1 00:00:00,389 --> 00:00:02,456 Okay, five Newtonian equations down. 2 00:00:02,512 --> 00:00:04,545 Only seven quantum mechanical proofs to go! 3 00:00:04,552 --> 00:00:06,352 We are cooking with C-H-4. 4 00:00:07,027 --> 00:00:09,294 Ohh! [ Laughs ] Cooking with gas. 5 00:00:10,056 --> 00:00:11,411 And they're both single, fellas. 6 00:00:11,414 --> 00:00:13,547 Come on, guys. Can't we just have one day 7 00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:15,716 where we respect and support one another? 8 00:00:15,752 --> 00:00:16,484 Hello, family. 9 00:00:16,519 --> 00:00:17,551 [ Chuckles ] 10 00:00:18,787 --> 00:00:20,154 There was an incident this morning 11 00:00:20,189 --> 00:00:21,789 at our annual neighborhood block party. 12 00:00:21,947 --> 00:00:24,648 Cam usually provides the entertainment at these things, 13 00:00:24,683 --> 00:00:27,317 but he had Lily's birthday party, so Phil volunteered. 14 00:00:27,352 --> 00:00:29,553 Who needs a Fizbo if you can have a Philbo? 15 00:00:29,588 --> 00:00:31,021 What?! 16 00:00:31,056 --> 00:00:33,056 I mean, where does it end? 17 00:00:33,091 --> 00:00:35,091 It's so long! It's comically long, 18 00:00:35,127 --> 00:00:36,460 when you think about it. 19 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,895 Thing is, Phil's terrified of clowns. 20 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:42,132 Just thought if I was the clown, I wouldn't be scared. 21 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,434 Like how you can't tickle yourself. 22 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:46,236 [ Sebastian laughing ] 23 00:00:46,271 --> 00:00:47,070 Sebastian, no! 24 00:00:47,105 --> 00:00:49,439 I got this! Sebastian! 25 00:00:49,475 --> 00:00:50,875 Your mom's worried about you, buddy, 26 00:00:50,909 --> 00:00:52,709 even though there's absolutely no reason to be -- 27 00:00:52,744 --> 00:00:55,679 [ Gasps, breathing heavily ] 28 00:00:55,714 --> 00:00:57,814 Smell -- oh, God. 29 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,951 [ Labored breathing ] 30 00:01:00,986 --> 00:01:03,320 S-s-s-clowns! 31 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,621 Honey. 32 00:01:04,656 --> 00:01:07,724 [ Moaning ] They were everywhere. 33 00:01:07,759 --> 00:01:10,660 I recognize that I embarrassed the family this morning, 34 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,195 but I assure you that -- 35 00:01:12,231 --> 00:01:15,332 Phil, honey, just come on over here for one second. 36 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:16,766 Just a sec. 37 00:01:16,802 --> 00:01:20,437 Honey, you are not the first person to put on a clown outfit, 38 00:01:20,472 --> 00:01:22,839 walk into a hall of mirrors, and -- 39 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,808 I guess what I'm saying is 40 00:01:24,843 --> 00:01:28,745 if you think you need to do something to make up for that, 41 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:30,046 don't think that. 42 00:01:30,082 --> 00:01:31,047 No! [ Gasps ] 43 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:32,283 Oh, my God, the computer froze! 44 00:01:32,317 --> 00:01:33,617 - Daddy to the rescue! - Um... 45 00:01:33,652 --> 00:01:34,918 Well, I feel heard. 46 00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,586 Yeah, you know what, Dad, I-I think it's okay. 47 00:01:36,622 --> 00:01:37,854 I just need to do a hard reset -- 48 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,256 No, I don't think it's a reset issue. 49 00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:41,558 I think the surge protector just blew. 50 00:01:41,593 --> 00:01:46,463 I am going to plug this bad boy directly into the wall and -- 51 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:48,131 [ Thunder crashes, electricity zaps ] 52 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,666 Oh, my God! You fried my computer! 53 00:01:49,701 --> 00:01:50,867 All of our work is gone! 54 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:52,836 Honey, calm down. These hard drives are designed 55 00:01:52,871 --> 00:01:54,337 to withstand temperatures of up -- 56 00:01:54,373 --> 00:01:56,606 - Aaaah! - Oh, my God, it's on fire! 57 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,791 Synced and corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 58 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:11,489 Damn it. 59 00:02:13,224 --> 00:02:14,057 What is wrong? 60 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,126 Huh? Nothing. 61 00:02:16,161 --> 00:02:18,662 You know, I totally forgot some of my Navy buddies 62 00:02:18,697 --> 00:02:19,996 are meeting downtown later 63 00:02:20,032 --> 00:02:22,032 for a little reunion at O'Brien's pub. 64 00:02:22,067 --> 00:02:24,034 Well, nothing special is happening here today, 65 00:02:24,069 --> 00:02:25,402 so you have permission to go. 66 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,836 Well, I don't really need your permission. 67 00:02:26,872 --> 00:02:30,307 Why don't you just keep quiet and take yes for an answer? 68 00:02:30,342 --> 00:02:34,511 Ay, there's my handsome, perfect, amazing boy! 69 00:02:34,546 --> 00:02:35,812 Still not going on the class trip. 70 00:02:35,847 --> 00:02:37,814 Why are you being such a dummy? Is this because I -- 71 00:02:37,849 --> 00:02:39,182 Mom, I don't want to talk about it. 72 00:02:39,217 --> 00:02:41,217 Why am I the only one in this house 73 00:02:41,253 --> 00:02:43,386 that ever wants to talk about things?! 74 00:02:43,422 --> 00:02:44,354 [ Joe crying ] 75 00:02:44,389 --> 00:02:45,822 Ay, papi, what is wrong? 76 00:02:45,857 --> 00:02:47,691 Not now. 77 00:02:47,726 --> 00:02:48,625 [ Crying continues ] 78 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:49,960 Okay, that's it. 79 00:02:50,028 --> 00:02:52,095 If the men in this house don't start talking to me, 80 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,031 I swear to God that I will make life miserable 81 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,399 for each and every one of you! 82 00:02:56,435 --> 00:02:57,601 [ Thunder crashes, electricity zapping ] 83 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,869 No, not yet. 84 00:02:59,905 --> 00:03:01,638 Oh, don't tell me the power just went out! 85 00:03:01,673 --> 00:03:03,573 My Sleep Number bed is stuck on the nap setting. 86 00:03:03,609 --> 00:03:06,209 Calm down. This is exactly why I sprung for a new generator. 87 00:03:06,244 --> 00:03:07,444 [ Generator powers on ] 88 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:08,712 Which, you're welcome, just kicked in. 89 00:03:08,747 --> 00:03:10,580 Now, granted, it doesn't power everything. 90 00:03:10,616 --> 00:03:12,349 I had to make some hard choices. 91 00:03:12,384 --> 00:03:14,618 Hmm. That's it? The bar and the pool table? 92 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,987 The frigerator's black. 93 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:18,321 Okay, Jay, you're not leaving 94 00:03:18,357 --> 00:03:20,423 until you put power in the important things. 95 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:23,059 I swear to God, don't make me more mad than I already am! 96 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:24,394 Can't I just do it when I get back? 97 00:03:24,429 --> 00:03:25,462 [ Thunder crashes ] 98 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,063 Would you stop doing that?! 99 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:30,400 It's Lily's 8th birthday, 100 00:03:30,435 --> 00:03:32,936 and we had a little backyard party planned. 101 00:03:32,971 --> 00:03:34,471 Hot dogs, some balloons -- 102 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,806 you know, I mean, we really just threw it together. 103 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,675 Kind of like my birthday party last year. 104 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:41,277 Okay, you told me that you did not want me to do anything -- 105 00:03:41,313 --> 00:03:43,480 Anyway, we were all set for a casual kids' party, 106 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,582 but then [voice breaking] Lily got an e-mail. 107 00:03:45,617 --> 00:03:47,817 She's coming! She's coming! She's coming! Ashley's coming! 108 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,252 [ Gasps ] Ashley's coming? 109 00:03:49,287 --> 00:03:50,687 Mitchell, Ashley's coming! 110 00:03:50,722 --> 00:03:52,255 Oh, my God! Well, now, wait a minute. 111 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:53,723 Ashley S. or Ashley W.? 112 00:03:53,759 --> 00:03:54,891 "W"! [ Gasps ] 113 00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:57,961 ALL: Ashley W.'s coming! 114 00:03:57,996 --> 00:04:00,397 Ashley is the most popular girl in Lily's class. 115 00:04:00,432 --> 00:04:01,931 I mean, you invite her... Yeah. 116 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:03,867 ...but you never think she's gonna accept. 117 00:04:03,902 --> 00:04:05,535 No. Something must have fallen through, or -- 118 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:07,704 The point is, she decides who's in and who's out. 119 00:04:07,739 --> 00:04:09,172 So we had to up our game. 120 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,306 Which was a fun challenge. 121 00:04:10,342 --> 00:04:12,042 Yeah, considering it had been a while 122 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:14,411 since we'd thrown any sort of fabulous birthday party. 123 00:04:14,446 --> 00:04:16,346 You begged me not to make a fuss. You said -- 124 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,014 Oh, because that sounds like me, yeah. 125 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,549 All right. Once Sophie boards the bus, 126 00:04:19,584 --> 00:04:21,785 we will be on our way to the Princess Park, 127 00:04:21,820 --> 00:04:24,788 where we will all pick out our princess costumes! 128 00:04:24,823 --> 00:04:26,222 [ Girls chatting ] 129 00:04:26,258 --> 00:04:28,391 I think Ashley's having a really good time. 130 00:04:28,427 --> 00:04:29,893 Yeah? How can you tell? 131 00:04:29,928 --> 00:04:30,960 She's still here. 132 00:04:30,996 --> 00:04:32,062 [ Thunder crashes, girls scream ] 133 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:32,862 Oh! 134 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:33,963 Oh, no! Is it raining? 135 00:04:33,999 --> 00:04:35,598 Not to worry, sweetie. We have parasols. 136 00:04:35,634 --> 00:04:36,866 [ Wind gusts ] Oh! 137 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:37,500 Oh... 138 00:04:38,328 --> 00:04:39,527 It worked! 139 00:04:39,562 --> 00:04:41,329 Good. I powered up all your essentials. 140 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:42,897 Now I'm gonna go meet my buddies. 141 00:04:42,932 --> 00:04:44,966 I see my espresso machine didn't make the cut, 142 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:46,234 but I'll manage. 143 00:04:46,269 --> 00:04:48,369 One of the guys I'm meeting was lost at sea once. 144 00:04:48,404 --> 00:04:49,404 Had to eat a jellyfish. 145 00:04:49,439 --> 00:04:50,972 I'll speak to him of your courage. 146 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:56,310 So, power's out. Had to come over real quick. 147 00:04:56,346 --> 00:04:57,578 Phil got dressed up as a clown 148 00:04:57,614 --> 00:04:59,247 and then had a panic attack in a hall of mirrors, 149 00:04:59,282 --> 00:05:01,115 so he's gonna be looking to overcompensate for a lot, 150 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,483 so please don't indulge in any of his -- 151 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:03,484 - Hey, Jay. - Right here. 152 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,652 I remembered you had a generator. 153 00:05:04,687 --> 00:05:07,021 I'm just gonna upload a few quick files for Alex. 154 00:05:07,656 --> 00:05:09,190 - Don't ask. - I never do. 155 00:05:09,564 --> 00:05:11,231 I can't open the jar. 156 00:05:11,266 --> 00:05:14,133 Well, lucky for you your uncle -- 157 00:05:14,169 --> 00:05:16,069 brother-in-law Phil is here. 158 00:05:16,104 --> 00:05:19,172 And with one mighty twi-- 159 00:05:19,207 --> 00:05:21,074 We should be... 160 00:05:22,444 --> 00:05:24,210 Bloop! Bloop! 161 00:05:24,246 --> 00:05:25,278 ...good to go. 162 00:05:25,313 --> 00:05:26,479 - Oh! - Dad! 163 00:05:26,514 --> 00:05:27,447 - No! - No, no, no, no, no! 164 00:05:27,482 --> 00:05:28,715 No, no, no! 165 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,116 Dad, stop helping! Ugh! 166 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:33,453 - Hey, monster. - Hey, you. 167 00:05:35,199 --> 00:05:37,232 Andy I started out pretty hot and heavy, 168 00:05:37,268 --> 00:05:39,768 but, uh, the last few weeks I've just been super busy, 169 00:05:39,804 --> 00:05:41,537 so I guess he's feeling neglected, 170 00:05:41,572 --> 00:05:42,938 and he's acting a little cold. 171 00:05:42,974 --> 00:05:44,206 I mean, a chuck on the arm? 172 00:05:44,241 --> 00:05:46,108 What are we, Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer? 173 00:05:46,143 --> 00:05:47,810 [ Chuckles ] 174 00:05:48,256 --> 00:05:49,655 Those are people, right? 175 00:05:49,691 --> 00:05:51,657 [ Water trickling ] 176 00:05:51,693 --> 00:05:52,693 [ Gasps ] 177 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,060 Ay, there's a puddle! 178 00:05:54,095 --> 00:05:55,228 Stella or Joe. 179 00:05:55,263 --> 00:05:56,229 I'll see you in a couple of hours. 180 00:05:56,264 --> 00:05:57,563 No, no, no, no! Look, it's a leak, 181 00:05:57,599 --> 00:05:59,165 because it's coming through the wall. 182 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,034 Most likely your gutters backed up. 183 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,069 Consider it handled. 184 00:06:02,103 --> 00:06:03,569 Please don't ask me. Please don't ask me. 185 00:06:03,605 --> 00:06:04,737 Luke! To the gutters! 186 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:06,839 [ Sighs ] 187 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:08,741 [ Girls chattering ] 188 00:06:09,145 --> 00:06:11,111 Okay, princesses, your castle awaits! 189 00:06:11,147 --> 00:06:12,346 What gives? 190 00:06:12,381 --> 00:06:13,714 The roads were starting to flood, 191 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,549 so we were hoping to ride out the storm here. 192 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,884 Yeah, sure. 193 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,186 Also, Dad, we're hoping to keep the princess theme alive, 194 00:06:19,221 --> 00:06:20,487 so if you could pretend to be a -- 195 00:06:20,523 --> 00:06:22,489 Interested? No. 196 00:06:22,525 --> 00:06:23,824 [ Sighs ] Okay. 197 00:06:23,859 --> 00:06:25,426 Ladies, it's costume time! We have... 198 00:06:25,461 --> 00:06:26,493 GIRL: Costumes! 199 00:06:26,529 --> 00:06:28,862 ...Belle, we have Elsa, we have Ariel! 200 00:06:28,898 --> 00:06:30,664 Costumes? 201 00:06:30,699 --> 00:06:32,733 Ew, costumes. 202 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,468 What are we, 5? 203 00:06:34,503 --> 00:06:35,436 Okay. 204 00:06:35,471 --> 00:06:37,104 Uh, okay, so, that's happening. 205 00:06:37,139 --> 00:06:38,205 Hey, Ashley hates the costumes. 206 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,440 You got to think of something else! 207 00:06:40,002 --> 00:06:41,935 - What do we do? - Well, I don't know. 208 00:06:41,971 --> 00:06:43,937 Our friends are basically 8-year-old girls. 209 00:06:43,973 --> 00:06:45,339 What would they want to do? 210 00:06:45,374 --> 00:06:46,940 BOTH: Dance party! 211 00:06:46,976 --> 00:06:49,109 Yeah? Yeah? Okay. Okay, girls. 212 00:06:49,144 --> 00:06:51,144 Uh, let's get some music started here, huh? 213 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:53,313 Oh. Oh, God, Cam, there's no power. 214 00:06:53,349 --> 00:06:54,748 There's Cam power. 215 00:06:54,783 --> 00:06:56,283 What...? 216 00:06:56,318 --> 00:06:57,484 What is that? 217 00:06:57,519 --> 00:07:00,087 Well, had I listened to you and we not donated to NPR, 218 00:07:00,122 --> 00:07:02,556 we wouldn't have gotten this free emergency radio 219 00:07:02,591 --> 00:07:04,124 that we then re-gifted to Jay and Gloria. 220 00:07:04,159 --> 00:07:06,827 I wouldn't call $19 a month free, but okay. 221 00:07:07,478 --> 00:07:10,613 All right, let's get a little funk in here, ladies! 222 00:07:10,648 --> 00:07:11,880 [ Groans ] 223 00:07:11,916 --> 00:07:13,215 ♪ She's a brick ♪ 224 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,250 Oooh! 225 00:07:14,285 --> 00:07:15,384 ♪ House ♪ 226 00:07:15,419 --> 00:07:16,685 [ Radio powers down, dies ] Okay. 227 00:07:16,721 --> 00:07:18,921 [ Cranking ] Little more funky energy in this thing! 228 00:07:18,956 --> 00:07:20,122 Got to warm up, you know? 229 00:07:20,157 --> 00:07:21,790 Got to get it warmed up! 230 00:07:21,826 --> 00:07:24,460 ♪ She's mighty, mighty, just le-- ♪ 231 00:07:24,495 --> 00:07:25,461 [ Radio powers down, dies ] 232 00:07:25,496 --> 00:07:26,762 I don't know what's wrong with me. 233 00:07:26,797 --> 00:07:27,963 This is my butter-churning arm. 234 00:07:27,999 --> 00:07:29,598 [ Grunts ] 235 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:32,835 Third drawer from the left. 236 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,703 I have no idea what you're talking about. 237 00:07:34,739 --> 00:07:37,673 Thank you. What's with the robe? 238 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,942 I had to go outside and cover my drought-resistant garden. 239 00:07:39,977 --> 00:07:41,343 Timing, right? 240 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:43,245 Well, anyway, there's no power in my room, 241 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,381 and I wasn't gonna get dressed in the dark, so... 242 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:47,249 - Ohh! - Oh, no! 243 00:07:49,355 --> 00:07:50,654 How crazy is your dad, huh?! 244 00:07:50,989 --> 00:07:52,556 Braving the elements! 245 00:07:53,351 --> 00:07:56,786 Keeping the family dry! That is fur! 246 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:58,387 [ Banging ] 247 00:07:58,423 --> 00:08:00,256 What's the plan, Luke? 248 00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:01,624 There are no bad ideas, 249 00:08:01,659 --> 00:08:04,660 but waving a metal shovel around in an electrical storm 250 00:08:04,696 --> 00:08:05,962 could have a downside, 251 00:08:05,997 --> 00:08:07,897 so let's put it back in the garage, huh? 252 00:08:07,932 --> 00:08:08,864 [ Thunder crashes ] 253 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,032 Whoa, that was close! 254 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:11,434 [ Clatter ] 255 00:08:11,863 --> 00:08:14,030 Oh, my God! Not again! 256 00:08:14,065 --> 00:08:14,964 [ Girls chattering ] 257 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,532 Oh, honey, you're gonna be fine. 258 00:08:16,568 --> 00:08:18,468 I can't believe you let him get struck again! 259 00:08:18,503 --> 00:08:19,702 Again? 260 00:08:19,738 --> 00:08:21,771 Don't worry about it, champ. 261 00:08:22,246 --> 00:08:23,512 I don't even think it hit him. 262 00:08:23,548 --> 00:08:25,047 Last time he smelled like aluminum. 263 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,248 Last time?! 264 00:08:26,284 --> 00:08:29,151 Honey, your father and I are trying to talk. 265 00:08:29,978 --> 00:08:31,277 Okay, everyone. 266 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:33,132 Don't feel like you have to wait for me to get back. 267 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,566 GLORIA: Jay! 268 00:08:35,547 --> 00:08:37,994 - The leak is growing! - I was just on my way back out. 269 00:08:38,029 --> 00:08:39,095 - I'll do it. - But -- 270 00:08:39,130 --> 00:08:39,829 Sit! 271 00:08:39,864 --> 00:08:42,265 [ Door closes ] 272 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,467 That's a silly excuse not to go to your school trip. 273 00:08:44,502 --> 00:08:46,502 Mom, I've made my decision. 274 00:08:46,538 --> 00:08:48,805 Oh. Hey. 275 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,206 Hey. 276 00:08:51,492 --> 00:08:52,458 What's going on here? 277 00:08:52,517 --> 00:08:54,884 I could cut the tension with my machete. 278 00:08:54,919 --> 00:08:56,486 It's so... nothing. 279 00:08:56,522 --> 00:08:58,622 I mean [scoffs] Manny got his robe 280 00:08:58,657 --> 00:08:59,957 caught in the refrigerator door, 281 00:08:59,992 --> 00:09:02,092 and I may have accidentally seen... 282 00:09:02,128 --> 00:09:03,160 him. 283 00:09:03,195 --> 00:09:04,561 Oh, you saw. 284 00:09:04,597 --> 00:09:05,763 Okay. 285 00:09:05,798 --> 00:09:07,831 Manny, it's over. What happened happened. 286 00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:08,799 It's done. Okay? 287 00:09:08,834 --> 00:09:10,768 Okay, good, because I have a problem 288 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:12,703 and I need your help, Claire. 289 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,313 Yes. You got it. What is it? 290 00:09:14,348 --> 00:09:16,882 Well, Manny doesn't want to go to his school trip 291 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:18,116 because there is a rumor 292 00:09:18,152 --> 00:09:20,285 that the kids want to go skinny-dipping, 293 00:09:20,321 --> 00:09:22,354 and he's self-conscious about his body. 294 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:25,290 I'm gonna pretend I don't understand 295 00:09:25,326 --> 00:09:27,059 why you're including me in this conversation. 296 00:09:27,403 --> 00:09:28,669 I'm just saying -- 297 00:09:28,704 --> 00:09:30,871 You could tell him since you already peeped. 298 00:09:30,907 --> 00:09:32,006 I didn't peep. 299 00:09:32,303 --> 00:09:34,136 Tell him that he has a beautiful body 300 00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:36,906 so at least something good comes out of the peeping. 301 00:09:36,941 --> 00:09:38,340 Please stop saying that. 302 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:40,443 When I see Luke naked, I am going to tell him, 303 00:09:40,478 --> 00:09:42,645 "Luke, you have a beautiful body." 304 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:43,879 "When"? 305 00:09:43,915 --> 00:09:45,481 Maybe she doesn't think I have a beautiful body. 306 00:09:45,516 --> 00:09:46,516 Ohh. 307 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:48,517 iAy, dios mío! Claire, is this true? 308 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:49,819 No! Okay, I can't do this. 309 00:09:49,854 --> 00:09:52,021 I'm -- I'm just gonna go ahead and walk away now. 310 00:09:52,056 --> 00:09:54,590 But if a bolt of lightning should strike this house, 311 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:56,492 you can send it my way. 312 00:09:56,527 --> 00:09:57,927 - Oh! - Oh! 313 00:09:58,562 --> 00:10:00,162 [ Girls chattering ] [ Sighs ] Okay. 314 00:10:00,626 --> 00:10:02,660 What -- they didn't like the peanut-butter sandwiches? 315 00:10:02,697 --> 00:10:04,797 No. No one would touch them after Ashley said, 316 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:05,865 [As Ashley] "Crunchy?" 317 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,600 Sh! What are you, crazy? She's right there. 318 00:10:07,636 --> 00:10:09,068 Ugh! This is ridiculous. 319 00:10:09,104 --> 00:10:11,471 Are we really gonna let an 8-year-old dictate this party? 320 00:10:11,506 --> 00:10:12,972 You know how peer pressure is. 321 00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:14,774 I had an Ashley when I was Lily's age. 322 00:10:14,809 --> 00:10:17,110 She blackballed me from the cafeteria table, 323 00:10:17,145 --> 00:10:18,778 and then no one would sit with me. 324 00:10:19,545 --> 00:10:22,680 I had to eat outside with the class rooster. 325 00:10:22,715 --> 00:10:25,583 - And then one day -- - Okay, if this ends in another case 326 00:10:25,618 --> 00:10:26,951 of you almost eating one of your animal friends, I can't. 327 00:10:27,019 --> 00:10:28,786 But -- okay. This is -- this is what I'm gonna do. 328 00:10:28,821 --> 00:10:30,087 If we get Ashley on board, 329 00:10:30,123 --> 00:10:32,189 everything else will just fall into place. 330 00:10:32,539 --> 00:10:34,806 I convince juries that guilty people are innocent. 331 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,574 I can certainly convince Ashley 332 00:10:36,609 --> 00:10:38,076 that our party ideas are dope. 333 00:10:38,111 --> 00:10:40,311 [ Mouth full ] - Yeah, but don't say dope. - I won't say dope. 334 00:10:40,636 --> 00:10:43,304 Ugh. Hey, Ash. [ Chuckles ] 335 00:10:43,339 --> 00:10:44,705 So, listen. 336 00:10:44,741 --> 00:10:45,673 Oops. 337 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:46,974 Oh, gosh. Oh, good call. 338 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:49,577 Um, I'm thinking about kicking this party up a notch, 339 00:10:49,612 --> 00:10:50,578 more grown-up activi-- 340 00:10:50,613 --> 00:10:51,846 Uh, i-i-it's still... 341 00:10:51,881 --> 00:10:53,514 Yeah. Yes, it is. My word. 342 00:10:53,549 --> 00:10:54,982 Kind of a tweener on sizes. 343 00:10:55,018 --> 00:10:57,084 And we always tend to go smaller, don't we? 344 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,753 I mean, human nature, am I right? 345 00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:03,357 Anyway, um, a lot of high-school girls 346 00:11:03,393 --> 00:11:06,127 are really just falling in love with Pictionary, 347 00:11:06,162 --> 00:11:09,363 and I sort of -- um, uh... Oh, gosh. 348 00:11:09,399 --> 00:11:13,000 Cam bought me this shirt, and I... 349 00:11:13,782 --> 00:11:15,848 can't believe I just tried to blame Cam. 350 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:19,285 Mitchell, take responsibility -- You eat bread, you billow. 351 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,486 Anyway... [ Cellphone rings ] 352 00:11:20,522 --> 00:11:21,487 ...your shirt is really nice, and I -- 353 00:11:21,523 --> 00:11:23,156 - Hey. - Yeah. Take the call. 354 00:11:23,191 --> 00:11:24,423 Nobody. 355 00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:25,758 [ Voice cracking ] Bye, Ash. 356 00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:28,261 [ Gasps ] Hey, sexy! 357 00:11:28,996 --> 00:11:29,962 What's all this? 358 00:11:29,998 --> 00:11:33,966 Oh, just a little something special for you and I. 359 00:11:34,408 --> 00:11:35,408 I would put those away. 360 00:11:35,442 --> 00:11:37,375 Joe goes crazy if you play with his blocks. 361 00:11:37,411 --> 00:11:39,811 Maybe it's time for us to get a little crazy. 362 00:11:39,846 --> 00:11:41,112 Come here. 363 00:11:42,916 --> 00:11:44,216 I was afraid of this. 364 00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:47,793 This is why I was trying to slow things down with Haley. 365 00:11:47,828 --> 00:11:50,963 Women are always drawn to me physically 366 00:11:50,998 --> 00:11:53,499 in a very intense way. 367 00:11:53,534 --> 00:11:55,000 Which often fizzles out 368 00:11:55,036 --> 00:11:58,070 before we have a chance to connect emotionally. 369 00:11:58,105 --> 00:11:59,238 So... 370 00:11:59,273 --> 00:12:00,339 Yes? 371 00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:02,107 There are so many things about you 372 00:12:02,143 --> 00:12:03,776 that I just don't know. 373 00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:07,413 I feel, in the Book of Haley, I'm only in chapter one. 374 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:10,011 Turn the page for me, girl. 375 00:12:10,047 --> 00:12:11,313 What? 376 00:12:11,348 --> 00:12:13,848 Would it help you to open up if I were to brush your hair? 377 00:12:14,284 --> 00:12:16,184 You mean in a hot way? 378 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,887 I got us some wine. 379 00:12:19,423 --> 00:12:20,722 You know what would be better? 380 00:12:22,157 --> 00:12:24,377 Two cups of soothing green tea 381 00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:26,416 to warm our emotional availability. 382 00:12:26,452 --> 00:12:29,153 Ooh, the places we will go. I'll be right back. 383 00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:31,688 HALEY: I hope this doesn't sound conceited, 384 00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:33,423 but everyone wants me. 385 00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:35,325 I just knew there had to be a rational reason 386 00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:36,827 Andy was rejecting me. 387 00:12:38,464 --> 00:12:40,531 Beth's Coast Guard uniform. 388 00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:42,232 I can't believe he's not over her. 389 00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:43,100 She's a size six! 390 00:12:43,135 --> 00:12:45,202 Hey! Who moved my blocks?! 391 00:12:47,093 --> 00:12:50,261 Okay, so, Vi equals 367 meters per second, 392 00:12:50,296 --> 00:12:51,929 and D equals .00214, so th-- 393 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:54,499 Alex, did you know I was struck by lightning? 394 00:12:54,534 --> 00:12:56,300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not right now. Maisie, continue. 395 00:12:56,336 --> 00:12:57,835 Uh... I lost it. 396 00:12:57,871 --> 00:12:59,303 [ Groans ] 397 00:12:59,339 --> 00:13:02,006 So... can we talk about my thing now? 398 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:03,583 Okay, look, you're really hot, 399 00:13:03,618 --> 00:13:04,884 and under the right circumstances, 400 00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:06,552 I could see myself making out with you, but -- 401 00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:07,386 Ew. 402 00:13:07,422 --> 00:13:08,788 But we're trying to re-create 403 00:13:08,823 --> 00:13:11,090 all the work that we lost on the computer this morning, so... 404 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,692 Also, every time you open your mouth, 405 00:13:12,727 --> 00:13:14,727 you let out a cloud of stupid over the entire room. 406 00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:16,128 Wow. [ Scoffs ] 407 00:13:16,164 --> 00:13:18,464 I don't want to be in here with you losers anyway. 408 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,899 And another thing -- 409 00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,167 can we circle back to what Maisie just said? 410 00:13:21,202 --> 00:13:22,202 Get out! 411 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,900 - Hey. Back already? - Never left. 412 00:13:26,935 --> 00:13:28,368 And now the pool's a centimeter 413 00:13:28,403 --> 00:13:30,003 from overflowing right in the house. 414 00:13:30,038 --> 00:13:31,004 I got to pump the pool. 415 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:34,150 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Jay, I want you in that bar, 416 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,958 and I need to feel like a man. 417 00:13:35,994 --> 00:13:37,593 Let me pump your pool. 418 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:38,929 All right. One hose in the pool, the other one -- 419 00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:41,398 - Jay, shh. It's me. - You're right. I'll do it. 420 00:13:41,434 --> 00:13:43,067 No, no, no, no, no. I got it. I got it. 421 00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:45,001 Gloria, I'll be back in a couple hours! 422 00:13:45,037 --> 00:13:48,405 What the -- Son of a bitch! Who left the door open?! 423 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,206 Stella! Stella! 424 00:13:50,242 --> 00:13:51,274 She probably got outside. 425 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,709 Who the hell left the door open?! 426 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:53,710 Not me! 427 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:54,377 Nope. 428 00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:55,679 Oh, God. 429 00:13:55,714 --> 00:13:56,546 What have I done? 430 00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:58,014 JAY: Stella! Stella? 431 00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:00,317 All set, here, Jay! Working like a charm! 432 00:14:00,352 --> 00:14:01,618 Admit it! 433 00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:03,386 You didn't think I could actually -- Aaah! 434 00:14:03,422 --> 00:14:05,355 Aaah! [ Grunts ] 435 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,312 Oh, no, no, no. What are you doing? 436 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,368 What are you doing? 437 00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:10,773 Wha-- well, Phil had this in his trunk... [ Sighs ] 438 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,674 ...and I didn't have faith in your "talk to Ashley" plan, so -- 439 00:14:12,762 --> 00:14:14,495 So you decided to go with Bleeding Clown? 440 00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:16,067 Well, how did your talk with Ashley go? 441 00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:17,602 - It -- - Is your shirt stapled? 442 00:14:17,637 --> 00:14:19,303 Yea-- Don't worry about it. 443 00:14:19,707 --> 00:14:22,107 Okay, I will not have our daughter eat lunch 444 00:14:22,143 --> 00:14:24,042 with a rooster for the next year. 445 00:14:24,078 --> 00:14:26,812 We have a fully-licensed clown right here. 446 00:14:26,847 --> 00:14:31,850 And I defy any child to not be delighted by that! 447 00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:33,018 A clown. 448 00:14:33,053 --> 00:14:34,119 You don't like clowns? 449 00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:35,287 Please. 450 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,294 You know what? Shut up, Ashley! 451 00:14:38,638 --> 00:14:39,638 [ All gasp ] 452 00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:41,739 GLORIA: Jay! Jay. 453 00:14:41,775 --> 00:14:44,475 The water is coming inside the house from the pool! 454 00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:45,543 Of course it is. 455 00:14:45,578 --> 00:14:47,645 Because Phil was supposed to pump it out! 456 00:14:47,681 --> 00:14:49,213 Actually, there's an emergency valve. 457 00:14:49,249 --> 00:14:50,915 PHIL: At the north end of the pool. I know that valve. 458 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,490 I'm gonna open that valve. 459 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,765 Haven't you done enough already? 460 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,393 Please! I need this! 461 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,228 And who else would dare to jump 462 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,029 in that pool right now anyway? 463 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,433 Me! 464 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,167 I'm not sure about the rest of you, 465 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,303 but I'm going swimming, in the rain, in my clothes! 466 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,873 TOGETHER: Pool party! 467 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:10,807 I am not gonna -- 468 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,249 Can I come? 469 00:15:12,284 --> 00:15:13,250 Um... 470 00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:14,251 Do whatever you want, Ashley. 471 00:15:14,286 --> 00:15:15,786 Yeah. 472 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,042 Is she following? Don't look back. 473 00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:20,269 [ Girls laughing, squealing ] 474 00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:26,275 Everybody stand back! 475 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:27,576 I opened the valve! 476 00:15:27,611 --> 00:15:28,677 [ Girls chant "Lily!" ] 477 00:15:28,712 --> 00:15:30,279 I'm happy for her. 478 00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:31,513 [ Chanting continues ] 479 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,066 Your husband's outside half naked. 480 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:35,468 There's still time to go downstairs 481 00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:36,882 and body shame him if you like. 482 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:39,151 Okay. Let's you and me get this over with. 483 00:15:40,821 --> 00:15:42,120 Huh. 484 00:15:42,156 --> 00:15:43,156 [ Door slams ] 485 00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:46,675 Okay, you're really putting on mixed signals here. 486 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,326 Please stop talking. Okay. 487 00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:50,695 Of course you're insecure about your body. 488 00:15:50,731 --> 00:15:51,696 You're a teenager. 489 00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:53,465 It's part of the job description. 490 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,268 But if this whole skinny-dipping thing ever even happens, 491 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,537 you have nothing to worry about. 492 00:15:59,104 --> 00:16:00,770 - Easy for you to -- - You're still talking. 493 00:16:00,806 --> 00:16:02,205 You have nothing to worry about 494 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,107 because nobody's going to be looking at you, 495 00:16:04,142 --> 00:16:05,775 because all those other kids 496 00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:08,778 are gonna be too preoccupied with their own insecurities. 497 00:16:08,814 --> 00:16:10,413 But i-if they do? 498 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:12,148 [ Inhales sharply, sighs ] 499 00:16:12,184 --> 00:16:13,316 You'll be fine. 500 00:16:14,245 --> 00:16:18,213 You're the most confident kid I have ever met, 501 00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:20,015 and that is always sexy. 502 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:22,551 Thanks, Claire. 503 00:16:23,187 --> 00:16:25,320 Mm. 504 00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:26,653 And if this helps you in any way, 505 00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:28,055 I've always found you sexy, too. 506 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,691 Super. 507 00:16:30,726 --> 00:16:32,226 Oh, God. 508 00:16:33,396 --> 00:16:34,528 [ Straining ] 509 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,400 Stop pouting! 510 00:16:39,435 --> 00:16:40,501 That's so not you. 511 00:16:41,277 --> 00:16:43,511 Who cares that you dressed up as a clown, 512 00:16:43,546 --> 00:16:45,646 then scared yourself in many mirrors? 513 00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:47,214 Actually, what's even more embarrassing 514 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,816 is that I thought if I ran into that fun house 515 00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:49,669 and grabbed that kid, 516 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:50,803 everyone would look at me 517 00:16:50,838 --> 00:16:52,305 like the hero I always wanted to be. 518 00:16:52,783 --> 00:16:54,249 Correction. What's most embarrassing 519 00:16:54,284 --> 00:16:55,617 is everything I've done since then 520 00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:57,185 to try to make up for the first thing. 521 00:16:57,221 --> 00:16:59,588 What are you talking about? "Hero"? 522 00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:01,456 You're so much more than that. 523 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:02,757 You have flaws. 524 00:17:02,973 --> 00:17:04,205 You fall down a lot. 525 00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:05,573 You frighten yourself. 526 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:08,509 You cannot even open a jar. You cry all the time. 527 00:17:08,545 --> 00:17:10,245 I'm really ready for this to build into a compliment. 528 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,114 The point is that you are comfortable with yourself, 529 00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:15,817 and you make people around you feel comfortable. 530 00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:17,952 They feel that they can talk to you. 531 00:17:17,988 --> 00:17:19,687 That's your superpower! 532 00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:23,391 Pool's drained, leaks are fixed, generator's running, 533 00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:24,525 and I'm meeting my buddies. 534 00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:26,094 Why, Jay? Why you have to go out? 535 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,195 It's a hurricane outside! 536 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,263 I just do. 537 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,330 [ Lid rattles ] 538 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,539 I think you probably loosened it with the -- 539 00:17:33,575 --> 00:17:35,074 Don't. 540 00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:37,443 Here's your precious uniform! 541 00:17:38,246 --> 00:17:39,379 That's Beth's. 542 00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,414 Oh, so you admit you're still in love with her! 543 00:17:41,449 --> 00:17:41,981 What? 544 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,017 Ow! 545 00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:44,684 Just saying "Hey." Hurts, doesn't it? 546 00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:48,530 Haley! 547 00:17:49,265 --> 00:17:49,932 Haley! 548 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,619 Stop! What are you doing? 549 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,421 You won't kiss me. You won't even touch me. 550 00:17:53,456 --> 00:17:54,756 And then I find Beth's uniform? 551 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:55,723 So you tell me, okay? 552 00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:56,991 What do you do with it anyway? 553 00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:58,760 You -- you -- you sniff it, you snuggle it, 554 00:17:58,795 --> 00:18:00,595 you put it on a coat rack and dance with it?! 555 00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:03,044 I'm sending Beth's things back to her, 556 00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:05,914 and I got her uniform pressed because I love my country. 557 00:18:05,949 --> 00:18:07,782 So, y-you and Beth, you -- 558 00:18:07,817 --> 00:18:10,118 There is no Beth. There's only you. 559 00:18:10,642 --> 00:18:12,575 I'm just trying to slow us down a little. 560 00:18:12,611 --> 00:18:14,978 We kind of started this whole thing off in the middle. 561 00:18:15,013 --> 00:18:17,047 I just want us to catch up emotionally 562 00:18:17,082 --> 00:18:19,816 to where we are physically so we don't burn out. 563 00:18:19,851 --> 00:18:20,917 We're not going to burn out. 564 00:18:20,952 --> 00:18:22,419 I liked you way before we ever hooked up. 565 00:18:22,454 --> 00:18:25,756 I just want our relationship to be as good as our affair. 566 00:18:26,191 --> 00:18:29,392 I mean, we never even had a romantic first date. 567 00:18:29,428 --> 00:18:32,295 [ Chuckles ] I know. 568 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,762 Maybe we should wait for the perfect moment 569 00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:37,564 so we can start our relationship right. 570 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,001 Something special and magical, like in the movies. 571 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,469 [ Laughing ] What do you want me to do, 572 00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:43,670 chase you through an airport? 573 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,038 I think we got it. 574 00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:48,275 Oh, yeah. [ Chuckles ] 575 00:18:53,983 --> 00:18:56,049 Come on! 576 00:18:57,117 --> 00:18:59,585 A damn tree's blocking the street. I need my chainsaw. 577 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,087 Jay, I know you didn't ask my advice -- 578 00:19:02,098 --> 00:19:04,098 I'm glad you noticed that. I've been stuck here all day. 579 00:19:04,134 --> 00:19:05,233 Now, I'm going to that bar! 580 00:19:05,268 --> 00:19:06,701 The last thing I need's another delay. 581 00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:08,036 Where the hell's the chainsaw?! 582 00:19:08,071 --> 00:19:09,337 It's right there. 583 00:19:09,372 --> 00:19:11,372 [ Thunder crashes ] 584 00:19:11,408 --> 00:19:12,674 [ Sighs ] 585 00:19:15,873 --> 00:19:17,740 I'm not gonna get there, am I? 586 00:19:17,775 --> 00:19:19,808 We don't have to talk about it. 587 00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:24,413 Old Navy buddy of mine, Big Jake, died today. 588 00:19:26,419 --> 00:19:28,420 Guys in my unit have a tradition 589 00:19:28,437 --> 00:19:31,039 whereas, when one of us goes, the rest of us, 590 00:19:31,089 --> 00:19:34,725 no matter where we are, find the nearest Irish pub, 591 00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:41,126 and at 7:00, silently toast the fallen. 592 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:46,064 Started with 10 guys. 593 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,867 Four of us left. 594 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,789 Probably should have told Gloria about it, 595 00:19:50,794 --> 00:19:51,626 but I don't know. 596 00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:52,827 We... 597 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,227 We all went through some rough stuff together... 598 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,531 Hard to talk about. 599 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,001 [ Sighs ] 600 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,851 [ Cup clinks ] 601 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,386 Thanks. 602 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,190 Phil. 603 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,260 [ Cup clinks ] 604 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,835 [ Cups clink ] 605 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,514 Why can't we remember this last piece? 606 00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:49,682 We just had it this morning. 607 00:20:50,096 --> 00:20:51,295 Hey, guys. I know you're busy, 608 00:20:51,331 --> 00:20:53,930 but do you think being hit by lightning 609 00:20:53,966 --> 00:20:54,831 can make people smarter? 610 00:20:55,616 --> 00:20:56,848 Get out of here. 611 00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:59,217 Huh. 612 00:20:59,252 --> 00:21:00,619 What -- 613 00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:02,420 Yeah. It's probably just a myth. 614 00:21:02,456 --> 00:21:03,788 There's so much crazy stuff 615 00:21:03,824 --> 00:21:05,404 written on the Internet these days. 616 00:21:05,423 --> 00:21:07,423 Turns out, when they figured it out the first time, 617 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:10,158 the formula was in the background of a selfie I took. 618 00:21:10,222 --> 00:21:10,854 [ Chuckles ] 619 00:21:10,881 --> 00:21:13,148 Anyway, if you don't think lightning can do that, 620 00:21:13,183 --> 00:21:14,549 it must not be true. 621 00:21:14,584 --> 00:21:17,585 After all, you are the smartest people I know. 622 00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:18,887 [ Marker thuds ] 623 00:21:18,922 --> 00:21:20,522 [ Thunder crashes ] 624 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,546 Synced and corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com