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Schenectady?!
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You're in Schenectady?!
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After all your naggy lectures about how
I need to stop micro-managing ISIS?!
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You do!
And this is... macro-managing!
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C'mon, some things I gotta do myself!
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Mr. Archer's on line two.
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- I'm on the phone!
- Yeah, duh, line two.
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Wh-?
- Mother?!
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- Sterling...
- Don't talk, just listen!
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My cover's blown and I
need an extraction!
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Oh my... wait,
extraction from where?
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Montreal, long story, but my money
and passport were confiscated, so...
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So where in Montreal exactly?
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Uh... Like, the
GPS coordinates, or...
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Bienvenue
au Casino de Montreal.
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Confiscated by whom?
A croupier?
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- No!
- Or a herd of Quebecker whores?!
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- I wouldn't say herd...
- Well, after you get some
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free penicillin, compliments of the
Socialist Republic of Canada...
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Wait, really?
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...you can extract
yourself, mister!
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- Mother I don't have a passpor...
- ... I mean don't
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get me wrong, I respect that,
but comparing ISIS to six
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Cadillac dealerships is like comparing
apples to... six Cadillac...
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- Ron!
- What?!
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Sterling is stranded at
the Montreal Casino with his
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pockets turned out and... and
this is just speculation...
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some new drug-resistant form of V.D.
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- Reeally...
- And you're in Schenectady. Again!
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I'll be home tonight!
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Oh, I know!
Because what's tonight?!
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Uh, Tuesday? Night?
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Box seats! For the
opening of "Carmen" at the Met!
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Babe, c'mon, I
promise, I'll be there!
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Well if you're not, you can
just not bother coming home at all!
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I... Trouble
on the old hooomfront?
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Oh for the... eavesdrop much?!
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Scream into a speakerphone much?
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- Pam...?
- What?!
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You want us to wear earplugs every
time you're on the damn pho...
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Ooh, or helmets!
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It is just idiots,
all the way down.
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And his money, I get it, that's all
craps and whores, but his passport?
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How the hell did he lose his passport?
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Bekuz, shuddup, bekuz I dunneebit...
Bekuz I dunnever go homerika,
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bekuz, shuddup, bekuz je...
hic! Je tam!
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- Tabernac...
- It's my third biggest fear.
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He brings home a whore and
says "We're married!"
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Oh, and the whore has bangs.
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Ugh, thank God I don't have to worry
about anything like that with Ron.
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"Hi, I'm Ron Cadillac, aka Mr. Boring."
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- Jesus God, what am I doing with...
- Ron Cadillac!
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They don't make the rules!
You do!
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Well obviously they do make the
rules, that's why it's come to this.
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Which is why Ron Cadillac is opting out!
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And also why Ron Cadillac is gonna
swing by Montreal on his way home.
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Because Ron Cadillac is frickin epic.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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What.
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Yes, I'll accept the charges. What.
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Carol, hey, shut up, I need you
to go down to Western Union and wire me
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a thousand dollars.
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Wow.
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- Yeah.
- No.
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- Yes!
- No!
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Oh for... then
just lemme talk to Pam!
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Absolutely not.
Huh?
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Because pick any one of an
infinite number of reasons!
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- Yeah, okay, hang on...
- Mmmmyeah, no, I would,
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but I can't really leave the lab at the moment...
But I can transfer you...
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No, I seriously
thought you were joking.
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- Yeah, hang on...
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Okay. Okay!
Lemme talk to Lana!
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Tabernac! You
know there is a line?!
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There's gonna
be a line at your wake!
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So shut your poutine
hole, and lemme...
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- Lana?! Lana listen, I...
- Noop.
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- ... need you to...
- Noop.
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- Stop saying noop!
- Noop, Archer. Noop.
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And it's gonna sound like I'm
hanging up but...
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Why do you
casser le telephone?!
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Because I'm out
of people to call!
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Even Woodhouse wouldn't help me...
What do you mean, no?!
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I basically own you!
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And I basically own him.
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Jesus, this is actually
almost depressing.
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Need a ride, champ?
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Although not as depressing as
Ron what the hell are you doing here?!
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Giving you a ride home.
C'mon, hop in!
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Did Mother send you?
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Uh, not exactly, I uh, just thought
it'd give us a chance to uh, bond.
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Yeah, don't take this the wrong way,
Ron, but I'd rather bond with a C.H.U.D.
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Il est la!
Il est la!
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But C.H.U.D.'s live
in New York so let's go!
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What the hell is a chud?!
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They were people, but then
they got splashed with toxic waste.
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- Aw, that's a load of crap...
- It's a movie!
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But those baby alligators people
flush down there, now that's...
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Ron! C'mon, seriously,
at some point I'm gonna have to
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- take a shit, so...
- So why didn't you go before we left?
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Not now!
In the future!
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And I won't be able to if I'm
thinking about giant alligators
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rampaging up into my toilet!
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- Talk about tearing you a new one...
- For the love of Christ,
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man! Stop!
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I meant, stop talking, about
assripping sewer-gators.
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- Yeah, I know.
- So?!
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He asked, incredulously!
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You said you didn't have a passport.
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So?! He asked,
equally incredulously!
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So that. Oh.
So...?
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And that's not sarcastic incredulity,
I honestly wanna hear your
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thoughts on getting me across.
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Why not?!
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Because what if
they check the trunk?!
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- Why would they?
- Because that's exactly their job!
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Yeah, on the Mexican border!
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Who the hell's gonna
sneak in from Canada?!
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Arctic wolves?
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And even if you had a passport,
what if they checked you for a gun?
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- I...
- You do have a gun, don't you?
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- Yeah, I...
- Yeah, I, so uh, maybe keep it handy.
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What? Wait, why would I...
Ron?
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Ron. Ron.
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Roooooooooooooooooooon!
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- What?!
- Oh.
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Never mind, I got it.
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Ron! Let me outta
the goddamn trunk!
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We passed the border an hour ago!
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Actually more like three hours.
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I... well
apparently I took a nap!
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Probably all this carbon dioxide.
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- It's actually monoxide...
- Whichever!
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Of carbon's many oxides!
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Just lemme out! I gotta bitch of a
headache and a bladder full of bourbon!
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Just hang on! They always hit
me between Schenectady and Albany.
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Who hits you?! Uh...
Those guys.
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- What the shit! Ron!
- Yeah, so listen!
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Remember when I said maybe
keep your gun handy?!
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Yeah, vaguely!
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- Well the thing is...
- What's the thing, Ron?!
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Oh. Never mind!
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Goddammit Ron, keep it straight!
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Ha ha! Wooooooo!
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- Did you whoa whoa whoa Ron, compensate!
- I am compensating!
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No no no no no,
look out, you're...
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Overcompensating.
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Is what I was gonna say. Right before
I was thrown clear of the vehicle,
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almost exactly one
hundred linear feet.
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Gimme a break, huh,
that wasn't my fault!
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Yeah no, I mean obviously this
was all due to the butterfly effect.
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- The what... - Butterfly effect,
ya know, a butterfly in Africa
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lands on a giraffe's nose, the
giraffe sneezes, that spooks
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a gazelle, the gazelle bonks
into a rhinoceros, and the
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rhinoceros blindly stampedes
into a phone booth,
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calls New York somehow and says "Hey go
kill this idiot Ron for a suitcase!"
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Because the rhinoceros speaks English!
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What's in the suitcase, Ron?
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Why is that in the suitcase, Ron?!
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- What, I should use a plastic bag?
- Or this new thing called the bank?!
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Well, it's not exactly...
Clean, money.
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No, shit.
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No, I'm serious... Name one, just
one single favor, that Archer ever did
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for any of you.
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Oh! Oh
my God, chlamydia.
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Which put me over my deductible,
so the rest of that year all my
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doctor visits were totally free, score!
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- Wow.
- Right?
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How much did you
go to the damn doctor?
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I dunno, like, a lot...
I kept getting chlamydia.
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- Oww!
- Get! Off! Chlamydiot!
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Oh, I get it...
because of the chlamydia.
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Oh, and I'm an idiot.
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Because of course
you keep getting robbed!
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Why're you driving around with a
suitcase full of dirty money?
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- It's kind of a long story...
- Well we've got all day!
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Nobody's gonna pick us up, we look like...
The Ballad of the Flim-Flam Man.
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- The what?
- Guy Owen?
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Jesus, Ron, read a book.
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Maybe between biannual
suitcase robberies.
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I don't know who
keeps tipping 'em off.
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And anyway, you mean semiannual.
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They're the same thing!
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- No, biannual means every two years...
- That's biennial!
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Bi-, or semi-annual,
means every six months!
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Oh. Then
yeah, biannually.
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Or semi.
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- Speaking of...
- Manhattan, yes, thank you,
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and you're sure you can
get us there by seven?
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Oh yeah. Just
hop in the back there.
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What like, the back back?
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Yeah, sorry, you'all
can't ride in the cab.
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Insurance bullshit, compliments of
them democratic queers in congress.
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Or whomever.
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Okay, things are looking up!
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No no, hey, c'mon, don't do that!
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You're gonna get him in trouble!
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Ron, nobody's
gonna miss one beer.
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Or the eleven more I'm gonna drink.
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C'mon, he's an independent trucker...
A small business owner,
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out here busting his hump to
provide for his family...
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I'm tellin ya, guys like him
are the lifeblood of America.
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Not to mention he's driving us
non-stop straight to Manhattan.
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Exactly, which should
take about three hours.
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Which equals twelve beers.
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Ugh, okay, here's
your fur coat, from the world's
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farthest-away cold storage.
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Wh-? Did they tell you
to put it in a headlock?!
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- No.
- Well?!
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I don't know!
They were like, Persian!
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You lost me.
Cadillac's not my real last name.
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I... well yeah, I figured
the odds on that were pretty huge.
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I changed it.
From Kazinsky.
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And before I sold cars... I stole 'em.
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You what?!
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I mean, this was years and years ago...
Me, Tony, Donny, Joey
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and Fat Mike.
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That was my crew. And kiddo,
we'd boost anything on wheels.
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Or one time, ya know, not even on wheels.
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That was forty-five, though,
that didn't hurt the war effort.
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Anyhoo... One day it dawns on
me, we're doin' all this work,
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but the guys makin' the real money own
the chop shops... So we revised our
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business model.
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For a few years, lemme tell ya
kid, we were going gangbusters.
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Until one day, I'm out gettin meatball
subs for the crew, and... boom.
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- The cops got all of 'em.
- Aw, Fat Mike too?
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All of 'em. And they all got
twenty years, because not one of 'em,
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not one of 'em gave me up.
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Anyway, I used our stash to buy
a legit used car lot, and then
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- my first dealership, and eventually...
- Six, yeah, got it.
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- So the money is...
- The least I can do.
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It's like back pay, for
all the years they lost.
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Plus most of it's from charging poor
saps for that frickin' undercoating.
234
00:12:16,859 --> 00:12:19,461
Never. Get the
undercoating.
235
00:12:19,529 --> 00:12:22,698
But I still don't know who keeps
hiring goons to stick me up.
236
00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:25,067
Yes, you do.
What're you talking about?
237
00:12:25,134 --> 00:12:28,637
Ron, who hasn't been complaining
about not getting his money?
238
00:12:28,705 --> 00:12:32,007
Son of a... Fat Mike!
239
00:12:32,075 --> 00:12:34,009
Wait'll the crew hears this!
240
00:12:34,077 --> 00:12:36,545
He'll be eatin his meatball
subs through a straw.
241
00:12:36,613 --> 00:12:39,181
Wow, and here Mother
thinks you are hands down the
242
00:12:39,249 --> 00:12:42,784
most boringest man on this
entire planet of Earth.
243
00:12:42,852 --> 00:12:44,720
Wh-? She said that?!
244
00:12:44,787 --> 00:12:49,558
- I mean... - He is hands down
the most boringest man on this
245
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:52,695
entire planet of Earth.
246
00:12:52,762 --> 00:12:55,531
- Not in those exact words, but...
- She thinks I'm boring?!
247
00:12:55,599 --> 00:12:59,167
Well not after you tell her
you stole a Sherman tank, Master P!
248
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,770
No no no, you can
never tell her about that!
249
00:13:01,838 --> 00:13:03,839
I'm serious, about any of it!
250
00:13:03,906 --> 00:13:06,007
- I...
- None of it! Do you hear me?!
251
00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:07,843
- Okay!
- That's all behind me!
252
00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,512
I'm... almost completely legit now!
253
00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:12,648
You gotta promise me you're
not going to tell her!
254
00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:14,488
Okay! I promise!
255
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:17,376
Not that I'll ever get the chance...
256
00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:23,389
Hey guys, if that's, ya know...
how you selfidentify.
257
00:13:28,194 --> 00:13:31,356
Wow. Okay, so...
258
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:36,848
Apparently we have stumbled
into what I'm just gonna assume is...
259
00:13:37,158 --> 00:13:40,908
some kind of unspeakably
rapey snuff film...
260
00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:44,426
yep, look at that, there's
even a craft services table...
261
00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:46,956
- But my uh...
- Stepdad.
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00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:50,571
Mother's husband, has to
be back in time for the opera,
263
00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:54,060
I know, rich people problems,
so even though all you guys
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00:13:54,128 --> 00:13:57,697
have bats and pipes and...
wow, Shorty over there's got a
265
00:13:57,765 --> 00:14:03,803
club with lumps on it, kickin it Bedrock
style... does anybody have a gun.
266
00:14:03,871 --> 00:14:05,515
Anybody? Gun?
267
00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:09,293
Probably looks a little
something like this? No?
268
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,444
Okay, so I guess just me then.
269
00:14:12,512 --> 00:14:15,458
Now, for various reasons
which frankly don't concern you,
270
00:14:15,497 --> 00:14:16,741
we can't call the police,
271
00:14:16,784 --> 00:14:18,642
so we're just gonna go, but...
272
00:14:18,762 --> 00:14:21,123
What?!
No no no no no, screw that!
273
00:14:21,243 --> 00:14:23,330
- Shoot these degenerate pricks!
- Ron?
274
00:14:23,456 --> 00:14:25,990
Starting with C.W. McCall-girl
over there!
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00:14:26,058 --> 00:14:28,059
- Ron.
- Well at leastkneecap the sonsabitches!
276
00:14:28,126 --> 00:14:29,527
- Ron!
- What?!
277
00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:32,530
What, you outta bullets?!
278
00:14:32,598 --> 00:14:33,998
Well, how the hell was
I supposed to know?!
279
00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:36,968
You saw me shoot the mob guys!
280
00:14:37,035 --> 00:14:40,037
- So?!
- So it holds a finite number of bullets!
281
00:14:40,105 --> 00:14:42,055
It's not a frickin phaser!
282
00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:45,078
A what?
283
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:49,180
Oh my God! It's just like
Carol said the old gypsy woman said!
284
00:14:49,248 --> 00:14:51,215
Yeah, she said
it would be like some freaky
285
00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:55,052
parallel universe, where John
Waters directed "The Road Warrior"!
286
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,221
Uh-huh. Then
what, they kill me?
287
00:14:57,289 --> 00:15:00,169
No, shut up,
that's the awesome part!
288
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:04,346
There it is! Look, Ron!
The train!
289
00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:06,498
I gotta start going to that gypsy.
290
00:15:06,565 --> 00:15:11,903
- We'll never... we can't make it...
- Yes we can!
291
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:15,707
If... dammit, if only there
was a way to slow them down!
292
00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:16,608
Make it rain?
293
00:15:16,675 --> 00:15:17,515
What am I, an Indian?
294
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:18,976
Pacman Jones!
295
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,078
Oh.
296
00:15:21,146 --> 00:15:22,346
Huh-uh! No!
297
00:15:22,347 --> 00:15:24,816
Yes, Ron! You
don't defy the gypsy!
298
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:25,924
What about my crew?!
299
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:27,985
I've been ripped off
the last three times!
300
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,754
What're they supposed to live on?!
301
00:15:29,822 --> 00:15:33,057
What're they gonna live on
if you're eaten by tranny bikers?!
302
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,492
Ron, look!
303
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:39,664
We'd already be dead if they weren't in...
disturbingly sexy high heels!
304
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,967
Oh, half.
305
00:15:43,035 --> 00:15:44,675
Okay, that's still a baller move.
306
00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:48,239
Master P would totally be proud.
307
00:15:49,975 --> 00:15:51,810
Or he'd release a diss track.
308
00:15:51,877 --> 00:15:54,011
What is it... half the time
I don't even know what the hell
309
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,146
you're talking about!
310
00:15:55,213 --> 00:15:58,917
Well guess what! Me neither!
311
00:15:58,984 --> 00:16:01,853
That son of a... Come on,
we've got a train to catch!
312
00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:05,056
Diss tracks. Jesus Christ,
why'd we even fight a war?
313
00:16:05,123 --> 00:16:07,191
- Ron!
- What, I'm serious!
314
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:10,094
So's this train, asshole!
315
00:16:10,162 --> 00:16:11,429
Oh, I'm the asshole?!
316
00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:13,431
It's... just get a running start!
317
00:16:13,499 --> 00:16:16,300
I'm not jumping on that damn thing!
318
00:16:16,368 --> 00:16:18,837
Really?!
How bout now?!
319
00:16:18,904 --> 00:16:20,804
Son of a...!
320
00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:26,410
Come on! Run like you're younger!
321
00:16:26,479 --> 00:16:27,846
Okay, now gimme your hand!
322
00:16:27,913 --> 00:16:30,348
- I can't!
- Yes you can!
323
00:16:30,415 --> 00:16:34,085
Rrrrrrngh! C'mon
grab it, grab it!
324
00:16:34,152 --> 00:16:37,421
- Well now hang on a second...
- What're you doing?!
325
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:40,825
Thinking about how much I
hate it that Mother married you!
326
00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:44,128
- You don't hate it she married me...
- No, yeah, I...
327
00:16:44,196 --> 00:16:46,865
...you hate it she married anybody!
328
00:16:46,932 --> 00:16:49,567
Cause you want her all to yourself!
329
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,275
- What?!
- Paging Doctor Bates!
330
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,471
- Doctor Norman Bates...
- Hey shut up!
331
00:16:53,539 --> 00:16:55,272
And also eww!
332
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,477
- And...
- Sterling, please!
333
00:17:00,706 --> 00:17:03,214
Oh my God.
Thank you, Sterling.
334
00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:04,849
You're welcome, shut up.
335
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:09,220
- Norman Bates. Ya know...
- I apologize, that was out of line.
336
00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:16,728
But come on, you gotta admit the
relationship you two have is... unhealthy.
337
00:17:16,795 --> 00:17:21,165
No, Ron, I don't have
to admit that, because...
338
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:24,468
Okay, try not to ruin it this time.
339
00:17:26,204 --> 00:17:28,006
Waaaaaaaooof!
340
00:17:28,073 --> 00:17:30,508
- Jesus...
- Yeah, you see how their legs broke?
341
00:17:30,576 --> 00:17:32,810
That's because they didn't
use the parachute fall.
342
00:17:32,878 --> 00:17:34,998
Which I don't have time to
teach you properly, but...
343
00:17:35,047 --> 00:17:38,550
- Why would you want to?
- Because I take pride in my work?
344
00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:41,252
Why would you teach
it to me it at all?!
345
00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:43,087
Oh. We gotta jump off the train.
346
00:17:43,155 --> 00:17:45,790
RON Wh-?! We just jumped on the train!
347
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:48,026
Yeah, and it's going
about twenty miles an hour, and
348
00:17:48,093 --> 00:17:52,196
- there goes a sign for Catskill, so...
- So it'll take six hours to get home.
349
00:17:52,264 --> 00:17:55,332
If we don't get
rousted by the bulls.
350
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,602
I also don't have time to
teach you how to speak hobo.
351
00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:01,539
But wait a minute, hang on, why
would you want me to make the opera?
352
00:18:01,607 --> 00:18:04,241
I dunno, maybe you
were right about a few things,
353
00:18:04,309 --> 00:18:07,979
and maybe you're good for Mother, and...
maybe shut up
354
00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:09,948
before I lose my temper again.
355
00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:14,218
- I got a dealership in Catskill...
- So we grab a Caddy and drive in style.
356
00:18:14,286 --> 00:18:17,922
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we could just make it...
But it's going too fast to jump off!
357
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:19,390
Look at those poles zipping by!
358
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,059
No, no, no, don't
look at the poles!
359
00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:22,794
They give you a false perspective!
360
00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:29,500
Try and focus on a distant
landmark, like... The ground.
361
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,869
Woooooooo!
362
00:18:31,937 --> 00:18:34,672
Hey! See how I did that?
363
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:38,242
Ron?
364
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,177
Seven-thirty! We just might make it!
365
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,871
You sure he'll be out there?
366
00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:43,246
He better be.
367
00:18:43,281 --> 00:18:45,083
Yeah, there he is...
368
00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:47,810
Here you go, sir.
369
00:18:47,853 --> 00:18:50,855
I took the liberty of taking
in the jacket a bit, and...
370
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,107
- Woodhouse.
- Yessir?
371
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,992
Doesn't even come close
to making up for leaving me
372
00:18:54,059 --> 00:18:55,392
stranded in Montreal.
373
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,895
- No sir.
- So go get ready.
374
00:18:57,963 --> 00:19:01,432
Your punishment will begin when I get
back from dropping him off at the opera.
375
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,534
Wait, you think that's a good idea?
376
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:07,438
Ron? Look, I know we
accidentally bonded a little, but do not
377
00:19:07,506 --> 00:19:09,907
tell me how to discipline my servant!
378
00:19:09,975 --> 00:19:11,175
I meant dropping me off.
379
00:19:11,176 --> 00:19:13,431
If your mother thinks
we're all buddy-buddy...
380
00:19:13,509 --> 00:19:16,926
Yeah, that would
drive her insane...
381
00:19:20,819 --> 00:19:23,587
Sometimes I think
I should just run away.
382
00:19:23,656 --> 00:19:25,489
But who would take me in?
383
00:19:25,557 --> 00:19:29,193
No one, Woodhouse... no one.
384
00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:32,030
And just what
in the hell is this?
385
00:19:32,097 --> 00:19:33,931
Just dropping off my buddy Ron!
386
00:19:33,999 --> 00:19:37,268
Buddy?! Why,
how, and since when?!
387
00:19:37,335 --> 00:19:40,471
Long story babe, and look,
we really gotta hustle if we
388
00:19:40,539 --> 00:19:41,806
wanna make that curtain!
389
00:19:41,874 --> 00:19:46,844
Yeah, and I gotta go make an
old man eat a big bowl of spiderwebs.
390
00:19:46,912 --> 00:19:50,748
See ya buddy!
391
00:19:52,785 --> 00:19:58,873
Duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh...
392
00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:06,643
Duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh...
393
00:20:07,762 --> 00:20:11,135
Woodhouse, I'm gonna check that bowl!
394
00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:17,657
Good day.
395
00:20:17,911 --> 00:20:28,047
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