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Kids, breakfast! Luke,
why don't you have some fruit?
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Nah, I'm good.
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Fine. I'll have some.
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Phil! Slow down!
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I'm sorry, Claire.
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Unlike at home, I'm the captain here.
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Damn it, Phil, knock it off!
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Copy that.
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You know, I like having these.
We should get some for the house.
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No, you're not going to ask me
"what time is lunch?"
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every day through a talkie-walkie.
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Cam, we need to talk about this.
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We... We have these lamps at home.
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Okay, we have boat lamps.
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I know. It's so validating.
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It's like that time
we saw our can opener
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in that dog-food commercial.
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We rented a houseboat.
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My dad wanted us to
take a big lake trip
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so we could see the first
total eclipse in 99 years.
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You know, growing up on a farm, I
always fantasized about lake life.
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Yeah. You know,
anyone can go to the lake.
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Only the elite can sleep on it.
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My parents used to take Claire and me
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every summer when we were kids.
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Oh, I just never dreamed I would
marry into a lake family.
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We have this pillow, too.
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I'm beginning to question our taste.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
We have great taste.
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What's all this, then?
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The doctor said absolutely no sun
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while I'm on these antibiotics.
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And what would happen?
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Because if it's anything short of
death, I-I think you should risk it.
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
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- Morning.
- Good Morning! Who's hungry?
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- Manny, how do you take your eggs?
- Like God made 'em.
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Manny, what are you doing?
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This isn't Manny.
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It's Manuel.
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He's trying to reinvent
himself for college.
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He's going for a strong, silent type.
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Hey, don't try to define me, man.
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- "Manuel's" gonna last five minutes.
- Hey.
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Ah! It is what it is, man.
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All right, everybody, listen up.
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- The eclipse is happening at exactly...
- We know, we know.
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We know exactly when it's
happening, Dad. You told us.
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Then just make sure you get back
here so we can watch it together.
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Hey, Dad, you know Hugh Duncan
from Just Closets?
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That pretentious half-Brit
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that refers to closets as "wardrobes"?
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He died.
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Son of a gun. I always liked him.
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Yeah, something like that happens
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makes you realize how
precious life is, huh?
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Morning, fam!
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Somebody kill me.
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Ben and I have been dating
a few months now,
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and things have been going so well,
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I decided to invite him
on our family vacation.
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We knew it would beetake some... ell,
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I could listen to you talk forever.
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Aww!
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We knew it would take some convincing.
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It's bad enough that
I have to see Ben's stupid face
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at the office every day. You
want to bring him on our trip?
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Just because he bugs you
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doesn't mean this will
ruin your vacation.
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He's a huge reason
why I need a vacation!
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I mean, I can see both sides.
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Ohhh. Does anyone know
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if these pancakes are gluten-free?
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- I can't!
- Why? What's wrong?
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I can't listen to you talk
about gluten anymore!
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Or mouth guards or airborne allergens
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or any of your other weird afflictions!
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- Has anyone seen my big hat?
- No.
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You know what? Traveling
together was a big mistake.
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Let's just... do our own thing.
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a-all right. Well, uh...
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What are you guys up to today?
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- Water skiing.
- Boat stuff.
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Ay, no.
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What am I looking at?
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Okay, relax. You all act like
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you've never seen a caftan before.
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I just needed full breathable
coverage today.
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The fact that it looks so great
is just a bonus.
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- What's that?
- "Groovy Guppies."
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I'm gonna binge-watch the last season.
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I never heard of it.
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Get out of whatever your
mommy's got you doing.
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Your life is about to change.
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I'm going down to the little
store to buy some sunglasses.
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I'm thinking something fun.
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All right. Well, don't
get anything too garish.
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Hey, sexy! Party on the island!
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Come by!
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Yum!
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- What are you doing?
- What was that?
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- That was a boy!
- That was a girl!
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What are you talking about?!
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Whatever that was,
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we're going to his/her party
before Ben finds me.
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Team Dunphy, D to the five.
You guys ready to go?
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Yeah, what do you feel like doing?
We were thinking maybe a hike?
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- A little flora, fauna, and...
- Forget it. We're going to a party.
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But if you're looking
for something fun,
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- the rental guy gave us this pamphlet.
- Thanks.
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We already got one, but...
Oh. Yours is different.
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Parasailing, wakeboarding...
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jetpacking?
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Ours has sunrise chair yoga,
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watercolors at water's edge,
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and something called... cloud study?
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Yeah, they gave that one
to Grandpa, too.
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- We got the old people one?
- No!
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Why would they do that?
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Looks like you guys
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got some fluffy ones out today.
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That one looks like a bunny.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ah. It feels like we're in St. Tropez.
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I don't trust lakes.
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Where I come from,
this is where we dump
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drugs and dead bodies.
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You know what?
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I am gonna give you a little boat tour
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and show you this lake
in all of its glory,
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but you need to keep an open mind.
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Okay, fine.
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Let's ride around the liquid graveyard.
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Mama, riding on small boats
makes my tummy hurt.
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Can I stay with Lily?
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Sí, papi.
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It was Scotty... This local lake kid
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I met on vacation when I was 13.
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I had a huge crush on him,
so on the last day,
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I decided to take a chance
and I kissed him.
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It was my first time
ever kissing a boy,
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so when he pulled away and said
that he wasn't "into this,"
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I was humiliated.
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I mean, I'd obviously misread
signals. He was straight.
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It was five years before I ever
made a move on a guy again.
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And even then, I wouldn't dare
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unless he was basically
floating across the room.
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Which is why I ended up with...
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Well, you know.
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Finding everything okay, buddy?
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Yeah. Just, uh,
first time here, so, uh...
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You look familiar. Do I know you?
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No! Nah, nah, nah.
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Just picking up a few, uh,
lake essentials.
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Okay.
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Whoa. Are you robbing me?
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God, no. No, um...
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You know what?
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Good.
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I started reading the tributes
to Hugh Duncan on Facebook.
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There were a ton of them.
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People going on and on about
what a great guy he was.
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"Grandpa Hugh once gave me
a vintage stethoscope,
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which inspired me to become
a pediatric oncologist."
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Made me wonder what people will
say about me when I'm gone.
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Honey, I want you to have my telescope.
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May it inspire you to love science.
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I already love science.
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This feels like a real turning point.
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You know, it's a story
you'll want to tell people.
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"He always told me
to reach for the stars."
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Thanks?
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Alex! Where are you?
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Ohh! It's Ben.
Tell him you haven't seen me.
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I don't want to talk to him.
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Alex?
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We'll only be gone for a couple hours.
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Joe and Lily will be fine.
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Oh, wait. Look. There's
that nice lake butler
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that helped me earlier with my bags.
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Señor. Señor.
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Could you take care of our kids
for a couple of hours?
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I will pay you double what you
make working for the lake.
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Seriously?
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You know me.
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- We rode to the airport together.
- Can you watch our kids or not?
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Actually, I'm kind of, uh...
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Alex?
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Any food allergies I should know about?
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This is fun... Just the two of us.
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Yeah. And the walking sticks
are a real game changer.
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Hold the phone. We've hit a vista.
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Ohh.
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Looks like you're not the only
mountain chickadee around here.
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You spotted one?
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When it's your turn,
note her black bib.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God. Isn't she majestic?
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Phil, we're them.
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We're the cover of
the old people's pamphlet.
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Well, that's a fine "How do ya do."
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Oh, even this guy wouldn't say that!
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You're right!
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What is wrong with us?
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- Look!
- Wa-hoo!
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That's what we should be doing!
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We just need to find ways to
stay young and adventurous.
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I'm with you, honey.
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- Let's go!
- Yes! Yes!
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I don't need you anymore!
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Boy, you really get
used to those things.
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It's not that I want to be mean to Ben.
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He can just be so annoying sometimes.
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And I know nobody's perfect,
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but does that mean I have
to ignore all of his flaws?
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Or is the issue me?
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A-Am I just looking for
something that doesn't exist?
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Am I even capable of loving
someone unconditionally?
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We get it. You have a boyfriend.
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Hey, there's that guy's jet ski.
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That girl's jet ski.
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Whatever it was, it was into me,
and I'm kissing it.
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Keep this dry for me, Pretty.
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We walked around that whole island.
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No hot boys, girls... nothing.
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Just a bunch of birds.
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And not even hot birds.
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Hey, where's our boat?
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It's gone.
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And so are their jet skis.
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They lured us out here
and stole our stuff.
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You idiot. You thought
that girl really liked you.
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"Hugh was the world's
greatest father-in-law.
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He was always there for me,
ready to lend a helping hand."
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What are you doing, Phil?
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Oh, I'm just waiting out here
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while Claire changes for our cliff dive.
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Looks like you could use some
help with that pesky sunscreen.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Thanks!
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There you go.
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It tickles!
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- Listen, Phil...
- I know, I know.
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- This never happened.
- Oh, it happened.
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Never forget how these strong
father-in-law hands
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gave you pleasure.
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"My dad, Hugh, once gave me
the best advice..."
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Have the courage to
choose your own path,
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not the path others expect of you.
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"Those words changed my life forever."
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What's going on, son?
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I know there's a story there,
and I really care.
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- It's nothing.
- Bup, bup, bup.
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Walls down, please.
255
00:09:49,627 --> 00:09:51,026
Ugh. Okay, fine.
256
00:09:51,028 --> 00:09:52,728
Um, it's really embarrassing.
257
00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,449
Uh, I ran into this guy
who works at the bait shop.
258
00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:56,497
Is that a gay bar?
259
00:09:56,504 --> 00:09:58,557
No, an actual bait shop.
260
00:09:58,846 --> 00:10:00,546
And I came on to him years ago.
261
00:10:00,548 --> 00:10:02,114
It turns out he was straight.
262
00:10:02,116 --> 00:10:04,316
And I'm... I'm still traumatized by it.
263
00:10:04,318 --> 00:10:06,285
Let me give you some advice.
264
00:10:06,495 --> 00:10:09,629
Run toward embarrassment,
not away from it.
265
00:10:09,631 --> 00:10:10,964
You got that?
266
00:10:10,966 --> 00:10:11,998
Wait. What?
267
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,100
Go talk to the guy.
268
00:10:13,102 --> 00:10:15,769
Run toward embarrassment,
not away from it,
269
00:10:15,771 --> 00:10:17,181
and you take away its power.
270
00:10:17,188 --> 00:10:19,666
- That's actually not the worst advice.
- It's great advice.
271
00:10:19,673 --> 00:10:21,041
In fact, you should write it down.
272
00:10:21,043 --> 00:10:22,336
It feels quotable.
273
00:10:22,715 --> 00:10:23,746
You know what?
274
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:24,950
I am. I'm going back there.
275
00:10:24,952 --> 00:10:25,996
You got this, Mitchell.
276
00:10:26,003 --> 00:10:27,342
Just think of it as one more time
277
00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:29,654
when your dad helped you out
with all this gay business.
278
00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,260
Yeah, okay.
279
00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:36,899
Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen
such pristine blue water?
280
00:10:36,901 --> 00:10:38,567
Is that a floating duffel bag?
281
00:10:38,569 --> 00:10:40,296
No, that's just a buoy.
282
00:10:40,303 --> 00:10:41,737
A boy?!
283
00:10:41,739 --> 00:10:42,971
No, a buoy. A...
284
00:10:43,994 --> 00:10:45,974
Oh, my caftan's stuck in the...
285
00:10:45,976 --> 00:10:47,309
Aah! Aah!
286
00:10:47,311 --> 00:10:48,543
The sun!
287
00:10:48,545 --> 00:10:50,779
Aaaaaaaaah!
288
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,987
Almost done.
289
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,555
Just a few more puffs, okay?
290
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,557
Can't we just watch "Groovy Guppies"?
291
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,826
Trust me, this will be way more fun.
292
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:15,973
Don't worry. He'll be fine.
293
00:11:21,504 --> 00:11:22,692
Go faster!
294
00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:24,627
It's not a violin.
You're trying to start a fire.
295
00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:25,775
Hey, chill, man!
296
00:11:25,777 --> 00:11:26,863
That's never gonna work.
297
00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:29,099
We need a better way to let
someone know we're out here.
298
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,847
Anyone have a mirror?
299
00:11:30,849 --> 00:11:33,783
Good idea. We can reflect
the sun onto a passing plane.
300
00:11:33,785 --> 00:11:35,318
No, I just have a feeling that my hair
301
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,053
looks really good right now.
302
00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:40,218
I got a splinter in my pinkie!
303
00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:42,297
I think we have
a time of death on Manuel.
304
00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:43,536
Shut up! It's your fault
305
00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:45,481
for making me rub those sticks
together so fast.
306
00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:47,043
My fault? We wouldn't even be out here
307
00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:48,419
if it weren't
for these two lizard brains
308
00:11:48,426 --> 00:11:50,028
not being able
to keep it in their pants.
309
00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:52,042
You're just jealous because
we don't hate ourselves
310
00:11:52,049 --> 00:11:53,836
- for being attracted to other people.
- Please!
311
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,409
I'm not accepting a psych evaluation
from somebody who texted me
312
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,633
for help getting out of the
bathroom this morning.
313
00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,856
Boat locks are different!
314
00:11:59,858 --> 00:12:01,190
He's right, you know.
315
00:12:01,192 --> 00:12:03,233
This is your first time
bringing a boy on vacation,
316
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,161
and the second he sat down
with the whole family,
317
00:12:05,619 --> 00:12:07,852
things started to get a
little too real for you.
318
00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:09,788
So you started to pick Ben apart
319
00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:11,756
so you could justify pushing him away.
320
00:12:12,893 --> 00:12:14,693
I don't think I do that.
321
00:12:14,695 --> 00:12:16,528
Do I do that?
322
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,118
I do do that.
323
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,954
When you think about it,
I'm in a similar situation.
324
00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:22,422
College is getting a little real,
325
00:12:22,424 --> 00:12:25,392
and maybe I'm nervous about
a whole new group of people
326
00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:28,261
rejecting me, so I hid Manny away.
327
00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,675
After all...
328
00:12:30,048 --> 00:12:32,290
can't hurt a man they'll never meet.
329
00:12:33,098 --> 00:12:35,426
- Ugh. I miss Manuel.
- Yeah.
330
00:12:37,063 --> 00:12:38,162
- Oh, hi.
- Uh-oh.
331
00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:39,203
Here to rob me again?
332
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:41,456
Sorry about that.
I-I didn't mean to scare you.
333
00:12:41,463 --> 00:12:43,003
Oh, no. You didn't scare me at all.
334
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,828
As a matter of fact,
I'm the one robbing you.
335
00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,550
Back in town, these worms
are 5 cents each.
336
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,139
Ah. So, um, listen.
337
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,278
We... We actually do
know each other. Uh...
338
00:12:50,578 --> 00:12:52,603
Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89?
339
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,355
I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy?
340
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,224
Mitchy Pritchy! Of course!
341
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:57,625
You were mad about that Game Boy
342
00:12:57,627 --> 00:12:58,860
'cause your dad got you that
343
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,295
instead of, like, some Cher album.
344
00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:02,332
"If I Could Turn Back Time."
345
00:13:02,339 --> 00:13:03,632
Which brings me to why I'm here.
346
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,767
Um, I don't know if you remember this,
347
00:13:05,774 --> 00:13:08,256
but I tried to kiss you once,
and I've... I've just always...
348
00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:11,176
I've felt really terrible about it.
And I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
349
00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:12,841
Oh, yeah. No, I barely remember that.
350
00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:15,310
We had a great summer.
Don't think twice about it.
351
00:13:15,312 --> 00:13:17,245
Oh! That is... That is such a relief.
352
00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:19,642
Remember we stole my dad's truck
and took it to the casino?
353
00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:21,180
- Right.
- I was trying to cheer you up
354
00:13:21,187 --> 00:13:23,068
because that bully kept
pushing you in the lake.
355
00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:24,419
Claire. Yeah. No, we're cool now.
356
00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:26,488
Um, so, listen, good to see you.
357
00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:27,931
Great to see you.
358
00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:30,248
Oh, and, hey, listen. Thank you
so much for understanding.
359
00:13:30,255 --> 00:13:32,249
A lot of straight guys
wouldn't have been so nice.
360
00:13:32,256 --> 00:13:33,895
Straight? I'm not straight.
361
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,131
I'm sorry. What?
362
00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:36,945
I'm gayer than three
crawdaddies in a bucket.
363
00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:40,412
Were you guys looking for bait? I just
got in some California Short Worms
364
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,819
that are definitely not
regular worms cut in half.
365
00:13:47,346 --> 00:13:48,479
You ready to do this?
366
00:13:48,481 --> 00:13:49,814
So ready!
367
00:13:49,816 --> 00:13:51,148
Jumping off this cliff represents
368
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:52,783
jumping into our future as adventurers.
369
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,167
- Okay.
- Count of three.
370
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,736
One, two, three!
371
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:01,173
Phiiiilllll!
372
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,045
Honey...
373
00:14:06,047 --> 00:14:07,513
what happened? I'm so sorry.
374
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:08,681
I bailed at the last second.
375
00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:10,716
- But I'm ready now. I promise.
- All right.
376
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:14,501
- Ready?
- One, two, three!
377
00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:15,840
Come o...
378
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,045
_
379
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,746
Oh. Hey. There you are.
380
00:14:20,748 --> 00:14:22,315
- Uh-huh.
- Um, I feel like you
381
00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:24,283
- jumped on "two."
- Oh!
382
00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:28,054
Honey, jumping... it's fun.
It's really fun.
383
00:14:28,056 --> 00:14:29,771
But the point was to do it with you.
384
00:14:29,778 --> 00:14:31,290
So if that's gonna be a problem...
385
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:33,092
No, I-I definitely want to do it.
386
00:14:33,094 --> 00:14:34,527
It's just that I'm having
387
00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:36,229
a hard time getting
my legs to cooperate.
388
00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,364
- Okay.
- You're gonna have to push me.
389
00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:39,632
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
390
00:14:39,634 --> 00:14:41,734
Just one hard push, and I'm good.
391
00:14:41,736 --> 00:14:43,035
Okay.
392
00:14:44,539 --> 00:14:46,072
Here...
393
00:14:46,074 --> 00:14:47,974
we...
394
00:14:47,976 --> 00:14:49,442
go...
395
00:14:49,449 --> 00:14:50,548
Oh, come o...
396
00:14:54,638 --> 00:14:56,605
Stop rocking this thing so much.
397
00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:58,208
I am getting seasick.
398
00:14:58,215 --> 00:15:00,415
Well, you poor thing.
Maybe if you had...
399
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,651
Uh-oh! Cramp, cramp, cramp,
cramp, cramp, cramp!
400
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,853
Calf's cramping up! Calf's cramping up!
401
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,421
Gloria, I need you to rub my calf!
402
00:15:06,423 --> 00:15:08,557
No! I'm not gonna touch that water!
403
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:11,281
Gloria, I'm in so much pain! You got
to put a little pressure on it!
404
00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:13,829
- Put a little pressure on my calf!
- Okay, fine!
405
00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:19,601
Aaaaaah!
406
00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:21,269
I'm in the lake!
407
00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:23,108
I'm in the lake!
408
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,811
Ay, no! Ay! Ay!
409
00:15:25,813 --> 00:15:28,180
Oh! What do you know? My cramp's gone.
410
00:15:30,317 --> 00:15:31,550
Hi, again. Quick question.
411
00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:32,784
No refunds on the bait.
412
00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:34,316
They were alive when you bought them.
413
00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:35,787
Oh. Hey, Mitchy. Sorry.
414
00:15:35,789 --> 00:15:39,157
Just curious... um,
how long after we hung out
415
00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:40,826
did you realize that you were gay?
416
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:43,311
Oh, no, it was...
It was years before that.
417
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:44,972
Oh. Okay. So... So, back then,
418
00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:47,022
when you said that you...
You weren't "into this,"
419
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,872
- you meant that you weren't into me.
- Well...
420
00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:51,537
Because I must have been the only
gay kid around for miles, right?
421
00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:53,455
Oh, I don't... Yeah, I mean,
technically, yeah.
422
00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:54,689
Let me get this right.
423
00:15:54,691 --> 00:15:56,891
You're in the middle of nowhere,
with no other options,
424
00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:59,661
at an age where a boy
gets excited by the wind,
425
00:15:59,663 --> 00:16:01,663
and you looked at me,
and you said, "Ooh, pass."
426
00:16:01,665 --> 00:16:03,031
W... I...
427
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,592
I'm sorry.
428
00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:05,632
I feel bad.
429
00:16:05,634 --> 00:16:07,133
It was 30 years ago, though.
430
00:16:08,142 --> 00:16:09,809
You want some... free bait?
431
00:16:09,811 --> 00:16:12,745
- Have a lure?
- Apparently, I don't have allure.
432
00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:15,685
Okay, Gloria, there's a store.
433
00:16:15,692 --> 00:16:18,234
Go in there. Get me something
to cover me up with... anything.
434
00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:21,005
But if there is a color choice, avoid
yellow and green. It washes me out.
435
00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:22,655
Oh, yeah, Cam,
I would love to help you...
436
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:25,324
The same way you helped me
fall into that filthy lake!
437
00:16:25,326 --> 00:16:28,928
Hey, kids! Watch out for the naked man!
438
00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:29,995
What? Good luck.
439
00:16:29,997 --> 00:16:31,104
Gloria?
440
00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:32,562
Gloria!
441
00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:38,288
Claire!!
442
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,823
Look!
443
00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:41,625
I got a jetpack!
444
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:48,598
I don't want to be the one
to hold you back!
445
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,065
I didn't think it'd be
this hard to contr...
446
00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:52,282
Aaaaah!
447
00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:53,889
Phil!
448
00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:55,657
Oh, my God!
449
00:16:55,659 --> 00:16:57,759
Look! We're not boring!
450
00:16:57,761 --> 00:16:59,361
We're still adventurous!
451
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,562
I can see that!
452
00:17:00,564 --> 00:17:03,966
I'm soud of you!
453
00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,514
- Claire?
- Oh, no, honey. Don't worry.
454
00:17:09,516 --> 00:17:11,082
I-It's just the eclipse.
455
00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:13,885
I can't tell if I'm headed up or down!
456
00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:15,487
Aaaaaaaah! I-It's just the eclipse.
457
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:22,193
Hello, darkness,.
458
00:17:24,831 --> 00:17:27,432
Where is everybody?
459
00:17:28,122 --> 00:17:29,955
Ah, who needs them?
460
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,164
This is a pretty special
moment, huh, Joey?
461
00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:35,693
Eh, you're never gonna
remember any of this.
462
00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:41,243
If you don't mind, I... I do want
to go outside and see the eclipse.
463
00:17:41,245 --> 00:17:43,145
Oh, I'm not done.
Just... Just so you know,
464
00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,981
plenty of people find me
very attractive, okay,
465
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:49,451
including my amazing husband,
who is no slouch himself.
466
00:17:49,453 --> 00:17:51,820
Hi. Do you sell muumuus?
467
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,989
And I am gonna go find him right now.
468
00:17:58,928 --> 00:18:00,828
- Hey, what's that?
- Oh, my God! It's Ben!
469
00:18:00,835 --> 00:18:02,401
He came to rescue me!
470
00:18:02,403 --> 00:18:04,203
I was out there all alone.
471
00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:06,171
And then it got really dark.
472
00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,773
And I'm so thirsty.
473
00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:09,374
Ew! I got mud on me.
474
00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,206
I'm so sorry I lashed out at you.
475
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:16,042
I think I do it when I start
getting close to someone.
476
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,413
But I want to be close to you.
477
00:18:18,415 --> 00:18:20,348
I want that, too.
478
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,484
Come on. We can use this as an oar.
479
00:18:24,349 --> 00:18:27,083
Oh, there's not enough
room for all of us.
480
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,023
Well, the two of us can
stay while you...
481
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,992
I'll come back for you!
482
00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:33,695
All right.
483
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:40,435
Well, well, well.
Look who finally showed up.
484
00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:43,425
Maybe we can try this again
in another 99 years.
485
00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:46,212
Actually, there'll be another total
eclipse again in the next 7 years.
486
00:18:46,219 --> 00:18:47,984
No one wants your stupid science, Alex!
487
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:50,211
I asked for one thing...
488
00:18:50,218 --> 00:18:52,542
To share a memory with all of us
with me at the center of it!
489
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,848
And by the way,
490
00:18:54,373 --> 00:18:58,175
I had to pay surge boat rates
because of eclipse fever!
491
00:18:58,177 --> 00:18:59,510
This is an all-time rant.
492
00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:02,076
Oh, yeah, top three.
It goes Christmas '84,
493
00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:03,510
that wedding where he ordered the pork
494
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,879
but they gave him the chicken
instead, and eclipse weekend.
495
00:19:05,886 --> 00:19:08,584
The only reason I went to that wedding
was because of the damn pork!
496
00:19:08,591 --> 00:19:10,673
Is this gonna be the only thing
you guys remember about me?!
497
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,502
Does this have something to
do with Hugh Duncan dying
498
00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:14,350
- and all those Facebook tributes?
- No!
499
00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:16,690
Wait, w-were you trying to
manufacture nice moments
500
00:19:16,692 --> 00:19:19,020
so that we'll say good things
about you when you're gone?
501
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,844
Wait. Is that why you
gave me your telescope?
502
00:19:20,851 --> 00:19:23,736
And the... the sunscreen?
That wasn't real?
503
00:19:23,743 --> 00:19:26,844
- I don't want to talk about this!
- Jay, where are you going?!
504
00:19:26,846 --> 00:19:29,714
Oh, for God's sakes! Dad! Come back!
505
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:32,250
Grandpa, stop!
506
00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:34,185
We have tons of great memories of you!
507
00:19:34,187 --> 00:19:35,453
You're just saying that!
508
00:19:35,455 --> 00:19:37,188
Someone think of an example!
509
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,856
Um...
510
00:19:38,858 --> 00:19:40,791
You used to bring me back magnets
511
00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:43,027
every time you went away
on a business trip!
512
00:19:43,029 --> 00:19:44,362
It was so thoughtful!
513
00:19:44,364 --> 00:19:47,209
Yeah, when you found out
I was into almond milk,
514
00:19:47,216 --> 00:19:50,351
you went to Costco and got me
that giant thing of almond milk!
515
00:19:50,353 --> 00:19:52,786
Well, you like it,
and it doesn't go bad.
516
00:19:52,788 --> 00:19:54,955
When my mom died,
you texted me every day
517
00:19:54,957 --> 00:19:57,124
for a week to check on me!
518
00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:00,161
You always save me the red gummy
bears because they're my favorite!
519
00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:02,179
And me the green ones!
520
00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:04,586
Also, the nice life and stuff!
521
00:20:04,588 --> 00:20:06,421
And... And... And you're really good
522
00:20:06,423 --> 00:20:09,691
at saving old pictures of me
and Mitchell as kids!
523
00:20:09,693 --> 00:20:11,159
Getting a little general.
524
00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:14,258
"Run toward embarrassment,
not away from it,
525
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,760
and you take away its power"!
526
00:20:15,762 --> 00:20:17,795
I'm always gonna remember that!
527
00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,098
Good enough.
528
00:20:22,735 --> 00:20:24,468
"Run toward embarrassment"?
529
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:25,669
What does that even mean?
530
00:20:25,714 --> 00:20:27,448
I don't know. He needs this.
531
00:20:28,305 --> 00:20:29,904
Why would you push me in like that?
532
00:20:29,911 --> 00:20:32,414
Oh, relax, everybody laughed.
533
00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:34,544
♪ Turn around ♪
534
00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:37,638
♪ Every now and then,
I get a little bit lonely ♪
535
00:20:37,645 --> 00:20:39,779
♪ And you're never comin' 'round ♪
536
00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:41,419
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- Me.
537
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:44,406
♪ Every now and then,
I get a little bit tired ♪
538
00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:46,808
♪ Of listening to the sound
of my tears ♪
539
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:50,578
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
540
00:20:51,314 --> 00:20:52,477
- Who?
- Dad.
541
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,744
Come on, Jay.
Everybody will remember it!
542
00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:57,185
- That's extortion.
- Come on.
543
00:20:57,187 --> 00:20:59,354
♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪
544
00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:00,274
There it is.
545
00:21:00,281 --> 00:21:03,037
♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
546
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,511
♪ And I need you more than ever ♪
547
00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:06,728
Is this even a song?
548
00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:09,664
♪ Once upon a time,
I was falling in love ♪
549
00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:12,634
♪ But now I'm only falling apart ♪
550
00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:14,436
♪ There's nothing I can do ♪
551
00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:17,163
♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪
552
00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:18,501
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553
00:21:20,077 --> 00:21:21,865
- Hey. Where's Ben?
- Uh-oh.