1 00:00:01,112 --> 00:00:02,472 Please, please, please, please. 2 00:00:02,473 --> 00:00:03,853 Okay, what is this? 3 00:00:03,854 --> 00:00:04,993 We're making sure I'm tall enough 4 00:00:04,994 --> 00:00:06,495 to ride all the rides at Disneyland. 5 00:00:06,496 --> 00:00:07,919 Without having to spike up my hair. 6 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,029 Buddy... 7 00:00:09,365 --> 00:00:10,376 We are good to go. 8 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:11,421 Sweet! 9 00:00:11,422 --> 00:00:12,595 I have been waiting for this day 10 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:13,583 ever since the doctor pointed 11 00:00:13,584 --> 00:00:16,328 to the ultrasound of your mom's womb and said, 12 00:00:16,499 --> 00:00:18,703 "either that's a fifth limb, or you got a boy." 13 00:00:18,704 --> 00:00:19,511 Okay, no. Gross. 14 00:00:19,512 --> 00:00:20,035 All right... 15 00:00:20,036 --> 00:00:22,402 I want everybody to eat a lot at home 16 00:00:22,403 --> 00:00:24,432 because "the happiest place on earth" 17 00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:26,832 is also home to the most expensive churro on Earth. 18 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:28,632 Come on. This is gonna be awesome. 19 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:30,921 Who doesn't love a day at Disneyland? 20 00:00:30,922 --> 00:00:32,561 Can't you and mom go without me? 21 00:00:32,562 --> 00:00:34,584 You're the kid. I think we need you to get in. 22 00:00:34,585 --> 00:00:36,504 Well, it couldn't come on a worst day. 23 00:00:36,505 --> 00:00:38,634 The technology sector is tanking. 24 00:00:38,635 --> 00:00:40,405 We're doing a stock market project in school, 25 00:00:40,406 --> 00:00:41,972 and today's the last day. 26 00:00:41,973 --> 00:00:44,306 We all get a thousand fake dollars to invest, 27 00:00:44,307 --> 00:00:45,917 and as the market closed yesterday, 28 00:00:45,918 --> 00:00:47,269 I'm in the lead. 29 00:00:47,843 --> 00:00:50,240 I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, 30 00:00:50,241 --> 00:00:52,177 but someday I will be the richest, 31 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:54,324 which is good because the ladies love that, 32 00:00:54,547 --> 00:00:57,121 and I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle. 33 00:00:57,705 --> 00:01:00,243 Do you really wants girls who only want you for your money? 34 00:01:00,244 --> 00:01:01,882 I'd like to have that option. 35 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:05,745 Manny, put the stock away and put your ears on. 36 00:01:05,746 --> 00:01:07,646 Mom, I don't think you have to wear one of these. 37 00:01:07,647 --> 00:01:09,800 Be a kid! Put them on! 38 00:01:09,801 --> 00:01:12,266 Really? Those shoes? 39 00:01:12,436 --> 00:01:12,944 What? 40 00:01:12,945 --> 00:01:15,803 Do you know how much walking you have to do at Disneyland? 41 00:01:16,104 --> 00:01:18,470 Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters? 42 00:01:18,471 --> 00:01:20,403 I like wearing the high heels. I'm fine. 43 00:01:20,404 --> 00:01:22,586 It's just like that jacket you refuse to bring 44 00:01:22,587 --> 00:01:24,474 when I say, "take a jacket." 45 00:01:24,576 --> 00:01:26,170 "Don't tell me what to do! I'm fine!" 46 00:01:26,171 --> 00:01:27,521 Huh? And you're not fine. 47 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,062 You're cold and shivering, 48 00:01:29,063 --> 00:01:31,379 and I look like the jerk who won't give his wife a jacket, 49 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:33,614 so I do, and then I'm cold and shivering, 50 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,045 and I brought a jacket. 51 00:01:35,046 --> 00:01:37,766 Are you done with your boring jacket story? 52 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:39,796 Because we're going to hit traffic. 53 00:01:39,876 --> 00:01:42,422 Tell you one thing. I'm not gonna give you my shoes. 54 00:01:44,097 --> 00:01:45,752 Ah! That must be Ethan. 55 00:01:45,753 --> 00:01:46,937 Who's Ethan? 56 00:01:46,938 --> 00:01:47,947 Didn't I tell you? 57 00:01:47,948 --> 00:01:50,744 My friend Bethenny's nephew is coming with us today. 58 00:01:50,745 --> 00:01:52,228 He moved to town to go to college. 59 00:01:52,229 --> 00:01:55,393 He's very nice, very smart, big hockey player. 60 00:01:55,394 --> 00:01:56,337 I know what you're doing. 61 00:01:56,338 --> 00:01:58,336 Really? She was so subtle. 62 00:01:58,337 --> 00:02:00,010 Haley has a thing for bad boys, 63 00:02:00,011 --> 00:02:02,174 which was so me. 64 00:02:02,266 --> 00:02:03,326 Clearly. 65 00:02:04,215 --> 00:02:06,593 So if she's going to be leaving the nest soon, 66 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,622 we'd prefer it was not on the back of a motorcycle. 67 00:02:08,623 --> 00:02:10,889 My college roommate had a motorcycle. 68 00:02:11,492 --> 00:02:14,357 Man, I had some good times on the back of that thing. 69 00:02:15,906 --> 00:02:16,881 I can't believe you did this. 70 00:02:16,882 --> 00:02:19,298 I'm not gonna babysit Bethenny's nephew. Alex can have him. 71 00:02:19,299 --> 00:02:21,353 Okay, I don't need your rejects. 72 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:24,035 Hi. Hi, Ethan! I'm so glad you could make it. 73 00:02:24,036 --> 00:02:24,750 Thanks for inviting me. 74 00:02:24,751 --> 00:02:25,574 Sure. 75 00:02:25,575 --> 00:02:26,991 Hi. I'm Al-- 76 00:02:26,992 --> 00:02:29,748 My 14-year-old sister. Ethan, was it? 77 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:30,813 Yeah. 78 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:44,090 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 79 00:02:44,799 --> 00:02:47,463 And that's my grandpa and his wife Gloria 80 00:02:47,464 --> 00:02:48,513 and her son Manny. 81 00:02:48,514 --> 00:02:50,781 Wow. You guys have a big family. 82 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:52,623 Big family. 83 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:54,654 She likes him! 84 00:02:54,655 --> 00:02:55,530 Yeah, who wouldn't? 85 00:02:55,531 --> 00:02:57,946 Where'd you find him, a Tommy Hilfiger catalog? 86 00:02:58,085 --> 00:03:00,229 He got a 2200 on his S.A.T.s. 87 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:01,614 And those eyes... 88 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,352 Okay, did you get him for Haley or for you? 89 00:03:03,353 --> 00:03:04,525 Mitchell. 90 00:03:05,237 --> 00:03:06,041 You know, I haven't been here 91 00:03:06,042 --> 00:03:07,481 since dad brought us when we were kids. 92 00:03:07,482 --> 00:03:11,330 Ohh, yeah. Remember? You cried in the Abraham Lincoln thing. 93 00:03:11,331 --> 00:03:12,643 Hey, he's a great president, 94 00:03:12,644 --> 00:03:14,819 and it was the first robot I ever saw. 95 00:03:15,305 --> 00:03:16,775 When Claire and Mitchell were young, 96 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:19,305 their mom and I were gonna take them to Disneyland. 97 00:03:19,349 --> 00:03:21,530 But that morning, Dede and I got in this huge fight 98 00:03:21,531 --> 00:03:24,221 over something or other-- surprise, surprise-- 99 00:03:24,222 --> 00:03:26,321 and I ended up taking them on my own. 100 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:29,677 Claire's biggest fear was running into the evil queen. 101 00:03:29,848 --> 00:03:32,833 My biggest fear was that I married her. 102 00:03:33,122 --> 00:03:35,531 Okay, people over 46 inches, 103 00:03:35,532 --> 00:03:37,695 first stop-- Indiana Jones! 104 00:03:37,696 --> 00:03:39,255 Have fun on the teacups, Lily. 105 00:03:39,256 --> 00:03:40,278 Okay, let's do this. 106 00:03:40,279 --> 00:03:42,969 Oh, okay, wait just a second here, everybody. 107 00:03:43,827 --> 00:03:44,982 All right. 108 00:03:46,541 --> 00:03:47,348 Is that a leash? 109 00:03:47,349 --> 00:03:50,509 No, it's a child safety tether. This way, sweetie. 110 00:03:51,237 --> 00:03:52,329 It-- it's a leash. 111 00:03:52,396 --> 00:03:53,803 Don't-- don't judge us. 112 00:03:53,991 --> 00:03:55,046 Go on. 113 00:03:55,755 --> 00:03:56,939 We have a runner. 114 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:58,281 Lily is going through a phase-- 115 00:03:58,282 --> 00:03:59,710 at least... Oh, we hope it's a phase. 116 00:03:59,711 --> 00:04:01,762 She bolts every chance she gets. 117 00:04:01,996 --> 00:04:03,128 Lily! 118 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:04,655 Lily! 119 00:04:05,066 --> 00:04:05,871 Lily! 120 00:04:05,872 --> 00:04:07,053 So we had no choice 121 00:04:07,054 --> 00:04:09,283 to put her on a child safety tether. 122 00:04:09,284 --> 00:04:10,442 It's a leash. 123 00:04:11,004 --> 00:04:13,386 And we did have a choice. 124 00:04:14,923 --> 00:04:16,434 Lily, sweetie, don't pull. 125 00:04:17,037 --> 00:04:17,806 Lily, heel! 126 00:04:17,807 --> 00:04:19,033 Dad. 127 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,666 If I'd had known you guys were gonna do this, 128 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:21,737 I'd have brought Stella. 129 00:04:21,738 --> 00:04:22,577 It was Cam's idea. 130 00:04:22,578 --> 00:04:23,637 So much for the united front. 131 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:26,560 I'll have you know, despite all your jokes, Lily enjoys it. 132 00:04:27,219 --> 00:04:29,255 Okay, sweetie, you're not helping. You're not helping. 133 00:04:29,256 --> 00:04:31,095 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You guys, is that Dylan? 134 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:31,780 What? 135 00:04:31,781 --> 00:04:32,753 Oh, jeez. 136 00:04:32,754 --> 00:04:34,076 Dylan?! 137 00:04:34,123 --> 00:04:35,920 Oh. Hey! 138 00:04:36,164 --> 00:04:38,644 Uh, what are you... I didn't even know you were in town. 139 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:39,835 Either did I... 140 00:04:40,267 --> 00:04:41,461 Know you were in town. 141 00:04:41,462 --> 00:04:43,428 This town. Anaheim. 142 00:04:43,429 --> 00:04:45,005 I thought you were still in Wyoming. 143 00:04:45,006 --> 00:04:47,298 I was, uh... 144 00:04:47,299 --> 00:04:48,499 But, um... 145 00:04:48,740 --> 00:04:49,406 Oh, shoot. 146 00:04:49,407 --> 00:04:51,317 You know, I, uh, gotta meet up with some friends 147 00:04:51,318 --> 00:04:53,318 and I'm... really late. 148 00:04:54,255 --> 00:04:55,787 It was nice to see you, Haley, 149 00:04:55,788 --> 00:04:56,760 and everybody. 150 00:04:56,761 --> 00:04:57,791 Hi. 151 00:04:58,312 --> 00:04:59,476 And dude I don't know. 152 00:04:59,477 --> 00:05:01,234 I'm Ethan. It's nice to meet you. 153 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:03,170 And polite dude I don't know. 154 00:05:07,528 --> 00:05:09,285 Did Haley used to date that guy or something? 155 00:05:09,286 --> 00:05:12,533 Yep. You date her, that's the club you're joining. 156 00:05:13,007 --> 00:05:15,025 Of course he would still look amazing. 157 00:05:15,026 --> 00:05:17,195 Does he? I hadn't noticed. 158 00:05:17,263 --> 00:05:20,431 Did you know that Ethan plays the trumpet? 159 00:05:20,432 --> 00:05:23,049 No great surprise with those lips of his, huh? 160 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:25,164 Coo-coo-ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson. 161 00:05:26,335 --> 00:05:28,148 Okay, buddy, moment of truth. 162 00:05:30,128 --> 00:05:31,344 Yes! 163 00:05:31,988 --> 00:05:35,359 - This is gonna be so awesome! - Yeah! 164 00:05:38,557 --> 00:05:41,857 In 45 minutes, this is gonna be so awesome! 165 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:43,203 Yeah! 166 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:47,571 Look, Reuben, 167 00:05:47,572 --> 00:05:49,397 I have some underperformers I have to unload, 168 00:05:49,398 --> 00:05:51,539 and I don't have access to a computer. 169 00:05:51,558 --> 00:05:53,324 Log in as moneydelgado-- 170 00:05:53,325 --> 00:05:54,264 Manny! 171 00:05:54,402 --> 00:05:55,203 By all means, Reuben, 172 00:05:55,204 --> 00:05:57,060 go get a popsicle while the Nikkei closes. 173 00:05:57,061 --> 00:05:58,427 I wanna be a pauper. 174 00:05:59,076 --> 00:06:00,682 Mom, my stocks just took a dive. 175 00:06:00,683 --> 00:06:02,583 Your phone is about to take a dive. 176 00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:04,617 Come on! Where do we want to go next? 177 00:06:04,618 --> 00:06:06,854 Oh! Ethan and I want to try the haunted mansion. 178 00:06:06,855 --> 00:06:08,409 There is no you and Ethan. 179 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,529 Let's go to the jungle cruise. It's right there. 180 00:06:10,530 --> 00:06:12,230 Why? Tired of walking in those heels? 181 00:06:12,231 --> 00:06:15,584 No. You tired of being with a hot wife? 182 00:06:17,804 --> 00:06:18,949 Well, well, well. What do you know? 183 00:06:18,950 --> 00:06:21,228 Another caring parent with a child safety tether. 184 00:06:21,229 --> 00:06:22,918 See? We're not the only people who use them. 185 00:06:22,919 --> 00:06:24,325 Hi! Aren't they adorable? 186 00:06:24,326 --> 00:06:25,609 Oh, and look at your cutie! 187 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:27,940 Oh, well, yes. She just wanted to say hi. 188 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:29,597 Oh. Sorry. They're a little feisty today. 189 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,148 Oh! No problem. She's friendly. 190 00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:32,615 Rex, gentle. 191 00:06:32,616 --> 00:06:34,357 Oh, his-- his name's Rex, huh? 192 00:06:34,358 --> 00:06:35,109 Yeah. 193 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:37,046 Oh, okay. Lily, no, sweetie. Lily, um... 194 00:06:37,047 --> 00:06:38,766 Oh. Sorry. He-- he just gets excited. 195 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:39,503 Oh, yeah, no-- oh, no problem. 196 00:06:39,504 --> 00:06:40,906 Lily, stop moving, sweetie. Stop moving. 197 00:06:40,907 --> 00:06:41,939 Okay, you got this. 198 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:44,651 Okay. Okay. Good girl! Good girl! Sorry. 199 00:06:47,525 --> 00:06:49,571 You know what the fight with Dede was about? 200 00:06:49,572 --> 00:06:53,004 I taped a football game over an episode of "Dallas." 201 00:06:53,483 --> 00:06:56,059 Who bails on a family trip to Disneyland 202 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:57,250 over something like that? 203 00:06:57,251 --> 00:07:00,016 Ironically, Dallas was playing in the game. 204 00:07:00,017 --> 00:07:02,140 And I remember pointing that out to her, 205 00:07:02,302 --> 00:07:03,046 and then I remember 206 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:05,366 a video cassette flying at my head. 207 00:07:05,874 --> 00:07:06,962 You do not play the cello. 208 00:07:06,963 --> 00:07:08,917 I do. Even geekier-- I'm good. 209 00:07:08,918 --> 00:07:09,962 Okay, answer me this-- 210 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,515 I will answer you this. 211 00:07:11,703 --> 00:07:14,075 Why do people carry cellos around? 212 00:07:14,076 --> 00:07:16,246 You know, people aren't expected to lug a piano around. 213 00:07:16,247 --> 00:07:16,955 What's the cutoff? 214 00:07:16,956 --> 00:07:20,466 I know, right? Like, go where the cello is. 215 00:07:21,165 --> 00:07:23,485 Oh, look at this. I think I've inadvertently 216 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,789 set up my 14-year-old with a college boy. 217 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:26,574 The boy was your doing? 218 00:07:26,575 --> 00:07:28,976 Yes. Yes, and he was perfect, 219 00:07:28,977 --> 00:07:32,401 and Haley was into him until, of course, we ran into Dylan. 220 00:07:32,402 --> 00:07:34,599 I mean, come on, dad. What are the odds of that happening? 221 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,780 It's a small world. 222 00:07:35,781 --> 00:07:36,328 Yes, it is. 223 00:07:36,329 --> 00:07:37,009 - You see what I did there? - I did. 224 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:38,655 - 'Cause it's a ride. - I got it. Got it, dad. I got it. 225 00:07:38,656 --> 00:07:40,607 It's so frustrating because... 226 00:07:40,834 --> 00:07:42,217 I know I can't run Haley's like for her, 227 00:07:42,218 --> 00:07:45,396 but if she would let me, I would be so good at it. 228 00:07:45,397 --> 00:07:48,070 Right, 'cause parents always know what's best for their kids. 229 00:07:48,071 --> 00:07:49,551 You remember that nice girl at the office 230 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,901 I tried to fix Mitch up with? 231 00:07:50,902 --> 00:07:53,541 No offense, dad, but I think I probably have 232 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:55,767 a better sense of what my kids need than you did. 233 00:07:55,768 --> 00:07:57,621 I think it's cute you think that. 234 00:07:58,690 --> 00:07:59,664 Mom! 235 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,472 It was so awesome! 236 00:08:01,473 --> 00:08:03,384 The jeep was jerking around... 237 00:08:03,385 --> 00:08:05,213 And--and there was a lot of sharp turns and big drops. 238 00:08:05,214 --> 00:08:06,222 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 239 00:08:06,223 --> 00:08:06,950 It just kept going. 240 00:08:06,951 --> 00:08:08,481 Wow. You okay? 241 00:08:08,482 --> 00:08:10,381 Great. Why wouldn't I be? 242 00:08:10,382 --> 00:08:11,610 Because you're kinda leaning on me. 243 00:08:11,611 --> 00:08:13,645 Well, isn't that what a marriage is? 244 00:08:13,646 --> 00:08:16,500 Ohh. Oh, Alex, stop touching him. 245 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:18,444 Oh. You look like hell. 246 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,855 I'm feeling a little dizzy. 247 00:08:20,223 --> 00:08:21,822 I think that ride did something to me. 248 00:08:21,823 --> 00:08:23,381 The fluid in your inner ear is thickening. 249 00:08:23,382 --> 00:08:24,750 That's what happens when you get old. 250 00:08:24,751 --> 00:08:25,356 It is? 251 00:08:25,357 --> 00:08:27,420 Yeah, you can't take the motion. 252 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,904 I gotta pop a dramamine to get in my swivel chair. 253 00:08:29,905 --> 00:08:32,962 That is not it. I'm king of the roller coasters. 254 00:08:33,282 --> 00:08:33,940 I think I just put 255 00:08:33,941 --> 00:08:36,443 too big of a whipped cream smile on my pancake this morning. 256 00:08:36,444 --> 00:08:37,684 You guys wanna go on Matterhorn? 257 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,861 Luke, I think me and your dad are gonna sit this one out, 258 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,742 maybe get one them big pickles. 259 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:44,809 No! You're gonna have to eat that pickle on your own, Jay. 260 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:46,910 I still got a few good years left. 261 00:08:46,911 --> 00:08:48,097 Luke, wait up! 262 00:08:48,098 --> 00:08:49,451 I'll race you there! 263 00:08:52,415 --> 00:08:54,013 I'm good. I'm good. 264 00:08:58,585 --> 00:08:59,990 Okay, everybody's looking at us. 265 00:08:59,991 --> 00:09:01,512 I haven't been judged by this many people 266 00:09:01,513 --> 00:09:03,515 since I forgot my canvas bags at whole foods. 267 00:09:03,516 --> 00:09:04,527 Yeah, well, maybe they're staring 268 00:09:04,528 --> 00:09:05,625 because we have what they want. 269 00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:07,950 Whoa! Oh, a pet daughter. 'Cause that... 270 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:09,500 You know, I don't care what people think. 271 00:09:09,501 --> 00:09:10,860 If I thought it would keep my daughter safe, 272 00:09:10,861 --> 00:09:13,127 I would have a kangaroo pouch sewn into my midriff. 273 00:09:13,128 --> 00:09:15,557 That's gonna work out really well for you as a single parent. 274 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,988 Okay, we just got a glare from Mr. Socks-with-sandals. 275 00:09:17,989 --> 00:09:19,400 All right, that's it. 276 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,212 Lily, I'm gonna take off this leash. 277 00:09:21,213 --> 00:09:21,923 I think it's a mistake. 278 00:09:21,924 --> 00:09:23,291 But I don't want you to run away, 279 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:24,998 'cause that would be very, very unsafe, 280 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,088 and if we lost you, 281 00:09:26,089 --> 00:09:29,601 you'd be very scared, and we'd be very sad. Okay? 282 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:30,151 Okay. 283 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:30,882 All right. 284 00:09:30,883 --> 00:09:32,889 See, Cam? You treat her like a human being 285 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:34,428 and she acts like one. 286 00:09:34,738 --> 00:09:36,010 Chip 'n Dale! 287 00:09:36,361 --> 00:09:38,466 Oh, great. Now she's chasing squirrels. Lily! 288 00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:39,900 Honey, come on! 289 00:09:39,901 --> 00:09:41,699 Lily! Lily! 290 00:09:46,031 --> 00:09:47,690 Hey! How was Splash Mountain? 291 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:49,878 It was great! Maybe we go again. 292 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:51,974 No, thanks. There was no reception in there. 293 00:09:51,975 --> 00:09:54,878 You know how many bars I had? Zip-a-Dee-doo-dah. 294 00:09:55,407 --> 00:09:56,888 Reuben, talk to me! 295 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,614 Must be nice to get out of those shoes for a minute. 296 00:09:59,646 --> 00:10:01,105 I don't know what you talking about. 297 00:10:01,106 --> 00:10:03,127 Nothing. I'm just making conversation. 298 00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:04,895 Hey. Check it out. 299 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,145 I bought one of those souvenir photos 300 00:10:07,146 --> 00:10:08,936 with you and Manny on the ride. 301 00:10:09,774 --> 00:10:11,772 Boy, it looks like you're having a good time. 302 00:10:11,773 --> 00:10:13,982 Wait a minute. What's that in your hand? 303 00:10:13,983 --> 00:10:15,741 Are those shoes? 304 00:10:15,742 --> 00:10:17,492 I'm not even sure that that is us, Jay. 305 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:18,913 Why are you walking around in pain? 306 00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:21,067 Just admit the shoes were a bad idea. 307 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:22,869 I am not in pain. 308 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:26,701 I just didn't want my favorite walking shoes to get wet there. 309 00:10:26,702 --> 00:10:28,175 Okay, my bad. 310 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,259 Well, we've gotta meet everybody in Tomorrowland, 311 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:31,310 so we'd better get movin' 312 00:10:31,311 --> 00:10:33,979 'cause it's all the way on the other side of the park. 313 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:35,411 I'm fine. 314 00:10:35,412 --> 00:10:38,085 You just try to keep up with us. 315 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:40,877 I can't take this. 316 00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:46,252 Dad, throw your hands up! It's fun! 317 00:10:46,409 --> 00:10:47,797 Oh, yeah, it is fun! 318 00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:59,114 Reuben, if you heard about that stock at a birthday party, 319 00:10:59,115 --> 00:11:00,256 it's already too late. 320 00:11:00,257 --> 00:11:01,316 Gloria! 321 00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:03,699 Gloria, sit down for a second. 322 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:04,726 I'm fine, Jay. 323 00:11:04,727 --> 00:11:05,724 Please? 324 00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:07,521 Look... 325 00:11:07,815 --> 00:11:09,049 You may not be in pain... 326 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:09,583 Okay. 327 00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:11,941 But I'm in pain just thinking you're in pain. 328 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,861 So humor me for one minute. 329 00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:15,542 What are those? 330 00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:19,414 There wasn't a big selection at the Bibbidi Bobbidi boutique. 331 00:11:19,415 --> 00:11:20,785 Are you crazy? 332 00:11:20,922 --> 00:11:24,418 I cannot walk around in public with these... 333 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,213 things. They're so yellow and so ugly. 334 00:11:27,214 --> 00:11:29,754 And... and they're so softy 335 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,545 and so comfortable. 336 00:11:31,546 --> 00:11:33,224 Jay, what is this? 337 00:11:34,365 --> 00:11:36,215 Thank you for going shopping for me. 338 00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:38,487 Thank you for worrying about my feet. 339 00:11:38,488 --> 00:11:42,209 Thank you for giving me your jacket when I'm cold. 340 00:11:42,263 --> 00:11:43,863 You're such a good man, Jay. 341 00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:45,307 Thank you. Mmm. 342 00:11:49,616 --> 00:11:51,377 I didn't expect you to be so... 343 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,160 So nice. 344 00:11:53,161 --> 00:11:55,080 Why are you so surprised? 345 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:59,455 Now please don't go all Latin on me when I say this. 346 00:12:00,005 --> 00:12:01,602 Is it possible 347 00:12:02,207 --> 00:12:04,311 you get angry from time to time 348 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,895 because you're always wearing... 349 00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:09,163 uncomfortable shoes? 350 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:14,838 Maybe. 351 00:12:15,362 --> 00:12:17,620 Can you get me a couple of more? 352 00:12:17,621 --> 00:12:19,280 Maybe they have purple? 353 00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:21,148 Whatever you want, honey. 354 00:12:22,521 --> 00:12:23,314 All I'm saying is, 355 00:12:23,315 --> 00:12:25,049 it seemed like you were pretty into Ethan 356 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:26,196 until Dylan showed up. 357 00:12:26,197 --> 00:12:29,130 Don't get me wrong. Ethan's nice, but he's no Dylan. 358 00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:30,664 Maybe that's a good thing? 359 00:12:30,665 --> 00:12:32,917 Why? Because Dylan's a free spirit? 360 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:36,037 He's too edgy for you? He plays by his own rules? 361 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:37,247 Oh, my God. 362 00:12:37,248 --> 00:12:38,423 What? 363 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,716 I beg of you to turn around 364 00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:44,314 and experience with me the greatest moment of my life. 365 00:12:48,881 --> 00:12:51,231 Your rebel boyfriend's a Dapper Dan. 366 00:12:51,232 --> 00:12:53,086 Maybe that's not him. 367 00:12:57,921 --> 00:12:58,397 Dylan! 368 00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,138 Uh, uh, sorry. 369 00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:01,033 Sorry. Um... 370 00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:02,994 It certainly seems like him. 371 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:06,770 Oh, my God. He looked like 372 00:13:06,771 --> 00:13:09,210 those old pictures of dad from High School. 373 00:13:10,284 --> 00:13:11,514 So anyway, I've really been into street art lately. 374 00:13:11,515 --> 00:13:13,642 Oh, there's a really great exhibit downtown. I'll take you. 375 00:13:13,643 --> 00:13:16,337 Oh, on what, your razor scooter? Mom wants you. 376 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:16,965 I-I-I... 377 00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:20,121 Ethan! I've been looking all over for you! 378 00:13:23,823 --> 00:13:26,419 I remember I was on Pirates of the Caribbean, 379 00:13:26,585 --> 00:13:29,150 and this whole fight with Dede was really eating at me. 380 00:13:29,431 --> 00:13:32,063 And there was this angry animatronic wench 381 00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:34,441 with a rolling pin, chasing some poor pirate around. 382 00:13:34,442 --> 00:13:37,291 They were on a track, running in circles, 383 00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:39,014 so he could never get away from her. 384 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,120 And I remember thinking, 385 00:13:41,269 --> 00:13:45,941 I can't save you, buddy, but I'm getting off this ride. 386 00:13:46,601 --> 00:13:48,411 And-- and we were going around a corner, 387 00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:50,931 and I was screaming and I swallowed a bug. 388 00:13:50,932 --> 00:13:53,676 Oh, being tail is everything that I dreamed it would be. 389 00:13:53,677 --> 00:13:54,502 What should we do next? 390 00:13:54,503 --> 00:13:55,545 Sit down. 391 00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:56,452 Where we gonna sit down? 392 00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:59,701 The ground. Here, this is good right here. Oh! 393 00:13:59,702 --> 00:14:00,536 Are you okay, dad? 394 00:14:00,537 --> 00:14:02,469 No, I'm not okay. 395 00:14:03,236 --> 00:14:05,881 I hate to tell you this, but these rides are killing me. 396 00:14:05,941 --> 00:14:07,660 B-but you're the king of roller coasters. 397 00:14:07,661 --> 00:14:08,761 I know! 398 00:14:09,236 --> 00:14:11,310 Something happens when you get older. 399 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:13,367 Guess you can't take it. 400 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,796 One of my favorite things in the world 401 00:14:15,797 --> 00:14:18,529 is doing stupid fun stuff with you, 402 00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:19,928 like pogo stick basketball 403 00:14:19,929 --> 00:14:21,957 or trying to get a swing to go all the way around. 404 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,288 Next time, we should sit on a fire extinguisher. 405 00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:26,974 Yes, or a bottle of coke and some mentos. 406 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,936 Honestly, though, the way I'm feeling right now, 407 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,031 I don't know if there's gonna be a next time. 408 00:14:32,109 --> 00:14:35,827 Dad, we can always find cool stuff to do. 409 00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:38,340 Even if you're old and in a wheelchair, 410 00:14:38,341 --> 00:14:39,328 I'll take you to the mall 411 00:14:39,329 --> 00:14:41,014 and push you as fast as you wanna go. 412 00:14:41,015 --> 00:14:43,612 Really? You'd do that? 413 00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:44,732 Heck, yeah. 414 00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:46,108 And we'll pop some wheelies, too. 415 00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:46,931 That sounds fun. 416 00:14:46,932 --> 00:14:49,724 And I'll take you to the top of a huge hill and just let go. 417 00:14:49,725 --> 00:14:51,728 Okay, we'll nail down the specifics later, 418 00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:54,283 but that... that's really nice. 419 00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:57,250 So do you still wanna talk or-- 420 00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:59,620 No, go. Ride Space Mountain. 421 00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:01,977 Uh, at the end, when they take a picture, 422 00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:03,549 do something hilarious for both of us. 423 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:04,919 You're gonna die. 424 00:15:05,492 --> 00:15:08,017 When you see it, not 'cause you're old. 425 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,506 Lily! Lily, stop! 426 00:15:12,507 --> 00:15:13,626 Dad! Dad, grab her! 427 00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:15,555 Hey, I gotcha, you little monkey! 428 00:15:15,556 --> 00:15:16,618 Thank you. 429 00:15:16,619 --> 00:15:17,901 Hey, Cam, I got her. 430 00:15:17,902 --> 00:15:19,708 We're in Fantasyland. Where are you? 431 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,441 Okay, it's Toontown, not Toonton. 432 00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,123 You've been watching too much PBS. 433 00:15:24,246 --> 00:15:25,008 Thank you. 434 00:15:25,009 --> 00:15:26,533 All right, honey, come here. 435 00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:29,170 I don't like this thing. 436 00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:29,640 Yeah? 437 00:15:29,641 --> 00:15:31,440 Well, I don't like running like a crazy person 438 00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:34,290 through Downton Disney-- Downtown Disney. 439 00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:35,996 I don't know what to do. 440 00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:38,117 Well, the leash is not the answer. You want my help? 441 00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:38,916 Yes, please! 442 00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:41,046 'Cause I can fix this for you in about two minutes. 443 00:15:41,047 --> 00:15:42,703 Come on, baby girl. Come with me. 444 00:15:42,704 --> 00:15:44,138 We'll be right back. 445 00:15:44,139 --> 00:15:45,055 Okay. 446 00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:46,791 Where we going? Oh, this way? 447 00:15:50,928 --> 00:15:52,437 Manny, you don't sound very happy 448 00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:54,651 for a kid that is flying an elephant. 449 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,314 I lost to Durkas. It's not fair. 450 00:15:57,315 --> 00:15:59,987 He wanted to buy IBM because he thought it was funny to say. 451 00:15:59,988 --> 00:16:03,536 Well, I'm glad that you lost. Fake money has changed you. 452 00:16:03,537 --> 00:16:07,129 Where is the Manny that used to stop to smell the roses? 453 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:09,586 He took a bath on a solar start-up in San Jose. 454 00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:12,771 You have been so busy burying your face in your phone 455 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,021 that you barely said hello to your family, 456 00:16:15,022 --> 00:16:17,792 you gave Winnie the Pooh the cold shoulder, 457 00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:18,828 and you haven't even noticed 458 00:16:18,829 --> 00:16:21,368 that pretty girl in the blue elephant 459 00:16:21,369 --> 00:16:23,435 that has been smiling at you. 460 00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:27,113 Not my type, but still it's nice to be noticed. 461 00:16:27,114 --> 00:16:28,064 You see what happens 462 00:16:28,065 --> 00:16:30,446 when you're not burying your head in business? 463 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,523 You're right. I'll try to be more present. 464 00:16:35,782 --> 00:16:37,258 What the heck's on your feet? 465 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,368 They're slippers! They're like pillows. 466 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,178 Attagirl. 467 00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:46,677 You're welcome. 468 00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,333 Look. Your dad got her baby high heels, 469 00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:50,224 which we said we were never gonna let her wear. 470 00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:50,918 I love 'em. 471 00:16:50,919 --> 00:16:52,514 You look gorgeous, sweetie. 472 00:16:52,515 --> 00:16:54,095 Oh, my gosh. You felt people judged us before? 473 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,413 Wait till they meet little Miss Anaheim. 474 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,820 Who cares? Look at her. She can barely move. 475 00:16:58,232 --> 00:16:59,504 Thank you, dad. 476 00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:04,159 You know what? She's got pretty good gams for a 3-year-old. 477 00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:07,415 Cheese! 478 00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:09,502 Got it. Thanks, Little John. 479 00:17:09,503 --> 00:17:10,532 Thank you! 480 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,629 Ooh, they have corn dogs. 481 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,551 We gotta get one before we go back. They are legendary. 482 00:17:15,552 --> 00:17:16,158 I'll be right back. 483 00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:17,192 Okay. 484 00:17:17,945 --> 00:17:18,969 Haley! 485 00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:21,296 It's me. Dylan. 486 00:17:21,297 --> 00:17:23,995 I'm in the bear suit. I borrowed it to talk to you. 487 00:17:23,996 --> 00:17:25,896 Why are you dancing like that? 488 00:17:25,897 --> 00:17:28,333 This is what Little John does. Maybe. 489 00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:29,950 I don't know what movie this dude is from. 490 00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:31,695 I'm not even supposed to be talking to you. 491 00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,286 Well, I'm not talking to you. 492 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,742 No, you can talk. 493 00:17:36,111 --> 00:17:37,901 I know, but I'm mad. 494 00:17:37,902 --> 00:17:40,029 You came back to town and didn't even call me. 495 00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:41,867 I was embarrassed. 496 00:17:41,868 --> 00:17:43,675 I lost my job at the dude ranch, 497 00:17:43,676 --> 00:17:45,898 and I wanted to get my act together first. 498 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,001 But the four dweebs on a bike act? 499 00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:50,393 Hey, the Dapper Dans are a main street tradition 500 00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:52,401 since 1959. 501 00:17:52,512 --> 00:17:54,023 Hey, what's going on? 502 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,055 Nothing. 503 00:17:56,056 --> 00:17:57,992 I still love her, Ethan. 504 00:17:58,669 --> 00:17:59,842 Okay, how do you know my name? 505 00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:00,751 It's Dylan. 506 00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:03,653 Look, I don't wanna harsh your day, 507 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:07,389 but I never stopped loving Haley and I never will! 508 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:08,727 I-is this some sort of joke? 509 00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:10,246 Do I look like I'm joking? 510 00:18:10,247 --> 00:18:11,835 Dylan, let's not do this now. 511 00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:15,169 It has to be now. I've got a parade at 3:00. 512 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:16,551 Hey, seriously, dude, back off. 513 00:18:16,552 --> 00:18:19,362 Okay, that was my face. 514 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:22,351 And you're the one who needs to back off. 515 00:18:25,617 --> 00:18:26,297 You... 516 00:18:26,298 --> 00:18:28,979 Okay. This thing's kinda heavy. 517 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:29,712 I can't get up. 518 00:18:29,713 --> 00:18:33,049 Ethan? Ethan, what is going on? What are you doing? 519 00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:34,525 Uh, hi, Mrs. Dunphy. 520 00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:35,658 Help me up. 521 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:37,371 No. 522 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,316 If I could get up, I would-- uhh! 523 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,413 Come on, Lily sweetie. Keep up, honey. 524 00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:49,677 Come on. Phil, you don't look like you're doing very well. 525 00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:51,521 Maybe because I officially became an old man 526 00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:53,285 back there at Thunder Mountain. 527 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,932 Oh, my goodness. You are burning up. 528 00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:57,544 You might have the flu. 529 00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:00,688 A bunch of guys at work had the flu, 530 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:03,572 and we all drink orange juice out of the same carton. 531 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,148 We should get cups. 532 00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:07,904 Luke, did you hear that?! I have the flu! 533 00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:08,864 Oh, gosh, no. 534 00:19:08,865 --> 00:19:10,630 Glad we didn't share that pickle. 535 00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:12,072 Hey, everybody. 536 00:19:13,332 --> 00:19:14,682 Oh, hey, hey, guys. Where's Ethan? 537 00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:16,628 Oh, he's staying. He ran into some friends. 538 00:19:16,629 --> 00:19:18,100 But Dylan got fired, so... 539 00:19:18,101 --> 00:19:21,453 don't freak out. We have to give him a ride home. 540 00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,073 And we're back together. 541 00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:24,300 Yay. 542 00:19:25,104 --> 00:19:28,119 Hey, no one goes home till we hit the Lincoln thing. 543 00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:29,038 Yawn. 544 00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:30,823 Don't even try to fight it. 545 00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:32,328 Yeah, he made us go when we were kids. 546 00:19:32,329 --> 00:19:36,603 Come on, people! It's a robotic president! What's not to love? 547 00:19:36,663 --> 00:19:37,949 A robotic president? 548 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:41,108 So my plan was, drive Claire and Mitchell home, 549 00:19:41,142 --> 00:19:42,430 put them to bed, 550 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,086 pour myself a big tumbler of scotch, 551 00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:47,372 and tell Dede it was over. 552 00:19:47,547 --> 00:19:49,901 But on the way out, we made one last stop. 553 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,860 If destruction be our lot, 554 00:19:53,741 --> 00:19:55,606 we ourselves 555 00:19:55,607 --> 00:19:58,845 must be its author and finisher. 556 00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:01,761 As a nation of free men, 557 00:20:02,213 --> 00:20:04,837 we must live through all times... 558 00:20:04,886 --> 00:20:05,904 I don't know what happened. 559 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,443 Maybe it's what robot Lincoln said about a man's duty 560 00:20:08,444 --> 00:20:11,365 or keeping the union together. 561 00:20:11,806 --> 00:20:13,315 Maybe I just chickened out. 562 00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:16,462 But I realized that staying with my kids 563 00:20:16,463 --> 00:20:18,844 was more important than leaving my wife. 564 00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,823 Now that's not the right decision for everyone, 565 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,222 but it was the right decision for me. 566 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,928 And in that faith, 567 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,529 let us, to the end, 568 00:20:29,218 --> 00:20:31,045 dare to do our duty 569 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:33,515 as we understand it. 570 00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:35,649 So I stuck it out until they were grown... 571 00:20:35,992 --> 00:20:39,016 Jay, you want to join me in the jacuzzi? 572 00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:41,526 And the universe rewarded me. 573 00:20:46,129 --> 00:20:47,432 Here we go! 574 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:49,340 Hey, dad, roller coast fist bump. 575 00:20:59,783 --> 00:21:00,904 What was that? 576 00:21:04,943 --> 00:21:06,610 Is this gonna be so awesome! 577 00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:13,855 Close your eyes. It makes it more fun. 578 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,778 Oh, yeah. That is more fun. 579 00:21:23,353 --> 00:21:24,473 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net