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[MP4] Modern Family S06E20 (720p) Knock 'Em Down - HDTV [KoTuWa]
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[ knock on door ]
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Hey, dad.
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What do you think of the picture
on my new Costco card?
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Wow, you've never put your
actual face that close to mine.
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- Jay thinks that --
- Bup, bup, bup, bup. Let him answer.
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Uh... okay, you look good.
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This looks nothing like me!
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Maybe 'cause
you're not yelling in it.
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I look at this, and I'm like,
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"what the hell?
Where's the sparkle?
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Where's the guy that scored
the winning touchdown
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and was carried off
by his team?"
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This guy looks like he was
carried off by the current.
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Ah.
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I have half a mind
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to cut this up
and never go back there.
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Maybe you can use
one of the scissors
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from the eight-pack
that we bought.
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Hey, Jay, you feeling it?
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You ready
to knock down some pins?
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Oh, great.
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Gray and wrinkled,
like my tired puss.
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It's my league finals,
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and Jay agreed to fill in
for our star bowler, Maurice,
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who's recovering
from a groin pull.
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An actual groin pull,
not the party on Fire Island.
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I don't know, Cameron.
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I'm -- I'm really
not feeling it tonight.
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Well, you better
start feeling it soon.
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We need to win
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so I can stick it
to that smug Martin Sherman.
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Who's Martin Sherman?
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Only my archrival.
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I thought your rival was
that blond Christmas caroler.
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No, it's the Spanish teacher
at his school.
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Well, C-Cam
has lots of rivals,
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especially if you count
that bag boy.
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I told you --
Never say his name.
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I didn't say his name.
I don't even know his name.
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It's Todd.
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Always putting my canned goods
on top of my produce.
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I'd like to squash his squash.
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Okay, let's go. Hopefully, we
won't be out too late tonight.
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- We will! - Uh-huh.
- Oh, yeah, right.
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$10 says you guys will be
home in bed before we are.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You two will be sleeping,
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and Gloria and Haley and I
will still be dancing.
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This one?
Joe tucks her in.
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How would you know?
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You go to bed right after
you get mad at the news.
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Yeah, it's you two
that are keeping us down,
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but not tonight.
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Tonight, we are going out big.
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[ Imitating drumbeat ]
Oh, yeah!
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Yes, you're very hip.
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That's the theme song
to "The Antiques Roadshow."
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He's right.
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- Mm.
- That's embarrassing.
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Great house, huh?
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And you can't beat the location,
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mainly 'cause I live
right there.
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[ Laughter ]
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We love the house.
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Great!
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But I could never live
across the street
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from that pornographic statue.
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Oh! Huh!
I never noticed it.
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Yeah.
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You could see it from inside
when you look out the window.
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Oh, I didn't -- uh, are you
talking about that one?
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It's quite large.
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I'll take your word for it.
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I've had this listing
for two months,
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and I can't move it because of
the statue across the street.
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It's called "Marble with wood,"
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and let's just say
it's made entirely of marble.
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We've got to do something
about this. It's obscene.
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That's what they said
about "The catcher in the rye"
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- when it first came out.
- You're not helping.
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Why don't we just knock on
the door and talk to him?
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- I tried.
- Yeah, the guy's a jerk.
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I told him how much
it bothered us.
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It only seemed to please him.
[ Sighs ]
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I'm not gonna lie --
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It makes me feel bad
about my body.
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I don't feel comfortable
letting my kids play out here.
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- Our kids.
- Paul, please.
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Art is subjective.
Some people would love this.
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- Hey, what are you guys talking about?
- Claire: Here they come.
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The statue.
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Ohh, god, we hate that thing.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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I didn't make my money
to move to a neighborhood
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where they put something
like that on the street.
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Porn belongs on a big screen
in the bedroom
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or your phone in the bathroom.
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Kids, go play.
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Well... what are you gonna do?
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Well...
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Guess we'll just get used
to ignoring it.
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- Claire: I just wish he was more concerned
with being a better neighbor. - Yeah.
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Amen to that.
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Yeah.
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Hey, we were just
about to grab dinner.
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You guys want to join us?
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What's that?
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I said, you guys
want to go to dinner?
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How's that?
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If you guys
don't want to, that's fine.
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- No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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- No, no, no.
- No.
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A-are you saying no?
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- You know what?
- Mm...
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- Sure, why not?
- Of course.
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All right! Great!
Great!
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- Claire: Yeah.
- We'll meet you out front. 15. I'll drive.
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Oh, Claire, just so
our outfits don't clash,
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I'll be wearing lizard.
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Ah, shoot.
Well, I'll find something.
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[ Chuckling ] Okay.
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Oh, don't you just love it --
The crash of the pins,
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the smell
of the rental-shoe spray?
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Yeah, it does kind of
get the blood going.
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Oh, one small detail --
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This is an all-gay
bowling league,
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so I told everyone
you're all gay.
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What?
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You have to be gay to play.
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- Let's go meet the guys.
- Unh-unh.
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Forget it.
Not doing it.
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Jay, we need you.
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No one's gonna believe I'm gay.
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Oh, why, because you're
not flouncy enough?
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Jay, that's offensive.
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There's all kinds of gays.
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You've got your Broadway gays,
your gym gays,
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your twinks, your bears,
your otters,
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your "hey, girl" gays.
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You've got your pups,
your cubs, your chubs.
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And most prominently,
you've got your
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average-Joes-who-you-would
never-know-are-gay gays.
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- What the hell is an otter?
- Lane 20. White pants.
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Look, you don't have to
do anything differently.
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Just... be yourself.
You're gay enough.
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Martin:
Hello, Cameron.
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I thought I smelled failure
and cheap hair spray.
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Oh, hello, Martin.
You're looking unwell.
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Could you do that thing
you did last year where you lose
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and then you
try and throw a chair
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but not realize it's bolted down
and wrench your back
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and then curse at me
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while I wave a trophy in
your big, red face, could you?
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[ Laughs ] Oh, boy, look at you.
You're all worked up.
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It must have been a tough day
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assistant-managing
that Jo-Ann fabrics.
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It's a Michael's, and you know
it, you son of a bitch!
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Fine. I'll do it.
I don't like that guy.
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But what happens if
somebody I know comes in here
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and thinks
I'm living a secret life?
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Jay, trust me, if someone
you know comes in here tonight,
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they're living a secret life.
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- You make a point.
- Okay, let's meet the guys. Guys!
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Uh-huh.
Mmm.
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Hey!
I am in the best mood.
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My Uber driver looked
just like Adam Driver.
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You guys ready to party?
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- Yeah, let's go!
- Where?
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- Out. Let's do this.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's 8:30. The doors don't even
open for another hour.
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Well, then,
what are you doing here?
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Pregame!
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Mojitos and Cosmos --
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The drinks of your peoples.
[ Chuckles ]
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All right, let's get crazy.
[ Chuckles ]
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I'll uncover the cheese.
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So, we'll meet my friends
outside the club at like 10:30.
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- 10:30? - Yeah, the band
doesn't go on until midnight.
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Midnight?
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Okay, if you guys
can't hear me now,
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we're gonna have
some real problems at the club.
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- No problem.
- No, we're good. We're good.
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I hope I can be as cool
as you guys in 30 years.
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Does she think we're 50?
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No, no, she's just
really bad at math.
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Whoo!
Two strikes in a row!
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Familiarize yourself
with the exit
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because somebody's on fire!
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- Okay, Jay, you're up.
- All right, Jay.
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Let's get that first strike.
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Keep your eye on the prize.
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Imagine taking
that bad boy home tonight.
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Huh?
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Jerry...
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I'm sorry.
I'm just off my game tonight.
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You got this.
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Who's your new guy?
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He's my husband's uncle.
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Oh, you look confused.
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A husband
is somebody who loves you
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that you don't have to pay.
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Damn it!
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That guy is not gay.
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I could have you
disqualified, you know.
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Of course he's gay.
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I'm never wrong.
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My gaydar is highly sensitive.
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For instance, I have to
move it away from you right now
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before it explodes.
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I'm keeping an eye on uncle Jay.
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- Okay, Jay --
- Don't worry. I'll pick up the spare.
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No, no, no,
we got bigger problems.
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Um... Martin's onto us.
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You need to flounce it up
a little bit.
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But you said
that was offensive, remember?
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The otters
and weasels and stuff.
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Okay, you know
what's more offensive?
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Martin winning.
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So, we need to get you lighter
in those rental loafers.
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What gave me away?
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I'm not handsome enough.
Is that it?
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Perfect.
Insecure and superficial --
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It's a great start.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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- Should we order a bottle of wine?
- Yes.
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Oh, no need.
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Ronnie brought
this big daddy from home.
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- Yeah. Guy.
- Wow.
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Hey. Guy.
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Oh, Ronnie, I'm sure
he has a real name.
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Yeah, it's Guy.
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Mr. and Mrs. Lafontaine,
so nice to see you again.
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- Hey, guy.
- Hi, I'm guy. Pleasure.
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- Hi, guy.
- Hi.
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Oh. Very nice.
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2002 Harlan.
What are we celebrating tonight?
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Well, uh,
we're finally having dinner
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with our next-door neighbors.
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Well, you must be
very good neighbors.
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- That's so nice.
- Thank you.
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Oh, don't mention it.
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- It's nice to have you guys here.
- Yeah. - Mm.
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So, how are the kids?
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Um... uh, good.
It's a little intense right now.
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Uh, Alex is freaking out about
where she's gonna go to college,
247
00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:11,168
and we're freaking out
it's gonna be on the East Coast.
248
00:08:11,202 --> 00:08:12,803
- Oh, yeah. Well, we get that.
- We --
249
00:08:12,837 --> 00:08:14,504
R.J.'s going to New York soon.
250
00:08:14,598 --> 00:08:15,832
I think I'm gonna cry harder
251
00:08:15,866 --> 00:08:17,734
than the day I found out
I was pregnant with him.
252
00:08:17,768 --> 00:08:19,803
[ Laughter ]
253
00:08:19,837 --> 00:08:21,905
Yeah, what's R.J.
got going on in New York?
254
00:08:21,939 --> 00:08:24,607
Well, we wanted him
to go to college for business,
255
00:08:24,642 --> 00:08:26,776
but he wants to do his music.
256
00:08:26,811 --> 00:08:28,011
- Ohhh.
- So, long story short,
257
00:08:28,045 --> 00:08:29,412
he's going to Juilliard.
258
00:08:31,549 --> 00:08:32,482
Juilliard?
259
00:08:32,516 --> 00:08:33,636
For piano.
260
00:08:33,651 --> 00:08:35,719
- Oh.
- Well, mostly for his composing.
261
00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:37,587
Kid can't hit the toilet,
262
00:08:37,621 --> 00:08:39,022
but he wakes up
with symphonies in his head.
263
00:08:39,356 --> 00:08:40,356
Right.
264
00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:41,958
There we are.
Would you like to taste?
265
00:08:41,992 --> 00:08:43,526
- Oh, yeah.
- That's a $500 bottle of wine.
266
00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:45,916
That's like 100 bottles
of your wine.
267
00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,428
[ Inhales sharply ]
268
00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,063
Yeah, let 'er rip.
269
00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,577
Oh, I'm ready!
[ Laughter ]
270
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,805
Oh, damn it!
271
00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,041
[ Clears throat ]
272
00:09:09,706 --> 00:09:11,240
Oh, come on, Cam.
Admit it.
273
00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:13,275
Uncle Jay not gay.
274
00:09:13,309 --> 00:09:16,044
Oh, my god.
You could not be more wrong.
275
00:09:16,079 --> 00:09:18,247
Look, okay.
276
00:09:18,281 --> 00:09:20,215
If he's acting a little weird,
277
00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,530
it's just because...
278
00:09:23,486 --> 00:09:24,953
He totally likes you.
279
00:09:24,988 --> 00:09:26,989
[ Chuckling ]
No, he doesn't!
280
00:09:27,023 --> 00:09:28,590
What did he say?
281
00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,959
Okay, look, he -- he -- he
didn't want me to say anything
282
00:09:30,994 --> 00:09:32,761
because he's shy.
283
00:09:32,795 --> 00:09:34,997
That's why
he's being so awkward.
284
00:09:35,031 --> 00:09:36,531
Cam, you're up.
285
00:09:36,566 --> 00:09:37,532
I'm up.
286
00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,000
I got to go.
287
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,485
Hey, there.
288
00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,520
This is for you.
289
00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:48,721
Oh. Thanks.
290
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,489
And this...
291
00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:51,991
Is for a little zing.
292
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,692
We do love zing.
293
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:54,994
[ Chuckles ]
294
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:55,728
Be right back.
295
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,630
Be right here.
296
00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,965
Why is that guy
being so nice to me?
297
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,169
Well, there's been a-a new
little twist in the evening.
298
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,904
And now there's one in my beer.
What's up?
299
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,539
I told him you
have a crush on him.
300
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,874
- Why would you do that?
- I had no choice.
301
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,709
Well, you tricked me into coming
here, you made me gay,
302
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:11,777
now I have a boyfriend.
303
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,712
All these lies
just to win a trophy?
304
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,446
Yes.
305
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,248
I respect that.
306
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,850
[ Laughter ]
[ Cellphone dings ]
307
00:10:18,747 --> 00:10:20,448
Oh, those are my friends.
308
00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:22,317
- They're out front dropping
off our wristbands. - Mitchell: Oh.
309
00:10:22,351 --> 00:10:24,219
- What comes before part "B"?
- Hmm?
310
00:10:24,253 --> 00:10:25,386
Par-tay!
[Part "a"]
311
00:10:25,421 --> 00:10:26,588
[ Laughter ]
312
00:10:26,622 --> 00:10:28,189
[ Yawns ]
313
00:10:28,224 --> 00:10:30,184
Oh, my god. I've been
holding that in for an hour.
314
00:10:30,192 --> 00:10:31,559
Gloria, I'm not gonna make it.
315
00:10:31,593 --> 00:10:32,427
You have to.
316
00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:34,439
We talked so big to Cam and Jay
that if we don't go out,
317
00:10:34,473 --> 00:10:36,541
they're never
gonna let us live it down.
318
00:10:37,492 --> 00:10:38,759
Okay.
319
00:10:38,794 --> 00:10:40,127
[ Yawns ]
320
00:10:40,162 --> 00:10:41,429
Or we could
just blow it off, man.
321
00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:42,763
No, Gloria, come on, come on.
322
00:10:42,798 --> 00:10:44,198
- Get up, get up. Come on,
come on, come on. - Ay.
323
00:10:44,232 --> 00:10:45,266
Staying up all night --
It's in your blood.
324
00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,968
- You come from the land
of coffee and cocaine! - Mm...
325
00:10:47,245 --> 00:10:49,565
You too! Nobody likes to dance
more than the gays.
326
00:10:49,581 --> 00:10:51,148
Pretend you're on a float.
327
00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:53,365
- Dancing. That's it. That's a good idea.
- Okay, dancing. Dancing.
328
00:10:53,399 --> 00:10:54,900
I'm gonna
turn on some music here.
329
00:10:54,934 --> 00:10:56,735
[ Dance music plays ]
330
00:10:56,769 --> 00:10:57,804
This is good.
331
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:02,043
Oh, my "raise the roof"
elbow's a little sore.
332
00:11:02,118 --> 00:11:02,718
- Ay.
- Yeah.
333
00:11:02,743 --> 00:11:04,210
Oh, yeah, that must mean rain.
334
00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:07,314
[ Laughter ] Oh, my god. Your kids
give you that look, too?
335
00:11:07,348 --> 00:11:08,749
Yeah, I swear I can't remember
336
00:11:08,783 --> 00:11:10,350
what their actual faces
look like.
337
00:11:10,385 --> 00:11:11,218
[ Laughter ]
338
00:11:11,898 --> 00:11:13,999
This is fun.
Isn't this fun?
339
00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:15,968
To think it just took us
hating the same statue
340
00:11:16,002 --> 00:11:17,369
to bring us together.
341
00:11:17,404 --> 00:11:19,104
What a world it could be
if people would just hate more.
342
00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:20,339
[ Laughter ]
343
00:11:20,373 --> 00:11:22,508
Yeah, what are we gonna do
about that thing, huh?
344
00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:25,444
It's not right that a guy like
you can't even get his job done.
345
00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:26,879
Well, we could start a petition.
346
00:11:26,913 --> 00:11:29,014
- Yeah, or we could talk
to our city councilman. - Yep.
347
00:11:29,048 --> 00:11:31,016
Or... how about this?
348
00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:33,352
We take a rope,
we tie it around the statue,
349
00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:34,720
attach it
to the back of my truck,
350
00:11:34,754 --> 00:11:36,088
and drag it to the nearest dump.
351
00:11:36,122 --> 00:11:37,055
Oh.
[ Laughs ]
352
00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:38,857
Love that. [ Laughs ]
353
00:11:38,892 --> 00:11:40,392
I'm serious.
354
00:11:41,552 --> 00:11:42,787
- Uh, we can't do that.
- No.
355
00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:44,397
Why not?
We got tons of rope.
356
00:11:44,431 --> 00:11:46,599
Availability of rope
isn't really the issue here.
357
00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:48,701
It's -- it's
destruction of property.
358
00:11:48,735 --> 00:11:49,835
- It's against the law.
- Yeah.
359
00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:51,303
So?
360
00:11:51,338 --> 00:11:54,006
Ronnie, we live in
a civilized society.
361
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,375
We're not those kinds
of people, you know?
362
00:11:56,409 --> 00:11:58,410
Says the lady who, uh,
363
00:11:58,445 --> 00:12:00,179
paired my Cabernet with fish.
364
00:12:02,726 --> 00:12:04,193
So, is there anything else
I can get you?
365
00:12:04,228 --> 00:12:06,062
Nope. I think, uh,
we've had enough.
366
00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:09,265
And that means two things.
367
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,533
I'm not done.
368
00:12:12,136 --> 00:12:14,504
All right! Like the music!
369
00:12:14,538 --> 00:12:15,939
You guys really know h--
370
00:12:24,987 --> 00:12:26,988
I'm not getting
good rotation tonight.
371
00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:28,657
Certainly made my head spin.
372
00:12:28,691 --> 00:12:30,972
Oh, what can I say to that?
[ Chuckles ]
373
00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:33,828
Hey, can I ask you something?
374
00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,630
What do you think
of that picture?
375
00:12:35,665 --> 00:12:37,432
Doesn't look a thing like you.
376
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,334
Exactly what I've been saying.
377
00:12:39,368 --> 00:12:42,270
Not the man sitting next to me.
378
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,279
The rugged good looks...
379
00:12:44,414 --> 00:12:45,174
[ Chuckles ]
380
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:47,174
Broad shoulders...
381
00:12:47,242 --> 00:12:49,410
Piercing blue eyes.
[ Chuckles ]
382
00:12:49,444 --> 00:12:51,245
Hell, you're --
You're somewhere between
383
00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:52,813
Kevin Costner
and Channing Tatum.
384
00:12:52,847 --> 00:12:54,415
Who wouldn't
want to be between them, huh?
385
00:12:54,449 --> 00:12:55,649
[ Both laugh ]
386
00:12:55,684 --> 00:12:57,017
Okay, Jay, you're up.
387
00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:58,519
Thank you, Martin.
I needed that.
388
00:12:58,553 --> 00:12:59,787
Any time.
389
00:13:09,531 --> 00:13:10,531
Yeah!
390
00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:12,266
Whoo!
There's the real Jay!
391
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,500
Man:
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
392
00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:14,535
You know it!
393
00:13:14,536 --> 00:13:15,803
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
394
00:13:24,686 --> 00:13:25,652
[ Keys clank ]
Where is the baby?!
395
00:13:25,657 --> 00:13:26,708
I'm up. I'm up.
396
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:28,976
Hey, when did you get back?
397
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:30,010
Like an hour ago.
398
00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:31,178
[ Yawning ]
Oh, really?
399
00:13:31,212 --> 00:13:32,913
I must have grabbed
a little disco nap.
400
00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:34,081
I don't know what that means.
401
00:13:34,115 --> 00:13:35,549
You sure you guys
are up for this?
402
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,217
- Yeah, definitely, definitely.
[ Yawning ] - Of course.
403
00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:40,454
Why don't we go dancing
another time, like daytime?
404
00:13:40,489 --> 00:13:42,790
Oh, you know, well,
I'm pretty full of cheese, so --
405
00:13:42,824 --> 00:13:43,758
No, no.
406
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:44,892
If we don't go out now,
407
00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:47,661
this is not about
Cam and Jay making us old,
408
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:48,796
it means we are old.
409
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,364
This is about pride.
410
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:53,267
We need to prove that we
can still go out and have fun.
411
00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:54,802
Are you with me, Mitch?!
412
00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:55,769
Yes!
413
00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:56,770
- Yes, I am!
- Okay.
414
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:58,272
- All right, let's go.
- Okay.
415
00:13:58,805 --> 00:13:59,905
Can we get
some coffee on the way?
416
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,620
- No coffee!
- No coffee!
417
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,514
Oh, yes, baby!
418
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,748
Cameron: Our team had really
found its groove.
419
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,419
We quickly eliminated
420
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,188
- the Pinafores and Alley of the dolls...
- Man: Yes!
421
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:20,192
Putting us in
the finals against my archrival.
422
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,407
Oh, yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
423
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,033
In the tradition
of Red Sox/Yankees, Ali/Frazier,
424
00:14:28,677 --> 00:14:29,944
it all came down
425
00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:33,147
to the Britney Spares
vs. Martin and his merry men.
426
00:14:33,181 --> 00:14:35,082
[ Heroic music plays ]
427
00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:40,421
Man:
That's what I'm talking about!
428
00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:41,822
[ Cheers and applause ]
429
00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:45,192
Cameron:
The tension was building...
430
00:14:45,226 --> 00:14:47,628
Could somebody please take these
fries before I eat them all?
431
00:14:47,662 --> 00:14:49,963
And emotions were running high.
432
00:14:49,998 --> 00:14:51,799
Um, so, Jay, I just, um --
433
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,834
I just wanted to say
that whatever happens,
434
00:14:53,902 --> 00:14:55,502
it was, uh,
r-really nice meeting you.
435
00:14:55,537 --> 00:14:56,637
Well, you too, Martin.
436
00:14:57,301 --> 00:15:00,035
Uh, d-do -- wondering --
I don't know,
437
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,104
w-w-would you like
to have dinner sometime
438
00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:03,906
- or maybe hang out or-- or something
like that? - Oh, geez. You know what,
439
00:15:03,941 --> 00:15:05,842
- I'm -- I'm -- I'm really,
really flattered-- - Okay, I get it.
440
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:07,343
- No, no, it's not --
- No, no, I get it, totally.
441
00:15:07,378 --> 00:15:08,812
No, it's okay. I understand.
Thank you very much! Good luck!
442
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:11,681
And just like that,
Martin fell apart.
443
00:15:11,715 --> 00:15:13,449
[ Heroic music plays ]
444
00:15:22,478 --> 00:15:25,481
By the last frame,
it was all up to Jay.
445
00:15:26,054 --> 00:15:28,294
[ Muffled ] Okay, Jay,
we only need six pins!
446
00:15:34,496 --> 00:15:36,396
I don't think
it's gonna be six, guys.
447
00:15:36,431 --> 00:15:37,731
[ Cheers and applause ]
448
00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:42,082
Cameron:
We won! We won!
449
00:15:43,371 --> 00:15:46,406
This is the fifth-happiest
moment of my life!
450
00:15:46,441 --> 00:15:47,874
Adopting Lily,
marrying Mitchell,
451
00:15:47,909 --> 00:15:49,609
High-School
football championship
452
00:15:49,677 --> 00:15:51,345
[voice breaking] and sitting
behind Sarah Jessica Parker
453
00:15:51,379 --> 00:15:52,479
at "Wicked."
454
00:15:52,513 --> 00:15:54,081
[ Hip-hop music plays ]
455
00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:55,382
All right!
456
00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:56,616
Whoo!
457
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,552
Okay!
458
00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:00,921
Let's do this!
Let's do this!
459
00:16:00,955 --> 00:16:02,195
Let's do this!
460
00:16:03,324 --> 00:16:04,391
I can't do this.
461
00:16:04,425 --> 00:16:05,492
Me either.
462
00:16:05,526 --> 00:16:07,394
Ah!
We're almost 50!
463
00:16:10,932 --> 00:16:12,299
[ Claire sighs ]
464
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,268
The ride home,
while less than a mile long,
465
00:16:15,302 --> 00:16:16,169
was interminable.
466
00:16:16,173 --> 00:16:18,241
Whatever bridges
had been built were burned,
467
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,242
like my fish was,
468
00:16:19,276 --> 00:16:20,977
which is why red wine was a --
469
00:16:21,011 --> 00:16:23,446
Hey, honey, you don't
have to defend yourself.
470
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:26,439
When it comes to wine,
this woman doesn't see color.
471
00:16:26,474 --> 00:16:28,008
She'll drink whatever's
put in front of her.
472
00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:30,644
Oh, great.
473
00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:32,468
They put lights on it.
[ Amber scoffs ]
474
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:34,958
Stop the car.
475
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,696
We have to tear that thing down.
They're right.
476
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,060
It's the only way.
477
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:43,712
- What?
- Now you're talking!
478
00:16:43,747 --> 00:16:44,880
There's the girl
479
00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:46,148
that I occasionally
have sex dreams about.
480
00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:47,783
Yeah, that's true.
He told me.
481
00:16:47,817 --> 00:16:49,585
- No, no, no. This is crazy.
- Claire: Yes.
482
00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:52,387
- Don't do this.
- How many months do you want to spend
483
00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:55,023
trying to fight through
some bureaucratic red tape
484
00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:56,458
to get that thing taken down
485
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,126
- only to be told there's
nothing we can do? - Oh, no.
486
00:16:58,161 --> 00:16:59,428
Stay in the car.
487
00:16:59,462 --> 00:17:01,563
Stay in the car!
488
00:17:03,032 --> 00:17:05,033
- What do we do?
- Here, take that. Put it around.
489
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:06,668
- Through the loop.
- Yeah, I do this.
490
00:17:06,703 --> 00:17:07,903
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
491
00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:10,172
Tie it down.
492
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:12,207
It's too short.
I got to back the truck up.
493
00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:15,109
- No!
- No!
494
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:16,779
Phil, what are you doing?
Come on. Open the door.
495
00:17:16,813 --> 00:17:18,080
- I can't allow this to happen!
- Come on, man.
496
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,314
I'm a respected member
of the community!
497
00:17:19,549 --> 00:17:20,692
I'm on bus benches!
498
00:17:20,693 --> 00:17:22,995
- You're such a boy scout!
- Open the door. Open the door.
499
00:17:23,029 --> 00:17:25,230
I want that thing gone as much
as anyone, but not like this.
500
00:17:25,264 --> 00:17:26,465
I'm gonna take this truck.
501
00:17:26,499 --> 00:17:27,933
I'm gonna go get some fro-yo.
502
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,202
I suggest you use the walk home
to calm down.
503
00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:32,636
Once you have,
you're gonna thank me.
504
00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:35,099
Claire: Phil. Oh, my god!
You're going back--
505
00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:37,542
Thank you!
[ Gasps ]
506
00:17:37,577 --> 00:17:39,778
Phil: I thought I was in drive!
507
00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:43,982
Phil!
508
00:17:44,016 --> 00:17:45,750
Phil!
509
00:17:46,714 --> 00:17:48,115
We were awesome tonight, guys.
510
00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:49,850
Do you think we're good enough
to take on the lesbians?
511
00:17:49,884 --> 00:17:51,652
Oh, god, no.
[ Chuckles ]
512
00:17:52,186 --> 00:17:53,887
One more round on me.
513
00:17:53,921 --> 00:17:55,221
[ Chuckles ]
514
00:17:56,664 --> 00:17:57,764
Good match, Martin.
515
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:01,167
Oh. You too, Jay.
Congratulations.
516
00:18:01,202 --> 00:18:02,302
Thanks.
517
00:18:02,336 --> 00:18:03,470
I hope I didn't
throw off your game at all.
518
00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:06,106
No. That's all me.
I do that.
519
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,600
I get ahead of myself.
520
00:18:08,425 --> 00:18:10,326
Create expectations,
build them up.
521
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,044
Don't worry about me.
I'm going to see a life coach.
522
00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:13,495
It is going
to change everything.
523
00:18:13,529 --> 00:18:16,931
Well, listen, I wasn't feeling
great about myself tonight,
524
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,400
and you helped get me
out of that funk.
525
00:18:19,117 --> 00:18:20,618
And it wouldn't be right
526
00:18:20,652 --> 00:18:22,853
for me to let you
leave feeling bad.
527
00:18:22,888 --> 00:18:24,556
Oh.
You're a great guy,
528
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:27,959
and the reason
I turned you down is because...
529
00:18:27,993 --> 00:18:29,127
[ Chuckles ]
530
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,078
It's much harder
to say out loud than I thought.
531
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,246
I'm...
532
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,883
I'm not gay.
533
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,444
You're straight?
534
00:18:39,478 --> 00:18:40,545
Who's what?
What's happening?
535
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,413
Whoa, it feels good
to finally tell someone.
536
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,820
For four hours,
537
00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:45,455
I've been living in fear
that I'd be found out.
538
00:18:45,489 --> 00:18:48,158
Do you have any idea
what that feels like?
539
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:52,729
Right.
540
00:18:52,763 --> 00:18:54,731
Jay, thank you
for admitting that.
541
00:18:54,765 --> 00:18:56,867
You are a real class act.
542
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:58,468
Disqualified!
543
00:18:58,502 --> 00:18:59,669
You lose!
544
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:01,171
Give me that! That's mine!
Oh, my god!
545
00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:02,639
Oh, my god, champions!
[ Laughter ]
546
00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:03,673
We're champions again!
547
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,009
Let me out!
Oh, my god!
548
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:07,043
Guess what, Jay.
549
00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:08,945
You're my new archrival.
550
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,914
[ Cheering ]
551
00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:12,148
Oh, my god!
552
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:14,643
I feel terrible.
553
00:19:14,678 --> 00:19:16,779
[ Chuckles ] - You're too good, boy scout.
[ Laughing ] - Yeah.
554
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,292
That's why you need
people like us around.
555
00:19:18,327 --> 00:19:20,695
Admit it --
You're happy it's gone.
556
00:19:20,729 --> 00:19:22,864
I'm happy it's gone,
but it's weird we're out here
557
00:19:22,898 --> 00:19:24,665
instead of inside
with the lights off.
558
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,020
It's called
hiding in plain sight.
559
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,537
We just sit here and act
like we got nothing to hide,
560
00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:32,206
and they won't suspect a thing.
561
00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:34,642
Folks, I need to ask you
a couple of questions.
562
00:19:35,276 --> 00:19:37,611
Someone said they heard a big
truck run over that statue.
563
00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:40,151
What? Well, we wouldn't know
anything about that
564
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,561
because we were at dinner.
565
00:19:41,595 --> 00:19:42,629
Mind if I take a look
at your truck?
566
00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:43,531
Hey, Buddy.
567
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,008
Oh, don't call a cop "buddy."
They hate that.
568
00:19:45,043 --> 00:19:47,083
No, that's his name.
I sold him a condo.
569
00:19:47,111 --> 00:19:49,179
- Phil?
- Yeah, buddy. [ Chuckles ]
570
00:19:49,213 --> 00:19:51,948
The four of us were at dinner.
I can vouch for it.
571
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,150
If you're looking
to solve a crime,
572
00:19:53,184 --> 00:19:54,918
this one here
had red wine with fish.
573
00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:56,920
Oh, I did. I did.
[ Laughter ]
574
00:19:56,954 --> 00:19:59,189
Sorry to bother you.
You folks have a good night.
575
00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:01,258
You too.
[ Chuckles ]
576
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,361
No more boy scout.
577
00:20:04,395 --> 00:20:06,930
Looks like you're sleeping
with an outlaw tonight.
578
00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:08,198
Yes.
[ Amber chuckles ]
579
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:09,960
Uh, we're in.
580
00:20:09,994 --> 00:20:11,128
Oh...
581
00:20:11,162 --> 00:20:12,629
No, no, I was talking to Claire.
Yeah.
582
00:20:12,664 --> 00:20:14,598
Are you saying
you're not attracted to us?
583
00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:17,134
- No, no, no...
- No, no, no...
584
00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:18,448
- No.
- No.
585
00:20:20,364 --> 00:20:21,331
It's unbelievable.
586
00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:23,312
Mom and dad are sitting outside
587
00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:24,880
with the neighbors
they used to hate
588
00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:27,115
yukking it up
like they're all best friends.
589
00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:28,341
And why?
590
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:29,643
Because there's wine?
591
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,667
No.
Because of art.
592
00:20:32,261 --> 00:20:35,361
That statue that was so offensive
provoked a conversation.
593
00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:37,199
That's what art does.
594
00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:39,623
- It brings people together.
- Even if it's gross?
595
00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:42,147
One person's gross is
another person's beautiful.
596
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:44,171
Wow.
That's really powerful.
597
00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:46,806
Do you think that this
could bring people together?
598
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,829
It's a self portrait of
"my junk."
599
00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:50,453
Never speak to me again.
600
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,116
Hypocrite!
601
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:54,140
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