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Hey!
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We got a package from my dad.
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No air holes in the box.
That's a good sign.
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Lily loved having that chicken.
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One more time
than she realized.
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Listen, I just got an e-mail
from our wedding singer.
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- He has a small request.
- Another one?
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Since when does the wedding
singer send us requests?
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Well, no, he just wants to change
a few songs in your medley
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to avoid overlap with the stuff
that he's performing.
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Well, I hope
it's none of my showstoppers.
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Oh, they're all showstoppers.
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Oh, you're too kind.
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Oh, my gosh, it's us.
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For our wedding cake.
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Couldn't you just die?
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I really think I could.
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My dad made this.
He's a world-class soap carver.
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You know, once,
when I was a kid, I cussed,
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and my mom washed my mouth out
with the leaning Tower of Pisa.
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She still blames herself
to this day.
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Oh, I would have nixed
that wedding topper immediately,
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but Cam and I have an agreement.
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We-- we each got three vetoes
of each other's wedding ideas--
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no questions asked.
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And it-- it worked
for... a while.
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I think you're gonna love
my wedding board.
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I'm pretty excited, too.
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- Veto.
- Veto.
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- Veto.
- Veto.
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- Veto.
- Veto.
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I'm sorry I'm so emotional.
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It's just
the nicest thing ever.
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You don't think that I look
just a little bit--
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I mean, my dad carved
through his arthritis!
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Maybe it's the kicky leg.
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I mean, the hours
his ruined hands put into this.
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He found us in soap.
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Today, Mitchell, I know love.
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I no love, either.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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So, take your time
looking around.
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Thanks.
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I'm helping Gloria
sell the old apartment
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that she and Manny lived in
before she met Jay.
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It's in an up-and-coming
neighborhood
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with a distinct
multicultural bent
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that's undergoing
an exciting urban renewal.
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That's a fancy way of saying
"the gays found it."
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I can't believe that
I lived here for five years.
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Even turning the lights on
was a pain.
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Look at this.
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Keep it down, you bitch!
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Ay. Mrs. Rivera's still alive.
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I am really digging this place.
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Right?
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The gas stove,
the moldings--
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they don't make 'em
like this anymore.
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I'll probably gut it.
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Rip it out.
That's what I'd do.
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I want my contractor to
swing by, but I really like it.
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Great.
All right. Thanks.
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- Bye-bye.
- Talk to you soon.
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So nice to meet you.
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I'm not selling to him.
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What? Really?
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He's a quality buyer.
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You're tired
of finding renters.
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This is a family building.
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Generations have lived there,
and usually at the same time.
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He just wants to flip it.
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Okay.
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I got a backup I can
probably get here in an hour.
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You want to wait in there?
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You walk in that door,
you never come out.
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No, no, not the bar--
the coffee shop.
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Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.
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Oh.
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But we can wait next door.
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That's my old hair salon
where I used to work.
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You can get drinks there, too.
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Oh.
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Gloria!
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How are you doing, girls?
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You finally brought Jay
so we can meet him!
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No, no, no, no. This is not Jay.
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Ah, so you got yourself a lover.
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Give it to me when you're done with him!
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- So mean!
- What's so funny?
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What's so funny?
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She thinks you're my lover.
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That is funny!
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I don't know if it's "a room
full of women laughing" funny,
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but...
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Ay, Rita, no.
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Phil is a friend of mine,
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and we're just killing time
before an appointment.
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I hate to ask, Gloria,
but my new girl hasn't shown up.
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Any chance you could help?
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Ay, of course!
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It will be so much fun!
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Oh! I don't want
to ruin my nails.
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Phil, would you do
my shampooing?
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Well, I-I guess so.
We've got the time.
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Just a warning--
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I haven't shampooed
professionally since college,
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and that was only part-time
to pay for my cheer gear.
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Wow. That was super-braggy.
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What do we got, double sinks?
What's the nozzle sitch?
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Not to sound too braggy,
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but your mom was kind of
a badass at work this week.
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It was hard enough
with grandpa being sick
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and me suddenly in charge,
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but it was
just one crisis after another.
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Luke, honey, we're going!
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Fire in the warehouse,
surprise inspection from Osha,
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our biggest buyer
tried to pull out of a deal,
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and I have to
talk him off a ledge.
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Whatever.
It's over now.
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I don't want to bore you guys
with this stuff.
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So, when I get to work
on Wednesday,
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Margaret is already in tears,
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and there are two cops
in the waiting room,
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and I say to them,
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"One of you had better be able
to drive an 18-wheeler,
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because I've got 100 rosewood
panels to get to Victorville,
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or it's coming out
of my paycheck."
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I told you guys about
the drivers and the bad tuna?
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- Bad tuna, yes.
- Yeah. Yes, I did.
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Whew.
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Hey, mom, I forgot
how fun this car was.
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And these automatic doors
and that TV in the back.
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You know what else was fun?
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The party they threw for me
at work on Friday.
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I mean, it was
a little bit embarrassing.
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I didn't even know
"she-ro" was a word,
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and there it was, in icing.
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Hello, hello!
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Welcome to Jay's night.
Names, please.
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Want to make sure
you're on the list.
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Kidding!
Just excited.
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Appetizers on the bar,
scrabble on the coffee table,
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and our feature presentation,
"The Great Escape."
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Speaking of which, Haley...
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Don't worry, grandpa.
I'm not leaving.
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I have no plans for the night.
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Me, either.
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But when I say it, it's news.
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When you say any complete
sentence, it's news.
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Okay, girls.
Dad, you feeling better?
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You had a rough week, huh?
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Nah. I'm fine.
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Looks like you had a big week.
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You heard about that?
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Yeah, I got the blow-by-blow
on all the office drama.
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By the way, sincerely...
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Yeah?
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...great...
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great guacamole
on the bar, there.
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Wow. That's it?
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Everything you did for him, and
he doesn't even say "thank you"?
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I get it.
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It's "hero"
with a "she."
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Okay, I'm up to speed.
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Yeah, that was cold.
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It's just his way.
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After years of disappointment,
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I have learned not to expect
a pat on the head from my dad.
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He's not capable of it.
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But it has taught me
a very important lesson
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that you girls
should learn, too--
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approval comes from within.
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I knew that, mom.
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'Course you did,
'cause you're smart.
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Hey, is Lily out of the tub?
We got to be at my dad's soon.
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Oh, no!
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It's not that big of a deal.
We can be a little late.
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No! Lily had the cake topper
in the tub with her!
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Oh, no. How could such a
terrible mistake have occurred?
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I think she must have just thought
it was a toy or something.
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Well, I hope it's not
completely ruined forever.
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Oh, no.
Are you kidding me?
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My daddy uses a special shellac
on this thing.
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This is water-resistant,
heat-resistant-- you name it.
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- Good to know.
- Yeah, but put it someplace safe.
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It could still be slippery,
so be careful.
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Is it?
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Oh, yeah, it is!
It's slippery!
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- Is it okay?
- Ah...
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not a scratch.
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Whew!
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Apparently,
I'm tougher than I look.
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Hey, boys. Having fun?
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You know it.
Love us some Jay's night.
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Okay, we're out of here.
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Kristy Hughes,
AKA "Kristy Huge Ones,"
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is having a pool party
two blocks away.
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What about Jay?
He thinks we're at a party.
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He'll never know.
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We sneak out, work the room,
cannonball, cannonball,
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and we're back
in time for dinner.
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Were you even invited?
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No.
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But that's only because
I don't know her
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or any of her friends.
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We're not invading her house.
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Besides, this hair
at a pool party--
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one dunk, and it goes off
like an airbag.
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Poof!
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What's this?
You made sauce?
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Well, you were sick. I didn't
know if you could handle it.
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Back in Vietnam,
I had hepatitis.
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Still managed to cook
Thanksgiving dinner
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for 300 soldiers.
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I think I can handle sauce.
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Well, I saved you the trouble.
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So, Margaret tells me I'm using
some new delivery trucks now.
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Yeah.
They're hybrid.
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Now, they cost a little more,
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but when I factored in the tax
rebates you get for going green,
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we come out ahead.
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Speaking of "green,"
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you went a little heavy
on the vegetables, huh?
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I'm not sure I can stomach
anything that's healthy.
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Gosh, mom, that truck thing
sounds so amazing.
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Yeah!
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Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh.
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It's fine, dad.
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Only do what
we're capable of, right?
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Oh, damn.
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No, Stella, stay. No.
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Good girl.
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Thank you, Stella.
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Thank you for listening.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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Who's my best girl?
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Don't.
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Okay, girls, we are ready
for Scrabble.
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I'll grab some snacks.
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Uh, potato chips, please.
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Oh, so I can hear about how much
you hate yourself all night?
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Hello, Luke.
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Come on!
We've got to go!
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That party's
full of sophomores.
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Those women have lived.
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No, we're going back inside,
we're eating Jay's food,
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and we're playing
his board games.
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More like boring games.
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They're already called "board." You
don't make it more clever by--
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Never mind.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Did you work everything out
with the wedding singer?
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Oh, yeah-- I'm just dropping
my big finale
254
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because he's doing
the same song.
255
00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:36,933
- "My Way"?
- His way.
256
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,499
Hey, guys. Sorry we're late,
but we come with wine.
257
00:08:39,601 --> 00:08:41,445
- Oh!
- And whittlin'!
258
00:08:41,531 --> 00:08:42,553
- Oh!
- Check it out.
259
00:08:42,638 --> 00:08:44,035
This is a beautiful gift
my father made
260
00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:45,912
for the top
of our wedding cake.
261
00:08:46,014 --> 00:08:48,869
I guess he ran out of soap
before he got to me.
262
00:08:48,954 --> 00:08:50,674
- Darn.
- For you.
263
00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:53,640
Ladies, check out your Uncle
Mitch and Cam in soap.
264
00:08:53,744 --> 00:08:55,546
Oh, wow!
That's soap?
265
00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:56,445
Mm-hmm.
266
00:08:56,532 --> 00:08:57,768
- It's beautiful.
- Oh!
267
00:08:57,851 --> 00:08:59,184
This is my worst nightmare.
268
00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:01,364
You shouldn't have
blown through those vetoes.
269
00:09:01,447 --> 00:09:04,151
This is how Cam's dad sees me--
like some fawning damsel.
270
00:09:04,251 --> 00:09:05,761
If anything, Cam's the damsel.
271
00:09:05,852 --> 00:09:07,011
Dad!
272
00:09:07,353 --> 00:09:08,650
Thank you.
273
00:09:08,739 --> 00:09:11,114
A lot can happen
before the big day.
274
00:09:11,226 --> 00:09:12,762
Believe me, I've already tried.
275
00:09:13,097 --> 00:09:15,363
That thing is indestructible.
276
00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:16,238
Mm.
277
00:09:16,318 --> 00:09:17,589
What if it went missing?
278
00:09:17,744 --> 00:09:19,737
Things disappear around here
all the time.
279
00:09:19,854 --> 00:09:20,912
Do they?
280
00:09:21,326 --> 00:09:23,704
All the time.
281
00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:25,625
Let's just say I have a friend
282
00:09:25,706 --> 00:09:28,432
who helps me
in these kinds of situations.
283
00:09:28,516 --> 00:09:29,296
I'm listening.
284
00:09:29,378 --> 00:09:30,326
The less you know, the better.
285
00:09:30,394 --> 00:09:31,710
I'm not listening.
286
00:09:32,214 --> 00:09:33,746
We never had this conversation.
287
00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:35,213
This is
a non-versation.
288
00:09:35,293 --> 00:09:36,471
Right.
289
00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:39,754
I am giving you
the... no-ahead.
290
00:09:42,934 --> 00:09:44,626
Remember when
I put a sausage in my bag
291
00:09:44,721 --> 00:09:46,611
when I was coming back
from Barranquilla?
292
00:09:48,073 --> 00:09:49,827
Oh, I miss you girls.
293
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:53,096
Nobody in my white family
thinks that I am funny.
294
00:09:54,736 --> 00:09:56,875
Honey, Hector had a life
before he met you.
295
00:09:56,969 --> 00:09:58,746
So I have to eat dinner
with his ex?
296
00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,373
Well, you certainly
don't want him going alone--
297
00:10:00,471 --> 00:10:01,530
not with his history.
298
00:10:01,611 --> 00:10:02,818
Hey.
299
00:10:02,955 --> 00:10:04,846
Who are you really mad at?
300
00:10:04,929 --> 00:10:06,439
Ay, I don't know.
301
00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:07,842
Come on, Luisa.
302
00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:09,494
Raul!
303
00:10:09,637 --> 00:10:12,538
Hector's going to hurt me
just like Raul did!
304
00:10:12,636 --> 00:10:13,609
There it is.
305
00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,265
But Hector isn't Raul, okay?
306
00:10:15,385 --> 00:10:16,271
They're just cousins.
307
00:10:18,205 --> 00:10:19,326
We need to get a move on.
308
00:10:19,589 --> 00:10:21,305
The client's gonna come over
to the apartment at 4:00.
309
00:10:21,438 --> 00:10:23,315
I am swamped.
I can't just leave.
310
00:10:23,432 --> 00:10:25,220
Gloria, we're here
to sell your apartment.
311
00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,395
We don't work at the salon.
312
00:10:26,483 --> 00:10:27,811
Thank you very much, Bianca.
313
00:10:27,886 --> 00:10:29,656
Don't you text him any more.
314
00:10:29,811 --> 00:10:31,634
It's for a young couple
with a baby on the way.
315
00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:32,466
They're not flippers.
316
00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:34,567
They're looking for a place
to settle down and make a home.
317
00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:35,485
Okay, just move them.
318
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:37,133
If they really want it,
they'll come back.
319
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:37,959
But, Gloria--
320
00:10:38,087 --> 00:10:39,906
Ay, please, just help me
with Anna's foils.
321
00:10:39,997 --> 00:10:41,869
I have a weave emergency!
322
00:10:44,483 --> 00:10:45,994
- Something's not right.
- What? What happened?
323
00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:47,781
No, no, no, not with you. You look great.
324
00:10:47,876 --> 00:10:50,747
You know who's gonna hate this,
is a certain jealous sister.
325
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,142
Cinco de my, oh, my.
326
00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:59,206
How am I supposed to do this
with so many I's on my rack?
327
00:10:59,303 --> 00:11:00,776
Oh! Sorry.
328
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:01,619
Where's Luke?
329
00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:03,036
How long does it take him
to get the dictionary?
330
00:11:03,115 --> 00:11:04,535
We described it for him
perfectly.
331
00:11:04,642 --> 00:11:07,074
Wait a minute.
He's not coming back.
332
00:11:08,374 --> 00:11:09,275
Ugh.
Move your S.
333
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,763
I-I'm going
as fast as I can.
334
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,107
Mitchell! It's gone!
335
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:14,803
What is?
336
00:11:14,887 --> 00:11:16,010
The cake topper.
337
00:11:16,115 --> 00:11:17,490
Lily, have you seen
the little daddies
338
00:11:17,562 --> 00:11:18,680
you were bathing with earlier?
339
00:11:18,772 --> 00:11:19,721
Ew. Don't say that.
340
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,440
I saw Stella playing with it.
341
00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:22,786
What?
342
00:11:22,897 --> 00:11:24,054
Oh, look at her.
She's all muddy.
343
00:11:24,126 --> 00:11:25,679
She must have brought it outside
and buried it.
344
00:11:25,782 --> 00:11:27,045
She does it all the time!
345
00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:28,655
Oh, no.
We have to go find it.
346
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,692
Good luck. That thing's
as good as gone.
347
00:11:30,853 --> 00:11:32,726
Dang it! Oh!
348
00:11:32,806 --> 00:11:35,392
And the worst part is, we don't
even have a picture of it.
349
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:36,963
- Do we?
- Okay, we can't give up.
350
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,310
Let's go out into the yard
and look for it.
351
00:11:38,394 --> 00:11:40,826
Careful. I wouldn't come between
Stella and anything she's buried.
352
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,400
She's a wild animal.
No telling what she'll do.
353
00:11:44,326 --> 00:11:45,993
That's a very aggressive
stance.
354
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:54,045
Luke! Wait!
355
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,480
Oh. Look at that.
356
00:11:55,577 --> 00:11:57,939
You left your yard, and your
little shock collar didn't go off.
357
00:11:58,014 --> 00:11:59,813
- Luke--
- Okay, so, here's the new plan.
358
00:11:59,922 --> 00:12:01,447
You hang
back while I break the ice,
359
00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:02,759
and then,
when the time is right--
360
00:12:02,843 --> 00:12:04,120
Manny! You made it!
361
00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:07,092
Who's this?
362
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:09,808
"Who's this?"
363
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,971
Excuse me, Kristy Huge Ones,
I have a name.
364
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:15,593
Okay, come on. Stop. I'm tired
of chasing you all day.
365
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:16,509
Then don't.
366
00:12:16,596 --> 00:12:18,631
Stay as long as you want
at that lame party.
367
00:12:18,817 --> 00:12:19,992
You want to talk?
368
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,335
You're the dorky sidekick,
not me.
369
00:12:22,605 --> 00:12:23,806
Want to talk nicer?
370
00:12:24,256 --> 00:12:26,261
How could you be invited
and I wasn't?
371
00:12:26,389 --> 00:12:27,791
I don't know.
372
00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:29,983
It's like the stuff that used
to make me kind of weird,
373
00:12:30,086 --> 00:12:31,367
people are starting to like.
374
00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:32,739
So?
375
00:12:32,842 --> 00:12:34,397
I'm the same as I always was.
376
00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:37,515
Well... maybe you could
upgrade a little.
377
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,367
Uh, we're tired
of the Yoda voice,
378
00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:40,845
and if a girl tells you
she went to London,
379
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,588
maybe don't ask
if she also saw France.
380
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,506
I liked things better
when you were the one
381
00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:48,191
who was ostrich-sized.
382
00:12:48,287 --> 00:12:49,038
What?
383
00:12:49,126 --> 00:12:51,257
You know,
like a freaky outsider--
384
00:12:51,409 --> 00:12:54,048
the way an ostrich feels
around regular birds.
385
00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:55,433
You know what else girls like?
386
00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:57,561
The mysterious, silent type.
387
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:00,793
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
388
00:13:00,885 --> 00:13:02,223
What are you doing
with my sauce, there, cookie?
389
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,035
That's yours.
This is mine.
390
00:13:04,135 --> 00:13:06,246
I prepped it this morning.
I figured, why not make it?
391
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:08,800
Um... maybe because
I already made sauce?
392
00:13:08,894 --> 00:13:10,593
- Can't have too much.
- Can't ya?
393
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,002
Hand me that ladle, huh?
394
00:13:14,072 --> 00:13:15,218
What are you doing?
I got it.
395
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,866
- What do you say?
- What?
396
00:13:16,988 --> 00:13:19,203
What do you say when somebody
does something for you?
397
00:13:19,288 --> 00:13:20,028
What do you say?
398
00:13:20,115 --> 00:13:21,572
You want me to thank you
for handing me a ladle?
399
00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,339
You thanked the dog
for staying--
400
00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,428
which is basically
doing nothing--
401
00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:25,519
so I know you know the words.
402
00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:28,448
Fine. Thank you
for handling me the ladle.
403
00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:31,567
You sure those are ready?
404
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,831
You didn't throw one
against the wall.
405
00:13:32,921 --> 00:13:35,153
Oh, dad,
nobody does that anymore.
406
00:13:35,308 --> 00:13:38,084
Oh. I guess we have new ways
for doing everything now, huh?
407
00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:39,114
No.
I didn't say that.
408
00:13:39,195 --> 00:13:40,525
I'm just saying
that you can taste your food
409
00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:42,777
instead of flinging it
at the wall like a chimp.
410
00:13:42,872 --> 00:13:44,123
Okay.
411
00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:45,226
How's it taste?
412
00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:47,001
Huh. Uh...
413
00:13:47,508 --> 00:13:49,168
actually, mm,
that's pretty good.
414
00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:53,146
But it could use
a little, um... sauce.
415
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,136
Let me just--
ooh, hot.
416
00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:01,099
Try a little Parmesan
with that?
417
00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:02,270
Mmm.
418
00:14:02,662 --> 00:14:04,454
I should probably
get that bread in the oven.
419
00:14:04,707 --> 00:14:05,708
Just...
420
00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:06,938
Okay! Hey!
421
00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:08,583
Hey, how about
we take over in here
422
00:14:08,672 --> 00:14:10,037
while you two
get cleaned up for dinner?
423
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,107
- Yes, good idea.
- Uh-huh.
424
00:14:11,203 --> 00:14:12,256
Yeah. Okay.
425
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,639
Approval comes from within.
426
00:14:13,726 --> 00:14:14,550
Thank you.
427
00:14:14,685 --> 00:14:16,193
Your sauce needs garlic.
428
00:14:16,282 --> 00:14:18,005
- Okay.
- Okay.
429
00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:19,450
And that's a clock.
430
00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:21,691
Okay, well, do another one.
I've done like four.
431
00:14:21,785 --> 00:14:23,475
This dog is a worse hoarder
than your Uncle Clayton.
432
00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:24,646
He's a collector.
433
00:14:24,721 --> 00:14:25,805
Of expired yogurt?
434
00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:28,552
Getting tired.
435
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,811
Cam, can we just stop, please?
436
00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:31,784
I feel like
we've done our best,
437
00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:32,665
but we're just not
gonna find it.
438
00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:33,334
Found it!
439
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,312
Yay! Oh! Good.
440
00:14:35,404 --> 00:14:36,049
Thank God.
441
00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:38,200
I hadn't even told you
my biggest plan for this yet.
442
00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:39,458
Bigger than the top
of our wedding cake?
443
00:14:39,552 --> 00:14:41,696
I'm gonna have a mold made of it
and give a reproduction
444
00:14:41,794 --> 00:14:43,016
to everyone
who comes to the wedding
445
00:14:43,121 --> 00:14:44,659
and everyone
who can't come to the wedding.
446
00:14:44,763 --> 00:14:47,718
Imagine hundreds of these
across the country.
447
00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:48,751
No!
448
00:14:48,837 --> 00:14:49,980
No! No!
Absolutely not!
449
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,197
I hate it! It's awful!
450
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,866
I knew it!
451
00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:54,172
I knew it!
452
00:14:54,258 --> 00:14:55,895
It just shows up
in Lily's bath,
453
00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:58,034
and then, all of a sudden,
the dog has it?
454
00:14:58,121 --> 00:15:00,475
You have it in
for this beautiful topper.
455
00:15:00,562 --> 00:15:02,220
Look at this.
Look at it. Look at it!
456
00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:03,819
Come on, you're all heroic
and Paul Bunyan-y,
457
00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,659
and I'm--
I'm, like, some sissy man
458
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,765
with-- with pinkish cheeks
and a turned-out heel.
459
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,967
It's a caricature.
460
00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:12,197
What matters
is what it represents.
461
00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:14,079
My daddy making this for us
462
00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:17,144
means he's accepted us
for who we are!
463
00:15:17,243 --> 00:15:18,900
Don't you get that?
464
00:15:18,988 --> 00:15:20,648
I never really
thought about it that way.
465
00:15:20,728 --> 00:15:22,912
No. You hadn't.
466
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,946
I'm just being sensitive.
467
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:28,444
I need to have a thicker skin.
468
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,247
I-I'm really,
really sorry.
469
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:33,156
No, don't-- don't--
don't be sorry.
470
00:15:33,228 --> 00:15:34,291
No.
471
00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:35,830
And I-- n-- I don't want
something at the wedding
472
00:15:35,911 --> 00:15:37,529
that makes you uncomfortable.
473
00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:38,374
Well, no,
that doesn't seem fair.
474
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:40,270
I've used up all my vetoes.
475
00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:43,008
Well, if it--
476
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:44,910
I guess,
if it makes you feel better,
477
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:46,555
I could give you
one more veto--
478
00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:48,652
if you give me one more, too.
479
00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,315
Okay, sure.
480
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:51,947
And in the future,
if there's anything--
481
00:15:52,056 --> 00:15:54,036
The wedding singer.
482
00:15:59,809 --> 00:16:03,016
Okay. Thanks, daddy. I'll send you
the perfect picture to model it on.
483
00:16:08,248 --> 00:16:11,754
After today, I'm convinced
our landfills are 10% hair.
484
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,824
Oh, yes.
485
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:15,562
I forgot
how exhausting this is.
486
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,373
Well, all we have to do
487
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,899
is meet the clients
back at the apartment,
488
00:16:17,992 --> 00:16:19,002
and then we can head home.
489
00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:20,317
Ay, no.
I'm too tired now.
490
00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:21,788
Let's reschedule.
491
00:16:21,952 --> 00:16:22,920
Really? Again?
492
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,444
Yes. Let's meet them
next week.
493
00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:27,671
And besides,
we're late for Jay's party.
494
00:16:27,999 --> 00:16:30,645
Well, I'm not letting you
go home looking like this.
495
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:31,976
You're a little ratty
back here.
496
00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:33,588
Ay, no.
497
00:16:33,676 --> 00:16:35,277
No, no, no.
I got it. Yep.
498
00:16:35,582 --> 00:16:36,684
You just relax.
499
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,656
Oh.
500
00:16:39,037 --> 00:16:41,345
What a day, huh?
501
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,772
Being back here must bring up
a lot of memories.
502
00:16:43,882 --> 00:16:45,049
Oh, yeah.
503
00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:46,326
Maybe even some emotions.
504
00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:48,157
Yeah.
It feels weird.
505
00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:50,760
No, weird's an adjective,
not an emotion, but go on.
506
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:54,383
Well, it's just that my life now
is so different than before--
507
00:16:54,495 --> 00:16:55,851
so much easier.
508
00:16:55,937 --> 00:16:57,308
And that makes you feel...?
509
00:16:57,663 --> 00:16:58,415
Good.
510
00:16:58,504 --> 00:16:59,676
And also...?
511
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:00,810
And bad.
512
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:01,912
Why?
513
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:02,902
I don't know.
514
00:17:02,973 --> 00:17:04,892
Come on, now, Gloria.
515
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,951
I don't know. I guess it just
makes me feel a little ashamed.
516
00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:12,699
Now, what in the world
do you have to be ashamed of?
517
00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:14,482
It's just that, you know,
518
00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:15,952
before,
when I used to live here,
519
00:17:16,028 --> 00:17:18,339
I used to work for every penny.
520
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,761
I would stand
on my own two feet.
521
00:17:20,935 --> 00:17:23,087
Now I just stand
on expensive shoes
522
00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:25,120
that Jay buys for me.
523
00:17:25,195 --> 00:17:27,210
Is that why it's so hard
to let go of the apartment?
524
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,442
No, Phil,
it's not that--
525
00:17:28,511 --> 00:17:29,679
Gloria.
526
00:17:29,768 --> 00:17:30,903
Maybe.
527
00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:32,714
Gloria.
528
00:17:33,028 --> 00:17:33,791
Yes.
529
00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:36,151
It's the last piece
of the old me.
530
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,839
No, no!
You're going too deep!
531
00:17:38,911 --> 00:17:39,840
Oh. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
532
00:17:39,913 --> 00:17:42,069
I'm sorry, but I think you're
looking at this all wrong.
533
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:43,591
The old you
hasn't gone anywhere.
534
00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:45,640
I-I-I see it in the way
you're raising Manny and Joe,
535
00:17:45,755 --> 00:17:47,832
the way you care for Jay.
536
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,010
You never take anyone
or anything for granted.
537
00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:53,480
You worked hard for years
538
00:17:53,554 --> 00:17:55,592
without knowing that things
were gonna get better.
539
00:17:56,195 --> 00:17:57,641
And then the universe
rewarded you.
540
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,710
There's nothing
to be ashamed of.
541
00:18:00,207 --> 00:18:03,046
So you're not mad at me because I
don't want to sell the apartment?
542
00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:04,439
No.
543
00:18:04,514 --> 00:18:06,494
You'll know when you're ready,
and I'll be here.
544
00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:08,333
Aw, Phil.
545
00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:09,966
You're the best.
546
00:18:10,058 --> 00:18:11,121
Aw.
547
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,063
There's no one like you.
548
00:18:19,435 --> 00:18:20,828
Mmm...
549
00:18:20,993 --> 00:18:22,561
mnh-mnh. Yuck.
550
00:18:23,443 --> 00:18:24,764
Claire, that looks so good.
551
00:18:24,852 --> 00:18:26,255
I can't wait to try it.
552
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,530
Thank you.
553
00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:28,597
Oh.
554
00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:33,044
Something has happened here.
555
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,294
Well, you'll all
be happy to know
556
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:37,696
that our search
for the cake topper
557
00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:40,217
unearthed a number
of family treasures.
558
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,871
Come on, Cam.
We're eating over here.
559
00:18:41,957 --> 00:18:43,000
Wait.
560
00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:44,804
Didn't I give you this
for Father's Day?
561
00:18:44,928 --> 00:18:45,927
And that.
562
00:18:46,011 --> 00:18:46,896
You see how this dog is?
563
00:18:46,982 --> 00:18:49,594
My karaoke microphone.
564
00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:52,218
Jay, check it out!
The other walkie-talkie!
565
00:18:52,358 --> 00:18:53,691
Shame on you, Jay Pritchett!
566
00:18:53,761 --> 00:18:56,243
You have used this dog to bury
the things that you hate.
567
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,245
- What?
- Yeah!
568
00:18:57,354 --> 00:18:59,023
Since when do you need help
burying things?
569
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,376
Calm down. She buries
stuff of mine too. Look.
570
00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:04,718
Everybody at the office
bought me this clock last month.
571
00:19:04,879 --> 00:19:06,335
Honey, what's the matter
with you?
572
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,364
- That's a question that maybe you should
answer. - Oh, my gosh! My headphones!
573
00:19:08,453 --> 00:19:09,617
That's the worst.
574
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,636
"Here's to 40 years
in the business.
575
00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:16,829
Enjoy your new timer,
old-timer."
576
00:19:18,059 --> 00:19:19,775
Suddenly, it made sense.
577
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:20,719
In my dad's mind,
578
00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:23,387
I was reaching for a torch
he wasn't ready to pass.
579
00:19:23,469 --> 00:19:25,485
Sure, someday, I'm gonna
take over his business,
580
00:19:25,593 --> 00:19:27,005
but not tonight.
581
00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,991
Tonight is still Jay's night.
582
00:19:34,722 --> 00:19:36,519
So, dad...
583
00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:40,830
turns out, I did have a bunch
of questions for you last week,
584
00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:42,639
but I didn't want
to bother you with them.
585
00:19:42,719 --> 00:19:44,248
I didn't want you to think
I couldn't handle it.
586
00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:45,821
There's no shame
in asking for help.
587
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,057
You can always call.
588
00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:48,465
Well, I won't need to.
589
00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:51,107
You'll be in the office
down the hall, right?
590
00:19:52,178 --> 00:19:53,536
Right.
591
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,795
Goldilocks to Papa Bear.
Goldilocks to Papa Bear.
592
00:19:57,889 --> 00:19:59,221
Come in, Papa Bear.
593
00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:05,799
This is Papa Bear.
594
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:09,148
On location in the garage,
Papa Bear.
595
00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:10,693
Got some cocoa
with your name on it.
596
00:20:10,779 --> 00:20:12,031
What's your 20?
597
00:20:13,909 --> 00:20:16,063
- Oh, what the hell?
- What's going on?
598
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,947
The kids unfriended me again.
599
00:20:18,098 --> 00:20:19,617
How am I supposed to know
what's going on in their lives
600
00:20:19,705 --> 00:20:20,973
if they never talk to me?
601
00:20:21,073 --> 00:20:22,278
Honey...
602
00:20:22,694 --> 00:20:23,863
I got this.
603
00:20:23,969 --> 00:20:25,986
Yeah. It's been
kind of a rough year.
604
00:20:26,163 --> 00:20:26,921
Mm-hmm?
605
00:20:27,002 --> 00:20:28,759
New school, new kids,
606
00:20:28,903 --> 00:20:30,412
and now I'm taking advice
about girls
607
00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:32,482
from a kid
who has his own shoe buffer.
608
00:20:32,553 --> 00:20:33,630
What?!
609
00:20:34,231 --> 00:20:35,433
I tried beer.
610
00:20:35,541 --> 00:20:36,695
Ohhh.
611
00:20:37,684 --> 00:20:39,533
Wow, dad.
This feels great.
612
00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:40,816
Good. Good.
613
00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:43,167
You're-- you sure there's--
there's nothing on your mind?
614
00:20:43,347 --> 00:20:44,689
No.
615
00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:47,379
Why do you ask, dad?
You seem upset about something.
616
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,760
It's just,
you reach a certain age,
617
00:20:48,837 --> 00:20:51,311
and you start to wonder,
"Am I everything I wanted to be?"
618
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:53,741
I mean, am I selling houses,
or am I just selling out?
619
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:54,734
Anything else?
620
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,683
Alex tried beer.
621
00:20:55,818 --> 00:20:57,274
Yeah.
622
00:20:57,858 --> 00:21:00,481
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