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Obviously, this is the living room.
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There's a fully stocked bar in the den,
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and the home theater is downstairs.
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Wow. So, your boss launches
one style website
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and she can afford all of this?
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I wish "1950s closeted father"
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was a look people were clamoring for.
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Oh, it is not that simple.
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The formula for NERP is very specific...
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former actress plus
confidence based on nothing
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equals millions in sales
of iffy wellness products.
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We should get her a gift
for letting us stay here,
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but what do you give someone
who's researching
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charcoal toothbrushes in Sri Lanka?
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Oh, actually, she's judging
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a placenta-cooking contest in Minsk.
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Maybe we should stay away
from the fridge.
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So, we're in wine country.
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When does the wine tasting start,
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because I can use it after
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the public bashing I've had to endure.
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Here we go. No more boo-hooing, Manny.
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The review wasn't that bad.
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He called my portrayal
of Inspector Poirot
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"unconvincing," "not believable,"
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"hard to buy,"
and "ironically redundant".
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Hey, Mitch, Cam,
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now that you guys have had a chance
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to sleep on my performance,
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what did you think?
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- It was a tricky part.
- Yeah, and I don't blame you.
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I blame whoever cast you.
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[Quietly] Yeah.
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Okay, a couple more things.
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Finally, the closet part of the tour.
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My boss left each of you
a very special robe.
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They minimize inflammation
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and gently exfoliate your skin
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whilst you wear them.
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That's weird. I only see six robes.
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That's what's weird about them?
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Haley: Oh, one last thing...
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Do not touch the tiara
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on display in the drawing room.
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It is very delicate.
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Got it?
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Sorry, honey. You're just...
You're doing that thing
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where you look like
a really intense baby deer.
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Oh, the scarier you try to be,
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- the more adorable you are.
- I know!
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Whatever. I have, like,
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a million errands to run for my boss.
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Hang on. Since, uh, no one's called dibs
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on the master bedroom,
I assume it's up for grabs.
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Oh, actually, there are only
three guest bedrooms upstairs,
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so you'll have to sleep in there, okay?
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The maid's quarters?
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But I'll be right next
to the creaky do...
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- [Door creaks loudly]
- You know, if you want,
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- I can put some oil on that.
- Oh, no, no, no. Don't.
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These are traditional
Tibetan creaking hinges.
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[Door creaks, closes]
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We need those.
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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com
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- Whoa. Go easy.
- Trust me, Dad.
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Right now, I could really use this.
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Claire: I love Phil. Let's just
get that out of the way first,
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but he has these bear slippers.
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I don't know where they came from,
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probably the same place that sells
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pinky rings and other things
that make it difficult
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to see your husband as a sexual being.
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Oh, my gosh. I don't think
I'm allowed here
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in my bare feet.
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[Laughs]
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Fortunately, I have a tactic
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for getting rid of things that I hate.
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I suggest that Phil
brings them on vacation,
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and then I forget to repack them.
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Thanks.
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Dollar-sign necktie...
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I flung it over Niagara Falls.
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The belt buckle with "Pimp" in crystals?
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Chucked it in the Grand Canyon.
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Huh. I wonder if that's what Gloria did
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to my denim vest in the Galápagos.
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I just gotta sneak out tonight
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and disappear those
bear slippers in the woods.
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Am I a terrible person?
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No, but there might be a pattern
of desecrating national parks
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you might want to look at.
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[Dog barks, chews]
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That's enough, Chubs. [Chuckles]
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What are you doing?
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Stella's been severely depressed
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because her best friend, Norman,
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the next-door neighbor's dog, just died.
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She won't even do
her favorite trick anymore.
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Stella.
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Stella, speak.
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Speak. Like you're saying "Hello".
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[Howling]
Hellooo! Hel-Hellooo!
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Hello?
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I wanted to bring Stella
on the trip to cheer her up.
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She never sees seasons,
but Gloria wanted one night
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with just the two of us in bed,
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so I did the only sensible thing.
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You left her at home with a dog sitter?
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Checked her in the hotel down the road.
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I'm trying to get some wine in Gloria
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so she passes out early
and I can sneak off and feed Stella.
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The hotel down the
road? You mean the Ritz?
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I had points. Calm down.
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Oh, how cool. This is both
an opener and a stopper.
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Nice.
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Oh, I guess what it does for bottles,
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it also does for conversations.
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Wait, is that... Ronaldo!
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[Guatemalan accent] Mitchell!
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What a surprise.
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And who is this?
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I always assumed I was
your sexiest Latin friend.
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[Laughing] This is Gloria.
Gloria, Ronaldo.
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- Bolivian?
- Guatemalan.
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- Venezuelan?
- Colombian.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Not sure what this is.
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Um, so w-what are you doing in town?
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Oh, just picking up some wine
for a party I'm catering...
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at Oprah Winfrey's.
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- What?
- Stop it!
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- Oh, what, is that a big deal?
- Don't you be coy.
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You know the power dynamic
just shifted between us.
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If you want, I can get you two
into the party.
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- Get out!
- You would do that for us?
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Only because I like you so much.
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- I like you so much, too!
- [Chuckles]
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That was a quick thaw.
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It can only be the two of you,
though. No Cameron.
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Pepper would kill me.
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Right. Cam's in a feud
with Ronaldo's husband
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over what type of cracker
belongs on a cheese platter.
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Water cracker. The cheese is the star.
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- This isn't our fight.
- No.
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I have to run.
I'll text you the address.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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Can you believe this? We're
going to a party at Oprah's.
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What if we become friends with her?
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What if we get our own TV show?
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Who's gonna pick up Joe from school?!
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Gloria... we'll have drivers.
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[Cellphones chime]
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- Tuesday Company!
- Tuesday Company!
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Cam, Mitch, Claire, and I signed
up for a hip-hop class.
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We knew it was legit when they asked us
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to graffiti our names
on the sign-up wall.
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- [Hip-hop music plays]
- Right leg, come on.
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Unh. Wrap those arms, come on.
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Unh. Unh.
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- [Music stops]
- And yah!
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- I like it. Nice job, everybody!
- [Applause]
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Great. That's great.
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Hey, Sho Nuff. Bomb class.
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[Breathless] Yeah, yeah. Really sick.
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Hey, man. You two were hitting
it hard out there.
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I was really believing your movements.
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Are you... saying we brought it?
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I'm saying y'all crushed it.
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Keep it up. All right?
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- Okay.
- Hit it.
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All right. There you go.
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[Chuckles]
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- Cameron?
- Philip?
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- Did you hear that?
- You mean when our dance instructor
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told us we were basically
street-dance superstars?
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Did you notice how he singled us out?
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He didn't even mention Mitch or Claire.
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[Whispering] It's like he's
saying they're holding us back.
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Okay. You know what?
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We need to shed our dead-weight spouses.
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There is nobody
I would rather impress more
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- than Sho Nuff.
- True dat.
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- No, True Dat's just the DJ.
- I don't care what he thinks.
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Turns out, Cam and I
make tremendous dance partners.
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Our bodies are so in tune,
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it's like we finish each other's...
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...sequences.
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Phil starts a move,
and I instinctually complete it.
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And, yeah,
it's as powerful as it sounds.
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Oh, my gosh. Did you ever think
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a farm boy from Missouri
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and... and a real-estate agent
from Key West, Florida,
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would get the opportunity to audition
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for the prestigious Tuesday Company?
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And it only costs slightly more
than regular classes.
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We could be the greatest
masters-level hip-hop duo
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- since Pump Up and The Jam!
- I know!
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Callback's tomorrow, so
we'll have to sneak out tonight
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for a final rehearsal.
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You... You brought the outfit
in case we got it, right?
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[Chuckling] "In case"? Good one, Phil.
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I'm having a hard time resisting
dancing with joy, are you?
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- Me-Meet at the grapes.
- Okay.
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Man, it took forever
to find a parking spot.
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I could really use a
sip of a chewy Cabernet.
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You can't drink. You have to stay sober
to drive the rest of us home.
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Wait, is that why I'm here?
To be the designated driver?
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If you need a title, sure.
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Okay, the front door's too loud.
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We can get to the driveway this way.
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[Gasps] I look like Miss Universe.
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What are you doing?
Haley said not to touch that.
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- Ow! [Hisses]
- Let me see.
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[Gasps] Clean cut.
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- Those are real diamonds!
- Leave 'em. Come on.
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- Cam, walk this way.
- Oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Mixing metals is very
in-fashion right now.
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No, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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In 18 hours, Sho Nuff is gonna
be rating our dance skills
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on a scale of one to "Dayum"! Come on!
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All right. All right.
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Butt... here.
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Just one more treat.
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Here.
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[Whispering] Shh.
We'll just do this quick.
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Shh. Here you go.
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- [Cellphone clicks]
- [Gasps] Gorgeous!
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- Dad?
- Oh!
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[Exhales in relief]
I thought you were Gloria.
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Wh-Why is Stella here?
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I was going to feed her at the hotel...
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she's clearly in a bad way.
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She trashed the room.
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It looked like The Who
was staying there.
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So, I'm gonna stash her
in the guesthouse,
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brush her fur until she goes to sleep.
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Stella!
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What?
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I am prom queen?!
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It's not... It's not Ashley Walls
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who got the pity vote
after her car accident?
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[Voice breaking] Thank you.
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[Normal voice] Thank you.
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Okay. Now we need to be
strategic if we're gonna hit
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all of Oprah's important rooms, okay?
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Her home office, her gift-wrapping room,
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her temperature-controlled vault
of cozy sweaters. [Squeals, claps]
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But what if Gayle is there?
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Do we stop to talk to her?
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No. No Gayle. There's no time.
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Okay, that-that's the third house
251
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in this compound that we passed.
252
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How will we know when we get
253
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to Oprah's actual hou...
254
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[Both gasp]
255
00:08:48,589 --> 00:08:49,855
- Oh, my God.
- [Sighs]
256
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[Grunting]
257
00:08:56,865 --> 00:08:58,198
[Quietly] Okay.
258
00:09:00,669 --> 00:09:02,102
[Hip-hop music plays]
259
00:09:02,170 --> 00:09:07,140
♪
260
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♪ Stop the beat ♪
261
00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:13,480
♪
262
00:09:13,548 --> 00:09:15,215
I'm so sorry.
263
00:09:15,283 --> 00:09:16,683
[Music stops] I'm sorry.
264
00:09:16,752 --> 00:09:19,219
- I was a beat early on the booty drop.
- No, no, no.
265
00:09:19,287 --> 00:09:21,320
It was me. I was a beat late
on the chest pop.
266
00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:23,465
It's weird, but I'm... I'm nervous.
267
00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:24,732
I am, too. But you know what?
268
00:09:24,801 --> 00:09:26,568
We... We just have to relax
269
00:09:26,636 --> 00:09:28,770
and remember we're... we're
just a couple guys dancing.
270
00:09:28,839 --> 00:09:30,405
Who are we kidding?!
271
00:09:30,474 --> 00:09:32,440
Getting Tuesday Company would be epic!
272
00:09:32,509 --> 00:09:34,175
I know! We get our own cubbies.
273
00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:35,877
We don't have to throw our
keys and wallet in the corner anymore.
274
00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:39,146
Didn't the Tuesdoggs perform at
the WNBA All-Star Game last year?
275
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,330
It would be life-changing, but
we have to stop talking about
276
00:09:41,399 --> 00:09:42,598
how great it would be.
277
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,899
- That's what's throwing us off.
- Right.
278
00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:45,601
- For now, it's... We're just... Hey.
- Hey.
279
00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:46,769
- Here's two guys...
- Dancing.
280
00:09:46,838 --> 00:09:48,004
- We're dancing. Yeah.
- We're dancing.
281
00:09:48,072 --> 00:09:49,372
- Let's take it from the top. All right.
- Yep.
282
00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,340
[Music resumes]
283
00:09:51,409 --> 00:09:54,076
Five, six, seven, eight, and...
284
00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:55,211
[Grunts] And that's my bad.
285
00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:56,312
Okay.
286
00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,164
Where have you been? I turned
around and you were gone.
287
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,567
I was in Oprah's bed!
288
00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:06,269
- Guess her sleep number.
- I don't have to.
289
00:10:06,338 --> 00:10:08,705
- I touched her. I touched Oprah!
- What?!
290
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,873
Well, technically,
291
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,541
I brushed the edge
of her gown with my finger.
292
00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,144
- But look... my cut's magically healed.
- [Gasps]
293
00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:15,979
And I heard they have baby elephants
294
00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,415
carrying everyone to the south lawn
295
00:10:18,483 --> 00:10:20,983
- to see a living chess match. Let's go!
- [Sighs]
296
00:10:21,159 --> 00:10:22,258
Wait, no, Gloria. Gloria, Come on.
297
00:10:22,327 --> 00:10:24,494
We said we'd only stay for an hour.
298
00:10:24,563 --> 00:10:26,896
We have to get back to our normal lives.
299
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,832
- But how?!
- [Quietly] I know.
300
00:10:33,705 --> 00:10:35,038
Leave them.
301
00:10:35,106 --> 00:10:37,607
Take it from me... if you get
a second chance at love,
302
00:10:37,676 --> 00:10:39,075
you grab it.
303
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,030
After the trauma of losing
her best friend, Norman,
304
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,166
Stella's veil of depression was lifted
305
00:10:44,235 --> 00:10:46,168
by the promise of new romance.
306
00:10:46,237 --> 00:10:48,570
She realized she could love again.
307
00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,309
You can't separate them, Claire.
308
00:10:50,378 --> 00:10:52,345
I'm taking that slipper home with me.
309
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:55,047
And risk Phil seeing it the next
time we're at your house? Forget it.
310
00:10:55,116 --> 00:10:57,183
Stella's had her fun. This is over.
311
00:10:57,251 --> 00:10:59,318
Why is this so hard for you to accept?
312
00:10:59,387 --> 00:11:01,587
Is it because it's a dog and a slipper?
313
00:11:03,224 --> 00:11:05,324
[Hip-hop music plays]
314
00:11:05,393 --> 00:11:15,134
♪
315
00:11:15,203 --> 00:11:16,602
[Chair clatters]
316
00:11:16,671 --> 00:11:18,737
- [Music stops]
- My bad.
317
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,579
- Again.
- No, no. No, no.
318
00:11:20,602 --> 00:11:22,769
That's on me. I'm... I'm...
I'm... I'm still in my head.
319
00:11:22,838 --> 00:11:24,237
Let's face it, Cam.
This isn't about nerves.
320
00:11:24,306 --> 00:11:26,039
It's about me losing
whatever spark I once had.
321
00:11:26,108 --> 00:11:27,785
It's like someone sucked
the funk right out of me!
322
00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:30,510
No, I'm the problem. It's like I've lost
the key to the lock on my pop.
323
00:11:30,579 --> 00:11:31,778
Just...go on without me.
324
00:11:31,847 --> 00:11:33,947
I'm holding you back!
I mean, nuff is nuff.
325
00:11:34,016 --> 00:11:37,250
Maybe Rob Base was wrong.
It takes one to make a thing go right.
326
00:11:37,319 --> 00:11:39,619
- Is it possible...
- Just say it.
327
00:11:39,688 --> 00:11:41,688
...that we're just Monday dancers?
328
00:11:41,757 --> 00:11:43,090
[Both sniffling]
329
00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:49,619
- Is it better?
- [Sniffs]
330
00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:51,354
No, I'm still getting
a hint of elephant.
331
00:11:51,423 --> 00:11:53,323
- Get out.
- W... I'm just being honest.
332
00:11:53,392 --> 00:11:56,460
No, we have to push the car
the last 50 feet to the house...
333
00:11:56,528 --> 00:11:57,928
...so that they don't hear us coming.
334
00:11:57,996 --> 00:12:00,130
[Car beeps]
335
00:12:00,736 --> 00:12:03,303
I feel like some of Oprah's strength
must've rubbed off on me.
336
00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:04,804
I bet I could
carry this car up.
337
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,239
Are you sure this is in neutral?
338
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,074
[Metal clatters]
339
00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:09,809
What is this?!
340
00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:13,546
Did you steal this candy dish
from Oprah's house?
341
00:12:13,615 --> 00:12:17,317
[Gasps] It has her initials engraved.
342
00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:19,986
I couldn't help it. I wanted a souvenir.
343
00:12:20,055 --> 00:12:22,656
But you said that we couldn't
bring any evidence in here,
344
00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:24,290
and you didn't even let me take
345
00:12:24,359 --> 00:12:26,292
the party napkin that had a cartoon
346
00:12:26,361 --> 00:12:28,995
of her hugging children of many colors!
347
00:12:29,064 --> 00:12:30,430
Okay, I'm sorry.
348
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,233
What if... What if we share
custody of the candy dish?
349
00:12:33,301 --> 00:12:34,734
Okay, fine.
350
00:12:34,803 --> 00:12:36,736
But I get it for the holidays.
351
00:12:36,805 --> 00:12:39,439
- [Knocking on door]
- Coming.
352
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:40,907
[Door creaks]
353
00:12:40,976 --> 00:12:43,309
Oh, hey, sorry. I forgot my keys
in the drawing room.
354
00:12:43,378 --> 00:12:45,045
[Door creaks, closes]
355
00:12:45,113 --> 00:12:46,813
Okay, where did I put them?
356
00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:48,248
They were right here, right?
357
00:12:48,316 --> 00:12:50,083
And right where I thought I left them.
358
00:12:50,152 --> 00:12:51,885
Wait a minute. What is that?
359
00:12:51,953 --> 00:12:53,286
Oh, my God. [Gasps]
360
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,721
Oh, my God! The tiara! It's cracked!
361
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:55,989
Who did this?!
362
00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:57,390
I'll get to the bottom of this.
363
00:12:57,459 --> 00:13:00,126
I don't care what some
feeble-minded vulgarian says.
364
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:03,163
Manny Delgado knows how to play
the role of an inspector.
365
00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:05,832
- I'll text everyone to come downstairs.
- Thank you.
366
00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:06,966
[Cellphones chime]
367
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:09,135
No!
368
00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:10,236
Oh, no.
369
00:13:10,305 --> 00:13:11,538
Oh, hell no.
370
00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:14,638
Okay. Wait, wait, Dad.
We need an excuse!
371
00:13:14,707 --> 00:13:16,673
People are gonna wonder
why we weren't in bed.
372
00:13:16,742 --> 00:13:18,541
Um, tell them that, uh, uh...
373
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,628
Oh! We were on the balcony
because we saw a moose.
374
00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:21,684
That's dumb.
375
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,779
We'll tell them I'm heating up some milk
for you in the kitchen
376
00:13:23,848 --> 00:13:25,214
because your stomach hurts.
377
00:13:25,283 --> 00:13:27,716
Why? Because I was upset
that I saw a moose?
378
00:13:27,785 --> 00:13:29,452
[Footsteps approaching]
379
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,390
Put this on.
380
00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:35,791
- I was early.
- I was late.
381
00:13:36,294 --> 00:13:38,127
[Footsteps approaching quickly]
382
00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:39,662
Hurry, hurry!
383
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:42,998
Whew! I'm still getting
strong notes of elephant off of you.
384
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,216
- You may have to cut off all your hair.
- No!
385
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,321
I'm sure you're wondering why
I've gathered you all here.
386
00:13:49,389 --> 00:13:51,856
Uh, the tiara's cracked.
You told us in your text.
387
00:13:51,925 --> 00:13:53,491
What I didn't tell you
is that I've vowed
388
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,260
to find out who's responsible.
389
00:13:55,329 --> 00:13:56,995
Well, no, actually,
you did. It was a fairly long...
390
00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:59,074
Everyone's a suspect.
391
00:13:59,143 --> 00:14:00,709
Don't look at me.
I wasn't anywhere near it.
392
00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:03,078
What a surprise...
Phil feigning innocence.
393
00:14:03,147 --> 00:14:05,414
You're just everyone's
favorite Dad, right?
394
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:07,826
Where were you when you got my text?
395
00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:09,861
Cam's, uh, stomach was upset,
396
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,630
and I was warming up some milk for him.
397
00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:13,832
- Claire saw a moose.
- I did.
398
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:17,002
And that's why we were on
the balcony when you texted us.
399
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:18,270
Well, Gloria and I were in the den.
400
00:14:18,338 --> 00:14:19,938
I ran into her on my way out to my walk,
401
00:14:20,007 --> 00:14:21,373
and then we decided
to watch the moon together.
402
00:14:21,441 --> 00:14:22,541
The moon, huh?
403
00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:26,077
Seems unlikely given tonight
is moonless!
404
00:14:26,146 --> 00:14:27,445
No matter.
405
00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:31,086
So, did any of you go through
this room at any point?
406
00:14:31,155 --> 00:14:33,222
[All mumbling in denial]
407
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,224
Sounds to me like everybody was inside
408
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,825
doing whatever they were
supposed to be doing.
409
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:40,215
That's odd because I found
this door slightly open,
410
00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:42,317
which means one of you was outside.
411
00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:44,153
When I find out who went out that door,
412
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:45,821
quite sure I'll have my culprit.
413
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,022
Hey, what's that?
414
00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:51,393
It appears to be two bottom halves
415
00:14:51,462 --> 00:14:53,328
of a gingerbread man melded together.
416
00:14:53,397 --> 00:14:55,664
Uh, it looks like a bone.
It's a dog treat.
417
00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:57,599
No, it's a human treat,
418
00:14:57,668 --> 00:15:00,569
and it's shaped like
a bone because it's full of calcium.
419
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:02,548
I was snacking on them
earlier in the day
420
00:15:02,617 --> 00:15:03,983
and I must have dropped one.
421
00:15:06,254 --> 00:15:08,521
[Groaning, muffled]
Mmm, they're delicious.
422
00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:10,416
And they're very good for you.
423
00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:11,651
Checks out.
424
00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:12,818
[Clatter]
425
00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:14,086
That's coming from upstairs!
426
00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:15,521
Haley: No, outside.
427
00:15:17,058 --> 00:15:18,758
Gloria, how did this happen?
428
00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:20,159
I have a theory.
429
00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:21,494
I once read about a moose
430
00:15:21,562 --> 00:15:23,195
that knocked a camper out of neutral.
431
00:15:23,264 --> 00:15:25,998
Perhaps the moose Claire saw earlier did
the same thing here.
432
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:28,501
The hood's warm. Then don't lean on it.
433
00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:32,058
I admit it! Mitch and I...
we were outside.
434
00:15:32,127 --> 00:15:33,960
He wanted to talk to me about a problem
435
00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:37,063
he's having with Cam in the gay bedroom.
436
00:15:37,132 --> 00:15:38,531
[Whispering] Oh, so when
it's me, it's a problem.
437
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,700
When it's you, it's what happens
when you work out too much.
438
00:15:41,236 --> 00:15:44,604
It got cold, we went inside the car,
439
00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:45,905
I turned the heater on,
440
00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:49,408
and I must have accidentally
knocked it into neutral.
441
00:15:49,477 --> 00:15:51,477
So, it was all ready to roll
when the moose showed up.
442
00:15:51,546 --> 00:15:53,880
Hey, uh, what's
this candy dish doing here?
443
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,845
Haley, please, I'm trying to think.
444
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,547
But it could be evidence.
445
00:15:57,616 --> 00:15:59,549
Mitch: What are the lights doing on
in the tennis court?!
446
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:05,121
Now why would these chairs be out here,
447
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,389
and how do they connect to the moose?
448
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,693
These footprints are in a...
really weird pattern.
449
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,528
Why do these steps feel so familiar?
450
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,363
Cam and I were out here, um...
451
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:16,099
We were in the kitchen, and
we heard a raccoon outside.
452
00:16:16,168 --> 00:16:17,901
Yeah, yeah. So, we came out, we...
453
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:20,503
we grabbed a couple chairs
to... to... to scare it off.
454
00:16:20,572 --> 00:16:22,973
We held... held them up like this,
455
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,607
and, um, chased the raccoon,
456
00:16:24,676 --> 00:16:26,443
but it ran into some trash cans
and we were like...
457
00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:27,911
- Oh!
- Oh!
458
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:30,711
And then, uh, it ran
up the court this way...
459
00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:31,948
- Yep.
- ...and then back a couple of steps
460
00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:35,008
and then forward again and then it
did a little spin.
461
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,586
Yep. That was it. And then it
came back at us, and we were like...
462
00:16:37,677 --> 00:16:39,510
Both: [Rhythmically]
Right, left. Right, right,
463
00:16:39,579 --> 00:16:41,078
body roll, and spin. [Fingers snap]
464
00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:42,880
And then, it was just gone.
465
00:16:42,949 --> 00:16:44,181
What the hell was that?
466
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,350
What is any of this? I can't
make sense of these clues.
467
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,853
What kind of raccoon isn't scared off by
the presence of a moose?
468
00:16:48,922 --> 00:16:50,121
All we need to know
469
00:16:50,189 --> 00:16:52,957
is that Mitchell, Gloria, Cam, and Phil
470
00:16:53,026 --> 00:16:55,559
- are the four and only suspects.
- Cam: Not only!
471
00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:57,028
[All arguing]
472
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,184
One at a time! Phil, go first.
473
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,586
Well, that's a lot of pressure.
474
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,354
- Speak!
- [Stella barks in distance]
475
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,423
What is that noise?
476
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,923
It's like a dog saying, "Hello."
477
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,425
Sounds to me like
a California barking moose.
478
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,793
It came from up there.
479
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,029
Hey.
480
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,732
We were really in-sync talking
through that raccoon chase.
481
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,766
It felt like maybe we
had our timing back again.
482
00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:17,868
It really did.
483
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,134
Maybe we forgot dance isn't
about the fame or... or glory,
484
00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:23,770
but it's about telling a story
that takes your audience
485
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,373
on a journey that ebbs and flows.
486
00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:27,540
Ebb and Flow.
487
00:17:28,677 --> 00:17:30,677
I think we just found our hip-hop names.
488
00:17:31,427 --> 00:17:32,559
[Stella barks]
489
00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:35,729
[Gasps] Jay!
490
00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:37,698
- You brought Stella?!
- No!
491
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,566
She must have tracked us here.
492
00:17:39,635 --> 00:17:41,535
What's that, girl?
493
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,937
What? We left the stove on?
494
00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:45,739
- Well, that was weird.
- Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.
495
00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:47,407
What is my slipper doing in here?
496
00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:49,609
I'm not wrong. It's cold, huh?
497
00:17:49,678 --> 00:17:52,079
Hey. Honey...
498
00:17:52,147 --> 00:17:54,147
- We need to talk about this.
- [Groans]
499
00:17:54,216 --> 00:17:56,183
[Stella growls, barks]
500
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,151
- Um, Stella...
- She wants the slipper, Phil.
501
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,419
Oh, my God.
502
00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:02,424
W-Why is Phil dressed
like a Beastie Boy?
503
00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:03,726
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
504
00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:06,895
- You two did hip-hop without us!
- [Gasps]
505
00:18:06,964 --> 00:18:08,530
Okay, be-because you and Claire
were holding us back.
506
00:18:08,599 --> 00:18:10,666
Oh, please. We are
just as good as you are.
507
00:18:10,735 --> 00:18:12,473
It sounds like somebody
wants a dance-off.
508
00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:14,169
No. No one ever wants a dance-off.
509
00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:16,538
- Phil, why didn't you just tell me?
- Save it, Claire.
510
00:18:16,607 --> 00:18:18,374
I know you put the hit out
on my bear slippers.
511
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,409
Those are just very unsexy.
512
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,578
Oh, 'cause you always dress so sexy?
513
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:24,346
Let's check out this nightwear.
514
00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:26,682
[All gasp]
515
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:29,875
Luke's junior high gym shorts,
and the drawstring is an old shoelace.
516
00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:31,543
Well, at least I'm not
one of those wives
517
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,245
that spends a fortune on lingerie.
518
00:18:33,314 --> 00:18:35,414
I mean, look, when the shoelace broke,
519
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,049
I fixed it with a staple.
520
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,351
Well, why don't we add a little spice
for our vacation?
521
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,987
I mean, Gloria wears a floor-length,
beaded nightgown to bed.
522
00:18:42,056 --> 00:18:44,356
Wait a second. No, she doesn't.
523
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,492
- [All gasp]
- Haley: Yes.
524
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,967
It looked very comfortable
on the website.
525
00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:52,136
Wait a minute. Gloria was with Mitchell.
526
00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:53,704
What have we got going on under here?!
527
00:18:53,773 --> 00:18:55,606
Okay, where were you going
looking so dapper?!
528
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:57,675
- Dapper? Really? Aww...
- [Metal clatters]
529
00:18:57,744 --> 00:18:59,377
Oh! Ooh! Manny. Manny!
530
00:18:59,445 --> 00:19:01,979
Hey! Look what just fell out
of Uncle Mitch's pocket!
531
00:19:02,048 --> 00:19:03,948
A second candy dish...
532
00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:06,660
Cam: Hold up. This is monogrammed.
533
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,695
"M.O."?
534
00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:10,197
You went to Michelle Obama's without me?
535
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:12,199
[Gasps]
536
00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:14,334
[High-pitched] You went to
Oprah Winfrey's without me?!
537
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,002
Gloria, is this true?
538
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,004
You know how I feel about Oprah.
She changed my...
539
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,272
Excuse me.
540
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:22,375
She gave me the strength
to change my own life!
541
00:19:22,444 --> 00:19:26,513
[All arguing]
542
00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:28,135
Stop. Stop!
543
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:29,234
Stop!!
544
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,004
Have we all forgotten that somebody
545
00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,639
cracked my boss's tiara?!
546
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,040
I could get fired!
547
00:19:35,109 --> 00:19:36,342
Well, I touched it once,
548
00:19:36,411 --> 00:19:38,710
so I might have done it.
I'll pay for it.
549
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,177
Hold on. Cam and I messed with it, too.
550
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,545
- I put it on my hand.
- I tried it.
551
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,213
- Me, too.
- Okay, okay, obviously,
552
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,315
everybody monkeyed around
with it, so we'll all chip in.
553
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,450
Really?
554
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,651
- Yes!
- Thank you, guys.
555
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,453
Yeah, let's go to bed!
556
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:53,023
Listen, not to take Phil's side, but you
could wash those shorts
557
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,459
'cause I'm getting a strong
whiff of elephant.
558
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,762
Thanks for trying to help, Manny.
559
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,865
I guess we'll really never know
who broke that tiara.
560
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,936
I broke the tiara.
561
00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:05,671
I was alone at the house
the night before
562
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,640
doing a little private wine tasting.
563
00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,642
[Mockingly] I made a website,
564
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:12,244
and I tell people how to live.
565
00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:14,513
Get a latte enema.
566
00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:16,142
- Drink ocean water.
- [Tiara clatters]
567
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:17,183
Oh.
568
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:19,552
Ooh...
569
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:22,254
I knew if I said to my family,
"Do not touch",
570
00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:24,490
one of those bozos
would have to try it on
571
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:27,526
and then think
they cracked it themselves.
572
00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:30,563
That's right. I'm a little
smarter than people think.
573
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:33,232
But lucky, too. That moose
almost ruined everything.
574
00:20:34,839 --> 00:20:36,307
You know, there's no sense denying it.
575
00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:37,960
Life, as we know it, has changed.
576
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:40,553
Yeah, yeah. From now on, you'll be
dancing on Tuesdays.
577
00:20:40,588 --> 00:20:43,214
- [Computer chiming]
- Oh, Ronaldo's FaceTiming.
578
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,014
[Nervously] Hey, guys.
579
00:20:45,049 --> 00:20:46,765
So, uh, listen.
580
00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:48,764
Oprah knows about the candy dish.
581
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,686
I don't know what you're talking about.
582
00:20:50,721 --> 00:20:53,472
There are cameras, Mitchell!
You need to bring it back.
583
00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:54,558
Where are you?
584
00:20:54,593 --> 00:20:57,981
I'm still here at Oprah's,
under my own free will.
585
00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:01,447
And I will probably
stay here in this tower
586
00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:03,616
until she gets her dish back.
587
00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:06,052
It's quite meaningful.
She stole it from...
588
00:21:06,154 --> 00:21:07,754
[Grunts]
589
00:21:07,822 --> 00:21:10,256
...got it as a gift from Michelle Obama.
590
00:21:10,358 --> 00:21:11,491
[Computer beeps]
591
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,113
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
592
00:21:14,216 --> 00:21:16,316
We have Michelle Obama's candy dish.
593
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:18,518
Oprah Winfrey has our number.
594
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:21,287
- [Laughing]
- O-kay! Okay! Okay!
595
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:26,312
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