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But it's Saturday.
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[gasps] It is?
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Then I'll ask
all the terrorists
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who threaten
to destroy our world
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to take the day off.
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I just mean I had plans
to spend the day with AJ.
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And AJ is?
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My daughter.
Ah, children.
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The time goes so fast,
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but we're all
making sacrifices.
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Excuse me, waiter?
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More champagne
in the next one.
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Calling you on a Saturday.
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It's a simple pickup.
An hour max.
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Especially with--
- No, no, no.
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Please don't say it.
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Agent Archer as backup.
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Archer on a Saturday?
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As in the day
after Friday night?
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I don't see the problem.
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Obviously.
Have you talked to him yet?
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No, actually.
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He hasn't picked up the phone
for some reason.
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Oh, yeah, "for some reason."
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Hey, Archer.
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No.
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Yes,
a shower was necessary, Lana.
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It was a night of many fluids.
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First of all, gross.
It really was.
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Second of all, hurry up.
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I had a whole special day
planned with AJ.
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Coney Island,
a fancy tea place.
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Moist yet firm skin
doesn't just happen, Lana.
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I'm on step two of ten.
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Hey, do you see
a pumice stone out there?
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Fabian wants us to pick up
a negotiation specialist.
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The Broker.
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He's worked
with all the major players;
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Mafia, Yakuza, dictators,
dirty cops.
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Cops!
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There was something
with police last night.
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Whoo-hoo! Police horse!
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Yeah,
there's no way that happened.
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Then explain
these lance callouses.
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Anyway, the Broker's
a longtime go-between
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for criminal groups,
which means he has intel
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on all of them.
But now he's retiring,
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so they all want to torture him
for info and then kill him,
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which means your shower routine
could cost a man his life
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and me my day with AJ.
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Hello?
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[muffled] Sorry,
step five is a face wash.
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Let's skip to step ten.
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It's not a big deal, Robert.
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Just take AJ to the office
instead of my place.
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It's not about
the physical distance, Lana.
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It's the emotional distance
from you working
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instead of spending time
with AJ.
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I'm not working.
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I just wanna show AJ
where Mommy works.
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Depressing even if true.
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Shut up.
Is that Archer?
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- No, it's--
- Hey, Robert.
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I wanna remind you,
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these are formative years
for AJ.
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One day you'll look back
and wish--
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That you didn't tell me
how to parent?
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I agree.
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So since you are working--
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love the lying to Robert,
by the way--
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who exactly
is taking care of AJ?
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Seriously?
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Yeah, Pam,
I'm really sorry. I--
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No, I mean, this is amazing.
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Aunt Pam is gonna plan
so many great activities.
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Not to go all Ms. Frizzle,
but I might steal a bus.
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Just be at the office
in 15 minutes, okay?
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And one other thing...
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- Hello, Pam. Where is--
- Lana's upstairs.
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She just sent me down to get AJ
to bring her upstairs
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to Lana, who we've established
is upstairs.
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And she can't come
down because...
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She...
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got her period.
- Oh.
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That's a few days early
for her,
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so I guess
she would be unprepared.
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AJ, you ready to come along
with Aunt Pammy?
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No,
I don't want to call you that.
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We've been working
on boundaries.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I'll just have to earn it
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with activities!
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Activities with Lana?
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Sure.
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All right, there's the Broker.
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But Fabian says he's paranoid,
so don't spook him or--
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Hey, Broker!
Broker, over here.
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Damn it, Archer.
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I'm too hungover
for subterfuge, Lana.
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Uh, are you Broker,
or possibly "the Broker"?
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Depends on who's asking.
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Vagueness, that's fun.
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Hi. Look, we're here
on orders from Fabian.
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Orders? Someone has the two
of you working on a Saturday?
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How awful!
- Ugh, do not get me started.
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I had a whole day planned
with my daughter.
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And I planned last night
around a day
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that would let me lay
passed out near, but not in,
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a pool of vomit.
- Oh, how dreadful!
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My sympathies
to the both of you.
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Oh, it's okay. I just--
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wait, how did we get on this?
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Fabian wants us to take you in.
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Oh, Fabian sent you.
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Oh, my apologies.
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You see, as a negotiator,
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I often get people
to talk about themselves
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as a distraction
if I need an easy escape.
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I call it "instant intimacy."
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Wait, so you weren't actually
sympathizing with me?
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Oh, no,
with you, it was real.
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But there are a lot of people
after me.
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Can't be too careful.
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Speaking of,
Fabian and I had a code word.
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Code word? Uh, one moment.
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- Ooh.
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Might be hard
to get that info.
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I have a code phrase.
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"This was a one-hour job,
and I have a gun."
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Archer! But, yeah, sorry.
We are in a rush.
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Do you have kids?
- Ah, flashbang!
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Damn it.
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He got away.
- Like I give a shit.
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What's my one rule?
- No more flashbangs.
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No more flashbangs.
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My otolaryngologist
already said
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I'll be lucky
if I'm not deaf by 50.
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There!
He's going for the platform.
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biker: What the hell?
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Hey, pal, I'm the one
who should be mad.
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This is a shit bike.
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Jesus, shouldn't these be
motorcycle accessible by now?
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Damn it. Hey!
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Has anyone seen
a mischievous little man?
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Yay high?
Strange air of sophistication?
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Lana? How did you--
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I got on the train, Archer.
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The "being good at your job"
option.
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Ooh, that one's fun.
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It teaches you animals
in English
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and en Español.
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Uh, they used puerco for pig,
but cerdo is more common.
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Cool!
This one's a coloring book.
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Pam,
when is my mom getting here?
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Pam? AJ?
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Cyril? Why are you here?
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Oh,
just burning the midnight oil,
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but midday.
That midday oil.
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And why are you dressed
so casually?
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Fine, Pam, you got me.
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Sometimes I come in on weekends
to be at work
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but feel like I can goof off.
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Well, why don't you just--
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The thought of goofing off
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during real work hours
terrifies me.
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Lame.
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Um,
I wanna do something else.
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Like play
with a pretty dolly maybe?
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- Ha! Hyah!
- Ah!
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FYI,
she's working on boundaries.
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That's a good boundary.
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And it gives me an idea.
Activities!
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Well, the thing
you have to understand
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is I'm an amateur marathoner,
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so it's easy for me
to outrun people.
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Maybe average people, not me.
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Says the guy I just outran.
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Ha! Getting on a train
doesn't count.
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Enough.
I'm sorry we chased you,
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but we do work for Fabian.
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He's just hard to reach
on a Saturday.
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- Must be nice.
- Well, I'm still alive,
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so I'm inclined to believe you.
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But let me ask,
as agents for Fabian,
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do you think he's being honest
about his intent to help me?
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Aha! You don't trust him.
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- It's not--
- Not at all. 0%.
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- Well, time to run again.
- Wait.
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There are people out there
who actually want to kill you,
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and they could be anywhere.
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Freeze!
The Broker's coming with us.
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No! He comes with us.
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Does no one
take the weekend off?
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Okay, clearly a lot happen
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Can we just do
a quick roll call?
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- Nyet.
- Copy that, Russian Mafia.
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Well, God damn it, Dmitri.
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- Eh, can we get a move on here?
- Oh, and classic Mafia.
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Thanks, everyone.
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Looks like we have
Mexican standoff.
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Easy,
we don't use that term anymore.
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Plus, none of us
want to kill each other,
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so it's more of a multicultural
awkward dinner party.
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Can you not antagonize
the mobsters?
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Big hand friend is smart.
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Now, give us Broker
and no one gets hurt.
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Except Broker, obviously.
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Hey, new idea.
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I keep the Broker,
and everyone else gets hurt
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because he's under the
protection of Sterling Archer.
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The world greatest spy.
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I work for The Agency.
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Should that mean something?
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- Gentlemen, gentlemen!
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Might I suggest an alternative
where no one gets hurt,
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especially me?
I mean, I get it.
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No one wants their secrets out.
I'd want me dead too.
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Right,
oh, it's nothing personal.
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For sure. You are okay guy.
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Look, comrade, I get it.
I mean, I've got secrets too.
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Gosh, if people knew
that my grand-meemaw
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still makes dinner
for me every Sunday...
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Oh, my babushka does too.
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Come on, so does my nonna.
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Every Sunday night, she makes
a parmigiana could blow the--
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Oh, damn it.
He did it again.
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Hey, did you know
he runs marathons?
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He must bring that up a lot.
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- Ah, a lot.
- Everyone, stop.
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We want the Broker.
- Ha, get in line, buddy.
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Hiroshi!
Oh, we haven't seen the Yakuza
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since the Seattle negotiation.
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And now we have to outrun
a marathoner
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and three
criminal organizations
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on a Saturday, Lana!
- No, we don't.
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I put a tracker on the Broker
while we had him.
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Because we always lose them.
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Ready, AJ?
I'm not gonna go easy on you
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just because you're a--ah!
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- Whew. Let's go again.
- Damn, AJ.
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Where'd you learn to fight?
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My mom signed me up
for judo classes
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to help my self-confidence.
Hyah!
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Ah!
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You know, there's such a thing
as too much confidence.
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Now remember, AJ,
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your opponent won't always
fight clean,
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so it's good to mix in
some dirty boxing.
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Eyes, throat, groin.
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Or standard boxing,
hold the dirt.
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Yah!
- Ooh!
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Damn.
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Hey, Pam,
we're still on mission,
254
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,205
but we should be done soon.
How's AJ?
255
00:10:36,238 --> 00:10:38,142
Great.
She's playing with Cyril.
256
00:10:38,176 --> 00:10:40,648
No, no, no, no, no!
257
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,250
Toying with him anyway.
258
00:10:42,284 --> 00:10:44,756
Can you tell her I'll only
be gone a little bit longer?
259
00:10:44,789 --> 00:10:46,960
Plus her next few birthdays
and most holidays.
260
00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:48,797
Uh, you want me to say
that second part?
261
00:10:48,831 --> 00:10:51,368
No.
Ah!
262
00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:52,905
Hmm. Too easy.
263
00:10:52,939 --> 00:10:54,308
Can we do something else?
264
00:10:55,845 --> 00:10:58,049
I'm not sure Krieger's lab
is the best place
265
00:10:58,082 --> 00:10:59,451
for a child.
- Preteen.
266
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,957
And why are you still in pads?
267
00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:04,394
That last throw--
which I let you do--
268
00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:07,067
jammed the zipper.
- It'll be fine.
269
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,371
Just don't touch anything
or listen to anything
270
00:11:09,404 --> 00:11:10,841
that tells you to free it.
271
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,277
Dang it, locked.
272
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:15,784
Probably for the best.
Now who wants--
273
00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:18,022
My mom always keeps
an extra bobby pin in her hair,
274
00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:19,391
so I do too.
275
00:11:19,424 --> 00:11:21,897
Is it normal to be
intimidated by a child?
276
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,432
For you? Absolutely.
277
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:25,270
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
278
00:11:25,303 --> 00:11:26,806
The tracker says
he's in there.
279
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,077
So now I'm at Coney Island
without my daughter.
280
00:11:29,111 --> 00:11:30,446
Yeah,
it's not a good look for you.
281
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,185
Oh, my God!
- You see him?
282
00:11:33,219 --> 00:11:36,258
- Oh, I see him.
- We are mid-mission!
283
00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:38,262
And mid-Saturday!
284
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,170
Wow!
Is that a Raman spectrometer?
285
00:11:42,204 --> 00:11:44,107
Maybe. How do you know that?
286
00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:45,844
Mom sent me to science camp.
287
00:11:45,878 --> 00:11:47,380
It was right after
musical theater camp.
288
00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:48,917
We did a production of "Stomp!"
289
00:11:48,951 --> 00:11:50,854
Aunt Pammy would love
to see that!
290
00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:53,961
Not calling you that,
and I don't perform on command.
291
00:11:53,994 --> 00:11:56,733
- Great boundaries!
- Whoa.
292
00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:58,302
A sensory deprivation tank?
293
00:11:58,336 --> 00:12:00,273
But why does it have
so many wires?
294
00:12:00,306 --> 00:12:01,910
AJ, no!
295
00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:03,513
Ah! It's opening!
- Kill whatever comes out.
296
00:12:03,547 --> 00:12:05,517
What day is it?
297
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:08,857
- It's... Saturday.
- What year?
298
00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:10,928
The same one.
299
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:13,967
You are unbelievable.
300
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,038
I know, winning Poinkers
on my first try?
301
00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:17,407
You know
how impressive that is?
302
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,244
They glue those bottles down, Lana.
303
00:12:19,278 --> 00:12:21,348
I'll be impressed
if you help me find the Broker
304
00:12:21,382 --> 00:12:22,752
and get back to AJ.
305
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,923
I actually got this for AJ.
306
00:12:24,956 --> 00:12:28,095
I know what it's like to have
a mother who's neglectful--
307
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,435
And withholding.
308
00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:33,874
Wait, there he is.
Ugh, can we not?
309
00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:37,915
- Ah!
310
00:12:37,949 --> 00:12:40,086
Ah!
311
00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:41,790
Honestly,
I'm glad it's you two.
312
00:12:41,823 --> 00:12:44,194
You seem like my best option.
- Of all bad options.
313
00:12:44,227 --> 00:12:45,998
But Fabian's better
than the criminals
314
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,467
who want to kill you.
- Eh, tough call.
315
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,237
Stop making this take longer!
316
00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:50,908
I've already lost
half the day with AJ.
317
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,477
Half the day of one weekend.
318
00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:54,448
It's not one weekend.
319
00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:56,285
There's always some mission
or emergency
320
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,122
or moron
who won't take our help--
321
00:12:58,155 --> 00:13:01,295
no offense--I just feel like
I'm blowing it as a mother.
322
00:13:01,328 --> 00:13:03,065
- I know how you feel.
- You have kids?
323
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,069
Oh, God, no.
Had an absent mother.
324
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:07,107
It drove me to a life of crime.
325
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,244
Please? Please, Pam?
326
00:13:09,277 --> 00:13:11,181
Okay, just this once.
327
00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:13,386
This feels like
really bad babysitting.
328
00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:15,557
- We're not giving her a gun.
- It's okay.
329
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,093
Grandma gave me
shooting lessons
330
00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:18,496
every year for my birthday,
331
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,834
except when I was in Europe
because she said,
332
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,337
"They traded the right
to bear arms
333
00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,974
for having limp fries."
334
00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:26,813
Fine,
but no automatic weapons.
335
00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:31,990
Nobody move.
336
00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:34,562
- Aw, hi there, kitty.
337
00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:37,167
- AJ, you shouldn't--
- Rah!
338
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,505
That's what you sound like.
339
00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:42,110
Aw, look how ferocious you are.
340
00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:44,014
A ferocious little predator.
341
00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:46,318
What in the damn
zookeeper hell?
342
00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:48,189
Language, Pam.
343
00:13:48,222 --> 00:13:50,259
- What are you doing here?
- It's Saturday.
344
00:13:50,293 --> 00:13:52,965
Babou likes to use weekends
to mark new territory.
345
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,936
So that means
the shooting range
346
00:13:54,969 --> 00:13:56,940
is now covered in ocelot urine?
- Yeah!
347
00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:58,910
Let's say it's just
the shooting range.
348
00:14:02,017 --> 00:14:04,321
That's...
alarmingly good grouping.
349
00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:06,526
Holy crap!
Who are you, even?
350
00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,295
It's just a hobby.
351
00:14:08,329 --> 00:14:09,999
Seriously, who is this kid?
352
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,070
- Hmm, that's weird.
353
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,577
How does it not worry you?
354
00:14:15,611 --> 00:14:17,548
Most things don't worry me,
and I don't know
355
00:14:17,581 --> 00:14:19,619
what you're talking about,
so those two reasons.
356
00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:22,357
I mean the idea
that we're ruining AJ.
357
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,562
Lana, a million things
will ruin AJ.
358
00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:27,500
Us, weird friends,
a bad week at summer camp.
359
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,006
Wait, that's your answer?
"She's already ruined"?
360
00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:31,442
I loved my summer camp.
361
00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:33,580
I keep my jogging shoes
in the basket I made.
362
00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:35,551
We get it, you run!
363
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,420
We're all messed up
by something, Lana.
364
00:14:37,454 --> 00:14:39,659
There's murderers
with great parents.
365
00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:42,130
All you can do
is what you're already doing.
366
00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:44,635
Try your best
and hope you get lucky.
367
00:14:44,669 --> 00:14:47,240
That--actually helps
a little.
368
00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:49,077
Thanks.
369
00:14:49,111 --> 00:14:51,148
Hey, Pam, we've got the Broker.
Everything's fine.
370
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,518
we'll be back at the office
in ten minutes.
371
00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:53,653
Cool.
372
00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:55,991
Uh, might want to make it sooner.
373
00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,962
Oh, boy.
374
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:03,406
Why would all these criminal
375
00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:04,976
go to our office?
376
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,613
Maybe because
an idiot told them who he was
377
00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:07,982
and where he worked.
378
00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:09,351
I mean, that's one option.
379
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:11,689
To be clear,
we're driving toward a building
380
00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:13,960
full of people who want
to torture and kill me?
381
00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,363
Correct?
- I don't wanna put plans
382
00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:17,100
in their mouths, but probably.
383
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,970
Ah.
Then I'll be getting out now.
384
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,641
You didn't check him
for weapons?
385
00:15:20,674 --> 00:15:22,310
It's Saturday!
386
00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:23,547
You can just pull over anywhere.
387
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,116
Oh, shoot me.
388
00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,454
I am saving my daughter,
you jackhole.
389
00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,525
No sense dying
for her daughter.
390
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,529
Uh, technically
she's my daughter too.
391
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,332
You two have
a child together?
392
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,702
Yes, but not through sex.
393
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:36,706
This woman took my sperm
to have a baby.
394
00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:39,979
Oh, my God.
- Go on.
395
00:15:40,012 --> 00:15:41,181
Yeah,
and then she never told me.
396
00:15:41,215 --> 00:15:42,685
I told you when I was ready.
397
00:15:42,718 --> 00:15:45,123
After AJ was born
during a coup.
398
00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:47,293
Not that you cared,
because you abandoned her.
399
00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:49,397
So you faked a kidnapping
to make me care?
400
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,068
Only the first kidnapping.
401
00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:52,571
The other one was real.
402
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,474
Anyway,
she's back from Switzerland,
403
00:15:54,509 --> 00:15:56,011
she barely knows me
as a father,
404
00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:58,282
and her mother
is going through a divorce.
405
00:15:58,315 --> 00:16:01,288
You know what?
We gotta save this kid.
406
00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:04,361
Listen up, people.
407
00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:06,331
Until Archer and Lana get back,
408
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,670
as the babysitter,
I'm in charge.
409
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:11,308
- Yeah, of the kid.
- You wanna try me?
410
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:13,312
Not yet, but keep yelling!
411
00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:15,216
You three,
load up in the armory
412
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:17,020
then run and gun these mofos.
413
00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:19,759
- AJ, "mofos" means--
- I know.
414
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,565
I'll find AJ a place to hide
until it's over.
415
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,334
Over meaning we win?
416
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:25,771
Sure.
417
00:16:30,213 --> 00:16:33,118
Ah, not this again.
Oh, well.
418
00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:36,526
Wait, wait, wait.
419
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,730
We all want same thing, yes?
420
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,601
The Broker dead and bloody.
421
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:44,040
Then maybe we work together, comrades.
422
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:46,044
Oh, come on, look at us.
423
00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:48,449
The Broker connecting us
one last time.
424
00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:50,319
This guy's the glue, you know?
425
00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:53,325
God bless
that soon-to-be dead man.
426
00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:56,599
Can't you rig up an explosive
427
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:58,269
that will take them out
all at once?
428
00:16:58,302 --> 00:17:00,507
Hey,
no backseat bomb building.
429
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,745
Yeah, we didn't tell you how
to make your terrible ties.
430
00:17:02,778 --> 00:17:04,247
Wait,
you think I make my ties?
431
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,220
Ah!
432
00:17:11,194 --> 00:17:12,565
AJ, I need you to hide
in the lab.
433
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,167
But I can help.
434
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,737
I swear, I'm ready.
435
00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:18,475
I know you are, honey,
but you shouldn't have to be,
436
00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:20,079
so Pam's got this one,
437
00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:22,618
whether you call her
Aunt Pammy or not.
438
00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:24,522
All right, fellas!
439
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:28,362
Don't tell Mom the babysitter's
about to kick your ass!
440
00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:34,775
Ah!
Taking a lot of bullets here.
441
00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:36,779
Do you want me
to rush this bomb?
442
00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:39,317
No,
but I don't love being shot.
443
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,154
And I don't love criticism.
444
00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:43,125
Wait, wait, wait, you didn't
isolate the blast radius.
445
00:17:43,158 --> 00:17:44,427
It'll take us all out--
446
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,570
How are we not dead?
447
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,774
I built it so all the murder
went that way.
448
00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:53,412
Are you
our demolitions expert now?
449
00:17:53,445 --> 00:17:56,318
It's more of a hobby/religion
for me.
450
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,155
Come out, little girl.
451
00:17:58,188 --> 00:18:00,326
Ivan will not hurt you.
452
00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:03,265
Ivan will just trade you
for Broker...
453
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,537
and give puppy.
454
00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:07,708
You like puppy, huh?
455
00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:14,722
This is for making me
456
00:18:14,755 --> 00:18:16,826
come to the office
457
00:18:16,859 --> 00:18:18,830
on a Saturday!
458
00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,669
Sorry. Apologies.
Jacob, always a pleasure.
459
00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:24,407
Ah!
460
00:18:29,619 --> 00:18:31,421
Tell me where my daughter is,
461
00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:33,425
or I will rip out your eyes,
shove them up your ass
462
00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:35,564
so that you watch my fist
punch down your throat.
463
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:37,635
I don't even know
who you are.
464
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:39,204
Ah!
- Mommy!
465
00:18:39,237 --> 00:18:42,176
- AJ!
- Ah!
466
00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,715
Sweetie, what did we say
about gunfights?
467
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,487
- Serpentine!
- Oh, how adorably competent.
468
00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:50,661
Right, drop your guns.
Do it!
469
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,465
- Bombs too?
- Cheryl.
470
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,303
All right, let's all be cool.
471
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:56,873
Said the man holding my child
472
00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:58,710
as a human shield.
- Preteen.
473
00:18:58,743 --> 00:19:01,181
This is a babysitter's
worst nightmare.
474
00:19:01,214 --> 00:19:03,319
Yeah, you're definitely
not getting a tip.
475
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,389
No, no, no, no, no,
let's all settle down.
476
00:19:05,423 --> 00:19:07,728
Big Tony, this isn't like you.
477
00:19:07,761 --> 00:19:09,732
I know, it's just,
this didn't go down
478
00:19:09,765 --> 00:19:10,901
like I thought it would,
all right?
479
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:12,871
So more problems with Angie?
480
00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:16,278
She wants a big wedding, and
all the guests are her friends,
481
00:19:16,311 --> 00:19:17,313
so--
482
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:20,887
Damn it!
483
00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:24,227
- Is that an Irish jig?
- Dance camp.
484
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,496
Wh--
485
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,933
Damn it, if they kill him,
486
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,636
we wasted a whole Saturday
for nothing.
487
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:31,609
AJ, honey, I'm so sorry,
but--
488
00:19:31,642 --> 00:19:33,613
Go.
I'll stay with Aunt Pammy.
489
00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:37,387
Sh-she called me Aunt Pammy.
I earned it!
490
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,523
- He went this way.
491
00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:39,959
I'll get my car
and meet you outside.
492
00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:42,698
I'm pretty sure I left it
in the garage last night.
493
00:19:42,731 --> 00:19:45,269
Hmm, but not totally sure.
494
00:19:45,302 --> 00:19:48,643
Sergeant Strawberry!
495
00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:49,812
- Is that a--oh!
496
00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:52,618
Yes, Lana, it's a lance!
497
00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:55,924
That's them up there.
498
00:19:55,957 --> 00:19:58,530
Ugh, could you ride
a little smoother?
499
00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:00,967
Sure, Lana, let me shift
Sergeant Strawberry's gears.
500
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:09,985
Ugh.
501
00:20:10,019 --> 00:20:11,488
Here, take the reins.
502
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,329
- I'm only saying, Dimitri--
503
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:20,406
Was that like 20 feet?
That's gotta be a record.
504
00:20:20,439 --> 00:20:21,542
I don't know,
felt closer to ten.
505
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:22,745
Hey, you have running.
506
00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,682
Let me at least have this.
507
00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:31,428
Broker, I'm thrilled
to see you alive.
508
00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:32,865
It's one
of my favorite things to be,
509
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,604
second only to wine tasting
at your vineyard, of course.
510
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:36,973
How's the harvest?
- Ah.
511
00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:39,344
If the mildew doesn't get
my sauvignons,
512
00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:40,814
the beetles will.
513
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:42,751
Then we must hurry to get
those grapes in a glass.
514
00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:46,826
Oh, how I've missed you.
515
00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:49,431
- Okay, what's your trick?
516
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:50,734
And does it work
on daughters?
517
00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:52,571
Instant intimacy?
Well, the trick is,
518
00:20:52,604 --> 00:20:53,773
there is no trick.
519
00:20:53,807 --> 00:20:56,445
I connect
because I genuinely care.
520
00:20:56,478 --> 00:20:59,451
Like how you both care
about your daughter.
521
00:20:59,484 --> 00:21:01,789
See, Lana?
The criminal negotiator
522
00:21:01,823 --> 00:21:03,993
thinks we're good parents.
- Mm, not what he said.
523
00:21:04,027 --> 00:21:05,997
- Wait, where's AJ?
- She's fine.
524
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,601
She wanted to wait
in Grandma's office.
525
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,009
That had better be juice.
526
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:14,648
Mommy!
527
00:21:14,682 --> 00:21:16,017
AJ, I'm so sorry.
528
00:21:16,051 --> 00:21:17,888
I wanted this to be
your best Saturday ever.
529
00:21:17,921 --> 00:21:19,324
But it was.
530
00:21:19,357 --> 00:21:20,994
I saw your office
and played with Babou
531
00:21:21,027 --> 00:21:22,664
and fired a gun and--
- Pam!
532
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,902
What matters
is we're all safe.
533
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:28,041
The takeaway here
is she called me Aunt Pammy.
534
00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:30,947
And we all helped babysit,
which deserves compensation.
535
00:21:30,981 --> 00:21:33,352
- You're a multimillionaire.
- But I'm not a chump.
536
00:21:33,385 --> 00:21:34,889
Amen, sister!
537
00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:37,460
- Can we watch cartoons now?
- I would love that.
538
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,604
Oh, God, yeah, it's juice.
539
00:21:42,638 --> 00:21:44,742
Oh, my God, I still taste it.
540
00:21:44,775 --> 00:21:46,344
Someone get me some whiskey.
541
00:22:06,619 --> 00:22:09,558
Made in Georgia.