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- Hi.
- Hey.
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I don't feel so good.
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Aww,
what's going on?
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Let's see.
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Ooh.
You are kinda warm.
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Maybe get rid of
some of these blankets?
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Aw, that is cute.
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You tried to scare me
for Halloween.
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How in the world
did that not frighten you?
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Some of this is
my actual blood.
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I nicked myself
putting it on!
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Sweetie, you don't know
the first thing about scaring people.
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It's all about
plausibility.
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And you were
awfully casual
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for a guy
who just got an axin the chest.
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You know, if you really
wanted to scare me,
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you should've waited
until I opened the closet
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and found you
hanging by a necktie.
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Excuse me!
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I killed myself?!
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Yeah.
Totally plausible.
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I mean, you've been so happy
all these years,
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the other shoe
is bound to drop, right?
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By the way,
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I am not married to
the whole necktie thing.
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It could be, um...
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shotgun or poison
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- or a power drill to the eye...
- Stop. Stop!
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Now you're scaring me.
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That's how you do it.
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Bam!
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Captions by VITAC...
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Captioning Provided by 20th Century
Fox Television and ABC, Inc.
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And brought to you by Ford.
Going further, so you can.
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Season 11 Episode 05
Episode Title : "The Last Halloween"
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Hey, happy Halloween!
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It was until
your mother ruined it.
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Oh, he's just mad
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because he tried to scare me
and he couldn't.
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I'm tough to scare.
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My girlfriend's pregnant.
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- No!
- Phil.
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She's our age. If she was pregnant,
it'd be on the news.
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But good one.
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Dad, I'm sorry.
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I don't have time to drop
this off for you again.
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Ida Mae Mann?
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Aww!
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Isn't that
that lonely little lady
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that sits up
in her window?
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He always
makes me deliver
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his neighborhood
association stuff
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because
he's afraid of her.
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That's crazy!
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I go by that house
all the time.
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Not hot, Phil.
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Fine! She's creepy!
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She sits in that window
like a store cat.
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Okay.
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I'll drop it off on the way
to dinner with Bill.
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He's taking me to Buon Cibo's
at 6:00.
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Whoa. I'mgoing to Buon Cibo's
at 6:00 with Janice.
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Ew! I don't want
to watch you
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run your discount body-spray
game on her.
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Change your reservation
to later.
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I can't.
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She has to eat
four hours before bed
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because of the reflux.
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- You change.
- No!
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We're going out after to see
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre,"
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which I can't believe
I agreed to.
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Ooh, that sounds like fun.
I've never seen that movie.
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Can you believe that?
Me, of all people.
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Uh, then we're going.
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You think
you can't be scared anymore?
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That's the most terrifying movie
l've ever seen.
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Great, bring it.
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I look forward
to being scared.
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I'm pregnant?
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Phil!
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Oh! Did you get
the costumes?
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Yeah, I... I didn't have
a lot of time,
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so I had to steal
something from work.
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Please don't...
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judge.
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Okay, that's not a bad start.
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I think I can
work with this, yes.
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Lily, my pins!
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We are so excited
for Halloween.
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You know,
for the first time in years,
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we're gonna get
a little cray
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and go to the big gay
Halloween carnival,
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like we used to when we were
young and childless...
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And people
still said "cray."
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We... We've always had
Lilywith us in the past,
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but we are on a crusadeto
make her more independent,
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so when she got an invite
to a party, we sort of, uh...
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- RSVP'd for her.
- Yeah.
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But you know what?
It's gonna be good for her
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to socialize
with people her age,
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and good for us
to socialize with people
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- Half our age.
- Half our age.
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Okay.
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Mitchell...
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Judge...
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Judy.
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Your talent...
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It's like you were touched
by a gay-ngel.
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And you said
we would never wear
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the groomsmen shoesfrom
Pepper's wedding again.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just a second, young lady.
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W-We're very happy you're going
to this party tonight,
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but, uh, isn't this costume
a little, uh, suggestive?
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This is my actual
cheerleading outfit.
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You guys know
I'm doing that, right?
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah.
- Totally.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Totally.
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We should have known that,
right?
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Oh, Joe,
you're home early?
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I got a surprise for...
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Oh. Manny.
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Look, I know you breastfed
until you could stand,
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but aren't you a little old
to be trick-or-treating?
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This isn't for Halloween.
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I'm in final rehearsals
for my one-man show
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"Sigmund Freud:
Here Ego Again."
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I've saved you four seats,
but if you need more...
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No, four's good.
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So, what's the surprise?
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Well,
it's kind of a Joe thing.
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You know, he's out
trick-or-treatingwith his friends.
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I-I'll wait till he comes home
to show it to him.
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Hmm, playing favorites
with your sons,
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perhaps unconsciously
repeating the cycle
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- your own father perpetuated on...
- You know, one ticket's
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gonna be good enough.
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Is it cold in here,
or is it just me
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because I am the frozen lady
from "Frozen"?
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Why aren't you wearing
your costume?
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Let it go, Gloria.
Let it go.
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But you said that since
Joe was out with Devon's family
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that we were going to
do something fun together.
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Yes, fun.
Have a Scotch,
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put that mutant spider costume
on Stella...
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Fine, I'll go meet
Mitch and Cam by myself.
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But you're gonna miss
Joe's reaction
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when I give him
my big surprise!
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It's just a candy bar!
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18 months ago,
in an underreported news event,
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NagaSnacki Food Solutions
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discontinued the greatest
candy bar of all time.
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The Fudgy Duddy.
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After an exhaustive search...
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One Googling.
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..I tracked down
this beauty.
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Now my son can experience
the kind of quality confection
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our generation
grew up with.
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"Our"?
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I am a Gen X.
Don't make me a Boomer.
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Something horrible
happened to me last weekend.
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I'll just have the...
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seafood salad.
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Very good.
And for your husband?
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Oh, no, no.
He's my husband.
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That's what he said.
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The day I have dreaded
finally came...
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people assume
that I am Jay's...
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wife.
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You kids have fun!
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Manny.
What are you doing?
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Saving your house
from being egged.
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You're all out of treats.
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Luckily I found a candy bar
to give away.
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Oh, no.
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My Fudgy Duddy's gone!
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Nobody move!
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Hello there. Uh, two for
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
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Sorry, that sold out
weeks ago.
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Which should've been updated
on our website, Bernard!
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But we still have seats
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for that super scary
Japanese film.
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- Yes!
- Uh, pause.
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How scary?
How Japanese?
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I think
the literal translation is
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"Make Dead
with Old‐Face Baby."
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- Two, please.
- No, um...
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Come on, honey,
you promised me a good scare.
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This'll be fun!
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Okay.
Okay.
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No!
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How you doing?
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Great. I'm so scared.
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Aah.
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Don't patronize me.
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You don't think I can tell
when you're faking it?
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"Oh, Phil, mmm.
It's so good."
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I know you hated my gumbo.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Hey. Uh, I'm having
a hard time in there.
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I... I came to see a movie
I'd already seen.
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Knew where
all the jump scares were.
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Could you tell me where
the big ones are for this one?
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Sorry, dude.
Haven't seen it.
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I have.
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Ohhhh! God.
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It's okay.
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He's behind the door.
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He's behind the door.
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He's behind the...
Aah!
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Something is wrong
with you!
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Wow.
This place has changed.
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It used to be so much...
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gayer.
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Straight people always take
our best stuff.
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First, they came for our
brunches, and I said nothing.
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Oh, hey... hey, Norm!
Hey, Denise!
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Hey, girlfriends!
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I... don't think
we can say that.
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You can't. Yeah.
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Wait. I‐I‐Isn't Lily
at a party at your house?
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- Yeah.
- That you're chaperoning?
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That was the plan, but then
a bunch of older kids showed up,
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so we figured
they'd be fine.
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Bye, bitches!
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It's okay.
I'm a girl.
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Okay, older kids,
no adults.
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Okay, where are we
on the panic scale?
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- Um...
- There you are.
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Thank you for saving me
from a night
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of listening to Jay
talk about his Fudgy Buddy.
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Sorry. We just found out Lily is
at an unsupervised party.
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Oh, you want me
to check her Insta?
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Lily... Lily has Insta?
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You have Insta?
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What, you think
I'm too old to have Insta?
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Okay, I‐I want to hear all about
what you're going through,
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right after
we figure out...
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- I found her!
- Okay.
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- And looks like she's having fun.
- Okay.
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- Who is this cute boy next to her?
- Can you turn it ar...
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Okay, that's Garth.
I... I've never trusted him.
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I saw him buying deodorant
when he was 9.
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Is that a beer?
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Okay, I'm...
Don't just stand there!
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- I'm going to call her!
- Call her!
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Ay.
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I didn't think it was
gonna be so cold tonight.
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I'm sorry if I seem off.
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It's just that lately,
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people have been mistaking me
for a much older...
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Excuse me, ma'am.
Are you lost?
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I can't find my friends.
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Let me help you.
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Oh,
what a nice young man.
255
00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:40,716
Get off me!
256
00:08:41,325 --> 00:08:43,646
Perhaps this candy bar
represents your lost innocence?
257
00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:45,357
It represents
delicious chocolate.
258
00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:46,901
You're sure you gave this
to a Spider‐Man?
259
00:08:46,989 --> 00:08:48,021
I'm sure.
260
00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,614
You know,
it's also hard to ignore
261
00:08:49,702 --> 00:08:51,534
that this object you seek
has a phallic shape...
262
00:08:51,622 --> 00:08:53,729
Why did I talk you out of
that mime major?
263
00:08:53,817 --> 00:08:55,253
Spidey... 11:00.
264
00:08:55,341 --> 00:08:56,841
Spider‐Man! Hold up!
265
00:08:56,929 --> 00:08:59,385
I'm not Spider‐Man, okay?
I'm Deadpool.
266
00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,067
It's a totally different
character.
267
00:09:01,155 --> 00:09:02,435
Look, before I realized
268
00:09:02,523 --> 00:09:04,409
it was a symbol
of this man's mortality,
269
00:09:04,497 --> 00:09:06,255
I accidentally gave you
some candy bar...
270
00:09:06,343 --> 00:09:08,276
Not "some" candy bar,
a Fudgy Duddy.
271
00:09:08,363 --> 00:09:10,028
Look, you kids
should know about this.
272
00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,302
There was a famous commercial
back in the '70s,
273
00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:14,722
first time on TV
a girl touched a baseball.
274
00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:16,558
It's got a red and blue wrapper
with a...
275
00:09:16,646 --> 00:09:17,977
Oh, yeah, I remember.
276
00:09:18,065 --> 00:09:19,328
It looked gross,
so I gave it to my mom.
277
00:09:19,416 --> 00:09:20,948
She just left to go
to that festival
278
00:09:21,036 --> 00:09:22,466
- in West Hollywood.
- Describe her.
279
00:09:22,554 --> 00:09:24,271
She's kind of shy,
loves animals...
280
00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:25,942
No, her costume.
281
00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:27,945
Oh. She's dressed
as Martha Stewart.
282
00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,200
Ironic, since I had cereal
for dinner.
283
00:09:30,288 --> 00:09:31,349
Come with me.
I need you.
284
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,509
For emotional support?
285
00:09:32,597 --> 00:09:33,930
Carpool lane!
286
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,876
I hope this doesn't sound
too mushy, but...
287
00:09:37,964 --> 00:09:39,708
I really love
hooking up with you.
288
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:42,685
Well, I hate to think I'm pulling
you away from some Halloween fun.
289
00:09:42,773 --> 00:09:45,630
You know, partying with
your more... youthful friends.
290
00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:47,356
Hush, silly Janice.
291
00:09:47,444 --> 00:09:49,776
If I was interested
in youthful things,
292
00:09:50,114 --> 00:09:51,661
would I be here with you?
293
00:09:52,086 --> 00:09:55,614
Aww, babe. You have no idea
how much I've missed you.
294
00:09:55,771 --> 00:09:57,518
I think I have some idea.
295
00:09:58,663 --> 00:10:01,120
Bill's been away fighting
a forest fire for weeks.
296
00:10:01,207 --> 00:10:02,919
He called me once
to say he missed me,
297
00:10:03,007 --> 00:10:05,298
so I sent him a pic of me
in a cute outfit.
298
00:10:05,462 --> 00:10:08,419
I expected "wow"
or a fire emoji.
299
00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:10,547
Instead I got...
300
00:10:10,856 --> 00:10:12,675
"Send more boobs"?
301
00:10:12,763 --> 00:10:14,940
I'm not mad, but I don't want
to make it a habit
302
00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:16,719
of sending... nudes.
303
00:10:16,806 --> 00:10:18,599
Wait. You actually
sent boob pics?
304
00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:20,880
Yeah. How much smoke
did you inhale?
305
00:10:20,997 --> 00:10:22,442
This isn't my number,
Alex.
306
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,113
It's the one
you called from.
307
00:10:24,201 --> 00:10:25,449
Because my phone died.
308
00:10:25,536 --> 00:10:27,292
So I borrowed
Creepy Craig's.
309
00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:28,372
Wait.
310
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:31,284
You sent Creepy Craig
a naked photo?
311
00:10:31,372 --> 00:10:32,646
Alex!
312
00:10:32,815 --> 00:10:35,237
Oh, my God!
There's, like, 11?!
313
00:10:35,325 --> 00:10:36,865
Well, you...
314
00:10:37,091 --> 00:10:38,599
he kept asking!
315
00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,952
You think I'm as pervy
as Creepy Craig?
316
00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:42,328
I don't know Creepy Craig!
317
00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:44,622
Well, he knows you!
318
00:10:44,809 --> 00:10:46,903
You really think I would
disrespect you like that?
319
00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:48,581
What else
did "I" ask for?
320
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,222
- Oh, don't.
- Oh, my God.
321
00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:51,935
Are you outside?
322
00:10:52,121 --> 00:10:53,463
You know,
I've always worried
323
00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:55,013
that maybe we were
just too different,
324
00:10:55,101 --> 00:10:58,044
but the fact that you think
I'm capable of writing
325
00:10:58,139 --> 00:11:01,940
"Do butt now...
Hit with magazine"?
326
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,266
You know what?
327
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,143
This isn't working, Alex.
328
00:11:05,402 --> 00:11:06,604
No, wait!
329
00:11:06,692 --> 00:11:08,403
Can you at least
ask Craig to delete those?
330
00:11:08,503 --> 00:11:10,036
I think you know
how to reach him!
331
00:11:10,574 --> 00:11:12,917
Trust me, I've had
enough Halloween mischief
332
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,235
for one lifetime.
333
00:11:14,322 --> 00:11:15,458
I'm ready for this now.
334
00:11:15,546 --> 00:11:16,989
You are
such a mature person.
335
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,743
I can't even imagine you
as a wild child.
336
00:11:19,956 --> 00:11:21,048
Oh, yeah.
337
00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:22,801
Five years ago,
we hit this one house.
338
00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:24,583
The family was always
calling the cops on us
339
00:11:24,671 --> 00:11:25,585
for lighting off fireworks.
340
00:11:25,673 --> 00:11:26,872
- Mm.
- Standard stuff...
341
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,833
TP,
sugar in the gas tank...
342
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,293
but then I noticed
they had
343
00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:32,278
like 20 of those
stupid garden gnomes.
344
00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:34,514
- Oh, my God.
- I know, so douchey.
345
00:11:34,602 --> 00:11:38,102
So we posed them having sex,
rang the doorbell,
346
00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:40,623
and then when they opened
the door, we blew them up.
347
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,681
Are you not getting it?
348
00:11:44,769 --> 00:11:46,392
It's kind of subtle, so...
349
00:11:46,479 --> 00:11:47,769
That was my house.
350
00:11:47,951 --> 00:11:50,104
But... you live in a condo.
351
00:11:50,191 --> 00:11:51,576
Now.
352
00:11:51,748 --> 00:11:54,066
Years ago,
my husband's father died
353
00:11:54,154 --> 00:11:56,983
and left us
his antique gnome collection.
354
00:11:57,198 --> 00:11:59,364
Marty wanted
to keep them in the house.
355
00:11:59,451 --> 00:12:01,256
They soothed him,
he said.
356
00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:06,287
'Cause the constant fireworks
were always triggering his PTSD.
357
00:12:06,498 --> 00:12:10,583
So, I insisted he put
his sole inheritance outside,
358
00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:12,936
where you blew them up.
359
00:12:13,806 --> 00:12:15,092
Life's funny.
360
00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:16,840
Yeah.
361
00:12:16,928 --> 00:12:17,840
Yeah, the next day,
362
00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:20,273
I was supposed to meet him
at couples therapy.
363
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,567
But I didn't make it
'cause my car died.
364
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:24,112
Sugar in the tank.
365
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,390
So I missed
the appointment.
366
00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:28,162
He went for a coffee,
367
00:12:28,313 --> 00:12:30,444
fell in love
with the barista,
368
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,832
and now
I am living in a condo,
369
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,670
dating a friggin' child!
370
00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:36,037
Janice.
371
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,366
This may be a bad time
to mention it, but...
372
00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:40,545
I don't have enough money
for the valet.
373
00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:51,168
Lily is still not answering.
Did you track her location?
374
00:12:51,256 --> 00:12:53,293
Uh, yeah. It says
that she's at our house?
375
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,958
Do you think
she took that boy home?
376
00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:56,850
Of course she did!
377
00:12:56,938 --> 00:12:59,603
An empty house,
all those Anita Baker records.
378
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,262
It's the sexiest place
in town.
379
00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:02,425
We have to get home!
380
00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:04,326
Okay, it's gonna take us an hour
just to get out of here.
381
00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:06,135
No, no, we can save ourselves
20 minutes
382
00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:07,412
just by cutting
through this maze.
383
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,334
No! No.
I‐I hate those things.
384
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,303
Mitchell, we basically
forced our daughter
385
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,332
into the arms
of a hormonal teen.
386
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,600
And let's be honest,
387
00:13:14,763 --> 00:13:17,089
was it because we wanted
more independence for her
388
00:13:17,177 --> 00:13:18,220
or for us?
389
00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:23,405
All right.
390
00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:25,070
Now, try to have
some backbone.
391
00:13:25,158 --> 00:13:27,225
I'm... I'm...
I'm right here.
392
00:13:27,313 --> 00:13:28,500
Okay?
393
00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:31,201
And just remember,
this is for our daughter.
394
00:13:32,616 --> 00:13:34,381
Aah! Aah! Aah!
395
00:13:34,469 --> 00:13:35,721
Ohh, Cam...
396
00:13:37,936 --> 00:13:39,496
I know it makes me
seem shallow,
397
00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:42,186
but he had
such a crazy body!
398
00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:44,420
How am I supposed to
go back to nerd butts?
399
00:13:44,508 --> 00:13:47,787
No matter what I'd need, it'd be
right there in her purse...
400
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:51,411
Band‐Aids, wet wipes,
raisins.
401
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,122
Because sometimes
I'm not angry.
402
00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:54,416
I'm just hungry.
403
00:13:54,688 --> 00:13:56,483
You know what she's not
gonna find in that purse?
404
00:13:56,896 --> 00:13:58,227
Someone better than you.
405
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,396
- Really?
- Yeah.
406
00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:00,944
You can do better than...
407
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,266
I'm forgetting her name
right now, so Molly's mom.
408
00:14:03,354 --> 00:14:05,686
You know, I'm not just saying it
because you said it,
409
00:14:05,774 --> 00:14:08,398
but I never thought
Bill was good enough for you.
410
00:14:08,491 --> 00:14:09,373
Seriously?
411
00:14:09,461 --> 00:14:11,826
You deserve someone
smart and curious.
412
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,280
Be honest, didn't you
get sick of him saying
413
00:14:14,368 --> 00:14:17,457
"I bet I can jump over that"
every time he walked outside?
414
00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:19,076
Thanks, Luke.
415
00:14:19,207 --> 00:14:20,538
We don't need them,
right?
416
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,733
In a couple weeks,
417
00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:23,491
we won't remember
either one of them.
418
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,389
A fireman?
419
00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:28,256
A nun?
420
00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:31,897
Janice was into
some really weird stuff.
421
00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:38,236
What about her?
Is that a Martha Stewart?
422
00:14:38,339 --> 00:14:40,004
I‐I think
that's Princess Di.
423
00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:41,700
Jay, you have to
prepare yourself.
424
00:14:41,788 --> 00:14:43,161
We may not find
your candy bar.
425
00:14:43,262 --> 00:14:44,967
We've stopped
four Martha Stewarts,
426
00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:47,356
two Dog the Bounty Hunters,
and the real Judith Light.
427
00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:48,579
- How nice was she, by the way?
- Yeah,
428
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,381
class act.
Keep looking.
429
00:14:51,263 --> 00:14:52,811
Hey, that's Mom!
430
00:14:52,914 --> 00:14:54,483
Mom!
Manny!
431
00:14:54,571 --> 00:14:56,611
How many times have I told you
not to shout "Mom"
432
00:14:56,699 --> 00:14:58,084
when you're dressed
like an old man?
433
00:14:58,172 --> 00:15:00,108
Including now? Once.
434
00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:01,998
I'm sorry.
I'm not mad at you.
435
00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:04,877
I'm mad at Mitch and Cam
for leaving me here
436
00:15:04,965 --> 00:15:08,201
and the mean Boy Scout
that made me feel so old.
437
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,584
Old?!
438
00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:11,436
Sweetie,
you look delicious!
439
00:15:11,524 --> 00:15:12,772
- I do?
- Yes.
440
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,848
You're dancing with us
right now.
441
00:15:14,936 --> 00:15:15,978
Okay.
442
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,451
Oh!
443
00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:20,584
Look what I found
on the ground.
444
00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:23,144
We're too late.
445
00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:24,731
Sorry, Jay.
446
00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:26,569
Do you want
to talk about it?
447
00:15:26,657 --> 00:15:29,326
No! I don't want to seem
like a sad sack.
448
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,733
Uh...
excuse me.
449
00:15:33,962 --> 00:15:35,701
What is it
about this candy?
450
00:15:35,789 --> 00:15:37,829
It just tasted like summer
or something,
451
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,206
I don't know.
452
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:40,897
But out with the old,
in with the new.
453
00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:42,584
Candy bars come and go.
454
00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,204
No more record stores.
455
00:15:45,936 --> 00:15:48,049
6‐year‐old sons
too grown up
456
00:15:48,136 --> 00:15:49,966
to go trick‐or‐treating
with their dads.
457
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:51,989
No more beepers.
458
00:15:52,145 --> 00:15:54,901
Are you that bummed that Joe didn't
want to spend Halloween with you?
459
00:15:54,989 --> 00:15:57,034
No! It's just the beginning
of the whole thing, ya know?
460
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,969
When you...
when you break that seal...
461
00:15:59,188 --> 00:16:02,146
Look, I know Joe wanted to be
with his friends tonight,
462
00:16:02,286 --> 00:16:03,909
but he'll definitely want
to spend another Halloween
463
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,685
- with his dad.
- How do you know that?
464
00:16:05,773 --> 00:16:07,364
Kids have a way
of coming back.
465
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:11,333
Even if they have to...
make up a dumb reason to do it.
466
00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:18,158
Happy Halloween, kid.
467
00:16:19,941 --> 00:16:21,677
Wait,
this is a delicate moment.
468
00:16:21,765 --> 00:16:23,700
We could scar her
if we don't handle it right.
469
00:16:23,788 --> 00:16:26,161
Ohhh!
God, I know that's true.
470
00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:27,802
My first kiss
was terrible.
471
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:30,067
My mom walked in on me
with this girl.
472
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,974
I can still hear my mom
scream to my dad,
473
00:16:32,062 --> 00:16:33,177
"I told you he wasn't!"
474
00:16:33,265 --> 00:16:34,334
Well, mine was worse.
475
00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:35,434
It's not a competition.
476
00:16:35,522 --> 00:16:36,559
My dad found me in a barn
477
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,216
open‐mouth kissing
a tackling dummy.
478
00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:39,343
And you win.
479
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,685
Okay, so,
gentle, but firm.
480
00:16:42,053 --> 00:16:43,444
- Okay?
- Yeah.
481
00:16:48,002 --> 00:16:50,123
Sweetie, is...
is everything okay?
482
00:16:50,716 --> 00:16:52,756
It's nothing. Go away.
483
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,919
Honey, did...
did a boy pressure you
484
00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:56,951
to do something
you didn't want to do?
485
00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:59,163
Ew! Gross! No.
486
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,530
D‐Did a girl pressure you
into doing something...
487
00:17:01,662 --> 00:17:03,670
Oh, my God!
Can you adopt a second child
488
00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:05,092
to take some of this
off of me?!
489
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:08,537
Honey... Honey, we...
we just want to help, okay?
490
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,616
We're... We're afraid
that maybe we pushed you
491
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:12,983
into going to that party
before you were ready.
492
00:17:13,071 --> 00:17:15,311
Look, I thought
this boy really liked me,
493
00:17:15,399 --> 00:17:17,467
but he was just using me
to get to my friend Kelly.
494
00:17:17,555 --> 00:17:19,295
- Kelly? Ew, she's gross!
- Yeah.
495
00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:20,826
No, she isn't.
She's my friend.
496
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,848
She's not you. And anyone
who would pick her over...
497
00:17:22,936 --> 00:17:25,389
Of course you'd say that.
You're my dad.
498
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,983
I'm sorry, there's nothing that
you could say that would help.
499
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,339
Okay?
500
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:31,467
You're not a girl,
you're not 12.
501
00:17:31,663 --> 00:17:33,244
What would you know
about liking a boy
502
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:34,701
who doesn't
like you back?
503
00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:36,475
Oh, honey...
504
00:17:36,563 --> 00:17:37,561
I'm gonna get us
some ice cream.
505
00:17:37,649 --> 00:17:38,938
Okay, come here,
come here.
506
00:17:39,298 --> 00:17:40,546
Okay.
507
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,241
Honey, you can't be mad
508
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,705
that I wasn't scared
by that movie.
509
00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:44,780
It was a baby.
510
00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:46,408
It had
three rows of teeth!
511
00:17:46,514 --> 00:17:47,490
Baby teeth!
512
00:17:47,578 --> 00:17:48,530
Look,
it's not your fault.
513
00:17:48,618 --> 00:17:50,647
It's just that, next to you,
I feel like such a wuss.
514
00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:53,170
Just because you get a little bit
squirrelly in a movie doesn't make you...
515
00:17:53,258 --> 00:17:54,996
Wait, hang on.
Why are we crossing the street?
516
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:56,225
Our house is right down...
517
00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:58,530
Wait a minute, you're not afraid of
the little old lady's house, are you?
518
00:17:58,618 --> 00:17:59,865
You don't know
she's little!
519
00:17:59,981 --> 00:18:01,222
All we know is
she sits up there
520
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,475
plotting evil
from her window.
521
00:18:02,562 --> 00:18:03,582
She's not there.
522
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:04,727
She's always there!
523
00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:06,030
This stops now.
524
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,803
We're gonna go
knock on that door,
525
00:18:07,891 --> 00:18:09,013
introduce ourselves,
526
00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:11,812
and put an end
to this nuttiness.
527
00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:20,444
Huh.
528
00:18:21,774 --> 00:18:22,764
Well,
that's weird timing.
529
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:23,795
The, um...
530
00:18:23,883 --> 00:18:25,256
The envelope
Alex dropped off.
531
00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:27,065
The... The old lady
never picked it up.
532
00:18:27,487 --> 00:18:28,665
What was that?
533
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,106
Oh, God.
Phil, what if she fell?
534
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:30,983
- We should go check on her.
- Come on.
535
00:18:31,071 --> 00:18:32,319
Yeah, I guess so.
536
00:18:32,407 --> 00:18:33,821
I am, uh,
right behind you.
537
00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:35,658
I'm just gonna go
find a flashlight.
538
00:18:35,746 --> 00:18:37,092
Phil...
539
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,631
♪♪
540
00:18:42,069 --> 00:18:43,616
Um...
541
00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:45,089
Hello?
542
00:18:46,903 --> 00:18:48,321
Ms. Mann?
543
00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:51,917
Hello?
544
00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:57,842
♪♪
545
00:18:58,159 --> 00:18:59,657
Ida Mae?
546
00:18:59,744 --> 00:19:02,076
♪♪
547
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:03,369
Oh.
548
00:19:03,456 --> 00:19:04,436
♪♪
549
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,579
Ida Mae?
550
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:11,506
♪♪
551
00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:13,280
Ms. Mann?
552
00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:21,655
It was simplicity itself.
553
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:25,045
A year ago, Claire accused me
for the millionth time
554
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,757
that I couldn't scare her,
so I came up with a plan.
555
00:19:27,864 --> 00:19:29,733
I'd just sold a house
to a European couple
556
00:19:29,821 --> 00:19:31,611
that weren't gonna
take possession for a while,
557
00:19:31,699 --> 00:19:34,448
so, uh, last fall,
"Ida Mae" moved in.
558
00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:35,982
I told you!
559
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:37,748
She's always up there!
560
00:19:37,836 --> 00:19:41,303
Fortunately, the house was
right on Claire's jogging route,
561
00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:43,616
so it was easy
to introduce Claire to Ida Mae,
562
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,576
and when I wanted to amp it up,
563
00:19:47,069 --> 00:19:49,959
I had Ida Mae make contact.
564
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,461
Hey!
565
00:19:54,549 --> 00:19:56,047
Then, this morning...
566
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,324
I knew that ax
wouldn't scare Claire.
567
00:19:58,412 --> 00:19:59,530
I just did that
so she'd accuse me
568
00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:00,866
of not being able to scare her.
569
00:20:00,954 --> 00:20:02,368
It's all about
plausibility.
570
00:20:02,456 --> 00:20:03,912
Damn right, it is.
571
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,155
Over the past year,
572
00:20:05,243 --> 00:20:07,280
Ida Mae joined
the neighborhood association,
573
00:20:07,368 --> 00:20:08,949
hung up a poster
for her lost dog,
574
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,565
signed up for Meals on Wheels.
575
00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:11,733
They're not bad, by the way.
576
00:20:11,821 --> 00:20:14,655
Also, she got
a lot of knitting done.
577
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,901
Oh, I'm sorry, Claire.
578
00:20:18,989 --> 00:20:20,028
Did I scare you?
579
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:22,363
- You did this?
- Yep.
580
00:20:22,451 --> 00:20:23,866
- How long have you planned this...
- 11 months,
581
00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:25,298
two weeks,
and three days ago,
582
00:20:25,386 --> 00:20:26,660
I gave birth
to Ida Mae Mann.
583
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,620
Because I da main man.
584
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,409
Oh, don't you dare
do word play, Phil.
585
00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:31,308
Sorry.
586
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,386
I was having
so much fun!
587
00:20:33,474 --> 00:20:35,191
What? I was wondering
what we were gonna do
588
00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:36,675
for the next 30 years
of our lives
589
00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:38,004
without the kids
in the house.
590
00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:39,276
And now I know...
591
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,870
you're getting twisted,
and I like it.
592
00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,269
Game on.
593
00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:44,772
- Unh‐unh. Unh‐unh.
- Mm‐hmm.
594
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,095
"Game on"?
What do you mean "game on"?
595
00:20:46,183 --> 00:20:47,534
It's... It's game over.
596
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,557
Nope.
597
00:20:49,771 --> 00:20:51,190
Watch your back, buddy.
598
00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,000
This is gonna be
so much fun.
599
00:20:54,475 --> 00:20:56,102
Can't we just travel?
600
00:20:58,483 --> 00:20:59,726
Where'd your mom go?
601
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:07,347
I really needed this today!
602
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,324
Excuse me. Excuse me.
603
00:21:12,435 --> 00:21:14,224
Hey! That's my wife!
604
00:21:14,312 --> 00:21:17,460
Oh, sure, sweetheart.
Like you could get that.
605
00:21:17,548 --> 00:21:20,077
No, no, no!
That is my husband!
606
00:21:20,961 --> 00:21:22,006
Does she know that...
607
00:21:22,094 --> 00:21:23,936
No, and we're never
gonna tell her.
608
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,460
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