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[ imitates explosion ]
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Dad?
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Come on,
we're only halfway done.
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I need help.
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I was supposed to keep
a journal all summer.
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It's due today.
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Wow, first day of school,
and you're already behind?
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[ groans ]
I'm dead.
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All right, tell me
how far you've gotten.
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Okay.
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"June 21st --
found a stick."
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Mm.
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"June 22nd..."
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That's it.
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That's it?
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It was
a really cool stick.
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He's right.
It looked like a snake.
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Getting everybody out of
the house in the morning
can be really tough,
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Especially
the first day of school.
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From the minute we get up
at 7:00
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Till we drop them off
at school,
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It is go, go, go.
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I get up at 6:00.
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[ chuckles ]
I get up at 5:00.
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Seriously,
I get up at 6:00.
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That's you? I th--
I thought we had a raccoon.
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I can't believe my littlboy
is going into the fifth grade.
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He used to hold my finger
with his little hand
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And look at me
with those big eyes.
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Oh, mi niño pequeño, jay!
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Yep, they grow up.
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Come on, manny,
let's get going!
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How's my hair?
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Hold on.
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What are you
wearing there?
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That looks like
an old christmas tree skirt.
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It's a traditional
colombian poncho.
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I want my new classmates to know
I'm proud of my heritage.
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Sí. I think you look
very handsome, lindo.
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Oh, really?
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Am I driving him to school,
or is he gonna ride his burro?
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* you are a cutie-pie,
yes, you are *
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* you are a cutie-pie *
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Are you still
baby-proofing?
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Everything we own
is pointy.
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Why is our daughter
dressed like donna summer?
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She is not donna summer.
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Clearly, she's diana ross
from the rca years.
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How is daddy
not seeing that?
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I really thought
you were done with this.
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I made
no such promises.
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I guess I'm somewhat
of a shutterbug, um,
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And my new favorite model,
of course, is lily.
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I just completed
a series of photographs
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Of her dressed
as various pop icons.
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Let's see, I've done,
uh, olivia newton-john.
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I've done madonna,
the early years.
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Stevie wonder.
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Yeah, there are days
when lily has more
costume changes than cher.
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[ gasps ] cher!
How could I forget cher?
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That's embarrassing.
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That's embarrassing?
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Honey, you moving out?Ans ]
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Five more years.
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A little help here?
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This is why we suggested
the violin.
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The cello is more in demand
in university orchestras.
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You know what's not
in demand?
Oh, what?
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Girls who play
in university orchestras.
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[ laughs
sarcastically ]
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Here, I'll help you carry it
out to the curb.
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Phil,
put on some pants.
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Come on, this covers up more
than my bathing suit.
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Yeah,
don't reminde.
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Haley, honey, don't forget
the driving instructor
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Is picking you up
from school.
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Can't he pick me up
someplace else?
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I don't want kids at school
thinking I'm dating
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A 40-year-old driving instructor
who's not even cute.
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Haley just got
her learner's permit
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We've been taking turns
driving with her.
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One of the really standard
rules of the road
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Is we want to keep
a safe distance
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Between us
and the car in front of it,
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And that is not safe
right there -- not safe.
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All right.
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Okay, merge.
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I --
merge.
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Mom --
merge!
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Merge, merge,
merge, merge, merge!
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Stop it!
You're freaking me out!
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This navigation system's
all messed up.
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It thinks we'rin a park.
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Oh, my god,
it is a park!
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Away from the kids!
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Where do I go?!
Aim for the lake!
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The lake?!
Aim for the lake!
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Makes you realize we're all
just hanging by a thread.
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The last thing manny needs
on his first day of school
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Is you under-melting
his confidence.
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Undermining.
Now u're doing it
to me, too.
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I'm sorry,
but there's only two places
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Anyone should wear
a poncho --
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Niagara falls
and log rides.
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You think too much
about these things.
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I wear all sort
of daring outfits all the time,
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And people admire them because
I wear them with the confidence.
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I'm sure it's the confidence
they're admiring.
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[ chuckles ]
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I just...
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I just think
it's a little over-the-top.
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You know what? You need
to loosen up and have fun.
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I am loose. I'm fun.
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Remember?
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Breakfast for dinner
last week -- my idea.
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Ever since we brought lily home,
you've been tense.
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All you do is put child locks
on things, read parenting books.
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Would you please stop
and --
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Here -- just hold
your daughter.
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Hold her and relax.
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All right, sweetheart.
Come on.
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Just relax.
Oh, sweetheart.
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Did you put hair spray
on this?
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Just a little bit, yes.
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I'm gonna put
some music on.
No, cam,
I have to go to work.
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Dance with her!
I don't have time
for this.
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Put a little boogie
in it.
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[ dance music plays ]
oh, come on.
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Just dance.
You know you love this song.
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This is actually
a really good song.
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All right. Okay.
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Who's the dancing queen,
huh?
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[ music continues ]
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Put a little boogie
in it.
I don't have time.
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See?
Fun, right?
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[ thud ]
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Oh, my --
was that her head?
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No, I think if it was her head,
she would be --
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[ lily crying ]
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Yeah,
that was her head.
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Okay, okay.
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Mitchell:
Yes, I know.
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I got boo-boo bear
from the freezer.
145
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Why do you have chocolate
on your face?
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It was under a pie.
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So you ate your way
to it?
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I made a judgment call.
You weren't there!
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Do you think
she's all right?
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She didn't cry
that much.
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M-maybe that's a bad sign.
You know...
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We should try
and make her laugh.
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Why?
'cause that's how we'll know
she's okay.
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Where's, um...
Where's doggy?
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Doggy, doggy.
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Here, doggy.
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Okay, there you go.
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Moo!
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But it's a dog.
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Yeah, I know.
That's why it's funny.
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Moo!
I don't think it's as funny
as you think it is.
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Can we please just call
your sister?
No, no.
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Cam, cam, why, so she
can be all judgmental
and condescending,
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Like she's the expert
and I don't know how to
take care of a baby?
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Mitchell,
she is your family.
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Of course she's gonna be
judgmental and condescending.
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Hello?
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Hey, hi.
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Uh, not a big deal,
just wondering --
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When your kids were small,
did you ever...
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I don't know, uh,
smack their heads into a wall?
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Usually,
we just gave time-outs.
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No, no. Accidentally.
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Um, we -- we just kind of
bonked lily's head,
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And she --
it really wasn't very hard,
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And she's not acting
any differently,
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But I just worry --
relax.
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It happens.
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Luke used to bang his head
all the time, and he's fine.
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Okay.
All right, thank you.
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Thanks. That helps.
Okay, okay.
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We got to take her
to the doctor.
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Load up the car.
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Jay: Gloria?
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I'm here.
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I, uh, just dropped manny off
at school,
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And I realized...
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I just dropped manny off
at school.
189
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Oh, boy.
190
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And I was hoping we'd still have
a few more good years
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Before the mind
started to go.
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No, what I'm saying...
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We have the day to ourselves
for the first time in months.
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We should
take advantage of it --
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Go to the club...
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Nice lunch...
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Some massages.
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What about work?
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I'm the boss.
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Since I married you,
people are surprised
I come in at all.
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[ chuckles ]
202
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Jay's very spontaneous.
203
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He's always surprising me
with little presents,
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Fun getaways.
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I wasn't the greatest husband
the first time around,
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But I'm trying to do better
this time.
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And maybe by my third marriage,
I'll have it down pat.
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[ chuckles ]
209
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Yeah, that one's
gonna cost me.
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Whatcha reading there,
a book?
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Yeah, I've been meaning
to get to it for a while.
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Oh, it's got a map
at the beginning.
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I like it
when books do that.
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Uh-huh.
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Do you have an open house
this morning?
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I rescheduled.
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Thought you might like
some company.
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Ahh.
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Phil: Well, the first day
of school can be tough
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For stay-at-home moms.
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Now, you have to understand --
the kids are gone,
222
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The nest is empty,
they are rudderless.
223
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And a lot of guys
wouldn't even notice.
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But I'm not a lot of guys.
225
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I listen with my mind,
and if you pay attention,
226
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Women will tell you
what they want
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By telling you the opposite
of what they want.
228
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Like, the other day,
claire was like,
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"you have to move your car.
230
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There's no space in the garage
for both of our cars."
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And what she's really saying
is that, you know,
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I should probably get
a sports car.
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I was sort of looking forward
to a quiet day.
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Thought I'd just read,
maybe...Go for a run later.
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That's it.
236
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Great.
We'll run together.
237
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You don't
have to do that.
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Know.
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Listening.
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The thing is,
I like to run alone,
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And I run kind of fast,
so...
242
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So...
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So, I'm not sure
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You're gonna be able
to keep up with me.
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[ laughs ]
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You're k--
you're kidding, right?
No.
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You really think
I can't keep up with you?
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I'm not sure you can keep up
with this conversation.
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I think you're forgetting
that I power-walk every morning
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And that I wear my special ses
with the big soles,
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Which were designed
by a doctor.
252
00:09:01,977 --> 00:09:03,011
Yes, I know.
253
00:09:03,078 --> 00:09:05,146
But I run...
Every day.
254
00:09:05,214 --> 00:09:07,782
You really think you can run
as fast as me?
255
00:09:07,850 --> 00:09:11,319
No, phil, I think I can run
much, much faster...
256
00:09:12,588 --> 00:09:13,655
...Than you.
257
00:09:23,699 --> 00:09:24,732
Boom.
258
00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,001
Just like that,
the whole day changed.
259
00:09:27,069 --> 00:09:28,069
It was game on.
260
00:09:28,137 --> 00:09:30,338
She knew it. I knew it.
We both knew it.
261
00:09:30,406 --> 00:09:31,439
[ sighs ]
262
00:09:31,507 --> 00:09:33,508
I just want to read.
263
00:09:33,575 --> 00:09:35,010
I think I'll order
what I had the last time.
264
00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:35,711
What was that called?
265
00:09:36,279 --> 00:09:38,747
You just want me to
say it because you want
me to roll my r's.
266
00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:40,215
Come on!
[ trilling ]
reuben.
267
00:09:40,283 --> 00:09:41,183
[ laughs ]
268
00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:45,737
Jay, what is this?
269
00:09:45,805 --> 00:09:47,372
Oh, looks like
my old car cover.
270
00:09:47,439 --> 00:09:49,174
Don't give me that.
This is manny's poncho.
271
00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:50,542
What is it doing here?
272
00:09:50,609 --> 00:09:52,577
Maybe he decided to take it off
on the way to school.
273
00:09:52,645 --> 00:09:54,312
What did you say to him?
Nothing.
274
00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:56,014
I told some jokes.
275
00:09:56,081 --> 00:09:58,349
You said plenty
with your jokes.
276
00:09:58,417 --> 00:09:59,984
Jay, he looks up to you.
277
00:10:00,052 --> 00:10:01,753
He respects your opinion.
278
00:10:01,821 --> 00:10:03,288
We dodged a bullet on this,
trust me.
279
00:10:03,355 --> 00:10:04,956
I've been
down this road before.
280
00:10:05,024 --> 00:10:07,492
I remember one time
mitchell decided to wear
281
00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,927
A jaunty scarf to school.
282
00:10:08,994 --> 00:10:10,228
I kept my mouth shut.
283
00:10:10,296 --> 00:10:11,930
He got
his jaunty butt kicked.
284
00:10:11,997 --> 00:10:15,066
My dad has this perception that
I was very flamboyant as a kid,
285
00:10:15,134 --> 00:10:16,801
Which is just --
it's nonsense,
286
00:10:16,869 --> 00:10:19,437
Because I kept the whole
gay thing very under wraps.
287
00:10:19,505 --> 00:10:22,073
You know,
I was just a guy's guy.
288
00:10:22,141 --> 00:10:24,175
I-I was basically a jock.
289
00:10:24,243 --> 00:10:27,145
You know?
290
00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:28,947
So, we should crush
manny's spirit
291
00:10:29,014 --> 00:10:31,482
And destroy everything
that makes him who he is.
292
00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:33,284
I'm just sing,
it's no fun
293
00:10:33,352 --> 00:10:35,453
To see your kid
get picked on every day,
294
00:10:35,521 --> 00:10:37,555
Getting tormented
just because he's different.
295
00:10:37,623 --> 00:10:39,724
Now, I'm telling you,
it rips your heart out.
296
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:43,127
Well, batman doesn't get
picked on, and he wears a cape.
297
00:10:43,195 --> 00:10:46,397
A poncho is just a cape
that goes all the way around.
298
00:10:46,465 --> 00:10:49,534
Batman doesn't get picked on
because he's a muscular genius.
299
00:10:49,602 --> 00:10:51,636
Manny can't make it
to the top bunk.
300
00:10:51,704 --> 00:10:53,538
We're taking this poncho
to manny at school.
301
00:10:53,606 --> 00:10:56,274
It's important that he knows
that we support m.
302
00:10:57,509 --> 00:11:00,578
And then we go get
those massages.
303
00:11:00,646 --> 00:11:02,447
That sounded good.
304
00:11:06,285 --> 00:11:08,186
I always take the stairs
two at a time.
305
00:11:08,254 --> 00:11:10,021
I don't even think about it
anymore.
306
00:11:10,089 --> 00:11:11,923
The regular way
would seem weird.
307
00:11:11,991 --> 00:11:13,958
Phil, let it go.
I'm faster than you.
308
00:11:14,026 --> 00:11:16,327
If only there was some way
we could settle this
309
00:11:16,395 --> 00:11:19,597
Once and for all,
but how?
310
00:11:19,665 --> 00:11:21,299
Huh.
311
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,234
You seriously
want to race me?
312
00:11:23,302 --> 00:11:25,303
I ran a half marathon
last year.
313
00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:27,372
Wow. I'm half scared.
314
00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:28,640
Okay,
we do need to do this.
315
00:11:28,707 --> 00:11:29,841
I'll go change.
316
00:11:29,909 --> 00:11:31,509
Not now.
I got a conference call.
317
00:11:31,577 --> 00:11:32,810
But how about after that?
318
00:11:32,878 --> 00:11:34,045
Great. This afternoon.
319
00:11:34,113 --> 00:11:36,514
Sweet!
320
00:11:36,582 --> 00:11:38,750
Two at a time,
two at a time, two at a --
321
00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:40,818
Son of a gun,
got to fix that step.
322
00:11:40,886 --> 00:11:43,087
Two at a time,
already at the top, so...
323
00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:46,891
Hi.
I'm dr. Miura.
324
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:48,259
I'm on call today.
325
00:11:48,327 --> 00:11:50,028
Looks like we have
a little head bump.
326
00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:53,031
Yeah, it happened a couple hours
ago on a doorjamb.
327
00:11:53,098 --> 00:11:54,532
Oh, ouch.
328
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,967
We used to do this thing
in school
329
00:11:56,035 --> 00:11:57,602
Where they would give you
an egg,
330
00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,771
And you -- you know,
you couldn't break it.
331
00:11:59,838 --> 00:12:02,674
And it was supposed to teach you
how hard it was to be a parent.
332
00:12:02,741 --> 00:12:03,975
But...
333
00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:07,612
The real thing, it's --
it's -- it's so much harder.
334
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,847
We did that
in my school, too.
335
00:12:09,915 --> 00:12:11,716
It didn't turn out
so well.
336
00:12:11,784 --> 00:12:13,584
Went through a dozen eggs.
337
00:12:13,652 --> 00:12:15,553
Yeah, well,
he's a nervous eater.
338
00:12:15,621 --> 00:12:17,722
No, I broke
a dozen eggs.
Oh.
339
00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:21,359
I'm sorry.
I just assumed that --
340
00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:22,593
I know.
341
00:12:22,661 --> 00:12:24,729
I know
what you assumed.
342
00:12:26,198 --> 00:12:28,232
There doesn't seem to be
any mark.
343
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,768
Well, her head was...
Somewhat protected.
344
00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:31,802
Protected?
345
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,404
Was she wearing
a hat?
346
00:12:33,472 --> 00:12:34,905
Yes, yes.
It was like a hat.
347
00:12:34,973 --> 00:12:36,173
It was a wig.
348
00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:39,043
Actually, sort of
a ghetto-fabulous afro thing.
349
00:12:39,111 --> 00:12:41,078
I thought it might be
medically relevant.
350
00:12:41,146 --> 00:12:41,513
Really?
351
00:12:41,581 --> 00:12:44,383
You thought "ghetto-fabulous"
might be medically relevant?
352
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:46,518
Maybe I should just finish
with the exam?
353
00:12:46,586 --> 00:12:47,686
Yes. Thanks.
354
00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:49,154
You'll be pleased to know
355
00:12:49,222 --> 00:12:51,757
That mitchell and I
intend on raising lily
356
00:12:51,824 --> 00:12:54,192
With influences
from her asian heritage.
357
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,995
That is fantastic.
358
00:12:57,062 --> 00:12:59,664
Have you noticed any vomiting
since the head bump?
359
00:12:59,732 --> 00:13:00,865
Uh, no. No, no.
360
00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:02,934
We've hung some art in her room,
some asian art,
361
00:13:03,002 --> 00:13:05,169
And then when she's ready
for solid food,
362
00:13:05,237 --> 00:13:06,938
There is a fantastic
pho place
363
00:13:07,006 --> 00:13:09,073
Right around the corner
from our house.
364
00:13:09,141 --> 00:13:11,109
Am I pronouncing that
right?
365
00:13:11,176 --> 00:13:13,444
Is it "pho"?
[fuh]
366
00:13:13,512 --> 00:13:14,879
It's a soup.
367
00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:16,614
I don't know.
368
00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:18,549
I'm from denver.
369
00:13:18,617 --> 00:13:22,387
We don't have
a lot of...Pho there.
370
00:13:22,454 --> 00:13:24,422
Just to be sure,
371
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:27,458
Could you show me
how hard lily got hit?
372
00:13:27,526 --> 00:13:29,093
And u-- use your head.
373
00:13:29,161 --> 00:13:32,030
Oh, yeah, so, I mean,
really, it was...
374
00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:34,632
It was just
sort of like, um...
375
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,734
Could I see that
again?
376
00:13:36,802 --> 00:13:39,804
Um, it was just --
just a head bump, you know?
377
00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:41,439
How are you feeling?
378
00:13:41,507 --> 00:13:42,707
Uh, fine.
379
00:13:42,775 --> 00:13:43,908
So is lily.
380
00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:47,044
Babies are designed
to survive new parents.
381
00:13:47,112 --> 00:13:49,847
So stop worrying.
You guys are doing great.
382
00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,715
Thank you.
383
00:13:53,652 --> 00:13:55,486
Denver.
384
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:06,543
I don't see any ponchos,
385
00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:08,712
Which means either the kids
don't wear them
386
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,614
Or the ones who do wear them
disappear.
387
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:12,116
We're doing
the right thing.
388
00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:13,951
I support manny
no matter what.
389
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,453
Children need to know
that you believe in them.
390
00:14:16,521 --> 00:14:18,255
It's the most
important thing.
391
00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:20,190
If you tell them
they have wings,
392
00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:21,992
They will believe
they can fly.
393
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,160
Oh, really?
394
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:25,562
I had a buddy
went to woodstock,
395
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:28,098
Believed he could fly --
didn't end great.
396
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,968
It's why hotel windows
don't open anymore.
397
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,772
Is something wrong?
Who's died?
398
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:35,873
No one, manny.
399
00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:37,508
Why would you even
think that?
400
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:40,444
In colombia, manny went to
pablo escobar elementary school.
401
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,346
If you were
pulled out of class,
402
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,381
It was definitely
to identify a body.
403
00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:45,716
Well, we got
your poncho here.
404
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,351
I thought you said
it made me look like
405
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:48,619
My neck
was wearing a dress.
406
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:49,653
That was a joke.
407
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:50,954
Oh, good
it's still in the pocket.
408
00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:52,389
What do you got there,
buddy?
409
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:53,524
My pan flute.
410
00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:55,125
I'm going to play
some colombian folk music
411
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:56,193
For my new classmates.
412
00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:57,361
Huh. Great.
413
00:14:57,429 --> 00:15:00,698
I've never been
more proud of you.
414
00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:03,333
I'm sure your friends
are gonna love it.
415
00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:04,935
Break the flute.
What?
416
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:07,371
The poncho by itself
is fine.
417
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:11,075
The poncho plus the flute
plus the stupid dance --
418
00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:13,544
My son will die a virgin.
419
00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:15,012
That's right.
420
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,148
Hey, sport, can I take a look
at that whistle?
421
00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:20,718
Oh, geez,
look at that!
422
00:15:20,785 --> 00:15:22,920
And now you stepped
on it!
What?
423
00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:26,757
Oh, darn!
Wh-what's wrong with me?!
424
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,526
Here, let me get it.
425
00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:30,761
Thank you.
426
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,896
You know what, actually,
maybe you should do this.
427
00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:34,865
Why?
I-I don't want to
bump her head against the door,
428
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,600
You know,
pinch her with the seat belt.
429
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,403
Mitchell, how long are
you gonna beat yourself
up over one mistake?
430
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,672
Is this gonna be like the bld
highlights all over again?
431
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,673
I just...
432
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,675
I think I suck
at being a father.
433
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,310
What are you
talking about?
434
00:15:46,377 --> 00:15:47,444
We're new at this.
435
00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:48,912
Yeah, but you're such
a natural.
436
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,013
I mean, look at you.
437
00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:51,648
You walk into the room,
and she lights up.
438
00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:53,584
You -- you change her diaper
with one hand.
439
00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:54,785
I -- nice.
440
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,553
I'm actually jealous
of you.
441
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:59,456
There are so many things
that you do that I can't.
442
00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:01,892
You -- you baby-proofed
the entire house.
443
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,261
You took care of all
the adoption paperwork.
444
00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:06,497
Without you, we wouldn't even
have a baby to injure.
445
00:16:06,564 --> 00:16:07,598
Just a couple of forms.
446
00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:09,433
Actually,
that was a lot of paperwork.
447
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,802
And you got her on all those
preschool waiting lists.
448
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,471
I can't believe you
were gonna wait until
she was old enough.
449
00:16:14,539 --> 00:16:16,840
You see, that's what makes us
a great team.
450
00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:18,675
We each have
our own strengths.
451
00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:20,344
Now...
452
00:16:20,411 --> 00:16:21,945
Who are
amazing parents?
453
00:16:22,013 --> 00:16:23,547
We are.
I can't hear you.
454
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:24,681
We are!
455
00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:26,950
Don't you forget it.
Okay.
456
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,755
Did we just lock our baby
in the car?
457
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:33,056
Did you put the keys
in the bag?!
458
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:34,825
I put the keys in the bag.
That's what we always --
459
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,727
Oh, mitchell, I told you not to
put the keys in the bag!
460
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,195
Don't freak out.
Come on, don't freak out!
461
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:39,429
Lily, it's okay!
462
00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:40,397
* a, b, c, d,
e, f, g *
463
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:42,032
What,
are you singing to her?
464
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,001
People get arrested
for this, mitchell!
We have to keep her calm.
465
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:47,237
* h, I, j, k,
l, m, n, o, p *
466
00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:49,506
Do all four doors lock?!
Do you have a phone?!
467
00:16:49,574 --> 00:16:52,009
[ dance music playing ]
what?
468
00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:53,277
I didn't say anything.
469
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:55,512
I couldn't hear you.
I'm cranking one of my mash-ups.
470
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,014
Oh.
471
00:16:57,081 --> 00:16:58,215
Hey, hey!
472
00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,383
There they are.
473
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,985
How was the first day
back in prison?
474
00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:04,321
Fine.
Yeah.
475
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,957
What are youuys
doing?
476
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:10,727
Your mom and I are racing to
the mailbox on sequoia and back.
477
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:12,062
Why?
478
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,731
I don't know.
Oh, she knows.
479
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,201
Hey, buddy, as soon
as I'm done kicking a
little mom butt here,
480
00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:18,936
How about I school you
in some mariokart?
481
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,938
Can't.
Got to work on my journal.
482
00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:22,406
Lame!
483
00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:24,608
Hey, uh, alex, you?
484
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,443
I have a history paper.
485
00:17:26,511 --> 00:17:28,011
Well, if you want see
a little history
486
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,479
Being made right here --
not really.
487
00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:31,882
Okay.
[ door closes ]
488
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,084
Ready?
489
00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:36,153
Are you?
I was born ready.
490
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,722
I came out of the womb
wearing tiny, little, golden...
491
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,057
Go!
...Wings.
492
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,893
I'm breaking the window!
493
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,795
Trina: Emergency assistance.
This is trina.
494
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:47,631
Help! We locked our
baby in the car, and
people are judging us!
495
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,233
I swear to god,
I'm gonna break it!
496
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,401
Do not break the window!
You'll get glass on her!
497
00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:52,769
Sir, please tell your wife
to relax.
498
00:17:52,837 --> 00:17:54,238
Everything
is going to be okay.
499
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:55,739
That's a man.
Really?
500
00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,674
Don't worry, lily!
Lily, daddy's coming for you!
501
00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:59,576
Sir, we just sent
the signal.
502
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:00,711
The door
should be unlocked now.
503
00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:01,812
Check -- check the door.
504
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,313
Check the door,
check the door.
505
00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:04,715
It's not unlocked!
506
00:18:04,782 --> 00:18:05,983
Oh!
507
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,417
[ panting ] oh.
Okay.
508
00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:08,552
That is amazing.
509
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,720
How did they do that?
510
00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:10,988
I don't know.
It's just --
511
00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:13,257
We got it. Thank you.
Did that come
from space?
512
00:18:13,324 --> 00:18:15,325
Claire:
I run five miles a day.
513
00:18:15,393 --> 00:18:17,461
I have a resting heart rate
of 48.
514
00:18:17,528 --> 00:18:20,497
There is no way I'm going
to lose a two-mile race
515
00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:21,765
To johnny ski pole.
516
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:24,701
[ breathing heavily ]
517
00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:26,603
Just saving
my energy...
518
00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:28,272
Drafting off of you.
519
00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:31,508
You feeling cocky?
520
00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:32,743
Yeah, I am.
521
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:34,544
[ laughs ]
522
00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:35,879
I love it!
523
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:38,015
But after seeing
that t-shirt,
524
00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,549
I realized something.
525
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:45,122
The first day of school
is tough on all my kids,
526
00:18:45,189 --> 00:18:47,758
Especially
the one I married.
527
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:50,494
Boo boo boop!
528
00:18:50,561 --> 00:18:52,763
Afterburners engaged!
529
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:53,931
Ooh!
530
00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:56,266
Don't choke
on my smoke!
531
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,835
And down the stretch
he goes!
532
00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:01,271
I don't believe it!
533
00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:02,906
Daddy wins!
534
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:05,042
Do you believe
in miracles?!
535
00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:07,544
U.S.A.!
U.S.-- Oh, no!
536
00:19:07,612 --> 00:19:08,879
Claire: Oh, geez!
537
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:09,880
[ gasps ]
538
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,114
Oh, my --
539
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:12,916
What was that?!
Was that a person?!
540
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,251
I'm good!
Dad?!
541
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,352
I'm good!
542
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,322
I'm good!
Whoo!
Are you okay?
543
00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:20,190
You're getting better,
sweetheart.
544
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:26,363
Did I lose the race
to make him feel better?
545
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,332
Maybe.
546
00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:31,835
But it just seemed like
he could use a win today.
547
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,043
We do strange things
for the people we love.
548
00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:41,845
We lie to them.
549
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:43,513
We lie for them.
550
00:19:47,051 --> 00:19:49,786
There may beome bumps
along the way,
551
00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:52,990
But we never stop wanting
the best for them.
552
00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:55,959
That's what makes it
such a tough job...
553
00:19:56,027 --> 00:19:59,396
But kind of the best job
in the world.
554
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:04,101
What are you doing?!
Keep your eyes on the road!
555
00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:05,669
Eyes on the road!
Oh, my god!
556
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:06,519
Oh, my...
557
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,510
[ siray.Wails ]
oh. Uh-oh.Kay.
558
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:13,845
All right, sweetie,
this happens.
559
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,279
Remain calm.
That's the first thing.
560
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,148
Pull over right here.
I'll get out the registration.
561
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,883
Mom, I don't like cops.
Okay, pull over
right there.
562
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,119
I don't like cops.
All right,
there's a space right here.
563
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,386
I can't pull over.
No, I can't.
564
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:23,454
You need to pull over.
565
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:24,856
I can't pull over.
I don't like cops.
566
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,257
You got to pull over.
No can do.
567
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,558
I got priors.
I'm speeding up.
568
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,093
The parking ticket
from the mall --
569
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,528
I never paid
the parking ticket!
570
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,696
Keep moving, sweetheart!
571
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:32,997
Dad agrees with me --
I can speed up!
572
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,199
[ siren wails ]
it's not a movie, haley!
Pull over!
573
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:41,200
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