1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,800 English Subtitles (HI) [MP4] Modern Family S06E06 (720p) Halloween 3: AwesomeLand Web-DL [KoTuWa] 2 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:03,936 Cam: Look... in the hallway! 3 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:05,604 It's a bird! It's a plane! 4 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:06,605 [ Panting ] 5 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,940 It's super-out-of-breath. 6 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:08,974 Happy Halloween to you, too. 7 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:10,109 I'm sorry. I'm just... 8 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,277 I'm really nervous about this closing argument today. 9 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,279 Is it because you've lost three cases in a row? 10 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,448 Whispering it doesn't make it any less painful. 11 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,616 Sorry. Okay. 12 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,118 No, it's just that this case... 13 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,620 It's so hard to hold the jury's attention. 14 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,655 Well, do you want to run your argument by me? 15 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:24,723 Could I? Sure. 16 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,058 Um, okay. 17 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,394 Six years ago, alger equities took investments. 18 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,629 From municipal pension funds and private investors. 19 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,231 And funneled all of that into offshore... 20 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,799 And I've already lost you. 21 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:37,069 No. I was just thinking... because it's Halloween, 22 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,138 What if you wore these in the courtroom? 23 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,073 Show the jury "hey, I'm playful." 24 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,074 [ chuckles ] 25 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:43,242 Cam, I'm an attorney, 26 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,077 Not bugs bunny trying to hide on a train. 27 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,912 I'm ready. 28 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,014 There's waldo! 29 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:51,183 I think I'm gonna win the costume contest. 30 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,419 Hey, now, honey, it's not important if you win. 31 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,987 It's just for fun. Picture. 32 00:00:54,989 --> 00:00:56,989 But it's more fun if you win. 33 00:00:56,991 --> 00:00:58,090 No offense, daddy. 34 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:00,092 You know, Lily's been letting me know recently. 35 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,493 That she's feeling neglected. 36 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,595 I think it's because of all my football stuff. 37 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,431 That's why I went all out on her costume. 38 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,766 Look how incredibly accurate it is. 39 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,234 Where is that little guy? 40 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,103 Come on. Come to me. Come on. 41 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,504 Here you... here you go. 42 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,273 No matter how long he stares at it, 43 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,175 Cam cannot find waldo. 44 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,176 It's crazy. 45 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,278 O-once, he pointed to a barber pole, 46 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,780 And we just gave it to him. 47 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:23,949 Where is the little guy? 48 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,184 He's right there. 49 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,286 How do you find it so... 50 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,754 Let's try these. 51 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:33,792 ... Captions by vitac .... 52 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:42,634 ¶¶¶ 53 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,269 Gloria: Okay. 54 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,973 Boys, what do you think about my costume for tonight? 55 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:49,241 You look dynamite, honey. 56 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,477 Ay, thank you. I am princess fiona. 57 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:52,811 So does that make me a prince? 58 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,313 Do I have to keep track of a crown all night? 59 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,914 No, you're shrek, the ogre. 60 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,316 You mean that big green thing? 61 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,318 Nah, I don't want to walk around all night. 62 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,253 With an ugly rubber mask. 63 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,822 No. You just need to paint your face green, and that's it. 64 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,424 Ouch. Yeah, ouch. 65 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,758 You do this every time. 66 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,927 You go as a princess. I have to go as some freak. 67 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,662 You're beauty, I'm the beast. 68 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,432 You're beyoncé, I'm... That guy. 69 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:16,101 Well, you never want to go shopping with me for costumes, 70 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:18,937 So I get what I want, and you are what comes with it. 71 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,839 Well, this year, I'm getting my own costume, 72 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,341 And it's gonna be tough and manly... 73 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,943 Maybe a cowboy or a construction worker. 74 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,880 You know that that's what mitch and Cam wore last year, right? 75 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,750 Ow! Damn it! I cut my finger! 76 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,785 Ha ha. Happy Halloween. 77 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,754 No, really... I cut myself. Look! 78 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,256 Wow. That looks great. 79 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,457 What'd you use to make the blood? 80 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,425 A knife. I'm actually hurt. 81 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:42,761 Ooh! Great production value, sweetheart. 82 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:43,962 I'm impressed. 83 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,098 Can't believe I've got to go to work on Halloween. 84 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,466 This blows! Don't worry. 85 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:48,600 By the time you get home, 86 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,435 Awesomeland will be up and runnin'. 87 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:51,970 Claire's busy with work this year, 88 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,439 So I'm taking over the Halloween duties. 89 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,775 My theme is awesomeland. 90 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:59,311 Which includes anything Phil finds awesome. 91 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,879 It's a pretty big umbrella. 92 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,615 Ooh! Big, pretty umbrellas... those are awesome. 93 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:04,616 Mnh-mnh. 94 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,451 Claire loves blood and guts and gore, 95 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,120 But who says Halloween has to be scary? 96 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:09,488 Everybody but you. 97 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,722 This is killing her. 98 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,724 At least something's dying. 99 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,393 Court is now in session. 100 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:17,663 Counselor, are you ready to deliver closing arguments? 101 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:18,830 Yes, your honor. 102 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,399 Well, let's get... 103 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,634 Wait. Where is holly? 104 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,239 Sorry, your honor. My bus was late. 105 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:28,674 [ Light laughter ] 106 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,576 Counselor, proceed. 107 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:33,145 O-okay. 108 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:35,647 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 109 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:39,418 The details of this case are... are complicated and technical. 110 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,688 But they have a, uh, a tragic and profound effect. 111 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,589 On the victims. 112 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,257 [ Giggles ] 113 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:46,658 Uh, the, um... 114 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:52,497 Pensions were squandered, lives were destroyed, 115 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:57,736 And careers, once so promising, were now... Ruined. 116 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,605 So, because of this marriage, 117 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,940 You're basically third cousins with shakira. 118 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,676 I mean, we don't get the free tickets, but it's fun. 119 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:08,347 [ Vocalizes fanfare ] 120 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,449 Ay, dios mío. What is this? 121 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,018 What's up, princess? I'm prince charming. 122 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,453 I can see that. 123 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:17,689 I got Joe a donkey costume, and I got Stella cat ears. 124 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,458 I just hope she doesn't chase herself. 125 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,760 Ah, I get it... because she's a dog. 126 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,795 I also found out that princess fiona. 127 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:26,265 Is supposed to wear a tiara, so here you go. 128 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:27,799 They had a whole bucket full of 'em. 129 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,868 I love it. 130 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,304 Ay, and you look so handsome. 131 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,906 It's like those pictures of you in the navy. 132 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:35,974 I have an idea. 133 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,243 Why don't we put Joe down for a nap. 134 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,580 And then we go and take a nap, but not the one we sleep... 135 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:42,814 I got it. I'm in. 136 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:43,915 Okay. 137 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:44,750 [ Car door closes ] 138 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,485 Hey. I thought you had a big meeting. 139 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:47,919 I do, but I left my cellphone here. 140 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:50,922 I need it to read at stoplights so I don't think about stuff. 141 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,824 I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous. 142 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,760 Ohhh. Honey, I don't think that fits. 143 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:57,663 It fits in awesomeland. It's a magic hat. 144 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,765 I'm gonna have this bunny jumping out of it. 145 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:02,167 You gonna put some blood on it, maybe dangle an eyeball? 146 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,835 Who hurt you? 147 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:04,770 I'm kidding. 148 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,438 I know it's Jay and dede. 149 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,840 Anyway, I got to go get my costume. 150 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:09,941 Mwah! Mwah! 151 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,910 [ Chuckles ] oh, for god's sake. 152 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,745 I kiss my mom hotter than that. 153 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,247 He does. I seen it. 154 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:16,114 Oh. 155 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,582 Claire: Our new neighbors, 156 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:20,919 Medical-marijuana retailer ronnie and his wife, amber, 157 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,587 Moved in two months ago, and... 158 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,955 It's been a week and a half. 159 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,424 Dear god. Really? 160 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,925 Yeah. 161 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,093 I don't get it. 162 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,928 What's scary about a giant cupcake? 163 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,430 We're not doing scary this year. 164 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,266 Well, heads up... we're doing crap-your-pants scary. 165 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:35,634 On account of the contest, 166 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:38,937 So I just hope we don't offend you over here in candy land. 167 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,439 What contest? 168 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,441 Oh, it's something we started in the old neighborhood. 169 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:45,110 If you're into it, you, uh, chip in 20 bucks, 170 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,479 And scariest house on the street wins the pot. 171 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:48,814 Hmm. 172 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:51,350 Not actual pot. I'd have to see a prescription for that. 173 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:52,351 [ Clicks tongue ] 174 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:53,452 Wait. You're not a cop... 175 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,287 No, for the 12th time, I'm not a cop. 176 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:56,955 Well, you are not gonna offend me. 177 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,623 With your little decorations. 178 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,726 Please know that this... Is Phil. 179 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,728 When I'm in charge, it's terrifying. 180 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:03,895 Ooh. 181 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,897 I'll bet you give all the other soccer moms. 182 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,066 A good scare with that pin that says "boo." 183 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,069 You are so lucky that I have to go to work today, 184 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,004 Or I would show you scary. 185 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,073 I would win your little contest. 186 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,342 You don't know what you're up against. 187 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,978 We don't let preggos or people with heart trouble. 188 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,179 Past our front gate. 189 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,315 Couple years ago, we scared a man. 190 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:25,484 Into the hospital almost to death. 191 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,753 Well, since you got an excuse, princess, 192 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:30,155 Looks like my winning streak will carry on. 193 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:33,258 Might even win at the old house, too. 194 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,893 We left that place pretty scary. 195 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,595 [ Door opens, closes ] 196 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,597 I'm meeting a friend for coffee. 197 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,165 No, you're not. No. 198 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,767 You're helping me take this all down. 199 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,101 Everything goes. 200 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,570 Everything except the bunny. 201 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,606 I have plans for the bunny. 202 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:53,612 Okay! On three, say "argh!" 203 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,780 One, two, three! Argh! 204 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,948 [ Chuckling ] oh, that's great. 205 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,017 Thank you. And how are you two related? 206 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,585 Uh, you know what... gay or straight, 207 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,754 There's no wrong way to make a family, so... 208 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:03,855 Okay, down, girl. 209 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,924 I meant, how are your costumes related? 210 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,793 It's a parent/child costume contest. 211 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,095 It is? It was all clearly stated on the flier. 212 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,263 There was a flier? 213 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,464 I gave it to you, daddy! 214 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,199 I knew your costume was all wrong! 215 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,367 O-okay, hey, don't panic. 216 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,902 There's plenty of time before the parade. 217 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,471 Is there another character in "where's waldo?" 218 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,739 Wizard whitebeard. 219 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,073 Okay! Well, that'll be fun! 220 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,475 I haven't gone out with a whitebeard. 221 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,243 Since I took my cousin sally to the prom. 222 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,078 All right, I'll be back as soon as I can. 223 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,648 Lily, explain daddy's joke. 224 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,250 [ Humming ] 225 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:35,086 Jay: I loved having hair, and I knew how to use it. 226 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:38,256 I'd walk up to a pretty girl and run my hand through my hair. 227 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,325 Score a touchdown, whip the helmet off, 228 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:41,927 Run my hand through my hair. 229 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:45,330 People say clothes make the man, but that makes no sense. 230 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,999 What makes the man is a nice head of hair. 231 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,503 Damn it! It's like a phantom limb! 232 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:55,941 Ohhh. No. No! 233 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,609 This doesn't look real at all. 234 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,910 Alex, where's that blood. 235 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,312 You were using this morning on your finger? 236 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,914 Running through my veins, keeping me alive. 237 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,416 Oh! Here comes dad. 238 00:08:04,418 --> 00:08:05,750 He's gonna be all like, 239 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:08,753 [as Phil] "no! What did you do?! Where's awesomeland?!" 240 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:12,257 No! What did you do?! Where's awesomeland?! 241 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,592 Are you from the future? 242 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,961 Phil, honey, honey, w-we've had a little change of plans. 243 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,295 Why? 244 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,431 What are you even doing here? Shouldn't you be at work? 245 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:20,932 That obnoxious ronnie was worried. 246 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,101 That I wouldn't be able to handle his decorations, 247 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,436 'cause he's trying to win. 248 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,271 This "scariest house on the street" contest, 249 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,974 And I was like, "not only can I handle your decorations." 250 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,609 I'm gonna win that contest." 251 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:34,446 So welcome to the insane asylum from hell. 252 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:35,981 That's what it feels like. 253 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,449 Come on. It's gonna be fun. 254 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,818 The kids are gonna be deranged mental patients, 255 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,153 And... and I am going to be a sadistic nurse, 256 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,722 And you are a demented doctor. 257 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,558 20 years of "no," but for this, you'll dress like a nurse?! 258 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,959 Um, no. Mnh-mnh. 259 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,562 Of course the woman is the nurse and the man is the doctor. 260 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,231 That kind of thinking... that's what's scary. 261 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,799 Tap out. It's a holiday. 262 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,968 You know, I put a lot of time and energy into my thing, 263 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,970 But you just shut it all down to prove something. 264 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,673 To people that we barely know and don't even like! 265 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,508 Phil, ronnie made fun of awesomeland. 266 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,677 He called it "candy land." 267 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,578 So? 268 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,346 Stupidville? Dumbburgh? 269 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,814 Who cares what he thinks?! 270 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,484 Maybe someday you'll care what I think. 271 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:13,485 Phil... 272 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,086 Well... honey, look! 273 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,022 I kept your bunny! 274 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,257 Nibbles! 275 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,659 [ Indistinct talking ] 276 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,427 Ohh! Whew! Made it in the nick of time. 277 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,062 All right, let's get this parade started. 278 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,764 While I'm still just 4,000 years old. 279 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,099 You do know the parade's not till after school, right? 280 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,668 What? No! 281 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,836 I can't stay that long. I have football practice. 282 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,672 Oh, my god. I have to tell Lily. 283 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,906 She's gonna be devastated. 284 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:39,578 Oh, no. 285 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,779 Where's waldo? 286 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,680 [ Cellphone beeps ] 287 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,014 [ Ringing ] 288 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,283 Since when has the parade been after school? 289 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,619 Since always. It was on the flier. 290 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,188 How big was this flier? 291 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,791 Oh, so this is how we call each other now? 292 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,459 Cam: Mitchell, I have a costume emergency. 293 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,795 Just wear it with confidence, Cam. I'm sure you look great. 294 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,797 No, I can't find Lily! 295 00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,764 Um... 296 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,466 Oh, okay, found her... by the trash can, 297 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,801 Next to the big kid dressed like a hobo. 298 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,402 Oh, you did it. 299 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,137 I don't... I don't think that's a kid. 300 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,906 I should probably tell a grown-up. 301 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,908 Well, you have no idea what's happening here. 302 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,810 The stenographer is dressed like a spider. 303 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,745 I cannot get anyone to listen to anything I'm... 304 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,714 Mitchell, I can't. 305 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,249 Lily? 306 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,818 Honey, listen. 307 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,920 Daddy can't stay for the parade. 308 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,756 No, I know I did, but it starts later than I thought, 309 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,824 And I have to get to... 310 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,660 Football practice! It's fine! Just go! 311 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,828 No, Lily! Wait! 312 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:35,000 Well, she's gone forever. 313 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,002 Gloria, what happened to my hair? 314 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,171 Ay, no. Please. I cannot have this conversation again. 315 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,941 Yes, Jay, time is cruel. 316 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,776 My prince charming wig... it's gone. 317 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,411 Okay, what do you think... 318 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,747 Handsome hawaiian or sexy scotsman? 319 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,914 I can't do this right now. 320 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,750 Come on, Jay... this is my farewell tour. 321 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,418 Of trick-or-treating in the neighborhood. 322 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,753 I have to go out strong. 323 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,755 Or should I just do what people are expecting? 324 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,089 Stay home 'cause you're 20? 325 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,424 Jay, please don't be mean to Manny. 326 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,926 Maybe Stella took your wig and buried it in the yard. 327 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,962 I saw her playing with it earlier. 328 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,263 What? Why didn't you take it from her? 329 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,766 I don't understand your relationship with her. 330 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,267 You let her lick your feet. 331 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,969 Who is that possibly hurting? 332 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,271 What am I gonna do now? Prince charming had hair! 333 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,640 Please. We don't really know that for sure. 334 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,442 There weren't Cameras back then. 335 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,111 Maybe he had to be charming because he was bald. 336 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,446 Wow. 337 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,814 [ Claire grunting ] 338 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,549 You really think it's appropriate. 339 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,951 To be strapping your teenage daughter to a gurney? 340 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,653 If we win, it is. 341 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,055 I may have to take a pee break soon. 342 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,990 Ooh. Here. Use this bedpan. 343 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,625 I'm kidding. That's gross. 344 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,560 I put candy in it. Here. 345 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,163 Luke. 346 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,230 Luke! 347 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,966 I think I fell asleep. 348 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,003 This thing is like a temple grandin hug. 349 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,072 Haley, sweetie, uh, gown's on backwards. 350 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,573 Oh, no. It's cuter this way. 351 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,408 Sexy people go crazy, too, you know. 352 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,676 Read a people magazine. 353 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,178 Huh. 354 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,345 Phil. 355 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,015 You're not even gonna try on your doctor costume? 356 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,183 Nope. 357 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,918 But we're gonna win. Doesn't that make you happy? 358 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,519 Do I look happy? 359 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,088 You got a problem, lady. 360 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,056 This obsessive need to be dark and scary... 361 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,224 You can't even stop yourself. 362 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,059 I can stop whenever I want. 363 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,261 Well, I'm not getting sucked in. 364 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:13,098 I'm having the Halloween that I wanted. 365 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,100 What is all this? 366 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,935 Is this supposed to be funny? 367 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,103 No, it's supposed to be scary. 368 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,671 No, it's supposed to be awesome. 369 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,272 You know, I could tell that you guys. 370 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,108 Didn't love us moving in next door. 371 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,676 Maybe 'cause ronnie deals pot. 372 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,112 Or maybe 'cause of my confederate-flag bikini. 373 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,446 I don't know, but... 374 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,648 But I thought we were becomin' friends. 375 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:35,086 I was gonna propose a joint thanksgiving, but... 376 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,287 This is really low. 377 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,522 No, honey, it's okay. 378 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,625 No, it's not okay, ronnie! It's rude and it's cruel! 379 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,260 I wish we had our old house. 380 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,529 So we could drive it away as far as possible! 381 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,732 Oh, my goodness. What was that? 382 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,467 Uh... 383 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,903 Amber gets touchy about this stuff. 384 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,471 Uh, she... 385 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,910 She spent six months in a cuckoo farm in nevada. 386 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,246 I'm sorry. She gets mad when I say that. 387 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,647 It was in utah. 388 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,748 Oh, my god. 389 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,583 We... we had no idea. I swear. 390 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,152 I-it's cool. 391 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,154 I'll just... Give her a box of cap'n crunch. 392 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,089 And set her in front of the fish tank. 393 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,257 That seems to calm her down. 394 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,324 Okay. Okay. 395 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,430 We have to shut it down. We got to shut it down. 396 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,332 Now, when she said "joint thanksgiving,". 397 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,168 Do you think that she meant... 398 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,335 No. Okay. 399 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,073 Each of these companies. 400 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,409 Funneled unreported funds into the same account. 401 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,911 Now, I believe this chart makes clear. 402 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,412 The intricate web of deceit. 403 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,413 [ laughter ] okay, I heard it. 404 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,582 I'm... I'm gonna rephrase that. 405 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,450 Um... These companies conspired 406 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,420 [ insect buzzing ] to defraud numerous innocent people, 407 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,256 Not to mention the internal revenue service. 408 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,424 Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 409 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,926 Your honor, may we approach? 410 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,494 If you must. 411 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,430 You see what's happening here, right? 412 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,132 You're losing your fifth case in a row? 413 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,266 Fourth. And... 414 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,768 Who said... am I losing? 415 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,270 Um, I just feel that the... the jury. 416 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,440 Might be a little bit distracted by, um... You know. 417 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,777 Please let the record show that counsel is nodding his head. 418 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,812 Towards the court stenographer, holly. 419 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,448 Your honor, opposing counsel's grasping at straws. 420 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,649 Because he's losing again. 421 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,884 Oh, come on! Come on! 422 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,485 She's dressed like a giant spider! 423 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,554 I need the jury to focus on the details of this case, 424 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,223 Not some ridiculous costume. 425 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,658 I'm sorry. You're probably a very nice person. 426 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:24,963 Holly, would you please remove the costume? 427 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,297 Thank you. 428 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,566 Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay. 429 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,001 At the request of counsel, 430 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:33,638 The court stenographer will now remove the costume. 431 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,839 [ Jurors groan ] 432 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,242 That redhead's no fun. 433 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,310 [ Singsong voice ] they hate you. 434 00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,347 A-as I was saying, um, 435 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,750 These companies stole from countless innocent people, 436 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,418 And, you know, 437 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,054 If someone had dipped into my nest egg like that, uh... 438 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,825 [ as groucho marx ] ...I'd be awful grouchy. 439 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,227 [ Man coughs ] 440 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,795 Number four. 441 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,164 Here you go. 442 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,766 What are you supposed to be? 443 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,067 Born into another family. 444 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,403 She is tess mcgill, feminist heroine. 445 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,605 From the 1980s classic "working girl." 446 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,173 You should check it out sometime. 447 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,609 In a few years. There is some light vacuuming in underpants. 448 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,944 Keep up the good work! 449 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,112 How's it going here? 450 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,280 I look stupid! 451 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,248 But these puppies are making it impossible. 452 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,616 For me to stay mad at you. 453 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,285 Stupid, adorable puppies. 454 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,853 Welcome to awesomeland, 455 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,956 Where the only thing to fear is fun itself. 456 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,358 Claire, I know this isn't the Halloween you wanted, 457 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,626 But can you try to sell it? 458 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,627 I'm sorry, honey. 459 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,963 I got mad at you and I upset amber, 460 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,632 And all because ronnie called me a soccer mom. 461 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,134 What is wrong with me? 462 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,735 Nothing. 463 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,737 I hate it when people assume things about me that aren't true... 464 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,739 Like because I'm pretty, I'm stuck-up. 465 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,908 When people do that to me, I'm just like, 466 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,911 "shut up, troll. Why am I even talking to you?" 467 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:47,745 Wow. 468 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,981 I do not like being pigeonholed. 469 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,482 It's obvious, mom... 470 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,985 You use Halloween as a way to show people you have edge. 471 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,321 It's like accountants who buy a harley. 472 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,823 She's right. 473 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,426 Being scary is my motorcycle. 474 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,594 That's my tess. 475 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,164 I knew my farewell tour would be emotional, 476 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,766 But at least I can say I did it my way. 477 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,835 You've said that four times. You know he had other songs? 478 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,572 Nice costume. Ben franklin, right? 479 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,075 What? No! Prince charming. 480 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,409 Oh. Sorry. [ chuckles ] 481 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,244 I guess I just picture prince charming with hair. 482 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,747 We all do, but I lost my wig, 483 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,582 And I don't have any, so... 484 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,918 Well, you know, there are some pretty effective solutions for that. 485 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,086 Talking about hair plugs? Yeah. 486 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,921 Take some from the side and the back, right? 487 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,923 You think that would work for me? 488 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,424 It could. 489 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,960 But you might want a second opinion from an actual doctor. 490 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,328 Gloria: Excuse me. 491 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,965 Did you just ask that fake doctor. 492 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:44,102 No! You know how you struggle with the language. 493 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,603 Jay. Damn it, Gloria. 494 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,971 I miss having a head full of hair. 495 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,940 And don't act like you don't miss it, too. 496 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,943 You had four more hairs than you do now. 497 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:53,644 This is not a surprise to me. 498 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,146 What about today? Hmm? Earlier? 499 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,115 When we were not napping? 500 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,851 When you were a little extra-enthusiastic? 501 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,553 Because you were enthusiastic. 502 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,490 You went out and bought costumes for all of us, 503 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,891 You were singing. 504 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,227 For once, you were not like, "I don't want to do this. 505 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,062 "I just want to sit at home, watch golf, 506 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,897 And eat my 10-layer dip." 507 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,165 Just five. Five layers. 508 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,501 One layer is enough, Jay. 509 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,971 I loved that you were having fun with us. 510 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,907 A happy husband... that's what is sexy to me. 511 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,476 So you don't think I look like ben franklin? 512 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,912 Oh, yes! That's who it is! 513 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:31,215 The man from the $100 bill... my favorite! 514 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,585 All right, happy Halloween. 515 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,921 That's your costume? A big nose? 516 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,223 All right, you know, cool it. I've had a rough day. 517 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,727 You think you're the first spongebob I've seen? 518 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,328 I'm missing Halloween. 519 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,230 All right, honey, if daddy's not home in five minutes, 520 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,765 I will take you trick-or-treating, okay? 521 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,233 Okay! I made it! 522 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,935 Football practice ran late, sweetie. 523 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,571 Just give me two minutes. I'm so sorry. 524 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,605 Whatever. 525 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,175 I bet all the full-size candy bars are gone. 526 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,276 Lily! Cam: Nope, nope. 527 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,444 She has every right, Mitchell. 528 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,280 You know, I've let football consume my life, 529 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,183 And I fumbled what's most valuable to me, 530 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,417 And now I'm stuck! 531 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,452 Can somebody please help me? 532 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,353 Don't help him! Oh, enough, you two! 533 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,622 It's like "August: Osage county" up in here. 534 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,091 All right, you... where's my head? 535 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,026 It's right here. Stop. Just calm down. Okay. 536 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:17,061 You need to let yourself off the hook, all right? 537 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,463 You didn't abandon her playing craps. 538 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,897 You had to go to work. 539 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,466 He's always working. 540 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,234 No, he's... 541 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,070 He is not always working, Lily. 542 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,405 Exhibit "a"... your shirt, 543 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,073 Which he stayed up all night sewing. 544 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,741 So that you would have the perfect costume. 545 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:31,909 Exhibit "b"... 546 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,312 Those glasses... two hours on ebay. 547 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,414 Exhibit "c"... your satchel. 548 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,815 Daddy's man purse from college. 549 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,484 That he had to dig through 10 boxes to find, 550 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,918 Because daddy hid it from him. 551 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,420 But he didn't read the flier! 552 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,921 [ Muffled ] I never read it 553 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,157 [ normal voice ] because I never saw it! 554 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,825 You didn't see the flier? No! 555 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,760 Maybe that's because you never got it. 556 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,263 I submit to you... 557 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,264 The flier... 558 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,433 Which never made it onto the refrigerator, 559 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,435 Where you are supposed to put things, 560 00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,805 Because it wa-a-a-s... 561 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,441 It... Was... 562 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,742 Oh! Yes. 563 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,777 [ Gasps ] 564 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,579 Lily, your daddy may have missed the parade, 565 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,481 But he was all over Halloween. 566 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,251 I rest my case. 567 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,119 I'm sorry, daddy. 568 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,155 I'm sorry, too. 569 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,791 I got my win. 570 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,460 Trials would be a whole lot easier. 571 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,263 If juries were made up of 7-year-old girls, like Lily. 572 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,430 And Cam. 573 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,433 I know it's not the point, but we totally would've won. 574 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,469 Might want to leave that out of your apology. 575 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,470 [ Groans ] 576 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,471 Howdy! 577 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,606 Aaah... Hey, ronnie. What's up? 578 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,376 Ronnie, hi. Um, I was looking for amber. 579 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,310 Oh, she's inside. 580 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,311 No, I ain't! 581 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,146 Knock it off, amber! 582 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,214 Amber, hi. 583 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,216 Um, listen, I wanted to apologize. 584 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,485 I had no idea about your history, 585 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,986 And I was being insensitive, 586 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,489 So I was hoping we could start over. 587 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,891 Whoa. That's really sweet. 588 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,494 Almost makes me feel bad for making the whole thing up. 589 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,562 [ laughs ] 590 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,663 What?! 591 00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,730 Trick! 592 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,566 She never been to a nuthouse. 593 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,235 [ Piano notes play ] yeah, I ain't crazy. 594 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,736 I mean, I've been to rehab a few times, 595 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,638 But that was just for paid vacation. 596 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,974 You lied just to make me feel bad? 597 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,642 No, no... we lied. 598 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:15,079 So that we could win with our zombie house o' whores! 599 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,581 That is so messed up. 600 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,416 Did you say "whores," or... 601 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,918 No, no. It ain't messed up. The saying is "trick or treat." 602 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,320 This is the trick part. 603 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,387 Yeah. 604 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,156 Our yard's full o' dead whores. 605 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,757 You got a santa. 606 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,259 Yep... "whores." I heard it again. 607 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,760 Why are we not talking about this? 608 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,763 There will come a day when you will pay for this. 609 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,600 You won't know when, and you won't know how, 610 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,269 But you will feel it. 611 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,338 [ Pom-pom rustles ] 612 00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,843 Wow. That chick is scary. 613 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,111 Thank you. 614 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,946 You have no idea. 615 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,953 You know, they just make it impossible to find him. 616 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,688 It's cruel and inappropriate. 617 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,757 It just sets children up to fail, 618 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,560 And it destroys their self-esteem. 619 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,894 Right there. Is he there? 620 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,396 Is... where... [ scoffs ] 621 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,632 Where did she point? Where did she p... 622 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:12,970 Now I look like rod stewart. 623 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,639 Thanks a lot. 624 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:19,910 [ As tess ] I have a head for business and a bod for sin. 625 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,078 Yes, you do. 626 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,481 Ew! This is a common area!