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- Hey, buddy.
- Nothing!
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Sorry. Habit.
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I'm not actually doing anything wrong.
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Just checking to see
if I got into A.S.U.
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Without us?!
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Guys, get in here!
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It's happening!
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Phil saw videos online of families
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celebrating the moment
their kid got into college.
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For pure drama, you
can't beat that thing
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when an entire family's
nervous anticipation
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turns into an explosion of utter joy.
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- Come on!
- Come on, N-Y...
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Notre...
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... Damn.
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All righty, here we go.
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And record and...
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"Welcome to Arizona State"...
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- It's happening!
- Oh, my God!
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"Welcome to Arizona
State's admissions portal."
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"We regret to inform you"...
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Aww, pal...
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Well, don't leave us in
suspense. What did they say?
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, I just peeked in on Lily,
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and guess who she was
curled up with on her bed?
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If it's not the cat,
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I'm gonna be really upset about
how you're teasing this out.
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I love that she has a
pet that she's close to
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like I was with my pet pig Lily.
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Still no guilt, I see, after tricking me
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into naming our daughter after bacon.
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I was very close to that pig.
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For heaven's sakes, I still
have her ashes in the garage.
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True.
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I recently started
exercising in the garage,
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and on the first day, I, uh...
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I dropped a couple of pounds.
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I knew Mitchell was lying.
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I was just giving him the
opportunity to come clean.
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I had discovered the urn was empty.
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Lily?
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You know, I was thinking tonight
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maybe we could bury the
ashes in the back yard
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after we get back from your dad's.
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It's a perfect night to pay tribute.
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- W-why?
- The Pig Moon.
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- I'm sorry? One more time.
- The Pig Moon.
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Every 18 years, the
moon takes on a pink hue,
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and it aligns with Orion.
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- Oh.
- It's a huge deal back home.
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There's a festival,
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they empty out all the
jails as a sign of goodwill.
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So, we're having, like,
a ceremony tonight?
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- Yes, sweetie.
- But don't we have Grandpa's?
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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Well, you know what?
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We're always looking for a
credible reason to leave early.
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So, what are we supposed to say?
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"No... no dessert for
us. We got to get home.
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"We got to bury the 25-year-old ashes
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"of a Brunswick King sow."
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Wow. Nice attitude.
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It's almost like you want Pig Moon John
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to fill your hunting boot with coal.
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This is so slow!
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If you're on the
Pritchett's Closets website,
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we're aware of the slowdown.
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It's either a hack by the Chinese
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or that Chinese hack I
hired to fix the website.
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No, I'm trying to get tickets
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for tonight's Gloria Estefan concert.
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That's a little on the nose.
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Mom, it happened again!
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- Jay, sit down here and pay attention.
- Ugh!
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You have to move fast
when it's your turn,
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or they'll move to the next person.
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Joe, this is exactly why
we're not giving you a knife
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until you turn 6 years old.
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I missed the days when
people stood in actual lines.
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If you weren't willing
to stand in the rain,
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you didn't get to see Gary
Puckett & the Union Gap.
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Ow! Damn it!
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What? It was one second!
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- Okay, give it back to me.
- No need. I got 'em.
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Oh, really? And you paid?
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Yeah, you got your browser
filling out your credit card info.
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It's not super secure,
but, whoever steals them
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will probably spend less than you.
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Oh, what a B-U-tiful morning.
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I joke because I've
been accepted to B.U.
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Oh, Manny, I'm so proud of you!
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I'm six for six.
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So many suitors... not
sure which to choose from.
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I feel like Lady Mary
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in the last season of "Downton Abbey."
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I'd avoid the big football schools.
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And tonight we're going to celebrate.
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We're going to a concert.
I got the tickets online.
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Easier than buying them
at the venue, I guess.
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What is the venue, uh, by the way?
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You can't buy them at the door.
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It's a private concert.
It's just for the fan club.
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I remember our first
Gloria Estefan concert.
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You were so little,
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sitting on my shoulders,
holding the lighter.
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I'm gonna leave.
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Yes, before I know it.
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No, right now.
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I obviously need
something to wear tonight.
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Oh, okay. I'll go with you.
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What a great idea. Go! Make a day of it.
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No, wait, wait, wait...
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I can't go to the mall
wearing my house heels.
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What a good excuse to buy
a nice pair of new ones.
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That's why I love you.
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Always remember that.
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Thank you so much, Mrs. Pasternak.
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I'm sure you're wondering
why I want these ashes.
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Not really,
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but I'm gonna need the urn back.
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I'm gonna turn it into a lamp.
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- Hello, Mitchell.
- Oh, God!
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Is everything okay? You're
looking a little ashen.
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I'm fine. I-I... I accidentally
spilled pig Lily's ashes,
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and I... I thought that I would...
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You would just replace them
with Morris Pasternak's?
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- How'd you know
- His class ring is by your foot.
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- Oh, yeah.
- That pig was my best friend.
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Didn't you eat her mother?
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You know, you have no respect
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for anything that's important to me.
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My whole upbringing is
just a big joke to you.
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Dad, I was thinking about
the Pig Moon funeral tonight
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and how important Lily was to you.
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Aww, that is so sweet.
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You definitely inherited her compassion.
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Remember that finger
painting that I made of her,
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the one that you said
that was museum quality?
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Can we bury it with her?
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I know exactly where it is.
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I know exactly where it was.
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Ohh.
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Ohh!
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It's an e-mail for Luke
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from my alma mater. Let's get him!
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Oh, no, no! No, what
if it's more bad news?
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Maybe you should read it first.
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Claire, I am as anxious as you are
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to find out if he's gonna be
a Bulldog like his old man,
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but we can't violate his trust.
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Sure, we could mark it as
unread to cover our tracks,
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- but we'd know...
- He didn't get in.
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What?! He's a legacy!
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Bulldog drool courses through his jowls!
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I know, and it's his seventh rejection.
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He's gonna be so disappointed.
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And embarrassed. We have
that dinner at Jay's tonight.
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I bet Manny got in everywhere.
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Oh, God.
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Is this it?
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I mean, is Luke not going to college?
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It's not over.
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Delete.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm driving up there
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to tell them they made a mistake.
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They'd be lucky to have a kid like Luke.
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Well, I guess it... it can't hurt.
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I mean, it's not like
they can super reject him.
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Although, Michigan did
use that exact term.
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You're on Caliente 96.3
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with Diego and The Donkey.
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Hello! Yes!
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I'm calling about the
Gloria Estefan tickets.
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And they're all yours if you
can complete this lyric...
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- "Turn the blank around."
- Mm...
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One of her biggest hits from the '90s.
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We've been playing it all morning.
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- "Turn the car around."
- Nope. Two more guesses.
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- "Turn the boat around."
- Try again.
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"Turn the economy around"!
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You're an ass.
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Damn it!
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Wow. I just got super
accepted to Michigan.
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He's the second Delgado
to go to college.
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My cousin went to the best
medical school in Colombia.
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They would not just accept any cadaver.
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- Okay, Mom, let's go.
- Oh, yeah, but wait.
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You remember when your
head was this tiny?
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Okay. Mom, Mom, I
think I'm set for hats.
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I know when a female's
about to burst into tears.
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I've seen it enough times.
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I had to keep my mom away
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from anything that reminded
her I was moving away
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and keep myself away
from Williams Sonoma.
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I could lose an afternoon.
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A pet store. These are fun.
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I think he misses his mommy.
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He'll forget about her by
the time we get to the car.
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On second thought, let's catch a movie.
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They always help keep
your mind off of things.
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- Oh.
- _
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Wait, Officer... no!
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My car is only here because
I was being responsible!
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I was babysitting my uncle Joe
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and got too drunk to drive home!
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What is this thing?!
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The Barnacle.
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They stick it on your car when
you have unpaid parking tickets.
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I couldn't let my parents see it,
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because I knew they'd just overreact
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and lecture me about
being irresponsible,
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and I couldn't pay to remove it
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because I just maxed out my credit card
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on these insanely expensive
pair of sunglasses.
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I don't love 'em.
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Okay.
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I just had to re-create
Lily's painting of Pig Lily,
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and she'd be none the wiser.
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Oh, it's like painting with sausages.
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Sorry, Cam, no pig
painting by Lily here.
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I do have some random scribbles
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that Luke made when he was...
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huh, that's a little
later than I'd hoped.
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Fine.
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Not a word of this to Mitchell.
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I'm sure you're curious why.
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Wrong again.
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Hi. You're the first one here.
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Don't worry. We don't
have to make conversation.
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Ooh! A scrapbook!
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Aww, look at this.
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All of our old school projects...
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paintings by me and Claire.
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Aww! You're just a big
softie, aren't 'cha?
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My lawyer's secretary put
that together for my image
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at the divorce trial.
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There's the old bear. Grr!
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Oh, this is from my 8th birthday.
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I made Mom throw a party
with a whole farm theme.
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You know what? I need this.
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Cam thinks I look down on his farm life.
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- This'll prove to him that...
- Bup, bup, bup.
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This comes with a price.
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You can get me Gloria
Estefan tickets, right?
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Dad, that is offensive.
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Not every gay person is
connected to Gloria Estefan.
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But you are, right?
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It's complicated.
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Cam briefly dated a member
of Gloria Estefan's band,
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The Miami Sound Machine.
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He doesn't talk about it much.
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Just whenever someone
mentions her or Miami.
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Or humidity.
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00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,083
Well...
255
00:09:17,108 --> 00:09:19,270
when I get the tickets,
you get the picture.
256
00:09:19,295 --> 00:09:20,695
Mean!
257
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:21,856
Hey, hey!
258
00:09:22,076 --> 00:09:23,755
Um, how would you feel about asking Cam
259
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,346
to use his connections to get two
Gloria Estefan tickets for tonight
260
00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:27,964
and then secretly giving them to me?
261
00:09:27,996 --> 00:09:31,113
I'll do it, but I need you
to help me with my car first.
262
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,614
I'd ask my parents, but...
263
00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,028
They wouldn't understand.
It's not your fault.
264
00:09:34,053 --> 00:09:36,145
Yeah. Okay. Let's go. Mm-hmm.
265
00:09:36,457 --> 00:09:38,403
Are we sure this is
the best way to do this?
266
00:09:38,428 --> 00:09:39,833
All we have to do is
267
00:09:39,858 --> 00:09:42,223
make sure that my parents don't
see it by moving it down the street.
268
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,728
- Okay? Hold on.
- I'm your eyes.
269
00:09:43,753 --> 00:09:44,903
Hug the curb.
270
00:09:44,928 --> 00:09:46,395
Haley, just... all right.
Straighten out.
271
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,083
T-turn on your hazards.
272
00:09:48,108 --> 00:09:50,645
- That's the windshield wiper!
- You're on my leg! Move!
273
00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:52,833
Oh, God! There's a tree...
274
00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:54,335
All right.
275
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,295
Let's just breathe,
let's take a moment...
276
00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,614
- Can you just get off my leg, please?
- I'm not... I'm s... I'm not...
277
00:09:58,693 --> 00:10:00,499
- Are we going backwards?
- You put us in reverse.
278
00:10:00,524 --> 00:10:01,731
Okay, hit the brake.
279
00:10:01,756 --> 00:10:03,190
That is the gas!
280
00:10:03,215 --> 00:10:04,872
How do you have a license?!
281
00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,988
I can't move! You're on my leg!
282
00:10:08,888 --> 00:10:11,130
Okay. Good first try.
283
00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:15,122
Can't believe you didn't treat
yourself to a Bulldog Blast.
284
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:16,981
Isn't that basically just sugar, ice,
285
00:10:17,006 --> 00:10:19,060
and the stuff they you use
to cover the Blue Man Group?
286
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,131
- Hi.
- Hi.
287
00:10:20,156 --> 00:10:21,523
We're here to see the
Dean of Admissions.
288
00:10:21,548 --> 00:10:23,049
We called. We're the Dunphys.
289
00:10:23,074 --> 00:10:24,700
Ah. I'll tell Dean Hinden you're here.
290
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,326
Um, eh... Hinden?
291
00:10:26,351 --> 00:10:28,005
Yes. Dean Rudolf Hinden.
292
00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:30,907
I have a bad feeling.
293
00:10:30,932 --> 00:10:33,208
Well, honey, you did just
have two of those antifreezes.
294
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,286
No.
295
00:10:34,311 --> 00:10:36,419
Rudy Hinden... we were classmates.
296
00:10:36,444 --> 00:10:38,944
Super annoying... always "On."
297
00:10:38,969 --> 00:10:41,123
We cheered together,
we... we tumbled together,
298
00:10:41,148 --> 00:10:42,481
we rolled around together,
299
00:10:42,506 --> 00:10:43,927
but we were never close.
300
00:10:43,952 --> 00:10:46,442
When I say "Bull," you say "Dog"!
301
00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:47,622
- Bull!
- Dog!
302
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,692
- Bull!
- Dog!
303
00:10:48,717 --> 00:10:49,755
Hey, Rudy!
304
00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:51,147
This is my wife Claire.
305
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,306
- Hi.
- Pleasure.
306
00:10:52,331 --> 00:10:53,966
- Nice to meet you.
- Wow.
307
00:10:53,991 --> 00:10:55,716
Well, please come on in.
308
00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:58,520
- Oh! Great trampoline.
- Thanks.
309
00:10:58,545 --> 00:11:00,864
I like to bounce at
least 20 minutes a day.
310
00:11:00,889 --> 00:11:02,372
- It's where I get my best ideas.
- Okay.
311
00:11:02,397 --> 00:11:03,755
How quirky.
312
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,005
Oh, hey, Phil,
313
00:11:05,092 --> 00:11:07,044
where were Nationals senior year?
314
00:11:07,069 --> 00:11:08,638
Cleveland, Oh... Hi-o!
315
00:11:08,654 --> 00:11:10,966
Can you imagine putting up
with this for years on end?
316
00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:12,216
It's hard.
317
00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:13,771
Tell you what, I'll
give it some bounce time
318
00:11:13,796 --> 00:11:15,474
and hit you back with an answer.
319
00:11:15,499 --> 00:11:16,724
Listen, you seem busy.
320
00:11:16,749 --> 00:11:17,770
I'll get straight to it.
321
00:11:17,795 --> 00:11:20,200
Our son Luke applied and didn't get in,
322
00:11:20,225 --> 00:11:22,231
and I think it's worth reconsidering.
323
00:11:22,256 --> 00:11:24,524
He's a great kid. He's
just a late bloomer.
324
00:11:24,549 --> 00:11:27,263
Okay. I think we can make
something happen for your boy.
325
00:11:27,288 --> 00:11:28,396
Really?
326
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,505
Yeah, we've let in way
worse applicants than him.
327
00:11:30,530 --> 00:11:31,897
- Rudy!
- Wha...
328
00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:34,833
- Thank you! You're the BEST best!
- Yeah.
329
00:11:34,858 --> 00:11:36,625
No problemo.
330
00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:38,083
I'll just, uh...
331
00:11:39,292 --> 00:11:40,661
Hey.
332
00:11:40,716 --> 00:11:42,095
While you're here,
333
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,603
I've always wanted to ask you something.
334
00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:45,360
You remember that magic
trick you used to do
335
00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:47,640
where you got out of a
straitjacket blindfolded?
336
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,517
- Barnum's Humbug.
- Yeah. That one.
337
00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:52,767
- How'd you do it?
- Magic.
338
00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,650
- I-I feel like...
- No, no, no, really...
339
00:11:54,675 --> 00:11:56,462
I've been trying to
figure it out for years.
340
00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:58,571
Um, I'm sorry. It's...
It's not customary
341
00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:00,907
for a magician to reveal his secrets.
342
00:12:00,932 --> 00:12:03,509
It's also not "customary"
for a dean of admissions
343
00:12:03,534 --> 00:12:06,040
to alter an applicant's status, so...
344
00:12:07,483 --> 00:12:09,829
I'll go get the
straitjacket from the nurse.
345
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,118
You're gonna do it, right?
346
00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:13,626
I don't know.
347
00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:15,650
Let me bounce on it.
348
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:18,937
Phil.
349
00:12:19,858 --> 00:12:21,319
Sweetheart?
350
00:12:21,527 --> 00:12:23,339
Phil. Honey.
351
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,600
Phil, you can't possibly be
struggling with this decision.
352
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:26,992
Do you know what happens to magicians
353
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:28,477
who reveal their secrets, Claire?
354
00:12:28,502 --> 00:12:30,769
- They're shunned.
- Doesn't that happen already?
355
00:12:30,794 --> 00:12:31,994
Listen, I possess knowledge
356
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,853
passed down from the
ancient Egyptian conjurers
357
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,612
to the prestidigitators of the Dark Ages
358
00:12:35,637 --> 00:12:37,339
to the amateur illusionists of today.
359
00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:38,613
I am worried about another trick.
360
00:12:38,638 --> 00:12:40,355
I am trying to make our son disappear
361
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,793
to a barely accredited
four-year college.
362
00:12:42,818 --> 00:12:45,004
- There he is.
- Okay, here we are.
363
00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:47,988
Why don't you go ahead and put these on.
364
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,527
No, no, no. In here.
365
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,941
I want to make sure I get this.
366
00:12:51,966 --> 00:12:54,223
- I want to see everything.
- Hm.
367
00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:56,793
- Okay.
- Okay, I got it.
368
00:12:59,232 --> 00:13:01,894
I didn't quite grasp what
I was asking Phil to do,
369
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,535
but, um...
370
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,214
it got weird.
371
00:13:05,239 --> 00:13:06,441
Okay.
372
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,112
All right. Whenever you're ready.
373
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:10,038
Wait, th-this isn't going
on the Internet, is it?
374
00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:11,314
No, it's just for me.
375
00:13:11,339 --> 00:13:13,083
The challenge with this escape is,
376
00:13:13,108 --> 00:13:16,144
uh, releasing the shackles
in the correct order
377
00:13:16,169 --> 00:13:18,355
baring yourself gradually.
378
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,957
Okay, more upbeat. Do the patter.
379
00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:22,043
- What?
- I want to hear the old patter.
380
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,777
Blindfold him.
381
00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:27,395
- Take it.
- Yes... sir.
382
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:28,473
Um...
383
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,872
Phil.
384
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,377
Honey, you don't have to do this.
385
00:13:33,402 --> 00:13:35,449
- Luke can join the army.
- It's okay.
386
00:13:35,591 --> 00:13:37,660
I may be locked up, but my mind is free.
387
00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:38,785
Okay.
388
00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,566
Imagine yourself in a museum
389
00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:43,643
- filled with the world's oddities.
- No, no, no, no. Slow down.
390
00:13:43,738 --> 00:13:44,894
Enjoy it.
391
00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:46,079
And turn around...
392
00:13:46,147 --> 00:13:48,324
so I can get a good look at the back.
393
00:13:49,098 --> 00:13:50,631
Let me see the back.
394
00:13:50,656 --> 00:13:53,300
Behold the freak...
395
00:13:53,485 --> 00:13:57,322
for all to see.
396
00:13:59,245 --> 00:14:00,746
Go get my tickets.
397
00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:03,297
Is my hair a mess? It's so humid out.
398
00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:05,755
You want to talk about humidity?
I once spent a steamy weekend
399
00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:07,899
with a certain member of
the Miami Sound Machine.
400
00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:09,469
That's crazy!
401
00:14:09,494 --> 00:14:11,079
Do you know that
they're in town tonight?
402
00:14:11,104 --> 00:14:13,032
- What?
- Can you get me two tickets?
403
00:14:13,057 --> 00:14:15,383
Oh, my God. These hands...
404
00:14:15,408 --> 00:14:17,634
they're so small and
delicate like a child.
405
00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:18,760
I know.
406
00:14:18,785 --> 00:14:20,805
This watch came from
an American Girl doll.
407
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:23,157
- Are you gonna hook me up or what?
- Yes, yes.
408
00:14:23,205 --> 00:14:25,344
Just as soon as you and
your tiny little hands
409
00:14:25,369 --> 00:14:27,102
re-create a painting for me.
410
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,204
This way.
411
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,235
What do you think?
412
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,836
I was going for dark and mysterious,
413
00:14:31,861 --> 00:14:34,680
but I'm afraid I circled right
back to cute and approachable.
414
00:14:36,493 --> 00:14:38,452
Oh, she's so lucky.
415
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,790
He's always gonna be her little boy.
416
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,703
Mom, you're projecting
on these mannequins.
417
00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:44,196
For all we know, he's a little person,
418
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:45,805
and that's his wife who's evolved enough
419
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,430
to see how big he is on the inside.
420
00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:50,024
Manny, I know what you've been
trying to do the whole day.
421
00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:51,607
I am not about to have a breakdown
422
00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:53,233
because you're going to college.
423
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:55,360
I was awake last night when
you were brushing my hair.
424
00:14:55,385 --> 00:14:56,961
Okay, yes, it's going to be hard
425
00:14:56,986 --> 00:14:58,586
because you're gonna be far away,
426
00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:01,047
so I'm not gonna get
to see you all the time.
427
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:02,739
But we'll still talk on the phone.
428
00:15:02,764 --> 00:15:04,665
Yeah, at the beginning, but
then you're gonna get busy,
429
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,633
and then I am going to get busy.
430
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,007
Too busy to take my calls?
431
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,751
I have made peace with it.
432
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,720
Your childhood days are over.
433
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,758
Guillermo, come back here!
434
00:15:14,071 --> 00:15:15,287
What are you doing?
435
00:15:15,312 --> 00:15:16,825
Don't run away from your mother.
436
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,102
Life is going to tear
you apart soon enough.
437
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,907
I want to go on the merry-go-round.
438
00:15:20,932 --> 00:15:22,149
Oh, you're on it.
439
00:15:22,174 --> 00:15:24,375
You've got 10 years
left with that woman.
440
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,907
Cherish them. Cherish her.
441
00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:29,718
Thanks?
442
00:15:29,902 --> 00:15:32,219
I think maybe I'm freaking
out about going to school.
443
00:15:32,244 --> 00:15:33,544
I see that.
444
00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:35,503
But we're gonna be okay.
445
00:15:35,528 --> 00:15:38,029
Being apart is just gonna
make nights like tonight,
446
00:15:38,054 --> 00:15:39,938
going to a concert, even more special.
447
00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:41,977
- No!
- Guillermo!
448
00:15:42,002 --> 00:15:43,040
I don't want to!
449
00:15:43,065 --> 00:15:44,790
Okay, now it's just bad parenting.
450
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,626
This is excellent work.
451
00:15:46,651 --> 00:15:48,752
- Excellent work.
- Really?
452
00:15:48,777 --> 00:15:50,547
I'm not used to hearing that.
453
00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:51,907
I get why people try now.
454
00:15:51,932 --> 00:15:53,977
Is that my painting? Why is it here?
455
00:15:54,002 --> 00:15:57,360
Um, oh, well, because it was on
loan to your grandma and grandpa
456
00:15:57,385 --> 00:15:59,383
just like they do with real art.
457
00:15:59,408 --> 00:16:01,704
Better than most of
the stuff in this house.
458
00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:03,429
Now get me those Gloria Esteban tickets.
459
00:16:03,454 --> 00:16:04,946
It's Estefan.
460
00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:06,338
That's what I said. I'm a huge fan.
461
00:16:06,363 --> 00:16:07,494
Okay.
462
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,634
Carlos, Carlos.
463
00:16:09,748 --> 00:16:11,048
Hey... hey, Carlos.
464
00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:13,107
Um, this, uh, Cameron Tucker.
465
00:16:13,165 --> 00:16:14,332
I don't know if you remember me or not.
466
00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:15,985
Oh, you... you do.
467
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,032
Okay, hi.
468
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:19,625
Yeah, wondering if I
could get a couple tickets
469
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:21,508
for the show tonight.
470
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,985
Gloria Estefan.
471
00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:27,985
Because you're in the
Miami Sound Machine, silly.
472
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,518
What?
473
00:16:30,543 --> 00:16:33,032
It was loud in the bar
the night I met Carlos,
474
00:16:33,057 --> 00:16:35,676
and it turns out he is not a member
475
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:38,579
of the legendary band,
the Miami Sound Machine.
476
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,796
He owns a mobile dog grooming business
477
00:16:41,821 --> 00:16:44,594
called Miami's Hound Machine.
478
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:47,274
In retrospect, I didn't
need to be as alarmed
479
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,268
with his collection
of leashes and collars.
480
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:52,060
Okay, everybody, gather round.
481
00:16:52,085 --> 00:16:54,024
Luke has one more college to hear from,
482
00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:55,680
and I got a good feeling about this one.
483
00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:56,727
Yeah.
484
00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:58,055
Mom, can we not do this here?
485
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,641
Oh, come on, have a little faith.
486
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,680
Okay, cannon's ready. And record.
487
00:17:01,705 --> 00:17:02,735
Record, got it.
488
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,876
Any time, buddy.
489
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:05,360
All right, everyone,
get ready to tell me
490
00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:06,735
how I'm my own kind of smart
491
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,868
and how everyone takes their own path.
492
00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:10,493
Wow.
493
00:17:10,518 --> 00:17:12,071
You're a different kind of smart,
494
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:13,266
- and everyone...
- Kind of smart.
495
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:15,126
- Everybody takes their own path.
- I got in?
496
00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:17,195
What?! He got in!
497
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,478
He got in!!
498
00:17:20,462 --> 00:17:23,297
- You got in!
- What is wrong with this thing?
499
00:17:23,365 --> 00:17:25,433
Wait, this doesn't make any sense.
500
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,168
I got rejected by
worse schools than this.
501
00:17:27,235 --> 00:17:28,302
Why would they want me?
502
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:29,737
Why wouldn't they want you?
503
00:17:29,762 --> 00:17:31,266
Honey, it's not all about grades.
504
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,204
I mean, you were involved in... in...
505
00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:34,930
Yay!
506
00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:37,211
- Did you talk to them?
- I'm sorry, what?
507
00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:39,540
Show me your tongue.
508
00:17:39,565 --> 00:17:41,196
I don't know what that would prove.
509
00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:44,219
This kind of seems like an
embarrassing family moment.
510
00:17:44,244 --> 00:17:45,446
I'm on it.
511
00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:47,063
Blue! You can't go to that campus
512
00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:48,282
without getting a Bulldog Blast.
513
00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:50,086
We went up there to tell
them they made a mistake.
514
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,578
They didn't make a mistake,
515
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:52,937
and neither did the other schools.
516
00:17:52,962 --> 00:17:55,321
- I'm not going.
- Honey, it's your last chance.
517
00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:56,899
Then I'll wait until next year.
518
00:17:56,924 --> 00:17:59,376
- If I go, I want to deserve it.
- I can respect that.
519
00:17:59,401 --> 00:18:01,547
Nobody asked for your
opinion, thank you.
520
00:18:01,572 --> 00:18:02,602
You're going.
521
00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:03,944
You have no idea what
your father went through
522
00:18:03,969 --> 00:18:05,169
to get you this opportunity.
523
00:18:05,194 --> 00:18:07,946
He debased himself in
ways you can't imagine.
524
00:18:08,093 --> 00:18:10,110
You said it wasn't that bad.
525
00:18:10,135 --> 00:18:11,172
What are you watching?
526
00:18:11,197 --> 00:18:12,697
Our neighbor sent me a video.
527
00:18:12,722 --> 00:18:14,089
It's of Haley and Mitchell.
528
00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:15,969
Oh. No, that's... okay,
we don't need to...
529
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:16,993
It's taking forever.
530
00:18:17,018 --> 00:18:19,040
- I'm pushing as hard as I can.
- Whoa. Wait.
531
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,166
You have one of those
things on your windshield?
532
00:18:21,191 --> 00:18:23,297
How many parking tickets do you have?
533
00:18:23,322 --> 00:18:25,438
I think we're focused
on the wrong thing here.
534
00:18:25,463 --> 00:18:26,999
Luke's not going to college.
535
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,610
Why is your finger pink?
536
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,305
This isn't mine.
537
00:18:30,329 --> 00:18:31,730
I knew the perspective was off.
538
00:18:31,797 --> 00:18:34,299
It's Cam's fault. He made
me copy it from a photo.
539
00:18:34,324 --> 00:18:36,586
You know what? I accidentally
destroyed the original,
540
00:18:36,611 --> 00:18:37,829
and I couldn't live without it.
541
00:18:37,854 --> 00:18:39,688
Mitchell Pritchett, Parenting Magazine.
542
00:18:39,713 --> 00:18:42,338
How is forging a child's
painting any less egregious
543
00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:43,852
than replacing a pig's ashes
544
00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:45,545
with Mrs. Pasternak's dead husband?
545
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:46,670
It's not.
546
00:18:46,695 --> 00:18:48,729
I'm a hypocrite. My whole life is a lie.
547
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,711
Carlos isn't really in
the Miami Sound Machine.
548
00:18:50,736 --> 00:18:52,503
He's just a... a basic dog groomer.
549
00:18:52,528 --> 00:18:54,462
Save your money. I couldn't
get you your tickets.
550
00:18:54,516 --> 00:18:55,790
You're spending money on tickets
551
00:18:55,815 --> 00:18:57,149
when you should be
spending money on ticket...
552
00:18:57,174 --> 00:18:58,374
you know what I mean.
553
00:18:58,399 --> 00:19:00,305
The concert tickets were for Mitchell.
554
00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:01,915
- So you didn't get my tickets?
- No.
555
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,610
So you didn't get my tickets.
556
00:19:03,635 --> 00:19:06,344
The website was insane. You'd
need the reflexes of a mongoose.
557
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,540
You lied to me.
558
00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:09,690
Well, look around! Everybody's lying.
559
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,283
Forging paintings, driving blind,
560
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,477
swapping ashes.
561
00:19:12,502 --> 00:19:14,495
I didn't want to ruin the Pig Moon.
562
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,429
There is no Pig Moon.
563
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:18,821
How backwards do you think
Grasshopper, Missouri is?
564
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,094
Guys, guys. I've got this.
565
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,462
Guys.
566
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,864
I talked to Judge Tager.
567
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,799
He'll make your parking
tickets disappear
568
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,047
in return for a couple of Cubans.
569
00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:31,360
You took three.
570
00:19:31,385 --> 00:19:33,899
The other one is for the
security guard at the club.
571
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,985
He moonlights where
Estefan's playing tonight.
572
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,813
He'll meet you by the stage door.
573
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,196
Thank you for fixing Jay's lies.
574
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,422
We all struggle with the truth.
575
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,942
Like last Thursday when
I stalled Jay at the club
576
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,883
so you could get Joe
out of the doggy door.
577
00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:49,821
She locked us out, and the stove was on.
578
00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:50,868
And you two.
579
00:19:50,893 --> 00:19:52,548
You know a guy at a
club that can help us?
580
00:19:52,573 --> 00:19:54,474
No. Just talk more.
581
00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:56,305
90% of your problems would be solved
582
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:57,883
if you just discussed things.
583
00:19:57,908 --> 00:19:59,275
The Vanderkoff is a knock-off.
584
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,657
I burnt a hole in the knock-off,
585
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:01,915
and I had replaced it with a real one.
586
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,751
Okay, everything's settled here.
587
00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:06,188
I think the steaks are
ready. Let's go eat.
588
00:20:07,524 --> 00:20:10,282
Well, I guess our son isn't
going to college this year.
589
00:20:10,307 --> 00:20:12,602
I know, and I know we're
supposed to be worried about him.
590
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:15,226
But do you see what he just did,
591
00:20:15,251 --> 00:20:18,155
how he solved everybody's
problems like that?
592
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,133
It's pretty incredible, right?
593
00:20:20,158 --> 00:20:21,594
That's a Dunphy man, Claire...
594
00:20:21,619 --> 00:20:22,836
resourceful, cool,
595
00:20:22,861 --> 00:20:25,516
and just the right
amount of savoir faire.
596
00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:29,295
I'll, uh... I'll see you in the kitchen.
597
00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:33,803
- So, this is a real Vanderkoff.
- Yeah, yeah.
598
00:20:33,828 --> 00:20:35,903
It feels good to finally
be free of that secret.
599
00:20:35,928 --> 00:20:38,513
Yeah, it's just great to have
everything out in the open.
600
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,912
Yeah.
601
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,005
That expensive painting
you bought me over there,
602
00:20:42,037 --> 00:20:44,071
I moved it to cover up a
hole I made in the wall.
603
00:20:44,096 --> 00:20:46,197
I only paid 25 cents for that
painting at a garage sale,
604
00:20:46,264 --> 00:20:47,665
and I used the rest
of the money on shoes.
605
00:20:47,690 --> 00:20:49,757
I get electrolysis. My
beard grows up to here.
606
00:20:49,868 --> 00:20:51,168
I don't really know how to line dance,
607
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,518
and that's why those
cowboys laughed at you
608
00:20:52,571 --> 00:20:53,637
when you did what I taught you.
609
00:20:55,273 --> 00:20:57,187
- That's not Larry.
- That's not Larry.
610
00:20:57,212 --> 00:21:00,274
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