1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:03,718 Pam: Now what is this bullshit? 2 00:00:03,751 --> 00:00:06,590 - Um, which of the many species of bullshit 3 00:00:06,624 --> 00:00:09,095 in our bullshit ecosystem are you referring to? 4 00:00:09,128 --> 00:00:11,132 - The jellybeans, which are only licorice, 5 00:00:11,165 --> 00:00:12,301 buttered popcorn, and-- 6 00:00:12,334 --> 00:00:14,506 mm--I think, hatred? 7 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:16,476 - Or the coffee maker, which is gone 8 00:00:16,510 --> 00:00:18,313 and replaced by off-brand instant? 9 00:00:18,346 --> 00:00:20,150 - "Folber's Crystals, 10 00:00:20,183 --> 00:00:22,321 an acceptable part of waking up." 11 00:00:22,354 --> 00:00:24,091 - It's these chip flavors. 12 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:28,266 Snail, paella, Dutch onion, and...menthol? 13 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:30,270 - Wow, a bag of these has more nicotine 14 00:00:30,304 --> 00:00:31,607 than a pack of cigarettes. 15 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,076 - Well, now I wanna try them. 16 00:00:33,109 --> 00:00:34,412 - This is why you'll fill out 17 00:00:34,445 --> 00:00:36,784 your food requisition forms properly, 18 00:00:36,817 --> 00:00:39,121 otherwise you get the leftovers from Headquarters 19 00:00:39,155 --> 00:00:40,558 that no one wants. 20 00:00:40,592 --> 00:00:42,562 - Is there any part of IIA that isn't some kind of 21 00:00:42,596 --> 00:00:45,167 Kafka-meets-Brazil bureaucratic circle jerk? 22 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,438 - See? This is why you lack vision. 23 00:00:47,471 --> 00:00:50,377 Our company-mandated biquarterly circle jerks 24 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:52,248 decrease sexual frustration 25 00:00:52,281 --> 00:00:55,153 and increase productivity by 6%. 26 00:00:55,187 --> 00:00:57,424 - Is he joking, or is it about to get awesome in here? 27 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,063 - New mission: there's a device out there 28 00:01:00,097 --> 00:01:01,533 that we need to reacquire. 29 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:03,270 - So not awesome. 30 00:01:03,303 --> 00:01:05,675 - The Magnetic Pulse Generator. - Magnets? 31 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:07,177 Are we worried someone will attack 32 00:01:07,211 --> 00:01:08,648 a kindergarten science class? 33 00:01:08,681 --> 00:01:10,551 - It can wipe out all computer memory 34 00:01:10,585 --> 00:01:11,820 in a mile radius. 35 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:13,290 And it does this. 36 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,262 [machine whirring] 37 00:01:16,296 --> 00:01:17,532 [zap] 38 00:01:17,565 --> 00:01:19,603 - Ooh, props to the graphics team. 39 00:01:19,636 --> 00:01:22,274 - I was skeptical, but they're so worth it. 40 00:01:22,308 --> 00:01:25,515 - Wait a second. I know that death metal device. 41 00:01:25,548 --> 00:01:26,784 [gasps] That's Helga! 42 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:28,320 How do you know about my Helga? 43 00:01:28,353 --> 00:01:29,856 - I have cameras planted everywhere, 44 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,192 including your lab. 45 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,796 - How dare you! 46 00:01:32,829 --> 00:01:34,098 - Didn't you set up cameras 47 00:01:34,131 --> 00:01:35,602 in all the bathrooms at one point? 48 00:01:35,635 --> 00:01:37,572 - Putting cameras in bathrooms is one thing. 49 00:01:37,606 --> 00:01:39,776 But a lab? That is private. 50 00:01:39,810 --> 00:01:41,714 - I saw potential in your project 51 00:01:41,747 --> 00:01:45,253 if paired with a proprietary IIA energy source, 52 00:01:45,287 --> 00:01:48,628 but after I stole it from you, someone stole it from me. 53 00:01:48,661 --> 00:01:50,565 The Swiss. [all laughing] 54 00:01:50,598 --> 00:01:52,434 - The Swiss? - The cheese guys? 55 00:01:52,468 --> 00:01:54,606 Fabian: 1929. Black Monday. 56 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,209 The Swiss. 57 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:59,315 The Cuban Missile Crisis. Swiss. 58 00:01:59,348 --> 00:02:02,522 1985. The Cola Wars. 59 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,325 Pam: That is one alert mob. 60 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,895 - These elite Swiss operatives 61 00:02:05,928 --> 00:02:08,133 call themselves the Invisible Hand. 62 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:09,201 - Oh, yeah. 63 00:02:09,235 --> 00:02:10,304 Mother sometimes talked about them 64 00:02:10,337 --> 00:02:11,507 when she was drinking. 65 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:12,876 She said it was like the entire country 66 00:02:12,909 --> 00:02:14,713 extracted all their war-like impulses 67 00:02:14,746 --> 00:02:16,850 and injected them into a tiny group of people. 68 00:02:16,884 --> 00:02:18,788 - They're going after the Cayman Islands 69 00:02:18,821 --> 00:02:20,925 because the global rich are banking there 70 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:22,729 and not banking in Switzerland. 71 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:24,866 - Oh, no. Rich people problems. 72 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,770 - If the Invisible Hand succeeds, 73 00:02:26,804 --> 00:02:29,910 it would throw IIA into financial chaos 74 00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:32,214 and probably ignite a global war. 75 00:02:32,247 --> 00:02:33,584 - Well, that's not good. 76 00:02:33,617 --> 00:02:35,855 - Ah, yes, Lana, the old saying. 77 00:02:35,888 --> 00:02:37,792 "War is not good." 78 00:02:37,826 --> 00:02:40,364 - So we steal the device back before the Swiss can use it. 79 00:02:40,397 --> 00:02:43,169 Cheryl: With the help of your demolitions expert! 80 00:02:43,203 --> 00:02:45,173 all: Huh? - I get it. 81 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,376 When Ms. Archer was in charge, 82 00:02:46,409 --> 00:02:47,846 she didn't really go on missions, 83 00:02:47,879 --> 00:02:49,683 but I'm a hands-on boss. 84 00:02:49,716 --> 00:02:51,486 - You are not the boss. 85 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:52,789 - I'm in the chair! 86 00:02:52,822 --> 00:02:54,693 - I need this to go by the book, 87 00:02:54,726 --> 00:02:57,231 and since my last leader is still in the hospital 88 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,301 due to snake and multiple spider bites... 89 00:02:59,335 --> 00:03:01,573 - [laughs] I forgot that. It was really bad. 90 00:03:01,607 --> 00:03:03,644 - Agent Figgis is leading the mission. 91 00:03:03,677 --> 00:03:05,213 - Oh, great. - Obviously. 92 00:03:05,247 --> 00:03:07,451 - For the last time, let me say this. 93 00:03:07,484 --> 00:03:09,455 You're not my supervisor! 94 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:10,758 I quit. 95 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,929 - [sobbing] 96 00:03:12,962 --> 00:03:15,367 - Ah, don't worry, bud. She'll be back. 97 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,271 - Oh, those Swiss bastards 98 00:03:17,304 --> 00:03:19,475 got their dirty, cheese-stinking fingers 99 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:22,515 all over my beautiful device! 100 00:03:22,549 --> 00:03:23,951 Wait. Where's Cheryl? 101 00:03:23,984 --> 00:03:25,621 - Okay, let's go destroy this thing. 102 00:03:25,655 --> 00:03:28,259 - Reacquire it. - Uh, I doubt it. 103 00:03:28,293 --> 00:03:29,696 Have you met us? 104 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:30,865 [ice clinking] 105 00:03:30,898 --> 00:03:33,369 [gulps] 106 00:03:33,403 --> 00:03:34,573 [chuckles] 107 00:03:34,606 --> 00:03:37,612 [main title theme] 108 00:03:37,645 --> 00:03:44,559 ♪ ♪ 109 00:04:13,684 --> 00:04:14,686 Cyril: So before the Swiss 110 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,523 wipe the banks' data on the mainland, 111 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:17,959 they plan to blow up the backup server 112 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:19,796 stored on this old drilling platform. 113 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:21,967 Our job is to intercept them, then interrogate them 114 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,604 to find out where they stored the device. 115 00:04:23,637 --> 00:04:25,808 - So the device isn't on the rig? 116 00:04:25,842 --> 00:04:26,810 - We don't think so. 117 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:28,346 To access the rig, 118 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:30,551 we'll enter undetected through this hatch here 119 00:04:30,585 --> 00:04:32,522 then locate and ambush the Swiss. 120 00:04:32,555 --> 00:04:34,425 Archer: God, you are so bad at this. 121 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:37,364 It's like watching a clown car crash into a birthday party. 122 00:04:37,397 --> 00:04:39,536 Tragic, but at some level, hilarious. 123 00:04:39,569 --> 00:04:41,607 - Archer, can you please put the bourbon down 124 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,577 and concentrate? - Scotch. No. 125 00:04:43,611 --> 00:04:44,980 And don't you think you should concentrate? 126 00:04:45,013 --> 00:04:46,449 We're already behind schedule. 127 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:47,752 - Because you stopped at the liquor store 128 00:04:47,785 --> 00:04:49,021 on the way to the airport! 129 00:04:49,054 --> 00:04:50,825 - Because I knew you wouldn't stock the plane, 130 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,996 so maybe next time be a little more professional. 131 00:04:53,029 --> 00:04:54,666 - This from the man who invented the term 132 00:04:54,699 --> 00:04:55,768 "groin taxi." 133 00:04:55,802 --> 00:04:57,639 - Ha! Shows what you know. 134 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,377 That was a term I used to cleverly expense prostitutes. 135 00:05:00,410 --> 00:05:01,814 - We all know that! - Lana. 136 00:05:01,847 --> 00:05:03,483 You're only making things worse. 137 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:05,453 I've got this. - Yeah, Lana. 138 00:05:05,487 --> 00:05:07,424 Our leader, Cyril's, got this. 139 00:05:07,457 --> 00:05:08,594 Just listen to him 140 00:05:08,627 --> 00:05:10,531 since he's obviously our superior. 141 00:05:10,565 --> 00:05:12,401 - Speaking of superiors, 142 00:05:12,434 --> 00:05:15,006 I try to insulate myself from peasant work, 143 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,344 but this has got to go perfectly. 144 00:05:17,377 --> 00:05:18,614 None of us want to be fired. 145 00:05:18,647 --> 00:05:20,450 - Oh, no, not fired, 146 00:05:20,483 --> 00:05:23,489 the thing you threaten us with every day of our goddamn lives. 147 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,593 - You misunderstand. 148 00:05:24,626 --> 00:05:27,364 A mistake this big at our level? 149 00:05:27,397 --> 00:05:31,507 After the firing, then there's the firing squad. 150 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,343 I'm using wordplay here, of course. 151 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:34,478 all: Oh! Archer: Oh, thank God. 152 00:05:34,513 --> 00:05:37,384 - They'll probably just poison us. 153 00:05:37,417 --> 00:05:40,357 [intriguing music] 154 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:41,994 ♪ ♪ 155 00:05:42,027 --> 00:05:44,131 - So I feel like that imminent death thing 156 00:05:44,164 --> 00:05:45,735 kind of derailed my briefing. 157 00:05:45,768 --> 00:05:47,404 Any questions? - Yeah. 158 00:05:47,437 --> 00:05:49,475 Why did Fabian put you in charge? 159 00:05:49,509 --> 00:05:52,649 You're, like, notoriously bad in high-stress situations. 160 00:05:52,682 --> 00:05:54,451 - What? Name one time. 161 00:05:54,485 --> 00:05:56,857 - Last week, you got hives trying to decide 162 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,729 between "best" or "best regards" in an email. 163 00:05:59,763 --> 00:06:02,067 - Okay, well, that was a tonal minefield. 164 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,771 - I wish it were a real one, 165 00:06:03,804 --> 00:06:06,042 and then we wouldn't be having this conversation. 166 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:08,547 - Who did you think Fabian was gonna pick? 167 00:06:08,581 --> 00:06:11,018 Archer can't do it. Lana's a threat to power. 168 00:06:11,052 --> 00:06:13,056 And Krieger is...Krieger. 169 00:06:13,089 --> 00:06:14,726 There's nobody left. - I'm left. 170 00:06:14,759 --> 00:06:15,995 - You don't know the first thing 171 00:06:16,028 --> 00:06:17,599 about leading a mission, Pam. 172 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:19,435 - I know you've got about 60 seconds 173 00:06:19,468 --> 00:06:22,775 before your tactical lead there hurls chum into the ocean. 174 00:06:22,809 --> 00:06:26,082 - Archer, I told you to leave the booze on the plane. 175 00:06:26,115 --> 00:06:27,719 - [clears throat] 176 00:06:27,752 --> 00:06:30,123 [gulps] But I didn't. 177 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,960 - Okay, we get on the rig. 178 00:06:31,994 --> 00:06:34,465 Lana and Pam will get any rig workers to a safe room. 179 00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:36,770 Archer and I will start-- - Hey, sea turtles! 180 00:06:36,803 --> 00:06:38,540 Whoo! - What? 181 00:06:38,574 --> 00:06:40,978 You're supposed to stay more than 10 feet away from those! 182 00:06:41,012 --> 00:06:42,414 Archer: And are you supposed to be sober 183 00:06:42,447 --> 00:06:43,918 when you make new best friends? 184 00:06:43,951 --> 00:06:45,855 Because I'm not doing that either! 185 00:06:45,888 --> 00:06:47,892 - [sighs] Lana, a little help here. 186 00:06:47,926 --> 00:06:49,663 - I thought I was making things worse. 187 00:06:49,696 --> 00:06:51,132 Remember: "I got this." 188 00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:52,669 [Archer hurls] - Called it. 189 00:06:52,702 --> 00:06:54,906 Archer: [groans] That wasn't from drinking. 190 00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:56,777 I ate those menthol chips on the plane. 191 00:06:56,810 --> 00:06:59,481 But now that my head's clear, I have two questions. 192 00:06:59,516 --> 00:07:01,920 What are we doing? And which ocean is this? 193 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,857 - Explain to me how we can defuse this 194 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,193 if it gets activated. 195 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:06,462 - That's easy. 196 00:07:06,496 --> 00:07:08,166 You can't because it's not a bomb. 197 00:07:08,199 --> 00:07:10,103 It's a resonating superconductor. 198 00:07:10,136 --> 00:07:12,207 Once it starts, the pulse gets bigger and bigger 199 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,877 until it tears itself apart. 200 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,550 - Well, what can you do? - I don't remember. 201 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:17,919 I built it in-- 202 00:07:17,952 --> 00:07:20,090 what do you call it-- a fugue state? 203 00:07:20,123 --> 00:07:23,631 - By "fugue state," you mean shit-assed on drugs, right? 204 00:07:23,664 --> 00:07:25,200 - Of course not! 205 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:27,204 But that was also happening, yes. 206 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,811 - Hey, Lana, do you ever get the sense 207 00:07:30,845 --> 00:07:32,649 that certain people in this group get ignored? 208 00:07:32,682 --> 00:07:34,953 - Mm, which certain people? 209 00:07:34,986 --> 00:07:37,892 - Well, to put it delicately, the ones with tits. 210 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,564 - Thank you for being delicate, but yes. 211 00:07:40,598 --> 00:07:42,568 I can't just force myself to care anymore. 212 00:07:42,602 --> 00:07:44,939 I just wanna do my job and go home. 213 00:07:44,973 --> 00:07:46,910 - But I have a lot of great qualities. 214 00:07:46,943 --> 00:07:48,580 I always keep Cheryl in line. 215 00:07:48,614 --> 00:07:50,518 - Yeah, I would not lead with that. 216 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,258 - Is it just me, or-- 217 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:56,897 Cyril: Is nobody here? Archer: Great job, Cyril. 218 00:07:56,930 --> 00:07:58,500 They got away. Cyril: Who? 219 00:07:58,534 --> 00:08:00,971 - Whoever we're capturing, shooting, and/or rescuing. 220 00:08:01,005 --> 00:08:03,009 - How would we shoot and rescue them? 221 00:08:03,042 --> 00:08:04,211 - Hmm. Mercy killing? 222 00:08:04,244 --> 00:08:06,082 - We're late because of your delays! 223 00:08:06,115 --> 00:08:08,152 - Excuse me for being enchanted by turtles, 224 00:08:08,186 --> 00:08:10,624 the world's most mysterious sea creatures. 225 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,262 - Oh, come on. Everyone knows that's narwhals. 226 00:08:13,296 --> 00:08:14,866 - Pfft, only if the mystery is 227 00:08:14,899 --> 00:08:16,937 who's overcompensating for something. 228 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:18,841 No one's here because Cyril messed up, 229 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,678 probably due to his obsession with narwhals. 230 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:21,847 Let's meet up on the deck 231 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,753 and talk about how much we hate him. 232 00:08:24,786 --> 00:08:28,092 Pfft, narwhals. Basically the Ferrari of tusks. 233 00:08:28,126 --> 00:08:29,796 - Wait, check for-- - Aah! 234 00:08:29,829 --> 00:08:31,700 - I am called Alessia. 235 00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:35,106 I represent the Invisible Hand, and that was a warning shot. 236 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,244 - How was that a warning shot? You grazed me. 237 00:08:37,277 --> 00:08:40,651 - [chuckles] I'm very good. 238 00:08:40,684 --> 00:08:42,020 Krieger: I'm baffled by the complete lack 239 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:44,592 of pornographic doodling on these schematics. 240 00:08:44,626 --> 00:08:46,963 Are you sure these IIA folks are real scientists? 241 00:08:46,997 --> 00:08:50,203 - Oh, for God's sake! I'm so fudged right now. 242 00:08:50,236 --> 00:08:53,744 I need to know how to safely transport this thing now! 243 00:08:53,777 --> 00:08:55,013 I'm fudged! 244 00:08:55,046 --> 00:08:57,819 - Is there anyone at IIA you can talk to? 245 00:08:57,852 --> 00:08:59,823 - No! If the board finds out... 246 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:02,160 - You're fudged? - I'm fudging fudged! 247 00:09:02,194 --> 00:09:03,731 If you can't figure this out, 248 00:09:03,764 --> 00:09:05,601 I will throw you out of this plane. 249 00:09:05,634 --> 00:09:07,270 - Well, there is a way to disable it 250 00:09:07,304 --> 00:09:09,274 before it goes off, but it's dicey. 251 00:09:09,308 --> 00:09:10,978 Requires extreme precision. 252 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,582 - [groans] - What? 253 00:09:12,615 --> 00:09:14,586 - I was just thinking about who I was counting on 254 00:09:14,619 --> 00:09:16,188 to be precise. 255 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,894 [gunfire] - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 256 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:21,600 - Hiyah! - Ooh! 257 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:23,904 - This rig is set to self-destruct. 258 00:09:23,937 --> 00:09:26,208 Don't worry, we've evacuated the workers 259 00:09:26,242 --> 00:09:28,346 and given them little chocolates. 260 00:09:28,379 --> 00:09:30,885 The Invisible Hand isn't evil, 261 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,822 but if you get in our way again, 262 00:09:32,855 --> 00:09:34,191 you will be eliminated. 263 00:09:34,224 --> 00:09:36,730 - Yep, totally non-evil thing to say. 264 00:09:36,763 --> 00:09:38,834 - Well, regardless, remember it. 265 00:09:38,867 --> 00:09:39,969 - I didn't hear it. 266 00:09:40,003 --> 00:09:41,840 Could you say it again but slower 267 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,744 and turn your chin to catch the light? 268 00:09:43,777 --> 00:09:46,650 - I said, if I see you again, 269 00:09:46,683 --> 00:09:49,154 I'll eliminate you. 270 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:51,058 Chocolate? 271 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:52,829 - My God. 272 00:09:54,899 --> 00:09:55,968 - [gasps] The turtles! 273 00:09:56,001 --> 00:09:57,638 If the rig collapses... 274 00:09:57,672 --> 00:09:59,274 - What's the plan, Cyril? Are we stuck here? 275 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,713 - No! We still have their ropes. 276 00:10:01,746 --> 00:10:03,149 [bombs beeping] 277 00:10:03,182 --> 00:10:04,953 [explosion] 278 00:10:04,986 --> 00:10:07,157 I am now open to suggestions. 279 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,727 - Protect yourselves! 280 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,165 Pull your heads into your beautiful shells! 281 00:10:11,198 --> 00:10:12,735 - What do we do? What do we do? 282 00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:14,071 - Wait, I've got it. 283 00:10:14,104 --> 00:10:16,041 "Best regards." That's the one. 284 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:17,745 - God damn it, Cyril. Jump. 285 00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:20,985 - But we're hundreds of feet--aah! 286 00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:23,891 - Cannonball! 287 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,828 [splashing] 288 00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:28,901 - He really did it. 289 00:10:28,934 --> 00:10:31,706 He's gonna die trying to save turtles while drunk. 290 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:34,077 - Well, at least he'll die doing what he loves. 291 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,614 Cyril: Being an idiot. 292 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:43,262 Lana: Oh, look. 293 00:10:43,296 --> 00:10:45,433 It's a visual metaphor for your leadership. 294 00:10:45,466 --> 00:10:46,837 - Hey, that's not fair. 295 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,740 - He's right, because that platform 296 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,343 would've collapsed years ago. 297 00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:53,382 - It hasn't gone that badly. 298 00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:56,155 - And cue the sharks. 299 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,859 - Whoo! 300 00:10:57,892 --> 00:11:00,363 Zodiac! [all coughing] 301 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:02,434 Okay, guys, hop in, but be careful. 302 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,371 There's not a lot of room with all these turtles in here. 303 00:11:04,404 --> 00:11:06,141 - Just put them back in the ocean! 304 00:11:06,175 --> 00:11:07,410 - What? No. 305 00:11:07,444 --> 00:11:09,014 There's, like, a ton of sharks out there. 306 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:10,684 - Attracted by your vomit! 307 00:11:10,718 --> 00:11:12,187 - Those are vomit sharks? 308 00:11:15,193 --> 00:11:17,364 I said, "These are vomit"-- - We heard you. 309 00:11:17,397 --> 00:11:20,169 - Yet you refuse to embrace the mystery! 310 00:11:20,203 --> 00:11:22,808 - Hey, bud, at what point do you think you'll slow down? 311 00:11:22,842 --> 00:11:24,812 - It's to be determined, Pam. 312 00:11:24,846 --> 00:11:27,919 - Now, you pack of absolute morons, 313 00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:29,923 you've blown our chance to grab this thing 314 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,060 before it's operational, but there's still a chance. 315 00:11:32,093 --> 00:11:33,730 - But it'll be tight. We have to-- 316 00:11:33,764 --> 00:11:36,836 - Shut that idiocy production factory you call a mouth! 317 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,105 You're no longer in charge. 318 00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:39,842 The backup servers are destroyed, 319 00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,245 so the banks will scramble 320 00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:43,316 to make physical backups of their data. 321 00:11:43,349 --> 00:11:44,919 - Which means they'll be dismantling 322 00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:46,422 their electromagnetic shielding. 323 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,161 - Precisely, but you're not in charge either. 324 00:11:49,194 --> 00:11:51,098 - The Swiss will wait for a few hours 325 00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:53,770 for peak vulnerability and then set it off. 326 00:11:53,804 --> 00:11:55,440 We'll intercept them on the way in. 327 00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:57,878 - Uh, explain why we're doing this again. 328 00:11:57,912 --> 00:11:59,816 This sure seems like your mess-up. 329 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,987 - You're not wrong, but if the banks go down 330 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:05,426 and the world erupts in chaos, IIA will need scapegoats. 331 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:07,163 They'll burn you. 332 00:12:07,197 --> 00:12:09,067 - [groans] - Hey, Lana. 333 00:12:09,101 --> 00:12:11,105 Have you noticed there's a leadership vacuum 334 00:12:11,138 --> 00:12:13,042 now with Cyril being a little bitch and all? 335 00:12:13,075 --> 00:12:15,013 No offense. - That is not possible. 336 00:12:15,046 --> 00:12:17,317 - Oh, my God, I just want to do my job and go home, 337 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,221 but it's not working. 338 00:12:19,254 --> 00:12:20,991 - So you know what happens now? - I think-- 339 00:12:21,025 --> 00:12:24,131 - I take over and fix everything! 340 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:26,168 - Exactly what I was gonna say. 341 00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:30,443 - Okay, platoons. Here we go. 342 00:12:30,476 --> 00:12:32,548 Lana, keep your eyes southeast. 343 00:12:32,581 --> 00:12:34,451 Archer, you look northwest. 344 00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:37,324 Cyril, you look... in the other direction. 345 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,862 - Uh, I don't remember Fabian putting you in charge. 346 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:41,365 Pam: Pipe down, cadet. 347 00:12:41,398 --> 00:12:43,235 Lana: Better listen, Cyril. She means business. 348 00:12:43,269 --> 00:12:45,473 Pam: Lana, shut your tits! Keep this line clear. 349 00:12:45,507 --> 00:12:47,110 - You know, for a global banking center, 350 00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:48,981 this place is way smaller than I imagined. 351 00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:50,818 CYRIL: Island fact: it actually has 352 00:12:50,851 --> 00:12:53,055 more registered businesses than it has residents. 353 00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:55,093 Pam: God damn it, Archer. Are you drinking again? 354 00:12:55,126 --> 00:12:57,565 - Again implies that I stopped at some point, Pam. 355 00:12:57,598 --> 00:12:59,368 And I'm supporting local businesses 356 00:12:59,401 --> 00:13:01,405 against these international goliaths, 357 00:13:01,438 --> 00:13:03,109 so I'm basically David. 358 00:13:03,142 --> 00:13:04,244 Lana: [scoffs] Except drunk. 359 00:13:04,277 --> 00:13:06,516 - Hey, hey, hey, David was a musician 360 00:13:06,549 --> 00:13:09,087 with eight wives who killed a dude with a rock. 361 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,456 Does that scream sober to you? 362 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,993 - Speaking of human liabilities, 363 00:13:12,027 --> 00:13:13,195 has anyone heard from Cheryl? 364 00:13:13,229 --> 00:13:14,866 I can't believe I'm saying this, 365 00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:16,435 but I kind of miss her. 366 00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:18,239 - Yeah, feels like a great moment 367 00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:21,145 for some wildly unhelpful curveball. 368 00:13:21,178 --> 00:13:22,380 [helicopter whirring] 369 00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:24,318 Krieger: Got her. They just turned her on. 370 00:13:24,351 --> 00:13:27,324 Warming up now, getting ready for her big debut. 371 00:13:27,357 --> 00:13:29,161 [sniffles] Aw, Helga. 372 00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:31,833 They grow up so fast. - Okay, everyone. 373 00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:33,837 The package is coming in from the south. 374 00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,473 - Wait. It's coming in way too fast. 375 00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:36,442 It must be in the air. 376 00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:37,878 [ominous music] 377 00:13:37,912 --> 00:13:39,615 - Well, that simplifies things. 378 00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:44,358 ♪ ♪ 379 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,095 They're running away. - Wait. 380 00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:47,965 No, the package is still on track. 381 00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:49,468 How could that-- [gasps] 382 00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:56,616 - So she's going to activate it in the air 383 00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:58,386 as she flies over the city. 384 00:13:58,419 --> 00:14:00,624 What a cleverly Beverly. 385 00:14:00,657 --> 00:14:03,997 [dramatic music] 386 00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:05,868 Pam: God, she's like a Valkyrie. 387 00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:08,940 Take me to Valhalla. 388 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,511 - I've got a wingsuit in the back. 389 00:14:10,544 --> 00:14:12,013 Krieger, take the stick 390 00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:13,884 and continue my intercept course. 391 00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:15,386 No, you fudging idiot! Don't-- 392 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:18,292 Krieger: Give me back my baby! 393 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,298 ♪ ♪ 394 00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:23,503 Now, I will expertly swoop by and grab the-- 395 00:14:23,537 --> 00:14:25,306 [gasps] I don't know how to do any of that! 396 00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,310 - Aah! 397 00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:28,345 [both grunt] 398 00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:32,922 - Archer, commandeer a vehicle. 399 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,959 - I'm sorry about this... - Hey! 400 00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:37,163 - But would it kill you to do some maintenance? 401 00:14:40,369 --> 00:14:41,940 [slurring] Hello, Occifers. 402 00:14:41,973 --> 00:14:43,375 Obviously, this truck is mine 403 00:14:43,409 --> 00:14:46,048 because why else would I be holding a pineapple? 404 00:14:47,518 --> 00:14:48,987 [siren wailing] 405 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,256 - To the junkyard! 406 00:15:01,412 --> 00:15:04,384 [gunfire] 407 00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:07,925 - Do you think you could stop soaking yourself 408 00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:09,194 in piña coladas? 409 00:15:09,227 --> 00:15:10,964 - Who am I? Jimmy Buffett's carpet? 410 00:15:10,998 --> 00:15:14,204 This is a modified painkiller, which is way stronger. 411 00:15:14,237 --> 00:15:16,609 Second, you're not my boss. Pam is. 412 00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:18,647 - Would you put down your damn drink? 413 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,183 - No! [slurps] 414 00:15:20,216 --> 00:15:21,953 - Damn it! I'm out of ammo. 415 00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:23,088 Huh. 416 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,090 [grunts] 417 00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:27,598 Invisible Hand: Aah! 418 00:15:27,631 --> 00:15:30,571 - You guys see that? That was nuts, right? 419 00:15:30,604 --> 00:15:32,440 - Ha ha! Stupid Swiss. 420 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,079 It's the Battle of Grauholz all over again! 421 00:15:35,113 --> 00:15:37,985 - Uh, guys? Any quick tips on landing? 422 00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:39,421 Oh, God. It's happening so fast! 423 00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:40,524 Whoa! 424 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:44,264 [device beeping] 425 00:15:44,297 --> 00:15:45,501 Shh! 426 00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:48,072 It's okay. Daddy's here. 427 00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:50,042 - Uh, not to ruin a sweet moment, 428 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:52,581 which this is absolutely not, but is that thing ticking? 429 00:15:52,615 --> 00:15:54,184 - Huh, guess it is a bomb. 430 00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:56,689 My baby's all grown up. 431 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,359 [guns cocking] 432 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,429 - Tell him not to disarm that device! 433 00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:01,733 - Yeah, good luck with that. 434 00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:04,237 - He doesn't listen to us. 435 00:16:04,271 --> 00:16:06,375 - Green wire? - Yeah, probably. 436 00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:07,645 [beeping stops] Ha ha ha! 437 00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:10,416 Triumph, if a bit anticlimactic. 438 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:12,287 - Ugh, I hate how it always works out for you, 439 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,690 even when you're being a dick! 440 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,661 - You know, everyone has been really on my back today, 441 00:16:15,694 --> 00:16:17,430 but in the end, I'm always the best. 442 00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:18,465 To me! 443 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,071 [murmuring] 444 00:16:21,104 --> 00:16:22,173 Uh, Krieger? 445 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:24,110 - Oh, don't panic. - Oh, good. 446 00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:26,415 - No, don't panic. Run! 447 00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:36,034 - Get rid of your metals! 448 00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:39,107 Guns, belts, commemorative Prussian war coins! 449 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:43,048 - God, this is, like, the worst airport security line ever. 450 00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:45,453 [oscillates] 451 00:16:45,486 --> 00:16:46,723 - Okay, I think we're... 452 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,325 [whirring] 453 00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:51,064 Totally screwed! What the hell, Krieger? 454 00:16:51,098 --> 00:16:53,469 - It's oscillating. It'll get stronger each time! 455 00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:54,672 - Why does it do that? 456 00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:56,743 - Because science is weird! 457 00:16:56,776 --> 00:16:57,745 - Take cover! 458 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:04,559 - If we don't stop her, she'll keep expanding her range 459 00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:06,563 and wipe out all digital data on the island. 460 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,602 - So we need to destroy it? 461 00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:11,071 - No! 462 00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:12,073 But also yes. 463 00:17:12,106 --> 00:17:13,610 - Aah! What are we doing? 464 00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:15,079 - Cyril, you're not the leader anymore, 465 00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:16,616 so stop thinking. 466 00:17:16,649 --> 00:17:20,223 Bum-rush this metal chucker and smash it to smithereens! 467 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,528 [growls] Oof! 468 00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:24,665 - Why aren't you letting us save you? 469 00:17:24,699 --> 00:17:26,669 Oh, right, they want this to happen. 470 00:17:26,703 --> 00:17:28,773 Never mind! Makes sense now! 471 00:17:28,807 --> 00:17:30,243 [oscillates] 472 00:17:30,276 --> 00:17:31,746 - Everybody, grab something metal. 473 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:37,257 Charge! 474 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,495 Now let go! 475 00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:40,831 - Ow! - Aah! 476 00:17:40,864 --> 00:17:42,835 - Wow, that was a great idea, Pam. 477 00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:44,437 - Right? 478 00:17:44,471 --> 00:17:46,776 - [grunts] 479 00:17:46,809 --> 00:17:48,713 [alarms beeping] 480 00:17:48,747 --> 00:17:49,682 - [grunts] 481 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,389 - Well, that was bizarre. 482 00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:55,259 - Don't just stand there, you rich bastard. 483 00:17:55,293 --> 00:17:57,230 Fight! - [grunts] 484 00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:01,204 - [groans] 485 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:03,543 Those Swiss are fast learners. 486 00:18:03,576 --> 00:18:06,281 - Damn their superior educational system. 487 00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:10,791 - Not on my watch, sister. 488 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:14,097 - [grunts] - [grunts] 489 00:18:16,736 --> 00:18:18,840 - [grunts] Cold-cocked! 490 00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:21,546 Does that translate? Because it's fantastic. 491 00:18:21,579 --> 00:18:23,717 - Ugh, you again? 492 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:27,423 [both grunting] 493 00:18:27,457 --> 00:18:29,695 - I don't know if I want to fight you, be you, 494 00:18:29,729 --> 00:18:30,864 or sleep with you. 495 00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:32,166 - [chuckles] 496 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,302 Well, let's start with the first 497 00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:34,572 and see how it goes. 498 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,375 [grunts] - [groans] 499 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:39,347 Aw, man. Now I gotta get a tetanus shot. 500 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,459 - If you want something done right--ow! 501 00:18:45,494 --> 00:18:47,831 Fuck! My fucking hand! 502 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,367 Oh, look at it. 503 00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:52,574 See you when it's over. Fabian out. 504 00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:54,712 - Cover me. I'm gonna try to destroy it. 505 00:18:54,745 --> 00:18:56,448 [both grunt] 506 00:18:56,481 --> 00:18:58,787 - Oh, is that a Tudor Oyster Explorer? 507 00:18:58,820 --> 00:18:59,755 Sweet-- 508 00:19:01,425 --> 00:19:03,863 - Ow! What the hell? 509 00:19:03,897 --> 00:19:05,767 - I maybe shouldn't have chugged the pineapple. 510 00:19:05,801 --> 00:19:07,805 There were, like, six different rums in there, 511 00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,608 and now they're fighting. 512 00:19:09,642 --> 00:19:11,244 [both grunt] 513 00:19:11,278 --> 00:19:12,614 - [laughs] 514 00:19:12,648 --> 00:19:14,518 It's so liberating not to think all the time. 515 00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:17,223 Here, take this! You take that! 516 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,459 [both grunt] 517 00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:22,868 - Krieger, how do we destroy this? 518 00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:24,638 - Heads up, you Swiss bitch! 519 00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:26,542 [squelch] Oh, God! Sorry! 520 00:19:26,576 --> 00:19:28,513 I was just trying to knock you down. 521 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:30,349 - Just shoot it! - How? 522 00:19:30,383 --> 00:19:33,222 - Shoot anywhere when the magnet is in attract mode. 523 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,496 - Archer, get on! 524 00:19:36,529 --> 00:19:38,633 - Whoa! 525 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:41,506 Your Amazonian body takes up too much space, Lana. 526 00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:42,541 I can't balance. 527 00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:43,910 - Or maybe you can't balance 528 00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:45,514 because you are wasted! 529 00:19:45,547 --> 00:19:47,518 - Babysitting me isn't part of your job, 530 00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:49,855 as I've told you many times. 531 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,226 - Ugh, shut up and grab the gun! 532 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:57,638 Oh, God, is there no rhythm to this thing? 533 00:19:57,671 --> 00:19:58,973 Guess not. [gun cocks] 534 00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:01,946 [suspenseful music] 535 00:20:01,979 --> 00:20:04,852 ♪ ♪ 536 00:20:04,885 --> 00:20:06,522 - Oh, I can't look. 537 00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:09,628 [gunfire] 538 00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:12,433 - Aah! 539 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,270 [both grunt] 540 00:20:14,304 --> 00:20:17,544 I hate to mess you up like this. 541 00:20:17,578 --> 00:20:19,582 - And here I thought you were enjoying it. 542 00:20:19,615 --> 00:20:21,418 - Are we, like, flirting? 543 00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:23,990 I mean, this is fun, but I'd appreciate some clarity. 544 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,330 - Just tell me one thing. Why is Fabian after us? 545 00:20:27,363 --> 00:20:29,267 He's the one who sold us the device. 546 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,302 - He did? 547 00:20:31,973 --> 00:20:34,010 Just go. - Really? 548 00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:36,949 - Yeah, I mean, we all know Fabian sucks. 549 00:20:36,983 --> 00:20:40,289 I'm not gonna sacrifice a goddess for a douchebag. 550 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,561 - You know, you're much more formidable 551 00:20:42,594 --> 00:20:44,832 than the two idiots I encountered on the oil rig. 552 00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:47,504 They're lucky to have an incredible leader. 553 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,342 - Aw, shucks. Just get outta here. 554 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:53,348 [tender music] 555 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:54,852 ♪ ♪ 556 00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:57,591 Alessia, wait! 557 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,962 You got any more of that chocolate? 558 00:20:59,995 --> 00:21:03,703 - [sobbing] No! 559 00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:05,306 - What happened here? 560 00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:06,441 Is Archer knocked out? 561 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:07,778 - Nope. 562 00:21:07,811 --> 00:21:09,915 He passed out unscathed. 563 00:21:09,949 --> 00:21:11,586 - [snores] 564 00:21:11,619 --> 00:21:14,457 [coughs] Wow, what a screwup. 565 00:21:14,492 --> 00:21:16,863 Who knew a pineapple could hold that much rum? 566 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:18,533 So I blacked out and did something amazing, right? 567 00:21:18,566 --> 00:21:19,869 That's what always happens. 568 00:21:19,902 --> 00:21:22,006 No need to say anything. You're welcome. 569 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,375 Looks like a nailed this. 570 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,678 Oh, also nailing it, 571 00:21:24,712 --> 00:21:26,782 that nail through your hand, Fabian. 572 00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:28,620 [chuckles] That looks like it hurts. 573 00:21:28,653 --> 00:21:29,788 Well, that's what happens 574 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,324 when you're not as awesome as me. 575 00:21:33,496 --> 00:21:35,700 So how about the Swiss, right? 576 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:44,450 ♪ ♪ 577 00:21:56,408 --> 00:21:59,480 - Made in Georgia.