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♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
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♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
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♪ Something, something, up so high ♪
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- # Kicking, screaming, burned alive... #
- Goddamn it, Cheryl,
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are you gonna shoot
this goddamn thing or what?
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Well, it's hard for me
to make a decision
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without knowing what this
"or what" option is. Duh.
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For God's sakes, Lana,
do you literally want to become lunch?
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The gas pedal
is the one on the right.
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I'm trying.
I can't get any power.
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Why are these
guns so freaking loud?
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My earballs are on fire!
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- Shoot him in the dick!
- Space snails don't have dicks.
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Technically, they have both male
and female reproductive organs,
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so they can inseminate
and be inseminated.
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Cyril's definitely been
to those kind of parties.
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- Space burn.
- Would you idiots
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mind focusing on the
problem at hand, please?
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Krieger, why can't I get
any power from the boosters?
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What the hell is going on
with the power supply?
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Goddamn it! Something must be
depleting power from the ship.
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Did someone leave the fan on
in the bathroom again?
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- Not me.
- And why not?
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What is with all the banging
and the shouting?
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Are we hosting a quinceañera?
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Oh, shiiit!
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Nooo!
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I left my purse in there!
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- That was awesome.
- Awesome?
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We're stuck inside a space nautilus
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somewhere between his colon
and his cloaca.
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- What's a cloaca?
- It's an organ that's used
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for excretion and also intercourse.
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- Smart.
- Pam, shut up.
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You know, for the person
who got us into this mess,
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you certainly are yelling
at people a lot.
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- You got us into this mess.
- Hey, let's not point fingers.
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Especially yours, Lana.
Those things are like cricket bats.
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You're the one
who wouldn't listen to me
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and set our course for a galaxy
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to which we've never been
before, and, as we can now see,
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is a ship-eating cosmo crustacean.
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Well, you were the one
making the flight super boring,
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so I started punching colored
buttons on the navigation panel,
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building to a loud,
yelly, final last point!
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Can we please figure out
how the hell
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we're getting out of here?
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- Yeah!
- We are totally boned.
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Would everyone relax.
We'll just fire up the old plasma torch,
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cut an ulcer in this thing,
and zorp our way out of here.
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Okay.
Don't waste any more power.
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- It'll work.
- No, it will not.
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- Well, not with that attitude.
- That wasn't me, idiot.
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- I tried that, too, when I got here.
- Wha...
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Can't you go anywhere these days
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without being accosted by the homeless?
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Um, so I guess I'll
just wait out here, then,
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like some space-flunky.
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This is so stupid.
"Lead us into battle, Cheryl."
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"Rescue the ship from
certain doom, Carol."
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Who am I, Artemisia I of Caria?
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You know what I mean.
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Oh, God!
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- Is it... a human?
- Of sorts.
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Smells like a diaper's coffin in here.
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This is why you don't invite them in.
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- She's a vampire?
- Everyone shut up.
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Who are you
and what are you doing here?
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My name is Glenda Price, captain
of the starship Tristan of Coralia.
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I also commanded
the CoreStart mission.
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Wrote a book about it.
"Space Me, Space You."
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About all the good we did
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and the lives we saved
throughout the universe?
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The cover art is my
Intergalactic Peace Prize medal?
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- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember that.
- I love Space Me, Space You.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, space.
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Anyway, the Tristan was on
an intergalactic
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humanitarian mission
when we ran into the Zarglorp.
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- What's the Zarglorp?
- Seriously?
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- Come on!
- Even I know that was stupid.
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The creature that ate us, dummy.
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- Jesus, all right, sorry.
- We were delivering
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medical supplies to poor
children and burn victims
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when an asteroid storm
forced us off course
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into the Targluk Galaxy.
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- Is that how you all ended up there?
- Uh... uh, y-yup.
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Asteroid storm.
Size of eggs.
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Ah, yes. We got dragged in
and swallowed whole.
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The Tristan is still wedged
nearby in the digestive canal.
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- And your crew?
- Oh, we made do at first.
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We played softball,
taught ourselves piano.
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But then the rations ran out
and, one by one,
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they killed themselves.
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- Wow.
- Cheesy Petes.
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Captain, I am so sorry to hear that.
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Me too. We lived in
our own little utopia.
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They were my best friends.
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Best friends?
But they work for you.
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Anyhow, then, as they died,
we'd eat them.
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Smart.
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Unfortunately,
there's no way out of here.
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We'll slowly be digested over
the next hundred years or so.
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A hundred years?
That's, like, forever!
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- Nobody lives that long, idiot.
- You definitely won't
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if you don't keep your mouth shut.
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All right, calm down. We aren't
spending the rest of our lives
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in some space prawn's shit
factory. Krieger, figure out
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why there's no power
to the boosters and fix it.
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- Yep, yep, yep.
- Ray, fix anything damaged in the crash.
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Pam, Lana, and I will go back
to the Tristan
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and collect anything that might
help us get out of here.
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Cyril, I guess
just keep being useless.
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- Captain?
- What do you need?
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I want to help you all get to safety,
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like when I rescued
the Vantaurians
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from that ELE on Vantaur Five,
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then used all my money to get
them all universal health care.
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That's insurance that is accepted
throughout the universe.
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Wow, what a goddamn saint you are.
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Do you have any blast charges
on your ship?
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- Yes, but do not use them, because...
- Great. Okay, Pam, this is crucial.
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Once we're out there,
look for anything we can use
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to make me a drink.
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We're in the middle
of a space creature's stomach.
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There's always something
that can be a mixer, Lana.
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I made a drink once
out of Barbicide and hair gel.
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It's called a Moscow Mousse.
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Well, it seems like you all have
this situation under control.
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Under control?
We're currently food.
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Well, you know me.
Always "glass half full."
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♪ Ta-ta. ♪
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Okay, pro:
all my stuff is on board,
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including that kick-ass purse
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that has metal studs on the bottom
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so it doesn't touch
gross restaurant floors.
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Con.
I'm gonna have to keep doing
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stupid fighter pilot missions, and
they're so boring 'cause I'm so good.
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Pro: I'm here.
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Is that you, voice in my head?
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You sound so much older.
And drunker.
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Look at the screen,
you glue-eating pinhead.
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Oh! I've seen this show!
With the mean lady!
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- Um... Matlock!
- Listen to me.
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We have to fly down
into that monster this instant.
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For my purse?
I know, right?
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It matches literally everything.
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No, you clod.
To pick up Sterling,
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then get the hell out of here.
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Mm, no, thanks.
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What do you mean,
"No, thanks"?
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I'm probably just better off
leaving and starting a new life.
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Hey, you want to come?
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- Gals' trip!
- Absolutely not!
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Now listen to me. We are
flying back down there and...
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You're not my space supervisor!
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All right,
Cyril, while we're gone,
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keep Captain Price company.
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She's been through a lot.
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Maybe you'll learn
a thing or two from her.
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Oh, from the woman
who got her ship eaten
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and her whole crew killed?
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That's still more than you've
ever accomplished, Cyril.
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Keep her company.
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Cyril, right?
Come over here.
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Sit down.
Let's have a chat, just you and I.
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Would you like to hear the story
of how I saved
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the Drang population after the
Great Flood of the Mupak Valley?
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You know what?
Yes, I would.
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Screw it, if we're dying in here,
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I'm gonna go ahead
and finish that cake.
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I mean, I don't even care.
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- Krieger?
- Still looking
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for the source of the power loss.
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Seems like it's been
getting sucked all night.
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Space phrasing.
All right, find it and fix it.
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Once this thing pukes us out,
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we're gonna need those boosters
to get out of this galaxy.
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Don't worry, my child.
Daddy's here.
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More... power.
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What was that bullshit
back there with Cyril?
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"Keep Captain Price company"?
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Since when do you care
about other people's feelings?
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Well, unlike you, Lana,
I have empathy.
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- Oh, wait. Uh, sympathy?
- I think it's "symphony."
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I can put myself
in Price's shoes, okay?
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I know I'm gonna be the last
survivor, resorting to cannibalism.
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Stuck here to die alone,
literally eating dicks.
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- Oh, come on.
- Or, you know, whatever Pam has.
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I hesitate
to call that thing a dick.
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It's more like a garbage claw.
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Oh, pfft. Give me a break.
You don't want to die alone?
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You were always gonna die alone.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Archer, be honest.
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You're not close to anyone
because you don't care.
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You don't even bother
to listen to people,
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- especially me.
- That's not true, Lana.
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I just listened
to that entire sentence,
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- and it was excruciating.
- Up top.
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Holy shitsnacks.
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These must be
the suicidal crew members
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Price was talking about.
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Uh, you ever hear about
someone committing suicide
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by bludgeoning themselves
in the back of the head?
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Hey, the blast charges!
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Weren't you listening when Price
said not to set those charges off?
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- I actually wasn't. What did she say?
- Not to.
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Don't make things worse
than they already are.
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Worse?
We're in a monster's colon.
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We'll be safe here
behind this big fleshy...
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- What is this, a tumor?
- Aw, poor guy.
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Okay, now get back to the ship.
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Hey, what's that?
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Ugh. Some sort of parasites that
live in this thing's digestive system.
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Yeah, I get those sometimes
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if I've been
nosing through the trash.
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Ugh. Remember me saying
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something about
not wanting things to get worse?
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I actually was listening then.
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Will you shut up
and help me think of a plan?
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She said, while both talking
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- and not coming up with a plan.
- Archer...
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Wait.
I just came up with a plan.
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It's kind of complex.
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Run!
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I sliced the Florglap
right in his face
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and I never looked back.
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And because of my heroism,
they made a holiday in my honor.
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I mean, not a bank holiday,
but still.
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Wow, what a rewarding life.
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- So, tell me about your life, Cyril.
- Oh, me?
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I've had a rough go of it.
You don't want to hear it.
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Son, nothing matters to me more.
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A captain cares about her crew
more than herself.
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That's the captain's code.
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Well, okay,
if it's the captain's code.
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Uh, I guess it all started
when I was about five...
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I never wanted to be a fighter pilot.
I wanted to work in fashion.
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Wouldn't that be a sight to see?
240
00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:56,366
Totally. You see these outfits
we're wearing, right?
241
00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:57,900
Who came up with this?
242
00:11:57,901 --> 00:12:00,103
Does anybody's ass look good
in a flight suit?
243
00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:01,738
- No!
- Well, you know,
244
00:12:01,739 --> 00:12:04,574
I have some friends
in the design world.
245
00:12:04,607 --> 00:12:08,378
Hey!
I just had a great idea.
246
00:12:08,411 --> 00:12:12,015
- You know what we should do?
- Yes! We should rob them!
247
00:12:12,049 --> 00:12:13,884
No! We should fly down
248
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:16,186
into that monster
to get Sterling, then...
249
00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:18,956
I love it! You and me
can be space pirates!
250
00:12:19,056 --> 00:12:21,792
With my fighter pilot skills
and your "zerp-zerp" thing,
251
00:12:21,892 --> 00:12:24,194
we could run this galaxy!
252
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:27,230
Ooh, let's plan
our pirate outfits!
253
00:12:27,264 --> 00:12:29,032
And it turns out
254
00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:31,134
everyone did know
it was my birthday
255
00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:33,971
and they skipped it
just to hurt my feelings.
256
00:12:34,071 --> 00:12:37,440
To this day, I've never got
to play spin the bottle!
257
00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:41,411
Wow.
Life, she is a bitch.
258
00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:42,945
But you know what people say?
259
00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:46,616
- When things seem darkest...
- What, Captain?
260
00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:49,076
Kill yourself.
261
00:12:51,454 --> 00:12:54,791
Oh, my dear boy, look at you.
262
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,494
You're an exact replica of me.
263
00:12:57,594 --> 00:12:59,963
Though that hairline
could use a little work.
264
00:12:59,997 --> 00:13:03,100
M-more power!
265
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:06,837
- Shh, okay, okay.
- More, more, more...
266
00:13:16,613 --> 00:13:18,147
Oh, no, I've killed him!
267
00:13:18,148 --> 00:13:22,652
Oh, God, no!
Son, I didn't mean to kill you.
268
00:13:22,685 --> 00:13:25,422
M-Murder!
269
00:13:25,455 --> 00:13:27,791
- Murderer!
- No, no, shh!
270
00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:29,359
- Murderer! Murderer!
- No, no, shut up, shut up.
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00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,127
No, no, no, you're fine.
272
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,762
- Murderer!
- You're fine. You're alive! Shh, shh, shh!
273
00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:37,667
- You are mur...
- No, no! I am not a murderer,
274
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,037
you stupid head!
275
00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:45,808
- Figured out the power problem!
- Okay, now,
276
00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:50,347
the rabbit goes around the tree
and back into the hole.
277
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:53,350
Is the dehydrated milk
up here somew...
278
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:55,051
The hell are you doing?
279
00:13:55,052 --> 00:13:57,855
- Killing myself.
- Why, other than the obvious?
280
00:13:57,888 --> 00:14:00,690
Well, sometimes killing
ourselves is the most
281
00:14:00,691 --> 00:14:03,493
noble thing we can do
for our fellow survivors.
282
00:14:03,526 --> 00:14:05,495
Have you ever thought about it?
283
00:14:05,528 --> 00:14:07,364
Okay, nope,
get that thing off your neck.
284
00:14:07,397 --> 00:14:11,501
Uh-oh. You know what we have
on our hands here, Cyril?
285
00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:14,549
A dirty mutineer.
286
00:14:24,014 --> 00:14:26,549
"And finally, to my crewmates:
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00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,385
I regret leaving this world
so early,
288
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:31,889
but I shall see you
in the next." Good?
289
00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:35,425
Then maybe something like, um,
"All my love, Cyril.
290
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,527
P.S.: Please eat me."
291
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,430
Hmm. Yeah.
292
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:42,900
See?
He thinks it's good too.
293
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:45,202
Now let's find you
a load-bearing pipe.
294
00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:56,546
Hello?
Can anyone hear me?
295
00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:57,947
Over.
296
00:14:57,948 --> 00:14:59,581
Ooh!
What about eye patches?
297
00:14:59,582 --> 00:15:02,252
I mean, we don't actually have
to have our eyes cut out
298
00:15:02,285 --> 00:15:04,254
to wear them...
unless you want to.
299
00:15:04,287 --> 00:15:05,754
Can anyone hear me?
300
00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:08,391
Arr, this is Space
Pirate Cheryl. Go ahead.
301
00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:10,260
There's a psycho loose
on the ship!
302
00:15:10,293 --> 00:15:12,695
She's brainwashing the crew
to kill themselves
303
00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:15,932
- so she can eat us!
- Sterling!
304
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,368
Cheryl, listen to me.
We have to go in there!
305
00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,203
Duh, of course
we have to go in there.
306
00:15:20,237 --> 00:15:23,572
There's someone brainwashing
people into killing themselves!
307
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:25,241
- Hurry up!
- Let's go!
308
00:15:25,242 --> 00:15:26,808
All right, me hearties, open up!
309
00:15:26,809 --> 00:15:28,611
Here be breakfast!
310
00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:32,950
Well, well, well.
Looks like we have
311
00:15:32,983 --> 00:15:35,785
a dirty traitor in our midst.
312
00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:38,438
I think you know
what to do, Cyril.
313
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,795
What the hell is this?
314
00:15:45,828 --> 00:15:48,831
- Cyril's trying to kill me!
- Then I'm gonna kill myself.
315
00:15:48,932 --> 00:15:50,466
Then they want us to eat them.
316
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:54,004
- Smart.
- Cyril, you idiot, Price is space-mad.
317
00:15:54,104 --> 00:15:56,173
She convinced her crew
to kill themselves
318
00:15:56,273 --> 00:15:59,276
- so she could eat them.
- Wh... Wow.
319
00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:01,578
I... never.
320
00:16:01,611 --> 00:16:05,015
I am Glenda Macmillan Price,
321
00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:07,250
intergalactic hero,
322
00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:10,526
and I'll be damned if
you'll accuse me...
323
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:16,159
Hey, guys?
We're down to auxiliary power.
324
00:16:16,193 --> 00:16:18,161
No way to know
how that happened.
325
00:16:18,195 --> 00:16:20,830
But I do have an idea.
Captain Price, you said
326
00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:23,266
your ship was lodged
in the digestive tract,
327
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,969
- but it's not out of power, correct?
- That's right.
328
00:16:26,003 --> 00:16:28,787
Well, if the fuel rods are
undamaged, conceivably, we could
329
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,572
hook up our generator to the
Tristan, throw the switch,
330
00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:33,676
and it could
generate enough heat
331
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:36,113
possibly to induce vomiting.
332
00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:38,015
- What the hell is that sound?
- Those are the giant
333
00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:39,882
man-eating parasites
that have been chasing us
334
00:16:39,983 --> 00:16:43,455
since Archer set off the blast charges
Price told us not to!
335
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:46,056
I think we all learned
a valuable lesson from that
336
00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:48,525
that we wouldn't
have known otherwise, and...
337
00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:49,992
...now we know.
338
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:54,330
You idiot!
I've been successfully hiding
339
00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:56,682
- from those things for years!
- Hey, how about this?
340
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,401
I say we try Krieger's idea.
Lana, get behind the wheel
341
00:16:59,402 --> 00:17:01,037
and get this sucker ready
to blow out of here.
342
00:17:01,038 --> 00:17:04,840
- Cyril, stop trying to kill yourself.
- Aw, Archer.
343
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:07,844
Help Krieger ready the boosters,
then kill yourself if you want.
344
00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:09,712
Captain, you're coming with me
and Pam back to your ship
345
00:17:09,746 --> 00:17:11,481
to show us
where the fuel rods are.
346
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:14,417
Then we hook them up
and get the hell out.
347
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:19,056
Whoohoo!
Suicide cult, here I come!
348
00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,893
Damn it!
How does this beast stay alive
349
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:27,063
- with all these parasites?
- Yeah. Plus I think we saw a tumor.
350
00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:28,831
He seems so young, too.
351
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:36,902
Come on! I was about
to do my finishing move.
352
00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:44,247
Hey, wait a minute,
353
00:17:44,281 --> 00:17:46,749
I thought you said the crew
ran out of rations, Price.
354
00:17:46,783 --> 00:17:50,187
Fine! Yes!
I went space-crazy, okay?
355
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:53,523
I killed some of the crew,
some killed each other at my order,
356
00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:56,759
and others killed themselves
to escape my bloodthirsty wrath.
357
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,795
You're like a dog
with a bone about this.
358
00:17:58,895 --> 00:18:02,298
- God!
- All right, here, hook them up.
359
00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:04,734
There's just one problem.
360
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,402
Archer, what the
hell is taking so long?
361
00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:07,936
We have to get moving.
362
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:09,405
Uh, we've got a little problem.
363
00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:12,273
- What is it?
- When we transfer power between the ships,
364
00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:14,744
the Seamus will immediately
shoot out of this thing...
365
00:18:14,777 --> 00:18:17,329
Hopefully through its mouth
and not its duke chute.
366
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,250
Shut up, Pam. But in doing so,
367
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:23,253
whoever powers up the Tristan
will be left behind.
368
00:18:23,286 --> 00:18:25,755
Over?
369
00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:28,057
- Well...
- Wait, what's that?
370
00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:31,428
I-I can barely hear you.
371
00:18:33,663 --> 00:18:36,799
- Price should stay back?
- I didn't hear anything.
372
00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:39,836
Unanimous vote, you say?
373
00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:42,004
Well, looks like
the people have spoken.
374
00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:44,474
So give us, like, to the count
of 60 to get back,
375
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:47,577
- then juice this baby up.
- The hell I'm staying back!
376
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,679
Glenda Price
didn't eat directly out
377
00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:52,649
of a bridge crewman's
eye socket to die here today.
378
00:18:52,682 --> 00:18:55,118
Price, listen, you're
a self-obsessed megalomaniac
379
00:18:55,152 --> 00:18:57,987
who sacrificed her crew
for her own survival.
380
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,720
You only ever thought of yourself.
381
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:01,357
- You're a villain.
- Ugh.
382
00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:03,326
But in your final moments,
you can be remembered
383
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:06,282
for all the good you did
instead of your,
384
00:19:06,283 --> 00:19:10,249
- you know, cannibalism.
- But how would people know
385
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,001
what I did to save you all?
386
00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:15,772
Here, I'll record
your heroic farewell.
387
00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:19,642
And I promise,
the entire galaxy will hear it.
388
00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:24,214
Okay. This is Captain
Glenda Price of the Tristan.
389
00:19:24,314 --> 00:19:28,285
Of all the many humanitarian
missions I've been on,
390
00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:30,453
all the lives I've saved,
391
00:19:30,487 --> 00:19:34,624
this last act of bravery
shall be my greatest.
392
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:38,127
Sure, there will be songs
of my courage
393
00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:41,831
and statues in my honor.
394
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:45,535
But know that serving
my fellow man...
395
00:19:48,171 --> 00:19:51,874
...it was my privilege.
396
00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:54,311
Get out of here!
397
00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:59,154
- Captain's orders!
- Aye, aye, Captain.
398
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:02,151
For what it's worth,
I would have liked being
399
00:20:02,185 --> 00:20:04,687
an outlaw space pirate with you!
400
00:20:04,721 --> 00:20:07,689
Even though you're kind of mean
and mostly electromagnets,
401
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:09,426
you're still my favorite!
402
00:20:09,526 --> 00:20:13,896
I hope this thing chews you
like gum, you crazy bitch.
403
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,533
- All right, Lana, light it up.
- Krieger, are we ready to go?
404
00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:20,069
- Yep, yep, yep.
- Okay. Captain Price, for the final time,
405
00:20:20,102 --> 00:20:23,740
please power up for liftoff,
you brave, brave soul.
406
00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:25,673
Aye, aye.
407
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:30,680
Jesus Christ,
it's one goddamn button, Price.
408
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:32,749
How hard is it not to screw up
the last moment of your life?
409
00:20:37,954 --> 00:20:40,089
It's working!
410
00:20:42,392 --> 00:20:44,794
It's working. Hold on.
Here we go.
411
00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:52,935
That's them!
They got out!
412
00:20:52,969 --> 00:20:58,741
- Fly away, you idiot! Fly away!
- Stop yelling at me!
413
00:21:01,478 --> 00:21:05,782
Is it just me,
or is this literally the best tea
414
00:21:05,815 --> 00:21:08,951
- in the entire galaxy?
- That's probably the opium talking.
415
00:21:08,985 --> 00:21:11,788
Chasing that space dragon.
Rawr!
416
00:21:11,951 --> 00:21:16,222
So now not only am I
not a part of a suicide cult.
417
00:21:16,255 --> 00:21:19,000
I'm never gonna get a chance
to be ever again.
418
00:21:19,035 --> 00:21:19,824
There, there, dear.
419
00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:22,795
You're dead to me.
That must count for something.
420
00:21:22,895 --> 00:21:25,347
Aw, thanks.
Hey, I forgot to ask...
421
00:21:25,348 --> 00:21:28,367
- how did you end up getting out of there?
- We were able to generate
422
00:21:28,401 --> 00:21:31,203
enough heat from the fuel rods
that the Zarglorp spit us out.
423
00:21:31,237 --> 00:21:33,239
Oh, of course...
the extra fuel rods
424
00:21:33,272 --> 00:21:35,041
in the downstairs storage room.
425
00:21:35,074 --> 00:21:38,044
I was hoping you'd find those.
Glad they worked out.
426
00:21:38,077 --> 00:21:40,921
Yeah, worked out for everybody.
427
00:21:41,714 --> 00:21:43,716
So you gonna
upload Price's farewell
428
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,985
- so the entire galaxy can hear it?
- Are you kidding me?
429
00:21:46,986 --> 00:21:49,255
- I wasn't recording that.
- Wait, what?
430
00:21:49,288 --> 00:21:51,223
What about your promise?
431
00:21:51,257 --> 00:21:55,662
- Wow, you really are an asshole.
- Oh, I'm the asshole.
432
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:58,623
Lana, that lady ate people.
433
00:21:59,398 --> 00:22:02,802
Hey, I could
really go for a Moscow Mousse.
434
00:22:02,835 --> 00:22:04,856
You want one?
435
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:10,031
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