1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,403 Not once, not ever 2 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:07,673 has he volunteered for a dangerous mission, and now all of a sudden he's 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:11,276 like "Let me go"?! On a night jump in the freezin-ass cold to kill a 4 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:14,446 Finnish double agent? Please. So I'm like "Yeah, 5 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:18,417 let Archer go!" But she's like "Ray, it's your mission and that's final!" 6 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:22,388 And why? Cause just between us gals and the C-130, 7 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:27,593 I think she used to screw, ick, Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB! 8 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:31,163 I know, right?! And I think Archer wanted this mission so he could cross into 9 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:35,000 Russia cause he thinks Jakov might be his father! And y'all know me, 10 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:38,737 I'm no gossip, but that's some scandalous-ass shit right there... 11 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:43,342 - What. Dukes. - Ray? If it's any 12 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:47,713 consolation, you were right. Oh, and try not to be unconscious too long. 13 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:51,617 It's super bad for you. Hey thanks guys. Just tell my mother I pulled 14 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:57,356 a gun on you, all right. This is to share. Look at me! To share! 15 00:00:57,357 --> 00:01:01,460 You nut. O.K. Got my fake documents, plenty of cash, 16 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,263 so the crossing should be a breeze. Drive to Saint Pete, 17 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:08,100 grab a latte, then 400 miles to Moscow... Putting me there right about the 18 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:12,304 time Nikolai Jakov, head of the KGB, comes home for his borscht, 19 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:17,276 only to find an unexpected dinner guest. Who may be his son. 20 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:20,779 And for dessert, we will have the truth. You hear that, Mother? 21 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:26,719 After a lifetime of your secrets and lies, we will finally have the truth! 22 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,322 And also hopefully shitloads of vodka. Woo-hoooo! 23 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:36,228 - Parachuuuuuuuuuuuuute! - Chief, why's the door still... Wait, 24 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,944 - don't tell me he just now jumped! - Yep. 25 00:01:38,945 --> 00:01:40,401 Like just just now?! 26 00:01:40,436 --> 00:01:41,074 Yep. 27 00:01:41,075 --> 00:01:44,451 You know he missed the drop zone by like, eight miles. 28 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,840 - Yep. - Jesus...he give you the money? 29 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:51,221 - Nope. - What an asshole. 30 00:01:51,222 --> 00:01:52,445 Yep. 31 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:07,126 Huh. Hei, jãtkãt! Tãmã suomalainen laskurjo klubi? 32 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:13,132 I was uh, asking if this was the Finnish Skydiving Club. Which, judging by your response, 33 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:21,840 - I assume it is not. So guys, listen! - What an esshole. 34 00:02:56,609 --> 00:03:00,813 - He did what?! - Well for starters... this. 35 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:05,384 That's a broken zygomatic bone, plus I was unconscious for an hour! 36 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,720 - Ooh, really? - Which is super bad for you! 37 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:11,125 - Super bad, have you seen a neurologist? - Have a cat-scan tomorrow. 38 00:03:11,126 --> 00:03:13,520 Well unless it's in Russia you'd just better cancel it! 39 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:15,127 Well it's obviously not, and what? 40 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:19,098 The mission you failed was right on the border and I think Sterling might be trying 41 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:22,001 - to cross into Russia! - Why would he... oh, is this about 42 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:25,304 - Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB? - I... who? 43 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,906 - Who, nice. - Right? The man you've been having a 44 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:30,442 - forty-year affair with? - What are you talking about?! 45 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:33,479 - Sex, baybee! Let's talk about... - Zip it, Omara! 46 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,815 And even if I did know what you're talking about, how do you know what you're 47 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:40,323 - talking ab... Paaaam! - I'm not eavesdropping! 48 00:03:40,324 --> 00:03:42,433 Get your bloated carcass in here! 49 00:03:42,468 --> 00:03:45,213 - What's up? - You disgusting little sneak! 50 00:03:45,248 --> 00:03:46,725 Have you been going through my desk?! 51 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:50,963 Okay, A, nobody cares about your big knobbly vibrating eggplant! 52 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,106 - Wh-?! - B, sometimes I work late, 53 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,790 and C, there's this new thing 54 00:03:54,825 --> 00:03:58,303 the kids are doin, called shuttin the damn door! Foaty ounce in my lap, 55 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:06,178 - and it's freezin my jernk... - Then I put whipped cream all over everything... 56 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:11,183 - And then you know where this goes... - Eww! Oh shit. 57 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,716 - You guys talking about the Whipped Cream Incident? - Wh-? Does everyone know about it?! 58 00:04:14,717 --> 00:04:16,288 Not everybody. Just us, Krieger... 59 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,358 - really just the, ya know, core group. - Pam, I should have you 60 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:24,486 - flensed, and what in God's name do you people want? - More rubber cement. 61 00:04:24,487 --> 00:04:25,731 And SIGINT said to give this to you. 62 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:30,169 Radio chatter about an American agent the KGB caught parachuting into Russia? 63 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:34,236 - Oh my God, really?! - Hey, where's Archer? 64 00:04:34,237 --> 00:04:38,385 Probably hanging by his Achilles tendons in some KGB hellhole! 65 00:04:39,261 --> 00:04:43,515 Caught at border, taken to Vyborg...?! Ray, get your purse and take some Midol, 66 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:47,152 - you're going back for him! - Mmm, according to these notes from my doctor, 67 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:50,389 a radiologist, and my new neurologist, I'm doing no such thing. 68 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:53,692 - You little...! Okay, then... Lana! - Yes? 69 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:57,796 Start at the KGB field office in Vyborg, if he's not being held there 70 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:02,001 go to Saint Petersburg, and if he's not there, you go straight to Moscow! 71 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,837 - Undercover? - Wh-? Of course undercover! 72 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:08,974 - As what, Russia's only black woman? - Damn it! 73 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:12,911 I can't have this getting blabbed all over the agency, but... oh God, 74 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:17,282 someone has to go rescue my son! Before he talks to Nikolai Jakov! 75 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:21,220 Well that someone needs to be fluent in Russian, a few contacts in the KGB 76 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:26,191 wouldn't hurt... could, um, this someone be from outside the agency? 77 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:28,596 Nooo, no-no-no-no! 78 00:05:29,046 --> 00:05:32,937 Oh, now I know you two have had your little differences in the past, but... 79 00:05:32,938 --> 00:05:34,700 Differences?! You remember he shattered 80 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,736 my femur, right? Which is why I'm in New York, by the way, 81 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:40,873 - I need all new pins put in it! - And I'm sure that must be... 82 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:44,309 - Oh! And he sodomized my fiancée! - You're still together?! 83 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:48,217 Sorry, ex-fiancée! That`s what I meant to say. 84 00:05:48,218 --> 00:05:49,591 Well, then it wasn't meant to be. 85 00:05:49,592 --> 00:05:53,085 - I... I don't even know how to respond to that. - What is meant to be is 86 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:57,289 your going to Russia to bring back my son before he does any damage. 87 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:01,067 - Or more damage. - One million dollars. 88 00:06:01,068 --> 00:06:04,029 - Well, if you can divide that by four. - Wh-? C'mon, this is your son's life! 89 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,833 And my money. Fifty now, two hundred when you bring him back. 90 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:12,671 - Alive. - I'll do it on one condition. 91 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,550 - No! - Lana, please! 92 00:06:15,551 --> 00:06:16,855 I am not having sex with Barry! 93 00:06:16,856 --> 00:06:19,744 - You did it once! - By accident! Mostly. 94 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:22,437 And you were about to, when you thought it would get you my job! 95 00:06:22,438 --> 00:06:26,669 That was for work! This is just for... Archer. 96 00:06:26,704 --> 00:06:28,821 His life may very well depend on it. 97 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:34,060 - But he's such a douchebag... - I know, dear... but he's also my son. 98 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,428 Not Archer! Well, also very much Archer, 99 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:41,066 - but I'm talking about Barry! - Who is, in fact, sitting right here. 100 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:46,572 So you wanna do it on the desk, or... hallway, where you wanna knock this out? 101 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:52,026 - Wherever. After you bring back Archer. - Oh no, no, no. Before. We`re doing it before. 102 00:06:52,027 --> 00:06:56,782 - After. Non-negotiable. - Then can I bring you back anything from Moscow? 103 00:06:56,783 --> 00:07:01,004 - Maybe some nesting dolls of my penis? - Sterling's already in Moscow?! 104 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:02,321 According to ODIN's guy in the KGB. 105 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:07,734 - Which, as a real agency, we have. - We've got guys in the KGB too, smarty! 106 00:07:07,735 --> 00:07:10,029 - Yeah, so I hear... - Damn that... Pam! 107 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,464 - I'm still not eavesdropping! - Well don't just 108 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,066 stand here, Sterling's probably being 109 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:17,569 - tortured as we speak! - Don't worry, he's a high-value asset. 110 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:22,941 - I'm sure they're treating him just fine... - So uh, yeah... 111 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,878 Kinda wishing I'd taken my training more seriously right about now... 112 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:30,161 Which is... pretty rare for me. Hi. 113 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:44,830 I swear I'm just a Finnish skydiving enthusiast 114 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:48,400 who ... Shit, why am I speaking English?! With an American accent! 115 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:52,004 - Mebbe becuz you are Sterlink Archer? - Who? No, 116 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:55,808 you know what I bet happened, is all the shocks damaged my frontal lobe. 117 00:07:55,809 --> 00:08:02,848 - In the brain's language center? - I tink nut. Okay, we wait some test on you, 118 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:07,586 - so now I tek a kuffee brek. - None for me, have a nice break. 119 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:11,390 - Ten minutes. I drup kids off et pool. - Da, da... 120 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:15,154 - Psst! Hey, comrade! - Hey stupid. 121 00:08:15,155 --> 00:08:19,131 Barry?! Oh my God, Barry, I got... Holy shit, Barry! You're in the KGB?! 122 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:23,268 I... no. Dickbrain. Your mother is paying me to rescue you. 123 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:27,406 - Oh. How much? - Quarter million... plus smell that. 124 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:31,211 - What am I smelling, Barry. - Nothing yet! But just wait! 125 00:08:31,246 --> 00:08:34,970 Um, okay. Until then, do you have some sort of escape plan, or...? 126 00:08:34,971 --> 00:08:37,735 I thought maybe I'd shoot you in the face and smuggle you out in a coffin. 127 00:08:37,736 --> 00:08:41,587 How about something a little less sarcastic? 128 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:44,240 - Or less stupid? - Lesson one... 129 00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:46,959 - Don't "lesson one" me, Barry! - Always hide in plain sight. 130 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:51,773 - Unless you've got a better idea... - I... I might, maybe, depends on him. 131 00:08:51,808 --> 00:08:53,232 Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB? 132 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,934 - Yeah, he uh...might be my father. - Wh-?! 133 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:59,405 - That's why you're in Russia?! - Yes, Barry, and if you tell anyone, 134 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:03,275 I will murder you. Now shut up while I go confront my putative father... 135 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:08,182 - You bekstebbink, two-timink, harlot! - While he's in such a good mood. 136 00:09:08,183 --> 00:09:10,282 I know you heff been sleepink with thet, 137 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:14,787 - thet mudak Len Trexler! - Oh, like you're Mister Monogamous! 138 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:20,292 Wh-?! for forty years, kroshka, you! You are my only woman! 139 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,061 Well?! I didn't know that... 140 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:27,897 Da?! Do you know your son is here, in the cells of the dreaded Lubyanka?! 141 00:09:27,932 --> 00:09:29,735 - Yes, that's why I'm... - End thet I am now 142 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:35,607 - awaitink results of DNA test to esteblish peternity?! - I thought they just 143 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:38,577 wanted my hair so their scientists could unlock the secret of its luxuriant fullness... 144 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:43,549 - Touch it Barry. - Uh, no, it's not that thick back here. 145 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,317 End if he is nut my biologik son...! 146 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:50,289 - I will put personally a bullet in his bren. - Nikolai, please! 147 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:56,197 - So! Whut do you think are his udds?! - Well, I guess maybe... one in three? 148 00:09:56,198 --> 00:09:59,098 Yeah, no, I do not like those udds. 149 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,201 So what was your plan again? I think I remember thinking it was good... 150 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:06,138 Wait, I... Nikolai?! Oh my God, he's going to kill him! 151 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,274 - Wow, so this is pretty serious, huh? - Well, Archer's being 152 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,378 tortured with two-to-one odds he ends up brutally murdered, so yes, 153 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:16,079 - I'd say it's pretty serious! - Oh. 154 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,663 - What. - Nothing. 155 00:10:17,664 --> 00:10:19,118 Were you talking about we're out of rubber cement? 156 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,042 - Yes. - What is wrong with you?! 157 00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:25,157 - Bitch I got ants all over me! - Who cares about yer glue withdrawal?! 158 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:28,861 - Jeez, what if Mr. Archer gets killed?! - Yeah right, 159 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:32,965 - my luck's not that good... - Did I say good? I meant fantastic... 160 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,601 - Just roll it down. - We're hiding in plain sight, alright... 161 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:38,237 - Roll it down. - For all of... what'd we get, Barry, 162 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:43,175 - like six blocks? - Roll the God damn window down! 163 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:48,747 - Efternoon, comrades. Peppers? - Uhh... 164 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:51,850 - What the shit, Barry?! - What?! We don't have any peppers! 165 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:55,421 Or earplugs, you idiot! You know how bad that is for your eardrums?! 166 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,016 - What?! - I said... 167 00:10:57,017 --> 00:11:00,581 - I'm kidding. Drive the damn car. - Idiot. 168 00:11:04,182 --> 00:11:09,151 - I'm sorry, what was that? - I said, how's your ex-fiancée. 169 00:11:10,164 --> 00:11:12,738 - How is she, I don't know. You tell me! - Well gee, Barry, what's French for 170 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:16,141 - "deliciously depraved"?! - How 'bout you ask your mom?! 171 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,410 - What's that supposed to mean?! - Was that not 172 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,246 self-explanatory?! It means best-case scenario you have no frickin idea 173 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:24,450 who your father is, and worst-case, he's head of the KGB! 174 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:28,887 - Yeah?! Well at least I have a father! - Are you implying 175 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,524 - my mother gave virgin birth, or what do you...? - No! Barry! 176 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,895 I was implying that... Actually I dunno what I was implying, I just said it. 177 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:40,532 - But I think we may have a problem. - Ya think? 178 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,936 - Yes, Barry! That's why I said it. - Kill them! 179 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,724 - Barry wait, slow down! - Why?! 180 00:11:46,725 --> 00:11:47,965 So I can go past you! 181 00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:53,412 Has anybody ever told you that you are profoundly self-centered?! 182 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:58,283 - Yes! - No! Nikolai, please, do something! 183 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:05,461 Kroshka, he kill two military police. So even if he wuz my biologik son... 184 00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:06,792 If?! But... were the DNA results...? 185 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:13,982 - Inconclusive. Semple was conteminated. - Who do Archer think he is? 186 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:19,865 - The unly guy who want a fodder? - Under wery suspicious circumstences... 187 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:28,447 Out! Get out, you idiot man! I'm sorry, Melory. 188 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:34,219 Even if he is my son, it is too let. I kennot help him. 189 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,956 - You could help, ya know! - Yeah so now, what are we doing? 190 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,793 Running for our lives, Barry, I thought that was fairly obvious. 191 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:47,190 - Yeah, but... up that? High thing? - Um, unless you wanna stay here. 192 00:12:47,191 --> 00:12:50,869 Wow, lotta fears kinda... coinciding here. 193 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:56,424 - Who tut you women how to shoot?! - It's just I'm not super-big on heights... 194 00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:59,348 - Jesus, here we go... - Ever since you threw me off a balcony! 195 00:12:59,349 --> 00:13:02,610 First of all, I didn't throw you off anything. I dropped you! 196 00:13:02,611 --> 00:13:04,016 After I begged you not to! 197 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,952 - After I begged you not to rip my suit! - I was clinging for life! 198 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:11,023 Yeah, to the silk-lined sleeve of a bespoke Savile Row suit jacket! 199 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:11,725 Ya know... 200 00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:15,633 Oh, oh! And a bespoke Turnbull & Asser shirt, which you also ruined! 201 00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:17,996 - You ruined my life! - Oh, that is bullshit! 202 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,166 Really?! Well how would you phrase the fact that you crippled me both 203 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:26,005 - physically and emotionally?! - Not that, crybaby! This, the door's locked. 204 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:32,238 And uh... That way's not looking too good. Wait, wait, wait Barry, there! We'll jump it! 205 00:13:32,239 --> 00:13:33,746 - Uh, no! - You got a better idea?! 206 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:38,117 Hang on, hang on. No, no it's gone. 207 00:13:39,536 --> 00:13:43,992 Ohhhhhhohhhhhawwshiiiiit! 208 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:50,634 Now see? This is why I didn't wanna do this. 209 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,102 So Barry... Looks like the whole 210 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:00,995 "find out who my father is" thing isn't happening, and so now I just wanna 211 00:14:00,996 --> 00:14:04,376 get outta here... So I'm thinking that we probably should split up. 212 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:08,213 - No! Archer your boots are slipping! - Probably because there's 213 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:12,826 - two hundred pounds of asshole hanging off 'em! - Wh-? ! One eighty three, fatboy! 214 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:13,485 Whatever, tell that to my silk socks. 215 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,855 - Why are you wearing silk socks?! - Is that a joke? 216 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,891 - Archer! Lemme climb up you! - Barry... 217 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,427 - No, please, Archer... - Barry, buddy, this is happening. 218 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,395 - Archer, no! - So try to aim for that dumpster. 219 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:28,600 - Aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh! - By Barry. Dead center. Good work, Barry. 220 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:33,906 Oh for... why don't you just go to my house and take all my clothes?! 221 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:37,876 Mudaks! You shoot like uld women! 222 00:14:38,174 --> 00:14:43,282 - Seriously, these people can't hit anything... - See? Wuz det so hard? 223 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:48,120 - Ow! Ow! - What is this, a broken glass factory? 224 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:55,794 Uh... secret police! Shoes! Now! Those cannot be your only shoes. 225 00:14:55,795 --> 00:15:01,498 What am I saying, it's Russia, I bet people come from miles around just to have their picture taken in those. 226 00:15:01,499 --> 00:15:05,364 - Halt! - Piece of... how are you a superpower?! 227 00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:10,009 Okay, so here's the deal... I'm commandeering these shoes... 228 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:17,483 But I'm giving you this coat, so... Hi, how ya doin, Sterling Archer. 229 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:23,055 Sorry I can't stay for dinner, I assume that smell is cabbage and not just you two. 230 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,560 - Halt! - Make me! 231 00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:31,560 - Nice apartment. - Thenk you, comrade. 232 00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:35,113 - Shut up, you're under arrest. - Awkward... 233 00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:42,351 Don't even think I want Jakov to be my father. He's really got a temper... Oh that is bullshit! 234 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,943 - Who would break in to this shithole?! - Come on! He's on the roof! 235 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,102 Which is apparently a soldier factory! 236 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,316 Sterling Archer... 237 00:15:50,643 --> 00:15:54,473 - The world's most dangerous spy. - So they say. 238 00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,968 Hm. You dunt look so dangerous now. 239 00:15:56,969 --> 00:15:59,164 You think it's because I'm in loafers? Because they are not mine. 240 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:03,374 What is Luffers...? Wh-?! Aahhaaaghhhh! 241 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:06,131 It's a versatile shoe. Works with a turtleneck, obviously, but... 242 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:10,469 and I'm seeing this more and more... I really like 'em with a casual suit. 243 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:15,507 What do you guys think? Loafers and a suit, yay or nay? No?! 244 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:21,547 More of a lace-up crowd?! Aaaaaghhhh! How?! 245 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:27,753 How is this happy playtime?! Ow ow! Use your imaginations, make a soccer ball 246 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,433 out of a dead cat! Ow! Ow! 247 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,428 What the hell...? 248 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,638 Split up! 249 00:16:52,656 --> 00:16:54,112 Did I just blow your minds? 250 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:59,503 - Aaaaaghhhh! - Aaaaaghhhh! 251 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:05,357 What, you hear machine guns and decide now's a good time to take out the... 252 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:11,296 Oh, that's groceries? Sorry, thought it was garbage. Here, take this... 253 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:16,301 Get a welder to cut the top off that, and bing: new umbrella stand. Huh? 254 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,738 Hate to do it to you, but I'm commandeering your vodka. We square? 255 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,720 - Halt! - Are we square?! 256 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,758 - Nice extinguisher... - Thenk you, comrade. 257 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:32,290 - Shut upt you're... - Under arrest! Bam! My collar! 258 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:40,725 Really rethinking that tetanus booster right about now... Rethinking a lot of things, actually. 259 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,530 Like taking the elevator. Not very green. 260 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,824 Although I do have three pounds of glass in my feet, so... 261 00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:52,228 - So. This is how game ends for you. - That's it? No lovely parting gifts? 262 00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:54,834 We will send flowers. To your mother. 263 00:17:55,433 --> 00:18:01,558 - Mother... - Sterling, nooooo! 264 00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:05,965 - There was nuthink I could do... - My poor baby boy! 265 00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:12,297 The doctors say thet even if he did nut already hef pins in thet leg... 266 00:18:12,641 --> 00:18:15,574 - Wait, what? - They could nut hef saved it. 267 00:18:16,201 --> 00:18:20,194 - Oh for... Jesus, did you even try?! - I em sorry, Mr. Archer. 268 00:18:20,195 --> 00:18:26,022 - God damn it, I'm... Archerrrrrrrrr! - Thet's what I sed. 269 00:18:26,796 --> 00:18:33,128 Nikolai, don't you see?! Sterling doesn't have any pins in his leg! 270 00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:38,480 I dunt - then if that is not Sterlink, where is he? 271 00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:43,404 - I am! If you'd hang on a damn minute! - Come on, we dunt hef all night. 272 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:46,885 - Yeah, right, like you've got plans. - Goodbye, Mr. Archer. 273 00:18:46,886 --> 00:18:48,871 Hey, [BEEP] you, ya douchebags! 274 00:19:01,129 --> 00:19:05,392 - Um... thanks? Hello? Mrs...? - Ms. 275 00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:08,370 - Excellent. - Kazanova. Katya Kazanova. 276 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:12,167 - Hi, I'm... Sterling Archer of... Yeah. - Sterling Archer, of ISIS... 277 00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:15,083 Do you not wonder how it is that I know your name? 278 00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:18,427 - Well, I assume I'm pretty famous here, so... - I em KGB. 279 00:19:18,737 --> 00:19:24,171 - Oh. Oh! But then why... - Because I want to help you escape, Sterling Archer! 280 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:28,996 - But only if you will promise me one thing! - Okay... 281 00:19:29,116 --> 00:19:32,869 - Take me with you! - Okay! 282 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,041 Super glad I didn't wet my pants. 283 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:46,441 Sync by honeybunny & opel www.addic7ed.com