1 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:05,396 Aww, goodbye, drawer dedicated to batteries and takeout menus. 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,529 [ Gasps ] And goodbye, wall dent, 3 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:10,271 from when we thoughtLily was a trombone prodigy. 4 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:11,924 [ Groans ] 5 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,274 Mitchell! 6 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,276 That was your last eye rollin this house! 7 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,929 You know what,when the new baby comes, 8 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,409 can you not do it as much? 9 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:20,672 Because, you know, you did itaround Lily a lot, and... 10 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:22,674 [ Scoffs ] 11 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,328 Okay -- hey, hey, no, no, no.Don't throw those away. 12 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,200 I-I might want to use those 13 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,636 for my big baby revealto the family. 14 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:30,117 If he's bald, I can doa whole Elton John thing. 15 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,466 Not only are we moving, 16 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:34,338 but we're adopting a babythat's due in two weeks. 17 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:37,689 And that is stressing me out because eleven years ago, 18 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,517 I revealed Lily with "The Lion King," 19 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,345 and there's a lot of pressure -- 20 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:42,999 Self-imposed....to top myself. 21 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,871 So, I've been workshopping a few ideas. 22 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,091 I hope everyone here likes... 23 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,092 baby! 24 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,572 [ Chuckles ] 25 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,226 I can see that taking everyone's breath away, no? 26 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:55,881 Uh, I'm more concerned aboutthe city taking our baby away. 27 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:59,189 --Captions by VITAC-- 28 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,887 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 29 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:04,673 and brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 30 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:07,154 ♪♪ 31 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:11,375 Okay, the repair guys are gonna be here in five minutes. 32 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:13,247 [ Sighs ] I can't believe I'm saying this, 33 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,249 but we might actually be getting away with -- 34 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,686 Hey! Hey! What are you guys doing home? 35 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:19,166 Yeah, I thought you wentto that beach cleanup. 36 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,255 Well, we tried, but the beach yoga people 37 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,344 wouldn't even move a hundred feet down. 38 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,780 You'd think they'd have been a little more flexible. 39 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,347 Oh, Phil. 40 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,784 The good news is, we're backand we are here 41 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,307 to help you set upfor the twins' Easter party. 42 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:31,569 Um, we're good. 43 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:33,136 Anyway,we got this covered. 44 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,138 And you guys had such a long morning, 45 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,271 why don't Gamma and Grampy grab a nap 46 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,186 so that they're fresh for the party, huh? 47 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,361 Okay. [ Chuckles ] 48 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,319 Okay. But I -- 49 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:44,147 It's all good. We got it. 50 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,366 Last weekend, Mom and Dad 51 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:47,281 went to the artichoke festival in Monterey. 52 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:48,760 And Dylan's mom had the twins, 53 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,806 so we took the opportunityto have a little party, 54 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,242 just to seeif we still had it in us. 55 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,809 We did. 56 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,724 [ Hip-hop music plays ]I'm trackin' the pizza guy, 57 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,204 the pizza guy, the pizza guy! 58 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:59,206 His name is Ibrahim! 59 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:02,383 Don't forget the garlic knots, garlic knots, garlic knots! 60 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,994 Yo! This party is the GOAT. 61 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:06,430 Greatest of all time. 62 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,389 I'm Doug,your across-the-street neighbor. 63 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,304 I was just curbin' my bins, heard the party noise, 64 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:11,174 thought I'd join up. 65 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,002 Want a refill on that? 66 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:15,352 There is no scenariowhere I accept a drink from you. 67 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:16,484 Lit. 68 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:21,402 Nice to see the Dunphy namestill carries some party clout. 69 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:23,578 Ah! [ Groans ] 70 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,188 You know, we're running lowon jungle juice. 71 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,408 Just soak it up with a toweland wring it back into your cup. 72 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,888 Mm. Okay. 73 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,020 [ Laughing ] Cool! 74 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:32,326 What kind is that? 75 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,545 Uch. Can I have oneconversation tonight 76 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,373 without someone asking me about my snake? 77 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,374 [ Thud ] 78 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,202 Ohh! Good Lord! 79 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,465 What happened?!I slipped on that drink you spilled. 80 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:44,990 Oh! Hurt my ankle really bad. 81 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,209 I mean, I don't want to sue you, 82 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:47,863 but I don't really see any other option. 83 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:48,690 Do you? 84 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,389 So now I work for Doug. 85 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:55,000 Hey, everybody! 86 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,698 Ibrahim has arrived, has a-- 87 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,265 [ Screams ] 88 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,701 [ People gasp ] 89 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,616 Don't stare at it! Put it out! 90 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:04,096 ♪♪ 91 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,620 We made some temporary fixes 92 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,448 and scheduled repairs for today, 93 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:09,406 when Mom and Dad said they'd be at the beach. 94 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,408 Then they came home early. 95 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:14,368 It's just hard whenyou can't trust family members. 96 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:17,414 "Don't Gamma and Grampywant to take a nap?" 97 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,850 That's not insulting to you? 98 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,461 [ Snoring ] Phil. 99 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,419 Phil!I...wasn't sleeping. I was listening. 100 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:23,812 And g-good for you. 101 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:26,075 That is -- That is a lot of steps for one day. 102 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:28,295 I was talking about the kids. 103 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,297 They're treating uslike actual grandparents 104 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,168 instead of the -- the... 105 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,736 premature grandparents we clearly are. 106 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,912 I'm the only onein my aqua aerobics class 107 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,957 who doesn't need twonoodles. [ Chuckles ] 108 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:42,309 I put the eggs in a cute basketfor the Easter egg hunt. 109 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:43,397 I saw it in a magazine. 110 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,354 Cute. 111 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:45,747 Claire: Haley.Oh, no. 112 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,749 Honey, your dad and Ididn't feel like taking a nap. 113 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,403 Why don't you give us a jobfor the party? 114 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:51,709 Uh, well, we could use some help dyeing these eggs. 115 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,407 But why don't you change for the party first? 116 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,409 Oh, good idea! Yes! 117 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,149 Phil, wakey, wakey! 118 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:58,629 Okay, we got sixty seconds, people. 119 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,152 We gotta move fast. Come on. Come on. 120 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,458 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 121 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,330 [ Indistinct talking ]Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 122 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,418 Come on, move faster! 123 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:07,334 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! 124 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:08,987 Would you hurry it up a little bit? 125 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,337 Oh, come on! 126 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,774 Get out of here now! Go, go, go! 127 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,167 Thank you so much. I love you guys so much. Bye! 128 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,997 Okay. I thinkwe actually got away with it. 129 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:19,998 Oh, no. 130 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,478 I have to stop saying that. 131 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:23,698 That dude from the party said that his python was pregnant. 132 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,308 Do you think those could be her eggs? 133 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,570 Oh, my God! 134 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,877 Is one of them hatching? 135 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,008 That's so disgusting!Ohh. 136 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:31,532 We have to cancel the party! 137 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:32,707 What? No way! 138 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,012 We just got back inwith this parent group 139 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:35,971 after our daughter's biting spree. 140 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:37,799 If they didn't love their kids being gummed 141 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,714 by an adorable toddler, I don't think they're gonna 142 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,455 love their kids getting punctured by a python! 143 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:42,760 Calm down. 144 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,806 Snakes lay all their eggs in one dark place. 145 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:47,112 I've got them all here. I'm gonna run them by the pet store. 146 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:49,114 Oh, my God. Is one of them moving? Get them out of here. 147 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:49,941 They're so gross. Gross, gross, gross, gross. 148 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:52,379 [ Groans ] 149 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,859 Hey, where you running off to, little buddy? 150 00:04:57,601 --> 00:05:00,735 And where are you running off to, big buddy? 151 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,218 Hey, stranger! 152 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,786 Going out again? I barely see you these days. 153 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,006 I'd love to hang out, Jay, butI've got a wine club meeting. 154 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:12,703 What, are you into wine? I love wine! 155 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,792 Okay. See ya.Wait a minute! 156 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,228 I'm gonna open a bottle later on. 157 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,405 Why don't you bring oneand we'll have a little tasting? 158 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:19,754 I guessI wouldn't mind that. 159 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:22,060 I'll stop by the store on my way back. 160 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,411 While you're there, would you bea prince and pick me up a soda? 161 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,934 I've got homework. 162 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,196 Where'd you get a fifty? 163 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:28,328 Don't worry about it. 164 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:33,507 Gloria: Welcome to your new house! 165 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,727 I don't remember this room feeling so stark and cold. 166 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:39,600 Luckily this is a smart house. 167 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,776 Adam, warm light mode. 168 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,038 [ Beep ]Adam: Initiating. 169 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,387 Oh! Oh, no -- no! 170 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,868 No, that just brings out the molding around the windows. 171 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:49,523 I -- Does it feel like we're in a nursing home? 172 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,394 Adam, party mode! 173 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:52,482 [ Beep ] Initiating. 174 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:53,962 [ Dance music plays ] 175 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:56,181 Oh, God. No!No, that's -- that's even worse. 176 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,444 I'm -- I'm sorry, I just -- 177 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,881 I don't feel like I've ever been in this house before. 178 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,448 [ Music continues ]Adam, I swear to God! 179 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:02,623 [ Beep ] Initiating. 180 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,233 Did we just make a huge mistake? 181 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,669 Mitchell, you know you hate change. 182 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,236 Remember whenyou shaved your beard? 183 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,847 You screamed in the mirror,"Oh, my God, you look hideous!" 184 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:11,196 That was you. 185 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,548 I mean, you have been a crab all day long. 186 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,463 How do you know?You haven't even been around us! 187 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,203 I took a crazy guess. 188 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,641 Look, this is buyer's remorse. 189 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:23,992 I learned that from my mentor, Phil Dunphy, 190 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,428 and I know how to fix it. 191 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,909 Come with me if you want to live... 192 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:31,347 in this house...and not be a bummer to everyone. 193 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,001 Lily, you need to help me start unpacking. 194 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:35,351 We need to work on my baby reveal. 195 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,571 Adam, thinking mode. 196 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:38,789 [ Beep ] Initiating. 197 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,052 [ Serene music plays ] 198 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:46,710 I know it sounds crazy, but it works. 199 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:49,104 In order to accept the new house, 200 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:52,716 you have to properly say goodbye to thisplace. 201 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,718 Okay, I'm not talkingto a house. Okay? 202 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:57,025 And -- And why are the moversjust sitting out there? 203 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,070 Don't worry about them. I'll handle them. 204 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:00,594 I used to be a mover. 205 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:03,901 I kind of fell into it when I helped an ex-boyfriend 206 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:06,513 steal his brother's refrigerator. 207 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,515 Okay, wait, so you've beena cab driver, a hairdresser, 208 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:11,169 a spokesmodel, and a mover. 209 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,736 I-Is your life real? 210 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:13,824 Is anythingreal? 211 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:16,044 That was a question that I asked myself 212 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:18,089 when I was a philosophy professor. 213 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:21,745 Now, say goodbye to the house. 214 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:24,748 Tell ithow much it meant to you. 215 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:28,099 Be honest with each other, like two lovers 216 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:31,668 that know that the time has comewhen they must part ways. 217 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,104 Okay, well, usually, I would just 218 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:34,497 take my gym membership off his keychain 219 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:35,542 and then introduce him to my mother. 220 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,938 [ Door closes ] 221 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:42,287 Hey, house. 222 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:43,767 Hey, you humps! 223 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,726 We're paying you by the hour! 224 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:46,857 We're on a coffee break, lady. 225 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,511 Oh, don't give me that. 226 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,121 I used to do your job. 227 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:53,385 And this attitude,this is why people hate movers. 228 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:55,344 That and all the stealing. 229 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,302 Whoa! You think you can do better? 230 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,522 [ Chuckles ] I hateto burst your bubble wrap, 231 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,002 but I knowI can. 232 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,744 We actually double booked today,so this works out. 233 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:04,788 Have at it. 234 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,529 Oh, no, no, no, no! Ay, wait! 235 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,705 Come back, humps! 236 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,141 Lily: What are you doing with the cat? 237 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,403 Okay, don't worry. 238 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:14,145 On the day, I will replace Larrywith the baby. 239 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,365 Once the family is all seatedaround the table, 240 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:18,585 I'll undo the security rope 241 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,717 and then let the babyhover above the table 242 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,240 for all the family to marvel at. 243 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:23,633 [ Chuckles ] 244 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,766 [ Cellphone rings ]Wait. Phone's ringing. 245 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,202 [ Cellphone beeps ]Hello? 246 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,160 Yes, speaking. 247 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,466 What? 248 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,773 [ Larry meows ] 249 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:33,730 No! 250 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,473 [ Piano music plays ] 251 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,780 Oh, honey, did you just takea sip from the paintbrush water? 252 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,956 [ Chuckling ] I think I'd know if I did, Claire. 253 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:45,133 Oh! This must be the grandparents' table! 254 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:46,656 I wouldn't say that.No, I d-- I don't think -- 255 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:50,399 These are the kids' grandparents, Gamma and Grampy. 256 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,009 Oh, nice to meet you. 257 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,707 I'm Meemaw. This is Bobo. 258 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:56,144 Have you met GimGim and Mimsy? 259 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,798 Oh, you know what?Why don't you take our seats? 260 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,669 I thinkwe're at the wrong table. 261 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,366 Oh! My back! 262 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,020 Oh, it happens to me all the time. 263 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,413 Oh. 264 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,589 I'm gonna get you the name of these shoes. 265 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,635 Doug,I have cooked for you, 266 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,071 spray tanned you, 267 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,682 taken twoof your sign spinning shifts. 268 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,641 Are we seriously not even yet? 269 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,425 I think you're making too big a deal about this. 270 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,732 I just need you to dress up like Harley Quinn 271 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,603 and give a foot massage to the winner of my game night. 272 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,778 Don't worry. 273 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,345 I'm gonna win. 274 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:29,612 And get this, Gerald fell again. 275 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:30,874 Wrist this time. 276 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,616 That man's got more pins in him than a tailor's mouth. 277 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,052 [ Light laughter ] 278 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,446 He never learned how to fall the right way. 279 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,882 Too proud. 280 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,275 Wait, there's a right way to fall? 281 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,798 Really? A follow-up? 282 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:45,846 Resist the temptation to break the fall with the hands. 283 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,412 Land on your bottom. 284 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,850 Aim for the meat, not the bone. 285 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,503 Oh -- Mimsy! 286 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,418 [ Guests gasp ] 287 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:54,550 See? Good as new. 288 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,857 My dear husband, such a gentleman. 289 00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:00,251 He always opens the bathtub doorfor me. [ Chuckles ] 290 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,427 Yeah. Would you excuse usjust a second? 291 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:06,475 [ Laughter ] 292 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,432 'Cause she was. 293 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,825 It's not good. 294 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,001 Oh, totally! 295 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,699 We're just remembering something that happened 296 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,701 on our last Negroni crawl in Frogtown. 297 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,267 Oh, Frogtown! 298 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,834 Oh, "Bird on a bird!""Bird on a bird!" 299 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,227 [ Laughter ] 300 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,794 Oh, you all got the TikTok invite 301 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,578 Bridget from Quibi sent out for her matcha pop-up 302 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,492 on Thursday, right? 303 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,885 You guys down? 304 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:26,364 Oh, yeah, that sounds... 305 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,931 frosty. 306 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,368 [ Sighs ] Small hiccup. 307 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,457 When I got to the pet store, I was down one python egg, 308 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,155 which means --There's one still here. 309 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,505 Yeah, and I just checked theliving room, and it's not there. 310 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,812 Okay, nuggets! Everyone outside! 311 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,683 It's time for the egg hunt! 312 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:41,553 [ Children cheering ] 313 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,730 Hey. Small hiccup. 314 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,819 Now it's timefor the bottle Ibrought. 315 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,820 Unh-unh-unh! 316 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,691 Fresh glasses. 317 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:52,564 This, my friend,is a 2009 Chateau Trotanoy. 318 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,870 You might wantto cinch your belt up. 319 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,959 It's liableto blow your trousers off. 320 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,918 Mm. 321 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,093 It's nice. 322 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,268 "Nice"? 323 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,922 I understand why youwould like it, 324 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:04,359 but...this is what my wine club friends 325 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,708 would call "an obvious choice." 326 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,842 I get it. You haven't developeda taste for fine wine yet. 327 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,495 Um, I hate to say it, 328 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,759 but I probably know more about wine than youdo. 329 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,717 Two months ago,you couldn't drink rosé 330 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,371 unless it was mixed with Snapple. 331 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,199 There's only one wayto settle this -- 332 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,592 are you upfor a little blind taste test? 333 00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:21,985 Bring it. 334 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:25,510 Joe, go to the wine cellar,pick out five random bottles. 335 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,208 We have a wine cellar?What's a wine cellar? 336 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,949 Mitchell: You were my first. 337 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,951 And we'd both been through so much. 338 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,604 I mean, I was neurotic. 339 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,869 You had a-a bathroom off the kitchen. 340 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,653 But we both found each other. 341 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,741 [ Sniffles ] 342 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,351 Anyway, I -- 343 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,137 I-I-I feel like, um, I have to say something. 344 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,008 It's not you. It's -- It's me. 345 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,618 [ Voice breaking ] I just, um... 346 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,272 I need more space. 347 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,972 But we could still remember the good times. 348 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,669 Um, like -- like when I first moved in 349 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,149 and all I had was that boombox. 350 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,196 Yeah, um... what do you say? Yeah. 351 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,329 Huh? 352 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,113 One more time? 353 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,898 ♪♪ 354 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:11,034 ♪ Now I've had the time of my life ♪ 355 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:15,647 ♪ No, I never felt like this before ♪ 356 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:20,261 ♪ Yes, I swear it's the truth 357 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,916 What do you say? Huh? 358 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,482 Takes you right back, right? 359 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,136 To Valentine's Day 2003... 360 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,052 and four. 361 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,228 ♪ And I owe it all to you 362 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,839 Mitchell: Gloria was right. 363 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,929 Once I said goodbye, I was able to embrace this new house 364 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,888 and spend the next few weeks getting ready for the baby. 365 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,498 I just needed closure. 366 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,370 And -- And s-- And so did the drapes. 367 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:46,026 Because the -- the dancing got, uh -- g-got pretty dirty. 368 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:53,294 ♪ Because I've had the time of my life ♪ 369 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:57,907 ♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪ 370 00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:02,303 ♪ Yes, I swear it's the truth 371 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,000 ♪ And I owe it all to you [ Door opens ]Cameron: Mitchell! 372 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,220 The baby's here. He's early. 373 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,004 [ Music stops ]What? I-I'm not ready! 374 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,223 Well, getready. 375 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,877 And we willbe discussing why you were 376 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:11,703 "Time-of-my-Life-ing" without me. 377 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:17,100 [ Both slurp, swish ] 378 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:20,060 The uneducated palate wouldidentify this as a Cabernet, 379 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,323 when, in fact,it is a Merlot from Bordeaux. 380 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,933 Correct. 381 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,326 Oh! Lucky guess. 382 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,893 In my twenties, I befriended 383 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,417 a sommelier from Paris --Marcel Caron. 384 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,332 In fact,I went to stay with him. 385 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,638 We'd drink wine all night and fall asleep 386 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:37,338 to the sound of an accordionon the Rue de Montparnasse. 387 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:40,123 Much like this wine, that story has too many fruity notes. 388 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:40,907 Next glass. 389 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,170 And...sip. 390 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,651 [ Both slurp, swish ] 391 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,089 Mm. 392 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,701 That is a mature Napa Valley Cabernet. 393 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,137 Correct. 394 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,443 Unh! Eat that, old man! 395 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,010 You know, you don'thave to spike the football 396 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,881 every timeyou get an answer right. 397 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,101 Only you could make talking about wine 398 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,102 into something obnoxious. 399 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,887 Score is tied, two-two. 400 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,280 Time now for the final wine. 401 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,197 [ Both slurp, swish ] 402 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,549 And to reveal the answer... 403 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,942 Wait a minute. 404 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,160 Maybe we shouldn't. 405 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,945 Before we turned thisinto a competition, 406 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,251 we were both having fun,right? 407 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,297 We were doing somethingwe both liked. 408 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,255 It did occur to me that this whole afternoon, 409 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,344 neither one of us checked our watch once. 410 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,085 And if we flip this over,one of us is gonna feel bad 411 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,391 and it could ruin the thing. 412 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,307 I mean, let's face it,we don't have a ton in common, 413 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:36,310 but today I sawa little bit of me in you. 414 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,181 You can be a competitive jerk. 415 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,401 And based on that summer in Paris story, 416 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,794 you can be kind of a sensitive, even perfumy type of -- 417 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,318 That'll do. 418 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,972 Look, when you get backfrom your trip, 419 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,538 why don't we make this a thing? 420 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,063 We'll have a wine tastingonce a month -- 421 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,847 without the competition. 422 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,674 I'm in. 423 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,856 Damn it! 424 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,034 Competitive bastard. 425 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,341 [ Chuckling ] Oh, I love that kid. 426 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,212 [ Sighs ] 427 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,953 Time to face facts, honey. 428 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,216 It's the grandparent's tablefor us. 429 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,784 Grandpa Phil, huh? Mm. 430 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,221 Guess I could get used to shaving naked at the gym. 431 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,788 Mm. 432 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,008 The hardest part is, our kidsaren't gonna need us anymore. 433 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,401 And it does meanswe raised them right. 434 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,663 On the bright side, 435 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,970 one of them actually vacuumedthe living room rug, 436 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,189 and...looks brand new. 437 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,103 Haley: Guys, help! 438 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,409 Don't listen to her!I need you more! 439 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,194 I spilled my drinkat the party, and Doug cameWe had a huge party, and a snake guy came, 440 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,152 and slipped and hurt his ankle,and nowand the snake laid eggs, and it accidentally 441 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,632 he's gonna sue us unless I --got mixed in with the Easter eggs --Shut up! 442 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,547 Mom, I know you told menot to buy expensive sunglasses 443 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,983 because I'd only lose them, but then I -- 444 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,158 They're on your head. 445 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,553 Oh. Cool. 446 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,554 [ Scoffs ] 447 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,990 Haley: Hey! You find it? 448 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,687 No, but I just realized 449 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,994 why they call rollingtwo ones with dice "snake eggs." 450 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,126 That's snake eyes. 451 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,171 Oh.Then what did Irealize? 452 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,564 Don't worry. I got this. 453 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,218 What's with the bunny suit? 454 00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,915 Well, I needed a plausiblereason to be out in the yard. 455 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,264 It's your house. 456 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,178 Okay,I-I like the costume. 457 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,397 I found one! 458 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,486 Oh, no! On it! 459 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,053 Ooh! 460 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,142 I've never seenso many pretty ones. 461 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,230 Mama! 462 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:13,015 The Easter Bunny stole my basket! 463 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,235 T-That's becauseI'm the Easter Bandit. 464 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,845 You werea little bad last year. 465 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,064 I know. 466 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,153 I have five now! 467 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,024 Five eggs?! 468 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,635 Well, congratulations! 469 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:28,161 You get to trade these five eggs 470 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,597 for one... 471 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,816 solar path light! 472 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:32,817 Girl: This egg's moving! 473 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,123 Wait, wait, wait! 474 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,169 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 475 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,433 That is a magic egg. 476 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,304 Ohh! 477 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,132 Close your eyes and make a wish. 478 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,657 Okay. 479 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,137 Where's my egg? 480 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,921 Disappeared. Gotta go! 481 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,837 Uh, can I at leastget a picture with you? 482 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,100 Uh... Grandpa! 483 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,016 [ Egg cracking ]Uh-oh. 484 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,063 One very quick pic. 485 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,238 [ Camera clicks ] 486 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,892 Uhp! Got my own finger.Sorry. 487 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,459 Ah. 488 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,330 Well, that's me. How'd I do that? 489 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,462 Here we go. 490 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,333 [ Cellphone rings ] 491 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,856 Wait. I'm getting a call. 492 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,206 Who do I know in Delaware? 493 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,511 Let it go to voicemail, Jim! 494 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,338 Okay. 495 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,471 Stop squirming, Easter Bunny! 496 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,863 And one... 497 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,213 Three![ Camera clicks ] 498 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,779 Got it.Have a good year, everybody! 499 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,259 Be good! Especially you! 500 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,308 What is the big emergency, Alex? 501 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,223 I was using my Shop-Vac to give myself a hickey 502 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,093 to show the guys at game night. 503 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,008 Hello, Doug. 504 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,793 Oh. The mother. 505 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,491 Look, Alex isn'tcoming to game night. 506 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,320 She's also not cooking you ribs, doing your laundry, 507 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,322 or getting you an online M.B.A. 508 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,801 Actually, I might finish that. 509 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:44,933 I really think we could make the Dean's List.Tch! 510 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,369 Well, we had a deal, 511 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,241 so if she's not gonna keep up her end, 512 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,546 I guess I'll just have to sue. 513 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,157 Oh, no, no, no, Doug. 514 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,289 I thinkthat we can work that out 515 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,510 right here, right now. 516 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,294 What do you think... 517 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,775 of this number? 518 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,604 I'd like it a lot better with another zero on the end. 519 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,127 Oh. Okay. Yeah. 520 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,390 Well... I blame myself. 521 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,131 You -- You try to instill 522 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,134 a sense of responsibilityin your children, and... 523 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,701 [ Voice breaking ]obviously, I failed. 524 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:14,832 [ Chuckles ] 525 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,399 I don't know why I'm surprised. 526 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:17,574 It's the story of my life. 527 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:18,793 [ Sighs ] 528 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:22,579 Loveless marriage, no job,and now... 529 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,364 Some reason,I thought that being a mother 530 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,844 would be the one thing I got right. 531 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,672 Well...[ Inhales deeply, sighs ] 532 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,588 Could you at least waittill Wednesday to cash this? 533 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,504 Um... 534 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,158 No. 535 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,160 Sorry about your miserable life. 536 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,597 I have faith that you'll get it together. 537 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:41,772 Ohh! Oh, Mom! 538 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,035 Oh! Oh, my wrist! 539 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,254 My wrist!Oh, my God. 540 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,386 It's broken! He pushed me! 541 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,996 No, I didn't! 542 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,215 Yes! You did!I saw it. 543 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,304 That's elder abuse. 544 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,741 You messedwith the wrong Gamma. 545 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:57,397 Long story short, Doug and I decided to call it even. 546 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,530 And, thanks to me,not one child got bit. 547 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,184 [ Groans ] Are you really gonna keep that thing? 548 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:05,361 Do we alwayshave to talk about my snake? 549 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,667 Okay, this is too soon. 550 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,364 She wasn't supposed togive birth for two more weeks. 551 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,887 Yeah, and, you know, not to be critical of women, 552 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,542 but how hard is it just to hold it in? 553 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,891 You know, I had that giant coffee 554 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,632 and sat through Manny's one-man "Uncle Vanya." 555 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,243 We -- We -- We stillhaven't baby-proofed. 556 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,070 We don't -- We don't havea changing table. 557 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,203 I haven't even started painting the mural above the baby's crib yet. 558 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,900 Okay, so I guessthere are somepositives. 559 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,815 Guys! Oh!Oh! Oh![ Tires screech ] 560 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,861 Lily, I'm so sorry. I forgot you're back there. 561 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,429 And every time you speak, it's like a -- a ghost popping out. 562 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,344 There's no carseat back here. 563 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,910 Okay, Lily, you don't need a carseat. 564 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,477 Honey, not everythingis about you! Come on! 565 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,262 For the baby! 566 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,872 Oh. Oh, my G-- Oh, my God! 567 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:40,135 It's packed away. It's --It's in the moving truck. 568 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,832 Okay, but can -- can you hurry? 569 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,443 Sorry I was late. 570 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,575 A smokey set up a bear trap, 571 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,664 and I had to back off the hammer. 572 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,058 I'll get your carseat in no time. 573 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,059 Where are the movers? 574 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:55,194 Those were no movers. They were just men carrying boxes. 575 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,893 [ Glass shattering ] 576 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,374 Those things were broken before we packed them, huh? 577 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,419 Are we sure we put the carseat in right? 578 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:04,594 What do you mean, we? 579 00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,466 I-I-I don't know. it felt shaky! 580 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,641 Oh, God, this is bad.This is really bad. 581 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:08,946 We don't have diapers,we don't have formula -- 582 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,252 I don't even know where we live. 583 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,036 If somebody asks for an address,what am I supposed to say? 584 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,386 "Some new house someplace"? 585 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,517 Guys.Aaah! Ohhh, my gosh! 586 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,346 O-O-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're awful. 587 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,521 We haven't even checked in with you. 588 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,349 You -- You must be freaking out, too. 589 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:23,265 No, I'm not, and neither are you. 590 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,832 This is just your process. 591 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,312 You get hysterical, 592 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,922 you worry about every detail, 593 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,489 then you turn on each other... 594 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,707 No, we don't!Yes, we do. 595 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,361 How dare you. 596 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,536 And after all that craziness, 597 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,451 when it really matters the most, you... 598 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,452 W-What? 599 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,324 W-W-What do we do? 600 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,108 ♪♪ 601 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,458 [ Baby coos ] 602 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,852 Our son. 603 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,114 He's beautiful. 604 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,204 We got this. 605 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,510 Yeah. Yeah. 606 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,163 ♪♪ 607 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,517 Okay, so, Gloria said she set up Joe's old bassinet in our bedroom, 608 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,780 and I think we have enoughdiapers to last us till morning. 609 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,390 D-Don't forget to support his head. 610 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,523 I will.It's not my first rodeo. 611 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,003 [ Gasps ] Oh, I can't waitto take him to his first rodeo. 612 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,310 [ Chuckles ] Okay, um, she's asking what time 613 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,356 she should bring everyone by for the baby reveal. 614 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:11,792 I don't know, may-- 615 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,011 Maybe it should just bethe four of us tonight, huh? 616 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,796 Aww. 617 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,928 You know, I... think I finally realized 618 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,017 what this house has been missingall along. 619 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,497 [ Baby coos ] 620 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,021 Recessed lighting.Totally.