1
00:00:01,142 --> 00:00:02,480
You're still on that thing?
2
00:00:02,592 --> 00:00:04,643
What are you constantly
looking at on your computer?
3
00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,098
Is that a question you really
want people asking around here?
4
00:00:07,219 --> 00:00:08,467
Indeed, it is not.
5
00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:10,419
I'm just checking
college acceptances.
6
00:00:10,491 --> 00:00:12,060
I mean, they should be
posting them any day.
7
00:00:12,153 --> 00:00:13,744
You cannot spend
your entire spring break
8
00:00:13,832 --> 00:00:15,141
worrying about
college admissions.
9
00:00:15,218 --> 00:00:17,273
You should go to that-- that
music festival thing with Haley.
10
00:00:17,377 --> 00:00:19,555
Do something fun.
Learn to relax a--
11
00:00:19,638 --> 00:00:22,173
Do we have to keep every remote
we have ever owned?
12
00:00:22,319 --> 00:00:25,294
Somewhere in a landfill,
a laserdisc just ejected.
13
00:00:25,374 --> 00:00:27,171
Uh, I can't bring Alex
to the festival
14
00:00:27,267 --> 00:00:30,617
because I am going for work
to research new fashion trends.
15
00:00:30,742 --> 00:00:32,338
I need to blend in, you know?
16
00:00:32,405 --> 00:00:33,975
Everyone will think
she's a cop.
17
00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:37,090
Well, I could sit here
and worry and ruin my day,
18
00:00:37,176 --> 00:00:38,647
or I could go with Haley
and ruin hers.
19
00:00:39,528 --> 00:00:40,729
I'll grab my sunscreen.
20
00:00:40,795 --> 00:00:42,403
- Good morning.
- Hey, dad.
21
00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:45,035
I hate to shame you,
but Haley woke up before you.
22
00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,777
Well, Haley didn't run
a 10k yesterday
23
00:00:46,851 --> 00:00:48,492
to raise awareness
for alopecia.
24
00:00:48,629 --> 00:00:49,614
What's alopecia?
25
00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:51,532
That is why I run.
26
00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:52,738
Honey, I could
really use your help
27
00:00:52,821 --> 00:00:53,784
with spring cleaning today.
28
00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,053
I got to get all these boxes
down to the donation center.
29
00:00:56,196 --> 00:00:57,512
Wish I could,
but I've got work.
30
00:00:57,668 --> 00:00:59,966
Then Luke and I have got some
important trampolining to do.
31
00:01:00,097 --> 00:01:03,161
I just love how equally
we divide our responsibilities.
32
00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,573
Figured we'd do a little
father/son bonding
33
00:01:04,643 --> 00:01:06,132
since your school trip
was canceled.
34
00:01:06,237 --> 00:01:08,607
Oh. You can teach me
the Dunphy Tuck.
35
00:01:09,538 --> 00:01:12,089
I love your enthusiasm, son,
but it's way too dangerous.
36
00:01:12,176 --> 00:01:13,966
One wrong move,
and you're eating springs.
37
00:01:14,044 --> 00:01:15,138
Oh, no, no, those are--
38
00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,459
- Is that my banjo?
- Hmm?
39
00:01:17,199 --> 00:01:19,482
When I met this little lady
sitting next to me,
40
00:01:19,574 --> 00:01:21,177
it was love at first sight.
41
00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:24,254
Yep, I've been noodling around
on the ol' flyswatter
42
00:01:24,347 --> 00:01:25,987
for a couple of years now.
43
00:01:26,199 --> 00:01:29,190
I was inspired by the greats--
Scruggs, Kermit.
44
00:01:29,628 --> 00:01:30,717
It's hard to practice, though,
45
00:01:30,796 --> 00:01:32,786
because it gets Claire
so hot and bothered.
46
00:01:36,979 --> 00:01:37,848
♪ what do you-- ♪
47
00:01:37,943 --> 00:01:40,262
I think I've heard enough.
48
00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,361
Lucky for you, I've got time
49
00:01:45,457 --> 00:01:47,581
for a couple verses
of "Shortnin' Bread."
50
00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:48,389
No, no, no, no, no.
51
00:01:48,471 --> 00:01:50,015
No, no, it's in the box.
It's leaving the house.
52
00:01:50,094 --> 00:01:52,198
I-I can never hear
that awful thing again.
53
00:01:52,396 --> 00:01:53,786
- But you called me "Banjovi."
- I know.
54
00:01:53,891 --> 00:01:56,010
I did whatever was necessary
to make it stop.
55
00:01:56,077 --> 00:01:58,621
Wait. Does that mean you also
didn't like my bagpiping?
56
00:01:58,768 --> 00:02:00,011
Is that why we have Luke?!
57
00:02:00,085 --> 00:02:00,878
It's not.
58
00:02:01,074 --> 00:02:02,028
Is it?
59
00:02:10,286 --> 00:02:12,304
Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
60
00:02:14,726 --> 00:02:16,191
Ay, Cam, no dessert for you?
61
00:02:16,305 --> 00:02:17,185
No, none for me.
62
00:02:17,268 --> 00:02:19,413
I have to fit into
a skintight cat costume tonight
63
00:02:19,529 --> 00:02:20,312
because I'm gonna--
64
00:02:20,393 --> 00:02:21,893
Whatever you do
behind closed doors
65
00:02:22,019 --> 00:02:23,126
is your own business.
66
00:02:23,201 --> 00:02:26,366
Because I'm singing "Memory"
at the Faculty Follies.
67
00:02:26,435 --> 00:02:27,172
It's a fundraiser
68
00:02:27,257 --> 00:02:28,795
where the teachers
do a little talent show.
69
00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:30,371
Ay, maybe I come see you.
70
00:02:30,463 --> 00:02:31,661
I need to find
something to watch
71
00:02:31,772 --> 00:02:33,745
since I had to give up
my soap operas.
72
00:02:33,831 --> 00:02:35,181
Oh, because you've been
neglecting Joe?
73
00:02:35,264 --> 00:02:38,080
No, it's because I asked Jay
to stop smoking cigars,
74
00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,552
and he said that he would quit
75
00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,751
if I stopped watching
the soap operas.
76
00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:43,267
But it's very hard.
77
00:02:43,339 --> 00:02:44,306
What's so damn hard?
78
00:02:44,387 --> 00:02:45,572
It's the same thing
every week--
79
00:02:45,735 --> 00:02:47,247
amnesia, evil twins,
80
00:02:47,404 --> 00:02:49,539
two ladies end up fighting
in a fountain.
81
00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:52,136
I mean, what is it?
Is it some sort of an escape?
82
00:02:52,237 --> 00:02:55,067
It's better than blowing
smoke in our baby's face.
83
00:02:55,313 --> 00:02:57,109
Where did he go, anyways?
84
00:02:57,269 --> 00:02:59,056
Oh, there's an e-mail
from Lily's scout camp.
85
00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:00,800
- I hope everything's okay.
- She's fine.
86
00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,800
Mitchell's nervous
because he's not a camper.
87
00:03:02,893 --> 00:03:04,767
His idea of roughing it
is a hotel stay
88
00:03:04,869 --> 00:03:06,312
where the cable
doesn't get Bravo.
89
00:03:06,405 --> 00:03:08,344
They should tell you that
when you check in.
90
00:03:08,484 --> 00:03:10,705
Oh, boy.
Okay, here's a photo, look.
91
00:03:10,797 --> 00:03:12,479
- She's using the signal.
- What signal?
92
00:03:12,574 --> 00:03:13,860
The kids aren't allowed
to call their parents,
93
00:03:13,957 --> 00:03:16,945
but the camp sends out photos,
so we have a code.
94
00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:17,888
Yeah, "we."
95
00:03:17,969 --> 00:03:20,665
One finger, she's fine.
Two fingers, she's unhappy.
96
00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:21,910
Look at this--
two fingers.
97
00:03:21,987 --> 00:03:23,074
I don't look at pictures
on a phone.
98
00:03:23,148 --> 00:03:25,691
If it's a good shot,
get a print, put it in an album.
99
00:03:25,776 --> 00:03:27,241
Interesting time
to take a stand.
100
00:03:27,325 --> 00:03:28,534
But she looks
like she's just doing
101
00:03:28,624 --> 00:03:30,746
the bunny ears
behind her girlfriend.
102
00:03:30,831 --> 00:03:32,144
Which is exactly
what she would do
103
00:03:32,241 --> 00:03:34,001
to get a secret signal
past the authorities.
104
00:03:34,076 --> 00:03:36,039
Okay, it's a scout camp,
not Leavenworth.
105
00:03:36,136 --> 00:03:37,855
She's smiling.
What are you worried about?
106
00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:40,427
Because it's her first time
away from home. It--
107
00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,066
You know what?
That's probably it.
108
00:03:43,169 --> 00:03:44,851
I'm just--
I'm stressing out, so--
109
00:03:44,998 --> 00:03:46,326
You know, I'm-- I'm gonna
go to the office
110
00:03:46,429 --> 00:03:47,897
and pick up some paperwork.
111
00:03:47,981 --> 00:03:49,529
You know what?
I'm gonna tag along with you.
112
00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,085
You can drop me off
at the club.
113
00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:52,348
I'm not really going
to the office.
114
00:03:52,422 --> 00:03:53,737
Don't care.
Need a cigar.
115
00:03:56,656 --> 00:03:58,194
Based off the walk I just took,
116
00:03:58,282 --> 00:04:00,194
side-boob is
the new butt crack.
117
00:04:00,387 --> 00:04:02,161
So, you want
to head down front?
118
00:04:02,423 --> 00:04:04,074
Alex!
119
00:04:04,399 --> 00:04:06,387
Okay, you need to drink this.
120
00:04:06,466 --> 00:04:07,407
I'll get a new one.
121
00:04:07,492 --> 00:04:08,549
Uh, is there vodka in here?
122
00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:10,727
If there is, it's not
doing anybody any good
123
00:04:10,812 --> 00:04:13,468
until I get it in there.
124
00:04:14,261 --> 00:04:15,565
Michelangelo talked
about chiseling
125
00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,468
beautiful sculptures
out of marble.
126
00:04:17,609 --> 00:04:20,538
Well, my chisel
is a Long Island iced tea,
127
00:04:20,648 --> 00:04:23,810
and I use it to free the party
girl from the block of nerd.
128
00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:26,596
Music!!
129
00:04:26,864 --> 00:04:28,048
Yeah!
130
00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:32,041
Not all my sculptures
are masterpieces.
131
00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:34,485
Hey.
132
00:04:34,745 --> 00:04:35,529
I'm ho--
133
00:04:44,213 --> 00:04:45,933
Oh, amazing!
134
00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:48,828
Honey, were you listening?
Isn't he good?
135
00:04:48,942 --> 00:04:50,282
- Really good.
- Yeah.
136
00:04:50,394 --> 00:04:51,610
Really good.
137
00:04:51,701 --> 00:04:53,530
I-- I thought
you didn't like the banjo.
138
00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,511
I didn't think I did, either,
139
00:04:54,601 --> 00:04:56,282
but there's just something
about the way he plays.
140
00:04:56,378 --> 00:04:58,506
It's so...
It's so musical.
141
00:04:58,594 --> 00:04:59,660
Mm-hmm.
142
00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:01,226
So, what's this,
a surprise for old dad?
143
00:05:01,306 --> 00:05:03,621
You been secretly taking lessons
for months, probably longer?
144
00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:05,727
Nope. I just started
messing around with it today.
145
00:05:05,819 --> 00:05:07,090
And you learned a whole song.
146
00:05:07,179 --> 00:05:09,673
Actually, he learned two!
Play him the other one.
147
00:05:09,755 --> 00:05:10,950
I'm good, thanks.
148
00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:13,534
Are those my shoes?
149
00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,127
I found them
in the box of donations.
150
00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:16,553
They fit him perfectly.
151
00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:17,876
If anything,
they're a little snug.
152
00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,537
Well, he can kick them off,
153
00:05:19,632 --> 00:05:21,507
'cause we are about to do
some trampolining.
154
00:05:21,609 --> 00:05:22,889
Time to learn the Dunphy Tuck.
155
00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,580
I thought you said
he could get hurt doing that.
156
00:05:24,682 --> 00:05:26,134
It's impossible
to be safe all the time.
157
00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:28,308
You can get hurt just
walking into your own house.
158
00:05:29,267 --> 00:05:30,605
Okay, I'm gonna
go hang my costume up
159
00:05:30,707 --> 00:05:32,502
in my dressing room
and start warming up my voice.
160
00:05:32,603 --> 00:05:34,843
Dressing room? Ay, show me.
161
00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:36,708
I can't. It's the handicapped
stall in the men's room.
162
00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,399
But tonight
is not about Cameron Tucker.
163
00:05:38,496 --> 00:05:39,220
It's about the kids.
164
00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:40,653
♪ me-me-me-me-me-me ♪
165
00:05:40,787 --> 00:05:41,801
Coach Tucker.
166
00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,094
Señor Kaplan.
167
00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:45,222
Oh. What is that,
a caveman costume?
168
00:05:45,331 --> 00:05:47,969
No, I just signed up
to sing "Memory" from "Cats."
169
00:05:48,085 --> 00:05:50,494
Although I hope I'm not on
after the "Grease" chorus.
170
00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,111
They're a tough act to follow.
171
00:05:52,209 --> 00:05:53,253
"Memory"?
172
00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,994
But that is your song.
173
00:05:55,098 --> 00:05:56,708
- "Memory"? But that was his song.
- Two cat costumes?
174
00:05:56,797 --> 00:05:58,268
Well, we can't both
sing the same song.
175
00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,152
I mean, that would make
a mockery of the Follies.
176
00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,040
Oh, well, I sang last year.
177
00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,879
Please, I insist--
you sing.
178
00:06:03,985 --> 00:06:06,175
- He gave up his song.
- That was his song last year.
179
00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:07,541
Fate will smile upon him.
180
00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,646
You would do that for me?
181
00:06:08,721 --> 00:06:10,494
This is literally
the nicest gesture
182
00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:11,713
I have ever witnessed--
183
00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,053
and I'm from Canada.
184
00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,424
I don't like this.
185
00:06:15,529 --> 00:06:17,753
This is just like
when Rosalba and Marisol
186
00:06:17,858 --> 00:06:20,031
found out that they were
married to the same man.
187
00:06:20,189 --> 00:06:22,132
Marisol backed down,
188
00:06:22,247 --> 00:06:24,454
but she was found dead
two days later.
189
00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,156
Okay, Gloria,
I think there's a chance
190
00:06:26,264 --> 00:06:27,837
you're trying to turn
a very normal situation
191
00:06:27,957 --> 00:06:29,521
into one of your soap operas.
192
00:06:29,692 --> 00:06:31,712
Okay, but imagine--
193
00:06:31,832 --> 00:06:34,402
a standing ovation for you
will crush him!
194
00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:35,058
You know what?
195
00:06:35,152 --> 00:06:37,409
I'll only look better
if I take the high road--
196
00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,962
you know, help out backstage,
let him have his moment.
197
00:06:41,649 --> 00:06:43,963
Oh, my goodness!
198
00:06:48,835 --> 00:06:51,220
The move you're about to see
was first developed
199
00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:54,453
by my great-great-great-
grandfather Razvan Dunphy,
200
00:06:54,555 --> 00:06:57,691
but, really, it's as old
as man's quest to fly.
201
00:06:57,776 --> 00:06:59,500
It's just a flip
with a twist, right?
202
00:06:59,590 --> 00:07:01,193
There's a lot more going on,
203
00:07:01,326 --> 00:07:02,790
but you won't be able
to absorb it
204
00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,701
the first time you see it.
205
00:07:05,456 --> 00:07:07,945
Eins... zwei... drei--
206
00:07:08,026 --> 00:07:09,363
No good. Okay.
207
00:07:09,494 --> 00:07:11,648
Oh. You were right.
I totally missed it.
208
00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:13,537
I'm glad that happened.
I'm actually glad that happened.
209
00:07:13,618 --> 00:07:15,919
It's a good reminder--
the Dunphy Tuck demands respect.
210
00:07:16,057 --> 00:07:18,847
This... time... for...
211
00:07:18,948 --> 00:07:20,369
real!
212
00:07:22,347 --> 00:07:23,912
Jim McKay, that hurts!
213
00:07:24,648 --> 00:07:27,198
I'm gonna...
just adjust these springs.
214
00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,826
They feel fine to me.
215
00:07:29,005 --> 00:07:29,768
I'm sure they do.
216
00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:32,184
You don't have the foot
sensitivity of a tramp champ.
217
00:07:32,551 --> 00:07:34,682
If I ever
had to read braille, I'd--
218
00:07:35,225 --> 00:07:37,291
Oh, my God!
I think I did it!
219
00:07:37,384 --> 00:07:38,117
Did I do it?
220
00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:39,187
Almost. Yeah.
221
00:07:39,276 --> 00:07:40,739
Your-- your form was
a little off.
222
00:07:40,826 --> 00:07:43,565
Really? It felt perfect.
I'll try one more time.
223
00:07:43,742 --> 00:07:45,327
I'm not sure
that's such a good idea.
224
00:07:45,443 --> 00:07:47,931
You might cement in
some bad... habits.
225
00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,515
I did it again!
226
00:07:49,612 --> 00:07:50,957
I'm gonna get you some water.
227
00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,253
You seem lightheaded
and delusional.
228
00:07:53,924 --> 00:07:54,953
Again!
229
00:07:57,687 --> 00:07:59,691
Oh, honey.
You look exhausted.
230
00:07:59,769 --> 00:08:01,869
Well, I am not.
I am as strong as ever.
231
00:08:01,961 --> 00:08:03,516
Certainly the strongest person
in the house.
232
00:08:03,638 --> 00:08:06,821
Is Luke doing the Dunphy Tuck?
233
00:08:06,913 --> 00:08:08,322
Sort of a poor man's version
of it.
234
00:08:08,411 --> 00:08:10,428
Wow. He added
a whole new twist.
235
00:08:10,529 --> 00:08:12,456
It's called over-rotation.
Look into it.
236
00:08:13,186 --> 00:08:14,828
I was so caught up
in my spring cleaning,
237
00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:18,241
it took me a while to see that
Phil was feeling inadequate.
238
00:08:19,121 --> 00:08:20,982
I knew what I needed to do.
239
00:08:21,081 --> 00:08:22,895
When you guys
are done out there,
240
00:08:22,994 --> 00:08:25,328
do you think
you could give Luke my list?
241
00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,564
I have some chores on here
that require some muscle.
242
00:08:27,658 --> 00:08:29,010
Maybe I should
take care of that.
243
00:08:29,101 --> 00:08:29,865
Nah.
244
00:08:29,952 --> 00:08:31,288
No, no,
I-I-I can handle it.
245
00:08:31,355 --> 00:08:33,944
Luke's pretty busy out there
not pointing his toes.
246
00:08:34,074 --> 00:08:35,317
So he's all like, "Get a life,"
247
00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:36,931
and I'm like,
"No, thanks. Got nine."
248
00:08:37,022 --> 00:08:39,200
I mean, 'cause...
249
00:08:39,446 --> 00:08:42,285
Sorry to interrupt, but I just
took a break from painting.
250
00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:43,932
Wanted to come over,
bring you some tea
251
00:08:44,044 --> 00:08:45,726
and tell you to break a paw.
252
00:08:46,662 --> 00:08:48,018
He almost broke his head.
253
00:08:48,104 --> 00:08:49,938
Yes, I know,
and I feel horrible about that.
254
00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:50,869
I-I hope you know
255
00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:53,516
I would never intentionally
do anything to harm--
256
00:08:53,611 --> 00:08:54,904
Oh! My throat!
257
00:08:55,007 --> 00:08:55,730
It burns!
258
00:08:55,821 --> 00:08:57,749
- He made the tea too hot!
- Not on purpose!
259
00:08:57,853 --> 00:08:59,092
Oh! Oh!
260
00:08:59,763 --> 00:09:01,838
He tripped on one of
Coach Tucker's paint cans.
261
00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:03,104
I don't remember
leaving that there!
262
00:09:03,247 --> 00:09:06,579
Oh, look at me.
I can't command a stage.
263
00:09:06,753 --> 00:09:09,094
You-- you have to
take my place.
264
00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:10,994
We'll wheel you out onto stage.
265
00:09:11,079 --> 00:09:12,138
Oh, come on--
we both know
266
00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:14,449
this song requires
catlike movements.
267
00:09:14,535 --> 00:09:17,078
Someone get this man
into fur and makeup!
268
00:09:18,821 --> 00:09:20,738
- What are you doing?!
- Last item on the list--
269
00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:22,757
- move the table.
- No. You should not be doing that alone.
270
00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,495
Really? 'Cause I got
the fridge out to the curb.
271
00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:25,720
- How?
- Drug it.
272
00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:26,872
Stand back.
I'm turtling her.
273
00:09:26,964 --> 00:09:27,897
No, you're gonna
get hurt, sweetie.
274
00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,161
- Let me get Luke. Luke!
- No, no, no!
275
00:09:29,257 --> 00:09:31,721
I don't need his help!
Let him play his precious banjo!
276
00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:36,332
It was like
the banjo was mocking me.
277
00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:39,203
♪ you are not the man
you used to be ♪
278
00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:41,352
♪ you get up four times at night
to pee ♪
279
00:09:41,426 --> 00:09:42,519
♪ ba-da-dum ba bat da
doot doot doo ♪
280
00:09:42,597 --> 00:09:44,244
♪ you're super-duper old now ♪
281
00:09:45,272 --> 00:09:47,090
Hey! Take five.
282
00:09:47,177 --> 00:09:48,261
I don't know that one.
283
00:09:48,342 --> 00:09:49,735
Give me a couple minutes.
I'll figure it out.
284
00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:52,673
It's a little hard to get
things done with all the noise.
285
00:09:52,778 --> 00:09:53,877
What's that?
286
00:09:53,973 --> 00:09:55,426
Uh... nothing.
287
00:09:55,516 --> 00:09:56,726
Is that...
288
00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,444
a bra?
289
00:09:58,522 --> 00:09:59,882
You're not supposed to
have girls up here.
290
00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:00,811
I can explain.
291
00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:01,904
You don't have to!
292
00:10:02,306 --> 00:10:04,725
You think you're an adult,
but you're not.
293
00:10:04,824 --> 00:10:06,672
You're a kid
living under my roof,
294
00:10:06,763 --> 00:10:08,047
and you have to obey my rules!
295
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,088
Ow!
The "G" string snapped!
296
00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:13,115
Probably not the first time
that's happened in here.
297
00:10:13,215 --> 00:10:15,162
No! It hit my eye!
298
00:10:15,377 --> 00:10:16,110
Is it bleeding?
299
00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:17,850
First of all,
eyes can't bleed, so--
300
00:10:17,928 --> 00:10:20,276
Sammy Davis Jr.,
that's bad!
301
00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:22,180
Alex!
302
00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:22,843
Oh. Hi.
303
00:10:22,924 --> 00:10:24,010
I'm looking for my sister.
304
00:10:24,105 --> 00:10:25,394
She has brown hair,
305
00:10:25,504 --> 00:10:28,212
dressed like a nerd,
but not ironically.
306
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,612
Hang on!
307
00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:32,055
Hello?
308
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,942
Haley, are you with Alex?
She's not answering her phone.
309
00:10:35,063 --> 00:10:36,600
Uh, yeah, yeah.
310
00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:39,106
We're just a tiny bit
separated right now,
311
00:10:39,256 --> 00:10:41,458
but, uh, she's been acting
a little strange.
312
00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:43,007
Oh, no.
What do you mean?
313
00:10:43,161 --> 00:10:45,881
Um, I-- well,
I-I'd say she's been, um...
314
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,733
a bit distant.
315
00:10:47,876 --> 00:10:49,102
Oh, no.
316
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,943
Mom, don't freak out.
317
00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:53,873
No, I was worried about this
when you two left this morning.
318
00:10:54,063 --> 00:10:57,032
Oh, okay, so she was being
a little uptight.
319
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,495
Come on!
Open up, you stupid thing!
320
00:10:59,605 --> 00:11:02,494
Okay, fine!
She was a total buzzkill, okay!
321
00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:03,943
I just wanted relax her.
322
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,015
Damn it.
323
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,676
I know, I know--
it was a mistake.
324
00:11:07,779 --> 00:11:09,798
But it's not like
I poured it down her throat!
325
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:11,144
She didn't get into Harvard.
326
00:11:11,277 --> 00:11:12,857
Oh, thank God!
327
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,912
That's why
she's been acting so weird.
328
00:11:15,012 --> 00:11:16,943
Wait. What do you mean, you
didn't pour it down her throat?
329
00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:18,071
Did you get her drunk?
330
00:11:18,156 --> 00:11:19,629
Hey, you hacked her computer!
331
00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:22,122
Is that her?
332
00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:24,807
Uh, I just found her.
333
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,253
I'll have her call you.
334
00:11:28,497 --> 00:11:30,396
Take me to my sister!
335
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,568
Oh. Oh, hi.
336
00:11:32,704 --> 00:11:33,293
Oh.
337
00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,469
Whoo!
338
00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:36,275
All right, Lily's camp is
just through those trees.
339
00:11:36,374 --> 00:11:37,852
- I'll be back soon.
- Take your time.
340
00:11:37,985 --> 00:11:40,305
I got a couple of Robustos
to keep me company.
341
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,381
Um, what's up with the outfit?
342
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,782
It's to keep the smoke off me
so Gloria won't smell it.
343
00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:45,587
That's insane.
344
00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:46,496
Yep, I've lost my mind.
345
00:11:46,594 --> 00:11:49,012
Have fun breaking your daughter
out of sleepaway camp.
346
00:11:49,107 --> 00:11:50,520
Oh, of course
you wouldn't understand.
347
00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:51,484
Why?
348
00:11:51,575 --> 00:11:53,409
Um... you forgot?
349
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:55,272
I forgot I shouldn't ask "Why"
to things.
350
00:11:55,384 --> 00:11:57,442
I was 9 years old, at camp.
351
00:11:57,579 --> 00:12:00,782
There were mosquitos,
compost toilets, mean kids.
352
00:12:00,866 --> 00:12:01,891
It was theater camp, wasn't it?
353
00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:03,066
Naturally,
you remember that part.
354
00:12:03,152 --> 00:12:05,024
T-the point is,
I hated it.
355
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,858
I was-- I was cold,
and I was scared,
356
00:12:06,954 --> 00:12:10,564
especially after this kid told
this terrifying ghost story,
357
00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:13,644
so I snuck away to a pay phone,
I called you, crying,
358
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,985
and, in a performance
even more predictable
359
00:12:17,079 --> 00:12:18,952
than Todd Jansen's
Artful Dodger,
360
00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:21,717
you refused to pick me up.
361
00:12:21,818 --> 00:12:22,651
For your own good.
362
00:12:22,752 --> 00:12:23,933
Learning to fend for yourself
363
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,292
is an important part
of becoming a man.
364
00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:28,623
Before you claim
that all my professional success
365
00:12:28,734 --> 00:12:30,963
stems from
your very, very brave decision
366
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:33,871
to stay at home on the couch
watching "The Bionic Woman,"
367
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,314
I am going to go get Lily
368
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,832
so that she knows
she can always count on me.
369
00:12:40,683 --> 00:12:41,680
I'm fine. It's fine.
370
00:12:42,075 --> 00:12:44,125
If that's your idea
of a dramatic exit,
371
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:47,657
it's no wonder
Todd Jansen got that part.
372
00:12:49,848 --> 00:12:51,894
So, the doctor will see you
in a few minutes.
373
00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:53,751
Nice someone can see.
374
00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,845
Glad to know
your good eye can still roll.
375
00:12:57,641 --> 00:12:58,753
So, still angry, huh?
376
00:12:58,932 --> 00:13:00,519
Gee, why would I be angry?
377
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,578
Because you insulted me,
maimed me, and belittled
378
00:13:02,687 --> 00:13:05,231
my achievements in the banjonic
and trampolinic arts?
379
00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:06,166
I know. I'm sorry.
380
00:13:06,247 --> 00:13:07,674
I'm not proud
of my behavior today.
381
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:11,630
It probably started
with the 5k I ran yesterday.
382
00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:12,550
10k.
383
00:13:12,636 --> 00:13:14,127
For everyone else.
384
00:13:14,613 --> 00:13:17,579
It was the first time
in 15 years I couldn't finish.
385
00:13:17,983 --> 00:13:20,521
Then, today, it's everything
I can do, you can do better.
386
00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:21,184
No, I can't.
387
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,417
Yes, you can.
388
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,514
It's okay.
It's not your fault.
389
00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:27,662
Every dad
goes through it--
390
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:29,933
the day he starts
seeing his son as a man
391
00:13:30,031 --> 00:13:31,639
and not a boy.
392
00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:33,385
It's a shock.
393
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,501
Like when we first got
high-def TV
394
00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:38,175
and I realized
Ed Bradley had an earring.
395
00:13:38,286 --> 00:13:40,596
I'm not as much of a man
as you think, dad.
396
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:41,466
Oh, really?
397
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:42,403
How come an hour ago,
398
00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:45,702
I had a 16-year-old girl's bra
in my hand?
399
00:13:46,641 --> 00:13:48,835
Can we talk
somewhere more private?
400
00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:49,955
Mm-hmm.
401
00:13:51,536 --> 00:13:53,059
The bra belongs to me.
402
00:13:53,352 --> 00:13:55,746
Oh...kay.
403
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,157
That's not the conversation
I thought we'd be having,
404
00:13:59,244 --> 00:14:02,073
but... if that's what you need
on the outside
405
00:14:02,154 --> 00:14:04,426
to feel like the Luke you are
on the inside--
406
00:14:04,515 --> 00:14:05,238
No!
407
00:14:05,337 --> 00:14:07,000
It's to practice on.
408
00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,248
I stink at unhooking them.
409
00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:12,552
Last week, I tried to take one
off a girl at a party.
410
00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:16,021
I fumbled for so long,
she started to laugh.
411
00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:17,316
It still haunts me.
412
00:14:22,022 --> 00:14:24,143
That's why
I didn't go away this week.
413
00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:25,983
My trip wasn't canceled.
414
00:14:26,176 --> 00:14:27,619
Everyone found out and--
415
00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,302
I get it--
you couldn't face them.
416
00:14:29,392 --> 00:14:30,596
Listen, I know
this part of your life
417
00:14:30,675 --> 00:14:32,426
may not be moving
fast enough for you,
418
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,594
but enjoy it while it lasts.
419
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,652
Someday, your life's gonna be
moving faster than you want,
420
00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:38,080
and you could wind up
doing something dumb,
421
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,544
like blinding your son.
422
00:14:39,627 --> 00:14:41,137
- I'm blind?!
- Probably not.
423
00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:42,887
Luke Dunphy?
424
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,591
I know I'm getting a little old
for this place, but...
425
00:14:49,106 --> 00:14:50,487
I do like coming here.
426
00:14:51,902 --> 00:14:53,071
Oh, Lukey!
427
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,408
You hurt your eye.
428
00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:55,802
Do you need a hug?
429
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,301
A big one.
430
00:14:57,393 --> 00:14:58,617
Come here.
431
00:15:00,861 --> 00:15:02,344
Alex!
Alex, stop!
432
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,293
I have been chasing you
for, like, an hour!
433
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,073
- Where are you going?!
- Uh--
434
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,611
This guy Weasel said he knows
435
00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:08,791
of some hot springs
in the hills.
436
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,006
We were just gonna go
try and find them.
437
00:15:10,102 --> 00:15:12,527
Oh, okay. So, we'll see you
in, like, what, 10 years,
438
00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:14,921
when you spoon-tunnel your way
out of Weasel's basement?
439
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,922
I know about Harvard.
440
00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:21,554
How?
441
00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:22,812
Mom saw on your computer.
442
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,231
And of course she told you,
443
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:27,144
because privacy
doesn't mean anything.
444
00:15:27,489 --> 00:15:28,860
Why do things the right way?
445
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,226
- Alex, I r--
- No! What's the point?
446
00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:33,173
Get straight A's for 10 years,
447
00:15:33,278 --> 00:15:35,169
spend your summers
building houses,
448
00:15:35,288 --> 00:15:37,580
drag your cello to school
every day,
449
00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:40,517
write the perfect essay,
and for what?!
450
00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:42,756
"No, thank you, Alex!"
451
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,182
"We don't want you,
Alex!"
452
00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:47,778
Okay, you are drawing
more attention to yourself
453
00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:49,983
than the guy
wearing a ferret as a scarf.
454
00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:51,656
I don't care anymore!
455
00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:54,368
I've spent my entire life
trying to be perfect,
456
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,685
and where did it get me?
457
00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:59,174
I am in a field
with 6,000 idiots!
458
00:16:01,681 --> 00:16:03,865
Know what? I think that this is
a good thing for you.
459
00:16:04,116 --> 00:16:05,996
- Can you just spare me today?
- No.
460
00:16:06,093 --> 00:16:07,332
You're obviously
going to get into
461
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,653
one of those snooty schools,
462
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,855
and sometimes
you're gonna come in second...
463
00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:14,961
or fourth, or maybe even tenth.
464
00:16:16,082 --> 00:16:17,354
But you're gonna
dust yourself off,
465
00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:20,439
maybe put on some lipstick
for once, and keep going.
466
00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:22,963
I'm allowed to feel bad
about this, okay?
467
00:16:23,512 --> 00:16:26,153
Look, you are a superstar!
468
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,724
I've been saying
since you were 10
469
00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:29,633
you're gonna be
on the supreme court.
470
00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:31,002
Thanks.
471
00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:33,344
But for the record,
I'm gonna be a scientist.
472
00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:35,936
Lab coat, robe--
473
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,844
as long as something's
covering up your outfit,
474
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,637
you're gonna be just fine.
475
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:45,617
I... don't want to talk about it.
476
00:16:45,725 --> 00:16:47,757
I had killed with that song
at three amateur productions,
477
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,301
two gay weddings, and a two-hour
gate hold on a 747,
478
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:53,209
but I could tell
the audience thought
479
00:16:53,317 --> 00:16:56,397
that I had sabotaged Kaplan
to grab the spotlight,
480
00:16:56,546 --> 00:16:59,703
and my confidence caught in my
throat like a three-day furball.
481
00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,304
I couldn't
have stunk up the place worse
482
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,416
if I'd performed
in a litter box.
483
00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:07,903
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
484
00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:12,174
Bravo, Cameron.
485
00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:14,147
Can't talk!
I'll be in my stall!
486
00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:19,940
So, now
everybody hates Cameron.
487
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,104
Okay, look,
I can't sing "Memory."
488
00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:23,651
It's too much song for me.
489
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,924
So when I found out
that Coach Tucker
490
00:17:25,008 --> 00:17:27,104
wanted to sing it, as well,
I had my out--
491
00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:28,992
until he nobly stepped aside.
492
00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:31,499
Luckily, the sandbag fell,
everyone blamed him,
493
00:17:31,597 --> 00:17:33,063
and I just saw my opening.
494
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,982
I put the paint cans
on the floor
495
00:17:35,145 --> 00:17:36,789
and pretended
that the tea scalded me.
496
00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:40,351
But to see him crash and burn
on stage, that...
497
00:17:40,457 --> 00:17:42,863
It doesn't get better than that.
498
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,448
Oh, it's about to,
499
00:17:44,516 --> 00:17:46,089
because I turned
your microphone on,
500
00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:47,958
and everybody there
is listening
501
00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:49,603
to everything
that you just said!
502
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,801
No. No!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
503
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,248
You monster!
504
00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:54,680
Aah! Ooh-hoo-hoo! Ooh!
505
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,597
Amazing!
And with no commercials!
506
00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:57,903
Ooh! Ooh!
507
00:17:59,049 --> 00:18:00,075
The worst thing about the woods
508
00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:02,393
is you never know
what you're gonna run into--
509
00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:06,112
a bear, a hunter who doesn't
take kindly to city folk,
510
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,174
or worse...
511
00:18:07,274 --> 00:18:09,642
I can't wait.
I love s'mores.
512
00:18:09,773 --> 00:18:12,201
...your daughter, as happy
as you've ever seen her.
513
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,129
The only thing to do
was to sneak back to the car
514
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,625
and think of a lie
to tell my dad along the way.
515
00:18:16,901 --> 00:18:18,045
What was that?!
516
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:20,091
I don't know,
but let's hit it with a shovel.
517
00:18:20,201 --> 00:18:22,275
And stab it
with our marshmallow sticks!
518
00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:23,520
Yeah!
519
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,407
No! No, no, no, no!
I-I'm Lily's dad.
520
00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:26,724
I'm Lily--
Hi. She's mine.
521
00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:28,291
Um...
What are you doing here?
522
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:30,010
Okay, I-I thought
you gave me the signal.
523
00:18:30,129 --> 00:18:31,374
No! Go away.
524
00:18:31,456 --> 00:18:33,101
You're embarrassing me
in front of 8-year-olds.
525
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:33,909
Sorry.
526
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,906
I just finished
telling the girls a ghost story.
527
00:18:35,999 --> 00:18:37,417
It was so scary.
528
00:18:37,539 --> 00:18:38,478
Do you know any?
529
00:18:38,563 --> 00:18:40,218
I do know one
from my own camp days,
530
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,965
but it's probably
too scary for you, s--
531
00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:44,213
- Tell us now!
- Okay, okay.
532
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,030
It's really scary.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
533
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,890
This better be good.
534
00:18:49,409 --> 00:18:50,723
Um... well...
535
00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:54,202
it takes place
at a camp a lot like this one,
536
00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:57,548
where just beyond the woods,
there was a black lake.
537
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,557
And just beyond the lake,
there was a prison.
538
00:19:00,654 --> 00:19:01,850
This isn't scary.
539
00:19:01,969 --> 00:19:03,531
Okay,
it was a haunted pr--
540
00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:05,961
it was a haunted prison.
541
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,278
Now, on this one night,
the night of the full moon,
542
00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:12,059
what they call
the blood moon...
543
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,396
Oooooh!
544
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,978
Okay, what was at this prison
was a-- was a ghost--
545
00:19:17,085 --> 00:19:20,839
the ghost of an old man
with glowing red eyes,
546
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,902
who breathed fire!
547
00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:25,044
I'm bored.
Can we go to sleep early?
548
00:19:25,128 --> 00:19:27,689
I think you're forgetting
about the blood moon.
549
00:19:27,774 --> 00:19:28,730
What's that?!
550
00:19:28,854 --> 00:19:30,884
Glowing eyes!
551
00:19:30,977 --> 00:19:32,087
It's the ghost!
552
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,520
- It's the ghost!
- No! Oh!
553
00:19:33,645 --> 00:19:35,199
Girls!
554
00:19:36,281 --> 00:19:38,821
Thanks for that.
Bedtime should be a treat.
555
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:43,415
Well, I guess
you finally rescued me at camp.
556
00:19:43,511 --> 00:19:44,632
Better late than never.
557
00:19:46,382 --> 00:19:47,300
By the way, I should've come by
558
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,609
and picked you up from camp.
559
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:50,962
That, uh,
"tough it out" stuff--
560
00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:52,434
that was my dad talking.
561
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,615
He threw me in a lake once
I was afraid of.
562
00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:55,491
Did I ever tell you
about that story?
563
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:56,934
Yeah, yeah,
we've all heard that story.
564
00:19:57,554 --> 00:19:58,695
Now, don't feel too bad.
565
00:19:58,789 --> 00:20:01,127
I was completely wrong
about Lily.
566
00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:03,670
I almost rescued her from having
the time of her life.
567
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,024
Oh, that's the way of things.
568
00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:06,572
Things work out,
and someday, you'll be able
569
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,219
to see her be completely wrong
about her kids.
570
00:20:09,302 --> 00:20:09,882
It's fun.
571
00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:11,056
Oh. Okay.
572
00:20:11,164 --> 00:20:12,256
Want a cigar?
573
00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:13,513
No. No, thank you.
574
00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:17,120
You know, I-- I once stole
one of those when I was a kid.
575
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:18,286
Made me completely dizzy.
576
00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:19,535
I don't remember
the rest of the night.
577
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,226
Aren't you going to
that Faculty Follies after this?
578
00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:23,600
Yeah.
Give me one of those.
579
00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:29,229
Huh. I thought
there was a step there.
580
00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:30,998
Oh, yeah, you'll get
your depth perception back
581
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,466
once you get the bandages off.
582
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:34,435
Careful in the middle, there.
I still haven't a chance to--
583
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:35,402
I know.
584
00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:37,738
Oh!
I thought you were Alex.
585
00:20:37,773 --> 00:20:39,239
She didn't get in.
586
00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:40,307
Oh, no!
587
00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:41,609
Stupid Harvard.
588
00:20:41,644 --> 00:20:42,710
"Stupid Harvard"?
589
00:20:42,745 --> 00:20:44,044
She didn't get into
Princeton, either?
590
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,346
No, just Harvard.
591
00:20:45,381 --> 00:20:47,147
I thought
that this might soften the blow.
592
00:20:47,183 --> 00:20:48,816
And I made her
her favorite dinner.
593
00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:49,917
You're such a good mom.
594
00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:51,986
There she is!
595
00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:53,354
Hi. I heard.
596
00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:54,822
I'm so sorry.
597
00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:55,823
Oh.
598
00:20:55,858 --> 00:20:57,157
Uh, thanks, mom,
599
00:20:57,226 --> 00:20:59,526
but Haley already made me feel
a little better about it.
600
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,762
I just don't really feel
like talking right now.
601
00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:04,431
I kind of just want to change
my password and get into bed.
602
00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:06,400
Okay.
603
00:21:06,435 --> 00:21:08,636
She just needs a little bit
of time to work through it.
604
00:21:08,671 --> 00:21:09,637
Hi.
605
00:21:09,672 --> 00:21:10,971
Alone?
606
00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:12,306
The kids are growing up.
607
00:21:13,509 --> 00:21:15,309
Guess they don't need us
as much anymore.
608
00:21:15,344 --> 00:21:16,810
Oh, well, that was the plan.
609
00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:18,612
I just thought it would
feel better than this.
610
00:21:18,648 --> 00:21:19,847
Me too.
611
00:21:19,882 --> 00:21:22,879
At least
we still need each other.
612
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,412
How'd I get so lucky...
613
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,929
- Okay.
- Still got it!
614
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,681
Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com