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Honey,
would you buy a closet called --
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Shh! I am waiting to see
if I get to go tomorrow.
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Jury duty. You know,
you can just throw that away.
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There's no way they can
ever tell you got it.
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Jay, you're a bad American.
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It is a privilege
to serve on a jury.
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For the first time,
I get to be part of it.
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Talk to me when you're eating a
tuna sandwich out of a machine.
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Anyway, it's a distressed-oak
model that I like to call --
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Wait, wait!
Wait!
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Oh! I'm in!
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8:00 A.M. tomorrow.
Parking structure "C"!
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You're excited about
a parking structure?
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It's not even "A" or "B."
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You're gonna have to take my
place working at Joe's school.
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I can't do that.
I have a job.
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Have Claire cover for you.
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She knows how to yell at people
and read the newspaper.
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What the hell's wrong
with that school?
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Aren't we paying them so we don't
have to take care of our kid?
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That's not the way it works
at The Learning Barn.
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You know that they want
the parents to be involved
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so that they can bond
with the kids.
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What's wrong with schools today?
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I'm successful,
and I had a nun with a mustache.
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Well, you better
get used to going there,
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because if I get put
into a murder trial,
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I could be gone for weeks.
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Maybe I should tell them
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that I have experience
on a firing squad.
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Why do you say crazy stuff
like that?
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Now, that isn't true, is it?
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Wait a second.
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That new closet,
what did I say it was called?
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You never said.
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Damn it!
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That's why I need
a grease pencil in the shower.
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Sync and corrections by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, I don't know, Haley.
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I mean, he is really cute and
really smart and really funny,
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but, oh, he's always
wearing clogs.
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Oh, no, no.
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If he is not a chef, a nurse,
or a tulip salesman,
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you need to run.
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Hey, if your mother had that
attitude about a man in clogs,
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you two wouldn't have a dad.
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Okay, thanks, dad.
I won't let you down.
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Bye.
[ Telephone beeps ]
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Guess what, guys.
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I am going to be the big boss
at work tomorrow,
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and coincidentally, it's
take your daughter to work day.
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- Huh?
- I'll go to work with you, mom.
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Stop trying to get out
of community service.
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You need those hours
to graduate.
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And you're not a daughter.
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Mom, dad, sit down.
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There's something
I need to talk to you about.
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You're going.
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So, girls, what do you say?
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Uh, you know we're not 8,
and I have a job.
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You called in sick twice
last week because you had a zit.
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I work in fashion.
They told me not to come in.
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Alex, honey, your last class
tomorrow is at 10:00 A.M.,
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- so if you hit the road --
- No, no, no, no!
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Haley, quick, close the laptop!
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Until now, I was always
a full-time mom,
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so the girls never had a chance
to see the other side of me --
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You know,
powerful woman in charge.
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Yeah, 'cause we never
get to see your tough side.
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[ Snorts ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Come on, daddy, we're gonna
be late for your work.
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[ Whistle blows ]
I know. I'm excited, too.
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[ Whistle blows ]
Okay, I was wrong.
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The whistles
aren't better outside.
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Are you sure you can get all
these groceries home by yourself?
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I don't know.
I'm kind of scared.
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I've never
driven groceries home before.
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Hey, you guys.
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- Ray-- Raymond?
- Raymond!
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Hi.
Oh, it's been so long.
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Yeah. Haven't seen you since,
you know.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Raymond and J'Marcus
broke up three months ago,
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and they'd been together
almost as long as we have.
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J'Marcus got all the friends,
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and Raymond
got all the confidence
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to go shopping in his pajamas.
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You guys having a party?
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- No, no.
- Party? No, not a party.
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Olive medley, square napkins,
cracker trio.
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Um, well, these things
are just more for a --
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What would you say?
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Kind of like
a get-together.
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Get-together, get-together.
It's a last-minute thing.
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Yeah.
It's no big deal.
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- Sounds fun.
- No, it's not gonna be fun.
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No. It's crackers.
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Yeah.
It's supposed to rain.
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Well...
I'll see you guys.
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- Yes.
- You, too, Raymond.
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- Bye-bye.
- Take care of yourself.
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Phew!
That was close.
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I thought we were gonna
have to invite him.
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Hey, Raymond,
you should come tonight.
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Really?
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It wouldn't be a get-together
without Raymond.
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- Right, Cam?
- Absolutely.
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Yeah.
Oh, you know what? But...
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- I should tell you, J'Marcus
is gonna be there. - Yeah.
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So, if that's
gonna be uncomfortable,
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we totally understand.
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No, it's fine.
I'll be there.
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It'll be nice
to see J'Marcus again.
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Maybe he'll bring one
of those shirtless ab sluts
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I've seen on his Facebook page.
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- I'll see you guys.
- Yeah. Yeah, see ya.
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- Okay.
- Look forward to it.
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-You, too.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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What was I supposed to do?
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I mean, he was all sad
and pathetic and broken.
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Oh, well, yes, the perfect
addition to any party.
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They are gonna be
at each other's throats
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and ruin the whole night.
Come on, Lily.
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Thanks to you, we are throwing
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the antisocial event
of the season.
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- Cam. - No, I'm late
and I'd like to leave on that.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hi.
I'm -- I'm here.
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Well, this is a special treat.
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I spy with my little eye
a first-time volunteer!
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Gloria had jury duty, so no
chance I could get out of this
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by pretending to be racist?
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[ Chuckles ] Anyway, uh...
What do you need?
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You can set up the paints,
make the Kale smoothies,
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and wipe down the rabbit hutch.
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On it.
Margaret?
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Paint, smoothies, hutch.
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- Got it.
- Excuse me.
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- Who's this?
- That's Margaret, my assistant.
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I couldn't have children.
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This is not how it works
with parent volunteers.
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You're already
playing fast and loose
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with that term "volunteer,"
so... what do you say?
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As much as we don't like
to use the word "no" --
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And, by the way, if any of these
little tykes start acting up,
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she's not afraid to get out
the wooden spoon.
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Jay, I know it's a little scary,
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but you're going to
have to let her go.
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I don't want her to go.
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Margaret, just go.
I'll distract him.
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Come back.
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Margaret, don't turn around.
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Okay, men.
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Gather 'round.
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Teachable moment.
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Don't think of community service
as a requirement.
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Think of cleaning up this park
as an opportunity.
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To get hepatitis?
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To make the world
a better place.
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That's why I'm here.
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I already did my required hours.
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That's a fancy way
of saying you're a virgin.
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Joke all you want,
but this looks good
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on an application
to NYU or UCLA or KFC.
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Okay, stop trash-talking
and start trash picking up.
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I-I'll get that.
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Hey!
There he is.
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Hey... You.
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How long's it been,
Mr. Real Estate?
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Well, you tell me,
Mr. You.
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I'm usually really good
with names and faces,
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but I could not remember
who this guy was.
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Fortunately, I found that
one perfectly worded question
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can get you
all the information you need.
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How's things?
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- Good.
- Uh-huh.
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How's the beautiful wife?
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Claire's great.
Yeah.
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Thank you so much for asking.
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How's...
How's your situation?
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- Oh, you know, same ol', same ol'.
- Mm-hmm.
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Actually, I'm glad
I'm running into you like this.
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My car just got towed,
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and my wallet and cellphone
were in there.
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- Oh. - Could you possibly lend me
some money for cab fare or...
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- Yes.
- Oh.
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Of course.
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How's, uh,
$40 with a little extra
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in case you run into trouble?
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I want to make sure you get back
to your house in, uh --
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Time for dinner, I hope.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Thanks, man.
You're the best.
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Hey, dad.
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Oh, my god.
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Last time I saw you,
you were so small.
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I better run.
Thanks, pal.
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All right, buddy.
Good to see you.
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- Dad.
- Hmm?
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That guy just scammed you.
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No, he didn't.
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It's a classic scam.
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You pretend you know someone
and then borrow money.
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Okay.
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Men, gather 'round.
Teachable mome-- Hey.
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Just -- a circle.
Gather means a circle.
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What did you just see?
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A squirrel
eating a band-aid.
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No. You saw a man helping out
a friend in need.
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If he was your friend,
what's his name?
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That slipped my mind.
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Did you recognize him at all?
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Gentlemen,
don't be cynics like Luke.
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Don't let your skinny jeans cut
off the blood to your hearts.
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I'm with you, Phil.
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I choose to believe
in the goodness of men.
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You have a condom
stuck to your shoe.
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Oh.
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Defense also has no objection
to juror 14.
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Moving on, juror 15.
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Here. Ask me anything.
I am an American.
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All right.
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When someone hires a lawyer,
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do you think they're more likely
to be guilty?
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No.
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Thank you.
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When they play with their hair
like he is,
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that's when I know
that they're guilty.
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Your honor, we request dismissal
of juror 15.
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Why?
I'm very good at reading people.
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He is guilty.
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And, by the way, so is the guy
that is behind him.
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He's not even on trial.
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Well, then he should be.
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I don't know what you did,
but you did it!
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Your honor.
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He's getting away.
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Juror 15, you are dismissed.
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Ay! No, please,
your excellency.
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I just want to do my part
as a citizen.
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Lady, you can stop acting crazy.
You got out.
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Ladies, right this way.
Come on in.
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Oh, you're in grandpa's office?
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Yeah.
Of course I am.
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It's no big deal.
I'm in here all the time.
249
00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:41,052
I mean, practically every day
at this... this point.
250
00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:42,903
This is...
251
00:08:42,905 --> 00:08:45,256
It's not usually
such a... thing.
252
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,690
There we go.
Have a seat.
253
00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,376
Does that guy with the tattoos
still work on the loading docks?
254
00:08:49,378 --> 00:08:51,262
When I was 15,
he gave me my first catcall.
255
00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,529
Pretty sure
that was his last day.
256
00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:53,580
- Huh.
- Hey.
257
00:08:53,582 --> 00:08:54,798
Oh, where's Jay?
258
00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,784
He's not here,
but I'm filling in.
259
00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,052
What can I do you for?
260
00:08:58,054 --> 00:08:59,303
I'll ask him tomorrow.
261
00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,571
Are you sure? Uh...
262
00:09:02,573 --> 00:09:05,609
Men are often intimidated
by a strong, powerful woman.
263
00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:07,211
Jay around?
264
00:09:07,232 --> 00:09:08,081
No, he's not.
265
00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:08,915
Oh, damn it.
266
00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,433
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
267
00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:11,884
Captain's chair is not empty.
268
00:09:11,886 --> 00:09:13,770
I'm here.
Let me help you.
269
00:09:13,772 --> 00:09:15,805
- Seriously?
- Seriously, huh?
270
00:09:16,342 --> 00:09:19,577
Okay. Well, we need to take a
delivery of 100 mirrored doors,
271
00:09:19,579 --> 00:09:21,862
but warehouse one and two
are both full.
272
00:09:21,864 --> 00:09:23,347
Huh.
273
00:09:23,349 --> 00:09:25,215
Okay, I know what to do.
I've got this. Uh...
274
00:09:25,217 --> 00:09:26,984
What if we move the drawers
into that busted semi
275
00:09:26,986 --> 00:09:28,218
in loading dock four?
276
00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:30,637
- And that works because --
- That frees up warehouse two.
277
00:09:30,827 --> 00:09:32,810
Worst-case scenario,
we're a day late on delivery.
278
00:09:32,812 --> 00:09:33,712
But they'll be mad at us.
279
00:09:33,735 --> 00:09:34,935
We'll give them a break
off shipping?
280
00:09:34,937 --> 00:09:35,902
I don't know.
Maybe like --
281
00:09:35,904 --> 00:09:37,103
10%! Ha.
282
00:09:37,105 --> 00:09:38,939
We did it.
Yeah!
283
00:09:38,941 --> 00:09:41,207
Huh?
[ Chuckles ]
284
00:09:41,209 --> 00:09:42,759
Good job, team.
285
00:09:43,061 --> 00:09:44,644
You see, what I did there
286
00:09:44,646 --> 00:09:47,030
is I created a framework
for problem solving,
287
00:09:47,032 --> 00:09:49,215
and I didn't spoon-feed them
the answers.
288
00:09:49,217 --> 00:09:50,917
It's just good management.
289
00:09:50,919 --> 00:09:53,519
Yeah. That's exactly
what it looked like.
290
00:09:53,521 --> 00:09:57,123
Hey, Jay, I need a decision
on that -- oh, boy.
291
00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,675
Get back here, Dom.
292
00:09:59,177 --> 00:10:00,827
What needs to be decided?
293
00:10:01,129 --> 00:10:03,796
Well, we're throwing that party
later for Herm's retirement,
294
00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:05,448
and Jay's just
sort of the master
295
00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,266
when it comes
to picking out cakes.
296
00:10:07,268 --> 00:10:09,335
Oh, I'm here.
I can pick out a cake.
297
00:10:09,337 --> 00:10:10,536
Uh, ice cream cake.
298
00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:12,146
Mm, I don't know about that.
299
00:10:12,148 --> 00:10:13,581
It's a cake.
It'll be fine.
300
00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:15,316
- Okay, is there a number where
I could reach... - Just get it.
301
00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:16,817
...Jay?
302
00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:19,320
No matter how big or small
the issue,
303
00:10:19,322 --> 00:10:21,438
people want their leaders
to be decisive.
304
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,474
- Oh, definitely.
- Of course.
305
00:10:23,476 --> 00:10:25,326
- What flavor?
- Mint chip.
306
00:10:25,328 --> 00:10:27,561
- I'll come back.
- I said mint chip!
307
00:10:28,683 --> 00:10:30,768
Hey, Joe!
You want to...
308
00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,537
I'm like Bruce Willis
in "The Sixth Sense."
309
00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:35,981
Jay, will you please
put the craft table
310
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,082
over on the hemp rug?
311
00:10:37,084 --> 00:10:38,317
No.
312
00:10:38,319 --> 00:10:40,869
For a word you don't use,
I'm sure hearing it a lot.
313
00:10:40,871 --> 00:10:41,904
That's the craft table.
314
00:10:41,906 --> 00:10:43,755
You're holding
the feelings table,
315
00:10:43,757 --> 00:10:45,474
where we talk about
how we feel.
316
00:10:46,476 --> 00:10:50,195
Hey, Mr. Table, I feel like
breaking you over a hippie.
317
00:10:50,497 --> 00:10:51,746
Well, you're the lawyer.
318
00:10:51,748 --> 00:10:53,798
When can I go
to jury duty again?
319
00:10:53,801 --> 00:10:55,301
Uh, you know, I have no idea.
320
00:10:55,302 --> 00:10:57,736
You're literally the first
person who has ever asked that.
321
00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,401
I am so frustrated.
322
00:10:59,403 --> 00:11:02,220
This reminds me when I was
a little girl in my village
323
00:11:02,222 --> 00:11:03,238
and we had no power.
324
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,739
Oh, this is the story
about the TV set
325
00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:06,041
powered by the donkey, right?
326
00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:07,726
No, political power.
327
00:11:07,728 --> 00:11:10,145
We had no say in anything.
328
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,413
But now I am an American,
329
00:11:11,415 --> 00:11:14,065
so I thought things
were going to be different.
330
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,918
I wanted to listen to testimony,
look at the evidence,
331
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,605
have somebody burst in
with new information.
332
00:11:21,371 --> 00:11:23,187
Mitchell,
guess what just happened.
333
00:11:23,189 --> 00:11:24,439
You're home early.
334
00:11:24,441 --> 00:11:26,407
I have a two-hour lunch Monday,
Wednesday, and Friday.
335
00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:27,292
And summers off.
336
00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:29,277
I'm beginning to get
the low pay.
337
00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:30,194
This just in.
338
00:11:30,196 --> 00:11:31,996
Pepper says he's not coming
339
00:11:31,998 --> 00:11:34,599
if both J'Marcus and Raymond
are here.
340
00:11:34,601 --> 00:11:37,001
"If I wanted this much tension
in a space that small,
341
00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,269
I'd go up
to my mother's room."
342
00:11:38,271 --> 00:11:39,354
That's not nice.
343
00:11:39,456 --> 00:11:41,939
We can't afford
to have another bad party.
344
00:11:41,941 --> 00:11:45,176
You have to call Raymond
right now and un-invite him.
345
00:11:45,181 --> 00:11:46,413
I-I can't believe
you and Pepper
346
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:47,815
aren't being more compassionate
about this.
347
00:11:47,817 --> 00:11:48,982
Raymond is a human being.
348
00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:52,486
What is the problem with
inviting Majarcus and Roland?
349
00:11:52,488 --> 00:11:53,654
They had a horrible breakup.
350
00:11:53,656 --> 00:11:54,621
Months ago.
351
00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,397
Gloria, what do you think?
352
00:11:57,399 --> 00:11:59,566
I think I need to know more
before I adjudicate.
353
00:11:59,568 --> 00:12:00,851
Adjudicate?
354
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:04,054
When the skies were clear
and the donkey was very strong,
355
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,874
we would watch
"L.A. Law."
356
00:12:08,054 --> 00:12:10,988
That is the mockup room.
357
00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:12,456
Hey, guys.
358
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:14,592
Keep up the mocking.
[ Chuckles ]
359
00:12:14,594 --> 00:12:16,660
It's important to keep it fun.
360
00:12:16,662 --> 00:12:17,761
Ooh.
Look at that.
361
00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:19,803
The design team's
having a meeting.
362
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,180
What do you say we go in there
363
00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:23,050
and give them
a couple "attaboys," huh?
364
00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,902
No. No,
they look really busy.
365
00:12:24,904 --> 00:12:25,987
Don't be silly.
366
00:12:25,989 --> 00:12:28,723
Everybody wants face time
with the boss.
367
00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:30,024
Oh!
368
00:12:30,026 --> 00:12:31,325
[ Laughter ]
369
00:12:31,327 --> 00:12:32,126
Oh.
370
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:33,261
Mom, are you okay?
371
00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:34,801
Alex, I'm fine.
372
00:12:34,803 --> 00:12:35,935
- Oh, my god.
- What?
373
00:12:35,937 --> 00:12:37,987
- Your pupil is the size of a nickel.
- Oh.
374
00:12:37,989 --> 00:12:39,973
It looks like half of you
went to a rave.
375
00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:42,358
Claire, we have
a storage problem.
376
00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,595
If it's those mirrored doors,
I think I solved that one.
377
00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:47,146
No, some idiot ordered Herm
an ice cream cake.
378
00:12:47,148 --> 00:12:48,915
I don't think
that name-calling --
379
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:50,717
Wait, how is that
a storage problem?
380
00:12:50,719 --> 00:12:52,318
The damn thing won't fit
in the freezer.
381
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,669
It's melting
like a son of a bitch.
382
00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:56,606
Well, then, um, find
the smallest room we've got
383
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:59,258
and crank the A/C
full blast, hmm?
384
00:12:59,753 --> 00:13:01,219
- Oh, that's a great idea.
- Thank you.
385
00:13:01,221 --> 00:13:03,388
Maybe later, we could turn
the heat up in the broom closet,
386
00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:04,323
bake muffins.
387
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,791
Complete disaster.
388
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,192
I'm gonna say something.
389
00:13:07,528 --> 00:13:09,494
You people are being ridiculous.
390
00:13:09,496 --> 00:13:11,129
It's a freaking mint chip cake.
391
00:13:11,131 --> 00:13:12,064
Mint chip?
392
00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:13,015
Yeah, mint chip.
393
00:13:13,017 --> 00:13:14,032
You're gonna love it.
394
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:15,534
And if it's melting, so what?
395
00:13:15,536 --> 00:13:17,102
We move the party up a little.
396
00:13:17,104 --> 00:13:18,704
In fact,
why don't you tell everybody
397
00:13:18,706 --> 00:13:20,122
to be in the mill in 10 minutes.
398
00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:21,239
But Jay's not here.
399
00:13:21,241 --> 00:13:22,724
Yeah, who will give
Herm's farewell speech?
400
00:13:22,726 --> 00:13:24,059
I will.
401
00:13:24,061 --> 00:13:27,028
Give him the best farewell
speech Herm has ever heard.
402
00:13:28,631 --> 00:13:30,315
Mom, are you sure
you're up for this?
403
00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:31,683
Yeah, you look a little loopy.
404
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,952
You know what?
I'll be fine.
405
00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:37,639
Just as soon as I figure out
who Herm is.
406
00:13:39,058 --> 00:13:40,592
Keep it up, gentlemen.
407
00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:43,424
Hey, dad, remember that time
you were getting ripped off?
408
00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:44,241
You're still on this.
409
00:13:44,243 --> 00:13:46,260
I took a picture of the guy
and sent it to mom.
410
00:13:46,262 --> 00:13:48,362
She swears she's never
seen him before in her life.
411
00:13:48,364 --> 00:13:49,496
Your mom could say that
412
00:13:49,498 --> 00:13:51,482
about anyone she met at a party
with an open bar.
413
00:13:51,948 --> 00:13:54,665
Sounds like someone could use
another teachable moment.
414
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,434
- Oh, I'm good, dad.
- Men, gather 'round.
415
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,602
Teachable mo--
Mother of...
416
00:13:59,132 --> 00:14:01,316
Luke here still thinks
I got ripped off,
417
00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:02,716
but if that guy wasn't legit,
418
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,235
how did he know
that Luke was my son?
419
00:14:04,484 --> 00:14:05,683
Because I called you dad.
420
00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:07,367
But how did he know
that you used to be small?
421
00:14:07,369 --> 00:14:08,685
I get the problem with that one.
422
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:11,388
Phil, don't give in
to his hipster cynicism.
423
00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:13,857
I admire your childlike faith
in people.
424
00:14:13,859 --> 00:14:15,492
And, Luke, answer me this.
425
00:14:15,494 --> 00:14:17,344
If this guy is such a con man,
426
00:14:17,346 --> 00:14:19,596
how did he know your dad
was Mr. Real Estate?
427
00:14:19,598 --> 00:14:20,630
Boom!
428
00:14:20,632 --> 00:14:22,966
Someone give this kid
a mike to drop.
429
00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:24,217
Wow.
You got me.
430
00:14:24,695 --> 00:14:27,613
I'm actually feeling
a little dizzy because of that.
431
00:14:27,615 --> 00:14:29,498
My whole world view
has been rocked.
432
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,417
I'm just gonna sit down
before I pass out.
433
00:14:34,526 --> 00:14:37,144
Pretty smug for a guy
sitting on pigeon droppings.
434
00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:38,696
Totally worth it.
435
00:14:41,534 --> 00:14:43,935
Jay: I was standing outside
feeling sorry for myself.
436
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,427
[ Tambourine rattling ]
Erica: ♪ Larry the lonely leopard ♪
437
00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:48,796
♪ couldn't change his spots ♪
438
00:14:48,798 --> 00:14:51,999
♪ but once he put his smile on ♪
439
00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:54,835
♪ look at all the friends
he's got ♪
440
00:14:54,837 --> 00:14:56,954
Jay: Then I realized I was
Larry the lonely leopard.
441
00:14:56,956 --> 00:14:59,507
I just needed
to put my smile on.
442
00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:02,176
That song works
on so many levels.
443
00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:03,010
Whoo!
[ Tambourine rattles ]
444
00:15:03,012 --> 00:15:05,446
Hi, gang.
I'm Joe's dad.
445
00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:07,731
Hey, uh,
anybody want to hear a story?
446
00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:10,735
- That's a great idea, Jay!
- Okay.
447
00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:13,672
This one's called
"The Teeny Tiny House."
448
00:15:13,674 --> 00:15:14,840
Ooh.
449
00:15:14,842 --> 00:15:16,608
"In a teeny tiny town
450
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:18,176
on a teeny tiny block
451
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:22,063
stood a teeny tiny house
with a teeny tiny --"
452
00:15:22,065 --> 00:15:23,214
You're old.
453
00:15:23,981 --> 00:15:25,631
You seen my wife, Big Ears?
454
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,585
After that,
Big Ears' parents and I
455
00:15:28,587 --> 00:15:31,270
had to spend a little time
at the feelings table.
456
00:15:31,872 --> 00:15:33,556
Let me see
if I'm understanding this.
457
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:38,729
So, you have known Radar longer,
but Jemima is the fun one.
458
00:15:38,747 --> 00:15:41,865
Uh, yes, and kudos for really
zeroing in on those names.
459
00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,700
Come on.
Raymond's fun.
460
00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:44,885
Name one fun thing he does.
461
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,553
[ Stammers ] One --
So many things.
462
00:15:46,555 --> 00:15:48,839
Okay, this [Laughs]
he does this thing
463
00:15:48,841 --> 00:15:50,674
where he imitates
his parents' answering machine.
464
00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:53,226
It's hilarious.
It kills every time.
465
00:15:53,229 --> 00:15:54,862
- And it's J'Marcus.
- Damn it.
466
00:15:54,863 --> 00:15:58,665
Mitchell, why is this Raymond
so important to you?
467
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,250
What is it
that you're not telling us?
468
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,435
Nothing.
469
00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:04,003
Isn't it true that
you have feelings for him?
470
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:04,688
No.
471
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:06,606
Admit it.
You have a crush on him.
472
00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:07,457
I don't.
473
00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:09,842
You love him.
You want to be with him.
474
00:16:09,858 --> 00:16:13,343
And you won't stop until
Cameron is out of the picture.
475
00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:15,011
Okay, okay,
you're -- you're crazy.
476
00:16:15,013 --> 00:16:16,897
- Then why?
- Be-- [ Sighs ]
477
00:16:16,899 --> 00:16:18,165
Because I am Raymond.
478
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:18,949
Mm.
479
00:16:18,951 --> 00:16:20,167
What?
480
00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:22,135
Yeah,
if -- if we ever broke up,
481
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,220
all of our friends
would pick you,
482
00:16:23,222 --> 00:16:24,571
and I'd be the one
who's left behind.
483
00:16:24,573 --> 00:16:26,940
Oh, honey, that's not true.
484
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,942
I would make them
invite you to stuff.
485
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:31,938
He's lying. I can tell from the
way he's playing with his hair.
486
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,490
No, I-I think
you really got to it.
487
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,208
- Say it.
- Okay, fine -- Cam!
488
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,310
Cam's the one, all right?
Cam's the one I'm worried about.
489
00:16:37,312 --> 00:16:38,561
He's the one
who's gonna be left behind.
490
00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:40,413
I rest my case.
491
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:42,048
Well, I don't rest mine.
492
00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:44,050
Why do you think I'm the one
that's gonna be left behind?
493
00:16:44,052 --> 00:16:45,018
I'm the belle of the ball.
494
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,519
Right there --
That's the type of thing
495
00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:48,254
you should let other people say.
496
00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:49,422
About a woman.
497
00:16:49,424 --> 00:16:51,524
Nobody really cares about
your political rants.
498
00:16:51,617 --> 00:16:53,700
Our friends don't want to hear
about the Koch brothers
499
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:55,335
unless you're talking about
a couple hot guys
500
00:16:55,337 --> 00:16:56,520
in a bathroom at a nightclub.
501
00:16:56,522 --> 00:16:57,554
Cam, you have no filter.
502
00:16:57,556 --> 00:16:59,156
You say whatever rude thing
you're thinking,
503
00:16:59,158 --> 00:17:00,374
and that ruffles Feathers.
504
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:01,992
Feathers has terrible breath,
505
00:17:01,994 --> 00:17:04,478
and I was the only one
with the decency to tell him.
506
00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:07,304
Okay, that's it.
Both of you sit down.
507
00:17:07,306 --> 00:17:08,739
I have reached my decision.
508
00:17:08,741 --> 00:17:10,424
Raymond is coming to the party.
509
00:17:10,426 --> 00:17:11,258
Yes!
510
00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:12,893
It's a smart precedent to set,
511
00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:14,912
because after what
I heard here today,
512
00:17:14,914 --> 00:17:16,413
I think there is a big chance
513
00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:18,732
that both of you
are going to be left out.
514
00:17:18,734 --> 00:17:21,451
- Wow. - Uh, you know you're not
under oath, right?
515
00:17:23,838 --> 00:17:25,689
Monty:
Hey, there he is.
516
00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:26,823
[ Laughs ]
517
00:17:26,825 --> 00:17:28,742
How long's it been,
Mr. Sport Coat?
518
00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:33,697
And there it was.
The ultimate teachable moment.
519
00:17:36,234 --> 00:17:37,785
I guess the answer is nothing.
520
00:17:37,787 --> 00:17:39,503
Nothing separates us
from animals.
521
00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:41,922
Grow up, Manny. Human beings
are basically terrible.
522
00:17:41,924 --> 00:17:42,689
Yeah.
523
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,708
Hey!
What the hell?
524
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:47,160
There he is!
Mr. Full-Of-Garbage.
525
00:17:47,162 --> 00:17:48,478
What are you doing?
526
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,248
Payback for turning a bunch
of innocent kids into cynics
527
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,750
by preying on my good nature
and pretending you know me!
528
00:17:53,752 --> 00:17:54,568
Yeah!
529
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:57,337
Phil -- Dr. Monty Lemon.
530
00:17:57,339 --> 00:17:58,605
I delivered Luke.
531
00:17:58,607 --> 00:18:00,974
Dr. Monty Lemon was thinner,
had more hair,
532
00:18:00,976 --> 00:18:04,294
and was a good 15 years younger
than you -- oh.
533
00:18:04,296 --> 00:18:06,947
Oh, yeah.
You're in my baby photos.
534
00:18:06,949 --> 00:18:08,749
[ Garbage rustling ]
535
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:10,450
[ Indistinct conversations ]
536
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:13,421
Anybody wants cake, grab a cup.
537
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:14,338
I'll have some.
538
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,640
It's mint chip.
539
00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:17,274
Oh.
540
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:19,944
[ Door rattles ]
541
00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:22,479
Did it.
542
00:18:22,481 --> 00:18:25,282
I got Herm's personnel file,
and I wrote a kickass speech.
543
00:18:25,284 --> 00:18:26,784
Your eye is turning
black and blue.
544
00:18:26,786 --> 00:18:28,719
Yeah, and -- and what happened
to your hand?
545
00:18:28,721 --> 00:18:29,887
Um, nothing.
546
00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:32,289
I just gashed it trying to get
into the filing cabinet.
547
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,925
Nothing a stitch or two
at urgent care can't fix.
548
00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:37,928
Hey, uh, "boss,"
are we gonna do this?
549
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,780
Oh, we're doing this.
550
00:18:39,782 --> 00:18:41,098
I know it's been a tricky day,
551
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:44,435
but I am so glad the two of you
are here to see this.
552
00:18:44,437 --> 00:18:47,371
Okay, everyone, gather 'round.
553
00:18:47,373 --> 00:18:48,172
Just bring it in.
554
00:18:48,174 --> 00:18:50,407
Let me get your attention here.
555
00:18:51,441 --> 00:18:52,907
Oh, oh!
556
00:18:52,909 --> 00:18:54,075
[ Crowd "oh" s ]
- Mom! - Mom!
557
00:18:54,077 --> 00:18:56,311
Stupid ice cream cake.
[ Groans ]
558
00:18:56,313 --> 00:18:57,946
I'm okay.
Ooh. Oh, god.
559
00:18:57,948 --> 00:18:58,948
Mom, stay down.
560
00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:00,582
No.
I need this.
561
00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:03,518
I know you think you need
to impress us, but you don't.
562
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,370
You've impressed us
our whole lives.
563
00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:07,005
Alex:
And especially today.
564
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,723
Nobody but you could put up
with this much punishment
565
00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:09,607
and keep going.
566
00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:10,892
It means so much.
567
00:19:10,894 --> 00:19:14,762
It really does, but [Inhales]
I've got a job to do.
568
00:19:14,764 --> 00:19:15,730
And I'm gonna do it.
569
00:19:15,732 --> 00:19:17,565
[ Sighs ]
570
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,271
[ Claire breathing heavily ]
571
00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:28,309
Herm is so many things
to so many people.
572
00:19:28,929 --> 00:19:32,464
To his three sons,
he is a role model.
573
00:19:32,466 --> 00:19:36,451
To his wife, Dolores,
he is a devoted husband.
574
00:19:36,453 --> 00:19:39,137
And to his six
rescue beagles, he --
575
00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:41,239
- Wrong Herm.
- What?
576
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:43,575
You're talking about
Herm Anderson.
577
00:19:43,577 --> 00:19:46,594
Herm Kowalski is the one
who's retiring today.
578
00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:47,362
There are two Herms?
579
00:19:47,364 --> 00:19:50,415
- Three.
- Okay, I'm out.
580
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,549
Ow.
581
00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:54,102
Jay?
582
00:19:54,104 --> 00:19:55,954
In here with the booze.
583
00:19:55,956 --> 00:19:58,673
Oh, ay.
How are you?
584
00:19:59,057 --> 00:19:59,973
Fine. Why?
585
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:01,191
The school called,
586
00:20:01,193 --> 00:20:04,277
and they said that
a mean boy made fun of you.
587
00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:06,713
Shh! He can probably hear us
from here.
588
00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:08,214
Kid had ears
bigger than Stella's.
589
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:09,933
Other than that, how was it?
590
00:20:09,935 --> 00:20:11,985
Like me in the tube slide --
Not a good fit.
591
00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:13,644
Just not my thing.
592
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,347
And don't give me that business
about bonding,
593
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,966
because Joe didn't even know
I was there.
594
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,434
Well, if it makes you feel
any better,
595
00:20:19,436 --> 00:20:21,686
I got rejected from jury duty,
596
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,371
so you don't have to
go to school anymore.
597
00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:24,739
Joe: Mommy! Mommy!
598
00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:28,076
Hey!
[ Speaks Spanish ]
599
00:20:28,078 --> 00:20:29,410
[ Chuckles ]
Ay-yi-yi.
600
00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:31,162
How was your school day?
601
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,798
Best day ever
'cause daddy was there.
602
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,882
Really?
603
00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:37,308
Did you like daddy
being in school?
604
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,727
He made snacks, he read books,
605
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:42,730
and now I call Tommy
"Big Ears."
606
00:20:42,732 --> 00:20:44,231
I'm glad that stuck.
[ Laughs ]
607
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,033
That's so nice.
608
00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:48,902
Daddy, can you come back
tomorrow?
609
00:20:48,904 --> 00:20:51,488
Do you really want me
to come back tomorrow?
610
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:52,322
Yeah.
611
00:20:52,324 --> 00:20:53,240
Huh.
612
00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:54,792
What do you know?
613
00:20:54,794 --> 00:20:55,909
I'm a hit.
614
00:20:57,847 --> 00:20:59,547
Jay: Anyone there?
615
00:20:59,571 --> 00:21:01,571
Hey, a little help!
616
00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:04,702
- Hello?
- Tommy?
617
00:21:04,726 --> 00:21:07,626
Tommy, oh, hey.
I'm kind of stuck here.
618
00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:08,650
Could you go get a grown-up?
619
00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:10,573
Sorry, can't hear you!
620
00:21:10,597 --> 00:21:12,597
Really?
With those ears?
621
00:21:13,575 --> 00:21:14,775
I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
622
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:16,799
What do you want? Money?
I got money!
623
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,200
Go ahead, use the credit cards!
624
00:21:19,224 --> 00:21:20,524
You'll spend less than my wife.
625
00:21:20,548 --> 00:21:22,548
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