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Well, I'm off.

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While I do love our tradition

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of still getting together
on Saturday

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for Thanksgiving leftovers,

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maybe next time
we can order a turkey

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that doesn't have
its own Event Horizon.

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Oh, well, who cares?

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I know it's totally
gonna slay them

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in my astrophysics club.

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First time anyone in that club
gets slayed.

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Let me give you a hug goodbye.

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I cannot believe that you're
already going to college.

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It seems like yesterday
when you were a little girl

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reading at college level.

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Check you out!

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Thanks.

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I have a hot study partner
coming over, so --

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What are you making,
my little chef?

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I'm making pasghetti!

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You are adorable.

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I remember when I had everyone
in the palm of my hand

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with a two-foot putt
like "pasghetti."

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We both know you know
how to say it.

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Hey, guys, thanks again

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for helping me
to get that listing.

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Cyril's house.

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- Pretty sexy, huh?
- Ridonk.

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This place makes
the Playboy mansion

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look like an old folks' home.

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Which I guess it kind of is now.

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Infinity pool, killer views,

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state-of-the-art game room,
home theater...

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Plus that
four-person shower.

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Did you know that's where Cyril
met his new husband?

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- Aww.
- Mm-hmm.

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Even the security code's sexy.

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Literally. It spells out "sexy"
on the keypad.

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Even I think
that's trying too hard,

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and at this point,
I'm mostly body spray.

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And that master bathtub alone
has been in four rap videos

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plus a murder re-creation
on a "Dateline" special

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called "Rub-a-dub Dead."

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When I was younger,

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I was a little embarrassed

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my dad was just
a real-estate agent.

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But as I got older, I realized,

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hey, he may not have
the coolest job in the world,

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but he puts food on the table

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and has access to
a bunch of empty houses

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I can sneak into."

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Wow. Nice pool at
the three-bedroom in Hillgrove.

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Well, looky here, one of my kids
showing interest in the family biz.

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Oh, I don't know
if I'm smart enough for that.

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You have to remember
so much stuff,

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like when anyone's
gonna be there.

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That's what the datebook's for.

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Plus you have to remember

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all of those lock-box combinations.

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I just use
a very special birthday.

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Aww.

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Houdini's.

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I left my watch by Cyril's tub.

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I'm usually extra careful
not to leave any trace

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that I was at
one of my dad's houses,

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but this tub
has 16 pulsating jets,

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and the whole floor vibrates

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with something called
"Swedish release."

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It took me 20 minutes
to find my car in the driveway.

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I'm so sorry, grandpa.

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I have to go do this thing
for work.

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- Thanks.
- Hold on.

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- No one leaves this house
without a bag of meat. - Mm.

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Bye, honey.

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Can you believe
how conscientious

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our little girl has become?

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Racing off to work
on a Saturday.

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There's a 30% chance
she thinks it's Friday,

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- but still.
- Mm-hmm.

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Are you still mad at me?

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Mmmmm-hmm.

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I lost my cool on Phil
last night.

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But in my defense,
I had been traveling all day,

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and we had different ideas

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about how we were gonna spend
the evening.

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Get in here right now.

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Get in this tub, you dirty girl.

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Oh, honey, that is so sweet,

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but I've been up
since 5:00 A.M.

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Don't overthink it, babe.
Just take the plunge.

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Oh, good, you're back.

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Could you grab
the underwater camera?

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You're bathing with them now?

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They waddled into the garage
and got oil on them.

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And then when they were in here
by themselves,

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all they wanted to do
was horse around, so...

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I spent the morning in Berkeley

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and the afternoon in Portland.

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I deserve to feel clean again.

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But now the nice, soothing tub

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that I've been
dreaming about all day

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is filled with feathers
and motor oil

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and probably bird flu.

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So, no. No.
You just sit tight,

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and I will use the hose
in the backyard.

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Could you still grab the camera?

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Okay. I was harsh.

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But the flight back
from Portland was rough.

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The overheads were packed
with foldable bikes,

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and I was sitting next to a guy
using a typewriter.

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Still, Phil is really
holding on to this one.

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Mmmmm-hmm.

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Pft.
Well, Phil's mad at me.

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Come here, little girl.

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Let me give you a hug.

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You're not shy with those hugs
today, are you?

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- Oh, and come here.
- Oh, me too?

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I don't know what it is,

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but I get so emotional
around the holidays.

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Awww. Ha, ha.

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Sync and corrections by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Oh, god.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Mr. Dunphy? Is that you?

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Haley?

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Andy, wh-- uh,
what are you doing here?

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Setting up for an open house
tomorrow.

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What are you d--

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- Splish, splash, who was taking a bath?!
- Me.

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I snuck over last night,
but the faucet leaked,

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and I guess
I was so mellowed out

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I forgot to drain the tub.

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That's pretty darn mellowed out.

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Were you burning incense?

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- Uh, yep. Sure was.
‭- Okay.

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Well, I'll lay some towels down.
You drain the tub.

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Is it stuck?

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No, I'm checking my makeup
in the reflection.

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Yes, it's stuck.

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Here. Let me help.

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No, no.
I can get it.

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- Here.
‭- Okay.

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- Unh!
‭- Aah!

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Oh! Oh, my god.

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Relax, I'm okay.

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No. Isn't this the tub
from the Lil Wayne video?

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- Huh.
‭- Huh!

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I put our clothes in the dryer.

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I made
an executive decision --

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went with the Irish Mountain
dryer sheets.

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What does an Irish Mountain
smell like?

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We'll find out in 30, 35 minutes.

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Hey, uh, don't tell my dad
I was here, okay?

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I suppose I could do you
that wee favor.

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Do me a second favor...

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Yeah, I don't love it, either.

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Mm.

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Hey, why were you

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taking a bath over here, anyway?

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Oh, I just wanted a few hours
to myself.

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You know, I live in my parents'
basement, I broke up with Dylan,

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I was depressed about
how much I ate at Thanksgiving...

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You broke up with Dylan, huh?

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Yeah.
‭Actually, it was the day

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that we saw you and Beth
at that movie.

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You guys seemed
so great together

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I guess I just thought,
"I want that."

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I am pretty lucky.

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But for what it's worth,

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Beth and I are not perfect.

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Things come up
when you plan a wedding.

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Really? There's such a thing
as Mormon drama?

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There was
‭when Beth's uncle found out

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we're serving coffee
at the reception. ‭

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Plus, she doesn't want me
to have a bachelor party.

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At all?

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It is one night
‭before the rest of your life.

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- You should do it up.
- That's what I said.

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Well, to my mirror,
but you're right.

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I deserve one adventure
before I settle down.

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Oh! Look what you did.
Here.

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Well, yeah, I mean,
‭you got to do something fun.

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Um... maybe
you try and fix it.

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Yeah.
It should be simple enough.

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O... Kay...

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I did not mean to do that.

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Um, maybe try this one?

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Huh.

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Maybe we shouldn't touch
any more buttons.

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Right.

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Uh... what were
we talking about?

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Having an adventure.

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Oh, god, is that my dad?

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'Tis a fine kettle of fish we're in!

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Get in the laundry room!

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...And sad news from the zoo,

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Chuffa the panda
has suffered a m--

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Stop touching stuff!

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Well, you're not shy with
those hugs today, are you?

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‭I don't know what it is,

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but I get so emotional
around the holidays.

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- Aww.
- Oh, I get it. I really do.

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- I love you.
- I love you.

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- Aww.
‭- Gloria.

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So, this year,

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we're surprising the family
with a trip to Miami.

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The travel company needs
everybody's driver's license

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to book the flight.

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That's where
"sticky fingers" here

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comes in handy.

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Everybody has a bad cousin

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that teaches you a few things.

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Like how to smoke,
how to pick-pocket,

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how to hot-wire a car,

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how to put tacks on your shoe

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when you want to throw off
a-a lie-detector test.

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Which cousin was this?

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I am the cousin.

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Bye.

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Phil, honey,
‭remember those gutter covers

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that we ordered like a year ago?

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Good news.

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They shipped!

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Wow.
That's exciting.

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Please kill me

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if I ever find gutter covers
exciting.

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I know.
That marriage is staler

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than a box of cupcakes
at a supermodel retreat.

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Oh, ay, Phil!

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- Thank you again for coming!
‭- Oh!

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It was our pleasure.
You're always so...

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...generous to have us!

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Ay, I'm sorry.
I didn't wanted to tickle you.

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It's just that I love
how this fabric feel.

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- Oh...
‭- What is the name of this material?

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Uh... jeans.

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Oh, and they feel so tight, huh?

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Oh, a little holiday trick.

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Keeps me from
‭ eating too much.

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- I think you're too tense.
‭- Oh...

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What the hell is going --

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- Hey, hon.
‭- Yeah?

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- Hi.
- We didn't get much of a chance

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to talk today.

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Um... how are you?

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Not great.

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But, honestly,
I don't want to bore you.

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Oh, well, at least start
the story.

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Okay. Um, well,
I got back from Portland,

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and Phil was in the bathtub
with all the ducks,

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and I just completely lost it.

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- And, yes, I've apologized...
- Oh, boy!

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...but he's really not
letting go of it this time.

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- I--  ‭- You know what?
- You're so strong!

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00:08:47,524 --> 00:08:48,891
Work's taking up
a lot of your time, isn't it?

255
00:08:48,894 --> 00:08:50,461
You're taking his side on this?

256
00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:51,529
I've been you on this.

257
00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,730
When I was bogged down
with work,

258
00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:54,298
your mother and I fought
all the time.

259
00:08:54,366 --> 00:08:56,246
I mean, maybe not about ducks.
I'm not a weirdo.

260
00:08:56,268 --> 00:08:59,269
But maybe he's mad at you
because you're not around.

261
00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:00,938
But I only took like two trips.

262
00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:02,506
Just 'cause you're around
doesn't mean you're around.

263
00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,942
That's one of those
loopy things mom would say.

264
00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:07,511
I used to pretend that
I didn't understand it, too,

265
00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,812
but I did.

266
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,214
Why not just make some time
for each other?

267
00:09:10,282 --> 00:09:11,282
Maybe you're right.

268
00:09:11,283 --> 00:09:12,483
Oh...

269
00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:14,051
Maybe I'll take him for
a weekend up North, huh?

270
00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,185
- What do you think?
‭- Sure.

271
00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,320
- Yeah.
‭- Or leave him.

272
00:09:16,388 --> 00:09:18,148
You're still attractive.
Worked great for me.

273
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,691
I am still in shock about the deal
we got on those ice-cube trays.

274
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:31,335
I know. It's like we pulled off
the great tray robbery.

275
00:09:31,403 --> 00:09:33,337
You know, it says we're supposed
to throw them in the dishwasher,

276
00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:34,505
but I'm just gonna
give them a rinse.

277
00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,573
Oh, you are so bad!

278
00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,042
You know, since we got
all of our errands done early

279
00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,411
and we do have a little
extra time on our hands...

280
00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,447
- And Lily's at a sleepover.
- Mm-hmm.

281
00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,583
- Oh! Just --
- Right there. A little to the right.

282
00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:47,652
Yep. Right there.

283
00:09:47,686 --> 00:09:48,619
Right -- yeah. Perfect.
Now turn.

284
00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:49,920
- Whew!
‭- Oh!

285
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,789
I have been wanting to flip
that mattress for months.

286
00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,417
I know. It feels good
to get stuff done.

287
00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:55,425
- Yeah, it does!
‭- Yes!

288
00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:57,027
Aaah.
So, other than Lily,

289
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,863
we have no real reason
to be alive, right? ‭

290
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,732
Oh, god, is that my dad?

291
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,034
Get in the laundry room!

292
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,702
...And sad news from the zoo,

293
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,304
Chuffa the panda
has suffered a m--

294
00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:08,672
Stop touching stuff!

295
00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:11,942
Huh?
‭

296
00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,377
Are you sure we should be
doing this?

297
00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,379
Mitchell, we just high-fived
over flipping a mattress.

298
00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:17,567
That's way sadder than
Phil and Claire's gutter covers.

299
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:19,149
Plus, Cyril won't care.

300
00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:20,984
It's not like he hasn't had
his fun in our place.

301
00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:22,619
- What? When?
- At your birthday party?

302
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:25,155
He and Gregory were
in the bathroom for like an hour.

303
00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:28,225
- Oh, no. That's 'cause Gregory lost
a contact lens. - Okay, you're adorable.

304
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,626
All right, now, I'm gonna
go make some cocktails,

305
00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,295
- and then when that sun goes down...
‭- Mm-hmm.

306
00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:32,930
...you and I can get cozy
in the hot tub, okay?

307
00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:34,698
- Ohh, I like the sound of that.
- ‭

308
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,247
I'm gonna put on
some mood music, huh?

309
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,622
Hey, Cam,
don't they have a remote

310
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:39,350
- that controls everything?
- Yeah, I think so.

311
00:10:39,371 --> 00:10:40,537
You know where he keeps that?

312
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,806
Well, ours is always getting
buried in the couch.

313
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,374
Oh, here it is.

314
00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:45,676
Ahh.

315
00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:48,178
Ooh, I like this song.

316
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,447
Would you like a show
to go with it?

317
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,683
- Mitchell!
‭- Who's Mitchell?

318
00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:54,384
I'm Magic Mitch.

319
00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:55,652
Welder by day...

320
00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:57,721
...stripper by choice.

321
00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,890
My unwed sister
is seven months pregnant.

322
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,692
My mother
has some uterine issues

323
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:02,960
not covered by medicare.

324
00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,895
But if you want
to make it rain, I will --

325
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,598
- Mitchell! Sweetie, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

326
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,633
How's the lamp?
Is it okay? Does it work?

327
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,101
- It's fine. See?
‭- Okay.

328
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,103
All right, now, come on.
Let's get back on track.

329
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,072
- Yes.
‭- I'll go get the cocktails.

330
00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:17,074
You make yourself comfortable.

331
00:11:17,142 --> 00:11:19,142
- I sure will.
- ‭

332
00:11:20,412 --> 00:11:21,445
Wow.

333
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,881
Maybe something
a little more lively?

334
00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:26,316
- Uh-huh. 
- It's not "Adam and Steve," damn it.

335
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,585
...Corpses as far
as the eye can see.

336
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,120
What you don't know about
your ice-cube tray

337
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,189
could kill you.

338
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,522
Maybe the first station.

339
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:33,991
Oh, what's happening?

340
00:11:34,059 --> 00:11:35,059
- Oh!
‭- Oh! Ooh!

341
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,261
Geez.

342
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,763
Don't worry about Claire.

343
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,332
You've got me all afternoon.

344
00:11:47,618 --> 00:11:49,184
Honey, remember
those gutter covers

345
00:11:49,253 --> 00:11:50,819
that we ordered like a year ago?

346
00:11:51,303 --> 00:11:53,135
Good news.
They shipped!

347
00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:55,275
Wow.
That's exciting.

348
00:11:55,397 --> 00:11:57,630
Claire's been
working a lot lately,

349
00:11:57,699 --> 00:12:00,133
and it's been... great.

350
00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:02,802
It's given me a lot more time
for "Battle Beasts of Gar,"

351
00:12:02,871 --> 00:12:04,637
this massive
online role-playing game.

352
00:12:04,706 --> 00:12:06,873
And with Cyril's
state-of-the-art gaming system,

353
00:12:06,941 --> 00:12:09,509
I've been able to take my
half-dwarf, half-ox fire mage --

354
00:12:09,577 --> 00:12:11,044
Pyrominiyak --

355
00:12:11,112 --> 00:12:12,612
to a whole new level.

356
00:12:12,681 --> 00:12:14,080
Level three!

357
00:12:14,149 --> 00:12:15,615
Our guild, Thugsquad,

358
00:12:15,684 --> 00:12:18,818
has been trying to plan a raid
against our arch-rival guild,

359
00:12:18,887 --> 00:12:20,887
led by the ruthless Sexybeast,

360
00:12:20,955 --> 00:12:23,089
and I got a text saying
it was finally happening.

361
00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,524
That is, if I could get Claire

362
00:12:24,592 --> 00:12:26,693
to be okay with me disappearing
for a few hours.

363
00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:29,829
- Phil, honey, I want to apologize.
- For what?

364
00:12:29,898 --> 00:12:31,498
- You haven't --
- Been around at all. I know.

365
00:12:31,499 --> 00:12:32,865
I know, and I want
to make it up to you.

366
00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:34,867
It was very hurtful.
Yeah.

367
00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:37,303
It's just sometimes
I get so caught up in work

368
00:12:37,372 --> 00:12:39,906
that even when I am around,
I'm not around.

369
00:12:39,974 --> 00:12:41,107
Mm. So well put.

370
00:12:41,176 --> 00:12:42,696
I don't want to beat you up
about that.

371
00:12:42,744 --> 00:12:43,744
It's healing time now.

372
00:12:43,778 --> 00:12:45,044
You know, what I'd love

373
00:12:45,113 --> 00:12:46,879
is a few hours at Cyril's house
this afternoon.

374
00:12:46,948 --> 00:12:47,780
With me?

375
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,259
Actually...

376
00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:51,128
I was thinking about that

377
00:12:51,196 --> 00:12:53,196
role-playing thing
I'm into?

378
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:55,332
Phil and I have, on occasion,

379
00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:59,103
adopted various alter-egos
to spice up our marriage.

380
00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,369
Cyril's house does sound

381
00:13:00,438 --> 00:13:02,171
kind of perfect
for some romance.

382
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,640
And I like that Phil wants
to move past this, so...

383
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,909
Did you have
‭a particular genre in mind

384
00:13:06,978 --> 00:13:08,411
for this afternoon's game?

385
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,779
Yes. Medieval fantasy.

386
00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:12,248
Ah. Great.

387
00:13:13,218 --> 00:13:15,218
- Thank you.
‭- Mm.

388
00:13:15,286 --> 00:13:19,222
Oh, Sexybeast,
‭you are gonna get so spanked.

389
00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:22,625
Refrigerator.

390
00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:24,494
No, say "fridger-frater."

391
00:13:24,562 --> 00:13:26,162
But it's refrigerator.

392
00:13:26,231 --> 00:13:27,697
I need you to focus, kid.

393
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,366
Fridger-frater --
‭where we keep the sammiches.

394
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,935
People seem delighted by Joe.
Whatever.

395
00:13:33,004 --> 00:13:34,964
But I had that fetching
study partner coming over,

396
00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:37,573
and I realized I could use
Joe's by-the-numbers cuteness

397
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,575
to my amorous advantage.

398
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:40,644
Wow.

399
00:13:40,712 --> 00:13:42,311
Even for me,
that was a lot of Manny.

400
00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,080
But it's sandwich.

401
00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:45,615
It's like
you're not even trying.

402
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:47,950
Okay, that's probably her.

403
00:13:48,019 --> 00:13:50,186
L-look, just be cute, okay?
For my sake.

404
00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:52,555
It's like when guys use puppies
to attract girls.

405
00:13:53,858 --> 00:13:56,359
- Hi, Manny.
- Uh, Olive. Please come in.

406
00:13:56,427 --> 00:13:57,727
That's my little brother, Joe.

407
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,162
Don't mind his little pot there.

408
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,730
Hey, what do you have in there
again?

409
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:01,697
Some kind of pasta dish?

410
00:14:01,766 --> 00:14:03,065
Woof, woof!

411
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,700
Aww! Are you a doggie?

412
00:14:04,769 --> 00:14:06,702
Yeah, he's always doing
adorable stuff like that

413
00:14:06,771 --> 00:14:07,637
'cause I'm his hero.

414
00:14:07,705 --> 00:14:09,238
I love that.

415
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,574
Are you a good doggie
or a bad doggie?

416
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,675
Grrr!

417
00:14:12,744 --> 00:14:14,811
Oh, scary!

418
00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:16,379
- Adorable.
‭- I know.

419
00:14:16,447 --> 00:14:17,547
Uh, so should we head up?

420
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,448
Oh, my god!

421
00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:20,983
- Get it off me!
- Uh... no!

422
00:14:21,052 --> 00:14:22,118
Joe! Joe!

423
00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:23,252
Joe, let go!

424
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,720
- What are you doing?
- He's biting me!

425
00:14:24,789 --> 00:14:26,088
- Do something!
‭- Uh...

426
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,557
- Grr!
‭- No! Bad Joe!

427
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,425
- Bad Joe! - Ow! That's just
making him bite me harder!

428
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,661
A person is not a sammich, Joe!

429
00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:33,229
Joe, what are you doing?!

430
00:14:33,298 --> 00:14:34,997
Joe, let go!

431
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,466
Did you know
Phil was gonna be here?

432
00:14:37,535 --> 00:14:38,801
No. I-I wear a t-shirt
in the pool.

433
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,636
Do you think I want him
to see me in the middle of this?

434
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:41,705
Go. Go.

435
00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:47,343
Well, we only have
one six-pack

436
00:14:47,412 --> 00:14:50,446
so, in a way,
‭it's good all the girls said no.

437
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:53,416
- Aah!
‭- What are you doing here?

438
00:14:53,484 --> 00:14:55,151
Oh, um, my S.A.T. prep group

439
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:56,919
needed a quiet place to study.

440
00:14:56,988 --> 00:14:58,028
You ain't studying acting.

441
00:14:58,089 --> 00:14:59,055
Okay. We don't have time
for this.

442
00:14:59,124 --> 00:15:01,290
- Your father --
- Everybody freeze!

443
00:15:01,926 --> 00:15:03,125
Tae Kwon Joe!

444
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,728
Eyes on those blood bats!
Let's burn 'em down fast!

445
00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:08,231
Come on, Madskillz87!

446
00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:10,233
You're supposed to be on
spell interrupt!

447
00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:13,169
Do not let those casters
get off any more frost traps!

448
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:17,139
Lisa, looks like it's you and me
on the lava demon.

449
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,474
Hang tight!

450
00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:20,576
Powder!

451
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,015
Let's send them back to hell
in time for Madskillz

452
00:15:26,084 --> 00:15:27,650
to make it to his oboe lesson!

453
00:15:29,854 --> 00:15:31,921
- And I thought my dad
was embarrassing. - Shut up.

454
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,422
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.

455
00:15:37,262 --> 00:15:40,630
Hello?

456
00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:42,331
Is anybody here?

457
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,699
- Drop it!
- Oh!

458
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,501
Ohh, gettin' right to it.

459
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,303
I like it.

460
00:15:47,372 --> 00:15:50,439
Please, sir, have pity.

461
00:15:50,508 --> 00:15:52,475
'Tis true
I'm just a common thief,

462
00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:53,776
but if you have mercy,

463
00:15:53,845 --> 00:15:56,312
- I'll make it worth your while --
‭- Oh, yes.

464
00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:58,047
Ohhh-ho!

465
00:15:58,116 --> 00:16:01,651
What medieval creature is this?

466
00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:05,221
Half-man, half-robot...
welder?

467
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:07,657
If you come out now,
you simpering coward,

468
00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:09,525
maybe I'll show you
a little mercy.

469
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,727
Please don't hurt me!
It was her idea!

470
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,116
I'm the one who wanted
to go slow!

471
00:16:13,164 --> 00:16:14,997
‭ - Reuben?
- Oh, Alex!

472
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,066
- Claire?
- ‭Reuben again?

473
00:16:17,135 --> 00:16:18,334
He wore a Batman cape

474
00:16:18,403 --> 00:16:20,303
to the first day of high school!

475
00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:21,971
You're really judging me
right now

476
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,407
when you look like
a hooker at Comic-Con?

477
00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:25,975
Yes, this was a miscalculation
on my part,

478
00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:28,144
- and I will be getting my coat...
‭- Claire,

479
00:16:28,212 --> 00:16:30,279
- what is going on?
- and getting out of here as soon as I -

480
00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:31,348
Luke?

481
00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:33,382
Is that beer behind your back?

482
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,519
Get out here!
You are so grounded!

483
00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:38,321
Mrs. Dunphy,
do you ever tutor?

484
00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:39,588
- Dude!
- Ugh.

485
00:16:39,657 --> 00:16:43,125
I'm just gonna grab my
razor scooter and bounce.

486
00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:44,527
- Happy birth--
- Happy birth--

487
00:16:44,595 --> 00:16:46,262
No, you know
it's no one's birthday.

488
00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:48,864
You're probably here for
the same reason as those two.

489
00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:50,232
Well, technically,
this is your fault,

490
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,500
because we were afraid
our marriage

491
00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:52,668
was getting as boring as yours.

492
00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:53,777
Though based on her outfit,

493
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:54,904
we need to work a little harder.

494
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,605
You should all be
ashamed of yourselves.

495
00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:58,240
I'm the only one
authorized to be here.

496
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,242
By sneaking in,
you've disrespected me,

497
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,545
and violated the trust
between me, my clients,

498
00:17:02,613 --> 00:17:04,447
and this sexy, sexy house.

499
00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:06,215
No. No!

500
00:17:06,284 --> 00:17:08,217
Great.
Now Lisa's dead.

501
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:10,720
I want everybody out of here
right now!

502
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:12,822
- Well, at least we have our house
to ourselves still. - Mm.

503
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:14,690
- Does Magic Mitch have
another set him in? - Yeah.

504
00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:16,559
His grandma's built-up shoe
isn't gonna pay for itself.

505
00:17:16,627 --> 00:17:18,361
- Okay, we need to work on
your sexy patter. - Unh!

506
00:17:18,429 --> 00:17:19,729
Off the lamp.
Off the lamp.

507
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Okay, before you get
any stupid ideas,

508
00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:25,108
Reuben and I broke in here

509
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,402
so I could help him
with his math.

510
00:17:26,471 --> 00:17:28,270
Heh. Good luck getting through
to that guy.

511
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,439
He's clueless.
‭

512
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,676
- Honey.
‭- Yes?

513
00:17:32,744 --> 00:17:33,609
Um... I'm sorry.

514
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,111
That -- that little outburst

515
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,481
was mainly directed at them.

516
00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:40,583
Whatever misunderstanding
led to this,

517
00:17:40,651 --> 00:17:42,018
I'm... happy about.

518
00:17:42,086 --> 00:17:43,586
Oh! Oh!
‭I thought you were upset

519
00:17:43,654 --> 00:17:45,554
because we hadn't spent
any time together.

520
00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:47,923
And then you said you wanted
some role-playing fun...

521
00:17:47,992 --> 00:17:49,492
Ohhh.

522
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,893
Really?

523
00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:53,229
Honey, I know you've been
working really hard lately,

524
00:17:53,297 --> 00:17:55,331
and I-I appreciate any time
I can get with you.

525
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,633
- So you're not mad at me?
- Silence, Elvin Harlot.

526
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,468
Ohh, sorry, my lord.

527
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,003
Didn't mean to offend.

528
00:18:01,072 --> 00:18:02,471
But you have, craven wench.

529
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,773
Mm.

530
00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,775
And I shall
mete out punishment as --

531
00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:07,410
I can hear you guys giggling.

532
00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:09,478
At least I have a girlfriend!

533
00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:17,119
All clear.

534
00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:18,788
Well, that was crazy.

535
00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:20,756
My ticker hasn't gotten
a workout that good

536
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:23,259
since I made the finals of
that cup-stacking competition.

537
00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:25,594
Hey, should I take these robes
upstairs?

538
00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:27,029
I'm gonna pop mine
in the washer.

539
00:18:27,098 --> 00:18:29,098
I've got about three pounds
of tension sweat in here.

540
00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:33,135
Hey...

541
00:18:33,204 --> 00:18:34,403
I, uh...

542
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:38,774
I feel kind of bad about before.

543
00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:40,810
Don't.
We didn't do anything.

544
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:43,479
I know. It just felt like
something could've...

545
00:18:43,548 --> 00:18:45,514
- If everybody hadn't...
‭- Yeah.

546
00:18:47,518 --> 00:18:49,585
You know what it is.

547
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:52,021
- It's the house.
- It's the house!

548
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,157
I mean, the fireplace,
the music...

549
00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:56,525
The crazy couch-bed.

550
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,427
Anyone could've gotten swept up.

551
00:18:58,496 --> 00:18:59,762
- Anyone.
‭- Anyone. Yeah.

552
00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:01,030
- Heh.
‭- Anyone.

553
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,699
Well, I should get going.

554
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,201
Yeah. Totally.

555
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,304
I mean,
‭it was a fun afternoon, though.

556
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:11,707
I wanted one crazy adventure
before I got married,

557
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,709
and I got one.

558
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,378
Good. It was fun.

559
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,648
I'll see you later.

560
00:19:19,717 --> 00:19:20,783
Yep.

561
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,347
What's Joe doing
in Stella's cage?

562
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:45,982
He knows what he did.

563
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,216
Go on, boy! Get!

564
00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:51,788
Jay!

565
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,089
So, I was thinking,

566
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:56,126
since Miami's only
‭a few hours away from Colombia,

567
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,495
why don't we have
my relatives fly to Miami

568
00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:00,163
so that the whole family
can be together?

569
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,065
Gloria, I love your family.
I do.

570
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,733
- But --
‭- This is so typical.

571
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,435
We do everything
for your family,

572
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,837
but when it comes to
my side of the family, then --

573
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,806
- We're not going to Miami.
- What?

574
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,442
I bought everybody
‭plane tickets to Colombia.

575
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,377
Ay, Jay!

576
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:18,014
That's not what you were
supposed to do!

577
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,249
I think you mean
"you shouldn't have,"

578
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,384
- and you're probably right.
‭- No!

579
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:24,821
I mean you shouldn't have been
nice about this at all!

580
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,089
You were supposed to say,

581
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,257
"why can't we see your family
some other time?"

582
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,446
And I would say,
"like when?"

583
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:31,094
And then you would say,
"is never an option?"

584
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,263
And I would say,
"that's so mean, Jay Pritchett!"

585
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,564
And then you would say,

586
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,166
"is there a way that I can
make it up to you, Gloria?"

587
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:39,135
And then I would say,
"how about if..."

588
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:39,936
If what?

589
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,272
Oh, no.

590
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,843
Hola!
Hola! Hola!

591
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,679
Yeah. Come in, come in.

592
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,250
Does this feel like a short
visit to you or a long one?

593
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:55,719
The pregnant one
brought a stroller.

594
00:20:58,412 --> 00:21:00,412
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