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- Honey?
- Hey.

2
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Did you remember to give Alex
and Luke their lunch money?

3
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Ma'am, yes, ma'am.

4
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What about the electrician?
Did you give him a check?

5
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He's an electrician--
he'll charge us.

6
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I'm gonna
be late for work, Shecky.

7
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Yes, I paid him.

8
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Happy Valentine's, by the way.

9
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- Mm, no.
- Mm.

10
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Gross and sweaty from running.

11
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So for later tonight,

12
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you thinking
what I'm thinking, Valentine?

13
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I believe I am.

14
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Every Valentine's day,

15
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Claire and I look forward
to some naughty role-playing--

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sexually adventurous cuckolder
Juliana

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and Clive Bixby,

18
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speaker salesman by day,
spy by night.

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Lover also by night

20
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and sometimes during the day.

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The speaker business, it--
it pretty much runs itself.

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I just want to keep it
really low-key this year.

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You know, simple.

24
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Yep.

25
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On the other hand,

26
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we could have a drink
at that hotel bar we love.

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Go on.

28
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And come straight home...

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put on our jammies,

30
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and fall asleep
in front of the TV.

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Perfect.

32
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Looking forward to it already.

33
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Ew, but not those ones I hate,

34
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those red satin pajamas.

35
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I don't even know
where those are.

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I know I'll get over it,

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but right now I hate Anders and Cooper.

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Our dear friends
Anders and Cooper

40
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got married
last Valentine's day,

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and we wanted to get them
something really special.

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- We found this exquisite little painting...
- Oh...

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...of a winery in Napa
that we all visited last year.

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It was a... bit pricey,

45
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but they're really judge-y
and we knew they'd love it.

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The problem is, so did we.

47
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Thank you, Carmelina.

48
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Oh, and here's
s-something you can...

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put in the other room.

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- That was hard.
- So hard.

51
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Probably how
lily's birth mother felt.

52
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Except we don't have nine other
paintings by five different painters.

53
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Oh, my God.
Mitch, Cam.

54
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Oh, God, are we early?

55
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- This is so not like us.
- I'm sorry.

56
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No, no, no.
The party's been canceled.

57
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- Why?
- Cooper's left me.

58
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He's filing for divorce.

59
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The marriage is over!

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Ohh.

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Ohh.

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- Ohh, Anders.
- Anders.

63
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- I thought we were in love.
- Mm.

64
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You think you know the person
sleeping in the next bedroom.

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I'll get us some drinks.

66
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So sad.

67
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Yeah, it doesn't have to be.

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If it's really love,

69
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you do everything you need to do
to get back what you once had.

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You're talking
about the painting, right?

71
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Of course I am 'cause we
don't owe him that anymore.

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- Go get it!
- Okay.

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Go get it.

74
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You must have big plans today.

75
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This is like
your Super Bowl, right?

76
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I'm sitting it out this year.

77
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The whole holiday's
gotten laughably commercial.

78
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Sounds like
Amy turned you down.

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Like a bed
in a five-star hotel.

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I'll be drowning my sorrows

81
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in a marathon of my
new favorite true-crime show,

82
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"Lethal Ladies."

83
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Amy may have dumped me,

84
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but at least it wasn't off the
lido deck of a carnival cruise.

85
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I know, Sonia!<i>Shut up!</i>

86
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Look who's back--
the Sangria Sisters.

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I invited my sister to visit

88
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so that we could fix
our problems.

89
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You know, sister things,

90
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like I never liked
how she always borrowed my bras,

91
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or she never liked

92
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how I stole her one chance
to escape the village

93
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and I left her there,
taking care of my mother.

94
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Things like that.

95
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Jay, they delayed
Sonia's flight until tomorrow.

96
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Why don't we cancel
our dinner reservation

97
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and the three of us
celebrate Valentine's here?

98
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You don't have to do that
for me, Gloria.

99
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I usually spend Valentine's day

100
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selling artificial flowers
near the well in my village.

101
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Where do you people live,
National Geographic?

102
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I just feel so bad.

103
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You have both shown me
such kindness this week,

104
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and I repay you
with bad weather over Tampa.

105
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No, this is better.

106
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It gets crazy out there.

107
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I'm happy to avoid the fuss.

108
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Wouldn't have minded
a little fuss.

109
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Maybe I've been kind of feeling
taken for granted lately.

110
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I know only girls are supposed to
care about Valentine's day, but--

111
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Ah, what am I crying about?

112
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We get paid more,
so what the hell?

113
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Cooper didn't even have the decency

114
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to leave me in time
to cancel the caterer.

115
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I have 300 of these wasabi
shrimp canapés if you're hungry.

116
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Oh, no, thank you.

117
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Sardine rillettes,
olive crostini--

118
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What am I supposed to do
with all of this?

119
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Carmelina, that's for company.

120
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Oh, well, there's Cam,
so we should probably go.

121
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Oh, you were gone so long,
I was afraid you'd woken mother.

122
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Uh, m-mother?

123
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Didn't I mention?

124
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She's recuperating here,
just had both hips replaced.

125
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- Ohh.
- Oh, that reminds me--

126
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I should put on
the security camera in her room.

127
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- Did you get it?
- Yes.

128
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And guess where they keep
the last-minute wedding gifts in?

129
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Hint-- apparently
you need your original hips

130
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to keep a nightgown closed.

131
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Well, I'm glad you stopped by.

132
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I really needed this.

133
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Oh, Cam, get in here.

134
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Oh, I have
a little bit of a sniffle.

135
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Oh, come on.

136
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Oh!

137
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- What's this?
- Um...

138
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Uh, that is, um--

139
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that's a wedding gift
for you and Cooper,

140
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but once we heard, we didn't
think it was appropriate.

141
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Oh, are you kidding?
There's no bad time for a gift.

142
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I'm-- I'm sorry
it's so late.

143
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We just wanted
to get you something

144
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that you would really cherish.

145
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Pretty much the best gift
we've ever given anyone.

146
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Yeah, it's--
it's a beautiful...

147
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Cheese plate!

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Yes, I got that from the...

149
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whimsical phrasing.

150
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Are you sure
you won't stay for one more,

151
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especially now
since I've got this

152
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stylish
cheese-delivery system?

153
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- Just one, yeah.
- Great.

154
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What happened?!

155
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Obviously there were
two gifts wrapped similarly,

156
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and my eyes were watering

157
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from the think fog
of Vaporub back there.

158
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Okay, well, we got
nothing to lose now,

159
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so go back
and get the painting.

160
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You know who gave him
that cheap thing?

161
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J'Marcus. She's got the
first dollar she ever earned--

162
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Just go!

163
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Once Sonia blew up
my Valentine's day,

164
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I could have sat around
feeling sorry for myself.

165
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Instead, I had a little chuckle,
and I got the dog a gift.

166
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I know it's silly
getting Stella a present...

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so close to her birthday.

168
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Is she around?

169
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I think she's upstairs
in the bath.

170
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What? I just gave her
a bath this morning.

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Ew!

172
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Oh, you're talking
about Stella.

173
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Wait, you got the dog a gift?

174
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Lot of attitude

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for a guy whose date's a tub
of ice cream and a fuzzy robe.

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You're spending Valentine's day
in a "Cathy" cartoon.

177
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Hey, what's all this?

178
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I thought the three of us were
just gonna order something in.

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No.
I ruined your night enough.

180
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I'm cooking for you and Gloria

181
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so you can have
a romantic evening alone.

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Sonia, you don't
have to do this.

183
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I want to.

184
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It makes me so happy
to prepare food for you.

185
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Maybe someday I'll be preparing
it for a husband of my own.

186
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Thank you for not laughing
and falling on the floor

187
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like my mother does
when I say such things.

188
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You know, it being
Valentine's day and all,

189
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I, uh--

190
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I got you a little something.

191
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Ooh, laundry?

192
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No.

193
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Here.

194
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I can't.

195
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Come on!
Open it.

196
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Here, see that "S" there?

197
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That's for "Sonia."

198
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Oh, Jay, it's so beautiful.

199
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I don't know what to...

200
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Thank you!

201
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When will I learn?

202
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I'm catnip
to sister-in-laws.

203
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Years ago, I was sitting
next to Dede's sister Cece

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at Thanksgiving dinner,

205
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and I threw
a little charm her way.

206
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You know, flash the baby blues.

207
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And before I know it,

208
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she's rubbing her size 12s
up and down my shin.

209
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Dede caught her,
went over the table at her.

210
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It took me and her sister Bebe
to separate them.

211
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Hey, where are you?

212
00:07:05,796 --> 00:07:07,160
I've been trying you
for 15 minutes.

213
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I know.
We ran late.

214
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And then the car wouldn't start,
so I had to call AAA.

215
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They said they're on their way,
but who knows?

216
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I'm all greasy.

217
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Oh, honey, I don't think
I'm gonna make it. Don't be mad.

218
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I am mad.

219
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You were supposed to be here
20 minutes ago.

220
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This is the one night
we set aside for us.

221
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I know, and I feel terrible,

222
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but... listen,
finish your drink, come on home.

223
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Maybe we'll have
a romantic Easter.

224
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Check, please.

225
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I understand that your wife
has had some car trouble.

226
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I wonder how that
could have happened?

227
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I must say, Juliana,

228
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you're the last person I
expected to see here tonight.

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Well, with any luck, you'll be the
last person I<i> do</i> see tonight.

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Oh, my God.

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Phil, I've had my eye on you
for years.

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I'm just so happy

233
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we're finally gonna get
some alone time.

234
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I'm not scaring you, am I?

235
00:08:01,979 --> 00:08:03,136
Quite the contrary.

236
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Most women who meet me

237
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almost instantly
ask for some alone time.

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Mm.

239
00:08:07,925 --> 00:08:09,245
Excuse me.

240
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Darn it!

241
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My showing was pushed up
tomorrow morning.

242
00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,969
I-I may have to make it
an early one.

243
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Are you sure?

244
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'Cause you only have
one night with me, tiger,

245
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and I'm as flexible

246
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as a government-insured,
zero-down,

247
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variable-rate mortgage.

248
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Who are you?

249
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What do you say
we get out of here?

250
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- What are you doing?
- Run, run!

251
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But we haven't
even paid for this.

252
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We're outlaws, baby.
Go, go!

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- That was such a rush!
- Ah!

254
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You've never stolen
anything before?

255
00:08:36,798 --> 00:08:39,301
Only the entire show of my
high-school production of "The Wiz,"

256
00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:40,392
but I don't think
that's--

257
00:08:40,572 --> 00:08:43,465
Oh, glass elevator. Should
make for an exciting view.

258
00:08:43,579 --> 00:08:45,724
It will for
the people on the street.

259
00:08:45,795 --> 00:08:46,916
Oh, my God.

260
00:08:50,074 --> 00:08:51,978
I didn't even hear them get on.

261
00:08:52,054 --> 00:08:54,057
Well, maybe it's time
for an ear cleaning.

262
00:08:54,188 --> 00:08:56,083
I don't know, you just
sluiced them out pretty good.

263
00:08:56,211 --> 00:08:57,680
I'm getting kind of hot, Phil.

264
00:08:57,778 --> 00:09:00,592
What do you say
we cool off a bit?

265
00:09:00,721 --> 00:09:02,754
Aw, that would have
been great, Juliana.

266
00:09:02,863 --> 00:09:04,883
Too bad it's after... dark.

267
00:09:04,974 --> 00:09:06,677
Sorceress.

268
00:09:06,863 --> 00:09:08,332
You were right, Juliana.

269
00:09:08,449 --> 00:09:10,674
This cool night air
is just the thing.

270
00:09:10,882 --> 00:09:12,226
Would the lady like my coat

271
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,310
so she doesn't
catch a col--

272
00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:16,777
Does that mean
what I think it does?

273
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,557
Water's a little chilly.

274
00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:23,499
Think you can come in here
and help me warm it up?

275
00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:25,931
Baby, they haven't built a pool
I couldn't warm a little.

276
00:09:28,873 --> 00:09:30,704
- Where's Cam?
- Uh, tinkling again.

277
00:09:30,845 --> 00:09:33,187
Nature calls so often, I think
she has him on speed dial.

278
00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,087
Oh, what's that?

279
00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:36,665
The motion-detector alarm
in mother's room

280
00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:38,148
in case she falls out of bed.

281
00:09:38,225 --> 00:09:39,393
I turn it on during cocktails,

282
00:09:39,469 --> 00:09:41,450
when I tend to forget
she's even there.

283
00:09:41,587 --> 00:09:43,171
- What's going on? She all right?
- Oh.

284
00:09:43,268 --> 00:09:44,860
Yeah, yeah, she's just
tossing her leg a little bit.

285
00:09:44,943 --> 00:09:46,471
Oh, that kicky thing?

286
00:09:46,555 --> 00:09:47,992
She's either having
her rockettes dream

287
00:09:48,062 --> 00:09:49,168
or her catheter's out.

288
00:09:49,248 --> 00:09:51,181
She's fine.

289
00:09:52,913 --> 00:09:54,228
Oh, we're out of ice!

290
00:09:54,316 --> 00:09:56,091
The nightmare continues!

291
00:09:57,508 --> 00:09:58,500
God.

292
00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:00,881
_

293
00:10:01,911 --> 00:10:03,237
Oh.

294
00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:04,799
Hey, I got it.

295
00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:05,655
Okay, put it back.

296
00:10:05,721 --> 00:10:06,956
I can't possibly
have heard you correctly.

297
00:10:07,036 --> 00:10:09,987
There is a box over there
with a Santangelo glass bowl

298
00:10:10,063 --> 00:10:11,222
that they got us
for our wedding.

299
00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:12,949
We'll just say that the
cheese plate was a little joke

300
00:10:13,031 --> 00:10:14,823
and that the real present
is in the other room.

301
00:10:14,903 --> 00:10:16,057
Hurry!

302
00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:18,414
You know,
your coming around today

303
00:10:18,527 --> 00:10:21,180
reminded me that Cooper and I
got you a wedding gift.

304
00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,529
You did?

305
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:25,609
Well, now, this is a surprise.

306
00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:26,944
Well, even though
it doesn't say so on it,

307
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,105
it's a fish!
Congrats.

308
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,446
Oh, my God!
Plastic olive swords?

309
00:10:32,519 --> 00:10:35,236
Carmelina, are you
trying to be deported?!

310
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:36,454
All right, I got it back.

311
00:10:36,565 --> 00:10:37,818
What is that?

312
00:10:37,909 --> 00:10:40,088
This is Anders'
wedding present to us.

313
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,177
He must have swapped it out

314
00:10:41,247 --> 00:10:43,328
when he opened that monstrosity
that he thinks we got him.

315
00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:44,998
We're getting
our painting back.

316
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,424
- Go.
- Me?

317
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,638
No, no. You've already done a recon of the room.
<i>You</i> need to do this.

318
00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:50,273
Okay, take it easy,
"Mission Impossible."

319
00:10:50,369 --> 00:10:52,016
It's a bed and a couch,
not a laser maze.

320
00:10:52,094 --> 00:10:52,723
Now get.

321
00:10:55,117 --> 00:10:58,216
A little champagne, and dinner
will be ready in 10 minutes.

322
00:10:58,294 --> 00:10:59,687
Ay, <i>thank you.</i>

323
00:10:59,799 --> 00:11:02,190
Oh, Jay, thank you so much
for my new bracelet.

324
00:11:02,284 --> 00:11:03,794
You shouldn't have.

325
00:11:03,876 --> 00:11:05,616
And speaking of jewelry
and "shouldn't haves,"

326
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,244
I was feeling sorry for Sonia,

327
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,617
and I gave her
a little trinket.

328
00:11:08,744 --> 00:11:09,944
Oh, that's so sweet.

329
00:11:10,026 --> 00:11:12,379
Yeah, but now the poor kid's
got the hots for me.

330
00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:13,294
I don't know what it is.

331
00:11:13,369 --> 00:11:15,202
Maybe I just don't know
my own power.

332
00:11:15,298 --> 00:11:16,456
I mean, you must
get that sometimes.

333
00:11:16,526 --> 00:11:17,482
Don't be mad.

334
00:11:18,717 --> 00:11:19,767
And don't be
whatever that is, either.

335
00:11:19,843 --> 00:11:21,741
She hugged me
and wouldn't let go.

336
00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:22,972
- Mm.
- It's not that crazy.

337
00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,540
This has happened before.

338
00:11:24,624 --> 00:11:25,379
Oh, yeah, that time

339
00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:27,992
when Dede's lonely sister
grabbed your leg?

340
00:11:28,075 --> 00:11:29,934
- Not lonely. She's a forest ranger.
- Mm.

341
00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:31,155
She can't be tied down.

342
00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:33,719
Look, before I shuffle back
to my bell tower,

343
00:11:33,814 --> 00:11:35,297
let me just say
I know the look.

344
00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:36,788
Ay, Jay, please.

345
00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:40,216
I'm so sorry that I didn't pay
attention to you at all today.

346
00:11:40,296 --> 00:11:42,164
And now you're all crazy.

347
00:11:42,247 --> 00:11:45,379
Gloria, I can't find
the candlesticks!

348
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,670
Ay, don't worry.
I go help you!

349
00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:50,841
Ay!

350
00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:52,056
Gloria, are you all right?

351
00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:53,323
My ankle!

352
00:11:53,497 --> 00:11:55,898
Why is Joe's toy here?

353
00:11:55,971 --> 00:11:57,803
- Oh, gee, you really twisted it, huh?
- Ay, ay, ay, ay!

354
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,177
All right, honey.
Let me get some ice on that.

355
00:11:59,298 --> 00:12:01,805
I heard a crash.
Is everything okay?

356
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,168
Yeah, Gloria turned her ankle.

357
00:12:03,259 --> 00:12:05,407
I don't know if she's gonna
make it down for dinner.

358
00:12:05,529 --> 00:12:06,981
Oh, no!

359
00:12:07,418 --> 00:12:09,220
Should I
bring your food upstairs?

360
00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:10,664
No, she just wants to rest.

361
00:12:10,762 --> 00:12:12,543
She told me
to eat with you downstairs.

362
00:12:12,622 --> 00:12:14,552
She doesn't want
to make any--

363
00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:17,262
...trouble.

364
00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:19,103
That was the most exciting night
of my life.

365
00:12:20,078 --> 00:12:21,373
Would it break the mood
if I clapped a little?

366
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,069
No, I will allow it.

367
00:12:26,869 --> 00:12:28,792
Ooh, look,
they have the good q-tips.

368
00:12:28,887 --> 00:12:30,435
I'm gonna steal us a bunch.

369
00:12:30,527 --> 00:12:31,933
I'm gonna miss Juliana.

370
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,935
That lady knows
where the bodies are buried.

371
00:12:34,028 --> 00:12:35,325
Oh, thanks, honey.

372
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,445
I know some years I miss
the mark on Valentine's day.

373
00:12:38,565 --> 00:12:40,341
This year,
I wanted to make sure--

374
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:42,482
She's just
so adventurous and surprising.

375
00:12:42,673 --> 00:12:43,667
It's like I was parched,

376
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,891
and she quenched my thirst
with a big goblet of "wow."

377
00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:48,869
Hmm. Well, we'll have to make sure
your goblet doesn't get so low

378
00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:50,452
before we fill her up again.

379
00:12:50,681 --> 00:12:52,910
I don't know what that means,
but anyway,

380
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,293
I'm kind of thinking
maybe we'll just go home.

381
00:12:55,444 --> 00:12:58,341
That showing really is early,
and I need to be sharp.

382
00:12:58,449 --> 00:12:59,380
Are you sure?

383
00:12:59,464 --> 00:13:00,500
I thought you wanted
to sleep here.

384
00:13:00,595 --> 00:13:02,794
Yeah, I got caught up
in the whole Juliana moment.

385
00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,880
Hey, would you see if there's any sewing kits?
I think we're out.

386
00:13:04,999 --> 00:13:06,213
Yeah.

387
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,269
Something was off,

388
00:13:08,345 --> 00:13:09,909
but I couldn't quite
put my finger on it.

389
00:13:10,101 --> 00:13:11,793
Claire, let's get a move on!

390
00:13:11,884 --> 00:13:13,327
I'm coming.
I'm coming. Hang on.

391
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,056
Well, look who's back.

392
00:13:15,157 --> 00:13:16,721
Oh. Yeah, well,
I would have changed,

393
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,518
but this is all I brought.

394
00:13:18,594 --> 00:13:20,421
Change?
When you're perfect?

395
00:13:20,513 --> 00:13:22,552
Oh, that's so nice.

396
00:13:22,647 --> 00:13:25,477
Oh, my, God, look at that. It
really has gotten late, hasn't it?

397
00:13:25,545 --> 00:13:28,566
Not for a lady of the evening
like yourself, Juliana.

398
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:31,258
What's say we fog up
that glass elevator again

399
00:13:31,339 --> 00:13:33,136
and grab a nightcap in the bar?

400
00:13:34,955 --> 00:13:37,281
Then I put my finger on it--

401
00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:39,679
My husband's in love
with another woman.

402
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,089
- You like that, don't you?
- Mmm, yeah.

403
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,813
- Poor Gloria, though, huh?
- She'll be fine.

404
00:13:50,145 --> 00:13:51,146
Oh, you have
a little something--

405
00:13:51,232 --> 00:13:52,535
Oh, I'll get it this time.

406
00:13:53,888 --> 00:13:54,895
Oh, excuse me.

407
00:13:59,899 --> 00:14:02,709
Oh, the soup is ready.
I'll bring some for Gloria.

408
00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:07,563
I'm not crazy, right?

409
00:14:07,665 --> 00:14:09,260
No. She's into you.

410
00:14:09,411 --> 00:14:11,304
Thank God you wandered down here
when you did.

411
00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:13,513
You see how she keeps
sliding close to me?

412
00:14:13,636 --> 00:14:15,030
It's like eating on a boat.

413
00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:16,635
It's so much worse than that.

414
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,721
It's straight out of
"Lethal Ladies."

415
00:14:18,846 --> 00:14:20,309
Look what I found in the trash.

416
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:23,018
Pictures of me and Gloria
with Gloria's head cut out?

417
00:14:23,109 --> 00:14:25,012
She literally
wants mom out of the picture.

418
00:14:25,091 --> 00:14:25,886
Hold on, amigo.

419
00:14:25,955 --> 00:14:28,067
Is she infatuated with me?
Yes.

420
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,199
Understandable, unavoidable.

421
00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:32,507
But would she actually
do something to her own--

422
00:14:32,585 --> 00:14:33,796
What?!

423
00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:35,432
She just took a bottle
out of her purse

424
00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:37,358
and sprinkled it
into mom's soup.

425
00:14:37,452 --> 00:14:39,671
Okay, that's enough
of this dumb TV show for you.

426
00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:43,022
We're talking about a
perfectly believable obsession.

427
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,628
You're trying to make this
into something that's--

428
00:14:44,681 --> 00:14:45,617
Here, Manny.

429
00:14:45,714 --> 00:14:47,733
That's for me?
What about Jay?

430
00:14:47,835 --> 00:14:48,957
Oh, it's too spicy for him.

431
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,521
I make another one just
like yours for your mother.

432
00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:53,497
- Eat it while it's hot.
- Okay.

433
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,431
Oh, my God.

434
00:14:55,539 --> 00:14:57,229
She wants me
out of the picture, too.

435
00:14:57,389 --> 00:14:58,374
Of course.

436
00:14:58,479 --> 00:15:00,135
Young woman
meets a wealthy, older man.

437
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,500
Who wants a kid in the way?

438
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,412
That's the first airtight thing
you've said today.

439
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,701
But she's not a murderer.

440
00:15:04,784 --> 00:15:05,647
Oh!

441
00:15:05,691 --> 00:15:06,823
Stella, no!

442
00:15:06,895 --> 00:15:08,364
Oh, that's nice.
You'd let<i> me</i> eat the soup.

443
00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:09,537
Just clean it up.

444
00:15:11,023 --> 00:15:12,117
Open your eyes, Jay.

445
00:15:12,219 --> 00:15:13,579
She wants you all to herself.

446
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,155
The red dress just like mom's,

447
00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:17,099
the toy she knew
mom would trip on,

448
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,402
the headless pictures?

449
00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:19,744
She's crazy!

450
00:15:20,694 --> 00:15:22,310
You think I'm crazy?

451
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,000
This is what I did
with the pictures.

452
00:15:26,082 --> 00:15:27,801
I made this Valentine
for Gloria.

453
00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:31,142
The dress
I borrowed from Gloria

454
00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:32,999
to go with
your pretty necklace.

455
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,481
And the "poison" is guasca,

456
00:15:35,563 --> 00:15:37,915
a spice I brought
from Colombia.

457
00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:40,106
And there's Stella
with the toy.

458
00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:42,018
Which she leaves
all over the house.

459
00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:43,889
There's been some
misunderstanding here,

460
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,408
but it would be so super

461
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:47,141
if you just
wouldn't mention this to--

462
00:15:47,218 --> 00:15:48,372
- Me?!
- Geez!

463
00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:50,567
As loud as these two are,
the move like cats.

464
00:15:50,665 --> 00:15:52,764
I heard everything
on the baby monitor.

465
00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:55,766
How can you say these things
about my sister?

466
00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,846
I was just trying
to be nice, Jay.

467
00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:00,394
I will call a cab
and wait at the airport.

468
00:16:00,747 --> 00:16:03,269
Now I know what your family
really thinks of me.

469
00:16:03,352 --> 00:16:04,888
Sonia, wait!
Ay!

470
00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:08,952
I have been working on fixing
my relationship with Sonia

471
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,110
the whole week,

472
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,455
and because you think
you're a sex machine,

473
00:16:12,544 --> 00:16:13,881
you have ruined everything.

474
00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:16,121
I'm sorry.
I'll talk to her.

475
00:16:19,842 --> 00:16:21,527
Sonia, I'm an idiot.

476
00:16:22,143 --> 00:16:24,975
I jumped to some
crazy conclusions today.

477
00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:27,226
I mean, I could say
it's because of Valentine's

478
00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:28,247
or, I don't know,

479
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:30,244
me feeling a little neglected,

480
00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:31,737
but I know
you could never--

481
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,113
Kiss me.

482
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,643
Yes, because you're my
sister-in-law and, uh--

483
00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:38,373
We hid it perfectly, Jay!

484
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,132
Sonia, wait!

485
00:16:39,221 --> 00:16:40,115
We've waited long enough!

486
00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:42,546
One night with me,
and you'll forget all about her.

487
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,013
She doesn't appreciate you.

488
00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:45,480
I hear how you fight!

489
00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:46,461
That's just how we talk.

490
00:16:46,601 --> 00:16:48,591
Give in to it, Jay.
We both--

491
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,380
Oh, no.

492
00:16:50,763 --> 00:16:52,129
Aah!

493
00:16:52,259 --> 00:16:55,110
I knew it!

494
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,659
How dare do you try
to steal the life

495
00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,150
that I stole from you?!

496
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,926
Let him go, Gloria!
I love him!

497
00:17:00,993 --> 00:17:01,772
Never!

498
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:03,849
He's my husband,
and I love him more!

499
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,129
Ladies, ladies, stop.

500
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,667
W-who are you?

501
00:17:12,761 --> 00:17:14,693
I-I-I'm a friend
of you son's.

502
00:17:14,774 --> 00:17:17,344
Oh, thank goodness.

503
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:19,855
I twisted my neck,
and I need my pillow.

504
00:17:19,946 --> 00:17:21,142
I'm in agony.

505
00:17:22,638 --> 00:17:24,714
Yes, mother moving in
was inconvenient,

506
00:17:24,797 --> 00:17:26,976
but what did he want me to do,
just get rid of her?

507
00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:27,830
Who does that?

508
00:17:27,898 --> 00:17:30,709
I mean, a ghoul, that's who.

509
00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:33,107
- Oh, no!
- What's wrong?

510
00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:36,394
Uh-- oh, nothing. I was
just reliving the moment

511
00:17:36,475 --> 00:17:38,088
you told us about you
and Cooper. Aww.

512
00:17:38,178 --> 00:17:39,636
You're so dear.

513
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:43,358
You know that-- that fish
I gave you and Mitchell?

514
00:17:43,455 --> 00:17:45,730
That really wasn't the gift
we picked out for you.

515
00:17:45,809 --> 00:17:47,429
- Really?
- No, I was just being mean.

516
00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:50,345
It's just that, when I saw
that cheese plate, I just--

517
00:17:50,594 --> 00:17:51,728
Wait a minute.
Did--

518
00:17:51,888 --> 00:17:53,725
did you give us that
because Cooper and I

519
00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:56,573
talked about opening up
a little cheese shop?

520
00:17:56,672 --> 00:17:58,049
Yes!
Why else?

521
00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,700
How sweet!

522
00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:01,527
Carmelina's probably
halfway home with it,

523
00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:04,082
but I can make her walk back.

524
00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:06,924
And this...

525
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:08,900
This is for you.

526
00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:11,027
We really
were so happy for you.

527
00:18:11,102 --> 00:18:12,771
Oh, Anders.

528
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,547
Well, we should probably get
going, but look who is up.

529
00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:17,377
- Oh!
- Mother, where's your hat?

530
00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:20,009
- Oh.
- Look, Anders gave us the bowl after all.

531
00:18:20,089 --> 00:18:21,412
It's a good thing you
couldn't get the painting.

532
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,508
We couldn't take it now.

533
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:23,958
Well, enjoy the bowl.

534
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,995
It's about time you boys had
something pretty in the house.

535
00:18:27,985 --> 00:18:28,968
Ow.

536
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,020
Oh, you're fine.

537
00:18:30,146 --> 00:18:31,262
I love you.

538
00:18:34,766 --> 00:18:36,090
Your husband's
noticing another woman,

539
00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:37,982
there's only one thing
to do--

540
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,692
step up your game.

541
00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:41,502
I just can't wait
to get in a hot bath

542
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,383
and soak this infected toenail.

543
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:46,553
It's much easier just to
take the other bitch down.

544
00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:50,310
Well, I-I like
the sound of that bath.

545
00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:54,309
I assume the tub will be ringed
with scented candles?

546
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:57,371
Oh, well, I've got candles.
I got candles everywhere.

547
00:18:57,487 --> 00:19:00,058
Ever since my boyfriend
stopped paying my bills,

548
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,484
they turned off
the electricity.

549
00:19:04,658 --> 00:19:07,852
Leaving us to generate
our own electricity.

550
00:19:08,123 --> 00:19:09,779
Although, candles can be nice

551
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:12,673
if you're in the mood for,
say, some dirty dancing.

552
00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:13,689
Oh, I hate that movie.

553
00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:15,110
What?!

554
00:19:15,561 --> 00:19:17,752
- There I must passionately disagree.
- Huh.

555
00:19:17,905 --> 00:19:19,768
Or was that your game
all along?

556
00:19:20,815 --> 00:19:22,948
Okay, if it's an argument
you want, fine.

557
00:19:23,069 --> 00:19:24,037
Fine!

558
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,117
Of course Johnny's
gonna fall for Baby

559
00:19:26,162 --> 00:19:28,053
because he's this big, dreamy
country bumpkin

560
00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:29,991
and she is
the shiny, new thing.

561
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,035
But what happens
when the movie is over,

562
00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:34,722
when he really
gets to know her, huh?

563
00:19:34,832 --> 00:19:36,234
Two weeks out of
the catskills, and it's,

564
00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:37,687
"You wearing that again, Baby?

565
00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:39,260
You borrow
my razor again, Baby?

566
00:19:39,365 --> 00:19:41,990
Isn't two glasses
enough, Baby?"

567
00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:45,447
Trust me, he is no longer
having the time of his life.

568
00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:48,027
Juliana.

569
00:19:48,431 --> 00:19:49,861
- Juliana, wait.
- No.

570
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,227
Honestly, it is
one minute to 12:00, Phil.

571
00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:53,538
Valentine's day is over.

572
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,671
Not quite.

573
00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:58,331
I can't see you anymore.

574
00:19:58,817 --> 00:19:59,780
What?

575
00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:00,777
I can't believe I'm saying this

576
00:20:00,952 --> 00:20:03,944
because you're the most intoxicating
woman a man could ever meet.

577
00:20:04,976 --> 00:20:06,834
But, by some cosmic miracle,

578
00:20:06,902 --> 00:20:07,953
there's a woman in that house

579
00:20:08,028 --> 00:20:09,554
I still find
as sexy and exciting

580
00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:11,101
as the first day I met her.

581
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,244
I should probably let her know
that more often than I do.

582
00:20:15,312 --> 00:20:16,850
That's my bad.

583
00:20:17,391 --> 00:20:18,080
But, point is,

584
00:20:18,158 --> 00:20:20,630
a guy like me gets that lucky,
he quits while he's ahead.

585
00:20:21,937 --> 00:20:23,450
Well...

586
00:20:23,885 --> 00:20:26,322
It sounds to me
like she's the lucky one.

587
00:20:26,932 --> 00:20:28,767
Goodbye, Juliana.

588
00:20:30,842 --> 00:20:31,958
Where are you going?

589
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,037
Sorry.
Aren't-- aren't we--

590
00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:34,230
Don't-- don't beg.

591
00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:35,611
It's beneath you.

592
00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:36,608
Um, but I--

593
00:20:36,676 --> 00:20:38,781
Please, go.
My wife will see you.

594
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:40,990
Go?
Go where?

595
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:43,204
Don't make this harder
than it is.

596
00:20:45,489 --> 00:20:46,652
Okay.

597
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,448
Juliana, no.

598
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,474
Phil!

599
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:54,409
Phil!
Really?!

600
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:56,393
Aah!

601
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:06,125
Best Valentine's day ever.
Best Valentine's day ever.

602
00:21:18,336 --> 00:21:19,648
You know, I don't know
why you're so happy.

603
00:21:19,716 --> 00:21:22,472
I have tried the Santangelo
in six different places

604
00:21:22,536 --> 00:21:24,991
and it just makes me
hate everything in our house!

605
00:21:25,098 --> 00:21:26,110
We're moving.

606
00:21:27,238 --> 00:21:30,701
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