1
00:01:00,877 --> 00:01:03,289
頸骨連接到頭骨

2
00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,954
頭骨連接到角骨

3
00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:09,002
角骨就在翼骨上方

4
00:01:14,223 --> 00:01:15,383
我嚇到你了

5
00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:16,681
才怪

6
00:01:16,767 --> 00:01:18,382
記得校外教學的規則

7
00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:21,185
不准推人、咬人、噴火

8
00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:23,388
真不聽話

9
00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,814
18、19…

10
00:01:24,901 --> 00:01:27,859
好，少一個，少了誰？

11
00:01:28,696 --> 00:01:30,652
麥克華斯基啊

12
00:01:31,532 --> 00:01:34,524
謝了，喬，祝你幸運填完字謎

13
00:01:34,702 --> 00:01:36,738
抱歉，麥克，我沒看到你

14
00:01:36,829 --> 00:01:40,413
沒關係，我在巴士上撿到5分硬幣

15
00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:42,073
可惜我沒口袋

16
00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:45,706
同學們，兩人一組，找個搭檔

17
00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:49,497
傑瑞米，我們一組？好，沒關係

18
00:01:49,675 --> 00:01:52,007
海莉？不要？跟克萊兒一組？

19
00:01:52,094 --> 00:01:53,709
好選擇，她是顆好蛋

20
00:01:53,804 --> 00:01:55,089
魯索？

21
00:01:55,681 --> 00:01:57,592
我是麥克？大眼仔？

22
00:01:58,434 --> 00:01:59,674
我們同車的？

23
00:02:00,561 --> 00:02:01,892
我們是親戚

24
00:02:02,563 --> 00:02:04,679
好，談話愉快

25
00:02:04,857 --> 00:02:07,849
麥克，看來又剩我和你了

26
00:02:13,574 --> 00:02:15,690
快點，凱倫，我們落後了

27
00:02:15,868 --> 00:02:16,948
別直呼老師名字

28
00:02:17,119 --> 00:02:21,112
"因為關心，所以驚心"

29
00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:23,906
大家跟緊

30
00:02:24,085 --> 00:02:26,872
我們正進入很危險的區域

31
00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:29,708
歡迎來到驚嚇廠房

32
00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:38,964
這裡收集尖叫能量供怪獸世界充電

33
00:02:39,141 --> 00:02:39,926
有人能告訴我

34
00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:42,308
收集尖叫是誰的工作？

35
00:02:42,645 --> 00:02:43,680
驚嚇專員

36
00:02:43,771 --> 00:02:44,931
答對了

37
00:02:45,022 --> 00:02:47,855
誰能示範最嚇人的吼聲？

38
00:02:47,942 --> 00:02:49,057
選我…！

39
00:02:49,151 --> 00:02:51,608
先生，這裡，2點鐘方向的小綠人

40
00:02:52,321 --> 00:02:53,310
像這樣

41
00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:55,275
照過來

42
00:02:55,449 --> 00:02:56,438
我很會吼的

43
00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:14,833
哇塞

44
00:03:16,345 --> 00:03:18,927
小朋友，你們跟學校來參觀嗎？

45
00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:19,678
對

46
00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:20,512
沒錯

47
00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,056
我們來認識尖叫能源

48
00:03:22,143 --> 00:03:24,099
及學習當個驚嚇專員

49
00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:28,263
你們很好運，我正好是驚嚇專員

50
00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:32,309
我在母校怪獸大學練就一身技能

51
00:03:32,486 --> 00:03:34,693
那是第一名的驚嚇學校

52
00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:37,355
想得美，恐懼科大才是第一

53
00:03:37,533 --> 00:03:41,651
好，看著我們說，哪間學校最讚？

54
00:03:42,246 --> 00:03:43,486
怪獸大學

55
00:03:45,708 --> 00:03:46,993
走啦，各位

56
00:03:47,168 --> 00:03:50,535
西岸上線，驚嚇專員出動

57
00:03:50,713 --> 00:03:51,953
站住，別越過安全界線

58
00:03:54,091 --> 00:03:56,707
人類小孩有劇毒

59
00:03:57,887 --> 00:03:59,343
看那個

60
00:03:59,513 --> 00:04:01,378
大夥兒，小心我的大眼

61
00:04:01,891 --> 00:04:03,222
看那個，太讚了

62
00:04:03,434 --> 00:04:04,423
沒錯

63
00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,681
看不到，我來玩疊羅漢好嗎？

64
00:04:10,441 --> 00:04:12,898
瞧，他要發威嚇人了

65
00:04:15,613 --> 00:04:17,103
酷喔，我想要成為驚嚇專員

66
00:04:17,198 --> 00:04:18,313
我也是

67
00:04:18,407 --> 00:04:19,613
借過，我想看

68
00:04:19,825 --> 00:04:23,909
滾開，大眼仔，你不屬於驚嚇廠房

69
00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:34,795
布萊恩，別越線

70
00:04:34,965 --> 00:04:37,957
葛瑞芙女士，大眼仔越線了

71
00:04:40,429 --> 00:04:41,259
麥克！

72
00:05:16,507 --> 00:05:18,793
瞧？我就說他沒事

73
00:05:18,968 --> 00:05:20,959
我好像聽到怪聲

74
00:05:46,328 --> 00:05:47,408
幹啥？

75
00:05:52,668 --> 00:05:53,498
你沒事吧？

76
00:05:53,878 --> 00:05:55,334
你差點受傷

77
00:05:56,088 --> 00:05:58,420
我不懂，怎麼可能

78
00:06:00,342 --> 00:06:03,675
太危險了，小鬼，我沒發現你

79
00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:10,599
我竟然沒發現你呢

80
00:06:12,354 --> 00:06:13,685
不賴，小鬼

81
00:06:16,025 --> 00:06:19,108
麥克，給我說清楚

82
00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:24,196
我要怎麼成為驚嚇專員？

83
00:06:31,707 --> 00:06:34,369
迪士尼呈獻

84
00:06:43,177 --> 00:06:45,793
皮克斯動畫工作室製作

85
00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,898
<b>= 怪 獸 大 學 =</b>

86
00:07:13,999 --> 00:07:15,580
怪獸大學！誰要下車？

87
00:07:19,588 --> 00:07:21,579
各位，我不是故意感傷

88
00:07:21,757 --> 00:07:24,169
但我這輩子就在等待這一刻

89
00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:26,004
這不只是我的夢想起點

90
00:07:26,095 --> 00:07:27,835
也是所有人的夢想起點

91
00:07:28,013 --> 00:07:29,753
葛拉迪，答應我你會繼續試鏡

92
00:07:29,932 --> 00:07:31,968
瑪莉，妳會找到真命天子

93
00:07:32,268 --> 00:07:34,384
菲爾，繼續擦藥直到那玩意消掉

94
00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:37,349
祝大家萬事如意，感謝你們

95
00:07:41,443 --> 00:07:44,651
我熱淚盈眶了，快下車

96
00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:15,257
嗨，你好

97
00:08:42,087 --> 00:08:43,076
第一項任務，註冊

98
00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:44,161
你好，新鮮人

99
00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:48,124
我是傑，報你知，去那裡註冊

100
00:08:48,302 --> 00:08:49,382
好，傑

101
00:08:49,553 --> 00:08:51,043
開學日愉快

102
00:08:51,388 --> 00:08:52,969
嗨，我是凱

103
00:08:53,057 --> 00:08:53,921
這是新生指南

104
00:08:54,308 --> 00:08:55,343
謝了，凱

105
00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:58,013
行李放著，特雷會替你拍照

106
00:08:58,395 --> 00:08:59,225
嗨一點

107
00:08:59,229 --> 00:09:00,639
嗨翻了

108
00:09:00,731 --> 00:09:01,937
不可思議

109
00:09:02,191 --> 00:09:05,058
我正式成為大學生了！

110
00:09:05,235 --> 00:09:06,975
各位，我是菲

111
00:09:07,071 --> 00:09:08,106
在這美好日子

112
00:09:08,197 --> 00:09:10,483
由我給各位新生導覽

113
00:09:15,037 --> 00:09:16,823
這是實驗室，學生會學習…

114
00:09:16,914 --> 00:09:20,327
設計和建造通往人類世界的門

115
00:09:26,006 --> 00:09:28,372
看來教授要測試門了

116
00:09:37,434 --> 00:09:41,052
本校餐廳菜色齊全，一天供三餐

117
00:09:41,939 --> 00:09:45,306
我個人認為我們有世界級的廚師

118
00:09:50,072 --> 00:09:52,688
學校開設各式各樣的科系

119
00:09:52,866 --> 00:09:57,530
但最熱門的就是驚嚇學院

120
00:10:11,635 --> 00:10:13,591
歡迎來到辯論隊，期待你們加入

121
00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,635
我因下列理由反對

122
00:10:15,806 --> 00:10:17,171
真正的快樂是一種理論概念

123
00:10:17,391 --> 00:10:22,181
你好，在天文社要盯著天空

124
00:10:26,942 --> 00:10:28,603
歡迎加入即興表演社

125
00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:31,060
你會希望曾是…從不…總是…

126
00:10:31,155 --> 00:10:32,144
凸槌了

127
00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,437
怪大學生會

128
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:36,319
我們主辦年度驚嚇盃

129
00:10:36,744 --> 00:10:37,529
驚嚇什麼？

130
00:10:37,619 --> 00:10:39,234
驚嚇盃！

131
00:10:39,329 --> 00:10:41,285
超激烈的驚嚇比賽

132
00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:44,290
危險斃了，啥都可能發生

133
00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:47,327
去年有一群人因此住院

134
00:10:47,629 --> 00:10:48,618
你可能會掛掉

135
00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:49,874
但很值得

136
00:10:50,215 --> 00:10:52,797
你有機會證明你最厲害

137
00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:54,796
酷喔

138
00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:56,752
華斯基，319號房

139
00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,764
你的室友也主修驚嚇

140
00:11:01,935 --> 00:11:04,392
"你好，我是你的室友"，太遜了

141
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,391
別刻意，隨機應變

142
00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:10,816
你一輩子的麻吉就在這扇門後方

143
00:11:17,826 --> 00:11:19,407
你好，我是你的室友

144
00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:21,156
名叫藍道寶基，主修驚嚇

145
00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:23,662
麥克華斯基，主修驚嚇

146
00:11:23,832 --> 00:11:25,868
我們一定會成為死黨

147
00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:29,410
選張床睡，我讓你有優先權

148
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:31,791
你剛才消失了

149
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:35,208
歹勢，驚嚇課這樣就變成笑柄了

150
00:11:35,385 --> 00:11:37,876
不，亂屌的，你該常用這招

151
00:11:37,971 --> 00:11:38,801
真的？

152
00:11:38,889 --> 00:11:39,753
對，但摘下眼鏡

153
00:11:39,848 --> 00:11:41,588
眼鏡會露餡

154
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,102
打開行李，搞定，掛海報，搞定

155
00:11:54,196 --> 00:11:56,528
只剩要考高分，以優異成績畢業

156
00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:58,154
成為史上最可怕的驚嚇專員

157
00:11:58,742 --> 00:12:00,573
天啊，希望我有你的自信

158
00:12:00,661 --> 00:12:02,151
你不會有點緊張嗎？

159
00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:03,865
其實不會

160
00:12:04,998 --> 00:12:07,080
我這輩子都在等待這一天

161
00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:12,786
我迫不及待要開始了

162
00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:31,722
老天，我不能第一天就遲到

163
00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:00,417
好壯觀

164
00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:19,069
太離譜了

165
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:20,900
我好緊張

166
00:13:20,991 --> 00:13:22,572
放心，會很順利的

167
00:13:23,952 --> 00:13:26,409
同學們早，歡迎上驚嚇101

168
00:13:26,496 --> 00:13:28,111
我是K教授

169
00:13:28,457 --> 00:13:31,790
想必你們都是家鄉最可怕的怪獸

170
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:35,078
壞消息是你們來到我的地盤

171
00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:37,288
我不輕易被嚇到

172
00:13:49,353 --> 00:13:52,595
郝刻薄院長，意外的驚喜啊

173
00:13:55,776 --> 00:13:56,686
她是傳奇人物

174
00:13:56,777 --> 00:14:00,486
她打破尖叫罐的空前驚嚇紀錄

175
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,151
我無意打斷上課

176
00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:05,566
我只是順道來看看

177
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:08,448
本課程的新驚嚇面孔

178
00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:14,249
我相信學生們想聽到一些鼓勵話

179
00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:17,794
鼓勵？很好

180
00:14:19,174 --> 00:14:23,964
驚嚇是怪獸的本性

181
00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:25,547
如果你嚇不了人

182
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:29,131
算哪門子怪獸？

183
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:34,849
我的職責就是讓傑出學生更傑出

184
00:14:35,023 --> 00:14:39,141
不是讓平庸學生更不平庸

185
00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:43,855
所以在學期結束會有期末考

186
00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:49,948
沒通過考試就會被踢出驚嚇課程

187
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:58,453
希望你們都備受鼓勵了

188
00:15:04,678 --> 00:15:05,963
好了

189
00:15:06,346 --> 00:15:10,055
誰能告訴我有效吼叫的特性？

190
00:15:11,518 --> 00:15:12,553
請說

191
00:15:12,728 --> 00:15:14,684
其實有5項

192
00:15:14,855 --> 00:15:19,224
包括吼叫的回音、長度…

193
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:24,736
歹勢啦

194
00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:27,739
我聽到有人說吼叫我就忍不住叫了

195
00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:31,952
歹勢，不是故意嚇你們，你好

196
00:15:32,622 --> 00:15:34,283
很有本事，這位…

197
00:15:34,374 --> 00:15:36,160
蘇利文，詹姆士蘇利文

198
00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:39,623
跟驚嚇大師比爾蘇利文同姓？

199
00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:41,582
對，他是我老爸

200
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,956
他是蘇利文

201
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,130
我早該想到，期待你有出色表現

202
00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:50,128
你包準不會失望

203
00:15:50,432 --> 00:15:52,423
抱歉，我該繼續嗎？

204
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:54,808
免了，蘇利文先生包辦了

205
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:01,769
大家拿出驚嚇課本，打開到第1章

206
00:16:01,943 --> 00:16:05,435
同學，借支筆，我啥都沒帶

207
00:16:06,406 --> 00:16:08,897
好，真好用

208
00:16:11,286 --> 00:16:12,947
走啦，有聯誼趴，我們快去

209
00:16:15,624 --> 00:16:17,910
驚嚇課期末考當掉就完了

210
00:16:18,835 --> 00:16:19,870
我可不敢冒險

211
00:16:19,961 --> 00:16:21,326
還有整學期能K書

212
00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:24,879
但這是我們結交酷朋友的唯一機會

213
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,790
所以我才做了杯子蛋糕

214
00:16:27,636 --> 00:16:28,876
糗大了

215
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:31,586
我成為驚嚇專員時就能到處開趴了

216
00:16:31,765 --> 00:16:32,925
別闖禍，活寶

217
00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:34,051
活寶咧

218
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:48,231
什麼東東

219
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:51,823
阿奇！

220
00:16:55,163 --> 00:16:56,073
你要幹嘛？

221
00:16:56,957 --> 00:16:59,869
你噓我？你不行…

222
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:01,908
他跑去哪裡了？

223
00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:02,992
他死定了

224
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,077
那傢伙代誌大條了

225
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:05,002
沒錯

226
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:07,418
大夥兒，這裡

227
00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:10,800
恐懼科大的笨蛋

228
00:17:12,055 --> 00:17:13,090
歹勢啦

229
00:17:13,181 --> 00:17:14,170
你幹嘛闖進我的房間？

230
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,427
你的房間？這是我的…

231
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:18,592
這不是我的房間

232
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:19,847
阿奇，過來，乖

233
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,098
阿奇？

234
00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:23,100
阿奇是驚嚇豬，恐懼科大的吉祥物

235
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:24,602
那怎麼會在這裡？

236
00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:26,900
我偷來的，要獻給精嚇會

237
00:17:26,987 --> 00:17:28,067
什麼會？

238
00:17:28,155 --> 00:17:31,647
精嚇會，全校第一的兄弟會

239
00:17:31,825 --> 00:17:34,066
只接受菁英分子

240
00:17:34,244 --> 00:17:35,780
我抬床，你抓豬

241
00:17:35,871 --> 00:17:37,486
準備好了？1、2、3

242
00:17:38,081 --> 00:17:40,493
很好，別放手，小心，他會咬人

243
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:48,375
我來抓

244
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,677
太好玩了

245
00:17:54,848 --> 00:17:57,715
我真失禮，詹姆士蘇利文

246
00:17:57,893 --> 00:17:59,724
麥克華斯基

247
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:02,511
很高興認識你和那個東東

248
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:04,725
但請見諒，我要K驚嚇書了

249
00:18:05,066 --> 00:18:07,603
驚嚇不必K書，做了就會

250
00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:10,227
真的？沒那麼簡單吧

251
00:18:10,614 --> 00:18:12,070
但謝謝來串門子

252
00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:14,193
還來

253
00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:15,732
我的帽子

254
00:18:16,745 --> 00:18:17,780
我的豬

255
00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:21,909
過來

256
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,583
快抓

257
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,752
回來

258
00:18:29,549 --> 00:18:31,460
騎到兄弟會大道

259
00:18:33,637 --> 00:18:36,344
觸角和魔鬼之翼

260
00:18:58,286 --> 00:18:59,401
吃杯子蛋糕？

261
00:19:22,143 --> 00:19:22,677
逮到了

262
00:19:27,941 --> 00:19:31,479
恐懼科大的吉祥物，怪獸大學贊啦

263
00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:38,277
怪獸大學…！

264
00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:41,284
有看到他抓住那隻豬嗎？

265
00:19:41,454 --> 00:19:43,490
你是猛將會的料，新鮮人

266
00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:44,787
謝了，我不確定…

267
00:19:44,874 --> 00:19:46,956
不，他屬於怒吼社

268
00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:48,583
閃邊，我們先發現他的

269
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:49,659
才怪，是我們

270
00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:52,086
換我說話了，各位

271
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:56,291
強哥，精嚇會會長

272
00:19:56,553 --> 00:19:57,668
大藍怪，你叫什麼名字？

273
00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:59,798
詹姆士蘇利文，朋友叫我毛怪

274
00:20:00,056 --> 00:20:02,342
他是蘇利文？鼎鼎大名的蘇利文？

275
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:03,594
難以置信，太屌了

276
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:04,674
查查，冷靜

277
00:20:04,769 --> 00:20:05,804
失態了

278
00:20:05,895 --> 00:20:08,511
有種去偷驚嚇豬的新鮮人

279
00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:11,690
將來一定會成為"驚嚇專員"

280
00:20:11,776 --> 00:20:13,687
有看到我騎豬嗎？那樣很帶種

281
00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:14,942
別吵，矮冬瓜

282
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,270
這趴只有驚嚇學生能參加

283
00:20:17,157 --> 00:20:18,317
歹勢，跩弟

284
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,487
你最好跟同一掛的人混

285
00:20:22,162 --> 00:20:23,368
他們看起來很逗趣

286
00:20:23,663 --> 00:20:25,904
你好，要加入萬事OK社嗎？

287
00:20:26,082 --> 00:20:27,868
我們有蛋糕

288
00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:32,119
去找樂子吧

289
00:20:32,213 --> 00:20:34,169
這是冷笑話嗎？

290
00:20:34,341 --> 00:20:36,923
毛怪，勸勸你朋友

291
00:20:37,093 --> 00:20:39,254
他其實不是我朋友，但沒問題

292
00:20:39,346 --> 00:20:41,758
你聽到他了，這是驚嚇學生的趴

293
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:43,263
我是驚嚇學生啊

294
00:20:43,558 --> 00:20:47,722
我指真正有機會的驚嚇學生

295
00:20:47,812 --> 00:20:49,222
好毒

296
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:52,105
我的機會跟你一樣

297
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,015
你跟我是不同掛的

298
00:20:54,944 --> 00:20:58,357
等著瞧，大紅人，今年我會尬過你

299
00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:00,606
好，放馬過來

300
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:04,238
安啦，你等著

301
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,291
預備動作，標準蹲伏

302
00:21:12,462 --> 00:21:15,579
我要看到毛打結和大黃牙

303
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,255
基本咆哮

304
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,798
亮出口水

305
00:21:18,885 --> 00:21:21,126
口水是一種工具，盡量利用

306
00:21:22,806 --> 00:21:25,673
擺出驚嚇專員的氣勢

307
00:21:26,059 --> 00:21:27,469
想要通過這門課

308
00:21:27,727 --> 00:21:30,434
最好吃喝拉撒睡都很嚇人

309
00:21:59,509 --> 00:22:00,123
再一題

310
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:00,707
害怕蜘蛛

311
00:22:00,802 --> 00:22:01,507
恐蛛症

312
00:22:01,594 --> 00:22:02,174
害怕雷聲

313
00:22:02,262 --> 00:22:02,967
恐雷症

314
00:22:03,054 --> 00:22:03,793
害怕筷子

315
00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:04,840
恐筷症

316
00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:06,637
當我是三歲小孩？考難一點的

317
00:22:08,059 --> 00:22:11,096
加油，怪獸大，奪冠全靠他！

318
00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:21,895
答案是C，獠牙

319
00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:23,272
很好，華斯基先生

320
00:22:23,616 --> 00:22:24,321
丟蜘蛛

321
00:22:24,659 --> 00:22:25,398
正確

322
00:22:25,702 --> 00:22:26,487
暗處奔竄的小丑

323
00:22:26,703 --> 00:22:27,613
又答對了

324
00:22:27,829 --> 00:22:29,660
依序是疣、癤和痣

325
00:22:29,831 --> 00:22:31,321
了不起

326
00:23:22,258 --> 00:23:23,293
食人妖驟降

327
00:23:23,384 --> 00:23:24,590
殭屍咆哮

328
00:23:24,761 --> 00:23:26,297
顯性銀背猩猩

329
00:23:26,971 --> 00:23:29,838
進步神速，麥克

330
00:23:31,726 --> 00:23:35,719
驚嚇專員不只有一張可怕的臉

331
00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:50,741
流口水的咚咚獸鬼臉

332
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:51,488
好樣的

333
00:23:51,579 --> 00:23:52,659
難不倒我

334
00:23:53,164 --> 00:23:55,906
我要尬贏那個妙麗附身的小傢伙

335
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,740
當然，大藍怪

336
00:23:58,086 --> 00:23:59,667
等等，你們在幹嘛？

337
00:23:59,963 --> 00:24:01,373
只是預防措施

338
00:24:01,464 --> 00:24:03,750
精嚇會代表全校最可怕的怪獸

339
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:05,878
社員拿著海灘球亮相會很難看

340
00:24:06,177 --> 00:24:07,417
我全答對了

341
00:24:07,762 --> 00:24:09,252
我要毀了那小子

342
00:24:09,597 --> 00:24:11,428
那你會馬上再披上社服

343
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,804
開始以蘇利文之名發威吧

344
00:24:17,647 --> 00:24:19,729
今天的期末考要測驗各位

345
00:24:19,816 --> 00:24:21,306
評估小孩恐懼的能力

346
00:24:21,401 --> 00:24:25,519
以及在驚嚇模擬器中有適當表現

347
00:24:31,077 --> 00:24:33,739
小孩的敏感度會提高

348
00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:36,663
從尿濕床到超熟睡

349
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:39,324
使出渾身解數吧

350
00:24:39,502 --> 00:24:41,788
郝刻薄院長今早會在場

351
00:24:41,963 --> 00:24:46,127
看誰會在驚嚇課程中晉級或淘汰

352
00:24:51,681 --> 00:24:52,796
考試開始

353
00:24:53,808 --> 00:24:55,264
我是5歲女孩

354
00:24:55,351 --> 00:24:58,309
害怕蜘蛛和聖誕老人

355
00:24:58,646 --> 00:25:00,056
你要用哪種驚嚇法？

356
00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:07,648
季節性爬行和蠕動

357
00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:09,069
請示範

358
00:25:17,332 --> 00:25:19,368
成績會公佈在我辦公室外面

359
00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:20,581
下一個

360
00:25:20,668 --> 00:25:22,204
專心

361
00:25:22,962 --> 00:25:25,374
強生，沙沙聲和怒吼，沒錯

362
00:25:40,855 --> 00:25:42,311
小心好嗎？

363
00:25:43,024 --> 00:25:44,013
小心個頭

364
00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:50,357
來吧，麥克，我們走

365
00:25:52,992 --> 00:25:54,198
閃邊去

366
00:25:54,285 --> 00:25:55,274
不像你

367
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:57,907
我要努力才能進入驚嚇課程

368
00:25:59,165 --> 00:26:01,656
那是因為你不屬於這裡

369
00:26:11,344 --> 00:26:12,333
這樣才像話

370
00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:16,690
對不起

371
00:27:16,784 --> 00:27:18,445
這是意外

372
00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:21,076
什麼？這個？

373
00:27:21,164 --> 00:27:24,827
我的驚嚇終身成就獎？

374
00:27:25,626 --> 00:27:28,242
意外難免，對吧？

375
00:27:28,838 --> 00:27:32,126
重要的是沒人受傷

376
00:27:33,134 --> 00:27:35,420
您真英明

377
00:27:35,762 --> 00:27:37,844
來繼續考試吧

378
00:27:37,930 --> 00:27:40,797
華斯基先生，我是5歲女孩

379
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,008
住在堪薩斯農場，害怕閃電

380
00:27:43,352 --> 00:27:44,967
你要用什麼驚嚇法？

381
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:47,641
不是要上臺…

382
00:27:47,982 --> 00:27:50,223
你要用什麼驚嚇法？

383
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:53,351
用沙沙聲加大吼的幻影法

384
00:27:53,654 --> 00:27:55,269
請示範

385
00:27:56,949 --> 00:27:57,688
停，謝謝

386
00:27:57,992 --> 00:27:58,856
但我還沒…

387
00:27:58,993 --> 00:28:00,278
我看夠了

388
00:28:01,454 --> 00:28:02,660
我是7歲男孩

389
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,035
我還沒說完

390
00:28:07,335 --> 00:28:08,916
我不必知道題目就能嚇人

391
00:28:09,545 --> 00:28:12,287
你的題目是…

392
00:28:12,465 --> 00:28:15,127
這個孩子怕蛇

393
00:28:15,426 --> 00:28:18,293
吼叫不會讓他尖叫，只會讓他哭

394
00:28:18,387 --> 00:28:21,174
引起他父母注意，使怪獸世界曝光

395
00:28:21,349 --> 00:28:24,682
摧毀現況，這下就慘了

396
00:28:24,852 --> 00:28:27,969
所以你不夠格留在驚嚇課程

397
00:28:28,064 --> 00:28:29,395
今天愉快

398
00:28:29,482 --> 00:28:32,189
等等，啥米？我是蘇利文耶

399
00:28:32,485 --> 00:28:36,694
那想必你家人會很失望

400
00:28:51,671 --> 00:28:53,207
至於華斯基先生

401
00:28:53,506 --> 00:28:57,124
你的不足，我們教不來

402
00:28:58,469 --> 00:29:00,050
你並不可怕

403
00:29:01,681 --> 00:29:05,219
你也不能留在驚嚇課程

404
00:29:06,269 --> 00:29:08,225
拜託讓我試驚嚇模擬器

405
00:29:08,312 --> 00:29:09,768
妳會刮目相看

406
00:29:09,856 --> 00:29:14,145
我會刮目相看？我極度懷疑

407
00:29:25,746 --> 00:29:26,906
歡迎返校

408
00:29:28,124 --> 00:29:30,740
希望大家休假愉快

409
00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:36,417
有人說尖叫罐設計師的生涯很無趣

410
00:29:36,591 --> 00:29:41,301
沒挑戰性，浪費怪獸潛能

411
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:46,973
打開課本到第3章

412
00:29:47,143 --> 00:29:52,103
我們會探索尖叫罐設計的豐富歷史

413
00:30:30,186 --> 00:30:31,471
"驚嚇盃"

414
00:30:31,562 --> 00:30:33,644
"證明你最厲害"

415
00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:40,101
別擋路

416
00:30:40,571 --> 00:30:42,357
借過，歹勢

417
00:30:43,324 --> 00:30:47,317
歡迎參加今年全校驚嚇盃的開幕式

418
00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:51,863
驚嚇盃！好耶！

419
00:30:51,999 --> 00:30:53,159
好，別激動

420
00:30:53,334 --> 00:30:55,370
我們有特別來賓

421
00:30:55,503 --> 00:30:57,414
這項比賽的創始人

422
00:30:57,505 --> 00:30:59,541
郝刻薄院長

423
00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:02,748
午安

424
00:31:03,678 --> 00:31:06,294
我在學生時代創立這些比賽

425
00:31:06,389 --> 00:31:08,345
作為友誼競賽

426
00:31:08,849 --> 00:31:10,760
但仔細聽好

427
00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:15,895
冠軍必須是全校最可怕的怪獸

428
00:31:17,233 --> 00:31:21,021
祝好運，願最厲害的怪獸獲勝

429
00:31:21,195 --> 00:31:23,811
報名即將結束，下次見

430
00:31:25,032 --> 00:31:26,613
等等

431
00:31:27,910 --> 00:31:29,275
我要報名

432
00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:32,737
啥米？

433
00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:36,157
你必須代表兄弟會才能參賽

434
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:39,793
照過來，下屆驚嚇盃的冠軍兄弟會

435
00:31:39,922 --> 00:31:44,791
兄弟們，我的兄弟，萬事OK社！

436
00:31:46,387 --> 00:31:47,718
嗨

437
00:31:49,724 --> 00:31:51,840
華斯基先生，你在幹嘛？

438
00:31:52,226 --> 00:31:54,467
妳剛說冠軍是全校最可怕的怪獸

439
00:31:54,562 --> 00:31:55,847
我贏了就表示…

440
00:31:57,356 --> 00:31:58,812
妳當掉全校最厲害的驚嚇學生

441
00:31:58,899 --> 00:32:00,014
別作夢了

442
00:32:00,568 --> 00:32:02,104
要不要賭一下？

443
00:32:02,653 --> 00:32:05,440
如果我贏了，就讓我回去驚嚇課程

444
00:32:07,742 --> 00:32:09,482
那能證明什麼？

445
00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:11,697
證明妳錯了

446
00:32:15,249 --> 00:32:16,409
很好

447
00:32:16,584 --> 00:32:17,664
如果你贏了

448
00:32:17,752 --> 00:32:21,586
我就讓你們全隊進入驚嚇課程

449
00:32:23,591 --> 00:32:25,752
但如果你輸了

450
00:32:25,926 --> 00:32:28,463
你就要離開怪獸大學

451
00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:33,514
成交

452
00:32:33,684 --> 00:32:37,176
現在你只需找齊隊員

453
00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:38,515
需要6個人，對吧？

454
00:32:38,606 --> 00:32:39,436
抱歉，隊長

455
00:32:39,732 --> 00:32:43,190
算身體，不是數人頭，他算一人

456
00:32:44,653 --> 00:32:46,689
還有人要加入我們嗎？有人嗎？

457
00:32:46,781 --> 00:32:49,363
不好意思，來晚了，借過一下

458
00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:51,319
藍道，謝天謝地，我需要你加入

459
00:32:51,619 --> 00:32:54,110
抱歉，我已經有隊伍了

460
00:32:54,288 --> 00:32:55,198
寶基

461
00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:59,286
我終於結交酷朋友，別害我搞砸

462
00:33:00,961 --> 00:33:02,371
拿出絕活

463
00:33:02,463 --> 00:33:04,124
他跑去哪裡了？

464
00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:07,957
拜託，我只差一個怪獸，只差一個

465
00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:09,875
歹勢，情況不妙

466
00:33:09,970 --> 00:33:12,336
我們得繼續，你的隊伍資格不符

467
00:33:12,515 --> 00:33:13,846
那可不

468
00:33:15,142 --> 00:33:17,258
明星選手駕到

469
00:33:17,728 --> 00:33:20,390
門都沒有，拜託換別人，誰都好

470
00:33:20,815 --> 00:33:21,895
報名要截止了

471
00:33:21,982 --> 00:33:24,189
他到底是不是你的隊員？

472
00:33:25,486 --> 00:33:27,272
別龜了，快決定

473
00:33:29,532 --> 00:33:31,113
算了，對，他是我的隊員

474
00:33:32,326 --> 00:33:33,611
祝好運

475
00:33:35,704 --> 00:33:38,741
好，大眼仔，你有何計劃？

476
00:33:43,546 --> 00:33:45,457
這是兄弟會之家？

477
00:33:45,548 --> 00:33:49,917
兩位，隊友們，請進

478
00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:52,092
身為萬事OK社的會長

479
00:33:52,179 --> 00:33:55,262
很榮幸歡迎你們來到新家

480
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,682
我們稱這房間是"中央趴"

481
00:33:59,019 --> 00:34:01,101
嚴格來說，這裡還沒開過趴

482
00:34:01,188 --> 00:34:03,554
但隨時都能準備辦趴

483
00:34:10,865 --> 00:34:13,356
熱巧克力賽車來了

484
00:34:14,368 --> 00:34:16,108
下一站，你

485
00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:18,027
我先開場

486
00:34:18,205 --> 00:34:20,696
你們是主修驚嚇的嗎？

487
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:24,120
以前是，但都留不久

488
00:34:24,211 --> 00:34:27,544
我們也許不是郝刻薄心中的好手

489
00:34:27,715 --> 00:34:30,206
老唐，活到老學到老

490
00:34:30,509 --> 00:34:31,373
"老唐，業務員"

491
00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:34,961
紡織業做30年，然後被裁員

492
00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:36,970
與其自艾自憐

493
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:39,097
不如回學校學電腦

494
00:34:40,186 --> 00:34:41,175
你們好，我是泰"銳"

495
00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:44,137
我是泰"瑞"，我是舞蹈系

496
00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:45,350
我不是

497
00:34:45,566 --> 00:34:47,477
5、6、7、8！

498
00:34:47,568 --> 00:34:49,980
7、8，轉圈！你幹嘛不轉？

499
00:34:50,070 --> 00:34:51,651
因為我們沒有說好

500
00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:52,895
你說轉圈會很酷

501
00:34:52,907 --> 00:34:53,896
鬼才有說

502
00:34:53,991 --> 00:34:54,980
你害我丟臉了

503
00:34:55,075 --> 00:34:56,030
現在才丟臉？

504
00:34:56,118 --> 00:34:57,324
對，因為當著大家的面

505
00:34:57,411 --> 00:34:59,402
你丟臉一輩子了

506
00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:03,240
我是軟Q，新世紀哲學系

507
00:35:03,417 --> 00:35:06,409
很興奮跟你們打諢說笑

508
00:35:06,587 --> 00:35:08,293
同甘共苦

509
00:35:09,673 --> 00:35:11,914
你們可能想寫夢想日誌

510
00:35:14,094 --> 00:35:16,756
只剩我了，我是史考特史乖寶

511
00:35:16,931 --> 00:35:18,512
叫我史乖寶就行

512
00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:20,635
還沒選系

513
00:35:20,809 --> 00:35:24,597
沒人愛又沒人氣，除了這裡

514
00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:27,096
大家都介紹完了，身為隊長

515
00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:29,898
所以基本上你們沒有嚇人經驗？

516
00:35:30,861 --> 00:35:32,943
不多，但現在我們有你了

517
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,566
你大概是我看過最可怕的怪獸

518
00:35:35,658 --> 00:35:37,194
就算你有粉紅圓點花樣

519
00:35:37,284 --> 00:35:38,364
謝啦

520
00:35:38,452 --> 00:35:40,613
其實我有整套計劃

521
00:35:40,955 --> 00:35:42,240
你的手跟我的臉一樣大

522
00:35:42,623 --> 00:35:43,783
他好像一座毛茸茸的山

523
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:46,119
不敢當，我甚至沒在健身

524
00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:49,952
我也是，我不想練太壯

525
00:35:50,589 --> 00:35:51,920
我們以為美夢無法成真

526
00:35:52,007 --> 00:35:55,124
但大眼仔說獲勝就能進入驚嚇課程

527
00:35:55,386 --> 00:35:57,126
我們會成為正港的驚嚇專員

528
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:58,214
超讚的

529
00:35:58,305 --> 00:35:59,340
說得對

530
00:35:59,431 --> 00:36:01,296
是啊

531
00:36:03,352 --> 00:36:05,638
兩位，久等了

532
00:36:05,729 --> 00:36:08,015
你們專屬的萬事OK臥房

533
00:36:08,899 --> 00:36:12,141
好耶，兩人同房？

534
00:36:12,319 --> 00:36:13,980
你們安頓一下

535
00:36:14,154 --> 00:36:16,486
需要什麼就大喊一聲

536
00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:18,238
好，謝了，老爹

537
00:36:18,325 --> 00:36:19,314
這太扯了

538
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:20,616
他們不必多強

539
00:36:20,703 --> 00:36:22,318
我會罩全隊

540
00:36:22,538 --> 00:36:24,824
真的假的？那誰要罩你？

541
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,827
如果你想回去設計罐子，請便

542
00:36:30,504 --> 00:36:31,584
好咧

543
00:36:34,049 --> 00:36:35,004
大夥兒？

544
00:36:36,176 --> 00:36:37,461
有人在家嗎？

545
00:36:44,852 --> 00:36:46,183
有人嗎？

546
00:36:47,021 --> 00:36:48,010
夥伴們？

547
00:36:54,194 --> 00:36:58,688
你們誓言效忠萬事OK兄弟會？

548
00:36:59,992 --> 00:37:01,277
你們發誓不洩露…

549
00:37:01,368 --> 00:37:02,608
在這裡獲悉的所有秘密？

550
00:37:02,786 --> 00:37:05,448
無論多麼可怕？

551
00:37:06,248 --> 00:37:08,534
你們願意接受神聖的誓約…

552
00:37:08,959 --> 00:37:09,869
搞屁啊

553
00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:11,287
阿寶

554
00:37:11,378 --> 00:37:13,118
在地下室要開電火

555
00:37:13,213 --> 00:37:14,874
不然眼睛會壞去

556
00:37:15,174 --> 00:37:17,836
阿母，我們在舉行入會儀式

557
00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:22,879
嚇死偶了，繼續，假裝偶不在

558
00:37:22,973 --> 00:37:24,929
這是我媽的房子

559
00:37:25,392 --> 00:37:27,974
你們保證會照顧兄弟

560
00:37:30,564 --> 00:37:32,304
無論冒什麼險？

561
00:37:34,735 --> 00:37:36,851
你們願意捍衛萬事OK社

562
00:37:36,945 --> 00:37:38,685
無論多麼危險？

563
00:37:38,781 --> 00:37:42,069
無論贏面多渺小？

564
00:37:42,242 --> 00:37:44,733
對抗大小邪魔

565
00:37:44,912 --> 00:37:47,153
面對無盡的痛苦

566
00:37:47,998 --> 00:37:50,740
算了，你們入會了

567
00:37:51,085 --> 00:37:54,043
我們自知不是一流的兄弟會

568
00:37:54,129 --> 00:37:56,495
所以你們加入對我們意義重大

569
00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:59,548
迫不急待要跟你們一起嚇人了

570
00:37:59,635 --> 00:38:00,624
兄弟們

571
00:38:09,478 --> 00:38:11,264
慶祝時間

572
00:38:11,522 --> 00:38:15,106
兩位，拿沙發抱枕，我們要蓋堡壘

573
00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:18,605
媽，今晚我能熬夜嗎？

574
00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:37,662
我懂妳是公主，我只是馬伕

575
00:38:40,634 --> 00:38:42,124
媽！你在幹嘛？

576
00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:44,005
你的鹹豬手伸到我床上

577
00:38:44,179 --> 00:38:45,544
你剛才啵我的手嗎？

578
00:38:46,682 --> 00:38:48,218
哪有，你怎麼一直掉毛？

579
00:38:48,308 --> 00:38:49,388
我不掉毛的

580
00:38:49,476 --> 00:38:51,137
見鬼啦

581
00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:52,764
閃邊

582
00:38:52,855 --> 00:38:54,561
我只是要拿東西

583
00:38:54,648 --> 00:38:56,184
讓我拿東西

584
00:38:59,695 --> 00:39:01,231
合宿的第一早

585
00:39:01,321 --> 00:39:03,027
會收錄在紀念冊裡

586
00:39:03,115 --> 00:39:06,152
大夥兒，我們收到一封信

587
00:39:06,326 --> 00:39:07,406
我們從沒收過信

588
00:39:07,494 --> 00:39:08,574
抱歉，黏住了

589
00:39:08,662 --> 00:39:09,947
給我

590
00:39:10,998 --> 00:39:12,613
觸角黏黏的

591
00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:15,825
是驚嚇盃的第一關

592
00:39:16,003 --> 00:39:18,164
"兒童房就是驚嚇處"

593
00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:20,837
"千萬避開潛藏的毒"

594
00:39:20,966 --> 00:39:23,173
等一下，要在哪裡集合？

595
00:39:26,513 --> 00:39:30,552
校園裡的下水道中，我的最愛

596
00:39:30,726 --> 00:39:32,057
軟Q，你以前來過這裡？

597
00:39:32,227 --> 00:39:34,934
我又不是阿宅

598
00:39:36,857 --> 00:39:40,020
歡迎來到你最可怕的噩夢

599
00:39:40,194 --> 00:39:42,480
驚嚇盃！

600
00:39:50,537 --> 00:39:53,244
好耶，我愛極了！我愛這種活力

601
00:39:55,918 --> 00:39:57,783
好，各位

602
00:39:57,878 --> 00:40:00,369
為今年參賽的兄弟姊妹會歡呼吧

603
00:40:02,716 --> 00:40:05,048
猛將會！

604
00:40:06,053 --> 00:40:07,759
蛇蠍社！

605
00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:09,218
巨蟒社！

606
00:40:10,557 --> 00:40:12,843
精嚇會！

607
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,385
嘶嘶社！

608
00:40:16,688 --> 00:40:19,930
最後，萬事OK社

609
00:40:25,781 --> 00:40:26,941
嗨，媽

610
00:40:27,574 --> 00:40:29,235
笑一個

611
00:40:31,787 --> 00:40:32,776
開始第一關比賽吧

612
00:40:32,871 --> 00:40:35,738
毒性挑戰

613
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:38,916
人類小孩有劇毒

614
00:40:39,086 --> 00:40:42,419
他們碰過的東西都有毒

615
00:40:42,589 --> 00:40:44,671
我們沒有人類的玩具

616
00:40:45,008 --> 00:40:47,340
但多虧本校的生物系

617
00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:49,923
我們找到替代品

618
00:40:52,224 --> 00:40:53,760
帶刺發光海膽

619
00:40:55,143 --> 00:40:58,055
相信我，你不會想碰這可怕東東

620
00:40:58,355 --> 00:40:59,344
我想碰

621
00:40:59,439 --> 00:41:03,728
你也一定不想碰它的同類

622
00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:07,276
我超想碰的

623
00:41:07,656 --> 00:41:09,317
這是起點

624
00:41:09,408 --> 00:41:12,445
隧道尾端的亮光是終點

625
00:41:12,619 --> 00:41:17,409
最後抵達的隊伍會被淘汰

626
00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:19,201
怎麼了？

627
00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:20,578
那表示我們輸了就出局？

628
00:41:20,836 --> 00:41:21,450
別擔心，滑寶

629
00:41:21,753 --> 00:41:22,458
是史乖寶

630
00:41:22,796 --> 00:41:23,751
史乖寶，我們不會輸

631
00:41:23,922 --> 00:41:27,665
因為我們的必勝關鍵就在這裡

632
00:41:27,968 --> 00:41:29,299
心

633
00:41:29,636 --> 00:41:31,376
不是，我啦，我要為大家贏得比賽

634
00:41:31,471 --> 00:41:35,134
真醋咪，但少說廢話，我要贏

635
00:41:35,309 --> 00:41:37,425
這是障礙賽，你要用吼的？

636
00:41:37,728 --> 00:41:39,468
我能比你更快通過，小不點

637
00:41:41,064 --> 00:41:43,396
在起跑線就定位

638
00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:46,066
成敗在於團隊合作

639
00:41:46,236 --> 00:41:48,397
同伴們，跟緊

640
00:41:49,072 --> 00:41:51,313
我會比你更快衝到達終點

641
00:41:51,491 --> 00:41:52,822
準備吃敗仗吧

642
00:41:52,993 --> 00:41:54,904
兩位，我們要精神喊話嗎？

643
00:41:55,329 --> 00:41:58,241
各隊注意，最後一件事

644
00:41:58,332 --> 00:42:00,539
驚嚇專員在暗處行動

645
00:42:06,423 --> 00:42:07,503
我要回家

646
00:42:07,716 --> 00:42:08,796
各就各位

647
00:42:08,967 --> 00:42:10,548
祝好運，美眉們

648
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,461
好說，我們會讓你們死得很慘

649
00:42:13,805 --> 00:42:15,420
啥米？

650
00:42:16,350 --> 00:42:17,806
預備

651
00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:21,134
開始！

652
00:42:21,563 --> 00:42:23,599
我要碰它們！

653
00:42:36,244 --> 00:42:37,404
快點

654
00:42:39,206 --> 00:42:42,664
夥伴們，我們有點落後

655
00:42:43,627 --> 00:42:45,288
哇哩咧卡好

656
00:42:46,004 --> 00:42:47,335
香蕉你個芭樂

657
00:42:47,673 --> 00:42:49,379
阿娘喂，痛斃了

658
00:42:49,758 --> 00:42:50,873
你最快就這樣？

659
00:42:50,968 --> 00:42:52,333
這只是暖身

660
00:42:52,427 --> 00:42:54,133
搞什麼？

661
00:43:00,352 --> 00:43:02,058
一定很痛

662
00:43:08,902 --> 00:43:10,893
別擔心，我們沒事

663
00:43:37,097 --> 00:43:38,758
精嚇會獲勝！

664
00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:54,440
呷屎啦，大眼仔

665
00:43:54,781 --> 00:43:56,442
你起肖嗎？我贏你耶

666
00:43:56,742 --> 00:43:58,278
去檢查眼睛啦

667
00:43:58,618 --> 00:43:59,607
你們搞砸啦

668
00:43:59,911 --> 00:44:01,617
第二名也不錯

669
00:44:01,788 --> 00:44:03,699
第二名，猛將會！

670
00:44:03,790 --> 00:44:04,495
啥米？

671
00:44:04,791 --> 00:44:07,123
要全隊通過終點線才算

672
00:44:07,502 --> 00:44:08,412
第三名，巨蟒社！

673
00:44:08,503 --> 00:44:10,118
第四名，蛇蠍社！

674
00:44:11,089 --> 00:44:12,545
第五名，嘶嘶社！

675
00:44:12,632 --> 00:44:17,046
最後一名，萬事OK社

676
00:44:18,138 --> 00:44:20,470
我中毒了

677
00:44:21,391 --> 00:44:25,259
好不意外，萬事0K社遭淘汰

678
00:44:25,353 --> 00:44:26,968
不會吧

679
00:44:30,150 --> 00:44:32,641
別一副驚訝狀，華斯基先生

680
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,481
你們過關需要奇蹟

681
00:44:36,615 --> 00:44:38,651
大家注意，我們有事宣佈

682
00:44:38,742 --> 00:44:41,609
猛將會取消資格

683
00:44:43,330 --> 00:44:47,198
因使用禁藥造成淘汰

684
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:48,660
啥米

685
00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:54,709
這表示萬事OK社能返回賽局

686
00:44:55,175 --> 00:44:57,006
真是奇蹟啊

687
00:44:57,677 --> 00:45:01,010
你的好運遲早會用完

688
00:45:07,687 --> 00:45:09,848
這比我想像還困難

689
00:45:14,444 --> 00:45:15,433
聽好，萬事OK社

690
00:45:15,529 --> 00:45:17,941
我們要開始一同闖關

691
00:45:18,031 --> 00:45:21,023
這表示每個人都要盡全力

692
00:45:21,118 --> 00:45:21,777
大眼仔？

693
00:45:21,868 --> 00:45:22,448
怎樣？

694
00:45:22,536 --> 00:45:24,276
我們列出各自的優缺點

695
00:45:24,746 --> 00:45:27,863
我高中時是無聲驚嚇的高手

696
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:31,408
我能在枕頭工廠偷偷接近田鼠

697
00:45:32,546 --> 00:45:34,912
抱歉，流汗會更黏

698
00:45:35,757 --> 00:45:37,463
我的天，糟透了

699
00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:41,252
我們是古法近距離魔術的專家

700
00:45:42,889 --> 00:45:46,052
重點就在於障眼法

701
00:45:47,561 --> 00:45:49,392
我多一根腳趾

702
00:45:50,063 --> 00:45:51,098
看來不算優點

703
00:45:51,273 --> 00:45:54,561
大夥兒，下一關再出包就掰掰了

704
00:45:54,734 --> 00:45:58,477
保險起見，你們要把任何本能

705
00:45:58,655 --> 00:45:59,815
深藏起來

706
00:45:59,906 --> 00:46:01,066
藏了

707
00:46:01,366 --> 00:46:02,606
現在起，我們上下一心

708
00:46:02,701 --> 00:46:03,690
就是我的心

709
00:46:03,910 --> 00:46:04,740
幫幫忙

710
00:46:05,078 --> 00:46:06,989
我會指示你們做什麼和怎麼做

711
00:46:07,330 --> 00:46:09,321
好，麥克，有道理

712
00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:12,749
來恐怖腳，上下各50，快走

713
00:46:12,919 --> 00:46:15,501
你在浪費時間，我們需要新的隊伍

714
00:46:15,672 --> 00:46:18,288
我們不能隨便換隊伍

715
00:46:18,466 --> 00:46:20,081
我今早查過了，那樣違反規定

716
00:46:20,302 --> 00:46:21,212
要是我們偷天換日

717
00:46:21,303 --> 00:46:22,383
偽裝得像舊團隊？

718
00:46:22,596 --> 00:46:24,086
不行，我們不能作弊

719
00:46:24,431 --> 00:46:25,420
這不是作弊

720
00:46:25,515 --> 00:46:27,927
我只是想要有公平機會

721
00:46:29,936 --> 00:46:32,268
好，算小作弊，那你要我怎樣？

722
00:46:32,355 --> 00:46:34,437
他們絕不是最可怕的隊伍

723
00:46:34,608 --> 00:46:37,975
有瓢蟲，許願，許願

724
00:46:41,489 --> 00:46:42,820
這樣行不通的

725
00:46:43,033 --> 00:46:44,443
你要去哪裡？我們要訓練

726
00:46:44,534 --> 00:46:45,614
我是蘇利文

727
00:46:45,702 --> 00:46:47,033
那樣不夠

728
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,951
你缺乏紀律，太衝動

729
00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:52,573
你去跟他們說教但我免了

730
00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:54,623
再會，教練

731
00:46:58,340 --> 00:47:00,171
好，萬事OK社

732
00:47:00,467 --> 00:47:01,627
你該掛個鈴鐺的

733
00:47:01,718 --> 00:47:02,707
聽好

734
00:47:02,802 --> 00:47:05,293
"小孩聽見你靠近他就會喊救命"

735
00:47:05,555 --> 00:47:07,637
"最好轉身快落跑不然會滿頭包"

736
00:47:09,142 --> 00:47:12,600
在下一關，有人被抓就出局了

737
00:47:12,687 --> 00:47:15,474
所以記得，照我的話做

738
00:47:25,325 --> 00:47:27,281
我們在第二關的中途點了

739
00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:29,985
比賽愈來愈有趣了

740
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:35,414
到手

741
00:47:36,211 --> 00:47:37,417
只剩兩隊

742
00:47:37,796 --> 00:47:41,505
誰會拿到旗子，誰會遭淘汰？

743
00:47:41,675 --> 00:47:42,630
真正嚇人時

744
00:47:42,926 --> 00:47:45,292
被小孩父母抓到就完了

745
00:47:45,470 --> 00:47:48,587
在這一關中，最好別被…

746
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:50,130
圖晝館員逮到

747
00:47:53,186 --> 00:47:54,892
安靜

748
00:47:57,107 --> 00:48:00,144
小小圖書館員有什麼好可怕的？

749
00:48:08,743 --> 00:48:10,904
給我安靜

750
00:48:35,228 --> 00:48:35,887
快點

751
00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:42,642
輕聲慢步

752
00:49:01,713 --> 00:49:03,704
毛怪！

753
00:49:42,212 --> 00:49:43,793
不要

754
00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:54,136
5、6、7、8

755
00:49:54,974 --> 00:49:56,214
這裡

756
00:50:02,816 --> 00:50:03,521
那樣沒犯規嗎？

757
00:50:03,525 --> 00:50:04,640
OK的啦，拖把頭

758
00:50:04,859 --> 00:50:07,191
唯一規則就是不被抓到

759
00:50:17,664 --> 00:50:19,120
這裡

760
00:50:22,335 --> 00:50:24,326
過來抓我啊

761
00:50:24,671 --> 00:50:25,205
你們在幹嘛？

762
00:50:25,463 --> 00:50:26,452
他們說別被抓到

763
00:50:26,714 --> 00:50:28,250
但沒規定方法

764
00:50:28,675 --> 00:50:29,835
快跑，逃啊

765
00:50:38,435 --> 00:50:39,220
我們成功了

766
00:50:39,561 --> 00:50:42,052
才怪，我們忘記旗子了

767
00:50:42,147 --> 00:50:43,762
大眼仔

768
00:50:45,984 --> 00:50:47,599
幹得好，史乖寶

769
00:50:47,986 --> 00:50:49,021
怎麼會？

770
00:50:49,112 --> 00:50:51,023
障眼法

771
00:50:57,495 --> 00:50:59,360
巨蟒社遭淘汰了

772
00:50:59,539 --> 00:51:02,872
萬事OK社又通過了

773
00:51:03,209 --> 00:51:06,542
我們很OK…！

774
00:51:11,217 --> 00:51:12,798
我第一次感覺充滿活力

775
00:51:13,011 --> 00:51:13,875
我們帥呆了

776
00:51:14,053 --> 00:51:16,294
那又不是真正的驚嚇

777
00:51:16,723 --> 00:51:19,430
你學著點，你該聽從我的策略

778
00:51:19,851 --> 00:51:22,558
隨便，我們開始真正嚇人時再說

779
00:51:24,147 --> 00:51:26,559
你們要去開趴嗎？

780
00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:28,436
妳問錯人了

781
00:51:28,526 --> 00:51:29,641
我們沒受邀

782
00:51:29,736 --> 00:51:30,816
開趴？

783
00:51:30,904 --> 00:51:32,485
在精嚇會之家的中場交流趴

784
00:51:32,572 --> 00:51:34,528
晉級隊伍都能參加

785
00:51:34,699 --> 00:51:37,065
你們也是，對吧？

786
00:51:37,410 --> 00:51:39,025
到時見

787
00:51:39,454 --> 00:51:40,569
你們有聽到嗎？

788
00:51:40,663 --> 00:51:41,652
難以置信

789
00:51:41,748 --> 00:51:42,863
餿主意

790
00:51:42,957 --> 00:51:43,946
太棒了

791
00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:46,249
大家終於把我們看成驚嚇專員

792
00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:47,246
我們要去

793
00:51:50,590 --> 00:51:54,082
年輕人仍愛跳舞？我很久沒跳了

794
00:51:54,260 --> 00:51:56,046
我們忘了帶伴手禮

795
00:51:56,221 --> 00:51:57,927
沒帶香氛燭進去不好吧

796
00:51:58,223 --> 00:52:00,805
冷靜，我們實至名歸

797
00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,806
要是話不投機怎麼辦？

798
00:52:02,894 --> 00:52:04,885
那樣很尷尬

799
00:52:05,188 --> 00:52:06,098
所以呢？

800
00:52:06,356 --> 00:52:07,721
你怎麼這麼會打交道？

801
00:52:07,941 --> 00:52:09,977
你們剛尬過巨人圖書館員

802
00:52:10,068 --> 00:52:12,104
卻害怕這個小派對？

803
00:52:12,195 --> 00:52:13,810
深呼吸

804
00:52:14,614 --> 00:52:16,400
進去玩趴了

805
00:52:24,374 --> 00:52:25,614
大家好

806
00:52:26,042 --> 00:52:27,157
是萬事OK社

807
00:52:27,252 --> 00:52:28,287
這些人太猛了

808
00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:30,460
你們今天太神了

809
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:31,790
有夠讚的

810
00:52:36,135 --> 00:52:39,627
0K社，今晚像驚嚇專員一樣狂歡吧

811
00:53:01,452 --> 00:53:04,740
我這輩子沒熬夜這麼晚過

812
00:53:38,156 --> 00:53:40,192
"驚嚇專員名人堂"

813
00:54:00,595 --> 00:54:02,586
"驚嚇盃冠軍"

814
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,356
安靜，安靜！

815
00:54:19,530 --> 00:54:21,020
安靜，B咖們

816
00:54:21,407 --> 00:54:23,568
代表精嚇會

817
00:54:23,910 --> 00:54:27,573
我們想要恭禧闖關至今的所有團隊

818
00:54:29,082 --> 00:54:30,037
為蛇蠍社歡呼

819
00:54:31,042 --> 00:54:32,122
這招我愛

820
00:54:32,210 --> 00:54:33,746
看不膩，嘶嘶社！

821
00:54:35,088 --> 00:54:36,328
皮皮挫

822
00:54:36,547 --> 00:54:41,541
最後，驚嚇盃的黑馬

823
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,209
萬事OK社！

824
00:54:43,304 --> 00:54:45,090
站中間，各位

825
00:54:46,557 --> 00:54:51,051
我得承認，我以為你們是一群遜咖

826
00:54:51,229 --> 00:54:52,810
但我錯了

827
00:54:53,022 --> 00:54:54,887
為萬事OK社歡呼

828
00:54:55,066 --> 00:54:56,681
萬事OK社！

829
00:55:00,613 --> 00:55:04,071
全校最古椎的怪獸

830
00:55:13,376 --> 00:55:15,037
放下動物娃娃

831
00:55:19,674 --> 00:55:20,629
臉丟大了

832
00:55:24,762 --> 00:55:25,672
安啦

833
00:55:26,222 --> 00:55:27,928
沒人讀校刊

834
00:55:28,099 --> 00:55:31,182
對，但他們一定會看到大海報

835
00:55:48,828 --> 00:55:51,410
謝謝，要兩個或四個袖子？

836
00:55:51,581 --> 00:55:53,617
謝了，多跟朋友宣傳

837
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,456
你們在搞什麼？

838
00:55:55,543 --> 00:55:56,658
慈善募款

839
00:55:57,003 --> 00:55:57,958
是嗎？別賣了

840
00:55:58,045 --> 00:56:00,627
你要我們停止慈善募款？沒愛心

841
00:56:00,798 --> 00:56:02,834
這傢伙討厭慈善

842
00:56:03,009 --> 00:56:05,375
別再把我們當笨蛋耍了

843
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,632
是你們把自己當笨蛋耍

844
00:56:08,723 --> 00:56:10,054
各位，老實說

845
00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:12,131
你們永遠當不成驚嚇專員

846
00:56:12,310 --> 00:56:15,097
因為正港的驚嚇專員長得像這款

847
00:56:17,148 --> 00:56:20,515
但如果你們想進怪電

848
00:56:20,735 --> 00:56:23,852
收發室永遠缺人

849
00:56:29,410 --> 00:56:30,365
大夥兒，等等

850
00:56:31,329 --> 00:56:34,036
等一下，別理他

851
00:56:34,290 --> 00:56:35,780
我們要繼續嘗試

852
00:56:36,042 --> 00:56:37,907
不，你要停止嘗試

853
00:56:38,002 --> 00:56:42,086
你儘管訓練，但他們的本質不變

854
00:56:49,555 --> 00:56:53,639
我們感謝你盡心盡力，但他說得對

855
00:56:54,769 --> 00:56:59,138
無論怎麼訓練，我們永遠不像他們

856
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,515
我們生來…

857
00:57:03,903 --> 00:57:05,439
是幹別行的料

858
00:57:16,999 --> 00:57:18,079
小子

859
00:57:18,167 --> 00:57:20,909
可惜有些怪獸就是沒見過大場面

860
00:57:24,549 --> 00:57:26,255
大場面

861
00:57:26,968 --> 00:57:28,583
大夥兒

862
00:57:29,387 --> 00:57:30,923
我們來點校外教學

863
00:57:40,898 --> 00:57:42,263
我的觸角睡著了

864
00:57:42,692 --> 00:57:43,306
謝了，阿母

865
00:57:43,401 --> 00:57:44,516
開心玩，孩子們

866
00:57:44,610 --> 00:57:47,397
我會在這裡聽音樂

867
00:57:51,951 --> 00:57:54,408
我們在哪裡啊？

868
00:57:54,495 --> 00:57:55,985
大場面

869
00:58:04,005 --> 00:58:05,620
媽媽咪呀

870
00:58:05,715 --> 00:58:06,875
哇塞

871
00:58:06,966 --> 00:58:08,547
柵欄不賴

872
00:58:08,634 --> 00:58:10,090
大眼仔，這太棒了

873
00:58:10,761 --> 00:58:12,626
我們還要前進

874
00:58:25,484 --> 00:58:28,146
太瞎了，我們會被逮捕

875
00:58:37,121 --> 00:58:39,203
所有驚嚇廠房已啟動

876
00:58:39,373 --> 00:58:43,036
西岸上線，驚嚇專員出動

877
00:58:45,129 --> 00:58:45,993
瞧他們

878
00:58:46,297 --> 00:58:50,040
他們要進入人類世界卻老神在在

879
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:58,764
仔細看，他們有什麼共通點？

880
00:59:01,437 --> 00:59:03,018
沒有吧

881
00:59:03,105 --> 00:59:06,768
沒錯，驚嚇專員沒有固定類型

882
00:59:06,943 --> 00:59:08,934
最厲害的驚嚇專員會利用個人特色

883
00:59:13,074 --> 00:59:14,860
泰瑞，你看

884
00:59:20,998 --> 00:59:23,535
看那個分數快破錶的老頭

885
00:59:23,626 --> 00:59:26,709
老唐，那個老頭是"恐怖份子"

886
00:59:26,879 --> 00:59:29,040
什麼？哪裡？真的是他

887
00:59:29,215 --> 00:59:31,581
他保持最高驚嚇紀錄3年

888
00:59:31,884 --> 00:59:33,670
倒數第3個門

889
00:59:33,844 --> 00:59:36,130
"殺手爪"卡拉

890
00:59:36,305 --> 00:59:38,011
看，是"尖叫"鮑伯

891
00:59:38,099 --> 00:59:39,179
我還有他的新人卡

892
00:59:39,266 --> 00:59:40,301
我也有

893
00:59:40,393 --> 00:59:41,803
他的速度變慢，但他的…

894
00:59:41,894 --> 00:59:43,850
技巧無懈可擊

895
00:59:45,648 --> 00:59:47,263
你有收集驚嚇卡？

896
00:59:47,358 --> 00:59:49,098
對，450張

897
00:59:49,193 --> 00:59:51,980
不簡單，我有6000張全新的卡

898
00:59:52,071 --> 00:59:53,561
但450張也不是蓋的

899
00:59:53,656 --> 00:59:55,988
看我，我是"恐怖份子"

900
00:59:57,535 --> 00:59:58,741
好樣的

901
00:59:59,412 --> 01:00:01,368
超像的，史乖寶

902
01:00:05,167 --> 01:00:06,703
我一直是個爛人

903
01:00:08,170 --> 01:00:09,785
我也是

904
01:00:11,590 --> 01:00:14,002
但還不遲

905
01:00:14,176 --> 01:00:15,837
我們能成為一支堅強隊伍

906
01:00:15,928 --> 01:00:18,089
只要我們團結合作

907
01:00:22,268 --> 01:00:24,224
你們在上面幹嘛？

908
01:00:24,353 --> 01:00:26,309
我不能回去牢裡蹲

909
01:00:29,859 --> 01:00:30,939
快點

910
01:00:31,027 --> 01:00:32,938
他們追上來了

911
01:00:44,290 --> 01:00:45,405
上面，抓住他們

912
01:00:49,170 --> 01:00:50,285
謝了，兄弟

913
01:00:50,379 --> 01:00:51,994
別客氣

914
01:00:52,965 --> 01:00:57,049
我很好，真的，只是輕度心臟病

915
01:00:57,970 --> 01:00:59,585
我也要

916
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:12,940
阿母，發動車子

917
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:15,150
什麼？

918
01:01:15,154 --> 01:01:16,234
發動車子

919
01:01:16,489 --> 01:01:17,649
路邊停車？

920
01:01:17,990 --> 01:01:19,821
快閃啦，發動車子

921
01:01:20,076 --> 01:01:21,156
瞭，好

922
01:01:23,162 --> 01:01:24,993
快點，快點

923
01:01:26,332 --> 01:01:27,367
媽，快走

924
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:29,073
安全帶

925
01:01:29,293 --> 01:01:30,373
好，快走

926
01:01:30,461 --> 01:01:31,576
有人要口香糖嗎？

927
01:01:31,670 --> 01:01:33,206
快開啦

928
01:01:33,297 --> 01:01:35,504
好，出發了

929
01:01:39,136 --> 01:01:42,594
好耶，再闖進別的地方

930
01:02:05,621 --> 01:02:06,861
起床了

931
01:02:07,873 --> 01:02:10,034
恐怖腳，恐怖腳，小孩在浴室

932
01:02:10,793 --> 01:02:12,624
恐怖腳，恐怖腳，他回來了

933
01:02:14,630 --> 01:02:15,619
醒來

934
01:02:16,298 --> 01:02:19,165
37，38，再來39

935
01:02:20,511 --> 01:02:22,502
好，萬事OK社，情況不錯

936
01:02:24,181 --> 01:02:26,012
"嚇小孩比賽才算分"

937
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:29,183
"嚇青少年，驚嚇專員要狂奔"

938
01:02:29,353 --> 01:02:30,843
好，嚇小孩

939
01:02:31,772 --> 01:02:33,353
避免青少年

940
01:02:39,029 --> 01:02:40,235
我在講電話

941
01:02:41,866 --> 01:02:43,072
沒人瞭解我

942
01:02:43,951 --> 01:02:44,906
隨便

943
01:02:51,208 --> 01:02:53,164
可是爹地，我愛他

944
01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:00,961
第一名，精嚇會

945
01:03:01,135 --> 01:03:03,126
第二名，萬事OK社

946
01:03:04,805 --> 01:03:06,761
第三名，嘶嘶社

947
01:03:10,186 --> 01:03:11,642
妳們有夠遜

948
01:03:13,522 --> 01:03:15,183
"有人來了，可能天地變"

949
01:03:15,274 --> 01:03:17,435
"隱身躲好，別被人發現"

950
01:03:17,610 --> 01:03:19,771
你們還有10秒，快去

951
01:03:21,405 --> 01:03:24,772
亭子，樹葉堆，大剌剌站著

952
01:03:25,242 --> 01:03:27,107
應該還有一個

953
01:03:27,411 --> 01:03:28,696
我的表現怎樣？

954
01:03:28,954 --> 01:03:30,285
還不賴，老唐

955
01:03:30,581 --> 01:03:32,913
謝了，我下不去了

956
01:03:33,209 --> 01:03:34,324
殭屍咆哮

957
01:03:34,501 --> 01:03:36,537
憤怒狗，爵士小丑

958
01:03:36,712 --> 01:03:38,668
我的菲莉姨媽，早上時候

959
01:03:38,881 --> 01:03:40,166
這樣才像話

960
01:03:51,644 --> 01:03:53,009
該幹活了

961
01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:15,823
你出局了

962
01:04:16,835 --> 01:04:18,200
你出局了

963
01:04:19,505 --> 01:04:21,871
運氣真背，聖誕老人

964
01:04:33,686 --> 01:04:35,392
謝謝各位

965
01:04:42,569 --> 01:04:43,684
兩支隊伍進入決賽

966
01:04:43,779 --> 01:04:46,862
精嚇會和萬事OK社

967
01:04:48,033 --> 01:04:50,866
接著就是最後一關

968
01:04:51,036 --> 01:04:53,698
"各項技能都會受到考驗"

969
01:04:54,081 --> 01:04:57,573
"驚嚇模擬器會證明誰最厲害"

970
01:04:57,710 --> 01:04:59,871
明晚你們總算會在全校面前

971
01:05:00,379 --> 01:05:01,789
一決勝負

972
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,496
享受短暫的人氣吧

973
01:05:05,175 --> 01:05:08,542
你輸了後，沒人會記得你

974
01:05:08,804 --> 01:05:12,717
或許，但若你輸了，沒人忘得了

975
01:05:13,726 --> 01:05:17,218
水喔，講得好

976
01:05:17,396 --> 01:05:19,512
OK社，你們超讚的

977
01:05:19,690 --> 01:05:21,646
教我們一些招式

978
01:05:21,734 --> 01:05:24,567
那你們要問這位高手

979
01:05:25,404 --> 01:05:26,689
好，我能教你們

980
01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:29,442
想躲在椅子後面？那要變成椅子

981
01:05:30,534 --> 01:05:32,070
謝謝過來，院長

982
01:05:33,454 --> 01:05:34,910
郝刻薄院長

983
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,492
如果我們重回驚嚇課程

984
01:05:37,583 --> 01:05:39,289
希望妳別記仇

985
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,377
明天你們都得證明自己

986
01:05:44,465 --> 01:05:46,922
可怕到無可否認

987
01:05:48,552 --> 01:05:51,760
但事實擺眼前，那小子並不可怕

988
01:05:57,144 --> 01:05:58,930
不，他比任何人都認真

989
01:05:59,271 --> 01:06:00,306
你認為他可怕嗎？

990
01:06:00,606 --> 01:06:02,016
他是團隊的精神領袖

991
01:06:02,316 --> 01:06:04,272
你認為他可怕嗎？

992
01:06:16,455 --> 01:06:19,162
我們明天會獲勝，毛怪，我有預感

993
01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:21,494
我們的人生終於重回正軌

994
01:06:23,379 --> 01:06:27,793
大眼仔，你教我很多訣竅

995
01:06:27,966 --> 01:06:29,456
換我回報你了

996
01:06:30,177 --> 01:06:32,463
好啊，隨時

997
01:06:34,556 --> 01:06:35,887
現在嗎？

998
01:06:36,266 --> 01:06:38,097
你背了所有的課本和驚嚇理論

999
01:06:38,185 --> 01:06:39,971
很好

1000
01:06:40,896 --> 01:06:42,807
但現在該拋開一切

1001
01:06:42,898 --> 01:06:46,061
發自內心深處釋放驚嚇

1002
01:06:46,402 --> 01:06:47,983
憑感覺

1003
01:06:48,195 --> 01:06:49,401
沒錯，豁出去

1004
01:06:49,738 --> 01:06:51,820
很怪耶，我有自己的技巧

1005
01:06:52,324 --> 01:06:53,985
試一下

1006
01:06:55,661 --> 01:06:57,617
很好，但誇張一點

1007
01:06:57,871 --> 01:07:00,328
不對，你又想太多，發自內心

1008
01:07:01,041 --> 01:07:02,747
宣洩野性

1009
01:07:04,086 --> 01:07:05,496
加油，挖掘到底！

1010
01:07:07,047 --> 01:07:10,164
孩子們，明天要上課耶

1011
01:07:11,969 --> 01:07:13,550
還行嗎？

1012
01:07:15,055 --> 01:07:16,170
擊掌

1013
01:07:17,349 --> 01:07:20,807
感覺煥然一新，彷彿一應俱全了

1014
01:07:20,894 --> 01:07:21,883
明天這時候

1015
01:07:22,062 --> 01:07:23,768
全校終於會見識到

1016
01:07:23,856 --> 01:07:25,642
麥克華斯基的本事

1017
01:07:25,732 --> 01:07:27,347
對極了

1018
01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:35,731
怪獸大學

1019
01:07:35,909 --> 01:07:39,367
我們向你保證

1020
01:07:39,538 --> 01:07:43,326
無論哪裡有睡夢中的小孩

1021
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:46,116
我們都會讓他們做噩夢

1022
01:07:46,712 --> 01:07:49,169
噢，怪獸大學

1023
01:07:50,340 --> 01:07:53,924
母校為你喝采

1024
01:07:54,094 --> 01:07:58,178
歡迎來到驚嚇盃的最後決賽

1025
01:08:05,189 --> 01:08:08,727
讓人一睹在驚嚇模擬器中

1026
01:08:08,901 --> 01:08:11,893
你有多可怕

1027
01:08:12,070 --> 01:08:13,731
但預先警告

1028
01:08:14,781 --> 01:08:18,524
每場模擬驚嚇都設定在最難級數

1029
01:08:18,619 --> 01:08:19,529
最難級數？

1030
01:08:19,620 --> 01:08:22,362
第一位驚嚇專員到起點線

1031
01:08:22,623 --> 01:08:23,829
好，依照計劃

1032
01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:25,156
我排第一，然後是老唐

1033
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:27,366
等等，麥克是號召我們的功臣

1034
01:08:27,794 --> 01:08:30,501
他應該擔任壓軸才對

1035
01:08:31,131 --> 01:08:32,416
你該排最後

1036
01:08:34,426 --> 01:08:36,007
強者壓軸

1037
01:08:36,094 --> 01:08:38,585
好，老唐，你排第一個行嗎？

1038
01:08:38,764 --> 01:08:41,221
我有萬全準備了

1039
01:08:41,475 --> 01:08:43,557
萬事OK社！

1040
01:08:45,437 --> 01:08:47,018
我要打敗這傢伙

1041
01:08:48,148 --> 01:08:50,355
大塊頭，對歐吉桑手下留情

1042
01:08:51,652 --> 01:08:53,768
釋放心中的野獸，老唐

1043
01:08:54,446 --> 01:08:56,107
沒問題

1044
01:09:46,164 --> 01:09:48,450
感謝對歐吉桑手下留情呢

1045
01:09:55,382 --> 01:09:56,747
下一組到起點線

1046
01:09:57,384 --> 01:09:58,624
咱們拼了

1047
01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:31,873
加油，軟Q

1048
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:33,700
加油，夥伴，你行的

1049
01:10:52,397 --> 01:10:56,356
下一組，蘇利文和寶基

1050
01:11:06,787 --> 01:11:07,993
你能搞定，毛怪

1051
01:11:32,354 --> 01:11:34,891
平手了

1052
01:11:36,483 --> 01:11:38,439
精嚇會很不是滋味吧

1053
01:11:39,069 --> 01:11:40,479
愛心？

1054
01:11:41,988 --> 01:11:43,524
恭喜咧，寶基

1055
01:11:47,619 --> 01:11:50,782
這是我最後一次輸你，蘇利文

1056
01:11:50,956 --> 01:11:54,448
渥辛頓和華斯基到起點線

1057
01:12:01,466 --> 01:12:05,379
別管郝刻薄，別管任何人

1058
01:12:05,721 --> 01:12:07,052
只管進去讓大家見識

1059
01:12:07,139 --> 01:12:09,255
麥克華斯基的能耐

1060
01:12:11,727 --> 01:12:13,308
謝了

1061
01:12:22,654 --> 01:12:24,815
別得失心太重

1062
01:12:24,906 --> 01:12:27,272
反正你從不屬於這裡

1063
01:12:56,104 --> 01:12:58,766
強哥的精彩演出

1064
01:12:59,065 --> 01:13:00,851
強哥，你是我的英雄

1065
01:13:02,569 --> 01:13:06,687
萬事OK社需要破紀錄才能獲勝

1066
01:13:08,950 --> 01:13:10,611
你不屬於驚嚇廠房

1067
01:13:10,786 --> 01:13:11,696
沒人會記得你

1068
01:13:11,870 --> 01:13:13,360
你並不可怕

1069
01:13:13,538 --> 01:13:16,029
加油，挖掘到底！

1070
01:13:27,719 --> 01:13:29,630
他們成功了！

1071
01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:52,615
我們能進入驚嚇課程了

1072
01:13:57,749 --> 01:13:59,580
過來，好小子

1073
01:13:59,668 --> 01:14:01,374
恭喜

1074
01:14:02,254 --> 01:14:05,712
黏住了，不好意思，史太太

1075
01:14:06,258 --> 01:14:08,169
叫我雪莉

1076
01:14:09,094 --> 01:14:11,927
我們贏了！

1077
01:14:15,725 --> 01:14:16,760
恭喜，萬事OK社

1078
01:14:16,852 --> 01:14:17,841
謝謝

1079
01:14:17,936 --> 01:14:19,016
感恩

1080
01:14:19,104 --> 01:14:20,139
你太帥了

1081
01:14:20,230 --> 01:14:21,891
我以前沒帥過

1082
01:14:21,982 --> 01:14:23,643
你們太殺了

1083
01:14:23,733 --> 01:14:24,688
棒呆了

1084
01:14:24,776 --> 01:14:26,562
嗨，大眼仔

1085
01:14:27,279 --> 01:14:30,316
走吧，天才，我們去慶祝

1086
01:14:32,576 --> 01:14:33,941
我成功了

1087
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:36,656
不可思議

1088
01:14:38,164 --> 01:14:40,120
我會成為驚嚇專員

1089
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:41,660
是啊

1090
01:14:42,127 --> 01:14:44,038
聽到沒？好好休息，小鬼

1091
01:14:44,129 --> 01:14:47,041
你還沒看過麥克華斯基發威

1092
01:14:54,139 --> 01:14:57,597
我瞭我很可怕，但居然這麼可怕

1093
01:14:57,767 --> 01:15:01,225
我們可怕到害它秀逗了，走吧

1094
01:15:13,783 --> 01:15:15,193
這被動過手腳

1095
01:15:15,410 --> 01:15:16,820
你不該亂動

1096
01:15:17,913 --> 01:15:20,655
為什麼我的設定不同？

1097
01:15:20,832 --> 01:15:22,163
我們該走了

1098
01:15:23,501 --> 01:15:24,581
是你改的嗎？

1099
01:15:24,669 --> 01:15:25,704
大眼仔

1100
01:15:25,795 --> 01:15:27,660
是你改的嗎？

1101
01:15:31,885 --> 01:15:32,920
對，但你誤會了

1102
01:15:33,011 --> 01:15:34,842
你為何這樣做？

1103
01:15:36,139 --> 01:15:37,379
只是以防萬一

1104
01:15:37,641 --> 01:15:39,381
萬一什麼？

1105
01:15:41,603 --> 01:15:43,559
你認為我不可怕

1106
01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:46,021
你說你相信我的

1107
01:15:46,733 --> 01:15:49,315
但你跟郝刻薄和大家沒兩樣

1108
01:15:49,527 --> 01:15:50,562
你會進步的

1109
01:15:50,820 --> 01:15:53,186
我跟你和大家一樣可怕

1110
01:15:53,490 --> 01:15:54,275
我只是想幫你

1111
01:15:54,449 --> 01:15:55,063
不對

1112
01:15:55,158 --> 01:15:56,648
我只是想幫自己

1113
01:15:56,952 --> 01:16:00,240
難道要我因為你不可怕讓全隊輸？

1114
01:16:32,946 --> 01:16:35,187
妳的計算出點錯

1115
01:16:35,365 --> 01:16:36,980
那扇門耗了我整學期

1116
01:16:37,158 --> 01:16:40,025
這太危險了，教授會毀掉它

1117
01:16:47,919 --> 01:16:49,705
大英雄來了

1118
01:16:49,879 --> 01:16:52,245
他以後一定是常勝軍

1119
01:16:54,009 --> 01:16:55,419
蘇利文

1120
01:16:55,510 --> 01:16:59,094
表現真棒，期待你回來上課

1121
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,050
他來了

1122
01:17:03,268 --> 01:17:06,977
我看錯你了，你畢竟屬於我們

1123
01:17:07,272 --> 01:17:10,105
幹得好，毛怪，歡迎回來

1124
01:17:11,317 --> 01:17:13,148
你是我們的一員了

1125
01:17:13,403 --> 01:17:16,611
歡迎隨時跟我們混

1126
01:17:18,033 --> 01:17:19,819
你屬於精嚇會

1127
01:17:21,494 --> 01:17:23,075
你要去哪裡？

1128
01:17:36,801 --> 01:17:38,132
你幹了什麼？

1129
01:17:38,511 --> 01:17:42,925
跟我隊友無關，全怪我，我作弊

1130
01:17:43,933 --> 01:17:46,094
你明天就給我退學

1131
01:17:47,562 --> 01:17:48,642
是，院長

1132
01:17:49,606 --> 01:17:52,939
你是本校的恥辱

1133
01:17:53,109 --> 01:17:55,475
也是你家族的恥辱

1134
01:18:00,492 --> 01:18:01,527
怎麼回事？

1135
01:18:01,785 --> 01:18:02,991
有人闖進驚嚇門實驗室

1136
01:18:03,369 --> 01:18:04,654
什麼？

1137
01:18:07,707 --> 01:18:08,571
不好了

1138
01:18:14,714 --> 01:18:16,750
開門，別進去

1139
01:18:56,256 --> 01:18:58,167
你的模樣很逗

1140
01:18:59,843 --> 01:19:01,458
什麼？

1141
01:19:05,849 --> 01:19:07,840
我好累，怎麼了？

1142
01:19:08,184 --> 01:19:09,674
現在是半夜

1143
01:19:09,894 --> 01:19:12,055
有個口愛的小綠人

1144
01:19:23,741 --> 01:19:26,278
我想碰它，好口愛

1145
01:19:29,998 --> 01:19:31,613
詹姆士

1146
01:19:33,209 --> 01:19:35,916
當局抵達前，誰都不准進入那扇門

1147
01:19:36,004 --> 01:19:37,369
難不成是…

1148
01:19:37,463 --> 01:19:38,248
是大眼仔

1149
01:19:38,464 --> 01:19:40,500
他可能會死在門裡面

1150
01:19:42,343 --> 01:19:43,549
毛怪，等等，我們能幫忙

1151
01:19:44,846 --> 01:19:48,714
交給資深業務高手

1152
01:19:48,975 --> 01:19:51,091
已經報案，別無他法了

1153
01:19:51,436 --> 01:19:54,724
老唐，業務員，今天是你的幸運日

1154
01:19:54,898 --> 01:19:57,480
你們自問過幾次以下問題

1155
01:19:57,859 --> 01:19:58,598
逮捕他

1156
01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:00,350
啥米？

1157
01:20:00,445 --> 01:20:01,480
腳張開，老爹

1158
01:20:01,779 --> 01:20:02,564
輕一點

1159
01:20:02,655 --> 01:20:03,690
別動

1160
01:20:03,781 --> 01:20:04,941
什麼？蘇利文！

1161
01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:06,739
膽敢亂來

1162
01:20:07,327 --> 01:20:08,783
不准進去

1163
01:20:15,793 --> 01:20:17,454
大眼仔？

1164
01:20:19,422 --> 01:20:21,378
小孩說在小屋看到怪物

1165
01:20:21,591 --> 01:20:22,751
他們說是外星人

1166
01:20:22,842 --> 01:20:23,831
是真的

1167
01:20:24,135 --> 01:20:25,170
我看到一個小綠人

1168
01:20:25,470 --> 01:20:26,676
女士，有什麼問題？

1169
01:20:39,067 --> 01:20:40,648
熊！營區裡有熊！

1170
01:20:49,911 --> 01:20:52,197
各位，這邊

1171
01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,498
我聽到這裡有怪聲

1172
01:21:05,426 --> 01:21:07,007
快走，我們離開這裡

1173
01:21:13,226 --> 01:21:16,093
這全是我的錯，對不起

1174
01:21:18,147 --> 01:21:21,230
你說得對，他們不怕我

1175
01:21:24,279 --> 01:21:28,318
我做對每件事，比任何人有抱負

1176
01:21:29,951 --> 01:21:33,193
我以為只要我夠有抱負

1177
01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:34,949
我就能讓大家看見…

1178
01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:39,082
麥克華斯基與眾不同

1179
01:21:41,129 --> 01:21:42,835
可是我…

1180
01:21:44,382 --> 01:21:46,043
並不特別

1181
01:21:51,848 --> 01:21:53,804
聽著，大眼仔，我懂你的感受

1182
01:21:54,183 --> 01:21:55,923
少來，拜託，別安慰我

1183
01:21:56,019 --> 01:21:57,384
你不知道我的感受

1184
01:21:57,729 --> 01:21:58,514
冷靜

1185
01:21:58,813 --> 01:21:59,928
像你這種怪獸是天之驕子

1186
01:22:00,023 --> 01:22:01,138
你不必努力

1187
01:22:01,232 --> 01:22:04,474
你儘管一再搞砸，全世界仍愛你

1188
01:22:05,069 --> 01:22:06,605
你無法體會失敗的滋味

1189
01:22:06,696 --> 01:22:08,732
因為你天生是蘇利文

1190
01:22:09,073 --> 01:22:09,937
對，我是蘇利文

1191
01:22:10,033 --> 01:22:11,898
我是每科考試被當掉的蘇利文

1192
01:22:11,993 --> 01:22:13,199
被踢出驚嚇課程的蘇利文

1193
01:22:13,661 --> 01:22:17,153
怕讓大家失望而作弊的蘇利文

1194
01:22:17,332 --> 01:22:19,118
而且我說謊

1195
01:22:22,337 --> 01:22:24,749
大眼仔，我無法體會你的感受

1196
01:22:26,132 --> 01:22:28,669
但你不是唯一的失敗者

1197
01:22:32,347 --> 01:22:36,886
我裝得很可怕，但大多時間…

1198
01:22:38,394 --> 01:22:39,804
我很害怕

1199
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:54,065
你怎麼以前沒告訴我這些？

1200
01:22:56,037 --> 01:22:57,072
因為…

1201
01:22:58,456 --> 01:23:00,447
我們以前不是朋友

1202
01:23:05,588 --> 01:23:06,577
檢查湖泊

1203
01:23:17,058 --> 01:23:18,719
我看到動靜

1204
01:23:18,935 --> 01:23:20,050
那裡

1205
01:23:35,827 --> 01:23:36,657
毛怪

1206
01:23:43,835 --> 01:23:44,620
他受困了

1207
01:23:53,302 --> 01:23:54,087
不要

1208
01:23:56,013 --> 01:23:57,002
他們還在門裡

1209
01:23:57,223 --> 01:23:59,885
當局抵達前，不准開這扇門

1210
01:24:00,184 --> 01:24:02,721
妳太狠心了

1211
01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:06,353
夠了，這裡清場

1212
01:24:19,787 --> 01:24:21,743
我們得離開這裡

1213
01:24:22,790 --> 01:24:23,620
讓他們來吧

1214
01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:24,663
什麼？

1215
01:24:24,917 --> 01:24:26,873
只要我們嚇到他們，真正嚇到他們

1216
01:24:27,044 --> 01:24:29,911
就能產生足夠尖叫從這邊把門啟動

1217
01:24:30,173 --> 01:24:30,912
你在說什麼鬼？

1218
01:24:31,257 --> 01:24:33,839
我讀過每本驚嚇書，這樣行得通

1219
01:24:34,051 --> 01:24:35,632
他們是大人，我辦不到

1220
01:24:35,928 --> 01:24:37,964
你辦得到，跟著我做

1221
01:25:29,106 --> 01:25:30,266
那是什麼？

1222
01:25:33,277 --> 01:25:34,312
現在呢？

1223
01:25:34,403 --> 01:25:35,108
第二階段

1224
01:25:39,242 --> 01:25:40,948
大家跟緊

1225
01:25:49,794 --> 01:25:50,749
準備好了？

1226
01:25:50,836 --> 01:25:51,951
大眼仔，我不行

1227
01:25:52,046 --> 01:25:53,126
你行的

1228
01:25:53,214 --> 01:25:55,045
別當蘇利文，開始當自己

1229
01:25:55,883 --> 01:25:56,918
呼叫支援

1230
01:25:57,093 --> 01:25:58,378
北側需要協助

1231
01:25:58,636 --> 01:26:00,877
重複，北側需要協助

1232
01:26:01,055 --> 01:26:02,636
騎兵，什麼情況？

1233
01:26:02,807 --> 01:26:05,389
北側需要協助

1234
01:26:07,311 --> 01:26:08,266
快走

1235
01:26:44,390 --> 01:26:46,176
毛怪，快走

1236
01:27:11,709 --> 01:27:13,415
怎麼會？

1237
01:27:14,253 --> 01:27:15,743
你怎麼辦到的？

1238
01:27:16,881 --> 01:27:18,417
別問我

1239
01:27:26,265 --> 01:27:28,256
快上，進行任務

1240
01:27:28,434 --> 01:27:31,221
大家撤離現場，守住陣地

1241
01:27:31,395 --> 01:27:33,386
無小孩感染，重複，無小孩感染

1242
01:27:33,898 --> 01:27:35,058
你們把門給毀了

1243
01:27:35,232 --> 01:27:37,439
我花整學期研究這扇門耶

1244
01:27:37,610 --> 01:27:38,565
走吧，兩位

1245
01:27:38,903 --> 01:27:39,562
你們還活著

1246
01:27:39,570 --> 01:27:41,026
很高興你們平安

1247
01:27:44,909 --> 01:27:45,568
等等

1248
01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:46,945
他們會有什麼後果？

1249
01:27:47,036 --> 01:27:50,699
那要由校長來決定

1250
01:27:50,873 --> 01:27:54,707
但你們兩個已經被我們盯上了

1251
01:27:54,877 --> 01:27:56,788
永遠盯上了

1252
01:28:01,967 --> 01:28:02,797
退學？

1253
01:28:02,885 --> 01:28:04,216
對，我們真的搞砸了

1254
01:28:05,221 --> 01:28:06,882
所以你們要離開了？

1255
01:28:07,306 --> 01:28:09,467
對，夥伴，我們要走了

1256
01:28:10,476 --> 01:28:11,966
好嚴厲

1257
01:28:12,186 --> 01:28:15,770
抱歉，我們害你們進不了驚嚇課程

1258
01:28:18,984 --> 01:28:19,598
怎樣？

1259
01:28:19,777 --> 01:28:22,393
真是碰到鬼了呢

1260
01:28:22,571 --> 01:28:25,563
郝刻薄讓我們進入驚嚇課程

1261
01:28:25,741 --> 01:28:27,857
她很欣賞我們在驚嚇盃的表現

1262
01:28:28,077 --> 01:28:30,033
她邀我們加入下學期

1263
01:28:31,038 --> 01:28:32,619
恭喜，大夥兒

1264
01:28:32,915 --> 01:28:35,076
好消息不只這樁

1265
01:28:35,209 --> 01:28:36,824
我和雪莉訂婚了

1266
01:28:37,211 --> 01:28:39,418
誰是雪莉？

1267
01:28:40,548 --> 01:28:41,458
是我阿母

1268
01:28:41,632 --> 01:28:44,465
我最愛的兩個男人啊

1269
01:28:44,635 --> 01:28:46,546
過來，親熱一下

1270
01:28:48,514 --> 01:28:49,503
真不酥胡

1271
01:28:49,724 --> 01:28:53,182
開心點，別把我想成你的新老爸

1272
01:28:53,352 --> 01:28:55,468
畢竟我們先是兄弟會的同伴

1273
01:28:55,646 --> 01:28:56,476
好詭異

1274
01:28:56,856 --> 01:28:58,392
就想成你的大哥娶了你媽

1275
01:29:00,109 --> 01:29:01,064
等等

1276
01:29:01,277 --> 01:29:04,394
我們是共用老媽和老婆的兄弟

1277
01:29:04,572 --> 01:29:05,482
愈描愈黑了

1278
01:29:07,533 --> 01:29:09,114
我們該走了

1279
01:29:10,995 --> 01:29:13,657
答應我你們會保持連絡

1280
01:29:15,124 --> 01:29:16,989
"老唐，驚嚇學生"

1281
01:29:18,461 --> 01:29:20,998
你們是我遇過最可怕的一群怪獸了

1282
01:29:24,133 --> 01:29:26,840
別讓別人看走眼

1283
01:29:52,995 --> 01:29:56,078
接著要幹嘛？

1284
01:29:57,458 --> 01:30:00,040
我人生第一次沒有計劃

1285
01:30:00,461 --> 01:30:02,918
你是偉大的麥克華斯基

1286
01:30:03,005 --> 01:30:04,961
你會想出辦法的

1287
01:30:05,257 --> 01:30:08,374
我該把偉大留給其他怪獸了

1288
01:30:09,220 --> 01:30:11,381
我甘願當無名小卒了

1289
01:30:20,439 --> 01:30:21,554
再會，毛怪

1290
01:30:23,067 --> 01:30:24,398
再會

1291
01:30:51,303 --> 01:30:53,009
大眼仔！

1292
01:30:53,264 --> 01:30:54,879
停車！

1293
01:30:56,141 --> 01:30:57,927
你瘋了嗎？

1294
01:30:59,603 --> 01:31:01,764
我想不出有那個驚嚇專員能勝過你

1295
01:31:02,273 --> 01:31:05,310
大家看見我們倆，以為我是主角

1296
01:31:05,484 --> 01:31:09,523
但事實上從一開始就是你罩我

1297
01:31:09,947 --> 01:31:11,653
你跟郝刻薄談判

1298
01:31:12,074 --> 01:31:14,406
你帶領無望的隊伍成為冠軍

1299
01:31:14,577 --> 01:31:15,942
我會的只有抓豬

1300
01:31:16,412 --> 01:31:17,618
嚴格來說豬也是我抓的

1301
01:31:17,955 --> 01:31:20,947
沒錯，那你還自以為是無名小卒？

1302
01:31:21,125 --> 01:31:23,366
你完成怪獸大學史上最可怕的驚嚇

1303
01:31:23,752 --> 01:31:24,457
又不是我

1304
01:31:24,795 --> 01:31:25,830
當然是你

1305
01:31:25,921 --> 01:31:27,912
你以為我自己做得來？

1306
01:31:28,007 --> 01:31:30,248
我連開學日都沒帶筆

1307
01:31:31,844 --> 01:31:35,257
大眼仔，你不可怕，完全不可怕

1308
01:31:35,347 --> 01:31:36,803
但你無所畏懼

1309
01:31:38,976 --> 01:31:41,467
要是郝刻薄沒發現，她乾脆…

1310
01:31:41,645 --> 01:31:43,761
我乾脆怎樣？

1311
01:31:45,482 --> 01:31:47,222
當心，蘇利文先生

1312
01:31:47,318 --> 01:31:48,979
我才剛對你有好感

1313
01:31:49,778 --> 01:31:50,813
抱歉

1314
01:31:51,155 --> 01:31:53,191
兩位

1315
01:31:54,116 --> 01:31:57,028
看來你們又登上頭版了

1316
01:31:57,620 --> 01:31:59,281
"新生遭退學"

1317
01:31:59,622 --> 01:32:04,161
你們倆一起達到前所未有的成就

1318
01:32:04,793 --> 01:32:06,078
你們令我刮目相看

1319
01:32:07,630 --> 01:32:11,043
或許我該在我的課程裡

1320
01:32:11,175 --> 01:32:13,666
挖掘更多像你們這種驚喜

1321
01:32:13,844 --> 01:32:16,631
但就你們倆而言

1322
01:32:16,805 --> 01:32:19,296
我愛莫能助了

1323
01:32:20,017 --> 01:32:22,759
或許只能祝你們好運了

1324
01:32:26,857 --> 01:32:30,770
華斯基先生，繼續令人刮目相看吧

1325
01:32:41,038 --> 01:32:43,700
我們還有一個方法

1326
01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:45,873
能在怪電工作

1327
01:32:48,337 --> 01:32:51,204
收發室永遠缺人

1328
01:32:54,718 --> 01:32:56,549
比我想像的還棒

1329
01:32:56,637 --> 01:32:59,299
我敢說我們第一年就打破空前紀錄

1330
01:32:59,473 --> 01:33:00,804
大眼仔，我們只是收發員

1331
01:33:00,891 --> 01:33:04,054
對，我是說送信的紀錄

1332
01:33:05,688 --> 01:33:07,974
好，菜鳥，別摸魚了

1333
01:33:08,148 --> 01:33:11,766
破壞郵件罪會被罰流放

1334
01:33:11,860 --> 01:33:12,895
遵命

1335
01:33:12,987 --> 01:33:14,397
這就幹活，雪人先生

1336
01:33:14,488 --> 01:33:16,479
今天起大眼仔和毛怪搭檔

1337
01:33:16,573 --> 01:33:18,154
會改變世界

1338
01:33:18,242 --> 01:33:19,197
說尖叫

1339
01:33:19,284 --> 01:33:20,399
尖叫！

1340
01:33:20,828 --> 01:33:23,160
"報到日，怪獸電力公司"

1341
01:33:23,580 --> 01:33:28,324
"最多郵件收發獎"

1342
01:33:28,752 --> 01:33:30,913
"認識新工友團隊"

1343
01:33:32,089 --> 01:33:34,831
"第一天，自助餐員工"

1344
01:33:35,009 --> 01:33:38,001
"超級舀湯搭檔"

1345
01:33:38,178 --> 01:33:41,921
"第一天，尖叫罐發送員"

1346
01:33:42,224 --> 01:33:44,715
"驚嚇專員選拔賽"

1347
01:33:49,106 --> 01:33:51,597
"傑出的新血"

1348
01:33:57,698 --> 01:34:00,861
"第一天，驚嚇專員搭檔"

1349
01:34:05,289 --> 01:34:06,324
第一天祝好運

1350
01:34:06,415 --> 01:34:07,404
謝了，小馬

1351
01:34:07,499 --> 01:34:08,579
祝好運，大眼仔

1352
01:34:08,667 --> 01:34:10,578
謝了，大夥兒

1353
01:34:16,175 --> 01:34:18,211
教練，要上場了嗎？

1354
01:34:18,927 --> 01:34:20,713
那還用說

1355
01:43:01,032 --> 01:43:04,069
終於到了，我第一天上課！

1356
01:43:05,704 --> 01:43:09,822
這學年結束了，孩子，你錯過了

1357
01:43:10,917 --> 01:43:12,498
好咧