1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,600 English (HI) Subtitles. [MP4] Modern Family S06E19 (720p) Grill Interrupted - Web-DL [KoTuWa] 2 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:04,837 Okay, Gloria, just make sure Jay doesn't find out. 3 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:06,705 Oh. Boy. [ laughs ] 4 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,173 [ laughing ] I just heard that. 5 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,608 You probably think there's something 6 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:10,676 Between me and Gloria. 7 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:11,844 Relax. 8 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:13,879 I couldn't be more relaxed if I was in a coma. 9 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:15,981 Jay's grill was delivered. 10 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,182 She's keeping it under wraps 11 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,617 So I can be there when he sees it! 12 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:19,618 Alex: Oh, my god! 13 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,353 I just got accepted into caltech. 14 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,621 You did?! 15 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:23,889 That is incredible! 16 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,625 We're gonna have a famous scientist in the family! 17 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:29,294 Uh, not that there's any shame in learning a trade. 18 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:31,497 Air conditioners are always gonna break. 19 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,632 Eh, I looked into it. It's a lot of classes. 20 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,301 Honey, that is unbelievable. 21 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:37,870 It's hardly unbelievable. 22 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,738 Super-smart kid, super-smart school. 23 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,040 I never doubted you. 24 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,141 That must feel great. 25 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,076 Yep. Pretty great. 26 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:46,745 What was that? 27 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:47,880 I think that was my fault. 28 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:49,214 Me too. Why? 29 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,649 [ sighs ] I do this all the time. 30 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,818 She does these amazing things, and I'm so used to it, 31 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,820 I don't even make a big deal over caltech. 32 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,255 I got excited. Doesn't that count? 33 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,023 Well, honey, you get excited over everything. 34 00:00:58,025 --> 00:00:59,558 You're a born cheerleader. 35 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,327 I just need to make a really big fuss over Alex today. 36 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:03,162 That's all. 37 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,430 I know... you're upset 38 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,664 Because I said that you were a born... 39 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,332 There's no such thing as a born cheerleader. 40 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:08,667 It takes hard work and sacrifice. 41 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,903 You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training? 42 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,004 Mnh-mnh. 43 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:13,272 10 obituaries. 44 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:22,281 Captions by vitac ... 45 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,350 ??? 46 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,353 Hey, I think my dad is really gonna enjoy 47 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,588 Returning his gift this year. 48 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,757 [ laughing ] Mitchell, I have some really sad news. 49 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,425 Yes, you seem very broken up. 50 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,261 Apparently, I had an uncle, uh, cyrus, 51 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,932 Who died and out of the blue left me a pretty handsome sum. 52 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:41,800 I-I guess he didn't have a lot of other kin. 53 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:44,203 Okay, this is the one time I don't mind you saying "kin." 54 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,437 Now, when you say "handsome," 55 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,539 Are we talking carpool dad at Lily's school 56 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,541 Or are we in a more clooney/pitt area? 57 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,643 Mm. I would say more harry hamlin. 58 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,078 Oh. That's not bad at... 59 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,913 [ chuckling ] that's not bad at all. 60 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,982 You know, and this is crazy, because, um, I just saw 61 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:59,618 That the upstairs unit went back on the market, 62 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,121 And harry hamlin would almost equal a down payment, and... 63 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,722 I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 64 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,157 Look at me, spending your money. 65 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:07,493 No, Mitchell, it's not my money. It's our money. 66 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,294 I-is this a sign, Cam? 67 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,730 I mean, we talk about it all the time. 68 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,799 We should buy that upstairs apartment. 69 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,001 I don't see a reason why not! 70 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,469 This is so exciting. 71 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,337 I know. 72 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:19,471 I'm really proud of you, 73 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,772 Because there was a time 74 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:23,108 When I wouldn't have even seen this check. 75 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,911 Oh, well, yes. You know, I used to be quite the impulse buyer. 76 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:28,413 But I don't even recognize that guy anymore. 77 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,449 I love my new faux mink, daddy. 78 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,751 I forgot... Which gabor sister am I? 79 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,353 Y-you're eva, the classy one, but listen. 80 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,455 We need to keep the tags on it, because it's going back. 81 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,157 Well, then yours is going back, too. 82 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,458 No, that's a hard thing, 83 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:42,327 Because the saleslady said I look like Dr. Zhivago. 84 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,265 So, is that a birthday present for you 85 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,267 Or an extremely late mid-life crisis? 86 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,702 I don't think "extremely" is necessary. 87 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:53,805 It's on loan... kind of a weekend-long test-drive. 88 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,307 Wow... I walk into a store, 89 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,709 They make me leave my backpack behind the counter. 90 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,511 It's an old car salesman's trick. 91 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,880 They're hoping I fall in love with it and never give it back. 92 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,615 But I can't justify buying it 93 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,185 Any more than you can justify that hat. 94 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,487 Little early for tequila, isn't it? 95 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,821 It's for Luke. 96 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,623 Not sure that's better. The last time he was here, 97 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,859 He was eyeing this bottle the same way you look at me 98 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,894 When I wear that strappy sundress. 99 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,129 I do like that dress. 100 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:18,664 I am going to catch him red-handed. 101 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,632 I am going to teach him a lesson. 102 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,668 But first I'm going to refill this with water 103 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,369 In case he gets past me. 104 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,038 You know, we have a little time before the family comes. 105 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,539 Why don't you throw that dress on and... 106 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,540 [ doorbell rings ] 107 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,575 Aw, damn it. 108 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,876 Andy, can you get that? 109 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:31,977 Andy? 110 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,011 Sorry. 111 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,580 I tuned out when you started flirting 112 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,715 To give you some privacy. 113 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,350 [ breathes deeply ] 114 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,085 I was seeing Haley for the first time 115 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,054 Since she Came to visit me in the hospital. 116 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:44,089 She said some pretty heavy stuff. 117 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,525 If I'm your elephant, you have a shot. 118 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,427 That's what I'm trying to say, dummy. 119 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,362 She didn't know I heard. 120 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,597 I tried for a couple weeks 121 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,599 To forget about it and just go on with beth, 122 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:56,068 But I couldn't stop thinking about Haley. 123 00:03:56,070 --> 00:04:00,772 So... Today's the day I'm finally gonna have the big talk. 124 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:04,243 There's a cooler of drinks out back! Help yourselves! 125 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,210 Hey. 126 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,612 Where's Haley? Is she coming? 127 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,780 The last time Haley informed me of her plans, she said, 128 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,682 "ha ha. I'm going to cabo, and you're not." 129 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,351 [ chuckles ] she's the best. 130 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:17,689 Get ready to see the best gift ever. 131 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,191 Happy birthday! 132 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:21,293 It's a grill. I got a grill. 133 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,528 You had a wife, too. Didn't mean you couldn't trade up. 134 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,464 I give you the flame xl. 135 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,299 My client owns the company. 136 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:29,067 He gave me a crazy-good deal. 137 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,036 25,000 wood propane btus. 138 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,237 That's... Plenty, right? 139 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:35,073 No. Electric rotisserie! 140 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:38,610 If god wants a hamburger, this is what she cooks it on. 141 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,112 But it's got all those doodads. 142 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,114 I don't know what to do with those doodads. 143 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:43,215 You're doing a great job 144 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:45,050 Of hiding your excitement about this gift. 145 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,451 Look. It's simplicity itself. 146 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,954 You just turn on the gas, hit the electric starter. 147 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:49,988 [ hissing, clicking ] 148 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,723 Hit the electric starter. 149 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:52,991 Phil, you might want to lay off... 150 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,159 Aah! 151 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,160 I'm fine. 152 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,795 Healthy as ever. 153 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,598 I'd know if you weren't, 'cause I just saw your skeleton. 154 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,899 Gloria: Okay, Joe. 155 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,535 [ singsong voice ] time for a nap in your new bed! 156 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:08,774 Looking for something? Aah! 157 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,475 Uh, yeah... you. [ chuckles ] 158 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,145 I just wanted to say what a nice party you put together. 159 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,314 The secret is to know what your guests want, 160 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,015 And I know what you want. 161 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,950 Hey, Luke, quick lesson. 162 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,320 This is a coaster. It prevents rings. 163 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,322 Thanks to you and your dr pepper, 164 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:26,158 My teak end table upstairs looks like the olympic flag. 165 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,426 Think, Luke. 166 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:30,329 Yes. Think, Luke. 167 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,299 Did you get it? 168 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,600 Yep. 169 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,269 Sweet mexican treasure. 170 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:39,438 I was born in Florida, but thank you. 171 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,106 So, you really think you're gonna buy it? 172 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,107 I mean, it makes sense. 173 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,675 We're kind of cramped where we are. 174 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,644 There she is... Our little genius. 175 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,112 She just got accepted to caltech. 176 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,347 Oh, that's amazing! Mm-hmm. 177 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:49,981 It's not that big of a deal. 178 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,149 It's a huge deal! 179 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,185 That school pumps out nobel prize winners 180 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,287 The way my school pumped out stomachs. 181 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:57,656 Enough, mom! 182 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,024 Uh... What was that about? 183 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,459 [ sighs ] 184 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,694 I didn't make a big enough fuss about her getting into caltech, 185 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,296 And now she's making me pay. 186 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:06,064 Well, if that's her giving you a hard time, 187 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:07,499 I think you got off pretty easy. 188 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,700 Well, that's true. 189 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,702 That one never really went through a rebellious phase. 190 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,804 [ chuckles ] remember how wild we were? 191 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,673 [ chuckling ] ohh! 192 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,007 Were we ever! 193 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,042 [ chuckles ] 194 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,577 [ sighing ] ohh. 195 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,878 Were we ever? 196 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,912 Not really, no. 197 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,714 You had your summer of the red afro, 198 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,883 And I dated the whitest puerto rican on earth. 199 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,852 Oh, wayne. Yeah. Yeah. 200 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,653 Hey, but it's not like we didn't separate 201 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:29,888 And strike out on our own. 202 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,556 Yeah! That's right. Am I right? Huh? 203 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,691 [ chuckles ] ahhhh. 204 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,192 Dad bought me my house. 205 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,327 Ours, too. 206 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:36,561 He loaned us the money for the down payment. 207 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,863 We never paid him back. 208 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,064 I've always felt so guilty. 209 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,333 You know, he gave us our down payment, too. 210 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:43,068 Are you sure that wasn't a gift? 211 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,870 Well, I never offered to pay him back. I don't know. 212 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,438 And then he just gave me this bonus at work. 213 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,006 Oy. What he must think of me. 214 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,041 [ sighs ] it's so long ago now. 215 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,710 Well, still. 216 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,012 I feel like I should offer to pay him back. 217 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,847 What... no. N-no. No, no, no, no, no, no, Claire. 218 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,516 Because then I'm gonna have to pay him back, 219 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,950 And I'll be stuck in the same shoe box 220 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,285 He bought me last time. 221 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,887 Mitchell, he's not going to accept it. 222 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,355 It's just a gesture. 223 00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:05,757 We do it so we feel more independent. 224 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,192 Just do it. 225 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,193 [ sighs ] do it! 226 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,394 Do what? Oh, nothing. 227 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:10,729 You're busy. Not really. 228 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,364 Phil's tinkering with the new grill, 229 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,366 So you better collect some old photographs for the memorial. 230 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:15,867 Oh. Do what? 231 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,135 Uh... 232 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,638 Well, um, you probably don't remember this. 233 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,440 But, uh, a while back, 234 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:24,142 You gave us some money for a down payment. 235 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,711 Very generously, I might add. Yes. 236 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:29,114 And not just 'cause it's your birthday... That's right. 237 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,883 ...But we wanted to at least make the offer 238 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:35,554 To pay... You... Back. 239 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,489 Mitchell, what are you doing? I can't cash this. 240 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,157 Now, dad, I... 241 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,792 You got to sign it first. 242 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,294 Okay, uh, in that case, 243 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,895 I'm gonna need to get the pen back from... 244 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:44,796 Claire! 245 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,064 Got one right here. Oh. Okay. 246 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,335 Hey, you. 247 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,937 Oh. Hey. 248 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,738 I didn't expect to see you here today. 249 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:54,973 How you feeling? 250 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,609 Better. Turns out you don't even need an appendix. 251 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,110 I don't even miss it anymore. 252 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,612 It's like circuit city. 253 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:04,282 Anyway, I've been wanting to talk to you about something. 254 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,584 This house is fantastic. 255 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,586 I should have gone into the closet business. 256 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,920 [ chuckles ] right? 257 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,822 I'm giving him a tour. Andy, this is will. 258 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,691 Hi. Nice to meet you. 259 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:14,659 [ cellphone rings ] 260 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,961 I'm sorry. I have to take this. 261 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,496 It's the hospital. 262 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,165 He's a doctor. 263 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,434 I met him the same day I Came to visit you in the hospital. 264 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:23,602 Isn't that funny? 265 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,203 [ laughs ] 266 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,438 Super-funny. 267 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,507 So, wait. What did you want to talk to me about? 268 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,542 Ohhh... 269 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:33,178 Just that this little heck-raiser 270 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,547 Needs to take a nap, but he's been fighting it. 271 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:38,683 Oh, I've got an idea. Luke had the same problem. 272 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:41,052 [ yawns ] I'm so tired. 273 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,554 Let's go to bed. 274 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:43,555 Both of us? 275 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:44,389 Mm. 276 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,790 Together? Me too? 277 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:49,694 Yes, because we are sleepy and it's nap time! 278 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,863 Now wait. He'll climb in bed with us. 279 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,332 Just give him a minute. 280 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,800 Okay. 281 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,702 Since we're just lying here... 282 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,703 Mm-hmm. 283 00:08:58,705 --> 00:08:59,838 ...Do you remember when you... 284 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,072 Will: [ chuckling ] sorry about that. 285 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,073 Oh! Gosh! 286 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,174 Oh, gosh. 287 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,342 You're gone for two minutes, 288 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,877 You come back and find us in the big-boy bed. 289 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,546 I can only imagine what you're thinking. 290 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,981 That you're trying to get this little kid to take a nap? 291 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,384 How smart is he? [ chuckles ] 292 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,752 Say something medical. 293 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,053 20cc... stat. 294 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,354 [ sighs ] 295 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,690 I don't understand a word, but it gets me going. 296 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,926 [ laughs ] 297 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,395 I mean, what kind of store policy is that? 298 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:26,698 I-I can't return a coat that I put on one time at home? 299 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,999 Getting out of the shower. 300 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,601 Yeah, you didn't help by pointing that out. 301 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,202 What are you gonna tell daddy? 302 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,204 Well, I guess I'm just gonna tell him I made a mistake. 303 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,406 You know, like I say, sweetie, 304 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:37,275 Honesty is always the best policy. 305 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,710 Unless... 306 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,211 And stay with me here... 307 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,580 Where would I go? 308 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,615 ...I convince your daddy to wait on the apartment upstairs 309 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,850 Until I have enough time to sell your coat, 310 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,520 And, if need be, even sell mine. 311 00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:52,958 Thanks for selling mine first, Dr. Chicago. 312 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,626 If I'm reading this properly, 313 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,628 I'm supposed to put a lime in your mouth, 314 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,029 Salt on your stomach, 315 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,131 And drink it out of your bellybutton. 316 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,333 [ cork pops ] you wish. 317 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,504 [ exhales sharply ] that'll get you there. 318 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,142 [ coughing ] oh. Whoa, Nelly. 319 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,277 [ clears throat ] 320 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,446 Hey, pace yourself! This stuff is strong. 321 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,314 I'll know when I've had enough. 322 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:18,416 Oh, hey. I got it lit. 323 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,218 I could feel it inside the house. 324 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,553 They're gonna need dental records 325 00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:22,921 To identify those chickens. 326 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:23,955 You'll be singing a different tune 327 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,057 Once I pop on the rotisserie feature. 328 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:29,828 Get ready for these birds and your head to spin. 329 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,631 That's moving pretty fast. 330 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,798 Simple adjustment. 331 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,600 Oh. That seems to have... Sped it up. 332 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:38,336 H-how about you skim dinner out of my pool? 333 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,105 I'll get my old grill out. 334 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,773 Why is this even a setting?! 335 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,141 Oh, hey! 336 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,809 Hey, where the hell did you go, you coward? 337 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,678 Oh, what... just 'cause dad took your money back, 338 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,113 I'm supposed to give him all mine, too? 339 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,081 Yes, yes. Because it was your stupid idea. Okay? 340 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,951 Oh, my god. How am I gonna tell Cam I gave away his entire inheritance? 341 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,252 I don't know. 342 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,921 Oh, hey! Is there a future doctor in the house? 343 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,757 Yeah, I think he's upstairs, feeling up Haley. 344 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,526 No... You, Alex einstein. 345 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,862 Whatever you're doing, please stop. 346 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,829 She's still mad. 347 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,764 Yeah, so am I. 348 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,165 It's not fair, okay? 349 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,668 Dad gave you the same amount of money for your down payment. 350 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,203 What? Jay loaned us that money? 351 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,805 Oh, my god. You don't know. Yes. Yes. 352 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,807 Makes you wonder what else she's lied about, huh? 353 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,642 Wait... I've owed Jay money for 20 years, 354 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,710 And you never told me? 355 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,145 I didn't think you'd want to take it. 356 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,613 I finally understand the invisible wall 357 00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:23,281 That's been between Jay and me all this time. 358 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,617 This is why we're not laughing about that crazy grill, 359 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,519 Taking an awesome selfie with it, 360 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,853 Posting it on instagram, 361 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,689 Sending hilarious e-mails back and forth! 362 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:31,790 "remember when the grill went nuts?" 363 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,324 "oh, yeah. That was hilarious." 364 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,793 "you're hilarious." [ chuckles ] 365 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,827 So what, he's a doctor? 366 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:36,861 I could be a doctor. 367 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,163 I still have the white coat 368 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,065 From when I worked at the clinique counter. 369 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,367 Hey. So, Gloria says it's Joe's bath time. 370 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,234 He just had one. 371 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,636 What's with the robe, hef? 372 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,838 I don't know who that is, but I took off my shirt 373 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,807 To protect it from splash gordon over here. 374 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,175 [ chuckles ] adorbs. 375 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,710 Can you grab me that juice box? 376 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,845 Yeah, sure. 377 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,814 Anyway... 378 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,649 Like I was saying before, 379 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,984 Remember how, when I was in the hospital... 380 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,186 Oh, no! 381 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,388 Oh, man, this is gonna stain! 382 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,723 I need to take it off and soak it. 383 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,924 Uh, uh... 384 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,892 You could put on my shirt. It's hanging right there. 385 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,494 Oh, thanks. 386 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,199 It's a little boxy. Do you have a chunky belt? 387 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,934 Uh... Yeah, I guess. 388 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,169 [ chuckling ] I'm kidding. 389 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,405 It's not like I'm gonna be wearing this for long anyways. 390 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,073 Wow. This looks bad. 391 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,508 And this looks even worse. 392 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,677 But there's a perfectly good explanation. 393 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,912 Hey, babe. You spill something on your dress? 394 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,614 Really? That was your first guess? 395 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,549 Yeah, I was giving andy a juice box. 396 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,518 Mm. Not to drink... Because I'm a man. 397 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,919 Okay, so, I'm gonna go get a dress 398 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,387 And some shoes from Gloria's closet. 399 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,589 What happened to your shoes? 400 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:38,656 Nothing. 401 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:41,893 Okay. 402 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,862 I've been watching the two of you, 403 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,630 And it's pretty obvious. 404 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,865 Finally. 405 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,533 You know how to make her laugh. 406 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,768 Anyway, I got Haley a little gift, 407 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,636 And I want to write something cute on the card. 408 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,238 I thought you could help me, because... 409 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,540 Because you're not good with words. 410 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,608 Well, I'm a doctor. 411 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,476 I can't admit I'm not good at something. 412 00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,944 But... Please? 413 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,079 Yeah. 414 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,213 Fine. 415 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,282 [ sighs ] 416 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,885 Just... Write how you feel. 417 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,953 Something like... 418 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,723 "dear Haley, I know how eyes work, 419 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:15,093 But I never knew how they sparkled until I..." 420 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,795 That could be macular degeneration. 421 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,463 Just write. 422 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,497 [ laughs ] 423 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,432 We need to sober up. 424 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,302 Right after I call an ex-girlfriend. 425 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,304 [ voice breaking ] I think I still love her. 426 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,939 Hey. Sorry we're late. 427 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,307 Hey. No, that's fine. No worries. 428 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,909 Um, so, listen, my stupid sister... 429 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,811 Look, I don't want that apartment anymore. 430 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:33,912 Oh, me neither. Yeah, it's just that... 431 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,313 Well, I thought you had your heart set on it. 432 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,448 I did, but then you made such a compelling case. 433 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,517 Hey, mitch, I got to tell you, I was really impressed 434 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,119 With you paying back that loan. 435 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,587 I'm sorry. What? Excuse me? 436 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,255 I'm sorry. I should be thanking you, too. 437 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,424 I forgot about that down payment I helped you guys with. 438 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,592 It was so long ago. 439 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,626 Anyway, yeah. 440 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,762 Nice birthday surprise. Yeah. 441 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,263 You gave him my money, didn't you? 442 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,798 Your money? I thought you said it was our money. 443 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,966 Why would it be our money? 444 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,434 You didn't even know my uncle remus. 445 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,602 Wasn't it cyrus? 446 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,037 I think I would know the name of the saint 447 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,205 That practically raised me. 448 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,339 Hmm. 449 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,374 I forgot to give grandpa his birthday crown. 450 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,809 Wait a minute. What's this? 451 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,878 Uh... Does Lily have a fur? 452 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,879 Oh, boy. 453 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:08,880 Yeah, uh, let's see. 454 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,448 Oh, it's from schwartzman's, huh? 455 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,950 The same store that you and Lily 456 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,118 Just love to browse in every Sunday after brunch. 457 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,722 Well, if you must know, it was a surprise gift for you. 458 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,858 Now it's going back, because you're a thief. 459 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,159 Oh, well, then, I want to try it on. No! 460 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,827 I want to try it on. You'll just get attached. 461 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,362 Well, it's a present for me, so I should be able 462 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,497 To have a fitting of some sort. 463 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,799 Of course it needs altering. 464 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,601 Since when do you wear right off the rack? 465 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,571 [ clears throat ] oh. 466 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,507 I'm just not comfortable with vesuvius over there. 467 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,042 I hope you can get your money back. 468 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,711 "money back"... There it is. 469 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,512 Huh? There's a shadow that's been cast 470 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,414 Over this relationship for quite a while now. 471 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,149 Is this about that time you were sleepwalking 472 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,151 And Came in my tent and kissed my neck? 473 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,154 Somnamorousness... the condition no one wants to talk about. 474 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,222 You're right about that. 475 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,891 This is actually much more embarrassing. 476 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:56,394 I just found out you lent us money for our down payment. 477 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,495 So... 478 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,563 Here. 479 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,899 Paid back in full. 480 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,834 Phil, is this because Mitchell... 481 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:05,169 No. This is for me... For us. 482 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,373 And though it may be long overdue, thank you. 483 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,974 You're welcome. 484 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,012 Probably seems awkward, but... 485 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,179 It's happening. 486 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,248 ...Could you throw that apron on me? 487 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,285 [ clears throat ] 488 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,123 You're not sleeping again? Oh. 489 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,862 Maybe we should have another pot of coffee. 490 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,563 [ chuckles ] that's a weird word, huh? Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. 491 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,798 [ sighs ] amateur. 492 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,633 Gloria: Doctor! I need your help. 493 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,937 I've been drinking this tequila, and I cannot find the worm. 494 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,438 I think I just swallow it. 495 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,773 That's very serious. 496 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,775 That worm could eat your insides in a matter of hours. 497 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,977 Well, there must be something she can do. 498 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,412 Drink pickle juice. 499 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,380 The worm cannot survive in pickle juice. 500 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,182 Is this enough? Just. 501 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,886 Ahh! Thank you, doctor. I'm feeling better already. 502 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,287 You got lucky. 503 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,456 The only other treatment is to freeze the worm to death 504 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,126 By lowering the body temperature with an ice bath. 505 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,828 I feel it inside of me. 506 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,897 No. I think it's inside of me. 507 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,599 I knew we should've poured the tequila in your bellybutton. 508 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,668 That's why they have these systems in place. 509 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,405 Whoa! 510 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,007 I heard an expensive car pull out. 511 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,508 I figured you were in it. 512 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,577 Oh, yeah, that was will going to the hospital. 513 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,412 I just Came to get my dress. 514 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,983 Oh. Um, he gave me this card, but he writes like a doctor. 515 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,417 Can you read it for me? 516 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:30,021 Mnh-mnh. No. That sounds way too personal. 517 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,590 Ohh, come on! I visited you in the hospital. 518 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,758 Just do it! 519 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,959 Nah, I'm okay. 520 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,260 Can you just see if you can read it? I can't. 521 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,363 I'd rather not. Can you even read? Can you please try? 522 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,464 I'll try. Yeah, no, I'll try. 523 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,465 Thank you. You're welcome. 524 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,635 "dear Haley, I know how eyes work, 525 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,971 But I never knew how they sparkled 526 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,806 Until I met you. 527 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,274 I know how hearts work, 528 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,276 But I never knew they could sing 529 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,212 Until I met you. 530 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,314 Love, will." 531 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,349 [ sighing ] oh, crap. 532 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,786 Really? I thought it was kind of sweet. 533 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,855 The doctor part, then it circled around back to you. 534 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,024 Why does he have to be so into me, you know? 535 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,325 We met like two weeks ago. 536 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,861 A gold heart! Really? 537 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,397 I just... I guess I'm just more into the chase right now. 538 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,132 You know, like, the fun. 539 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,267 I'm just not looking for anything serious. 540 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,204 Well, it's good you know what you want... 541 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,839 Before anyone got hurt. 542 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,074 Yeah. 543 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,308 Thanks. 544 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:30,915 Of course I have the receipt. 545 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,850 Ow!...Kay, what if I didn't? 546 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,052 Oh, there she is! 547 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,087 Okay, everybody, I want to make a toast! 548 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,321 Oh, any excuse. 549 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,657 To my brilliant daughter... 550 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,892 So, not you. 551 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,195 ...Who worked for 12 years to get into caltech, 552 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,330 The most prestigious college... 553 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,932 Mom, it's really not a big deal. 554 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,700 Oh, honey, wait, wait, wait... You said yourself 555 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,603 It's the best scientist school in the country. 556 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,039 Well, I most definitely did not use those words. 557 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,274 Congratulations, Alex. 558 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,042 We expect great things from you... 559 00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,878 Unlike some of the other children in this family. 560 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,346 Well, I snagged a doctor, 561 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,515 So she must be talking about you. 562 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,184 Mm. I'm very proud of you. 563 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,251 Mwah, mwah, mwah! 564 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,220 Okay, well, I haven't even decided. 565 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,022 I still might go to my safety school. 566 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,390 Great. Now this. 567 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,392 If she goes to the other place, it's even more expensive. 568 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,294 It's not gonna happen. Please. 569 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,029 She's just trying to punish me. 570 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,897 And don't worry about the money. I got my bonus. 571 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,199 Yeah. 572 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,734 Wait. What? What did you do? 573 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,436 Did you pay back my dad? Please, please, please. 574 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,637 No, no, no. Yes, I did. 575 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,239 [ gasps ] not that it changed anything. 576 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,440 Okay, don't be mad at Phil. 577 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,942 He's not the bad guy here. He is. 578 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,945 Look at him, sitting over there like he's the king of the world. 579 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,780 What father takes money from his own children? 580 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,615 Not like he needs it. He lives in this palace. 581 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,983 Meanwhile, our whole family's 582 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,785 Sharing a bathroom the size of his closet. 583 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,953 I know. I've paced it out. 584 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,287 Okay, what about me? 585 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,123 My tears have barely dried, he stole my inheritance, 586 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,125 And I'm left holding the bag for two fur coats. 587 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,292 T-two?! 588 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,094 I can get three seasons of use out of it. 589 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,063 [ chuckling ] hey, this might give you a chuckle. 590 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,598 That money you all paid me back... 591 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,067 It's gonna cover the cost of that t-bird. Ah! 592 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:58,236 Isn't that funny how stuff works out? [ laughter ] 593 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,770 It sure is funny. That's hilarious. 594 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,172 [ gasps ] ohh! 595 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,007 I can't. It's too cold. 596 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,277 It's either cold for 5 minutes or cold forever. 597 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,278 [ shudders ] 598 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,412 Come on. 599 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,915 [ breathing heavily ] 600 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,650 [ both gasping ] 601 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,586 Funny... I always thought I'd be found dead in a bird suit 602 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,421 At the bottom of the grand canyon. 603 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,956 You still will, buddy. 604 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,658 [ voice breaking ] you still will. 605 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,293 [ Camera clicks ] 606 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,128 If I ever catch you drinking again, 607 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,697 Your whole school is going to see this picture. 608 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,367 Sh-sh-she tricked us. 609 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,668 I know. 610 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,671 As soon as we kill this worm, we're gonna get her back. 611 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,541 There's... No... Worm! 612 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,645 Not gonna help, kid. 613 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,846 You're right. 614 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,714 I can't drown my problems in alcohol. 615 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,184 Well, you can, but that's water. 616 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,620 You're not really gonna turn down caltech? 617 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,455 Oh, please don't tell me what a great school it is, 618 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:52,857 How I'm gonna graduate in two years, 619 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,392 And they're gonna name a country after me. 620 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,893 You're feeling some pressure. 621 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,728 What if I'm the dumbest one there? 622 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,030 Someone has to be. 623 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,165 I could get there, be dumb, have a nervous breakdown... 624 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,501 Hey. You're going. I know you. 625 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,970 You've never backed down from a challenge your whole life. 626 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,472 Now, I could lie to you and tell you it's gonna be easy. 627 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,541 Well, do that. I'm vulnerable. I'll believe you. 628 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,210 It's not. It's gonna be hard. 629 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,946 But you and I both know this is something you have to do. 630 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,216 'cause if I don't, I'll regret it my whole life. 631 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,217 I know, I know. 632 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,484 Yeah, that's part of it. 633 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,720 Let's take a ride. Want to show you something. 634 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,722 You're not gonna drive me into a bad neighborhood 635 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,257 To show me how lucky I am, are you? 636 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,925 Shh. 637 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,229 Well, I would still have my money 638 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,863 If she hadn't tricked Mitchell. 639 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,565 Oh, and it's a shame you don't, Cam. 640 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,867 'cause then you could buy another one of those coats. 641 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,569 Phil: Well, I didn't get anything I wanted! 642 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,338 Jay didn't even like the world's most perfect grill. 643 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,505 [ explosion ] 644 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,873 Come on! 645 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,077 The family needs a leader, and I can't do it forever. 646 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,845 You can handle it. 647 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,614 Do I have to? 648 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,415 Heavy hangs the head. 649 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:57,054 You know, college might not be such a big, scary place 650 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,256 If I drove up the first... 651 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,257 Not gonna happen. Okay. 652 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,228 Your brother's in a bit of a spot money-wise, 653 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,463 And I don't want to embarrass him, 654 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,865 So how about if I say I'm giving you both a gift? 655 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,034 That way, he doesn't feel like a charity case. 656 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,103 Oh. Well, if it's to help Mitchell... 657 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,938 Thank you, honey. 658 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,440 [ shuddering ] s-still s-so cold. 659 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,442 M-maybe some coffee would warm us up. 660 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,444 You have a problem. 661 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,080 So, listen, how about if I say I'm giving you both a gift? 662 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,115 That way, your sister... 663 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,583 We'll take it. 664 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,551 Lily! We can get the hats! 665 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,220 Yay!