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Hey.

2
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That staycation beard's
really taking shape, dad.

3
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It's starting to trap food.

4
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Yep.

5
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It's gone from itchin'
to bitchin'.

6
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And you're still rocking
the sweats.

7
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- Every day this week.
- Same underwear?

8
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What underwear?

9
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- Hold that thought.
- Do I have to?

10
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Mayor's office.
City of Phila-Dunphy-a.

11
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I'm sorry.
I just got done.

12
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My computer crashed,

13
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and we got four pallets
of hinges from Taiwan

14
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with faulty riveting.

15
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At least your story's riveting.

16
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It's clever.
I'll tell you later.

17
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Hey, why is the minivan
in the driveway?

18
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You parked me in this morning.

19
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I was running late
for a meeting,

20
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so I just took Haley's Corolla.

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Fun.

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It would be
if it didn't smell like

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the inside of
Bob Marley's laundry hamper.

24
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Anyway, I've got
a bunch more calls to make.

25
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I'm not gonna have time
to cook tonight.

26
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We could go out. There's that
new restaurant -- Sliders.

27
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The gimmick is
they built it on a slant,

28
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and the waiters all wear socks.

29
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That doesn't sound good at all.

30
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Can you just order something?

31
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- Yeah, you got it.
- Great.

32
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What are you doing?
Run away, little dog.

33
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Fine.
Go around you.

34
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You're not gonna move.

35
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'Cause I'm not stopping for you.

36
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I'm stopping for you.

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Damn. Ohh!

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Move it!

39
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Seriously?

40
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Don't forget you have to watch
Joe while we have company.

41
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- Again?
- Yes, again.

42
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What is the problem?

43
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He always wants to watch his
show "Mystery Kidz," with a "Z."

44
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It's insufferable.

45
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Now you know what I felt

46
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when I had to watch
your favorite show.

47
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"Masterpiece Theater"?

48
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It was hosted
by a creepy puppet.

49
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That was Alan Cumming.

50
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Ay, Jay, you have to add
two more chairs.

51
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For who?

52
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It's us, the McClouds,
and the Sharps.

53
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I also invited my friend Dana
and her husband, Reece.

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Reece?
Who's Reece?

55
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I just told you.
Dana's husband.

56
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I met her at the PTA lunch,

57
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and she's the only woman
in the anti-bullying campaign

58
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that I don't want
to punch in the face.

59
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Why would I want
these people in my house

60
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messing up my poker game?

61
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Maybe you'll meet new friends.

62
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We've been over this before.
I don't want any new friends.

63
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I have the exact-right
number of friends.

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Jay, your friends
have been around

65
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since before
the movies could talk.

66
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I don't think
it's the worst idea

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to start getting some backups.

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Sync and corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey, daddy, what's
a lowest common denominator?

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- Reality TV.
- That's hilarious,

71
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but I've got a quiz tomorrow.

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Uh...

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What is that noise?

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Let me remind you
that it's been weeks

75
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since we've had a tenant
up there.

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So you rented it to a rock band?

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A Christian rock band.

78
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Oh, good. Okay, so they're
noisy and judge-y.

79
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Shame on you and your narrow,
big-city attitude.

80
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I've known many accepting
people of faith.

81
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And I've been chased
into a lake.

82
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So I guess we're both
entitled to our opinion.

83
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Oh, oh, oh -- No!

84
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- Absolutely not.
- Okay. Guys.

85
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Come in.

86
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Hey.

87
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This is Mitchell,
and the music sounds great.

88
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Just wondering if you could
turn it down a-a skosh.

89
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Yeah, of course.
We're sorry.

90
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Just giving the guy upstairs
a taste of our new song.

91
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- He means God.
- Really?

92
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There's no third floor
I don't know about?

93
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We love the place, by the way.

94
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It's just scrumptious.

95
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Good! Good!

96
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So, you guys are
a Christian rock band?

97
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Water to Wine.
Yeah, that's us.

98
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Well, I hope
you're not expecting

99
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to bring all your groupies
back here.

100
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Don't worry.

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The Soldiers of the Lamb Church

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forbids premarital relations.

103
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- Mm.
- Of course.

104
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But I can think of a few ladies

105
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I wouldn't mind multiplying with

106
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after our elders give us
their blessings.

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- I heard that.
- Oh!

108
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We love girls!

109
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As long as you guys are here,
I need an outsider's opinion.

110
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I'm working on a song,

111
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but these guys think
it's too soft.

112
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Do you mind?

113
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Um... lay it on us, bro.

114
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Okay.

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♪ Hiding for so long ♪

116
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♪ The real me,
I don't belong ♪

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♪ I'm not myself,
I never was ♪

118
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♪ I cry at night
and all because ♪

119
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♪ I'm trapped
on a secret path ♪

120
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♪ I need a holy bath ♪

121
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♪ To wash away
the sins I hide ♪

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♪ To douse
the fire I feel inside ♪

123
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Aw, dang it, Dex,
you're bumming me out!

124
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Whoa.
Calm down, Coop.

125
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Just 'cause we're in the city

126
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doesn't mean
we got to talk like it.

127
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I'm so sorry.

128
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You know what, Dex,
I like that song.

129
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Yeah.
What's the title?

130
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I call it
"A Cry for Help."

131
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- Did you hear that?
- Yeah, I'm standing right here.

132
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You're back again?

133
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Oh. Missed you, too.

134
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Sanjay's home this weekend.

135
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It's kind of a big day for us --
our first anniversary.

136
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Look what I got him.

137
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It's a hadrosaur metacarpal

138
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for his dinosaur bone
collection.

139
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Too much?

140
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Well, what's the equivalent gift
if you guys were normal?

141
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Like, a Starbucks card
or a Rolex?

142
00:05:01,906 --> 00:05:03,873
Kind of like
a really nice microscope.

143
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You're not helping.

144
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I thought the gift
for a first nerd anniversary

145
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was inhaler.

146
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Hey.
Where's your dad?

147
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Upstairs. Why?

148
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You got us a dog?!

149
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No, no!

150
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It's a stray,

151
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and we are not keeping him.

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Be quiet.
Your dad cannot know he's here.

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If he sees him,
he'll get all attached,

154
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and there's no
getting rid of it.

155
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Oh, it'll be like Luke
all over again.

156
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At least they were married
when they had me.

157
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You ruined mom's life.

158
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- Hmm.
- Stop.

159
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I am now very happy
I have all of you.

160
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But I just can't take care
of another living creature.

161
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Then why'd you bring it home?

162
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I couldn't leave it
in the street.

163
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Claire, is that you?

164
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- Take care of it.
- I'm not gonna kill a dog.

165
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Hide it in your room.

166
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- Is that what I think it is?
- Uh, no.

167
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Yeah, pizza's here.

168
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Oh.

169
00:05:49,701 --> 00:05:50,633
How you doing?

170
00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:53,102
What was that?

171
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I'm the pizza monster!

172
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It's this new character
I'm doing.

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I love it.
I really love it.

174
00:06:02,923 --> 00:06:04,323
I didn't really love it.

175
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It felt a little close
to my Chicken Pot Pirate.

176
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It's a mystery.

177
00:06:09,575 --> 00:06:11,575
Who's that?

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Noni.
She can be invisible.

179
00:06:15,014 --> 00:06:16,781
- Who's that?
- Gogo.

180
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He can jump off of buildings.

181
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This is the most unrealistic
show I've ever seen.

182
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Who's that?

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Yes, great.
I will open the gate.

184
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Reece. Probably can't
even work a gate.

185
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Maybe you'll like him.

186
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He's the Kings' dentist.

187
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Well, hoity-toity.
I’m the emperor's closet maker.

188
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The L.A. Kings hockey team.

189
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Kings' dentist.
Why does he say it like that?

190
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What, is he trying
to be all fancy?

191
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He didn't say anything. I said it.

192
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- Hi!
- Hi!

193
00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:44,504
- Hello.
- Hi.

194
00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,505
Dana, Reece,
this is my husband, Jay.

195
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- Hi. Jay. Pleasure.
- Hello.

196
00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:48,840
- Hi, Reece. How are you?
- Hey, Jay.

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Dana, come with me
to the kitchen

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while the boys
get to know each other.

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All right.

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00:06:53,795 --> 00:06:55,194
Did you hear they're thinking

201
00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:56,996
of eliminating cursive
at the school?

202
00:06:57,065 --> 00:06:58,998
All of it, or just the "F" word?

203
00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:00,499
I brought you some Scotch.

204
00:07:00,568 --> 00:07:02,535
Wow. That's quite a bottle.
Thank you.

205
00:07:02,603 --> 00:07:03,703
Mm.

206
00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,072
Hey, Gloria tells me
you're the Kings' dentist.

207
00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:08,841
Well, when you say it like that,
it sounds so hoity-toity.

208
00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:10,543
Why don't we crack that open?

209
00:07:10,732 --> 00:07:12,799
And do you have
any Cohiba Robustos?

210
00:07:12,868 --> 00:07:15,068
Oh, I wish, but, you know,
they're impossible to find.

211
00:07:15,137 --> 00:07:17,270
Hmm.
Well, look at that.

212
00:07:17,339 --> 00:07:18,339
I just found two.

213
00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:23,009
Okay, the guy wasn't all bad,
but I couldn't let Gloria know

214
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or it would open the door
for a whole bunch of new things

215
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I don't want to do --

216
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Trendy restaurants,

217
00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:30,283
movies about how women feel
about crap.

218
00:07:30,352 --> 00:07:31,551
And who needs it?

219
00:07:32,721 --> 00:07:34,120
As if this week
wasn't bad enough,

220
00:07:34,189 --> 00:07:37,157
now my hardware supplier
in Brussels is flip-flopping.

221
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Sounds like you're dealing
with a real Belgian waffle.

222
00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:43,357
Is that a dog?

223
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What? No.

224
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That sounds like a dog.

225
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You will do anything

226
00:07:49,799 --> 00:07:52,466
to avoid hearing me talk
about work, won't you?

227
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I'm -- I'm just gonna go
cool off downstairs.

228
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Yep.

229
00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:58,639
Honey?

230
00:07:58,708 --> 00:07:59,607
She is right.

231
00:07:59,676 --> 00:08:01,375
Sometimes I don't listen.

232
00:08:02,974 --> 00:08:04,907
That's what she said, right?
That I don't listen?

233
00:08:04,976 --> 00:08:06,743
Did you get out?

234
00:08:06,811 --> 00:08:08,978
Oh, come on, now.

235
00:08:09,047 --> 00:08:11,547
- Shhhhhhh.
- Honey?

236
00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,282
- Sweetheart?
- Hmm?

237
00:08:13,850 --> 00:08:15,483
I am so sorry.

238
00:08:15,552 --> 00:08:17,852
It's fine, Phil, really.
Just go back to bed.

239
00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,858
I just... need some time
to myself.

240
00:08:23,927 --> 00:08:26,361
Y-You know I cry when you cry.

241
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I'll be upstairs.

242
00:08:29,266 --> 00:08:30,465
Ohh!

243
00:08:30,534 --> 00:08:31,399
You okay?

244
00:08:31,468 --> 00:08:33,301
It's just --
It's been a lot.

245
00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:35,036
I love you.

246
00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:44,622
Hey, Dex.
How are you?

247
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,723
You okay?

248
00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:48,092
Yeah, I was just admiring
your garden.

249
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Hey, come on in.

250
00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,430
So, uh,
where is the rest of the gang?

251
00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,565
- Oh, they're out on a prayer jog.
- Ah.

252
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It's not really my thing.

253
00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:57,034
Oh.

254
00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:58,769
Is -- Is that something
that happens a lot

255
00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,371
where -- where you feel
different?

256
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,338
Hi, Dex.

257
00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:02,640
- Hey, Mitchell.
- Hi.

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00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,341
Can I have you help me over here
for just a second?

259
00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,644
Uh, okay.

260
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,345
Ohh.

261
00:09:08,742 --> 00:09:09,674
What are you doing?

262
00:09:09,743 --> 00:09:11,243
He was clearly reaching out.

263
00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:12,577
He was admiring our garden.

264
00:09:12,646 --> 00:09:13,945
Nobody admires our garden.

265
00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:16,081
It's a dead cactus
with a grocery bag stuck to it.

266
00:09:16,343 --> 00:09:17,308
What is going on with you?

267
00:09:17,377 --> 00:09:18,409
You're the one who never wants

268
00:09:18,478 --> 00:09:19,798
to get involved
in people's lives.

269
00:09:19,846 --> 00:09:20,846
Don't you see?

270
00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,347
He feels trapped by those guys.

271
00:09:22,415 --> 00:09:23,655
Oh, the big, bad Bible thumpers?

272
00:09:23,683 --> 00:09:24,816
Here we go again.

273
00:09:24,884 --> 00:09:26,484
I'm just saying
you could read his song

274
00:09:26,553 --> 00:09:28,086
"A Cry for Help"

275
00:09:28,154 --> 00:09:29,354
as a cry for help.

276
00:09:29,422 --> 00:09:33,358
Mitchell, I'm sorry
you got chased into a lake,

277
00:09:33,426 --> 00:09:34,726
but some of the kindest,
most loving,

278
00:09:34,794 --> 00:09:39,196
generous people I've ever known
were churchgoers.

279
00:09:39,866 --> 00:09:42,234
- Just...
- Come --

280
00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:45,936
Hey, Dex, do you mind if I make
a personal observation?

281
00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:48,539
If it's about my hips,
blame my mother.

282
00:09:48,607 --> 00:09:50,574
No, no.

283
00:09:50,643 --> 00:09:52,509
It's -- It's about the song
that you sang yesterday.

284
00:09:52,578 --> 00:09:54,698
It seemed like you were trying
to express something --

285
00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:56,948
some feelings
you might be having

286
00:09:57,017 --> 00:09:59,217
that you think
might not be met with approval

287
00:09:59,286 --> 00:10:01,019
from your... "community."

288
00:10:01,088 --> 00:10:03,522
Or it's just a song.

289
00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:05,857
Has nothing to do
with his personal situation.

290
00:10:05,926 --> 00:10:07,492
- No, it does.
- Ha! Ha!

291
00:10:07,561 --> 00:10:09,127
I'm -- I'm sorry.
Your pain is real.

292
00:10:09,196 --> 00:10:10,429
I just feel so guilty.

293
00:10:10,497 --> 00:10:12,597
I know people
will be disappointed.

294
00:10:12,666 --> 00:10:14,332
No, no, don't feel guilty.

295
00:10:14,401 --> 00:10:16,868
Look, the first step
is to say it out loud.

296
00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:20,476
I don't want to be a drummer.

297
00:10:20,545 --> 00:10:23,379
Okay, now say the other thing.

298
00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,982
I don't want
to be in a band anymore.

299
00:10:26,051 --> 00:10:27,850
I miss home.

300
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,018
I miss my girlfriend.

301
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,887
- I'm sorry. Whoa. What?
- I'm sorry. Your what?

302
00:10:31,403 --> 00:10:34,738
It's like a weight
has been lifted.

303
00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,940
Thank you so much, guys.

304
00:10:37,009 --> 00:10:39,910
You know, I was just
gonna stay inside today,

305
00:10:39,978 --> 00:10:43,413
but I'm really glad I came out.

306
00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:46,616
He doesn't get to say that.

307
00:10:47,587 --> 00:10:48,653
Oh, hey, Joe.

308
00:10:48,721 --> 00:10:50,221
Uh, there's a new
"Mystery Kidz" on.

309
00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:51,135
No, thanks.

310
00:10:51,203 --> 00:10:52,403
"No, thanks"?

311
00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:54,238
Aren't you curious who stole
Poco's magic wings?

312
00:10:54,306 --> 00:10:55,339
Not really.

313
00:10:55,408 --> 00:10:56,673
But everyone's a suspect.

314
00:10:56,742 --> 00:10:58,108
The watchmaker hates Poco,

315
00:10:58,177 --> 00:11:00,044
and Mayor Pudding would do
anything to stay in office.

316
00:11:00,112 --> 00:11:01,578
How could you not want
to see what happens?

317
00:11:05,718 --> 00:11:06,817
Hello?

318
00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:08,270
Uh, yes.
Hold on.

319
00:11:08,337 --> 00:11:09,937
Jay, it's Reece.

320
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,140
You see, Gloria?
Now he's calling me.

321
00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:14,775
This is what I was afraid of.

322
00:11:14,844 --> 00:11:15,709
He called.

323
00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,378
My new friend called.

324
00:11:17,447 --> 00:11:18,979
He's taking me to a hockey game.

325
00:11:19,048 --> 00:11:20,448
Great.

326
00:11:20,516 --> 00:11:23,284
Now I'm stuck going to some
boring charity event with Reece.

327
00:11:23,352 --> 00:11:24,685
You see what your mom
got me into?

328
00:11:24,754 --> 00:11:26,420
Jay, come on.
Keep an open mind.

329
00:11:26,489 --> 00:11:29,590
All we're saying is
give Reece a chance.

330
00:11:32,682 --> 00:11:33,581
Rex.

331
00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:34,650
Scooby.

332
00:11:34,717 --> 00:11:35,650
Clifford.

333
00:11:35,718 --> 00:11:36,617
What are you doing?

334
00:11:36,686 --> 00:11:37,785
Trying to figure out his name.

335
00:11:37,854 --> 00:11:38,786
What about dad?

336
00:11:38,855 --> 00:11:40,588
Here, Dad.
Nope.

337
00:11:40,839 --> 00:11:42,319
You do not need
to figure out his name

338
00:11:42,373 --> 00:11:43,973
because we're going
to put these fliers up,

339
00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:45,708
and someone's gonna call.

340
00:11:45,777 --> 00:11:48,111
What happened to the dinosaur
bone I got for Sanjay?

341
00:11:48,179 --> 00:11:50,880
I saw Snoop...

342
00:11:50,949 --> 00:11:52,582
burying something
in the backyard.

343
00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:54,083
And you didn't do anything?

344
00:11:54,152 --> 00:11:55,218
I opened the door for him.

345
00:11:55,694 --> 00:11:57,227
That bone lasted
65 million years,

346
00:11:57,296 --> 00:11:59,296
and it can't even last
one day in this house?!

347
00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:01,231
- Claire.
- Oh, my God, your father!

348
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,699
The dog -- outside!
Outside!

349
00:12:02,768 --> 00:12:04,801
Outside!
Yeah, honey?

350
00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:06,904
- Sweetheart, about last night.
- ‭Uh-huh.

351
00:12:06,972 --> 00:12:08,772
Because I didn't listen
with these two ears...

352
00:12:08,841 --> 00:12:09,706
Yes.

353
00:12:09,775 --> 00:12:11,008
...I want to apologize

354
00:12:11,076 --> 00:12:12,943
with these tu-lips.

355
00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:15,212
Oh, that is very --
That's so sweet of you.

356
00:12:15,281 --> 00:12:16,281
- Oh.
- Thank you, baby.

357
00:12:17,449 --> 00:12:18,549
Great.

358
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:21,737
Oh, is that a tortilla chip right there?
Yeah -- Oh.

359
00:12:21,751 --> 00:12:23,451
Hola, amigo from yesterday.

360
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,652
You're not gonna eat that,
are you?

361
00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:26,120
No,
that would be disgusting.

362
00:12:26,189 --> 00:12:27,189
Oh, good.
What are these?

363
00:12:27,223 --> 00:12:29,190
Oh, that's a --
It's a...

364
00:12:29,259 --> 00:12:30,591
It's a protein snack.

365
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,060
- You don't have to eat that
if you don't like it. - No.

366
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:32,994
- I like it.
- Good.

367
00:12:33,063 --> 00:12:36,097
- It's -- It's liver-y.
- Ah.

368
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,865
You take such good care of us.

369
00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:39,667
- Thanks, honey. - We should
get those flowers in a a vase.

370
00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:41,362
- No, Phil.
- Oh!

371
00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:42,797
Not that vase.

372
00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:43,798
Look at me!

373
00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:46,600
Really look at me.

374
00:12:46,669 --> 00:12:47,568
I feel like I am.

375
00:12:47,637 --> 00:12:49,403
Mnh-mnh.
Mnh-mnh.

376
00:12:49,472 --> 00:12:50,905
You're just not getting it,
are you?

377
00:12:50,973 --> 00:12:53,707
I'm sorry.
I need some alone time.

378
00:12:53,776 --> 00:12:55,342
Oh.

379
00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:02,183
- Hi. - Sorry for knocking on
your door so persistently,

380
00:13:02,251 --> 00:13:03,784
but we can't find Dex,

381
00:13:03,853 --> 00:13:05,419
and all his matching luggage
is gone.

382
00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:06,921
Do you have any idea
where he is?

383
00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:08,589
I don--
I don't know, Mitchell.

384
00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:10,724
Weren't you the last person
to talk to him?

385
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:11,826
And we haven't got much time.

386
00:13:11,894 --> 00:13:12,860
If we don't have a drummer,

387
00:13:12,929 --> 00:13:14,094
we're gonna have to cancel
the gig.

388
00:13:14,163 --> 00:13:16,764
Well, the Lord works
in mysterious ways.

389
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:17,965
- Don't even...
- I -- Mm.

390
00:13:18,837 --> 00:13:19,903
Aah, this is devastating.

391
00:13:19,972 --> 00:13:21,104
If we don't play,
we won't get paid,

392
00:13:21,173 --> 00:13:22,739
and we don't have
enough money to get home.

393
00:13:22,926 --> 00:13:24,658
Hey, you don't know
what Dex is going through.

394
00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:27,398
One hath to be true
to the way one was born.

395
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:29,049
Okay, you can't just add "hath"

396
00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:30,584
- and pretend it was in the Bible.
- Hmm.

397
00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:32,953
Well, I guess we better call
the venue and cancel the gig.

398
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,388
Oh, boy, well, you know.

399
00:13:36,592 --> 00:13:37,757
I could be your drummer.

400
00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:38,925
Oh, God, here we go.

401
00:13:38,994 --> 00:13:41,328
- Really? You play?
- Swear to G-dash-D.

402
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,294
Just play me a few bars.
I can pick it up, follow along.

403
00:13:44,363 --> 00:13:45,262
Oh!

404
00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:47,030
Mr. Cameron,
thank you so much.

405
00:13:47,099 --> 00:13:50,634
You kind of remind me
of another special someone

406
00:13:50,703 --> 00:13:52,836
who made a pretty big sacrifice
to save us.

407
00:13:52,905 --> 00:13:54,404
Please, do not compare me
to your --

408
00:13:54,473 --> 00:13:55,806
Mr. Bernie Kaufman,
our manager.

409
00:13:56,237 --> 00:13:58,304
He burnt down his shoe store
to pay for our first demo.

410
00:13:58,373 --> 00:14:00,473
Oh.

411
00:14:01,472 --> 00:14:03,172
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing?

412
00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:05,057
Oh, God, you take the dog,
and I'll clean this up, okay?

413
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,292
- Okay.
- Honey.

414
00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:08,227
I got some vase options.

415
00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:11,630
What happened?

416
00:14:11,699 --> 00:14:13,031
Um

417
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,866
what do you think happened?

418
00:14:14,935 --> 00:14:16,268
I think she saw those flowers

419
00:14:16,337 --> 00:14:18,303
as the shallow,
transparent gesture they were

420
00:14:18,372 --> 00:14:20,505
and shredded them to pieces
in a justifiable rage.

421
00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:22,374
Yep.

422
00:14:22,443 --> 00:14:24,343
What have I done
to upset her so much?

423
00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:26,311
Maybe you should look
in a mirror

424
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,246
and ask yourself that question.

425
00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:34,254
Sweet Teen Wolf,
what have I become?

426
00:14:35,557 --> 00:14:36,656
You see that guy?

427
00:14:36,725 --> 00:14:38,658
I have done
so much work on his mouth

428
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:40,560
that he's paid
for the hot tub on my boat.

429
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,163
Hey.

430
00:14:43,231 --> 00:14:45,198
Did Kopitar just wave to you?

431
00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:46,599
It's the least he can do.

432
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,202
I'm taking him out fishing
this weekend in Catalina.

433
00:14:49,271 --> 00:14:50,637
Hey, hey, do you want to come?

434
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:52,372
Oh, my God, I'd love to go.

435
00:14:52,983 --> 00:14:54,782
- Oh, but...
- What?

436
00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:57,185
Last night,
before you got there,

437
00:14:57,254 --> 00:14:58,519
Gloria and I
got in a big to-do

438
00:14:58,588 --> 00:15:00,521
about me not needing
new friends.

439
00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:03,324
Oh, and now you don't want
to admit you were wrong.

440
00:15:03,393 --> 00:15:05,994
Wow, do you get me.

441
00:15:06,062 --> 00:15:09,330
Well, it's supposed to be
perfect whale-watching weather,

442
00:15:09,399 --> 00:15:10,698
and, uh, oh, yeah,

443
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:13,067
- Gretzky's coming, too.
- The Great One?

444
00:15:13,164 --> 00:15:15,164
Not at sharing
the binoculars, he isn't.

445
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:16,765
It's killing me I can't go!

446
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,634
Well, here's a crazy idea.

447
00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:21,303
Why don't you tell
your wife the truth

448
00:15:21,372 --> 00:15:22,738
and admit you were wrong?

449
00:15:22,807 --> 00:15:24,907
You don't get me
like I thought you did.

450
00:15:24,976 --> 00:15:25,908
Or...?

451
00:15:25,977 --> 00:15:26,977
Fine.
I'll level with her.

452
00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:32,014
Wow!

453
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,389
What is going on?

454
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,493
Ohh, good, you're not dad.

455
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,095
So, how'd it go with Sanjay?

456
00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:41,530
Did he remember
your anniversary?

457
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,631
You tell me.

458
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,867
After I gave him the fossil,
he gave me this

459
00:15:44,936 --> 00:15:47,336
for romantic weekends
up at Stanford.

460
00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:49,322
It looks kind of used.

461
00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:51,123
Do you think it's possible
he forgot

462
00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:51,842
and just grabbed
the first thing that he s--

463
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:52,659
Shut up!
He loves me!

464
00:15:52,928 --> 00:15:53,826
I can't believe

465
00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:55,428
I haven't gotten a single call.

466
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,996
I must have put up
a thousand fliers.

467
00:16:01,214 --> 00:16:02,214
Hey, guys.

468
00:16:03,483 --> 00:16:05,116
Honey.

469
00:16:05,185 --> 00:16:07,519
- Claire.
- Yeah.

470
00:16:07,588 --> 00:16:08,908
- I want to talk to you.
- Mm-hmm.

471
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:10,841
I am so sorry.

472
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:11,708
Mm.

473
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:12,708
I don't listen.

474
00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:14,810
I try to solve problems
with flowers.

475
00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:17,119
I do unflattering impressions
of you for my friends.

476
00:16:17,605 --> 00:16:20,606
And worst of all,
I let myself go.

477
00:16:20,674 --> 00:16:23,409
So I shaved and put on a suit.

478
00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:24,477
Oh, honey.

479
00:16:24,512 --> 00:16:25,811
What's that?

480
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,912
What? Oh.

481
00:16:26,981 --> 00:16:28,514
Um, uh...
Oh, my God.

482
00:16:28,582 --> 00:16:29,715
You packed a suitcase.

483
00:16:29,784 --> 00:16:31,016
You need some time away.

484
00:16:31,085 --> 00:16:33,419
I guess all this was...
too little, too late.

485
00:16:33,487 --> 00:16:35,320
Well, not the spray tan.
That was too much, too long.

486
00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:36,722
I think the nozzle was broken.

487
00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:40,754
You're getting this all wrong,
and it's all my fault.

488
00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:43,523
Okay, look, I have been
trying to distract you, yes,

489
00:16:43,592 --> 00:16:46,493
but because I have been thinking
about what was good for me

490
00:16:46,561 --> 00:16:49,062
and not what might
be good for you.

491
00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:51,097
So I have no idea

492
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,400
if we're ever gonna find out
who his real owner is,

493
00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:55,802
but if we don't,
you can keep him.

494
00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:59,242
Why would I want
the Tanksley's dog?

495
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,744
- What?
- This is Buddy.

496
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:01,769
You know
the Tanksley's over on Clifton?

497
00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:02,704
I sold them their house.

498
00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:04,439
Oh, thank God.

499
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,374
But if you're open
to me getting a pet...

500
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,276
Yeah. Of course.
Get a dog.

501
00:17:08,345 --> 00:17:09,410
No, I don't want a dog.

502
00:17:09,479 --> 00:17:10,612
I want a cockatoo
to take Rollerblading.

503
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,280
How cool would that be
sitting on my shoulder

504
00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:13,615
my half shirt
flapping in the wind?

505
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:14,816
You're not getting a bird.

506
00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:16,351
- Are you serious?
- ‭Yeah.

507
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,099
People that have birds

508
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,467
and walk around
with them on their shoulders --

509
00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:20,735
they look ridiculous.

510
00:17:20,804 --> 00:17:22,103
It's obviously
a desperate cry for attention.

511
00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:23,805
Okay.

512
00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:25,807
Now I need some time to myself.

513
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,699
What are you doing?

514
00:17:31,213 --> 00:17:32,613
Nothing.

515
00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:34,682
You're watching
"Mystery Kidz."

516
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,583
You said you didn't want to.

517
00:17:36,652 --> 00:17:39,753
Not with you.
You ask too many questions.

518
00:17:39,822 --> 00:17:41,488
That's rude.

519
00:17:41,557 --> 00:17:43,023
I was only watching
as a courtesy.

520
00:17:43,092 --> 00:17:44,291
What just happened?

521
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,160
Wait, who's that?

522
00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:47,428
Gloria.

523
00:17:47,496 --> 00:17:49,096
How was the charity event?

524
00:17:49,165 --> 00:17:50,597
I have to talk to you
about something.

525
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:51,865
What?

526
00:17:51,934 --> 00:17:53,901
I owe you an apology.

527
00:17:55,004 --> 00:17:56,937
I have to go to Cleveland
this weekend

528
00:17:57,006 --> 00:17:58,205
for my Aunt Bea's funeral.

529
00:17:58,274 --> 00:17:59,907
Nice old lady.
Fell off a cliff.

530
00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:02,676
I'll -- I'll go with you.
I'll start packing right now.

531
00:18:02,745 --> 00:18:04,511
No, no, no. You stay here
with Joe and Manny.

532
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,713
I'll send you a snow globe.

533
00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:07,514
Hey, did we have
an extra pair of binoculars?

534
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,049
I saw a weird bird outside.

535
00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:10,372
Stop with the lies.

536
00:18:10,441 --> 00:18:12,441
I really don't understand men.

537
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:14,977
Why can't you just admit
that you were wrong?

538
00:18:15,046 --> 00:18:17,012
It's not a weakness.

539
00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:18,180
It's a strength,

540
00:18:18,249 --> 00:18:20,149
and I would love you
and respect you more.

541
00:18:20,217 --> 00:18:21,316
Fine.

542
00:18:21,742 --> 00:18:24,076
I like Reece,
and I want to go away with him.

543
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,411
I knew it!

544
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,546
I was right, and you were wrong!

545
00:18:27,615 --> 00:18:31,116
From now on, we're gonna do
new things all the time.

546
00:18:31,272 --> 00:18:33,472
Tomorrow we're going
to an Ethiopian restaurant,

547
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,207
and then we're gonna
watch a movie

548
00:18:35,276 --> 00:18:37,442
about a love letter
that arrived 30 years late

549
00:18:37,511 --> 00:18:39,311
and changed the life
of two women.

550
00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:41,813
Can I bring Reece?

551
00:18:41,882 --> 00:18:43,916
No!

552
00:18:45,019 --> 00:18:46,051
Hey, everyone, let's gather

553
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,185
- for the preshow prayer.
- Ooh!

554
00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:49,354
Kind of like Madonna
and her backup dancers.

555
00:18:49,423 --> 00:18:50,923
Mr. Mitchell,
would you like to join us?

556
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:52,357
Oh, I'm good.
Thank you.

557
00:18:52,426 --> 00:18:54,359
All right.

558
00:18:54,955 --> 00:18:56,087
Heavenly Father,

559
00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:58,657
we ask that you make
this show super-amazing

560
00:18:59,342 --> 00:19:01,009
for all of our fans,

561
00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:02,242
and we pray for Dex.

562
00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:03,812
Lord, please guide him.

563
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,979
Give him strength.

564
00:19:05,048 --> 00:19:06,247
And let him know

565
00:19:06,316 --> 00:19:08,917
that we love and accept him
no matter what.

566
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,481
Mitchell, did you hear that?

567
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,584
Hey, you know what?
Let me in there.

568
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,018
All right!

569
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,287
I have -- I have been
a little judgmental, haven't I?

570
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,222
So...

571
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,490
Go ahead.

572
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,024
- Amen.
- Amen.

573
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,659
Let's do this.

574
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,828
- Break a leg!
- Thank you!

575
00:19:25,892 --> 00:19:27,391
- Oh.
- Here.

576
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,155
What's this?

577
00:19:28,157 --> 00:19:30,090
If the mood strikes you,
why don't you join us onstage,

578
00:19:30,159 --> 00:19:31,691
make some joyful noise?

579
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,760
Ladies and gentlemen,
Water to Wine!

580
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,899
- Thank you.
- Hey.

581
00:19:41,903 --> 00:19:43,836
One, two, three, four.

582
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,644
♪ The world may be flat ♪

583
00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:53,713
♪ But it's always changin' ♪

584
00:19:53,781 --> 00:19:56,716
♪ So many sins from topics
that are rangin' ♪

585
00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:59,585
♪ Devil's done with breakfast,
and his evil is ragin' ♪

586
00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:01,254
- ♪ Which is why ♪
- ♪ Which is why ♪

587
00:20:01,322 --> 00:20:02,955
- ♪ Which is why ♪
- ♪ Which is why ♪

588
00:20:03,024 --> 00:20:04,757
♪ Man shouldn't lie ♪

589
00:20:04,826 --> 00:20:06,092
♪ Man shouldn't lie ♪

590
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:09,295
♪ Man shouldn't lie
with another man ♪

591
00:20:09,364 --> 00:20:11,063
♪ Man shouldn't lie ♪

592
00:20:11,132 --> 00:20:12,398
♪ Man shouldn't lie ♪

593
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:15,935
♪ Man shouldn't lie
with another man ♪

594
00:20:16,004 --> 00:20:17,603
♪ There's a party in hell ♪

595
00:20:17,672 --> 00:20:19,739
♪ And the drinks
are always flowing ♪

596
00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:22,708
♪ I think we all know the kind
of people that are going ♪

597
00:20:22,777 --> 00:20:24,243
♪ Man shouldn't lie ♪

598
00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:25,711
♪ Man shouldn't lie ♪

599
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:29,348
♪ Man shouldn't lie
with another man ♪

600
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,917
- ♪ Unless they really love each other ♪
- ♪ Man shouldn't lie ♪

601
00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:33,219
♪ Man shouldn't lie ♪

602
00:20:33,288 --> 00:20:36,189
♪ Man shouldn't lie
with another man ♪

603
00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:39,125
♪ The Jesus I know
loves everyone ♪

604
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,460
♪ Even if you're gay
or straight ♪

605
00:20:42,397 --> 00:20:46,432
♪ Doesn't matter about
your sexuality-y-y ♪

606
00:20:51,692 --> 00:20:53,091
I'm just saying that maybe,

607
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,993
before you join
the French resistance,

608
00:20:55,062 --> 00:20:57,528
you walk the 15 feet
to your neighbor's house

609
00:20:57,552 --> 00:20:59,585
and ask her did she get
your damn love letter.

610
00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:01,321
For someone that says that they
don't want to talk about the movie,

611
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,822
that's all you seem
to be talking about.

612
00:21:02,891 --> 00:21:05,024
I think it's better than putting
this yellow mush in my mouth.

613
00:21:05,087 --> 00:21:06,953
Yeah, maybe if you opened up
your mind,

614
00:21:07,022 --> 00:21:09,722
you would see that this
is actually delicious.

615
00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:12,292
Mm-mmm!

616
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,799
It was disgusting,

617
00:21:13,868 --> 00:21:16,669
but I could never let Jay know
that he was right.

618
00:21:16,737 --> 00:21:17,770
Food wasn't terrible.

619
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:18,971
And if I'm being honest,

620
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,706
the movie
sort of stayed with me.

621
00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:22,730
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