1 00:00:00,437 --> 00:00:02,951 Kids, breakfast! Luke, why don't you have some fruit? 2 00:00:02,957 --> 00:00:04,123 Nah, I'm good. 3 00:00:06,019 --> 00:00:07,586 Fine. I'll have some. 4 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:09,259 Phil! Slow down! 5 00:00:09,261 --> 00:00:10,527 I'm sorry, Claire. 6 00:00:10,931 --> 00:00:13,097 Unlike at home, I'm the captain here. 7 00:00:17,237 --> 00:00:18,903 Damn it, Phil, knock it off! 8 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:20,347 Copy that. 9 00:00:20,815 --> 00:00:23,358 You know, I like having these. We should get some for the house. 10 00:00:23,365 --> 00:00:25,543 No, you're not going to ask me "what time is lunch?" 11 00:00:25,545 --> 00:00:27,245 every day through a talkie-walkie. 12 00:00:29,082 --> 00:00:30,582 Cam, we need to talk about this. 13 00:00:30,584 --> 00:00:32,283 We... We have these lamps at home. 14 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,115 Okay, we have boat lamps. 15 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,654 I know. It's so validating. 16 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,918 It's like that time we saw our can opener 17 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,187 in that dog-food commercial. 18 00:00:40,189 --> 00:00:41,255 We rented a houseboat. 19 00:00:41,257 --> 00:00:42,957 My dad wanted us to take a big lake trip 20 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:45,332 so we could see the first total eclipse in 99 years. 21 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:48,485 You know, growing up on a farm, I always fantasized about lake life. 22 00:00:48,492 --> 00:00:50,192 Yeah. You know, anyone can go to the lake. 23 00:00:50,194 --> 00:00:52,094 Only the elite can sleep on it. 24 00:00:52,096 --> 00:00:53,896 My parents used to take Claire and me 25 00:00:53,898 --> 00:00:55,297 every summer when we were kids. 26 00:00:55,299 --> 00:00:57,766 Oh, I just never dreamed I would marry into a lake family. 27 00:00:58,832 --> 00:01:00,799 We have this pillow, too. 28 00:01:00,801 --> 00:01:02,367 I'm beginning to question our taste. 29 00:01:02,369 --> 00:01:05,704 Oh, don't be ridiculous. We have great taste. 30 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:07,640 What's all this, then? 31 00:01:07,646 --> 00:01:09,474 The doctor said absolutely no sun 32 00:01:09,476 --> 00:01:10,876 while I'm on these antibiotics. 33 00:01:10,878 --> 00:01:11,979 And what would happen? 34 00:01:11,985 --> 00:01:15,300 Because if it's anything short of death, I-I think you should risk it. 35 00:01:23,353 --> 00:01:27,944 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 36 00:01:28,428 --> 00:01:31,229 - Morning. - Good Morning! Who's hungry? 37 00:01:31,231 --> 00:01:34,566 - Manny, how do you take your eggs? - Like God made 'em. 38 00:01:37,104 --> 00:01:38,803 Manny, what are you doing? 39 00:01:38,805 --> 00:01:40,005 This isn't Manny. 40 00:01:40,007 --> 00:01:41,139 It's Manuel. 41 00:01:41,141 --> 00:01:43,074 He's trying to reinvent himself for college. 42 00:01:43,076 --> 00:01:45,010 He's going for a strong, silent type. 43 00:01:45,012 --> 00:01:47,612 Hey, don't try to define me, man. 44 00:01:47,614 --> 00:01:50,015 - "Manuel's" gonna last five minutes. - Hey. 45 00:01:50,017 --> 00:01:51,816 Ah! It is what it is, man. 46 00:01:51,823 --> 00:01:53,144 All right, everybody, listen up. 47 00:01:53,151 --> 00:01:55,549 - The eclipse is happening at exactly... - We know, we know. 48 00:01:55,556 --> 00:01:57,692 We know exactly when it's happening, Dad. You told us. 49 00:01:57,698 --> 00:02:00,892 Then just make sure you get back here so we can watch it together. 50 00:02:00,894 --> 00:02:03,094 Hey, Dad, you know Hugh Duncan from Just Closets? 51 00:02:03,096 --> 00:02:04,529 That pretentious half-Brit 52 00:02:04,531 --> 00:02:06,298 that refers to closets as "wardrobes"? 53 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,340 He died. 54 00:02:07,346 --> 00:02:08,967 Son of a gun. I always liked him. 55 00:02:08,969 --> 00:02:10,302 Yeah, something like that happens 56 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,737 makes you realize how precious life is, huh? 57 00:02:12,739 --> 00:02:14,606 Morning, fam! 58 00:02:14,608 --> 00:02:16,074 Somebody kill me. 59 00:02:16,076 --> 00:02:17,823 Ben and I have been dating a few months now, 60 00:02:17,829 --> 00:02:19,277 and things have been going so well, 61 00:02:19,279 --> 00:02:21,279 I decided to invite him on our family vacation. 62 00:02:21,281 --> 00:02:22,834 We knew it would beetake some... ell, 63 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,616 I could listen to you talk forever. 64 00:02:24,618 --> 00:02:25,681 Aww! 65 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,254 We knew it would take some convincing. 66 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:29,454 It's bad enough that I have to see Ben's stupid face 67 00:02:29,456 --> 00:02:31,790 at the office every day. You want to bring him on our trip? 68 00:02:31,792 --> 00:02:32,924 Just because he bugs you 69 00:02:32,926 --> 00:02:34,726 doesn't mean this will ruin your vacation. 70 00:02:34,728 --> 00:02:37,062 He's a huge reason why I need a vacation! 71 00:02:38,999 --> 00:02:41,099 I mean, I can see both sides. 72 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,468 Ohhh. Does anyone know 73 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:45,203 if these pancakes are gluten-free? 74 00:02:45,205 --> 00:02:46,938 - I can't! - Why? What's wrong? 75 00:02:46,940 --> 00:02:49,808 I can't listen to you talk about gluten anymore! 76 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:52,110 Or mouth guards or airborne allergens 77 00:02:52,112 --> 00:02:54,379 or any of your other weird afflictions! 78 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:57,015 - Has anyone seen my big hat? - No. 79 00:02:57,017 --> 00:02:59,069 You know what? Traveling together was a big mistake. 80 00:02:59,075 --> 00:03:01,152 Let's just... do our own thing. 81 00:03:02,623 --> 00:03:05,090 a-all right. Well, uh... 82 00:03:05,092 --> 00:03:06,319 What are you guys up to today? 83 00:03:06,325 --> 00:03:07,826 - Water skiing. - Boat stuff. 84 00:03:07,828 --> 00:03:09,427 Ay, no. 85 00:03:09,713 --> 00:03:10,779 What am I looking at? 86 00:03:10,781 --> 00:03:12,247 Okay, relax. You all act like 87 00:03:12,249 --> 00:03:13,916 you've never seen a caftan before. 88 00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:16,585 I just needed full breathable coverage today. 89 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:19,488 The fact that it looks so great is just a bonus. 90 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:21,390 - What's that? - "Groovy Guppies." 91 00:03:21,392 --> 00:03:23,425 I'm gonna binge-watch the last season. 92 00:03:23,427 --> 00:03:24,560 I never heard of it. 93 00:03:24,562 --> 00:03:26,695 Get out of whatever your mommy's got you doing. 94 00:03:26,697 --> 00:03:29,197 Your life is about to change. 95 00:03:29,199 --> 00:03:31,700 I'm going down to the little store to buy some sunglasses. 96 00:03:31,702 --> 00:03:32,901 I'm thinking something fun. 97 00:03:32,903 --> 00:03:35,437 All right. Well, don't get anything too garish. 98 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:40,008 Hey, sexy! Party on the island! 99 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:41,743 Come by! 100 00:03:41,745 --> 00:03:43,029 Yum! 101 00:03:43,036 --> 00:03:44,542 - What are you doing? - What was that? 102 00:03:44,548 --> 00:03:45,991 - That was a boy! - That was a girl! 103 00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:47,215 What are you talking about?! 104 00:03:47,217 --> 00:03:48,483 Whatever that was, 105 00:03:48,485 --> 00:03:51,053 we're going to his/her party before Ben finds me. 106 00:03:51,055 --> 00:03:53,058 Team Dunphy, D to the five. You guys ready to go? 107 00:03:53,065 --> 00:03:55,662 Yeah, what do you feel like doing? We were thinking maybe a hike? 108 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:58,364 - A little flora, fauna, and... - Forget it. We're going to a party. 109 00:03:58,371 --> 00:03:59,965 But if you're looking for something fun, 110 00:03:59,972 --> 00:04:01,991 - the rental guy gave us this pamphlet. - Thanks. 111 00:04:01,998 --> 00:04:04,299 We already got one, but... Oh. Yours is different. 112 00:04:04,301 --> 00:04:05,934 Parasailing, wakeboarding... 113 00:04:05,936 --> 00:04:07,002 jetpacking? 114 00:04:07,004 --> 00:04:09,338 Ours has sunrise chair yoga, 115 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:11,440 watercolors at water's edge, 116 00:04:11,442 --> 00:04:14,076 and something called... cloud study? 117 00:04:14,078 --> 00:04:15,861 Yeah, they gave that one to Grandpa, too. 118 00:04:15,868 --> 00:04:17,713 - We got the old people one? - No! 119 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:18,914 Why would they do that? 120 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:20,015 Looks like you guys 121 00:04:20,017 --> 00:04:23,085 got some fluffy ones out today. 122 00:04:23,087 --> 00:04:24,586 That one looks like a bunny. 123 00:04:24,588 --> 00:04:25,780 Oh, yeah. 124 00:04:28,292 --> 00:04:30,993 Ah. It feels like we're in St. Tropez. 125 00:04:30,995 --> 00:04:32,694 I don't trust lakes. 126 00:04:32,696 --> 00:04:34,796 Where I come from, this is where we dump 127 00:04:34,798 --> 00:04:36,431 drugs and dead bodies. 128 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:37,466 You know what? 129 00:04:37,468 --> 00:04:39,768 I am gonna give you a little boat tour 130 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:42,304 and show you this lake in all of its glory, 131 00:04:42,306 --> 00:04:44,373 but you need to keep an open mind. 132 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,707 Okay, fine. 133 00:04:45,709 --> 00:04:48,777 Let's ride around the liquid graveyard. 134 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:54,349 Mama, riding on small boats makes my tummy hurt. 135 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:55,984 Can I stay with Lily? 136 00:04:55,986 --> 00:04:57,085 Sí, papi. 137 00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:05,494 It was Scotty... This local lake kid 138 00:05:05,496 --> 00:05:07,396 I met on vacation when I was 13. 139 00:05:07,398 --> 00:05:11,252 I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, 140 00:05:11,259 --> 00:05:14,527 I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. 141 00:05:14,529 --> 00:05:16,262 It was my first time ever kissing a boy, 142 00:05:16,264 --> 00:05:19,933 so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," 143 00:05:19,935 --> 00:05:21,167 I was humiliated. 144 00:05:21,169 --> 00:05:23,937 I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. 145 00:05:23,939 --> 00:05:26,906 It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. 146 00:05:26,908 --> 00:05:28,441 And even then, I wouldn't dare 147 00:05:28,443 --> 00:05:31,444 unless he was basically floating across the room. 148 00:05:31,945 --> 00:05:33,745 Which is why I ended up with... 149 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:34,946 Well, you know. 150 00:05:38,099 --> 00:05:39,483 Finding everything okay, buddy? 151 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:42,387 Yeah. Just, uh, first time here, so, uh... 152 00:05:42,389 --> 00:05:43,788 You look familiar. Do I know you? 153 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:44,923 No! Nah, nah, nah. 154 00:05:44,925 --> 00:05:47,727 Just picking up a few, uh, lake essentials. 155 00:05:49,324 --> 00:05:50,556 Okay. 156 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,458 Whoa. Are you robbing me? 157 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:54,593 God, no. No, um... 158 00:05:54,595 --> 00:05:55,628 You know what? 159 00:05:55,848 --> 00:05:57,114 Good. 160 00:05:58,856 --> 00:06:01,790 I started reading the tributes to Hugh Duncan on Facebook. 161 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:03,091 There were a ton of them. 162 00:06:03,093 --> 00:06:05,894 People going on and on about what a great guy he was. 163 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:08,330 "Grandpa Hugh once gave me a vintage stethoscope, 164 00:06:08,332 --> 00:06:11,767 which inspired me to become a pediatric oncologist." 165 00:06:11,769 --> 00:06:14,870 Made me wonder what people will say about me when I'm gone. 166 00:06:14,872 --> 00:06:18,340 Honey, I want you to have my telescope. 167 00:06:18,530 --> 00:06:21,297 May it inspire you to love science. 168 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:22,532 I already love science. 169 00:06:22,534 --> 00:06:24,667 This feels like a real turning point. 170 00:06:24,669 --> 00:06:26,732 You know, it's a story you'll want to tell people. 171 00:06:26,739 --> 00:06:29,261 "He always told me to reach for the stars." 172 00:06:29,268 --> 00:06:30,377 Thanks? 173 00:06:30,384 --> 00:06:32,008 Alex! Where are you? 174 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:33,743 Ohh! It's Ben. Tell him you haven't seen me. 175 00:06:33,745 --> 00:06:35,011 I don't want to talk to him. 176 00:06:35,914 --> 00:06:37,947 Alex? 177 00:06:37,949 --> 00:06:39,957 We'll only be gone for a couple hours. 178 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:41,530 Joe and Lily will be fine. 179 00:06:41,537 --> 00:06:44,071 Oh, wait. Look. There's that nice lake butler 180 00:06:44,073 --> 00:06:46,039 that helped me earlier with my bags. 181 00:06:46,041 --> 00:06:47,708 Señor. Señor. 182 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:50,244 Could you take care of our kids for a couple of hours? 183 00:06:50,246 --> 00:06:53,080 I will pay you double what you make working for the lake. 184 00:06:53,082 --> 00:06:54,148 Seriously? 185 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:55,174 You know me. 186 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,850 - We rode to the airport together. - Can you watch our kids or not? 187 00:06:57,867 --> 00:06:59,753 Actually, I'm kind of, uh... 188 00:06:59,755 --> 00:07:00,821 Alex? 189 00:07:05,296 --> 00:07:07,379 Any food allergies I should know about? 190 00:07:08,632 --> 00:07:10,832 This is fun... Just the two of us. 191 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:13,468 Yeah. And the walking sticks are a real game changer. 192 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:15,637 Hold the phone. We've hit a vista. 193 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:17,039 Ohh. 194 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:20,576 Looks like you're not the only mountain chickadee around here. 195 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:21,610 You spotted one? 196 00:07:21,612 --> 00:07:24,079 When it's your turn, note her black bib. 197 00:07:24,359 --> 00:07:25,525 Okay. 198 00:07:27,295 --> 00:07:29,696 Oh, my God. Isn't she majestic? 199 00:07:29,698 --> 00:07:30,797 Phil, we're them. 200 00:07:30,799 --> 00:07:33,299 We're the cover of the old people's pamphlet. 201 00:07:34,803 --> 00:07:36,236 Well, that's a fine "How do ya do." 202 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,238 Oh, even this guy wouldn't say that! 203 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,355 You're right! 204 00:07:39,362 --> 00:07:40,874 What is wrong with us? 205 00:07:42,177 --> 00:07:43,843 - Look! - Wa-hoo! 206 00:07:43,845 --> 00:07:45,678 That's what we should be doing! 207 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,581 We just need to find ways to stay young and adventurous. 208 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:49,641 I'm with you, honey. 209 00:07:49,648 --> 00:07:51,751 - Let's go! - Yes! Yes! 210 00:07:51,753 --> 00:07:53,720 I don't need you anymore! 211 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:58,925 Boy, you really get used to those things. 212 00:08:00,663 --> 00:08:02,365 It's not that I want to be mean to Ben. 213 00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:04,732 He can just be so annoying sometimes. 214 00:08:04,869 --> 00:08:06,869 And I know nobody's perfect, 215 00:08:06,871 --> 00:08:10,172 but does that mean I have to ignore all of his flaws? 216 00:08:10,505 --> 00:08:12,472 Or is the issue me? 217 00:08:12,474 --> 00:08:15,575 A-Am I just looking for something that doesn't exist? 218 00:08:15,577 --> 00:08:18,745 Am I even capable of loving someone unconditionally? 219 00:08:18,747 --> 00:08:21,281 We get it. You have a boyfriend. 220 00:08:22,717 --> 00:08:24,751 Hey, there's that guy's jet ski. 221 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,395 That girl's jet ski. 222 00:08:26,397 --> 00:08:28,798 Whatever it was, it was into me, and I'm kissing it. 223 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:31,601 Keep this dry for me, Pretty. 224 00:08:39,145 --> 00:08:40,845 We walked around that whole island. 225 00:08:40,847 --> 00:08:42,546 No hot boys, girls... nothing. 226 00:08:42,548 --> 00:08:43,581 Just a bunch of birds. 227 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:45,149 And not even hot birds. 228 00:08:47,529 --> 00:08:48,895 Hey, where's our boat? 229 00:08:50,331 --> 00:08:51,964 It's gone. 230 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,366 And so are their jet skis. 231 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:55,535 They lured us out here and stole our stuff. 232 00:08:55,684 --> 00:08:57,951 You idiot. You thought that girl really liked you. 233 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,475 "Hugh was the world's greatest father-in-law. 234 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:06,678 He was always there for me, ready to lend a helping hand." 235 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,014 What are you doing, Phil? 236 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,215 Oh, I'm just waiting out here 237 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,850 while Claire changes for our cliff dive. 238 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,453 Looks like you could use some help with that pesky sunscreen. 239 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:15,721 - Really? - Yeah. 240 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,623 Thanks! 241 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,258 There you go. 242 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:21,582 It tickles! 243 00:09:21,712 --> 00:09:23,418 - Listen, Phil... - I know, I know. 244 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:25,216 - This never happened. - Oh, it happened. 245 00:09:25,223 --> 00:09:27,389 Never forget how these strong father-in-law hands 246 00:09:27,391 --> 00:09:28,691 gave you pleasure. 247 00:09:30,790 --> 00:09:33,457 "My dad, Hugh, once gave me the best advice..." 248 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:36,154 Have the courage to choose your own path, 249 00:09:36,156 --> 00:09:38,556 not the path others expect of you. 250 00:09:38,558 --> 00:09:40,858 "Those words changed my life forever." 251 00:09:42,796 --> 00:09:44,062 What's going on, son? 252 00:09:44,255 --> 00:09:46,989 I know there's a story there, and I really care. 253 00:09:46,991 --> 00:09:48,323 - It's nothing. - Bup, bup, bup. 254 00:09:48,325 --> 00:09:49,625 Walls down, please. 255 00:09:49,627 --> 00:09:51,026 Ugh. Okay, fine. 256 00:09:51,028 --> 00:09:52,728 Um, it's really embarrassing. 257 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,449 Uh, I ran into this guy who works at the bait shop. 258 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:56,497 Is that a gay bar? 259 00:09:56,504 --> 00:09:58,557 No, an actual bait shop. 260 00:09:58,846 --> 00:10:00,546 And I came on to him years ago. 261 00:10:00,548 --> 00:10:02,114 It turns out he was straight. 262 00:10:02,116 --> 00:10:04,316 And I'm... I'm still traumatized by it. 263 00:10:04,318 --> 00:10:06,285 Let me give you some advice. 264 00:10:06,495 --> 00:10:09,629 Run toward embarrassment, not away from it. 265 00:10:09,631 --> 00:10:10,964 You got that? 266 00:10:10,966 --> 00:10:11,998 Wait. What? 267 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,100 Go talk to the guy. 268 00:10:13,102 --> 00:10:15,769 Run toward embarrassment, not away from it, 269 00:10:15,771 --> 00:10:17,181 and you take away its power. 270 00:10:17,188 --> 00:10:19,666 - That's actually not the worst advice. - It's great advice. 271 00:10:19,673 --> 00:10:21,041 In fact, you should write it down. 272 00:10:21,043 --> 00:10:22,336 It feels quotable. 273 00:10:22,715 --> 00:10:23,746 You know what? 274 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:24,950 I am. I'm going back there. 275 00:10:24,952 --> 00:10:25,996 You got this, Mitchell. 276 00:10:26,003 --> 00:10:27,342 Just think of it as one more time 277 00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:29,654 when your dad helped you out with all this gay business. 278 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,260 Yeah, okay. 279 00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:36,899 Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen such pristine blue water? 280 00:10:36,901 --> 00:10:38,567 Is that a floating duffel bag? 281 00:10:38,569 --> 00:10:40,296 No, that's just a buoy. 282 00:10:40,303 --> 00:10:41,737 A boy?! 283 00:10:41,739 --> 00:10:42,971 No, a buoy. A... 284 00:10:43,994 --> 00:10:45,974 Oh, my caftan's stuck in the... 285 00:10:45,976 --> 00:10:47,309 Aah! Aah! 286 00:10:47,311 --> 00:10:48,543 The sun! 287 00:10:48,545 --> 00:10:50,779 Aaaaaaaaah! 288 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,987 Almost done. 289 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,555 Just a few more puffs, okay? 290 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,557 Can't we just watch "Groovy Guppies"? 291 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,826 Trust me, this will be way more fun. 292 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:15,973 Don't worry. He'll be fine. 293 00:11:21,504 --> 00:11:22,692 Go faster! 294 00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:24,627 It's not a violin. You're trying to start a fire. 295 00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:25,775 Hey, chill, man! 296 00:11:25,777 --> 00:11:26,863 That's never gonna work. 297 00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:29,099 We need a better way to let someone know we're out here. 298 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,847 Anyone have a mirror? 299 00:11:30,849 --> 00:11:33,783 Good idea. We can reflect the sun onto a passing plane. 300 00:11:33,785 --> 00:11:35,318 No, I just have a feeling that my hair 301 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,053 looks really good right now. 302 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:40,218 I got a splinter in my pinkie! 303 00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:42,297 I think we have a time of death on Manuel. 304 00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:43,536 Shut up! It's your fault 305 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:45,481 for making me rub those sticks together so fast. 306 00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:47,043 My fault? We wouldn't even be out here 307 00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:48,419 if it weren't for these two lizard brains 308 00:11:48,426 --> 00:11:50,028 not being able to keep it in their pants. 309 00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:52,042 You're just jealous because we don't hate ourselves 310 00:11:52,049 --> 00:11:53,836 - for being attracted to other people. - Please! 311 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,409 I'm not accepting a psych evaluation from somebody who texted me 312 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,633 for help getting out of the bathroom this morning. 313 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,856 Boat locks are different! 314 00:11:59,858 --> 00:12:01,190 He's right, you know. 315 00:12:01,192 --> 00:12:03,233 This is your first time bringing a boy on vacation, 316 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,161 and the second he sat down with the whole family, 317 00:12:05,619 --> 00:12:07,852 things started to get a little too real for you. 318 00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:09,788 So you started to pick Ben apart 319 00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:11,756 so you could justify pushing him away. 320 00:12:12,893 --> 00:12:14,693 I don't think I do that. 321 00:12:14,695 --> 00:12:16,528 Do I do that? 322 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,118 I do do that. 323 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,954 When you think about it, I'm in a similar situation. 324 00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:22,422 College is getting a little real, 325 00:12:22,424 --> 00:12:25,392 and maybe I'm nervous about a whole new group of people 326 00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:28,261 rejecting me, so I hid Manny away. 327 00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,675 After all... 328 00:12:30,048 --> 00:12:32,290 can't hurt a man they'll never meet. 329 00:12:33,098 --> 00:12:35,426 - Ugh. I miss Manuel. - Yeah. 330 00:12:37,063 --> 00:12:38,162 - Oh, hi. - Uh-oh. 331 00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:39,203 Here to rob me again? 332 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:41,456 Sorry about that. I-I didn't mean to scare you. 333 00:12:41,463 --> 00:12:43,003 Oh, no. You didn't scare me at all. 334 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,828 As a matter of fact, I'm the one robbing you. 335 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,550 Back in town, these worms are 5 cents each. 336 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,139 Ah. So, um, listen. 337 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,278 We... We actually do know each other. Uh... 338 00:12:50,578 --> 00:12:52,603 Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89? 339 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,355 I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy? 340 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,224 Mitchy Pritchy! Of course! 341 00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:57,625 You were mad about that Game Boy 342 00:12:57,627 --> 00:12:58,860 'cause your dad got you that 343 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,295 instead of, like, some Cher album. 344 00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:02,332 "If I Could Turn Back Time." 345 00:13:02,339 --> 00:13:03,632 Which brings me to why I'm here. 346 00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,767 Um, I don't know if you remember this, 347 00:13:05,774 --> 00:13:08,256 but I tried to kiss you once, and I've... I've just always... 348 00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:11,176 I've felt really terrible about it. And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 349 00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:12,841 Oh, yeah. No, I barely remember that. 350 00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:15,310 We had a great summer. Don't think twice about it. 351 00:13:15,312 --> 00:13:17,245 Oh! That is... That is such a relief. 352 00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:19,642 Remember we stole my dad's truck and took it to the casino? 353 00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:21,180 - Right. - I was trying to cheer you up 354 00:13:21,187 --> 00:13:23,068 because that bully kept pushing you in the lake. 355 00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:24,419 Claire. Yeah. No, we're cool now. 356 00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:26,488 Um, so, listen, good to see you. 357 00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:27,931 Great to see you. 358 00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:30,248 Oh, and, hey, listen. Thank you so much for understanding. 359 00:13:30,255 --> 00:13:32,249 A lot of straight guys wouldn't have been so nice. 360 00:13:32,256 --> 00:13:33,895 Straight? I'm not straight. 361 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,131 I'm sorry. What? 362 00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:36,945 I'm gayer than three crawdaddies in a bucket. 363 00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:40,412 Were you guys looking for bait? I just got in some California Short Worms 364 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,819 that are definitely not regular worms cut in half. 365 00:13:47,346 --> 00:13:48,479 You ready to do this? 366 00:13:48,481 --> 00:13:49,814 So ready! 367 00:13:49,816 --> 00:13:51,148 Jumping off this cliff represents 368 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:52,783 jumping into our future as adventurers. 369 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,167 - Okay. - Count of three. 370 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,736 One, two, three! 371 00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:01,173 Phiiiilllll! 372 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,045 Honey... 373 00:14:06,047 --> 00:14:07,513 what happened? I'm so sorry. 374 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:08,681 I bailed at the last second. 375 00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:10,716 - But I'm ready now. I promise. - All right. 376 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:14,501 - Ready? - One, two, three! 377 00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:15,840 Come o... 378 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,045 _ 379 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,746 Oh. Hey. There you are. 380 00:14:20,748 --> 00:14:22,315 - Uh-huh. - Um, I feel like you 381 00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:24,283 - jumped on "two." - Oh! 382 00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:28,054 Honey, jumping... it's fun. It's really fun. 383 00:14:28,056 --> 00:14:29,771 But the point was to do it with you. 384 00:14:29,778 --> 00:14:31,290 So if that's gonna be a problem... 385 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:33,092 No, I-I definitely want to do it. 386 00:14:33,094 --> 00:14:34,527 It's just that I'm having 387 00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:36,229 a hard time getting my legs to cooperate. 388 00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,364 - Okay. - You're gonna have to push me. 389 00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:39,632 - Are you sure? - Yes. 390 00:14:39,634 --> 00:14:41,734 Just one hard push, and I'm good. 391 00:14:41,736 --> 00:14:43,035 Okay. 392 00:14:44,539 --> 00:14:46,072 Here... 393 00:14:46,074 --> 00:14:47,974 we... 394 00:14:47,976 --> 00:14:49,442 go... 395 00:14:49,449 --> 00:14:50,548 Oh, come o... 396 00:14:54,638 --> 00:14:56,605 Stop rocking this thing so much. 397 00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:58,208 I am getting seasick. 398 00:14:58,215 --> 00:15:00,415 Well, you poor thing. Maybe if you had... 399 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,651 Uh-oh! Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp! 400 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,853 Calf's cramping up! Calf's cramping up! 401 00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,421 Gloria, I need you to rub my calf! 402 00:15:06,423 --> 00:15:08,557 No! I'm not gonna touch that water! 403 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:11,281 Gloria, I'm in so much pain! You got to put a little pressure on it! 404 00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:13,829 - Put a little pressure on my calf! - Okay, fine! 405 00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:19,601 Aaaaaah! 406 00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:21,269 I'm in the lake! 407 00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:23,108 I'm in the lake! 408 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,811 Ay, no! Ay! Ay! 409 00:15:25,813 --> 00:15:28,180 Oh! What do you know? My cramp's gone. 410 00:15:30,317 --> 00:15:31,550 Hi, again. Quick question. 411 00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:32,784 No refunds on the bait. 412 00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:34,316 They were alive when you bought them. 413 00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:35,787 Oh. Hey, Mitchy. Sorry. 414 00:15:35,789 --> 00:15:39,157 Just curious... um, how long after we hung out 415 00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:40,826 did you realize that you were gay? 416 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:43,311 Oh, no, it was... It was years before that. 417 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:44,972 Oh. Okay. So... So, back then, 418 00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:47,022 when you said that you... You weren't "into this," 419 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,872 - you meant that you weren't into me. - Well... 420 00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:51,537 Because I must have been the only gay kid around for miles, right? 421 00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:53,455 Oh, I don't... Yeah, I mean, technically, yeah. 422 00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:54,689 Let me get this right. 423 00:15:54,691 --> 00:15:56,891 You're in the middle of nowhere, with no other options, 424 00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:59,661 at an age where a boy gets excited by the wind, 425 00:15:59,663 --> 00:16:01,663 and you looked at me, and you said, "Ooh, pass." 426 00:16:01,665 --> 00:16:03,031 W... I... 427 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,592 I'm sorry. 428 00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:05,632 I feel bad. 429 00:16:05,634 --> 00:16:07,133 It was 30 years ago, though. 430 00:16:08,142 --> 00:16:09,809 You want some... free bait? 431 00:16:09,811 --> 00:16:12,745 - Have a lure? - Apparently, I don't have allure. 432 00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:15,685 Okay, Gloria, there's a store. 433 00:16:15,692 --> 00:16:18,234 Go in there. Get me something to cover me up with... anything. 434 00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:21,005 But if there is a color choice, avoid yellow and green. It washes me out. 435 00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:22,655 Oh, yeah, Cam, I would love to help you... 436 00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:25,324 The same way you helped me fall into that filthy lake! 437 00:16:25,326 --> 00:16:28,928 Hey, kids! Watch out for the naked man! 438 00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:29,995 What? Good luck. 439 00:16:29,997 --> 00:16:31,104 Gloria? 440 00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:32,562 Gloria! 441 00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:38,288 Claire!! 442 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,823 Look! 443 00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:41,625 I got a jetpack! 444 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:48,598 I don't want to be the one to hold you back! 445 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,065 I didn't think it'd be this hard to contr... 446 00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:52,282 Aaaaah! 447 00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:53,889 Phil! 448 00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:55,657 Oh, my God! 449 00:16:55,659 --> 00:16:57,759 Look! We're not boring! 450 00:16:57,761 --> 00:16:59,361 We're still adventurous! 451 00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,562 I can see that! 452 00:17:00,564 --> 00:17:03,966 I'm soud of you! 453 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,514 - Claire? - Oh, no, honey. Don't worry. 454 00:17:09,516 --> 00:17:11,082 I-It's just the eclipse. 455 00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:13,885 I can't tell if I'm headed up or down! 456 00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:15,487 Aaaaaaaah! I-It's just the eclipse. 457 00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:22,193 Hello, darkness,. 458 00:17:24,831 --> 00:17:27,432 Where is everybody? 459 00:17:28,122 --> 00:17:29,955 Ah, who needs them? 460 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,164 This is a pretty special moment, huh, Joey? 461 00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:35,693 Eh, you're never gonna remember any of this. 462 00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:41,243 If you don't mind, I... I do want to go outside and see the eclipse. 463 00:17:41,245 --> 00:17:43,145 Oh, I'm not done. Just... Just so you know, 464 00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,981 plenty of people find me very attractive, okay, 465 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:49,451 including my amazing husband, who is no slouch himself. 466 00:17:49,453 --> 00:17:51,820 Hi. Do you sell muumuus? 467 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,989 And I am gonna go find him right now. 468 00:17:58,928 --> 00:18:00,828 - Hey, what's that? - Oh, my God! It's Ben! 469 00:18:00,835 --> 00:18:02,401 He came to rescue me! 470 00:18:02,403 --> 00:18:04,203 I was out there all alone. 471 00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:06,171 And then it got really dark. 472 00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,773 And I'm so thirsty. 473 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:09,374 Ew! I got mud on me. 474 00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,206 I'm so sorry I lashed out at you. 475 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:16,042 I think I do it when I start getting close to someone. 476 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,413 But I want to be close to you. 477 00:18:18,415 --> 00:18:20,348 I want that, too. 478 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,484 Come on. We can use this as an oar. 479 00:18:24,349 --> 00:18:27,083 Oh, there's not enough room for all of us. 480 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,023 Well, the two of us can stay while you... 481 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,992 I'll come back for you! 482 00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:33,695 All right. 483 00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:40,435 Well, well, well. Look who finally showed up. 484 00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:43,425 Maybe we can try this again in another 99 years. 485 00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:46,212 Actually, there'll be another total eclipse again in the next 7 years. 486 00:18:46,219 --> 00:18:47,984 No one wants your stupid science, Alex! 487 00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:50,211 I asked for one thing... 488 00:18:50,218 --> 00:18:52,542 To share a memory with all of us with me at the center of it! 489 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,848 And by the way, 490 00:18:54,373 --> 00:18:58,175 I had to pay surge boat rates because of eclipse fever! 491 00:18:58,177 --> 00:18:59,510 This is an all-time rant. 492 00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:02,076 Oh, yeah, top three. It goes Christmas '84, 493 00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:03,510 that wedding where he ordered the pork 494 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,879 but they gave him the chicken instead, and eclipse weekend. 495 00:19:05,886 --> 00:19:08,584 The only reason I went to that wedding was because of the damn pork! 496 00:19:08,591 --> 00:19:10,673 Is this gonna be the only thing you guys remember about me?! 497 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,502 Does this have something to do with Hugh Duncan dying 498 00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:14,350 - and all those Facebook tributes? - No! 499 00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:16,690 Wait, w-were you trying to manufacture nice moments 500 00:19:16,692 --> 00:19:19,020 so that we'll say good things about you when you're gone? 501 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,844 Wait. Is that why you gave me your telescope? 502 00:19:20,851 --> 00:19:23,736 And the... the sunscreen? That wasn't real? 503 00:19:23,743 --> 00:19:26,844 - I don't want to talk about this! - Jay, where are you going?! 504 00:19:26,846 --> 00:19:29,714 Oh, for God's sakes! Dad! Come back! 505 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:32,250 Grandpa, stop! 506 00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:34,185 We have tons of great memories of you! 507 00:19:34,187 --> 00:19:35,453 You're just saying that! 508 00:19:35,455 --> 00:19:37,188 Someone think of an example! 509 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,856 Um... 510 00:19:38,858 --> 00:19:40,791 You used to bring me back magnets 511 00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:43,027 every time you went away on a business trip! 512 00:19:43,029 --> 00:19:44,362 It was so thoughtful! 513 00:19:44,364 --> 00:19:47,209 Yeah, when you found out I was into almond milk, 514 00:19:47,216 --> 00:19:50,351 you went to Costco and got me that giant thing of almond milk! 515 00:19:50,353 --> 00:19:52,786 Well, you like it, and it doesn't go bad. 516 00:19:52,788 --> 00:19:54,955 When my mom died, you texted me every day 517 00:19:54,957 --> 00:19:57,124 for a week to check on me! 518 00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:00,161 You always save me the red gummy bears because they're my favorite! 519 00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:02,179 And me the green ones! 520 00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:04,586 Also, the nice life and stuff! 521 00:20:04,588 --> 00:20:06,421 And... And... And you're really good 522 00:20:06,423 --> 00:20:09,691 at saving old pictures of me and Mitchell as kids! 523 00:20:09,693 --> 00:20:11,159 Getting a little general. 524 00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:14,258 "Run toward embarrassment, not away from it, 525 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,760 and you take away its power"! 526 00:20:15,762 --> 00:20:17,795 I'm always gonna remember that! 527 00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,098 Good enough. 528 00:20:22,735 --> 00:20:24,468 "Run toward embarrassment"? 529 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:25,669 What does that even mean? 530 00:20:25,714 --> 00:20:27,448 I don't know. He needs this. 531 00:20:28,305 --> 00:20:29,904 Why would you push me in like that? 532 00:20:29,911 --> 00:20:32,414 Oh, relax, everybody laughed. 533 00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:34,544 ♪ Turn around ♪ 534 00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:37,638 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely ♪ 535 00:20:37,645 --> 00:20:39,779 ♪ And you're never comin' 'round ♪ 536 00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:41,419 - ♪ Turn around ♪ - Me. 537 00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:44,406 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit tired ♪ 538 00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:46,808 ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪ 539 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:50,578 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 540 00:20:51,314 --> 00:20:52,477 - Who? - Dad. 541 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,744 Come on, Jay. Everybody will remember it! 542 00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:57,185 - That's extortion. - Come on. 543 00:20:57,187 --> 00:20:59,354 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 544 00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:00,274 There it is. 545 00:21:00,281 --> 00:21:03,037 ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 546 00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,511 ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪ 547 00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:06,728 Is this even a song? 548 00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:09,664 ♪ Once upon a time, I was falling in love ♪ 549 00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:12,634 ♪ But now I'm only falling apart ♪ 550 00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:14,436 ♪ There's nothing I can do ♪ 551 00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:17,163 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 552 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:18,501 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 553 00:21:20,077 --> 00:21:21,865 - Hey. Where's Ben? - Uh-oh.