1 00:00:02,629 --> 00:00:04,629 Let's go, buddy. School time. 2 00:00:04,783 --> 00:00:07,592 Gloria, if you want to get together with the girls later, 3 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:10,259 I could just watch the football game or something. 4 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:14,277 - That means he wants to watch the game. - I'm not talking to you. 5 00:00:14,812 --> 00:00:17,088 And what are you drinking coffee for, anyway? 6 00:00:17,213 --> 00:00:18,893 It's my culture. I'm Colombian. 7 00:00:20,018 --> 00:00:23,041 What part of Colombia are those French toaster sticks from? 8 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:26,765 I'm not sure about the game. The whole family is coming over for the barbecue. 9 00:00:26,890 --> 00:00:28,441 - It's today? - Sí. 10 00:00:29,470 --> 00:00:32,476 - It's the Ohio State game. - So, everybody can watch. 11 00:00:32,601 --> 00:00:35,993 I dislike watching the game with people who don't know the game. People talk. 12 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:39,219 - You talk at my football games. - For one thing, it's called soccer. 13 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:42,916 Your team's scored two goals all season. I'm not taking a big risk. 14 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:47,097 - How much of this did you drink? - Give me a break. 15 00:00:47,222 --> 00:00:49,293 I have to climb a rope today. 16 00:00:51,211 --> 00:00:52,161 Hey, mom? 17 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,304 Can I have $40 for lunch? 18 00:00:56,129 --> 00:00:56,929 $40? 19 00:00:57,266 --> 00:01:00,059 - I also need a book for school. - What book? 20 00:01:01,306 --> 00:01:02,556 I want a dress. 21 00:01:02,869 --> 00:01:05,064 Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are? 22 00:01:05,628 --> 00:01:08,950 I'd be more worried that she couldn't come up with a single book title. 23 00:01:09,075 --> 00:01:10,875 Luke, come on, we're late! 24 00:01:12,121 --> 00:01:14,197 There's a first... Inside out and backwards. 25 00:01:14,379 --> 00:01:16,679 At least it isn't zipped into his... 26 00:01:17,346 --> 00:01:18,367 There it is. 27 00:01:18,492 --> 00:01:21,312 There's book smart, and then there's street smart. 28 00:01:21,437 --> 00:01:22,997 Yeah, and then there's Luke. 29 00:01:23,122 --> 00:01:25,862 He's just curious, that's all. 30 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,360 He's got this almost scientific mind 31 00:01:29,485 --> 00:01:32,149 with a thirst for knowledge. 32 00:01:32,628 --> 00:01:34,844 He's like this little Einstein. 33 00:01:35,156 --> 00:01:37,680 Some people ask "why?" 34 00:01:38,007 --> 00:01:40,871 Luke asks, "why not?" 35 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,502 I ask "why" a lot. 36 00:01:45,557 --> 00:01:47,080 We're at the 10... 37 00:01:47,317 --> 00:01:48,730 We're at the 5... 38 00:01:48,855 --> 00:01:51,403 We're at the 1... Daddy, we're scoring a touchdown! 39 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,428 Please don't spike our baby. 40 00:01:54,512 --> 00:01:57,742 - Why does she look like the Hamburglar? - She's a referee. 41 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,110 Do we even have to go to my dad's tonight? 42 00:02:00,235 --> 00:02:02,719 Are you kidding me? We're playing Ohio State. 43 00:02:02,916 --> 00:02:06,920 I collect antique fountain pens, I'm adept at Japanese flower arrangement... 44 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,261 Ikebana. 45 00:02:08,677 --> 00:02:12,364 And I was a starting offensive lineman at the University of Illinois. 46 00:02:12,489 --> 00:02:13,466 Surprise! 47 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:15,166 I don't like football. 48 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:19,204 Being in a relationship is pretending to enjoy your partner's interests. 49 00:02:19,329 --> 00:02:22,183 Do you think I really loved home pickle making? 50 00:02:22,674 --> 00:02:24,578 - Yeah, 'cause you did. - For a week, 51 00:02:24,703 --> 00:02:27,173 until we became the weird guys who gave everybody pickles. 52 00:02:27,298 --> 00:02:29,773 "Thank you, Marvin, for inviting us into your lovely home. 53 00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:32,777 - "Care for a sack of pickles?" - It was charming. 54 00:02:32,979 --> 00:02:34,361 We were picklers. 55 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,873 You know what? Fine. Stay home with your little jagged scissors, 56 00:02:37,998 --> 00:02:40,002 maybe catch up on your scrapbooking. 57 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,493 You loved scrapbooking! 58 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:42,963 Did I, Mitchell? 59 00:02:43,357 --> 00:02:44,157 Did I? 60 00:02:44,428 --> 00:02:47,541 Don't do the "double question to prove a point" thing. I hate it. 61 00:02:47,974 --> 00:02:49,151 Do you, Mitchell? 62 00:02:49,276 --> 00:02:50,126 Do you? 63 00:02:52,361 --> 00:02:54,567 Subtitles by Tyno & Kevin 64 00:02:54,692 --> 00:02:56,717 www.seriessub.com www.sous-titres.eu 65 00:03:06,502 --> 00:03:09,052 No problem. We'll be right down. Thanks. 66 00:03:14,818 --> 00:03:16,403 Hey, honey. What's up? 67 00:03:16,528 --> 00:03:19,335 The school just called. Luke got in a fight. 68 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,060 Oh, geez. Is he okay? 69 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:24,266 Yeah, he's fine, but they want us to come down there. 70 00:03:24,391 --> 00:03:26,646 - Where are you? - I'm showing a house. 71 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:27,821 What house? 72 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,048 I'm golfing. 73 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,199 - I bet it was that Durkas kid. - I hate that kid. 74 00:03:38,324 --> 00:03:40,905 He probably jumped on Luke, and Luke just fought back. 75 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:43,416 - Kid's a menace. - He made fun of my hair once. 76 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:45,340 Shh, the parents are probably in there. 77 00:03:45,465 --> 00:03:47,991 I slept on it funny... Like that never happened to him. 78 00:03:48,116 --> 00:03:49,016 Come on. 79 00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:54,024 - What are you doing here? - These two knuckleheads were fighting. 80 00:03:54,316 --> 00:03:56,318 - What?! - Could have been worse. 81 00:03:56,642 --> 00:03:58,946 I was not ready to face Durkas today. 82 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:01,472 So, what happened? 83 00:04:01,597 --> 00:04:04,641 Apparently, there was some name-calling and shoving on the playground. 84 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:08,539 By the time a teacher separated them, Luke was sitting on Manny's chest. 85 00:04:08,786 --> 00:04:11,791 - Luke, that's not like you. - Wait a minute. You're Luke's father? 86 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:14,044 - Grandfather. - So Manny's father is... 87 00:04:15,153 --> 00:04:16,003 Javier. 88 00:04:16,218 --> 00:04:19,091 Crazy guy. That's where he gets his fire. 89 00:04:19,383 --> 00:04:21,286 - Okay, you're... - He's our son. 90 00:04:21,411 --> 00:04:23,429 - And my grandson. - I'm his daughter. 91 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,515 - So, you're... - His uncle. 92 00:04:25,744 --> 00:04:28,396 Stop saying that, or I'll sit on your chest again! 93 00:04:28,521 --> 00:04:30,711 Wait a second. Is that what this was all about? 94 00:04:30,836 --> 00:04:32,959 - He keeps calling me his nephew. - You are! 95 00:04:33,084 --> 00:04:33,984 Shut up! 96 00:04:35,132 --> 00:04:38,532 I'm getting the sense that you're all related... somehow. 97 00:04:38,769 --> 00:04:42,323 It's best if you work this out at home so the boys can go back to class, okay? 98 00:04:43,322 --> 00:04:47,326 But we're not happy about this, boys. This is not how mature young men behave. 99 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:50,437 Here's your note for Miss Passwater. 100 00:04:54,445 --> 00:04:55,534 I wouldn't worry. 101 00:04:55,659 --> 00:04:58,422 They're good kids. It's just tough when one kid's a little different. 102 00:05:02,089 --> 00:05:04,196 You heard how she said that, right? 103 00:05:05,492 --> 00:05:07,742 She thought Luke was the weird one. 104 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,643 Her kid gets his head stuck in the furniture, 105 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,239 and Manny is the different one. 106 00:05:12,522 --> 00:05:14,259 Our son is not weird. 107 00:05:14,384 --> 00:05:17,274 What's weird is that her kid wears aftershave and dresses like a count. 108 00:05:17,582 --> 00:05:19,610 We should cancel with them for the barbecue. 109 00:05:19,893 --> 00:05:22,705 If we cancel, it'll just make this a bigger deal than it is. 110 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:25,980 It'll be good for Luke and Manny to spend some time. 111 00:05:26,632 --> 00:05:29,036 - Might be good for you and Gloria, too. - Why? 112 00:05:29,322 --> 00:05:31,622 She's always had a problem with me. 113 00:05:32,389 --> 00:05:35,555 - I think I'm gonna find out what it is. - That's the worst thing you could do. 114 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,502 Just sweep it under the rug. 115 00:05:37,627 --> 00:05:39,546 - I'm not a sweeper. - Trust me on this. 116 00:05:39,847 --> 00:05:41,813 I think you two need to talk it out. 117 00:05:41,938 --> 00:05:45,343 I don't have anything to say to her. She's the one with the problem, not me. 118 00:05:45,514 --> 00:05:47,956 - Whose side are you on? - She's my daughter. 119 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,331 You're my wife. 120 00:05:49,456 --> 00:05:51,820 Let's remember what's important here... 121 00:05:51,945 --> 00:05:53,560 There's a football game on. 122 00:05:53,817 --> 00:05:57,067 I just hate it when my two girls aren't getting along. 123 00:05:57,598 --> 00:05:59,548 How exactly is she your girl? 125 00:06:03,416 --> 00:06:05,697 I got a few things for the party. Is Lily ready to go? 126 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,283 Yeah, she's ready. 127 00:06:09,406 --> 00:06:10,556 What's wrong? 128 00:06:10,823 --> 00:06:14,353 I'm just really worried about CJ Hightower, with the bad ankle. 129 00:06:14,478 --> 00:06:16,673 I don't know how he's gonna run his corner routes. 130 00:06:16,798 --> 00:06:18,848 What did my boyfriend just say? 131 00:06:19,006 --> 00:06:21,744 Listen, I heard what you said, and I thought, 132 00:06:21,869 --> 00:06:24,668 yes, I should try to learn more about football. 133 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:26,634 That is very mature of you. 134 00:06:26,983 --> 00:06:30,041 I figure if football fans can learn it, how hard can it be? 135 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:32,094 That's very elitist of you. 136 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:36,414 I'm taking baby steps here, all right? I'm actually looking forward to it. 137 00:06:36,539 --> 00:06:39,326 'Cause it's not just the game. It's the bands 138 00:06:39,451 --> 00:06:41,786 and the drama and the... the pageantry... 139 00:06:41,911 --> 00:06:44,542 - Don't forget about the team mascots. - They wear ascots? 140 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,517 No, "mascots," with an "m." 141 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:49,515 That could have been very embarrassing. 142 00:06:50,841 --> 00:06:52,041 Am I straight? 143 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:56,682 I am not sure what you are right now. 144 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,218 How you doing? Hi, beautiful. 145 00:07:01,727 --> 00:07:03,027 Good to see you. 146 00:07:03,179 --> 00:07:05,829 - Let me guess. Game's on? - Just started. 147 00:07:06,746 --> 00:07:07,646 For you. 148 00:07:07,997 --> 00:07:09,761 It's nice to see you, Gloria. 149 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,137 Two times today. 150 00:07:13,518 --> 00:07:15,823 She means we've seen them two times today. 151 00:07:15,948 --> 00:07:19,021 Everybody, the food's in there, the drinks are in there, I'll be in here. 152 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,550 Hold on, Jay. 153 00:07:20,930 --> 00:07:23,150 I think we should address the elephant in the room. 154 00:07:25,796 --> 00:07:26,896 Bring it in. 155 00:07:28,436 --> 00:07:30,436 Come on. Huddle up. Football. 156 00:07:31,735 --> 00:07:34,642 Now, in light of what happened at school today, 157 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:38,207 if you have any feelings you'd like to express, this is the proper forum. 158 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,875 For God's sake. All right, both of you. 159 00:07:41,314 --> 00:07:44,253 Now, in this family, do we kick and punch each other, 160 00:07:44,378 --> 00:07:46,712 - or do we love each other? - Love each other. 161 00:07:46,837 --> 00:07:49,037 That's right. I'll be in the den. 162 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:54,785 I brought dessert. 163 00:07:56,318 --> 00:07:57,318 Thank you. 164 00:07:57,633 --> 00:07:58,933 I make pie, too. 165 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,740 You can never have too many pies, right? 166 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,180 Everybody, take a deep breath. Let's think about getting real. 167 00:08:08,305 --> 00:08:10,507 - Phil, no. - Why "Phil, no"? 168 00:08:11,121 --> 00:08:13,369 - What is Phil doing? - I'm just gonna say it... 169 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:16,250 There's tension between you two. Bam! It's out there. 170 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:17,762 I'm gonna kill you. 171 00:08:17,887 --> 00:08:20,749 I think he's right. And I think we should talk about it. 172 00:08:21,039 --> 00:08:23,290 That's what I'm talkin' 'bout... 173 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,290 You two talking... 174 00:08:26,938 --> 00:08:27,888 'bout it. 175 00:08:32,283 --> 00:08:33,583 I like football. 176 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:34,885 Haley hates it. 177 00:08:35,192 --> 00:08:38,687 Which is weird because it's all boys, and there's no reading required. 178 00:08:39,116 --> 00:08:41,527 Do you know that she spends at least 45 minutes 179 00:08:41,652 --> 00:08:44,479 every morning doing her hair? And then, sometimes, she... 180 00:08:44,704 --> 00:08:46,567 Let's go, Illini! 181 00:08:46,784 --> 00:08:48,429 Let's go, right now! 182 00:08:48,554 --> 00:08:50,946 Oh, looks like I got to watch the game with Dick Butkus. 183 00:08:51,278 --> 00:08:53,012 Dad! Come on, that's offensive. 184 00:08:53,137 --> 00:08:55,960 He's one of the greatest linebackers to ever play at Illinois, 185 00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:57,744 and one of my personal heroes. 186 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,662 And his name is "Butkus"? 187 00:08:59,814 --> 00:09:01,732 Really, and we're just choosing to... 188 00:09:01,857 --> 00:09:05,117 Okay. All right. I thought you were being homophobic. Sorry. 189 00:09:05,242 --> 00:09:07,442 - We got all night. - Yes, we do. 190 00:09:07,567 --> 00:09:08,986 Are you joing us here? 191 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,241 Jay, you know what? He's been studying up. 192 00:09:11,366 --> 00:09:15,016 I got to tell you, I am a little worried about CJ Hightower, with the bad ankle. 193 00:09:15,141 --> 00:09:17,284 I'm wondering how he's gonna run his corner routes. 194 00:09:17,409 --> 00:09:19,259 - Hightower's out. - What? 195 00:09:20,096 --> 00:09:23,562 - Who is gonna run the corner routes? - I'll tell you who won't be. Billings. 196 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,023 That's low. He's in jail. 197 00:09:27,226 --> 00:09:28,400 Yeah, I dunno. 198 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,899 Double tight end. It's gonna be a quarterback roll-out... 199 00:09:31,024 --> 00:09:34,381 - They're gonna run it. - He's got the slot, and the end zone! 200 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,808 - Touchdown! - Lucky call! 201 00:09:36,933 --> 00:09:40,200 - They should have considered blitzing. - Blitzing wouldn't have helped them. 202 00:09:40,325 --> 00:09:42,375 - Get out of here. - Oh, gosh. 203 00:09:42,956 --> 00:09:43,956 Blitzing. 204 00:09:44,769 --> 00:09:48,472 So, my interest in football ended as suddenly and dramatically 205 00:09:48,597 --> 00:09:50,808 as the climax of "West Side Story." 206 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:52,733 I'm a musical-theater fan. 207 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:54,130 Surprise! 208 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,437 Okay, the truth? 209 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,723 I sometimes feel like you don't like me. 210 00:10:01,785 --> 00:10:03,585 Powerful, powerful stuff. 211 00:10:04,639 --> 00:10:08,150 - Claire, tell us how it makes you feel. - Right now, I'm feeling a lot of anger. 212 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,080 Don't tell me, tell her. 213 00:10:10,524 --> 00:10:13,695 - Gloria, I'm really angry at Phil. - Let's respect the process. 214 00:10:16,519 --> 00:10:19,116 Gloria, I don't know why you think I don't like you. 215 00:10:19,392 --> 00:10:21,807 Well, sometimes when you see me, you make that face. 216 00:10:21,932 --> 00:10:23,732 - What face? - Like this. 217 00:10:23,951 --> 00:10:26,667 - I do not make a face like that. - That is so Claire. 218 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:29,663 See? She does that with everyone. 219 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:33,294 - It's just her face. - No, it's not just the face. 220 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:36,717 From the beginning, I feel like Manny and I are not welcome in this family. 221 00:10:36,944 --> 00:10:38,158 That is so crazy! 222 00:10:38,509 --> 00:10:41,009 No, it's not so crazy. It's how I feel. 223 00:10:45,124 --> 00:10:47,270 I am sorry if you feel that way. 224 00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:50,524 I really am. Because from the moment I met you, 225 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,944 I have tried to make you feel comfortable with us. 226 00:10:55,307 --> 00:10:57,307 You think it's all in my head? 227 00:10:57,685 --> 00:10:59,785 Kind... I don't know. I mean... 228 00:11:00,309 --> 00:11:02,535 We really love having you and Manny in our family. 229 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,986 - Really? - Really. 230 00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,373 So... you don't have to be so defensive. 231 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,143 I do that, don't I? 232 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,918 A little. A little bit. 233 00:11:11,623 --> 00:11:13,023 I'm feeling a hug. 234 00:11:15,044 --> 00:11:17,691 I was thinking group hug, but this is nice. 235 00:11:17,816 --> 00:11:20,815 I'd be there if I could... Oh, my God, there's hugging. 236 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,312 Get off the phone already. 237 00:11:22,437 --> 00:11:24,685 - Where did you go? - You heard him. 238 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,351 - He said, "get out of here." - You're such a girl. 239 00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:30,574 Dad, loo... I was coming to get a beer, anyways. 240 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,741 - Nice apology. - Nice beer. 241 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,309 There's our little roustabouts! 242 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,532 You look like you patched things up pretty good, huh? 243 00:11:40,524 --> 00:11:42,988 We can learn so much from the children. 244 00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:45,703 I bet it seems kind of silly now what you were fighting about. 245 00:11:45,992 --> 00:11:48,642 - I made fun of his accent. - What accent? 246 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,836 I made fun of him for having the same thing for lunch every day. 247 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,589 I made fun of him because his mom used to dig coal. 248 00:11:56,773 --> 00:11:57,591 What? 249 00:11:57,857 --> 00:12:01,553 - He said you were a coal digger. - Okay, I think we can move on! 250 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,291 - Who said I was a coal digger? - That's what my mom told me. 251 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:08,602 - What's a coal digger? - He heard it wrong. It's "gold digger." 252 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,618 I'm gonna have to call you back. 253 00:12:10,743 --> 00:12:13,523 I really do not think that I remember ever saying that. 254 00:12:14,127 --> 00:12:16,061 Well, you said it in the car, 255 00:12:16,186 --> 00:12:18,990 you said it at Christmas, you said it in the Mexican restaurant... 256 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:21,626 Okay, Mr. "Leaves his sweatshirts at school every day" 257 00:12:21,751 --> 00:12:24,251 suddenly remembers everything. Thank you. 258 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,803 And it was all in my head, huh? 259 00:12:26,928 --> 00:12:30,456 Listen, Gloria, it was like a year ago before... 260 00:12:31,058 --> 00:12:32,853 - I knew you... - Nice going. 261 00:12:32,978 --> 00:12:35,428 Now my mom and my sister are fighting. 263 00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:40,856 If I say something everybody's thinking, does that make me a mean person? 264 00:12:40,981 --> 00:12:44,068 Or... does it make me a brave person? 265 00:12:44,775 --> 00:12:48,774 One who is courageous enough to stand up and say something... 266 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,126 Behind someone's back to... a 10-year old? 267 00:12:54,935 --> 00:12:56,358 Well, she's pissed. 268 00:12:56,899 --> 00:12:59,236 She wouldn't even come out of her room. 269 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,430 Did you really have to call her that? A gold digger. 270 00:13:02,641 --> 00:13:04,680 You know what, dad? It was a year ago. 271 00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:07,299 And it was a natural question to ask. 272 00:13:07,424 --> 00:13:10,070 She's a beautiful, hot woman, 273 00:13:10,491 --> 00:13:12,290 and you're not exactly... You know. 274 00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:14,978 Not exactly what? 275 00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:19,669 - Mitchell, a little help? - No, you are doing great. 276 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,716 See, this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug. 277 00:13:22,991 --> 00:13:24,488 So people don't get hurt. 278 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,931 Until you sweep too much under the rug. Then you got a lumpy rug. 279 00:13:28,357 --> 00:13:31,990 It creates a tripping hazard. You open yourself up to lawsuits. 280 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:35,265 Boy, you can go a really long time without blinking. 281 00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:43,413 It's Phil. 282 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,471 Can I talk to you for a second? 283 00:13:47,596 --> 00:13:50,273 Claire likes to say, you can be part of the problem 284 00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:52,098 or part of the solution. 285 00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:55,359 Well, I happen to believe that you can be both. 286 00:13:56,339 --> 00:13:58,922 Listen, Claire feels terrible. 287 00:13:59,909 --> 00:14:01,718 Why don't you talk to her? 288 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,390 Why? I know what she thinks... 289 00:14:04,515 --> 00:14:06,761 - A coal digger. - She's saying "gold digger." 290 00:14:08,102 --> 00:14:09,931 I know she said that, 291 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,705 but that was a long time ago, 292 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:14,902 - before... she knew you. - Does Jay buy me nice things? 293 00:14:15,027 --> 00:14:17,270 Yes, of course! All beautiful things! 294 00:14:17,395 --> 00:14:20,317 Look at this. Yellow, red, blue... 295 00:14:20,591 --> 00:14:21,841 All the colors. 296 00:14:22,075 --> 00:14:24,300 Do you think I can't live without these? 297 00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:25,697 Take them away, Phil. 298 00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:31,184 We all know you'd be fine without underwear. 299 00:14:31,309 --> 00:14:33,659 I mean, we know it's not about that. 300 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,751 It's about me not being accepted by my new family. 301 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,293 That is not true. 302 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,922 Gloria, look, you're a beautiful woman. 303 00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:45,216 In fact, you're probably one of those beautiful women who doesn't know it. 304 00:14:45,402 --> 00:14:46,301 I know it. 305 00:14:47,899 --> 00:14:51,264 So it's natural for Claire to wonder about you and her dad. 306 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,640 This family is very protective of each other. 307 00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:57,830 I remember the first time Claire brought me home. 308 00:14:57,955 --> 00:15:00,580 Do you think Jay thought I was good enough for his little girl? 309 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:01,626 No way. 310 00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:03,703 But, over time, 311 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:07,203 he realized that I loved Claire as much as he did. 312 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,972 And by then, Mitch had brought Cam home, so I was golden. 313 00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:13,679 Claire just needs a little time. 314 00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:18,381 And then, trust me, she'll be the most loyal friend you've ever had. 315 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:25,375 - You're not leaving, are you? - There's kind of a lot of drama. 316 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,697 - So we're torn. - Let me ask you something. 317 00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:30,297 Your sister said that Gloria would never go for anybody 318 00:15:30,422 --> 00:15:31,872 who looked like me. 319 00:15:32,688 --> 00:15:34,963 Now, you guys basically... 320 00:15:35,817 --> 00:15:38,302 are like women. You look at guys. 321 00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:40,855 So what do you think? 322 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,233 You're seriously asking us if you're attractive? 323 00:15:43,602 --> 00:15:47,360 I know I'm no Erik Estrada or anything. I'm just curious is all. 324 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,848 So, if I was in one of your bars and... 325 00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,388 Righteous Brothers were on, 326 00:15:54,513 --> 00:15:55,495 would you... 327 00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:58,099 I don't know... Check me out? 328 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,294 Dad, you're really close to ruining gay for me. 329 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,923 - All right, fine, whatever... - Now, listen, I think it's... 330 00:16:04,705 --> 00:16:06,255 I just think it's a little weird 331 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,924 for a son to say this to his father, but, for the record... 332 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,112 - You're smoking hot. - Really? 333 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:15,390 100%. You're totally my type, dangerous, gettable. 334 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,400 You have a little cashola in your pocket. 335 00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:22,496 - Face, body, the whole... - The whole kit and caboodle, 336 00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:23,921 I think, really. 337 00:16:25,408 --> 00:16:28,111 - What, about a 7? - 9. For sure 9. But you knew that. 338 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,779 I might have lowballed a bit. 339 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,547 Isn't there a game on? 340 00:16:33,912 --> 00:16:35,738 - Touchy. - I know. 341 00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:42,183 Gloria? Come on, let's talk about this. 342 00:16:43,153 --> 00:16:45,453 I've seen her kick in a door before. 343 00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:53,584 I don't know what my husband is saying to you, 344 00:16:53,964 --> 00:16:56,514 or why he's covered in your underwear... 345 00:16:58,056 --> 00:17:00,685 Obviously, I'm trying to seduce him for his money. 346 00:17:01,274 --> 00:17:02,811 That's what I do, right? 347 00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:06,949 What do I have to give back so that everyone trusts me? 348 00:17:08,954 --> 00:17:10,204 These earrings? 349 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,610 What? This bracelet? 350 00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:14,115 My new dress? 351 00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:21,272 I didn't respond because... 352 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,915 this shouldn't be... 353 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:25,444 about me. 354 00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:29,928 It should be about you talking to you... 355 00:17:31,507 --> 00:17:32,567 about it. 356 00:17:36,318 --> 00:17:37,218 Honey... 357 00:17:39,608 --> 00:17:40,858 You're welcome. 358 00:17:44,186 --> 00:17:47,357 I don't know what to say except for that I am really, really sorry. 359 00:17:49,246 --> 00:17:50,896 Just tell me one thing. 360 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,404 How do you really feel that I'm with your father? 361 00:17:55,703 --> 00:17:59,703 Honestly, at first, it was hard. You don't expect to wake up one morning 362 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:02,621 with a new mom who looks like she fell off a mud flap. 363 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,417 But... I'm getting used to it. 364 00:18:07,636 --> 00:18:09,951 The important thing is you make him happy, 365 00:18:10,076 --> 00:18:12,488 which you do, in so many ways. 366 00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:14,753 So many colors. 367 00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:19,001 Are we okay? 368 00:18:22,598 --> 00:18:24,894 You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs. 369 00:18:25,199 --> 00:18:27,271 What, I'm supposed just to forget about it? 370 00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:30,942 What do you want me to do? Just embarrass myself so we're even? 371 00:18:31,496 --> 00:18:34,528 - Go jump in the pool. - You mean "go jump in a lake," right? 372 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,949 Go jump in the pool with your clothes. Then I know you're sorry. 373 00:18:38,507 --> 00:18:40,160 I'm not gonna do that, Gloria. 374 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:42,954 Then I won't forgive you. 375 00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:47,212 Now a field goal beats us! 376 00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:49,005 You guys work that out? 377 00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:51,087 Almost. Gloria wants me to jump in the pool. 378 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,148 - Okay, then. - What? 379 00:18:53,273 --> 00:18:56,823 If they kick... get a pass rush on them, something, a break. 380 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,682 - This is so awesome. - I know. Mom does not look good wet. 381 00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:07,807 Gloria, is this really necessary? 382 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,565 Dad, it's fine. If I need to jump in this water 383 00:19:11,053 --> 00:19:13,568 to prove to Gloria how sorry I am, I will do it. 384 00:19:13,976 --> 00:19:14,976 It's fine. 385 00:19:16,107 --> 00:19:18,823 - You're seriously not gonna stop me? - Why would I do that? 386 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,868 Because I am standing here. I'm showing you my willingness to... 387 00:19:31,477 --> 00:19:32,578 Are you happy? 388 00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:34,964 I forgive you! 389 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,149 - Then give me your hand. - That's the oldest trick in the book. 390 00:19:38,274 --> 00:19:41,179 She's gonna pull you in there. And that's my job. 391 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,894 This is funny, but this is also a teaching moment. Think of all... 392 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:53,983 What?! 393 00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:56,879 Cannonball! 394 00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:04,582 - Come on. How could he fumble that? - Center blew the snap. 395 00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:06,394 I hate that. I played center, 396 00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:08,890 and I always got blamed for a quarterback's clumsy hands. 397 00:20:09,015 --> 00:20:11,444 Well, I was a quarterback, and it was probably your fault. 398 00:20:11,569 --> 00:20:15,450 It's impossible to fumble the ball when the QB has the proper hand placement. 399 00:20:15,575 --> 00:20:18,389 It's weird to think of a woman being sexually attracted to dad. 400 00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:20,076 You want to hear weird? 401 00:20:20,201 --> 00:20:22,384 Cam said he'd pick up dad at a gay bar. 402 00:20:22,509 --> 00:20:25,444 - How did that come up? - I'm really trying to block it out. 403 00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:28,351 As far as I'm concerned, mum and dad had sex two times. 404 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,313 - Agreed. - Now get your hands up there, and... 405 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:35,159 Like you're lifting me off the ground. Be one with me, Jay. There you go. 406 00:20:35,284 --> 00:20:38,115 - Do you want to get something to eat? - I am never eating again. 407 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,025 Just snap the damn thing. 408 00:20:41,049 --> 00:20:43,049 Perfect. That one kind hurt.