1 00:00:04,639 --> 00:00:05,951 Jay, I'm home. 2 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:09,286 - Did Manny call? - No, because he's fine. 3 00:00:09,411 --> 00:00:11,945 It was a slumber party, not a gang fight. 4 00:00:12,070 --> 00:00:13,870 I just want him to fit in. 5 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,183 I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? 6 00:00:17,562 --> 00:00:20,630 You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. 7 00:00:20,755 --> 00:00:23,439 If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me. 8 00:00:29,653 --> 00:00:30,803 What's wrong? 9 00:00:34,455 --> 00:00:36,865 Why aren't they trying to hurt each other? 10 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:39,413 I don't know, but I'm afraid to move. 11 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:42,239 - You're really good at this. - Thanks. 12 00:00:42,558 --> 00:00:44,358 What is happening, Claire? 13 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,861 - What do you think? - Now, that is a scone. 14 00:00:49,096 --> 00:00:50,939 No butter, nonfat. 15 00:00:51,435 --> 00:00:52,335 Shut up. 16 00:00:53,919 --> 00:00:55,554 I'm gonna go check on Lily. 17 00:01:00,141 --> 00:01:02,096 - Surprise! - Mom! 18 00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:06,130 What's that? 19 00:01:06,774 --> 00:01:09,024 Sounds like a bird hit the window. 20 00:01:09,513 --> 00:01:11,362 Oh, God, that's a bad sign. 21 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:14,190 That hurt, jerk! 22 00:01:14,988 --> 00:01:16,838 I'm gonna kill you, stupid! 23 00:01:18,292 --> 00:01:20,506 - What happened? - Now I'm sad. 24 00:01:21,312 --> 00:01:22,312 Hi, honey. 25 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,960 I didn't know you were in town. You didn't call. 26 00:01:26,209 --> 00:01:28,769 Well, I couldn't wait to see your new baby. 27 00:01:28,894 --> 00:01:29,980 Where is she? 28 00:01:30,105 --> 00:01:32,049 - Mitchell, who was that? - It's my mom. 29 00:01:32,408 --> 00:01:34,840 Yeah, right. 'Cause the last time she was here, 30 00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:37,643 the refrigerator magnets rearranged themselves into a penta... 31 00:01:37,768 --> 00:01:38,681 Grandma! 32 00:01:41,429 --> 00:01:43,891 Subtitles by Tyno 33 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:45,980 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 34 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,450 Mom, what are you doing to her legs? 35 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,952 Tai chi. I did it every day in Sedona. 36 00:02:00,556 --> 00:02:02,406 Cameron, you should try it. 37 00:02:04,205 --> 00:02:07,374 Mitchell's mother has a problem... with me. 38 00:02:08,616 --> 00:02:09,920 Last Christmas, for example, 39 00:02:10,182 --> 00:02:14,137 she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer. 40 00:02:14,381 --> 00:02:15,309 So, to recap, 41 00:02:15,574 --> 00:02:17,808 I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, 42 00:02:17,933 --> 00:02:19,583 and she gave me a hint. 43 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,708 And living in Sedona has been transformational. 44 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:28,272 I get up every morning, and I go to a vortex meditation site 45 00:02:28,801 --> 00:02:31,650 and work with a shaman to finally understand 46 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,718 how to live my spirituality. 47 00:02:34,369 --> 00:02:35,237 Yikes. 48 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,257 And I've learned that 49 00:02:37,382 --> 00:02:40,034 the only way I can move to the next level 50 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:43,245 of my awakening is if we all 51 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:46,077 can somehow get past... 52 00:02:46,745 --> 00:02:47,708 the incident. 53 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,622 - The incident. - Oh, boy. 54 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,741 I would like to congratulate Jay and the lovely Gloria. 55 00:02:56,981 --> 00:02:58,762 I'm very happy for them. 56 00:02:59,175 --> 00:03:01,554 I wanted a big, beautiful wedding with Jay 57 00:03:01,679 --> 00:03:03,800 because my ex-husband and I got married 58 00:03:03,925 --> 00:03:06,648 in a tiny, little office of a judge in Colombia. 59 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,824 My mother wanted to go to the wedding 60 00:03:08,949 --> 00:03:11,634 to show everyone how okay she was with all of it, 61 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:14,318 so I convinced dad and Gloria to invite her. 62 00:03:15,674 --> 00:03:18,170 Who warned you that that was the worst idea ever? 63 00:03:18,295 --> 00:03:19,145 Anyone? 64 00:03:19,684 --> 00:03:20,534 Anyone? 65 00:03:22,221 --> 00:03:24,265 Of course, I've moved on. 66 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:28,149 I was supposed to come with a date, but he just hurt his back, 67 00:03:28,452 --> 00:03:32,312 which is very ironic because he's young and healthy. 68 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:35,134 My mom started drinking these cocktails 69 00:03:35,259 --> 00:03:37,101 called "horny Colombians" 70 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,853 with some of Gloria's uncles, 71 00:03:40,113 --> 00:03:42,863 whom, apparently, the drink was named after. 72 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,006 Oh, come on, they were funny. 73 00:03:46,776 --> 00:03:50,522 - They kept patting my butt. - Somebody's full of herself. 74 00:03:51,092 --> 00:03:53,942 It's a Colombian wedding tradition, they said. 75 00:03:56,215 --> 00:03:58,165 I would like to make a toast. 76 00:03:58,464 --> 00:04:00,825 Yeah, na got totally wasted. 77 00:04:01,093 --> 00:04:02,593 It was really funny. 78 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:04,858 Then it was gross. 79 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,998 To the bride and the groom, my ex. 80 00:04:09,706 --> 00:04:11,506 35 years we were together, 81 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,378 and he couldn't wait 10 minutes to run off with charo. 82 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:17,173 That's a joke. I'm kidding. 83 00:04:18,754 --> 00:04:22,405 Seriously, I knew they were perfect for each other 84 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,555 when I saw his wallet and her boobs. 85 00:04:26,387 --> 00:04:28,037 Take your hands off me. 86 00:04:28,162 --> 00:04:28,962 Mom. 87 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,270 - Mom. - Relax, Mitchell. 88 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,444 What, did you take your Claire pill? 89 00:04:33,569 --> 00:04:35,524 Let's get a little fresh air, okay? 90 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,292 And then it got weird. 91 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,778 I'm Gloria. Kiss me. 92 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,405 Oh, hey, kiss me. 93 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:47,489 Nana is really strong. 94 00:04:53,528 --> 00:04:55,252 During my vows to my first husband, 95 00:04:55,377 --> 00:04:58,437 drug dealers burst in and assassinated the judge. 96 00:04:58,562 --> 00:04:59,877 This was way worse. 97 00:05:00,002 --> 00:05:02,352 What can I say? I drive women crazy. 98 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,596 It's too soon, I guess. 99 00:05:06,997 --> 00:05:10,115 - Everybody is going to be there, mom. - I don't care. 100 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,896 Your father and I are not about to let you drive two hours to go to a concert 101 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:17,816 and spend the night with boys, especially that 17-year-old hormone. 102 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,736 - It's totally supervised. - Oh, really? By whom? 103 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,530 - By Spencer Patine's uncle. - Who's Spencer Patine? 104 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,996 You know Spencer. The guy with the arm. 105 00:05:26,121 --> 00:05:29,050 - What does that even mean? - His uncle is uncle Tobey. 106 00:05:29,175 --> 00:05:31,914 Oh, uncle Tobey. I'll be sure to include that in my Amber Alert. 107 00:05:32,192 --> 00:05:35,376 - Oh, my God. - Can I step in here? I can help. 108 00:05:35,756 --> 00:05:38,379 Haley, what your mom is worried about is you getting your heart 109 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,756 broken when Dylan goes off to college next year. 110 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,842 - He's not going to college. - He's not going to college? 111 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,377 He's in a band, okay? They're going on tour. 112 00:05:46,502 --> 00:05:48,300 This just gets better and better. 113 00:05:48,425 --> 00:05:51,125 Why are you always on me about everything?! 114 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,117 - Because you... - Everybody, calm down. 115 00:05:53,242 --> 00:05:55,250 Let's start from the beginning. 116 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,780 What's wrong with Spencer's arm? 117 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:04,905 - Mom, I'm home! - Hi, baby! 118 00:06:05,578 --> 00:06:08,028 Did you have fun at the slumber party? 119 00:06:08,485 --> 00:06:11,203 - You must be exhausted. - No, I'm not tired at all. 120 00:06:11,627 --> 00:06:13,877 I was the first one to fall asleep. 121 00:06:14,529 --> 00:06:15,708 What's on your face? 122 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:19,068 A smile from having such a good time with my friends. 123 00:06:19,264 --> 00:06:20,264 Come here. 124 00:06:23,497 --> 00:06:24,297 Look. 125 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:28,031 That's why they were laughing. 126 00:06:28,156 --> 00:06:30,973 I thought it was my funny take on current events. 127 00:06:31,325 --> 00:06:34,163 - Why would they do something like that? - Don't worry about it. 128 00:06:34,288 --> 00:06:37,786 Guys pull pranks like that all the time. You just got to prank 'em back. 129 00:06:37,911 --> 00:06:41,611 Just got to show 'em you're willing to give as good as you get. 130 00:06:42,722 --> 00:06:44,122 What do you think? 131 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:46,810 Revenge... 132 00:06:48,703 --> 00:06:49,703 I like it. 133 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:53,120 Well, mom, instead of drudging up the whole 134 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:56,290 incident, maybe we should just try and repress it. 135 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,125 - Like a normal family. - I can't. 136 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,543 I need closure. 137 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,812 I'm about to embark on a new journey. 138 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,398 I met a man. 139 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,550 - Really? - His name is Chas, 140 00:07:07,416 --> 00:07:10,596 and he's asked me to come live with him in his foreign land. 141 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,718 - Where? - Canada. 142 00:07:13,118 --> 00:07:15,976 - You're moving to... Canada? - French Canada. 143 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,359 That's wonderful. 144 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,906 It is wonderful. 145 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,417 It just that when I think of the awful things 146 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:25,694 that I said to Gloria and Jay 147 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,592 and you and Claire, 148 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,448 I feel such guilt. 149 00:07:29,735 --> 00:07:31,785 Give it time... And see Banff. 150 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,215 Cam, please. 151 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:35,954 I just can't give myself 152 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,706 to him sexually. 153 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,750 - Okay, mom. - Did not see that coming. 154 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,368 Don't get me wrong. 155 00:07:41,493 --> 00:07:43,295 We satisfy each other down there. 156 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:46,965 That's why I need everyone's forgiveness. 157 00:07:47,413 --> 00:07:48,965 I need your help, Mitchell. 158 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:51,178 Did you hear that? Your mom needs your help to 159 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:53,562 make love to her new man, Chas. 160 00:07:54,022 --> 00:07:55,800 That's not weird at all. 161 00:07:57,390 --> 00:07:59,806 I'm just not really sure what you're asking me to do, mom. 162 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:02,019 Well, everyone's mad at me. 163 00:08:02,337 --> 00:08:05,818 Maybe you could pave the way so that I can apologize. 164 00:08:08,192 --> 00:08:11,407 We are actually all supposed to have Sunday dinner tonight, so maybe 165 00:08:11,733 --> 00:08:14,660 I could go around and ask everyone if it's okay for you to join us. 166 00:08:15,978 --> 00:08:18,030 I knew I could count on you. 167 00:08:18,350 --> 00:08:19,922 My beautiful boy. 168 00:08:20,047 --> 00:08:21,587 I love you so much. 169 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,601 There's a fish in nature that swims around 170 00:08:24,726 --> 00:08:26,336 with its babies in its mouth. 171 00:08:26,461 --> 00:08:29,159 That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, 172 00:08:29,284 --> 00:08:30,509 "that's messed up." 173 00:08:38,921 --> 00:08:39,721 Boy... 174 00:08:41,191 --> 00:08:44,541 Things with your mom got pretty intense down there, huh? 175 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:47,761 All like east coast/west coast. You feelin' me? 176 00:08:47,886 --> 00:08:50,285 Act like a parent, talk like a peer. 177 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:52,060 I call it "peerenting." 178 00:08:52,395 --> 00:08:55,178 I learned it from my own dad who used to walk into my room and say, 179 00:08:55,303 --> 00:08:56,903 "what's up, sweathog?" 180 00:08:58,251 --> 00:08:59,151 Honey... 181 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,651 I would love to let you go to the concert. 182 00:09:01,776 --> 00:09:04,041 Are you kidding me? I think concerts are rad. 183 00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:06,578 - Hello! I was a Hall-raiser. - A what? 184 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,173 I followed Hall & Oates around the country one summer. 185 00:09:09,519 --> 00:09:12,509 "Rich Girl" just spoke to me. I was dating this girl. 186 00:09:13,707 --> 00:09:16,680 Not dating. I guess I was following her, too, kind of. 187 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,600 Mom just doesn't trust me, and it's not fair. 188 00:09:19,782 --> 00:09:22,975 She trusts you. It's just that weird stuff happens at concerts. 189 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,313 Boys get urges. 190 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:28,533 - Dad, is there something you want? - Yes, there is. 191 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,963 To connect with this girl right here. Come on. Pretend I'm not your dad. 192 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:34,323 We're just a couple of friends kickin' it in a juice bar. 193 00:09:34,716 --> 00:09:37,242 - What's a juice bar? - Okay, a malt shop, whatever. 194 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,077 - Dad, I don't... - Who's dad? 195 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,371 Who's dad? I'm Marcus 196 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,800 from biology. 197 00:09:43,654 --> 00:09:46,166 How's it going with you and Dylan? Has he tried anything 198 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,728 inappropriate with you... girl? 199 00:09:52,524 --> 00:09:56,074 No, nothing. Just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop. 200 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:01,310 Hey, Mitchell. What's up? 201 00:10:01,707 --> 00:10:02,956 Just in the hood. 202 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:06,749 Do you remember how mom gave up a career to raise us? 203 00:10:07,014 --> 00:10:08,450 Promising career. 204 00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:09,906 Oh, God. 205 00:10:11,368 --> 00:10:12,168 Mom. 206 00:10:13,698 --> 00:10:15,152 Why so long? 207 00:10:15,634 --> 00:10:18,468 I know, it's weird when we haven't talked for a while. 208 00:10:18,593 --> 00:10:19,970 I mean your hair. 209 00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:23,436 Well, if I can't tell you, who will? 210 00:10:23,561 --> 00:10:26,542 So, mom wants you to know that she's very sorry 211 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:30,661 about the incident and she wants us to forgive her. 212 00:10:31,211 --> 00:10:33,090 Very nice of her to say that through you. 213 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,367 Do you see? 214 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:37,879 The sarcasm is so hurtful... 215 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,104 Like a whip. 216 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:42,126 You know how growing up, we all have that voice inside our head 217 00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:44,601 that tells us we're not good enough? 218 00:10:45,548 --> 00:10:48,431 Well, mine was outside my head, driving me to school. 219 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:52,246 So, anyway, mom really wants to smooth everything over with dad and Gloria, 220 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,658 so I was thinking, would it be okay 221 00:10:54,783 --> 00:10:57,433 if she maybe joined us for dinner tonight? 222 00:10:57,558 --> 00:10:59,992 Because it may be the last time you ever see me. 223 00:11:00,309 --> 00:11:03,370 - Well... - Wait. What are you talking about? 224 00:11:05,234 --> 00:11:06,331 I'm moving 225 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,209 to a far and dangerous place. 226 00:11:09,555 --> 00:11:12,880 Canada, but she met a man named Chas. 227 00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:16,883 - He's a logger. - Like a lumberjack? 228 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:20,095 No, he logs blood samples into a cholesterol study. 229 00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:23,805 Anyway, until I'm past this whole wedding debacle, 230 00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:25,931 I can't be intimate with him. 231 00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:27,811 We do things to each other. 232 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,329 We use our hands. 233 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,565 Hey, nana. 234 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:33,692 My little comet. 235 00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:36,445 Look at you. You're all grown up. 236 00:11:37,165 --> 00:11:40,282 Tell mom that. She won't even let me go to a concert. 237 00:11:40,603 --> 00:11:42,553 Overnight with her boyfriend. 238 00:11:45,809 --> 00:11:47,559 What are you laughing at? 239 00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:50,549 Karma's a funny thing, that's all. 240 00:11:51,686 --> 00:11:53,777 - Remember Ricky? - Oh, God. 241 00:11:54,082 --> 00:11:56,214 - Who's Ricky? - No one. 242 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,467 Ricky was your mother's boyfriend, 243 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,552 and he looked like Charles Manson. 244 00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:04,056 And one night, she didn't come home until 4:00 in the morning. 245 00:12:04,588 --> 00:12:05,746 4:00? Wow. 246 00:12:06,221 --> 00:12:09,269 - Mom, what were you and Ricky doing? - Nothing. 247 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,633 We were doing nothing, and he was a very sweet boy, 248 00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:14,066 which you might have known if you bothered to get to know him. 249 00:12:14,356 --> 00:12:18,172 - Dylan's a sweet boy. - Dylan is no Ricky. 250 00:12:19,341 --> 00:12:20,678 Ricky was a poet. 251 00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:23,331 Dylan writes songs. Awesome songs. 252 00:12:23,456 --> 00:12:27,162 And maybe you would know that if you "bothered to get to know him." 253 00:12:29,657 --> 00:12:32,334 Okay, first of all, I am not my mother. 254 00:12:32,872 --> 00:12:35,295 I don't judge people before 255 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,363 I get a chance to know them. 256 00:12:37,864 --> 00:12:39,800 So you invite Dylan over to dinner tonight, 257 00:12:40,264 --> 00:12:43,191 and if he's as sweet and as kind as you say he is, 258 00:12:43,369 --> 00:12:45,972 then I have no problem considering 259 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,433 letting you go to the concert after 260 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,602 I do a background check on uncle Tobey. 261 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,422 Thank you, thank you, mom. 262 00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:54,556 I'm gonna go call him. 263 00:12:57,346 --> 00:13:00,570 - That's very revealing. - That's my parenting style. 264 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,155 I meant your blouse. 265 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,813 - Mom. - Claire, wait. 266 00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:07,158 Not making this easy. 267 00:13:08,082 --> 00:13:10,041 Claire, come on. Stop, stop, stop. 268 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:13,450 Just let her come to dinner, apologize to dad and Gloria, 269 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,071 and she and Chas can live happily ever after. 270 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,629 - In Canada. - In Canada. 271 00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:22,592 Wait, why don't you make her fix this instead of you doing it, as usual? 272 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,093 - What's that supposed to mean? - Mom makes a mess, 273 00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:29,024 - and there's Mitchell to clean it up. - That is so not true. 274 00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:32,410 If anything, you're the one with the screwed-up relationship with mommy... 275 00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,379 - With... with mom. - "Mommy"? 276 00:13:34,504 --> 00:13:36,604 I didn't say it... Damn it. 277 00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:39,863 Fine, she can come, but she's got to clear it with daddy. 278 00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:42,612 - I did not say "daddy." - You said "daddy." 279 00:13:44,564 --> 00:13:45,514 Hey, dad. 280 00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:47,313 Mitchell, what are you doing here? 281 00:13:47,438 --> 00:13:50,439 I'm sorry to bother you. Could I talk to you and Gloria for a second? 282 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:54,249 She's out dealing with a Manny situation. He set a kid's bike on fire. 283 00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:55,655 Why? 284 00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:59,908 I might have told him to get even with some kids, he went all Rambo with it. 285 00:14:01,678 --> 00:14:04,724 - Not my best parenting moment. - Not your worst. 286 00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:05,849 What's up? 287 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,054 Well, you know, mom's in town. 288 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,118 - Your mom? - No. No, your mom. 289 00:14:10,243 --> 00:14:12,058 She's back from the grave. Yes, my mom. 290 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,076 My mom would be less scary. 291 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,753 She's a wreck about what happened at the wedding, 292 00:14:16,878 --> 00:14:19,191 and she wants to come to dinner tonight to apologize. 293 00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:21,318 Still her little errand boy, I see. 294 00:14:21,635 --> 00:14:24,057 Why does everybody keep say... no. 295 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,000 I'm just trying to piece this family back together. 296 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,285 You'll talk to Gloria about mom coming to dinner? 297 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:33,497 Gloria would never go for that. She's still furious with your mother, 298 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:36,007 which is why I'm not talking to you. 299 00:14:36,132 --> 00:14:38,502 - What did I do? - This conversation never took place. 300 00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:42,714 - Not very nice. I drove the way here. - No, you didn't. You never even called. 301 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,433 I would have called, but I thought it would be better to talk... 302 00:14:45,558 --> 00:14:47,908 - What's happening here? - Listen... 303 00:14:48,699 --> 00:14:51,573 I would love to get this thing behind us, 304 00:14:52,113 --> 00:14:54,958 but Gloria would never forgive me if I pulled a fast one on her. 305 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:55,977 That's why 306 00:14:56,251 --> 00:14:59,856 you're going to pull a fast one on her, and I'm not going to like it one bit. 307 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,359 Okay, that's just great. So it's all up to me. 308 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:05,362 I can't hear you because you're back home and I'm taking a nap. 309 00:15:12,132 --> 00:15:13,839 D-Money. There he is. 310 00:15:14,426 --> 00:15:15,476 Come on in. 311 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,944 - How you doing? - Good. 312 00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:21,795 - Hey, everybody, this is Dylan. - Hey. 313 00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:27,021 He has a very gentle soul. 314 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,184 You got that from "hey"? 315 00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:33,326 - I see you brought the ax. - Yeah, I just came from practice. 316 00:15:33,451 --> 00:15:35,141 Sweet. Miss those days. 317 00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:37,947 - You were in a band? - Could have been, but in high school, 318 00:15:38,072 --> 00:15:40,302 I was really all about my magic, so... 319 00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:41,477 Oh, my God. 320 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,619 That's gonna be dad and Gloria. 321 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,779 I know it's silly, but... 322 00:15:48,124 --> 00:15:49,386 I'm a little nervous. 323 00:15:49,511 --> 00:15:52,061 Oh, no. That's not silly. You should be. 324 00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:55,589 How are you? 325 00:15:57,191 --> 00:15:58,774 - Nice mustache. - Thank you. 326 00:15:58,899 --> 00:16:01,815 Don't make fun. He may burn your house down. 327 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:05,652 - Oh, boy. - De. 328 00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:07,173 Hi, Jay. Gloria. 329 00:16:07,963 --> 00:16:09,342 What is she doing here? 330 00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:11,741 What does she mean, "what is she doing here?" 331 00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:13,958 - Mitchell told you I'd be here. - Lies! 332 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,212 I couldn't tell her because she wouldn't come. 333 00:16:16,337 --> 00:16:18,852 Gloria, my mom wants to apologize for everything. 334 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,397 You just spring it on Gloria like this? What the hell is wrong with you? 335 00:16:22,811 --> 00:16:25,321 - I don't want her apologies. - Who could blame you, honey? 336 00:16:25,446 --> 00:16:27,885 Which is why this is a terrible idea by you! 337 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:29,764 Jay, Manny, let's go. 338 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,591 Wait, Gloria. 339 00:16:31,893 --> 00:16:34,170 I just want to tell you 340 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,661 how sorry I am for ruing your wedding. 341 00:16:37,187 --> 00:16:40,790 I was struggling with being alone. 342 00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:43,668 Meanwhile, Jay moves on so easily. 343 00:16:43,947 --> 00:16:46,076 And not with just anyone. 344 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,561 With a... 345 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,552 Young and smart and beautiful woman. 346 00:16:52,898 --> 00:16:54,929 I don't expect to forgive me. 347 00:16:55,909 --> 00:16:56,973 If I were you, 348 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,434 I'd want to punch me right in the mouth. 349 00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:09,628 I think we've had enough revenge 350 00:17:09,753 --> 00:17:11,529 in this family for one day. 351 00:17:12,984 --> 00:17:15,909 You see? We're all gonna move past this. 352 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,869 Because of me, who's not a ma's boy, 353 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:21,371 but is a caring person with wisdom and emotional insight, 354 00:17:21,496 --> 00:17:23,086 so make a note, bitches. 355 00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:25,261 That's not a good color on you. 356 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,042 I forgive you. 357 00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:33,510 I am not prepared for this. 358 00:17:34,492 --> 00:17:35,442 I just... 359 00:17:35,874 --> 00:17:38,098 I want to rip your head off! 360 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,376 You ruined my wedding! 361 00:17:44,441 --> 00:17:45,864 I got Gloria! 362 00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:47,210 I got Gloria! 363 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,372 I got Gloria. 364 00:17:53,212 --> 00:17:55,067 Stand up like a big girl. Come on. 365 00:17:55,192 --> 00:17:57,826 All right, all right, all right. Stop it, stop it, stop it, 366 00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,245 the two of you! 367 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,830 - I am so sorry about this. - No, it's cool. 368 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:05,099 This is ridiculous. Gloria didn't steal me, De, and you know it. 369 00:18:06,237 --> 00:18:09,963 We grew apart for years. And you left to find yourself, remember? 370 00:18:10,621 --> 00:18:13,842 I thought I could handle this. I'm so sorry. 371 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,125 You don't say "sorry" anymore! That word means nothing in your mouth! 372 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,400 I got Gloria. 373 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,599 I don't know what just happened. 374 00:18:22,809 --> 00:18:23,609 I do. 375 00:18:25,977 --> 00:18:28,680 I mean, it seems pretty simple to me. 376 00:18:29,496 --> 00:18:32,592 You're reaching out, trying to hold on to something awesome. 377 00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:34,484 Maybe... Maybe you shouldn't... 378 00:18:34,609 --> 00:18:38,416 Look, I'm not used to this, the whole big-family thing. 379 00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:41,391 In my house, we don't even talk to each other. 380 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,020 You know, it's funny. The first time I saw Haley, 381 00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:46,427 I knew I liked her. 382 00:18:46,552 --> 00:18:49,613 I mean, she's beautiful and everything, but it's not just that. 383 00:18:49,738 --> 00:18:52,828 It's that she's got this killer confidence. 384 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,919 The kind of confidence that you get from having a family like this, 385 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:01,934 that's passionate and accepting of 386 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,158 hot foreigners 387 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,019 and gay dudes 388 00:19:06,298 --> 00:19:07,941 and nutty people. 389 00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:09,481 You know, 390 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,680 a family that actually loves each other. 391 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,328 I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 392 00:19:16,453 --> 00:19:18,662 but maybe we should let her go with him. 393 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:19,937 He's perfect. 394 00:19:22,155 --> 00:19:25,585 Everybody, haley says that Dylan is a musician, 395 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,080 and he writes some great songs. 396 00:19:29,197 --> 00:19:30,643 Play something, bro. 397 00:19:30,768 --> 00:19:34,553 - Well, I guess so, if you want me to. - We could all use a nice tune. 398 00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:37,769 This is actually a song I wrote for Haley. 399 00:19:38,149 --> 00:19:39,552 It's called "In The Moonlight." 400 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,930 - Lovely title, Dylan. - Thanks. 401 00:19:44,231 --> 00:19:47,770 The stars are falling from the sky 402 00:19:49,725 --> 00:19:53,709 And you're the reason why 403 00:19:57,117 --> 00:20:00,406 The moon is shining on your face 404 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,068 'Cause it finally feels 405 00:20:05,193 --> 00:20:07,756 It's found its place 406 00:20:07,881 --> 00:20:10,761 'Cause, baby, baby, 407 00:20:10,886 --> 00:20:13,878 I just want to do you, do you 408 00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:16,833 Do you want to do me, do me 409 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:20,218 Underneath the moonlight, the moonlight 410 00:20:20,995 --> 00:20:23,003 Baby, baby, 411 00:20:23,128 --> 00:20:25,902 Maybe I will steal you, steal you 412 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,852 Just so I can feel you, feel you 413 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,354 Maybe that would heal you, heal you 414 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,739 On the inside 415 00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:37,208 She's so not going. 416 00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:38,981 Not a chance in hell. 417 00:20:41,429 --> 00:20:44,707 They don't seem to mind 418 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,580 The moon is shining on your face 419 00:20:49,051 --> 00:20:52,167 And it finally feels it's 420 00:20:52,438 --> 00:20:55,295 Found its place 'cause 421 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:57,691 Baby, baby, 422 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,800 I just want to do you, do you 423 00:21:01,374 --> 00:21:04,168 Baby, you can do me, do me 424 00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:07,140 Man, I will do you, do you 425 00:21:07,491 --> 00:21:10,501 Maybe it would heal you, heal you 426 00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:12,677 From the inside 427 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,056 - Never good at harmonizing. - That was good.