1 00:00:00,305 --> 00:00:02,791 Ahh, breakfast lasagna! 2 00:00:02,816 --> 00:00:03,916 Great call, honey. 3 00:00:03,951 --> 00:00:05,107 Stay away from it. 4 00:00:05,132 --> 00:00:06,248 It's for everybody tonight. 5 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:07,459 That's two meals away. 6 00:00:09,089 --> 00:00:10,132 Hello. 7 00:00:10,157 --> 00:00:12,324 Hey, Colonel, what's up? 8 00:00:12,393 --> 00:00:14,681 Mommy, could Ivan come for dinner? 9 00:00:14,706 --> 00:00:15,782 No, seņor, 10 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,651 'cause tonight the whole family is coming over for dinner, 11 00:00:18,676 --> 00:00:21,912 'cause we're gonna vote on where we're going on vacation this year. 12 00:00:21,937 --> 00:00:23,279 A vote with a moral stain on it, 13 00:00:23,304 --> 00:00:25,570 since ballots are reserved for land-owning adults. 14 00:00:25,606 --> 00:00:29,034 Because nobody wants to go to the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe. 15 00:00:29,059 --> 00:00:32,182 Damn Colonel screwed me and took his name off my petition. 16 00:00:32,207 --> 00:00:34,682 I'm trying to overturn this dumb rule the club passed 17 00:00:34,707 --> 00:00:37,214 banning cigars within 40 feet of the main lodge. 18 00:00:37,239 --> 00:00:39,057 When my country passed a law 19 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,449 that allowed them to drown 14 year olds, 20 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:43,161 you said, "These things happen." 21 00:00:43,186 --> 00:00:46,190 I just bought a box of El Conquistador Especiales. 22 00:00:46,215 --> 00:00:48,963 And they deserve to be smoked in a fine leather chair, 23 00:00:48,988 --> 00:00:51,369 not out by the fountain in some heavily-spidered area. 24 00:00:51,394 --> 00:00:53,037 I don't want this in my house. 25 00:00:53,062 --> 00:00:54,962 Can't smoke at home, can't smoke at the club. 26 00:00:55,031 --> 00:00:56,697 Maybe Stella has room in her doghouse. 27 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:59,066 Where is she, anyway? Haven't seen her since the morning. 28 00:00:59,091 --> 00:01:00,901 I don't know where Stella is. 29 00:01:01,035 --> 00:01:02,432 I think it has something to do 30 00:01:02,457 --> 00:01:04,090 with the shock collar that I had to put on her 31 00:01:04,115 --> 00:01:06,168 because she kept running away. 32 00:01:06,193 --> 00:01:09,487 Maybe I tell Jay that I thought it was a necklace. 33 00:01:09,512 --> 00:01:11,879 He was the one who wanted to pierce her ears. 34 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:14,248 Hey sweetie, your breakfast is on the table. 35 00:01:14,273 --> 00:01:15,707 Ah, what's this? Oh! 36 00:01:15,754 --> 00:01:17,818 Ooh, let me guess. The guy in the cologne ad. 37 00:01:17,843 --> 00:01:19,320 I've named him. It's Giovanni. 38 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:20,388 He's in love with me. 39 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,722 Well, he's leaving you for me. 40 00:01:21,747 --> 00:01:24,225 I'm sorry. We never meant for it to happen. 41 00:01:25,427 --> 00:01:27,364 - What's that? - Toast, toast is done. 42 00:01:27,389 --> 00:01:29,197 Those Russian brothers who are renting the unit upstairs, 43 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,277 - are they... - Gone. 44 00:01:30,302 --> 00:01:32,518 Because it's already been 30 days, okay? 45 00:01:32,543 --> 00:01:33,912 And the rules are very clear. 46 00:01:33,937 --> 00:01:36,214 I know all about squatter's rights, Mitchell. 47 00:01:36,239 --> 00:01:37,972 Why do you always have to treat me 48 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:39,559 like I'm some irresponsible... 49 00:01:39,584 --> 00:01:40,908 Idiot! 50 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:42,643 The Russian brothers wanted one more night. 51 00:01:42,679 --> 00:01:44,656 So I took cash, and I didn't tell Mitchell, 52 00:01:44,681 --> 00:01:45,947 and now they won't leave. 53 00:01:46,015 --> 00:01:47,981 We have squatters. 54 00:01:48,184 --> 00:01:50,484 First termites, now squatters. 55 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,095 At least the termites weren't my fault. 56 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,022 Look at this beautiful side table 57 00:01:55,047 --> 00:01:57,068 somebody just left on the street. 58 00:01:57,093 --> 00:02:00,161 - Oh, do you need a hand? - No, it's like ridiculously light. 59 00:02:01,434 --> 00:02:04,221 - Flapjacks for mi amore? - Oh, grazie. 60 00:02:04,246 --> 00:02:05,600 Ugh. I don't know what's more syrupy... 61 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:07,332 you two or Luke's chin. 62 00:02:08,104 --> 00:02:10,104 That's weird. I haven't had breakfast yet. 63 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,316 You'll have to excuse us. 64 00:02:11,341 --> 00:02:14,041 Your father and I watched a very romantic movie last night. 65 00:02:14,066 --> 00:02:15,209 Okay, Google, 66 00:02:15,234 --> 00:02:18,409 play the soundtrack to "Spaghetti for Pepe." 67 00:02:18,434 --> 00:02:19,190 - Playing soundtrack. - Ooh. 68 00:02:19,215 --> 00:02:20,316 Mi scusa. 69 00:02:22,218 --> 00:02:24,277 Whoa. Watch the new kicks. 70 00:02:24,302 --> 00:02:26,687 What? You have another pair of new sneakers? 71 00:02:26,723 --> 00:02:28,481 What is that job at the club paying you? 72 00:02:28,506 --> 00:02:29,557 It's the tips, Mom. 73 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:32,093 There's this one lady, hold the door for her... 10 bucks. 74 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:34,293 Bring her an ice tea with lemon, another 10 bucks. 75 00:02:34,318 --> 00:02:36,338 Best tips I ever made was when we passed the hat 76 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:39,112 after a performance of my improv group, "Rule of Three." 77 00:02:39,137 --> 00:02:41,302 We were known for our sketches, song parodies, 78 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,680 and full-frontal nudity. 79 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:44,612 Uhp. 80 00:02:44,637 --> 00:02:45,673 Hello? 81 00:02:45,742 --> 00:02:47,485 You are all out of orange juice. 82 00:02:47,510 --> 00:02:49,137 I understand. 83 00:02:49,356 --> 00:02:51,581 I have to go out for orange juice. 84 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,457 Yes, I understand. 85 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:55,950 I have to go out for orange juice. 86 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:57,231 Mitchell? 87 00:02:57,256 --> 00:02:59,256 I have to go out for orange juice. 88 00:03:10,597 --> 00:03:14,410 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 89 00:03:15,004 --> 00:03:16,504 Thank you for coming. 90 00:03:16,559 --> 00:03:18,744 I have a problem with Russians. 91 00:03:18,769 --> 00:03:20,335 Being married to a Pritchett is great. 92 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,160 - So great! - The best! 93 00:03:22,185 --> 00:03:24,373 But they can be a... a tad judgmental. 94 00:03:24,398 --> 00:03:26,352 - Almost punitive. - They are monsters. 95 00:03:26,377 --> 00:03:29,045 That's why the three of us formed a... a secret alliance 96 00:03:29,070 --> 00:03:31,692 to help each other cover up our... our little mistakes. 97 00:03:31,717 --> 00:03:33,668 Like back in December, when I hastily purchased 98 00:03:33,693 --> 00:03:36,082 an expensive prop for an open house. 99 00:03:36,426 --> 00:03:37,766 Thanks so much for hiding it. 100 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:38,823 Claire would kill me. 101 00:03:38,848 --> 00:03:40,551 And it's only till Monday, when I can return it. 102 00:03:40,576 --> 00:03:41,832 Don't worry. 103 00:03:41,857 --> 00:03:43,535 Ay, Ay! 104 00:03:45,801 --> 00:03:47,596 Hi! 105 00:03:47,621 --> 00:03:50,809 Oh, welcome home! 106 00:03:50,841 --> 00:03:53,285 - You're so early, right? - Not really. 107 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:56,649 There is that smile that I love. 108 00:03:56,674 --> 00:03:58,874 - Why don't you take me to lunch? - Okay. 109 00:03:58,899 --> 00:04:00,019 What happened here, anyway? 110 00:04:00,044 --> 00:04:01,902 You get into Joe's scented markers again? 111 00:04:03,832 --> 00:04:07,402 So now, I have scary Russian squatters who won't leave. 112 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:09,995 We'll have a small window when Mitchell goes to the gym. 113 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,049 He usually stretches, 114 00:04:11,074 --> 00:04:12,262 takes a lap around the locker room, 115 00:04:12,287 --> 00:04:13,300 and then gets a smoothie. 116 00:04:13,325 --> 00:04:15,590 You two deal with the Russians, and I'll keep Mitch distracted. 117 00:04:15,615 --> 00:04:17,120 - Anything else? - Yes. 118 00:04:17,145 --> 00:04:18,252 Our gate is broken, 119 00:04:18,277 --> 00:04:20,573 and Stella keeps getting out in the street. 120 00:04:20,598 --> 00:04:22,112 I bought her a shock collar. 121 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,909 I thought about getting one when Luke was younger. 122 00:04:23,934 --> 00:04:25,987 Claire ended up just shaking a can of pennies at him. 123 00:04:26,012 --> 00:04:27,606 It spooked her and she's hiding. 124 00:04:27,631 --> 00:04:30,612 We need to find her before Jay does and sees the collar. 125 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:33,502 He has warned me many times not to get one because they are cruel. 126 00:04:33,527 --> 00:04:35,487 All right, we'll deal with the Russians first, 127 00:04:35,512 --> 00:04:37,268 then come find Stella before the big vote. 128 00:04:37,293 --> 00:04:39,660 We do not have much time. We need to go. 129 00:04:40,395 --> 00:04:42,662 I actually ordered a sandwich. 130 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:48,016 - Is Rainer not here yet? - Oh no, he is. 131 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:50,432 He, uh, signed a head shot I didn't ask for, 132 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,035 and then went to the bathroom. 133 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,301 There's his daughter. 134 00:04:54,973 --> 00:04:56,745 I've never met a boyfriend's daughter before. 135 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:58,206 I mean, I went out with Stacy's dad, 136 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,761 but I've known her since, like, kindergarten. 137 00:04:59,786 --> 00:05:01,820 You're nervous? I mean, how could this go wrong? 138 00:05:01,845 --> 00:05:03,323 She's a teenage girl. That's when you peaked. 139 00:05:03,348 --> 00:05:04,424 I know. 140 00:05:04,449 --> 00:05:05,596 I guess I just really like this guy, 141 00:05:05,621 --> 00:05:06,846 and I want to be able to show him 142 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:08,947 I can fit into the more complicated parts of his life. 143 00:05:08,972 --> 00:05:10,038 Hey, princess. 144 00:05:10,063 --> 00:05:11,371 - Hey! - Hey! 145 00:05:11,396 --> 00:05:13,665 Six people filmed me arguing with that meter maid, 146 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:15,300 and no one caught this adorable moment? 147 00:05:15,369 --> 00:05:16,926 Mwah. 148 00:05:17,639 --> 00:05:20,196 - So, you must be April. - Uh, yeah? 149 00:05:20,265 --> 00:05:22,165 April, tone. 150 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:23,310 I'll grab a chair. 151 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:27,426 Sorry. That's work. Gotta take that. 152 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:30,183 Anyways, I'm Haley, your dad's, uh... 153 00:05:30,208 --> 00:05:31,683 - Latest? - Yes! 154 00:05:31,752 --> 00:05:33,769 Flash flood in the Mohave, they need me to cover. 155 00:05:33,794 --> 00:05:36,346 The water's already ramp high at the senior center. 156 00:05:36,415 --> 00:05:38,035 You know, a puppy floats by on a pizza box, 157 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,301 this could be national. 158 00:05:39,326 --> 00:05:41,096 Oops, snakes. Our day! 159 00:05:41,121 --> 00:05:42,440 I'll just go to Mom and Jeff's. 160 00:05:42,465 --> 00:05:44,596 No, no, we were supposed to get to know each other today. 161 00:05:44,621 --> 00:05:46,440 Um, I can watch you. 162 00:05:46,465 --> 00:05:48,379 - Because I'm 4? - Oh, tone. 163 00:05:48,404 --> 00:05:49,423 Are you sure? 164 00:05:49,448 --> 00:05:51,013 Yes. Girls day. We'll meet you later. 165 00:05:51,038 --> 00:05:53,621 Oh, okay, thank you for understanding, sweetie. 166 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:55,040 - No problem. - No problem. 167 00:05:56,366 --> 00:05:57,586 Tragedy strikes. 168 00:05:57,611 --> 00:05:59,077 Dozens dead. 169 00:05:59,102 --> 00:06:00,116 Tragedy strikes. 170 00:06:00,141 --> 00:06:01,472 Dozens dead. 171 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:04,783 And our final order of business is our entry 172 00:06:04,808 --> 00:06:07,506 to this year's Expo Internacional du Closet. 173 00:06:07,531 --> 00:06:09,854 - What do we got? - Okay, so we all know 174 00:06:09,879 --> 00:06:12,257 that Europeans prefer strong but simple lines... 175 00:06:12,282 --> 00:06:13,402 - Mm-hmm. - ... which is why I think 176 00:06:13,427 --> 00:06:15,193 that we should go with the Trafalgar. 177 00:06:15,262 --> 00:06:17,308 Interesting. 178 00:06:17,564 --> 00:06:18,907 It's sturdy, dependable. 179 00:06:18,955 --> 00:06:21,752 On the other hand, the Matterhorn is a chance to shake things up. 180 00:06:21,777 --> 00:06:23,627 Think about what the Danes did in '02. 181 00:06:23,652 --> 00:06:25,470 Also valid. 182 00:06:25,762 --> 00:06:27,238 It's bold, innovative. 183 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:30,442 Ah, gotta take this. 184 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,838 Civil rights issue over at the club I have to deal with. 185 00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:34,746 - Hello. - What's so funny? 186 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:36,549 - What are you laughing at? - It's so cute... 187 00:06:36,574 --> 00:06:38,583 how nervous you are about your first expo. 188 00:06:38,652 --> 00:06:39,894 It's like every time we throw out an idea, 189 00:06:39,919 --> 00:06:42,220 you have to look to see what your dad is thinking. 190 00:06:42,245 --> 00:06:43,440 I don't do that. 191 00:06:43,465 --> 00:06:44,877 I-I-I don't do that at all, Dom. 192 00:06:44,902 --> 00:06:46,408 Maybe you do that with your dad. So... 193 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:48,902 Gary won't sign my petition unless I sign his. 194 00:06:48,927 --> 00:06:50,005 It'll be a cold day in hell 195 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:52,676 before that hippie tees off in flip-flops. 196 00:06:53,443 --> 00:06:54,843 Where were we? 197 00:06:54,868 --> 00:06:56,835 I was just about to make my decision 198 00:06:56,860 --> 00:07:01,406 between the Trafalgar and the Matterhorn. 199 00:07:01,461 --> 00:07:02,794 Mm-hmm. 200 00:07:02,819 --> 00:07:05,211 I got the power suit, the corner office. 201 00:07:05,278 --> 00:07:07,045 A closet doesn't get installed in this town 202 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,413 without me knowing about it. 203 00:07:08,438 --> 00:07:10,869 But one important decision, and suddenly... 204 00:07:10,894 --> 00:07:13,061 I'm this pig-tailed little girl in Mary Janes 205 00:07:13,086 --> 00:07:16,096 looking to Daddy to tell me I'm smart. 206 00:07:16,121 --> 00:07:19,401 Uh... it's too important a decision to make right now. 207 00:07:19,426 --> 00:07:21,457 I'm just gonna take the rest of the day to think about it. 208 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,362 Okay, but Munich needs to know by 5:00. 209 00:07:23,387 --> 00:07:26,664 I know, but this is a tough choice. 210 00:07:26,689 --> 00:07:28,051 Is it? 211 00:07:30,931 --> 00:07:32,475 Hey, I brought your clothes for tonight. 212 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,281 Oh, thank you honey, that's so sweet. 213 00:07:34,306 --> 00:07:36,335 - How's it going with, um... - The wi-fi won't work, 214 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,453 and this whole place smells like Cup O' Noodles. 215 00:07:38,478 --> 00:07:40,742 Mom, this is April, Rainer's daughter. 216 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:42,414 - Pleasure to meet you. - Hi. 217 00:07:42,439 --> 00:07:44,046 So, I'm gonna look for a ladies' room. 218 00:07:44,071 --> 00:07:45,369 Do they have those in factories? 219 00:07:45,438 --> 00:07:47,438 Uh, we do, yes. It's just down the hall. 220 00:07:47,463 --> 00:07:49,241 - Just down the hall. - Thanks, echo. 221 00:07:52,745 --> 00:07:53,788 What's so funny? 222 00:07:53,813 --> 00:07:56,453 Oh, just you dealing with a teenage girl. 223 00:07:56,478 --> 00:07:57,993 Not as easy as it looks, is it? 224 00:07:58,018 --> 00:07:59,894 Excuse me. I'm doing just fine. 225 00:07:59,919 --> 00:08:01,252 Hey, kiddo. 226 00:08:01,277 --> 00:08:03,331 We gonna see you tonight for the big vacation vote? 227 00:08:03,356 --> 00:08:05,967 You bet. Mind if I bring an unbearable teenager? 228 00:08:05,992 --> 00:08:07,078 What's one more. 229 00:08:07,103 --> 00:08:08,960 Listen, I'm gonna run over to the club 230 00:08:08,985 --> 00:08:10,208 and scare up one last signature 231 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:11,571 - for my cigar petition. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 232 00:08:11,596 --> 00:08:14,465 Oh, have you decided on what closet for the expo? 233 00:08:14,534 --> 00:08:16,946 - 'Cause I was thinking... - No! No, no, no. No, thank you. 234 00:08:16,971 --> 00:08:19,770 I will let you know when I have made my decision. 235 00:08:19,795 --> 00:08:21,839 Sure. Sandwich looks good. 236 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:22,946 Does it? Does it look good to you? 237 00:08:22,971 --> 00:08:24,517 'Cause that doesn't mean it's a good sandwich. 238 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:26,576 It's not. As a matter of fact, it's not a good sandwich. 239 00:08:26,601 --> 00:08:28,007 All right! 240 00:08:28,032 --> 00:08:29,658 - See you guys later tonight. - Uh-huh. 241 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,314 - Just do it. - Okay. 242 00:08:36,256 --> 00:08:37,588 Luke? 243 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:39,157 Buddy? 244 00:08:40,485 --> 00:08:43,628 Kevin, was that my grandson taking off in that sportscar? 245 00:08:43,696 --> 00:08:44,869 Yeah, it was. 246 00:08:44,894 --> 00:08:46,898 That's quite a spin on that response. What's going on? 247 00:08:46,966 --> 00:08:49,267 Maggie Braithwait has some work for him to do around her house. 248 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:50,439 She's got an eye for the young ones. 249 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:51,501 Should I be worried? 250 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,970 She might try and pressure him a little, but... 251 00:08:52,995 --> 00:08:54,493 Luke's a smart kid, right? 252 00:08:56,643 --> 00:08:57,875 Damn it. 253 00:08:58,567 --> 00:08:59,888 Oh, thank God you're here. 254 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:01,890 I can hear the Russians upstairs laughing at democracy. 255 00:09:01,915 --> 00:09:04,415 - All right, shall we? - No. I work alone. 256 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,617 If you hear two bodies hit the floor, it's done. 257 00:09:06,686 --> 00:09:09,183 If you hear three, one tried to get back up. 258 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:10,607 Okay... 259 00:09:11,524 --> 00:09:13,544 Oh! I'm so sorry! 260 00:09:13,569 --> 00:09:14,630 Phil! 261 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,627 Oh, Mitchell! 262 00:09:16,696 --> 00:09:18,840 Wow, that's crazy. Is... is this your gym? 263 00:09:18,865 --> 00:09:19,897 - Yeah. - Oh. 264 00:09:19,922 --> 00:09:21,309 I was just heading into the post office. 265 00:09:21,334 --> 00:09:22,977 You mind keeping me company? They're always quick. 266 00:09:23,002 --> 00:09:24,602 Oh, well, actually, I gotta... 267 00:09:24,704 --> 00:09:25,958 I don't have my keys. 268 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,305 Oh, I must have dropped them. 269 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:29,040 Oh, no. Well, I'll... I'll help you check the gym. 270 00:09:29,065 --> 00:09:31,263 You remember what machines you were using? 271 00:09:32,245 --> 00:09:33,578 All of them. 272 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,661 We scoured that gym. 273 00:09:37,142 --> 00:09:39,052 It actually did take a crazy long time, 274 00:09:39,077 --> 00:09:40,985 because Mitchell kept getting lost. 275 00:09:41,087 --> 00:09:43,120 But I still needed a little more time. 276 00:09:43,189 --> 00:09:45,793 Ugh, sorry that took so long. 277 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:48,326 I can't pass up a library book sale. 278 00:09:48,361 --> 00:09:50,061 I mean, a dollar for as many magazines 279 00:09:50,086 --> 00:09:51,395 as you can fit in the car. 280 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:53,731 Yeah, National Geo... 281 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,600 Land of Savages. 282 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,130 How old are these? 283 00:09:57,155 --> 00:09:58,193 Hi, honey. 284 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:00,880 Hey, Phil, I know you already went to the store for O.J. this morning, 285 00:10:00,905 --> 00:10:02,417 but can you go back and grab some wine for tonight? 286 00:10:02,442 --> 00:10:03,574 You got it. 287 00:10:03,676 --> 00:10:04,842 Ciao, bella. 288 00:10:04,911 --> 00:10:06,611 You went out for orange juice this morning? 289 00:10:06,713 --> 00:10:08,746 That's a coincidence. Cam did too. 290 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:10,725 That is a coincidence. That's... that's really... 291 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:14,092 _ 292 00:10:14,349 --> 00:10:15,482 _ 293 00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:18,489 Every day, I take Joe to a park in a Russian neighborhood. 294 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:19,601 We like it there. 295 00:10:19,636 --> 00:10:21,161 I have picked up a few phrases 296 00:10:21,186 --> 00:10:23,828 that the Russian nannies tell to the Russian kids. 297 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,052 _ 298 00:10:26,077 --> 00:10:27,077 _ 299 00:10:27,099 --> 00:10:29,232 _ 300 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:31,997 _ 301 00:10:32,178 --> 00:10:36,357 _ 302 00:10:36,888 --> 00:10:39,185 _ 303 00:10:40,193 --> 00:10:41,974 _ 304 00:10:42,138 --> 00:10:44,779 _ 305 00:10:45,381 --> 00:10:47,380 _ 306 00:10:49,029 --> 00:10:51,200 _ 307 00:10:51,599 --> 00:10:53,257 Well, it's pretty simple, Mitch. 308 00:10:53,282 --> 00:10:54,365 You just touch everything, 309 00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:55,902 and then when the tow truck guy shows up 310 00:10:55,927 --> 00:10:57,038 and sees your dirty paws, 311 00:10:57,063 --> 00:10:58,229 he knows you're a pro. 312 00:10:58,297 --> 00:11:00,880 Also, say "fan belt" as often as you... 313 00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,299 Mitchell? 314 00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:03,935 Mitchell? 315 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:06,804 - Hello. - The red panda's left the zoo. 316 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:08,949 - Red panda? - Mitchell's code name! 317 00:11:08,974 --> 00:11:11,252 I stalled him for as long as I could, and he got away. 318 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,560 Okay, well, how much time do I have? 319 00:11:13,593 --> 00:11:15,220 I'm not sure. I don't really know where I am. 320 00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:16,247 All I can see is... 321 00:11:16,272 --> 00:11:18,138 - Oh, there's your house. - What? 322 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,941 - Cam. - Hi, sweetheart! 323 00:11:20,019 --> 00:11:21,691 Save the Southern charm, Scarlett. 324 00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:22,763 Phil was clearly... 325 00:11:22,788 --> 00:11:24,098 - just trying to keep me from here. - What? 326 00:11:24,123 --> 00:11:25,133 Yeah, I-I lost my keys, 327 00:11:25,158 --> 00:11:27,318 and sudden... suddenly he shows up and... 328 00:11:27,627 --> 00:11:29,827 Does this have something to do with the thud we heard upstairs? 329 00:11:29,852 --> 00:11:31,339 Mitchell, I... I say this with love, 330 00:11:31,364 --> 00:11:33,191 but you're coming unhinged. 331 00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:34,765 The suspicions, the accusations, 332 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:37,113 the mechanical sexual performance... 333 00:11:37,138 --> 00:11:38,736 Where has Mitchell gone? 334 00:11:38,805 --> 00:11:40,037 Yeah, I'm... but I'm not a doctor, 335 00:11:40,073 --> 00:11:41,388 so if you think something's going on upstairs, 336 00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:42,907 by all means, let's go take a look. 337 00:11:42,975 --> 00:11:44,075 You know, on the other hand, 338 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,967 if I were a doctor, 339 00:11:46,154 --> 00:11:47,445 I would say, 340 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,747 "What's up with all the conspiracy theories?" 341 00:11:49,849 --> 00:11:52,116 It's textbook paranoia. 342 00:11:52,185 --> 00:11:53,966 Everyone's talking about it. 343 00:11:53,991 --> 00:11:56,554 But again, not a doctor, so shall we? 344 00:11:59,079 --> 00:12:00,112 Huh. 345 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:03,461 Well, you know, there are 30 different ways to say "I'm sorry" in Russian. 346 00:12:03,486 --> 00:12:04,593 I'm sorry. 347 00:12:04,618 --> 00:12:06,564 Maybe I was being paranoid. 348 00:12:06,589 --> 00:12:07,677 Apology accepted, 349 00:12:07,702 --> 00:12:10,534 and I'm sorry for calling your lovemaking mechanical. 350 00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:12,777 I actually really like your shy, school teacher character. 351 00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:21,946 El Conquistador Especial. 352 00:12:21,971 --> 00:12:23,380 My dad's brand. 353 00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:25,382 That doesn't explain the lipstick, though. 354 00:12:25,418 --> 00:12:27,718 No, my dad won't even wear Chapstick. 355 00:12:27,787 --> 00:12:29,688 He says it's a gateway balm. 356 00:12:32,922 --> 00:12:33,935 - Grandpa? - Oh, geez. 357 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,413 I knew I should have run that yellow. 358 00:12:35,438 --> 00:12:36,494 Where's your shirt? 359 00:12:36,529 --> 00:12:38,496 Mrs. Braithwait wanted me to move some boxes, 360 00:12:38,521 --> 00:12:40,698 and told me to take it off so it didn't get dirty. 361 00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:42,566 But I kinda feel dirty anyway. 362 00:12:42,602 --> 00:12:44,368 Grab your shirt. We're leaving. 363 00:12:44,504 --> 00:12:48,344 Luke, let's get those dirty, tight pants in the wash. 364 00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:49,640 Oh, hello. 365 00:12:49,742 --> 00:12:52,610 How are ya? I'm here to pick up my barely-legal grandson. 366 00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:53,913 I recognize you. 367 00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:55,571 From the club, right? You're the one... 368 00:12:55,596 --> 00:12:57,741 fighting that silly new cigar rule. 369 00:12:57,984 --> 00:12:59,641 Excuse me? Where'd you put my shirt? 370 00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:01,863 Give us a minute, kid. It is a dumb rule, isn't it. 371 00:13:01,888 --> 00:13:03,203 It's terrible. 372 00:13:03,228 --> 00:13:05,823 My late husband loved smoking in the main lodge. 373 00:13:05,858 --> 00:13:07,445 Is that whose cologne you made me put on? 374 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:09,026 Hey, hey, hey. Boxes, right? 375 00:13:09,128 --> 00:13:10,600 I've got a petition here. 376 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,496 Why don't you read it quick? You might want to sign it. 377 00:13:12,565 --> 00:13:14,702 Oh, I'm not sure now's such a good time. 378 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,544 My neck is so... 379 00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:17,645 Luke, get in there. 380 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,727 Put your magic fingers to work. 381 00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:26,531 Mm. How do you know my body this well? 382 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,112 Right there on the "X." 383 00:13:28,214 --> 00:13:29,380 Ooh... 384 00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:31,816 Oh, you seem relaxed. I should stop. 385 00:13:31,841 --> 00:13:33,450 Not just yet. 386 00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:36,153 If it would be easier, just hold the pen, 387 00:13:36,189 --> 00:13:38,709 and I will move the paper underneath. 388 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:41,491 If I'd have known you were this good, I would have had you do my feet. 389 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,717 He's gonna get there. He's working his way down. 390 00:13:43,742 --> 00:13:44,763 Ahh. 391 00:13:44,788 --> 00:13:46,797 Probably just your initials would be okay. 392 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:48,109 You know what? 393 00:13:48,134 --> 00:13:49,944 If you don't mind, I'm gonna sign this later, 394 00:13:49,969 --> 00:13:51,068 send it home with Luke. 395 00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:52,336 All right, come on. 396 00:13:52,361 --> 00:13:53,393 We're done. 397 00:13:54,774 --> 00:13:57,289 Okay, but, uh... 398 00:13:57,816 --> 00:13:59,282 you're definitely gonna sign it, right? 399 00:13:59,307 --> 00:14:00,688 Definitely, promise. 400 00:14:00,713 --> 00:14:01,756 Bye-bye. 401 00:14:01,781 --> 00:14:03,024 Luke, we should probably get upstairs 402 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:04,883 and flip that mattress. 403 00:14:06,336 --> 00:14:07,395 Luke, I'm sorry. 404 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,831 I forgot your mom needs you home for your piano lesson. 405 00:14:09,856 --> 00:14:12,089 - Let's go. - Gotta run. See ya. 406 00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:13,301 Took you long enough. 407 00:14:13,326 --> 00:14:14,859 Oh, please, it was an extra 10 seconds. 408 00:14:14,884 --> 00:14:16,186 What could have happened? 409 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,539 She asked me to do push-ups while she put on her wedding dress. 410 00:14:18,564 --> 00:14:20,788 Wow, she jumped right to the Honeymoon Handshake. 411 00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:21,876 It has a name? 412 00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:24,406 Don't you and your dad ever talk? 413 00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:27,089 Okay, we've searched everywhere for Stella. 414 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,263 - No sign. - Yet. 415 00:14:28,288 --> 00:14:30,274 Don't worry, we'll find her before the gray goat does. 416 00:14:30,299 --> 00:14:31,659 - Who? - Jay. 417 00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:32,794 Come on, guys, 418 00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:34,568 I spend a lot of time on those code names. 419 00:14:34,637 --> 00:14:36,914 Okay, hurry, because he takes a picture of her 420 00:14:36,939 --> 00:14:38,383 every day at the same time 421 00:14:38,408 --> 00:14:40,145 because he's making a flip book. 422 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,777 Ay, watch out, watch out. I think Mitchell is looking at us. 423 00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:44,137 Okay, I thought I cooled his suspicions this morning. 424 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:45,189 Laugh and disperse. 425 00:14:46,349 --> 00:14:48,516 Ay! 426 00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:51,285 - Hey, mom. Red wine? - Oh, thanks. 427 00:14:51,387 --> 00:14:52,820 - Grandpa said you'd like it. - Really? 428 00:14:52,889 --> 00:14:54,155 Well, who cares what he thinks? 429 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,657 Just 'cause he likes something, I'm supposed to like it? Unreal. 430 00:14:56,682 --> 00:14:58,237 Mm, and of course, it's gross. 431 00:14:58,262 --> 00:14:59,481 Okay, well, I'll just take it back then. 432 00:14:59,506 --> 00:15:01,262 No, no! No need to make a big deal out of things. 433 00:15:01,287 --> 00:15:02,673 I'll just drink it. 434 00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:04,498 Hey! Any word from your dad? 435 00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:06,268 He texted me, like, two hours ago. 436 00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:07,934 I told him how you kept the car running when you got gas 437 00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,013 and could've blown me up. 438 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,253 But you told him about the fun things too right? 439 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,339 We had that huge cookie, 440 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,575 you spun away from me fast and got your hair in my mouth. 441 00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:16,844 What was that for? 442 00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:19,552 My friend Betsy has an Insta about sad stuff. 443 00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:21,243 Uh-huh... 444 00:15:27,356 --> 00:15:29,356 - Oh, I-I wasn't... - No, it's okay. I don't judge. 445 00:15:29,425 --> 00:15:31,158 - I'm wearing a clear coat on my nails. - Ah. 446 00:15:31,227 --> 00:15:33,160 Yeah, I know, what a chowder head. 447 00:15:33,196 --> 00:15:35,004 Hey, speaking of that regional delicacy... 448 00:15:35,029 --> 00:15:36,729 I am not voting to go to Boston 449 00:15:36,754 --> 00:15:39,867 just so we could see where America's first ghoul was potty trained. 450 00:15:39,936 --> 00:15:41,435 Care to wipe the lipstick off my neck 451 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,418 from where you bit my head off? 452 00:15:43,465 --> 00:15:45,323 Hey... And why is there no orange juice? 453 00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:46,980 My mom went out for some this morning. 454 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,041 Really? 455 00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:49,343 That you find interesting? 456 00:15:49,445 --> 00:15:52,012 Might as well pack for SeaWorld right now. 457 00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:54,515 Hey, guys, have you seen April? 458 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:55,560 Just saw her a minute ago. 459 00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:57,985 She had me pose for some Instagram thing her friend does. 460 00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:01,265 What is this? 461 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:02,645 Clothes that don't come from a mall. 462 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,658 Hold on, hold on. I'm supposed to be watching you. 463 00:16:04,683 --> 00:16:06,504 I'm going to Betsy's. My Uber's out front. 464 00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:08,528 Who is this Betsy? Are her parents even home? 465 00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:10,698 And you're 14. You're not Ubering anywhere. 466 00:16:10,766 --> 00:16:12,299 Also, you... you can lose the makeup 467 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:13,834 because you look like a prostitute 468 00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:15,082 at an electronics convention. 469 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,590 Now, go wipe it off and help set the table. 470 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,176 Huh. 471 00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:24,879 What? I'm... I'm not used to being all parenty, okay? 472 00:16:24,904 --> 00:16:26,313 No, you did a great job. 473 00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:28,015 Oh, thanks. 474 00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:29,917 I just felt weird 'cause you were standing right there, 475 00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:30,985 and you're, like, the expert. 476 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,853 Oh, I am hardly the expert. 477 00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,054 I still... 478 00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:37,082 I still have my own stuff to work on. Hm. 479 00:16:37,107 --> 00:16:38,970 Maybe I shouldn't have called her a prostitute? 480 00:16:38,995 --> 00:16:40,828 You gotta have fun with it. Hm. 481 00:16:43,466 --> 00:16:44,809 Hey, Dad. 482 00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:48,068 I'm sorry that I barked at you today. 483 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,448 It's just with this whole Expo decision... 484 00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:55,300 I hate feeling like a little girl that needs her daddy's help. 485 00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:58,722 But I guess there's no harm in looking to the guy 486 00:16:58,747 --> 00:17:01,225 who's been knocking it out of the park for 25 years, right? 487 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,465 Nope. 488 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:06,254 And the best advice that guy could give you is, go with you gut... 489 00:17:06,723 --> 00:17:08,387 'cause you're good at this. 490 00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,324 Thanks. Thanks. 491 00:17:10,349 --> 00:17:12,127 And I... and I have made a decision. 492 00:17:12,228 --> 00:17:15,411 I'm going with the Matterhorn. 493 00:17:15,898 --> 00:17:17,064 Huh. 494 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,733 Damn it. 495 00:17:20,411 --> 00:17:22,469 Look who I found! 496 00:17:22,494 --> 00:17:23,512 Thank God! 497 00:17:23,537 --> 00:17:25,262 This is the first time I'm so happy to see her. 498 00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:26,768 Let's get this shock collar off, before he... 499 00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:28,275 Hello, guys! 500 00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:29,893 - There's my little baby. - Ah! 501 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,145 You two, take these in the house. 502 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,051 I've got a couple left in the trunk. A little help, buddy. 503 00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:34,940 - Oh, on the other side of the gate? - Come on, Phil! 504 00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:37,090 Couldn't they just circle back around? 505 00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:42,890 - Say what? - It's nothing. 506 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,325 All right, take that. 507 00:17:48,512 --> 00:17:50,212 Oh, mama! 508 00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:58,238 What's wrong with you? Pick it up. 509 00:17:58,307 --> 00:17:59,940 Yeah, let's do it. Let's pick it up. 510 00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:01,118 Aah! Aah! 511 00:18:02,244 --> 00:18:03,338 What the hell's the matter with you? 512 00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,599 Why are you making those sounds? 513 00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:06,113 I don't think that's... Mm. 514 00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,650 All right, when you're done here, come back 'cause there's more. 515 00:18:09,719 --> 00:18:11,067 Okie-doke. 516 00:18:13,422 --> 00:18:14,655 What the hell is that? 517 00:18:14,757 --> 00:18:16,020 Is that a shock collar? 518 00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:18,336 I don't know, but this is a shocked face 519 00:18:18,361 --> 00:18:21,305 because I have never seen something like that in my life. 520 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,663 So you obviously bought it. 521 00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:24,996 I just didn't want Stella to walk out in the street. 522 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,577 That's what a leash is for! 523 00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:28,602 You're a bad dog owner. Bad dog owner! 524 00:18:28,704 --> 00:18:30,911 - Why did you have it? - Well, I know why. 525 00:18:30,936 --> 00:18:32,706 Yeah, because they're all working together. 526 00:18:32,731 --> 00:18:33,971 Oh, here we go. 527 00:18:33,996 --> 00:18:35,342 You should've heard his paranoia this morning 528 00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,292 about the... the Russian renters? 529 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,971 Oh, I'm glad... I'm glad you brought up the Russians 530 00:18:38,996 --> 00:18:40,565 because look at what I found! 531 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,426 That's my El Conquistador Especial. 532 00:18:42,451 --> 00:18:43,884 Gloria took that from me this morning. 533 00:18:43,919 --> 00:18:44,985 Oh, let me guess, 534 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,054 right before she went out to buy orange juice... 535 00:18:47,089 --> 00:18:48,714 - That's right... - Except for she wasn't. 536 00:18:48,739 --> 00:18:51,158 She was with Cam getting rid of the squatters 537 00:18:51,227 --> 00:18:54,090 while I was being stalled by that man! 538 00:18:54,764 --> 00:18:56,240 They helped me hide a reindeer! 539 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,464 From a year ago? 540 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,099 Who knows how long this has been going on. 541 00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:00,401 Okay, they've been in cahoots, 542 00:19:00,469 --> 00:19:01,835 covering up each other's mistakes 543 00:19:01,904 --> 00:19:03,837 before we've even had a chance to shame them. 544 00:19:03,906 --> 00:19:05,806 Since this little alliance 545 00:19:05,841 --> 00:19:07,508 made a decision to go behind our backs, 546 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,476 maybe we should make a decision without them... 547 00:19:09,578 --> 00:19:11,793 - Oh... - Like where we're going on vacation. 548 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,121 - What? - No, por favor, no! 549 00:19:13,146 --> 00:19:14,151 What? No! 550 00:19:14,176 --> 00:19:15,176 - You can't do that. - I like it. I like it. 551 00:19:15,201 --> 00:19:16,398 Let's do this. Let's go vote. 552 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,453 Yep. We've got it. 553 00:19:19,522 --> 00:19:20,988 Okay. We've reached a decision. 554 00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:22,356 Drum roll please. 555 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,801 Close enough. 556 00:19:26,195 --> 00:19:28,286 The family is going to... 557 00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:31,254 - Italy! - Ah! Yes! 558 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:32,800 - Oh, no! - That's awesome! 559 00:19:32,868 --> 00:19:35,302 That's so awesome, guys! 560 00:19:35,371 --> 00:19:38,472 The cutest part is that they think it was their idea. 561 00:19:45,347 --> 00:19:46,590 Mmm, what are you making? 562 00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:48,059 I'm making an Italian dish 563 00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:49,750 that Jay's mother used to make. 564 00:19:51,487 --> 00:19:52,853 Breakfast lasagna. 565 00:19:52,955 --> 00:19:54,154 Great call, honey. 566 00:19:58,809 --> 00:19:59,875 - Hi. - Oh. 567 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,528 Hey, sweetie, your breakfast is on the table. 568 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,183 Oh, what's this? Oh! 569 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,190 I've named him. It's Giovanni. 570 00:20:05,598 --> 00:20:08,045 I'm still thinking about that movie last night. 571 00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,503 You picked a good one. 572 00:20:09,528 --> 00:20:12,383 Only the Italians could make something that romantic. 573 00:20:12,408 --> 00:20:14,074 Flapjacks for mi amore. 574 00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:15,342 Oh, grazie. 575 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,767 No offense, Dad, but I'm not sure these magazines 576 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,861 are the treasure trove of information you thought they were. 577 00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:23,247 What are you talking about? 578 00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:25,302 Glaciers: Now and Forever. 579 00:20:25,327 --> 00:20:27,398 Canada: Our mysterious Neighbor to the North. 580 00:20:27,423 --> 00:20:29,639 Don't hate these photos of the lost tribes. 581 00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,609 That's a human head hanging off her skirt. 582 00:20:31,641 --> 00:20:33,781 Kids, these magazines harken back to a time 583 00:20:33,806 --> 00:20:35,876 when man had to forage and fight for his foods. 584 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,338 You guys have it too easy nowadays. 585 00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:38,705 You can lay around eating snacks saying, 586 00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,697 "Okay, Google, dim the kitchen lights." 587 00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:41,971 Sure thing. 588 00:20:43,377 --> 00:20:45,337 Go ahead, Dad. 589 00:20:45,362 --> 00:20:47,295 Okay, Google, 590 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,548 show me a video of a kangaroo 591 00:20:49,573 --> 00:20:52,900 playing badminton with a pirate. 592 00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:54,425 Sure, playing on YouTube. 593 00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,784 What?! 594 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,492 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com