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Honey,
what are you doing?
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I just saw this incredible
telekinesis video.
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I'm trying to make
a piece of bacon levitate.
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Don't you have to,
I don't know, work?
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Are you saying
it'll never happen?
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Is there perhaps
a more
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colorful way
of saying that?
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I know you're trying
to get me to say
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"It'll happen
when pigs fly."
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That counts.
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What?
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Oh, my gosh!
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Good morning, Earth mates.
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Morning, Farr... Ahh-ha.
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Oh, my lower back
is killing me.
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Has anyone seen
my healing crystal?
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Mm, that may be
the only thing of yours
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we haven't seen.
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Dylan's mom, Farrah,
came to see the babies,
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and then she found out
that her polyamorous quad
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was downgraded to a triad.
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Now we're stuck with her.
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Polyamory.
Can you imagine?
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No.
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She needs to go.
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Season 11 Episode 08
Episode Title :"Tree's a Crowd"
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♪ Oh-ohhhh ♪
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Farrah! Farrah!
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- Ohhhhh!
- Farrah!
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Do you have to do that
right here?
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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I didn't realize
you wanted it
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to keep flooding
in the Philippines.
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I don't want it
to keep flooding
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in the Philippines,
Claire.
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It's okay.
I'll just go in the other room.
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Great.
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Ugh.
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It's Jerry. I can't.
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It's gonna be 45 minutes
about how much he misses Mom
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and then some overshare
about their sex life.
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Claire, he's family.
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Jerry.
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How are you?
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Yeah.
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No, I know.
We miss her, too.
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The babies are great.
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Yeah, constantly exploring,
always sticking their fingers
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- in everything.
- Hmm.
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Oh, whoa, yeah.
What a...
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What a fun image
of my late mother-in-law.
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Really?
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Let me just...
Let me just check to see
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if we're gonna be around.
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Jerry is following
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the butterfly migration
to Mexico
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and wants to stop by tomorrow
to say hi.
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No way.
Make up an excuse.
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I'm a terrible liar.
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Tough. The last thing
we need around here
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is another hippie kook.
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Oh, it finally happened.
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I'm my father.
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Oh, my goddesses,
there you are.
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Oh, Claire,
would you be comfortable
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rubbing this
just above my buttocks
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while I offer up
a Tibetan pain chant?
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Doesn't sound like me.
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But I might know someone
who could help you out.
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Oh.
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Honestly, Jerry,
it's that, uh...
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Claire and I have...
Have hit a rough patch.
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She's been huffing...
cans of whipped cream.
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I mean...
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Help me.
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Underneath our bed
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looks like backstage
at a pie-eating contest.
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- Invite him here.
- What?
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Just get him here as fast
as you can. Come on.
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Uh, actually, Jerry,
everything's fine.
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Claire just agreed
to seek help.
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See you tomorrow.
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What the hell was that?
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Jerry's lonely,
Farrah's lonely,
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they both glom onto us.
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We set them up,
they'll glom onto each other,
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and then
she can bang his drum.
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My beautiful genius.
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Oop, sorry. Hold on.
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Oooh.
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Ooooh.
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Now I just have to find someone
to set you up with.
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Oh, breaking out
the good stuff, huh?
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Well, you know what?
We're finally close friends
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with a lesbian couple,
and...
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and I... I want them
to feel as special to us
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as if they were real gays.
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Cam, they're just as gay
as we are.
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Okay, hold on.
One moment.
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- Bink!
- Okay, well, as I am.
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Okay.
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- Hi.
- Oh, my gosh.
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You guys are
such a cute family.
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Oh, gosh, that picture.
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That was taken
at an amusement park.
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That's not
the real Bigfoot.
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"Real Bigfoot,"
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- Oh, my God. You're so funny.
- Yeah. Sure. Okay.
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Let's go with
"he was making a joke."
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So, you guys,
speaking of families...
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We're thinking of starting
one of our own.
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- Amazing. Oh,
- Congratulations.
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How are you gonna do it?
What's the plan?
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Actually, we wanted to ask you
something about that.
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Eh, there comes a point
in every gay man's life
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when a lesbian couple
asks him for his sperm.
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- Unless you're Mitchell and me.
- Yeah.
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All of our friends
have been asked,
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while we have been
cruelly overlooked.
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It's painful.
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It's like not getting picked
to play kickball.
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Well, that never
happened to me.
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I was my kickball team's
captain.
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Well,
only after our star
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broke his leg
and had to be put down.
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- He was a...
- A mule.
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From a mile away.
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Go ahead.
Ask us anything.
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Well, you know we think
the world of you guys.
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- Yes?
- And we, you.
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First of all,
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would you judge us
if we didn't adopt?
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Is that selfish?
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- Um, no.
- No.
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Oh, that's such a relief.
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Now, the next step
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is finding someone
who can...
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- Donate?
- Yes.
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You know, we don't
want anyone involved
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financially or otherwise,
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so we were just thinking
of going to the sperm bank.
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That's a good option,
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but make sure the janitors
are handsome,
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because, you know, they have
the keys to everything.
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Well, we also thought about
asking my brother.
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Oh, you don't want
to go down that road.
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It's too complicated.
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"My daddy, my uncle,
my daddy, my uncle."
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It's Chinatown.
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Yeah, you want someone
that...
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You know,
with a little distance,
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that you know and...
And trust.
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Who's attractive
and healthy.
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And who hasn't had
mental illness in their family
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in at least
a generation and a half.
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Well, that's the dream.
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- Well, dreams can come true.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, my God.
Thank you, guys.
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No, thank you.
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If you think of someone,
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- will you let us know?
- Yeah.
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- Lesbians.
- Lesbians.
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- Here's your cappuccino.
- Ah.
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None for me.
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I don't need to be sharp
to experience the empty void
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that is life
without Sherry Shaker.
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What are these little drawings
in the milk?
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That's me
staring out a window.
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I made the stars
with my tears.
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Ay, papi, if you can survive
me driving three blocks
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with you
on the roof of my car,
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you can survive this.
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When did that happen?
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It wasn't gonna work out
with Sherry anyway.
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She's Canadian.
They have ducks
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on their money.
They sell milk in a bag.
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I'll be in my room
if anyone needs me.
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Who am I kidding?
No one needs me.
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Ay, papi, these things
have a way of working out.
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I promise.
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You promise?
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What did you do?
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I called in a favor.
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Luke!
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Again?
I thought we were even.
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I need you to do something
for Manny.
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It'll mean
the world to him.
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Okay, I guess.
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I want you to go
to Sherry's improv show,
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talk him up to her.
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I want her to regret
breaking up with him.
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No. Not that.
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Anything but improv.
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Improv is no different
than getting waterboarded.
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Just stay calm,
go to a pleasant place
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in your mind,
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and remember that
you're not actually dying.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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Good boy.
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Go back to sleep.
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Why'd you bring
a crowbar?
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No reason.
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Gloria, we should not
be involved.
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You know what my dad
always said to me
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every time I was down?
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Nothing.
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I learned to figure
everything out on my own.
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This is your
least attractive quality.
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Where is your empathy?
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I have empathy.
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That's the one where
you care about people, right?
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You don't go out of your way
for anyone.
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Yes, I do.
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You remember that little valet
at the club?
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If I hadn't got him fired,
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he'd still be moving
everybody's seats up.
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Okay, here we go.
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Some apricot jam
from an old family recipe.
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Not that
you would be interested
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in any of
my family recipes.
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Is everything okay?
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Uh... Uh... - Why don't you
want us to be your donor?
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- Oh.
- Uh... D... It's okay. Just say it.
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- You're put off by my red hair.
- Or is it his freckles?
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- Or my tendency to burn.
- Or is it his...
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- Can this one please be about you?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Wait, are you saying
that you would donate for us?
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Honestly,
we would love that,
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but we were afraid
to put you on the spot,
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and we didn't think
you'd say yes.
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- Oh... Well, of... of course we'd say yes!
- We adore you!
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Oh! - Molly,
I think we just found our daddy.
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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Okay, so, which one of us
do you want?
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I don't know.
We haven't even had a chance
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- to think about it.
- Yeah.
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Well,
would it be helpful
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if we, you know,
walked around
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so you could take us in
from shoulder to shank?
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It's not
the county fair.
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Alright, well, maybe we'll
just go outside
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and, I don't know,
kick something?
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Or... Or we could do
a puzzle?
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Or we could spell
Connecticut?
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Why don't you guys
just decide?
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We're...
We're happy either way.
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Shouldn't be a problem.
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Oh, good, you're both here.
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Listen, I was thinking
about yesterday,
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how upset you are,
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and how you say I don't care
about people's feelings,
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so check this out.
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Brandi, get in here.
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I'm not done
with my cigarette!
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What did you do?
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I was trying
to figure a way
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00:08:02,877 --> 00:08:04,226
how to help Manny
to move on,
258
00:08:04,314 --> 00:08:05,776
and all of a sudden,
I met this little angel.
259
00:08:05,863 --> 00:08:06,882
Brandi?
260
00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:07,968
Hold on!
261
00:08:08,056 --> 00:08:10,017
The best part's
right at the filter!
262
00:08:10,105 --> 00:08:11,006
You're gonna love her.
263
00:08:11,094 --> 00:08:12,763
She runs towels
at the car wash.
264
00:08:12,935 --> 00:08:14,291
- Why did you encourage this?
- N...
265
00:08:14,378 --> 00:08:15,944
Hey, now,
why settle for Sherry
266
00:08:16,032 --> 00:08:17,211
when you can have
a little Brandi?
267
00:08:17,298 --> 00:08:18,696
I'll admit, that's good.
268
00:08:19,682 --> 00:08:21,923
Holy ****
269
00:08:22,915 --> 00:08:24,509
This house!
270
00:08:24,597 --> 00:08:27,274
So, this is how come
you can afford the lava wax.
271
00:08:27,362 --> 00:08:28,929
Brandi,
this is my wife, Gloria,
272
00:08:29,017 --> 00:08:31,019
and this stud is my son,
Manny.
273
00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,988
Brandi,
I'm sure you're very nice,
274
00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:35,663
but I'm dealing with
losing the love of my life,
275
00:08:35,759 --> 00:08:37,774
and I just need some time.
276
00:08:38,415 --> 00:08:40,134
I know what you're
going through, honey.
277
00:08:40,222 --> 00:08:42,147
My man saw Free Solo
278
00:08:42,235 --> 00:08:43,874
and tried to scale
the local bank.
279
00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:45,834
He died
doing what he loved...
280
00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:47,788
Daring the cops
to shoot him.
281
00:08:47,876 --> 00:08:49,415
Jay, should I scream
at you here,
282
00:08:49,503 --> 00:08:50,656
or should we do it
in the kitchen?
283
00:08:50,743 --> 00:08:52,048
I could go
for a little snack.
284
00:08:52,136 --> 00:08:53,589
Uh, listen, you guys
get to know each other.
285
00:08:53,676 --> 00:08:55,077
Manny, offer her
a drink at the bar.
286
00:08:55,176 --> 00:08:56,224
You got anything
with cinnamon?
287
00:08:56,311 --> 00:08:57,657
I'm not particular.
288
00:08:58,352 --> 00:08:59,499
What were you thinking
289
00:08:59,587 --> 00:09:01,383
bringing a girl
like that here?
290
00:09:01,471 --> 00:09:02,345
What are you
talking about?
291
00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:03,673
Brandi's a ton of fun.
292
00:09:03,761 --> 00:09:05,764
Oh, sure, maybe you don't
bring her home to Mom.
293
00:09:05,852 --> 00:09:07,524
That's literally
what you did.
294
00:09:07,954 --> 00:09:10,462
I hope that
that's her parole officer.
295
00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:15,468
Ah, Luke!
296
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,415
What a surprise!
297
00:09:18,231 --> 00:09:20,047
How did your talk
with Sherry go?
298
00:09:20,135 --> 00:09:21,274
Not well.
299
00:09:21,403 --> 00:09:22,563
What do you mean?
300
00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:24,850
Did you mention to her
that Manny was retweeted
301
00:09:24,938 --> 00:09:26,154
by one of
the Property Brothers?
302
00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:27,242
Yeah,
I brought that up.
303
00:09:27,342 --> 00:09:28,476
And what did she say?
304
00:09:28,577 --> 00:09:29,812
Uh, does she miss him?
305
00:09:29,912 --> 00:09:31,146
Will she take him back?
306
00:09:31,246 --> 00:09:33,381
- I don't think so.
- Why not?
307
00:09:33,481 --> 00:09:36,954
Well, we kind of...
kissed.
308
00:09:37,886 --> 00:09:39,087
What?
309
00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,255
Well, the Brandi plan's
310
00:09:40,355 --> 00:09:42,257
looking pretty good
right now, huh?
311
00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:45,171
Hello, family.
312
00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:47,730
Oh.
Hi, Jerry. Welcome.
313
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,069
- How are you?
- Sorry.
314
00:09:49,157 --> 00:09:50,984
I would've knocked,
but you know I abhor violence.
315
00:09:51,071 --> 00:09:52,749
- Hey.
- Oh sorry,
316
00:09:52,837 --> 00:09:54,049
I was grinding polenta
for our lunch.
317
00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,194
My arm's kinda tender.
318
00:09:55,282 --> 00:09:56,671
Polenta elbow
is a real thing.
319
00:09:56,759 --> 00:09:58,253
Marianne Williamson
was the only candidate
320
00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:59,874
with the guts
to talk about it.
321
00:10:00,218 --> 00:10:01,817
So, Jer,
how you doing?
322
00:10:01,922 --> 00:10:02,945
I'm hanging in there.
323
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,635
Very happy
to see you both.
324
00:10:04,762 --> 00:10:06,177
But the truth is, Claire,
in this light,
325
00:10:06,264 --> 00:10:07,629
you're reminding me
so much of your mother.
326
00:10:07,716 --> 00:10:09,517
- Well, it's the hair.
- Same neck.
327
00:10:10,804 --> 00:10:12,771
Oh, you must be Jerry.
328
00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,697
I'm Dylan's mom, Farrah.
329
00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:15,991
How wonderful
to meet you.
330
00:10:16,091 --> 00:10:17,592
Full disclosure...
I'm a hugger.
331
00:10:17,796 --> 00:10:19,954
I'm sorry, I'm not very
comfortable with that,
332
00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:21,679
because I'm a kisser.
333
00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:24,687
Oh,
what a lovely necklace.
334
00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:25,640
Well, thank you.
335
00:10:25,728 --> 00:10:27,951
It was made from the wreckage
of a Japanese whaling ship.
336
00:10:28,038 --> 00:10:29,843
How can the same people
that gave us the haiku
337
00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:31,611
want to hunt
such a graceful creature?
338
00:10:31,773 --> 00:10:32,968
Uh, well, I can guarantee
339
00:10:33,075 --> 00:10:34,880
that absolutely no vegetables
were harmed
340
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,048
in the making
of this salad.
341
00:10:36,144 --> 00:10:37,130
Actually, Claire,
342
00:10:37,218 --> 00:10:38,555
it's been proven
that plants feel pain.
343
00:10:38,642 --> 00:10:41,070
Yes, they scream when you
rip them from the ground.
344
00:10:41,257 --> 00:10:43,614
Oh, um,
then you're gonna hate
345
00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:45,177
what happened
to these grapes.
346
00:10:45,265 --> 00:10:46,913
That's okay.
They're drunk.
347
00:10:48,445 --> 00:10:50,993
Oh. Well, it is such
a nice day outside.
348
00:10:51,093 --> 00:10:52,271
Why don't the two of you
349
00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:53,428
enjoy your wine
in the backyard
350
00:10:53,515 --> 00:10:54,966
while we finish
setting up in here?
351
00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:56,198
What a lovely idea.
352
00:10:56,298 --> 00:10:58,133
Oh, Farrah,
did you know
353
00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,736
that Jerry is following
the butterfly migration?
354
00:11:00,824 --> 00:11:02,054
All the way to Méjico?
355
00:11:02,142 --> 00:11:03,446
I'm gonna spend
the winter and spring
356
00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:05,624
hammock camping
in the Sierra Chincua sanctuary.
357
00:11:05,712 --> 00:11:07,833
That is one of my favorite
places on this Earth.
358
00:11:07,921 --> 00:11:09,731
- Oh, you've been there?
- Not in ages,
359
00:11:09,819 --> 00:11:11,765
but I would love to visit
in this life.
360
00:11:11,908 --> 00:11:13,155
Oh...
361
00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:16,653
This is going so much better
than we even hoped!
362
00:11:16,741 --> 00:11:19,161
It's so weird.
Jerry has such a type.
363
00:11:19,249 --> 00:11:21,538
I mean, Farrah and my mom
are the...
364
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:24,320
My mom.
She's in the backyard.
365
00:11:24,408 --> 00:11:26,232
Ohhhh, right.
366
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,595
Oh, God.
367
00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:28,942
Um, I don't know
what happened.
368
00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:30,038
It's Dede.
369
00:11:30,126 --> 00:11:31,130
How did she get here?
370
00:11:31,218 --> 00:11:32,436
I thought she was
at Mitchell's house.
371
00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:33,710
I don't understand.
372
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:37,773
My mom's ashes are fused
to the roots of the tree.
373
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,353
Of course.
374
00:11:39,523 --> 00:11:42,177
Dede, I never would have
flirted with another woman
375
00:11:42,265 --> 00:11:43,146
in front of you.
376
00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:44,820
Unless it was
that kind of weekend,
377
00:11:45,093 --> 00:11:46,348
like that time in Taos.
378
00:11:46,452 --> 00:11:48,116
- Ew.
- Dede needs me.
379
00:11:48,216 --> 00:11:49,679
I shouldn't go anywhere.
380
00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:51,843
But... But what...
But what about the butterflies
381
00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:53,200
and Méjico?
382
00:11:53,288 --> 00:11:54,890
Claire,
I can feel it.
383
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,749
Your mother
is in pain right now.
384
00:11:56,848 --> 00:11:59,411
Are... Are we absolutely sure
it's the tree?
385
00:11:59,499 --> 00:12:01,371
Because I do have
an eggplant parmesan
386
00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:02,552
under the broiler.
387
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,523
I don't mean to overreact,
388
00:12:03,611 --> 00:12:05,312
but I think the situation
may call for
389
00:12:05,422 --> 00:12:06,757
some throat singing.
390
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,841
Alright. Mitch. Cam.
391
00:12:15,929 --> 00:12:17,245
- Okay, I'll go first.
- Okay.
392
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,345
- I'm tall.
- Tall.
393
00:12:18,468 --> 00:12:19,481
I'm strong,
394
00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:20,911
and I have
a Matt Damon nose.
395
00:12:20,999 --> 00:12:23,075
- Okay.
- Okay.
396
00:12:23,163 --> 00:12:24,593
Mitchell, quick...
Me or Matt Damon?
397
00:12:24,681 --> 00:12:25,536
- Uh...
- Don't think, just answer.
398
00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:26,961
- Uh... Okay, I'll give you that one.
- Yeah.
399
00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:28,502
Um, alright, now me.
Um...
400
00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,062
♪ Aaah ♪
Perfect pitch.
401
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,788
Well, what this baby needs
is rhythm.
402
00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:34,590
And I've never
had a cavity.
403
00:12:34,678 --> 00:12:36,476
I-I have good
penmanship.
404
00:12:36,564 --> 00:12:38,536
Well, I had an aunt
that lived to 110,
405
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,099
and she smoked a pipe
every day.
406
00:12:40,187 --> 00:12:41,837
- I'm responsible.
- I'm nurturing.
407
00:12:41,937 --> 00:12:43,763
Uh... Okay.
I'm nurturing, too.
408
00:12:43,851 --> 00:12:46,286
When Lily was a baby,
I sang her to sleep every night,
409
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,474
with perfect pitch.
410
00:12:47,562 --> 00:12:48,593
♪ Aaah ♪
411
00:12:48,681 --> 00:12:49,796
Well,
I used to look at her
412
00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:51,594
through the window every morning
when I would drop her off at school,
413
00:12:51,681 --> 00:12:53,320
until the security guard
took my picture.
414
00:12:53,408 --> 00:12:55,241
Okay, uh...
you know what?
415
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,921
You... You be the donor.
416
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,006
I don't think that
I can have a kid in the world
417
00:12:59,094 --> 00:13:00,388
and not be
a part of their life.
418
00:13:00,476 --> 00:13:01,834
Oh, Mitchell, I don't think
I can, either.
419
00:13:01,921 --> 00:13:04,265
It would kill me to have
a little button-nose beauty
420
00:13:04,353 --> 00:13:05,671
out there
kicking up a storm
421
00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:08,007
as the first female punter
or the first male Rockette.
422
00:13:08,095 --> 00:13:09,192
We begged them.
423
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,914
We're gonna look like
such flakes.
424
00:13:11,002 --> 00:13:13,384
- They're gonna be heartbroken.
- How do we tell them?
425
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,004
We're just gonna have
to be completely honest.
426
00:13:15,091 --> 00:13:16,750
We could tell them the
microwave's been on the fritz
427
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:17,813
and we're both sterile.
428
00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:19,188
Great. That. Yeah.
429
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,071
Okay.
430
00:13:24,858 --> 00:13:26,138
- Hey.
- Hi. It's us.
431
00:13:26,226 --> 00:13:27,396
Hey. What a surprise.
432
00:13:27,484 --> 00:13:29,617
Uh... Uh, honey?
Mitch and Cam are here!
433
00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:31,857
Listen, we're sorry for
dropping in like this. - Mm-hmm.
434
00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,593
Uh, but there's something
we need to tell you.
435
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,584
Yeah.
436
00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:35,968
- What's up?
- Hi.
437
00:13:36,056 --> 00:13:37,688
Okay, there... there's
no easy way to say this.
438
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,946
Um... we're just not
comfortable donating sperm.
439
00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:42,499
And... And...
You know, listen,
440
00:13:42,617 --> 00:13:44,706
we were so flattered.
441
00:13:44,806 --> 00:13:47,041
But I think we just got
caught up in the moment.
442
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:48,437
Oh, we get it.
443
00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:49,626
Yeah. No problem.
444
00:13:49,868 --> 00:13:51,328
- Oh, really?
- It's totally fine.
445
00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:52,539
Thank you so much
for letting us know.
446
00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:53,398
- Okay.
- You guys are the best.
447
00:13:53,486 --> 00:13:54,203
- Oh. Oh, yeah.
- Mwah.
448
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,125
- Okay.
- Hey, have a good one.
449
00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:56,614
- Sure.
- Bye. Bye.
450
00:13:57,507 --> 00:13:59,288
Wow, I-I can't believe
how well that went.
451
00:13:59,392 --> 00:14:01,008
Yeah, I know.
I feel... I feel so much better.
452
00:14:01,095 --> 00:14:02,729
That was... so easy.
453
00:14:02,817 --> 00:14:04,819
Yeah.
Yeah, like, really easy.
454
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,445
Wait, was it too easy?
455
00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:11,984
I got this.
456
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,631
- Hi. It's us again.
- Yeah.
457
00:14:16,719 --> 00:14:20,323
Listen, um...
what just happened?
458
00:14:20,556 --> 00:14:23,203
Because we just cratered
your entire family planning,
459
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,835
and all we get
is a "Have a good one"?
460
00:14:25,923 --> 00:14:27,791
You don't seem
too broken up about it.
461
00:14:27,879 --> 00:14:30,115
Uh... No, no,
we're super-sad.
462
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,311
We're just lesbians.
463
00:14:31,399 --> 00:14:33,767
- Oh. Oh, of course.
- Okay. That's on us.
464
00:14:33,855 --> 00:14:36,450
- That is on...
- Okay.
465
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:37,367
Who's that?
466
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,531
- Campbell.
- No, it's not.
467
00:14:38,619 --> 00:14:39,836
You're the one
with the masculine laugh.
468
00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:41,485
Yeah, and I'm...
I'm suddenly aware
469
00:14:41,573 --> 00:14:43,627
that we've been talking outside
for a long time.
470
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:44,843
Do... Do you mind
if we come in?
471
00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,665
Yeah, no, not at all,
Mitch and Cam!
472
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,359
Come on into the house!
473
00:14:49,564 --> 00:14:50,882
Hey... Hey, Campbell!
474
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,872
Hi! Who's... Who...
Who's your hunk?
475
00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:54,239
Hi. I'm Nathan.
476
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,538
Nathan.
477
00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:56,901
Hello, Nathan.
What is...
478
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,867
Champagne. What?
Were you celebrating?
479
00:14:58,955 --> 00:15:02,124
With a man in possession of
some pretty remarkable genetics.
480
00:15:02,212 --> 00:15:03,296
Oh, I get it.
481
00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:05,987
That's why you let us
off the hook so easy.
482
00:15:06,414 --> 00:15:08,016
You were gonna replace us.
483
00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:09,648
Okay,
we're sorry.
484
00:15:09,814 --> 00:15:11,272
Yes,
he's gonna donate.
485
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,453
We did not plan this.
We just met.
486
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:14,945
- You just met?!
- Just met?
487
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,701
- Where? How?
- How? When? How?
488
00:15:16,789 --> 00:15:18,390
He was our
I-Lyft driver.
489
00:15:18,478 --> 00:15:19,757
Man, his car
was really clean,
490
00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:21,085
he made
excellent conversation.
491
00:15:21,173 --> 00:15:22,476
And I mean,
look at him.
492
00:15:22,564 --> 00:15:23,749
You guys get it,
right?
493
00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:25,320
That should be
making babies.
494
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:28,244
Look, at least we can tell
our friends that we were asked.
495
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:29,257
Yeah,
and you know what?
496
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,344
Hey,
second place isn't bad.
497
00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:32,382
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
498
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:33,320
Ooh, do you mind?
499
00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:34,860
Can we get
a-a picture with you
500
00:15:34,948 --> 00:15:36,864
just to show all of our friends
what it took to beat us out?
501
00:15:36,951 --> 00:15:38,519
- Sure.
- Sorry. Thanks.
502
00:15:38,607 --> 00:15:40,257
- Okay.
- Would it help if I took off my shirt?
503
00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,179
- Oh, probably, yeah.
- In so many ways.
504
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:43,535
Yes, it would.
Here.
505
00:15:43,623 --> 00:15:44,665
- There is it. Okay.
- There...
506
00:15:44,752 --> 00:15:46,039
Wow.
There... it is.
507
00:15:46,227 --> 00:15:47,328
Okay.
508
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,018
Why would
you kiss Sherry?
509
00:15:49,106 --> 00:15:50,340
I didn't mean
for it to happen.
510
00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:51,296
I'm not surprised.
511
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,242
I've seen you make out
with a Mr. Potato Head.
512
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,977
It was
a Mrs. Potato Head.
513
00:15:55,065 --> 00:15:57,149
She had the bow
and the girl lips.
514
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,298
I couldn't talk to Sherry
before the show,
515
00:15:59,385 --> 00:16:00,633
so I had to sit through it.
516
00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,875
The first sketch was so bad,
I tried to bail,
517
00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:04,438
but they locked the doors.
518
00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:07,070
Then she walked
on the stage...
519
00:16:07,158 --> 00:16:08,672
Or should I say,
520
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,336
the first octopus President
walked on stage.
521
00:16:11,424 --> 00:16:12,437
Look.
522
00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:14,594
She's signing eight bills
at once.
523
00:16:14,985 --> 00:16:17,664
And I'll never
run out of ink.
524
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,274
Her performance
was a Tour de France.
525
00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:23,461
She was like a hot,
girl version of my dad.
526
00:16:23,865 --> 00:16:27,102
Afterwards, we kept talking,
and... it just happened.
527
00:16:27,225 --> 00:16:28,391
I'm really sorry,
528
00:16:28,479 --> 00:16:30,179
but I think I may have
real feelings for her.
529
00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:33,578
Listen to me, you're never
going to see Sherry ever again.
530
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:35,047
I have to tell Manny
the truth.
531
00:16:35,135 --> 00:16:36,169
Don't you dare.
532
00:16:36,257 --> 00:16:37,664
Tell me what?
533
00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:42,625
Manny, I'm sorry,
but... I kissed Sherry.
534
00:16:42,859 --> 00:16:44,422
I feel terrible about it.
535
00:16:46,219 --> 00:16:47,508
Are you okay?
536
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,117
I will be.
537
00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:50,820
After I kick your ass!
538
00:16:50,914 --> 00:16:52,055
Come on!
Oh, hell yeah!
539
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:53,155
- Hold on, hold on!
- Manny,
540
00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:54,795
violence
is never the answer.
541
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:55,939
Kid, you don't know
what you're doing.
542
00:16:56,026 --> 00:16:56,672
Uh, yes, I do.
543
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,891
I got a "satisfactory"
in Beginning Stage Combat.
544
00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:00,010
And action!
545
00:17:00,097 --> 00:17:01,065
- Come here, Luke. Luke!
- No, easy, easy.
546
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,250
- Hey!
- Whoa!
547
00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:03,306
Whoa! Easy!
548
00:17:03,394 --> 00:17:04,305
- Easy!
- How could you?!
549
00:17:04,393 --> 00:17:06,687
- Of all the women! Come on, Luke!
- No! No! No! No!
550
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,922
- Ah!
- No!
551
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,423
Enough.
552
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:12,563
Now, listen, I'm sorry
that you're hurting so badly,
553
00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:14,617
and I'm sorry that my plan
to help you move on
554
00:17:14,705 --> 00:17:15,828
was a disaster.
555
00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:17,578
But you're a good guy
with a big heart,
556
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:18,962
and you're gonna find
the right person,
557
00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:20,250
I promise you.
558
00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:23,930
And you...
it was big of you
559
00:17:24,018 --> 00:17:25,820
to want to tell Manny
the truth to his face.
560
00:17:25,908 --> 00:17:27,777
- Thanks.
- But you crossed a line.
561
00:17:27,865 --> 00:17:29,602
You put yourself
in front of your family,
562
00:17:29,863 --> 00:17:32,432
and you hurt a guy
who loves you like a brother.
563
00:17:32,829 --> 00:17:34,758
You disappointed
the hell out of me.
564
00:17:36,441 --> 00:17:37,828
I'm gonna ask you
to leave.
565
00:17:38,999 --> 00:17:40,289
I'm sorry, Manny.
566
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,008
Sorry, papi.
567
00:17:44,184 --> 00:17:46,695
I think I need to be alone
for a while.
568
00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:48,258
I understand.
569
00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:49,852
Just remember, Manny,
570
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:52,575
I'm there for you whenever
there's a rainy day.
571
00:17:52,843 --> 00:17:55,102
'Cause we don't work those,
so...
572
00:17:56,703 --> 00:17:58,336
You keep your chin up, kid.
573
00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:00,281
It's gonna work out
okay.
574
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,406
I know.
575
00:18:02,494 --> 00:18:03,914
Thanks, Jay.
576
00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:06,811
I'm so sorry
that I told you
577
00:18:06,899 --> 00:18:08,492
that you didn't care
about other people.
578
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,781
I care about
other people.
579
00:18:09,869 --> 00:18:11,155
I'm really very sensitive.
580
00:18:11,243 --> 00:18:12,296
That's great.
581
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,241
So, maybe tomorrow,
you can take Joe
582
00:18:14,329 --> 00:18:16,564
to that little boy's
princess party.
583
00:18:16,652 --> 00:18:18,265
Little boy's
princess party?
584
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,069
Eh... I think it's nice
that he has the freedom
585
00:18:22,157 --> 00:18:23,850
to express himself
that way.
586
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:25,890
Pretty good, huh?
587
00:18:25,983 --> 00:18:27,858
They want the parents
to go dress up, too.
588
00:18:27,946 --> 00:18:29,374
Okay, I'm out.
589
00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:32,460
45 minutes of sitar,
and nothing.
590
00:18:32,624 --> 00:18:34,147
She can't be
reasoned with.
591
00:18:34,235 --> 00:18:35,269
That's so Dede.
592
00:18:35,357 --> 00:18:37,397
She's clearly
still upset with us.
593
00:18:37,694 --> 00:18:39,132
Well,
she does hold a grudge.
594
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,322
Phil.
595
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,952
Claire, could you try
and reason with your mother?
596
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,405
What... Okay, Jerry,
is it possible
597
00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:48,326
that you are projecting
your guilt about moving on?
598
00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:50,699
Because
that's not my mom over there.
599
00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:52,543
I don't mean
to seem indelicate,
600
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,309
but you sound a little crazy
right now.
601
00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:56,066
Please,
talk to the tree.
602
00:18:57,418 --> 00:18:59,098
Okay, um...
603
00:19:01,736 --> 00:19:03,551
Hey, uh, Mom?
604
00:19:04,736 --> 00:19:07,784
So, uh... Jerry wants to go
to Mexico for a year...
605
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,973
Four months!
606
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,394
Worth a shot.
607
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,716
And he's lonely,
608
00:19:11,804 --> 00:19:15,488
so he wants to take
his new friend.
609
00:19:16,404 --> 00:19:17,660
What?
610
00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:19,632
Wh... You're...
611
00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:21,512
Really?
You're okay with it?
612
00:19:21,776 --> 00:19:23,566
She says "Have fun."
613
00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:24,535
How did she sound?
614
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,918
Did she seem
passive-aggressive?
615
00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:27,685
Yeah, maybe you should
double-check, Claire.
616
00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:29,918
Great.
Thank you, Phil.
617
00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:34,013
Mom,
after missing you a lot
618
00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:37,105
and talking about
very little else,
619
00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:40,123
um, Jerry finally
met someone.
620
00:19:40,218 --> 00:19:42,996
It's... It's actually
Dylan's Mom, Farrah,
621
00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:46,184
and he wants
to take her to Mexico.
622
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,113
She's listening.
Keep going.
623
00:19:50,201 --> 00:19:54,572
Um... Jerry is worried
that this would upset you,
624
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,272
but I told him that
you want him to be happy
625
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,912
and to move on, right?
626
00:19:59,429 --> 00:20:01,850
Please move, please move.
627
00:20:02,912 --> 00:20:05,764
Dede, does the rustling
mean "Yes"?
628
00:20:06,925 --> 00:20:08,295
Thank you, Dede.
629
00:20:08,656 --> 00:20:10,257
I will always love you.
630
00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:12,456
I need some water.
631
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,813
- And let's go rescue that eggplant.
- Yes.
632
00:20:17,271 --> 00:20:18,654
That was crazy!
633
00:20:18,742 --> 00:20:20,983
- Did you see that?
- Hold on.
634
00:20:21,071 --> 00:20:23,406
Your... Your mom wants
to say something.
635
00:20:23,494 --> 00:20:24,395
What?
636
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:25,952
"Hey, Claire Bear.
637
00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:28,726
Maybe you should appreciate
Phil's magic more,
638
00:20:28,814 --> 00:20:31,195
especially since he just solved
your problem."
639
00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:33,023
I can't believe it.
You're a genius.
640
00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:34,515
- Mm.
- Thank you.
641
00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:35,546
You're welcome.
642
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,474
They don't call me
Filament Dunphy for nothing.
643
00:20:37,562 --> 00:20:38,729
That is cute,
644
00:20:38,817 --> 00:20:40,386
but you are still
selling houses, right?
645
00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:43,163
Oh, shoot,
I have a showing in 20 minutes.
646
00:20:43,391 --> 00:20:44,893
Oh!
647
00:20:48,343 --> 00:20:49,790
Love you.
648
00:20:53,314 --> 00:20:55,785
Oh, I guess I should be
watering you more, huh?
649
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,051
I've been busy.
650
00:20:57,139 --> 00:20:58,160
You're not even here,
651
00:20:58,248 --> 00:20:59,684
and I feel like
you're judging me.
652
00:20:59,772 --> 00:21:01,996
Fine.
I haven't been busy.
653
00:21:02,543 --> 00:21:03,864
I miss you.
654
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:06,419
It's probably why
I didn't want to see Jerry.
655
00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:08,559
He reminds me so much of you.
656
00:21:08,774 --> 00:21:11,739
It's also why
Farrah drives me nuts.
657
00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:13,627
If I'm gonna have
a kook in my house,
658
00:21:13,715 --> 00:21:15,183
I'd want it to be you.
659
00:21:16,264 --> 00:21:17,489
Phil.
660
00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:19,829
Phil, stop it.
661
00:21:22,113 --> 00:21:24,699
Shut up, Mom.
I like this haircut.
662
00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:31,543
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