1 00:00:03,175 --> 00:00:05,042 I am the target. 2 00:00:05,111 --> 00:00:06,811 I am the target. 3 00:00:06,879 --> 00:00:08,846 I am the target. 4 00:00:08,915 --> 00:00:10,481 Then go already! 5 00:00:10,550 --> 00:00:12,644 Ya big... bag with which one douches. 6 00:00:12,764 --> 00:00:14,603 I'm sorry, what's that? 7 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,004 I can't hear you... 8 00:00:17,231 --> 00:00:19,202 Over the sound... 9 00:00:20,650 --> 00:00:23,487 Of my deafening awesomeness. 10 00:00:26,645 --> 00:00:28,820 Women... Oh, I hate him so much. 11 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:31,075 Three hundred bucks, ladies! 12 00:00:31,143 --> 00:00:34,211 Come render the salad unto Caesar! 13 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,948 Whoa whoa whoa! Huh-uh! 14 00:00:36,016 --> 00:00:37,349 We're still in the lead. 15 00:00:37,418 --> 00:00:40,085 Well yeah, but just by one. 16 00:00:40,154 --> 00:00:40,820 Yes? 17 00:00:40,888 --> 00:00:45,980 And Cyril's got three throws left to get two measly points! 18 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:48,807 For the win. Exactly. 19 00:00:51,035 --> 00:00:52,635 Are you shitting me?! 20 00:00:52,703 --> 00:00:53,569 Will you shut up?! 21 00:00:53,638 --> 00:00:57,774 Ignore him, forget those first two darts, and just find your center. 22 00:00:57,894 --> 00:00:59,895 Maybe it's in your vagina... 23 00:01:00,847 --> 00:01:03,296 C'mon, Cyril! Whassa matter? 24 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:05,626 Can't perform under pressure? 25 00:01:05,746 --> 00:01:09,621 I... Could you repeat that, please? 26 00:01:09,689 --> 00:01:12,594 Onomotopoeia. 27 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:23,993 O, N, O, M... O, T, O... Pee? 28 00:01:24,788 --> 00:01:26,715 Geezie Petes. 29 00:01:28,542 --> 00:01:29,842 You idiot! 30 00:01:29,910 --> 00:01:31,053 How could you miss that?! 31 00:01:31,173 --> 00:01:32,403 How could he not? 32 00:01:32,523 --> 00:01:33,413 He's Cyril! 33 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:36,249 C'mon ladies, I'm buyin! 34 00:01:36,318 --> 00:01:38,367 Way to go, Chokely Carmichael. 35 00:01:38,487 --> 00:01:40,187 Hey Pam, wait up! 36 00:01:40,255 --> 00:01:43,157 C'mon, get me drunk enough, and I might have sex with you. 37 00:01:43,226 --> 00:01:45,745 Really?! No, it's a Catch-22. 38 00:01:45,865 --> 00:01:48,946 The amount of alcohol I'd need would literally kill me. 39 00:01:49,066 --> 00:01:51,831 But I do wanna see how many pool balls can fit in your mouth. 40 00:01:51,951 --> 00:01:53,297 My record's three... 41 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:56,354 Come on, buddy... 42 00:01:56,737 --> 00:01:57,890 You want a drink? 43 00:01:58,010 --> 00:02:00,663 Not even some vinegar and water?! 44 00:02:02,448 --> 00:02:04,178 With friends like that, eh? 45 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,550 Hm? 46 00:02:05,619 --> 00:02:06,351 Your friends. 47 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:10,771 Well, they're not really my friends, we just work togeth... 48 00:02:10,891 --> 00:02:11,972 Oh, hello... 49 00:02:12,092 --> 00:02:13,053 ISIS, you said? 50 00:02:13,173 --> 00:02:16,366 I... No, I didn't say that. Well, somebody must've. 51 00:02:16,486 --> 00:02:17,508 Champagne? 52 00:02:17,628 --> 00:02:19,228 George, by the way. George Spelvin. 53 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,639 Cyril Figgis. And thank you. 54 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:25,259 Neh, thank me tomorrow... After Cyril Figgis saves the day. 55 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:37,278 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 56 00:03:05,323 --> 00:03:09,405 I dunno what Mother's so mad about, but... God, Pam, would you hurry up? 57 00:03:09,473 --> 00:03:10,693 Would you shut up?! 58 00:03:10,813 --> 00:03:14,376 Frickin head's poundin, I'm sweatin booze, and my mouth is killin me. 59 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:16,332 You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it. 60 00:03:16,452 --> 00:03:17,384 Personal best! 61 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:21,623 Your mother must be so proud... Yeah, oh wait, she's dead. 62 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,571 And what's up with your mother? 63 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,122 What comes after infuriated? 64 00:03:25,242 --> 00:03:28,682 Great, that's what I need, coming off a blackout drunk. 65 00:03:28,802 --> 00:03:33,650 Yeah, the last thing I remember was... I don't know, were we super-bitchy to Cyril? 66 00:03:35,434 --> 00:03:37,116 Yeah, that sounds about right. 67 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:41,152 Great, now he's gonna be moping around like Droopy Dawg on downers for... 68 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,587 Morning, gang! 69 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:45,729 Jeez Archer, what's got your mom so darn worked up? 70 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:48,626 This! Krieger? 71 00:03:53,265 --> 00:03:55,348 And the damn thing is spreading! 72 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:58,101 To every computer in the office! 73 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,469 Do you think this is funny?! 74 00:04:00,538 --> 00:04:01,537 Do you not? 75 00:04:01,606 --> 00:04:02,672 Nobody can do any work! 76 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:05,375 Yeah, so can we go home? Absolutely! 77 00:04:05,443 --> 00:04:09,408 Right after you idiots de-worm the entire computer network! 78 00:04:11,850 --> 00:04:13,634 How're we supposed to do that?! 79 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:17,555 Well, I could take a crack at it... Don't! Touch it! 80 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,189 Cyril! 81 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,783 Go do whatever it is you do... Like suck at stuff. 82 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:23,728 And leave this to people who are more qualified. 83 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:25,896 At not sucking at stuff. 84 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:26,864 Cyril, beat it! 85 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:27,965 Krieger is on this! 86 00:04:28,033 --> 00:04:29,266 I think. 87 00:04:29,334 --> 00:04:32,836 I mean, least I have a... Hunch, hunch! 88 00:04:32,904 --> 00:04:35,805 What, what?! 89 00:04:35,874 --> 00:04:38,741 Ahem. Inappropriate. 90 00:04:38,809 --> 00:04:40,278 What do you mean? 91 00:04:40,398 --> 00:04:42,310 No, I mean the first part worked. 92 00:04:42,379 --> 00:04:46,548 I snuck into the mainframe last night, after all the champagne and the, uh... 93 00:04:46,617 --> 00:04:47,583 Handjobs. 94 00:04:47,651 --> 00:04:49,868 Yeah, The twins are quite fond of you. 95 00:04:51,556 --> 00:04:54,658 I loaded that into the mainframe... Splendid! 96 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:55,759 Then open your dish! 97 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:59,430 But part two, where I use your secret code to kill the worm and kinda, 98 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,911 be the hero for once, that didn't happen. 99 00:05:02,031 --> 00:05:03,926 Don't worry about it, open your dish. 100 00:05:04,046 --> 00:05:05,571 No thanks... Cyril. 101 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:09,141 I got that specially for you, and quite frankly you're insulting me. 102 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,309 Now open. 103 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,210 Your dish. 104 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:15,447 Sorry George, I didn't mean to be... George there's money in there! 105 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,584 Oh good, for a second I thought they'd brought you chicken toes or something. 106 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,819 George why is there money in there?! 107 00:05:20,939 --> 00:05:24,656 Cyril, I've been... just a teeny bit less than honest with you. 108 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:27,176 Oh no... No now, it's nothing sinister. 109 00:05:27,296 --> 00:05:29,595 I design computer security systems. 110 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:32,664 CIA, MI-6, ODIN, all the biggies. 111 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,167 You... must be pretty good at it. 112 00:05:35,236 --> 00:05:37,102 Too good, that's the problem. 113 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:40,740 My systems can't be hacked, so now I can't convince anyone to upgrade. 114 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:43,576 Which is why I designed this. 115 00:05:43,645 --> 00:05:45,281 And thanks for helping me test it. 116 00:05:45,401 --> 00:05:48,431 If it's that easy on an XL-9 network like the one at ISIS, 117 00:05:48,551 --> 00:05:50,949 I think I can convince my clients they're at risk. 118 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,785 Wh-? ! What kind of risk?! 119 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,420 Not from this! It's just a cute little pirate. 120 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:59,857 But it shows there are... flaws out there that can be exploited. 121 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,459 By bad people. 122 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,426 Trust me, it's for the greater good. 123 00:06:03,546 --> 00:06:05,864 Yeah, I guess... it just seems Look, if you're uncomfortable 124 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:09,768 taking the fifty grand, I'll just... No no! Fifty grand? 125 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:13,873 - Wow... No, I mean, as long as it's for the greater good... - Oh, it is. 126 00:06:13,942 --> 00:06:18,273 And as long as I can still, ya know, swoop in and save the day... 127 00:06:20,263 --> 00:06:21,145 OK... 128 00:06:22,986 --> 00:06:24,644 That might be a problem. 129 00:06:24,764 --> 00:06:25,631 Ya think?! 130 00:06:26,856 --> 00:06:27,565 I do. 131 00:06:27,685 --> 00:06:30,396 Because now the worm is in the mainframe databanks, and... 132 00:06:31,846 --> 00:06:32,859 Dammit, Pam! 133 00:06:32,927 --> 00:06:34,894 Sorry! 134 00:06:34,963 --> 00:06:38,491 I was just checkin to see if it's still doin it! 135 00:06:38,611 --> 00:06:40,499 Of course it's still doing it! 136 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,733 "Hunch, hunch!" 137 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,001 What, what? 138 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,003 Pam! That's not me! 139 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,638 Yes it is! 140 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,208 Pam, I swear to God...! 141 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:52,011 Yeah, quit screwing around, Pam! 142 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,515 This is serious. Very. 143 00:06:53,635 --> 00:06:56,190 Because if the worm gets into the mainframe's encrypted files... 144 00:06:56,191 --> 00:06:59,814 Holy shit! The identity of every single ISIS field agent is on there! 145 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:00,888 So what? 146 00:07:00,957 --> 00:07:03,525 Because most secret agents don't tell every harlot from 147 00:07:03,593 --> 00:07:07,062 here to Hanoi that they are secret agents! 148 00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:08,530 Then why be one? 149 00:07:08,598 --> 00:07:10,933 "Hunch, hunch! What, what?" 150 00:07:11,573 --> 00:07:13,568 Just turn off the mainframe! 151 00:07:13,637 --> 00:07:17,338 Yeah, we tried that... Then how is it still on?! 152 00:07:17,407 --> 00:07:22,691 Because the worm has transformed the mainframe... into a sentient being! 153 00:07:22,811 --> 00:07:23,893 What?! 154 00:07:24,013 --> 00:07:26,153 I'm kidding, there's a battery backup. 155 00:07:26,273 --> 00:07:27,468 Yeah. Over there. 156 00:07:27,588 --> 00:07:30,281 Behind about two tons of steel, and one electronic lock. 157 00:07:30,401 --> 00:07:33,823 Which is controlled by the mainframe. 158 00:07:33,891 --> 00:07:36,808 Well what genius thought that up?! 159 00:07:38,431 --> 00:07:39,797 This one. 160 00:07:43,804 --> 00:07:45,670 Sorry! 161 00:07:51,274 --> 00:07:53,183 And where the hell have you been? 162 00:07:53,256 --> 00:07:54,829 On agency business. 163 00:07:54,949 --> 00:07:55,891 At the bank. 164 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,928 Sesame Ginger Savings and Loan? 165 00:07:58,997 --> 00:08:00,202 What's all this? 166 00:08:00,322 --> 00:08:03,784 This, is the backbreaking work we've been doing, while you were getting takeout 167 00:08:03,904 --> 00:08:05,519 from your stupid Chinese bank! 168 00:08:05,639 --> 00:08:09,561 Every single one of these has to be wiped, reformatted, the whole shmeel. 169 00:08:09,681 --> 00:08:12,144 What? But it's just a little cartoon pirate! 170 00:08:12,264 --> 00:08:16,166 Was. But it mutated, and now we're like, on the brink of World War Two. 171 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:16,731 Three. 172 00:08:16,777 --> 00:08:18,888 It's not a competition, Pam! 173 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:20,556 Well, is it or isn't it?! 174 00:08:20,624 --> 00:08:24,526 I don't know! I mean, the mainframe thinks they're nuclear missile launches, 175 00:08:24,594 --> 00:08:27,996 but it's so screwed up... "Hunch, hunch! What, what?" 176 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,091 Sorry! 177 00:08:29,211 --> 00:08:31,309 Case in point, there's really no way to be sure. 178 00:08:31,429 --> 00:08:34,569 So what am I supposed to do, just look out the window?! 179 00:08:34,637 --> 00:08:37,005 No, you don't wanna be anywhere near a window. 180 00:08:37,073 --> 00:08:38,840 Same thing in a tornado. 181 00:08:38,908 --> 00:08:41,185 And they can't even turn off the stupid mainframe because 182 00:08:41,305 --> 00:08:43,778 some stupid battery thing is in some stupid vault. 183 00:08:43,847 --> 00:08:47,499 But they don't need to turn off the... Darn it, I can fix this! 184 00:08:48,238 --> 00:08:50,979 Oh please, he couldn't fix... dinner. 185 00:08:51,099 --> 00:08:53,666 He doesn't need to, with a bank like... Not a real bank. 186 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:55,423 Dammit! 187 00:08:55,492 --> 00:08:58,343 Sorry... But I have no idea how to open this thing. 188 00:08:58,463 --> 00:09:00,208 Not really my... legerdemain. 189 00:09:00,328 --> 00:09:01,496 You mean bailiwick? 190 00:09:01,565 --> 00:09:03,146 I dunno, whatever, look out. 191 00:09:03,266 --> 00:09:05,023 What're you... Archer, no! 192 00:09:06,699 --> 00:09:08,604 For the love of God, man! 193 00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:10,054 You massive ssshole! 194 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,661 I'm sorry, I thought that would work! 195 00:09:11,781 --> 00:09:13,272 Really. No, look at that thing. 196 00:09:13,392 --> 00:09:15,959 It's like it's made out of Wolverine's bones. 197 00:09:16,912 --> 00:09:17,793 You know... 198 00:09:17,913 --> 00:09:18,851 Cause they're... 199 00:09:19,121 --> 00:09:20,495 Does nobody read X-Men?! 200 00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:22,630 So hey, how about I take a crack? 201 00:09:22,686 --> 00:09:24,624 I bet I can kill that pesky old worm. 202 00:09:24,643 --> 00:09:25,511 How? 203 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:26,862 Ya gonna disappoint it to death? 204 00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:27,855 Hey, ya know what?! 205 00:09:27,882 --> 00:09:28,733 Yes, I do. 206 00:09:28,755 --> 00:09:31,239 Beat it Cyril, let the grown-ups work. 207 00:09:31,359 --> 00:09:32,383 But leave this, I'm starving. 208 00:09:32,503 --> 00:09:33,592 No! Gimme that! 209 00:09:33,712 --> 00:09:36,545 Hey, wait a damn minute! I said I was hungry. 210 00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:40,062 Great. 211 00:09:41,521 --> 00:09:43,902 Rrrrungh! 212 00:09:48,201 --> 00:09:51,479 There, now we don't have to re-format all those stupid things. 213 00:09:51,599 --> 00:09:52,602 - Brilliant. - Right? 214 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:53,597 Totally. 215 00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:56,148 Because how's the elevator supposed to work with a jillion 216 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:58,783 pounds of frickin computers on it?! 217 00:09:58,852 --> 00:10:00,229 Who am I, Elisha Otis? 218 00:10:01,637 --> 00:10:04,489 C'mon, pick up pick up pick up... Cyril. 219 00:10:04,558 --> 00:10:05,569 What's going on with you? 220 00:10:06,999 --> 00:10:08,392 Nothing's going on! 221 00:10:08,512 --> 00:10:11,975 Hi, you've reached George Spelvin, por Espanol... 222 00:10:13,126 --> 00:10:14,875 Hated that phone. 223 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:17,004 Always dropping calls. 224 00:10:17,072 --> 00:10:18,189 Probably holding it wrong. 225 00:10:18,309 --> 00:10:21,557 Oh yeah, just like Cyril Figgis always does everything wrong, 226 00:10:21,677 --> 00:10:22,823 is that what you mean?! 227 00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:24,629 Basically. 228 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:28,621 Well for your information, Cyril Figgis knows how to beat the worm! 229 00:10:28,741 --> 00:10:29,578 I bet. 230 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:31,185 The computer worm! 231 00:10:31,253 --> 00:10:32,819 Krieger can't even beat it! 232 00:10:32,888 --> 00:10:36,537 Krieger, who's virtual girlfriend is so real the state of New York 233 00:10:36,657 --> 00:10:39,016 is allowing him to legally marry her! 234 00:10:39,861 --> 00:10:42,361 Oh, Kureega-san! 235 00:10:42,430 --> 00:10:44,815 Soon we will to be married, yes? 236 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:49,796 Very soon, my little cherry blossom... Would you please! Focus! 237 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,371 Nooooo! 238 00:10:51,439 --> 00:10:53,755 Kureega-san! 239 00:10:57,078 --> 00:11:00,046 Nooooo! You maniac! 240 00:11:00,114 --> 00:11:01,291 You blew her up! 241 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,382 Oh, damn you! 242 00:11:03,451 --> 00:11:06,617 God damn you all to hell! 243 00:11:08,855 --> 00:11:10,840 So how's this going? 244 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:11,723 Not great. 245 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:14,258 The worm's decrypting the ISIS agent list and then, apparently, 246 00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:16,727 it's going to upload them to an off-site server. 247 00:11:16,796 --> 00:11:19,516 Oh my God... Plus now I'm going to die alone. 248 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:24,401 And once the worm decrypts the cover list and uploads it - to whoever is 249 00:11:24,469 --> 00:11:30,257 behind this foul deed - every ISIS agent in the field will be exposed. 250 00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:31,643 And probably killed. 251 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,880 Oh my... Archer, do something! 252 00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:36,485 Who am I, Alan Turing? 253 00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:39,551 Also from X-Men. 254 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:40,709 Sterling! What?! 255 00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:42,273 Are we keeping you from something? 256 00:11:42,393 --> 00:11:43,268 No. Well? 257 00:11:43,388 --> 00:11:44,934 Well what? Cyril was just 258 00:11:45,531 --> 00:11:48,054 right here Like, one second ago. 259 00:11:48,481 --> 00:11:51,139 So where are we, what's the plan? 260 00:11:52,025 --> 00:11:53,782 I'm going to sell it. 261 00:11:53,902 --> 00:11:57,401 The Russians, maybe the North Koreans... famine or no, 262 00:11:57,470 --> 00:11:58,627 they've got a shitload of money. 263 00:11:58,747 --> 00:12:00,337 But... you can't do that! 264 00:12:00,405 --> 00:12:03,706 One moment, darlings... Of course I can. 265 00:12:03,775 --> 00:12:06,220 Once my little worm uploads the list to my server. 266 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:07,656 But it's not yours! 267 00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:08,811 You stole it! 268 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,794 Bought it. From you. 269 00:12:10,914 --> 00:12:13,298 Well, then sell it back to me! 270 00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:14,717 Can't. You just said you could! 271 00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:16,394 Well "won't" then, whatever. 272 00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:18,521 Look. Take the money back! 273 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:20,781 Here's the... almost fifty thousand! 274 00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:21,833 Count it! 275 00:12:21,953 --> 00:12:24,561 You'd still be about three zeros short. 276 00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:25,963 Fifty million?! 277 00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:26,931 Seller's market. 278 00:12:26,999 --> 00:12:28,853 But that's not fair... oww! 279 00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:31,201 It is exactly fair! 280 00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:32,336 You made a choice! 281 00:12:32,405 --> 00:12:35,339 And just like every other choice that every other human being has ever made, 282 00:12:35,408 --> 00:12:36,674 it has a consequence! 283 00:12:36,743 --> 00:12:38,774 But I just wanted to show them I could... Them?! 284 00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:43,479 Or maybe your father, who never thought you quite measured up! 285 00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:46,317 He... how did you know that? 286 00:12:46,385 --> 00:12:51,079 - Just a guess really. - Okay okay, what if... what if I get you the fifty million? 287 00:12:51,199 --> 00:12:53,525 One is inclined to ask how. 288 00:12:53,594 --> 00:12:57,014 Well I happen to be... a kickass accountant! 289 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:00,973 Did that sound a lot better in your head? 290 00:13:01,093 --> 00:13:02,167 Yes it did. 291 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:05,672 Damn, thas over half the cover list! 292 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,563 Krieger, we don't have much time! 293 00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:08,956 Can you stop the worm or not?! 294 00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:13,546 Oh... I thought we were putting all our eggs in the battery-shutdown basket. 295 00:13:13,615 --> 00:13:17,183 No, it could take hours for this thing to bypass the electronic lock! 296 00:13:17,251 --> 00:13:19,084 Well then I better get my turtleneck. 297 00:13:19,153 --> 00:13:22,796 Archer! Hey so, uh... you busy? Yes! 298 00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:24,456 Or no, I dunno. 299 00:13:24,524 --> 00:13:25,426 Who's asking? 300 00:13:25,546 --> 00:13:27,104 You, Cyril, 301 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,094 are a [BEEP] idiot! 302 00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:32,081 I just wanted to show everybody I could perform under pressure! 303 00:13:32,201 --> 00:13:34,359 And just for once, be the guy who... oww! 304 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,275 Who what?! Betrays the agency?! 305 00:13:36,395 --> 00:13:37,835 And then begs me to save you?! 306 00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:39,105 No, not me! 307 00:13:39,174 --> 00:13:40,768 All those field agents! 308 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,411 Rrgh! 309 00:13:43,479 --> 00:13:44,545 How much did he pay you? 310 00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:46,016 Fif... orty thousand? 311 00:13:46,136 --> 00:13:47,142 Cyril. Fifty thousand. 312 00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:47,810 Mine. 313 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:51,852 - But I already spent like, three thousand on new suits, and shoes and... - Mine. 314 00:13:51,921 --> 00:13:55,648 Take the suits to my tailor and the shoes to my shoemaker. 315 00:13:56,259 --> 00:13:57,474 You have a shoemaker? 316 00:13:58,928 --> 00:13:59,806 Do you not? 317 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,524 I am unbelievably angry right now. 318 00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:11,650 That's good, you should channel that. 319 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,712 Onto Spelvin, whose fault this is. 320 00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:16,054 Shut up and break it down for me. 321 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,308 You've been inside, what's the layout? 322 00:14:17,428 --> 00:14:21,208 Well, let's see uh, it's pretty big... What's the floorplan! 323 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,894 Where's the primary ingress! 324 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:23,828 Orientation! 325 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:27,375 Are there windows, do they face west, can we use the sun to our advantage?! 326 00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:30,973 I'm pretty sure it has windows... 327 00:14:33,646 --> 00:14:35,098 Gimme the gun. No, why? 328 00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:36,434 We're here, idiot. 329 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,240 Oh. 330 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,943 Once you're in, give this to Spelvin. 331 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,778 It's full of counterfeit bearer bonds. 332 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,383 Where'd you get counterfeit bearer bonds. 333 00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:44,582 Don't open it! 334 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,585 There's a canister of knockout gas wired to the latch. 335 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,773 Cool... Duh. 336 00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:52,322 Okay, try not to screw... Wait, it's just Spelvin up there, right? 337 00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:53,588 Um... Cyril. 338 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:57,615 There's probably two incredibly sexy Asian women in bikinis? 339 00:14:57,735 --> 00:15:00,203 Oh. I'm suddenly much less angry. 340 00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:04,244 Well, you say that... Dammit, the worm's got the list! 341 00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:06,261 How long will it take to upload it to the server?! 342 00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:08,678 I dunno, maybe... five hours? 343 00:15:08,798 --> 00:15:12,778 Oh good, then we've got some time Or minutes, look I'm a little busy. 344 00:15:12,847 --> 00:15:15,133 Gettin back in the ol' dating game. 345 00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:16,248 Yep! 346 00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:19,351 Fifty million dollars in real bearer bonds! 347 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,721 Which are um, real. Unbelievable. 348 00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:23,795 Well, like I said... Literally. 349 00:15:23,915 --> 00:15:25,131 I don't believe you. 350 00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:27,051 Just open it up and look! 351 00:15:27,171 --> 00:15:28,428 At what, Cyril? 352 00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:30,991 A big spritz of knockout gas? 353 00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:33,928 Apparently not. 354 00:15:34,048 --> 00:15:35,067 Exactly! 355 00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:37,946 Because I don't even know if that's a real thing! 356 00:15:38,066 --> 00:15:41,541 Okay, Spelvin, where's the ISIS cover list? 357 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:43,611 Over there, on the server. 358 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,882 Where's the... Hellooo, kitties... Listen, if you're not busy 359 00:15:47,951 --> 00:15:51,186 after, we should go grab a drink or... Wh-?! 360 00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,220 Dammit, Cyril! 361 00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:53,288 Remember to channel it! 362 00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:54,690 You said they were sexy! 363 00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:56,203 Ninjas are sexy! Right? 364 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,821 I mean I think so. 365 00:15:59,273 --> 00:16:01,286 Look, I don't want to hurt you ladies... 366 00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:06,206 So how about we all just put our swords down and... 367 00:16:06,874 --> 00:16:08,310 You don't have a sword. 368 00:16:09,988 --> 00:16:11,650 Can I? Sure, why not. 369 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,464 Keiko, katana! 370 00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,155 Well now she doesn't have a... 371 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,275 We're just set on doing this, huh? Yes, we are. 372 00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:30,570 Gotcha. 373 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,717 That was a gift. Shut up. 374 00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:34,025 Come on. 375 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,461 Sorry in advance for this. 376 00:16:40,113 --> 00:16:42,018 Wait wait, stop! 377 00:16:42,138 --> 00:16:44,193 Stop. Do you hear that?! 378 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:46,699 Hear what?! That crunching noise? 379 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,376 Do you hear this?! 380 00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:50,648 No no no, hang on, don't... aaaghhh! 381 00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:53,264 Channel it Archer, channel it! Shit! 382 00:16:53,384 --> 00:16:54,814 I think so. 383 00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:58,258 Cyril, get the [BEEP] gun! 384 00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:02,432 Okay... You're bringing this on yourself! 385 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,537 Any time now, Cyril! 386 00:17:07,175 --> 00:17:12,333 Pity... Probably have to knock five percent off my asking price for the list... 387 00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:13,600 More than that, I bet. 388 00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:16,665 Seller's market. Wait wait, stop! Stop! 389 00:17:17,248 --> 00:17:18,587 Do you hear that?! 390 00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:21,623 No, you tit, the only thing I hear is... 391 00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:23,841 D-drop it, Spelvin! 392 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:25,831 Oh Cyril... I'm warning you! 393 00:17:25,951 --> 00:17:29,725 Shoot him! But just him, I think the twins are warming up to me. 394 00:17:29,845 --> 00:17:31,375 Right, you guys? 395 00:17:31,688 --> 00:17:34,156 Am I getting some signals? Shut up. 396 00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:34,981 Make me. 397 00:17:35,101 --> 00:17:37,805 Cyril, we both know you can't do it. 398 00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:39,959 Y-yes I can! 399 00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:42,008 Then go ahead, Cyril... shoot! 400 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,956 Just him though! Right? 401 00:17:44,076 --> 00:17:46,684 I...I... Don't have it in you. 402 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:50,737 Don't have it now, didn't have it when you were a wheezy, four-eyed little kid, 403 00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:53,072 trying to impress daddy. 404 00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,785 How did you fail him? Was it sports? 405 00:17:54,905 --> 00:17:56,686 I was all-conference lacrosse. 406 00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:59,086 Pretty demanding sport, pretty tough on the glutes. 407 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:02,429 This one knows what I'm talking about, right? I see you checking 'em out. 408 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,606 No not sports, lookit you, shoulders like a trout. 409 00:18:05,726 --> 00:18:06,886 Spelvin... What? 410 00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:08,385 What was the failure 411 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:12,415 that forever killed the love in your father's heart? 412 00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:16,039 Regional spelling bee. 413 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:25,369 Holy shit... You suck at everything! 414 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,894 Oh, it's not his fault, he just... 415 00:18:28,491 --> 00:18:31,692 You whinging little shit. 416 00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:34,792 You just cost me fifty million dollars! 417 00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:37,416 But I'm gonna get my money's worth in... Ah ah! 418 00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:39,184 I've still got one bullet. 419 00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:42,261 Does he? Who am I, Count...Bullets...ula? 420 00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:44,070 Like Dracula? That was bad. 421 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,457 Come back to me, I can do better. I will come back to you. 422 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:51,076 Because even if you do have one left, you can't shoot all three of us. 423 00:18:51,104 --> 00:18:53,302 No. Just you. 424 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,631 All right, fair enough. C'mon girls. 425 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,638 Hey, call me if you ever wanna get that drink. 426 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,574 Either of you, both, whatever. 427 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,910 Unless the sister-thing is weird for you. 428 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,312 I'm... obviously way into it. 429 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,478 Alright, Archer... you win this round. 430 00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:13,056 No shit, Spelvin. 431 00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:17,739 Well technically I won it, but... Jeezy Petes, Archer! 432 00:19:17,859 --> 00:19:19,507 Coulda sworn you only fired six. 433 00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:20,631 You coulda blown my foot off! 434 00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:23,162 Yeah which you totally deserve after what you did! 435 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,163 I'm sorry, okay? 436 00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:26,544 And I promise, I'll never do anything like that again! 437 00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:28,051 So... So what? 438 00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:30,907 So do you... have to tell anybody? 439 00:19:31,262 --> 00:19:32,831 Depends. You learn anything? 440 00:19:32,882 --> 00:19:37,342 Oh God yes, I did, I swear, I learned a huge, valuable lesson that I will 441 00:19:37,411 --> 00:19:39,011 remember for the rest of my life! 442 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,408 Which you will spend never knowing if I'm gonna rat you out. 443 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,515 What?! Yeah. 444 00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:43,796 So now what'd you learnn? 445 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,753 To... never confide in you? There ya go. See? 446 00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:50,907 As long as you learn something from it, it's not a mistake. 447 00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:53,736 Okay... Where...Archer, where are you going? 448 00:19:53,856 --> 00:19:56,762 Well judging from the decor, I'm guessing Spelvin's got 449 00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,998 one of those kickass Japanese soaking tubs. 450 00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,677 Wh-? ! After all that, you wanna take a bath?! 451 00:20:03,974 --> 00:20:05,258 Do you not? 452 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:12,479 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com