1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:04,421 -Ah! 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,673 Listen to those birds. 3 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:08,300 Mmm. 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,260 Love it out here. It's so peaceful. 5 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:14,014 We should have done this months ago. I'm going to go for a run. 6 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,350 -Okay, let's just make sure it's safe. -Okay. 7 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,101 Okay, now! Go now. 8 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:23,190 Four days ago, Claire and I moved out here to the driveway. 9 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,610 The house exceeded maximum capacity when Alex moved back home. 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:30,405 She quit her fancy job for something low-paying and ethical. 11 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:34,701 Yay! Between her, Luke, Dylan, Haley and the twins, 12 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,037 things have devolved into total chaos. 13 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:41,875 Alex! Open up! My hair is drying and I haven't put any product in yet. 14 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:45,379 Go use Dad's! Ugh! Can I get, like, two minutes to myself? 15 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,881 -Oh, my God! 16 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,759 Hey! You woke up the babies, you idiot! 17 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,178 -Haley. -Oh, great. Now, he's up. 18 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,389 Darn it, Luke, that was my foot. 19 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,183 Who made macaroni and cheese and left it out? 20 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,102 Sorry, Mrs. D, that was me and Luke. 21 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,814 But in our defense, we were high and got spooked by your German dishwasher. 22 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,692 Well, now the entire kitchen is covered with ants, and so am I. 23 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:07,860 God, I gotta take a shower. 24 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,862 Well, good luck with that, no more hot water. 25 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:13,699 Yep. Gonna lose a toenail. There goes sandal season! 26 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:28,463 -Oh. 27 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:31,300 -Do you love it? -Oh, my God, you've gotten so much done. 28 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,510 Well, I wanted to finish it before the housewarming. 29 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,721 -It looks so good. -Thank you. 30 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,348 I swear, it's this place. It makes me better at things. 31 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,226 Yesterday, I threw my T-shirt at the laundry basket, 32 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,021 yelled "money" and it almost went in. 33 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,565 It's been a weird and wonderful month. 34 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:49,526 -We adopted a baby boy. -And we moved into a new home. 35 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,153 Which we love so much, 36 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:54,281 we named our son after our street, Rexford. 37 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:57,201 Rex Tucker-Pritchett. With a name like that, he can be anything he wants, 38 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,078 a quarterback, a running back, a middle linebacker. 39 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:02,789 He's got big feet, maybe he could be a kicker. 40 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,458 Why don't you believe in him, Mitchell? 41 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,005 This is crazy, we're out of everything. 42 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,298 Is that the last of the cereal? 43 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,635 Oh, we haven't had cereal in days. This is formula over croutons. 44 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,386 They're gross. 45 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,305 Coffee dust. 46 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,140 Ew. 47 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,434 Oh, don't judge me! 48 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,311 You've been wearing bathing suits for underwear 49 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,604 since the washing machine broke. 50 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,272 I wish I had a clean bathing suit. 51 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,775 I had to cut leg holes into a shower cap. 52 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,443 Do I have coffee in my teeth? 53 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,696 Arvin wants to meet before I sign the contract, for some reason. 54 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,198 Ooh. 55 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,825 I bet I know the reason why. 56 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,744 'Cause he wants to get with you. 57 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,497 No, he does not. He's about to be my boss. 58 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,791 Which is why he wants to talk before you sign. 59 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,001 Nowadays, you get in trouble for dating at work, 60 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,587 unless it's a pre-existing relationship. 61 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,006 I know this because I had to go to an HR thing 62 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:56,176 thanks to some smoking hot janitor who can't take a compliment. 63 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,804 Married mother of two, and you are insane. 64 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,807 Arvin doesn't see me that way. 65 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,810 I mean, does he, do you think? 66 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:09,606 Yes. He gets all nervous and yammery when he's around you. 67 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:12,067 How do you still not know you're a babe? 68 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:15,195 Well, I mean, you did call me a frumpy nerd for 20 years. 69 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,364 Well, I didn't stop because I got nicer. 70 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,324 Who ate all the formula and croutons? 71 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,243 Where are Mom and Dad? We need food. 72 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,705 Wait. What's that smell? 73 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,251 Phil, bacon? They're going to smell that. 74 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,171 Oh, my God, I didn't think about that. Quick, eat it! 75 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:35,132 Worth it! Worth it! 76 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,676 Hey, they have food. 77 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,137 And coffee. Are you guys living in here? 78 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,431 Mom, I need to borrow some underwear. 79 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,895 It's not my fault. I tried to stop him. 80 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,271 Stop who? What happened? 81 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,566 Ay, your hair! Where is it? 82 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,777 Dad took me to his barber. It was so cool. 83 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,446 Have you heard of Playboy? 84 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,865 -I'm going to kill him. -It gets worse. 85 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,159 He went rogue on Mitch and Cam's housewarming gift. 86 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:06,330 So he didn't buy the coffee table book about Los Angeles through the decades? 87 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,207 -Check this out. -Oh, my God! 88 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:11,418 See? You don't get that reaction from a picture of a dusty guy 89 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,212 picking oranges on Sunset Boulevard. 90 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:16,173 That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. 91 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,758 But I like my hair. 92 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:22,387 No, not you, sweetie. You're perfect, and no woman will ever deserve you. 93 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:23,931 Hey, I don't know if you journal, 94 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,642 but you might want to dog-ear today's page for your future therapist. 95 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:30,270 Jay, you can't be buying home decor things for gays. 96 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,314 Mitch and Cam are going to hate this thing. 97 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,483 No, they won't. The guys are going to love it. 98 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,068 Just like Joe loves his haircut. 99 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,362 Ay. Everybody is going to think that he has lice. 100 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:43,200 I hope not, bad hygiene is one of Miss September's three biggest turnoffs. 101 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,330 Mitchell, I love this house! 102 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,958 -Do you love it? Say you love it. -I do, I love it. 103 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:54,795 I love the flow, I love the lights, I love the location. 104 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,172 There... There's even a karaoke room in the basement. 105 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,632 So fun! 106 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:02,219 The last time I had a hot mike in my basement... 107 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,388 You know what? I'm going to wait till there are more people here. 108 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,599 Oh, the baby is awake. Do you wanna meet him? 109 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:11,311 I do. I can ask him if he liked our gift. We never heard. 110 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,233 -Hello. -Mr. Tucker. It's Jim Alvarez. 111 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,403 Athletic Director from the University of North Central Missouri. 112 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,614 Uh, yes, of course. How can I help you? 113 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,783 This is a bit of an awkward call. 114 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:27,870 As you know, you were the runner-up for our head coaching job. 115 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,079 Uh, yes, yes. 116 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,791 You know, Coach Ashley is a great guy, great choice. No hard feelings. 117 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:36,545 I actually... I sent him a bottle of congratulatory scotch. 118 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,756 Well, he drank it. Then he did a press conference 119 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,467 where he used some colorful language to address a female reporter 120 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:46,263 -and blamed some things on the Jews. -Oh, my. 121 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,183 The point is, the job is yours, if you still want it. 122 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,935 I'm... I'm sorry. What? 123 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,437 I know this is coming at you fast, 124 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,439 but I'll need an answer by the end of the day. 125 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,567 So talk it over with the mister, and let me know. 126 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:02,779 Uh, yes. Yes, okay. Thank you... Thank you very much. 127 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,368 Look at him. He's perfect. 128 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,412 I know. I know, it's all perfect. 129 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,248 It's like the universe gave me everything I wanted. 130 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:29,223 Okay. Family meeting. Please, sit down. 131 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,682 Dylan, please. Thank you. 132 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,269 Now, um, this is going to sound harsh. 133 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:38,482 No parent with half a heart wants to say this. So, Claire? 134 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,693 Fine, I have no problem saying it. 135 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,654 There are too many people living in this house. 136 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,156 It's disgusting. 137 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,992 I think there's something alive in the kitchen sink water. 138 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,369 It's just Sinky. 139 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,788 You didn't turn on the garbage disposal, did you? 140 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:57,125 Okay... We cannot live this way. One of you has to move out. 141 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:58,836 -Are you serious? -That's not fair. 142 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,295 -That's not okay. -You can't just spring this on us. 143 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:03,048 I just took a huge salary cut 144 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,050 so it is really not a good time for me to move. 145 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,719 Me neither. I just took a leave of absence from work 146 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:09,096 to spend more time with my family. 147 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,224 Well, I have two babies and a special needs husband. 148 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,101 It's true. I have a medical condition 149 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,770 that requires a room big enough for a giant mattress. 150 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,021 He sleep-wiggles. 151 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,482 Look, if one of you doesn't volunteer, 152 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:22,651 your mother is going to have to pick someone. 153 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:25,237 Well, Haley's the oldest, there's four of them, 154 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,865 and honestly, it's only a matter of time before she gets pregnant again. 155 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,451 -Especially since he's a wiggler. -Whoa, we can say it. 156 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:34,204 Well, Alex is the one that has the most education. 157 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,832 I shouldn't be penalized for being smart. 158 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,333 I'm not running for President. 159 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,335 What about you? Didn't you apply to college? 160 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:43,589 Yeah, and I never heard back from them. College is rude. 161 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:46,258 Okay. You can figure this out amongst the three of you 162 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,551 as you clean up the house. 163 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,553 We need a name by the end of the day. 164 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,138 Well, it's not going to be me. 165 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,765 I just can't imagine being apart from my best friend. 166 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,018 Nice try, Luke. 167 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,645 -Help me, it's working. -Oh, come on. 168 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,483 Hey, Cam, look. 169 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,236 Cam? Cam? 170 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,864 Oh, um, sorry. My mind was elsewhere. 171 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,200 Our neighbor just dropped this off. So sweet. 172 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,535 And guess what? She's a pediatrician. 173 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,245 I mean, how lucky is that? 174 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,830 That's amazing! 175 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,208 Now you don't have to ugly up the house with baby-proofing. 176 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,667 Don't ever have kids. 177 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:23,462 There's champagne, there's truffles, there's caviar... 178 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,548 City folk, huh? I mean, whatever happened to a basket of apples 179 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,800 and a thoughtfully-misspelled note? 180 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,344 I mean, huh? 181 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:33,472 All right, give us a tour, and make sure it includes the bar. 182 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,891 -Yes! -So, let's start down in the karaoke room 183 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,768 and then we'll work our way up to the master. 184 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,770 Sounds like my dream date. 185 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,232 Sorry, I'm a single father, I never get out. 186 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,775 Is this still how we talk? 187 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,693 Okay, no. All right, right this way. 188 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,737 Okay, I hope the big earthquake that we're long overdue for 189 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,322 doesn't hit while you're down there. 190 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,701 You're being so negative. What is wrong with you? 191 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,036 Okay, look, I have to tell someone, 192 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,288 but you cannot repeat it to anyone, especially Mitchell. 193 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:02,584 I just got offered the football job that I wanted in Missouri. 194 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:04,127 -But you just moved in. -I know. 195 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,754 -With a newborn. -I know! 196 00:09:05,838 --> 00:09:06,922 And you were the one pushing for both. 197 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,632 I don't need a recap, it's my crisis! 198 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,217 We're here! 199 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:14,555 Hey. Hey, guys. Wow, Joe, nice haircut. 200 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,639 -See? -See? 201 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,224 I miss his old hair. 202 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,143 It's cute. He looks like Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men. 203 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,479 I wouldn't mind cruising a few good men. 204 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,568 Again, I'm sorry. I spend all my time at kids' birthday parties. 205 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,361 We're really probably better than this now, right? 206 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:32,239 Anyways, we brought you a housewarming gift. 207 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,449 Jay deserves all the credit. 208 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,451 -Close your eyes. -Maybe never open them. 209 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:41,999 -Ta-da! 210 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,458 He's an old-time barkeep. 211 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,503 Now, check it out. He's a big guy like Cam. 212 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,547 And he's got red hair, like you. 213 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:53,135 Dad! This is exactly what we needed, a little whimsy! I love it! 214 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,888 No, you don't. Other gays, tell him. 215 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,973 -We love it. -So cheeky. 216 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,058 We're gonna have so much fun with this guy. 217 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,978 We can throw an Uncle Sam hat on him for the Fourth of July, 218 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,605 a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving. 219 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,440 Or a rainbow wig for Pride. 220 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,984 Well, it's a piece of art. I don't think you want to make it silly. 221 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,069 So, does this, uh, big fella have a name? 222 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:14,823 Sure does. Since he's a combo of Cam and Mitch, he's Kitsch! 223 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:18,869 Yes, he is. Dad, it's perfect. 224 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,456 Great. Now, Mitchell is even happier. I'm gonna die in this house. 225 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,712 -Hi. -Alex, hi. Come in, have a seat. 226 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:33,467 -So, uh... -So, I guess I'll just get right into it. 227 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,845 I... I didn't see this coming when I asked you to work with me, 228 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:40,516 and I guess I'm sort of afraid how you... How you might react, 229 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,268 which explains why I'm acting so awkwardly, 230 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,395 and why this sentence won't seem to end, 231 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,773 which is so delightful when Hugh Grant does it, 232 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:48,899 I just sound like a raving... 233 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,567 -Let me stop you. -Please do. 234 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,446 I think I know what you're trying to say. 235 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:59,618 Uh, it appears there's some romantic tension between us, 236 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,662 and you're afraid that once I sign my contract, 237 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,455 we won't be able to act on it. 238 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:04,665 Uh... 239 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,125 Actually, I was... I was just going to tell you 240 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,586 that our project has been moved to Switzerland. 241 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,215 Damn it, Haley! 242 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,801 Then why were you hemming and hawing, and bringing up Hugh Grant, 243 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,636 which takes every girl right to rom-com? 244 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:21,682 Well, I was afraid that you wouldn't want to move so far, and... 245 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:24,643 And I feel responsible for you quitting your job. 246 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,479 Forget what I said! So, uh, Switzerland, huh? 247 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,898 -Do they pay for housing? -Uh, actually, yeah. 248 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:33,151 Perfect, perfect. That solves a big problem for me. 249 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,612 Yup, count me in. See you at the airport. 250 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:39,533 Oh, hold on. Seems like there's something that we should circle back to. 251 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,617 No, no. No, I'm fine. 252 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:44,329 Alex, I've never considered a romantic relationship with you. 253 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,498 -Oh, great, let's relive it. -I mean, I'm so much older. 254 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,251 -I dated your sister. -All good reasons. 255 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,587 -I'm at a meter, so... -But if it's something 256 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,965 that isn't completely out of the realm of possibility for you, 257 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,844 then I'd be lying if I said it was out of the realm of possibility for me. 258 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:04,057 -Oh. -So, let's go back. 259 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,810 You're saying that if we had a pre-existing relationship, 260 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:11,315 or rather a relationship that existed in a quantum state, like, to entangle... 261 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:15,152 You don't have to dumb it down, but... But, yes. 262 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,779 We'd be good to go, legally speaking. 263 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,406 Huh. 264 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,910 Well, then, maybe we should create evidence now 265 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:25,662 of a relationship that may or may not happen later. 266 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,289 What kind of evidence? 267 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:31,335 I suppose we could exchange saucy texts. 268 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,586 -Seems logical. -Yeah. 269 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,005 Okay. 270 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,804 -"You look beautiful today"? -Is that too much? 271 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:45,390 No. No, no, no, but maybe delete mine... 272 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:49,520 Oh, my God! You're so much better at this than I am! 273 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,938 Shouldn't have sent it. 274 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,525 -Hello, you two. -Hey. 275 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,985 -How about a little quiche? -Oh. How European. 276 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,612 Muah. Muah. 277 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,781 Oh, Ronaldo, what's your secret? 278 00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,659 Cam got offered that coaching job in Missouri, 279 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,536 and Pepper got his eighth face lift! 280 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:06,870 -What? -I know. 281 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,038 We don't buy soup anymore 282 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,082 because he can't close his mouth all the way. 283 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:13,252 -Cam, you got the job? -And you're moving. 284 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,087 Damn it, Ronaldo! Apparently, Pepper's not the only one 285 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,672 who can't keep his mouth closed. 286 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,507 Go, serve your little apps. 287 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,636 -I can't believe this. -Okay, don't panic. 288 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,763 I'm... I'm going to turn it down. 289 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,807 Really? But it's what you've always wanted. 290 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,435 I know, but Mitchell, he's... I've never seen him so happy. 291 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,729 And I can't ruin that. I'm... 292 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,857 I'm not even going to tell him I got the offer. 293 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,568 Look, I am not a fan of the idea of you guys leaving, 294 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,404 but if you don't tell Mitchell, you're going to end up resenting him. 295 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,573 No, that's... That's not how I'm built. 296 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:46,076 I make decisions, move forward, don't look back. No regrets. 297 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:51,290 Hey, everyone, I just want to thank you all for coming to see our new home, 298 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,876 and meet our precious new roommate, Rexford. 299 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:54,960 Aw! 300 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,838 And I also want to thank my wonderful husband, 301 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,841 Cam, who really led the charge and made of all this possible. I... 302 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,595 I couldn't be happier right now, and it's all because of him. 303 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,764 Now, if I could just get him to give up hogging the covers, huh? 304 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,352 'Cause I haven't given up enough for you! 305 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,397 This is so embarrassing. 306 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,567 I just realized Ronaldo was offering me quiche. 307 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:25,407 So, you were never going to tell me you got offered the job? 308 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:29,036 It's just that you just seemed so happy, and I couldn't ask you to give that up. 309 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,830 Cam, you've been wanting to move closer to your family for years. 310 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,833 And this is your dream job. No. 311 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,503 This is my chance to be there for you. 312 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,712 Are you sure? 313 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:44,134 I... I don't care where we live, as long as you're there by my side. 314 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,219 Always. 315 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,720 Aw! 316 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,141 All right. Now, let's celebrate with some champagne. 317 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,351 Yeah. 318 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,063 Mitchell... Mitchell, that was beautiful. 319 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,941 Well, everyone was looking at me, what the was I supposed to say? 320 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,574 How are you feeling? 321 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:10,285 Uh, it's gonna be weird without them being here all the time. 322 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:11,620 Plus, they got the new kid. 323 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,331 Poor guy's gonna grow up with those Missouri closets, 324 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,999 thinking that's normal. 325 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,961 It was so sweet how Mitch didn't have to think twice about going. 326 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,047 Well, it's like he said, it's his turn to support Cam. 327 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,675 Almost the same thing I'm trying to do for you, 328 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,968 except I'm pissing you off. 329 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,679 Because you won't do anything the way that I would do it! 330 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,139 -I don't see anyone else complaining. -That's the worst part. 331 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,392 That nobody needs me! It's 2020. 332 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,687 I shouldn't be losing jobs to an old white man. 333 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,817 When Manny gets homesick, who do you think he's going to call? 334 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,987 When Joe has a nightmare, who does he want? 335 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,615 And when I'm sitting here, already sad about Mitchell leaving, 336 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,076 who do you think I want to walk into this room? 337 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,911 -Me? -Of course. 338 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,872 And I think I know what's going on here. 339 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,249 You're feeling guilty about working. Don't. 340 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,171 Do you think I ever felt guilty working while you held down the fort here? 341 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,756 -You sure didn't. -No, and now it's time for you 342 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,884 to go out into the world and crush it. 343 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,761 While you hold down the fort and look pretty? 344 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:12,848 Well, I'm not just a sex object. I have other gifts. 345 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,226 -Oh. 346 00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,520 -That was a crazy day. -Yeah. 347 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,606 I'm going to be up for a while tonight. 348 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,232 You want to buckle yourself into bed 349 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:23,317 and I'll drive you around until you fall asleep? 350 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,401 -until you fall asleep? 351 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:30,157 You know, I... I don't want to sleep in the driveway. 352 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:35,037 I don't. I want to sleep in our house with our kids, all of them. 353 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,415 With what's going on with Mitchell and Cam, 354 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,918 I just feel like we're losing enough family as it is. 355 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,754 Funny. I was feeling that, too. 356 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:44,922 Mmm. 357 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,965 -You came down so hard on them earlier. -Mmm. 358 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,426 -I'll go give them the good news. -Like hell you will! 359 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,554 -Hey. -Hi. 360 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:53,639 Oh, good, you're home. 361 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:54,973 Yeah. Are your brother and sister here? 362 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,975 I want to talk about this whole living situation. 363 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,602 Actually, problem solved. 364 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,437 -I'm moving to Switzerland. -What? 365 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,231 They're transferring my research team there. 366 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:05,567 I get housing and everything, so you're good. 367 00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,611 Like, "hot chocolate" Switzerland? 368 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,905 -Oh, hey, did you tell them our news? -Uh, just mine. 369 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,699 Dylan and I are moving out, too. 370 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,660 Oh, but you don't have to. 371 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:18,163 We want to. You guys are right, it's time for us to go. 372 00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:20,791 We did the math and we realized we had $1 million. 373 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,919 Then we had Alex check the math, and turns out we don't, 374 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,462 but we do have enough for a cute apartment. 375 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,756 Now that they don't test on animals, 376 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,676 I've made extra money doing clinical trials at work. 377 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,135 The hours are long, 378 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,387 -but the mazes are fun. 379 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,681 Sweet, you're all here. 380 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,683 Everyone can relax, I'll be the one who goes. 381 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,477 -Oh, no, no, Luke, it's okay. -No, no, no, I lied before. 382 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,147 I actually did hear back from University of Oregon. 383 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,399 I got in. 384 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,068 -Amazing! -Oh, honey, that's wonderful. 385 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,028 -We're so proud of you. -That's amazing, Luke. 386 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,738 Yeah, congrats. 387 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:56,493 Wait, you're... You're all moving out? 388 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,995 Really, we are? 389 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,663 -Yeah. -Weird. 390 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,335 Oh, it's Arvin. Sorry, I've got to respond to it. 391 00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,212 It's a work thing. 392 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,799 I've gotta get ready. I've got a date. 393 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,596 -Oh, there they are. -I bet you're not going to miss that. 394 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,764 Oh, Luke, I'm in here! 395 00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:18,849 What are you doing? 396 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,058 Oh, get out! 397 00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,356 I am going to miss this. 398 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,443 Me, too. 399 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,573 Hey. Everybody's gone. 400 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,783 Look... 401 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,161 I haven't called the college yet. 402 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:43,957 I wanted to talk to you first. I know you were being generous up there... 403 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,585 You know me, I... I can be happy anywhere. 404 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:51,215 No, seriously, after some time, I'll forget all about this place. 405 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,675 We named our son after the street. 406 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,178 So we'll just change his name to the new street. 407 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:59,723 The coach's house is at the intersection of Route 13 and Burnt Corn Lane. 408 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,435 Dear God, what are we doing? I... I'm not gonna fit in. 409 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,563 What if no one likes me? What if I can't find a job? 410 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,274 Are there... Are there lattes? Are there art house theaters? 411 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,109 What if I never see a black and white movie? 412 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,736 Or a black and white couple? 413 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,988 Hey. Where are we on this move? 414 00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:17,866 That's what Daddy and I are talking about right now, sweetie. 415 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,868 'Cause I have a major project due on Tuesday, 416 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,037 and I'm not saying I haven't started it, 417 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,082 but if you asked to see what I've done so far, there wouldn't be anything. 418 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,792 We're going. 419 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,670 Are you sure? 420 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:33,715 I'm gonna need a little time to adjust, but we... We are going. 421 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,928 -Are you okay with that? -Totally. I'll reinvent myself. 422 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,181 I'm gonna dye my hair blue and carry around an emotional support pig. 423 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,141 Oh, I know... I know just the pig! 424 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,476 Cam, well, call the college. 425 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,186 Okay, I just want this to be the right thing. 426 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,647 If this ends up hurting the family, I would never forgive myself. 427 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,233 No. No, we're stronger than that, okay? We're gonna be fine. 428 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,860 -Yeah. 429 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,862 -Not... Not now, Lily. -You guys are gonna end up singing. 430 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,238 Just get to it. 431 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:59,825 Excuse me, young lady, having a serious conversation here, okay? 432 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,369 Do not reduce us to a couple of stereotypical... 433 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,246 My love 434 00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:10,419 There's only you in my life 435 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:15,340 The only thing that's bright 436 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,676 Why do I always have to sing the female part? 437 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,138 My first love 438 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:26,393 You're every breath that I take 439 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:31,064 You're every step I make 440 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,525 Ugh! What was I thinking? 441 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:38,947 You will always be 442 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:44,786 My endless love 443 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:51,293 Two hearts Two hearts that beat as one 444 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,837 Ew, I do not like being the first person at a party. 445 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,214 Oh, actually, you're the last one. 446 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,507 Yeah, Sal, everybody's gone. 447 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:59,968 What? Boo! Gays used to be so fun before kids. 448 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,803 Come on, let's do shots! 449 00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:04,348 You know this house is only a block from my new place. 450 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,434 Well, it's not "mine," but I get to stay there for free 451 00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:10,145 'cause I let the guy who owns it watch me on web cams. 452 00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:14,149 Boo, I'm going to be coming over all the time. 453 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,317 Yay! 454 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,488 And, um, Happy Face Emoji here can babysit my dogs and kid, 455 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,448 and you guys cook, right? 456 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,325 'Cause my gummy's kicking in. 457 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,868 Actually, I'm feeling better about the move already. 458 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:25,953 Yeah.