1 00:00:04,099 --> 00:00:06,073 What's all this? I said one suitcase. 2 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:07,198 I need choices, Jay. 3 00:00:07,199 --> 00:00:09,274 Colombia's not one of your more formal nations. 4 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:11,507 The guy on their money is sitting in a lawn chair. 5 00:00:11,508 --> 00:00:15,159 Ay. I cannot believe that my little baby's leaving me. 6 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,321 You know, I left the glass doors open downstairs. 7 00:00:17,322 --> 00:00:21,104 So right now, your actual baby may be leaving. 8 00:00:21,593 --> 00:00:23,113 Ahhh! One robe. 9 00:00:24,003 --> 00:00:26,003 I guess we know what everyone will be talking about 10 00:00:26,003 --> 00:00:27,203 my second morning there. 11 00:00:28,438 --> 00:00:31,758 Manny is visiting Gloria's family for about a month, I hope. 12 00:00:32,567 --> 00:00:35,267 I just have to get him on a plane before Gloria has a meltdown 13 00:00:35,267 --> 00:00:36,467 and changes her mind. 14 00:00:36,853 --> 00:00:38,953 'Cos if he doesn't go to Colombia, 15 00:00:39,271 --> 00:00:40,791 Colombia comes to me. 16 00:00:42,690 --> 00:00:43,810 It's happened before. 17 00:00:44,176 --> 00:00:46,976 - ¡Ahí está! ¡Gloria! - ¡Gloria! ¡Gloria! 18 00:00:55,279 --> 00:00:56,133 Oh, my God. 19 00:00:56,134 --> 00:00:57,408 -Oh, my God! - What?! 20 00:00:57,409 --> 00:00:59,040 Oh! It's Mitchell. We won. 21 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:00,881 - Ay, that's great! - What we won? 22 00:01:00,882 --> 00:01:03,680 It's fantastic. We've waited so long. What did we won?! 23 00:01:03,681 --> 00:01:06,514 The supreme court ruling. Gay marriage is legal. 24 00:01:06,515 --> 00:01:08,215 Ay! Congratulations! 25 00:01:08,216 --> 00:01:09,031 Thanks, Gloria. 26 00:01:09,032 --> 00:01:10,430 Can I talk to Cam? 27 00:01:10,431 --> 00:01:12,345 Uh, yes. Hold on. 28 00:01:12,346 --> 00:01:14,148 - Here. - Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it's Mitchell. 29 00:01:14,149 --> 00:01:14,704 Hi. Hey. 30 00:01:14,705 --> 00:01:16,959 I gotta go. But can you believe this finally happened? 31 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,890 I know. It's amazing. We'll celebrate tonight. 32 00:01:18,891 --> 00:01:20,578 - I love you. - Celebrate what? 33 00:01:20,579 --> 00:01:22,236 Oh. Well, Jay, hold on to your hat. 34 00:01:22,237 --> 00:01:23,608 But as of today in California, 35 00:01:23,609 --> 00:01:26,746 it's legal for a man to marry another man! 36 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,107 Ew. He threw up. 37 00:01:29,108 --> 00:01:31,979 He just needs some time to get used to the idea, honey. 38 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:33,865 - It's so great, Cam. - Yeah, I'm happy for you guys. 39 00:01:33,866 --> 00:01:36,272 Gloria, Manny needs his birth certificate 40 00:01:36,273 --> 00:01:37,645 to re-enter the country. 41 00:01:37,646 --> 00:01:38,859 Any idea where it is? 42 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:39,509 I don't know. 43 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:41,758 Oh, that's right. He leaves today. You must be a wreck. 44 00:01:41,759 --> 00:01:42,856 She's not a wreck. She's a rock. 45 00:01:42,857 --> 00:01:44,605 Now, looked, and it's not in the safe. 46 00:01:44,606 --> 00:01:46,233 This one had her first sleepover last week. 47 00:01:46,234 --> 00:01:48,292 I just had to tough my way through it. 48 00:01:48,293 --> 00:01:50,347 He picked me up in the dark. 49 00:01:50,348 --> 00:01:52,843 I can't find that birth certificate anywhere, Jay. 50 00:01:52,848 --> 00:01:53,823 Maybe it's a sign and -- 51 00:01:53,824 --> 00:01:55,348 it's a sign we need a refresher meeting 52 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,549 on what goes in the safe. 53 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,605 Here's a preview -- no shoes. 54 00:01:58,606 --> 00:01:59,578 Look, I looked online, 55 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:01,024 and we can get a copy if we go to the courthouse. 56 00:02:01,025 --> 00:02:02,303 That's what we're gonna do. In the car. 57 00:02:02,304 --> 00:02:04,040 We'll be back in an hour. 58 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:07,780 Hey, Cam. Congratulations. Go, gay marriage. 59 00:02:08,731 --> 00:02:09,789 He did it again. 60 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:11,252 Ay, sí. 61 00:02:12,205 --> 00:02:13,553 Okay. Well... 62 00:02:22,503 --> 00:02:26,003 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 63 00:02:26,003 --> 00:02:27,363 So tell me, Cam. 64 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,778 How does it work when it is between two men? 65 00:02:29,779 --> 00:02:31,092 Well, I don't really feel comfortable 66 00:02:31,093 --> 00:02:32,560 talking about that... in front of Lily. 67 00:02:32,561 --> 00:02:34,014 I know how that works. 68 00:02:34,015 --> 00:02:36,140 I rented the wrong movie once. 69 00:02:36,141 --> 00:02:39,479 Did you see "Glen, Garry, Glenn, and Ross"? 70 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:40,708 Uh, no. 71 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:42,017 - Why don't you go play? - What I mean is, 72 00:02:42,018 --> 00:02:43,900 who proposes to who? 73 00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:46,518 I don't know. We've talked about it, if it ever became legal. 74 00:02:46,519 --> 00:02:49,301 Okay, and now it is. So are you going to do it today? 75 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,161 Well, it just happened. 76 00:02:50,162 --> 00:02:51,708 - I haven't really had -- - Oh, you have to do it today. 77 00:02:51,709 --> 00:02:54,985 Every couple deserve a beautiful proposal story. 78 00:02:54,986 --> 00:02:57,609 Well, I have always adored my mom and dad's story. 79 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,658 He plowed "will you marry me?" into a snowy field 80 00:02:59,659 --> 00:03:01,164 right outside of her window. 81 00:03:01,165 --> 00:03:02,096 And then he tried to re-create it 82 00:03:02,097 --> 00:03:03,565 for their 25th wedding anniversary. 83 00:03:03,566 --> 00:03:06,017 But there was no snow, so he burned it into a cornfield. 84 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:07,207 Bad idea. 85 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:09,605 You know, but mama did get a second ring out of it 86 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,836 with the F.E.M.A. money. 87 00:03:10,837 --> 00:03:13,842 Ay, I wish I also had a romantic story. 88 00:03:13,843 --> 00:03:16,540 One day, we were watching TV before dinner, 89 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:19,510 and Jay says, "Manny, hand me that thing." 90 00:03:19,511 --> 00:03:21,037 And Manny gives him the ring. 91 00:03:21,038 --> 00:03:22,757 I mean, I was very happy, of course, 92 00:03:22,758 --> 00:03:24,556 but it is not the best story. 93 00:03:24,557 --> 00:03:27,535 At least Javier was on top of a dolphin. 94 00:03:28,118 --> 00:03:30,813 Soldiers talk about that moment when they shut off, 95 00:03:30,814 --> 00:03:33,116 when the war finally wins. 96 00:03:33,117 --> 00:03:34,450 - Get down! - Shut up! 97 00:03:34,451 --> 00:03:35,847 I can't see the TV! 98 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:37,085 Turn the fan on! 99 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:39,539 Oh, stop yelling! My head's going to explode! 100 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:43,227 For me, that moment is four days into summer vacation. 101 00:03:43,651 --> 00:03:45,072 Hey, honey. What's up? 102 00:03:45,073 --> 00:03:47,377 Do you remember when summer meant fireflies 103 00:03:47,378 --> 00:03:49,658 and cutoff shorts and ice-cream trucks? 104 00:03:49,659 --> 00:03:51,447 Well, one out of three. 105 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:54,218 We'll get our time. They're all going away at some point, right? 106 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:56,800 Yeah, Haley's got her beach trip, 107 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:58,786 and Alex is doing habitat for humanity, 108 00:03:58,787 --> 00:03:59,879 and Luke has camp. 109 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,481 If I remember, I think we have six hours totally kid-free on... 110 00:04:03,482 --> 00:04:04,570 Oh, the 14th. 111 00:04:04,571 --> 00:04:05,909 Hey, if we moved Alex's flight, 112 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:08,424 we could have, like, 10 or 12 hours. 113 00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:11,315 Dream bigger, hot pants. 114 00:04:11,316 --> 00:04:12,889 Step aside. 115 00:04:12,890 --> 00:04:15,404 Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, 116 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:17,547 or fear how much I love her. 117 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:18,997 Ohh. 118 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:23,256 22nd to the 8th for Alex, 119 00:04:23,257 --> 00:04:24,859 Luke to the 14th, 120 00:04:24,860 --> 00:04:26,700 Haley gets a day there. 121 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,486 - Come on. - That's it, beautiful mind. 122 00:04:28,487 --> 00:04:30,339 Harness that crazy into something positive. 123 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:33,169 Shh! If I can get Alex to move her habitat for humanity 124 00:04:33,170 --> 00:04:34,783 from Oklahoma to Sacramento 125 00:04:34,784 --> 00:04:36,694 and Luke to move his camp session, 126 00:04:36,695 --> 00:04:39,505 they will both overlap with Haley's vacation, 127 00:04:39,506 --> 00:04:41,861 and I just bought us seven kid-free days. 128 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:43,808 - Witchcraft! - Yes. 129 00:04:44,728 --> 00:04:46,508 I've outdone myself, Gloria. 130 00:04:46,509 --> 00:04:49,038 I booked the restaurant from our first date, 131 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,379 the same table overlooking the ocean, 132 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,392 and I'll do it at sunset, 133 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,587 which I've recently discovered is my ideal lighting. 134 00:04:54,588 --> 00:04:55,925 That's so romantic. 135 00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:58,017 I know! Isn't it? 136 00:04:58,018 --> 00:04:59,745 Oh. Oh! Oh, okay. Oh, that's Mitchell. 137 00:04:59,746 --> 00:05:00,270 Gotta go. 138 00:05:00,271 --> 00:05:02,504 Oh, don't let him hear the excitement in your voice. 139 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:03,974 You're right. You're right. 140 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:06,317 - What? - I'm at that coffee shop on 3rd, 141 00:05:06,318 --> 00:05:07,601 and I forgot my wallet. 142 00:05:07,602 --> 00:05:08,477 Can you come bail me out? 143 00:05:08,478 --> 00:05:10,409 Ugh. Isn't this convenient? 144 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,347 It actually was. I was only two blocks away. 145 00:05:14,865 --> 00:05:17,163 But when I got there, I realized it was all a ploy 146 00:05:17,164 --> 00:05:18,776 so he could propose. 147 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:20,133 But it was so sweet, 148 00:05:20,134 --> 00:05:23,502 I just decided to ditch my plans and let him do it. 149 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:35,779 Mitchell, I'm so sorry, 150 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:38,927 but there is a massive pileup on the 405, 151 00:05:38,928 --> 00:05:40,998 and, well, I have to go pick up Lily. 152 00:05:40,999 --> 00:05:43,302 And maybe you could just call Claire or something? 153 00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:46,333 Cam, Cam, I got, like, 50 cents to my name. 154 00:05:46,741 --> 00:05:48,268 Have you decided on a tea? 155 00:05:50,962 --> 00:05:52,441 Do they all cost the same? 156 00:05:53,846 --> 00:05:54,674 Yeah. 157 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,056 Look at that line. 158 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,444 Probably everybody getting their gay marriage license. 159 00:05:59,445 --> 00:06:01,430 I think it's just called a marriage license. 160 00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:04,221 Yeah, I don't know. 161 00:06:04,423 --> 00:06:06,166 Maybe we should go home and forget about it. 162 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:06,788 What? 163 00:06:06,789 --> 00:06:09,515 I've been reading up on some of those tropical diseases -- 164 00:06:09,516 --> 00:06:11,773 - malaria, yellow fever, rabies. - Mm-hmm. 165 00:06:11,774 --> 00:06:13,952 I'm high risk, Jay. I'm a big hand shaker. 166 00:06:13,953 --> 00:06:15,583 You're fine. You've had all your shots. 167 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:18,373 And that Paco Rabanne will scare away any mosquitoes. 168 00:06:19,175 --> 00:06:20,903 Jay, I'm scared. 169 00:06:20,973 --> 00:06:22,265 I'm not sure I want to go through with it. 170 00:06:22,266 --> 00:06:24,574 We didn't drive all the way down here for that piece of paper 171 00:06:24,575 --> 00:06:26,737 for you to get cold feet at the last second. 172 00:06:26,738 --> 00:06:27,957 And what happened, anyway? 173 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:29,852 You've been looking forward to this day for months. 174 00:06:29,853 --> 00:06:32,568 I know. But maybe we should wait until next year. 175 00:06:32,569 --> 00:06:34,094 I'm still kind of young to be doing this. 176 00:06:34,095 --> 00:06:34,952 We're not waiting. 177 00:06:34,953 --> 00:06:37,619 I already paid for you, and your mother signed off. 178 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:38,900 This is happening. 179 00:06:41,841 --> 00:06:42,933 Great day, huh? 180 00:06:45,269 --> 00:06:47,402 - Hello! - Oh, thank God. - Mm-hmm. 181 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:48,836 I've had so many cups of tea, 182 00:06:48,837 --> 00:06:50,198 they gave me my own one of these. 183 00:06:50,199 --> 00:06:51,862 Ohh. Here you go. 184 00:06:51,863 --> 00:06:54,869 So congratulations on the whole marriage thing. 185 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:56,573 - How amazing is that, right? - Yeah. 186 00:06:56,574 --> 00:06:58,548 We gonna hear some big gay wedding bells soon? 187 00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:00,865 - Ah, well, just wedding bells. - Mm-hmm. 188 00:07:00,922 --> 00:07:02,996 Yeah. Yeah, of course. We've always talked about it. 189 00:07:02,997 --> 00:07:03,518 But, you know, 190 00:07:03,519 --> 00:07:05,638 it's just -- just a matter of finding the right timing. 191 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:07,356 And then there -- there's a couple of other factors -- 192 00:07:07,357 --> 00:07:10,117 the tax implications and estate planning. 193 00:07:10,118 --> 00:07:11,390 Oh, stop. I'm swooning. 194 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:13,278 I'm just being practical. 195 00:07:13,279 --> 00:07:14,473 You're the same way. 196 00:07:14,474 --> 00:07:16,152 You -- you told Phil to take back your engagement ring 197 00:07:16,153 --> 00:07:17,590 and buy you a washer/dryer. 198 00:07:17,591 --> 00:07:19,592 Well, don't put this back on me. Come on. 199 00:07:19,593 --> 00:07:21,536 What is Cam's biggest complaint about you? 200 00:07:21,537 --> 00:07:22,968 You're not romantic. 201 00:07:22,969 --> 00:07:24,216 This is your opportunity. 202 00:07:24,217 --> 00:07:25,313 Mitchell, you should go home tonight 203 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:28,577 and surprise him with a big, splashy proposal. 204 00:07:28,941 --> 00:07:31,243 He would really like it if I proposed to him. 205 00:07:32,087 --> 00:07:34,732 I guess I could stop after work and pick up a card. 206 00:07:34,733 --> 00:07:36,002 - And -- - Oh, my God. You're hopeless. 207 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:37,745 - I know. - Mitchell, okay. 208 00:07:37,746 --> 00:07:39,473 - This is what you do. - Oh, boy. 209 00:07:39,809 --> 00:07:41,582 It really should be your own idea, though. 210 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:43,742 No! Come on, come on. I need help. Please? 211 00:07:43,743 --> 00:07:44,885 Fine. Okay. 212 00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:48,226 Tonight, you cook him his favorite meal. 213 00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:51,012 - You open the best bottle of wine. - Mm-hmm. 214 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,967 And just as the two of you are sitting down to enjoy it, 215 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:55,250 you break up with him. 216 00:07:55,251 --> 00:07:56,182 What? Why? 217 00:07:56,183 --> 00:07:58,023 Because then, as he is at his lowest, 218 00:07:58,024 --> 00:07:58,988 you pop the question. 219 00:07:58,989 --> 00:08:01,006 He goes from agony to ecstasy! 220 00:08:01,007 --> 00:08:02,609 It's so romantic. 221 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:03,873 You're kidding, right? 222 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,775 More traditional? Okay. Y-- 223 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:08,112 All right. You look into his eyes... 224 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,692 And you say, "I saw a doctor. 225 00:08:11,045 --> 00:08:12,627 He found a small dark mass." 226 00:08:12,628 --> 00:08:13,692 What are you? 227 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,325 And then just as he begins to cry, 228 00:08:15,326 --> 00:08:18,050 you pull out a black box with a ring in it. 229 00:08:18,111 --> 00:08:20,583 There's your small dark mass! It's genius! 230 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:21,703 Y-you're a disaster. 231 00:08:21,704 --> 00:08:23,216 You could go the disaster route, too. 232 00:08:23,217 --> 00:08:26,362 Did you ever hear how I told Phil we were gonna have Luke? 233 00:08:26,365 --> 00:08:29,367 I said, "thousands of children die every day..." 234 00:08:34,762 --> 00:08:35,589 Dad? 235 00:08:36,079 --> 00:08:38,641 I'm sorry. Was I being proud of you too loud? 236 00:08:38,642 --> 00:08:39,322 What are you doing? 237 00:08:39,323 --> 00:08:42,039 Going off to habitat, helping all those people. 238 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,305 Honey, I'm speechless. 239 00:08:44,622 --> 00:08:46,067 Thanks. I just thought it was -- 240 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,223 But are we sure about Oklahoma? 241 00:08:47,224 --> 00:08:49,306 There's so many needy people right up in Sacramento. 242 00:08:49,307 --> 00:08:50,703 And it's driving distance. 243 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,483 I already signed up for my work detail, 244 00:08:52,484 --> 00:08:54,168 and I've been e-mailing with my tentmate. 245 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,780 Yeah. No, you're right. 246 00:08:55,906 --> 00:08:57,096 I guess it's just... 247 00:08:58,003 --> 00:08:58,777 No. 248 00:08:59,281 --> 00:09:00,128 Never mind. 249 00:09:01,095 --> 00:09:01,616 What is it? 250 00:09:01,617 --> 00:09:02,594 No, it's stupid. 251 00:09:02,595 --> 00:09:03,733 I've just never been so far away 252 00:09:03,734 --> 00:09:05,180 from my baby girl before. 253 00:09:06,065 --> 00:09:08,023 Not now, waterworks. Not now. 254 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,025 Oh, daddy. 255 00:09:13,099 --> 00:09:13,995 You okay, dad? 256 00:09:13,996 --> 00:09:16,043 Oh, hey, buddy. Never been better. 257 00:09:16,044 --> 00:09:17,115 You're so thoughtful. 258 00:09:17,116 --> 00:09:19,172 I'm gonna miss that when you go off to camp on the 14th. 259 00:09:19,173 --> 00:09:19,972 Little wiffle golf? 260 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:22,420 Wait. I can't go to camp on the 14th. 261 00:09:22,536 --> 00:09:23,872 I have to go when Carly's going. 262 00:09:23,873 --> 00:09:25,356 - Who's Carly? - Shh! 263 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:28,124 She's this girl I like, and she's here right now. 264 00:09:29,097 --> 00:09:30,085 Well, all the more reason 265 00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:31,230 to change camp sessions. 266 00:09:31,231 --> 00:09:33,783 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. It's foolproof. 267 00:09:33,784 --> 00:09:35,682 Not this fool. Forget it. 268 00:09:36,086 --> 00:09:37,713 What about all the new girls you're gonna meet? 269 00:09:37,714 --> 00:09:38,976 You're only 14. 270 00:09:38,977 --> 00:09:40,579 Do you really want to be tied down? 271 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,470 Yes! 272 00:09:41,471 --> 00:09:44,177 - Oh, Luke, watch. I-I got it. - Okay. 273 00:09:44,507 --> 00:09:45,254 Okay. 274 00:09:46,398 --> 00:09:47,234 Nice! 275 00:09:47,235 --> 00:09:48,200 Oh, hi, Mr. Dunphy. 276 00:09:48,201 --> 00:09:49,720 Sorry we moved the furniture around. 277 00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:52,266 I was showing Luke the flip I did at tumbling sectionals. 278 00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:54,260 Oh, no. That's my mom. 279 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,535 But I can leave you guys this old movie I brought over. 280 00:09:56,536 --> 00:09:57,937 It's called "Dirty dancing." 281 00:09:58,363 --> 00:09:59,543 Never let her go. 282 00:10:00,798 --> 00:10:03,880 Hey, Carly's mom. Phil Dunphy. Big fan of your daughter. 283 00:10:03,881 --> 00:10:04,789 - Thank you. - Get off me! 284 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:07,654 So, yeah, heads up. Luke's got to change his camp session. 285 00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:09,651 - You guys may want to do the same. - No. 286 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,127 My husband and I have been working the white board all week, 287 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:14,288 and we just bought three days away from that. 288 00:10:15,772 --> 00:10:17,900 - It wasn't even me! - Bank it! 289 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,564 Carly! 290 00:10:21,374 --> 00:10:23,424 Okay, Manny, remember, as soon as you land, 291 00:10:23,425 --> 00:10:24,675 watch out for Malaria. 292 00:10:24,676 --> 00:10:26,345 Why? I got a shot for that. 293 00:10:26,346 --> 00:10:27,389 Can we hurry this up? 294 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:28,569 No, I'm look about your cousin Malaria. 295 00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:30,632 She's coming to pick you up, but she might have Rubella. 296 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:31,805 - What? - That's her daughter. 297 00:10:31,806 --> 00:10:34,022 But make room in the car because she could have diphtheria. 298 00:10:34,023 --> 00:10:34,837 Who's diphtheria? 299 00:10:34,838 --> 00:10:36,784 Ay, Manny, diphtheria is a disease. 300 00:10:36,785 --> 00:10:38,996 That's why I want you to be apart from her in the car. 301 00:10:38,997 --> 00:10:40,874 Okay, let's go. Gloria, better say goodbye here. 302 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,298 He's got to hurry to get through security. 303 00:10:42,299 --> 00:10:43,983 - But there's no line. - For now. 304 00:10:43,984 --> 00:10:46,022 A senior tour bus just pulled up. 305 00:10:46,023 --> 00:10:47,763 You know how much private wanding that is? 306 00:10:47,764 --> 00:10:49,510 Half their skeletons are metal. 307 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,725 Ay, Manny, please. Call me as soon as you land. 308 00:10:53,307 --> 00:10:55,083 - I'll miss you. - And we're walking. 309 00:10:55,669 --> 00:10:57,248 I love you! 310 00:10:58,145 --> 00:10:59,153 - Wait. - No. Up! 311 00:10:59,154 --> 00:11:00,415 I forgot to give mom this card I wrote. 312 00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:01,763 Uh, no, no, no. I'll handle it. 313 00:11:01,764 --> 00:11:03,700 Safe trip, buddy. Safe trip. 314 00:11:04,432 --> 00:11:05,300 We're out of here. 315 00:11:05,301 --> 00:11:07,480 No, let's wait until he gets to the top. 316 00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:12,763 Who wants ice cream? Huh? 317 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,329 What if he never comes back? 318 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:18,271 Oh, honey, no one ever leaves home and doesn't come back. 319 00:11:18,295 --> 00:11:19,370 I did. 320 00:11:22,252 --> 00:11:23,341 Hey, honey. 321 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:26,848 I've been mulling over your Sacramento decision. 322 00:11:26,849 --> 00:11:27,657 It wasn't exactly my -- 323 00:11:27,658 --> 00:11:29,453 of course I want my baby girl close, 324 00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:31,269 but I got to get used to you leaving. 325 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:34,308 Because college -- and knowing you, a great college -- 326 00:11:34,309 --> 00:11:35,508 is right around the corner. 327 00:11:35,509 --> 00:11:36,594 Am I right? 328 00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:39,574 Now, habitat will look good on an application, 329 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,817 but does Sacramento really move the needle? 330 00:11:42,311 --> 00:11:43,860 I have another place in mind. 331 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,321 Little hint -- it starts with an "el." 332 00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:48,554 El Salvador? Are you serious? 333 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:50,195 They have an unstable government 334 00:11:50,196 --> 00:11:51,765 and -- and earthquakes. 335 00:11:51,766 --> 00:11:54,013 Boats. Looks like there's a h-hill. 336 00:11:54,442 --> 00:11:56,300 I'm just saying, you don't push yourself at this stage, 337 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:58,076 you wind up at a second-tier college. 338 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,900 Soon you've lost all your ambition. 339 00:12:00,056 --> 00:12:01,454 You're just drifting through life, 340 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,966 hoping someone offers you an "M-R-S" degree. 341 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,479 Is that who you want to be? 342 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,349 Hey, princess. Second breakfast? 343 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:16,246 Fun. 344 00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:18,983 So, big beach trip coming up, huh? 345 00:12:18,984 --> 00:12:19,749 Yeah. 346 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,507 Can't get better than late July, 347 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,736 - unless it's early aug-- - Save it, dad. 348 00:12:22,737 --> 00:12:24,441 I know you and mom want the house to yourselves. 349 00:12:24,442 --> 00:12:24,969 Nope. 350 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:27,106 I'm the last piece of the puzzle, right? 351 00:12:27,107 --> 00:12:28,335 What's it worth to you? 352 00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:29,417 Fine. 353 00:12:29,977 --> 00:12:32,038 How about I pay for gas and two dinners? 354 00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:33,788 Mnh-mnh. Gas, 355 00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:36,211 all dinners, groceries, two new bathing suits, 356 00:12:36,212 --> 00:12:37,747 - a boogie board, one of those -- - Are you crazy? 357 00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:39,818 - No. I'm also not done. - Yes, you are done. 358 00:12:39,819 --> 00:12:40,627 You know why? 359 00:12:40,628 --> 00:12:42,508 You know another way this shakes out? You don't go. 360 00:12:42,509 --> 00:12:44,212 That's right. Overplay your hand, I pull the plug, 361 00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:46,328 you blow your last chance for a good time with your friends. 362 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:47,762 Word gets out that you're not cool. 363 00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:48,870 Then school starts. 364 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:50,709 You end up with your nose in a book all year. 365 00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:54,148 No friends, no dates, not caring how you look. 366 00:12:56,613 --> 00:12:58,001 Is that who you want to be? 367 00:13:03,489 --> 00:13:05,516 Turns out Mitchell really had forgotten his wallet, 368 00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:07,880 so proposing wasn't even on his radar. 369 00:13:07,897 --> 00:13:09,785 My plan was bulletproof. 370 00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:11,312 He was gonna be as blindsided 371 00:13:11,313 --> 00:13:13,254 as the fattest hog on founder's day, 372 00:13:13,255 --> 00:13:14,057 and I was... 373 00:13:14,058 --> 00:13:17,104 Pretty darn proud of myself. 374 00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:19,431 I had the ideal proposal. 375 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,120 Cam once told me that all he wanted 376 00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:24,274 was someone to sit in a rocking chair and grow old with. 377 00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:25,719 So while we're at dinner, 378 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,473 Claire is setting up two rocking chairs 379 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,046 next to the fireplace, with a bottle of champagne. 380 00:13:30,249 --> 00:13:32,371 Ohh. He is going to... 381 00:13:32,372 --> 00:13:34,841 Squeal like a berkshire white in a four-man pig toss. 382 00:13:34,842 --> 00:13:36,989 Gosh durn it, I miss founder's day. 383 00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:39,616 This is a little bit fancy for just a quick bite. 384 00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:40,983 Well, who knows if they can even get us in? 385 00:13:40,984 --> 00:13:41,952 Let me check. 386 00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:43,884 Reservation for Tucker. 387 00:13:43,885 --> 00:13:45,513 Is everything set up with the table? 388 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,473 Yeah. 389 00:13:49,243 --> 00:13:51,308 The restaurant where we had our first date, 390 00:13:51,391 --> 00:13:54,009 the sunset lighting that Cam loves... 391 00:13:54,549 --> 00:13:55,802 He was going to propose. 392 00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:57,833 I-I-I was so touched, 393 00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,901 but at the same time, he was ruining the one chance I had 394 00:14:00,902 --> 00:14:02,180 for romantic redemption. 395 00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:03,686 Oh, I'm feeling really queasy, Cam. 396 00:14:03,687 --> 00:14:05,461 No, no, no. You'll be okay once we sit down. 397 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:06,979 I think I need to go home. Sorry. 398 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,375 Oh! S-- excuse me. Sorry. 399 00:14:08,376 --> 00:14:10,408 No, no, no. We'll get you some ginger ale, some crackers. 400 00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:11,731 Mnh-mnh. I'm -- I got to run to the restroom. 401 00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:12,934 You -- you grab the car. 402 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,224 Well, you'll feel better after you throw up. 403 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,953 Okay, new plan. We're coming back early. 404 00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:20,837 Is everything set up? 405 00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:22,683 You said two hours. We haven't even left yet. 406 00:14:22,684 --> 00:14:24,564 - Well, hurry! - Just stall. 407 00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:27,057 Tell him that... Haley had a hemorrhage, 408 00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:28,715 and you're her blood type, 409 00:14:28,716 --> 00:14:31,114 - so you h-- - I'm not doing that, you ghoul. 410 00:14:31,115 --> 00:14:32,892 Just get back to the house and -- 411 00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:34,726 - Gloria. - Cam, how did it go? 412 00:14:34,727 --> 00:14:37,166 - Did he-- - It didn't happen. I have to go with the backup plan. 413 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,488 Fortunately, I had an alternate proposal scenario 414 00:14:39,489 --> 00:14:41,056 in case there was a problem. 415 00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:44,035 Jay and Gloria were babysitting, so I asked them to re-create 416 00:14:44,036 --> 00:14:45,487 the picnic under the stars we had 417 00:14:45,488 --> 00:14:47,511 the night we moved in to our first apartment. 418 00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,535 Mitchell would take one look and... 419 00:14:49,536 --> 00:14:51,886 Sob like a Tony winner. 420 00:14:57,316 --> 00:14:59,064 I got the picnic basket. 421 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,938 But you know what is going to be hard to find? 422 00:15:00,939 --> 00:15:02,370 My interest in this whole damn thing? 423 00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:04,621 No, the blue-and-white tablecloth. 424 00:15:04,622 --> 00:15:07,123 Here it is. It was in the occasions closet. 425 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:08,934 They keep their tools in a pillowcase, 426 00:15:08,935 --> 00:15:10,980 but they have an occasions closet? 427 00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:13,141 What are you guys doing here? 428 00:15:13,142 --> 00:15:15,255 Oh. Cam is going to propose to Mitch, 429 00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:17,274 so we're here to help him set it up. 430 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:18,772 - At is coconuts! - Oh. 431 00:15:18,773 --> 00:15:21,384 Mitchell asked us to do the same thing for him. 432 00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:22,807 Well, that just makes me want to stay 433 00:15:22,808 --> 00:15:24,222 and see how this whole thing works out. 434 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,083 Oh, we can. Let's set it up and then we'll hide somewhere. 435 00:15:26,084 --> 00:15:27,543 Ay, yes, in the occasion closet. 436 00:15:27,544 --> 00:15:29,338 No. We do what they asked and leave. 437 00:15:29,339 --> 00:15:30,745 We never had these problems. 438 00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:33,396 This is what happens when they let men marry men. 439 00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:37,274 That cannot be a coincidence. 440 00:15:38,841 --> 00:15:39,753 Sorry about the detour. 441 00:15:39,754 --> 00:15:42,092 I was just worried about the pileup on the 405. 442 00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:44,266 Oh, take your time. The drive's actually soothing me. 443 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:45,628 Oh! Oh, my gosh! 444 00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:46,625 - Oh! - What -- what was that? 445 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,827 Oh. I think it's a blown tire. It's okay. 446 00:15:48,828 --> 00:15:50,713 Well, I know there's a spare. Do -- do we have the tools? 447 00:15:50,714 --> 00:15:53,231 - Yeah, yeah. They're in the pillowcase in the trunk. - Right. 448 00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:55,778 Why do you have to be so grouchy? 449 00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:57,928 We're giving them a beautiful story. 450 00:15:57,938 --> 00:15:59,829 Everybody deserves one. 451 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,327 I'm an idiot. 452 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,652 Oh, you're not an idiot. You're not as romantic as some -- 453 00:16:03,653 --> 00:16:05,601 These things peel off on the back, 454 00:16:05,602 --> 00:16:06,893 and I've been gluing 'em. 455 00:16:06,894 --> 00:16:09,974 Why do I even bother? You don't care about this stuff. 456 00:16:09,995 --> 00:16:11,324 What's that supposed to mean? 457 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:12,769 Yeah, like when you proposed to me. 458 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:14,632 "Hey, Manny, hand me that thing." 459 00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:15,605 That's my whole story. 460 00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:18,475 Hang on. That wasn't my fault. I had something big planned. 461 00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,028 You asked him for the ring. 462 00:16:20,029 --> 00:16:22,491 I was asking for the remote. He jumped the gun. 463 00:16:22,492 --> 00:16:23,971 He was supposed to give me the ring 464 00:16:23,972 --> 00:16:25,826 later that night at the restaurant. 465 00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:28,045 The waiter was gonna come by and offer coffee. 466 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,174 I was gonna say, "no, thank you. It'll keep me up, 467 00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:31,981 "and lately, I've been loving my dreams, 468 00:16:31,982 --> 00:16:34,723 and there's one in particular I hope comes true." 469 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,158 Manny gives me the ring. 470 00:16:36,159 --> 00:16:37,229 I say, "Gloria --" 471 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,569 Yes, Jay! Yes, I marry you! 472 00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:43,528 I love my new story. 473 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,449 Little heads-up -- there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding. 474 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,013 Phil, you cried on the way here. 475 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:52,982 I was on the brink already. 476 00:16:53,435 --> 00:16:55,439 I watched "Dirty dancing" before we left. 477 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,582 Yeah. 478 00:16:58,355 --> 00:16:59,581 Text from my dad. 479 00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:00,659 Oh, no. 480 00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:03,178 He wants me to come visit him for a couple of days, 481 00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:05,039 but it's right in the middle of our kid-free week. 482 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,002 Oh, that's too bad. I guess you could take two days. 483 00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,179 I may have mentioned to Frank 484 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,566 that Phil might be available that week. 485 00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:14,510 The only thing better than a kid-free week 486 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:17,669 is a couple of days carved out just for mama. 487 00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:20,339 Perfect. 488 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,202 Yeah. 489 00:17:23,429 --> 00:17:25,527 Hey, you remember the day I oposed to you? 490 00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:26,677 Of course I do. 491 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,516 I don't remember the exact date, but, yes. 492 00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:30,686 March 19, 1994. 493 00:17:30,687 --> 00:17:31,934 Oh. Yeah. 494 00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:34,084 I was in such a bad mood that afternoon. 495 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:36,381 I was on day two of a St. Patrick's hangover. 496 00:17:36,382 --> 00:17:38,029 I don't remember that. 497 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,964 I just remember how crazy in love I was. 498 00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:43,094 I couldn't wait to ask you. 499 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:46,499 I even ran a red light on the way to pick you up. 500 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,299 I still have the ticket. 501 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,975 No, you don't. Why would you say something like that? 502 00:17:50,976 --> 00:17:53,287 Are you kidding me? I was racing to my life. 503 00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:55,527 It's in a box at my dad's with a bunch of other stuff -- 504 00:17:55,702 --> 00:17:58,536 the program from that concert where I met you... 505 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:02,353 ...the matchbook with the fake number on it you gave me... 506 00:18:02,596 --> 00:18:05,468 the souvenir goblet from our first date. 507 00:18:05,974 --> 00:18:10,128 You really think I'd throw away all those beautiful memories... 508 00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:11,177 ...Milady? 509 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,420 I haven't seen that stuff for a long time. 510 00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:19,015 I got to dig it out when I see my dad. 511 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,966 Okay, stop. Sorry. 512 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:21,700 What? 513 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,989 I told your dad to call you 514 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:26,989 because I wanted some time for myself. 515 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:31,637 Yeah, couple of days away from my perfect, romantic husband, 516 00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:32,665 who is far too good 517 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:36,445 for this cold-hearted, bloodless wife-bot. 518 00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:38,589 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 519 00:18:38,592 --> 00:18:40,080 You have blood. 520 00:18:40,081 --> 00:18:42,615 Honey, I just put the chairs in front of the fireplace. 521 00:18:42,616 --> 00:18:44,122 You made it romantic. 522 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,374 Mitchell's right. I'm a ghoul. 523 00:18:46,589 --> 00:18:47,474 Come here. 524 00:18:50,321 --> 00:18:52,253 You're romantic, too, in your own funny way. 525 00:18:52,254 --> 00:18:54,070 - We're just different. - Mm. 526 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,592 So what if I'm more sentimental? 527 00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:58,452 Ugh. My mom. 528 00:18:58,453 --> 00:19:00,650 I mean, sure... 529 00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:02,361 Marriage needs romance. 530 00:19:02,362 --> 00:19:03,793 You know what it also needs? 531 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,493 "Spoke to Phil, and he suggested --" 532 00:19:06,494 --> 00:19:07,921 Forgiveness. 533 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,692 Okay. Spare, please. 534 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,076 Yes, doctor. 535 00:19:14,727 --> 00:19:16,306 I can't believe this has happened to us so many times, 536 00:19:16,307 --> 00:19:17,433 we actually have a system. 537 00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:19,233 Oh, I know. You've come a long way 538 00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:20,930 from the first time you ever saw a jack. 539 00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,909 - Remember, you couldn't believe -- - I'm sorry. This is amazing. 540 00:19:23,048 --> 00:19:24,696 I am lifting a car right now. 541 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,527 I am the strongest man in the world. 542 00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:28,949 Oh, do you remember that time in Yosemite 543 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,662 when it was snowing so bad? 544 00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:32,330 Yeah. What was that, like six years ago? 545 00:19:32,331 --> 00:19:33,563 Oh, gosh. No, it was before Lily, 546 00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:35,921 so it was at least seven or eight. 547 00:19:36,524 --> 00:19:38,819 God, it is -- it's going by so fast. 548 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,835 Yeah. You're telling me. 549 00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,412 You know, it's a different world down there 550 00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:47,213 than it was 24 hours ago. 551 00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:49,716 Cam, tire. Tire! 552 00:19:49,717 --> 00:19:51,742 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my -- oh, my God. 553 00:19:51,743 --> 00:19:52,718 Oh, my God! 554 00:19:54,181 --> 00:19:55,064 It's gonna be a different world 555 00:19:55,065 --> 00:19:56,763 for the people in that yellow house. 556 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,288 This is not at all how I saw the evening going. 557 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,219 Ohh. 558 00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:06,719 Honey, you have no idea. 559 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,299 Do you remember our first apartment? 560 00:20:11,387 --> 00:20:13,784 Yes. What -- what made you think of that? 561 00:20:13,785 --> 00:20:15,233 I don't know. 562 00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:17,424 The stars. 563 00:20:19,204 --> 00:20:21,548 All right. Come on. Let's do this. 564 00:20:21,549 --> 00:20:22,456 Yeah. 565 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:36,862 - Yes. - Yes. 566 00:20:41,729 --> 00:20:44,165 Hey, there, you with the stars on your thighs. 567 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,974 Huh? It's an old song. I thought I would... 568 00:20:47,532 --> 00:20:49,077 Eh, why do I bother? 569 00:20:50,036 --> 00:20:51,743 - What is this? - Oh. Oh, that's from Manny. 570 00:20:51,744 --> 00:20:54,498 I was hoping to wait and give it to you in a couple of days. 571 00:20:54,499 --> 00:20:57,758 But, uh, just remember that he's fine. 572 00:20:57,812 --> 00:21:00,032 He's only a plane ride away. 573 00:21:00,414 --> 00:21:01,378 Nice. 574 00:21:01,592 --> 00:21:02,912 I'm going to wash my face. 575 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:03,920 Okay. 576 00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:07,278 I hope that my cousins don't take him riding the horses 577 00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:09,000 or shooting the guns. 578 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:12,275 I know that he's almost a man, but... 579 00:21:15,202 --> 00:21:16,159 Jay? 580 00:21:16,246 --> 00:21:18,074 "Make sure you take care of Jay. 581 00:21:18,491 --> 00:21:21,265 "Please call me after his checkup on Thursday. 582 00:21:21,952 --> 00:21:23,974 I'll miss you guys so much." 583 00:21:23,975 --> 00:21:25,128 Nice, huh? 584 00:21:25,129 --> 00:21:26,279 Nice? 585 00:21:27,644 --> 00:21:29,239 I'm gonna mail him his other robe. 586 00:21:31,871 --> 00:21:32,671 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 587 00:21:35,968 --> 00:21:38,080 Traditional "first day of school" pancakes. 588 00:21:38,081 --> 00:21:41,182 - Whipped-cream smile? - Dad, I'm in High School now. 589 00:21:41,183 --> 00:21:42,717 Just put it in my mouth. 590 00:21:43,159 --> 00:21:44,563 Okay, that's disgusting. Stop it. 591 00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,077 Hey, save some of that bossing people around 592 00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:47,505 for the office, lady. 593 00:21:48,332 --> 00:21:49,955 After a 20-year vacation, 594 00:21:49,956 --> 00:21:51,756 Claire is rejoining the work force. 595 00:21:51,757 --> 00:21:52,433 Not a vacation. 596 00:21:52,434 --> 00:21:55,513 But I am starting a job at my dad's closet company. 597 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,311 He's kind of grooming me to take over. 598 00:21:57,312 --> 00:21:58,724 I have a background in marketing. 599 00:21:58,725 --> 00:22:00,119 I'm so proud of her. 600 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,700 Oh, uh, speaking of marketing -- we're out of milk. 601 00:22:03,766 --> 00:22:05,074 I'm actually kind of nervous. 602 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:05,617 You're gonna be great. 603 00:22:05,618 --> 00:22:06,853 And remember, if you get into a jam, 604 00:22:06,854 --> 00:22:08,815 just do the impression I taught you. 605 00:22:08,816 --> 00:22:13,140 Hey. You can hang your clothes in me. 606 00:22:13,141 --> 00:22:14,871 Christopher walk-in closet. 607 00:22:15,173 --> 00:22:16,569 I'm not doing that. 608 00:22:16,655 --> 00:22:19,175 Okay, relax, mom. You're working for grandpa. 609 00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:20,172 It's not even a real job. 610 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,869 It's like that summer when I worked for dad. 611 00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:23,823 He was just trying to make me feel good about myself. 612 00:22:23,824 --> 00:22:25,007 He didn't really need my help. 613 00:22:25,008 --> 00:22:25,587 That's not true. 614 00:22:25,588 --> 00:22:27,595 I needed your help distributing all those fliers. 615 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,315 And I did. Wink, wink. 616 00:22:30,888 --> 00:22:32,731 How are you already doing homework? 617 00:22:32,732 --> 00:22:35,222 It's junior year. I have to get good grades. 618 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,575 Don't you know how competitive it is out there? 619 00:22:36,576 --> 00:22:37,860 Stop pressuring me! 620 00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:38,963 You know, this is what happens to kids 621 00:22:38,964 --> 00:22:40,450 when they're not sexually active. 622 00:22:40,451 --> 00:22:42,086 Don't you have some studying to do? 623 00:22:42,087 --> 00:22:43,435 Please, it's community college. 624 00:22:43,436 --> 00:22:45,419 They tell you to bring a glue stick. 625 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,393 Hello. 626 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:53,762 Yes, this is he -- him -- me. 627 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:54,929 Right the first time. 628 00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:55,976 I'll be right there. 629 00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:57,018 Mitchell, that was it. 630 00:22:57,019 --> 00:22:58,457 That was the call. I'm going in. 631 00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:01,331 Due to budget cuts, my position as middle-school music teacher 632 00:23:01,332 --> 00:23:02,384 has been eliminated, 633 00:23:02,385 --> 00:23:05,295 so I've been working as a high-school sub. 634 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,251 Ka-ching! 635 00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:09,027 I never know when I'll be summoned to swoop into action. 636 00:23:09,028 --> 00:23:10,562 I'm kind of like Batman. 637 00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:13,026 But except for a bat-signal, I get a phone call. 638 00:23:13,027 --> 00:23:14,966 Yeah, you found the one difference. 639 00:23:15,472 --> 00:23:16,656 I hate to miss her first day, 640 00:23:16,657 --> 00:23:18,489 but do you mind taking Lily to school? 641 00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:19,316 Oh, Cam, today? 642 00:23:19,317 --> 00:23:20,893 I got to prep for my meeting with Charlie. 643 00:23:20,894 --> 00:23:21,848 I only get him for an hour 644 00:23:21,849 --> 00:23:24,091 between his vacations in Aspen and Cabo. 645 00:23:24,092 --> 00:23:25,406 Okay, you need to confront him. 646 00:23:25,407 --> 00:23:27,357 And tell him his pathetic little midlife crisis 647 00:23:27,358 --> 00:23:30,067 is making it impossible for you to do your job. 648 00:23:30,068 --> 00:23:32,152 Because he responds so well to criticism. 649 00:23:32,153 --> 00:23:34,148 No, he'll fire me, and then we'll end up 650 00:23:34,149 --> 00:23:35,898 having to get married in your family's barn. 651 00:23:35,899 --> 00:23:37,218 Oh, well, we need to book that soon. 652 00:23:37,219 --> 00:23:38,473 Because spring is hoedown season, 653 00:23:38,474 --> 00:23:39,993 and then you get right into summer stock, so... 654 00:23:39,994 --> 00:23:40,604 I don't believe any of that. 655 00:23:40,605 --> 00:23:42,306 All right, if I'm gonna take Lily, I need to hurry. 656 00:23:42,307 --> 00:23:44,791 Lily, sweetheart, let's get you dressed. 657 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,407 Hey, I've been dressed for an hour. 658 00:23:46,408 --> 00:23:49,242 Come on, I can't be late. I'll fall behind. 659 00:23:49,243 --> 00:23:51,444 Sometimes I forget to factor in the Asian. 660 00:23:59,393 --> 00:24:02,893 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 661 00:24:05,088 --> 00:24:07,389 Buddy, I know a new school can be scary, 662 00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:08,482 so a little advice -- 663 00:24:08,483 --> 00:24:11,832 every time you meet someone new, pay them a compliment. 664 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:16,651 Hey. 665 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,596 Like, um, "I love your hair." 666 00:24:15,597 --> 00:24:18,706 "Awesome kicks." "You have a beautiful smile." 667 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,634 Okay, dad, I'll tell that big guy over there 668 00:24:20,635 --> 00:24:22,074 that he's got a beautiful smile. 669 00:24:22,075 --> 00:24:24,716 Fine. Skin, cheekbones, make it your own. 670 00:24:24,717 --> 00:24:27,346 Um, could you maybe not walk me all the way in? 671 00:24:27,347 --> 00:24:27,899 What? 672 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,844 - I've got it from here. - Oh. 673 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:32,815 Sure. Yeah. Okay. Give your dad a -- 674 00:24:33,546 --> 00:24:35,253 Off you go. Alex! 675 00:24:39,254 --> 00:24:40,086 Hey. 676 00:24:38,604 --> 00:24:40,291 Ay, Manny, why are you so quiet? 677 00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:42,984 Are you nervous because of your first day in High School? 678 00:24:42,985 --> 00:24:45,785 Mom, after spending a summer in Colombia, I'm a changed man. 679 00:24:45,786 --> 00:24:47,353 Oh, my God, what did you see?! 680 00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:49,900 Nothing, but I am an international jet-setter now. 681 00:24:49,901 --> 00:24:50,839 I'm sophisticated. 682 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,394 And you think that the girls are gonna pick up on this? 683 00:24:53,395 --> 00:24:55,633 If not, I still have my "unaccompanied minor" sign. 684 00:24:55,634 --> 00:24:57,062 Ay, I cannot believe 685 00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:59,697 that my little baby's going to the High School. 686 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,675 - Mom, stop. You're embarrassing me. - Ohh. 687 00:25:04,413 --> 00:25:07,231 It's my first day, too. I could use a hug. 688 00:25:11,232 --> 00:25:12,339 Go! 689 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,402 - Hey, Gloria. - Hi, Phil. 690 00:25:10,403 --> 00:25:11,997 First day of High School, huh? 691 00:25:12,174 --> 00:25:13,191 Is Manny excited? 692 00:25:13,192 --> 00:25:16,018 Ay, he was up at 5:00 in the morning, ironing. 693 00:25:16,019 --> 00:25:18,637 Oh. Ay, but he does that, too, when he's depressed, 694 00:25:18,638 --> 00:25:20,083 so now I don't know. 695 00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:21,422 How was Luke? 696 00:25:21,423 --> 00:25:23,934 Great. Yeah, he had a hard time saying goodbye. 697 00:25:23,935 --> 00:25:27,446 But, um, anyway, I think I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee. 698 00:25:27,724 --> 00:25:30,024 - Can I go with you? - Yeah. 699 00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:33,064 Dude, I'm kind of working something here. 700 00:25:36,647 --> 00:25:38,254 How many trucks would that take? 701 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:39,706 Uh-huh. Give me a minute, Fred. 702 00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:41,185 New girl just walked in. 703 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,523 That's disgusting. She's my daughter. 704 00:25:43,937 --> 00:25:45,879 Sweetheart, you look terrific. 705 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,578 Are you sure? 706 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,825 'Cause I have another blouse in -- in here. 707 00:25:48,826 --> 00:25:50,879 It's the only thing in here, that and a pair of glasses. 708 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,970 In case I need to read something or look smarter. 709 00:25:52,971 --> 00:25:53,996 Relax. 710 00:25:53,997 --> 00:25:55,071 - It's your first day. - Mm-hmm. 711 00:25:55,072 --> 00:25:57,963 Impossible to blow it. What are those? 712 00:25:57,964 --> 00:25:59,428 Oh, cookies -- I made them for the office. 713 00:25:59,429 --> 00:26:01,372 Huge mistake. Fred, two more seconds 714 00:26:01,373 --> 00:26:04,152 I got a situation here. Put the cookies down. 715 00:26:04,153 --> 00:26:05,872 - Why? - You're management. 716 00:26:05,873 --> 00:26:07,249 Makes you look desperate. 717 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,939 Makes you look like you want everyone to like you. 718 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:10,050 I do want everyone to like me. 719 00:26:10,051 --> 00:26:11,434 You want everyone to respect you. 720 00:26:11,435 --> 00:26:13,149 You got to be tough. Keep your distance. 721 00:26:13,150 --> 00:26:15,647 Well, maybe we are different kinds of managers. 722 00:26:15,648 --> 00:26:18,154 Yeah, I'm yours. Just leave the cookies. 723 00:26:20,365 --> 00:26:22,634 Look at you, my big first-grader. 724 00:26:22,635 --> 00:26:24,182 All right, I want you to make so many friends 725 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,429 and have so much fun. 726 00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:28,205 Got to go! I can't wait to learn! 727 00:26:28,206 --> 00:26:30,020 - Be careful! - What? 728 00:26:31,554 --> 00:26:32,520 Nothing. 729 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,372 Please do not be late. Let's go. Looking good. 730 00:26:39,373 --> 00:26:40,568 Uh, uh, Principal Brown? 731 00:26:40,569 --> 00:26:41,770 Yes. Hi. I'm Cameron Tucker. 732 00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:42,973 I was called in to sub today. 733 00:26:42,974 --> 00:26:45,249 Oh, yeah, you're in for Mrs. Hurley. Hello. 734 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:48,006 - Hello. - She has come down with a sudden case of rehab. 735 00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,133 - Oh. - So do a good job 736 00:26:49,134 --> 00:26:50,469 'cause this could be a permanent position. 737 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:52,213 Well, prepare to feel like an old denim vest. 738 00:26:52,214 --> 00:26:54,406 Because I'm about to "be-dazzling" you. 739 00:26:55,022 --> 00:26:56,999 I don't know what that means, but okay. 740 00:26:58,207 --> 00:26:59,331 So, what am I teaching? 741 00:26:59,332 --> 00:27:00,747 A.P. History. 742 00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:06,626 Oh. 743 00:27:02,868 --> 00:27:04,274 I desperately wanted that job. 744 00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:05,359 There was just one problem -- 745 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,722 I don't know much about history. 746 00:27:06,723 --> 00:27:08,007 Hmm. Do you know much biology? 747 00:27:08,008 --> 00:27:08,585 Not now, Mitchell. 748 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,828 What about your science book or the French you took? 749 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:11,705 You're lucky I love you. 750 00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:13,439 And I know that if you love me, too... 751 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,160 ♪ What a wonderful world this would be ♪ 752 00:27:16,161 --> 00:27:18,496 - I really was in a jam, though. - Yeah. 753 00:27:21,357 --> 00:27:23,504 My dad thinks that he can motivate his workers 754 00:27:23,505 --> 00:27:26,488 by being a cold, distant authority figure. 755 00:27:26,489 --> 00:27:30,371 Well, if his style is so effective, riddle me this -- 756 00:27:30,728 --> 00:27:32,356 why didn't I listen to him? 757 00:27:38,046 --> 00:27:38,928 Hey. 758 00:27:35,258 --> 00:27:37,008 Hi. Sorry. I'm Claire. 759 00:27:37,009 --> 00:27:39,849 It's my first day, so I thought I'd say hi. 760 00:27:39,850 --> 00:27:41,790 - Oh. Hey.- Hi. - Amazing. 761 00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:45,522 You guys are actually hanging out by the water cooler. 762 00:27:45,523 --> 00:27:48,324 I have xerostomia. It's chronic dry mouth. 763 00:27:48,325 --> 00:27:49,470 I'm -- I'm so sorry. 764 00:27:49,471 --> 00:27:53,203 I-I-I-I was just doin' a thang, you know, like... 765 00:27:54,319 --> 00:27:56,365 Anyway, um... 766 00:27:56,482 --> 00:27:59,804 My door's always open... to everyone. 767 00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:01,213 That's Pritchett's daughter. 768 00:28:01,804 --> 00:28:04,237 Um, yeah, but I don't want you to think of me like that. 769 00:28:04,238 --> 00:28:07,554 I'm -- I'm a friend. I'm a colleague. 770 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:08,516 I'm just like you. 771 00:28:08,517 --> 00:28:11,579 I'm Claire, you know -- worker bee, just... 772 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:17,204 Great to meet you. 773 00:28:17,205 --> 00:28:19,591 Sorry to interrupt, and see you around. 774 00:28:20,272 --> 00:28:22,937 I do -- I got to do this one. 775 00:28:23,014 --> 00:28:23,991 Who am I? 776 00:28:25,715 --> 00:28:28,356 You can hang your clothes in me. 777 00:28:28,357 --> 00:28:30,393 Christopher walk-in closet. 778 00:28:38,543 --> 00:28:39,530 What is this? 779 00:28:39,829 --> 00:28:42,260 Oh, sorry, folks. It's closed. We're shooting a commercial. 780 00:28:42,261 --> 00:28:43,472 So annoying. 781 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,080 Listen, we just want to get a cup of coffee. 782 00:28:45,081 --> 00:28:47,009 Actually, we're short a couple of extras. 783 00:28:47,010 --> 00:28:49,471 How would you two like to be in it? 784 00:28:49,518 --> 00:28:51,502 - Yes! - That sounds amazing. 785 00:28:51,557 --> 00:28:53,770 Hey, um, I see a couple of old people. 786 00:28:53,771 --> 00:28:55,803 This isn't one of those catheter commercials, is it? 787 00:28:55,804 --> 00:28:56,971 'Cause if it gets too descriptive, 788 00:28:56,972 --> 00:28:58,219 I'm gonna squirm. 789 00:28:58,234 --> 00:28:59,803 I just did it to myself. 790 00:29:01,222 --> 00:29:02,848 I did my best to cram for my lecture. 791 00:29:02,849 --> 00:29:04,735 On the revolutionary war, but, ugh. 792 00:29:05,281 --> 00:29:08,282 All those names and dates -- it's all so dry. 793 00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:10,226 Where's the drama? 794 00:29:15,819 --> 00:29:16,710 Good morrow! 795 00:29:16,913 --> 00:29:17,571 Oh, boy. 796 00:29:17,572 --> 00:29:21,101 Oh, what is all this strange garb you adorn? 797 00:29:21,102 --> 00:29:24,363 Are you trappers from the Canadian provinces? 798 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:26,636 Are you here to sell your beavers? 799 00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:27,988 Who are you? 800 00:29:27,989 --> 00:29:30,399 The 64-pence question. 801 00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:35,213 I crossed the Delaware during the revolutionary war. 802 00:29:35,361 --> 00:29:39,909 I spent a brutal winter in valley forge. 803 00:29:39,939 --> 00:29:40,888 Who am I? 804 00:29:41,397 --> 00:29:42,696 I-I have no idea. 805 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:44,569 I-I swear I don't know who this man is. 806 00:29:44,570 --> 00:29:47,915 I'm George Washington, of course. 807 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:50,037 Our syllabus says we're supposed to cover native Americans 808 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,529 on the Eve of colonization. 809 00:29:51,530 --> 00:29:54,714 Yes. Native Americans. Indians! 810 00:29:54,715 --> 00:29:56,790 A majestic, peaceful people, 811 00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:59,997 who lived off the land and cried when they saw litter. 812 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:02,471 The textbook says many tribes were often at war, 813 00:30:02,472 --> 00:30:03,779 with allegiances shifting all of the ti-- 814 00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:05,078 Shifting all the time! 815 00:30:06,071 --> 00:30:09,575 So, were the Indians friends with the colonists or not? 816 00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:10,603 Ah! Yes. 817 00:30:10,604 --> 00:30:12,344 I know one Indian who was friends 818 00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:15,613 with a construction worker, biker, and traffic cop. 819 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,549 Uh, do y-- nothing? 820 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:18,608 Seriously, nothing? 821 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:21,087 Okay, your parents are gonna love that joke. 822 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,767 Okay, Pritchett, I'm here. You got a half-hour. 823 00:30:25,768 --> 00:30:28,075 I have my helicopter standing by on the roof. 824 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,194 Is it even built for that? 825 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,029 No. That's why you only have a half-hour. 826 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:32,340 Well, I'm not sure that's gonna be enough time. 827 00:30:32,341 --> 00:30:33,182 We have a ton to cover. 828 00:30:33,183 --> 00:30:35,324 We need to talk about new lease agreements 829 00:30:35,325 --> 00:30:36,639 and the workers' comp package. 830 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,329 29 minutes. I think I hear creaking. 831 00:30:39,678 --> 00:30:42,275 - Daddy, I'm bored. - Whoa. 832 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:43,384 Me, too. 833 00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:45,486 This is why I shouldn't come into work between vacations. 834 00:30:45,487 --> 00:30:46,645 Why don't you sit at Natalie's desk 835 00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:48,630 and pretend to be my assistant, sweetie? 836 00:30:48,637 --> 00:30:51,685 Sorry about that. My niece is coming to pick her up. 837 00:30:51,686 --> 00:30:53,940 Lily had an incident at school today where she -- 838 00:30:53,941 --> 00:30:56,124 Hey, Pritchett, you're not some hot single mom 839 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:56,967 I'm trying to seduce, 840 00:30:56,968 --> 00:30:58,364 so I don't need to hear about your kid. 841 00:30:58,365 --> 00:31:00,344 Fair enough. So, lease agreements. 842 00:31:00,345 --> 00:31:03,608 Okay, I'm getting some push-back on the Miami location. 843 00:31:03,609 --> 00:31:06,747 Mr. Pritchett, I have a Haley here to see you. 844 00:31:06,838 --> 00:31:07,645 Oh. Okay. 845 00:31:07,646 --> 00:31:09,544 - Hi. - Hi, sweetheart. 846 00:31:09,545 --> 00:31:11,307 I'm in the middle of a meeting with my boss, 847 00:31:11,308 --> 00:31:13,121 but thank you so much for helping me out. 848 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:13,870 No problem. 849 00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:15,294 My last class is a pass/fail. 850 00:31:15,295 --> 00:31:17,717 And it's community college, so it's pass. 851 00:31:17,718 --> 00:31:19,942 Hi. Charlie Bingham. 852 00:31:19,943 --> 00:31:21,501 Wow. Look at your eyes. 853 00:31:21,502 --> 00:31:23,075 Oh. I-I can't. 854 00:31:24,853 --> 00:31:25,986 I like you. 855 00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:27,443 What do you think of these pants? 856 00:31:27,444 --> 00:31:28,768 It's part of our new collection. 857 00:31:28,769 --> 00:31:30,756 It's, uh, a lot of zippers. 858 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:31,531 It's too many, right? 859 00:31:31,532 --> 00:31:33,986 And they poke into my thigh when I'm in my helicopter. 860 00:31:33,987 --> 00:31:35,620 'Cause I have a helicopter. It's not a big deal. 861 00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:36,930 Okay, so, anyway, thank you. 862 00:31:36,931 --> 00:31:38,640 You seem to know a lot about fashion. 863 00:31:38,641 --> 00:31:40,505 I'd like to get your opinion on a few things. 864 00:31:40,506 --> 00:31:41,543 - Sure. - Yeah? 865 00:31:41,544 --> 00:31:44,263 - Yeah. - Actually, no, she -- she needs to stay and watch Lily. 866 00:31:44,264 --> 00:31:45,555 Yeah, you can do that. 867 00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:47,938 Hey, princess. Hey. 868 00:31:48,144 --> 00:31:49,250 I love kids. 869 00:31:51,698 --> 00:31:53,265 Daddy's office. 870 00:31:54,449 --> 00:31:56,817 You sound like a little girl. 871 00:32:00,088 --> 00:32:01,141 Hey, you wanted to see me? 872 00:32:01,142 --> 00:32:02,923 Thanks for "bzzzing" by. 873 00:32:02,924 --> 00:32:04,633 I hope you weren't in the middle of a "thang." 874 00:32:04,634 --> 00:32:06,667 Okay, that did get a little away from me. 875 00:32:06,668 --> 00:32:09,038 But to be fair, I broke the ice. 876 00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:10,553 Everybody thinks you're a dummy. 877 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,268 Not everybody. No, as a matter of fact, 878 00:32:12,269 --> 00:32:14,228 one of the guys in the break room asked me to lunch. 879 00:32:14,229 --> 00:32:15,449 - Don't say Todd. - His name is Todd. 880 00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:16,038 Oh, no. 881 00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:17,870 You cannot go to lunch with Todd. 882 00:32:17,871 --> 00:32:18,429 Why not? 883 00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:20,567 You can't be associated with him. 884 00:32:20,568 --> 00:32:22,988 Up until an hour ago, he was the office weirdo. 885 00:32:22,989 --> 00:32:24,114 But he was nice to me, 886 00:32:24,115 --> 00:32:25,315 and he helped me set up my computer. 887 00:32:25,316 --> 00:32:27,753 Yeah, that's his job. For now. 888 00:32:27,754 --> 00:32:28,585 What does that mean? 889 00:32:28,586 --> 00:32:30,650 I'm firing him as soon as I can find an I.T. guy 890 00:32:30,651 --> 00:32:33,733 who shows up on time and doesn't creep out the office. 891 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:36,055 I can't cancel on the one person who was nice to me. 892 00:32:36,056 --> 00:32:37,792 You can, but you won't, 'cause you're the type of person 893 00:32:37,793 --> 00:32:39,723 who brings cookies to the office. 894 00:32:39,726 --> 00:32:40,335 Where are they? 895 00:32:40,336 --> 00:32:41,732 Okay, we're done here. 896 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:45,503 Okay, folks, you're just having a normal conversation, 897 00:32:45,504 --> 00:32:47,241 a typical day in a coffee shop, all right? 898 00:32:47,242 --> 00:32:48,401 Roger that. 899 00:32:49,504 --> 00:32:50,730 Here we go, guys. 900 00:32:50,731 --> 00:32:54,454 And... action! 901 00:32:54,609 --> 00:32:55,839 How have you been, Roy? 902 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,731 Ah, a little down. 903 00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,668 Helen and I really miss the kids, 904 00:32:59,669 --> 00:33:02,252 but we just can't afford to visit them right now. 905 00:33:02,253 --> 00:33:05,000 - Have you considered a reverse mortgage? - What's that? 906 00:33:05,001 --> 00:33:07,301 - Well, you have equity in your home, right? - Mmm, this coffee is delicious! 907 00:33:07,302 --> 00:33:09,924 All right, you two in the back, we can hear you, 908 00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:11,175 so just mime your conversation. 909 00:33:11,176 --> 00:33:12,456 Mime -- mime -- I knew that. 910 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:14,063 I was already doing that, so just follow my lead. 911 00:33:14,064 --> 00:33:15,492 Okay, sorry, sorry. We'll do it again. 912 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,782 But everything else is okay? 913 00:33:18,407 --> 00:33:19,751 You haven't done anything else. 914 00:33:19,752 --> 00:33:22,458 - So, yeah? - Back to one, guys. 915 00:33:23,256 --> 00:33:24,190 Action. 916 00:33:24,631 --> 00:33:25,938 How have you been, Roy? 917 00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:27,614 Ah, a little down. 918 00:33:27,615 --> 00:33:29,170 Helen and I really miss the kids, 919 00:33:29,171 --> 00:33:31,502 but we just can't afford to visit them right now. 920 00:33:31,503 --> 00:33:33,453 Have you considered a reverse mortgage? 921 00:33:33,454 --> 00:33:34,471 What's that? 922 00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:36,354 Well, you have equity in your home, right? 923 00:33:36,355 --> 00:33:37,572 - Sure, we do. - What are they doing? 924 00:33:37,573 --> 00:33:39,246 Is she answering an imaginary phone? 925 00:33:39,247 --> 00:33:40,149 But you still get to live there. 926 00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:41,690 Oh, that sounds too good to be true. 927 00:33:41,691 --> 00:33:42,977 Don't take my word for it. 928 00:33:42,978 --> 00:33:44,889 Here's Henry Winkler to tell you more. 929 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:45,874 Okay, cut. 930 00:33:47,388 --> 00:33:48,610 Couple in the back. 931 00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:50,982 Yep. No, I know. I know. Bigger? 932 00:33:51,866 --> 00:33:53,498 The native Americans and the settlers. 933 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:57,117 Had two completely different ideas of land ownership. 934 00:33:57,118 --> 00:34:00,549 Eventually, these differences would lead to war. 935 00:34:01,283 --> 00:34:03,770 Oh. Look, goose bumps. 936 00:34:05,525 --> 00:34:08,672 Okay, yes. Uh, class dismissed. 937 00:34:10,412 --> 00:34:11,086 We did it! 938 00:34:11,087 --> 00:34:14,032 Thank you so much for stepping in. Oh, and I promise, 939 00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:16,394 tomorrow, I will do my best to be more prepared. 940 00:34:16,395 --> 00:34:18,170 Tomorrow? Why won't Mrs. Hurley be back? 941 00:34:18,171 --> 00:34:19,816 Well, I don't want to be indelicate, 942 00:34:19,817 --> 00:34:22,643 but the good news is, is I might be your permanent teacher. 943 00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:25,065 - I don't want you to be my permanent teacher. - Oh, what? 944 00:34:25,066 --> 00:34:26,532 You'd rather have a raging alcoholic? 945 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:27,298 Listen to me. 946 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:29,738 I've worked nonstop to build the perfect academic record, 947 00:34:29,739 --> 00:34:31,530 and I'm not going to let you screw it up now. 948 00:34:31,531 --> 00:34:35,680 I have an P.P. test in 160 days, and I need to ace it. 949 00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:37,787 Can you get me there or not? 950 00:34:38,417 --> 00:34:41,334 I can rally like the brave men of the Alamo. 951 00:34:41,335 --> 00:34:43,338 You do realize that all the men of the Alamo died? 952 00:34:43,339 --> 00:34:44,135 They all died! 953 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,712 Ruthie's older, so she thinks she's the boss. 954 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:53,420 - Mm-hmm. - But for a little guy, Stu holds his own. 955 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:54,876 They can be a handful. 956 00:34:54,877 --> 00:34:58,226 But, God, they make me laugh so hard, you know? 957 00:34:58,227 --> 00:35:01,362 Wow. I did not know you could even tell the gender of a turtle. 958 00:35:01,363 --> 00:35:01,995 Oh, yeah. 959 00:35:01,996 --> 00:35:05,278 It's called "sexing the turtle," and it's an eight-step process. 960 00:35:05,279 --> 00:35:07,258 Now, let's pretend your hand is a turtle. 961 00:35:07,259 --> 00:35:08,535 - Okay. - What you do is you flip it over. 962 00:35:08,536 --> 00:35:10,361 - Mm-hmm. - And then you have to look right into -- 963 00:35:10,362 --> 00:35:12,622 Oh, okay. I get it. I get it. I think I get it. 964 00:35:12,623 --> 00:35:14,545 Oh. I know. I'm droning on, aren't I? 965 00:35:15,003 --> 00:35:16,975 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... 966 00:35:16,976 --> 00:35:18,886 - Please, stop. Please stop! - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 967 00:35:18,887 --> 00:35:19,786 You're not. You're not. 968 00:35:19,787 --> 00:35:21,906 I am. But enough about my family. 969 00:35:21,907 --> 00:35:22,863 Tell me about yours. 970 00:35:22,864 --> 00:35:25,069 All right, well, my husband Phil's a realtor. 971 00:35:25,070 --> 00:35:26,906 That's funny. I'm buying a house. 972 00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:28,289 Why? When? 973 00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:30,274 Actually, we have the final walk-through today, 974 00:35:30,275 --> 00:35:31,541 sign the papers tomorrow. 975 00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:34,260 Hmm. Th-that's a really big deal, Todd. 976 00:35:34,261 --> 00:35:36,479 Yeah, and it's a bit of a stretch for us, too, 977 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,758 but, uh, no, the time is right. 978 00:35:38,759 --> 00:35:39,884 We're just -- we're gonna do it. 979 00:35:39,885 --> 00:35:42,413 "We" is you and the turtles? 980 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,550 No, me and my wife. 981 00:35:44,857 --> 00:35:45,591 A w-- I'm sorry. 982 00:35:45,592 --> 00:35:46,852 You didn't mention your wife. That's great. 983 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:50,192 I bet she's got a big, fancy, high-paying job, right? 984 00:35:50,193 --> 00:35:51,799 Uh, she's getting her master's. 985 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,404 - In? - Latin. 986 00:35:54,181 --> 00:35:55,794 Oh, Todd. 987 00:35:57,267 --> 00:36:00,967 This may not be the best time to buy a house. 988 00:36:00,968 --> 00:36:03,051 I hate to be the one to break this to you -- 989 00:36:03,052 --> 00:36:04,378 Oh. No, no, no, no, I got this. 990 00:36:05,082 --> 00:36:06,295 No, you don't. 991 00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:09,850 Stand by, everyone. 992 00:36:11,158 --> 00:36:13,265 I really felt like I nailed that last one. 993 00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:15,018 I still feel so stiff. 994 00:36:15,019 --> 00:36:17,146 I don't know what to pretend saying. 995 00:36:17,147 --> 00:36:19,781 You're thinking too much. Just draw from your own life. 996 00:36:19,782 --> 00:36:21,463 Like, how was your day today? 997 00:36:21,464 --> 00:36:24,728 Lousy. My own son didn't want to hug me. 998 00:36:24,868 --> 00:36:26,343 Okay, so use that. 999 00:36:26,344 --> 00:36:28,259 My character, Dr. Stephen Wilson, 1000 00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:31,336 is also sad because his son wouldn't take his advice. 1001 00:36:31,570 --> 00:36:34,171 And he wanted to be dropped off a block away from school. 1002 00:36:34,698 --> 00:36:36,215 He expected that from his daughters. 1003 00:36:36,216 --> 00:36:38,040 But thought his son would be different. 1004 00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:39,673 That's so sad. 1005 00:36:39,674 --> 00:36:41,832 But Dr. Stephen Wilson is not going to let that ruin 1006 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,399 breakfast with his mistress. 1007 00:36:45,605 --> 00:36:48,961 You know, maybe it's just time for us to -- 1008 00:36:49,315 --> 00:36:51,747 to accept that we have to let them go. 1009 00:36:53,565 --> 00:36:54,781 Maybe it is. 1010 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:58,953 Okay, everyone, here we go. We're rolling. 1011 00:36:59,535 --> 00:37:01,698 And action! 1012 00:37:01,798 --> 00:37:03,151 How have you been, Roy? 1013 00:37:03,152 --> 00:37:04,515 A little down. 1014 00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:06,064 Helen and I really miss the kids, 1015 00:37:06,065 --> 00:37:08,637 but we just can't afford to visit them right now. 1016 00:37:09,358 --> 00:37:11,640 Have you considered a reverse mortgage? 1017 00:37:11,641 --> 00:37:12,794 What's that? 1018 00:37:13,271 --> 00:37:15,807 Uh, you have equity in your home, right? 1019 00:37:15,808 --> 00:37:16,776 - Sure, we do. - Please, no crying. 1020 00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:18,433 You're gonna make me cry, too. 1021 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,945 Well, essentially the bank buys your house. 1022 00:37:20,946 --> 00:37:22,684 But you still get to live in it. 1023 00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:24,684 That sounds too good to be true. 1024 00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:26,134 Don't take my word for it. 1025 00:37:26,363 --> 00:37:28,599 Here's Henry Winkler to tell us more. 1026 00:37:29,287 --> 00:37:32,553 I don't want the Fonz to see me like this. 1027 00:37:34,011 --> 00:37:35,867 It's a prototype. It can withstand 1028 00:37:35,868 --> 00:37:37,640 the most extreme temperatures on the planet. 1029 00:37:37,641 --> 00:37:40,370 It's waterproof, and it wicks sweat. 1030 00:37:40,371 --> 00:37:41,714 It also repels women. 1031 00:37:41,715 --> 00:37:43,580 I know. I hate it. I'll burn it tonight! 1032 00:37:43,581 --> 00:37:45,546 Aah! Actually, it doesn't burn. 1033 00:37:45,547 --> 00:37:48,519 Anyway, if we could get back to the lease agreements here. 1034 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,516 You're amazing. How would you fix it? 1035 00:37:50,517 --> 00:37:51,690 It's too boxy. 1036 00:37:51,691 --> 00:37:53,568 Probably have to take it in here... 1037 00:37:53,569 --> 00:37:54,720 - Right. - ...and here. 1038 00:37:54,721 --> 00:37:56,775 Yeah, I probably overdo it in the gym. 1039 00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:59,058 Stupid 7% body fat. 1040 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:00,471 Okay, so getting back to work. 1041 00:38:00,472 --> 00:38:02,225 We are working. Why are we working?! 1042 00:38:02,226 --> 00:38:05,891 I got to go to Cabo. Hey, you want to come with me? 1043 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:07,698 Oh, I've, uh, never been to Cabo. 1044 00:38:07,699 --> 00:38:09,932 Yeah, she's not going to Cabo 'cause she's half your age. 1045 00:38:09,933 --> 00:38:11,339 - How old are you? - Who cares? 1046 00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:12,802 Pretty soon, I'm gonna look 20. 1047 00:38:12,803 --> 00:38:15,241 I've been meditating in one of those pressurized eggs. 1048 00:38:15,242 --> 00:38:16,155 Well, if I went to Cabo, 1049 00:38:16,156 --> 00:38:18,400 what would the sleeping situation be? 1050 00:38:18,489 --> 00:38:19,122 Not much. 1051 00:38:19,123 --> 00:38:21,338 Okay, no, that is enough! No! No! 1052 00:38:21,339 --> 00:38:22,653 She is my niece! 1053 00:38:26,654 --> 00:38:27,599 Okay? 1054 00:38:23,623 --> 00:38:25,384 This pathetic midlife crisis of yours 1055 00:38:25,385 --> 00:38:26,656 is -- is hurting the company, 1056 00:38:26,657 --> 00:38:29,301 and I'm getting so sick of cleaning up your messes. 1057 00:38:29,302 --> 00:38:32,204 Y-you need to focus and you need to start acting your age -- 1058 00:38:32,205 --> 00:38:35,764 your -- your real age, not your egg age. 1059 00:38:40,357 --> 00:38:41,206 Huh. 1060 00:38:38,134 --> 00:38:42,035 Normally, if someone talked to me that way, I'd fire him. 1061 00:38:43,262 --> 00:38:46,681 But I respect your honesty. I respect your passion. 1062 00:38:47,495 --> 00:38:49,626 It's like me. I'm a very passionate man. 1063 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:50,196 Just focus. 1064 00:38:50,197 --> 00:38:52,233 You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. 1065 00:38:52,887 --> 00:38:54,216 What's that creaking? 1066 00:38:57,249 --> 00:38:58,959 Hut! Hike! 1067 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,706 Oh, hey, you're going the wrong way! 1068 00:39:00,707 --> 00:39:02,217 That's the wrong way! No! 1069 00:39:02,218 --> 00:39:03,937 Wait. I'm sorry. You're right. 1070 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,795 Uh, excuse me, Principal Brown. 1071 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,925 Yikes. You know, most subs just play a movie. 1072 00:39:09,926 --> 00:39:11,753 All right, do something different, guys. 1073 00:39:11,754 --> 00:39:14,384 Uh, listen, I-I can't be your history teacher. 1074 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:17,732 Those kids work so hard, and they deserve someone 1075 00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:21,580 who knows the material and can inspire them, so... 1076 00:39:21,842 --> 00:39:22,968 If you say so. 1077 00:39:23,476 --> 00:39:24,095 Hey, I was wondering, 1078 00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:25,388 what kind of play was that you were running? 1079 00:39:25,389 --> 00:39:26,586 Was that supposed to be a slant? 1080 00:39:26,587 --> 00:39:27,980 Our freshman coach quit. 1081 00:39:27,981 --> 00:39:29,789 I'm just a glorified babysitter. 1082 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,852 Well, your receiver needs to learn to run his routes, 1083 00:39:31,853 --> 00:39:33,336 or the quarterback's never gonna be able to hit him. 1084 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:35,461 - I-I played in college. - Oh. Okay. 1085 00:39:35,462 --> 00:39:37,592 Hey, Tyler, you need to learn to run your routes. 1086 00:39:37,768 --> 00:39:38,889 What routes? 1087 00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:41,469 - Yeah, what routes? - Um... 1088 00:39:42,138 --> 00:39:43,970 Well, you're gonna line up here. 1089 00:39:44,306 --> 00:39:45,355 Take three steps. 1090 00:39:45,356 --> 00:39:47,176 One, two, three -- plant right, 1091 00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:49,143 open left 45 degrees up the field. 1092 00:39:49,144 --> 00:39:50,578 Okay, why don't we try it again? 1093 00:39:50,579 --> 00:39:51,806 Try it again! Tip! 1094 00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:53,531 Put some zip on the ball, 18! 1095 00:39:53,532 --> 00:39:55,318 Hut, hut, hike! 1096 00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:57,244 Hit him! 1097 00:39:57,580 --> 00:40:01,397 Better. Better. Good job. Circle back up. 1098 00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:03,342 All right, anyway, thank you for the opportunity. 1099 00:40:03,343 --> 00:40:05,444 Hey, hey, how would you like to take over this team? 1100 00:40:05,772 --> 00:40:07,864 Well, well, that's an interesting offer. 1101 00:40:07,865 --> 00:40:09,237 - How much does it pay? - Nothing. 1102 00:40:09,238 --> 00:40:10,022 Are you firm on that? 1103 00:40:10,023 --> 00:40:12,143 Yeah, but there's a gym-teacher position available. 1104 00:40:12,144 --> 00:40:14,109 - It's all yours if you coach. - Can I wear shorts? 1105 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:15,371 Yeah, and you get a whistle, too. 1106 00:40:15,372 --> 00:40:17,342 Oh, I always get a whistle when I wear shorts. 1107 00:40:17,562 --> 00:40:19,423 I humbly accept your offer. 1108 00:40:19,534 --> 00:40:22,030 Huddle up, boys! Let's go! Hustle! 1109 00:40:22,031 --> 00:40:24,232 Do you know what hustle means, 10?! 1110 00:40:24,279 --> 00:40:25,482 It really wasn't bad. 1111 00:40:25,483 --> 00:40:27,857 Todd is a very interesting guy when you get to know him. 1112 00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:30,511 Did he tell you about his turtles, little Lulu and Stan? 1113 00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:32,849 Ruthie and Stu. That's the name he picks? 1114 00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:35,249 "Turtle stew"? Idiot! 1115 00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:37,441 Well, there was one little situation that came up, 1116 00:40:37,442 --> 00:40:39,234 but I think I handled it pretty well. 1117 00:40:39,235 --> 00:40:40,794 - He's about to make, um, kind of a big -- - Hold on. 1118 00:40:40,795 --> 00:40:43,025 Margaret, why can't I log in here? 1119 00:40:44,324 --> 00:40:45,610 What's wrong with my computer? 1120 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,083 The whole system's down. 1121 00:40:47,084 --> 00:40:50,179 No one can access files. We can't get online. 1122 00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:50,807 Where's Todd? 1123 00:40:50,808 --> 00:40:54,010 We can't find him anywhere, and his Yaris is gone. 1124 00:40:54,011 --> 00:40:56,088 - Where are my files?! - What the hell? 1125 00:40:56,106 --> 00:40:59,159 I-I might know a little something about this. 1126 00:40:59,962 --> 00:41:01,280 What did you do? 1127 00:41:02,404 --> 00:41:04,929 Kind of told Todd that you were gonna fire him. 1128 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:06,080 - What?! - I had to. 1129 00:41:06,081 --> 00:41:07,562 Dad, he's about to buy a house. 1130 00:41:07,563 --> 00:41:08,765 But he was fine with it. 1131 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:09,898 He hugged me and thanked me 1132 00:41:09,899 --> 00:41:12,471 and told me that it gave him time to make a plan. 1133 00:41:17,954 --> 00:41:18,905 Oh. 1134 00:41:16,935 --> 00:41:20,064 Gentlemen, today is a new beginning. 1135 00:41:21,017 --> 00:41:22,474 And that can be scary. 1136 00:41:24,057 --> 00:41:26,640 How did it go, Mr. Jet-setter? 1137 00:41:26,641 --> 00:41:28,279 Good. Really good. 1138 00:41:29,115 --> 00:41:30,683 Do you want to talk about it? 1139 00:41:34,684 --> 00:41:35,525 No. 1140 00:41:35,258 --> 00:41:38,329 I'm gonna ask things of you that may not make sense right now. 1141 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:39,127 See you tomorrow, Luke. 1142 00:41:39,128 --> 00:41:40,675 Not if I see you first. 1143 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:43,157 There it is! There's that smile. 1144 00:41:44,584 --> 00:41:45,666 But they will. 1145 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:47,384 - Hey, dad. - Hey, buddy. 1146 00:41:51,169 --> 00:41:52,851 - We're at school. - Yep. 1147 00:41:53,496 --> 00:41:55,259 Success is not guaranteed. 1148 00:41:56,893 --> 00:41:58,502 It is not handed to you. 1149 00:41:59,547 --> 00:42:00,860 Success is earned. 1150 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,203 How's that data entry going? 1151 00:42:05,374 --> 00:42:07,607 Good. I am up to 1998. 1152 00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:10,968 Ah, that's when I'd already been doing the job 20 years. 1153 00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:13,155 So maybe I should listen to you? 1154 00:42:13,257 --> 00:42:14,597 Get you home a lot earlier. 1155 00:42:14,598 --> 00:42:15,791 Thanks, boss. 1156 00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:20,318 Today, we are forging a new path, people! 1157 00:42:20,761 --> 00:42:24,153 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself! 1158 00:42:24,154 --> 00:42:25,010 Wrong president. 1159 00:42:25,011 --> 00:42:27,309 - Just keep pushing! - Okay. 1160 00:43:03,430 --> 00:43:11,030 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com