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Pam:
Now what is this bullshit?
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Um, which of the many species
of bullshit
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in our bullshit ecosystem
are you referring to?
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The jellybeans,
which are only licorice,
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buttered popcorn, and--
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mm--I think, hatred?
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Or the coffee maker,
which is gone
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and replaced
by off-brand instant?
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"Folber's Crystals,
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an acceptable part
of waking up."
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It's these chip flavors.
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Snail, paella, Dutch onion,
and... menthol?
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Wow, a bag of these
has more nicotine
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than a pack of cigarettes.
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Well, now I wanna try them.
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This is why you'll fill out
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your food requisition forms properly,
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otherwise you get the leftovers
from Headquarters
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that no one wants.
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Is there any part of IIA
that isn't some kind of
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Kafka-meets-Brazil
bureaucratic circle jerk?
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See?
This is why you lack vision.
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Our company-mandated
biquarterly circle jerks
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decrease sexual frustration
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and increase productivity
by 6%.
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Is he joking, or is it
about to get awesome in here?
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New mission:
there's a device out there
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that we need to reacquire.
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So not awesome.
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- The Magnetic Pulse Generator.
- Magnets?
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Are we worried
someone will attack
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a kindergarten science class?
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It can wipe out
all computer memory
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in a mile radius.
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And it does this.
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[machine whirring]
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[zap]
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Ooh,
props to the graphics team.
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I was skeptical,
but they're so worth it.
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Wait a second.
I know that death metal device.
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[gasps]
That's Helga!
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How do you know about my Helga?
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I have cameras
planted everywhere,
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including your lab.
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How dare you!
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Didn't you set up cameras
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in all the bathrooms
at one point?
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Putting cameras in bathrooms
is one thing.
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But a lab?
That is private.
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I saw potential
in your project
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if paired with a proprietary
IIA energy source,
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but after I stole it from you,
someone stole it from me.
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The Swiss.
[all laughing]
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- The Swiss?
- The cheese guys?
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Fabian:
1929. Black Monday.
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The Swiss.
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The Cuban Missile Crisis. Swiss.
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1985. The Cola Wars.
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Pam:
That is one alert mob.
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These elite Swiss operatives
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call themselves
the Invisible Hand.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mother sometimes
talked about them
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when she was drinking.
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She said it was like
the entire country
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extracted
all their war-like impulses
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and injected them
into a tiny group of people.
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They're going
after the Cayman Islands
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because the global rich
are banking there
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and not banking in Switzerland.
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Oh, no.
Rich people problems.
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If the Invisible Hand succeeds,
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it would throw IIA
into financial chaos
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and probably ignite
a global war.
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Well, that's not good.
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Ah, yes, Lana,
the old saying.
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"War is not good."
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So we steal the device back
before the Swiss can use it.
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Cheryl: With the help
of your demolitions expert!
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all: Huh?
- I get it.
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When Ms. Archer was in charge,
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she didn't really
go on missions,
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but I'm a hands-on boss.
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You are not the boss.
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I'm in the chair!
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I need this to go
by the book,
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and since my last leader
is still in the hospital
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due to snake
and multiple spider bites...
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[laughs] I forgot that.
It was really bad.
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Agent Figgis
is leading the mission.
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- Oh, great.
- Obviously.
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For the last time,
let me say this.
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You're not my supervisor!
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I quit.
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[sobbing]
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Ah, don't worry, bud.
She'll be back.
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Oh, those Swiss bastards
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got their dirty,
cheese-stinking fingers
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all over my beautiful device!
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Wait.
Where's Cheryl?
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Okay,
let's go destroy this thing.
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- Reacquire it.
- Uh, I doubt it.
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Have you met us?
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[ice clinking]
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[gulps]
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[chuckles]
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[main title theme]
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♪ ♪
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Cyril: So before the Swiss
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wipe the banks' data
on the mainland,
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they plan to blow up
the backup server
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stored
on this old drilling platform.
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Our job is to intercept them,
then interrogate them
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to find out
where they stored the device.
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So the device
isn't on the rig?
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We don't think so.
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To access the rig,
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we'll enter undetected
through this hatch here
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then locate
and ambush the Swiss.
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Archer:
God, you are so bad at this.
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It's like watching a clown car
crash into a birthday party.
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Tragic,
but at some level, hilarious.
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Archer, can you please
put the bourbon down
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and concentrate?
- Scotch. No.
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And don't you think
you should concentrate?
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We're already behind schedule.
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Because you stopped
at the liquor store
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on the way to the airport!
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Because I knew
you wouldn't stock the plane,
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so maybe next time
be a little more professional.
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This from the man who
invented the term
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"groin taxi."
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Ha!
Shows what you know.
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That was a term I used to
cleverly expense prostitutes.
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- We all know that!
- Lana.
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You're only
making things worse.
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I've got this.
- Yeah, Lana.
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Our leader, Cyril's, got this.
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Just listen to him
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since he's obviously
our superior.
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Speaking of superiors,
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I try to insulate myself
from peasant work,
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but this has got
to go perfectly.
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None of us want to be fired.
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Oh, no,
not fired,
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the thing you threaten us with
every day of our goddamn lives.
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You misunderstand.
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A mistake this big
at our level?
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After the firing,
then there's the firing squad.
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I'm using wordplay here,
of course.
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all: Oh!
Archer: Oh, thank God.
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They'll probably
just poison us.
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[intriguing music]
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♪ ♪
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So I feel like
that imminent death thing
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kind of derailed my briefing.
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Any questions?
- Yeah.
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Why did Fabian
put you in charge?
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You're, like, notoriously bad
in high-stress situations.
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What?
Name one time.
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Last week, you got hives
trying to decide
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between "best"
or "best regards" in an email.
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Okay, well,
that was a tonal minefield.
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I wish it were a real one,
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and then we wouldn't be
having this conversation.
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Who did you think
Fabian was gonna pick?
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Archer can't do it.
Lana's a threat to power.
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And Krieger is... Krieger.
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There's nobody left.
- I'm left.
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You don't know
the first thing
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about leading a mission, Pam.
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I know you've got
about 60 seconds
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before your tactical lead there
hurls chum into the ocean.
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Archer, I told you to leave
the booze on the plane.
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[clears throat]
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[gulps]
But I didn't.
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Okay, we get on the rig.
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Lana and Pam will get
any rig workers to a safe room.
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Archer and I will start--
- Hey, sea turtles!
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Whoo!
- What?
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You're supposed to stay more
than 10 feet away from those!
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Archer: And are you
supposed to be sober
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when you make
new best friends?
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Because I'm not
doing that either!
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[sighs]
Lana, a little help here.
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I thought
I was making things worse.
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Remember:
"I got this."
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[Archer hurls]
- Called it.
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Archer: [groans]
That wasn't from drinking.
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I ate those menthol chips
on the plane.
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But now that my head's clear,
I have two questions.
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What are we doing?
And which ocean is this?
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Explain to me
how we can defuse this
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if it gets activated.
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That's easy.
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You can't
because it's not a bomb.
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It's a resonating superconductor.
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Once it starts, the pulse
gets bigger and bigger
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until it tears itself apart.
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- Well, what can you do?
- I don't remember.
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I built it in--
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what do you call it--
a fugue state?
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By "fugue state," you mean
shit-assed on drugs, right?
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Of course not!
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But that was also happening, yes.
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Hey, Lana,
do you ever get the sense
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that certain people
in this group get ignored?
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Mm, which certain people?
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Well, to put it delicately,
the ones with tits.
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Thank you for being delicate,
but yes.
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I can't just force myself
to care anymore.
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I just wanna do my job
and go home.
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But I have a lot
of great qualities.
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I always keep Cheryl in line.
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Yeah,
I would not lead with that.
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Is it just me, or--
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Cyril: Is nobody here?
Archer: Great job, Cyril.
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They got away.
Cyril: Who?
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Whoever we're capturing,
shooting, and/or rescuing.
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How would we shoot
and rescue them?
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Hmm.
Mercy killing?
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We're late
because of your delays!
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Excuse me for being enchanted
by turtles,
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the world's most mysterious
sea creatures.
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Oh, come on.
Everyone knows that's narwhals.
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Pfft, only if the mystery is
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who's overcompensating
for something.
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No one's here
because Cyril messed up,
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probably due to his obsession
with narwhals.
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Let's meet up on the deck
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and talk about
how much we hate him.
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Pfft, narwhals.
Basically the Ferrari of tusks.
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- Wait, check for--
- Aah!
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I am called Alessia.
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I represent the Invisible Hand,
and that was a warning shot.
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How was that a warning shot?
You grazed me.
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[chuckles]
I'm very good.
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Krieger: I'm baffled
by the complete lack
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of pornographic doodling
on these schematics.
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Are you sure these IIA folks
are real scientists?
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Oh, for God's sake!
I'm so fudged right now.
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I need to know how to safely
transport this thing now!
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I'm fudged!
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Is there anyone
at IIA you can talk to?
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No!
If the board finds out...
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- You're fudged?
- I'm fudging fudged!
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If you can't figure this out,
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I will throw you out
of this plane.
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Well, there is a way
to disable it
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before it goes off,
but it's dicey.
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Requires extreme precision.
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- [groans]
- What?
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00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,596
I was just thinking
about who I was counting on
254
00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:26,198
to be precise.
255
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,904
[gunfire]
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
256
00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:31,610
- Hiyah!
- Ooh!
257
00:09:31,643 --> 00:09:33,914
This rig is set
to self-destruct.
258
00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:36,218
Don't worry,
we've evacuated the workers
259
00:09:36,252 --> 00:09:38,356
and given them
little chocolates.
260
00:09:38,389 --> 00:09:40,895
The Invisible Hand isn't evil,
261
00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,832
but if you get
in our way again,
262
00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:44,201
you will be eliminated.
263
00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:46,740
Yep,
totally non-evil thing to say.
264
00:09:46,773 --> 00:09:48,844
Well, regardless,
remember it.
265
00:09:48,877 --> 00:09:49,979
I didn't hear it.
266
00:09:50,013 --> 00:09:51,850
Could you say it again
but slower
267
00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,754
and turn your chin
to catch the light?
268
00:09:53,787 --> 00:09:56,660
I said,
if I see you again,
269
00:09:56,693 --> 00:09:59,164
I'll eliminate you.
270
00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,068
Chocolate?
271
00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:02,839
My God.
272
00:10:04,909 --> 00:10:05,978
[gasps]
The turtles!
273
00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:07,648
If the rig collapses...
274
00:10:07,682 --> 00:10:09,284
What's the plan, Cyril?
Are we stuck here?
275
00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,723
No!
We still have their ropes.
276
00:10:11,756 --> 00:10:13,159
[bombs beeping]
277
00:10:13,192 --> 00:10:14,963
[explosion]
278
00:10:14,996 --> 00:10:17,167
I am now open to suggestions.
279
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,737
Protect yourselves!
280
00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:21,175
Pull your heads
into your beautiful shells!
281
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,745
What do we do?
What do we do?
282
00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,081
Wait, I've got it.
283
00:10:24,114 --> 00:10:26,051
"Best regards."
That's the one.
284
00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:27,755
God damn it, Cyril. Jump.
285
00:10:27,788 --> 00:10:30,995
But we're hundreds
of feet--aah!
286
00:10:31,028 --> 00:10:33,901
Cannonball!
287
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,838
[splashing]
288
00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:38,911
He really did it.
289
00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:41,716
He's gonna die trying
to save turtles while drunk.
290
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,087
Well, at least he'll die
doing what he loves.
291
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,624
Cyril:
Being an idiot.
292
00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:53,272
Lana:
Oh, look.
293
00:10:53,306 --> 00:10:55,443
It's a visual metaphor
for your leadership.
294
00:10:55,476 --> 00:10:56,847
Hey, that's not fair.
295
00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,750
He's right,
because that platform
296
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,353
would've collapsed years ago.
297
00:11:00,386 --> 00:11:03,392
It hasn't gone that badly.
298
00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:06,165
And cue the sharks.
299
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,869
Whoo!
300
00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:10,373
Zodiac!
[all coughing]
301
00:11:10,406 --> 00:11:12,444
Okay, guys, hop in,
but be careful.
302
00:11:12,477 --> 00:11:14,381
There's not a lot of room
with all these turtles in here.
303
00:11:14,414 --> 00:11:16,151
Just put them back
in the ocean!
304
00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:17,420
What? No.
305
00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:19,024
There's, like,
a ton of sharks out there.
306
00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:20,694
Attracted by your vomit!
307
00:11:20,728 --> 00:11:22,197
Those are vomit sharks?
308
00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:27,374
I said, "These are vomit"--
- We heard you.
309
00:11:27,407 --> 00:11:30,179
Yet you refuse
to embrace the mystery!
310
00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:32,818
Hey, bud, at what point
do you think you'll slow down?
311
00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:34,822
It's to be determined, Pam.
312
00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:37,929
Now,
you pack of absolute morons,
313
00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:39,933
you've blown our chance
to grab this thing
314
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,070
before it's operational,
but there's still a chance.
315
00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:43,740
But it'll be tight.
We have to--
316
00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:46,846
Shut that idiocy production
factory you call a mouth!
317
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,115
You're no longer in charge.
318
00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:49,852
The backup servers
are destroyed,
319
00:11:49,886 --> 00:11:51,255
so the banks will scramble
320
00:11:51,288 --> 00:11:53,326
to make physical backups
of their data.
321
00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:54,929
Which means
they'll be dismantling
322
00:11:54,963 --> 00:11:56,432
their electromagnetic shielding.
323
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,171
Precisely, but you're
not in charge either.
324
00:11:59,204 --> 00:12:01,108
The Swiss will wait
for a few hours
325
00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,780
for peak vulnerability
and then set it off.
326
00:12:03,814 --> 00:12:05,450
We'll intercept them
on the way in.
327
00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,888
Uh, explain
why we're doing this again.
328
00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:09,826
This sure seems like
your mess-up.
329
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,997
You're not wrong,
but if the banks go down
330
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:15,436
and the world erupts in chaos,
IIA will need scapegoats.
331
00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:17,173
They'll burn you.
332
00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:19,077
- [groans]
- Hey, Lana.
333
00:12:19,111 --> 00:12:21,115
Have you noticed
there's a leadership vacuum
334
00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,052
now with Cyril
being a little bitch and all?
335
00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:25,023
No offense.
- That is not possible.
336
00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:27,327
Oh, my God, I just want
to do my job and go home,
337
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,231
but it's not working.
338
00:12:29,264 --> 00:12:31,001
- So you know what happens now?
- I think--
339
00:12:31,035 --> 00:12:34,141
I take over
and fix everything!
340
00:12:34,174 --> 00:12:36,178
Exactly what I was gonna say.
341
00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:40,453
Okay, platoons.
Here we go.
342
00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:42,558
Lana, keep your eyes southeast.
343
00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,461
Archer, you look northwest.
344
00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:47,334
Cyril, you look...
in the other direction.
345
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,872
Uh, I don't remember
Fabian putting you in charge.
346
00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:51,375
Pam: Pipe down, cadet.
347
00:12:51,408 --> 00:12:53,245
Lana: Better listen, Cyril.
She means business.
348
00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,483
Pam: Lana, shut your tits!
Keep this line clear.
349
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,120
You know,
for a global banking center,
350
00:12:57,153 --> 00:12:58,991
this place is way smaller
than I imagined.
351
00:12:59,024 --> 00:13:00,828
CYRIL: Island fact:
it actually has
352
00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:03,065
more registered businesses
than it has residents.
353
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,103
Pam: God damn it, Archer.
Are you drinking again?
354
00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:07,575
Again implies that
I stopped at some point, Pam.
355
00:13:07,608 --> 00:13:09,378
And I'm supporting
local businesses
356
00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:11,415
against
these international goliaths,
357
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,119
so I'm basically David.
358
00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:14,254
Lana: [scoffs]
Except drunk.
359
00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:16,526
Hey, hey, hey,
David was a musician
360
00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:19,097
with eight wives
who killed a dude with a rock.
361
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,466
Does that scream sober to you?
362
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,003
Speaking
of human liabilities,
363
00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:23,205
has anyone heard from Cheryl?
364
00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:24,876
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
365
00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:26,445
but I kind of miss her.
366
00:13:26,478 --> 00:13:28,249
Yeah,
feels like a great moment
367
00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:31,155
for some wildly
unhelpful curveball.
368
00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:32,390
[helicopter whirring]
369
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:34,328
Krieger: Got her.
They just turned her on.
370
00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:37,334
Warming up now, getting ready
for her big debut.
371
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,171
[sniffles]
Aw, Helga.
372
00:13:39,204 --> 00:13:41,843
They grow up so fast.
- Okay, everyone.
373
00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:43,847
The package is coming in
from the south.
374
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,483
Wait.
It's coming in way too fast.
375
00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:46,452
It must be in the air.
376
00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:47,888
[ominous music]
377
00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:49,625
Well, that simplifies things.
378
00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:54,368
♪ ♪
379
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,105
They're running away.
- Wait.
380
00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:57,975
No, the package
is still on track.
381
00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,478
How could that--
[gasps]
382
00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:06,626
So she's going
to activate it in the air
383
00:14:06,659 --> 00:14:08,396
as she flies over the city.
384
00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:10,634
What a cleverly Beverly.
385
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:14,007
[dramatic music]
386
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,878
Pam:
God, she's like a Valkyrie.
387
00:14:15,911 --> 00:14:18,950
Take me to Valhalla.
388
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,521
I've got a wingsuit
in the back.
389
00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:22,023
Krieger, take the stick
390
00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:23,894
and continue
my intercept course.
391
00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,396
No, you fudging idiot!
Don't--
392
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:28,302
Krieger:
Give me back my baby!
393
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,308
♪ ♪
394
00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,513
Now, I will expertly
swoop by and grab the--
395
00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:35,316
[gasps] I don't know
how to do any of that!
396
00:14:35,349 --> 00:14:37,320
Aah!
397
00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:38,355
[both grunt]
398
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,932
Archer,
commandeer a vehicle.
399
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,969
- I'm sorry about this...
- Hey!
400
00:14:45,002 --> 00:14:47,173
But would it kill you
to do some maintenance?
401
00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:51,950
[slurring]
Hello, Occifers.
402
00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:53,385
Obviously,
this truck is mine
403
00:14:53,419 --> 00:14:56,058
because why else
would I be holding a pineapple?
404
00:14:57,528 --> 00:14:58,997
[siren wailing]
405
00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,266
To the junkyard!
406
00:15:11,422 --> 00:15:14,394
[gunfire]
407
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,935
Do you think you could
stop soaking yourself
408
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:19,204
in piña coladas?
409
00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:20,974
Who am I?
Jimmy Buffett's carpet?
410
00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:24,214
This is a modified painkiller,
which is way stronger.
411
00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:26,619
Second, you're not my boss.
Pam is.
412
00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:28,657
Would you put down
your damn drink?
413
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,193
No!
[slurps]
414
00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:31,963
Damn it!
I'm out of ammo.
415
00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,098
Huh.
416
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,100
[grunts]
417
00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,608
Invisible Hand: Aah!
418
00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:40,581
You guys see that?
That was nuts, right?
419
00:15:40,614 --> 00:15:42,450
Ha ha!
Stupid Swiss.
420
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:45,089
It's the Battle of Grauholz
all over again!
421
00:15:45,123 --> 00:15:47,995
Uh, guys?
Any quick tips on landing?
422
00:15:48,028 --> 00:15:49,431
Oh, God.
It's happening so fast!
423
00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:50,534
Whoa!
424
00:15:53,339 --> 00:15:54,274
[device beeping]
425
00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:55,511
Shh!
426
00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:58,082
It's okay.
Daddy's here.
427
00:15:58,115 --> 00:16:00,052
Uh,
not to ruin a sweet moment,
428
00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:02,591
which this is absolutely not,
but is that thing ticking?
429
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,194
Huh, guess it is a bomb.
430
00:16:04,227 --> 00:16:06,699
My baby's all grown up.
431
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,369
[guns cocking]
432
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,439
Tell him
not to disarm that device!
433
00:16:10,473 --> 00:16:11,743
Yeah, good luck with that.
434
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:14,247
He doesn't listen to us.
435
00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:16,385
- Green wire?
- Yeah, probably.
436
00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:17,655
[beeping stops]
Ha ha ha!
437
00:16:17,688 --> 00:16:20,426
Triumph,
if a bit anticlimactic.
438
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,297
Ugh, I hate how it always
works out for you,
439
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,700
even when you're being a dick!
440
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,671
You know, everyone has
been really on my back today,
441
00:16:25,704 --> 00:16:27,440
but in the end,
I'm always the best.
442
00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:28,475
To me!
443
00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:31,081
[murmuring]
444
00:16:31,114 --> 00:16:32,183
Uh, Krieger?
445
00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:34,120
- Oh, don't panic.
- Oh, good.
446
00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:36,425
No, don't panic.
Run!
447
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,044
Get rid of your metals!
448
00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:49,117
Guns, belts, commemorative
Prussian war coins!
449
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:53,058
God, this is, like, the worst
airport security line ever.
450
00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:55,463
[oscillates]
451
00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:56,733
Okay, I think we're...
452
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,335
[whirring]
453
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:01,074
Totally screwed!
What the hell, Krieger?
454
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:03,479
It's oscillating.
It'll get stronger each time!
455
00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:04,682
Why does it do that?
456
00:17:04,715 --> 00:17:06,753
Because science is weird!
457
00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:07,755
Take cover!
458
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,569
If we don't stop her,
she'll keep expanding her range
459
00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:16,573
and wipe out all digital data
on the island.
460
00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:19,612
So we need to destroy it?
461
00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:21,081
No!
462
00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:22,083
But also yes.
463
00:17:22,116 --> 00:17:23,620
Aah!
What are we doing?
464
00:17:23,653 --> 00:17:25,089
Cyril,
you're not the leader anymore,
465
00:17:25,122 --> 00:17:26,626
so stop thinking.
466
00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:30,233
Bum-rush this metal chucker
and smash it to smithereens!
467
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,538
[growls]
Oof!
468
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:34,675
Why aren't you
letting us save you?
469
00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:36,679
Oh, right,
they want this to happen.
470
00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:38,783
Never mind!
Makes sense now!
471
00:17:38,817 --> 00:17:40,253
[oscillates]
472
00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:41,756
Everybody,
grab something metal.
473
00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:47,267
Charge!
474
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,505
Now let go!
475
00:17:49,538 --> 00:17:50,841
- Ow!
- Aah!
476
00:17:50,874 --> 00:17:52,845
Wow,
that was a great idea, Pam.
477
00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:54,447
Right?
478
00:17:54,481 --> 00:17:56,786
[grunts]
479
00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:58,723
[alarms beeping]
480
00:17:58,757 --> 00:17:59,692
[grunts]
481
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,399
Well, that was bizarre.
482
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,269
Don't just stand there,
you rich bastard.
483
00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:07,240
Fight!
- [grunts]
484
00:18:09,578 --> 00:18:11,214
[groans]
485
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,553
Those Swiss are fast learners.
486
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:16,291
Damn their superior
educational system.
487
00:18:18,395 --> 00:18:20,801
Not on my watch, sister.
488
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:24,107
- [grunts]
- [grunts]
489
00:18:26,746 --> 00:18:28,850
[grunts]
Cold-cocked!
490
00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:31,556
Does that translate?
Because it's fantastic.
491
00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:33,727
Ugh, you again?
492
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,433
[both grunting]
493
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,705
I don't know
if I want to fight you, be you,
494
00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:40,874
or sleep with you.
495
00:18:40,907 --> 00:18:42,176
[chuckles]
496
00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:43,312
Well, let's start
with the first
497
00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:44,582
and see how it goes.
498
00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:46,385
[grunts]
- [groans]
499
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,357
Aw, man.
Now I gotta get a tetanus shot.
500
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,469
If you want something
done right--ow!
501
00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:57,841
Fuck!
My fucking hand!
502
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,377
Oh, look at it.
503
00:18:59,411 --> 00:19:02,584
See you when it's over.
Fabian out.
504
00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,722
Cover me.
I'm gonna try to destroy it.
505
00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:06,458
[both grunt]
506
00:19:06,491 --> 00:19:08,797
Oh, is that
a Tudor Oyster Explorer?
507
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:09,765
Sweet--
508
00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:13,873
Ow!
What the hell?
509
00:19:13,907 --> 00:19:15,777
I maybe shouldn't
have chugged the pineapple.
510
00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:17,815
There were, like,
six different rums in there,
511
00:19:17,848 --> 00:19:19,618
and now they're fighting.
512
00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:21,254
[both grunt]
513
00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,624
[laughs]
514
00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:24,528
It's so liberating
not to think all the time.
515
00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:27,233
Here, take this!
You take that!
516
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,469
[both grunt]
517
00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:32,878
Krieger,
how do we destroy this?
518
00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,648
Heads up,
you Swiss bitch!
519
00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:36,552
[squelch]
Oh, God! Sorry!
520
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,523
I was just trying
to knock you down.
521
00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,359
- Just shoot it!
- How?
522
00:19:40,393 --> 00:19:43,232
Shoot anywhere when
the magnet is in attract mode.
523
00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:46,506
Archer, get on!
524
00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:48,643
Whoa!
525
00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:51,516
Your Amazonian body
takes up too much space, Lana.
526
00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:52,551
I can't balance.
527
00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:53,920
Or maybe you can't balance
528
00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:55,524
because you are wasted!
529
00:19:55,557 --> 00:19:57,528
Babysitting me
isn't part of your job,
530
00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:59,865
as I've told you many times.
531
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,236
Ugh,
shut up and grab the gun!
532
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,648
Oh, God, is there no rhythm
to this thing?
533
00:20:07,681 --> 00:20:08,983
Guess not.
[gun cocks]
534
00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:11,956
[suspenseful music]
535
00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:14,862
♪ ♪
536
00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:16,532
Oh, I can't look.
537
00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:19,638
[gunfire]
538
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:22,443
Aah!
539
00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:24,280
[both grunt]
540
00:20:24,314 --> 00:20:27,554
I hate
to mess you up like this.
541
00:20:27,588 --> 00:20:29,592
And here I thought
you were enjoying it.
542
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,428
Are we, like, flirting?
543
00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:34,000
I mean, this is fun, but
I'd appreciate some clarity.
544
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,340
Just tell me one thing.
Why is Fabian after us?
545
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,277
He's the one
who sold us the device.
546
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,312
He did?
547
00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,020
Just go.
- Really?
548
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:46,959
Yeah, I mean,
we all know Fabian sucks.
549
00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:50,299
I'm not gonna sacrifice
a goddess for a douchebag.
550
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,571
You know,
you're much more formidable
551
00:20:52,604 --> 00:20:54,842
than the two idiots
I encountered on the oil rig.
552
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,514
They're lucky to have
an incredible leader.
553
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,352
Aw, shucks.
Just get outta here.
554
00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:03,358
[tender music]
555
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,862
♪ ♪
556
00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:07,601
Alessia, wait!
557
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,972
You got any more
of that chocolate?
558
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:13,713
[sobbing] No!
559
00:21:13,746 --> 00:21:15,316
What happened here?
560
00:21:15,349 --> 00:21:16,451
Is Archer knocked out?
561
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:17,788
Nope.
562
00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:19,925
He passed out unscathed.
563
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,596
[snores]
564
00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:24,467
[coughs]
Wow, what a screwup.
565
00:21:24,502 --> 00:21:26,873
Who knew a pineapple
could hold that much rum?
566
00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:28,543
So I blacked out and did
something amazing, right?
567
00:21:28,576 --> 00:21:29,879
That's what always happens.
568
00:21:29,912 --> 00:21:32,016
No need to say anything.
You're welcome.
569
00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:33,385
Looks like a nailed this.
570
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,688
Oh, also nailing it,
571
00:21:34,722 --> 00:21:36,792
that nail
through your hand, Fabian.
572
00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:38,630
[chuckles]
That looks like it hurts.
573
00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:39,798
Well, that's what happens
574
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,334
when you're not
as awesome as me.
575
00:21:43,506 --> 00:21:45,710
So how about the Swiss, right?
576
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:54,460
♪ ♪
577
00:22:06,418 --> 00:22:09,490
Made in Georgia.