1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:04,308 Ray: All right, let's get this over with. 2 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:06,223 [clears throat] 3 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,312 This proceeding and any sentences arising therefrom 4 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:11,446 shall be conducted under the Federation Judicial Code, 5 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:13,535 Article Nine, in re attempted murder 6 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:16,146 and mutiny, both capital offenses. 7 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,887 Now, I know you've all been sworn, 8 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,976 and I have read your complaints. 9 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,934 - I have a question. - Is it, "What's the best way 10 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,719 to interrupt a judge?" - [laughs] No. 11 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:25,808 - Then-- - It's, "Why does a spaceship 12 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:28,680 have an enormousdedicated courtroom in it?" 13 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:30,552 - Yeah, right? - I don't know! 14 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,075 I didn't build it. - Well, it's ridiculous. 15 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:36,340 I basically sleep in a coffin,and this could have been... 16 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:38,081 2 1/2 squash courts. 17 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:42,129 - Ooh, or a holodeck! - We havea holodeck. 18 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,131 - Yeah, but we never use it. - Can we please-- 19 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:46,698 - Oh, so hey,why not just have the holodeck 20 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:48,091 turn into a courtroom? 21 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:50,093 - Ooh, or 2 1/2 squash courts. 22 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,226 [gavel banging] - Order! Order, or I will 23 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,967 hold you all in a different kind of contempt. 24 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,056 [grunts] 25 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:57,840 Now, then, Mr. Figgis, 26 00:00:58,014 --> 00:01:00,190 are the people ready to proceed? 27 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:01,104 - [laughs] 28 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:04,586 Oh, yeah. [laughs] 29 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,371 Uh... - [clears throat] 30 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,634 - Oh, uh, sorry. Yes, Your Honor, the, uh-- 31 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,071 - [clears throat] - What is-- 32 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:14,248 Ray: [clears throat] - Oh, come on, seriously? 33 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,815 [sighs] Yes, Your Honor. 34 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:19,296 The people are ready to proceed. 35 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:20,558 - That's what I thought. 36 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:23,213 And is the defendant ready to proceed? 37 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:26,608 - No, the defendant is not because there is no defendant 38 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:30,090 because this whole thing is a sham and a farce, 39 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:32,962 and I don't recognize this kangaroo court's authority 40 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,791 because it's presided over by a male prostitute. 41 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:37,358 - Courtesan! - Pobobot! 42 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:38,881 [gavel clacking] 43 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,839 - And by God, you will recognize it 44 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,320 because prior to my current circumstances, 45 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:47,324 for 16 years, I was a Federation High Court Justice! 46 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:49,239 - I have a question. - Woman, I swear to God. 47 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,111 - How'd you go from beinga Federation judge 48 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,156 to, like,blowing space truckers? 49 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:54,897 - Well, missy. 50 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:56,899 [chuckling] Th-that is a-- 51 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:59,162 oh, that is a long, crazy story. 52 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:00,424 [clears throat] 53 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,643 But it is entirely nongermane 54 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:04,385 to the solemn proceeding before this bench. 55 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,648 And so, Mr. Archer, 56 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:09,390 having reminded you that the man who represents himself 57 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:10,913 has a fool for a client-- 58 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:13,568 - [laughs] I'm not representing myself. 59 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,135 - Well, then who is? 60 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:18,268 - [laughs] Oh, just TV's Michael Gray. 61 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:21,141 - Who, for reasons known but to God, 62 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:22,664 is wearing seersucker. 63 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:25,362 - So if you wanna go aheadand do that motion to dismiss, 64 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,930 now would, uh, maybe be a good time. 65 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:30,498 Oh, and also, we wish to countersue. 66 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:31,455 - I'm not typing that. - What? 67 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,153 Ray: I'm gonna allow it! 68 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:35,111 - For injuries and damages from you assholes 69 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:36,373 attempting to murder me 70 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:39,028 so Lana could steal half of the ship. 71 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,291 Well, when TV's Michael Gray is done with you, 72 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:43,598 I'm gonna own your half. 73 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:46,383 - So, hey, I don't think this is going as well 74 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,124 as you think it's going. 75 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,824 - You goddamn crook. 76 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:57,307 [main title theme] 77 00:02:57,481 --> 00:03:04,401 ♪ ♪ 78 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:37,260 [Archer grunting] [Lana struggling] 79 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:40,307 - Jesus, okay.I think that's enough. 80 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,134 I don't wish to cause the witness 81 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,875 any further distress. - I'm fine, Your Honor. 82 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,790 - What about my magazine? - Will you-- 83 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:48,271 - There's lots more video, Your Honor. 84 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,012 - Like the part when Pam smashed me in the head 85 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:51,274 with a fire extinguisher. 86 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,319 - [laughing] Yeah! 87 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,451 Play that!Ka-klunk! 88 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:55,278 [laughs] [gavel clacking] 89 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,541 - Do the people haveany further questions 90 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,761 for this witness? - Not at this time, Your Honor. 91 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:01,458 - Then your witness. 92 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,765 - Well?Uh, what are you waiting for? 93 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,332 [tense music] 94 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:07,334 Get up thereand cross-examine her. 95 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:08,552 What are you, hourly? 96 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:09,553 - I think I would be, 97 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,338 if I was a lawyer. 98 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,208 - Damn it. - Look at me. 99 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:13,296 Look at me. Look at me. 100 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,342 Something is wrong with your brain. 101 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:16,343 You need to plead not guilty 102 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:17,996 by reason of insanity. 103 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,389 Beg them for mercy 104 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:22,436 and realize you're hallucinating me. 105 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,352 - I'll see youdisbarred for this. 106 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:26,918 - Great, look forward to it. 107 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,355 - Point of procedure. 108 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,270 I, uh, no longer wishto be represented 109 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,054 by TV's Michael Gray. 110 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,360 - All righty. 111 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,404 Are the peopleokay with him 112 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,363 not havingan imaginary lawyer? 113 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:37,538 - [chuckling] They're great with it. 114 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:38,974 - Then your witness. 115 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:42,847 - Thank you. Now, then, Miss Kane, is it? 116 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:44,153 [static crackling] 117 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,763 - Yup. [static crackling] 118 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,287 - [sighs] Um... 119 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,289 Damn, I had something for this. 120 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:50,507 - Did ya? Archer: Actually, 121 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:53,467 can we maybe call her back at a, uh, 122 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:57,166 time later than, um-- later than now? 123 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,429 - You're just a regularClarence Darrow. 124 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:02,432 [sighs] You may step down.Thank you. 125 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,607 Call your next witness. 126 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:05,392 - Your Honor, the people call 127 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:08,395 the defendant's mother, Malory Archer. 128 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,832 - Ooh. 129 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:15,271 Come on, are we not doing that? [door hisses] 130 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,406 - Ooh. - Oh, come on. 131 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:22,278 Are you kidding me? - Sit down, sir! 132 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,802 - Are you--she's dressed exactly like Marlene Dietrich 133 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,326 in "Witness for the Prosecution," 134 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:29,764 right down to the hair and the rakish little beret. 135 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,200 [chuckles] Are you seeing this? 136 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,768 - Are you? - What? 137 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:34,769 [static crackling] How the-- 138 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,553 Objection. I object. 139 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:39,295 - To what? - I will ask the question! 140 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,341 [clears throat] It's actually the same question. 141 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,081 - I don't know. Everything! 142 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,083 - Oh, then I guess we can all go home. 143 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,346 [static crackling] - Can we? 144 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,564 - What the hell is happening? 145 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:49,000 - Don't look at me. 146 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:50,306 - God damn it, TV's Michael Gray. 147 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,526 - Uh, Your Honor-- - Wait, wait, shut up. 148 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,049 - You shut up! [gavel clacking] 149 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:55,485 - Order! You're out of order! 150 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:58,445 - You're out of order! You're out of order! 151 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,360 This whole trial is out of order! 152 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,536 [muffled alarm] Th-they're out of order! 153 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:03,928 - Everybody shut up! 154 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:06,017 And you bang that thing one more time, 155 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:07,454 I'll break it off inside you. 156 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:08,585 - [coughing] Legit phrasing. 157 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:09,847 - Shh! Listen. 158 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,283 female voice: Proximity alert. 159 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,328 - What's going on? - What alert? 160 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:13,242 - Why the hell is there 161 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,548 a proximity-- [rumbling] 162 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,114 all: Whoa! - Ow! 163 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:17,333 female voice: Collision. 164 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:18,595 - How the--Who's on the bridge? 165 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:20,815 - Nobody, because we're all down here 166 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:23,252 at this goddamn kangaroo railroad. 167 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:26,864 - What? - The--the--the--the--the-- 168 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:28,736 Choo-choo! - Krieger! 169 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,520 Why aren't you up there? 170 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,304 - Well, then who would do this? 171 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,872 - Holy shit, dude,that's really good. 172 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,352 - You don't think it's derivative? 173 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,049 - No, 'cause I don't knowwhat that is. 174 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,268 - [sighs] It's when-- 175 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:40,487 - Krieger! Status report! 176 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,620 - [groans] - Right? 177 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:46,318 - Okay, uh, we've got moderate hull damage 178 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,973 to starboard amidships, um-- - From what? 179 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:50,497 - I don't know. Jesus. 180 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,412 Turn that thing to the exterior cameras. 181 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,501 - Oh, right. [button clicks] 182 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,677 [monitor chimes] [all shout] 183 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,069 Malory: Oh, my God. 184 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,506 Archer: A Dri'n attack barge. 185 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,159 - Which means... 186 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,683 - Boarding party. 187 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,946 - And there ain't no party like a boarding party 188 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:07,339 'cause a boarding party don't stop. 189 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:08,602 [laughs] 190 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:11,213 Well, until these monstrous bastards 191 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,955 have slaked their thirst for blood. 192 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,696 And let me tell you, these little devils 193 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,741 are just parched. - [snarling] 194 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:18,873 [all shout] 195 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,178 - I know, right? 196 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:21,876 Barry-6, out. 197 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:24,008 - Wh-what do we do?What do we do? 198 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,749 - Well, the first thingwe've gotta do-- 199 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,448 and I'm sure we can allagree on this-- 200 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,145 is declare a mistrial. 201 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:38,327 [laser humming] 202 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,416 - Come on, man. What's taking so long? 203 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,113 - [grunting in Dri'n] 204 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:43,767 - "Space metal"? - [grunts] 205 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,552 - Think about how dumb that sounds. 206 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:46,988 Now, come on, let's 207 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,598 peel this banana and... 208 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,121 [grunts] Take a bite. 209 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:51,340 I mean, before they all get away 210 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:52,515 in an escape pod, of course. 211 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:53,777 Lana: Cyril! 212 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,213 Cyril: Lana... - You are not... 213 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,693 - I'm serious. - Abandoning ship. 214 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,566 - Do not make me hit you. - Excuse me? 215 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,002 - No, I-- I didn't mean that. 216 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,351 [blow lands] [groans] 217 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:03,613 - Whoa! - Ow! 218 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,006 - [laughs] Serves you right! 219 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,573 - Trying to cut the line like that! 220 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:09,010 - What--No one is abandoning ship! 221 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,664 We're gonna stay hereand fight! 222 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:11,708 - I really don't think we should. 223 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:14,276 - [laughs]Yeah, good luck with that. 224 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,582 - Meaning? 225 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,018 - Meaning those freaksare literally gonna 226 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,150 chew you up and spit you out. - Well-- 227 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,717 - Or not spit you out. 228 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,284 I don't know about pirate dining etiquette, 229 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,286 but definitely the chewing up part. 230 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,767 - Well, nobody asked you, since last I checked, 231 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,290 you're a goddamn mutineer. 232 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:30,814 - Well, the last I checked--and I'm not being facetious-- 233 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,512 nice sweater dress. - What? 234 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,078 - Sweater dress? - What? 235 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:36,254 - So you think maybe you arecrazy? 236 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:39,040 - [laughs]I'm crazy? 237 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:40,041 - I mean... 238 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,433 - She's crazy if she thinks 239 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,261 she can fight off an entire barge 240 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,176 full of murderous Dri'n pirateswithout me. 241 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:48,528 - Uh, first of all-- female voice: Hull breach. 242 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,442 - Oh, no. - Oh, that's no good. 243 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:52,053 - Talk about crazy, huh? 244 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:53,271 [laser hissing] 245 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:57,188 - Whoo! Now, that's what I calla nice gash. 246 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,626 - [laughing, snarling] 247 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:01,976 - No, we're not doingspace phrasing. 248 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:04,544 - [snarls] - Uh, because it's derivative. 249 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:07,721 - And also because I said so. female voice: Hull breach. 250 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:08,983 - I'm the only chanceyou've got. 251 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,419 Malory: He's right, you know. 252 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:11,899 - Yeah, you gotta let him go. 253 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,770 - That, or let us in that damn pod! 254 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,511 - I vote pod. - Cyril! 255 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:17,687 And, I'm sorry, have we all forgotten 256 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,471 he basically sexually assaulted me 257 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,343 with a rolled-up magazine? 258 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,344 - No. - That's evidence. 259 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,475 - You're evidence! 260 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,303 - And there was nothingsexual about it. 261 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:29,481 - I don't know. I thought it was pretty sexy. 262 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,744 [alarm blaring] 263 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,311 On opposite day! Gross, you guys! 264 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,530 - Goddamn. 265 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,750 - Lana, I'm sorryI attacked you. 266 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:38,621 I honestly don't know what got into me. 267 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,276 And when this is over, you can punish me 268 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,538 however you see fit. 269 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,627 - It's howmever. - Shut up! 270 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,238 But this calls for someserious swashbuckling, 271 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:50,807 and no one else canbuckle swashes like me, so-- 272 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,504 female voice: Xenomorphs detected. 273 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,550 - Oh, no! - Your call. 274 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:55,899 female voice: Xenomorphs detected. 275 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,162 - [groans] 276 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,469 [laser hissing] 277 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,513 - [laughs] 278 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,168 [all shouting] 279 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,822 [laughs] 280 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,519 female voice: Xenomorphs detected. 281 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,173 - You're damn right, they are. 282 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,262 Get some! Yeah. 283 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:14,352 Be a hitter, big un. And have fun out there. 284 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,746 Oh, hey, and, uh, if anyone finds Archer, 285 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:19,880 remember, he's all mine. 286 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,751 - Okay, so Mother-- here you go-- 287 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,623 is gonna lure them into the holodeck. 288 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:24,754 - Why? 289 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:26,147 - Well, for one thing, because shut up. 290 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,279 But remember-- here you go-- 291 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,629 if we have to fall back-- 292 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,805 and we can probably go ahead and make that 293 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,503 "when we fall back"-- here, take some of these-- 294 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,157 fall back to the escape pod. 295 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,159 The pod is the Alamo. 296 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,769 - If we're just gonnago back there, 297 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,292 why'd we leavein the first place? 298 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,643 - Because the goalisn't to run away so fast, 299 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:44,905 it makes your vagina flap. 300 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,558 - Plus, all the guns are in here. 301 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:47,777 Krieger: Not all of them. 302 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,387 - You got the sentry guns online? 303 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,389 - Yep, yep, yep. - Okay. 304 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,652 Here we go! 305 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,218 [computer beeping] 306 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,176 [gunfire] 307 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,656 [beeping] 308 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,788 - A and B guns firing. 309 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,181 - Wait, wait, wait.At what? 310 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,139 - What? 311 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,184 [gunfire] 312 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,187 - 80, 60-- - What the shit, Krieger? 313 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,624 Krieger: 40. [beeping] 314 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,148 That's it. 315 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,107 - Then what was the point? 316 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,978 - Mm-mm-mm. Director's cut? 317 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:15,979 - Ugh. - Right? 318 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,198 Barry-6: Wait, what? 319 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,027 Uh, did they even hit anybody? 320 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,202 - [grunts] - [laughs] 321 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,770 So then just totally pointless. 322 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,424 - [snarling] - [laughs] 323 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,427 Unless you lean on them,you big dummy. 324 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,429 - Okay, Mother-- Barry-6: Archer! 325 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,910 - That's your cue. - And just how exactly 326 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,738 am I supposed to lure those creeps 327 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:40,047 to the holodeck without getting myself killed? 328 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,180 [gasps] Oh, right, right, right, right, right. 329 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,747 [shimmering tone] Duh. 330 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,140 ♪ Toodles ♪ 331 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,663 - The rest of you, follow me. 332 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,144 Move, Cyril. I want to hear it flap. 333 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,362 - [sighs] 334 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,669 - Come on, Archer. You can run, but-- 335 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,411 Well, I guess you can hide, obviously. 336 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,369 But stop doing it is what I'm saying. 337 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,415 Malory: ♪ Yoo-hoo - Huh? 338 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,156 Malory: Who's up for some bopping and booping? 339 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,201 - I'll bop your boop, you little-- 340 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,291 - [snarls] - Why would it be a ruse? 341 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,771 Come on, you mother humpers. 342 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,165 [all growling] 343 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,211 Cyril: Jeezy Petes, you really arecrazy! 344 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,387 - We're sitting ducks. There's no cover. 345 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,868 - Jesus Christ, do you nerds really never come down here? 346 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,174 [whirring] 347 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,871 - Oh! - This is incredible! 348 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,394 - I know, right? 349 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,439 Plus, upstairs, there's a bunch 350 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,093 of hologram whores giving out 351 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,617 old-timey 50-cent blow jobs. 352 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,011 - Wait, what makes them old-timey? 353 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,403 - Uh, they're 50 cents? 354 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:35,015 [ragtime piano music playing] 355 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,104 Hoooo, Mikey Mike! 356 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,193 ♪ ♪ 357 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,894 [western music] 358 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,941 Malory: Whoa! 359 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,986 ♪ ♪ 360 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,335 [shimmering tone] 361 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:54,251 - Is now the best timefor that? 362 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,253 - A lot better than it's about to be. 363 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,125 - How many are there? - [drinks shot] 364 00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,213 Scores. 365 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,128 - Like, literally scores or-- 366 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,216 [Cyril whimpering] 367 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,739 - Cyril, get your shittogether. 368 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,741 Now, listen, you gotta let 'emcome into our killing zone. 369 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,048 Don't just start blasting awaythe second you-- 370 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,310 [door squeaks] [all gasp] 371 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:15,882 - Suppressing fire! [gunfire] 372 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:20,234 [shouting and laughing] 373 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,671 Whoo! [laughing] 374 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,891 [shouts] 375 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,285 [all groaning in agony] 376 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,245 - Goddamn, dude. Lana: Seriously. 377 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,247 - You shot all my guys. [Cyril giggles nervously] 378 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,118 - Oh, for--way to go, Cyril. 379 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,076 - What? - "What?" 380 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,729 I'm supposed to be the hero. 381 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,035 - Doing what? - Seriously, Archer? 382 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,167 - Wow. - Well? 383 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,516 [static crackling] - [laughs] 384 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,257 That is pathetic. 385 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,389 - So are sweater vests. [static crackling] 386 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,826 - Huh? - What's a sweater vest? 387 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,088 Barry-6: Hey, asshole, 388 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,959 you really wanna be the hero? 389 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:50,917 - [chuckling] I mean... 390 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,093 - Then let's just you and me play. 391 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,094 female voice: Danger. 392 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,835 The self-destruct system 393 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,140 is now activated. 394 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,186 [all gasp] - Why do we even have that? 395 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,143 - What? How? 396 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,928 - Becausethe password was... 397 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,494 "guest." - Told you. 398 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,975 female voice: Detonation in two minutes. 399 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,107 [all speaking at once] 400 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,151 - What? - Two? No. 401 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,413 I thought I set it for 20. 402 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,415 - Krieger, can you override it? - Um... 403 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,200 female voice: Krieger cannot override it. 404 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,724 - No. - What do we do? What do we do? 405 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,769 - Well, if you hustle, I bet you can just make it 406 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,077 to the... - [screaming] 407 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,950 [doors squeaking] - Escape pod. 408 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,169 - Come on, everybody. Move it! - Let's go! 409 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,736 - All except you, Archer. 410 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,607 [static crackling] They go. 411 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,305 You stay. 412 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,349 - What? No. 413 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:33,655 Sterling, no! 414 00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,178 - Mother, it's okay. You go. 415 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,964 I need to stay here for a while. 416 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:38,878 - Archer-- 417 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:39,879 female voice: Detonation in 418 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,315 90 seconds. 419 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,012 - Go! - [sighs] 420 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,100 Son of a-- [static crackling] 421 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,928 Come on. 422 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,975 - No, no, no, no, no, no! Sterling! 423 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,324 [alarm blaring] 424 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,326 - [laughs]Moms, huh? 425 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,590 - So you're willing to die just to make sure I do? 426 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,113 - Yep. - Why? 427 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,333 - Because, Archer, a long time ago 428 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,989 in a galaxy far, far away, you put your nasty dick 429 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,426 in my fiancée's butthole. 430 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,124 - Wait, wait, wait, that-- that's what this is about? 431 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,866 - Oh, yes. - Uh, what was her name? 432 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,389 Simone? - Framboise! 433 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,088 female voice: Detonation in 60 seconds. 434 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,872 - [laughs] Jesus Christ. 435 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,005 Well, if it's any consolation, Barry, 436 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,094 I can't even remember what she looks li-- 437 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,009 - [shouts] - [grunts] 438 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,054 - Go, go, go, go, go! - But wait! 439 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,230 Couldn't we-- - Malory, we need to move. 440 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,189 We've only got-- female voice: Detonation in 441 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,668 30 seconds. 442 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,280 - That. - No, no, no, wait! 443 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,065 - Wait. Just wait a second. 444 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,414 Wait. - What? 445 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:38,633 [glass shatters] [groans] 446 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,852 - [laughs] Chicken butt. 447 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,246 Chicken butt, Barry! 448 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,684 female voice: Detonation in 15 seconds. 449 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,860 Escape pod launched. 450 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,079 - [laughs] Yes! 451 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,907 They're safe, Barry.[laughs] 452 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,169 female voice: Detonation in ten... 453 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,954 - Are they? female voice: Nine... 454 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,694 - What? female voice: Eight... 455 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,435 - Are they safe? female voice: Seven... 456 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,915 - Yes. female voice: Six... 457 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,090 - So you're the big man, huh? 458 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,962 female voice: Five... - Yes, Barry, I am. 459 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,964 female voice: Four... - I'm huge. 460 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,530 female voice: Three... - Not what Framboise said. 461 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:07,879 female voice: Two... - Oh, really? 462 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:08,968 Because-- female voice: One. 463 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,970 - Shit, I had something for-- 464 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,190 female voice: Ignition. [explosion booming] 465 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:23,069 - [heavy breathing] 466 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,896 [Queen Sarah Saturday's "Robert De Niro"] 467 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:28,335 Rampaaaaaaaage! 468 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,640 - Ugh. 469 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:33,122 - Sterling Malory Archer. 470 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,863 man: Code name Duchess. 471 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,212 - So here's the thing. 472 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,345 I need to access my operations account, 473 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,563 and you're preventing that. 474 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,087 Now, we can do this easy, 475 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,697 or we can do it hard. 476 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:46,179 - The thought of me deadgives you an erection? 477 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,136 - Jesus Christ! 478 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,791 - Your call. 479 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,358 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 480 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,316 all: Drink, drink, drink, drink! 481 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,144 - [grunting] Ow! Ow! 482 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,102 Bawk! Bawk! 483 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,451 - Archer! 484 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,887 - I'm coming! 485 00:16:58,930 --> 00:16:59,714 Phrasing, boom! 486 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,107 [explosions booming] 487 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,804 [screaming] 488 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,936 [crash] [swords clashing] 489 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,329 Okay, let's try that a-- Oh, shit! 490 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,114 [train horn blares] 491 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,898 Survey says-- - [screams] 492 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,117 - Don't try to doanything stupid. 493 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,902 - I don't have to try. 494 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,297 [blows landing] [both shouting] 495 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,603 - [grunting] - I'll show you who's boss. 496 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:22,215 - [grunts] - How do you like that? 497 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,955 [shoes squeak] [tires screech] 498 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,088 - [grunts] Hey, asshole! 499 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,089 - Lana. 500 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,222 ♪ ♪ 501 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,310 Lana. - [gasps] 502 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,050 - [grunts] - [groans] 503 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,138 [glass shatters] - Lana! 504 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,704 [gunfire] - [clears throat] 505 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,054 [grunts] - [groans] 506 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:35,837 Lanaaaaaaaa! 507 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,099 - What? - [laughs] 508 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,318 ♪ Danger zone 509 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,971 - Sterling Archer, 510 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,844 I'd like you to meetyour daughter, 511 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:43,845 Abbiejean. 512 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:46,195 - Why is that whonamed like me? 513 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,370 - Because he's your son, 514 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,633 you colossal idiot. 515 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,113 - Until you can look at your mother 516 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,855 and see her not just as your mother 517 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,117 but as a person... - [belches] 518 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,424 When have I everbeen honest with Sterling? 519 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:58,338 Burt: You can't grow up. 520 00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,208 - [crying] 521 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,515 - Honey, you still got it. 522 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:04,387 ♪ Bow-chicka-bow-bow, a-huh-huh ♪ 523 00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,172 Archer: Pretty much my whole life, 524 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,217 my default setting has been half-ass. 525 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,089 Whoo-who cares? 526 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,395 Imagine as I literally beat you to death 527 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,963 that a giant hand has turned my dial 528 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,314 from half-ass to quadruple-ass. 529 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,229 [gunfire] - [shouting] 530 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,230 [gunfire] 531 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,319 [crashing] 532 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,235 [gunshot] - Oh, booyakasha! 533 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,630 I've been shot, stabbed, set on fire, poisoned, shot, 534 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,806 sexually assaulted, partially chewed, 535 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,330 shot, and declared legally dead 536 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,157 twice on the same day. 537 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,680 - Think you might havea problem. 538 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,421 - Yeah, Lana, it's called cancer. 539 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,249 ♪ ♪ 540 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,555 [gurgling] Lana: Archer? 541 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,079 - Are you-- - The man who cheated death? 542 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,212 [all gasp] 543 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,214 I might be immortal. 544 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:51,042 all: Archer! 545 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,653 - [laughs] 546 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,307 This close. 547 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,352 - ♪ Rebound ♪ 548 00:18:56,483 --> 00:19:02,053 ♪ Rebound 549 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:06,101 [gasps] Goddamn Barry. 550 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,189 [glass shatters] [yells] 551 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,843 Mother? - [gasps] Sterling? 552 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,149 - W-w-wait, what are you-- what are you-- 553 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,280 - I--I... 554 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,195 Gladys: I know you didn't just break 555 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,501 another glass in here, 556 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,503 because if I told you once, I told you-- 557 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,245 [gasps] My Lord Jesus! God! 558 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,247 - Gladys! He's awake! 559 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,293 - He's awake! - Yeah, um, duh. 560 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,295 Wh-why am I in a hospital? 561 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,602 - You were shot by a crazy woman. 562 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,517 - [gasps] Just like Eddie Waitkus! 563 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,258 - Who? - Don't get him started. 564 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,607 - [laughs] Oh, man. 565 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,348 For a second there, I thought maybe the booze 566 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,175 had caught up with me. 567 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,089 Ooh, speaking of... 568 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,397 - With me standing right here? - He's gonna need it. 569 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,400 - Wait, why? Wait, wait, wait, wait. 570 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:47,273 H-how long have I been here? 571 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,318 Mother? - Sterling-- 572 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,624 - Mother, how long have I been here? 573 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,103 - [sighs] 574 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,062 Three years. - What? 575 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,151 No. Three-- 576 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,153 Wait, not--no. No, no, no. 577 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,502 - Y-you want me to call Dr. Gorenstein? 578 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,113 - Oh, please.You think he could be bothered? 579 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,420 At midnight on a Sunday? 580 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,075 Plus, what wouldhis mistress say? 581 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:10,252 - [laughs] So bad. 582 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,299 - Wait, why are you here at midnight on a Sunday? 583 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,736 - Well, I, um-- 584 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:16,998 - She's always here. 585 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:20,393 - Oh, now,not always. 586 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,265 [monitor beeping steadily] 587 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,796 - Let me get you some ice chips. 588 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,321 - For three years? 589 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,324 - I wanted to be herewhen you woke up. 590 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,803 - [sips drink, swallows] 591 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:43,111 [exhales sharply] Okay, so, like, 592 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,286 wh-wh-what about Lana? 593 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,723 - Lana? - Hey, wait, do I have a kid? 594 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:50,727 - There's plenty of timeto talk about all of that. 595 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:54,253 The important thingis that you're back 596 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,254 and we're together. 597 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,560 - Um, uh, okay. 598 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,258 - After all,the real story's 599 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:02,043 always beenabout you and me. 600 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,349 - What are you-- 601 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,525 - Which,when you think about it, 602 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,788 at its heart, 603 00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,529 it's really a love story. 604 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,749 - Please, Mother, don't say that. 605 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,273 - It's true. 606 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,364 - Ugh! 607 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:19,582 [sips drink] 608 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:52,223 - Made in Georgia.