1 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,728 Now what is this bullshit? 2 00:00:13,761 --> 00:00:16,600 Um, which of the many species of bullshit 3 00:00:16,634 --> 00:00:19,105 in our bullshit ecosystem are you referring to? 4 00:00:19,138 --> 00:00:21,142 The jellybeans, which are only licorice, 5 00:00:21,175 --> 00:00:22,311 buttered popcorn, and-- 6 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:24,516 mm--I think, hatred? 7 00:00:24,550 --> 00:00:26,486 Or the coffee maker, which is gone 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,323 and replaced by off-brand instant? 9 00:00:28,356 --> 00:00:30,160 "Folber's Crystals, 10 00:00:30,193 --> 00:00:32,331 an acceptable part of waking up." 11 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:34,101 It's these chip flavors. 12 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:38,276 Snail, paella, Dutch onion, and... menthol? 13 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:40,280 Wow, a bag of these has more nicotine 14 00:00:40,314 --> 00:00:41,617 than a pack of cigarettes. 15 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,086 Well, now I wanna try them. 16 00:00:43,119 --> 00:00:44,422 This is why you'll fill out 17 00:00:44,455 --> 00:00:46,794 your food requisition forms properly, 18 00:00:46,827 --> 00:00:49,131 otherwise you get the leftovers from Headquarters 19 00:00:49,165 --> 00:00:50,568 that no one wants. 20 00:00:50,602 --> 00:00:52,572 Is there any part of IIA that isn't some kind of 21 00:00:52,606 --> 00:00:55,177 Kafka-meets-Brazil bureaucratic circle jerk? 22 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:57,448 See? This is why you lack vision. 23 00:00:57,481 --> 00:01:00,387 Our company-mandated biquarterly circle jerks 24 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:02,258 decrease sexual frustration 25 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:05,163 and increase productivity by 6%. 26 00:01:05,197 --> 00:01:07,434 Is he joking, or is it about to get awesome in here? 27 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:10,073 New mission: there's a device out there 28 00:01:10,107 --> 00:01:11,543 that we need to reacquire. 29 00:01:11,577 --> 00:01:13,280 So not awesome. 30 00:01:13,313 --> 00:01:15,685 - The Magnetic Pulse Generator. - Magnets? 31 00:01:15,718 --> 00:01:17,187 Are we worried someone will attack 32 00:01:17,221 --> 00:01:18,658 a kindergarten science class? 33 00:01:18,691 --> 00:01:20,561 It can wipe out all computer memory 34 00:01:20,595 --> 00:01:21,830 in a mile radius. 35 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:23,300 And it does this. 36 00:01:27,575 --> 00:01:29,613 Ooh, props to the graphics team. 37 00:01:29,646 --> 00:01:32,284 I was skeptical, but they're so worth it. 38 00:01:32,318 --> 00:01:35,525 Wait a second. I know that death metal device. 39 00:01:35,558 --> 00:01:36,794 That's Helga! 40 00:01:36,827 --> 00:01:38,330 How do you know about my Helga? 41 00:01:38,363 --> 00:01:39,866 I have cameras planted everywhere, 42 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,202 including your lab. 43 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,806 How dare you! 44 00:01:42,839 --> 00:01:44,108 Didn't you set up cameras 45 00:01:44,141 --> 00:01:45,612 in all the bathrooms at one point? 46 00:01:45,645 --> 00:01:47,582 Putting cameras in bathrooms is one thing. 47 00:01:47,616 --> 00:01:49,786 But a lab? That is private. 48 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:51,724 I saw potential in your project 49 00:01:51,757 --> 00:01:55,263 if paired with a proprietary IIA energy source, 50 00:01:55,297 --> 00:01:58,638 but after I stole it from you, someone stole it from me. 51 00:01:58,671 --> 00:02:00,575 The Swiss. 52 00:02:00,608 --> 00:02:02,444 - The Swiss? - The cheese guys? 53 00:02:02,478 --> 00:02:04,616 1929. Black Monday. 54 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:06,219 The Swiss. 55 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:09,325 The Cuban Missile Crisis. Swiss. 56 00:02:09,358 --> 00:02:12,532 1985. The Cola Wars. 57 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,335 That is one alert mob. 58 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,905 These elite Swiss operatives 59 00:02:15,938 --> 00:02:18,143 call themselves the Invisible Hand. 60 00:02:18,176 --> 00:02:19,211 Oh, yeah. 61 00:02:19,245 --> 00:02:20,314 Mother sometimes talked about them 62 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:21,517 when she was drinking. 63 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:22,886 She said it was like the entire country 64 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:24,723 extracted all their war-like impulses 65 00:02:24,756 --> 00:02:26,860 and injected them into a tiny group of people. 66 00:02:26,894 --> 00:02:28,798 They're going after the Cayman Islands 67 00:02:28,831 --> 00:02:30,935 because the global rich are banking there 68 00:02:30,968 --> 00:02:32,739 and not banking in Switzerland. 69 00:02:32,772 --> 00:02:34,876 Oh, no. Rich people problems. 70 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:36,780 If the Invisible Hand succeeds, 71 00:02:36,814 --> 00:02:39,920 it would throw IIA into financial chaos 72 00:02:39,953 --> 00:02:42,224 and probably ignite a global war. 73 00:02:42,257 --> 00:02:43,594 Well, that's not good. 74 00:02:43,627 --> 00:02:45,865 Ah, yes, Lana, the old saying. 75 00:02:45,898 --> 00:02:47,802 "War is not good." 76 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:50,374 So we steal the device back before the Swiss can use it. 77 00:02:50,407 --> 00:02:53,179 With the help of your demolitions expert! 78 00:02:53,213 --> 00:02:55,183 all: Huh? - I get it. 79 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,386 When Ms. Archer was in charge, 80 00:02:56,419 --> 00:02:57,856 she didn't really go on missions, 81 00:02:57,889 --> 00:02:59,693 but I'm a hands-on boss. 82 00:02:59,726 --> 00:03:01,496 You are not the boss. 83 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:02,799 I'm in the chair! 84 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:04,703 I need this to go by the book, 85 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:07,241 and since my last leader is still in the hospital 86 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,311 due to snake and multiple spider bites... 87 00:03:09,345 --> 00:03:11,583 I forgot that. It was really bad. 88 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:13,654 Agent Figgis is leading the mission. 89 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:15,223 - Oh, great. - Obviously. 90 00:03:15,257 --> 00:03:17,461 For the last time, let me say this. 91 00:03:17,494 --> 00:03:19,465 You're not my supervisor! 92 00:03:19,498 --> 00:03:20,768 I quit. 93 00:03:22,972 --> 00:03:25,377 Ah, don't worry, bud. She'll be back. 94 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:27,281 Oh, those Swiss bastards 95 00:03:27,314 --> 00:03:29,485 got their dirty, cheese-stinking fingers 96 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:32,525 all over my beautiful device! 97 00:03:32,559 --> 00:03:33,961 Wait. Where's Cheryl? 98 00:03:33,994 --> 00:03:35,631 Okay, let's go destroy this thing. 99 00:03:35,665 --> 00:03:38,269 - Reacquire it. - Uh, I doubt it. 100 00:03:38,303 --> 00:03:39,706 Have you met us? 101 00:04:23,694 --> 00:04:24,696 So before the Swiss 102 00:04:24,729 --> 00:04:26,533 wipe the banks' data on the mainland, 103 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,969 they plan to blow up the backup server 104 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:29,806 stored on this old drilling platform. 105 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,977 Our job is to intercept them, then interrogate them 106 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,614 to find out where they stored the device. 107 00:04:33,647 --> 00:04:35,818 So the device isn't on the rig? 108 00:04:35,852 --> 00:04:36,820 We don't think so. 109 00:04:36,854 --> 00:04:38,356 To access the rig, 110 00:04:38,389 --> 00:04:40,561 we'll enter undetected through this hatch here 111 00:04:40,595 --> 00:04:42,532 then locate and ambush the Swiss. 112 00:04:42,565 --> 00:04:44,435 God, you are so bad at this. 113 00:04:44,468 --> 00:04:47,374 It's like watching a clown car crash into a birthday party. 114 00:04:47,407 --> 00:04:49,546 Tragic, but at some level, hilarious. 115 00:04:49,579 --> 00:04:51,617 Archer, can you please put the bourbon down 116 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,587 and concentrate? - Scotch. No. 117 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:54,990 And don't you think you should concentrate? 118 00:04:55,023 --> 00:04:56,459 We're already behind schedule. 119 00:04:56,492 --> 00:04:57,762 Because you stopped at the liquor store 120 00:04:57,795 --> 00:04:59,031 on the way to the airport! 121 00:04:59,064 --> 00:05:00,835 Because I knew you wouldn't stock the plane, 122 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,006 so maybe next time be a little more professional. 123 00:05:03,039 --> 00:05:04,676 This from the man who invented the term 124 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:05,778 "groin taxi." 125 00:05:05,812 --> 00:05:07,649 Ha! Shows what you know. 126 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:10,387 That was a term I used to cleverly expense prostitutes. 127 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:11,824 - We all know that! - Lana. 128 00:05:11,857 --> 00:05:13,493 You're only making things worse. 129 00:05:13,527 --> 00:05:15,463 I've got this. - Yeah, Lana. 130 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:17,434 Our leader, Cyril's, got this. 131 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:18,604 Just listen to him 132 00:05:18,637 --> 00:05:20,541 since he's obviously our superior. 133 00:05:20,575 --> 00:05:22,411 Speaking of superiors, 134 00:05:22,444 --> 00:05:25,016 I try to insulate myself from peasant work, 135 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:27,354 but this has got to go perfectly. 136 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:28,624 None of us want to be fired. 137 00:05:28,657 --> 00:05:30,460 Oh, no, not fired, 138 00:05:30,493 --> 00:05:33,499 the thing you threaten us with every day of our goddamn lives. 139 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,603 You misunderstand. 140 00:05:34,636 --> 00:05:37,374 A mistake this big at our level? 141 00:05:37,407 --> 00:05:41,517 After the firing, then there's the firing squad. 142 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,353 I'm using wordplay here, of course. 143 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,488 all: Oh! Oh, thank God. 144 00:05:44,523 --> 00:05:47,394 They'll probably just poison us. 145 00:05:52,037 --> 00:05:54,141 So I feel like that imminent death thing 146 00:05:54,174 --> 00:05:55,745 kind of derailed my briefing. 147 00:05:55,778 --> 00:05:57,414 Any questions? - Yeah. 148 00:05:57,447 --> 00:05:59,485 Why did Fabian put you in charge? 149 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:02,659 You're, like, notoriously bad in high-stress situations. 150 00:06:02,692 --> 00:06:04,461 What? Name one time. 151 00:06:04,495 --> 00:06:06,867 Last week, you got hives trying to decide 152 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,739 between "best" or "best regards" in an email. 153 00:06:09,773 --> 00:06:12,077 Okay, well, that was a tonal minefield. 154 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,781 I wish it were a real one, 155 00:06:13,814 --> 00:06:16,052 and then we wouldn't be having this conversation. 156 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:18,557 Who did you think Fabian was gonna pick? 157 00:06:18,591 --> 00:06:21,028 Archer can't do it. Lana's a threat to power. 158 00:06:21,062 --> 00:06:23,066 And Krieger is... Krieger. 159 00:06:23,099 --> 00:06:24,736 There's nobody left. - I'm left. 160 00:06:24,769 --> 00:06:26,005 You don't know the first thing 161 00:06:26,038 --> 00:06:27,609 about leading a mission, Pam. 162 00:06:27,642 --> 00:06:29,445 I know you've got about 60 seconds 163 00:06:29,478 --> 00:06:32,785 before your tactical lead there hurls chum into the ocean. 164 00:06:32,819 --> 00:06:36,092 Archer, I told you to leave the booze on the plane. 165 00:06:37,762 --> 00:06:40,133 But I didn't. 166 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,970 Okay, we get on the rig. 167 00:06:42,004 --> 00:06:44,475 Lana and Pam will get any rig workers to a safe room. 168 00:06:44,509 --> 00:06:46,780 Archer and I will start-- - Hey, sea turtles! 169 00:06:46,813 --> 00:06:48,550 Whoo! - What? 170 00:06:48,584 --> 00:06:50,988 You're supposed to stay more than 10 feet away from those! 171 00:06:51,022 --> 00:06:52,424 And are you supposed to be sober 172 00:06:52,457 --> 00:06:53,928 when you make new best friends? 173 00:06:53,961 --> 00:06:55,865 Because I'm not doing that either! 174 00:06:55,898 --> 00:06:57,902 Lana, a little help here. 175 00:06:57,936 --> 00:06:59,673 I thought I was making things worse. 176 00:06:59,706 --> 00:07:01,142 "I got this." 177 00:07:01,175 --> 00:07:02,679 - Called it. 178 00:07:02,712 --> 00:07:04,916 That wasn't from drinking. 179 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:06,787 I ate those menthol chips on the plane. 180 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,491 But now that my head's clear, I have two questions. 181 00:07:09,526 --> 00:07:11,930 What are we doing? And which ocean is this? 182 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,867 Explain to me how we can defuse this 183 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,203 if it gets activated. 184 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:16,472 That's easy. 185 00:07:16,506 --> 00:07:18,176 You can't because it's not a bomb. 186 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:20,113 It's a resonating superconductor. 187 00:07:20,146 --> 00:07:22,217 Once it starts, the pulse gets bigger and bigger 188 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,887 until it tears itself apart. 189 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:26,560 - Well, what can you do? - I don't remember. 190 00:07:26,593 --> 00:07:27,929 I built it in-- 191 00:07:27,962 --> 00:07:30,100 what do you call it-- a fugue state? 192 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:33,641 By "fugue state," you mean shit-assed on drugs, right? 193 00:07:33,674 --> 00:07:35,210 Of course not! 194 00:07:35,243 --> 00:07:37,214 But that was also happening, yes. 195 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,821 Hey, Lana, do you ever get the sense 196 00:07:40,855 --> 00:07:42,659 that certain people in this group get ignored? 197 00:07:42,692 --> 00:07:44,963 Mm, which certain people? 198 00:07:44,996 --> 00:07:47,902 Well, to put it delicately, the ones with tits. 199 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,574 Thank you for being delicate, but yes. 200 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:52,578 I can't just force myself to care anymore. 201 00:07:52,612 --> 00:07:54,949 I just wanna do my job and go home. 202 00:07:54,983 --> 00:07:56,920 But I have a lot of great qualities. 203 00:07:56,953 --> 00:07:58,590 I always keep Cheryl in line. 204 00:07:58,624 --> 00:08:00,528 Yeah, I would not lead with that. 205 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,268 Is it just me, or-- 206 00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:06,907 Is nobody here? Great job, Cyril. 207 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,510 They got away. Who? 208 00:08:08,544 --> 00:08:10,981 Whoever we're capturing, shooting, and/or rescuing. 209 00:08:11,015 --> 00:08:13,019 How would we shoot and rescue them? 210 00:08:13,052 --> 00:08:14,221 Hmm. Mercy killing? 211 00:08:14,254 --> 00:08:16,092 We're late because of your delays! 212 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,162 Excuse me for being enchanted by turtles, 213 00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:20,634 the world's most mysterious sea creatures. 214 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:23,272 Oh, come on. Everyone knows that's narwhals. 215 00:08:23,306 --> 00:08:24,876 Pfft, only if the mystery is 216 00:08:24,909 --> 00:08:26,947 who's overcompensating for something. 217 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:28,851 No one's here because Cyril messed up, 218 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,688 probably due to his obsession with narwhals. 219 00:08:30,721 --> 00:08:31,857 Let's meet up on the deck 220 00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:34,763 and talk about how much we hate him. 221 00:08:34,796 --> 00:08:38,102 Pfft, narwhals. Basically the Ferrari of tusks. 222 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:39,806 - Wait, check for-- - Aah! 223 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:41,710 I am called Alessia. 224 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:45,116 I represent the Invisible Hand, and that was a warning shot. 225 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,254 How was that a warning shot? You grazed me. 226 00:08:47,287 --> 00:08:50,661 I'm very good. 227 00:08:50,694 --> 00:08:52,030 I'm baffled by the complete lack 228 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:54,602 of pornographic doodling on these schematics. 229 00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:56,973 Are you sure these IIA folks are real scientists? 230 00:08:57,007 --> 00:09:00,213 Oh, for God's sake! I'm so fudged right now. 231 00:09:00,246 --> 00:09:03,754 I need to know how to safely transport this thing now! 232 00:09:03,787 --> 00:09:05,023 I'm fudged! 233 00:09:05,056 --> 00:09:07,829 Is there anyone at IIA you can talk to? 234 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:09,833 No! If the board finds out... 235 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:12,170 - You're fudged? - I'm fudging fudged! 236 00:09:12,204 --> 00:09:13,741 If you can't figure this out, 237 00:09:13,774 --> 00:09:15,611 I will throw you out of this plane. 238 00:09:15,644 --> 00:09:17,280 Well, there is a way to disable it 239 00:09:17,314 --> 00:09:19,284 before it goes off, but it's dicey. 240 00:09:19,318 --> 00:09:20,988 Requires extreme precision. 241 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:22,592 - What? 242 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,596 I was just thinking about who I was counting on 243 00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:26,198 to be precise. 244 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,904 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 245 00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:31,610 - Hiyah! - Ooh! 246 00:09:31,643 --> 00:09:33,914 This rig is set to self-destruct. 247 00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:36,218 Don't worry, we've evacuated the workers 248 00:09:36,252 --> 00:09:38,356 and given them little chocolates. 249 00:09:38,389 --> 00:09:40,895 The Invisible Hand isn't evil, 250 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,832 but if you get in our way again, 251 00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:44,201 you will be eliminated. 252 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:46,740 Yep, totally non-evil thing to say. 253 00:09:46,773 --> 00:09:48,844 Well, regardless, remember it. 254 00:09:48,877 --> 00:09:49,979 I didn't hear it. 255 00:09:50,013 --> 00:09:51,850 Could you say it again but slower 256 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,754 and turn your chin to catch the light? 257 00:09:53,787 --> 00:09:56,660 I said, if I see you again, 258 00:09:56,693 --> 00:09:59,164 I'll eliminate you. 259 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,068 Chocolate? 260 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:02,839 My God. 261 00:10:04,909 --> 00:10:05,978 The turtles! 262 00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:07,648 If the rig collapses... 263 00:10:07,682 --> 00:10:09,284 What's the plan, Cyril? Are we stuck here? 264 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,723 No! We still have their ropes. 265 00:10:14,996 --> 00:10:17,167 I am now open to suggestions. 266 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,737 Protect yourselves! 267 00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:21,175 Pull your heads into your beautiful shells! 268 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,745 What do we do? What do we do? 269 00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,081 Wait, I've got it. 270 00:10:24,114 --> 00:10:26,051 "Best regards." That's the one. 271 00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:27,755 God damn it, Cyril. Jump. 272 00:10:27,788 --> 00:10:30,995 But we're hundreds of feet--aah! 273 00:10:31,028 --> 00:10:33,901 Cannonball! 274 00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:38,911 He really did it. 275 00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:41,716 He's gonna die trying to save turtles while drunk. 276 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,087 Well, at least he'll die doing what he loves. 277 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,624 Being an idiot. 278 00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:53,272 Oh, look. 279 00:10:53,306 --> 00:10:55,443 It's a visual metaphor for your leadership. 280 00:10:55,476 --> 00:10:56,847 Hey, that's not fair. 281 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,750 He's right, because that platform 282 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,353 would've collapsed years ago. 283 00:11:00,386 --> 00:11:03,392 It hasn't gone that badly. 284 00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:06,165 And cue the sharks. 285 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,869 Whoo! 286 00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:10,373 Zodiac! 287 00:11:10,406 --> 00:11:12,444 Okay, guys, hop in, but be careful. 288 00:11:12,477 --> 00:11:14,381 There's not a lot of room with all these turtles in here. 289 00:11:14,414 --> 00:11:16,151 Just put them back in the ocean! 290 00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:17,420 What? No. 291 00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:19,024 There's, like, a ton of sharks out there. 292 00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:20,694 Attracted by your vomit! 293 00:11:20,728 --> 00:11:22,197 Those are vomit sharks? 294 00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:27,374 I said, "These are vomit"-- - We heard you. 295 00:11:27,407 --> 00:11:30,179 Yet you refuse to embrace the mystery! 296 00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:32,818 Hey, bud, at what point do you think you'll slow down? 297 00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:34,822 It's to be determined, Pam. 298 00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:37,929 Now, you pack of absolute morons, 299 00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:39,933 you've blown our chance to grab this thing 300 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,070 before it's operational, but there's still a chance. 301 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:43,740 But it'll be tight. We have to-- 302 00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:46,846 Shut that idiocy production factory you call a mouth! 303 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,115 You're no longer in charge. 304 00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:49,852 The backup servers are destroyed, 305 00:11:49,886 --> 00:11:51,255 so the banks will scramble 306 00:11:51,288 --> 00:11:53,326 to make physical backups of their data. 307 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:54,929 Which means they'll be dismantling 308 00:11:54,963 --> 00:11:56,432 their electromagnetic shielding. 309 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,171 Precisely, but you're not in charge either. 310 00:11:59,204 --> 00:12:01,108 The Swiss will wait for a few hours 311 00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,780 for peak vulnerability and then set it off. 312 00:12:03,814 --> 00:12:05,450 We'll intercept them on the way in. 313 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,888 Uh, explain why we're doing this again. 314 00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:09,826 This sure seems like your mess-up. 315 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,997 You're not wrong, but if the banks go down 316 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:15,436 and the world erupts in chaos, IIA will need scapegoats. 317 00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:17,173 They'll burn you. 318 00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:19,077 - Hey, Lana. 319 00:12:19,111 --> 00:12:21,115 Have you noticed there's a leadership vacuum 320 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,052 now with Cyril being a little bitch and all? 321 00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:25,023 No offense. - That is not possible. 322 00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:27,327 Oh, my God, I just want to do my job and go home, 323 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,231 but it's not working. 324 00:12:29,264 --> 00:12:31,001 - So you know what happens now? - I think-- 325 00:12:31,035 --> 00:12:34,141 I take over and fix everything! 326 00:12:34,174 --> 00:12:36,178 Exactly what I was gonna say. 327 00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:40,453 Okay, platoons. Here we go. 328 00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:42,558 Lana, keep your eyes southeast. 329 00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,461 Archer, you look northwest. 330 00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:47,334 Cyril, you look... in the other direction. 331 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,872 Uh, I don't remember Fabian putting you in charge. 332 00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:51,375 Pipe down, cadet. 333 00:12:51,408 --> 00:12:53,245 Better listen, Cyril. She means business. 334 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,483 Lana, shut your tits! Keep this line clear. 335 00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,120 You know, for a global banking center, 336 00:12:57,153 --> 00:12:58,991 this place is way smaller than I imagined. 337 00:12:59,024 --> 00:13:00,828 Island fact: it actually has 338 00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:03,065 more registered businesses than it has residents. 339 00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,103 God damn it, Archer. Are you drinking again? 340 00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:07,575 Again implies that I stopped at some point, Pam. 341 00:13:07,608 --> 00:13:09,378 And I'm supporting local businesses 342 00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:11,415 against these international goliaths, 343 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,119 so I'm basically David. 344 00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:14,254 Except drunk. 345 00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:16,526 Hey, hey, hey, David was a musician 346 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:19,097 with eight wives who killed a dude with a rock. 347 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,466 Does that scream sober to you? 348 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,003 Speaking of human liabilities, 349 00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:23,205 has anyone heard from Cheryl? 350 00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:24,876 I can't believe I'm saying this, 351 00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:26,445 but I kind of miss her. 352 00:13:26,478 --> 00:13:28,249 Yeah, feels like a great moment 353 00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:31,155 for some wildly unhelpful curveball. 354 00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:34,328 Got her. They just turned her on. 355 00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:37,334 Warming up now, getting ready for her big debut. 356 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,171 Aw, Helga. 357 00:13:39,204 --> 00:13:41,843 They grow up so fast. - Okay, everyone. 358 00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:43,847 The package is coming in from the south. 359 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,483 Wait. It's coming in way too fast. 360 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:46,452 It must be in the air. 361 00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:49,625 Well, that simplifies things. 362 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,105 They're running away. - Wait. 363 00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:57,975 No, the package is still on track. 364 00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,478 How could that-- 365 00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:06,626 So she's going to activate it in the air 366 00:14:06,659 --> 00:14:08,396 as she flies over the city. 367 00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:10,634 What a cleverly Beverly. 368 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,878 God, she's like a Valkyrie. 369 00:14:15,911 --> 00:14:18,950 Take me to Valhalla. 370 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,521 I've got a wingsuit in the back. 371 00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:22,023 Krieger, take the stick 372 00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:23,894 and continue my intercept course. 373 00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,396 No, you fudging idiot! Don't-- 374 00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:28,302 Give me back my baby! 375 00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,513 Now, I will expertly swoop by and grab the-- 376 00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:35,316 I don't know how to do any of that! 377 00:14:35,349 --> 00:14:37,320 Aah! 378 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,932 Archer, commandeer a vehicle. 379 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,969 - I'm sorry about this... - Hey! 380 00:14:45,002 --> 00:14:47,173 But would it kill you to do some maintenance? 381 00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:51,950 Hello, Occifers. 382 00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:53,385 Obviously, this truck is mine 383 00:14:53,419 --> 00:14:56,058 because why else would I be holding a pineapple? 384 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,266 To the junkyard! 385 00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,935 Do you think you could stop soaking yourself 386 00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:19,204 in piña coladas? 387 00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:20,974 Who am I? Jimmy Buffett's carpet? 388 00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:24,214 This is a modified painkiller, which is way stronger. 389 00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:26,619 Second, you're not my boss. Pam is. 390 00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:28,657 Would you put down your damn drink? 391 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,193 No! 392 00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:31,963 Damn it! I'm out of ammo. 393 00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,098 Huh. 394 00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,608 Invisible Hand: Aah! 395 00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:40,581 You guys see that? That was nuts, right? 396 00:15:40,614 --> 00:15:42,450 Ha ha! Stupid Swiss. 397 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:45,089 It's the Battle of Grauholz all over again! 398 00:15:45,123 --> 00:15:47,995 Uh, guys? Any quick tips on landing? 399 00:15:48,028 --> 00:15:49,431 Oh, God. It's happening so fast! 400 00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:50,534 Whoa! 401 00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:55,511 Shh! 402 00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:58,082 It's okay. Daddy's here. 403 00:15:58,115 --> 00:16:00,052 Uh, not to ruin a sweet moment, 404 00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:02,591 which this is absolutely not, but is that thing ticking? 405 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,194 Huh, guess it is a bomb. 406 00:16:04,227 --> 00:16:06,699 My baby's all grown up. 407 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,439 Tell him not to disarm that device! 408 00:16:10,473 --> 00:16:11,743 Yeah, good luck with that. 409 00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:14,247 He doesn't listen to us. 410 00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:16,385 - Green wire? - Yeah, probably. 411 00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:17,655 Ha ha ha! 412 00:16:17,688 --> 00:16:20,426 Triumph, if a bit anticlimactic. 413 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,297 Ugh, I hate how it always works out for you, 414 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,700 even when you're being a dick! 415 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,671 You know, everyone has been really on my back today, 416 00:16:25,704 --> 00:16:27,440 but in the end, I'm always the best. 417 00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:28,475 To me! 418 00:16:31,114 --> 00:16:32,183 Uh, Krieger? 419 00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:34,120 - Oh, don't panic. - Oh, good. 420 00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:36,425 No, don't panic. Run! 421 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,044 Get rid of your metals! 422 00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:49,117 Guns, belts, commemorative Prussian war coins! 423 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:53,058 God, this is, like, the worst airport security line ever. 424 00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:56,733 Okay, I think we're... 425 00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:01,074 Totally screwed! What the hell, Krieger? 426 00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:03,479 It's oscillating. It'll get stronger each time! 427 00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:04,682 Why does it do that? 428 00:17:04,715 --> 00:17:06,753 Because science is weird! 429 00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:07,755 Take cover! 430 00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,569 If we don't stop her, she'll keep expanding her range 431 00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:16,573 and wipe out all digital data on the island. 432 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:19,612 So we need to destroy it? 433 00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:21,081 No! 434 00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:22,083 But also yes. 435 00:17:22,116 --> 00:17:23,620 Aah! What are we doing? 436 00:17:23,653 --> 00:17:25,089 Cyril, you're not the leader anymore, 437 00:17:25,122 --> 00:17:26,626 so stop thinking. 438 00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:30,233 Bum-rush this metal chucker and smash it to smithereens! 439 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,538 Oof! 440 00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:34,675 Why aren't you letting us save you? 441 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:36,679 Oh, right, they want this to happen. 442 00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:38,783 Never mind! Makes sense now! 443 00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:41,756 Everybody, grab something metal. 444 00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:47,267 Charge! 445 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,505 Now let go! 446 00:17:49,538 --> 00:17:50,841 - Ow! - Aah! 447 00:17:50,874 --> 00:17:52,845 Wow, that was a great idea, Pam. 448 00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:54,447 Right? 449 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,399 Well, that was bizarre. 450 00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,269 Don't just stand there, you rich bastard. 451 00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:07,240 Fight! 452 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,553 Those Swiss are fast learners. 453 00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:16,291 Damn their superior educational system. 454 00:18:18,395 --> 00:18:20,801 Not on my watch, sister. 455 00:18:26,746 --> 00:18:28,850 Cold-cocked! 456 00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:31,556 Does that translate? Because it's fantastic. 457 00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:33,727 Ugh, you again? 458 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,705 I don't know if I want to fight you, be you, 459 00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:40,874 or sleep with you. 460 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:43,312 Well, let's start with the first 461 00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:44,582 and see how it goes. 462 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,357 Aw, man. Now I gotta get a tetanus shot. 463 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,469 If you want something done right--ow! 464 00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:57,841 Fuck! My fucking hand! 465 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,377 Oh, look at it. 466 00:18:59,411 --> 00:19:02,584 See you when it's over. Fabian out. 467 00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,722 Cover me. I'm gonna try to destroy it. 468 00:19:06,491 --> 00:19:08,797 Oh, is that a Tudor Oyster Explorer? 469 00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:09,765 Sweet-- 470 00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:13,873 Ow! What the hell? 471 00:19:13,907 --> 00:19:15,777 I maybe shouldn't have chugged the pineapple. 472 00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:17,815 There were, like, six different rums in there, 473 00:19:17,848 --> 00:19:19,618 and now they're fighting. 474 00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:24,528 It's so liberating not to think all the time. 475 00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:27,233 Here, take this! You take that! 476 00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:32,878 Krieger, how do we destroy this? 477 00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,648 Heads up, you Swiss bitch! 478 00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:36,552 Oh, God! Sorry! 479 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,523 I was just trying to knock you down. 480 00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,359 - Just shoot it! - How? 481 00:19:40,393 --> 00:19:43,232 Shoot anywhere when the magnet is in attract mode. 482 00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:46,506 Archer, get on! 483 00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:48,643 Whoa! 484 00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:51,516 Your Amazonian body takes up too much space, Lana. 485 00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:52,551 I can't balance. 486 00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:53,920 Or maybe you can't balance 487 00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:55,524 because you are wasted! 488 00:19:55,557 --> 00:19:57,528 Babysitting me isn't part of your job, 489 00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:59,865 as I've told you many times. 490 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,236 Ugh, shut up and grab the gun! 491 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,648 Oh, God, is there no rhythm to this thing? 492 00:20:07,681 --> 00:20:08,983 Guess not. 493 00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:16,532 Oh, I can't look. 494 00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:22,443 Aah! 495 00:20:24,314 --> 00:20:27,554 I hate to mess you up like this. 496 00:20:27,588 --> 00:20:29,592 And here I thought you were enjoying it. 497 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,428 Are we, like, flirting? 498 00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:34,000 I mean, this is fun, but I'd appreciate some clarity. 499 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,340 Just tell me one thing. Why is Fabian after us? 500 00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,277 He's the one who sold us the device. 501 00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,312 He did? 502 00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,020 Just go. - Really? 503 00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:46,959 Yeah, I mean, we all know Fabian sucks. 504 00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:50,299 I'm not gonna sacrifice a goddess for a douchebag. 505 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,571 You know, you're much more formidable 506 00:20:52,604 --> 00:20:54,842 than the two idiots I encountered on the oil rig. 507 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,514 They're lucky to have an incredible leader. 508 00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,352 Aw, shucks. Just get outta here. 509 00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:07,601 Alessia, wait! 510 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,972 You got any more of that chocolate? 511 00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:13,713 No! 512 00:21:13,746 --> 00:21:15,316 What happened here? 513 00:21:15,349 --> 00:21:16,451 Is Archer knocked out? 514 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:17,788 Nope. 515 00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:19,925 He passed out unscathed. 516 00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:24,467 Wow, what a screwup. 517 00:21:24,502 --> 00:21:26,873 Who knew a pineapple could hold that much rum? 518 00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:28,543 So I blacked out and did something amazing, right? 519 00:21:28,576 --> 00:21:29,879 That's what always happens. 520 00:21:29,912 --> 00:21:32,016 No need to say anything. You're welcome. 521 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:33,385 Looks like a nailed this. 522 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,688 Oh, also nailing it, 523 00:21:34,722 --> 00:21:36,792 that nail through your hand, Fabian. 524 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:38,630 That looks like it hurts. 525 00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:39,798 Well, that's what happens 526 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,334 when you're not as awesome as me. 527 00:21:43,506 --> 00:21:45,710 So how about the Swiss, right? 528 00:22:06,418 --> 00:22:09,490 Made in Georgia.