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Okay, everybody.
Cake time!

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Thank God.
I really have to study.

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Oh, sweetheart, can't you
just take a minute to enjoy it?

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It's your birthday.

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You put too much
pressure on yourself.

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I remember my sweet 16.
I wanted a theme party.

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"Moonstruck" had just come out,
but I hadn't, so --

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No stories, no time -- S.A.T.s.

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Here we go, everybody.

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♪ Ha... ♪
Wait, wait. We all know why we're here.

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- Ay, honey, you missed one --
- I know!

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- I know I missed one! I'm not an idiot!
- Whoa.

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There! Happy?!

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- Whoa. You're being a little --
- Obstreperous?!

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Recalcitrant?! Truculent?!

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I was gonna say "cray-cray."

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- Alex, sweet--
- I really need to focus!

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There is a 16-year-old
science prodigy

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studying cancer research
at Johns Hopkins!

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16! What am I doing?!
I'm eating cake!

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- Hey.
- No, no, no.

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Cake! Cake! Cake!

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Sync by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Alex might be a little bit
fragile after last night,

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so let's try to be sensitive.

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Oh, believe me --
I am going to be

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nothing but nice
to Alex from now on.

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If she snaps and
goes on a rampage,

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who do you think
she's coming for first?

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She's not going on a rampage.

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I bet she'd let me live.
She likes me.

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I'm just gonna say it --
I never trusted her.

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Oh, everybody just be normal.

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We're gonna treat her exactly
the way we usually do.

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- And there she is!
- Hey-oh!

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- Hi, pretty girl.
- How'd you sleep?

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- Fine.
- Your hair looks super-soft, Al.

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And is that a great new sweater?
Love!

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Dad, can you hand me
the butter knife?

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No!

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Haley, Luke, upstairs, please.

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Thank you.

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Thanks.

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So, about my meltdown.

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Who? What meltdown?

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I want to see a therapist.
I did some research.

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Dr. Gregory Clark --
highly recommended,

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specializes in teenagers,
and is covered by our insurance.

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I booked a double session
with him today.

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And since you guys
have the open house,

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I will be taking the bus.

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- Okay.
- That sounds good.

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She's like a self-cleaning oven.

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- Hey!
- Hey.

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Check it out.

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I'm rockin' the old school
for the open house today.

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I'm gonna put the
"fizz" back in "phys ed."

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I love it -- all of it.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Because I want to make
a good impression today.

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I want to be the teacher
all the parents are talking about.

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Well, that explains the socks.

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- What?
- Huh?

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There's a caste system at school --

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academic teachers at the top,
gym teachers at the bottom.

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It's offensive and disrespectful.

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They treat us
like we're lunch ladies.

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Hey, there, neighbor.

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Oh, hey.

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- It's Asher, right?
- Yeah.

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Um, I just wanted
to let you know --

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I think there might be something

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- wrong with your air conditioner.
- Oh, really?

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Yeah, I mean, it just seems
to be running a lot,

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even when it's, uh,
kind of cool outside.

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Oh. No, no.

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Um, my partner runs a little hot.

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Not as hot as our planet.

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Sorry. I don't mean to be that guy.

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It's just, um,
we're all in this together.

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Yeah, I drive a Prius, so...

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And that's a nice little gesture.

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My car runs
on reclaimed cooking oil.

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I have some literature,
if you want it.

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That's okay. Save the paper.

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I haven't printed
anything since 2004.

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- I was gonna e-mail you.
- On your power-hungry computer?

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My entire house is solar-powered.

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I sell energy back to the grid

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and use that money
to save polar bears.

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I'm an environmental lawyer,
so, you know, I'm pretty green.

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Mm. So is your lawn.

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I went drought-tolerant --

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succulents, indigenous plants,
rock garden.

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My other daddy says
your yard looks like a litter box.

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She's a cute kid.

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I remember when she was
in disposable diapers.

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Are you ready?

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Yeah.

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Why do you look like that
when I look like this?

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My friends say
it's because of your money.

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No, I'm just saying
why is she all dressed up

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for a school open house?

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I want to impress
Manny's history teacher.

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I want Manny to go
to Washington, D.C.

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Yeah, junior congress.

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Only one kid in the whole grade
gets picked to go.

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I think I can make a difference.

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Regular congress
can't even make a difference.

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Don't worry, Manny.
I have it covered.

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You just go and enjoy your date.

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I have a date.
It's no big deal.

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D-don't make a whole thing about it.

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What did I do with my car keys?

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I mean, we're just friends now,
but I have a good feeling.

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- I know -- don't get ahead of myself.
- Every time I put them down.

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- What is her name?
- Either Zoe or Piper.

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How can you be going on a date
and you don't know her name?

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- This is where it gets interesting.
- I seriously doubt that.

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A few days ago, we almost
let a girl come between us.

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- Who is she?
- The new girl.

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- She's pretty.
- Super-pretty.

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Dibs.

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What?! N-no.
You can't call dibs.

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She's a human being with feelings,
not the front seat.

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Then a miracle happened.

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Twins -- each as pretty as the other.

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It's funny --
Luke and I don't usually go

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for the same kind of girl.

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Yeah. I like to describe
my type as "gettable."

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What are you doing, Tucker?

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Oh, hey, Principal Brown.

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Do you know how other teachers
drone on and on

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to parents with
their boring lectures?

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Well, I thought
I would go another way.

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Oh. Well, I don't like
the sound of that at all.

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I think you will.

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I'm gonna spice things up

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with a spirited game of dodgeball.

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Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.

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- Okay, before you say "no"...
- I already said "no."

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- ...let me show you my whole bit.
- Uh-huh.

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Howdy, folks.

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My name's Tucker.

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I'm the sheriff of Dodge... Ball.

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- Oh.
- "Laugh, laugh, laugh."

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- And then --
- No. No "then." No.

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Have you seen the shape
some of these folks are in?

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We don't need a parent
dropping dead in here.

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Look, this is the "Dolphin den."

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I am not renaming it

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the Harvey K. Mandelbaum
memorial gym.

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But I was gonna divide everybody up
into the Hatfield and McCoys.

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Just no dodgeball.

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Hello, Mr. Ingram.

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I am Gloria Delgado-Pritchett,
Manny's mother.

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Yes, of course.

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I just wanted
to thank you so much.

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He thinks the world of you.

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You know,
as a child of an immigrant,

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he can look at the world
with such a fresh perspective.

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And talking about fresh,
I brought you some empanadas.

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Subtle.

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Hey, Phil.
Where's Claire?

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Oh, she's going to Alex's classes.

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I'm doing Luke's.
I'm surprised to see you here.

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- Isn't your team playing today?
- Yeah. Gloria made me come.

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I think I'm recording the game,

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but, you know,
you can never know.

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The last time,
I got six hours of Bravo.

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And who knows?

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Maybe Manny's going to be
the first Latino president.

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Hello, Mr. Ingram.

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Dr. Donna Duncan,
Wesley's mom.

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Just brought you
a little thank-you

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for being his absolute
favorite teacher ever.

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- Those cupcakes are so white.
- Thank you.

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- Dr. Donna Duncan.
- I'm Gloria.

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We've met several times.

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Oh, of course.

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- Mario's mom.
- Manny.

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And how is he fitting in now?
Better?

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Anyway...

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Here she is.

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You brought a flask
to an open house?

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- You want some? It's scotch.
- No. Put it away.

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Don't be such a goody-goody.

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Taste it.
It's older than you are.

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- I don't want any scotch.
- Well, just smell it.

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- Fine.
- Mr. Dunphy, is that a flask?

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No. It is. It I--

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- Uh, I was -- it's his.
- No, it's not.

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For the record, no alcohol
is allowed on school premises.

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For God's sake, Phil,
it's 2:00 in the afternoon.

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So, Alex, tell me why you're here.

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I had a little meltdown last night,

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and I'm afraid it'll happen again

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but, this time, in the middle
of the S.A.T.s or something.

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Why do you think
you melted down?

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I'm stressed.

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It's my junior year.

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Part of me feels like

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the limbic system
in my brain's a bit off.

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That's a thing, right?
I did some research.

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You know I charge the same
even if you diagnose yourself?

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I'm just trying to move this along.

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I have a lot to do.

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Well, uh, this is a process.

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You know, it takes some time.

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What -- what are you thinking?

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- Nothing.
- No, no. Go ahead. Tell me.

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That maybe you're not up for this.

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I mean, no offense.

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- You're just a lot older than
you look on your website. - Oh.

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Did you even have S.A.T.s

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when you were in High School
or Asian kids?

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Oh, no. No, no, no.

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But there were other things
I worried about --

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Spanish inquisition,
sailing off the edge of the world,

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learning how to understand fire.

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Sorry.

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- You mind if we try something?
- What?

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Just do me a favor.

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Take a deep breath.

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Great.

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Now... what's on your mind?

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Well...

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I just remembered that I forgot

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to charge my computer
before I left

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and that I have to get
new index cards before Monday.

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Hopefully they don't run out
of the blue ones,

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because, for some reason,
those help me study better.

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Maybe it's because
they're easier to read

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or maybe my prescription's
getting worse.

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I should probably make an appointment
with the eye doctor.

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Also, should I get a job this summer

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or would an internship
look better on my application?

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And what is up with Hillary?
Is she going to run or not?

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I mean, I feel like
she'd totally understand

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the feeling of being overwhelmed,

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but also like you're not doing
enough at the same time.

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Wow.

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- Hey, Nina, how's Sanjay?
- Oh, great. Thanks.

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He's just dealing with
the S.A.T.s and the A.C.T.s

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and that merit scholarship application

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everyone's so stressed about.

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What -- what application?

248
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Let's begin by talking about
the A.P. Physics test,

249
00:08:38,148 --> 00:08:40,196
which, as you know,
takes place on...

250
00:08:40,197 --> 00:08:41,789
May 21st.

251
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,215
With Luke and Haley,

252
00:08:43,216 --> 00:08:45,605
I'm on top of everything
because they aren't.

253
00:08:45,606 --> 00:08:47,980
But Alex is so self-sufficient,

254
00:08:47,981 --> 00:08:49,678
I just sort of put it
in cruise control.

255
00:08:50,778 --> 00:08:51,713
I've fallen asleep
at the wheel,

256
00:08:51,714 --> 00:08:54,154
and now my little genius
is covered in cake.

257
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Now, a list of practice tests
I recommend

258
00:08:56,096 --> 00:08:57,882
the students take
before then

259
00:08:57,891 --> 00:09:01,837
3a, 4c, 12a through "f,"

260
00:09:01,838 --> 00:09:05,309
18d, 19a, 23c,

261
00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:09,614
24g, 25h, 26a...

262
00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:11,768
Meanwhile, a great artist
like Bob Dylan

263
00:09:11,769 --> 00:09:13,977
would get voted off
in the first round, which --

264
00:09:14,714 --> 00:09:16,788
if you wet the end,
it will stick to his face.

265
00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:19,590
- You're a genius.
- Piper, that's rude.

266
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,515
You know, Manny, in chorus,
we sing "Blowin' in the wind."

267
00:09:23,111 --> 00:09:25,041
Now that's blowin' in the wind.

268
00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:26,847
You're funny, Luke.

269
00:09:26,848 --> 00:09:28,714
Manny and I need
to use the restroom.

270
00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:29,638
We do?

271
00:09:33,266 --> 00:09:34,215
You've got to switch with me.

272
00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:35,783
What? No, we can't do that.

273
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,689
They're twins.
They'll never notice.

274
00:09:37,690 --> 00:09:39,838
You realize we're not twins, right?

275
00:09:42,242 --> 00:09:44,379
Special dollhouse delivery for Lily!

276
00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:45,595
It's here, it's here!

277
00:09:45,596 --> 00:09:46,988
I think you're going to love it.

278
00:09:46,989 --> 00:09:49,462
I spent so many hours playing
with this when I was your age.

279
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,444
Yeah, me too.

280
00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:51,735
Hey, quick, turn off your car.

281
00:09:51,736 --> 00:09:53,207
Why? It's in park, I think.

282
00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:55,041
I have a judgey green neighbor.

283
00:09:55,042 --> 00:09:56,745
He had the nerve
to come over here

284
00:09:56,746 --> 00:09:58,132
and tell me that
I'm not green enough.

285
00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,589
Shut up! You're super-green.

286
00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:02,216
Thank you.
I'm -- I'm recycling a Dollhouse.

287
00:10:02,217 --> 00:10:03,888
I even recycled a child.

288
00:10:03,889 --> 00:10:05,548
- Didn't you win some award?
- Yes, yes.

289
00:10:05,549 --> 00:10:08,589
The State Bar Association award
for sustained excellence

290
00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:09,460
in the field of environmental...

291
00:10:09,461 --> 00:10:10,455
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the one.

292
00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:12,220
...Law.
There was one word left.

293
00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:12,814
You didn't have to cut me off.

294
00:10:12,815 --> 00:10:14,281
Dollhouse, please.

295
00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:16,350
- Okay.
- Yeah, in a minute.

296
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,855
- You know what you should do?
- Hmm?

297
00:10:17,856 --> 00:10:18,882
March right over there

298
00:10:18,883 --> 00:10:21,330
and wave that trophy
in his stupid eco face.

299
00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:22,977
No. You think?

300
00:10:22,978 --> 00:10:24,590
Yes. Those people
are so annoying.

301
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,733
There's this girl at my school

302
00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:28,200
who was all over me about
my boots 'cause they're leather.

303
00:10:28,201 --> 00:10:31,268
Meanwhile, she's wearing crocs,
like those aren't endangered.

304
00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:32,790
You know what?
I am gonna do that.

305
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,793
Show him to out-green me.

306
00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:37,025
- Okay. Oh, no.
- Oh, no.

307
00:10:37,026 --> 00:10:38,621
All right, those are
blowing into his yard.

308
00:10:38,622 --> 00:10:40,072
That is -- okay, that's definitely
gonna hurt my case.

309
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,660
Uh, you pick these up.

310
00:10:41,661 --> 00:10:43,518
I'm gonna go get the trophy.
Lily, help her.

311
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,812
I heard that
"recycled child" comment.

312
00:10:49,246 --> 00:10:50,122
Thanks to your little flask,

313
00:10:50,123 --> 00:10:51,572
now the teacher
thinks I'm a burnout.

314
00:10:51,573 --> 00:10:52,883
Football game.

315
00:10:53,463 --> 00:10:54,722
Football game!

316
00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:56,265
- What are you doing?
- You can do this now.

317
00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:57,894
- I saw it in a commercial.
- Not with that phone.

318
00:10:57,895 --> 00:10:59,685
You might as well
say it into your wallet.

319
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:00,833
Come on.
We're gonna be late for math.

320
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,403
- I'm not going to any more boring classes.
- You're just gonna cut?

321
00:11:03,404 --> 00:11:06,264
No, I'm just not gonna go
because I'm in my 60s.

322
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,639
Teacher's lounge.

323
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,190
They got a TV in here.

324
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,947
- We can't go in the teacher's lounge.
- Why not?

325
00:11:11,948 --> 00:11:14,332
- Um, it's for teachers only.
- You're a teacher.

326
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,633
Right now, you're teaching me
how to be a little bitch.

327
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,136
Jay, don't.
Jay.

328
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,204
Jay!

329
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,544
So, when do you think
you'll be making your decision?

330
00:11:25,545 --> 00:11:27,531
Oh, sometime
in the next week or so.

331
00:11:27,532 --> 00:11:30,460
Oh, take your time.
It would be rude to rush you.

332
00:11:30,461 --> 00:11:32,240
Not as rude
as interrupting two people

333
00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,566
in the middle of a conversation.

334
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,208
Well, actually, I'll go.

335
00:11:35,306 --> 00:11:36,642
I'm gonna go grab some coffee.

336
00:11:36,643 --> 00:11:39,864
Good idea because those
cupcakes look very dry.

337
00:11:40,462 --> 00:11:42,942
Okay. This is unbelievable.

338
00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:45,047
They just gave me four books
on applying to top colleges.

339
00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:47,267
When am I gonna have
time to read all this?

340
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:49,946
Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.

341
00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:52,948
I didn't see you there.
Come on, girls.

342
00:11:52,949 --> 00:11:54,791
Oh, she's so mean.

343
00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:56,746
- Everybody sees me.
- Who was that?

344
00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:58,190
Dr. Dooda Dada.

345
00:11:58,191 --> 00:12:00,274
She thinks that
she can flirt her son

346
00:12:00,275 --> 00:12:03,431
all the way to Washington,
but I'm gonna take her down.

347
00:12:03,492 --> 00:12:06,376
- I would love to chat, but I got
to get to A.P. Calc. - Okay.

348
00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:09,785
Physical education is
a critical part of every school day.

349
00:12:09,786 --> 00:12:12,541
As we develop the mind,
so we must the body.

350
00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:15,698
This begins with good nutrition,
uh, physical activity,

351
00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:18,237
sportsmanship, and attention
to personal hygiene.

352
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,644
No, please, please,
please don't go.

353
00:12:19,645 --> 00:12:22,591
I know this is boring,
but this isn't my idea.

354
00:12:22,592 --> 00:12:25,220
I wanted to play
a spirited game of dodgeball, but --

355
00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:27,397
That sounds fun.
I'll play dodgeball.

356
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:29,576
I'll play, too.

357
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:31,110
Anything's got to be
better than this.

358
00:12:31,111 --> 00:12:31,894
Oh, well, you know what?

359
00:12:31,895 --> 00:12:34,658
We're really not supposed to,
but you know what?

360
00:12:34,659 --> 00:12:36,861
Hey, guys, listen to this.
My name's Cam.

361
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:40,237
I'm the sheriff of Dodge... Ball.

362
00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,666
Okay, you guys are the Hatfields.

363
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,048
You are the McCoys.

364
00:12:44,049 --> 00:12:45,548
Mr. Mandelbaum,
I'd like you to stay seated.

365
00:12:45,549 --> 00:12:47,140
You're gonna be our referee.

366
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,316
All right, everybody,
let's dodgeball!

367
00:12:50,155 --> 00:12:52,218
Dodgeball was a smash.

368
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:54,587
Dr. Donna and Gloria
were like two assassins

369
00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:57,495
just picking off
their victims one by one.

370
00:13:01,184 --> 00:13:03,612
Okay, last two dodgeballers.

371
00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:04,758
Are you ready?

372
00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:05,778
Yes.

373
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,311
Are you ready?

374
00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:08,646
Yes!

375
00:13:10,128 --> 00:13:11,546
Oh, I'm so sorry.

376
00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:13,088
I'm going to kill you!

377
00:13:13,089 --> 00:13:14,838
Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, don't!

378
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,695
- Ow! My eye!
- I don't understand you!

379
00:13:20,388 --> 00:13:21,446
So, you like theater,

380
00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:23,814
and you just put
this fake thumb in our fries.

381
00:13:23,815 --> 00:13:24,574
Yep.

382
00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:26,879
I'm gonna go out
on a limb here

383
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,244
and say we're
with the wrong people.

384
00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,821
Let's just switch dates
and get this party started.

385
00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:32,615
What? We don't want to switch.

386
00:13:32,616 --> 00:13:34,717
Yeah. I'm not attracted to you.

387
00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:36,556
And I'm not attracted to you.

388
00:13:36,631 --> 00:13:37,445
Wait a minute.

389
00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:39,884
We like all the same things,
but you don't think I'm cute?

390
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,808
I've got a thing for Latin men.

391
00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:42,900
I like 'em dumb.

392
00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:45,704
- Ugh. Well, that's just offensive.
- And shallow.

393
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:48,031
Just because we're guys doesn't mean
we don't have feelings.

394
00:13:48,032 --> 00:13:50,050
Yeah. I don't feel good about this.

395
00:13:50,051 --> 00:13:51,297
It makes me feel...

396
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,328
Bad.

397
00:13:53,715 --> 00:13:55,183
Come on, Luke.
Let's get out of here.

398
00:13:55,184 --> 00:13:56,388
Our parents aren't home.

399
00:13:56,389 --> 00:13:58,462
If you want,
we'll make out with you.

400
00:13:59,636 --> 00:14:01,429
I'm not proud
of what happened next.

401
00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:02,434
I am.

402
00:14:07,037 --> 00:14:08,238
He's not home.

403
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:10,224
How's the cleanup going?

404
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:13,146
- Well, I think I got most of them.
- You've been at this a while.

405
00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:14,655
How come you only have
like eight peanuts?

406
00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:16,220
Instead of carrying them around,

407
00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:18,562
I made a huge pile right over th--

408
00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:21,785
- Again?!
- Geez. They're everywhere.

409
00:14:21,786 --> 00:14:23,630
Oh, God. No! Bird!

410
00:14:24,059 --> 00:14:25,341
Aah! Oh, no!

411
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:25,920
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!

412
00:14:25,921 --> 00:14:27,881
Oh, no! What is that smell?!

413
00:14:27,882 --> 00:14:29,623
It smells like French fries!

414
00:14:29,624 --> 00:14:31,174
It's biodiesel. Can you plug it up?

415
00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:33,917
- Oh, what? With what? Popcorn?
- Oh, geez. Oh, God.

416
00:14:33,918 --> 00:14:36,145
- No!
- My boots! This is a disaster!

417
00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:37,058
Save the seals!

418
00:14:37,059 --> 00:14:38,568
What -- what -- what --
what the hell?

419
00:14:39,271 --> 00:14:40,313
What did you do?

420
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,979
Uh, I won a green award.

421
00:14:43,369 --> 00:14:44,253
That's what.

422
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:47,736
You think you can get
this thing to work?

423
00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:48,946
Hey, you're supposed
to be the lookout.

424
00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:51,286
- What if somebody walks in?
- Gee, they'll call my parents.

425
00:14:51,863 --> 00:14:53,426
Hey! Look! You did it!

426
00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:54,738
Yeah, it's not
that big of a deal.

427
00:14:54,739 --> 00:14:55,924
Listen, I'm gonna
get back to class.

428
00:14:55,925 --> 00:14:57,734
Before you go,
let me ask you a question.

429
00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:00,873
How do you know
how to do all this stuff?

430
00:15:00,874 --> 00:15:02,901
Back in High School,
I was in the A.V. club.

431
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,471
We did all kinds of crazy things.

432
00:15:04,472 --> 00:15:06,310
One year, we hid
a microphone in the gym.

433
00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:08,719
We could totally hear everything
that was going on at prom.

434
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,643
I used to make fun
of guys like you.

435
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,495
This is pretty cool.

436
00:15:12,892 --> 00:15:13,638
Really?

437
00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:16,162
You think this is cool...

438
00:15:18,414 --> 00:15:20,318
- First down!
- All right.

439
00:15:20,594 --> 00:15:22,348
Best open house ever.

440
00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:24,377
It's all gravy when
you're in the A.V.

441
00:15:24,378 --> 00:15:26,525
Admit it -- doesn't it feel good
to break a few rules,

442
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,063
take a walk on the wild side?

443
00:15:28,079 --> 00:15:29,410
- You're welcome.
- No, you're welcome.

444
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:30,935
I'm the one who set
this whole thing up.

445
00:15:30,936 --> 00:15:32,822
Let's just say
we make a good team.

446
00:15:32,823 --> 00:15:33,753
To us.

447
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,700
There he goes.
There he goes.

448
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,004
- Come on, come on!
- Come on!

449
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:38,623
- Come on!
- Yeah!

450
00:15:43,248 --> 00:15:45,926
I've been like this for as long
as I can remember.

451
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:47,488
Can you give me an example?

452
00:15:48,044 --> 00:15:49,551
Well, when I was little,

453
00:15:49,552 --> 00:15:51,147
I was in a spelling bee at school

454
00:15:51,148 --> 00:15:53,923
and I really wanted to win.

455
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,122
I don't know why.
There was no prize.

456
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,292
No one cared.

457
00:15:57,822 --> 00:15:59,469
My parents didn't even
know I was in it.

458
00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:01,367
I just felt this weight
on my shoulders,

459
00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:04,210
like if I lost, I'd...
I don't know.

460
00:16:04,211 --> 00:16:06,085
- I just had to win.
- And did you?

461
00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:08,407
Yep. Know what
the winning word was?

462
00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:10,143
Responsibility.

463
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:13,738
Is that what you feel?

464
00:16:14,313 --> 00:16:17,111
A responsibility
to win all the time?

465
00:16:17,112 --> 00:16:18,852
To always be the best?

466
00:16:18,988 --> 00:16:20,464
That's one way to put it.

467
00:16:20,632 --> 00:16:23,503
And this responsibility --
where does it come from?

468
00:16:24,135 --> 00:16:26,844
I'm not sure.
It's just... there.

469
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,321
So it's an internal pressure.

470
00:16:32,631 --> 00:16:33,430
Kind of.

471
00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:35,765
I mean, once
you start overachieving,

472
00:16:35,766 --> 00:16:37,368
people expect things from you.

473
00:16:37,369 --> 00:16:38,471
Like what people?

474
00:16:38,472 --> 00:16:40,745
You know, the world...

475
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,584
Teachers, parents, other kids.

476
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,410
It's not all internal.

477
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,026
Don't get me wrong.

478
00:16:49,064 --> 00:16:50,655
I like the way I'm wired.

479
00:16:50,898 --> 00:16:52,476
It's what's going to get me
into a good school.

480
00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:54,109
It's what makes me who I am.

481
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:56,840
And how is that --
being who you are?

482
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:57,685
I don't know.

483
00:16:58,169 --> 00:16:59,261
Mostly good.

484
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,090
A little exhausting.

485
00:17:02,949 --> 00:17:04,540
Sometimes hard.

486
00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:06,991
I guess there's your answer.

487
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:09,312
It's hard being me.

488
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,389
Tell me a little more
about your family.

489
00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:14,222
They're pretty normal,
I guess.

490
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,001
I'm not like any of them,

491
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,704
- but that doesn't really bother me.
- Ever?

492
00:17:18,879 --> 00:17:22,025
Only when they say things like
"Alex, you study too much"

493
00:17:22,026 --> 00:17:25,976
or "don't freak out"
or "go do something fun."

494
00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:27,098
So, your siblings --

495
00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:30,272
they don't experience
the same pressures you do.

496
00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:31,906
Oh, God, no.
They don't care about school.

497
00:17:31,907 --> 00:17:33,333
Hmm. Why do you think that is?

498
00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:35,036
I mean, you all grew up
in the same house

499
00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:37,639
with the same parents,
yet you're the only one

500
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,505
who feels this
enormous pressure

501
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:41,256
to achieve at such a high level.

502
00:17:41,257 --> 00:17:42,841
Why do we even have
to talk about my family?

503
00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:44,849
They don't have
anything to do with this.

504
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,844
They don't get me.

505
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:49,296
How's that feel?

506
00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:52,722
- I don't know.
- You're a smart girl.

507
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,144
- Try a little harder.
- I said I don't know.

508
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,278
I feel...

509
00:18:03,627 --> 00:18:04,762
Kind of alone.

510
00:18:06,524 --> 00:18:10,451
I realize our juniors are busy
with S.A.T.s, so as a rule,

511
00:18:10,452 --> 00:18:12,754
I only give two hours
of homework a night.

512
00:18:12,755 --> 00:18:15,250
- Two hours?
- Our students are highly advanced.

513
00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:16,461
It's nothing they can't handle.

514
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,071
You know, I'm --
I'm sure they can.

515
00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:19,826
It's just that if they have
two hours in this class

516
00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:21,785
and they have
an hour for A.P. Bio

517
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,966
and an hour and a half for,
um, advanced lit

518
00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:25,953
and -- hang on one second.

519
00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:27,592
Let me just do this
on the board,

520
00:18:27,593 --> 00:18:31,084
'cause then it's --
um, we got 2 and 1 and 1.5

521
00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:32,925
and then another,
uh, hour and a half

522
00:18:32,926 --> 00:18:37,066
for A.P. History --
gives us...

523
00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:39,025
- It's 6.
- Yes!

524
00:18:39,026 --> 00:18:41,214
Nina, I was getting there.

525
00:18:41,215 --> 00:18:42,506
Thank you!
Thank you so much!

526
00:18:42,507 --> 00:18:43,751
If I could just
have a second to think

527
00:18:43,752 --> 00:18:45,425
without all the tippy-tappy typing.

528
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:47,548
6.

529
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:50,318
Well, I hope you're happy.

530
00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:51,949
You've ruined dodgeball
for everyone.

531
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:53,914
She was the one who threw
that ball in my face.

532
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,107
Only because you threw
yourself at Mr. Ingram.

533
00:18:56,108 --> 00:18:57,099
Okay, ladies, please.

534
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,123
Can't you see
what's going on here?

535
00:18:58,124 --> 00:19:01,085
You both just want
what's best for your kids.

536
00:19:01,337 --> 00:19:03,794
- Huh?
- I need to get this trip for Wesley.

537
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,536
I'm tired of him being
so mad at me all the time.

538
00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:07,795
Why is he mad?

539
00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:09,231
Oh, he blames me
for the divorce.

540
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,173
His father will always
be the hero.

541
00:19:11,545 --> 00:19:13,310
It's hard to blame someone
who's never there.

542
00:19:13,311 --> 00:19:15,016
Now, can't you relate to that?

543
00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:17,174
It will get better.

544
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:20,609
Kids always figure out
who's really there for them.

545
00:19:21,808 --> 00:19:24,067
Again, we're very sorry
about the projector.

546
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,852
I'll send a check on Monday.

547
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:28,075
- Hi, honey.
- I got in trouble.

548
00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:30,113
Whatever she did,
add it to my tab.

549
00:19:30,471 --> 00:19:32,598
- All right, let's do this.
- No. No, no, no.

550
00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:35,227
Not you two, just you.
Come on, sheriff.

551
00:19:38,268 --> 00:19:39,941
Oh. Oh, hey, honey.
How did it go?

552
00:19:39,942 --> 00:19:41,823
Good. And I made another
session for next week.

553
00:19:41,824 --> 00:19:42,723
- Hmm.
- How was the open house?

554
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,224
Wow. So intense.

555
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,050
I had no idea the kind
of pressure you're under.

556
00:19:47,051 --> 00:19:48,212
Honey, I was just you
for two hours.

557
00:19:48,213 --> 00:19:50,298
I could barely hold it together.

558
00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:53,147
I don't know how you don't
have a meltdown every day.

559
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,333
I -- oh, honey.

560
00:19:56,105 --> 00:19:57,992
Sweetie, what?
Did I say something?

561
00:19:57,993 --> 00:19:58,875
Yes.

562
00:20:00,135 --> 00:20:01,072
Thank you.

563
00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:03,646
Okay.

564
00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:05,262
Okay.

565
00:20:07,422 --> 00:20:08,146
Okay.

566
00:20:15,771 --> 00:20:17,703
Again, I am so sorry.

567
00:20:17,704 --> 00:20:19,646
I-I guess, in retrospect,
it was a little crazy

568
00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:21,982
that I wanted to show you
my state bar association award.

569
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:22,812
Stop.

570
00:20:22,829 --> 00:20:24,896
And it's possible I come on
a little too strong.

571
00:20:24,897 --> 00:20:26,384
No. No, no.

572
00:20:26,385 --> 00:20:28,006
I like to think that
I'm greener than I am,

573
00:20:28,007 --> 00:20:29,792
but maybe I just want the credit

574
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,584
without doing all the hard work
that you do.

575
00:20:31,585 --> 00:20:32,687
Well, you're right -- it is hard,

576
00:20:32,688 --> 00:20:34,488
but, you know, it's also alienating.

577
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:36,241
You know, no one wants
to be friends with me.

578
00:20:36,242 --> 00:20:38,918
I-I can't tell you the last time
I had people over for dinner,

579
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,306
which is probably a good thing.

580
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,359
You know, with solar power,

581
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,033
it takes four days
to roast a chicken.

582
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,161
- Really? - If you want it cooked
all the way through, yeah.

583
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,296
- Hmm.
- You know I had salmonella three times?

584
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,525
If you want to come over
to our house for dinner,

585
00:20:49,526 --> 00:20:52,592
we kind of owe you.
You can play with my dollhouse.

586
00:20:52,593 --> 00:20:53,409
- Yeah?

587
00:20:53,844 --> 00:20:56,044
- Is it made from sustainable materials?
- Forget it.

588
00:20:56,244 --> 00:21:02,744
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