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Altair Beta?

2
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Why'd you wake me up
way the hell out here?

3
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We picked up a distress beacon.

4
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Not surprising.

5
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Altair Beta's not
the best neighborhood.

6
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Unless you're a Dri'n pirate.

7
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Yeah, speaking of...

8
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Looks like pirateshit that
transport pretty hard.

9
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Well, what say we go
pick the bones?

10
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I'd say, uh,
unfortunate choice of words.

11
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Figuratively.
Hopefully.

12
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Well, I'm in, but you know
what she's gonna say.

13
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Why, does she talk in her sleep?

14
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What? Mother, come on.
We can't not...

15
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I mean, Lana's
the co-captain, so...

16
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- So?
- Huh.

17
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W-Well, should we
wake up anybody?

18
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- Why would we?
- Good point.

19
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Let's go check it out.

20
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W-Wait, Mother.

21
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Hang on.

22
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Oh, for the...

23
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You are disgusting.

24
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Me?
He's the one wallowing in...

25
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Oh, freeze-dried shepherd's pie.

26
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Ugh! And banana pudding.

27
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So, on the off chance

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the pirates left
anything worth taking...

29
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There's no sense cutting

30
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the rest of those idiots
in on the deal.

31
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Yeah, they'll just... Wait,

32
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what do you mean,
"the rest of those idiots?"

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- Hmm?-Are you implying I'm an idiot?

34
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- No, I...
- Yes, you were.

35
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I wasn't implying anything.
You...

36
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Proximity alert.

37
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Proximity alert.

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Proximity alert.

39
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- What the hell?
- Proximity alert.

40
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- Idiot.
- Aha! See?

41
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- You were implying it.
- I'm saying it!

42
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Now can you please
just dock the damn thing?

43
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- Yes.
- Nope!

44
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- Here we go.
- Oh, goody.

45
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And just what in my own
personal hell

46
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-do you two think you're doing?-Well...

47
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And don't insult my
intelligenceby lying to me.

48
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Okay, then...

49
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Never mind.

50
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Damn it, Krieger, why'd you
have to wake her up?

51
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You big-mouth... fish.

52
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Don't call me fish!
And I didn't write my code,

53
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- so don't yell at me.
- I'll do the yelling.

54
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Great, that way we know
you're getting enough oxygen.

55
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Now, somebody explain to me

56
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why you're docking the ship
without permission.

57
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- Permission?
- Look, we picked up a distress beacon,

58
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and we thought, you know,
that we'd...

59
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Leave us all in stasis
while you sneak in there

60
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to loot whatever the
pirates might've left behind

61
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in there, which...
Spoiler alert... is jack-shit

62
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unless you're counting
the ionic charges

63
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they left as booby-traps!

64
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Well, you've clearly already
made up your mind, so...

65
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Somebody tell me this is a joke.

66
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Oh, what, you being first mate?
Sadly, no. Not a joke.

67
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No, this. Which better not
be what it looks like.

68
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That's better than
what it smells like.

69
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- Huh?
- Which is a giant bag of assholes.

70
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- What?
- Cyril, you reek.

71
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No, I...

72
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Is that shepherd's pie?

73
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And banana pudding.

74
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Damn it, Archer.

75
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Did you fart in my
stasis pod again?

76
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- Why, I oughta...
- You oughta wash off

77
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that 'nana puddin'.

78
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Stop touching me!
You stink!

79
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Will you two knock it off?

80
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- Yes.
- Ow!

81
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Why do we even
serve shepherd's pie?

82
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And, follow-up, why do we have

83
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the world's loneliest
courtesan on board?

84
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Seriously, though,

85
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this whole place smells
like a fart shit its pants.

86
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Did somebody say pants?

87
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'Cause I'm not wearing any.

88
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Because welcome
to the freak show.

89
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What?
Said the bug zapper.

90
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- Yeah, and speaking of.
- What?

91
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We had a deal.

92
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Yeah, come on, Mom.

93
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Oh, all right.

94
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- Happy?
- No, actually.

95
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Because you two were about to
violate quarantine protocols,

96
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possibly exposing my ship
to dangerous...

97
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- It's not your ship!
- Half of it is.

98
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Because I had
a shitty divorce lawyer.

99
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Whose fault is that?

100
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You're the one
who wanted a divorce!

101
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When what I should've done
is just wait for you

102
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to get murdered by one of the
enemies you either owe money,

103
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cheated, cuckolded,
straight-up stole from,

104
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or some combination thereof.

105
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Your point being?

106
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Her point,
Captain Doctor Science,

107
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is you can't expose
just half the ship

108
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to potentially deadly
microorganisms.

109
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Aha!
Potentially deadly.

110
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I'm not having
this argument again.

111
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Apparently you are.

112
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- No, I'm not.

113
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Aborting docking sequence.

114
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Yes, you a...

115
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- Damn it, Lana!
- Aborting docking seq...

116
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- Krieger!
- Guys, come on.

117
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We've been over and over
and over this.

118
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The Laws of Robotics...

119
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Is made-up shit
from a comic book.

120
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- Sorry.
- Don't be. It had to be said.

121
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What the shit?

122
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Oh, my God.

123
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- What is that?
- Oh, my God,

124
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- what the hell... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Everybody, shh.

125
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- Aah! - Kill it! -Boy!

126
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Whew.

127
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Are...

128
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Happy?

129
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I'm... happy you're not.

130
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What the hell was that thing?

131
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I think the more pressing
question is...

132
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No, Krieger,
for the millionth time,

133
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- you'll never be a real boy.
- I was going to say...

134
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I think it's more tragic
than anything.

135
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You're one to talk.

136
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- I was going to say...
- Ooh!

137
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When will you be a real boy?

138
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What the hell
was it running from?

139
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Um...

140
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Son of a...

141
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Dri'n dak!
Dak txakurrak!

142
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Oh, yeah?
You want some of this?

143
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Ow!

144
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I think they might, actually.

145
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Dri'n bastards.
Krieger, blast door.

146
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Yep, yep, yep.

147
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- That oughta hold 'em. Okay...
- Hang on.

148
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Shut up.
Krieger, undock us.

149
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Cyril, Pam, Carol,
grab a weapon,

150
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split up, and find
that xenomorph.

151
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For all we know
he's a Trojan horse.

152
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- He was pretty rubbery.
- So stupid.

153
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Right?

154
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And if you can temporarily
de-ass your head,

155
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want to get us out to here?

156
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Why?
We can take these assholes.

157
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- Hull damage.
- You were saying?

158
00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,090
Hull damage.

159
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Hull damage.

160
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- Hull damage.
- I heard you.

161
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Okay, Krieger, we clear?

162
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Yep, yep, yep!

163
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Okay then.

164
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Everybody brace
for initial thrust.

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In three...

166
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- Whoa!
- God...

167
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- Damn...
- Son of a...

168
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- Bitch!
- Ow!

169
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"Woooooo!!"

170
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

171
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no, no!

172
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Can't have anything nice.

173
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Never gets old, does it?

174
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Nope.
Unlike some people.

175
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Excuse me?!

176
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Lana, handle your business.

177
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There's a giant squeezy toy
on the loose.

178
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I'll squeeze your... Damn it!

179
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Got nothing.

180
00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,980
Okay, keep your
crazy eyes peeled.

181
00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,810
And watch your muzzle, will ya?

182
00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,940
I'm not trying to get
blasted in the face.

183
00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:17,160
- Well, I'm not trying to get slimed.
- What?

184
00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,080
It's not a ghost, dumb-ass.

185
00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,250
- How do you know?
- -Because nothing's a ghost.

186
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Shh.

187
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You open it on three.

188
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Ready?

189
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One...

190
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Oh, for... You pussy.

191
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You're supposed to belooking
for the damn xenomorph.

192
00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:38,620
I'm checking
all the storage lockers.

193
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This one's clear.

194
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On me.

195
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- Freeze!
- Don't shoot, don't shoot!

196
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Let me see those hands!

197
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,760
I... I don't have any.

198
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- Duh-hoy.
- Shut up.

199
00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,680
Okay, so who or what are you?

200
00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,030
I... W... I'm Bort.

201
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,070
Bort the Garj?

202
00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:06,990
- Of the House of Garj?
- Well, Mr. Bort the Garj,

203
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,730
just, what do you think
you're doing?

204
00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:12,690
Eating off-brand cereal.

205
00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:16,310
No, the passengers
were from all over.

206
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:19,790
I was the only Garj,
and sol was able to hide in the walls

207
00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:21,310
when they attacked
the transport.

208
00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:23,490
And after they killed
all the crew, they just...

209
00:10:23,530 --> 00:10:24,790
took everybody.

210
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,010
To sell into the spek mines,
no doubt.

211
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,230
So how do you know English?

212
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:32,060
- Is... that relevant?
- Yeah, Lana.

213
00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,800
I mean, why does anybody
know it?

214
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,800
I mean she does.
She's obviously not human.

215
00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:38,550
- But not so obviously a she.
- Hey!

216
00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:39,720
We were all thinking it.

217
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,720
'Cause you're all
a bunch of xenophobes.

218
00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:44,330
Are you...
You're as bad as she is.

219
00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,730
- Always calling me fish or...
- That doesn't count.

220
00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:49,860
- You're a robot.
- Synthetic human.

221
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,520
Potato, pobobot, am I right?

222
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,300
Anyway, the important thing
is I'm okay.

223
00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:55,690
- Is that so?
- Well, yeah.

224
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,220
I mean, I'm heir to the throne
of the House of Garj, so...

225
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,960
And that's actually
a pretty huge deal.

226
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,090
- Well, li-like, how huge?
- Well...

227
00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,400
I-If you had to express it
monetarily.

228
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,970
- Wh... Oh, no.
- Lana, shut up.

229
00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:10,580
- Archer, shut up.
- No!

230
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,996
- We are not going off on
some...-Wild goose chase! Who's in?

231
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,816
- I'm so in!-Me, me, me,
me, me, me, me, me!-Ooh, me!

232
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:18,540
- No. Now, wait a minute.
- Lana, democracy has spoken.

233
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,330
So, if we take you home
to Garj...

234
00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,980
Well, to Garjek, our moon,

235
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,810
then my parents
will reward you handsomely.

236
00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,990
I'm already handsome.
How much?

237
00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:29,990
I mean...
easily a million credits.

238
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:32,990
In this economy?

239
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,990
And like I said,
I'm a pretty huge deal.

240
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,000
Yes, yes, you definitely are.

241
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,350
So, can somebody here please

242
00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:42,000
get His Highness
some more cereal right now?

243
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,740
Yeah, or maybe
just better cereal?

244
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,870
Well, I don't know
about all that.

245
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,920
Just a thought.

246
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,360
Can I talk to you... please?

247
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,620
If you can do it while I'm
plotting a course for Garjek.

248
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:53,800
Wha...

249
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,190
And ignoring you.

250
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,970
Because we need to put
the ship in dry-dock.

251
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,410
The hull was damaged,

252
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,980
- even before this fiasco.
- All right,

253
00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,110
carry the two...

254
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:06,420
And now you want to put more
stress on the ship

255
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,330
and jump two systems away

256
00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:11,810
just because a sentient blobsays
there might be money in it.

257
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,640
Uncarry the two.

258
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,690
On top of which...
Not that you give a shit...

259
00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:17,910
But you swore to me
we'd go back to Earth.

260
00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:19,146
- You promised.
- Lana, come on.

261
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,870
I promised you lots of things.

262
00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:22,350
- Archer...
- Besides,

263
00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:24,560
like you said,
it's just two systems, a...

264
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,830
a skip and a jump.

265
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,650
What could possibly go wrong?

266
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,920
Seriously?

267
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,140
Besides all the normal stuff

268
00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:32,830
that could easily
go disastrously wrong,

269
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,840
- since space travel is so dangerous.
- Ugh.

270
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,800
Woooooo!!

271
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,980
Hyperspace!

272
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,030
Oh, m... oh, man.

273
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,990
Is hyperspace not the best?

274
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,870
If you mean is it the bestat
putting stress on the hull...

275
00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,740
Is this
the rest of my life now...

276
00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:08,300
You bitching
about the damn hull?

277
00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:10,520
Right? Relax.
The hull's gonna be...

278
00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:11,660
Aah!

279
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:12,740
What the hell was that?

280
00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,090
My last bottle of bitter lemon!

281
00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:16,230
Dri'n fighters inbound.

282
00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:17,840
From where?

283
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,400
- From the transport.
- What?!

284
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,620
They must've
followed us, dumb-ass.

285
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:22,840
How am I a dumb-ass?

286
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,710
How much time do you have?

287
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,890
Ow!

288
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,890
Uh... not much.

289
00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:30,070
- Hull damage.
- We know!

290
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,540
Battle stations.

291
00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:33,850
Ugh! What now?

292
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,850
Seriously.

293
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:39,120
But whatever it is,
I'm sure it's Archer's fault.

294
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,030
- Krieger, helm!
- Yep!

295
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,640
Okay, assholes.
Sun's out, guns out.

296
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,520
Well, in space,
the sun is always...

297
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,950
Don't step on my line, fish!

298
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,480
Whoa...

299
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,336
Uh, I thought this was
a civilian ship.

300
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,896
Isn't it illegal
for it to have weapons?

301
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,660
Oh, my God, it is.

302
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,710
Should we pull over and
call the Federation, or, uh...

303
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,906
- What? No, I just...
- 'Cause we're happy to pull over, Bort!

304
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,280
- S-seriously?
- No. Archer...

305
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,500
Please!

306
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,410
Quit dicking around.

307
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,850
Yeah, Bort.

308
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,070
Come on, come on,
come on, come on...

309
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,550
Yes!

310
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,820
Get some! Get some!

311
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:34,350
Suppressing fire!

312
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:36,350
Jesus,

313
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:37,920
you couldn't suppress a cough.

314
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,180
- Yes, I could.
- Touché, Cyril.

315
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,140
We're taking too much damage!

316
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:46,840
Damn it!
Okay, Carol...

317
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,930
Carol?
Carol!

318
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,410
- What?
- You know what!

319
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,970
- Ugh!
- Goddamn it, woman.

320
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,020
All right, already!

321
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:57,890
Jesus!

322
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,820
Isn't it kind of weird
Carol hates doing

323
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,340
the one thing she's good at?

324
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,650
No, I get it. I mean,
I'm like that with blowjobs.

325
00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:17,650
- Oh, for...
- Wai-Wait, what?

326
00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:20,390
- Yeah, whooda what?
- Since when are you good at blowjobs?

327
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,740
Excuse me?

328
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,570
For your information...

329
00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,010
Cyril, shut up.

330
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,180
- Let the man speak.
- Yeah, Lana.

331
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,230
He has nothing to say
on the matter.

332
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:32,230
- Do you, Cyril?
- I... No, I guess not.

333
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:34,100
Whoa, w-whoa, w...
wait a minute.

334
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,840
Hey, look over there...
That was the last pirate.

335
00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:38,190
Way to go, Carol.

336
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,850
Yeah. Yay me.

337
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,460
Okay, we will
talk about this later.

338
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,760
No, we won't.
But for now, head to the gig.

339
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,110
We leave for the surface
in five.

340
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,070
Time to see what
a million credits looks like.

341
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,420
And we should
take a duffel bag, or...

342
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:54,210
Ray, uh, what are you doing?

343
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,340
I thought I'd go down with
y'all and see if I could,

344
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,260
you know, find some clientele.

345
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:04,000
Hey, you know what?

346
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,920
I don't need it!

347
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,010
Aw, man. Now I feel
kind of bad.

348
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,790
Yeah, I d...

349
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,880
I do too. Let's bring him
something back.

350
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,800
Does he still collect
those little spoons?

351
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,280
Ugh, yes.

352
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,450
Hey, we're not going down
there for a shopping spree.

353
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,800
We're gonna use that reward
money to repair the ship.

354
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,110
Jesus, calm down,
it's just a spoon.

355
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,200
Yeah, Lana.

356
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,640
So, Bort, wh... uh,
what do we call your folks?

357
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,290
Do what?

358
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,860
Like, is this a "Your Majesty"
type deal, or...

359
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,080
Uh, y-yeah, I guess.

360
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,390
Okay, so...

361
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:42,950
Oh, should I curtsy?

362
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,870
Ugh, there's a picture.

363
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,870
First of all, I was voted

364
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:49,310
Most Ladylike in my
cotillion class, and I also...

365
00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:51,830
Who was your competition...
A boulder?

366
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,220
Oh, the Dri'n.

367
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:55,180
What the...

368
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,660
- Hey, gang.
- Wha...

369
00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,230
Barry Six?!

370
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:01,190
- Good God.
- Not Barry Six.

371
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:04,980
Yeah, it's good ol' Barry Six.
Say, Bort.

372
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,166
- Goddamn it, Bort.
- Hey, Six. -You know him?

373
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:07,670
How the hell do you know Bort?

374
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,280
Oh, Bort and I go way back.

375
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:12,110
I got Bort out of a sticky
little mess on Vega Three,

376
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,290
- didn't I, bud?
- Yeah.

377
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,070
So this was all a big set-up?

378
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,210
- Duh-hoy.
- I'm super sorry, you guys.

379
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,640
Oh, you will be, you little...

380
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:23,080
Butt-plug looking piece of shit!

381
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,860
That's what he reminds me of!

382
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,170
Mother, please.

383
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,170
Well look at him.

384
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,220
So are we... cool?

385
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,790
I mean, I am.

386
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,310
Okay, well,
then I'm just gonna...

387
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:39,180
kinda...

388
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,060
tip... just tip on out, then.

389
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,670
Wow.

390
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:48,370
Wow. Look at that.
Little kook.

391
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:50,516
You believe he's heir to the
throne of the House of Garj?

392
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,200
What do you want with us?

393
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,980
Well, me and Archer
have what you might call

394
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,110
an outstanding account
to settle.

395
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,680
So, for starters,
I'm gonna extract

396
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,160
all the bones from his body.

397
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,770
- What?!
- No biggie.

398
00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,120
Well, now just hold on a minute!

399
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,250
- Yeah!
- If this is between

400
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,170
the two of you,
the rest of us...

401
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,730
- No!
- The rest of you, I hope,

402
00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:10,780
are gonna fetch me
a pretty good price

403
00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:12,196
when I sell you down
the spek mines.

404
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,700
Seriously?

405
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:15,830
Yeah. Not great, huh?

406
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:30,760
How about now... happy now?

407
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,190
I mean... probably happier
than I'm gonna be

408
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,410
when Barry Six
starts yanking my bones.

409
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,150
Space phrasing.

410
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,200
No.

411
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:15,930
Made in Georgia.

412
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,370
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