1 00:00:01,142 --> 00:00:02,480 You're still on that thing? 2 00:00:02,592 --> 00:00:04,643 What are you constantly looking at on your computer? 3 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,098 Is that a question you really want people asking around here? 4 00:00:07,219 --> 00:00:08,467 Indeed, it is not. 5 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:10,419 I'm just checking college acceptances. 6 00:00:10,491 --> 00:00:12,060 I mean, they should be posting them any day. 7 00:00:12,153 --> 00:00:13,744 You cannot spend your entire spring break 8 00:00:13,832 --> 00:00:15,141 worrying about college admissions. 9 00:00:15,218 --> 00:00:17,273 You should go to that-- that music festival thing with Haley. 10 00:00:17,377 --> 00:00:19,555 Do something fun. Learn to relax a-- 11 00:00:19,638 --> 00:00:22,173 Do we have to keep every remote we have ever owned? 12 00:00:22,319 --> 00:00:25,294 Somewhere in a landfill, a laserdisc just ejected. 13 00:00:25,374 --> 00:00:27,171 Uh, I can't bring Alex to the festival 14 00:00:27,267 --> 00:00:30,617 because I am going for work to research new fashion trends. 15 00:00:30,742 --> 00:00:32,338 I need to blend in, you know? 16 00:00:32,405 --> 00:00:33,975 Everyone will think she's a cop. 17 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:37,090 Well, I could sit here and worry and ruin my day, 18 00:00:37,176 --> 00:00:38,647 or I could go with Haley and ruin hers. 19 00:00:39,528 --> 00:00:40,729 I'll grab my sunscreen. 20 00:00:40,795 --> 00:00:42,403 - Good morning. - Hey, dad. 21 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:45,035 I hate to shame you, but Haley woke up before you. 22 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,777 Well, Haley didn't run a 10k yesterday 23 00:00:46,851 --> 00:00:48,492 to raise awareness for alopecia. 24 00:00:48,629 --> 00:00:49,614 What's alopecia? 25 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:51,532 That is why I run. 26 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:52,738 Honey, I could really use your help 27 00:00:52,821 --> 00:00:53,784 with spring cleaning today. 28 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,053 I got to get all these boxes down to the donation center. 29 00:00:56,196 --> 00:00:57,512 Wish I could, but I've got work. 30 00:00:57,668 --> 00:00:59,966 Then Luke and I have got some important trampolining to do. 31 00:01:00,097 --> 00:01:03,161 I just love how equally we divide our responsibilities. 32 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,573 Figured we'd do a little father/son bonding 33 00:01:04,643 --> 00:01:06,132 since your school trip was canceled. 34 00:01:06,237 --> 00:01:08,607 Oh. You can teach me the Dunphy Tuck. 35 00:01:09,538 --> 00:01:12,089 I love your enthusiasm, son, but it's way too dangerous. 36 00:01:12,176 --> 00:01:13,966 One wrong move, and you're eating springs. 37 00:01:14,044 --> 00:01:15,138 Oh, no, no, those are-- 38 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,459 - Is that my banjo? - Hmm? 39 00:01:17,199 --> 00:01:19,482 When I met this little lady sitting next to me, 40 00:01:19,574 --> 00:01:21,177 it was love at first sight. 41 00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:24,254 Yep, I've been noodling around on the ol' flyswatter 42 00:01:24,347 --> 00:01:25,987 for a couple of years now. 43 00:01:26,199 --> 00:01:29,190 I was inspired by the greats-- Scruggs, Kermit. 44 00:01:29,628 --> 00:01:30,717 It's hard to practice, though, 45 00:01:30,796 --> 00:01:32,786 because it gets Claire so hot and bothered. 46 00:01:36,979 --> 00:01:37,848 ♪ what do you-- ♪ 47 00:01:37,943 --> 00:01:40,262 I think I've heard enough. 48 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,361 Lucky for you, I've got time 49 00:01:45,457 --> 00:01:47,581 for a couple verses of "Shortnin' Bread." 50 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:48,389 No, no, no, no, no. 51 00:01:48,471 --> 00:01:50,015 No, no, it's in the box. It's leaving the house. 52 00:01:50,094 --> 00:01:52,198 I-I can never hear that awful thing again. 53 00:01:52,396 --> 00:01:53,786 - But you called me "Banjovi." - I know. 54 00:01:53,891 --> 00:01:56,010 I did whatever was necessary to make it stop. 55 00:01:56,077 --> 00:01:58,621 Wait. Does that mean you also didn't like my bagpiping? 56 00:01:58,768 --> 00:02:00,011 Is that why we have Luke?! 57 00:02:00,085 --> 00:02:00,878 It's not. 58 00:02:01,074 --> 00:02:02,028 Is it? 59 00:02:10,286 --> 00:02:12,304 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 60 00:02:14,726 --> 00:02:16,191 Ay, Cam, no dessert for you? 61 00:02:16,305 --> 00:02:17,185 No, none for me. 62 00:02:17,268 --> 00:02:19,413 I have to fit into a skintight cat costume tonight 63 00:02:19,529 --> 00:02:20,312 because I'm gonna-- 64 00:02:20,393 --> 00:02:21,893 Whatever you do behind closed doors 65 00:02:22,019 --> 00:02:23,126 is your own business. 66 00:02:23,201 --> 00:02:26,366 Because I'm singing "Memory" at the Faculty Follies. 67 00:02:26,435 --> 00:02:27,172 It's a fundraiser 68 00:02:27,257 --> 00:02:28,795 where the teachers do a little talent show. 69 00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:30,371 Ay, maybe I come see you. 70 00:02:30,463 --> 00:02:31,661 I need to find something to watch 71 00:02:31,772 --> 00:02:33,745 since I had to give up my soap operas. 72 00:02:33,831 --> 00:02:35,181 Oh, because you've been neglecting Joe? 73 00:02:35,264 --> 00:02:38,080 No, it's because I asked Jay to stop smoking cigars, 74 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,552 and he said that he would quit 75 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,751 if I stopped watching the soap operas. 76 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:43,267 But it's very hard. 77 00:02:43,339 --> 00:02:44,306 What's so damn hard? 78 00:02:44,387 --> 00:02:45,572 It's the same thing every week-- 79 00:02:45,735 --> 00:02:47,247 amnesia, evil twins, 80 00:02:47,404 --> 00:02:49,539 two ladies end up fighting in a fountain. 81 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:52,136 I mean, what is it? Is it some sort of an escape? 82 00:02:52,237 --> 00:02:55,067 It's better than blowing smoke in our baby's face. 83 00:02:55,313 --> 00:02:57,109 Where did he go, anyways? 84 00:02:57,269 --> 00:02:59,056 Oh, there's an e-mail from Lily's scout camp. 85 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:00,800 - I hope everything's okay. - She's fine. 86 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,800 Mitchell's nervous because he's not a camper. 87 00:03:02,893 --> 00:03:04,767 His idea of roughing it is a hotel stay 88 00:03:04,869 --> 00:03:06,312 where the cable doesn't get Bravo. 89 00:03:06,405 --> 00:03:08,344 They should tell you that when you check in. 90 00:03:08,484 --> 00:03:10,705 Oh, boy. Okay, here's a photo, look. 91 00:03:10,797 --> 00:03:12,479 - She's using the signal. - What signal? 92 00:03:12,574 --> 00:03:13,860 The kids aren't allowed to call their parents, 93 00:03:13,957 --> 00:03:16,945 but the camp sends out photos, so we have a code. 94 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:17,888 Yeah, "we." 95 00:03:17,969 --> 00:03:20,665 One finger, she's fine. Two fingers, she's unhappy. 96 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:21,910 Look at this-- two fingers. 97 00:03:21,987 --> 00:03:23,074 I don't look at pictures on a phone. 98 00:03:23,148 --> 00:03:25,691 If it's a good shot, get a print, put it in an album. 99 00:03:25,776 --> 00:03:27,241 Interesting time to take a stand. 100 00:03:27,325 --> 00:03:28,534 But she looks like she's just doing 101 00:03:28,624 --> 00:03:30,746 the bunny ears behind her girlfriend. 102 00:03:30,831 --> 00:03:32,144 Which is exactly what she would do 103 00:03:32,241 --> 00:03:34,001 to get a secret signal past the authorities. 104 00:03:34,076 --> 00:03:36,039 Okay, it's a scout camp, not Leavenworth. 105 00:03:36,136 --> 00:03:37,855 She's smiling. What are you worried about? 106 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:40,427 Because it's her first time away from home. It-- 107 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,066 You know what? That's probably it. 108 00:03:43,169 --> 00:03:44,851 I'm just-- I'm stressing out, so-- 109 00:03:44,998 --> 00:03:46,326 You know, I'm-- I'm gonna go to the office 110 00:03:46,429 --> 00:03:47,897 and pick up some paperwork. 111 00:03:47,981 --> 00:03:49,529 You know what? I'm gonna tag along with you. 112 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,085 You can drop me off at the club. 113 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:52,348 I'm not really going to the office. 114 00:03:52,422 --> 00:03:53,737 Don't care. Need a cigar. 115 00:03:56,656 --> 00:03:58,194 Based off the walk I just took, 116 00:03:58,282 --> 00:04:00,194 side-boob is the new butt crack. 117 00:04:00,387 --> 00:04:02,161 So, you want to head down front? 118 00:04:02,423 --> 00:04:04,074 Alex! 119 00:04:04,399 --> 00:04:06,387 Okay, you need to drink this. 120 00:04:06,466 --> 00:04:07,407 I'll get a new one. 121 00:04:07,492 --> 00:04:08,549 Uh, is there vodka in here? 122 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:10,727 If there is, it's not doing anybody any good 123 00:04:10,812 --> 00:04:13,468 until I get it in there. 124 00:04:14,261 --> 00:04:15,565 Michelangelo talked about chiseling 125 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,468 beautiful sculptures out of marble. 126 00:04:17,609 --> 00:04:20,538 Well, my chisel is a Long Island iced tea, 127 00:04:20,648 --> 00:04:23,810 and I use it to free the party girl from the block of nerd. 128 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:26,596 Music!! 129 00:04:26,864 --> 00:04:28,048 Yeah! 130 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:32,041 Not all my sculptures are masterpieces. 131 00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:34,485 Hey. 132 00:04:34,745 --> 00:04:35,529 I'm ho-- 133 00:04:44,213 --> 00:04:45,933 Oh, amazing! 134 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:48,828 Honey, were you listening? Isn't he good? 135 00:04:48,942 --> 00:04:50,282 - Really good. - Yeah. 136 00:04:50,394 --> 00:04:51,610 Really good. 137 00:04:51,701 --> 00:04:53,530 I-- I thought you didn't like the banjo. 138 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,511 I didn't think I did, either, 139 00:04:54,601 --> 00:04:56,282 but there's just something about the way he plays. 140 00:04:56,378 --> 00:04:58,506 It's so... It's so musical. 141 00:04:58,594 --> 00:04:59,660 Mm-hmm. 142 00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:01,226 So, what's this, a surprise for old dad? 143 00:05:01,306 --> 00:05:03,621 You been secretly taking lessons for months, probably longer? 144 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:05,727 Nope. I just started messing around with it today. 145 00:05:05,819 --> 00:05:07,090 And you learned a whole song. 146 00:05:07,179 --> 00:05:09,673 Actually, he learned two! Play him the other one. 147 00:05:09,755 --> 00:05:10,950 I'm good, thanks. 148 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:13,534 Are those my shoes? 149 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,127 I found them in the box of donations. 150 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:16,553 They fit him perfectly. 151 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:17,876 If anything, they're a little snug. 152 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,537 Well, he can kick them off, 153 00:05:19,632 --> 00:05:21,507 'cause we are about to do some trampolining. 154 00:05:21,609 --> 00:05:22,889 Time to learn the Dunphy Tuck. 155 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,580 I thought you said he could get hurt doing that. 156 00:05:24,682 --> 00:05:26,134 It's impossible to be safe all the time. 157 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:28,308 You can get hurt just walking into your own house. 158 00:05:29,267 --> 00:05:30,605 Okay, I'm gonna go hang my costume up 159 00:05:30,707 --> 00:05:32,502 in my dressing room and start warming up my voice. 160 00:05:32,603 --> 00:05:34,843 Dressing room? Ay, show me. 161 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:36,708 I can't. It's the handicapped stall in the men's room. 162 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,399 But tonight is not about Cameron Tucker. 163 00:05:38,496 --> 00:05:39,220 It's about the kids. 164 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:40,653 ♪ me-me-me-me-me-me ♪ 165 00:05:40,787 --> 00:05:41,801 Coach Tucker. 166 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,094 Señor Kaplan. 167 00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:45,222 Oh. What is that, a caveman costume? 168 00:05:45,331 --> 00:05:47,969 No, I just signed up to sing "Memory" from "Cats." 169 00:05:48,085 --> 00:05:50,494 Although I hope I'm not on after the "Grease" chorus. 170 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,111 They're a tough act to follow. 171 00:05:52,209 --> 00:05:53,253 "Memory"? 172 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,994 But that is your song. 173 00:05:55,098 --> 00:05:56,708 - "Memory"? But that was his song. - Two cat costumes? 174 00:05:56,797 --> 00:05:58,268 Well, we can't both sing the same song. 175 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,152 I mean, that would make a mockery of the Follies. 176 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,040 Oh, well, I sang last year. 177 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,879 Please, I insist-- you sing. 178 00:06:03,985 --> 00:06:06,175 - He gave up his song. - That was his song last year. 179 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:07,541 Fate will smile upon him. 180 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,646 You would do that for me? 181 00:06:08,721 --> 00:06:10,494 This is literally the nicest gesture 182 00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:11,713 I have ever witnessed-- 183 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,053 and I'm from Canada. 184 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,424 I don't like this. 185 00:06:15,529 --> 00:06:17,753 This is just like when Rosalba and Marisol 186 00:06:17,858 --> 00:06:20,031 found out that they were married to the same man. 187 00:06:20,189 --> 00:06:22,132 Marisol backed down, 188 00:06:22,247 --> 00:06:24,454 but she was found dead two days later. 189 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,156 Okay, Gloria, I think there's a chance 190 00:06:26,264 --> 00:06:27,837 you're trying to turn a very normal situation 191 00:06:27,957 --> 00:06:29,521 into one of your soap operas. 192 00:06:29,692 --> 00:06:31,712 Okay, but imagine-- 193 00:06:31,832 --> 00:06:34,402 a standing ovation for you will crush him! 194 00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:35,058 You know what? 195 00:06:35,152 --> 00:06:37,409 I'll only look better if I take the high road-- 196 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,962 you know, help out backstage, let him have his moment. 197 00:06:41,649 --> 00:06:43,963 Oh, my goodness! 198 00:06:48,835 --> 00:06:51,220 The move you're about to see was first developed 199 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:54,453 by my great-great-great- grandfather Razvan Dunphy, 200 00:06:54,555 --> 00:06:57,691 but, really, it's as old as man's quest to fly. 201 00:06:57,776 --> 00:06:59,500 It's just a flip with a twist, right? 202 00:06:59,590 --> 00:07:01,193 There's a lot more going on, 203 00:07:01,326 --> 00:07:02,790 but you won't be able to absorb it 204 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,701 the first time you see it. 205 00:07:05,456 --> 00:07:07,945 Eins... zwei... drei-- 206 00:07:08,026 --> 00:07:09,363 No good. Okay. 207 00:07:09,494 --> 00:07:11,648 Oh. You were right. I totally missed it. 208 00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:13,537 I'm glad that happened. I'm actually glad that happened. 209 00:07:13,618 --> 00:07:15,919 It's a good reminder-- the Dunphy Tuck demands respect. 210 00:07:16,057 --> 00:07:18,847 This... time... for... 211 00:07:18,948 --> 00:07:20,369 real! 212 00:07:22,347 --> 00:07:23,912 Jim McKay, that hurts! 213 00:07:24,648 --> 00:07:27,198 I'm gonna... just adjust these springs. 214 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,826 They feel fine to me. 215 00:07:29,005 --> 00:07:29,768 I'm sure they do. 216 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:32,184 You don't have the foot sensitivity of a tramp champ. 217 00:07:32,551 --> 00:07:34,682 If I ever had to read braille, I'd-- 218 00:07:35,225 --> 00:07:37,291 Oh, my God! I think I did it! 219 00:07:37,384 --> 00:07:38,117 Did I do it? 220 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:39,187 Almost. Yeah. 221 00:07:39,276 --> 00:07:40,739 Your-- your form was a little off. 222 00:07:40,826 --> 00:07:43,565 Really? It felt perfect. I'll try one more time. 223 00:07:43,742 --> 00:07:45,327 I'm not sure that's such a good idea. 224 00:07:45,443 --> 00:07:47,931 You might cement in some bad... habits. 225 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,515 I did it again! 226 00:07:49,612 --> 00:07:50,957 I'm gonna get you some water. 227 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,253 You seem lightheaded and delusional. 228 00:07:53,924 --> 00:07:54,953 Again! 229 00:07:57,687 --> 00:07:59,691 Oh, honey. You look exhausted. 230 00:07:59,769 --> 00:08:01,869 Well, I am not. I am as strong as ever. 231 00:08:01,961 --> 00:08:03,516 Certainly the strongest person in the house. 232 00:08:03,638 --> 00:08:06,821 Is Luke doing the Dunphy Tuck? 233 00:08:06,913 --> 00:08:08,322 Sort of a poor man's version of it. 234 00:08:08,411 --> 00:08:10,428 Wow. He added a whole new twist. 235 00:08:10,529 --> 00:08:12,456 It's called over-rotation. Look into it. 236 00:08:13,186 --> 00:08:14,828 I was so caught up in my spring cleaning, 237 00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:18,241 it took me a while to see that Phil was feeling inadequate. 238 00:08:19,121 --> 00:08:20,982 I knew what I needed to do. 239 00:08:21,081 --> 00:08:22,895 When you guys are done out there, 240 00:08:22,994 --> 00:08:25,328 do you think you could give Luke my list? 241 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,564 I have some chores on here that require some muscle. 242 00:08:27,658 --> 00:08:29,010 Maybe I should take care of that. 243 00:08:29,101 --> 00:08:29,865 Nah. 244 00:08:29,952 --> 00:08:31,288 No, no, I-I-I can handle it. 245 00:08:31,355 --> 00:08:33,944 Luke's pretty busy out there not pointing his toes. 246 00:08:34,074 --> 00:08:35,317 So he's all like, "Get a life," 247 00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:36,931 and I'm like, "No, thanks. Got nine." 248 00:08:37,022 --> 00:08:39,200 I mean, 'cause... 249 00:08:39,446 --> 00:08:42,285 Sorry to interrupt, but I just took a break from painting. 250 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:43,932 Wanted to come over, bring you some tea 251 00:08:44,044 --> 00:08:45,726 and tell you to break a paw. 252 00:08:46,662 --> 00:08:48,018 He almost broke his head. 253 00:08:48,104 --> 00:08:49,938 Yes, I know, and I feel horrible about that. 254 00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:50,869 I-I hope you know 255 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:53,516 I would never intentionally do anything to harm-- 256 00:08:53,611 --> 00:08:54,904 Oh! My throat! 257 00:08:55,007 --> 00:08:55,730 It burns! 258 00:08:55,821 --> 00:08:57,749 - He made the tea too hot! - Not on purpose! 259 00:08:57,853 --> 00:08:59,092 Oh! Oh! 260 00:08:59,763 --> 00:09:01,838 He tripped on one of Coach Tucker's paint cans. 261 00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:03,104 I don't remember leaving that there! 262 00:09:03,247 --> 00:09:06,579 Oh, look at me. I can't command a stage. 263 00:09:06,753 --> 00:09:09,094 You-- you have to take my place. 264 00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:10,994 We'll wheel you out onto stage. 265 00:09:11,079 --> 00:09:12,138 Oh, come on-- we both know 266 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:14,449 this song requires catlike movements. 267 00:09:14,535 --> 00:09:17,078 Someone get this man into fur and makeup! 268 00:09:18,821 --> 00:09:20,738 - What are you doing?! - Last item on the list-- 269 00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:22,757 - move the table. - No. You should not be doing that alone. 270 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,495 Really? 'Cause I got the fridge out to the curb. 271 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:25,720 - How? - Drug it. 272 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:26,872 Stand back. I'm turtling her. 273 00:09:26,964 --> 00:09:27,897 No, you're gonna get hurt, sweetie. 274 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,161 - Let me get Luke. Luke! - No, no, no! 275 00:09:29,257 --> 00:09:31,721 I don't need his help! Let him play his precious banjo! 276 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:36,332 It was like the banjo was mocking me. 277 00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:39,203 ♪ you are not the man you used to be ♪ 278 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:41,352 ♪ you get up four times at night to pee ♪ 279 00:09:41,426 --> 00:09:42,519 ♪ ba-da-dum ba bat da doot doot doo ♪ 280 00:09:42,597 --> 00:09:44,244 ♪ you're super-duper old now ♪ 281 00:09:45,272 --> 00:09:47,090 Hey! Take five. 282 00:09:47,177 --> 00:09:48,261 I don't know that one. 283 00:09:48,342 --> 00:09:49,735 Give me a couple minutes. I'll figure it out. 284 00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:52,673 It's a little hard to get things done with all the noise. 285 00:09:52,778 --> 00:09:53,877 What's that? 286 00:09:53,973 --> 00:09:55,426 Uh... nothing. 287 00:09:55,516 --> 00:09:56,726 Is that... 288 00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,444 a bra? 289 00:09:58,522 --> 00:09:59,882 You're not supposed to have girls up here. 290 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:00,811 I can explain. 291 00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:01,904 You don't have to! 292 00:10:02,306 --> 00:10:04,725 You think you're an adult, but you're not. 293 00:10:04,824 --> 00:10:06,672 You're a kid living under my roof, 294 00:10:06,763 --> 00:10:08,047 and you have to obey my rules! 295 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,088 Ow! The "G" string snapped! 296 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:13,115 Probably not the first time that's happened in here. 297 00:10:13,215 --> 00:10:15,162 No! It hit my eye! 298 00:10:15,377 --> 00:10:16,110 Is it bleeding? 299 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:17,850 First of all, eyes can't bleed, so-- 300 00:10:17,928 --> 00:10:20,276 Sammy Davis Jr., that's bad! 301 00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:22,180 Alex! 302 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:22,843 Oh. Hi. 303 00:10:22,924 --> 00:10:24,010 I'm looking for my sister. 304 00:10:24,105 --> 00:10:25,394 She has brown hair, 305 00:10:25,504 --> 00:10:28,212 dressed like a nerd, but not ironically. 306 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,612 Hang on! 307 00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:32,055 Hello? 308 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,942 Haley, are you with Alex? She's not answering her phone. 309 00:10:35,063 --> 00:10:36,600 Uh, yeah, yeah. 310 00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:39,106 We're just a tiny bit separated right now, 311 00:10:39,256 --> 00:10:41,458 but, uh, she's been acting a little strange. 312 00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:43,007 Oh, no. What do you mean? 313 00:10:43,161 --> 00:10:45,881 Um, I-- well, I-I'd say she's been, um... 314 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,733 a bit distant. 315 00:10:47,876 --> 00:10:49,102 Oh, no. 316 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,943 Mom, don't freak out. 317 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:53,873 No, I was worried about this when you two left this morning. 318 00:10:54,063 --> 00:10:57,032 Oh, okay, so she was being a little uptight. 319 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,495 Come on! Open up, you stupid thing! 320 00:10:59,605 --> 00:11:02,494 Okay, fine! She was a total buzzkill, okay! 321 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:03,943 I just wanted relax her. 322 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,015 Damn it. 323 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,676 I know, I know-- it was a mistake. 324 00:11:07,779 --> 00:11:09,798 But it's not like I poured it down her throat! 325 00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:11,144 She didn't get into Harvard. 326 00:11:11,277 --> 00:11:12,857 Oh, thank God! 327 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,912 That's why she's been acting so weird. 328 00:11:15,012 --> 00:11:16,943 Wait. What do you mean, you didn't pour it down her throat? 329 00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:18,071 Did you get her drunk? 330 00:11:18,156 --> 00:11:19,629 Hey, you hacked her computer! 331 00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:22,122 Is that her? 332 00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:24,807 Uh, I just found her. 333 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,253 I'll have her call you. 334 00:11:28,497 --> 00:11:30,396 Take me to my sister! 335 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,568 Oh. Oh, hi. 336 00:11:32,704 --> 00:11:33,293 Oh. 337 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,469 Whoo! 338 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:36,275 All right, Lily's camp is just through those trees. 339 00:11:36,374 --> 00:11:37,852 - I'll be back soon. - Take your time. 340 00:11:37,985 --> 00:11:40,305 I got a couple of Robustos to keep me company. 341 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,381 Um, what's up with the outfit? 342 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,782 It's to keep the smoke off me so Gloria won't smell it. 343 00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:45,587 That's insane. 344 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:46,496 Yep, I've lost my mind. 345 00:11:46,594 --> 00:11:49,012 Have fun breaking your daughter out of sleepaway camp. 346 00:11:49,107 --> 00:11:50,520 Oh, of course you wouldn't understand. 347 00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:51,484 Why? 348 00:11:51,575 --> 00:11:53,409 Um... you forgot? 349 00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:55,272 I forgot I shouldn't ask "Why" to things. 350 00:11:55,384 --> 00:11:57,442 I was 9 years old, at camp. 351 00:11:57,579 --> 00:12:00,782 There were mosquitos, compost toilets, mean kids. 352 00:12:00,866 --> 00:12:01,891 It was theater camp, wasn't it? 353 00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:03,066 Naturally, you remember that part. 354 00:12:03,152 --> 00:12:05,024 T-the point is, I hated it. 355 00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,858 I was-- I was cold, and I was scared, 356 00:12:06,954 --> 00:12:10,564 especially after this kid told this terrifying ghost story, 357 00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:13,644 so I snuck away to a pay phone, I called you, crying, 358 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,985 and, in a performance even more predictable 359 00:12:17,079 --> 00:12:18,952 than Todd Jansen's Artful Dodger, 360 00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:21,717 you refused to pick me up. 361 00:12:21,818 --> 00:12:22,651 For your own good. 362 00:12:22,752 --> 00:12:23,933 Learning to fend for yourself 363 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,292 is an important part of becoming a man. 364 00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:28,623 Before you claim that all my professional success 365 00:12:28,734 --> 00:12:30,963 stems from your very, very brave decision 366 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:33,871 to stay at home on the couch watching "The Bionic Woman," 367 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,314 I am going to go get Lily 368 00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,832 so that she knows she can always count on me. 369 00:12:40,683 --> 00:12:41,680 I'm fine. It's fine. 370 00:12:42,075 --> 00:12:44,125 If that's your idea of a dramatic exit, 371 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:47,657 it's no wonder Todd Jansen got that part. 372 00:12:49,848 --> 00:12:51,894 So, the doctor will see you in a few minutes. 373 00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:53,751 Nice someone can see. 374 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,845 Glad to know your good eye can still roll. 375 00:12:57,641 --> 00:12:58,753 So, still angry, huh? 376 00:12:58,932 --> 00:13:00,519 Gee, why would I be angry? 377 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,578 Because you insulted me, maimed me, and belittled 378 00:13:02,687 --> 00:13:05,231 my achievements in the banjonic and trampolinic arts? 379 00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:06,166 I know. I'm sorry. 380 00:13:06,247 --> 00:13:07,674 I'm not proud of my behavior today. 381 00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:11,630 It probably started with the 5k I ran yesterday. 382 00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:12,550 10k. 383 00:13:12,636 --> 00:13:14,127 For everyone else. 384 00:13:14,613 --> 00:13:17,579 It was the first time in 15 years I couldn't finish. 385 00:13:17,983 --> 00:13:20,521 Then, today, it's everything I can do, you can do better. 386 00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:21,184 No, I can't. 387 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,417 Yes, you can. 388 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,514 It's okay. It's not your fault. 389 00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:27,662 Every dad goes through it-- 390 00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:29,933 the day he starts seeing his son as a man 391 00:13:30,031 --> 00:13:31,639 and not a boy. 392 00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:33,385 It's a shock. 393 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,501 Like when we first got high-def TV 394 00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:38,175 and I realized Ed Bradley had an earring. 395 00:13:38,286 --> 00:13:40,596 I'm not as much of a man as you think, dad. 396 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:41,466 Oh, really? 397 00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:42,403 How come an hour ago, 398 00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:45,702 I had a 16-year-old girl's bra in my hand? 399 00:13:46,641 --> 00:13:48,835 Can we talk somewhere more private? 400 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:49,955 Mm-hmm. 401 00:13:51,536 --> 00:13:53,059 The bra belongs to me. 402 00:13:53,352 --> 00:13:55,746 Oh...kay. 403 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,157 That's not the conversation I thought we'd be having, 404 00:13:59,244 --> 00:14:02,073 but... if that's what you need on the outside 405 00:14:02,154 --> 00:14:04,426 to feel like the Luke you are on the inside-- 406 00:14:04,515 --> 00:14:05,238 No! 407 00:14:05,337 --> 00:14:07,000 It's to practice on. 408 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,248 I stink at unhooking them. 409 00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:12,552 Last week, I tried to take one off a girl at a party. 410 00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:16,021 I fumbled for so long, she started to laugh. 411 00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:17,316 It still haunts me. 412 00:14:22,022 --> 00:14:24,143 That's why I didn't go away this week. 413 00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:25,983 My trip wasn't canceled. 414 00:14:26,176 --> 00:14:27,619 Everyone found out and-- 415 00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,302 I get it-- you couldn't face them. 416 00:14:29,392 --> 00:14:30,596 Listen, I know this part of your life 417 00:14:30,675 --> 00:14:32,426 may not be moving fast enough for you, 418 00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,594 but enjoy it while it lasts. 419 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,652 Someday, your life's gonna be moving faster than you want, 420 00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:38,080 and you could wind up doing something dumb, 421 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,544 like blinding your son. 422 00:14:39,627 --> 00:14:41,137 - I'm blind?! - Probably not. 423 00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:42,887 Luke Dunphy? 424 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,591 I know I'm getting a little old for this place, but... 425 00:14:49,106 --> 00:14:50,487 I do like coming here. 426 00:14:51,902 --> 00:14:53,071 Oh, Lukey! 427 00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,408 You hurt your eye. 428 00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:55,802 Do you need a hug? 429 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,301 A big one. 430 00:14:57,393 --> 00:14:58,617 Come here. 431 00:15:00,861 --> 00:15:02,344 Alex! Alex, stop! 432 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,293 I have been chasing you for, like, an hour! 433 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,073 - Where are you going?! - Uh-- 434 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,611 This guy Weasel said he knows 435 00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:08,791 of some hot springs in the hills. 436 00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,006 We were just gonna go try and find them. 437 00:15:10,102 --> 00:15:12,527 Oh, okay. So, we'll see you in, like, what, 10 years, 438 00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:14,921 when you spoon-tunnel your way out of Weasel's basement? 439 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,922 I know about Harvard. 440 00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:21,554 How? 441 00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:22,812 Mom saw on your computer. 442 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,231 And of course she told you, 443 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:27,144 because privacy doesn't mean anything. 444 00:15:27,489 --> 00:15:28,860 Why do things the right way? 445 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,226 - Alex, I r-- - No! What's the point? 446 00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:33,173 Get straight A's for 10 years, 447 00:15:33,278 --> 00:15:35,169 spend your summers building houses, 448 00:15:35,288 --> 00:15:37,580 drag your cello to school every day, 449 00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:40,517 write the perfect essay, and for what?! 450 00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:42,756 "No, thank you, Alex!" 451 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,182 "We don't want you, Alex!" 452 00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:47,778 Okay, you are drawing more attention to yourself 453 00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:49,983 than the guy wearing a ferret as a scarf. 454 00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:51,656 I don't care anymore! 455 00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:54,368 I've spent my entire life trying to be perfect, 456 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,685 and where did it get me? 457 00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:59,174 I am in a field with 6,000 idiots! 458 00:16:01,681 --> 00:16:03,865 Know what? I think that this is a good thing for you. 459 00:16:04,116 --> 00:16:05,996 - Can you just spare me today? - No. 460 00:16:06,093 --> 00:16:07,332 You're obviously going to get into 461 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,653 one of those snooty schools, 462 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,855 and sometimes you're gonna come in second... 463 00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:14,961 or fourth, or maybe even tenth. 464 00:16:16,082 --> 00:16:17,354 But you're gonna dust yourself off, 465 00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:20,439 maybe put on some lipstick for once, and keep going. 466 00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:22,963 I'm allowed to feel bad about this, okay? 467 00:16:23,512 --> 00:16:26,153 Look, you are a superstar! 468 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,724 I've been saying since you were 10 469 00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:29,633 you're gonna be on the supreme court. 470 00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:31,002 Thanks. 471 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:33,344 But for the record, I'm gonna be a scientist. 472 00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:35,936 Lab coat, robe-- 473 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,844 as long as something's covering up your outfit, 474 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,637 you're gonna be just fine. 475 00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:45,617 I... don't want to talk about it. 476 00:16:45,725 --> 00:16:47,757 I had killed with that song at three amateur productions, 477 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,301 two gay weddings, and a two-hour gate hold on a 747, 478 00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:53,209 but I could tell the audience thought 479 00:16:53,317 --> 00:16:56,397 that I had sabotaged Kaplan to grab the spotlight, 480 00:16:56,546 --> 00:16:59,703 and my confidence caught in my throat like a three-day furball. 481 00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,304 I couldn't have stunk up the place worse 482 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,416 if I'd performed in a litter box. 483 00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:07,903 Thank you. Thank you very much. 484 00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:12,174 Bravo, Cameron. 485 00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:14,147 Can't talk! I'll be in my stall! 486 00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:19,940 So, now everybody hates Cameron. 487 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,104 Okay, look, I can't sing "Memory." 488 00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:23,651 It's too much song for me. 489 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,924 So when I found out that Coach Tucker 490 00:17:25,008 --> 00:17:27,104 wanted to sing it, as well, I had my out-- 491 00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:28,992 until he nobly stepped aside. 492 00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:31,499 Luckily, the sandbag fell, everyone blamed him, 493 00:17:31,597 --> 00:17:33,063 and I just saw my opening. 494 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,982 I put the paint cans on the floor 495 00:17:35,145 --> 00:17:36,789 and pretended that the tea scalded me. 496 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:40,351 But to see him crash and burn on stage, that... 497 00:17:40,457 --> 00:17:42,863 It doesn't get better than that. 498 00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,448 Oh, it's about to, 499 00:17:44,516 --> 00:17:46,089 because I turned your microphone on, 500 00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:47,958 and everybody there is listening 501 00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:49,603 to everything that you just said! 502 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,801 No. No! No, no, no, no, no, no. 503 00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,248 You monster! 504 00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:54,680 Aah! Ooh-hoo-hoo! Ooh! 505 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,597 Amazing! And with no commercials! 506 00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:57,903 Ooh! Ooh! 507 00:17:59,049 --> 00:18:00,075 The worst thing about the woods 508 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:02,393 is you never know what you're gonna run into-- 509 00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:06,112 a bear, a hunter who doesn't take kindly to city folk, 510 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,174 or worse... 511 00:18:07,274 --> 00:18:09,642 I can't wait. I love s'mores. 512 00:18:09,773 --> 00:18:12,201 ...your daughter, as happy as you've ever seen her. 513 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,129 The only thing to do was to sneak back to the car 514 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,625 and think of a lie to tell my dad along the way. 515 00:18:16,901 --> 00:18:18,045 What was that?! 516 00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:20,091 I don't know, but let's hit it with a shovel. 517 00:18:20,201 --> 00:18:22,275 And stab it with our marshmallow sticks! 518 00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:23,520 Yeah! 519 00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,407 No! No, no, no, no! I-I'm Lily's dad. 520 00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:26,724 I'm Lily-- Hi. She's mine. 521 00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:28,291 Um... What are you doing here? 522 00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:30,010 Okay, I-I thought you gave me the signal. 523 00:18:30,129 --> 00:18:31,374 No! Go away. 524 00:18:31,456 --> 00:18:33,101 You're embarrassing me in front of 8-year-olds. 525 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:33,909 Sorry. 526 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,906 I just finished telling the girls a ghost story. 527 00:18:35,999 --> 00:18:37,417 It was so scary. 528 00:18:37,539 --> 00:18:38,478 Do you know any? 529 00:18:38,563 --> 00:18:40,218 I do know one from my own camp days, 530 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,965 but it's probably too scary for you, s-- 531 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:44,213 - Tell us now! - Okay, okay. 532 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,030 It's really scary. Don't say I didn't warn you. 533 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,890 This better be good. 534 00:18:49,409 --> 00:18:50,723 Um... well... 535 00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:54,202 it takes place at a camp a lot like this one, 536 00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:57,548 where just beyond the woods, there was a black lake. 537 00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,557 And just beyond the lake, there was a prison. 538 00:19:00,654 --> 00:19:01,850 This isn't scary. 539 00:19:01,969 --> 00:19:03,531 Okay, it was a haunted pr-- 540 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:05,961 it was a haunted prison. 541 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,278 Now, on this one night, the night of the full moon, 542 00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:12,059 what they call the blood moon... 543 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,396 Oooooh! 544 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,978 Okay, what was at this prison was a-- was a ghost-- 545 00:19:17,085 --> 00:19:20,839 the ghost of an old man with glowing red eyes, 546 00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,902 who breathed fire! 547 00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:25,044 I'm bored. Can we go to sleep early? 548 00:19:25,128 --> 00:19:27,689 I think you're forgetting about the blood moon. 549 00:19:27,774 --> 00:19:28,730 What's that?! 550 00:19:28,854 --> 00:19:30,884 Glowing eyes! 551 00:19:30,977 --> 00:19:32,087 It's the ghost! 552 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,520 - It's the ghost! - No! Oh! 553 00:19:33,645 --> 00:19:35,199 Girls! 554 00:19:36,281 --> 00:19:38,821 Thanks for that. Bedtime should be a treat. 555 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:43,415 Well, I guess you finally rescued me at camp. 556 00:19:43,511 --> 00:19:44,632 Better late than never. 557 00:19:46,382 --> 00:19:47,300 By the way, I should've come by 558 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,609 and picked you up from camp. 559 00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:50,962 That, uh, "tough it out" stuff-- 560 00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:52,434 that was my dad talking. 561 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,615 He threw me in a lake once I was afraid of. 562 00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:55,491 Did I ever tell you about that story? 563 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:56,934 Yeah, yeah, we've all heard that story. 564 00:19:57,554 --> 00:19:58,695 Now, don't feel too bad. 565 00:19:58,789 --> 00:20:01,127 I was completely wrong about Lily. 566 00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:03,670 I almost rescued her from having the time of her life. 567 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,024 Oh, that's the way of things. 568 00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:06,572 Things work out, and someday, you'll be able 569 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,219 to see her be completely wrong about her kids. 570 00:20:09,302 --> 00:20:09,882 It's fun. 571 00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:11,056 Oh. Okay. 572 00:20:11,164 --> 00:20:12,256 Want a cigar? 573 00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:13,513 No. No, thank you. 574 00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:17,120 You know, I-- I once stole one of those when I was a kid. 575 00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:18,286 Made me completely dizzy. 576 00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:19,535 I don't remember the rest of the night. 577 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,226 Aren't you going to that Faculty Follies after this? 578 00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:23,600 Yeah. Give me one of those. 579 00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:29,229 Huh. I thought there was a step there. 580 00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:30,998 Oh, yeah, you'll get your depth perception back 581 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,466 once you get the bandages off. 582 00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:34,435 Careful in the middle, there. I still haven't a chance to-- 583 00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:35,402 I know. 584 00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:37,738 Oh! I thought you were Alex. 585 00:20:37,773 --> 00:20:39,239 She didn't get in. 586 00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:40,307 Oh, no! 587 00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:41,609 Stupid Harvard. 588 00:20:41,644 --> 00:20:42,710 "Stupid Harvard"? 589 00:20:42,745 --> 00:20:44,044 She didn't get into Princeton, either? 590 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,346 No, just Harvard. 591 00:20:45,381 --> 00:20:47,147 I thought that this might soften the blow. 592 00:20:47,183 --> 00:20:48,816 And I made her her favorite dinner. 593 00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:49,917 You're such a good mom. 594 00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:51,986 There she is! 595 00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:53,354 Hi. I heard. 596 00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:54,822 I'm so sorry. 597 00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:55,823 Oh. 598 00:20:55,858 --> 00:20:57,157 Uh, thanks, mom, 599 00:20:57,226 --> 00:20:59,526 but Haley already made me feel a little better about it. 600 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,762 I just don't really feel like talking right now. 601 00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:04,431 I kind of just want to change my password and get into bed. 602 00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:06,400 Okay. 603 00:21:06,435 --> 00:21:08,636 She just needs a little bit of time to work through it. 604 00:21:08,671 --> 00:21:09,637 Hi. 605 00:21:09,672 --> 00:21:10,971 Alone? 606 00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:12,306 The kids are growing up. 607 00:21:13,509 --> 00:21:15,309 Guess they don't need us as much anymore. 608 00:21:15,344 --> 00:21:16,810 Oh, well, that was the plan. 609 00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:18,612 I just thought it would feel better than this. 610 00:21:18,648 --> 00:21:19,847 Me too. 611 00:21:19,882 --> 00:21:22,879 At least we still need each other. 612 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,412 How'd I get so lucky... 613 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,929 - Okay. - Still got it! 614 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,681 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com