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[MP4] Modern Family S06E21 (720p) Integrity - HDTV [KoTuWa]
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- Don't ask.
- Don't tell.
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It's probably obvious, anyway.
I was up all night crying.
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I'll see if she's here.
Gloria!
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Sarah Fink. My lab partner who I hoped
one day would be my love partner.
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I caught one of my
so called friends hitting on her.
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And now she's like the fetal pig
we once so happily shared.
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Cold, unresponsive,
heartless.
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You've got two choices.
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You can mope your way up those stairs
and soak in a pity bath,
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or you can pick yourself up,
march into that school
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and act like you don't even know that girl.
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Thanks.
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If mom asks,
I borrowed her tub pillow.
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Jay! Don't forget to drop Joe
at Mitch and Cam's later.
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What time are they
expecting me to, uh...
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Oh, what the hell?
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Isn't it cute?
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Last night
when I went to do my nails,
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the girls did it just for fun.
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- What's fun about a lifetime of
gender confusion? - Ay, please.
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It's the same as when you took
him to the Dodgers game
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and you brought him back
with that Dodgers cap.
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You think? Or is it different
in every conceivable respect?
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Ay, and don't forget that Phil
is gonna be meeting you
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at Mitch and Cam's
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to help you bring
Lily's Princess castle here.
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She's outgrown it,
but Joe loves that thing.
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Ay, don't make that face.
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- You're gonna bring it, right?
- Sure, honey.
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Okay. Hold him.
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I picked a fine time to run out
of lavender bath beads.
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I wanted
two rough and tumble boys.
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I got a Manny...
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And a pedi.
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Synced and corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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She's my first girlfriend,
really.
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This time tomorrow,
she'll be in our living room,
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if we can fit her
through the doorway.
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Okay, I feel like I have to ask.
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Dad's about to buy a Miss Pac-Man.
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Ms.
What was our struggle for?
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And not just
any "Ms. Pac-Man,"
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but an original 1982 fully
reconditioned podium-style unit.
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Mm.
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- With original coin return.
- Mm.
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- They're even throwing in the stool.
- Mm.
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Come on!
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Oh, you know, you're right.
It's stupid.
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Just be taking up space we need
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for things we actually use,
like the piano -- oh, wait.
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What's going on with you?
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Oh, I have a throbbing headache.
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It's making it hard to...
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Pretend that you're sick?
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Yeah, you just ate
a bushel of cereal.
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Check the structural integrity
of the trophy case, bitches,
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'cause mama's bringing home
some hardware!
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Awards day at school --
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The one day of the year
Alex has some real swagger.
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Ironically, the one thing
she's not good at.
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When I say "trophy,"
you say "trophy"!
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Trophy!
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Trophy!
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Can I get a wha-what?
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What?
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Bam!
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[ Glasses clatter ]
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Bam!
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Bam!
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I always worried that
Alex winning all those awards
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would bother Luke,
and looks like it finally did.
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Can't be easy growing up in the
shadow of a superstar sister.
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Look at Mitchell.
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Bam.
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Okay, do you have any queens?
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Yeah, two big ones.
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Okay, you know what?
It was funny the first time.
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Now it's just getting mean.
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[ Thud ]
What was that?
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Mr. Polasky, our upstairs
neighbor, died last week.
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He was 93, and he'd been sick
for a while.
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Yeah, and we --
We tried cheering him up
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with a "get well" sign
in the front yard.
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Okay, how's that look?
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Cameron:
Looks great.
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- Uh-huh.
- Honestly.
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- Oh.
- No! No.
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Mitchell:
"Get well son"?
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Okay, well, you know what?
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"Soon" seemed
a little bossy anyway.
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Mitchell and I
have always discussed
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trying to buy the place
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in the event
something happened to Stan.
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We -- we could use
the extra space for a guest room
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or an office or maybe even...
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A nursery.
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I think I may
want another child.
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But I don't want to
bring it up to Mitchell
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and put pressure on him
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because he's been so adamant
about not wanting one.
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The last thing
he's thinking about is a...
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Nursery.
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Lately,
I've been having stirrings,
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but because it was such
an emotional roller coaster
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in the past,
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I don't want to bring it up
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unless I have
some sort of indication...
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That we're both
on the same page.
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That's why, when Gloria asked
if we'd watch Joe,
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I said "sure."
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It'd be a chance
to remind Mitchell
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how nice it is
to... have a baby.
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Hey.
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Claire Dunphy.
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What can I do you for?
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Oh, it's not so much
what you can do me for.
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Sounded a --
A tiny bit prostitute-y.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Actually, I do have
a tiny favor to ask.
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- You know, I love your family.
- Oh.
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- I mean, Haley, our Homecoming queen.
- Yeah.
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And now Alex winning just about
every academic award.
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- Oh, I know. - It's been an honor
to teach the Dunphy children.
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Well, today I'm here
to talk about Luke.
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Is that the science rabbit?
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That's my son.
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Oh! Yes. Of course.
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That's sort of the point.
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I think he's feeling
a little bit overlooked.
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I was wondering
if you could just,
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you know, toss him
one of those awards today.
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Just...
[ Clicks tongue ]
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Well, I'm afraid
all of the award winners
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have already been decided.
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[ Sighs ]
Yeah.
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Oh, but, hey,
if it makes him feel better,
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he was in the running
for the integrity award.
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He just got edged out by --
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Scott Wheeler?
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Oh, that little weasel's a narc.
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Halloween carnival,
2008 --
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[ mockingly ] "Mrs. Dunphy's
grape juice smells like medicine."
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It was a long morning.
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It would mean so much to him.
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Well, Claire...
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That wouldn't be fair.
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I know. I'm sorry.
[ Groans ]
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- I'm so sorry.
- Mm-hmm.
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I-I-I really am --
So embarrassing.
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Maybe there's
some sort of, um --
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I don't know, like, a-- a--
A donation or something
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I could give to the auto shop
to, um... grease the wheels.
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We're good on grease.
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But you can never have
too much brake fluid, so --
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Or perhaps the soccer team
could use some new cleats,
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- help them get their...
- Kick back?
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Okay, Mrs. Dunphy, I'm really
doing everything I can
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to ignore the fact
that you're trying to bribe me
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for the Marlon Boniface
integrity award.
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Oh! I'm so glad
you can remember that name,
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but you can't remember Luke.
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My first day off in a month,
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I'm headed out the door
to go shopping with Gloria,
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and my stupid boss needs me
to pick up some stupid orchid.
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Like my time's not valuable?
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Gloria was gonna help me
pick out a toe ring.
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Oh, I don't care
if you are here illegally,
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you're gorgeous.
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Listen, mister, for your
information, I am --
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Flower.
He's talking... flower.
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Gavin, I would like
to introduce you --
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Where are the photos
from the Milan show I asked for?
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I-I don't remember
you asking for them.
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Oh. I guess one of us
is mistaken, but who?
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The fashion icon
profiled by Vanity Fair
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for pioneering
a new sock length,
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or the part-time employee
who shares a stapler?
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Sorry.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Here they are.
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Oh, look what's new for fall.
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Thumbprints.
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Do you know the Thai, German,
Argentine, Mexican
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- gourmet food truck back to basics?
- Yes.
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I need you to make me
a standing reservation there.
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How do I make
a standing reservation?
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Parking's a bitch.
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I need you to go there,
find a spot,
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and stand in it until I arrive.
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I wanted to kill him.
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But I bite my tongue,
because in this family,
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they think that I am
a Colombian hothead,
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which is crazy because
a Colombian hot head is
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when you set somebody's
head on fire.
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It smells terrible,
but it sends a message.
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[ Horn honking ]
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Go somewhere else.
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It's me -- Gloria.
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What are you doing? I told you
to go shopping without me.
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I couldn't enjoy it
knowing you're standing there
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like a little orange cone.
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It's my job.
It's fine.
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No, it's not fine.
He's a terrible man.
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But I did a little something
to make you feel better.
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[ Gasps ] Oh, my god,
what have you done?
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He messes with something
I love --
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I mess with something he loves.
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The second it goes missing,
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he's going to check
security cameras,
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and I'm going to get fired.
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So what?
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He's the worst person
I have ever met,
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and there was a man
in my village
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named Fabio the baby puncher.
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Ohh.
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[ Horn honks ]
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Hey, cone. Move.
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Um, okay.
Um, just -- just leaving.
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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Hello?
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Faster.
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Oh.
[ Chuckles ]
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Claire: I'd already been caught
trying to bribe the principal,
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but believe it or not,
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I was still trying
to think of a way
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to get Luke that award.
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Then I saw Scott Wheeler.
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Yeah, he was a narc
and a goody two-shoes,
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but he was also just a child.
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And I knew
the right thing to do.
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Sometimes all it takes
is a little nudge.
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What?
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[ Clicks tongue ]
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- He is so adorable.
- I know, isn't he?
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Remember when Lily
was like this?
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What do you say
when I'm not here?
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Um...
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Joe, let's show Mitchell
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how you can catch
and throw the ball.
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Let's see.
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Wow!
[ Laughs ]
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Is this so that I'll learn?
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Oh, yes --
Well, no, but, I mean,
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if you pick up on it,
that'd be great.
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Okay, well, no,
actually, here --
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Joe, let's show Cam
how we can dance, huh?
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
I love a dance party.
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Oh, there we are.
I like this beat.
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- Should I join you?
- Yes, of course.
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Okay, if you insist.
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[ Both chuckle ]
251
00:08:37,148 --> 00:08:38,648
Oh, how fun is this?
252
00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:39,816
So fun.
253
00:08:40,237 --> 00:08:42,304
- You look so happy.
- You look so happy.
254
00:08:42,339 --> 00:08:43,672
No, seriously,
I wish you could see
255
00:08:43,707 --> 00:08:45,107
the happy look on your face.
256
00:08:45,142 --> 00:08:47,409
Well, if it's half as happy
as the look on your face...
257
00:08:49,479 --> 00:08:50,379
[ Clicks ]
[ Music stops ]
258
00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:52,214
Mitchell,
are we almost discussing
259
00:08:52,249 --> 00:08:54,183
what I think
we're almost discussing?
260
00:08:54,217 --> 00:08:55,751
- I want to have another baby.
- I do, too.
261
00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,152
I just was afraid
to say anything.
262
00:08:57,187 --> 00:08:58,254
I was, too.
263
00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,955
I -- but the timing
seems right, right?
264
00:09:00,653 --> 00:09:02,620
I mean, we both seem to be
on the same page.
265
00:09:02,655 --> 00:09:05,089
I-I just really miss
having a baby around.
266
00:09:05,124 --> 00:09:06,391
The writing's on the wall.
267
00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:08,092
But mostly on the curtains.
268
00:09:08,127 --> 00:09:09,060
Oh, boy, okay.
269
00:09:09,094 --> 00:09:10,828
Oh. All right.
That's fine.
270
00:09:16,402 --> 00:09:18,970
[ Sighs ]
271
00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,496
There's water underneath
the seat there if you want it.
272
00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:27,367
Those guys at the loading dock
273
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,602
really gave me the business
274
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:31,004
when they found out
I was hauling a princess castle.
275
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,172
[ Laughs ]
276
00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:39,012
Something was bugging him.
He needed to talk.
277
00:09:39,858 --> 00:09:42,026
It's like I don't
want to be happy.
278
00:09:42,061 --> 00:09:45,263
Well, you've obviously got
something on your mind.
279
00:09:45,998 --> 00:09:46,931
Claire and I had a thing.
280
00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,166
Oh, you're just
gonna make fun of me.
281
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,569
No, I promise
I won't make fun of you.
282
00:09:51,904 --> 00:09:54,005
I've always wanted
a "Ms. Pac-Man" machine,
283
00:09:54,039 --> 00:09:55,273
but Claire said no.
284
00:09:55,307 --> 00:09:57,208
Actually,
she didn't say anything.
285
00:09:57,242 --> 00:09:59,610
She just made a disapproving
noise, and I rolled over.
286
00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:00,611
Pretty wimpy, huh?
287
00:10:00,646 --> 00:10:01,846
No. I've been there.
288
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,447
- Really?
- You have to sometimes.
289
00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:05,249
That's the way marriages work.
290
00:10:05,284 --> 00:10:08,553
All this happy wife,
happy life sort of stuff.
291
00:10:09,183 --> 00:10:11,284
Tell you
what would make me happy.
292
00:10:11,318 --> 00:10:12,285
This bad boy right here.
293
00:10:12,319 --> 00:10:13,653
It's still in my shopping cart
294
00:10:13,687 --> 00:10:15,054
'cause I just can't say goodbye.
295
00:10:15,089 --> 00:10:16,222
Who doesn't want a happy life?
296
00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:17,557
But soon you're saying,
"yes, dear,"
297
00:10:17,591 --> 00:10:18,691
and, "whatever you need, dear,"
298
00:10:18,726 --> 00:10:19,893
without even thinking about it.
299
00:10:19,927 --> 00:10:21,861
Anti-glare plexi,
reinforced podium.
300
00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:24,297
Stand up every once in a while,
you lose all your power.
301
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,626
It's even got a wrist pad
for your knob hand.
302
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,727
Before you know it,
303
00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:29,829
you're picking up
a pink princess castle
304
00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:31,464
for your pedicured
2-year-old,
305
00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:33,299
saying goodbye
to your last chance
306
00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:35,502
to have one red-blooded man
in the family.
307
00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:37,437
And you're getting
that damn game, Phil!
308
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,440
What in the name of "Pac-Man"
creator Toru Iwatani
309
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,941
- have you done?!
- You deserve it.
310
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,467
You work hard.
You provide for your family.
311
00:10:44,501 --> 00:10:45,435
No regrets.
312
00:10:46,143 --> 00:10:47,277
You know what?
I don't regret it.
313
00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:48,296
'Course you don't.
314
00:10:49,355 --> 00:10:52,190
I'm the owner
of a "Ms. Pac-Man"!
315
00:10:52,224 --> 00:10:53,358
[ Both laugh ]
316
00:10:53,392 --> 00:10:55,393
This is exhilarating!
317
00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:57,395
Thanks, Jay.
Ahh.
318
00:10:57,429 --> 00:10:58,696
You know, every now and then,
319
00:10:58,731 --> 00:11:00,231
- I wonder how you really feel about me--
- Bup bup bup bup!
320
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,500
I'm sure you'd do
the same for me.
321
00:11:03,869 --> 00:11:05,069
- Gotcha.
- Good.
322
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,701
- Message received.
- Good.
323
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,207
What the hell did you do?!
324
00:11:14,242 --> 00:11:15,542
I thought you sent me a message!
325
00:11:15,576 --> 00:11:17,077
Have you lost your mind?!
326
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,678
Thank god
it's still in one piece.
327
00:11:18,713 --> 00:11:19,779
We can probably --
328
00:11:19,814 --> 00:11:21,548
Oh!
329
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,315
OK, dummy.
330
00:11:31,339 --> 00:11:33,039
We get this thing on the backyard
331
00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:35,163
we nail it together and Gloria
will never find out.
332
00:11:35,187 --> 00:11:36,087
Don't do this, Jay.
333
00:11:36,111 --> 00:11:38,311
As your best friend,
I implore you.
334
00:11:38,535 --> 00:11:41,835
If we rebuild this castle, we tear
down everything we built today.
335
00:11:41,859 --> 00:11:43,159
What?
And what?!
336
00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:44,506
We stood up for ourselves.
337
00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:45,841
There's no turning back.
338
00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,477
We're going to tell Claire
and Gloria what we did.
339
00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:51,021
I'm scared, Phil, okay?
340
00:11:51,036 --> 00:11:53,070
They count on that fear.
They feed off it.
341
00:11:53,104 --> 00:11:54,204
No more.
342
00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:55,639
[ Car door closes ]
343
00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:58,965
Someone's looking
sexy and sweaty.
344
00:11:58,999 --> 00:11:59,966
That's right.
345
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,267
And this sexy, sweaty someone
346
00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:04,103
is now the proud owner
of a vintage "Ms. Pac-Man" game.
347
00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:05,386
Oh, it came?
348
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,855
They promised they weren't gonna
deliver it until tomorrow.
349
00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:09,790
I wanted to be there
to see your face.
350
00:12:09,825 --> 00:12:11,058
It was killing me this morning
351
00:12:11,093 --> 00:12:12,526
when you said
you wanted to get your own.
352
00:12:12,561 --> 00:12:14,295
Do ya love it?
353
00:12:14,329 --> 00:12:15,196
Love -- I love you.
354
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:16,063
Yeah.
355
00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:17,585
Gloria: Jay?
356
00:12:17,619 --> 00:12:18,953
What took you so long?
357
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,755
Joe's gonna be here
in 30 minutes.
358
00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:23,357
[ Gasps ]
What happened to the castle?
359
00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:24,258
Little snafu.
360
00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:25,426
About this princess castle --
361
00:12:26,176 --> 00:12:26,825
Claire: What's that?
362
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,430
Black paint and a skull flag
363
00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:30,532
so that we can turn
this princess thing
364
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:31,666
into a pirate castle.
365
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,634
Pirate castle?
366
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,701
Yes. He's a boy.
367
00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:35,169
We have talked about this.
368
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,055
Why do men never listen?
369
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,124
It's always,
"sure, honey. Sure, honey."
370
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,992
I don't know.
Marriage is hard.
371
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,428
Okay, we can solve
both our problems.
372
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,697
We put this princess castle
together in the next 30 minutes.
373
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:46,798
Let's go! Go, go!
374
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,399
- How does that solve my problem?
- Just go!
375
00:12:51,136 --> 00:12:52,203
Oh, my gosh, what happened?
376
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,905
Joe took Lily's car
for a little spin.
377
00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:56,461
Had a little fern-der bender,
but it's okay. It's fine.
378
00:12:56,495 --> 00:12:57,662
Well, the curtains he drew on
379
00:12:57,696 --> 00:12:59,330
are gonna need to be
professionally cleaned,
380
00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:00,465
- but they were overdue.
- Oh.
381
00:13:01,064 --> 00:13:03,365
Yeah. It's fun having
this energy back in the house.
382
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,602
It is. Where is that little
pudding-filled rocket, anyway?
383
00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:07,936
Cameron: Oh, there he is.
There he goes.
384
00:13:07,971 --> 00:13:09,672
- You see him? - Okay, yeah,
he's going into the bathroom.
385
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,140
- Okay. Oh. It's locked.
- Locked?
386
00:13:11,174 --> 00:13:12,307
I'm gonna go around
to the other door. Yeah.
387
00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:13,442
- Joe!
- Joe!
388
00:13:15,584 --> 00:13:16,451
[ Exhales deeply ]
389
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:17,518
Okay, well, that's gonna clog.
390
00:13:17,553 --> 00:13:18,653
All right, I'll get the plunger.
391
00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:19,854
Okay, now, sweetie, listen.
392
00:13:19,889 --> 00:13:21,289
We can't use
that much toilet paper
393
00:13:21,323 --> 00:13:22,190
because it's wasteful.
394
00:13:22,224 --> 00:13:22,991
[ Water splashes ]
395
00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:24,359
Oh, my gosh.
My keys.
396
00:13:24,363 --> 00:13:25,163
[ Toilet flushes ]
397
00:13:25,197 --> 00:13:26,797
No, no!
No! No, no, no!
398
00:13:27,409 --> 00:13:28,909
Oh, good, it didn't clog.
399
00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:30,010
Okay. Oh, geez.
400
00:13:30,078 --> 00:13:31,178
[ Sighs ]
401
00:13:32,914 --> 00:13:35,115
Lily, did you spill purple paint
on the floor?
402
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,683
Yeah, I'm the problem today.
403
00:13:36,718 --> 00:13:37,851
Oh, geez.
404
00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:40,020
Oh, god!
The Vanderkoff!
405
00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:41,021
What?
406
00:13:41,794 --> 00:13:42,828
Oh, god, the Vanderkoff!
407
00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:44,062
It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
408
00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:45,397
We'll -- we'll just get it
professionally cleaned.
409
00:13:45,431 --> 00:13:47,666
Yeah, w-we'll just throw it in
with the curtains. [ Chuckles ]
410
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,667
Joe: Ball!
411
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:49,835
[ Gasps ] Oh, no,
that's not a ball.
412
00:13:49,869 --> 00:13:50,936
That's not a ball, no.
No, no, no.
413
00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:53,138
That's a criminally expensive
Santangelo bowl.
414
00:13:53,563 --> 00:13:54,730
Okay, I'm gonna
sneak around behind him
415
00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:55,965
and you're just gonna
keep him talking.
416
00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:57,867
Joe, you don't want to do this.
417
00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:59,902
You know, as of right now,
you haven't done anything wrong.
418
00:13:59,936 --> 00:14:01,470
You just hand that over to me,
419
00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:03,506
and it's like
nothing ever happened, see?
420
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:05,641
Okay, he's not Baby Face Nelson.
He's an actual baby.
421
00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:07,276
Okay, you know what?
You want to help out?
422
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,510
Slide something underneath it
like a throw pillow.
423
00:14:08,575 --> 00:14:09,441
Throw!
[ Bowl shatters ]
424
00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:10,309
Aah!
425
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,276
Oh.
426
00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:12,477
Oh.
427
00:14:12,512 --> 00:14:14,179
[ Chuckles ]
Aah!
428
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:16,711
You forget what a handful kids
are when they're little, huh?
429
00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:18,380
Yeah, I didn't realize
how easy we have it
430
00:14:18,414 --> 00:14:20,282
- now that Lily's so independent.
- Yeah.
431
00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,517
Plus, we're not as young as
we were when she was like this.
432
00:14:22,552 --> 00:14:24,019
Mitchell, are -- are
we almost discussing
433
00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:25,353
what I think
we're almost discussing?
434
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,024
Maybe we shouldn't rush
into having another kid?
435
00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:30,827
It's a big decision, and I love
the way our lives are now.
436
00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:31,928
Oh, god, me, too!
437
00:14:31,962 --> 00:14:33,162
Oh.
438
00:14:33,197 --> 00:14:35,198
Th-Th-this doesn't make us
selfish people, does it?
439
00:14:35,232 --> 00:14:36,733
Of course not.
440
00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:39,607
Baby Joe's stuck in the well.
441
00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:42,576
- Leave him.
- He's fine.
442
00:14:46,247 --> 00:14:47,948
No, no, no.
A little bit more to the left.
443
00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:49,183
What are you doing here?
444
00:14:49,217 --> 00:14:50,351
I can't believe I have to
beg you to go shopping.
445
00:14:50,618 --> 00:14:51,718
Well, I have to make sure
446
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,053
that you're putting that thing
in the right place
447
00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:55,655
since this stupid, horrible job
is so important to you.
448
00:14:56,502 --> 00:14:58,035
Ay, Haley, I have to say
449
00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:00,304
today I lost
a little bit of respect for you.
450
00:15:00,339 --> 00:15:01,472
Goodbye, Gloria.
451
00:15:01,507 --> 00:15:03,875
You need to learn
how to stand up for yourself.
452
00:15:03,909 --> 00:15:06,344
Do you know how easy that is
for you to say?
453
00:15:06,378 --> 00:15:09,013
No, no. Nothing in English
is easy for me to say.
454
00:15:09,047 --> 00:15:11,282
Unlike you,
I don't have a rich husband.
455
00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:13,418
What I do have is a reputation
for being a screw-up
456
00:15:13,452 --> 00:15:15,119
who never follows through
on anything.
457
00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:16,154
[ Sighs ]
458
00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:17,989
Which is why, in case
you haven't noticed,
459
00:15:18,023 --> 00:15:20,157
I'm in my third year
of a two-year college program
460
00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:21,959
and still living
in my parents' basement.
461
00:15:22,474 --> 00:15:24,575
Look, I know
that this job sucks,
462
00:15:24,609 --> 00:15:27,177
but it might actually lead
to something.
463
00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:28,912
Do you know who
had this job five years ago?
464
00:15:28,947 --> 00:15:32,015
Gavin, and he worked for an even
bigger jackass than he is.
465
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:34,751
Hey!
That was a quick lunch.
466
00:15:34,925 --> 00:15:36,192
Yeah, the line was too short.
467
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,694
It's over.
I can't be seen there.
468
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,497
I wouldn't want people
to think I was a jackass.
469
00:15:41,465 --> 00:15:42,866
Uh, look, when --
When I said that,
470
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,033
I really didn't --
471
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,435
Okay, first of all,
you were just leaving.
472
00:15:45,469 --> 00:15:46,636
Second of all,
maybe permanently.
473
00:15:47,471 --> 00:15:49,672
Um. Yeah.
474
00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:51,241
[ Cellphone rings ]
475
00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:52,442
Faster.
476
00:15:52,591 --> 00:15:53,424
You know what, Gavin?
477
00:15:53,459 --> 00:15:54,359
- I have had enough of --
- No.
478
00:15:54,684 --> 00:15:55,484
What? Why not?
479
00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:56,852
It's time I stood up
to this guy.
480
00:15:56,886 --> 00:15:58,020
I'm probably gonna get fired,
481
00:15:58,054 --> 00:15:59,254
so I might as well
get in a couple shots
482
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:00,455
before I lose my dental.
483
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:01,523
No, you were right before.
484
00:16:01,557 --> 00:16:02,724
It's very easy to be like me,
485
00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:04,459
to scream first and think later.
486
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,364
But that's
not how the world works.
487
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,232
Let me go talk to him.
488
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,666
- No.
- Yes.
489
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,118
I caused all this.
490
00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:12,854
Anyways, it's good for me
every once in a while
491
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,189
to swallow my pride.
492
00:16:18,193 --> 00:16:20,128
What do you want?
493
00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:22,096
I just want you
to listen to my voice
494
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:25,091
and look into my eyes
and ask yourself,
495
00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:27,527
"did this woman made it
all the way here from Colombia
496
00:16:27,561 --> 00:16:29,629
without knowing
some very bad men
497
00:16:29,663 --> 00:16:33,266
who would love
to do her a favor?"
498
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,701
[ Door opens ]
499
00:16:36,756 --> 00:16:39,257
Okay. I don't know
what's gonna happen next,
500
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,359
but it feels so good
to apologize.
501
00:16:41,394 --> 00:16:43,561
[ Cellphone chimes ]
502
00:16:43,596 --> 00:16:44,929
Oh, my god, I still have my job.
503
00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:46,865
Oh, that's great!
Let's go celebrate.
504
00:16:46,899 --> 00:16:47,832
[ Cellphone chimes ]
505
00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:49,067
Oh, you know what?
I can't.
506
00:16:49,101 --> 00:16:50,835
I have to go spread seeds
on his front lawn
507
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:52,737
so he can run through birds
when he gets home.
508
00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:56,649
I have one more thing
that I need to apologize for.
509
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,855
Call me the periodic table,
'cause I got all the "metals."
510
00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:02,655
Yeah!
511
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:03,790
That's nice, honey.
512
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,058
Luke, how was your day?
513
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,293
Well, Luke won
the Boniface integrity award,
514
00:17:07,328 --> 00:17:08,628
whereas I got all --
515
00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,163
Are you kidding me?
516
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,631
That is fantastic!
517
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:12,465
I'm so proud of --
518
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,700
Luke: The bonerface!
519
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:16,035
You win that award,
everyone calls you "bonerface."
520
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:17,797
It's the super nerd award.
521
00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:20,366
My underwear got pulled
over my head by a girl.
522
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,867
It always goes to Scott Wheeler,
523
00:17:21,902 --> 00:17:24,236
but someone pushed his car
into a handicapped spot
524
00:17:24,271 --> 00:17:25,804
so I'd get the award.
525
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,907
And I think I know
exactly who did it.
526
00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:29,475
- Well --
- Manny!
527
00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:31,810
You framed Scott Wheeler
so I'd win the bonerface.
528
00:17:31,845 --> 00:17:32,945
It adds up.
529
00:17:32,979 --> 00:17:34,847
First, lower your voice.
We're not stevedores.
530
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,581
Second, you're wrong.
531
00:17:36,615 --> 00:17:38,082
Third,
it serves you right, anyway,
532
00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:39,284
after you hit on Sarah Fink.
533
00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:40,385
Oh, for god's sake.
534
00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:41,886
There are plenty
of other girls out there.
535
00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:42,854
Get over it.
536
00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:43,921
[ Clatters ]
537
00:17:43,956 --> 00:17:46,658
That cinnamon stick
is from Sri Lanka!
538
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:47,558
[ Grunts ]
Get off me!
539
00:17:47,593 --> 00:17:48,726
You smell like a candle.
540
00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:51,362
It's lavender bath beads,
you son of a bitch!
541
00:17:51,744 --> 00:17:54,679
And the award for
the saddest brawl goes to...
542
00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:56,147
Okay, stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
543
00:17:56,181 --> 00:17:58,449
I did it! I did it!
I got you the bonerface!
544
00:17:58,484 --> 00:18:00,818
Ugh, the bonifa--
What's it called?
545
00:18:00,853 --> 00:18:02,220
Just get out of here.
546
00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:03,354
- You?
- Yes.
547
00:18:03,589 --> 00:18:04,156
Why?
548
00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:06,987
Because I didn't know
it was a nerd award.
549
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:09,436
I just knew it was an award,
and I wanted you to have one.
550
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,970
And you were second in line
to get it, anyway,
551
00:18:11,005 --> 00:18:12,305
so I just, you know...
552
00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:15,387
Rigged it
because you think I'm a loser
553
00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:16,788
who could never win
his own award?
554
00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:17,756
No. No.
555
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:18,990
I-I just...
556
00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:20,325
Alex has her awards and --
557
00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:21,459
Thanks for believing in me.
558
00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:25,530
[ Hammer pounding ]
559
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:26,731
Joe's gonna be here soon.
560
00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:28,867
Let's pick up the pace.
Window looks good.
561
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:29,983
Let's raise the roof.
562
00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:31,849
I don't think
it's time to celebrate, Jay.
563
00:18:31,851 --> 00:18:33,419
We haven't even put on
the roo-- Oh.
564
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,031
Honey.
565
00:18:40,513 --> 00:18:41,913
I am so sorry.
566
00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:43,515
You just seemed so upset
this morning,
567
00:18:43,549 --> 00:18:47,552
and I assumed it was about
awards day and Alex.
568
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,721
I don't even care about awards.
569
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,390
Then why didn't you want
to go to school?
570
00:18:52,977 --> 00:18:54,445
This isn't still
about that fight
571
00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:57,147
that you're having with Manny
over Sarah Fink, is it?
572
00:18:57,182 --> 00:18:58,949
I don't even like Sarah Fink.
573
00:18:58,983 --> 00:19:00,818
I told her to stop calling me.
574
00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:03,020
Well, then why does
Manny think that you're...
575
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,289
Oh.
576
00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:07,457
You didn't hit on her.
She hit on you.
577
00:19:07,492 --> 00:19:11,495
And you're -- you're trying
to spare Manny's feelings.
578
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,868
I am the dumbest person
in the world
579
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:18,505
to think that
you would ever need my help
580
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,741
to win an integrity award.
581
00:19:20,975 --> 00:19:23,777
I could not be prouder.
[ Smooches ]
582
00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:25,145
Maybe next year, Alex.
583
00:19:25,179 --> 00:19:25,713
Mm.
584
00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:28,222
Okay. Awning is done.
585
00:19:28,256 --> 00:19:29,690
Supposed to be a drawbridge.
586
00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:30,858
Weren't the chains a clue?
587
00:19:30,892 --> 00:19:32,059
A lot of criticism
588
00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:33,927
from a guy who just sawed
half his shoe off.
589
00:19:33,962 --> 00:19:34,962
Who are we kidding?
590
00:19:34,996 --> 00:19:36,497
We got a wall on backwards.
591
00:19:36,531 --> 00:19:38,766
I don't even know
where that stuff goes.
592
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,134
It barely looks like a --
593
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:41,168
Joe: Castle!
594
00:19:41,277 --> 00:19:42,111
Gloria: Joe, wait!
595
00:19:43,145 --> 00:19:43,945
Hey, buddy.
596
00:19:43,979 --> 00:19:45,379
Hey.
597
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:47,915
Hey, it's gonna look even better
when it's painted.
598
00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:50,184
Ah, the awning's a nice touch.
599
00:19:50,218 --> 00:19:53,020
Jay, this castle's supposed to
look like so --
600
00:19:53,054 --> 00:19:54,054
Achoo!
[ Gasps ]
601
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,023
Oh, my goodness!
602
00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:59,666
Oh, Joe, look what you did.
603
00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:00,535
Do you expect me to believe
604
00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:02,804
that a 2-year-old can destroy
a whole house in one second?
605
00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:04,523
[ Scoffs ] - Easy.
- Oh, wow, yes.
606
00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:05,692
[ Chuckling ]
For sure.
607
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,394
Jay, do you want to tell me
what really happened?
608
00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:09,029
[ Sighs ]
609
00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:10,130
Alex:
No one wins anything
610
00:20:10,164 --> 00:20:11,531
without help
from family and friends
611
00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:13,333
who steer you away
from bad ideas...
612
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:14,668
Wait, Phil!
Phil! Phil!
613
00:20:14,702 --> 00:20:15,836
Oh.
614
00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:17,070
...and toward good ones.
615
00:20:17,104 --> 00:20:18,538
I don't know
what got into us today.
616
00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:19,773
Oh, with the baby thing?
617
00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:21,875
Yes. It's the last thing
I need right now.
618
00:20:21,909 --> 00:20:24,177
- It's the last thing any of us
need right now. - Yeah.
619
00:20:31,519 --> 00:20:34,154
- Because every time anyone
accomplishes anything... - Hey.
620
00:20:34,188 --> 00:20:35,422
- ...he or she achieves it...
- Nice.
621
00:20:35,456 --> 00:20:37,957
...with the help
of a thousand silent heroes,
622
00:20:37,992 --> 00:20:40,827
the selfless team players
who offer their support,
623
00:20:40,861 --> 00:20:42,062
not to be recognized,
624
00:20:42,096 --> 00:20:44,364
but because
it's the right thing to do.
625
00:20:44,398 --> 00:20:45,832
[ Cheers and applause ]
Awards aren't usually given out
626
00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:48,335
for being a good person,
but today...
627
00:20:48,369 --> 00:20:49,636
They are.
628
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,004
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner
629
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:54,908
of the Marlon Boniface
integrity award is...
630
00:20:54,942 --> 00:20:56,009
[ Laughs ]
631
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:57,644
This is awesome.
632
00:20:57,678 --> 00:20:59,279
- Luke Dunphy.
- Luke: No!
633
00:21:02,983 --> 00:21:03,983
Alex Dunphy.
634
00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:11,490
Wow! This is a surprise.
635
00:21:11,514 --> 00:21:14,514
Let me tell you about a little girl
with a dream.
636
00:21:14,538 --> 00:21:17,538
Muchas, muchas gracias.
637
00:21:19,474 --> 00:21:21,107
Ahh, where was I?
638
00:21:21,132 --> 00:21:24,532
Awards day, or as
Sanjay Patel knows it,
639
00:21:24,556 --> 00:21:25,656
pass over.
640
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,880
All that little girl wanted
was a calculator and a chance.
641
00:21:29,904 --> 00:21:37,204
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