scrubbing.

316
00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:52,540
All right.

317
00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:53,641
Thanks a lot.

318
00:10:53,675 --> 00:10:54,775
Bye-bye.

319
00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:56,510
How about that, huh?

320
00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:59,180
You think all these calls
are about the ad?

321
00:10:59,215 --> 00:11:02,150
Yeah.

322
00:11:02,184 --> 00:11:04,252
My friend Nicole just sent me
a picture of the van.

323
00:11:04,287 --> 00:11:06,922
I guess I'll be
seeing you Wednesdays

324
00:11:06,956 --> 00:11:09,190
and every other weekend.

325
00:11:09,225 --> 00:11:10,926
Hello?

326
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,428
Okay, um, you sound very angry,

327
00:11:13,462 --> 00:11:15,030
which is completely understandable.

328
00:11:15,064 --> 00:11:16,231
I'm not angry.

329
00:11:16,265 --> 00:11:18,099
I'm just sitting here
thinking about college

330
00:11:18,134 --> 00:11:19,801
and how life has passed me by.

331
00:11:19,835 --> 00:11:21,303
Oh, thank God.
I'll see you at the show.

332
00:11:21,337 --> 00:11:22,804
Love you. Bye.
We got to go.

333
00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:26,541
And as the music swells,

334
00:11:26,575 --> 00:11:30,145
we reveal our letters
spelling "we love the world."

335
00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:31,680
Powerful stuff.

336
00:11:31,714 --> 00:11:34,770
And then the majestic
Franklin Middle School insignia

337
00:11:34,771 --> 00:11:36,605
will drop into position

338
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,642
if Reuben ever finishes painting it.

339
00:11:39,676 --> 00:11:41,010
It's not the Sistine Chapel, Reuben.

340
00:11:41,044 --> 00:11:43,812
Surprise! Hey!

341
00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:46,815
Your supportive boyfriend
dropped by to bring you a snack.

342
00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:47,950
P.B. and J.

343
00:11:47,984 --> 00:11:50,052
Pear, brie, and jambon.
My favorite!

344
00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:52,187
Okay, people, let's take five.

345
00:11:52,222 --> 00:11:53,556
A true five.

346
00:11:54,462 --> 00:11:56,382
Hey, Manny. How's it going?

347
00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:58,460
Good, great,
couldn't be better.

348
00:11:58,528 --> 00:12:01,163
Can we, uh...

349
00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:04,266
Yes, we can, uh... all right.

350
00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:06,114
What's up?

351
00:12:06,115 --> 00:12:07,748
Okay, you got to talk to Cam.

352
00:12:07,783 --> 00:12:08,949
He's driving us crazy.

353
00:12:08,984 --> 00:12:10,751
Kevin is biting his nails again,

354
00:12:10,786 --> 00:12:13,354
and Reuben hasn't had
a bowel movement in a week.

355
00:12:13,388 --> 00:12:16,090
Don't laugh.
That's how Elvis died.

356
00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:19,527
All right, um, Manny,
I... I can't get involved.

357
00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:21,695
But... all right, if you have
to say something,

358
00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:24,832
just tell Bob Fussy
that he's overdoing it

359
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:26,026
and you want to go back
to your old stuff.

360
00:12:26,027 --> 00:12:27,260
Okay, break's over, people!

361
00:12:27,294 --> 00:12:30,063
I want to do the French Revolution
number again.

362
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,664
Let's bring out the guillotine.

363
00:12:31,699 --> 00:12:33,399
Carefully this time.

364
00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:35,134
No, no, no.

365
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:36,303
Excuse me?

366
00:12:38,038 --> 00:12:40,339
We don't want to do
the new stuff.

367
00:12:40,407 --> 00:12:41,941
We want to stop rehearsing

368
00:12:42,009 --> 00:12:44,477
and go back to the old way,
Bob Fussy.

369
00:12:44,511 --> 00:12:47,246
I... I don't know
where this is coming from.

370
00:12:49,016 --> 00:12:50,950
You all feel this way?

371
00:12:50,984 --> 00:12:52,818
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah.

372
00:12:52,853 --> 00:12:55,454
Well, I had no idea.

373
00:12:55,489 --> 00:13:00,259
I had no idea I was surrounded
by a bunch of quitters.

374
00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:02,461
This production was a joke

375
00:13:02,496 --> 00:13:04,130
until I introduced these children

376
00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:05,664
to the musical-theater greats...

377
00:13:05,699 --> 00:13:06,699
Bernstein, Sondheim.

378
00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:08,200
Years from now,
some of these kids

379
00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:10,569
will still be talking about
the way I Sondheim-ized them.

380
00:13:10,604 --> 00:13:13,472
Ooh, I'm don't think that's
a good way of saying... okay.

381
00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:14,940
You want to do it the old way

382
00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:17,676
with the same tired songs,
the same drab choreography,

383
00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:19,879
the same tepid applause
from mom and dad?

384
00:13:19,913 --> 00:13:22,114
Is that what you want?
Just say the word.

385
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,182
- That's what we want.
- Yes. - Yes.

386
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:24,250
Well, too bad, people!

387
00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:26,452
We're doing it my way!
From the top!

388
00:13:26,486 --> 00:13:28,621
This is a closed rehearsal.
March.

389
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,517
Hi, honey.
What are you doing out here?

390
00:13:34,518 --> 00:13:36,685
Oh, just waiting for you
'cause I love you.

391
00:13:36,719 --> 00:13:38,120
Haley, come out this side.

392
00:13:38,154 --> 00:13:39,921
- Why?
- 'Cause it's fun. Try it.

393
00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:44,726
Yeah, the doors slide,
the seats slide.

394
00:13:44,761 --> 00:13:45,861
What can't the Sienna do?

395
00:13:45,895 --> 00:13:46,828
That was fun.

396
00:13:46,863 --> 00:13:48,096
Right? Let's go see a show!

397
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,731
Sweetie, we need
to close the door.

398
00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:50,932
Yeah, with the key.

399
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,434
I like to see how far
I can get from the car

400
00:13:52,468 --> 00:13:53,468
and still make it work.

401
00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:54,636
Listen, honey, honey.

402
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:56,271
- Yeah?
- Let me ask you something.

403
00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:58,073
Okay, I need you to be
really honest with me.

404
00:13:58,107 --> 00:14:01,276
Yeah, you ca... yes.

405
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:02,834
Are my best years behind me?

406
00:14:02,835 --> 00:14:03,835
What?

407
00:14:03,869 --> 00:14:05,303
No.

408
00:14:05,337 --> 00:14:08,206
The trick is to keep
looking forward.

409
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,173
Here we go.

410
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,174
Really?

411
00:14:10,209 --> 00:14:11,909
Yes, yes, for sure.

412
00:14:11,944 --> 00:14:12,944
You feel good?

413
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:13,978
Yeah, I...

414
00:14:18,448 --> 00:14:21,283
Hello, and welcome, everyone.

415
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,153
And latecomers.

416
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,787
I hope you enjoy
the show tonight.

417
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,456
I think you will agree
it has a certain flair

418
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,059
that has been lacking
from this stage in years past.

419
00:14:29,093 --> 00:14:32,696
So, please, I invite you
to sit back, relax,

420
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:37,667
and enjoy this musical trip
around the world!

421
00:14:43,307 --> 00:14:44,574
Wow.

422
00:14:44,608 --> 00:14:47,215
Growing up in America
sure is great,

423
00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:49,517
but I wish I knew more
about the world.

424
00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:50,985
Me too.

425
00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:52,754
I think I've got an idea.

426
00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:54,522
See you later, friend.

427
00:14:54,556 --> 00:14:55,957
Where are you going?

428
00:14:55,991 --> 00:14:58,721
To see the world!

429
00:14:59,843 --> 00:15:02,278
China looks interesting.

430
00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:04,046
I think I'll land here.

431
00:15:04,081 --> 00:15:06,248
Bring him down!

432
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:07,616
Bring him down!

433
00:15:08,986 --> 00:15:10,786
Just go with it.
Go with it.

434
00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:15,783
Oh. Hey. Come on.

435
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,544
Geez, come on, Jay.
You're in the theater.

436
00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,469
Try your jacket pocket.
Sorry, folks.

437
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:23,375
- Nice. He taped it shut.
- Okay, that's enough.

438
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,937
Ay! Stupid! You too!

439
00:15:28,938 --> 00:15:30,238
Don't hit him. He has cancer.

440
00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:31,673
What...

441
00:15:38,114 --> 00:15:40,815
Oh, my God,
is Luke stuck up there?

442
00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:44,686
Phil?

443
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,121
Come on.

444
00:15:46,155 --> 00:15:47,822
Yeah.

445
00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:49,157
Ye... oh, no.

446
00:15:49,191 --> 00:15:50,892
Come on!

447
00:15:50,926 --> 00:15:52,861
China sure was fun.

448
00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:56,231
And look, there's
merry old England.

449
00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:58,066
Has anyone here
ever seen a globe?

450
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:01,670
Full steam ahead!

451
00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:03,905
Ahead!

452
00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:05,373
Just sing.

453
00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:08,094
Oh, joy to salt-swept eyes

454
00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:10,839
fair England, do I see...

455
00:16:18,787 --> 00:16:21,116
Sorry about what I said
to Gloria, okay?

456
00:16:21,993 --> 00:16:23,427
Just came out.

457
00:16:23,461 --> 00:16:24,861
Let's go back inside.

458
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,297
- Hit me.
- What?

459
00:16:27,332 --> 00:16:28,732
You heard me. Hit me.

460
00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:30,067
I'm not gonna hit you, Donnie.

461
00:16:30,101 --> 00:16:31,735
Yeah, well, that's
the whole damn point.

462
00:16:31,769 --> 00:16:34,304
As soon as you heard I was sick,
you treated me different.

463
00:16:34,339 --> 00:16:36,406
Let me tell you,
I get enough of that at home.

464
00:16:36,441 --> 00:16:38,875
I'm sorry.

465
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,911
I feel a little bad for you, okay?

466
00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:45,949
I know we don't say
this much, but, uh...

467
00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:48,719
I care for you, you know?

468
00:16:48,753 --> 00:16:51,254
Do you think
I don't know that crap?

469
00:16:51,289 --> 00:16:53,690
I have known
you cared about me

470
00:16:53,725 --> 00:16:55,826
since we were
8 and 10 years old

471
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,996
and that mook Joey Calieri
stole my bike

472
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,897
and you put his head in the ice.

473
00:17:04,171 --> 00:17:05,671
What was that he said again?

474
00:17:05,706 --> 00:17:08,074
Um, "I can't hear no more."

475
00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:12,345
"I can't hear no more!"

476
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,512
Oh, Don.

477
00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:15,414
Your staging is all over the place.

478
00:17:15,449 --> 00:17:18,217
The kids are exhausted.
You're making it all about you.

479
00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:20,152
No intermission.
What, are we animals?

480
00:17:20,187 --> 00:17:21,320
I...

481
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,532
I'm gonna be fine.

482
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,775
I got great doctors.
The kids call me every day.

483
00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:34,311
Irene even lost
20 pounds due to stress.

484
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,113
Good for you.

485
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,292
You promise me you'll get
that liver checked out.

486
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,127
Ah, there's nothing wr...

487
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,596
Come on, Donna.
Suck it up.

488
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,064
We're missing my kid's show.

489
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,466
You son of a bitch.

490
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,234
Come on. Come on.

491
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,236
"I can't hear no more!"

492
00:17:53,832 --> 00:17:54,940
Okay, all right.

493
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:55,973
That one was my fault,

494
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,608
but Joan of Arc's
gonna be just fine.

495
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,977
It's not gonna be much fun
doing the show without Emma.

496
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,079
Maybe we should just stop this.

497
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,215
No. No. There is a saying
in the theater world that...

498
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,783
"It's not worth dying for"?

499
00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,385
No, it's that "endings make shows."

500
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,686
And we've got a great ending.

501
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,621
Now get out there and
sing your hearts out.

502
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,257
- Oh, not you, sweetie.
You just mouth the words. - Okay.

503
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,862
Uncle Cam, both my legs are tingly.

504
00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:17,697
Okay, we'll cut you down
in just a second, Luke, okay?

505
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,565
The show must go on.
Have fun with it.

506
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,803
Learning about the world
sure was fun.

507
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:27,006
But I'm glad to have my feet
back on the ground again.

508
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,967
Oh, Egypt is a land
where the pyramids stand

509
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:34,373
which were built
by industrious Jews

510
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:39,054
and windmills go around
in Holland town

511
00:18:39,207 --> 00:18:42,134
where they all wear wooden shoes

512
00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:46,920
these are the things
we learned today

513
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:52,388
and there's one last thing
we want to say

514
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,413
"We love the word"

515
00:18:58,301 --> 00:18:59,167
Where's the "L"?

516
00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:01,136
That's Luke.

517
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:02,304
Lower the insignia.

518
00:19:02,338 --> 00:19:03,538
Lower it.

519
00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:06,508
"We love the... "
What the hell?

520
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:09,745
No, no, no. No, no.

521
00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:11,213
No, no, no.

522
00:19:11,247 --> 00:19:13,181
No. No, no, no. No.

523
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:20,088
Brava!

524
00:19:20,123 --> 00:19:22,105
Phil, where have you been?

525
00:19:22,106 --> 00:19:23,605
Oh, just getting some fresh air.

526
00:19:23,606 --> 00:19:24,908
- Honey.
- Got it.

527
00:19:24,909 --> 00:19:26,510
Ready to go?
Hey, look up at the moon.

528
00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:28,245
Would you say
that's waxing or waning?

529
00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:30,080
Who cares?
We can spend all night looking...

530
00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:32,849
"I can't be satisfied"?!

531
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:33,917
My God, Phil.

532
00:19:33,951 --> 00:19:36,019
That makes me look
like a prostitute.

533
00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:36,820
No.

534
00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:38,054
Yes. Yes, it does.

535
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,289
More of an escort, really.

536
00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:40,657
You're just selling your time.

537
00:19:40,691 --> 00:19:42,492
- Whereas a prostitute just...
- Okay, Phil.

538
00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:45,629
I have been driving
around in this all day.

539
00:19:45,663 --> 00:19:48,498
Well, since you're mad already,

540
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:52,589
why don't you just step over here
and have a look at that?

541
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,768
Oh, God. My baby.

542
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,736
I am not getting back in that car!

543
00:19:56,771 --> 00:19:58,671
Oh, how do you think
you're gonna get home, honey?

544
00:19:58,706 --> 00:20:00,407
It doesn't matter!
I'll go home with anyone!

545
00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:02,008
That's what it should say
on the van.

546
00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:03,843
Alex.

547
00:20:04,232 --> 00:20:06,299
I can't believe we trusted you
to put this on the car

548
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:07,934
after the debacle
of that last picture.

549
00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:09,169
Damn it.

550
00:20:09,203 --> 00:20:10,871
And that... who was that?

551
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,439
Probably another...

552
00:20:12,473 --> 00:20:14,474
I think the word
you're looking for is "John."

553
00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:16,810
Get in the minivan.

554
00:20:16,844 --> 00:20:17,783
You mean to tell me that

555
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,546
people have actually
been calling about this?

556
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:20,881
There are a lot
of creeps out there.

557
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,849
That's disgusting.
She's a child.

558
00:20:22,884 --> 00:20:25,352
Well, to be fair,
most of them were for you.

559
00:20:25,386 --> 00:20:27,921
Well, it's still sick.

560
00:20:27,955 --> 00:20:30,090
What do you mean, "most"?

561
00:20:30,158 --> 00:20:32,425
Well, I don't know.
There were 30 calls.

562
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,661
You got 20 or 25 of them.

563
00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:36,663
And they... ask for me?

564
00:20:36,697 --> 00:20:38,298
They asked for the hot blonde.

565
00:20:38,332 --> 00:20:41,635
Hmm. Men are pigs.

566
00:20:41,669 --> 00:20:43,303
Did they call me anything else?

567
00:20:43,337 --> 00:20:45,438
So, thanks to all
the perverts in town,

568
00:20:45,473 --> 00:20:48,208
I realized I still have
a few good years ahead of me.

569
00:20:48,242 --> 00:20:51,511
And if we have one person
to thank for that,

570
00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:52,913
it would be me.

571
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,281
No.

572
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:06,585
Was it as awful as I think?

573
00:21:06,619 --> 00:21:08,053
Take the flowers.

574
00:21:09,422 --> 00:21:11,857
It must have been really hard
for you to be supportive

575
00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:13,425
while I made a fool out of myself.

576
00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:15,394
Oh, come here.

577
00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:21,339
Luke, do you mind?
We're trying to have a moment here.

578
00:21:21,374 --> 00:21:23,808
I can feel my heartbeat
in my eyes.

579
00:21:23,843 --> 00:21:25,343
- In his eyes?
- Yes.

580
00:21:25,378 --> 00:21:26,745
- Okay.
- We'll get a janitor.

581
00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:28,280
Okay.

582
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,680
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