1 00:00:02,390 --> 00:00:03,090 Item six. 2 00:00:04,390 --> 00:00:05,930 Yeah, we're not done with item five! 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,430 Well obviously we are, because I just said "item six." 4 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:12,680 Where the hell're we supposed to eat lunch if you close the break room? 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,940 Wherever you'd like. 6 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:17,580 As long as it's not Le Cirque, Lutèce, Elaine's, 21, The 7 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:19,340 Russian Tea Room, or The Palm. 8 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,570 Like we can afford to eat lunch at any of those. 9 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:22,110 All the better. 10 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:24,720 Saves us all the embarrassment of my snubbing you. 11 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:25,220 Malory -- 12 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,720 And, shut up, it will 13 00:00:26,790 --> 00:00:28,720 save me God knows how much on 14 00:00:28,790 --> 00:00:32,160 exterminators... That break room is disgusting. 15 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:33,920 A pig wouldn't be caught dead in there. 16 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,230 Yeah it would. 17 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:38,060 - Aww, Pigley Two... - And you! 18 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:41,230 Mister "I Can Solve Your Ant Problem!" 19 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:44,200 First of all, it's Doctor "I Can Solve Your Ant Problem"... 20 00:00:51,580 --> 00:00:54,410 And second of all, here's your refund. 21 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,950 I really thought that would work. 22 00:00:56,020 --> 00:01:00,750 What were you going for, ant-strength relative to the size of a human? 23 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:01,390 Shut up. 24 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:05,720 Everyone shut up, because item six! 25 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:09,860 Talk to Pam today, because somehow, and seemingly impossibly soon, it is 26 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:13,030 once again time for... peer reviews. 27 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,470 Yaaayyyy! 28 00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:15,930 Ugh, how can you not hate those? 29 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,770 I dunno, maybe I'm the only one who cares about this being 30 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,740 an efficient and supportive work environment... 31 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:21,640 Maybe you're lame. 32 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:23,770 Maybe you can shut your dick-holster. 33 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,810 So see me after, I've got everyone paired off. 34 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,080 Well, except Ms. Archer. 35 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:29,790 Wait, why don't you have to do it? 36 00:01:29,850 --> 00:01:33,750 Well I would... if I had a peer in this entire building. 37 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:35,620 Item seven. 38 00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:36,090 Oh. 39 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:39,490 You all remember Lucas Troy... 40 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,860 - Shitbag. - What're you talking about, Luke's awesome! 41 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:47,800 He's a kickass agent, a great wingman, he can drink Ireland under the table... 42 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:50,500 back when we were training together we tore it up! 43 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,170 Just like his ISIS contract! 44 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,670 I trained him for a year, and the minute he's worth a damn he 45 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,810 goes to work for ODIN?! 46 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,210 She said, oversimplifyingly! 47 00:01:59,280 --> 00:01:59,910 Wh-?! 48 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:04,420 And so, congratulations to all our new agents, but especially to our 49 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,750 highest-scoring recruit, Lucas Troy! 50 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:10,120 Way to go Luke! 51 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:13,460 I'm going to work for ODIN. 52 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:14,860 He was still awesome. 53 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:15,830 And my best -- 54 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:16,290 Only -- 55 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,300 shut up, my best 56 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,130 friend, Mother, which is why you hated him, because you were 57 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,430 jealous of our relationship. 58 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,170 - So, you two were in a relationship... Wh-? 59 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,470 No, not the Ray kind! 60 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:28,970 Meaning? 61 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,840 Homosexual, Ray. 62 00:02:30,910 --> 00:02:32,840 So, so obviously. 63 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:36,280 What's not obvious, Mother, is why my best friend, the awesome Luke Troy, 64 00:02:36,350 --> 00:02:38,150 is on your stupid agenda! 65 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:43,910 Oh, right, let's see here... Doo doo doo dooo... oh. 66 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:46,020 He's dead. 67 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:47,890 He's... what? 68 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:49,030 Dead! 69 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:52,790 Jesus, clean the secretly gay for Lucas Troy out of your ears. 70 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:31,850 This is crazy, how could Luke be -- 71 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,600 - Gay? - Dead! Lana. 72 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:36,940 And your little, whatever, gay innuendos don't even merit a -- 73 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:38,440 Reach-around? 74 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,440 Owww! Jesus! 75 00:03:40,510 --> 00:03:41,310 Ha ha! 76 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:44,610 It's just like my birthday party all over again. 77 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,480 Remember? 78 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:46,310 Nooo! 79 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:46,850 Yeah. 80 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,250 Because you weren't invited. 81 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,620 Mother, tell me exactly what happened! 82 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:53,720 To lure a black market arms dealer into the open, 83 00:03:53,790 --> 00:03:56,790 Troy was posing as a nuclear scientist who had stolen enough 84 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:58,790 uranium for a dirty bomb. 85 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:01,800 Oh, that is classic Luke the Spook! 86 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:07,240 Hey stupid, here's your fake uranium, click, handcuffs, drops mic on stage. 87 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,800 Yes, that was the plan. 88 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:12,440 But somehow, thanks to what I just assume is ODIN idiocy, 89 00:04:12,510 --> 00:04:14,580 Troy acquired real uranium. 90 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,810 Even classic-er! 91 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,450 The bad guys would obviously bring a Geiger counter! 92 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:21,020 And ten million dollars in bearer bonds. 93 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:25,050 And when the smoke had cleared, four ODIN agents were dead, and 94 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,520 the uranium, the bad guys, and the money had all disappeared. 95 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:29,590 And so had Troy. 96 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,930 Doesn't... prove anything. 97 00:04:30,990 --> 00:04:32,960 Oh for -- Archer, if it walks like a duck, and quacks 98 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:36,130 like a duck, and murders a bunch of its fellow ducks... 99 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,030 Then maybe the duck knew there was a mole! 100 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,470 Ever think of that?! 101 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,840 That maybe there's a fox in the henhouse?! 102 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,840 A wolf in sheep's clothing?! 103 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,840 Or one of the other tricky animals?! 104 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:48,380 Well, we'll never know. 105 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,780 The plane he escaped in crashed, in Vermont. 106 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:53,880 What, no, I bet he faked his own death so he can expose the mole! 107 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:56,450 There is no mole, and faked it how? 108 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,450 Paging Dr. Cooper! 109 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,990 Dr. D.B. Cooper! 110 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:02,990 Lana, he obviously bailed out and -- And then... 111 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:06,460 landed safely, buried his chute, ran ten miles to the 112 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:10,300 crash site and then strapped himself into the still-burning wreckage? 113 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:12,630 That... that could be anybody. 114 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,970 Well, anybody with his dental records. 115 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:15,670 What?! 116 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:20,180 Yes, Sterling, I'm -- actually no, I'm not sorry. 117 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,550 He was a traitor and a thief, and so I'm glad he's dead. 118 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:24,380 If he is! 119 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:27,880 Because you've always been insanely jealous of my friends! 120 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,690 So if you'll excuse me, Mother, I have to go clear 121 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,390 the name of an American hero. 122 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:41,930 Does he seem... almost a little too fond of Troy? 123 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,370 Yeah, and you know he was gay, right? 124 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:45,770 As a tangerine. 125 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:47,770 In jean shorts. 126 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:49,680 But, I thought Troy was already dead. 127 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,710 Because he wants you to think that! 128 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:55,010 But I have a list of all his known aliases, so see if any of 129 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,740 them used a passport! 130 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:58,210 Oh, or a credit card! 131 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,910 Yeah, like at roughtrade dot net. 132 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:02,750 Lana, I will hire Kenny Loggins to come here and 133 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:05,920 play an acoustic set while I slap some sense into you. 134 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:06,560 Pff. 135 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:07,460 Ray, back me up here. 136 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:09,920 Luke Troy, yes or no, gayest dude ever. 137 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:11,690 Uh... 138 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,930 Dude, what, it was just the tip! 139 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,540 Meathead fratboy asshole jock maybe, but no, definitely not gay. 140 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,640 What?! 141 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:23,940 Boom! 142 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:25,040 Sorry. 143 00:06:25,110 --> 00:06:26,110 What. 144 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:26,940 What?! 145 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:27,910 I knew it! 146 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:28,980 Where is he?! 147 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,250 And why don't we leave the terrace door open, Woodhouse?! 148 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,950 Exactly, because he's a frickin lemur! 149 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,620 Ray, call me when you find a lead! 150 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:40,720 I'll be somewhere in or on top of my building, shooting tranquilizer darts at 151 00:06:40,790 --> 00:06:42,460 the world's shittiest pet. 152 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,060 Told him when he bought it. 153 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:46,760 And I'm telling you these reviews are mandatory, and 154 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:48,950 - since I outrank you... - Hang on, lemme check this 155 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:53,970 imaginary list of all the people I report to... Doo doo doo doo dooooo... 156 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:54,600 Okay. 157 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:55,300 What the hell is this? 158 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:58,270 This, mustache on a penis, is Rodney. 159 00:06:58,340 --> 00:07:02,410 And since there's only one name on this list, you must be Ms. Archer. 160 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,680 Cleverly disguised as a large man. 161 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:05,610 Meh-heh! 162 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,280 He's the new, whatever, gun librarian. 163 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:09,980 Armory supervisor. 164 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,550 Hooray, what's with the cage? 165 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:15,420 Oh, some wacky new thing the kids are doing, called inventory control? 166 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:19,990 Ms. Archer's pissed cause a buncha guns and stuff keep going missing... 167 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,330 Oh, and lemme know if you want a good deal on a 168 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,770 gallon of irradiated ants. 169 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:25,600 Well, whatever. 170 00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:28,000 I need some range time, so just scuttle back into the tiny 171 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:30,440 little domain over which you have power, and get me a 172 00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:32,540 thousand rounds of nine mil, wadcutter. 173 00:07:32,610 --> 00:07:33,440 Absolutely. 174 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:36,480 Just fill out these requisition forms, in triplicate. 175 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:36,980 Wh-? 176 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:38,480 For a few lousy bullets?! 177 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:42,020 Well one, they're excellent bullets-- Are you gonna stand there, 178 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,890 in what I just assume are two-inch lifts, and tell me 179 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:48,660 Archer filled out your stupid forms just to get a tranquilizer gun? 180 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:49,760 No I am not. 181 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:50,190 Well?! 182 00:07:50,260 --> 00:07:54,300 He filled them out to get, doo doo dooooo, two H&K MP-five, 183 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,030 two thousand rounds ammunition for same, twenty mark-two 184 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,470 fragmentation grenade... 185 00:07:58,530 --> 00:07:59,030 Wait a minute... 186 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:01,300 Yeah, that lemur is hosed. 187 00:08:01,370 --> 00:08:04,040 Fourteen days survival ration, two night vision goggle, 188 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:08,640 two each arctic camouflage parka and pant, and, doo doo doo doooo, 189 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:10,040 two pairs snowshoe. 190 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:11,250 Son of a bitch! 191 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:15,250 That phone call was -- Loooooooooooooooke! 192 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,320 Dude, I knew you faked your death because a mole framed you 193 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:20,090 for stealing that uranium! 194 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,190 Dude, that is such a relief, I was worried they turned you against me. 195 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:24,130 Are you kidding? 196 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:28,060 Dude, bros before... apparent threats to national security. 197 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:29,930 Archer, you sure you're up for this? 198 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,690 Because this thing... it runs deep. 199 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,890 Dude, I love deep Said your mom! 200 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,060 Haa! 201 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,060 Classic you! 202 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,690 Allright, GPS says I'll be there in four hours. 203 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,690 Don't worry, Luke... I'm coming for you. 204 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:42,830 What was that? 205 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,180 Phrasing. 206 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,360 Nice! 207 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:47,370 Queer! 208 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,800 Wait a -- oh my God, holy shit! 209 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:51,370 No, Vermont has liquor stores. 210 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,690 Right? 211 00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:55,980 Yeah they have to, it sucks there. 212 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:00,800 Cyril, not now. 213 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:03,040 What's the signal strength on Archer's cellphone? 214 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,640 The doohickey says he's about thirty minutes away. 215 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:08,380 And my point was, we could've easily done it by now. 216 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,780 And my point, is that pursuing a dangerous rogue 217 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:14,850 agent, isn't the optimal time to do peer reviews! 218 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,720 Coulda done it ten times by now. 219 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:18,850 God damn it fine frickin review me! 220 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,280 Section one, Team Dynamics. 221 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:23,160 Question one, "Does employee cooperate with..." 222 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:28,900 Oh. These are all "Strongly Disagree." 223 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:32,130 You -- Pussy! 224 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,700 Shut up, it went down wrong. 225 00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:36,140 Said your... oh. 226 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,800 Yeah, doesn't work there. 227 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,370 Mmmmokay, say "Thanks for coming." 228 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:40,960 Nooope! 229 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:44,250 No, seriously, if anybody finds out I helped you I'll be disavowed. 230 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:44,880 I know. 231 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,080 Dude, I know. 232 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:46,750 Thank you. 233 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:47,550 For...? 234 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:47,950 Nope. 235 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:48,880 God, what a dick. 236 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:49,880 Said your mom! 237 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:50,450 Boom! 238 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,090 Dammit! 239 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:51,790 So easy... 240 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:52,890 Okay, I got an El Camino 241 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:54,090 full of rampage here, 242 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,820 so what's the plan? 243 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:58,890 Right, yes, okay, so, I know it doesn't look like much now... 244 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,860 But it has tons of potential. 245 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:06,070 As a... base of operations while we track down the mole who framed 246 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:09,900 you for murdering your colleagues and selling uranium on the black market? 247 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:11,040 No, asshole. 248 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,840 As a bed-and-breakfast. 249 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:14,710 - Uhh... - Twin Oaks. 250 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,610 You like that? 251 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,610 For the name? 252 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,080 Twin Oaks? 253 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,250 Seriously? 254 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,250 Yeah, according to the doohickey it says Archer's in that direction -- 255 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,590 Are you reading it wrong? 256 00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:26,980 Within two hundred meters. 257 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:28,260 I bet you're reading it wrong. 258 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,920 Section two, Interpersonal. 259 00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:33,460 "Does employee frequently criticize oth --" 260 00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:35,800 Strongly agree. 261 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:36,930 Somewhat disagree? 262 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:37,930 Somewhat shut up. 263 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,130 Come on, we're going on foot, through the woods. 264 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,070 I've got a bad feeling about this. 265 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,940 I know, but imagine it all fixed up! 266 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:47,910 No, yeah, I mean obviously it's -- It's gonna be amazing, 267 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,580 dude, look at these floors! 268 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,480 That's heart of pine! 269 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,780 Yeah, so look -- Look at this mantelpiece! 270 00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:54,750 Mahogany! 271 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,950 There's another seven! 272 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:59,050 Eight fireplaces, dude, how nuts is that?! 273 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,920 - Pretty nuts... - Said your mom! 274 00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:06,230 Yeahhh... so, um, about un-framing you for treason and murder... 275 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:09,960 Yeah, I dunno, man, it kinda seems like what's the point, you know? 276 00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:11,770 I don't, actually. 277 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:13,930 C'mon, there's too much evidence! 278 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,200 - I mean it's all fake, obviously, but... - Exactly! 279 00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,270 Dude, there's a mole in your agency! 280 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:19,240 We gotta catch him! 281 00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:20,470 But then what? 282 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:24,410 Then there's another mole, or a double agent, on and on, it's 283 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,180 all just secrets and lies, man! 284 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,320 Yeah, it's espionage. 285 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:31,450 I can't go back to that world, man, I'm too tired. 286 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:35,360 Hopefully that's just neurological damage from scraping lead paint... 287 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:35,990 No, it's -- 288 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:36,980 Because turning 289 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:37,990 the Munsters' house into a B&B 290 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:41,230 is an insane response to your situation! 291 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:44,700 It'd be cheaper to build a brand new house out of actual money! 292 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,130 Yeah, I know it'll cost a fortune to fix her up, 293 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,640 but money's not a problem. 294 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:51,840 Why, wait, why is money not a problem? 295 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:56,140 And my situation, is anyone who could hurt me thinks I'm already dead. 296 00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:58,980 I -- wait, and who was in the plane? 297 00:11:59,050 --> 00:11:59,350 Hm? 298 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:05,020 I said who was in the goddamn-- No no no no, what the hell?! 299 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:06,490 How could you not see that?! 300 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:09,560 Because I only have two eyes, and they were busy looking for hunters! 301 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:12,030 Why, is it pumpkin season?! 302 00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:13,560 Is that a thing?! 303 00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:15,110 Archer, were you followed here? 304 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,960 Wow, okay, a little insulting. 305 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:21,030 I think I know how to spot a tail, so -- Is your... phone on?! 306 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,070 Wh-? No! 307 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:28,040 Jesus, what kind of... wallpaper are you thinking about? 308 00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:32,010 Because how about a textile? 309 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,010 Lana, listen. 310 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,350 No, you listen! 311 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,650 We're -- 312 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,090 Ha ha haa! Leave it! 313 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:42,760 The voice mailbox of... 314 00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:43,560 Is full. 315 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,260 Goodbye. 316 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:50,100 Why is Lana Kane -- and is that the geeky little accountant dude?! 317 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,030 -- attempting to breach my perimeter?! 318 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:55,770 I honestly don't know, but why are -- you doing that? 319 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,000 Because they are a threat . No they're not! 320 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,070 To our future together. 321 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:01,070 Especially not Cyril! 322 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,880 He's -- wait, I'm sorry, whose future together? 323 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,080 Yours and mine, dumbass. 324 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,450 You lost me. 325 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,080 No, Archer, I thought I had-- No, yeah, you did. 326 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,690 but then you came back to me. 327 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,450 Don't take this the wrong way? 328 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:17,090 But I'm getting an extremely gay vibe. 329 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:17,520 Wh-? 330 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:19,590 Jesus, dude, I'm not gay! 331 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,090 I -- For other men! 332 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,100 Lost me again. 333 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,260 I can't really explain it? 334 00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:26,030 I mean, you know me, I've banged more hot chicks than I've 335 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:30,370 had hot dinners, but... There's just something about you. 336 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,040 That... makes you gay for me? 337 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,750 Well, I don't really like that word? 338 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,710 Well sorry, I didn't invent English. 339 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:38,910 It's more like... a singular samesex attraction. 340 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:44,120 - Can I, um, my head's kinda spinning... - I know, this is a lot to process. 341 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,990 No, literally. 342 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,420 Well, figuratively. 343 00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:51,390 - If it was literally... - The wine...you drugged the wine? 344 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:54,730 Yeah, sorry, I thought you might freak out when I told you all this. 345 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,670 - Pfff, sunnersannable, I'd do me... - And also when I told you I 346 00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:03,570 actually did steal the uranium and murder my fellow agents. 347 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,440 - You dick... - To fund our life together, dude! 348 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:09,940 Which will start right after I go murder your fellow agents. 349 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:12,070 Way way way way, hang on. 350 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:15,580 You had same wine, how you not get drug? 351 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,330 Coated the inside of the glass. 352 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,720 Heh! 353 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,320 Classic you! 354 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,390 Well this is a frickin disaster! 355 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,220 I know. 356 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:32,230 When Ron said we were going on a cruise, I almost vomited blood. 357 00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:35,020 No. Nobody's doing their peer reviews! 358 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,920 Pam, the word "disaster" 359 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:39,190 implies it's something that actually matters. 360 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,490 It matters to me! 361 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,360 Well, but you don't. 362 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,990 Well then maybe instead of doing my job I'll go hang out 363 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:48,000 in Vermont with Luke Troy and all the other assholes! 364 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:49,600 What?! 365 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:50,730 Oops. 366 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,870 Trace Sterling's phone, and scramble every available field agent! 367 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:56,640 I want them all converging on his location! 368 00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:59,370 - They... kinda already are... - There's only like 369 00:14:59,440 --> 00:14:59,870 two of 'em. 370 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,910 So why are these damn peer reviews so hard?! 371 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:09,080 Only like ten people work in this whole goddamn chickenshit outfit! 372 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:09,750 Sorry. 373 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:10,740 Don't be. 374 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:12,850 It is a chickenshit outfit. 375 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,290 Look, for your information? 376 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:18,230 Blaze orange is the safest color to wear to avoid being accidentally shot at. 377 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:22,200 What about intentionally shot at?! 378 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:26,930 - Oh man, this is almost too easy... - Oh for -- seriously?! 379 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,770 Yeah, gotta give 'em a head start. 380 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:35,310 One Sterling Archer, two Sterling Archer... Ooh, Sterling Archer-Troy. 381 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,110 We can take each other's names. 382 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:39,710 I'd be -- Luuuuke! 383 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:42,250 C'mon, you're not thinking straight! 384 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:47,890 A, you wildly underestimated my liver's ability to metabolize toxins! 385 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:52,290 And B, why would you possibly have these? 386 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,260 Because I'm not the idiot who took his idiot clothes off! 387 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,730 Just your jacket, c'mon, I'm freezing! 388 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,800 No! 389 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:03,800 I am gonna give you the worst peer review in the history of... them! 390 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,110 Hey, Lana! 391 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:07,940 Where's Archer?! 392 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:08,810 Did you kill him?! 393 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:09,910 He's fine. 394 00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:11,150 Unlike your aim. 395 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,150 Guess you never learned how to shoot, huh? 396 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:13,810 What?! 397 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,680 First of all! 398 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:15,420 Shitass! 399 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,750 Or take criticism. 400 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:17,820 Strongly agree. 401 00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:19,350 And from where? 402 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,790 Under. 403 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:21,120 Wear. 404 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,820 What was it we used to call you? 405 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:23,820 Truckasaurus? 406 00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:24,690 Cyril? 407 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,030 No, it was... oh yeah, Spray-and-Pray! 408 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:30,530 Dammit! 409 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,200 We also called you Shirley Temper. 410 00:16:32,230 --> 00:16:33,470 Uh, Cyril? 411 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,140 Which, ya know, lame. 412 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,900 But accurate. 413 00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:39,840 Again, unlike your aim. 414 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:42,010 Which is why I always thought it was weird that you only ever 415 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,840 carried two magazines. 416 00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:46,850 Section three, Organization Skills! 417 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,250 Cyril! 418 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,080 "Employee is often unprepared for important meetings!" 419 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,850 Strongly agree! 420 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,850 You left your gun in a pile of clothes! 421 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,360 Because I had nowhere to put it! 422 00:16:55,420 --> 00:17:00,030 And yet you found room for a twentypage wad of Pam's stupid peer review! 423 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,730 It's important to her! 424 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:07,840 Okay, so... Don't really know what to make of that. 425 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:11,310 Unless... Wait, no, get it out of your head. 426 00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:14,680 Predator only hunts in tropical jungles. 427 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:15,910 I assume. 428 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,850 And desperately hope. 429 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,880 Dammit! 430 00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:24,720 Well?! 431 00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:26,190 Have you found Sterling?! 432 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,900 Well his phone's in this house. 433 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,390 It's about twenty miles north of Bennington, so I assume it's a B&B. 434 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,890 Well, you would know. 435 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,430 And if you want to keep those teeth, missy, you won't suck them at me! 436 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,400 - You know... - Shut up, have you tried calling him?! 437 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,370 Ha ha haa! Leave it! 438 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:43,900 Yes. 439 00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:46,370 - The voice mailbox of... - You could've just said 440 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,540 so, you little -- Alright! 441 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,510 I swear to God, you people? 442 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,300 Just say the word on the nerve gas. 443 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:57,850 Feel like I owe you a freebie after the whole ant-Krieger thing. 444 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,920 I can't, go anymore, can't do it. 445 00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,920 Section Four, Running. 446 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:05,330 Employee sucks ass at it. 447 00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:06,690 Strongly agree. 448 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,900 Lana?! 449 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:08,930 Little geek dude?! 450 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:14,370 My only regret, is I won't, get to turn this in, because it is scathing. 451 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,940 That can't possibly, be your only regret. 452 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,770 Well there's dating you. 453 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,040 Actually no, that was... far and away the best thing that ever happened to me. 454 00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:26,510 So as much as I'd like to, I don't think now's an optimal time for that. 455 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,620 Aww, really? 456 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,090 - I mean, if you think we have time... - Cyril! 457 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:31,650 Ahh! 458 00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:32,950 Yeah we don't have time! 459 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,960 Not for this, dickbrain. 460 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:35,660 For that. 461 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:39,560 What, what is... oh. Ohh, okay! 462 00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:40,550 But do get naked. 463 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,430 Panties too. 464 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,960 Yeah, they're called briefs? 465 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,830 Yeah, you're a grown man? 466 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,970 Yeah, that's our Lana. 467 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:52,110 Let's see, so judging from the shell ejection she was firing at... 468 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:55,140 What I really hope was not an ent. 469 00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:58,850 Because that is like the last thing we need. 470 00:18:58,910 --> 00:18:59,980 An entmoot. 471 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:03,420 Oh my God what if I'm gay for Tolkien? 472 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,120 Dude. 473 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:06,790 Seriously, not that it's gonna matter in thirty seconds... 474 00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:08,120 But what is your problem? 475 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,590 - Well, besides Lana ditching me... - For what, an entmoot? 476 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,760 Ya know, cause she's got those big-ass tree-hands? 477 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:16,100 I'd have to go with hypothermia. 478 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,430 - Well, I know a cure for that... - Oh my God, not in my face! 479 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,640 Said your mom, BOOM! 480 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,140 Sorry, that's terrible to hear that right before you... 481 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,940 What in the... hell... is...? 482 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,510 Well, you know what they say. 483 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,010 Big hands... Big dick. 484 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,010 Noooooooooo! 485 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,620 - Ew. - Gross. 486 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,280 Luke?! 487 00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:36,850 Archer?! 488 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,320 Shut up, Luke?! 489 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:39,320 Archer? 490 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:40,820 Oh dude, is it bad? 491 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,760 There's a... kind of a lot of blood down there. 492 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:45,030 Said your mom. 493 00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,160 Oh my God, I'm sorry. 494 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:47,030 Seriously. 495 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,560 No, for everything. 496 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:53,170 The uranium, killing my fellow agents, that hobo I set on fire 497 00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:56,700 after I paid him to get his teeth drilled to match my dental records? 498 00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:58,170 Jesus, the dentist? 499 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,540 God damn, dude. 500 00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:01,410 I know. 501 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,880 But I only did it because I wanted us to be together, forever. 502 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:05,350 Called it. 503 00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:07,350 I've loved you since the day we met. 504 00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:12,650 So mostly I'm sorry for... remember that training mission in the D.R.? 505 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,390 Uh... yeah, tap-and-trace on the Cuban embassy. 506 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,530 Then we got shit-housed on mamajuana. 507 00:20:18,590 --> 00:20:21,730 And then you passed out in your room. 508 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,030 Um... yeah... 509 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,730 Well, after you 510 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,070 passed out, I -- 511 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:27,870 Luke? 512 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:29,070 If you really do love me? 513 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,070 You know I do. 514 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,340 Then please don't finish that sentence. 515 00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:32,940 Dude. 516 00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:34,130 It's my deathbed confession. 517 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:35,220 C'mon, I'm dying. 518 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:38,650 Well I'm not, so please, don't -- After you passed out. 519 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,550 I snuck into your room with a big bottle of suntan oil, put 520 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:48,260 - on some Al Green, and... - Noooooooooooooooooooooo! 521 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,040 Can we have the radio?