1 00:00:00,696 --> 00:00:03,637 I'm mad for you Diane. Roger's dating already? 2 00:00:03,757 --> 00:00:06,413 OMG, I wonder if she's younger than him. 3 00:00:06,533 --> 00:00:07,860 You hold on a second? 4 00:00:08,710 --> 00:00:11,049 Lorraine, how's my favorite client? 5 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:12,919 I've been on something of a hot streak at work. 6 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,228 I've tapped into a rich vein of new clients... 7 00:00:15,229 --> 00:00:17,122 recently divorced moms. 8 00:00:17,123 --> 00:00:19,877 You might say I hit the single-mother lode. 9 00:00:20,374 --> 00:00:22,416 How about that master suite, huh? 10 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:24,379 Maybe if I had someone to share it with. 11 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:28,900 Lorraine, you are a beautiful woman with a lot to offer. 12 00:00:29,421 --> 00:00:31,439 Should we make an offer? 13 00:00:31,645 --> 00:00:34,873 It's a great house, but I'm just gonna be alone. 14 00:00:34,874 --> 00:00:38,068 Diane, you're not gonna be alone. 15 00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:39,910 You're gonna get a loan. 16 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:42,667 Sodas, snacks... poker game's in the basement. 17 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,368 Look, I need more sleep than you, 18 00:00:44,369 --> 00:00:46,789 and ever since they cut down that stupid prune tree, 19 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:48,880 the sun has been right in my eyes every morning. 20 00:00:48,881 --> 00:00:51,119 It's not a prune tree. They pruned the tree. 21 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,498 And I'm not switching places with you, 22 00:00:52,499 --> 00:00:54,670 so you should just put your head at the other end of the bed. 23 00:00:54,671 --> 00:00:56,784 Uh, why? So my feet get the pillow? 24 00:00:56,785 --> 00:00:58,057 And I'm the dumb one. 25 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,872 Diane, you have got to forget about him. 26 00:01:00,873 --> 00:01:02,973 Roger's Cheyenne's problem now. 27 00:01:02,974 --> 00:01:04,195 - Honey... - You know what? 28 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:05,894 You need to talk. 29 00:01:06,151 --> 00:01:08,126 Starbucks for a little go juice? 30 00:01:08,373 --> 00:01:09,213 What is up? 31 00:01:09,214 --> 00:01:10,188 I need to go into the office. 32 00:01:10,189 --> 00:01:11,907 My dad wants me to close out the monthly. 33 00:01:12,548 --> 00:01:13,342 What? 34 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,936 Monthly. Never mind. Go on. 35 00:01:14,937 --> 00:01:16,591 I'm stretched a little thin today, so I need you 36 00:01:16,592 --> 00:01:18,463 to do the grocery shopping, check in on the kids, 37 00:01:18,464 --> 00:01:20,462 and maybe clean up those branches in the front yard. 38 00:01:20,463 --> 00:01:22,000 Done and done. 39 00:01:22,001 --> 00:01:22,815 Is that an expression, 40 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,114 or did you really only remember two of the things I said? 41 00:01:25,115 --> 00:01:27,252 The second. I'll leave you a message. 42 00:01:30,122 --> 00:01:31,093 Hello? 43 00:01:31,206 --> 00:01:31,885 Phil. 44 00:01:31,886 --> 00:01:33,123 Sorry. Call back. 45 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:45,644 - synced by yyets / corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 46 00:01:47,715 --> 00:01:49,658 I have bad news, Jay. 47 00:01:50,034 --> 00:01:52,306 Joe was thrown out of the gymboree. 48 00:01:52,307 --> 00:01:53,642 Again? What happened? 49 00:01:53,643 --> 00:01:55,470 He pushed Mason. He made him cry. 50 00:01:55,471 --> 00:01:58,162 The teacher said that we cannot go back. 51 00:01:58,226 --> 00:01:59,952 That's ridiculous. Mason's a big baby. 52 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,026 Everybody there is a big baby. 53 00:02:02,027 --> 00:02:04,058 But Joe plays very rough. 54 00:02:04,059 --> 00:02:07,178 And we know why. It's the curse. 55 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,748 Not that I'd ever want to discourage you from whispering, 56 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:11,354 but that's not a thing. 57 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:14,142 There is a mark of the devil in my family. 58 00:02:14,573 --> 00:02:16,019 My great-great grandfather 59 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:18,946 was given the location of an emerald mine 60 00:02:19,703 --> 00:02:20,990 in exchange for his soul. 61 00:02:20,991 --> 00:02:23,495 There's, like, paperwork or something that proves this? 62 00:02:23,496 --> 00:02:26,806 And they say that the day of his daughter's wedding, 63 00:02:26,807 --> 00:02:28,760 a great bird came from the sky 64 00:02:28,761 --> 00:02:30,858 and snatched him with his claws 65 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,072 and took him far, far away. 66 00:02:32,073 --> 00:02:34,619 You're aware that a remarkable number of your stories end 67 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:37,090 with a family member being carried off by a giant bird. 68 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:38,640 I only know what I was told, Jay. 69 00:02:38,641 --> 00:02:40,264 I'm just saying after the third time, 70 00:02:40,265 --> 00:02:42,324 we might think about moving the party inside. 71 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,549 Okay, maybe it's not the curse, 72 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:47,224 but you know that my family has a very dark side. 73 00:02:47,225 --> 00:02:49,522 My cousin Aurelio is a horse thief. 74 00:02:49,523 --> 00:02:52,298 My Uncle Carlos fixed soccer games. My aunt... 75 00:02:52,299 --> 00:02:53,612 Did he teach them to pick the ball up 76 00:02:53,613 --> 00:02:54,581 and throw it down the field? 77 00:02:54,582 --> 00:02:56,136 'Cause that's the only way you fix soccer. 78 00:02:56,137 --> 00:02:59,149 Manny escaped it, but I am not sure about Joe. 79 00:02:59,150 --> 00:03:01,779 Gloria, this is about an uptight teacher. 80 00:03:01,950 --> 00:03:03,867 And so what if Joe's a little boisterous? 81 00:03:03,868 --> 00:03:06,818 Whatever happened to letting kids be themselves? 82 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:08,571 - Ready. - Lose the hat. 83 00:03:08,693 --> 00:03:10,074 I guess I'm supposed to see "Sound of Music" 84 00:03:10,075 --> 00:03:10,940 in a regular hat. 85 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,157 Nothing against "Sound of Music," 86 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:13,245 but there's a lot of other things 87 00:03:13,246 --> 00:03:14,408 we could do this afternoon. 88 00:03:14,409 --> 00:03:15,452 You ever hear of "Death Wish"? 89 00:03:15,453 --> 00:03:17,087 Oh, I love "Death Wish." 90 00:03:17,088 --> 00:03:19,943 Manny, that's the charity where the sick kids go to, 91 00:03:19,944 --> 00:03:21,624 like, a concert with Madonna 92 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:24,387 or to the super bowl with Justin Bieber, or they... 93 00:03:24,388 --> 00:03:24,929 No, no, no, no, no. 94 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:26,616 It's a movie... New York, '70s, 95 00:03:26,617 --> 00:03:29,417 Charles Bronson's a firm family man, and he... 96 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,432 Who's pushed to the limit 97 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,267 until one day he decides to fight back. 98 00:03:32,268 --> 00:03:34,003 - You've seen it? - It's called "Death Wish." 99 00:03:34,004 --> 00:03:35,583 I doubt it ends with him trading banter 100 00:03:35,584 --> 00:03:37,491 in an apartment with Marsha Mason. 101 00:03:39,967 --> 00:03:41,149 Hey, fiancé? 102 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:42,470 Hello, my intended. 103 00:03:42,471 --> 00:03:43,662 That one sounds a little murdery. 104 00:03:43,663 --> 00:03:44,877 You are my intended. 105 00:03:44,878 --> 00:03:46,242 Stop it. Stop it! 106 00:03:46,243 --> 00:03:47,166 So, while you're out, 107 00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:48,558 I'm gonna review our flower options, 108 00:03:48,559 --> 00:03:51,082 and I have to say, so far, I'm partial to Floral and Hardy, 109 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:53,729 but I'm gonna give one last look at Florist Gump. 110 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:55,507 You love a business with a clever name. 111 00:03:55,508 --> 00:03:57,253 I do. Guilty. 112 00:03:57,347 --> 00:03:59,764 Can I just say I love how this is going? 113 00:04:00,195 --> 00:04:01,308 Mm. Mitchell and I agreed 114 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:03,175 that I would be in charge of the wedding 115 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,883 after the tragic news last week from the Andys. 116 00:04:05,884 --> 00:04:08,047 Uh, not the mountain range. No. 117 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,972 Our friends Andrew and Andrew... they broke up. 118 00:04:09,973 --> 00:04:11,516 The stress of planning a wedding was too much. 119 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:12,859 They were quibbling about... 120 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:14,483 Everything. 121 00:04:14,544 --> 00:04:16,233 I mean, uh, which is why I'm just happy 122 00:04:16,234 --> 00:04:17,099 to stay out of his way. 123 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:19,297 Yeah, I dream big. Then I winnow down. 124 00:04:19,298 --> 00:04:20,759 Dream big. Winnow down. 125 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,970 - Dream big. - Okay, winnow down. 126 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,760 Yep. Stay out of my way. Sorry. 127 00:04:24,494 --> 00:04:26,597 Daddy, where's Larry? 128 00:04:26,617 --> 00:04:29,025 Oh, well, you know how cats are, sweetie. 129 00:04:29,026 --> 00:04:30,699 They're... they're wanderers. 130 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,786 But I haven't seen him in days. 131 00:04:32,787 --> 00:04:33,931 Well, he'll be back, okay? 132 00:04:33,932 --> 00:04:35,087 Trust daddy on this. 133 00:04:35,088 --> 00:04:36,068 Okay. 134 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:38,716 You know, I'm starting to get worried 135 00:04:38,717 --> 00:04:39,961 that Larry might not come back. 136 00:04:39,962 --> 00:04:41,747 - Oh, he's definitely dead. - What?! 137 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,294 Yeah, street meat or coyote chow. 138 00:04:43,295 --> 00:04:45,555 We'll wait a couple weeks, and then we'll get a new Larry. 139 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:48,986 Uh, you're pretty nonchalant about our family pet dying. 140 00:04:49,178 --> 00:04:51,382 And shouldn't we help our daughter process this loss? 141 00:04:51,383 --> 00:04:53,528 Yes, we will, and she'll be fine. 142 00:04:53,529 --> 00:04:55,617 And it's not nonchalant. 143 00:04:55,661 --> 00:04:56,574 It's farm life. 144 00:04:56,575 --> 00:04:58,056 Death is everywhere. 145 00:04:58,057 --> 00:05:00,158 You just learn to not get too attached to anything. 146 00:05:00,159 --> 00:05:01,392 Oh, so, what, if I were to die, 147 00:05:01,393 --> 00:05:03,965 you would just wait a few weeks and then replace me? 148 00:05:03,966 --> 00:05:05,525 Of course not. 149 00:05:06,164 --> 00:05:07,766 Where would I find another gay Mitchell 150 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,337 with your exact markings? 151 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,097 What's happening, Big Al? 152 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,953 Yeah, let's go ahead and veto that nickname. 153 00:05:16,954 --> 00:05:18,605 Hey, Reuben taught me this cool trick. 154 00:05:18,606 --> 00:05:19,753 Close your eyes. 155 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:24,279 Oh, my God! What is wrong with you? 156 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,984 You kissed a girl. Now we're even. 157 00:05:25,985 --> 00:05:27,440 Just paying off a poker debt. 158 00:05:27,441 --> 00:05:29,271 Luke's creepy friend just kissed me. 159 00:05:29,272 --> 00:05:31,404 Ew. Reuben? That little weirdo? 160 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,224 I'm still here. 161 00:05:32,225 --> 00:05:33,756 I'm gonna go boil my mouth. 162 00:05:33,757 --> 00:05:35,777 Oh, hey, guys. Game's downstairs. 163 00:05:36,891 --> 00:05:37,677 Hey. 164 00:05:38,084 --> 00:05:39,596 This little game you dorks play, 165 00:05:39,597 --> 00:05:41,136 we talking milk money or heavy cream? 166 00:05:41,137 --> 00:05:43,054 A lot of fresh bar mitzvah money down there. 167 00:05:43,055 --> 00:05:43,930 Mind if I sit in? 168 00:05:43,931 --> 00:05:46,163 We kind of got a no-girls policy. 169 00:05:46,164 --> 00:05:49,180 Is it a policy or just something that keeps happening? 170 00:05:49,367 --> 00:05:50,717 The second. 171 00:05:53,439 --> 00:05:54,254 Hey, honey. 172 00:05:54,255 --> 00:05:56,872 I am so excited I can't stand it! 173 00:05:56,873 --> 00:05:58,157 If you're gonna move your hands around like that, 174 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,207 you need to put the phone down. 175 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:00,280 Okay, okay, okay. 176 00:06:00,281 --> 00:06:01,105 For cocktail hour, 177 00:06:01,106 --> 00:06:03,361 they're creating a running waterfall 178 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,010 onto which they're going to project 179 00:06:05,011 --> 00:06:07,349 a hologram of us embracing. 180 00:06:07,350 --> 00:06:08,918 But we're still winnowing, right? 181 00:06:08,919 --> 00:06:09,828 Already winnowed. 182 00:06:09,829 --> 00:06:11,465 I cut the angel costumes. 183 00:06:11,466 --> 00:06:12,878 Hard choices, Mitchell. 184 00:06:13,136 --> 00:06:14,666 Okay, I got to go. I'm so excited! 185 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,537 Yeah, me too. 186 00:06:31,146 --> 00:06:33,280 Best thing about my relationship with cam? 187 00:06:33,997 --> 00:06:34,915 Trust. 188 00:06:35,643 --> 00:06:39,141 Newsflash... I can be an obsessive person. 189 00:06:40,714 --> 00:06:44,026 In the past, I've had trouble letting someone else call the shots. 190 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:48,619 Giving up control made me crazy. 191 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,569 That's what makes my life with cam so freeing. 192 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:54,994 I can turn over big things to him 193 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:57,063 and never give them a second thought. 194 00:06:57,064 --> 00:07:00,480 Out of sight, out of mind. Bye-bye. 195 00:07:10,374 --> 00:07:11,272 Phil. 196 00:07:11,607 --> 00:07:12,526 This is... 197 00:07:12,877 --> 00:07:14,755 Oh! Oh, my God! 198 00:07:15,036 --> 00:07:15,834 Phil? 199 00:07:16,927 --> 00:07:18,546 - Phil?! - Yeah, I was just sitting there, 200 00:07:18,547 --> 00:07:19,963 and he basically molested me. 201 00:07:19,964 --> 00:07:20,992 Excuse me? 202 00:07:21,303 --> 00:07:22,662 She's talking about Reuben. 203 00:07:22,712 --> 00:07:23,367 Who are you?! 204 00:07:23,368 --> 00:07:24,447 You boys better have money. 205 00:07:24,448 --> 00:07:26,051 I am not doing this for free. 206 00:07:26,052 --> 00:07:27,720 W... w... what's... what's happening? 207 00:07:27,725 --> 00:07:28,749 Oh, I hear you, Joyce. 208 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:31,439 His time's important. Your time isn't, right? 209 00:07:31,858 --> 00:07:33,741 Let me buzz you back, superstar. 210 00:07:33,742 --> 00:07:34,586 Mm-hmm. Okay. 211 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:35,310 Hey, honey. 212 00:07:35,311 --> 00:07:36,601 Branches are still in the front yard, 213 00:07:36,602 --> 00:07:37,876 I just took a rake to the face, 214 00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:39,702 Reuben is getting really weird on Alex, 215 00:07:39,703 --> 00:07:42,491 and Haley's doing something for money in the basement. 216 00:07:42,492 --> 00:07:43,486 It's all gonna be fine. 217 00:07:43,487 --> 00:07:44,980 Daddy's home, superstar. 218 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:48,023 No. Don't call me that. I'm not of one your needy little divorcées. 219 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,430 Um, that is work. 220 00:07:50,431 --> 00:07:51,298 Is it? 221 00:07:51,299 --> 00:07:53,334 'Cause I kind of feel like part of you loves 222 00:07:53,335 --> 00:07:54,604 being a hero to those women. 223 00:07:54,605 --> 00:07:56,146 I'm a helper of people. 224 00:07:57,032 --> 00:07:58,914 Hey, you knew what you signed up for 225 00:07:58,915 --> 00:08:01,297 when you hitched your wagon to a realtor man. 226 00:08:01,298 --> 00:08:03,769 Honey, when I met you, you were a wedding deejay. 227 00:08:04,265 --> 00:08:05,288 By the way, Spinderfella, 228 00:08:05,289 --> 00:08:07,209 looks like you still need to hit the grocery store. 229 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,985 I think someone's feeling neglected. 230 00:08:09,008 --> 00:08:11,516 Yes, I deal with a lot of lonely women, 231 00:08:11,848 --> 00:08:13,501 but there's only one I'm married to. 232 00:08:14,474 --> 00:08:15,907 You're getting too involved, Phil. 233 00:08:15,935 --> 00:08:17,410 You are juggling these women, 234 00:08:17,568 --> 00:08:19,093 and you're not that good a juggler. 235 00:08:19,978 --> 00:08:21,723 Now you're just lashing out! 236 00:08:24,061 --> 00:08:25,260 Hey, come here. 237 00:08:25,931 --> 00:08:30,346 I didn't tell Jay, but sometimes Joe even scares me. 238 00:08:30,763 --> 00:08:32,777 Lucky for me, there are professionals 239 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:35,694 that are trained to deal with such problems. 240 00:08:35,695 --> 00:08:37,672 Ay, thank you for coming, padre. 241 00:08:37,673 --> 00:08:38,851 Oh, of course, Gloria. 242 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,162 - And this must be Fulgencio. - Mm-hmm. 243 00:08:41,163 --> 00:08:43,264 What a beautiful little boy. 244 00:08:43,334 --> 00:08:45,117 He's such a sweet nature. 245 00:08:45,118 --> 00:08:47,336 I can tell he's a gentle soul. 246 00:08:48,211 --> 00:08:50,235 Ah! Hey, Fulgencio, no, no. 247 00:08:53,444 --> 00:08:54,815 Sorry, padre. 248 00:08:55,063 --> 00:08:57,704 Ay, that's why I called you, father. 249 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,873 I think he's bad. 250 00:08:58,874 --> 00:09:00,423 There is evil in my family. 251 00:09:00,424 --> 00:09:02,998 Ah, Gloria, he's just a little baby. 252 00:09:02,999 --> 00:09:06,599 Last week, his eyes got red, and the dog backed away. 253 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,532 He probably just had a cold. 254 00:09:08,533 --> 00:09:10,107 All mothers worry. 255 00:09:10,108 --> 00:09:13,581 Look at him... rosy cheeks, he's playing with his blocks. 256 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,967 The six again. 257 00:09:17,449 --> 00:09:20,228 So, Joe knocks one kid down, he's out. 258 00:09:20,275 --> 00:09:21,557 All kids do that. 259 00:09:21,558 --> 00:09:24,116 Why do you think your whole building is made out of nerf? 260 00:09:24,349 --> 00:09:26,071 Yeah, you see where he gets it from. 261 00:09:26,072 --> 00:09:27,812 Hey, listen, I'm not afraid of you, Miss Debbie. 262 00:09:27,813 --> 00:09:29,669 You're not the... damn it. 263 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,125 Sounds like someone needs a relaxing trip 264 00:09:31,126 --> 00:09:32,536 to Nazi-occupied Austria. 265 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:33,753 Can't believe she hung up on me. 266 00:09:33,754 --> 00:09:34,846 Well, you were yelling at her. 267 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:37,555 Standing up for yourself is not the same thing as, uh... 268 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:38,411 Excuse me. 269 00:09:39,175 --> 00:09:39,912 Uh, come on, Jay. 270 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,725 So no one ever taught you manners, huh? 271 00:09:41,726 --> 00:09:42,431 Whatever, dude. 272 00:09:42,432 --> 00:09:44,684 No, you bump into somebody, you apologize. 273 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,175 And since I'm teaching you something here, 274 00:09:46,176 --> 00:09:48,108 here's a little class called "intro to pants." 275 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:48,903 Jay, stop! 276 00:09:48,904 --> 00:09:49,901 Get off me! 277 00:09:51,027 --> 00:09:52,545 I go to school with those kids. 278 00:09:52,546 --> 00:09:53,578 You know how embarrassing that was? 279 00:09:53,579 --> 00:09:54,804 - Manny. - No. 280 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,680 Why do you always got to be like this... 281 00:09:56,681 --> 00:09:58,712 judgmental, hot-tempered, loud? 282 00:09:58,713 --> 00:10:00,656 These are a few of my least-favorite things. 283 00:10:02,279 --> 00:10:03,740 Well, I can see that the house speaks to you Diane. 284 00:10:05,014 --> 00:10:05,858 "Buy me." 285 00:10:05,859 --> 00:10:07,374 Not now, house. 286 00:10:08,578 --> 00:10:10,759 Ah, the open floor plan, the spacious kitchen. 287 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,724 - I do love it. - Yeah. Oh. 288 00:10:13,274 --> 00:10:14,515 That's... that's the office. 289 00:10:14,516 --> 00:10:16,302 Why don't you take one last look at the backyard? 290 00:10:16,303 --> 00:10:17,508 Did someone say barbecue? 291 00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:18,467 "I did." 292 00:10:22,158 --> 00:10:24,136 Lorraine, what is up? 293 00:10:24,717 --> 00:10:28,014 Nothing. Just kicking it at the office. 294 00:10:28,435 --> 00:10:29,610 Hey, hey, hey. 295 00:10:29,611 --> 00:10:30,717 Slow down, now. 296 00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:32,218 Tell Phil what happened. 297 00:10:32,219 --> 00:10:34,452 Phil, can I go in the garage? 298 00:10:34,453 --> 00:10:36,407 Make yourself at home, sister. 299 00:10:38,556 --> 00:10:39,275 Hey. 300 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:43,387 That was my sister who is visiting town... and my office, 301 00:10:43,388 --> 00:10:45,069 which is where I am calling you from. 302 00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:46,050 You called me. 303 00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:51,522 I'm worried about Larry. 304 00:10:51,523 --> 00:10:53,891 Oh, honey, I know. 305 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:54,845 Where is he? 306 00:10:54,846 --> 00:10:57,648 Um, Lily, there's probably something I should tell you. 307 00:10:59,249 --> 00:11:01,326 Larry's not coming back home. 308 00:11:01,676 --> 00:11:03,163 Why? Is he dead? 309 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,700 Nope. Um, not dead. 310 00:11:05,712 --> 00:11:07,835 Lay, uh, met someone, fell in love, 311 00:11:07,836 --> 00:11:09,232 and he got married. 312 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,580 Are they ever going to visit? 313 00:11:10,581 --> 00:11:14,427 I'm afraid not because when cats get married, 314 00:11:14,428 --> 00:11:17,201 they have to move to, um, the forest, 315 00:11:17,273 --> 00:11:20,645 and so then they're not tempted by other cats in the city. 316 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,182 - It's Larry. - I know. 317 00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:23,847 Even people that you would never expect 318 00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:25,805 - have moments of weakness. - No, over there. 319 00:11:25,806 --> 00:11:27,279 But where's his wife? 320 00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:29,101 Hello, Larry. 321 00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:30,325 Larry's back. 322 00:11:30,813 --> 00:11:32,536 Yeah, uh, well, you know what? 323 00:11:32,537 --> 00:11:34,632 I think they probably, uh, didn't work out, 324 00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:35,565 and they broke up. 325 00:11:35,566 --> 00:11:37,126 People get married and then break up? 326 00:11:37,127 --> 00:11:39,073 What if that happens to you and daddy? 327 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,169 Oh, y... you know what? Daddy made a mistake. 328 00:11:41,170 --> 00:11:42,965 Uh, Larry and his wife didn't break up. 329 00:11:42,966 --> 00:11:46,033 Larry's wife... died. 330 00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:47,442 Oh, no. 331 00:11:47,443 --> 00:11:48,300 Yeah. 332 00:11:48,301 --> 00:11:51,032 That's why we're gonna give him the closure he needs 333 00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:53,530 by throwing, um, a funeral 334 00:11:53,531 --> 00:11:57,432 to celebrate the remarkable life of Larry's wife. 335 00:11:57,636 --> 00:11:58,966 It's gonna be great. You know what? 336 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:01,140 We're gonna have music, we're gonna get a shoe box... 337 00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:02,325 we're gonna have candles. 338 00:12:02,326 --> 00:12:04,711 Yes. Hi, Florist Gump. It's me again. 339 00:12:04,712 --> 00:12:07,767 It felt good to handle that crisis on my own. 340 00:12:07,903 --> 00:12:09,969 In the past, I would have had to run to Mitchell, 341 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,694 but he's been trusting me more and more. 342 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:14,539 I'm so proud of him. 343 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,888 He's really learned to let things go. 344 00:12:18,788 --> 00:12:20,680 Oh, no! God, no, no, no! 345 00:12:30,946 --> 00:12:31,601 What? 346 00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:32,991 It's a bloodbath down there. 347 00:12:32,992 --> 00:12:34,169 We lost everything. 348 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,166 I thought you were good. 349 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:36,599 I always beat Dylan. 350 00:12:36,815 --> 00:12:37,836 Come on. We need your help. 351 00:12:37,837 --> 00:12:39,233 You're the best card player in this family. 352 00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:40,232 What's in it for me? 353 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,727 - A chance to be a good sister. - Pass. 354 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,015 Reuben's been telling everyone 355 00:12:44,016 --> 00:12:45,258 you slipped him the tongue. 356 00:12:47,126 --> 00:12:47,897 Move. 357 00:12:50,681 --> 00:12:52,456 I thought cats had nine lives. 358 00:12:52,457 --> 00:12:53,153 Yeah, and they do, 359 00:12:53,154 --> 00:12:55,020 but Larry's wife was older than he was, 360 00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:57,225 and she'd been married eight times before. 361 00:12:57,226 --> 00:12:58,511 Like Elizabeth Taylor? 362 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:01,644 Oh, you remember our bedtime stories. 363 00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:02,839 - Hey. - Hey. 364 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,961 Oh, Dylan, thank you for coming on such short notice. 365 00:13:04,962 --> 00:13:06,716 I just need you to dig a hole right over here. 366 00:13:06,717 --> 00:13:08,143 - Thank you. - Oh, no problem. 367 00:13:08,384 --> 00:13:10,367 So, Lily, I'm really sorry. 368 00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:11,268 How's Larry doing? 369 00:13:11,269 --> 00:13:12,802 Fine. He's a happy cat. 370 00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:14,638 Oh, they're cats. 371 00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:17,054 That's gonna make my job a lot easier. 372 00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:20,541 Okay, everyone, thank you for coming. 373 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:23,381 It means a lot to Lily, and it means a lot to me. 374 00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:24,445 Angus? 375 00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:28,019 So, Larry's wife what can I say? 376 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,527 She loved Larry. 377 00:13:29,528 --> 00:13:31,899 And, um, you know, like all cat marriages, 378 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,453 they had their ups and their downs, 379 00:13:33,454 --> 00:13:35,911 but they always landed on their feet. 380 00:13:36,184 --> 00:13:37,605 Oh, hit a rock. 381 00:13:38,591 --> 00:13:39,641 Oh! Not a rock! 382 00:13:39,642 --> 00:13:40,454 Okay, everybody! 383 00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:42,574 Please stay calm! Please stay calm! 384 00:13:42,575 --> 00:13:43,889 No running! It's slippery! 385 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,318 Angus, keep playing! 386 00:13:45,319 --> 00:13:46,076 Okay. 387 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,252 - Randall! - Yeah? 388 00:13:51,471 --> 00:13:52,344 I'm up here. 389 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:54,758 Mr. Pritchett? 390 00:13:54,888 --> 00:13:55,789 This is all intern work. 391 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,071 It isn't for my band. 392 00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:58,870 Need me to do a coffee run? 393 00:13:59,215 --> 00:14:00,041 No. 394 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,155 No, uh, listen, I was... I was cleaning, 395 00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:04,899 and I got stuck up here, 396 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,422 and I need you to go into my office 397 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,295 and stand up the ladder that fell. 398 00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:10,140 Got it. 399 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,922 And I'm sorry about lying before. 400 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,416 Those are flyers for my band, the interns. 401 00:14:16,587 --> 00:14:19,271 Uh-oh. Your door's locked. 402 00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:20,389 Oh, no. 403 00:14:20,462 --> 00:14:22,732 But, hey, I... I think, if you keep going forward, 404 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,368 then back your legs out through the vent, 405 00:14:24,369 --> 00:14:26,131 I can grab them to help you down. 406 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,267 Oh, I don't know. 407 00:14:27,268 --> 00:14:28,398 That makes me a little nervous. 408 00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:29,811 Just think about something else. 409 00:14:29,812 --> 00:14:31,666 I heard you're getting married. How's that going? 410 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,996 Oh, yeah, yeah. 411 00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:36,180 It's... it's good. It's good. 412 00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:38,245 You know, we're planning it right now. 413 00:14:38,246 --> 00:14:40,579 Actually, it's being planned for me. 414 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,128 That's nice. No stress. 415 00:14:42,129 --> 00:14:43,723 Oh, you'd think, huh? 416 00:14:44,111 --> 00:14:45,766 But it's getting a little bit out of hand. 417 00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,410 Oh, that happens with weddings. 418 00:14:47,411 --> 00:14:48,141 Does it? 419 00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:49,990 I mean, how many weddings have you been to 420 00:14:50,117 --> 00:14:52,078 that have something called a dove Cannon? 421 00:14:52,097 --> 00:14:53,071 You know, I think I should have a say 422 00:14:53,072 --> 00:14:54,305 in something like that. 423 00:14:54,306 --> 00:14:55,863 You need to let go, Mr. Pritchett. 424 00:14:55,864 --> 00:14:57,090 I... I can't. 425 00:14:57,124 --> 00:14:59,512 I... I wish I could, but I can't. 426 00:14:59,513 --> 00:15:00,941 I just... it's freaking me out. 427 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,555 No, I've got you already. 428 00:15:03,814 --> 00:15:04,588 Okay. 429 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,308 Oh. 430 00:15:07,224 --> 00:15:08,024 Thank you. 431 00:15:08,151 --> 00:15:10,735 You know, I'm pretty good at reading people, 432 00:15:10,736 --> 00:15:12,232 and it sounds like you and your lady 433 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:13,783 really need to talk this out. 434 00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:15,883 Yeah, maybe you're right. 435 00:15:16,671 --> 00:15:18,343 So I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 436 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,812 - I'm gay. - Oh, my God. 437 00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:22,701 Does she know? 438 00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:25,310 Got to save something for the wedding night, huh? 439 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,108 Okay. 440 00:15:28,139 --> 00:15:30,554 Riley, no! Buster, please sit! 441 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,102 Dylan, help! 442 00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:33,377 I can't! 443 00:15:33,378 --> 00:15:36,140 These cats and dogs are fighting like... oh! 444 00:15:36,237 --> 00:15:37,451 Okay, everybody, I'm sorry. 445 00:15:37,452 --> 00:15:39,628 This was supposed to be a small service, 446 00:15:39,629 --> 00:15:41,329 but I don't winnow down. 447 00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:42,405 I overdo. 448 00:15:42,406 --> 00:15:45,188 And if I let a simple fake cat funeral get out of hand, 449 00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:47,575 how am I supposed to plan an entire wedding? 450 00:15:48,654 --> 00:15:49,712 You're late. 451 00:15:49,854 --> 00:15:51,692 Okay, I need Mitchell. 452 00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:52,413 Good news. 453 00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:53,449 He just pulled up. 454 00:15:54,104 --> 00:15:54,838 Damn it. 455 00:15:54,839 --> 00:15:56,526 Okay, in. In, in. 456 00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:57,506 Yes. Okay. 457 00:15:57,507 --> 00:16:00,212 And, please, can somebody catch that thing? 458 00:16:00,213 --> 00:16:01,552 Okay, all right, stay. 459 00:16:01,553 --> 00:16:02,639 Everyone just... 460 00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:06,063 Hey! How was the gym? 461 00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,105 I never made it. 462 00:16:07,613 --> 00:16:09,603 Listen, cam, I got to talk about something. 463 00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:10,576 I do, too. 464 00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:12,913 What would you think about being more involved with the wedding? 465 00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:14,282 That's what I wanted to talk about. 466 00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:15,386 I would love to. 467 00:16:15,387 --> 00:16:15,976 Thank God. 468 00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:18,845 You know, I just think we're we're better together. 469 00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:21,598 "Better together." Mm, I like that. 470 00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:25,040 I cannot be in a house with snakes. 471 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:27,436 How bad is it? 472 00:16:27,437 --> 00:16:28,750 Gonna need about an hour. 473 00:16:29,798 --> 00:16:30,572 Here you go. 474 00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:32,450 I got you sno-caps, 475 00:16:32,856 --> 00:16:35,034 'cause, you know, at the end, they escape across the alps. 476 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,291 Thanks for ruining it. 477 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:38,447 Calm down. The movie's 50 years old. 478 00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,764 Making friends everywhere, aren't you? 479 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,307 Listen, you always say, "express your feelings." 480 00:16:45,382 --> 00:16:47,039 When I get mad, that's what I do. 481 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,413 Hello? Yeah, I can talk. 482 00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:50,384 My parents dragged me into this stupid movie. 483 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,598 - Go ahead, Jay. Feed him his phone. - Yeah. 484 00:16:53,098 --> 00:16:54,315 You're telling me that doesn't bother you? 485 00:16:54,316 --> 00:16:55,705 I can't hear you. Talk louder. 486 00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:56,547 - I'm just saying... - Uh-huh? Yeah. 487 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,008 If we give in to every impulse, 488 00:16:58,009 --> 00:16:59,634 we're no better than wild animals. 489 00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:02,012 But if we push it down, it eats you alive. 490 00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:03,242 Not if you just let it go. 491 00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:05,572 The chick from that crapfest "Mary Poppins." 492 00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:06,466 That's it. 493 00:17:09,036 --> 00:17:10,247 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 494 00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:13,084 A lot of cold, lonely nights in that apartment by myself 495 00:17:13,085 --> 00:17:14,683 while my mom was driving a taxi, 496 00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:16,393 and only one thing kept me company. 497 00:17:16,438 --> 00:17:18,282 So, you got a problem with poppins, 498 00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:19,677 you got a problem with me. 499 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,389 Ay, father, I am so sorry. 500 00:17:23,806 --> 00:17:25,767 I didn't even know that he could hold a fork. 501 00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,397 No, no, no, I blame myself. 502 00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:29,470 I probably shouldn't have taken his nose. 503 00:17:29,471 --> 00:17:31,321 No, it's my family. 504 00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:32,526 The girls are very chesty, 505 00:17:32,527 --> 00:17:35,083 but the men, they're kissed by the devil. 506 00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:37,441 Gloria, the fact that you are so concerned 507 00:17:37,442 --> 00:17:40,653 is only proof that you are a loving and caring mother. 508 00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:43,400 Huh? It's the parents who shape the child. 509 00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:46,212 And your son is growing up in a wonderful home. 510 00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:47,132 Die, scum! 511 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,074 No, no, no! 512 00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:49,728 Louder, like you did at the drive-through. 513 00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:51,564 Mom, Jay and I saw "Death Wish." 514 00:17:51,565 --> 00:17:52,230 Amazing. 515 00:17:52,231 --> 00:17:54,118 Manny got in a fight at "The Sound of Music," 516 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:55,183 got kicked out. 517 00:17:55,184 --> 00:17:56,752 I've never been so proud. 518 00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,312 Well, I guess every household 519 00:17:59,313 --> 00:18:00,865 could use a little fine-tuning, huh? 520 00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:03,501 - Let me give you my card with my cell number on it. - Please. 521 00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:05,883 And what did I do with my wallet? I... 522 00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:17,107 I had yelled at Phil for not helping out, 523 00:18:17,108 --> 00:18:20,061 and there he was, doing exactly what I had asked him to do... 524 00:18:20,412 --> 00:18:22,204 Here's our zucchini. 525 00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:23,936 Up top, buddy. 526 00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:25,749 For some other family. 527 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,074 You are so sweet for helping me with this. 528 00:18:28,075 --> 00:18:29,715 How hurt you've been, Lorraine... 529 00:18:29,997 --> 00:18:32,620 This is sweet. This is... normal. 530 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,361 Phil? 531 00:18:35,152 --> 00:18:35,999 Diane? 532 00:18:36,044 --> 00:18:37,167 Hey, superstar. 533 00:18:37,168 --> 00:18:38,533 I thought I was superstar. 534 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,498 Oh, your husband has been so wonderful to me. 535 00:18:40,499 --> 00:18:42,228 He's not my husband. He's my realtor. 536 00:18:42,229 --> 00:18:43,401 Oh, he's my realtor. 537 00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:44,367 I'm both your realtors. 538 00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:45,383 I... I'm just lucky to have such a... 539 00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:47,425 We're on our way to an open house. 540 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,936 Oh, is that why you couldn't show me the colonial later? 541 00:18:49,937 --> 00:18:51,455 I made that corn bread that you like. 542 00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:52,387 W... we're gonna make it to that. 543 00:18:52,388 --> 00:18:53,641 I just have to finish up with Lorraine. 544 00:18:53,642 --> 00:18:55,334 Oh, you mean, like, "get it over with"? 545 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,207 No, I... I don't mean that. 546 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,741 And I thought zucchini bread was your favorite. 547 00:18:57,742 --> 00:18:59,522 Why... why am I buying zucchini? 548 00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,274 Hey, can't a guy like zucchini bread 549 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:02,308 and corn bread? 550 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,178 - Phil? - Damn it. 551 00:19:04,179 --> 00:19:04,975 Ronnie! 552 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,869 I thought you had a doctor's appointment. 553 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,708 That's why you had to Miss Darrell's swim meet. 554 00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:09,652 Who's she? 555 00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:10,739 Just another client. 556 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:11,879 "Just another client"? 557 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,423 No, that's... what is this? 558 00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:15,771 Uh-oh, it is. It's my office. 559 00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:16,844 Got to take it. 560 00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:18,468 - Hello? - Phil? 561 00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:19,863 Claire? 562 00:19:19,864 --> 00:19:21,995 World's greatest realtor. 563 00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,341 What are you doing here? 564 00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:24,759 Your hair is sweating. 565 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,994 That's 'cause I'm excited to see my friends. 566 00:19:26,995 --> 00:19:28,183 Let's go, buddy. 567 00:19:28,889 --> 00:19:30,943 Are you all clients of Phil's? 568 00:19:30,944 --> 00:19:31,830 Apparently. 569 00:19:31,831 --> 00:19:34,875 Well, you could not be in better hands. 570 00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:38,179 I met Phil when I was at such a rocky place in my life. 571 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:40,946 He was available to me morning, noon, and night. 572 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,691 Of course he found me my dream house, 573 00:19:42,692 --> 00:19:44,555 but that wasn't the best part. 574 00:19:44,595 --> 00:19:47,747 Phil taught me how to trust a man again, 575 00:19:47,748 --> 00:19:50,231 and I think that was always his plan. 576 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,633 That was always my plan. 577 00:19:52,195 --> 00:19:54,219 And it was not easy for me to trust a man 578 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,978 after the husband that I'd had. 579 00:19:55,979 --> 00:19:59,641 This guys left tools in the yard, let the kids run wild. 580 00:19:59,642 --> 00:20:00,802 Well, great to see you, Claire. 581 00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:02,555 He was always interrupting me. 582 00:20:02,556 --> 00:20:05,398 And he wore the most ridiculous sleep-mask thing. 583 00:20:05,399 --> 00:20:07,707 - Oh, God, sounds like such a diva. - Yeah. 584 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,790 Or he's photosensitive, which is a real condition. 585 00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:12,617 Never took my advice. 586 00:20:12,618 --> 00:20:13,706 You know, that's the worst part. 587 00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:16,532 He never... he never said he was sorry just one time. 588 00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:21,555 I would kill to have heard, "Claire, you were right." 589 00:20:22,777 --> 00:20:24,800 She was right. 590 00:20:24,869 --> 00:20:26,487 Louder. 591 00:20:26,488 --> 00:20:28,872 I do not love this side of you. 592 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,633 Thanks for winning my computer back. 593 00:20:32,634 --> 00:20:35,113 And getting me all my money. That was awesome. 594 00:20:35,326 --> 00:20:36,661 Yeah, if only I had stopped there, 595 00:20:36,662 --> 00:20:38,062 but I had to go back down. 596 00:20:38,398 --> 00:20:40,351 I got greedy, and I was careless. 597 00:20:40,492 --> 00:20:42,967 There's a story about that I remember from school. 598 00:20:42,968 --> 00:20:46,347 Icarus flew too close to his son. 599 00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:47,709 I think their wings bumped. 600 00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:50,016 One of them fell. They might have been ducks. 601 00:20:50,051 --> 00:20:52,415 Anyway, the lesson is, is that you have to pay attention. 602 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:54,214 Or pay the ultimate price. 603 00:20:55,786 --> 00:20:56,751 Shall we, my dear? 604 00:20:57,352 --> 00:20:58,683 - Don't wait up. - Wait up. 605 00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:05,642 - synced by yyets / corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -