1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:03,436 - Mwah! - Okay, I've fed you. 2 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:06,339 Now, who's ready to watch some basketball? 3 00:00:06,341 --> 00:00:07,974 Why am I looking at you? 4 00:00:07,976 --> 00:00:09,009 I don't know. Unlike you, I don't need a reason 5 00:00:09,011 --> 00:00:11,544 to watch a bunch of guys run around in shorts. 6 00:00:11,546 --> 00:00:13,880 Don't ruin this for me like you did with olympic diving. 7 00:00:13,882 --> 00:00:15,682 - Cam? - Recording it. 8 00:00:15,684 --> 00:00:18,018 Mitch and I are taking Alex and Manny to an art exhibit. 9 00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:20,153 But, of course, everybody is welcome to join. 10 00:00:20,155 --> 00:00:22,889 It's a retrospective on "post-war abstract expressionism". 11 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:24,124 Wait. For school? 12 00:00:24,126 --> 00:00:25,158 No, for life. 13 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,393 Oh, thank God. 14 00:00:26,395 --> 00:00:27,894 I don't even know who we fought in the post war. 15 00:00:27,896 --> 00:00:30,463 Told you one car was enough. 16 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:32,565 - Looks like it's just the two amigos. - Haley? 17 00:00:32,567 --> 00:00:35,568 Oh, sorry to brunch and bail, grandpa, but I've got a date. 18 00:00:35,570 --> 00:00:36,536 Uh, with whom? 19 00:00:36,538 --> 00:00:38,071 A gorgeous guy I met at school. 20 00:00:38,073 --> 00:00:39,973 Ooh, goes there or cleans there? 21 00:00:39,975 --> 00:00:40,740 Mom. 22 00:00:40,742 --> 00:00:41,808 Answer the question. 23 00:00:41,810 --> 00:00:42,809 So everyone's leaving? 24 00:00:42,811 --> 00:00:46,046 I wish I had known this before I served the good bacon. 25 00:00:46,048 --> 00:00:48,014 You did not serve the good bacon. 26 00:00:48,016 --> 00:00:49,516 Shh! Don't you have a tiny dress to buy? 27 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:52,685 Yes, we do! 28 00:00:52,687 --> 00:00:55,755 We asked Gloria to take Lily to pick out her flower-girl dress. 29 00:00:55,757 --> 00:00:58,558 Yeah, we're clearly not following every wedding tradition, 30 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,427 but there will damn sure be one dress 31 00:01:00,429 --> 00:01:02,362 the grooms don't see until the big day. 32 00:01:02,364 --> 00:01:03,930 And we also asked Claire to go 33 00:01:03,932 --> 00:01:06,166 because we thought her sensible style 34 00:01:06,168 --> 00:01:08,101 nicely complements Gloria's flair. 35 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:10,737 That way Lily doesn't end up looking too... 36 00:01:12,174 --> 00:01:13,206 Or too... 37 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:15,442 "Wah-wah." 38 00:01:25,276 --> 00:01:28,776 Synced and corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 39 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:31,458 There's my boy. 40 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:32,892 I know you're talking to Joe, 41 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:35,028 but that still feels really good to hear. 42 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:37,063 Okay, clocking out. 43 00:01:37,065 --> 00:01:38,131 Ch-ch-boop! 44 00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:39,766 You know, Andy, if you want, 45 00:01:39,768 --> 00:01:41,067 you can stay and watch the game. 46 00:01:41,069 --> 00:01:43,436 Otherwise, I'll just be here by myself. 47 00:01:43,438 --> 00:01:44,904 I'm right here. 48 00:01:44,906 --> 00:01:46,239 I-I'd love to, Mr. P, 49 00:01:46,241 --> 00:01:48,741 but I got to come up with an anniversary gift 50 00:01:48,743 --> 00:01:49,943 for my girlfriend. 51 00:01:49,945 --> 00:01:51,478 I make her something different every year, 52 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,446 like a scrapbook or a nice scarf. 53 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:54,881 This year, I was thinking 54 00:01:54,883 --> 00:01:56,783 maybe I could bake her some banana bread. 55 00:01:56,785 --> 00:01:59,285 Ohh, I am the king of banana bread. 56 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,587 You know my secret? 57 00:02:00,589 --> 00:02:01,654 No nuts. 58 00:02:01,656 --> 00:02:03,256 Not such a secret. 59 00:02:03,258 --> 00:02:05,458 I used to make stuff for Claire all the time. 60 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:07,460 Pretty sure my artistry is what locked her down. 61 00:02:07,462 --> 00:02:08,995 I got to make this year's special. 62 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:09,963 With her in the Coast Guard, 63 00:02:09,965 --> 00:02:11,498 I, like, hardly ever get to see her. 64 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,800 Well, this is just off the dome, 65 00:02:13,802 --> 00:02:16,136 but, uh, maybe send her a fun video? 66 00:02:16,138 --> 00:02:19,506 Ooh, she does love "Rock of ages." 67 00:02:19,508 --> 00:02:21,007 Or you could make your own video... 68 00:02:21,009 --> 00:02:22,642 Something romantic and personal 69 00:02:22,644 --> 00:02:24,077 with real production value. 70 00:02:24,079 --> 00:02:26,146 I got some pretty choice equipment back at the house. 71 00:02:26,148 --> 00:02:27,013 I'd be happy to help. 72 00:02:27,015 --> 00:02:28,314 - Would you really? - Yeah! 73 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,816 Yes! 74 00:02:29,818 --> 00:02:30,850 Great! Let's do it! 75 00:02:30,852 --> 00:02:32,318 Luke, buddy, I'll pick you up later. 76 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,853 We can go check out some wheels. 77 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:36,956 I thought you were gonna stay and watch the game. 78 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:38,458 I knew you loved me. 79 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,026 Get out! 80 00:02:40,028 --> 00:02:41,427 Come on. 81 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,630 Wheels? What, are you looking at cars already? 82 00:02:43,632 --> 00:02:44,831 Pottery wheels. 83 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:46,266 I have to pick a spring elective, 84 00:02:46,268 --> 00:02:47,901 and dad thinks I should take ceramics 85 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:49,102 'cause lots of girls do. 86 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,803 You know what a lot of girls don't do? 87 00:02:50,805 --> 00:02:52,138 Guys who take ceramics. 88 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:54,007 You got a wood shop at your school? 89 00:02:54,009 --> 00:02:55,341 I can't really build stuff. 90 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,343 I mostly take apart and apologize. 91 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:58,878 You got to know how to build things. 92 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,847 - I can build suspense. - How? 93 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:02,282 Well, get this. 94 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:05,652 Huh? 95 00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:07,020 Garage. Now. 96 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,124 What's a bridal store? 97 00:03:11,126 --> 00:03:13,359 It's a place with the most wonderful dresses 98 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,028 that you have ever seen. 99 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:16,296 We're gonna get you the perfect one 100 00:03:16,298 --> 00:03:19,199 even if it takes us all day. 101 00:03:19,201 --> 00:03:20,833 Found it. 102 00:03:20,835 --> 00:03:22,569 Oh, no, sweetie. That's a costume. 103 00:03:22,571 --> 00:03:24,537 You can't wear a costume to a wedding. 104 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:26,573 Why not? Belle's a princess. 105 00:03:26,575 --> 00:03:27,974 She faced the beast. 106 00:03:27,976 --> 00:03:30,143 She stood up to the townspeople. 107 00:03:30,145 --> 00:03:31,211 What have you done? 108 00:03:31,213 --> 00:03:36,049 I... got us into that tiny, little parking spot. 109 00:03:36,051 --> 00:03:38,651 Princess dresses are not the only pretty dresses. 110 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:41,020 I want to be a princess. I want to be a princess! 111 00:03:41,022 --> 00:03:42,689 Stop that right now. 112 00:03:42,691 --> 00:03:45,191 Your dads want you to have a flower-girl dress, 113 00:03:45,193 --> 00:03:47,026 and that's what we're going to get you. 114 00:03:47,028 --> 00:03:48,161 So march. 115 00:03:48,163 --> 00:03:50,697 It was... It was marked "compact" and... 116 00:03:50,699 --> 00:03:53,266 and we're driving a minivan, so... 117 00:03:53,268 --> 00:03:55,034 Hey, thanks for inviting us to this. 118 00:03:55,036 --> 00:03:56,369 Oh, no problem. 119 00:03:56,371 --> 00:03:58,104 You know, I'm surprised that this particular foursome 120 00:03:58,106 --> 00:03:59,272 doesn't hang out more often, considering... 121 00:03:59,274 --> 00:04:01,441 We're the cultured ones in the family? 122 00:04:01,443 --> 00:04:02,675 I wouldn't say that. 123 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:03,910 Outside of this group. 124 00:04:04,946 --> 00:04:06,212 Did you know your father 125 00:04:06,214 --> 00:04:08,047 actually goes to the grocery store to buy books? 126 00:04:08,049 --> 00:04:09,382 I did know that, yeah. 127 00:04:09,384 --> 00:04:10,617 I also know that the best way 128 00:04:10,619 --> 00:04:12,051 to get my sister to fall asleep is to... 129 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:13,586 Show her a movie with subtitles. 130 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:14,621 Bonne nuit, mama. 131 00:04:14,623 --> 00:04:16,055 We should be nice and grateful 132 00:04:16,057 --> 00:04:17,590 that we have this day to spend together 133 00:04:17,592 --> 00:04:19,058 in our own private salon. 134 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:20,126 Don't tell my mom that. 135 00:04:20,128 --> 00:04:22,061 She'll show up and ask to get her roots done. 136 00:04:23,064 --> 00:04:24,697 - Manny! - It's true. 137 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,067 Thanks, Manny. 138 00:04:28,069 --> 00:04:29,969 I am so excited for this exhibit. 139 00:04:29,971 --> 00:04:31,971 I'm such an admirer of Kandinsky. 140 00:04:31,973 --> 00:04:33,239 You know, he was credited 141 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:35,975 with painting the first truly abstract work. 142 00:04:35,977 --> 00:04:37,210 - Is that so? - Mm-hmm. 143 00:04:37,212 --> 00:04:38,745 To be honest, I was a little nervous 144 00:04:38,747 --> 00:04:40,113 about holding my own with those three, 145 00:04:40,115 --> 00:04:43,483 so [Smacks lips] I did a little boning up on Kandinsky. 146 00:04:43,485 --> 00:04:45,985 Figured it couldn't hurt to have a few facts in my pocket. 147 00:04:45,987 --> 00:04:49,389 My backup plan was to touch a painting and get thrown out. 148 00:04:49,391 --> 00:04:50,790 Miss, hi. Excuse me. 149 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:52,659 Can you tell us where the Kandinsky exhibit is? 150 00:04:52,661 --> 00:04:54,260 You know, Wassily Kandinsky? 151 00:04:54,262 --> 00:04:56,129 Born in Moscow, son of a tea merchant? 152 00:04:56,131 --> 00:04:58,064 I'm sorry. That exhibit was temporary. 153 00:04:58,066 --> 00:04:59,065 It's closed. 154 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,066 What? 155 00:05:00,068 --> 00:05:00,967 No. 156 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:03,102 Oh, I love this Matisse. 157 00:05:03,104 --> 00:05:04,504 You know this is one of his final works. 158 00:05:04,506 --> 00:05:06,739 His failing health led to his exploration of paper cutouts. 159 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:09,275 Ah, yes. I believe he called it "painting with scissors." 160 00:05:09,277 --> 00:05:11,110 Mm-hmm. And he was also a contemporary of Picasso. 161 00:05:11,112 --> 00:05:13,146 You can definitely see how they influenced each other. 162 00:05:13,148 --> 00:05:14,580 - Right, Cam? - Huh? 163 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,916 Uh, well, you know, it really reminds me... 164 00:05:16,918 --> 00:05:18,484 of, uh, Kandinsky. 165 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,752 How so? 166 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,688 Well, not so much in look, more in texture. 167 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:23,589 - No, no, Cam! - No, please, sir, don't touch the art. 168 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:24,991 I'm sorry. I'll leave the premises. 169 00:05:24,993 --> 00:05:25,992 No, it's... it's fine. 170 00:05:25,994 --> 00:05:27,493 Just take a few steps back. 171 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:33,466 Beth, I would swim the deepest, sharkiest oceans 172 00:05:33,468 --> 00:05:34,867 to be with you. 173 00:05:34,869 --> 00:05:36,002 What are you doing? 174 00:05:36,004 --> 00:05:37,036 Cut! 175 00:05:37,038 --> 00:05:39,172 Well, now we have a blooper reel. 176 00:05:39,174 --> 00:05:41,474 We're making a video love letter for Andy's girlfriend. 177 00:05:41,476 --> 00:05:44,277 Your dad uses his computer to put in cool backgrounds 178 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,846 while I act out all the things that I would do to be with her, 179 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:49,482 like swim an ocean or climb a mountain. 180 00:05:49,484 --> 00:05:50,983 Ooh, how about you buy a plane ticket 181 00:05:50,985 --> 00:05:52,652 and visit her like a normal person? 182 00:05:52,654 --> 00:05:54,654 I would, but the Coast Guard keeps her really busy. 183 00:05:54,656 --> 00:05:56,689 Eyes. Does she like it? 184 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:59,359 She's probably so lonely with only two other women to talk to 185 00:05:59,361 --> 00:06:01,027 in her whole 40-person unit. 186 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:02,829 So you're saying it's just your girlfriend 187 00:06:02,831 --> 00:06:04,731 and 36 super in-shape dudes? 188 00:06:04,733 --> 00:06:06,466 37. And it's not what you think. 189 00:06:06,468 --> 00:06:08,668 The Coast Guard seriously frowns on fraternizing. 190 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:09,869 It's forbidden. 191 00:06:09,871 --> 00:06:11,537 That doesn't make it hot. 192 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,339 Oh, I got some on your face. You're gonna shine. 193 00:06:13,341 --> 00:06:15,208 I'll go get some of my... Claire's powder. 194 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:17,744 My Claire. She's my wife. 195 00:06:17,746 --> 00:06:19,979 I thought you had a date to go on. 196 00:06:19,981 --> 00:06:21,180 I do. 197 00:06:21,182 --> 00:06:22,915 When's he gonna get here? 198 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:24,016 Whenever he does. 199 00:06:24,018 --> 00:06:26,085 He's just, like, a few minutes late. 200 00:06:26,087 --> 00:06:28,087 I'm sorry. 201 00:06:28,089 --> 00:06:29,889 That is so rude. 202 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:32,392 A real man would be more considerate of your time. 203 00:06:32,394 --> 00:06:33,493 You're right. 204 00:06:33,495 --> 00:06:34,927 That's why every year 205 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:37,563 People magazine names the "consideratest" man alive. 206 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:40,900 Oh, man, you can make fun of me all you want, 207 00:06:40,902 --> 00:06:42,101 but when you grow up, 208 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:44,070 you'll see what qualities make up a real man. 209 00:06:44,072 --> 00:06:45,071 Someone say "makeup"? 210 00:06:45,073 --> 00:06:46,773 I did. 211 00:06:46,775 --> 00:06:48,074 All right, here we go. 212 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:49,442 Oh, yeah. Much better. 213 00:06:49,444 --> 00:06:51,277 You know what? I think I'm gonna shadow down here. 214 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:54,151 Gloria, you are gonna love this one. 215 00:06:54,353 --> 00:06:57,186 I think we have finally found the perfect dress. 216 00:06:57,188 --> 00:06:58,187 Ta-da. 217 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,786 It's nice, but I don't like the bow. 218 00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:02,798 Let's try more. 219 00:07:03,025 --> 00:07:04,358 We've tried on six dresses already. 220 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,026 She's fine with this. Right, Lily? 221 00:07:06,028 --> 00:07:07,227 I don't care. 222 00:07:07,229 --> 00:07:08,795 See? She loves it. Done. 223 00:07:08,797 --> 00:07:10,397 Go try the lace one. 224 00:07:10,399 --> 00:07:11,832 Seriously? 225 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:14,401 This is endless. 226 00:07:14,403 --> 00:07:16,003 Why are you dragging this out? 227 00:07:16,005 --> 00:07:18,138 Because we haven't found the right dress. 228 00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:20,207 You have got to be a better shopper than this. 229 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:22,142 I have seen you buy three outfits while driving a car. 230 00:07:22,144 --> 00:07:23,977 Come on. It's fun. 231 00:07:23,979 --> 00:07:25,345 I don't have any daughters. 232 00:07:25,347 --> 00:07:29,182 All I get to buy is tuxedos, and they all look the same. 233 00:07:29,184 --> 00:07:32,019 But don't tell Manny that, because I don't want to hear another lecture. 234 00:07:32,021 --> 00:07:33,153 It's funny. 235 00:07:33,155 --> 00:07:35,622 I have never cared about any of this stuff. 236 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:38,483 I didn't even wear a wedding dress when I married Phil. 237 00:07:38,485 --> 00:07:39,751 Never even tried one on. 238 00:07:41,229 --> 00:07:43,163 Easy. That is the reaction 239 00:07:43,165 --> 00:07:44,631 for when there's a man behind me with a gun. 240 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:46,499 All I said is I don't care about wedding dresses. 241 00:07:46,501 --> 00:07:48,735 Because you've never been in one. 242 00:07:48,737 --> 00:07:50,170 I'm gonna pick some for you to try. 243 00:07:50,172 --> 00:07:52,138 Okay, no, no. No need. Mnh-mnh. 244 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:53,673 Come on, you'll feel beautiful. 245 00:07:53,675 --> 00:07:56,743 Then you can go back to your... boy clothes. 246 00:07:56,745 --> 00:07:58,144 Hey. 247 00:07:58,146 --> 00:08:00,080 I bought this shirt for Luke and I couldn't return it. 248 00:08:00,082 --> 00:08:02,015 And I don't have all day to try on dresses. 249 00:08:02,017 --> 00:08:03,583 Oh, and I do? 250 00:08:03,585 --> 00:08:04,984 It'll be fun for me. 251 00:08:04,986 --> 00:08:06,319 You're my stepdaughter. 252 00:08:06,321 --> 00:08:07,854 I'm older than you. 253 00:08:07,856 --> 00:08:11,191 You see? It's already fun. 254 00:08:11,193 --> 00:08:14,427 We're gonna start by building a simple toolbox. 255 00:08:14,429 --> 00:08:16,596 First, I'm gonna show you how to cut the wood. 256 00:08:16,598 --> 00:08:18,732 I know you're a little young for this, Goober. 257 00:08:18,734 --> 00:08:19,866 Try to soak it all up. 258 00:08:19,868 --> 00:08:21,601 - What's this thing? - A table vise. 259 00:08:21,603 --> 00:08:24,070 Table vise, ta... 260 00:08:24,072 --> 00:08:25,205 No. 261 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:26,873 I already went through this with Mitchell. 262 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:28,508 That's what we're here to prevent. 263 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:30,577 Didn't your dad teach you any of this stuff? 264 00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:32,746 He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor. 265 00:08:32,748 --> 00:08:34,280 'Cause who needs the jaws of life 266 00:08:34,282 --> 00:08:35,715 if you have a good knock-knock joke? 267 00:08:35,717 --> 00:08:38,418 Luke, grab the goggles over there, please. 268 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,621 And try to pay attention. 269 00:08:41,623 --> 00:08:44,290 We measure twice, and we cut once. 270 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:46,526 Hey, grandpa, can you bench 180 pounds? 271 00:08:46,528 --> 00:08:48,128 I just said pay attention. 272 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:50,230 And that's actually 205 with the bar. 273 00:08:50,232 --> 00:08:52,098 I'll lift that for you later. 274 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,136 I can see you're not gonna let up about that. 275 00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:58,138 - Eh, I'm okay. - Spot me. 276 00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:00,707 Now, if this thing goes south, 277 00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:02,208 I want you to call 911 278 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:05,111 and tell Joe his old man died as he lived... 279 00:09:05,113 --> 00:09:06,746 saving a trainload of people. 280 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,489 All right. That's enough for now. 281 00:09:16,491 --> 00:09:18,091 Whoa. 282 00:09:18,093 --> 00:09:21,094 Tell me everything you know about women. 283 00:09:24,599 --> 00:09:26,332 Yeah, that last thing. 284 00:09:26,334 --> 00:09:28,434 Funny. Funny. Funny. 285 00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:30,303 I must be a little behind you guys. 286 00:09:30,305 --> 00:09:31,404 His words. 287 00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:35,275 Do you feel what's happening here? 288 00:09:35,277 --> 00:09:36,609 - I feel pinching. - No. 289 00:09:36,611 --> 00:09:38,778 I'm the weak link of this super group. 290 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,113 They know it and I know it. 291 00:09:40,115 --> 00:09:41,514 It's fine when we're all in a big group, 292 00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:44,083 but once we're separated from the herd, 293 00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:46,152 - the hooves come out. - Don't you mean "claws"? 294 00:09:46,154 --> 00:09:49,255 Clawed animals don't travel in herds, Mitchell. 295 00:09:49,257 --> 00:09:51,825 Packs, flocks, and prides. Why can't we be on a farm? 296 00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:53,626 I'd make you all look like such idiots. 297 00:09:53,628 --> 00:09:55,295 You know what? 298 00:09:55,297 --> 00:09:57,163 I'm just gonna wait outside. 299 00:09:57,165 --> 00:09:58,798 Wh... no. Cam, come on. 300 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,333 You're being silly. 301 00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:03,937 To be perfectly honest, I-I really needed Cam to stay. 302 00:10:03,939 --> 00:10:06,206 The minute he goes, I'm the dumb one. 303 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:08,141 I-I took an art history class once, 304 00:10:08,143 --> 00:10:10,877 but that was just to look at naked Italian dudes, so... 305 00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:13,213 Remember now, you're in subzero temperatures. 306 00:10:13,215 --> 00:10:14,814 The only thing keeping you warm 307 00:10:14,816 --> 00:10:17,116 is the heat of your fiery passion. 308 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:19,285 And... Go! 309 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:20,687 My beautiful Beth... 310 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:23,156 - Colder! - My b-b-beautiful B-Beth. 311 00:10:23,158 --> 00:10:24,390 - Colder! - B-b-b-b... 312 00:10:24,392 --> 00:10:26,226 That's too cold. That's too cold. 313 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:27,293 B-B-Beth! 314 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:29,229 Now we're talking! 315 00:10:29,231 --> 00:10:30,363 You're so beautiful to me! 316 00:10:30,365 --> 00:10:31,397 Yes! 317 00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:34,033 Why am I so intent on helping Andy? 318 00:10:34,035 --> 00:10:36,169 I love filmmaking and I love love. 319 00:10:36,171 --> 00:10:39,372 I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film, 320 00:10:39,374 --> 00:10:42,208 and now I don't have to do it by myself. 321 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:45,378 Beth, this is my long way of saying I miss you. 322 00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:47,580 Th... uh. You know, this is weird. 323 00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,148 I don't really know where to look. 324 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:53,419 J-just look deep into my eyes and sweep me off my feet. 325 00:10:53,421 --> 00:10:55,121 All right. 326 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,590 Honey... 327 00:10:57,592 --> 00:10:59,092 - Yeah, that's weird. - It is. Yeah. 328 00:10:59,094 --> 00:11:00,226 Haley, honey, can you help us? 329 00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:01,694 I don't think anyone can. 330 00:11:01,696 --> 00:11:04,030 Just let Andy hold your "Officer and a gentleman" style, 331 00:11:04,032 --> 00:11:06,499 and I'll superimpose Beth's face over yours on the computer. 332 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:07,934 That's insane. 333 00:11:07,936 --> 00:11:09,602 I know. I can do anything with this. 334 00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:11,571 - If she's not comfortable... - You know what, guys? 335 00:11:11,573 --> 00:11:13,172 This whole thing is really sad and pathetic. 336 00:11:13,174 --> 00:11:15,909 No girl wants a guy that tries this hard. 337 00:11:15,911 --> 00:11:18,378 If I got this video, I'd call the police. 338 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:20,780 Some girls actually like guys who are nice to them. 339 00:11:20,782 --> 00:11:22,348 Some girls like 36 of them. 340 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,883 There's 37 of them! 341 00:11:23,885 --> 00:11:25,184 Okay, this is passion. We can use it. 342 00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:26,155 Andy, pick her up. 343 00:11:27,356 --> 00:11:28,856 All right, let's just get this over with. 344 00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:31,357 Oh, my gosh, he's actually picking me up! Dad! 345 00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:33,226 It's just for a minute. Now lock eyes and... 346 00:11:33,228 --> 00:11:34,193 Action. 347 00:11:36,598 --> 00:11:40,800 Honey, this is my long way of saying I miss you. 348 00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:43,202 I don't have to climb a mountain 349 00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:47,073 or swim an ocean to be with you, 350 00:11:47,075 --> 00:11:49,609 'cause you're always with me... 351 00:11:49,611 --> 00:11:51,411 In my thoughts, 352 00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:53,546 my dreams... 353 00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:55,214 My heart. 354 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:59,085 You deserve more than I could possibly ever give you, 355 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:01,354 but everything I have is yours. 356 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,557 I love you. 357 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,394 Cut! 358 00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:09,662 That was beautiful. 359 00:12:09,664 --> 00:12:11,230 I really felt that one. Did you feel that one? 360 00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:12,632 No, I didn't feel anything. 361 00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,267 I was talking to Andy. 362 00:12:14,269 --> 00:12:16,302 I know! Put me down, freak! 363 00:12:16,304 --> 00:12:17,270 Ugh! 364 00:12:17,272 --> 00:12:18,471 Wow. 365 00:12:18,473 --> 00:12:21,341 That really takes me back to my cheerleading days. 366 00:12:23,002 --> 00:12:24,369 How could a guy with so much pain 367 00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:25,504 create such hopeful imagery? 368 00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:26,872 I certainly couldn't paint like that 369 00:12:26,874 --> 00:12:28,640 if my mother was dying of consumption. 370 00:12:28,642 --> 00:12:29,841 The last time she had a cold, 371 00:12:29,843 --> 00:12:32,210 I could barely arrange the flowers on the front table. 372 00:12:32,212 --> 00:12:33,712 You know what I found so interesting? 373 00:12:33,714 --> 00:12:35,313 Was that the first painting and the last painting 374 00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:36,381 were so similar, 375 00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:37,782 and I think that that was intentional, 376 00:12:37,784 --> 00:12:40,051 a comment on the perpetual motion of life. 377 00:12:40,053 --> 00:12:41,786 The first painting was the last painting. 378 00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:42,854 We walked in a circle. 379 00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:45,690 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 380 00:12:46,543 --> 00:12:47,976 So... you know, I'm gonna go check on Cam 381 00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:50,078 - because he's been alone f-for quite some time. - Mm-hmm. 382 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,880 And, you know, he's probably touching a painting. 383 00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:53,348 N-no, don't go! 384 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:54,716 We're having such a good time. 385 00:12:54,718 --> 00:12:57,652 I guess it's just you and me now. 386 00:12:57,654 --> 00:13:00,489 It was okay when Cam left and passed the dunce cap to Mitchell, 387 00:13:00,491 --> 00:13:02,691 but with him gone, it went to me. 388 00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:05,060 What I would've given to have Luke there. 389 00:13:05,062 --> 00:13:06,161 Ah, Luke. 390 00:13:06,163 --> 00:13:08,663 Sweet as custard and just as smart. 391 00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:11,066 And presto. 392 00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:13,201 Thank you so much, Mr. Dunphy. 393 00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:14,736 I wish I could repay you somehow. 394 00:13:14,738 --> 00:13:17,272 Nah. Next time you're with your girlfriend, just think of me. 395 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,073 Done. 396 00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:20,108 Later. 397 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,543 Who's that? 398 00:13:21,545 --> 00:13:22,444 My date. 399 00:13:22,446 --> 00:13:24,246 Your lunch date? It's 5:00. 400 00:13:24,248 --> 00:13:25,280 He fell asleep. 401 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:26,977 But he texted me right when he woke up. 402 00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:29,579 Well, then, you'd think he'd be well-rested enough to walk to the front door. 403 00:13:29,581 --> 00:13:31,548 Yeah, a gentleman honks to support the troops, 404 00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:32,682 not summon his girlfriend. 405 00:13:32,684 --> 00:13:34,151 Although my girlfriend is a troop, 406 00:13:34,153 --> 00:13:36,053 so in my case, it's a little confusing. 407 00:13:36,055 --> 00:13:37,921 Oh, my God, it's still talking. 408 00:13:37,923 --> 00:13:39,723 Because it knows you're not being respected. 409 00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:40,924 - Thank you. - You bet. 410 00:13:40,926 --> 00:13:42,893 Ugh. You guys don't understand how dating works 411 00:13:42,895 --> 00:13:43,894 in the real world. 412 00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:45,362 What are you talking about? 413 00:13:45,364 --> 00:13:47,664 Look at everything Andy did for Beth today. 414 00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:50,367 I just live my life to make her happy. 415 00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:51,368 I'm gonna give this to the mailman 416 00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:52,836 who's gonna give it to the Coast Guard, 417 00:13:52,838 --> 00:13:54,271 and by this time tomorrow, 418 00:13:54,273 --> 00:13:55,939 someone in the Coast Guard's 419 00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:58,075 gonna be giving it to my girlfriend. 420 00:13:58,077 --> 00:13:59,443 Can you imagine the smile on her face 421 00:13:59,445 --> 00:14:00,911 when she takes it all in? 422 00:14:00,913 --> 00:14:05,115 Okay, I'm gonna go while you two replay that in your minds. 423 00:14:05,117 --> 00:14:08,185 Oh, my gosh. 424 00:14:08,187 --> 00:14:09,920 Would you like to re-enact "Gravity"? 425 00:14:09,922 --> 00:14:11,054 Yes. Sandra Bullock! 426 00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:12,856 Ugh. Dang it! 427 00:14:12,858 --> 00:14:14,491 Good call. That was quick. 428 00:14:16,227 --> 00:14:17,260 Hey. 429 00:14:17,262 --> 00:14:18,528 "Hey"? 430 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,764 That's what I get after I waited for you all afternoon? 431 00:14:20,766 --> 00:14:22,799 Uh... You look good? 432 00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:24,134 I know that. 433 00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:25,969 You were supposed to pick me up hours ago. 434 00:14:25,971 --> 00:14:28,205 You were, like, the first or second person 435 00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:29,539 I texted after I woke up. 436 00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:32,375 Aww! That's so sweet. 437 00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:34,211 Did it even occur to you to come to the door? 438 00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:36,213 Who comes to the door? 439 00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:37,614 A gentleman. 440 00:14:37,616 --> 00:14:40,283 Could you at least open the car door for me? 441 00:14:42,787 --> 00:14:44,254 Now can we go? 442 00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:46,723 You know what? Go take another nap. 443 00:14:46,725 --> 00:14:47,991 I'd rather wait for someone 444 00:14:47,993 --> 00:14:49,459 who'd walk through a blizzard for me 445 00:14:49,461 --> 00:14:51,161 and only honks to support the troops! 446 00:14:51,163 --> 00:14:53,130 I don't understand you. 447 00:14:53,132 --> 00:14:54,931 Neither do I! 448 00:14:59,138 --> 00:15:00,403 Ta-da. 449 00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:03,406 Claire, you look beautiful. You're glowing. 450 00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:05,142 I'm not glowing. I'm sweating. 451 00:15:05,144 --> 00:15:06,476 Come on. 452 00:15:06,478 --> 00:15:09,312 Look at yourself in the mirror. 453 00:15:09,314 --> 00:15:13,617 Don't tell me that you don't feel gorgeous and special. 454 00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,752 Wow. 455 00:15:15,754 --> 00:15:17,454 You're right. 456 00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:19,322 I am radiant. 457 00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:24,261 Oh, it's like I'm in a... In a fairy tale or a dream. 458 00:15:24,263 --> 00:15:25,328 Oh! 459 00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,263 Lies! 460 00:15:26,265 --> 00:15:28,031 You're faking it. 461 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,366 Well, I'm sorry! 462 00:15:29,368 --> 00:15:30,767 Look who raised me. 463 00:15:30,769 --> 00:15:34,671 I am my father's daughter... And also kind of his son. 464 00:15:34,673 --> 00:15:36,607 And I lied about that being Luke's shirt. 465 00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:38,874 I bought it for myself in three colors. 466 00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:40,876 I am trying to help you out here, Gloria, 467 00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:42,478 but this just isn't me. 468 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,013 You did help me. 469 00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:46,048 I am glad I didn't have daughters. 470 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,584 You know, at least when I take Manny shopping, 471 00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:50,352 we make a day of it. 472 00:15:50,354 --> 00:15:53,889 I don't even have to ask him to twirl because he just does it. 473 00:15:53,891 --> 00:15:55,891 Vamos, Lily! 474 00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:58,661 Lily? 475 00:15:58,663 --> 00:15:59,562 - Lily? - Lily? 476 00:15:59,564 --> 00:16:00,696 Is she... No. 477 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,264 - No? - She's gone. She's gone. 478 00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:03,065 - Lily! - Wait. Wait. 479 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,433 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 480 00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:05,768 No, the dress! 481 00:16:06,871 --> 00:16:07,870 - Lily? - Lily? 482 00:16:07,872 --> 00:16:09,839 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 483 00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:12,915 I can't run in these shoes! 484 00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,967 I bet you wish you had boy shoes now, huh? 485 00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:16,001 Lily? 486 00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:19,371 - Claire, stop! - What? 487 00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:21,306 - Look! - Oh, my God. 488 00:16:23,176 --> 00:16:26,011 Okay, run, run. Come on. Come on! 489 00:16:29,717 --> 00:16:31,984 She looks so happy. 490 00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:33,152 She does. 491 00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:35,154 Oh, she really does. 492 00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:37,156 They're gonna kill us. 493 00:16:37,158 --> 00:16:39,191 What sort of princess? 494 00:16:39,193 --> 00:16:42,761 The kind that dances with beasts and won't marry Gaston. 495 00:16:42,763 --> 00:16:43,729 - Really? - What? 496 00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:45,364 It's the only dress she likes. 497 00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:47,900 Lily wants to come to the wedding as Belle. 498 00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:50,536 Makes sense. She went to Pepper's seder as "Dora the explorer". 499 00:16:52,106 --> 00:16:53,705 I-it's fine. 500 00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:55,007 Are you sure? 501 00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,341 Yes. Yes. 502 00:16:56,343 --> 00:16:58,010 A-as long as she's happy. 503 00:16:58,012 --> 00:16:59,912 A gay wedding is hardly the place to stop someone 504 00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:01,447 from being who they want to be. 505 00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:04,183 They said it's fine. 506 00:17:04,185 --> 00:17:06,185 Yay! I'm finally happy! 507 00:17:06,187 --> 00:17:08,020 Mm! 508 00:17:08,022 --> 00:17:09,188 What? 509 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,023 I saw you twirl. 510 00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:12,024 Oh, I did not. 511 00:17:12,026 --> 00:17:13,392 Yes, you did. 512 00:17:13,394 --> 00:17:15,461 Such a pretty girl. 513 00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:16,595 Shut up. 514 00:17:16,597 --> 00:17:18,063 You're a girl. 515 00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:19,765 How about that daughter of ours? 516 00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,733 She marches to the beat of her own drum, huh? 517 00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:22,601 Yeah. Exactly. 518 00:17:22,603 --> 00:17:24,136 S-so, why are we so concerned 519 00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:25,871 what two nerdy teenagers think of us? 520 00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:27,473 Isn't the true mark of intelligence 521 00:17:27,475 --> 00:17:28,941 being able to admit what you don't know? 522 00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:30,876 - Shh. Here comes Manny. - Oh, my God. Did he hear me? 523 00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:31,643 Hey, guys. 524 00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:32,711 Nothin'. 525 00:17:32,713 --> 00:17:34,046 Hey, what are you doing out here? 526 00:17:34,048 --> 00:17:36,048 You guys invited us so we could spend the day together. 527 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,950 It felt wrong that you two are out here 528 00:17:37,952 --> 00:17:39,384 and I was in there all alone with Alex. 529 00:17:39,386 --> 00:17:40,652 Couldn't keep up, could you? 530 00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:42,221 She knows everything. She made a docent cry. 531 00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,922 It's okay. We're faking it, too. 532 00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:45,624 - Well, duh. - There you guys are. 533 00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:46,625 Nothin'. 534 00:17:46,627 --> 00:17:48,160 Uh, we were just headed back in. 535 00:17:48,162 --> 00:17:49,261 Yeah, I'm getting a second wind. 536 00:17:49,263 --> 00:17:50,896 Oh, no, no, no. That's okay. 537 00:17:50,898 --> 00:17:53,465 - Uh, what do you say we go check out some food trucks? - Really? 538 00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:54,967 I'll go back in if you guys want, 539 00:17:54,969 --> 00:17:56,668 but I'm actually really hungry. 540 00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:58,504 - Yeah, whatever you want. - Okay, well, whatever you need, yeah. 541 00:17:58,506 --> 00:17:59,705 Thanks, guys. 542 00:18:00,974 --> 00:18:03,575 If I'm being honest, I had to get out of there. 543 00:18:03,577 --> 00:18:06,245 I was exhausted from having to dumb it down all day. 544 00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:08,013 Really? The neck? 545 00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:10,983 Yeah, a kiss on the neck opens all kinds of doors. 546 00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:12,017 Last one. 547 00:18:15,488 --> 00:18:17,022 Great job, champ. 548 00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:18,323 Who said you can't build anything? 549 00:18:18,325 --> 00:18:20,926 My dad, the police, a doctor. 550 00:18:20,928 --> 00:18:23,095 You got a gift. Trust me. Take shop. 551 00:18:23,097 --> 00:18:25,030 I think I'm gonna. 552 00:18:25,032 --> 00:18:27,366 Hey, how'd you get to know so much about everything? 553 00:18:27,368 --> 00:18:28,634 From my dad, mostly. 554 00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:30,669 He taught me how to use a drill, change a tire, 555 00:18:30,671 --> 00:18:33,005 fake an injury when a buddy asks you to help him move. 556 00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:35,274 Everything a man needs to get by. 557 00:18:35,276 --> 00:18:37,342 I'm just glad I have someone to pass it on to. 558 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,510 You've got Manny. 559 00:18:38,512 --> 00:18:40,179 Mm. 560 00:18:40,181 --> 00:18:42,948 Manny came to me kind of fully cooked. 561 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,183 And I was an idiot with Mitchell, 562 00:18:44,185 --> 00:18:46,318 and by the time this guy gets old enough, 563 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,653 who knows how much I'll remember? 564 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:51,056 These are my prime wisdom-giving years. 565 00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:52,491 You got any more questions, Luke? 566 00:18:52,493 --> 00:18:54,793 Just one... Can I have a sip? 567 00:18:54,795 --> 00:18:56,161 The beer? Sure. What the hell. 568 00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:57,996 Awesome. My first drink of beer. 569 00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,998 I remember the day I gave Mitchell 570 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 his first taste of beer. 571 00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:03,502 He winced and carried on 572 00:19:03,504 --> 00:19:06,038 like someone was digging a bullet out of his leg. 573 00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:10,542 I couldn't take that moment away from Phil. 574 00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,211 Hang on. Wait a second. Let me see that. 575 00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:15,347 No, this beer's skunked. 576 00:19:15,349 --> 00:19:16,515 It's no good. 577 00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,517 Damn fridge must be on the fritz again. 578 00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:19,585 Aw, man. 579 00:19:19,587 --> 00:19:20,552 Really? 580 00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:21,920 Sorry, buddy. 581 00:19:21,922 --> 00:19:23,755 It's probably time to call your dad anyway, right? 582 00:19:23,757 --> 00:19:25,090 - Okay. - Wait a second. 583 00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:26,258 I want to give you something. 584 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,359 But those are yours. 585 00:19:27,361 --> 00:19:28,694 What's a grandfather for 586 00:19:28,696 --> 00:19:30,829 if he can't give his grandson a couple of tools? 587 00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:32,331 Thanks, grandpa. 588 00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:36,001 Joe... 589 00:19:36,003 --> 00:19:38,937 I know you're all about the boobs right now, 590 00:19:38,939 --> 00:19:41,106 but trust me... 591 00:19:41,108 --> 00:19:42,841 the neck. 592 00:19:44,877 --> 00:19:46,878 Don't let go! 593 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,748 Don't worry, George Clooney, I won't! 594 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,116 You're too handsome! 595 00:19:51,118 --> 00:19:54,553 Watch out for incoming space junk! 596 00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:56,188 From where? 597 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:57,589 Your zipper's down! 598 00:19:57,591 --> 00:19:59,124 Oh, is it? 599 00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:00,425 - Yeah, it is. - Just... sorry. 600 00:20:00,427 --> 00:20:01,627 What's Andy doing here? 601 00:20:01,629 --> 00:20:03,528 They're making a video for his girlfriend. 602 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:05,864 Yeah? What's it called, "Dorks in space"? 603 00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,399 Oh, it was actually sweet. 604 00:20:07,401 --> 00:20:08,700 It's weird. 605 00:20:08,702 --> 00:20:11,036 There's something about him. You know what I mean? 606 00:20:11,038 --> 00:20:12,804 Yeah, he's just like dad. 607 00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:14,740 Ew, ew, ew! 608 00:20:14,742 --> 00:20:16,942 In space, no one can hear you scream. 609 00:20:16,944 --> 00:20:17,943 What?! 610 00:20:17,945 --> 00:20:21,380 In space, no one can hear you scream! 611 00:20:21,382 --> 00:20:23,115 I can't hear you! 612 00:20:23,117 --> 00:20:25,651 In space... Oh, I just got it. That's good. That's good. 613 00:20:25,653 --> 00:20:26,551 Thank you. 614 00:20:26,553 --> 00:20:27,552 That's awesome. 615 00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:30,588 There's no denying it is original, 616 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,556 but you can see the influence of Pollock. 617 00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:34,692 While the pattern seems haphazard and random, 618 00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:37,094 it belies a purposefulness... A-an intentionality. 619 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:39,666 You know, I think what I'm responding to 620 00:20:39,668 --> 00:20:42,336 is the clashing juxtaposition of color... 621 00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:45,038 The bright yellow against the dark background. 622 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,975 It's like a ray of sunshine in an otherwise bleak world. 623 00:20:48,977 --> 00:20:51,678 - If I may take a contrary position... - Mm. 624 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,814 I think it speaks to the absurdity 625 00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:55,882 - and folly of human endeavor. - Mm. 626 00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:58,719 Like our futile struggle for perfection. 627 00:20:58,721 --> 00:20:59,720 I get it. 628 00:20:59,722 --> 00:21:00,721 I got mustard on my shirt. 629 00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:01,788 Get over it. 630 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,023 I know we're joking, but all kidding aside, 631 00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:05,192 it really does remind me of Kandinsky's... 632 00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:06,159 Oh! 633 00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:14,959 Synced and corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com