0 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:01,600 English (HI) Subtitles. [MP4] Modern Family S06E24 (720p) American Skyper - HDTV [KoTuWa] 1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,395 Here she is! 2 00:00:03,397 --> 00:00:05,497 [ All cheering ] 3 00:00:05,531 --> 00:00:06,798 Thanks for being there, you guys. 4 00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:08,166 [ Lisping ] We wouldn't have missed it, sweetie. 5 00:00:08,201 --> 00:00:09,568 Your speech was fantastic. 6 00:00:09,602 --> 00:00:10,736 What's wrong with your speech? 7 00:00:10,787 --> 00:00:11,903 Oh, is it that obvious? 8 00:00:11,905 --> 00:00:12,971 I... 9 00:00:13,006 --> 00:00:14,856 I got adult braces! [ Chuckles ] 10 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:15,640 Oh! 11 00:00:15,691 --> 00:00:16,875 Are you sure? 12 00:00:16,909 --> 00:00:18,210 'Cause they don't seem like they fit right. 13 00:00:18,261 --> 00:00:19,044 Um... 14 00:00:19,095 --> 00:00:20,345 I think it's a bold step, 15 00:00:20,379 --> 00:00:22,447 and I support you in your journey of self-improvement. 16 00:00:22,498 --> 00:00:24,633 No, you're not getting your hair straightened. 17 00:00:24,667 --> 00:00:27,536 You know your dad wishes he could be here. 18 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:28,870 Phil: What are you talking about? 19 00:00:29,187 --> 00:00:31,671 I'm right here! [ Laughs ] 20 00:00:31,706 --> 00:00:34,858 I had Andy set me up so I could be here with you all. 21 00:00:34,892 --> 00:00:36,276 I just had to plug him in. 22 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:37,627 It was a nice reversal from when I had to 23 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:39,546 pull the plug on my dad in the hospital. 24 00:00:41,987 --> 00:00:43,587 While he was away on a business trip, 25 00:00:43,638 --> 00:00:45,189 Phil got a terrible ear infection, 26 00:00:45,223 --> 00:00:47,658 and the doctors said he could burst an eardrum if he flew. 27 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:49,844 I was devastated to miss Alex's graduation, 28 00:00:49,895 --> 00:00:52,830 until I realized I didn't have to. 29 00:00:52,864 --> 00:00:54,899 I got to hold up my phone for two hours 30 00:00:54,933 --> 00:00:56,901 so Phil could see the graduation live. 31 00:00:56,952 --> 00:01:00,187 Bet I was the only dad there not wearing pants. 32 00:01:00,512 --> 00:01:02,397 How great is this thing, huh? 33 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:03,982 It's so convenient. 34 00:01:04,033 --> 00:01:06,668 It's like I'm right there in the room... with you guys. 35 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:08,553 Hello? 36 00:01:08,587 --> 00:01:09,771 Hello? 37 00:01:18,324 --> 00:01:21,657 Sync and corrections by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 38 00:01:23,094 --> 00:01:25,111 Gloria, would you tell your cousin 39 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,020 to stop leaving his trash everywhere? 40 00:01:27,071 --> 00:01:29,106 It's been five days of this nonsense. 41 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:32,075 He comes in here, eats all my food, drinks all my booze, 42 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:33,944 and never so much as does a dish. 43 00:01:33,995 --> 00:01:35,279 Oh, yes, so different 44 00:01:35,281 --> 00:01:37,331 from what all those white people over there are doing. 45 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:39,950 You got a blind spot for the deadbeat yahoos in your family. 46 00:01:39,952 --> 00:01:43,170 He's not a yahoo, and don't say that in front of him! 47 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:44,338 He doesn't speak English! 48 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:45,756 He understands it. 49 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:47,174 Oh, really? 50 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,176 Fire! Run! Fire! 51 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:52,262 Haley: You're being ridiculous, Beth. Don't go. 52 00:01:52,296 --> 00:01:54,598 Oh, you're so sweet, but I don't want to intrude, 53 00:01:54,632 --> 00:01:56,216 so I'll just see you guys later. 54 00:01:56,267 --> 00:01:58,018 Oh, Gloria, tell her she can stay. 55 00:01:58,052 --> 00:01:59,269 Of course you can stay. 56 00:01:59,303 --> 00:02:02,355 We love having you here, especially Joe. 57 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:03,940 You're his new favorite. [ Laughs ] 58 00:02:03,975 --> 00:02:05,308 I used to be his favorite 59 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,527 until I told him I get paid to hang with him. 60 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,529 I just felt like he had a right to know. 61 00:02:09,813 --> 00:02:12,564 If I'm being honest, I thought I was into Andy. 62 00:02:12,615 --> 00:02:15,067 Then his girlfriend, Beth, came into town, 63 00:02:15,118 --> 00:02:17,986 and she's really sweet and they're great together. 64 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:21,874 So, in the spirit of graduation, I'm officially moving on. 65 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,625 And, unlike my actually graduation, 66 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,794 there's no pregnancy scare. 67 00:02:25,829 --> 00:02:27,329 All right. 68 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,380 Good. 69 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:30,666 Uh, are you sure about that outfit? 70 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:33,719 Why does this keep happening? [ Beth laughs ] 71 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:36,388 Well, it's not because Joe dresses like an adult. 72 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:38,307 I dress like an adult. 73 00:02:38,341 --> 00:02:40,425 You wore light-up sneakers to a Radiohead concert. 74 00:02:40,476 --> 00:02:42,261 Yes. And did we ever get separated? 75 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,146 Not for lack of trying. [ Laughs ] 76 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:45,597 Oh, my god. 77 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,767 Haley, the number of times I've thrown those shoes away. 78 00:02:48,818 --> 00:02:50,402 They're just too easy to spot in the trash. 79 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:51,436 [ Laughs ] 80 00:02:51,487 --> 00:02:52,771 Oh, yes. Yuk it up. 81 00:02:52,822 --> 00:02:54,773 I'm gonna go get him a new shirt. 82 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,026 "Goldilocks." 83 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:01,446 My mom read this to me a thousand times. 84 00:03:01,497 --> 00:03:04,282 I just never understood how that little girl got away with it. 85 00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:05,250 What do you mean? 86 00:03:05,284 --> 00:03:06,668 Well, if I were a bear 87 00:03:06,702 --> 00:03:08,620 and somebody broke into my house, 88 00:03:08,671 --> 00:03:10,539 laid in my bed, and ate my food, 89 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:12,624 I'd rip her skinny little arms off. 90 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,126 Oh. 91 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,094 Well, it's just porridge, right? 92 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,763 It's my porridge. 93 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:19,431 Um... 94 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,599 There he is. 95 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:23,635 This is crazy, but I have this same shirt. 96 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:24,803 [ Laughs ] You're so adorable. 97 00:03:24,854 --> 00:03:26,805 Isn't he adorable? 98 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:27,973 Y-yeah. 99 00:03:28,024 --> 00:03:29,941 Wow. I should leave the room more often. 100 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:32,194 No! Uh, uh... 101 00:03:32,228 --> 00:03:33,445 Can you blend cheese? 102 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:35,030 I don't think so, and I don't want to try it. 103 00:03:35,064 --> 00:03:37,315 I just want a smoothie or something. 104 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:38,149 Hey, guys! 105 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,484 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, god. 106 00:03:39,535 --> 00:03:42,037 Guess what. They accepted your offer. 107 00:03:42,071 --> 00:03:43,989 Oh, my gosh! That's fantastic! 108 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,156 What offer? 109 00:03:45,207 --> 00:03:46,574 We're buying the apartment upstairs from us. 110 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:47,992 We're gonna expand, 111 00:03:48,044 --> 00:03:50,712 - put in a proper guest room, a home office. - Yeah. 112 00:03:50,746 --> 00:03:51,997 - So much space. - Yeah. 113 00:03:52,048 --> 00:03:53,381 Congrats! 114 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:57,168 I'm gonna roll away before you spit on my screen again. 115 00:03:57,219 --> 00:03:58,420 Isn't that great? 116 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:00,588 Yeah. Oh, so great, so great. 117 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:03,842 I thought Mitchell would be more excited about the unit upstairs. 118 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:06,678 Something is going on with him. He's been more distant lately. 119 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,179 For the last two weeks, 120 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:11,316 he hasn't been that interested in the unit downstairs, either. 121 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:13,284 What's that? 122 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,420 Aah! Phil, nothing. 123 00:04:15,454 --> 00:04:16,988 It's just a little gift I got Alex. 124 00:04:17,022 --> 00:04:18,890 But we already gave her our present. 125 00:04:18,924 --> 00:04:21,092 That 16-piece luggage set was a real winner. 126 00:04:21,143 --> 00:04:22,927 This is more of a mother-daughter thing. 127 00:04:22,995 --> 00:04:25,163 It's just a key chain with a picture of me and Alex 128 00:04:25,197 --> 00:04:26,431 on her first day of school. 129 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:27,565 I wanted her to have something 130 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,067 that reminded her of how much I love her. 131 00:04:29,453 --> 00:04:30,887 Why don't we just sing that song I wrote her? 132 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:35,692 Uh... Because I don't want to sing that lame song. 133 00:04:35,726 --> 00:04:38,144 Oh. Lame. Okay. 134 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,747 [ Sighs ] Phil, really? Come on. 135 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,949 Only you could hurt a robot! 136 00:04:44,268 --> 00:04:45,134 Hey! 137 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:47,236 You, uh -- You need some help? 138 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,588 Sure. 139 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,181 So, um, I was wondering -- 140 00:04:51,615 --> 00:04:56,682 Um, has Beth said anything to you about me? About not liking me? 141 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:58,724 Are you kidding? 142 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,008 Beth's obsessed with you. 143 00:05:00,043 --> 00:05:01,159 She's always like, "err! 144 00:05:01,194 --> 00:05:03,462 Haley's so cute. I just want to bite her face." 145 00:05:03,496 --> 00:05:04,930 Oh, my god. 146 00:05:04,964 --> 00:05:06,982 She asked me where you work, where you go at night, 147 00:05:06,984 --> 00:05:07,983 whether you hike alone. 148 00:05:07,985 --> 00:05:08,984 [ Whimpers ] 149 00:05:09,035 --> 00:05:10,669 She's actually very concerned about you. 150 00:05:11,415 --> 00:05:12,582 Or is it possible -- 151 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,083 What are you guys talking about? [ Gasps ] 152 00:05:14,134 --> 00:05:16,185 Uh, uh, how I'm only into Korean dudes. 153 00:05:16,236 --> 00:05:17,320 [ Chuckles nervously ] 154 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:20,742 - Oh, hey, honey. - Yeah. 155 00:05:23,393 --> 00:05:24,393 Hey, Phil. 156 00:05:24,428 --> 00:05:26,279 Hey, don't turn. Be cool, be cool. 157 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:29,182 I need you to make this apartment thing go away. 158 00:05:29,216 --> 00:05:32,401 - What? - I said, "be cool." 159 00:05:32,403 --> 00:05:34,170 Why do you want it to go away? [ Sighs ] 160 00:05:34,204 --> 00:05:36,172 We had some budget cuts at the office, 161 00:05:36,206 --> 00:05:37,690 and a bunch of us got laid off. 162 00:05:37,724 --> 00:05:39,942 Now -- now, I didn't tell Cam because... 163 00:05:39,977 --> 00:05:42,511 I was embarrassed, but also because I knew -- 164 00:05:42,546 --> 00:05:45,398 I knew I would get another job like that. 165 00:05:45,449 --> 00:05:47,366 It's been a month, and -- and now it's just weird 166 00:05:47,417 --> 00:05:49,085 that I didn't tell him in the first place, 167 00:05:49,119 --> 00:05:51,854 so every morning, I leave for work. 168 00:05:51,905 --> 00:05:54,824 Well, heigh-ho, heigh-ho. It's off to work I go. 169 00:05:54,826 --> 00:05:56,125 Okay. 170 00:05:56,127 --> 00:05:59,445 I send out my résumé. 171 00:06:01,163 --> 00:06:02,882 And then, like most unemployed people 172 00:06:02,999 --> 00:06:05,634 hiding the truth from their spouses, 173 00:06:05,668 --> 00:06:08,537 I go to the park. 174 00:06:08,571 --> 00:06:11,557 And then, one day, I met Spencer. 175 00:06:11,591 --> 00:06:12,808 Hello. 176 00:06:12,859 --> 00:06:15,944 And now I play checkers with Spencer. 177 00:06:15,979 --> 00:06:17,796 [ Laughs ] No! Aah! 178 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:19,131 Oh! 179 00:06:19,165 --> 00:06:21,016 And his best friend, George, 180 00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:23,685 who helped me get over my lifelong fear of birds. 181 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,104 [ Laughing ] That tickles. Stop it! Stop it! 182 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:30,244 Mitchell, you can talk to me. I'm a realtor. 183 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,030 I need you to kill the deal, okay? 184 00:06:32,064 --> 00:06:32,981 Don't tell Cam. 185 00:06:33,432 --> 00:06:34,549 Mitch... 186 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,951 [ Indistinct conversations ] 187 00:06:40,517 --> 00:06:42,017 What was that about? What did Mitchell say? 188 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,770 Ooh! Do I smell Jay's famous ribs? 189 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,189 Phil. Phil. 190 00:06:49,814 --> 00:06:51,915 [ Humming ] 191 00:06:52,617 --> 00:06:54,634 Hey, hey! Hey! 192 00:06:54,807 --> 00:06:56,791 Calm down. Gloria needs napkin rings. 193 00:06:56,844 --> 00:06:59,145 I'm gonna hold you up. You can check the high shelves. 194 00:06:59,196 --> 00:07:01,297 Lift with your legs. I had a big lunch. 195 00:07:01,331 --> 00:07:02,748 [ Laughs ] 196 00:07:02,782 --> 00:07:07,036 [ Imitates beeping ] 197 00:07:07,087 --> 00:07:08,387 I don't see any napkin rings. 198 00:07:08,421 --> 00:07:10,389 I just see a box with some Spanish written on it. 199 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,557 Oh, that's probably it. 200 00:07:21,234 --> 00:07:24,470 Crockett and Tubbs! That's heroin! 201 00:07:24,504 --> 00:07:25,421 What?! 202 00:07:25,472 --> 00:07:27,839 You know, horse, smack, hell dust. 203 00:07:28,055 --> 00:07:30,357 I know the nicknames. I've watched "Kojak." 204 00:07:30,391 --> 00:07:32,742 I guarantee that low-life cousin of Gloria's 205 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,077 stashed this up there. 206 00:07:34,128 --> 00:07:36,179 Jay, where are the napkin rings? 207 00:07:36,213 --> 00:07:38,031 I'll give you guys some privacy. 208 00:07:38,477 --> 00:07:40,406 Look what your cousin's hiding in here. 209 00:07:40,441 --> 00:07:41,968 That's my horse. 210 00:07:42,002 --> 00:07:42,769 [ gasps ] 211 00:07:42,803 --> 00:07:43,736 That's yours? 212 00:07:43,771 --> 00:07:45,155 Yes, I brought it back from Colombia. 213 00:07:45,206 --> 00:07:47,674 My god. I married into a drug cartel? 214 00:07:47,725 --> 00:07:50,560 These are the ashes of my dead horse, Gaucho. 215 00:07:50,611 --> 00:07:52,912 I had him when I was a little girl. 216 00:07:52,963 --> 00:07:54,781 Ohhhh. 217 00:07:54,815 --> 00:07:56,349 You thought that these were drugs 218 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,117 and that they belong to my cousin? 219 00:07:58,152 --> 00:07:59,686 Well, what was I supposed to think? 220 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,087 I am sick of this, Jay. 221 00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:03,489 You treat my family like they're criminals. 222 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:08,661 Like he would bring $150,000 worth of heroin into this house! 223 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:09,946 How do you know how much -- 224 00:08:09,997 --> 00:08:12,548 What?! I can't know street value?! 225 00:08:16,155 --> 00:08:18,573 Alex, honey, could I borrow you for a minute? 226 00:08:18,607 --> 00:08:19,391 One sec. 227 00:08:19,425 --> 00:08:21,359 Uncle Mitch, this is amazing. 228 00:08:21,394 --> 00:08:23,662 I can't believe you kept all of this. 229 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:24,796 Oh, it's nothing special. 230 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:26,064 It's just a handmade scrapbook 231 00:08:26,098 --> 00:08:28,533 of every note and drawing you ever made me. 232 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:29,451 [ Laughs ] 233 00:08:29,502 --> 00:08:31,219 You -- you got to be kidding me. 234 00:08:31,253 --> 00:08:33,938 Oh, oh. Hola. 235 00:08:34,637 --> 00:08:35,553 This is good. 236 00:08:35,604 --> 00:08:36,571 This is a report card 237 00:08:36,605 --> 00:08:38,206 that you made for me when you were 4, 238 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:39,941 and you gave me a B-minus as an uncle. 239 00:08:39,975 --> 00:08:42,994 I was mad because you wasted your vote on Ralph Nader. 240 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:43,845 Well... 241 00:08:43,879 --> 00:08:45,179 But today, you get an A-plus, 242 00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:47,064 because this is the most thoughtful gift ever. 243 00:08:47,115 --> 00:08:48,133 - Oh! - Yeah. 244 00:08:48,368 --> 00:08:52,101 Oh, Mitchell, where did you even find the time for this? 245 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:52,934 You know... 246 00:08:53,235 --> 00:08:55,470 So, this one -- Here or here? 247 00:08:55,504 --> 00:08:57,088 - Hmm. - I don't know. 248 00:08:57,090 --> 00:08:59,023 What about here? 249 00:08:59,025 --> 00:09:01,926 Oh! Spencer! [ Grunts ] 250 00:09:02,196 --> 00:09:05,048 Hey, guys, so, a random question, 251 00:09:05,082 --> 00:09:06,432 but, um, do any of you 252 00:09:06,434 --> 00:09:08,401 get kind of a weird vibe from Beth? 253 00:09:08,435 --> 00:09:10,803 You know, like maybe something's a little off? 254 00:09:10,838 --> 00:09:12,605 Beth? No. She's an angel. 255 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,023 Yeah, she seems super-sweet. 256 00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:15,825 You're really not shying away from those "S" words, are you? 257 00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:17,210 S-so, no one thinks 258 00:09:17,244 --> 00:09:19,929 that Beth has maybe, like, a slightly psychotic side? 259 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:20,863 Oh. 260 00:09:20,914 --> 00:09:23,382 I see what's going on here. 261 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:25,201 Somebody's jealous 262 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:26,902 'cause she's not the only pretty girl 263 00:09:26,953 --> 00:09:28,471 - around here anymore, hmm? - Ugh. 264 00:09:28,505 --> 00:09:30,473 Wow! Thanks, mom. 265 00:09:30,923 --> 00:09:32,006 Beth's super-hot. 266 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,809 If everyone in the Coast Guard looks like that, 267 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:35,726 sign me up. 268 00:09:35,728 --> 00:09:37,712 It's just on the weekends, right? 269 00:09:37,746 --> 00:09:39,297 Forget it. You're all useless. 270 00:09:39,331 --> 00:09:41,666 [ Cellphone dings ] 271 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,868 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 272 00:09:43,902 --> 00:09:45,687 - Who was that? - Oh, it's just work. 273 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,539 There is a line that I will not cross. 274 00:09:49,574 --> 00:09:53,226 As soon as I touch that phone, I'm a suspicious spouse, 275 00:09:53,277 --> 00:09:55,362 and that is not me. 276 00:09:55,613 --> 00:09:57,864 So, I say to the waitress... 277 00:09:57,866 --> 00:09:59,132 [ Cellphone dings ] 278 00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:00,166 ...um... 279 00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:03,066 "I saw you pour from the regular pot." 280 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:04,151 [ Cellphone dings ] 281 00:10:04,185 --> 00:10:05,735 And, um, she's like, "nope. 282 00:10:05,787 --> 00:10:07,621 I, uh, poured from the decaf pot." 283 00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:08,805 [ Cellphone dings ] You know? Oh, my gosh. 284 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,940 Whoops. 285 00:10:09,974 --> 00:10:10,941 Let me get that. 286 00:10:12,994 --> 00:10:14,995 Come on. Don't leave me hanging. 287 00:10:15,046 --> 00:10:16,396 Were you up all night? 288 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:18,231 "Had fun with you. Spencer. 289 00:10:18,282 --> 00:10:19,916 See you Monday. Spencer. 290 00:10:19,951 --> 00:10:21,501 Smiley face. Spencer." 291 00:10:21,536 --> 00:10:23,103 Who is Spencer?! 292 00:10:25,443 --> 00:10:27,027 - Hey, Mr. D. - Hey. 293 00:10:27,118 --> 00:10:27,984 Can we talk? 294 00:10:28,019 --> 00:10:29,936 Sure thing. What'll you have? 295 00:10:29,971 --> 00:10:31,187 [ Both laugh ] 296 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,055 What's up? 297 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:33,923 So, I've been... 298 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:35,859 getting some signals from Beth 299 00:10:35,893 --> 00:10:37,777 that she wants me to propose. 300 00:10:37,812 --> 00:10:38,695 That's exciting. 301 00:10:38,746 --> 00:10:40,497 Yeah. I even have a ring. 302 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:41,715 So, what's the hold-up? 303 00:10:42,013 --> 00:10:44,614 Well... there's this other girl, 304 00:10:44,649 --> 00:10:48,685 and I feel like I have a serious connection with her, 305 00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:51,721 but... I just don't know how she feels. 306 00:10:51,756 --> 00:10:54,040 Andy, back when I was dating Claire, I used to think, 307 00:10:54,091 --> 00:10:55,809 "what if I'm in the laundromat one day, 308 00:10:55,843 --> 00:10:57,393 and Robin Givens walks in?" 309 00:10:57,428 --> 00:10:58,194 [ Laughs ] 310 00:10:58,196 --> 00:10:59,829 She asks me for a quarter. 311 00:10:59,864 --> 00:11:01,264 I hand her one. 312 00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:02,982 Our fingers linger. 313 00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:05,368 She wonders if maybe after "Iron Mike," 314 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:07,303 what she's really yearning for 315 00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:09,272 is the touch of a gentler man. 316 00:11:09,857 --> 00:11:11,675 I'm not following. 317 00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:13,760 It's natural to wonder about a different path, 318 00:11:13,795 --> 00:11:17,247 but if you truly love Beth, you should propose. 319 00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:19,466 You're right. I'll do it. 320 00:11:19,775 --> 00:11:21,676 There's this place she loves by the ocean. 321 00:11:21,711 --> 00:11:23,628 I'll take her there and propose at sunset. 322 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:24,429 Great! 323 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,563 Thank you so much. 324 00:11:25,614 --> 00:11:26,581 Bring it in. 325 00:11:26,615 --> 00:11:27,782 [ Laughs ] 326 00:11:27,784 --> 00:11:30,535 Oh, come on. Get a Roomba. 327 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:33,438 [ Both laugh ] 328 00:11:33,472 --> 00:11:34,622 Honey, the key chain was a bust. 329 00:11:34,657 --> 00:11:35,907 I need something else. Quick. Come on. 330 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,542 Got it. You want to sing the song. 331 00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:39,944 Good thing I brought my ukulele on the trip. 332 00:11:39,979 --> 00:11:41,246 Trip! Oh! 333 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,797 When Alex was little, I took her for brunch 334 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,666 at that cute little Dutch town up north. 335 00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:47,068 I-I could take her there again. [ Ukulele plays ] 336 00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:49,103 A trip for just the two of us. It's perfect. 337 00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:52,207 ♪ When you don't -- ♪ 338 00:11:52,258 --> 00:11:53,891 Claire? 339 00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:56,277 Aah! [ Laughs ] 340 00:11:57,105 --> 00:11:58,655 Alex, honey, do you remember -- 341 00:11:58,706 --> 00:11:59,273 Oh, my god, mom! 342 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,253 Grandpa got me a trip to Europe for my graduation! 343 00:12:01,382 --> 00:12:03,466 I just wanted her to know how much she meant to me. 344 00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:04,267 Yes! 345 00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:05,559 [ Laughter ] 346 00:12:05,761 --> 00:12:06,877 I hate this family. 347 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,794 Phil, I need to talk to you, man to man. 348 00:12:10,507 --> 00:12:12,292 I think Mitchell's having an affair. 349 00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:13,059 What? 350 00:12:13,082 --> 00:12:14,549 I was going through his wallet 351 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:17,184 and I found a receipt to The Avian Hotel. 352 00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:19,005 It's probably some fancy French place 353 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:19,923 where he's meeting his lover 354 00:12:19,957 --> 00:12:21,691 for their secret weekly rendezvous. 355 00:12:22,226 --> 00:12:25,578 Has he said anything to you about the unit upstairs? 356 00:12:25,629 --> 00:12:26,379 [ Gasps ] 357 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:27,814 [ Gasps ] You gasped. 358 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,115 Only because you did. 359 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,617 Phil, tell me what you know right now. 360 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,270 I don't know anything. Put me down. 361 00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:35,388 Talk to your husband. 362 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,293 This is my wallet. You never saw me. 363 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,594 [ Dog barks ] 364 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,229 Stella, no. Bad girl. 365 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,430 [ Stella growls ] 366 00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:46,632 Bad girl. Stella, no. 367 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,516 Stella, no. 368 00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:48,668 [ Stella barks ] 369 00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:50,882 Lily spilled some juice on the counter. 370 00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,016 Should I frisk her for guns? 371 00:12:52,051 --> 00:12:54,068 Oh, geez. 372 00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:55,353 Oh, sorry. 373 00:12:55,404 --> 00:12:56,537 Jay, no! 374 00:12:57,883 --> 00:12:59,433 Beth: Haley! 375 00:12:59,555 --> 00:13:00,471 Come check it out. 376 00:13:00,522 --> 00:13:01,806 I was just showing Luke and Manny 377 00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:03,958 some things that I learned in Coast Guard training. 378 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:04,959 Mm-hmm. 379 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,994 You look so pretty. 380 00:13:07,045 --> 00:13:08,896 All right, Manny, take this pen from me. 381 00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:11,182 Oh. So, you just want me to grab it? 382 00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:12,200 Aah! 383 00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:13,417 See? 384 00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:14,585 That's what you do 385 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,504 when someone tries to take something that's yours. 386 00:13:17,806 --> 00:13:18,773 Awesome. 387 00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:19,941 My turn. 388 00:13:19,975 --> 00:13:22,326 What happened? Did I get the pen? 389 00:13:23,529 --> 00:13:24,879 Hey, your hair's burning! 390 00:13:24,913 --> 00:13:26,847 What?! [ Screaming ] 391 00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:28,266 Ay! Your hair! 392 00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,901 I got it! 393 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,319 Ow! Ow! 394 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,853 It's out! It's out! 395 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,021 What happened? 396 00:13:34,072 --> 00:13:35,523 It must have been that candle. 397 00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:37,358 Why'd you sit so close to it? 398 00:13:37,409 --> 00:13:38,526 She told me to! 399 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:41,028 Ay, Beth, thank god that you were here. 400 00:13:41,079 --> 00:13:43,030 I'm just glad I could help. 401 00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:45,283 It's getting crazy in here. 402 00:13:46,335 --> 00:13:48,536 You want to cool things off in the pool? 403 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,172 [ Coughs ] 404 00:13:55,271 --> 00:13:57,238 Jay! 405 00:13:57,289 --> 00:13:58,456 Oh, thank god. 406 00:13:58,490 --> 00:13:59,457 There you are. 407 00:13:59,491 --> 00:14:01,342 Okay, you are -- You're never... 408 00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:03,895 You're never gonna believe what my dad did. 409 00:14:03,903 --> 00:14:05,404 - Lock you in the bathroom? - No. 410 00:14:05,503 --> 00:14:09,372 He gave Alex a trip to Europe for her graduation present. 411 00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:10,806 There's no way I can now give her 412 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,108 a weekend of Dutch pancake balls after that. 413 00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:14,843 Can you open the door? I'm feeling claustrophobic. 414 00:14:14,877 --> 00:14:17,446 Phil, you're in a hotel room in Seattle. 415 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,915 I'm desperate. Just teach me the song. 416 00:14:19,966 --> 00:14:23,985 Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back. 417 00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:25,296 Just teach it to me. 418 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:26,246 Okay. 419 00:14:26,281 --> 00:14:29,917 It's called "Go ask Alex." 420 00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:33,653 ♪ When you don't know what a word means ♪ 421 00:14:33,704 --> 00:14:35,288 ♪ go ask Alex ♪ 422 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,423 ♪ If you need someone to hem your jeans ♪ 423 00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:38,691 ♪ go ask Alex ♪ 424 00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:40,284 I can't believe I'm even saying this, 425 00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:41,419 but instead of "hem your jeans," 426 00:14:41,453 --> 00:14:43,271 could it be "steam your Greens"? 427 00:14:43,306 --> 00:14:44,456 No, it can't. 428 00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:45,824 The jeans come back at the 4-minute mark. 429 00:14:45,826 --> 00:14:49,428 [ Indistinct conversations ] 430 00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:51,004 Haley. 431 00:14:51,038 --> 00:14:52,205 How you feeling? 432 00:14:52,256 --> 00:14:54,190 Heard about the hair fire. Sounds scary. 433 00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,608 [ Nervously ] Uh-huh. 434 00:14:55,642 --> 00:14:56,825 Poor thing. 435 00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:59,228 I left you a gift on your car to help you feel better. 436 00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:00,429 It's the red one, right? 437 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,530 Uh-huh. 438 00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:06,885 Hey, can you do me a favor and go start my car? 439 00:15:06,936 --> 00:15:08,637 Uh, I guess. 440 00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:10,072 Thanks. 441 00:15:10,106 --> 00:15:13,175 He's alive. It's fine. 442 00:15:13,609 --> 00:15:15,993 Okay, everybody gather 'round. 443 00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:20,080 Phil and I have prepared something very special 444 00:15:20,114 --> 00:15:23,000 for our brilliant graduate, Alex. 445 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,968 Okay, you ready? 446 00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:27,854 ♪ When you... ♪ 447 00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:29,489 Why is that not -- Okay, there's no sound. 448 00:15:29,524 --> 00:15:30,791 Phil, honey? There's no sound. 449 00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:34,561 Okay, so, while Claire fixes robot Phil, I make toast. 450 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,860 When I first came into this family, 451 00:15:37,912 --> 00:15:41,381 I didn't think I was ever going to be accepted. 452 00:15:41,415 --> 00:15:42,916 Then, one day, 453 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:47,570 Alex needed to write a report about a family member, 454 00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:49,822 and she picked me. 455 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:53,059 That was the first time I really felt part of the family. 456 00:15:53,061 --> 00:15:56,713 Ay, Alex, you were the first one to reach out to me, 457 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,165 and I will never forget that. 458 00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:00,733 They all call you the smart one, 459 00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:03,403 but to me, you're the kind one. 460 00:16:04,144 --> 00:16:07,146 I'm so lucky to have you in my life, baby. 461 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:08,280 Gloria. 462 00:16:08,331 --> 00:16:10,132 Hear, hear. 463 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:11,584 Oh, there you are. 464 00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:13,052 [ Ukulele plays ] ♪ When you don't know what a word -- ♪ 465 00:16:13,086 --> 00:16:14,520 No, not doing it, not doing it. We're not -- not doing it. 466 00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:15,688 [ Cellphone dings ] 467 00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:18,007 Oh. One second. 468 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,725 [ Laughs ] 469 00:16:22,469 --> 00:16:24,469 _ 470 00:16:24,631 --> 00:16:26,348 Gloria, watching you give that toast, 471 00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:28,100 I see you treat my family like your own. 472 00:16:28,134 --> 00:16:29,068 And you're right. 473 00:16:29,465 --> 00:16:31,049 I need to treat your cousin nicer. 474 00:16:31,101 --> 00:16:32,318 Thank you, Jay. 475 00:16:32,352 --> 00:16:33,986 Do me a favor, huh? Would you translate for me? 476 00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:38,390 Tell Armando I'm sorry I haven't been more welcoming to him. 477 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,814 _ 478 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,910 Tell him he's a great guy. 479 00:16:43,359 --> 00:16:45,659 _ 480 00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,682 And he can stay as long as he wants. 481 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,906 _ 482 00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:51,586 We forgive you. 483 00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:53,505 You sure? Maybe I can give him a little hug or something. 484 00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:56,274 No, it's too much. 485 00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:57,909 Bye-bye. 486 00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:00,239 Hey! 487 00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:02,346 Okay, I've had enough. I need to know. 488 00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:04,193 Who is this precious Spencer? 489 00:17:04,227 --> 00:17:05,778 Oh, god. How do you know about Spencer? 490 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:06,696 So you admit it. 491 00:17:06,747 --> 00:17:08,047 You are having an affair. 492 00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:09,965 - What? - It's the braces, isn't it? 493 00:17:10,016 --> 00:17:11,650 I've driven you to stray. I'm hideous. 494 00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:13,035 Cam, you're acting crazy. 495 00:17:13,086 --> 00:17:15,254 Am I? Mitchell... 496 00:17:15,288 --> 00:17:17,022 I found the receipt to The Avian Hotel. 497 00:17:17,057 --> 00:17:18,190 That's pronounced "ay-vee-Ann." 498 00:17:18,225 --> 00:17:19,191 Well, it sounds seedy. 499 00:17:19,193 --> 00:17:21,126 It is. It's a kennel for birds. 500 00:17:21,161 --> 00:17:22,344 It's where I picked up George. 501 00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:23,429 There's a George, too? 502 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,115 Calm down. I'm talking about a cockatoo. 503 00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:28,667 Oh! One or two. Is that all? How blasé. 504 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,636 Cam, George is a bird, 505 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:31,637 and Spencer is an old man 506 00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:32,605 I've been hanging out with 507 00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:35,307 at the park, because I... 508 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,630 I got laid off. 509 00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:37,648 You lost your job? 510 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,849 I'm sorry. I just -- 511 00:17:38,901 --> 00:17:41,286 I couldn't tell you that I was out of work again. 512 00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:43,972 I... I feel like such a loser. 513 00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,023 No, please. My gosh. 514 00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:46,541 As long as you're not cheating on me, 515 00:17:46,575 --> 00:17:48,293 that's all that matters. 516 00:17:48,575 --> 00:17:50,676 Something will come up. You're a great lawyer. 517 00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:51,927 Oh, thank you. I just -- 518 00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:54,413 I don't think that we can get that apartment right now. 519 00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:55,364 Of course we can. 520 00:17:55,415 --> 00:17:56,932 We already have the down payment. 521 00:17:57,087 --> 00:17:58,721 And you know what? We could get renters. 522 00:17:58,723 --> 00:18:00,790 We could it into an Airbnb. 523 00:18:00,824 --> 00:18:03,292 Uh... Really? Different people every week? 524 00:18:03,294 --> 00:18:05,111 How exciting and new. It'd be like "The Love Boat." 525 00:18:05,145 --> 00:18:06,329 Oh! 526 00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:08,664 Hey, mom, have a second? 527 00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:09,849 Already am. 528 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,309 I wanted to give you a present. 529 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,876 Me? No. 530 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:16,928 Honey, I want to give you a present. 531 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,281 That's what I've been trying to do all day. 532 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:23,084 You are the last person who should give me anything. 533 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,053 You got me here. 534 00:18:25,055 --> 00:18:27,372 You got me to graduation, to Caltech. 535 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:30,392 You did it. 536 00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:31,476 And you're done. 537 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,362 Thank you, sweetie. Thank you. I love you. 538 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,631 I want you to go to Europe with me. 539 00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:37,799 What?! 540 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,601 Yeah. We'll have a great time. 541 00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:40,652 Cafés, museums. 542 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,871 Plus, Europe is not safe for teenage girls. 543 00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:44,005 You've seen "Taken." 544 00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:45,607 Could you imagine dad getting that phone call? 545 00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:48,330 What is his particular set of skills? 546 00:18:48,415 --> 00:18:49,381 Juggling? 547 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,133 [ Both laugh ] 548 00:18:51,168 --> 00:18:52,785 Hey, dad, can we talk? 549 00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:54,620 - Sure, honey. - In private? 550 00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:56,589 [ Straining ] Oh, not so hard. I can't breathe. 551 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,775 [ Laughs ] Little robot humor. 552 00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:03,732 I noticed you didn't laugh at my robot joke. 553 00:19:03,783 --> 00:19:04,866 What's going on? 554 00:19:04,868 --> 00:19:07,636 Everyone thinks Beth is so great, but I think she's crazy. 555 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:09,137 She's been after me all day. 556 00:19:09,139 --> 00:19:10,872 Why would she be after you? 557 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,635 She thinks I'm in love with Andy. 558 00:19:13,637 --> 00:19:14,603 Are you? 559 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,521 No. I mean, I care about him. 560 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,707 He makes me laugh. I like spending time with him. 561 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,343 Well, do you think about him when he's not around? 562 00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:23,261 I guess. 563 00:19:23,311 --> 00:19:25,362 Sometimes, I see something funny and I think, 564 00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:26,747 "oh, Andy would love that. 565 00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:29,083 I wish he were here so I could share it with him." 566 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,584 But... 567 00:19:30,618 --> 00:19:33,187 Honey, I know I'm just a robot, 568 00:19:33,189 --> 00:19:34,838 but that sounds like love to me. 569 00:19:34,889 --> 00:19:38,692 [ Sighs ] 570 00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:39,860 Well... 571 00:19:42,185 --> 00:19:43,163 Doesn't matter anyway. 572 00:19:43,201 --> 00:19:46,269 He's in love with someone else. 573 00:19:46,303 --> 00:19:47,937 Maybe I'm the crazy one. 574 00:19:47,971 --> 00:19:50,423 [ Knock on door ] 575 00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:55,444 Don't mean to interrupt. Just came to say goodbye. 576 00:19:55,479 --> 00:19:56,662 Mm-hmm. 577 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,581 Beth and I are going to take a drive, 578 00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,799 try to catch the sunset. 579 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,084 Okay, well, have fun. 580 00:20:02,086 --> 00:20:03,252 Okay. 581 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:11,727 It's Haley. Haley's the girl. You love Ha-- 582 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,930 [ no audio ] 583 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:15,500 ...love each other! 584 00:20:16,135 --> 00:20:18,420 Come on. I'll walk you out. 585 00:20:19,856 --> 00:20:21,139 Where are you going? 586 00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:22,607 You guys love each oth-- 587 00:20:24,577 --> 00:20:26,661 You're making a huge mistake! 588 00:20:28,737 --> 00:20:29,503 Beth: Ready? 589 00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:30,955 - Bye. - Bye. 590 00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:32,640 Come back. 591 00:20:38,313 --> 00:20:40,481 Oh, boy. This is gonna hurt. 592 00:20:43,268 --> 00:20:44,401 Stop! 593 00:20:44,436 --> 00:20:46,236 Oh-ho-ho! 594 00:20:46,271 --> 00:20:48,339 Aaaah! 595 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,774 Hello? 596 00:20:50,825 --> 00:20:52,326 Hello?! 597 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,495 No! 598 00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:59,152 Hello? Hello? 599 00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:00,919 Can anybody hear me? 600 00:21:03,253 --> 00:21:04,253 Hello? 601 00:21:06,502 --> 00:21:07,502 Oh, thank God! 602 00:21:07,526 --> 00:21:09,526 You've gotta help me. I've been in an accident. 603 00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,550 I need you to find my daughter. 604 00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:13,974 Oh, great! Thank you! 605 00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:15,398 Wha-- what are you doing? 606 00:21:15,522 --> 00:21:16,622 Where are you going? 607 00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:18,646 Where are you taking me? Put me down! 608 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,670 Help! 609 00:21:22,441 --> 00:21:23,925 See you Next Season :) 610 00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:25,420 Sync and corrections by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 611 00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:29,999 See you in Season 7 :)