1 00:00:00,745 --> 00:00:02,582 [slow jazz music] 2 00:00:02,616 --> 00:00:04,151 Fabian: This is the main vault 3 00:00:04,185 --> 00:00:06,456 of the Global Currency Bank of New York. 4 00:00:06,489 --> 00:00:08,193 You will retrieve the contents 5 00:00:08,226 --> 00:00:11,032 of this safe deposit box tonight. 6 00:00:11,065 --> 00:00:13,571 Questions? - Uh, just one jillion. 7 00:00:13,604 --> 00:00:15,474 - You want us to rob a bank? 8 00:00:15,508 --> 00:00:17,746 - Yeah, that was the first one. - Of course not. 9 00:00:17,779 --> 00:00:19,382 - How is this not robbing a bank? 10 00:00:19,415 --> 00:00:22,154 - Because we won't use those words. 11 00:00:22,187 --> 00:00:23,256 - Yeah, that'll hold up in court. 12 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:24,458 - Also, night in general 13 00:00:24,493 --> 00:00:26,162 is kind of a bad time for me. 14 00:00:26,196 --> 00:00:28,400 I have experiments that I need to feed after midnight. 15 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,470 - Not to be Mr. All About the Rules... 16 00:00:30,505 --> 00:00:33,076 - Hey, there's a first. - But wouldn't this be crossing 17 00:00:33,109 --> 00:00:35,347 pretty big moral and ethical lines? 18 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:38,453 - I'm sorry, but Cyril is rrr--r-right. 19 00:00:38,486 --> 00:00:40,725 Wow, saying that felt even worse than thinking it. 20 00:00:40,758 --> 00:00:43,396 - Yeah, the agency isn't really in the business 21 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:45,100 of committing pure crime... 22 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:47,539 - We're not? - That isn't espionage-related. 23 00:00:47,572 --> 00:00:49,075 - Oh, okay. 24 00:00:49,108 --> 00:00:50,277 'Cause I was gonna say, 25 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:52,281 we kill people, like, all the time. 26 00:00:52,314 --> 00:00:54,252 - Oh, come on. It's not that bad. 27 00:00:54,285 --> 00:00:55,855 We'll be in and out, easy peasy. 28 00:00:55,888 --> 00:00:58,226 - Um, that sounds neither easy nor peasy. 29 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:00,498 - And not that it's ever a great time to go to prison, 30 00:01:00,531 --> 00:01:02,802 but I have my custody hearing for AJ coming up, 31 00:01:02,836 --> 00:01:05,340 and they tend to frown on recent felons. 32 00:01:05,374 --> 00:01:06,777 - Hey, maybe it's for a good cause. 33 00:01:06,810 --> 00:01:09,215 Like what if there's a baby monkey trapped in the box? 34 00:01:09,248 --> 00:01:10,785 You could tell us that. I'm willing to believe it. 35 00:01:10,818 --> 00:01:13,256 - Ooh, yes! Let's say there is 36 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:16,462 an extremely adorable little monkey in the box 37 00:01:16,497 --> 00:01:19,201 and that poor little fella needs to be retrieved 38 00:01:19,235 --> 00:01:22,609 before open of business tomorrow at 9:00 a. m. 39 00:01:22,642 --> 00:01:25,347 After that point, I'm afraid it'll be too late 40 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:28,420 for the little chap, but I can provide incentive. 41 00:01:28,453 --> 00:01:31,827 If you do this, IIA will give you back ownership 42 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:34,231 of the agency, along with the budget 43 00:01:34,265 --> 00:01:35,568 for the next six months. 44 00:01:35,602 --> 00:01:37,606 - Whoa. Really? - That would be enough 45 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,643 to get us fully back up and running. 46 00:01:39,676 --> 00:01:42,181 - It sounds good, but let's see that in-- 47 00:01:42,214 --> 00:01:43,350 writing. 48 00:01:43,383 --> 00:01:44,452 Well, I'll be damned. 49 00:01:44,485 --> 00:01:45,822 [laughs] Notarized and everything. 50 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:48,226 - Okay, Fabian. With my peerless leadership, 51 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:50,397 we're gonna do this mission, save the agency, 52 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:51,700 and when it's finished, I'm gonna laugh 53 00:01:51,734 --> 00:01:53,303 in your fat face. 54 00:01:53,336 --> 00:01:56,275 Here's to complete, utter victory. 55 00:01:56,309 --> 00:01:58,146 [echoing clang] 56 00:01:58,179 --> 00:02:00,818 So, uh, are all of you trapped? 57 00:02:00,852 --> 00:02:01,887 - Yep. 58 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,889 - Yep. [lasers humming] 59 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:04,726 - Yep. - Yeah--[groans] 60 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,195 - [strains] 61 00:02:06,229 --> 00:02:08,366 - That monkey is doomed. 62 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,406 [main title theme] 63 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:18,386 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:48,380 --> 00:02:50,183 Archer: So in retrospect, it would've been good to know 65 00:02:50,217 --> 00:02:51,754 that the vault door closes automatically 66 00:02:51,787 --> 00:02:53,256 after ten minutes. 67 00:02:53,289 --> 00:02:54,593 Pam, any luck disabling it? 68 00:02:54,626 --> 00:02:55,628 No, but I am... 69 00:02:55,661 --> 00:02:57,565 [rattling] Totally stuck. 70 00:02:57,599 --> 00:02:59,803 - Tell me about it. These guys won't shut up. 71 00:02:59,836 --> 00:03:02,675 - My lower gluteus is about to, well, I guess really tear, 72 00:03:02,709 --> 00:03:04,378 but whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 73 00:03:04,412 --> 00:03:06,315 I'm fine. I mean, not really. 74 00:03:06,349 --> 00:03:07,619 So what are we doing? 75 00:03:07,652 --> 00:03:09,288 - Well, our leader is incompetent, 76 00:03:09,321 --> 00:03:10,892 I'm this close to losing my daughter, 77 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:13,430 and now I'm trapped in a vault with the most irritating 78 00:03:13,463 --> 00:03:15,200 human being alive. 79 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:17,739 - Uh, comms went down when the vault closed. 80 00:03:17,772 --> 00:03:20,210 We can't hear them. They can't hear you. 81 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,314 - Oh, I know. I just wanted you to hear it. 82 00:03:22,347 --> 00:03:24,285 - [sighs] As a leader, sometimes it's hard to admit, 83 00:03:24,318 --> 00:03:25,955 but I have terrible followers. 84 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,726 Ray: Ah, the mark of a true leader: 85 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:28,794 passing the blame. 86 00:03:28,828 --> 00:03:30,430 - I didn't invent banks, Ray, 87 00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:31,734 so direct your shitty comments 88 00:03:31,767 --> 00:03:34,305 to the Assyrians or possibly Sumerians. 89 00:03:34,338 --> 00:03:36,342 Indus Valley also in the mix. 90 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:39,281 - Will you shush it? There are guards right outside. 91 00:03:39,315 --> 00:03:40,785 But for the record, a good leader 92 00:03:40,818 --> 00:03:43,657 slips the criticism in between a compliment sandwich. 93 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,295 Like "Pam, great idea getting up on the vault, 94 00:03:46,329 --> 00:03:47,966 "but next time, maybe try to demonstrate 95 00:03:47,999 --> 00:03:49,770 "some basic spatial awareness. 96 00:03:49,803 --> 00:03:52,307 Also, your skin has been glowing lately." 97 00:03:52,341 --> 00:03:53,443 - Yeah, what's up with that? 98 00:03:53,476 --> 00:03:55,414 Are you pregnant or in love? 99 00:03:55,447 --> 00:03:57,886 Ooh, wait, did you drink a bunch of nuclear waste? 100 00:03:57,919 --> 00:04:00,591 - Ew, no. Definitely not pregnant. 101 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:02,695 Can we just focus on not going to jail, please? 102 00:04:02,729 --> 00:04:03,931 I have brunch plans. 103 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:05,802 - You have a point, Pam, but also brunch 104 00:04:05,835 --> 00:04:08,641 is a stupid reason to not wanna go to jail, so pipe down. 105 00:04:08,674 --> 00:04:10,043 I have a plan. 106 00:04:10,076 --> 00:04:11,814 Pam, you're gonna drill a hole in the vault 107 00:04:11,847 --> 00:04:12,949 so we can reestablish communication 108 00:04:12,982 --> 00:04:14,418 with Lana and Cyril. 109 00:04:14,452 --> 00:04:15,988 Krieger, you hack the intercom system 110 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,293 with an emergency announcement to cover the noise. 111 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,297 Gillette, while all the guards are distracted, 112 00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:21,834 you'll be free to exit the closet, 113 00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:24,973 find the security grid, and disable it for Krieger. 114 00:04:25,006 --> 00:04:26,743 [whoosh] Now I'm gonna go head 115 00:04:26,777 --> 00:04:28,413 into the executive offices upstairs 116 00:04:28,446 --> 00:04:30,450 to find an override code for the vault. 117 00:04:30,484 --> 00:04:32,889 Pam: And also find more booze that you just ran out of? 118 00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:34,726 - You know, I was being nice before, Pam. 119 00:04:34,759 --> 00:04:35,761 Your skin doesn't look 120 00:04:35,795 --> 00:04:36,964 that much better. all: What? 121 00:04:36,997 --> 00:04:38,399 Krieger: You are a monster, sir. 122 00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:40,437 - Fine, getting a drink is a secondary part 123 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:42,942 of the plan, but I'm only being responsible. 124 00:04:42,976 --> 00:04:45,347 I'm about to be sober for the first time in ten years. 125 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:48,319 If that hangover hits head-on, my bones will explode. 126 00:04:48,353 --> 00:04:50,090 Krieger, you ready to hack into the sound system? 127 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,595 - [straining] Okay, doing this behind my back, 128 00:04:52,629 --> 00:04:55,333 but I'm pretty sure I got the right jack. 129 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:57,806 On my mark. Three, two, one. 130 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,943 [feedback screeching] - Aah! 131 00:04:59,976 --> 00:05:01,713 - It may not have been the right one. 132 00:05:01,747 --> 00:05:03,584 - God damn it. Everyone, just go with it. 133 00:05:03,617 --> 00:05:04,886 [drill whirs] 134 00:05:06,122 --> 00:05:07,659 - [groans] - Is it really that bad? 135 00:05:07,692 --> 00:05:09,496 I still just mostly hear my ears ringing. 136 00:05:09,529 --> 00:05:11,800 Thanks, tinnitus. 137 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:14,071 - Okay, security control room, 138 00:05:14,104 --> 00:05:16,743 that should be better labeled. 139 00:05:16,777 --> 00:05:17,846 [gun cocks] - Stop right there! 140 00:05:17,879 --> 00:05:19,749 - Whoa, whoa, hold up. I work here. 141 00:05:19,783 --> 00:05:20,985 It's my first day. 142 00:05:21,018 --> 00:05:22,822 Is that how you say hello, with a gun? 143 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,993 - Pretty much. Better safe than sorry. 144 00:05:25,026 --> 00:05:26,462 - Well, if you were any more safe, 145 00:05:26,497 --> 00:05:27,832 there'd be a bunch of holes in me. 146 00:05:27,866 --> 00:05:29,401 - I meant safe for me. [gun cocks] 147 00:05:29,435 --> 00:05:31,707 - Clearly. So can you show me around? 148 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:33,811 I still haven't seen the security grid setup. 149 00:05:33,844 --> 00:05:36,015 - Sure, but it's all pointless. 150 00:05:36,048 --> 00:05:38,888 I don't know why these dinosaurs are so worried 151 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:41,727 about their precious physical dollars and cents. 152 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,631 Money is an illusion. 153 00:05:43,664 --> 00:05:46,870 - That's an interesting take for a bank security guard. 154 00:05:46,904 --> 00:05:49,141 - Not really. I've seen things here. 155 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:52,381 The suits, the architecture, the green paper-- 156 00:05:52,414 --> 00:05:55,888 it's all symbolic, like marriage and seagulls. 157 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:58,126 - Wow, you are covering a lot of ground here. 158 00:05:58,159 --> 00:06:01,365 - So do you smoke grass or are you a narc? 159 00:06:01,399 --> 00:06:03,904 - Yes to the first, no to the second. 160 00:06:03,938 --> 00:06:05,440 - You guys doing all right down there? 161 00:06:05,473 --> 00:06:07,679 - Uh, yeah. Not so great. 162 00:06:07,712 --> 00:06:10,518 We found the safe deposit box, but we can't get it open. 163 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:11,887 - [panting] - And Cyril miraculously 164 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,423 hasn't sucked all the air out of the room 165 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,160 with all his stupid hyperventilating. 166 00:06:15,193 --> 00:06:17,097 - This is a very small space. 167 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:19,068 - Nice work, just Lana. 168 00:06:19,101 --> 00:06:20,538 - Ugh, when the door closed, 169 00:06:20,571 --> 00:06:21,907 I was in the middle of a strategy call 170 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,844 for AJ's custody hearing with my lawyer. 171 00:06:23,877 --> 00:06:25,648 Ah, well, my friend who's a lawyer, 172 00:06:25,681 --> 00:06:28,621 which is why she's taking my call at... 7:45? 173 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:29,923 Crap! We need to hurry! 174 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:31,058 - Don't worry. We'll get you out. 175 00:06:31,092 --> 00:06:32,027 Then you can get back to making 176 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,129 your friends' lives miserable, 177 00:06:33,162 --> 00:06:34,866 and I'll be on time for my brunch. 178 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,135 - We'll be trapped in here till we die, 179 00:06:36,168 --> 00:06:37,906 our bodies decaying on the floor. 180 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,676 [pants] - Aw, come on, hon. 181 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:40,945 That's not true. 182 00:06:40,978 --> 00:06:44,084 They'd remove our bodies way before they decayed. 183 00:06:44,118 --> 00:06:45,621 - And don't think of it as trapped. 184 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,957 It could be kinda nice, right? 185 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,996 Just one person for the rest of your life? 186 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:52,568 - You know, it kind of feels like we switched subjects here, 187 00:06:52,602 --> 00:06:54,806 but do you think the best audience for that kind of talk 188 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:56,475 is the lady whose ex-husband is fighting 189 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:57,979 for control of her daughter? 190 00:06:58,012 --> 00:06:59,448 - N-- Lana: And is locked in a vault 191 00:06:59,481 --> 00:07:00,751 with her feckless ex-boyfriend? 192 00:07:00,785 --> 00:07:01,753 - N-- Lana: And whose 193 00:07:01,787 --> 00:07:02,789 other ex-boyfriend 194 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,993 got her stuck in here? 195 00:07:05,026 --> 00:07:06,563 - Can I say no now? 196 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:07,632 Lana: You better. 197 00:07:07,665 --> 00:07:08,634 [smooth jazz music] 198 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:09,903 - God damn these young execs 199 00:07:09,936 --> 00:07:11,105 and their green juices. [bottle smashes] 200 00:07:11,138 --> 00:07:12,508 Doesn't anyone have the decency 201 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:14,044 to be drunk at work anymore? 202 00:07:14,078 --> 00:07:16,115 Wait, kombucha has alcohol. 203 00:07:16,148 --> 00:07:17,919 "May contain trace amounts of alcohol." 204 00:07:17,952 --> 00:07:19,522 May? Trace? 205 00:07:19,556 --> 00:07:22,027 Two words that should never be near alcohol. 206 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:25,000 Mm, except on Cinco de Mayo or with Dick Tracy. 207 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:26,737 [laughing] Or both. Man, that'd be a kick. 208 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:28,707 Pam: Archer, I got out! 209 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:32,114 Those strippercize classes really helped with my shimmy. 210 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,018 - You truly are a Renaissance woman. 211 00:07:34,051 --> 00:07:36,088 Though I should say, my knowledge of that era 212 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,725 mostly comes from historically-themed 213 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:39,863 pornography. - And I would like to see that, 214 00:07:39,896 --> 00:07:42,134 but, uh, not seeing much progress here. 215 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:44,138 Archer: [groans] Sorry. I'm a little fuzzy. 216 00:07:44,171 --> 00:07:45,775 I think that hangover's on its way. 217 00:07:45,808 --> 00:07:46,743 - Would you get your head in the game? 218 00:07:46,777 --> 00:07:47,879 If we don't get out of here, 219 00:07:47,912 --> 00:07:49,816 we are risking a hostage situation, 220 00:07:49,849 --> 00:07:51,853 civilian casualties, and prison. 221 00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:54,124 And I'll miss my 8:30 brunch reservations. 222 00:07:54,158 --> 00:07:55,728 Archer: 8:30? 223 00:07:55,761 --> 00:07:57,197 What kind of psychopath has brunch at 8:30? 224 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:58,634 That's breakfast, Pam. 225 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,871 - We can and will argue about that later, 226 00:08:00,905 --> 00:08:02,942 but what do we do now? 227 00:08:02,975 --> 00:08:05,748 - God damn it, there's only one person who can help us. 228 00:08:05,781 --> 00:08:08,520 [dramatic music] - [laughs evilly] 229 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:09,889 [phone ringing] 230 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,660 [sighs] 231 00:08:11,693 --> 00:08:13,162 Wait, what was I laughing about? 232 00:08:13,196 --> 00:08:14,566 [concoction bubbling] 233 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,678 [phone ringing] - Well, well, well. 234 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:23,016 Look who came crawling back. 235 00:08:23,049 --> 00:08:24,284 - Hey, neck bones. 236 00:08:24,318 --> 00:08:25,988 Cheryl: [laughing] Oh, it's you. 237 00:08:26,022 --> 00:08:27,525 I thought it was someone else. 238 00:08:27,558 --> 00:08:29,294 Their legs don't work. - We need your help. 239 00:08:29,328 --> 00:08:31,666 - Oh, and by "we," do you mean your longtime colleagues 240 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,537 who couldn't be bothered to reach out to their boss 241 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:35,674 after she was humiliatingly fired? 242 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,945 - Yes, totally fair, except you weren't the boss, 243 00:08:37,979 --> 00:08:40,551 I left a bunch of messages, and you quit. 244 00:08:40,584 --> 00:08:43,156 - Oh, who's to say what is? 245 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,626 Archer: Cheryl, we're stuck in a bank, 246 00:08:44,659 --> 00:08:46,630 and we need you to open a VIP safe deposit box 247 00:08:46,663 --> 00:08:48,132 to get Lana and Cyril out of the vault. 248 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,602 - Okay, pretend to be an eccentric, 249 00:08:49,636 --> 00:08:51,072 out-of-touch oligarch. 250 00:08:51,105 --> 00:08:52,074 - No, you don't need to pretend. 251 00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:53,644 You are those things. 252 00:08:53,677 --> 00:08:55,781 - Ooh, and this will be a great opportunity 253 00:08:55,815 --> 00:08:57,652 to use my self-taught demolition skills. 254 00:08:57,685 --> 00:08:59,321 Archer: No, no, no, no. Don't bring bomb-- 255 00:08:59,354 --> 00:09:02,094 [dial tone] Well, that went something. 256 00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:03,897 Pam, see if you can help Krieger. 257 00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:06,268 I'll be down as soon as I possibly can. Out. 258 00:09:06,302 --> 00:09:07,905 [gasps] Whiskey. 259 00:09:07,939 --> 00:09:10,678 Thank the Kentucky gods. 260 00:09:10,711 --> 00:09:12,582 A lesser man might find this humiliating, 261 00:09:12,615 --> 00:09:14,218 but a man such as I-- 262 00:09:14,251 --> 00:09:15,888 eh, forget it. 263 00:09:15,921 --> 00:09:17,023 [gulps] 264 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,159 Oh, my God. 265 00:09:18,192 --> 00:09:19,596 [grimaces] 266 00:09:19,629 --> 00:09:21,298 That's the best drink I've ever had! 267 00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:22,802 [gun cocks] - Who the hell are you? 268 00:09:22,835 --> 00:09:24,104 - Oh, sorry. Was this yours? 269 00:09:24,138 --> 00:09:25,674 - Whoa, Susan. 270 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:28,045 You must know Mr. Bank. 271 00:09:28,079 --> 00:09:30,083 - Hi, Susan. Yes, I'm Mr. Bank. 272 00:09:30,116 --> 00:09:31,720 And I work at a bank. 273 00:09:31,753 --> 00:09:33,289 Sometimes I wonder, "Is that a coincidence, 274 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:36,596 or did the name Bank create a subtle psychological pressure 275 00:09:36,630 --> 00:09:37,632 for me to work at a bank?" 276 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:39,268 Either way, I do my job 277 00:09:39,301 --> 00:09:40,938 all the time, and I do it well. 278 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:42,842 "You can bank on Bank," I always say. 279 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:45,614 - Yeah, he does overseas stuff, so he has weird hours. 280 00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:47,017 Probably why y'all haven't met. 281 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:49,188 - How do you know this guy if it's your first day? 282 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:50,991 - Because... 283 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:53,196 - We're old pals. I got him the job. 284 00:09:53,229 --> 00:09:54,933 He's been going through a rough time 285 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:57,104 with all the embezzling and prostitution 286 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,108 and mild cannibalism. 287 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,847 - Don't worry, I went to rehab for all of that. 288 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,249 - [laughs] Who hasn't? 289 00:10:03,282 --> 00:10:04,786 - So is there any reason 290 00:10:04,819 --> 00:10:06,990 you guys smell like a hacky sack convention? 291 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,161 - Is there a reason you smell like a narc? 292 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:10,865 Is this guy a narc? - No way. 293 00:10:10,898 --> 00:10:12,935 In fact, I bet he'd love to hear your theories 294 00:10:12,969 --> 00:10:15,373 about alien infiltration of the World Court. 295 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,344 She's been telling me all about it on our way 296 00:10:17,377 --> 00:10:20,150 to the security control room. 297 00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:23,957 - I, for one, think the aliens have been a positive influence. 298 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,694 - You know what? That does sound fascinating. 299 00:10:25,728 --> 00:10:27,632 I'll join you. - Wonderful. 300 00:10:27,665 --> 00:10:31,105 You know, you two are just like the sons I would've had 301 00:10:31,138 --> 00:10:34,011 if I hadn't predicted that end-stage capitalism 302 00:10:34,044 --> 00:10:35,981 would make it impossible to support a family 303 00:10:36,015 --> 00:10:37,184 on my salary. 304 00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:39,021 - Amen, sister. 305 00:10:39,054 --> 00:10:41,893 - Guys, my entire body is going numb, 306 00:10:41,927 --> 00:10:43,162 and not in the fun way. 307 00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:44,364 - Stay strong, buddy. 308 00:10:44,398 --> 00:10:46,235 Just focus on all the weird science shit 309 00:10:46,268 --> 00:10:47,905 you'll get to do when you get out of here. 310 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,945 - [groans] Yes, no holding back anymore. 311 00:10:50,978 --> 00:10:54,418 I'll expose all the truths "science" is too scared 312 00:10:54,451 --> 00:10:55,688 to admit. 313 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,424 - Oh, boy. 314 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,729 Lana: Ugh, still nothing. 315 00:10:59,762 --> 00:11:01,867 - [straining] Why don't you hire an actual lawyer 316 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:05,039 who can talk to you during normal business hours? 317 00:11:05,073 --> 00:11:06,843 - Because then I wouldn't get to do this. 318 00:11:06,877 --> 00:11:07,979 - Ow! 319 00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:08,981 - Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 320 00:11:09,014 --> 00:11:10,049 I have bars! Cyril: [whines] 321 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,753 - Shh, I'm on the phone. 322 00:11:11,786 --> 00:11:15,326 Hey, sorry I lost you when we got locked in the, um-- 323 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,796 uh, in the tunnel. 324 00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:18,199 You were saying? 325 00:11:18,232 --> 00:11:20,169 [laughs] Convicted of a crime? [lock clinking] 326 00:11:20,203 --> 00:11:21,706 No, never. No. 327 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:22,474 [lock clicks open] Cyril: Yes! 328 00:11:22,508 --> 00:11:24,444 Let the bank robbing begin! 329 00:11:24,478 --> 00:11:26,415 [groans] - No, no. 330 00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,085 That's not what he meant. 331 00:11:28,119 --> 00:11:29,488 [laughing] Girl, you're hilarious. 332 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,958 Me robbing a bank? 333 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:34,231 [laughing] Oh, could you even imagine? 334 00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:36,068 But hypothetically, how bad would that be? 335 00:11:36,101 --> 00:11:39,976 - So here we are at the security controls. 336 00:11:40,009 --> 00:11:41,880 - This switch controls the grid in the lobby 337 00:11:41,913 --> 00:11:44,351 and this is the executive offices upstairs. 338 00:11:44,384 --> 00:11:47,123 This one's for the grid surrounding the main vault. 339 00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:48,292 - How does it operate? 340 00:11:48,326 --> 00:11:50,363 If I wanted to turn it off, 341 00:11:50,396 --> 00:11:52,167 would I just do this? [switch clicks] 342 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,503 [lasers beam off] - [sighs] 343 00:11:53,537 --> 00:11:55,941 Thank nonexistent God in made-up heaven. 344 00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:58,981 [grunts] - Oh, we can't do that, sir. 345 00:11:59,014 --> 00:12:00,216 - [groans] [lasers humming] 346 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,252 - Hang on, wait a second. 347 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,155 If all this is symbolic anyway, 348 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,460 it really only matters if people think it's there. 349 00:12:05,494 --> 00:12:06,963 Krieger: [sighs] - But me getting fired 350 00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,366 isn't symbolic. Krieger: [grunts] 351 00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:10,804 - [laughs] But we'd save money on electricity. 352 00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:12,240 - Not worth me starving. Krieger: [grunts in pain] 353 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,244 - Less electricity, less global warming. 354 00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:15,179 Krieger: [sighs] - Don't put that on me. 355 00:12:15,213 --> 00:12:17,017 It's not my bank. Krieger: [sighs, groans] 356 00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:19,288 [gun cocks] - Would you just stop? 357 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,058 [lasers humming] - Ow. 358 00:12:21,091 --> 00:12:22,862 - Oh, you really love that gun. 359 00:12:22,895 --> 00:12:24,899 - I'm old, and I need leverage. 360 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:27,304 If any of these are turned off for more than a few seconds, 361 00:12:27,337 --> 00:12:29,308 the master alarm goes off. 362 00:12:29,341 --> 00:12:30,778 - Well, that's just... 363 00:12:30,811 --> 00:12:32,280 actually really good to know. 364 00:12:32,314 --> 00:12:34,418 - Well, I have to go fill out some legal forms because-- 365 00:12:34,451 --> 00:12:37,390 oh, my God, I just realized my name is totally stupid. 366 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,461 [light music] 367 00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:41,031 Did you catch all that? - Yeah. 368 00:12:41,065 --> 00:12:43,135 You really stuck it to Ray with the name thing. 369 00:12:43,169 --> 00:12:44,539 You should be nicer to him. 370 00:12:44,572 --> 00:12:46,475 - I meant the part about how if we turn off the alarms, 371 00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:49,247 we're screwed, but I also hear what you're saying about Ray, 372 00:12:49,281 --> 00:12:51,118 and no. Krieger: [grunts] 373 00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:53,155 [groans] - Krieger, what happened? 374 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,291 Krieger: It's all good. 375 00:12:54,324 --> 00:12:56,061 Just injected myself with a paralytic. 376 00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:57,531 Can't feel nothing now. 377 00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,001 - You carry that on you? 378 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:01,071 - God, all of this is going so wrong. 379 00:13:01,105 --> 00:13:02,440 I should just walk out. 380 00:13:02,474 --> 00:13:04,177 No, stupid Pam. 381 00:13:04,211 --> 00:13:06,048 You can't commit to anything. - Whoa, Pam. 382 00:13:06,081 --> 00:13:07,250 What is going on with you? 383 00:13:07,283 --> 00:13:08,419 - Nothing! 384 00:13:08,452 --> 00:13:10,524 I just really wanna go to brunch. 385 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,029 - Hey, turn off your comms. [comms click off] 386 00:13:13,062 --> 00:13:14,164 Is that really it? 387 00:13:14,197 --> 00:13:15,501 You can get brunch next weekend. 388 00:13:15,534 --> 00:13:17,805 I know a place that does topless mimosas. 389 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,276 It's bottomless mimosas served by topless dancers. 390 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,180 - I don't wanna have brunch with you. 391 00:13:22,213 --> 00:13:23,382 - Ouch. Why? 392 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:26,088 - I want brunch with... Alessia. 393 00:13:26,121 --> 00:13:28,459 - The hot Swiss mercenary lady who punched me in the face? 394 00:13:28,493 --> 00:13:29,562 Why are you so sad? 395 00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:30,964 She's awesome. 396 00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:32,033 - Yeah, we've been dating, 397 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,204 but I think it could be, like, 398 00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:36,275 I don't know, something real? 399 00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:38,613 - Holy shit. Pam in a relationship? 400 00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:41,318 Usually you're all wham-bam don't-get-attached-ma'am 401 00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:43,189 or sir or them. 402 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,226 - I know. I thought I'd feel trapped, 403 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,596 and I know this sounds dumb, 404 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:49,134 but I've never felt more free. 405 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,005 - Pam, from the bottom of my heart, 406 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,209 that does sound dumb, but I'm happy for you. 407 00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:56,115 - But now we're actually trapped in this stupid bank! 408 00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:58,052 I mean, I can't even be on time for brunch. 409 00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,421 She's Swiss, man! 410 00:13:59,454 --> 00:14:01,325 Watches are like gods to them. 411 00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:03,095 [phone ringing] 412 00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:05,366 - Call Alessia. Push your brunch back an hour. 413 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,139 Here comes the cavalry, except it's like a cavalry 414 00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,441 where the horses are in charge. 415 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,445 - That's supposed to comfort me? 416 00:14:11,478 --> 00:14:14,217 - I don't know. Everything's going fuzzy. 417 00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:15,988 Wow, I thought this hangover would kill me, 418 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:16,990 but-- [groans] 419 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,292 It's way worse than that. 420 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,327 I'm gonna go lie down for a bit, 421 00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:21,065 then look for that override code. 422 00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:23,970 Oh, and good luck with the Alessia thing. 423 00:14:24,004 --> 00:14:25,908 [bright piano music] 424 00:14:25,941 --> 00:14:27,545 - [in British accent] Well, hello, good sir. 425 00:14:27,578 --> 00:14:30,316 A thousand thanks for letting me in early. 426 00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:33,022 It is I, an obscenely wealthy socialite, 427 00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:36,395 who wishes to do business with thine banking shoppe. 428 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:38,065 Cheerio, spit-spot. 429 00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:40,303 - [laughing] Of course, Ms. Tunt. 430 00:14:40,336 --> 00:14:42,140 God, I hate rich people. 431 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,142 - Ready and in position. 432 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:44,344 Krieger, watch your butt. 433 00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:45,446 I'm going in. [saw whirring] 434 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,649 - Honestly, if you hit me, 435 00:14:46,683 --> 00:14:48,119 I won't even feel it. 436 00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:51,358 - That's funny. I can feel everything. 437 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:52,561 [button clicks, beeps] 438 00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:55,501 Oops... he, uh, said for no reason. 439 00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:57,437 Lana, Cyril, tell me you figured something out 440 00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,141 so I can just die now. 441 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:00,511 - No dice. It's right here, 442 00:15:00,544 --> 00:15:02,247 but I can't get the inner container unlocked. 443 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,984 - Will you just grab it? We'll figure it out later. 444 00:15:04,017 --> 00:15:05,486 What? No. Oh, no. 445 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:07,290 No one's talking about grabbing AJ, 446 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,194 uh, unless you think that kidnapping is an option, 447 00:15:09,227 --> 00:15:11,599 in which case--oh, God damn it. I lost service again. 448 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:14,237 - Or she didn't want to be an accessory to kidnapping. 449 00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:16,442 You know, you can come to me with questions. 450 00:15:16,475 --> 00:15:19,247 I have a law degree. - Oh, great. 451 00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:20,951 Because I do have a legal question: 452 00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:23,422 is it against the law to rip out a coworker's vocal chords 453 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,994 with your bare hands? - Very much, yes. 454 00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:28,533 - Then as my lawyer, I advise you to stop talking. 455 00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:30,436 Just grab the box! 456 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:33,008 - It's welded in, genius. [vault door opens] 457 00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:34,512 [mysterious music] 458 00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:37,518 - Oh, lovely. This is so Posh Spice. 459 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,421 Yes, yes, this will do quite nicely 460 00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:41,291 for storing the crown jewels. 461 00:15:41,325 --> 00:15:43,462 - Um, of what country? 462 00:15:43,497 --> 00:15:46,168 - All of them! 463 00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:49,207 Too many questions. Bring me someone else. 464 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,644 - Pam, it's empty. Go now. 465 00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:52,748 [saw buzzing] [thud] 466 00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,151 - My name's not Pam. 467 00:15:54,184 --> 00:15:55,253 [clang] 468 00:15:55,286 --> 00:15:56,723 - Good to see you again. 469 00:15:56,756 --> 00:16:00,329 ♪ ♪ 470 00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:02,400 - Where have you been, Ray? - [coughing] 471 00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:03,570 Nowhere. 472 00:16:03,603 --> 00:16:05,306 - Wow, it can't be that easy. 473 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,543 [gun cocks] Susan: Freeze right there! 474 00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:08,112 - Never say that. - You said you were going 475 00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:09,147 to the bathroom. 476 00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:11,251 - I lied. Enough games. 477 00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:12,387 I know you're robbing the bank. 478 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,559 I've known from the very beginning. 479 00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:16,195 [laughs] 480 00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,098 Nice. 481 00:16:18,132 --> 00:16:19,334 Ooh, it was too much fun 482 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,205 watching you guys fumble around. 483 00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:23,275 Serves these bozos right. 484 00:16:23,309 --> 00:16:24,612 Bring it all down! 485 00:16:24,645 --> 00:16:26,348 - You are amazing. You wouldn't happen to know 486 00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:29,755 if there's booze around here, would you, Suz? 487 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,026 [shelf whirring] [bottles clinking] 488 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:34,130 - Well, at least they have good security on the booze. 489 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:35,433 Heads up, Ray. 490 00:16:35,466 --> 00:16:37,705 - Override code 64245. 491 00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:39,207 [touchpad beeping] - Yes. 492 00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:41,178 Wait, is this it? [box creaks open] 493 00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:43,249 - [laughing] You are one gorgeous weirdo. 494 00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:45,052 - Thanks. One more thing. 495 00:16:45,086 --> 00:16:46,154 You guys have to rough me up. 496 00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:47,525 Make it look good. 497 00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:49,562 - I--I don't think I can do that. 498 00:16:49,595 --> 00:16:52,166 - Pussy. [grunting] 499 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,670 Get the hell out of here. 500 00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:55,039 - We owe you dinner! 501 00:16:55,072 --> 00:16:56,743 - I heard threesome. 502 00:16:56,776 --> 00:16:58,412 [suspenseful music] 503 00:16:58,445 --> 00:17:01,385 - See? I told you everything would work out. 504 00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:04,324 [siren wails] [guns cocking] 505 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,428 - Oh, shit. 506 00:17:06,461 --> 00:17:08,633 - I think it's pronounced "SWAT." 507 00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:14,812 - Breach the door! Go, go, go, go, go! 508 00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:17,217 [siren wails] - Who the hell tipped them off? 509 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,285 - No time to think about that. 510 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:21,091 Leadership! Upstairs! 511 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,429 [suspenseful music] 512 00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:26,101 - [grunting] 513 00:17:26,134 --> 00:17:27,638 - That's not gonna hurt until tomorrow. 514 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,307 - [grunting] 515 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,546 - Ow, okay. Turns out face shots hurt now. 516 00:17:31,579 --> 00:17:33,115 - [groans, shudders] 517 00:17:33,148 --> 00:17:35,386 - Oh, God, Tom, sorry. 518 00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:36,823 Good luck with the ska band. 519 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,261 - Whoo. 520 00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:40,263 police officer: Grenade! [coughing] 521 00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:41,833 [explosion] 522 00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:44,805 [grenade hissing] 523 00:17:46,576 --> 00:17:47,711 - Where to now? 524 00:17:47,745 --> 00:17:50,416 - As leader, I am open to suggestions. 525 00:17:50,449 --> 00:17:52,821 - I am not getting arrested before my custody hearing. 526 00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,792 Cheryl, do you have any more explosives? 527 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,863 - Duh, it's the only thing in here. 528 00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:58,533 Even the tampons are bombs. 529 00:17:58,566 --> 00:18:00,871 I like when my periods feel dangerous. 530 00:18:00,904 --> 00:18:01,839 [phone ringing] - [groans] 531 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,710 - Oh, hey, Alessia. 532 00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:07,818 So it, uh, turns out I might need to push our brunch back 533 00:18:07,851 --> 00:18:12,661 just a bit more, like maybe 15 to 20 years. 534 00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:13,830 - Pam, cut the shit. 535 00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:15,601 I know you're inside the bank. 536 00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:17,270 Don't worry about it, baby. 537 00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:18,673 I'm out back with the getaway truck. 538 00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:20,577 - Wait, really? How did you know? 539 00:18:20,611 --> 00:18:22,413 - You sounded freaked out on the phone, 540 00:18:22,447 --> 00:18:23,817 so I traced your team's movements. 541 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,687 Did it feel weird and stalker-y? 542 00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:28,593 Yeah, but that's every American rom-com. 543 00:18:28,627 --> 00:18:29,829 - It really is. 544 00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:31,331 Hey, good news, guys! 545 00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:34,371 My, uh, special friend is out back with wheels. 546 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,174 - Special friend? What did I tell you 547 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,611 about fear of commitment? 548 00:18:37,645 --> 00:18:39,849 ♪ ♪ 549 00:18:39,882 --> 00:18:42,220 - Cheryl, if you got something, now's the time. 550 00:18:42,253 --> 00:18:43,857 - Take it easy. I've got this. 551 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,361 ♪ ♪ 552 00:18:46,395 --> 00:18:48,432 And now... we begin. 553 00:18:48,465 --> 00:18:49,869 [guns cocking] 554 00:18:49,902 --> 00:18:51,839 ♪ ♪ 555 00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:53,375 [button clicks, beeps] 556 00:18:53,409 --> 00:18:56,214 [explosions] - [groaning] 557 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,728 [button clicks, beeps] [explosion] 558 00:19:02,761 --> 00:19:04,598 - Well, fun while it lasted. 559 00:19:04,632 --> 00:19:06,736 - Step aside. I've got this. 560 00:19:06,769 --> 00:19:08,773 [can spraying] - Who the hell are you? 561 00:19:08,807 --> 00:19:10,376 - I've been taking night classes. 562 00:19:10,409 --> 00:19:13,282 Junior colleges are surprisingly comprehensive. 563 00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:14,618 [can spraying] 564 00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:16,823 - Well, this is how we die. Cheryl: Relax. 565 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,495 You will all die years from now, safe in your beds, 566 00:19:19,528 --> 00:19:21,666 never suspecting I'm waiting in the shadows. 567 00:19:21,699 --> 00:19:22,601 Clear! [button clicks] 568 00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:24,204 [explosion] 569 00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:27,243 [rubble clattering] 570 00:19:27,276 --> 00:19:29,481 - Jump! - From all the way up here? 571 00:19:29,515 --> 00:19:30,884 - Sometimes you gotta take the leap. 572 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:33,222 [grunts] Aah! 573 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,560 [thud] [groans] 574 00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:37,397 - Uh, aah. [thud] 575 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,635 [both grunt] 576 00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:40,771 - Aah! 577 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,275 - [groans] - And she can bake? 578 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,914 Good God, I love this woman. 579 00:19:45,947 --> 00:19:47,785 - Wow, just blurting it out, huh? 580 00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:49,789 - Well, I stole the truck with the pastries 581 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,628 and replaced the roof, but did you just say... 582 00:19:52,661 --> 00:19:53,830 Lana: Go! 583 00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:54,965 [engine roaring] Ray: Faster! 584 00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:56,636 They're on our asses! 585 00:19:56,669 --> 00:19:59,508 - Duh, that's why I planted all those extra bombs. 586 00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:00,644 [remote beeps] 587 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,948 [explosions] 588 00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:05,554 [tires screeching] 589 00:20:05,587 --> 00:20:08,927 - So hey, about what you said back there, the L word-- 590 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,398 - L word? Yeah, you must have misheard me. 591 00:20:11,431 --> 00:20:12,935 I don't think I've ever used any words 592 00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:15,406 that have that letter in them at all ever. 593 00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:16,809 - Pam, that's such a stupid lie. 594 00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:18,580 Your full name is Pamela. 595 00:20:18,613 --> 00:20:20,951 Come on, just ask her to be your girlfriend already. 596 00:20:20,984 --> 00:20:23,823 - Girlfriend? Ew. No. 597 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:27,397 [sighs] Alessia, will you be my polyamorous primary? 598 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,700 - Yes! 599 00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:30,804 Just give me 4.2 seconds. 600 00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:32,407 [dialing] Klaus? 601 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,943 You're down to secondary. 602 00:20:33,977 --> 00:20:35,580 Ugh, don't be a baby. 603 00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:37,818 And call Esmeralda and knock her down to three. 604 00:20:37,851 --> 00:20:39,955 And now you're mine as well. 605 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,826 - Aw, you guys. 606 00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:43,830 You know, I am partially responsible for-- 607 00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,967 - No. - Fabian must've sold us out 608 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:48,372 to the cops. - Now let's not rush to judg-- 609 00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:50,309 - No, let's do rush to judgment. 610 00:20:50,342 --> 00:20:51,712 Fabian sold us out. 611 00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:53,983 It's not like anyone accidentally pushed 612 00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:55,854 a secret alarm or anything. 613 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,791 - The whole mission was probably bullshit. 614 00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:58,860 This is just a bunch of pictures 615 00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:00,697 with some random woman. 616 00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:03,636 [smooth jazz music] 617 00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,005 - You're late. 618 00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:07,009 - Yeah, well, someone was apparently 619 00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:08,713 pretty determined to get in our way. 620 00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:09,982 - Come on, Fabian. Let's hear it. 621 00:21:10,015 --> 00:21:11,853 What's your inevitable double cross? 622 00:21:11,886 --> 00:21:14,057 - No, double cross. I'm a man of my word. 623 00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:16,596 The agency is yours again. 624 00:21:16,629 --> 00:21:19,602 And in fact, I'm pleased it all worked out this way. 625 00:21:19,635 --> 00:21:21,338 I've come to respect-- 626 00:21:21,371 --> 00:21:22,641 Archer: Suck it, asshole! 627 00:21:22,674 --> 00:21:25,881 Alessia, punch it! 628 00:21:25,914 --> 00:21:27,885 - Nice working with you too. 629 00:21:27,918 --> 00:21:30,790 ♪ ♪ 630 00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:32,928 - Here's to me being right. 631 00:21:32,961 --> 00:21:35,466 Complete and utter victory. - Was it, though? 632 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,470 - I freaking crushed it back there. 633 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,608 Or should I say blasted it? [laughs] 634 00:21:39,642 --> 00:21:41,411 No, that sounds like something gross. 635 00:21:41,444 --> 00:21:43,048 - Guys, you won't believe this. 636 00:21:43,081 --> 00:21:44,752 anchor: Chaos in the Latin American country 637 00:21:44,785 --> 00:21:46,021 of Manatina tonight 638 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,760 as the prime minister has declared martial law. 639 00:21:48,793 --> 00:21:50,764 - Uh, does it seem like a coincidence 640 00:21:50,797 --> 00:21:52,501 that's where I tripped over a tapir 641 00:21:52,534 --> 00:21:53,903 and got snakebit in the face? 642 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,776 - [laughs] Oh, God. Still funny. 643 00:21:56,809 --> 00:21:59,380 You were so almost gonna die. 644 00:21:59,414 --> 00:22:01,519 - Borders are closed, and citizens have been confined 645 00:22:01,552 --> 00:22:03,923 to their homes. This sudden authoritarian turn 646 00:22:03,957 --> 00:22:06,361 is especially shocking given that the prime minister 647 00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:08,633 has, until now, been highly progressive, 648 00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:11,506 turning Manatina into a model for social change. 649 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:14,110 - Wait, did we just blackmail a president? 650 00:22:14,143 --> 00:22:16,582 - Thereby causing a geopolitical incident? 651 00:22:16,616 --> 00:22:19,087 - Well, that definitely won't look good in family court. 652 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,526 - Well, here's something that looks even worse. 653 00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:23,930 This contract is backdated six months. 654 00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:27,069 - So Fabian and IIA didn't rob that bank? 655 00:22:27,103 --> 00:22:29,407 - Or all that other stuff he had us do. 656 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,946 - We did. 657 00:22:31,979 --> 00:22:34,818 - Easy peasy. 658 00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:41,766 ♪ ♪ 659 00:22:53,656 --> 00:22:56,929 - Made in Georgia.