1 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:37,095 Since the beginning of time, 2 00:01:37,253 --> 00:01:40,904 since the first little girl appeared, 3 00:01:41,222 --> 00:01:45,349 there were dolls. 4 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:51,387 But dolls have always been baby dolls. 5 00:01:52,894 --> 00:01:54,829 The little girls who played with them 6 00:01:54,842 --> 00:01:56,942 always played at being mommies. 7 00:01:57,339 --> 00:02:03,132 Which was fun, at least for a while. 8 00:02:03,609 --> 00:02:05,423 Ask your mother. 9 00:02:07,497 --> 00:02:10,434 And this went on until... 10 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,950 LogolessRare features: 11 00:03:16,807 --> 00:03:19,426 Yes, Barbie changed everything. 12 00:03:20,061 --> 00:03:23,236 And then she changed everything again. 13 00:03:23,474 --> 00:03:28,474 All these women are Barbie, and Barbie is all these women. 14 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:32,116 She may have started out as just a girl in a 15 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:35,458 bathing suit, but she has become so much more. 16 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:38,547 She has her own money, her own 17 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,410 house, her own car and her own career. 18 00:03:41,728 --> 00:03:46,966 And if Barbie can be anything, women can too. 19 00:03:46,991 --> 00:03:52,918 And this is repeating itself in the girls of today in the Real World. 20 00:03:53,156 --> 00:03:55,799 Girls become women who can do 21 00:03:55,812 --> 00:03:58,236 and achieve anything they want in life. 22 00:03:59,109 --> 00:04:01,956 Thanks to Barbie all the problems 23 00:04:01,969 --> 00:04:04,902 of feminism, and equal rights, 24 00:04:04,927 --> 00:04:06,966 have been resolved. 25 00:04:07,283 --> 00:04:09,982 At least that's what the Barbies think. 26 00:04:10,007 --> 00:04:12,998 After all, they live in Barbieland. 27 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,807 Who am I to say otherwise? 28 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,258 And here is one of the Barbies now! 29 00:04:19,271 --> 00:04:22,156 Living the best of days, every day. 30 00:06:05,735 --> 00:06:07,370 MILK 31 00:06:18,464 --> 00:06:21,257 If you play with Barbies, you don't 32 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:23,627 mind making them go down stairs 33 00:06:23,652 --> 00:06:25,290 or open doors. 34 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:28,147 You just pick up the doll and place it wherever you want. 35 00:06:31,004 --> 00:06:33,206 You use your imagination. 36 00:06:35,211 --> 00:06:36,953 Hi Barbie! 37 00:06:36,978 --> 00:06:38,306 Hi Skipper. 38 00:06:38,475 --> 00:06:39,924 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Midge. 39 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,157 Midge was Barbie's pregnant friend. 40 00:06:42,182 --> 00:06:44,935 But we are not going to show it. Mattel took it out of line, 41 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,189 because a pregnant doll is too weird. 42 00:06:48,214 --> 00:06:48,610 BARBIE'S HOME 43 00:06:48,611 --> 00:06:51,736 Anyway, Barbie has another long day ahead of her. 44 00:06:51,761 --> 00:06:53,520 - Hi, Barbie! - Hey! 45 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,729 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie! 46 00:06:55,754 --> 00:06:56,778 Good morning, Barbies! 47 00:06:56,779 --> 00:06:58,079 - Hey! - Hi, Barbie! 48 00:06:58,562 --> 00:06:59,862 Hi Barbie! 49 00:07:00,489 --> 00:07:01,789 Hey! 50 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,380 - Hi, Barbie! - Good morning! 51 00:07:06,419 --> 00:07:08,377 Now, turn Barbie next to her and 52 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:10,309 say how much you adore her, praise her. 53 00:07:10,334 --> 00:07:12,531 Reporter Barbie, you can ask me anything you want. 54 00:07:12,556 --> 00:07:14,208 How can you be so wonderful? 55 00:07:14,293 --> 00:07:15,593 No comments! 56 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:17,555 PRESIDENT 57 00:07:17,556 --> 00:07:19,597 No, I'm serious, no comments! 58 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,107 I love you! 59 00:07:22,212 --> 00:07:25,388 And the Nobel Prize in Journalism goes to... 60 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:26,713 Barbie! 61 00:07:27,105 --> 00:07:29,039 I worked hard therefore I deserve it! 62 00:07:29,064 --> 00:07:31,261 And the Nobel Prize for Literature goes to... 63 00:07:31,286 --> 00:07:32,578 Barbie! 64 00:07:32,579 --> 00:07:35,150 - You marked a generation! - I know! 65 00:07:35,175 --> 00:07:38,141 The bottom line is that money is not speech, 66 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,644 and corporations do not have free speech rights. 67 00:07:40,071 --> 00:07:42,611 Any claim that they are exercising a right is just 68 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:46,341 an attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy. 69 00:07:47,531 --> 00:07:49,356 It thrills me, and I express it! 70 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:55,230 I have no trouble being rational and emotional at the same time. 71 00:07:55,255 --> 00:07:57,182 And it doesn't diminish 72 00:07:57,207 --> 00:07:58,561 my power, it expands it. 73 00:08:07,576 --> 00:08:08,960 Hi Barbie! 74 00:08:11,915 --> 00:08:13,559 Hi Barbie! 75 00:08:13,969 --> 00:08:15,782 Long live space! 76 00:08:17,052 --> 00:08:18,352 Damn. 77 00:08:18,854 --> 00:08:20,154 BARBIELAND 78 00:08:23,877 --> 00:08:26,711 Barbie has a great day, every day. 79 00:08:26,969 --> 00:08:30,306 But Ken only has a good day when Barbie looks at him. 80 00:08:37,052 --> 00:08:39,909 - Hi, Barbie! - Hey, Ken! 81 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:41,496 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie! 82 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,718 - Hi, Barbie! - Hey, Ken! 83 00:08:43,743 --> 00:08:45,043 Hi Ken. 84 00:08:45,306 --> 00:08:46,734 - Hey, Ken! - Hey, Ken! 85 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,718 - Ice cream for us! - Cool. 86 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,250 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie! 87 00:08:50,251 --> 00:08:51,275 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie! 88 00:08:51,276 --> 00:08:52,607 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie! 89 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:53,822 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie! 90 00:08:53,823 --> 00:08:55,123 - Hey, Ken! - Hey, Ken! 91 00:08:55,544 --> 00:08:56,520 Hi Barbie! 92 00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:58,560 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie! 93 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,988 Hi Barbies! 94 00:09:00,013 --> 00:09:01,313 Bye, Barbies! 95 00:09:01,893 --> 00:09:03,325 Hi Barbie! 96 00:09:03,823 --> 00:09:04,847 Hi Allan! 97 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,925 There aren't many Allans, there's only Allan. 98 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:10,703 Yeah, I'm confused by that. 99 00:09:11,258 --> 00:09:13,401 Hi Barbie, look at me. 100 00:09:31,448 --> 00:09:32,956 Ken... 101 00:09:36,369 --> 00:09:37,790 No! 102 00:09:49,702 --> 00:09:51,252 - Ken? - Oh, hi, Barbie. 103 00:09:51,277 --> 00:09:52,301 Hey? 104 00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:55,019 - Did you see much? - We've seen it all! 105 00:09:55,044 --> 00:09:56,924 Let's lift you up, Ken! Ready. 106 00:09:56,949 --> 00:09:58,591 You are strong. 107 00:09:58,616 --> 00:09:59,805 - That. - Are you well? 108 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,106 Yes. 109 00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:03,106 I'm thinking this beach has too 110 00:10:03,119 --> 00:10:04,702 much sand for your little truck, Ken! 111 00:10:04,727 --> 00:10:06,306 If I wasn't so hurt right now, 112 00:10:06,307 --> 00:10:07,639 Ken, I would make you cry! 113 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,306 I would make you cry any day, Ken! 114 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:10,859 Hold my ice cream, Ken. 115 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,171 Okay, Ken, I want to see, 116 00:10:14,202 --> 00:10:15,631 who's going to make who cry. 117 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,970 Hey, if you're going to make him cry, you'll have to make me first! 118 00:10:17,971 --> 00:10:20,417 Let me make you both cry at the same time! 119 00:10:20,418 --> 00:10:23,488 But you don't even know how to beat how are you going to make us both cry? 120 00:10:23,513 --> 00:10:25,734 - Does not make sense. - Why are you crying then? 121 00:10:25,735 --> 00:10:29,202 What is it, Kens? No one will make anyone cry. 122 00:10:29,227 --> 00:10:30,527 Right? 123 00:10:30,845 --> 00:10:32,145 Let's get going. 124 00:10:33,438 --> 00:10:35,372 Okay, give me your other arm! 125 00:10:35,397 --> 00:10:37,694 Come on, she'll take care of you. 126 00:10:42,377 --> 00:10:44,026 Nurse! 127 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,849 - Barbie, hold my hand! - Are you well. 128 00:10:49,202 --> 00:10:51,019 Stay with me, Barbie. 129 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,631 Great, nothing broke, everything will be fine. 130 00:10:56,059 --> 00:10:58,383 Catching an ogre is more dangerous than people think. 131 00:10:58,384 --> 00:10:59,684 It's brave, Ken. 132 00:11:01,218 --> 00:11:03,043 - Thanks, Barbie. - You are welcome. 133 00:11:03,068 --> 00:11:04,711 Did you know that I don't work as a surfer? 134 00:11:04,712 --> 00:11:05,370 I know. 135 00:11:05,371 --> 00:11:06,576 And much less lifeguards. 136 00:11:06,577 --> 00:11:08,123 - Yes... - As many people think out there. 137 00:11:08,124 --> 00:11:09,036 Many people. 138 00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:12,634 My job is just... 139 00:11:12,659 --> 00:11:13,683 beach. 140 00:11:13,684 --> 00:11:14,314 Yes. 141 00:11:14,315 --> 00:11:16,710 And you're really good at the beach, you know? 142 00:11:16,735 --> 00:11:18,833 He's already healed. Even while you 143 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,480 were saying that, you had already healed. 144 00:11:20,698 --> 00:11:21,722 Excellent. 145 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:22,747 - Cool. - Hey, Barbie. 146 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:23,772 Say. 147 00:11:23,773 --> 00:11:24,797 Can I come to your place at night? 148 00:11:24,798 --> 00:11:25,546 Clear. 149 00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:27,164 I didn't plan too much. Just a 150 00:11:27,177 --> 00:11:28,893 gigantic party with all the Barbies, 151 00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:31,869 rehearsed choreography and theme music. You should go. 152 00:11:32,013 --> 00:11:33,037 Cool. 153 00:11:33,038 --> 00:11:34,625 Yes. Well, bye. 154 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,950 Cool. Bye-bye. 155 00:12:43,114 --> 00:12:44,414 Hi Barbie. 156 00:12:44,736 --> 00:12:46,036 Hi Ken. 157 00:12:52,393 --> 00:12:53,781 You look beautiful, Barbie. 158 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,106 Thank you, Ken. 159 00:13:08,899 --> 00:13:10,199 Hi Ken. 160 00:13:10,938 --> 00:13:12,438 - This this. - Hi, Barbie. 161 00:13:12,463 --> 00:13:13,763 - Hi, Barbie. - Hey. 162 00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:16,354 Hey there, Ken. 163 00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:31,116 Hey Barbie, get on this. 164 00:13:34,303 --> 00:13:36,565 I bet you don't know how to give these mortals. 165 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:39,417 Damn it. 166 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,722 The party is perfect, Barbie. 167 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,973 All right, Barbie. Wow, tonight is amazing. 168 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,807 Incredibly incredible. 169 00:13:45,832 --> 00:13:47,822 And you look so beautiful, Barbie. 170 00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:49,846 Thanks, Barbie, I feel beautiful. 171 00:13:49,949 --> 00:13:50,862 Me too. 172 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:51,887 This is the best day ever. 173 00:13:51,888 --> 00:13:53,761 This is the best day, and yesterday was too, 174 00:13:53,774 --> 00:13:55,520 tomorrow will be too, and the day after tomorrow 175 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:59,052 too, and until Wednesdays, and all eternity too. 176 00:14:01,329 --> 00:14:02,629 Have you ever thought about dying? 177 00:14:13,537 --> 00:14:15,470 I don't know why I said that. 178 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,155 Because I'm dying to dance. 179 00:14:57,943 --> 00:14:59,243 Wow. 180 00:14:59,747 --> 00:15:01,047 You can go now. 181 00:15:01,673 --> 00:15:03,522 I was thinking of sleeping here tonight. 182 00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:04,791 Why? 183 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:06,553 Because we are boyfriend and girlfriend. 184 00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:07,878 To do what? 185 00:15:09,014 --> 00:15:10,585 I don't know either. 186 00:15:11,207 --> 00:15:13,141 Fine, but I don't want him here. 187 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,150 Is it Ken? 188 00:15:15,151 --> 00:15:16,195 Ken is just a good friend, and this is 189 00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:18,800 my dream house, Barbie's dream house, 190 00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:20,641 it's not Ken's dream house. 191 00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:22,847 You're right, as always. 192 00:15:22,848 --> 00:15:24,688 And tonight is girls' night. 193 00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:28,452 - Come Barbie, it's a pajama party. - Come soon, the president is here. 194 00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:29,673 I am, you're welcome. 195 00:15:29,674 --> 00:15:31,434 Every night is a girls' night. 196 00:15:31,912 --> 00:15:33,594 Every night, forever. 197 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,927 - Every night? - Forever. 198 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,991 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 199 00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,409 I love you too. 200 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,444 - Girl's night. - Girl's night. 201 00:15:49,468 --> 00:15:51,094 I can't, my little girl. 202 00:15:59,587 --> 00:16:03,396 Goodnight Barbies, I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore. 203 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,657 Hi Barbie. 204 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:38,694 Hi Barbie. 205 00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:42,225 Hi Barbie. 206 00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:15,003 OVERDUE 207 00:17:16,507 --> 00:17:17,807 Hi Barbie. 208 00:17:27,697 --> 00:17:28,997 Hi Barbie. 209 00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:32,388 I am fine. I am great. 210 00:17:36,714 --> 00:17:38,014 That's it, Kens. 211 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,314 Hi Barbie. 212 00:17:40,442 --> 00:17:42,122 Come on, Barbie, let's run to the sea. 213 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,610 All good. 214 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,020 My feet! 215 00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,837 Oh no! 216 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,284 Hi Barbie. 217 00:18:09,285 --> 00:18:10,309 Everything is fine? 218 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,334 - Hi, Barbie. - Yes, Barbie. 219 00:18:11,335 --> 00:18:12,482 - I just fall. - You felt? 220 00:18:12,483 --> 00:18:13,554 I'm so embarrassed. 221 00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:14,855 Barbie is not ashamed. 222 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:17,755 I know, Barbie, I don't even know how to 223 00:18:17,768 --> 00:18:20,950 explain this, but my heels are on the ground. 224 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,133 I'm not walking on my toes anymore. 225 00:18:23,158 --> 00:18:25,157 It's okay, can I have a look? 226 00:18:27,652 --> 00:18:30,514 Flat foot. 227 00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:40,941 Stop it, Ken. 228 00:18:41,091 --> 00:18:42,609 I'm sorry, it was bad. 229 00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:44,201 I know I'm the stereotypical 230 00:18:44,202 --> 00:18:45,569 Barbie, so I don't make assumptions 231 00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:47,178 of causality between facts that 232 00:18:47,187 --> 00:18:48,760 occur in a period of time, but happened 233 00:18:48,785 --> 00:18:50,783 Some things that might have something to do with it. 234 00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:55,982 Bad breath, cold shower, burnt waffle and I fell off the roof. 235 00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:57,157 You are defective! 236 00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:57,593 What? 237 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,894 No! I am not. I... 238 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:00,450 I am? 239 00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:03,599 I have never seen this type of defect. It's usually in the hair. 240 00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:07,172 Look, I think you're going to have to find Strange Barbie. 241 00:19:07,197 --> 00:19:09,831 I never visited Strange Barbie. 242 00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:11,363 Because you never failed. 243 00:19:11,364 --> 00:19:14,831 And I heard she was the prettiest Barbie ever, but 244 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:18,045 someone played with her too hard back in the Real World. 245 00:19:29,432 --> 00:19:31,240 And now she's doomed forever 246 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,805 to make other Barbies perfect, 247 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:35,384 as she gets more and more spoiled. 248 00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:35,924 Yes... 249 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:39,353 And we still call her Weird Barbie behind her back and to her face. 250 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,900 She is so weird. 251 00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:44,432 Why is she always doing splits? 252 00:19:51,838 --> 00:19:55,384 Oh, she would never wear heels if my feet looked like that. 253 00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:00,709 Hello? 254 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,630 Hey. 255 00:20:11,654 --> 00:20:12,978 What's going on, pretty girl? 256 00:20:13,409 --> 00:20:14,115 Hey. 257 00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:15,140 Welcome. 258 00:20:15,141 --> 00:20:16,532 Welcome to my strange house. 259 00:20:20,492 --> 00:20:22,236 Hi how are you? 260 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:23,093 Is a pleasure. 261 00:20:23,094 --> 00:20:25,490 Sorry about the dog poop. How can I help you? 262 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:30,371 I need help with my feet. They are... 263 00:20:36,457 --> 00:20:37,831 Plans. 264 00:20:37,856 --> 00:20:38,703 That. 265 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:41,125 - I've never seen that before. - Serious? 266 00:20:41,915 --> 00:20:44,815 Alright, can you fix it? 267 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,482 You're the stereotypical Barbie, right? 268 00:20:47,966 --> 00:20:52,689 That Ken of yours is a bit of a bad way... 269 00:20:52,714 --> 00:20:53,467 Perhaps. 270 00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:56,822 I wanted to see that smooth bulge of him under those jeans. 271 00:20:57,771 --> 00:20:59,514 Anyway, what happened before that? 272 00:20:59,539 --> 00:21:02,624 Oh nothing, it was just a nice volleyball game on the beach. 273 00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:04,970 Just that? 274 00:21:04,971 --> 00:21:06,855 And I thought about death. 275 00:21:06,951 --> 00:21:08,251 What? 276 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:12,181 I think maybe I had thoughts about death. 277 00:21:12,206 --> 00:21:14,244 Morbid thoughts? 278 00:21:14,563 --> 00:21:15,863 This is a problem? 279 00:21:16,728 --> 00:21:17,284 What? 280 00:21:17,285 --> 00:21:20,077 I've heard of that. I thought 281 00:21:20,102 --> 00:21:21,402 it was absurd, but it's real. 282 00:21:22,789 --> 00:21:24,244 Yeah, you did it. 283 00:21:24,269 --> 00:21:25,489 You have opened a portal. 284 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:28,411 - I didn't open any portal. - So someone opened it. 285 00:21:28,436 --> 00:21:34,284 And now there is a tear in the membrane between Barbieland and the Real World. 286 00:21:34,309 --> 00:21:36,847 If you want to be the stereotypical perfect Barbie 287 00:21:36,848 --> 00:21:38,122 again, then, little girl, you'll have to do it yourself. 288 00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:39,879 fix it, or it will get worse and worse. 289 00:21:39,904 --> 00:21:41,204 Look at your thigh! 290 00:21:42,977 --> 00:21:44,001 What is that? 291 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,026 It's cellulite. 292 00:21:45,027 --> 00:21:48,427 And it will spread. You will start to get sentimental, emotional, 293 00:21:48,452 --> 00:21:49,975 - and complicated. - No! 294 00:21:50,332 --> 00:21:50,926 Yes. 295 00:21:50,927 --> 00:21:52,227 What do I do? 296 00:21:52,356 --> 00:21:55,729 - You have to go to the Real World! - All good. 297 00:21:55,754 --> 00:21:57,991 And find the girl who's been messing with you. 298 00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:58,848 Playing with me? 299 00:21:58,849 --> 00:22:00,671 Someone plays with each of us, but 300 00:22:00,684 --> 00:22:02,753 there's usually a separation, thank you. 301 00:22:02,778 --> 00:22:06,364 This girl here, and the doll here, the two never intersect. 302 00:22:06,389 --> 00:22:07,911 And did it happen? 303 00:22:07,936 --> 00:22:10,277 Yes, and the girl who is playing with you must be hurt, 304 00:22:10,278 --> 00:22:12,832 and everything she thinks and feels, and her humanity, 305 00:22:12,857 --> 00:22:14,777 is interfering with her dolliness. 306 00:22:14,990 --> 00:22:16,483 But why would she be sad? 307 00:22:16,508 --> 00:22:18,715 We fixed everything so that all women in 308 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,895 the Real World are happy and empowered. 309 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,633 I don't know, but know that you are also guilty of this. 310 00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:25,458 - I? - Needs two to open. 311 00:22:25,483 --> 00:22:29,585 I am not. I always wanted everything to stay exactly the same. 312 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:33,419 It may be, but the two of you are becoming intimately connected. 313 00:22:34,149 --> 00:22:36,252 And you need to help her to help herself. 314 00:22:42,442 --> 00:22:43,665 So I have to... 315 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,180 So how is it going to be? 316 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,761 You can go back to your normal 317 00:22:46,762 --> 00:22:48,426 life, and forget this all happened. 318 00:22:48,592 --> 00:22:51,600 Or else knowing the truth about the universe. 319 00:22:52,235 --> 00:22:55,449 The choice is now yours. 320 00:22:55,648 --> 00:22:57,315 The first. The high jump. 321 00:22:57,340 --> 00:22:59,775 No, let's repeat. 322 00:23:00,092 --> 00:23:01,918 You should want to know. 323 00:23:02,156 --> 00:23:03,053 I don't want. 324 00:23:03,054 --> 00:23:06,243 Honey, you gotta wanna know let's go again. 325 00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:08,489 I'm not Barbie Adventurer, I'm Stereotypical Barbie. 326 00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:10,737 I'm that Barbie when someone 327 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,068 says: "Think of a Barbie". That's me. 328 00:23:14,663 --> 00:23:17,314 I'm upset, you're a bore! What a bummer! 329 00:23:17,339 --> 00:23:19,496 All right, I'm prepared to forget, now! 330 00:23:19,521 --> 00:23:21,838 No, you will choose this one! 331 00:23:21,863 --> 00:23:24,615 I just gave you another option to make you think you were in control. 332 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,187 So the first option doesn't work? 333 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:26,742 No! 334 00:23:26,743 --> 00:23:29,576 No, you have to fix the tear yourself. 335 00:23:29,655 --> 00:23:31,917 Don't blame me, blame Mattel who make the rules! 336 00:23:31,996 --> 00:23:34,020 But I do not want! 337 00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:35,869 Alright, so stick with the cellulite, I don't care! 338 00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:38,734 No, no, it's okay. 339 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,622 Send me through the portal! 340 00:23:43,535 --> 00:23:46,511 Okay, there's no portal, it's figurative. 341 00:23:46,522 --> 00:23:50,122 In fact, you go by sports car, speedboat, 342 00:23:50,147 --> 00:23:51,621 space rocket, two-seater tandem bicycle, 343 00:23:51,622 --> 00:23:53,083 camping trailer, which is fun. 344 00:23:53,084 --> 00:23:57,384 And a snowmobile that will take you to the state of Los Angeles. 345 00:23:57,409 --> 00:23:59,663 Where you will wear neon and a skate. 346 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,607 And enter the country of California. 347 00:24:01,804 --> 00:24:04,343 It's weird, I know, better not even think about it. 348 00:24:04,368 --> 00:24:07,042 And when I get there, how do I find this girl? 349 00:24:07,562 --> 00:24:09,147 You will know! 350 00:24:09,172 --> 00:24:09,933 REAL WORLD MAP 351 00:24:09,934 --> 00:24:11,934 Alright, how do I get back here? 352 00:24:12,441 --> 00:24:14,045 Just like it was, but in reverse. 353 00:24:14,046 --> 00:24:18,353 I walk forward in reverse, or I walk backwards and... 354 00:24:18,671 --> 00:24:20,457 Don't think too much. 355 00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:23,274 Because if you don't find her and fix everything... 356 00:24:23,299 --> 00:24:26,528 What's ugly will get uglier, what's weird will get weirder... 357 00:24:26,964 --> 00:24:28,543 And you will be just like me. 358 00:24:31,026 --> 00:24:32,326 Sorry. 359 00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:35,448 I understand you, I set it up for myself. 360 00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:37,710 - Anyway, I believe in you. - Thanks. 361 00:24:37,735 --> 00:24:39,234 Go, and take care! 362 00:24:39,259 --> 00:24:40,559 I love you. 363 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:41,478 Goodbye. 364 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:42,218 Goodbye. 365 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:44,981 GOOD JOURNEY TO REALITY AND GOOD LUCK 366 00:24:44,994 --> 00:24:47,629 AND GOOD LUCK RESTORING THE MEMBRANE 367 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:52,749 THAT SEPARATES OUR WORLD FROM THEIRS SO YOU DON'T GET CELLULITE! 368 00:24:54,387 --> 00:24:55,687 Looks like she's going without you. 369 00:24:55,791 --> 00:24:59,511 Don't travel, Ken, she literally invited me. 370 00:24:59,536 --> 00:25:01,733 And I said, "I'd rather stay." 371 00:25:01,758 --> 00:25:02,431 Why? 372 00:25:02,432 --> 00:25:03,915 - Is afraid? - No! 373 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:07,328 I bet she's scared, and I bet she doesn't want you to go. 374 00:25:07,765 --> 00:25:11,495 So she bets twice wrongly, and I bet in the opposite direction. 375 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:12,803 - AND? - AND! 376 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:15,820 And what direction is that? You do not even know. 377 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:19,868 I don't want to leave, I'm finding reasons not to go. 378 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,143 I will miss you so much. 379 00:25:22,168 --> 00:25:24,143 I so wanted someone to go with 380 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:25,852 me, but I need to do this alone! 381 00:25:25,877 --> 00:25:26,828 What bird am I thinking of? 382 00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:28,394 - Parrot. - Dolphin, no, bird. 383 00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:30,889 Pelican. 384 00:25:32,201 --> 00:25:33,436 We will miss you, Barbie. 385 00:25:33,437 --> 00:25:35,019 I'll be right back with perfect feet, 386 00:25:35,044 --> 00:25:37,042 and we'll forget this ever happened. 387 00:25:37,067 --> 00:25:39,240 And you'll get to see everything we've done to fix the world! 388 00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:41,121 You will be a hero to them. 389 00:25:41,146 --> 00:25:43,477 There are so many grateful and empowered women 390 00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:45,831 who owe their incredible lives to Barbie. 391 00:25:45,856 --> 00:25:47,405 I bet all women will thank 392 00:25:47,406 --> 00:25:48,858 you and give you a big hug. 393 00:25:48,859 --> 00:25:50,899 Yes, they're right. 394 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,936 - And there I go! - All good. 395 00:25:52,961 --> 00:25:55,526 - Goodbye! - Bye, Barbie. 396 00:25:55,551 --> 00:25:56,851 Bye-bye. 397 00:25:58,136 --> 00:26:00,810 Bye Barbie, good luck in the Real World. 398 00:26:00,835 --> 00:26:02,135 Beware of Cellulite! 399 00:26:03,138 --> 00:26:05,413 BARBIELAND 400 00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:40,170 What are you doing here? 401 00:26:40,195 --> 00:26:40,908 I'll go with you! 402 00:26:40,909 --> 00:26:42,352 No, please leave. 403 00:26:42,377 --> 00:26:44,892 I can't, I made a double bet with Ken. 404 00:26:44,917 --> 00:26:47,789 And I can't seem less cool than Ken. 405 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,138 Ken is not cool! 406 00:26:49,163 --> 00:26:50,606 For me he is. 407 00:26:50,631 --> 00:26:52,028 You will only get in my way. 408 00:26:52,053 --> 00:26:56,558 Barbie, what if there's a beach? You will need a beach professional. 409 00:26:58,619 --> 00:26:59,919 Did you bring your skates? 410 00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:03,027 I literally don't leave the house without them. 411 00:27:04,431 --> 00:27:05,455 Please. 412 00:27:05,456 --> 00:27:06,756 All good. 413 00:27:07,914 --> 00:27:09,214 Lets do this! 414 00:27:09,365 --> 00:27:10,760 - Can I go ahead? - No. 415 00:27:11,348 --> 00:27:12,888 REAL WORLD HERE 416 00:27:12,913 --> 00:27:18,404 And so Barbie and Ken set out on their adventure to the Real World. 417 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,346 Cool. 418 00:28:02,721 --> 00:28:04,792 Wow! This is the Real World. 419 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:07,284 Barbie, I said I'd have a beach. 420 00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:08,810 AND. 421 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:21,891 What is happening? 422 00:28:21,892 --> 00:28:23,795 Give us a little smile, little blonde. 423 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,771 Why are these men looking at me? 424 00:28:26,796 --> 00:28:28,239 Yeah, they're staring at me too. 425 00:28:28,711 --> 00:28:30,011 Wow, I love it. 426 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:35,937 Why do I feel embarrassed? I don't know the right word, but, I'm 427 00:28:35,962 --> 00:28:40,501 uncomfortable, but, it seems like it's my fault I look like this. 428 00:28:40,539 --> 00:28:42,734 I don't feel any of that. What I feel 429 00:28:42,747 --> 00:28:44,787 can only be described as admiration. 430 00:28:44,812 --> 00:28:47,035 But I don't want to. 431 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,993 And no hint of violence. 432 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,493 To me, it definitely has a hint of violence. 433 00:28:52,159 --> 00:28:54,072 Ah, look at a construction site! 434 00:28:54,097 --> 00:28:56,011 We need some of that feminine energy! 435 00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:57,336 - AND. - Ladies! 436 00:28:58,817 --> 00:29:00,659 Jeez, does this sandwich come with potatoes? 437 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:03,023 Let me put some sunscreen on that little body. 438 00:29:03,048 --> 00:29:05,874 Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I'm seeing myself inside you. 439 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,055 I don't know what you men are trying to say with these 440 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,785 little jokes, but I'm thinking it's a double meaning. 441 00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:16,076 And I would like to tell you that I don't 442 00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:19,452 have a vagina, and he doesn't have a penis! 443 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:21,651 We don't have genitals. 444 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,348 - All good. - Good. 445 00:29:24,548 --> 00:29:26,074 I have all the genitals! 446 00:29:26,921 --> 00:29:30,341 Heck, I thought a construction site at lunch would be 447 00:29:30,366 --> 00:29:32,040 the best place for me to empower myself with women. 448 00:29:32,065 --> 00:29:34,897 But this one was so… masculine. 449 00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:39,540 Everything here seems a bit upside down. 450 00:29:42,397 --> 00:29:44,421 Ah, look at the Supreme Court! 451 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,504 MISS UNIVERSE 452 00:29:45,505 --> 00:29:47,437 - They're so smart. - AND. 453 00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:57,278 - I love swimsuits. - I love the elbow pads. 454 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,675 I think we should change clothes. 455 00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:01,727 CONVENIENCE STORE 456 00:30:01,752 --> 00:30:03,861 - We are wonderful! - I love bangs. 457 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:05,186 I love glitter! 458 00:30:06,715 --> 00:30:10,290 Hey man, you guys have to pay for these things. 459 00:30:12,816 --> 00:30:16,230 - She looks even better dressed up! -Because she can imagine more. 460 00:30:16,255 --> 00:30:18,355 Wants to know? You can stay. 461 00:30:18,770 --> 00:30:21,817 Weird Barbie said I would know how to find the girl, but how? 462 00:30:21,842 --> 00:30:23,142 I have no idea. 463 00:30:24,198 --> 00:30:26,063 What would a smart Barbie do? 464 00:30:26,088 --> 00:30:28,044 I need to empty my mind so I can think. 465 00:30:28,444 --> 00:30:29,770 Who's kidding me? 466 00:30:30,547 --> 00:30:32,809 I hate when others think, I get bored! 467 00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:35,214 The quicker I find out, the quicker we can get home. 468 00:30:35,215 --> 00:30:36,801 - That's what i do? -Ken! 469 00:30:36,826 --> 00:30:39,000 - Take a walk around, I don't know. - Alone? 470 00:30:39,025 --> 00:30:41,182 - Serious? And where? - Wherever you want. 471 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,722 - I'll go that way. - All right, all right. 472 00:30:49,071 --> 00:30:50,627 - It won't go very far! - It is fine. 473 00:30:55,372 --> 00:30:57,138 Excuse me sir. 474 00:30:57,530 --> 00:30:58,830 It cost. 475 00:31:01,284 --> 00:31:03,466 CITY CENTER 476 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,500 Hey. 477 00:31:10,928 --> 00:31:13,094 - You are very male in this parade. - Good training, bro. 478 00:31:13,095 --> 00:31:14,395 - Bro. - Bro. 479 00:31:14,515 --> 00:31:16,896 - You are the man! - No, you're the man! 480 00:31:17,306 --> 00:31:18,606 - Bro! - Bro! 481 00:31:31,182 --> 00:31:33,325 - Excuse me sir. - Not now, Margaret. 482 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:36,063 - Shall we close then? - I'm not worried. 483 00:31:36,088 --> 00:31:38,377 We are officially important. 484 00:32:00,096 --> 00:32:01,396 That! 485 00:33:08,828 --> 00:33:13,630 That was sad, but good. 486 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:09,969 You are so Beautiful! 487 00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:13,110 I know that. 488 00:34:19,544 --> 00:34:20,682 Barbie! 489 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:21,866 Barbie! 490 00:34:21,867 --> 00:34:23,067 AND! 491 00:34:23,068 --> 00:34:24,508 - I know! - I know! 492 00:34:24,585 --> 00:34:25,509 - What do you know? - You first! 493 00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:27,866 - No, no, you say! - I know, let's talk together! 494 00:34:28,189 --> 00:34:30,485 - She is in the school! - Men rule the world! 495 00:34:30,510 --> 00:34:32,367 - What? - Is the girl at school? 496 00:34:32,392 --> 00:34:33,621 - But what did you say? - Anything. 497 00:34:33,622 --> 00:34:34,591 It is fine. 498 00:34:34,592 --> 00:34:36,454 - Let's go to school! - Let's go. 499 00:34:36,794 --> 00:34:38,094 Now let's go. 500 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,811 MATTEL WORLD HEADQUARTERS LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. 501 00:34:55,621 --> 00:34:57,406 - Hello! - This is the Dean of the FBI. 502 00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:58,943 This is Aaron from Mattel. 503 00:34:58,956 --> 00:35:01,494 I don't give a shit who you are, Aaron! 504 00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:04,787 What are you? Trainee? There are two of your dolls on the loose! 505 00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:06,789 This is impossible! What do you know? 506 00:35:06,802 --> 00:35:09,209 Sassy, ​​two blondes named Barbie 507 00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:10,955 and Ken, skating in Santa Monica. 508 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:13,415 We need Mattel's help to land that eagle. 509 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,074 - Don't be silly, Aaron! - I am not going. 510 00:35:18,031 --> 00:35:19,606 This is bad, very bad! 511 00:35:19,790 --> 00:35:22,225 - What? - It's happened before. 512 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,198 - What? When? - I heard that about ten years ago, 513 00:35:24,199 --> 00:35:27,308 a woman named Skipper, showed up at a family home in 514 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,236 Key West, and asked to be the couple's children's nanny. 515 00:35:29,249 --> 00:35:31,078 And then she tried to take the little one surfing. 516 00:35:31,103 --> 00:35:33,007 - Damn. - I know, then they managed to solve it 517 00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:36,674 everything and cover it up, but this... This is worse. 518 00:35:36,739 --> 00:35:39,075 - I'm going upstairs! - But nobody goes up there. 519 00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:41,143 - But I need. - But maybe you'll never come back. 520 00:35:42,521 --> 00:35:43,821 I know. 521 00:35:44,103 --> 00:35:45,403 LAST FLOOR 522 00:35:59,650 --> 00:36:01,150 - Hey! - Oh, hi, Aaron. 523 00:36:01,175 --> 00:36:05,515 - New drawings? - Yeah, I started making some weird ones. 524 00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:06,840 Are different. 525 00:36:07,181 --> 00:36:11,467 This is Barbie with morbid thoughts, Barbie with cellulite, 526 00:36:11,983 --> 00:36:13,927 and terribly embarrassed Barbie! 527 00:36:14,323 --> 00:36:15,063 All good. 528 00:36:15,064 --> 00:36:17,261 Look, I need to talk to the big boss! 529 00:36:17,286 --> 00:36:18,475 - No. - It is serious. 530 00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:19,666 - No! - Yes, I will! 531 00:36:19,667 --> 00:36:21,357 Aaron, they're at a corporate brainstorming 532 00:36:21,358 --> 00:36:23,372 session, no one is allowed in! Aaron, hey, stop! 533 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:25,040 Everything here is about empowering girls. 534 00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:26,288 Was always. 535 00:36:26,289 --> 00:36:29,698 But what do we sell? I will say: we sell dreams. 536 00:36:29,723 --> 00:36:31,023 And imagination. 537 00:36:32,555 --> 00:36:34,143 And also shine. 538 00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:36,246 I get excited, I'm passionate. 539 00:36:36,271 --> 00:36:38,786 And who thinks about brightness, quickly thinks about what? 540 00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:40,322 female protagonism. 541 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:42,665 Excuse me. 542 00:36:43,299 --> 00:36:44,490 Who are you? 543 00:36:44,491 --> 00:36:47,309 - Aaron Dickens, sir. - We are in an important meeting, 544 00:36:47,334 --> 00:36:47,994 Aaron Dickens. 545 00:36:47,995 --> 00:36:49,769 I think you'll want to hear this, sir. 546 00:36:49,794 --> 00:36:52,507 Send it by email, it can be up to the FDS. 547 00:36:52,532 --> 00:36:53,697 Weekend. 548 00:36:53,698 --> 00:36:54,998 Cool. 549 00:36:55,245 --> 00:36:58,896 May I inform you via cordless telephone, sir? 550 00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:00,285 All right, cordless phone. 551 00:37:22,771 --> 00:37:24,071 Not there. 552 00:37:26,092 --> 00:37:27,877 - Damn. - Hold the chair. 553 00:37:27,902 --> 00:37:29,202 I held it, is he okay? 554 00:37:29,655 --> 00:37:31,522 All good. Are you okay? 555 00:37:31,547 --> 00:37:32,571 He is fine. 556 00:37:32,572 --> 00:37:33,872 Everything is fine. 557 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,941 It's the return of the Skipper case in Key West. 558 00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:42,552 And with all due respect, it was Skipper, sir. 559 00:37:42,577 --> 00:37:45,210 Now she is Barbie. 560 00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:50,687 If anyone knows that our dolls are coming to Los 561 00:37:50,712 --> 00:37:54,170 Angeles from Barbieland in human versions of themselves, 562 00:37:55,003 --> 00:37:56,603 to roam in the real world... 563 00:37:58,050 --> 00:38:00,352 it will be very bad. 564 00:38:00,762 --> 00:38:02,971 The Barbie? In the real world? 565 00:38:03,645 --> 00:38:05,074 This is impossible. 566 00:38:05,099 --> 00:38:07,879 We are dealing with a very serious situation on our hands. 567 00:38:07,904 --> 00:38:09,204 Catastrophic. 568 00:38:11,185 --> 00:38:12,485 What? 569 00:38:12,971 --> 00:38:14,106 What's your name again? 570 00:38:14,107 --> 00:38:15,693 - Aaron Dickens, sir. - Aaron Dickinson. 571 00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:16,718 - Dickens. - That's right, Aaron. 572 00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,086 Is Barbieland an alternate reality 573 00:38:19,099 --> 00:38:20,979 or a place where imagination... 574 00:38:21,414 --> 00:38:22,863 Yes. 575 00:38:22,888 --> 00:38:23,661 All good. 576 00:38:23,662 --> 00:38:26,852 Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dickens. 577 00:38:27,154 --> 00:38:28,454 Sweden! 578 00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:30,045 Right. 579 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:34,193 What's your weight? It doesn't matter. 580 00:38:34,775 --> 00:38:37,368 That's a job to ship the box. 581 00:38:37,393 --> 00:38:41,898 No one rests until this doll is back in the box! 582 00:38:42,691 --> 00:38:45,271 Look, Davy Crockett School, just like my vision. 583 00:38:45,296 --> 00:38:46,134 DAVY CROCKETT SCHOOL HOUSE OF MEN ON THE BORDER 584 00:38:46,135 --> 00:38:46,922 A man on horseback. 585 00:38:46,923 --> 00:38:49,348 I started to have a strange feeling, 586 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:51,858 like it was a fear, without knowing what. 587 00:38:51,883 --> 00:38:53,350 - What was that? - Anxiety. 588 00:38:53,351 --> 00:38:56,223 I have too, you know? At that age it's awful. 589 00:38:56,248 --> 00:38:57,810 I feel wonderful. 590 00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,975 It's because children don't take it out on their father. 591 00:39:00,457 --> 00:39:02,234 She must be here somewhere. 592 00:39:02,259 --> 00:39:04,028 I need to find her soon. 593 00:39:04,053 --> 00:39:07,433 I go to the library to see if there are any books about trucks. 594 00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:09,933 - Okay, but don't get in trouble. - I am not going. 595 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:25,489 What are you doing? 596 00:39:26,222 --> 00:39:28,504 That girl. What's her name? 597 00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:29,945 It's Sasha! 598 00:39:29,946 --> 00:39:30,970 Hi, Sasha. 599 00:39:30,971 --> 00:39:32,921 Don't talk to her! Sasha can talk 600 00:39:32,934 --> 00:39:34,655 to you, but you can never talk to her. 601 00:39:34,774 --> 00:39:36,205 She crushes you! 602 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:40,201 It's okay, everyone likes me and thinks I'm cool and pretty! 603 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,383 Thanks. 604 00:39:45,605 --> 00:39:46,891 Hi ladies. 605 00:39:46,892 --> 00:39:49,168 Hi, Sasha, what's up? 606 00:39:52,009 --> 00:39:53,309 Who are you? 607 00:40:02,422 --> 00:40:05,438 - Do you really think you're Barbie? - I think. 608 00:40:05,463 --> 00:40:07,581 - She is mad! - Is it if she ran away from a madhouse? 609 00:40:07,582 --> 00:40:10,011 So you're really Barbie, like a professional oddball? 610 00:40:10,012 --> 00:40:13,986 No, Barbie is not a chore. She is a physician, 611 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:15,415 lawyer, senator, and Nobel Prize winner. 612 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,391 - Have you won a Nobel Prize? - No not me. 613 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,732 But Barbie does. 614 00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:25,336 Won't you thank me and give me a tight hug 615 00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:29,780 for being your favorite toy? 616 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:32,597 We haven't played with Barbies since we were about five. 617 00:40:32,818 --> 00:40:34,558 Yes, hairy doll, I hated it. 618 00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:36,860 I played with Barbie, but for lack of options. 619 00:40:36,885 --> 00:40:38,566 I loved Barbie. 620 00:40:39,955 --> 00:40:42,574 Even then she was already horrible to us. 621 00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:44,281 Horrible? 622 00:40:45,134 --> 00:40:46,434 Why? 623 00:40:46,470 --> 00:40:47,774 - Go, Sasha! - Tell her. 624 00:40:47,796 --> 00:40:49,096 Finish with Barbie! 625 00:40:50,087 --> 00:40:53,168 All right, Barbie, let's get started. 626 00:40:53,336 --> 00:40:55,153 You've been making women feel bad 627 00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:57,142 about themselves since you were invented. 628 00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:58,799 I think she got it wrong. 629 00:40:58,812 --> 00:41:00,793 You represent everything that our culture 630 00:41:00,818 --> 00:41:03,253 has wrong with it. Fetish capitalism. 631 00:41:03,456 --> 00:41:05,569 With impossible physical ideals! 632 00:41:05,582 --> 00:41:08,332 No, it's describing something stereotypical. 633 00:41:08,357 --> 00:41:11,229 Barbie is so much more than that. 634 00:41:11,309 --> 00:41:13,491 Look at you! 635 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:17,476 Fine, but I'm technically the stereotypical Barbie. 636 00:41:17,501 --> 00:41:19,896 You set the feminist movement back 50 years, 637 00:41:19,921 --> 00:41:21,773 you destroyed girls' self-esteem and you're 638 00:41:21,786 --> 00:41:23,468 killing the planet with glorification 639 00:41:23,493 --> 00:41:24,841 - from unbridled consumerism! - No. 640 00:41:24,842 --> 00:41:29,301 My job is to help you, make you happy and empowered. 641 00:41:29,326 --> 00:41:31,115 But I am empowered. Before you 642 00:41:31,128 --> 00:41:33,071 even show up here and claim to be Barbie, 643 00:41:33,096 --> 00:41:36,166 I haven't thought about you in years, you fascist! 644 00:41:39,515 --> 00:41:40,815 Our. 645 00:41:42,079 --> 00:41:45,293 All good. It's happening again. 646 00:41:45,649 --> 00:41:47,785 I have to... Will you excuse me? 647 00:41:47,810 --> 00:41:49,835 It was a pleasure talking to you. 648 00:41:57,783 --> 00:41:59,531 They never listen. 649 00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:07,174 WHY MEN RUN (LITERALLY) 650 00:42:07,175 --> 00:42:07,906 MEN AND WARS 651 00:42:07,907 --> 00:42:08,461 THE ORIGINS OF PATRIARCHY 652 00:42:08,462 --> 00:42:09,762 HORSES 653 00:42:09,787 --> 00:42:11,087 LIBRARY 654 00:42:13,318 --> 00:42:14,945 Excuse me sir, what time is it? 655 00:42:15,671 --> 00:42:17,009 You respect me? 656 00:42:17,088 --> 00:42:19,112 Sorry, can you tell me what time it is? 657 00:42:20,144 --> 00:42:21,627 No, I don't know, no. 658 00:42:22,508 --> 00:42:23,532 All good. 659 00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:26,096 Why didn't Barbie tell me about the patriarchy? 660 00:42:26,121 --> 00:42:29,777 Which from what I understand, is where men and horses command everything. 661 00:42:29,802 --> 00:42:33,556 - Clear. - I seek my luck here. 662 00:42:33,581 --> 00:42:34,881 I understood. 663 00:42:35,447 --> 00:42:36,239 AND... 664 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,794 I want an influential, high-end, highly paid car. 665 00:42:38,819 --> 00:42:42,026 You need at least one NB, and here is a lot of PHDS. 666 00:42:42,051 --> 00:42:44,616 - Isn't being a man enough? - In fact, now it's almost the opposite. 667 00:42:44,722 --> 00:42:48,176 From what I'm seeing, your patriarchy is not doing well. 668 00:42:48,201 --> 00:42:50,200 No. No. 669 00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:54,645 We do well. Yeah, but now it's more about shrinking, you know? 670 00:42:56,518 --> 00:43:00,002 No, I'm not going to let you just have an appendectomy. 671 00:43:00,027 --> 00:43:01,668 - But I'm a man. - But not doctor! 672 00:43:01,693 --> 00:43:02,717 - Please. - No. 673 00:43:02,718 --> 00:43:04,629 - Can I speak to the doctor? - You're talking to one. 674 00:43:04,630 --> 00:43:06,589 Get me a coffee? It is a pen. 675 00:43:06,602 --> 00:43:07,282 No no. 676 00:43:07,283 --> 00:43:08,307 - And a lab coat. - No. 677 00:43:08,308 --> 00:43:09,332 - And a scalpel. - No. 678 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:11,345 - There's a logo over there. Doctor! - Someone call security? 679 00:43:11,346 --> 00:43:11,940 SAVES LIVES 680 00:43:11,941 --> 00:43:13,860 I want to apply to work on the beach. 681 00:43:13,885 --> 00:43:15,189 So you want to be a lifeguard? 682 00:43:15,949 --> 00:43:18,096 But I'm not trained to be at sea. I'm 683 00:43:18,109 --> 00:43:20,130 trained to stand in a confident pose here. 684 00:43:20,155 --> 00:43:21,742 But here on the sand, no one is in danger. 685 00:43:21,743 --> 00:43:24,535 And even if I was, I'm not trained to save anyone. 686 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,749 - So I can't hire you! - I'm not even good for the beach. 687 00:43:31,597 --> 00:43:33,781 Does she think I'm a fascist? 688 00:43:33,806 --> 00:43:38,106 I don't control the trains or the flow of commerce. 689 00:43:40,393 --> 00:43:41,985 - I found you! - Oh no. 690 00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:46,112 I got hurt. I need to find a place 691 00:43:46,137 --> 00:43:47,437 where I can start patriarchy from scratch. 692 00:43:50,407 --> 00:43:51,707 Miss Barbie? 693 00:43:51,710 --> 00:43:53,255 It's just Barbie. 694 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,350 You need to come with me, please. 695 00:43:56,896 --> 00:43:58,772 - Who are you? - We're from Mattel. 696 00:43:58,797 --> 00:44:00,677 - Mattel? - Mattel? 697 00:44:00,692 --> 00:44:03,355 Wonder. I need to talk to someone in charge, 698 00:44:03,368 --> 00:44:06,113 here everything is the other way around. 699 00:44:06,138 --> 00:44:08,668 Men object to me, girls hate 700 00:44:08,681 --> 00:44:10,677 me, everyone thinks I'm crazy 701 00:44:10,702 --> 00:44:11,726 and every time I get arrested. 702 00:44:11,727 --> 00:44:13,058 Follow us, please. 703 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:15,047 And I just learned to cry. First 704 00:44:15,060 --> 00:44:16,788 a tear fell and then the world. 705 00:44:16,813 --> 00:44:18,505 What do I do? I follow Barbie 706 00:44:18,518 --> 00:44:20,359 and I get in that scary black car? 707 00:44:21,391 --> 00:44:23,724 A car I wish I had, by the way. 708 00:44:24,261 --> 00:44:27,559 You're right, she's fine. It's Mattel! 709 00:44:27,584 --> 00:44:29,900 - AND. - I know, I'll go back to Barbieland, 710 00:44:29,925 --> 00:44:31,527 And tell the Kens what I've learned. 711 00:44:31,552 --> 00:44:32,852 It will be something beautiful! 712 00:44:34,072 --> 00:44:36,884 All right, let's go the other way, okay, baby? 713 00:44:37,529 --> 00:44:39,939 - Hi, my little baby. - Do not call me that. 714 00:44:39,964 --> 00:44:43,074 Sorry. I left early because of a problem at work. 715 00:44:43,099 --> 00:44:45,455 How about we go out and get some ice cream? 716 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,464 I'm glad they arrested that crazy 717 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:51,011 person, that person out of reality. 718 00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:52,773 She thinks she's Barbie. 719 00:44:52,798 --> 00:44:54,162 What she said? 720 00:44:54,187 --> 00:44:55,246 She thinks she's Barbie. 721 00:44:55,247 --> 00:44:56,781 She's sure. 722 00:44:58,312 --> 00:44:59,464 What is she doing? 723 00:44:59,465 --> 00:45:00,489 Mom, what is she doing? 724 00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:01,514 Mother. 725 00:45:01,515 --> 00:45:02,539 Mother! 726 00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:04,241 Mom, get back in the car. 727 00:45:06,742 --> 00:45:08,042 Are you kidding? 728 00:45:09,565 --> 00:45:10,865 Mother! 729 00:45:12,694 --> 00:45:16,662 Mattel, of course, you who brought me here. 730 00:45:16,687 --> 00:45:18,921 Because it sure as hell wasn't that Sasha girl. 731 00:45:19,874 --> 00:45:22,413 Thanks for the ride, it was super fun! 732 00:45:24,387 --> 00:45:25,707 The Mothership! 733 00:45:29,792 --> 00:45:31,818 - Barbie! - Good to see you. 734 00:45:32,203 --> 00:45:33,033 Hey. 735 00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:34,334 Do you accept a mineral water? 736 00:45:34,573 --> 00:45:36,083 Yes, thank you 737 00:45:36,522 --> 00:45:37,822 Thanks. 738 00:45:40,012 --> 00:45:42,433 Usually there's nothing inside. 739 00:45:46,667 --> 00:45:47,684 Thanks. 740 00:45:47,685 --> 00:45:50,274 You know, we were really looking forward to seeing you. 741 00:45:50,287 --> 00:45:52,194 Sure, so what can I do 742 00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:54,175 to mend the tear in space-time, 743 00:45:54,188 --> 00:45:56,401 recover mues feet and lose that cellulite. 744 00:45:56,426 --> 00:45:58,464 And in short, don't become Weird Barbie. 745 00:45:58,489 --> 00:46:00,766 We were just discussing this. 746 00:46:01,485 --> 00:46:08,028 And if you agree, we'd like you to get inside that giant box. 747 00:46:10,834 --> 00:46:13,421 Enter the box and you'll be back in Barbieland, 748 00:46:13,446 --> 00:46:15,564 and everything will be back to normal. 749 00:46:15,589 --> 00:46:18,223 You know, I think I better go get Ken first! 750 00:46:18,248 --> 00:46:19,548 - Ken? - Ken? 751 00:46:20,088 --> 00:46:22,350 You know, Ken, it's Barbie and Ken. 752 00:46:22,688 --> 00:46:24,889 Oh yes. Ken. 753 00:46:27,350 --> 00:46:29,064 Back to Barbieland! 754 00:46:30,365 --> 00:46:31,959 I'm nauseous, I'm going to throw up. 755 00:46:32,936 --> 00:46:38,223 Ken is not a concern for us. Never was. 756 00:46:38,388 --> 00:46:40,586 Alright then I'll get in the box now! 757 00:46:40,611 --> 00:46:41,911 Exactly. 758 00:46:43,554 --> 00:46:47,570 But since I came here, can I meet the woman in charge? 759 00:46:47,595 --> 00:46:48,959 Your president? 760 00:46:49,859 --> 00:46:50,883 That's me. 761 00:46:50,884 --> 00:46:52,491 - The financial one. - It is me. 762 00:46:52,537 --> 00:46:53,745 - Operations. - Here. 763 00:46:53,746 --> 00:46:55,531 - President of the Barbie division. - Gift. 764 00:46:55,532 --> 00:46:58,010 I'm a man with no power, so I'm a woman? 765 00:46:58,761 --> 00:47:00,586 Is there a woman in charge? 766 00:47:01,094 --> 00:47:04,611 Listen, I know exactly where you're going with this. 767 00:47:04,676 --> 00:47:07,309 And I have to say that I do. 768 00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:10,166 We are a company literally made of women. 769 00:47:10,191 --> 00:47:12,547 We had a female president in the 770 00:47:12,572 --> 00:47:15,166 90s, and we also had one more... 771 00:47:15,689 --> 00:47:18,063 In another era. 772 00:47:19,811 --> 00:47:22,468 So there were already two women. 773 00:47:22,493 --> 00:47:28,024 Women are the main foundation of this crappy phallic building. 774 00:47:28,469 --> 00:47:31,056 We have a lot of gender-neutral bathrooms, 775 00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:34,072 and every single one of those men loves women. 776 00:47:34,097 --> 00:47:35,739 I am a mother's son. 777 00:47:35,923 --> 00:47:37,802 I am the mother of one child. 778 00:47:37,836 --> 00:47:41,271 And I am the nephew of an aunt who is a woman. 779 00:47:42,191 --> 00:47:44,009 My best friends are Jewish. 780 00:47:45,617 --> 00:47:50,054 What I mean is, get in the box, Jezebel. 781 00:47:50,875 --> 00:47:52,554 What was it, I can't say Jezebel? 782 00:47:52,579 --> 00:47:55,213 I haven't been in a box in years. 783 00:47:55,451 --> 00:47:57,158 She saw? Is easy. 784 00:47:58,399 --> 00:47:59,895 All good. 785 00:48:00,610 --> 00:48:03,031 Wow, I remember that smell. 786 00:48:03,056 --> 00:48:04,260 SHE IS HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER 787 00:48:04,261 --> 00:48:06,483 I'm having a Proustian flashback. 788 00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:08,824 Remember Barbie Proust? It didn't go over very well. 789 00:48:17,701 --> 00:48:21,046 Want to know something? Before I get in the box, can 790 00:48:21,071 --> 00:48:23,269 I go to the bathroom to see if my hair is perfect? 791 00:48:23,294 --> 00:48:25,034 Of course, it goes fast. 792 00:48:26,964 --> 00:48:28,764 - This way? - AND. Right at the end of the corridor. 793 00:48:28,789 --> 00:48:29,502 Thanks. 794 00:48:29,503 --> 00:48:30,803 On the right. 795 00:48:34,539 --> 00:48:36,383 She really looks tight. 796 00:48:37,574 --> 00:48:39,488 Get that Barbie. 797 00:48:41,725 --> 00:48:43,377 Hit that button! Let me squeeze. 798 00:48:48,487 --> 00:48:50,550 I'll get you, Barbie! 799 00:48:52,370 --> 00:48:53,670 Get the Barbie! 800 00:48:54,588 --> 00:48:55,888 I'll get you! 801 00:48:57,888 --> 00:48:59,188 I will reach you! 802 00:49:04,168 --> 00:49:05,472 It's easier to skip the booths. 803 00:49:07,455 --> 00:49:08,755 Faster! 804 00:49:14,350 --> 00:49:15,650 Get the Barbie! 805 00:49:19,176 --> 00:49:20,200 I'll get you! 806 00:49:20,201 --> 00:49:21,501 Barbie! 807 00:49:51,247 --> 00:49:53,818 Don't worry, you're safe here! 808 00:49:54,813 --> 00:49:56,113 What place is this? 809 00:49:57,032 --> 00:50:01,441 I always find that I think better sitting at the kitchen table. 810 00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:05,466 Tea? 811 00:50:06,887 --> 00:50:08,187 Yes please. 812 00:50:12,866 --> 00:50:15,008 So there's a woman working here. 813 00:50:15,033 --> 00:50:18,421 Oh honey, we do more than work here. 814 00:50:25,683 --> 00:50:26,983 Thanks. 815 00:50:47,168 --> 00:50:48,468 What it was? 816 00:50:49,592 --> 00:50:51,215 Is it because I don't know how to drink tea? 817 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,425 It's not that, it's just that you're different. 818 00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:59,544 I'm not always like this. I tend to be perfect. 819 00:50:59,569 --> 00:51:03,711 I don't know, I think you're fine. 820 00:51:11,251 --> 00:51:14,345 The Real World is not what I thought it would be. 821 00:51:14,789 --> 00:51:18,068 Never is. Don't you think that's wonderful? 822 00:51:19,770 --> 00:51:21,163 Who are you? 823 00:51:24,536 --> 00:51:29,655 If you go through the closet, you'll find a staircase to the lobby. 824 00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:31,253 All good. 825 00:51:34,289 --> 00:51:36,084 Thanks... 826 00:51:37,265 --> 00:51:39,060 Ruth. 827 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:41,044 Ruth, thank you. 828 00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:44,258 You're welcome, Barbie. 829 00:52:04,903 --> 00:52:07,189 The badge. Where's the badge? 830 00:52:09,904 --> 00:52:11,204 Goes into 831 00:52:16,565 --> 00:52:17,412 now! 832 00:52:17,413 --> 00:52:18,437 Enter now! 833 00:52:18,438 --> 00:52:19,888 Come on! 834 00:52:24,967 --> 00:52:26,268 Oh no. 835 00:52:26,293 --> 00:52:28,156 Now let's never get Barbie! 836 00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,205 I needed the badge. 837 00:52:29,206 --> 00:52:30,506 Barbie! 838 00:52:30,508 --> 00:52:32,180 Let's come up with a plan! 839 00:52:33,332 --> 00:52:34,790 I'll go ahead! 840 00:52:34,815 --> 00:52:36,467 I'll go ahead! I'm in front! 841 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,080 Safe! 842 00:52:40,752 --> 00:52:42,241 I hope no one at school saw 843 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:43,832 a family size Barbie walk in 844 00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:44,857 in the car. 845 00:52:44,858 --> 00:52:45,882 - How did this happen? - I don't know. 846 00:52:45,883 --> 00:52:48,451 How are you here? Are you just an idea? 847 00:52:48,476 --> 00:52:49,500 A great idea. 848 00:52:49,501 --> 00:52:52,935 So, I was kind of lonely these days and I 849 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:53,871 found the Barbies that we used to play with. 850 00:52:53,872 --> 00:52:55,657 - Didn't we give them away? - I started playing with them 851 00:52:55,658 --> 00:52:57,459 and making drawings like we used to. 852 00:52:57,484 --> 00:52:59,120 Remember? I thought it would make me happier. 853 00:52:59,133 --> 00:52:59,705 And it was? 854 00:52:59,706 --> 00:53:01,243 No, it was not. I felt even more 855 00:53:01,256 --> 00:53:03,031 sad and strange, the drawings were 856 00:53:03,056 --> 00:53:05,664 sad and strange. And since I can't 857 00:53:05,677 --> 00:53:08,427 being like you, I ended up leaving her like me. 858 00:53:10,093 --> 00:53:13,983 Did one of those drawings have morbid thoughts and cellulite? 859 00:53:14,538 --> 00:53:17,554 Yes, there was. It was the Suicide Barbie. 860 00:53:17,666 --> 00:53:18,690 Oh my God. 861 00:53:18,691 --> 00:53:19,991 And with cellulite! 862 00:53:23,603 --> 00:53:25,689 - I came for you! - You came for me? 863 00:53:25,714 --> 00:53:27,325 It was her memories. 864 00:53:54,366 --> 00:53:55,491 Mother! 865 00:53:55,492 --> 00:53:56,516 Mother! 866 00:53:56,517 --> 00:53:58,856 Hey! Hello! 867 00:53:58,881 --> 00:54:00,381 Are you two telepaths? 868 00:54:00,698 --> 00:54:02,086 No, what is it? Nothing to see. 869 00:54:02,111 --> 00:54:03,572 Are you doing telepathy with a real Barbie? 870 00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:04,873 No. 871 00:54:05,142 --> 00:54:07,007 I mean maybe a little bit. 872 00:54:07,032 --> 00:54:07,428 Right? 873 00:54:07,429 --> 00:54:10,896 I don't even know what to say about your absurd desire to bring Barbie to life. 874 00:54:10,921 --> 00:54:14,190 Oh Sasha, listen to me, I'm just a boring mother 875 00:54:14,215 --> 00:54:15,239 in a boring job and a daughter who hates me! 876 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,641 Can you blame me for wanting a little fun? 877 00:54:17,642 --> 00:54:18,926 OBJECTS SHOWN IN THE REAR VIEW VIEW ARE CLOSER THAN SHOWN. 878 00:54:18,927 --> 00:54:20,658 I have to lose these assholes. 879 00:54:26,530 --> 00:54:28,289 I owe you an apology. I thought the 880 00:54:28,302 --> 00:54:29,982 Barbie had improved the real 881 00:54:30,007 --> 00:54:31,268 world, but the real world is already 882 00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:33,475 irreversibly damaged forever. 883 00:54:33,713 --> 00:54:35,261 Okay, the real world isn't perfect. 884 00:54:35,262 --> 00:54:37,142 But you inspired me, you know? 885 00:54:38,166 --> 00:54:39,190 I adore women. 886 00:54:39,191 --> 00:54:40,420 I want to be able to help them. 887 00:54:40,421 --> 00:54:42,122 What it is? Everyone hates women, 888 00:54:42,135 --> 00:54:43,888 women hate themselves and men hate them. 889 00:54:43,913 --> 00:54:44,937 Everyone agrees. 890 00:54:44,938 --> 00:54:45,479 And truth? 891 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,102 It's complicated, hating is a bit too much. 892 00:54:47,127 --> 00:54:48,427 Mom, wake up. 893 00:54:49,683 --> 00:54:51,467 I'm wide awake, Sasha! 894 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,221 Mom, where did you learn to drive like that? 895 00:54:57,702 --> 00:54:59,800 - There was this little guy... - My dad? 896 00:55:00,602 --> 00:55:02,336 Yes, yes, it was your father, yes. 897 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:22,966 Barbie, get down. 898 00:55:23,405 --> 00:55:25,348 - You are so Beautiful! - Do not look at me. 899 00:55:25,373 --> 00:55:26,673 It's okay, it was bad. 900 00:55:31,022 --> 00:55:32,630 We cannot hide forever. 901 00:55:32,635 --> 00:55:33,659 Where are we going now? 902 00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:36,419 Wait I have an idea. Do you know how to get to Venice Beach? 903 00:55:36,641 --> 00:55:38,205 Clear. Here we go. 904 00:55:38,681 --> 00:55:39,981 I love skating. 905 00:55:40,441 --> 00:55:41,935 - Where are we going? - Barbieland! 906 00:55:42,332 --> 00:55:43,960 What? Mom, are you really going to let 907 00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:45,784 Barbie take you and your teenage daughter 908 00:55:45,809 --> 00:55:48,243 - to an imaginary land? - I will, and you want to know why? 909 00:55:48,246 --> 00:55:50,027 Because I never do anything. For example, I 910 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,832 didn't even win your school's raffle because 911 00:55:51,857 --> 00:55:54,204 I couldn't take a vacation and your father is allergic to the sun. 912 00:55:54,491 --> 00:55:56,568 But what about daddy? we can't let go of it! 913 00:55:56,581 --> 00:55:57,881 He'll be fine. 914 00:56:04,070 --> 00:56:04,788 Yeah, he'll be fine. 915 00:56:04,789 --> 00:56:06,555 - Ready for some fun? - Yes! 916 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:09,769 And let's go! Let's feel the magic. 917 00:56:12,451 --> 00:56:14,943 - Where are we? - How do we change clothes? 918 00:56:14,968 --> 00:56:16,315 Well, we showed up on a snowmobile. 919 00:56:16,317 --> 00:56:18,131 When I was a kid, I missed these boots. 920 00:56:18,132 --> 00:56:19,768 And my mother wouldn't let me buy another 921 00:56:19,769 --> 00:56:21,356 Barbie just to have the boots again. 922 00:56:21,357 --> 00:56:23,236 - They suit you! - Oh thanks. 923 00:56:23,261 --> 00:56:23,860 Just look! 924 00:56:23,861 --> 00:56:25,657 She has always been my favorite Barbie. 925 00:56:25,682 --> 00:56:27,069 And you are my favorite human. 926 00:56:27,094 --> 00:56:29,387 Don't tell him, but I never had a Ken. 927 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:32,284 Because it's Ken it's totally unnecessary. 928 00:56:33,130 --> 00:56:33,935 I never said that. 929 00:56:33,936 --> 00:56:35,511 Women hold all the major 930 00:56:35,512 --> 00:56:37,109 positions of power, control the money. 931 00:56:37,110 --> 00:56:38,476 Basically everything that men do 932 00:56:38,477 --> 00:56:39,768 in your world, women do in ours. 933 00:56:39,769 --> 00:56:41,093 That's it looks cool. 934 00:56:41,252 --> 00:56:43,032 Sasha, look at the dolphins! 935 00:56:50,634 --> 00:56:52,181 What song is this? 936 00:56:52,523 --> 00:56:54,764 And our president is a woman and has fun, 937 00:56:54,777 --> 00:56:56,721 work and female friendship 24 hours a day. 938 00:56:56,746 --> 00:56:58,791 Giants appear to play with you? 939 00:56:58,804 --> 00:57:00,104 No, it would be crazy. 940 00:57:00,476 --> 00:57:03,706 Excuse me, did you see a group of women rollerblading? 941 00:57:03,731 --> 00:57:05,753 Yes, I saw. She had a blonde, a brunette 942 00:57:05,754 --> 00:57:07,118 and a teenager skating in that direction. 943 00:57:07,352 --> 00:57:10,769 Not this one! The first step is always skating. 944 00:57:10,794 --> 00:57:11,944 What did you say, sir? 945 00:57:11,945 --> 00:57:13,547 They went to Barbieland! 946 00:57:14,499 --> 00:57:15,039 Oh no! 947 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,877 And she took humans with her. It 948 00:57:16,878 --> 00:57:18,399 can mean strange things for our world. 949 00:57:18,598 --> 00:57:22,396 - What kind? - Nothing we can imagine together. 950 00:57:22,849 --> 00:57:26,276 A podcast by two wise trees, or a 951 00:57:26,289 --> 00:57:29,317 chorus of two thousand young parents? 952 00:57:29,342 --> 00:57:30,786 No, not even close. 953 00:57:31,193 --> 00:57:33,960 We have to go to Barbieland! Put on skates now. 954 00:57:33,985 --> 00:57:35,285 Choose a direction and go! 955 00:57:36,701 --> 00:57:39,635 I can already feel my heels lifting. 956 00:57:40,270 --> 00:57:43,405 That's what I had to do, bring you here. 957 00:57:43,430 --> 00:57:45,071 - Is what it seems. - I agree. 958 00:57:45,508 --> 00:57:49,516 All right, here's the... how weird. 959 00:57:58,158 --> 00:57:59,865 Cold beer. 960 00:58:01,314 --> 00:58:04,113 That's our president, with the beer, 961 00:58:04,126 --> 00:58:06,809 and the cheerleaders, the supreme court. 962 00:58:06,834 --> 00:58:09,428 This is much better than being president. 963 00:58:09,825 --> 00:58:12,355 There's something wrong today. 964 00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:13,793 Hi Barbie! 965 00:58:15,605 --> 00:58:17,126 All good. Hi Ken. 966 00:58:17,191 --> 00:58:21,174 Have a beer! My thirsty fish. 967 00:58:22,264 --> 00:58:26,968 Well wait till you see my dream house. 968 00:58:26,993 --> 00:58:28,555 Everything I bought and own can inspire you. 969 00:58:28,580 --> 00:58:29,927 And we can change clothes. 970 00:58:33,159 --> 00:58:34,746 That's the registry office! 971 00:58:34,771 --> 00:58:36,651 - Oh, it's pink! - It's pink. 972 00:58:36,829 --> 00:58:38,129 And those are... 973 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,016 These are dream homes. I live here. 974 00:58:45,135 --> 00:58:47,357 You can see inside the houses. 975 00:58:47,382 --> 00:58:49,301 So each Barbie has her own house? 976 00:58:49,697 --> 00:58:50,997 Cool. 977 00:58:51,449 --> 00:58:52,749 And where are the Kens? 978 00:58:53,456 --> 00:58:54,936 I don't know. 979 00:58:54,961 --> 00:58:57,952 At first I thought men ruled in the Real World. 980 00:58:57,977 --> 00:59:00,849 And then I came to think that the horses were in charge. 981 00:59:01,612 --> 00:59:05,412 And then I discovered that horses are just extensions of men. 982 00:59:06,087 --> 00:59:07,387 How cool. 983 00:59:07,539 --> 00:59:11,515 I had this tree house, I saved up my allowance to buy it. 984 00:59:11,540 --> 00:59:15,126 I've never seen a car like that. What happened here? 985 00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:18,942 Everything, basically everything, exists 986 00:59:18,955 --> 00:59:21,952 to expand and elevate man's presence. 987 00:59:23,023 --> 00:59:24,412 - So cool. - I know. 988 00:59:24,437 --> 00:59:25,737 Barbie is here. 989 00:59:25,948 --> 00:59:27,248 Ken? 990 00:59:29,154 --> 00:59:30,454 What did you do? 991 00:59:30,511 --> 00:59:31,535 Ken is in trouble. 992 00:59:31,536 --> 00:59:32,836 What outfit is this? 993 00:59:33,797 --> 00:59:36,733 Don't question, go with the wave, baby! 994 00:59:37,559 --> 00:59:38,583 Don't call me that. 995 00:59:38,584 --> 00:59:40,622 How about a mini baby? Like my minibar? 996 00:59:41,784 --> 00:59:44,352 No, Ken, this is my dream house. 997 00:59:44,377 --> 00:59:46,971 It's my dream house! My! 998 00:59:46,996 --> 00:59:47,630 KENLANDIA BAR 999 00:59:47,631 --> 00:59:50,503 No, this is not Barbie's dream house anymore, 1000 00:59:50,528 --> 00:59:54,352 From now on it's Ken's beer-karate-house-house! 1001 00:59:54,377 --> 00:59:56,869 You don't have to say "karate" and "house"! 1002 00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:57,918 And "home" too. 1003 00:59:57,919 --> 00:59:59,962 I really need it because it's cool. Try. 1004 00:59:59,987 --> 01:00:02,303 - Breja-karate-house-house.. - No, girls, don't say. 1005 01:00:02,328 --> 01:00:04,011 Breja-casa-house! 1006 01:00:06,035 --> 01:00:07,733 Be direct, how weird is it? 1007 01:00:07,758 --> 01:00:11,146 Hey boss, these Breja-karate-house-house, 1008 01:00:11,171 --> 01:00:13,011 they are literally selling like hot water! 1009 01:00:13,036 --> 01:00:14,803 Kids are crazy about these 1010 01:00:14,816 --> 01:00:16,900 houses! Ken is on t-shirts, mugs, 1011 01:00:16,925 --> 01:00:18,288 it's up to the tattoo of the moment! 1012 01:00:18,489 --> 01:00:20,489 - There, no. - Warner Brothers is even making 1013 01:00:20,496 --> 01:00:24,281 auditions for Ken's film. And, look, it's already a success! 1014 01:00:25,671 --> 01:00:26,662 BREJA-KARATÊ-CASA-HOUSE DO KEN. 1015 01:00:26,663 --> 01:00:27,932 - What is happening? - The worst we could not imagine 1016 01:00:27,933 --> 01:00:29,694 if my secretary doesn't come back. 1017 01:00:29,719 --> 01:00:32,354 - The executive assistant. - Executive, secretary, and someone who 1018 01:00:32,355 --> 01:00:33,766 it must be her daughter, don't come back. And 1019 01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:35,234 we don't close the portal, our worlds will change 1020 01:00:35,235 --> 01:00:36,259 forever. 1021 01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:39,218 But do you care if it's Barbie or Ken? We are rolling in money. 1022 01:00:39,243 --> 01:00:40,924 Shame on you, executive number 2! 1023 01:00:40,949 --> 01:00:42,589 Do you think I've spent my whole 1024 01:00:42,602 --> 01:00:44,297 life in boardrooms just for profit? 1025 01:00:44,322 --> 01:00:46,613 No, I hand over this business so I 1026 01:00:46,626 --> 01:00:48,583 can make little girls' dreams come true! 1027 01:00:48,608 --> 01:00:50,702 In the least disgusting way possible. 1028 01:00:50,727 --> 01:00:53,877 Now skate fast! The time is ending. 1029 01:00:53,902 --> 01:00:56,379 Look, I'm just drinking a few beers 1030 01:00:56,392 --> 01:00:58,560 in my beer-karate-house-house. 1031 01:00:59,943 --> 01:01:00,435 Ken! 1032 01:01:00,436 --> 01:01:02,038 You can stay if you want. 1033 01:01:02,063 --> 01:01:06,284 As my fiancée, wife or long-term casual date. 1034 01:01:06,641 --> 01:01:08,012 What do you say? 1035 01:01:08,784 --> 01:01:10,218 Bring me a beer? 1036 01:01:10,490 --> 01:01:13,149 I won't give you any beer. 1037 01:01:14,029 --> 01:01:15,053 Funny. 1038 01:01:15,054 --> 01:01:16,881 Now that you Barbies don't rule anything 1039 01:01:16,894 --> 01:01:18,824 anymore, the hair is how we want it. 1040 01:01:18,849 --> 01:01:19,735 I have a hat! 1041 01:01:19,736 --> 01:01:21,998 Where are my sweet tooth boys? 1042 01:01:22,204 --> 01:01:23,665 Want snacks? 1043 01:01:23,744 --> 01:01:25,411 Barbie, I'm so happy to see you! 1044 01:01:25,456 --> 01:01:27,195 Are you believing what is happening? 1045 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,500 I know. Isn't that amazing? 1046 01:01:28,803 --> 01:01:31,324 Anyone out there want a beer? 1047 01:01:31,349 --> 01:01:33,491 What are you doing? Are you a doctor! 1048 01:01:33,504 --> 01:01:35,606 I like to be a usable decoration! 1049 01:01:35,631 --> 01:01:38,487 And Allan likes to help us massage all the Kens' feet. 1050 01:01:38,488 --> 01:01:39,786 No, I don't, I don't like it. 1051 01:01:39,787 --> 01:01:40,811 We love! 1052 01:01:40,812 --> 01:01:41,464 Unbelievable. 1053 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:44,012 I'm drunk from drinking so much during the day. 1054 01:01:44,025 --> 01:01:45,368 I'm the same. 1055 01:01:45,393 --> 01:01:47,127 I like not making decisions, 1056 01:01:47,140 --> 01:01:48,662 it's like a spa day for my brain. 1057 01:01:48,687 --> 01:01:49,987 Forever. 1058 01:01:50,289 --> 01:01:51,836 What's the matter with them? 1059 01:01:51,861 --> 01:01:53,998 We explained to them the immaculate, 1060 01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:56,321 philosophical logic of patriarchy, and they died. 1061 01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:59,932 Oh my God, it's like the indigenous peoples in the 16th 1062 01:01:59,957 --> 01:02:02,194 century with smallpox, nobody had any immunity against it. 1063 01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:06,615 Yeah, hold on, baby. Because 1064 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,520 Barbieland is now Kenland! 1065 01:02:08,545 --> 01:02:14,353 And it's going to be like Century City in Los Angeles, where everything is perfect. 1066 01:02:14,378 --> 01:02:17,568 The moment you get out of your car, you'll say: 1067 01:02:17,593 --> 01:02:19,353 "Oh my gosh, this place is amazing!" 1068 01:02:19,378 --> 01:02:22,290 No, no, nothing is perfect in 1069 01:02:22,315 --> 01:02:24,036 Century City because we failed them. 1070 01:02:24,061 --> 01:02:26,099 No, you failed me! 1071 01:02:31,851 --> 01:02:34,687 There I was someone. 1072 01:02:36,366 --> 01:02:43,351 When I went out on the streets, people respected me just for who I am. 1073 01:02:46,671 --> 01:02:50,255 One woman even asked me what time it was. 1074 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:51,580 - Is this serious? - Yes. 1075 01:02:55,339 --> 01:02:59,938 If it weren't for a few details like nbs, a medical degree, and, 1076 01:02:59,963 --> 01:03:04,382 I don't know, knowing how to swim. I would rule that world. 1077 01:03:04,407 --> 01:03:07,940 But here I don't need any of that. 1078 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,687 Here I'm just a guy. 1079 01:03:14,415 --> 01:03:15,715 And you know what? 1080 01:03:20,168 --> 01:03:21,392 It is enough. 1081 01:03:21,393 --> 01:03:22,693 Give me control? 1082 01:03:26,615 --> 01:03:29,295 - Which one is it? - That one. 1083 01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:33,203 Here is the president and the male prime minister. 1084 01:03:33,303 --> 01:03:34,328 NEWS: KENS CHANGES THINGS FOR THE BETTER! 1085 01:03:34,329 --> 01:03:36,382 Let's remember the amazing changes, and innovations, thanks to Kens. 1086 01:03:36,383 --> 01:03:39,057 And the Nobel Prize for Horses goes to... 1087 01:03:39,058 --> 01:03:40,358 Ken! 1088 01:03:44,097 --> 01:03:48,223 And now it will be permanent, after special 1089 01:03:48,248 --> 01:03:49,548 elections to change the constitution. 1090 01:03:50,079 --> 01:03:51,103 NEWS: THE KENS WILL VOTE TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION! 1091 01:03:51,104 --> 01:03:52,830 That's right, in 48 hours, all Kens go 1092 01:03:52,843 --> 01:03:54,406 to the polls to change the constitution! 1093 01:03:54,431 --> 01:03:57,171 For a government for the Kens, by the Kens and of the Kens. 1094 01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:04,036 They can't do that. 1095 01:04:04,285 --> 01:04:08,136 This is Barbieland. The Barbies have worked hard, and dreamed hard, to 1096 01:04:08,161 --> 01:04:13,255 make everything the way it is. You can't destroy all of that in one day! 1097 01:04:14,289 --> 01:04:16,985 Literally and figuratively, want to see? 1098 01:04:17,795 --> 01:04:20,674 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1099 01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:24,661 here is my beer-karate-house-house. 1100 01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:29,343 It's not Barbie's beer-karate-house-house! 1101 01:04:30,573 --> 01:04:31,873 It is fine? 1102 01:04:35,811 --> 01:04:37,435 How it feels? 1103 01:04:40,922 --> 01:04:43,501 Not cool at all, is it? 1104 01:04:44,771 --> 01:04:47,747 Boys night! 1105 01:05:02,271 --> 01:05:05,159 Every night is boys' night! 1106 01:05:17,097 --> 01:05:17,803 Barbie! 1107 01:05:17,804 --> 01:05:20,438 Take your women's clothes with you. 1108 01:05:20,463 --> 01:05:24,525 And bring your disco-style bell pants too! 1109 01:05:25,192 --> 01:05:26,216 PARTYING AT BELL PANTS DISCO 1110 01:05:26,217 --> 01:05:28,533 And her special ice skating outfit! 1111 01:05:28,558 --> 01:05:29,582 ICE SKATING CUTE TRAINING OUTFIT 1112 01:05:29,583 --> 01:05:30,778 WITH A BRILLIANT OUTLET 1113 01:05:30,779 --> 01:05:32,380 They are collector's edition. 1114 01:05:32,405 --> 01:05:35,205 Your Jam pajama set in Amsterdam! 1115 01:05:35,562 --> 01:05:36,040 No. 1116 01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:37,065 PAJAMA JAM IN AMSTERDAM 1117 01:05:37,066 --> 01:05:39,351 Your pants from the Paisley Palazzo collection! 1118 01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:40,327 LINDA PAISLEY PALAZZO PANTS 1119 01:05:40,328 --> 01:05:43,041 - Not those pants! - And get out! 1120 01:05:45,856 --> 01:05:47,156 What are you doing? 1121 01:05:51,427 --> 01:05:52,287 Dear? 1122 01:05:52,288 --> 01:05:54,867 Why did you invite me into your bad world? 1123 01:05:54,892 --> 01:05:59,347 Using your human thoughts so complicated. 1124 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:01,971 - What? - Barbieland was perfect before. 1125 01:06:02,699 --> 01:06:05,197 I was perfect before! 1126 01:06:05,792 --> 01:06:08,900 I'm very sorry. I did not do it on purpose! 1127 01:06:08,913 --> 01:06:10,435 Do not apologize! 1128 01:06:10,688 --> 01:06:14,720 - Don't blame my mother! - Sasha, that's sweet of you. 1129 01:06:14,745 --> 01:06:17,974 What if you wanted us? Maybe it's your fault, Barbie. 1130 01:06:17,999 --> 01:06:22,419 No, I didn't wish for anything! I never wanted anything to change. 1131 01:06:22,444 --> 01:06:25,355 Oh honey, that's life. 1132 01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:27,792 Life is always changing. 1133 01:06:28,129 --> 01:06:31,546 This is terrifying. 1134 01:06:35,968 --> 01:06:39,816 I do not want it! Not for me. 1135 01:06:39,841 --> 01:06:41,141 No, thank you. 1136 01:06:41,443 --> 01:06:44,194 It's not what I want. 1137 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:55,292 I'm going to sit right here and wait. And hope for some Barbies 1138 01:06:55,317 --> 01:07:00,332 with more sense of leadership to get real and clean up this mess. 1139 01:07:00,357 --> 01:07:02,903 I understand what you're feeling. 1140 01:07:02,928 --> 01:07:06,514 It's like being a human person all the time... 1141 01:07:06,539 --> 01:07:08,836 Please leave me here. Go back to your 1142 01:07:08,849 --> 01:07:11,038 messed up world and leave me in mine! 1143 01:07:12,427 --> 01:07:13,739 Are you just going to give up? 1144 01:07:13,764 --> 01:07:15,064 Yes. 1145 01:07:19,412 --> 01:07:20,436 All good. 1146 01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:22,703 Look, I almost felt sorry for you, but 1147 01:07:22,716 --> 01:07:24,887 you're exactly how I thought you'd be. 1148 01:07:26,158 --> 01:07:30,086 Well, come on, love! Let's go. 1149 01:07:30,111 --> 01:07:31,186 And how are we going... 1150 01:07:31,187 --> 01:07:33,491 Doing it all over again, but in reverse. 1151 01:07:35,277 --> 01:07:37,022 There, I don't believe it. Let's go, mother. 1152 01:07:37,047 --> 01:07:38,347 She doesn't deserve you. 1153 01:07:43,928 --> 01:07:49,681 I have never been so grounded emotionally and physically! 1154 01:07:51,221 --> 01:07:52,356 It's cool, kids. 1155 01:07:52,357 --> 01:07:55,268 It's time to go out and buy the new Depression Barbie. 1156 01:07:55,293 --> 01:07:56,856 She wears sweats all day. 1157 01:07:56,881 --> 01:07:59,157 Spends 7 hours a day looking at Instagram 1158 01:07:59,182 --> 01:08:01,340 her ex-best friend's engagement photos. 1159 01:08:01,365 --> 01:08:03,641 As she eats a huge bag of candy. 1160 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,578 Now she has jaw pain and will watch 1161 01:08:06,603 --> 01:08:11,141 Pride and Prejudice for the seventh time, until I fell asleep. 1162 01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:19,452 Anxiety, panic attack and touch are sold separately. 1163 01:08:19,477 --> 01:08:20,483 YOU CAN BE ANYTHING BARBIE 1164 01:08:20,484 --> 01:08:21,262 Barbie! 1165 01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:22,856 Barbie, wake up. 1166 01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:24,520 And there? 1167 01:08:25,508 --> 01:08:29,095 I'm just like you now. Ugly and rejected. 1168 01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:31,466 It cost. 1169 01:08:32,052 --> 01:08:33,857 Let's put it back. Here we go. 1170 01:08:35,206 --> 01:08:36,952 - Isn't it wonderful? - And yes. 1171 01:08:36,977 --> 01:08:39,412 - Wait till you see the boat. - The boat. 1172 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,300 What a splendid landscape. 1173 01:09:03,930 --> 01:09:06,691 We interrupt this broadcast to introduce you to our new station, 1174 01:09:06,692 --> 01:09:08,731 which only plays Ken's favorite song. 1175 01:09:14,643 --> 01:09:16,985 Turn off that music, please! 1176 01:09:23,131 --> 01:09:24,802 - Who are you? - I'm Alan. 1177 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:27,064 You're Allan, how cool. 1178 01:09:27,089 --> 01:09:28,953 Don't tell the Kens, I'm trying to get away. 1179 01:09:28,954 --> 01:09:32,024 I can't stand the leather sofas anymore. This way I will die. 1180 01:09:32,236 --> 01:09:34,509 Once they figure out how to make the wall sideways and 1181 01:09:34,510 --> 01:09:37,659 not just up, no one else will be able to get in or out. 1182 01:09:37,994 --> 01:09:39,843 So for us to leave, it has to be now! 1183 01:09:39,844 --> 01:09:41,959 No, Allan, you can't leave. A 1184 01:09:41,972 --> 01:09:44,613 Barbie leaving is what caused it all. 1185 01:09:44,638 --> 01:09:46,273 No one will care if Allan goes to 1186 01:09:46,274 --> 01:09:47,882 Real World. Alas, this has already happened. 1187 01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:49,613 All N Sync? Allans. 1188 01:09:50,262 --> 01:09:52,430 Yes, even him, so let's go soon. 1189 01:09:52,436 --> 01:09:53,736 Hey you. 1190 01:09:54,098 --> 01:09:55,390 What we do? 1191 01:09:55,391 --> 01:09:57,007 Get back in the car and keep singing! 1192 01:09:57,008 --> 01:09:57,811 Speak, man. 1193 01:09:57,812 --> 01:09:59,112 And be prepared for anything. 1194 01:09:59,483 --> 01:10:01,255 - Who are you? - I'm Alan. 1195 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,724 I'm Ken's friend. 1196 01:10:02,749 --> 01:10:04,705 Yeah, and his clothes fit me too. 1197 01:10:07,336 --> 01:10:08,636 Get in the car! 1198 01:10:12,850 --> 01:10:15,048 Hey, you don't even have a driver's license! 1199 01:10:15,061 --> 01:10:16,533 This car doesn't even have an engine. 1200 01:10:16,558 --> 01:10:17,858 It is fine. 1201 01:10:18,306 --> 01:10:19,606 KENLAND 1202 01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:24,208 - What are you doing? We have to go. - We need to go back. 1203 01:10:24,233 --> 01:10:26,946 To save Barbieland, Barbie needs your help. 1204 01:10:27,470 --> 01:10:29,391 - What? But you hate Barbie. - But you do not! 1205 01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,867 - You always believed her. - Yeah, and I was wrong. 1206 01:10:31,892 --> 01:10:34,288 Barbie gave up everything, the Kens won. 1207 01:10:35,380 --> 01:10:39,407 You have to try. And even if it doesn't solve it, it can be improved. 1208 01:10:39,432 --> 01:10:42,010 I can't improve anything. I was the one who ruined Barbieland with 1209 01:10:42,011 --> 01:10:44,923 - my stupid drawings. - They're not idiots, they're beautiful. 1210 01:10:47,078 --> 01:10:48,983 Do you like my drawings? 1211 01:10:49,008 --> 01:10:54,459 They are strange, dark and crazy. Everything you pretend you're not. 1212 01:10:56,538 --> 01:11:00,253 I am yes. Strange, dark and crazy. 1213 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,731 Calm down, calm down. 1214 01:11:07,236 --> 01:11:08,536 It is fine. 1215 01:11:09,069 --> 01:11:10,410 Do you want anything else? 1216 01:11:11,688 --> 01:11:13,974 - We have to get out of here now! - Shut up, Alan. 1217 01:11:13,975 --> 01:11:17,164 We'll be back. Let's get my doll! 1218 01:11:21,351 --> 01:11:22,651 I will never leave here. 1219 01:11:23,645 --> 01:11:26,291 - Where do we find Barbie? - She must be in only one place. 1220 01:11:28,684 --> 01:11:31,660 You are a writer. This is your nobel prize. 1221 01:11:31,685 --> 01:11:33,327 Do you remember winning this? 1222 01:11:33,352 --> 01:11:35,970 It's no use trying to deprogram her, I've tried everything I could. 1223 01:11:35,971 --> 01:11:40,866 Oh my God, I don't even know how I got here. I do not deserve this. 1224 01:11:40,891 --> 01:11:43,582 I want to thank Ken. 1225 01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:45,897 Thank you, Ken. 1226 01:11:45,922 --> 01:11:47,232 I love you Ken. 1227 01:11:48,129 --> 01:11:50,455 What shocks me is this, Barbie. 1228 01:11:50,468 --> 01:11:52,748 Why did the brainwashing fail you? 1229 01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:55,883 My exposure to the Real World must have immunized me. 1230 01:11:55,908 --> 01:11:58,780 Either you defile yourself or you are strange and ugly. 1231 01:11:58,805 --> 01:12:01,159 - There is no middle ground. - That's right, sis, throw it out. 1232 01:12:01,347 --> 01:12:04,427 That's it guys, better get ready, because in 1233 01:12:04,428 --> 01:12:05,728 48 hours Barbieland will turn into Kenland. 1234 01:12:07,582 --> 01:12:09,522 The Kens... found us. 1235 01:12:19,205 --> 01:12:20,505 Hey? 1236 01:12:21,075 --> 01:12:22,099 Human? 1237 01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:24,433 - All good. - And Alan! 1238 01:12:25,310 --> 01:12:28,163 Enter my strange house. Hi, I'm Strange Barbie. 1239 01:12:28,188 --> 01:12:31,496 I'm always doing splits, my hair is radical and I smell like a basement. 1240 01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:33,876 Oh God, I had a Weird Barbie! 1241 01:12:33,889 --> 01:12:34,814 Yeah, you did. 1242 01:12:34,815 --> 01:12:37,115 They get weird when you play hard with them. 1243 01:12:37,116 --> 01:12:38,140 Good. 1244 01:12:38,141 --> 01:12:40,702 It's Sugar Daddy Ken and Magic Ring Ken. 1245 01:12:40,727 --> 01:12:41,917 Mattel discontinued them. 1246 01:12:41,918 --> 01:12:43,201 Sugar Daddy? 1247 01:12:43,202 --> 01:12:45,147 No, no, I'm not a Sugar Daddy. 1248 01:12:45,172 --> 01:12:47,488 This is Sugar and I'm her Daddy. 1249 01:12:47,513 --> 01:12:49,582 And I have a ring. The magic ring. 1250 01:12:49,607 --> 01:12:53,511 These Kens already existed. More discontinued Barbies. 1251 01:12:53,987 --> 01:12:55,766 Skipper aging? 1252 01:12:55,791 --> 01:12:57,122 - I can? - All good. 1253 01:12:57,147 --> 01:12:58,447 Look. 1254 01:12:59,463 --> 01:13:00,810 Her breasts grow. 1255 01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:01,710 Why did they do this? 1256 01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:03,828 And the Barbie girl in the video! 1257 01:13:03,853 --> 01:13:07,757 There's a TV on my back. Do you know who has this dream? Nobody. 1258 01:13:07,782 --> 01:13:09,011 Nobody dreams about it. 1259 01:13:09,012 --> 01:13:10,971 And this is Barbie herself, of course. 1260 01:13:10,996 --> 01:13:13,289 She didn't die, she's just having an existential crisis. 1261 01:13:13,606 --> 01:13:14,966 All right, come here. 1262 01:13:16,209 --> 01:13:17,509 Hey. 1263 01:13:17,932 --> 01:13:19,459 What it was? 1264 01:13:22,554 --> 01:13:26,940 I'm not pretty anymore. 1265 01:13:28,368 --> 01:13:30,406 What? But, you are beautiful. 1266 01:13:30,937 --> 01:13:33,939 Not how Stereotypical Barbie should be. 1267 01:13:33,964 --> 01:13:35,264 Notice to filmmakers: 1268 01:13:35,273 --> 01:13:38,581 Margot Robbie is the wrong person to convince the audience of that. 1269 01:13:38,606 --> 01:13:39,971 You are beautiful. 1270 01:13:39,996 --> 01:13:41,693 It's not just that. 1271 01:13:41,718 --> 01:13:45,820 I'm not smart enough to be interesting. 1272 01:13:45,845 --> 01:13:46,677 You are smart! 1273 01:13:46,678 --> 01:13:48,354 But I don't know anything about 1274 01:13:48,367 --> 01:13:49,667 neurosurgery and I've never flown a plane. 1275 01:13:51,504 --> 01:13:53,201 I'm not the president. 1276 01:13:54,318 --> 01:13:56,892 I'm not one of the supreme court either. 1277 01:13:58,826 --> 01:14:03,558 I'm not good enough at anything. 1278 01:14:09,569 --> 01:14:12,765 It's literally impossible to be a woman. 1279 01:14:14,431 --> 01:14:18,251 You're so beautiful, so smart, and it kills me that 1280 01:14:18,276 --> 01:14:21,981 you don't think you're good enough at anything. 1281 01:14:22,903 --> 01:14:26,426 Look, we always have to be extraordinary. 1282 01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:30,989 But somehow, it seems like we're always doing it wrong. 1283 01:14:33,331 --> 01:14:35,513 It has to be thin, but not too thin. 1284 01:14:35,538 --> 01:14:37,997 And you can never say you want to be thin, 1285 01:14:38,010 --> 01:14:40,354 you have to say you want to be healthy. 1286 01:14:40,379 --> 01:14:43,203 But it has to be thin. 1287 01:14:43,668 --> 01:14:45,764 You have to have money, but you can't 1288 01:14:45,777 --> 01:14:48,124 ask for money. Because that's gross. 1289 01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:52,291 You have to be a boss, but you can't get angry. 1290 01:14:52,316 --> 01:14:55,188 He has to lead, but he cannot criticize the ideas of others. 1291 01:14:55,213 --> 01:14:59,195 You have to love being a mom, but you can't talk about them all the time. 1292 01:14:59,220 --> 01:15:03,935 You have to have a career, but you have to take care of others all the time. 1293 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:06,435 You are responsible for men's 1294 01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:07,484 bad behavior, which is absurd. 1295 01:15:07,485 --> 01:15:10,323 But if you say that, you are accused of demanding too much. 1296 01:15:10,879 --> 01:15:14,292 You have to be beautiful for men, but never so much that you provoke them 1297 01:15:14,317 --> 01:15:17,823 and threaten other women. Because you have to be part of the sorority. 1298 01:15:17,848 --> 01:15:21,911 But, also, always stand out and always be submissive. 1299 01:15:22,109 --> 01:15:25,681 But never forget that the system is flawed, so you 1300 01:15:25,706 --> 01:15:27,601 have to acknowledge that but always be grateful. 1301 01:15:27,749 --> 01:15:32,443 You can never grow old, never be rude, never show off, never 1302 01:15:32,468 --> 01:15:36,609 be selfish, never make mistakes, never fail, never show fear, 1303 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:38,792 never go over the limit. 1304 01:15:38,817 --> 01:15:41,571 It's too difficult, it's too contradictory. And 1305 01:15:41,584 --> 01:15:44,348 nobody gives you awards for it or thanks you. 1306 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:46,859 And actually it's not just you who does 1307 01:15:46,884 --> 01:15:49,994 everything wrong, everything is always your fault. 1308 01:15:54,703 --> 01:15:56,660 I am so tired, 1309 01:15:56,988 --> 01:16:02,414 to see myself, and to see all the women, 1310 01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:06,740 doing everything to make people like us. 1311 01:16:10,198 --> 01:16:16,144 And if all this also happens to a doll, 1312 01:16:16,985 --> 01:16:21,399 that only represents a woman, 1313 01:16:23,318 --> 01:16:26,835 So I don't even know anymore. 1314 01:16:32,193 --> 01:16:33,493 One minute. 1315 01:16:34,613 --> 01:16:36,279 I wrote a book. 1316 01:16:36,907 --> 01:16:39,891 It feels like I've been dreaming of being 1317 01:16:39,904 --> 01:16:42,899 very interested in the uncut version 1318 01:16:42,924 --> 01:16:44,402 of Zack Snyder from Justice League. 1319 01:16:46,496 --> 01:16:50,002 But what you said brought me out of my trance. 1320 01:16:50,521 --> 01:16:51,821 Serious? 1321 01:16:51,822 --> 01:16:52,846 Yes. 1322 01:16:52,847 --> 01:16:54,407 You came back, she came back. 1323 01:16:54,432 --> 01:16:56,290 Giving voice to the cognitive dissonance 1324 01:16:56,303 --> 01:16:58,613 required to be a woman in patriarchy 1325 01:16:58,638 --> 01:17:00,875 - takes away his power. - That's right. 1326 01:17:02,224 --> 01:17:03,539 Wow, did I say that. 1327 01:17:03,611 --> 01:17:06,844 That's it, heroine white Barbie. 1328 01:17:06,869 --> 01:17:09,795 No, it was your mother. Her mother who saved her. 1329 01:17:09,820 --> 01:17:13,247 We have to stop the Kens. And you need to say 1330 01:17:13,272 --> 01:17:14,914 that to all the other Barbies. That's the key. 1331 01:17:14,939 --> 01:17:15,573 Right. 1332 01:17:15,574 --> 01:17:17,811 But how are we going to separate the Barbies from the Kens? 1333 01:17:17,836 --> 01:17:20,073 We have experience with this world. 1334 01:17:20,098 --> 01:17:23,049 - Do you have the map of Barbieland? - What do you think? 1335 01:17:26,796 --> 01:17:28,084 - Wow. - All right, I did it. 1336 01:17:28,085 --> 01:17:32,800 Here's the thing, it's not just how they see us, but how they see themselves. 1337 01:17:32,953 --> 01:17:35,697 Kenland has the seeds of its own destruction. 1338 01:17:35,722 --> 01:17:37,852 First we have to separate each Barbie from her Ken. 1339 01:17:38,222 --> 01:17:40,488 And we can sneak in a Barbie who will 1340 01:17:40,501 --> 01:17:42,720 pretend to be in theirs, that could be you. 1341 01:17:42,745 --> 01:17:44,045 Beauty. 1342 01:17:49,745 --> 01:17:52,641 You distract him by playing helpless and confused. 1343 01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:55,141 Kens can't resist a damsel in distress. 1344 01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:58,768 Make them believe you are obedient. And that they have the power. 1345 01:17:58,793 --> 01:18:01,864 And when you let your guard down, you take back power. 1346 01:18:04,995 --> 01:18:09,324 Talking about the influence that post 356 has had throughout the automotive world... 1347 01:18:09,349 --> 01:18:10,649 it's never too much. 1348 01:18:10,865 --> 01:18:14,550 Photoshop is so hard, I don't 1349 01:18:14,575 --> 01:18:15,288 understand how to use the select tool. 1350 01:18:15,289 --> 01:18:17,630 Honey, you only use the 1351 01:18:17,631 --> 01:18:18,655 select tool if the layer is selected. 1352 01:18:18,656 --> 01:18:19,495 I will show you. 1353 01:18:19,496 --> 01:18:22,129 My little head gets full of these technical 1354 01:18:22,154 --> 01:18:26,551 terms, like, color brushes, magnetic loops and... 1355 01:18:28,205 --> 01:18:29,229 What is happening? 1356 01:18:29,230 --> 01:18:30,530 Turn around, Allan. 1357 01:18:31,271 --> 01:18:33,713 Get in the car. Just come in. 1358 01:18:33,738 --> 01:18:35,038 No no... 1359 01:18:37,443 --> 01:18:38,743 What will happen to Ken? 1360 01:18:39,116 --> 01:18:41,059 Just listen, you have to be the mother 1361 01:18:41,072 --> 01:18:43,372 them, but not remind them of their mother. 1362 01:18:43,397 --> 01:18:46,266 All the power you have has to be disguised as a giggle. 1363 01:18:48,295 --> 01:18:49,508 What happened? 1364 01:18:49,509 --> 01:18:51,688 One minute I was president, the 1365 01:18:51,701 --> 01:18:53,723 next I was cutting a steak for Ken? 1366 01:18:53,748 --> 01:18:55,707 Welcome back, Madam President. 1367 01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:59,437 Then we recruited the Barbies that were healed to our cause. 1368 01:18:59,462 --> 01:19:00,762 Could be the new baits. 1369 01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:03,326 You can say you've never seen The Godfather. 1370 01:19:03,351 --> 01:19:05,469 And that you would love for him to explain it to you. 1371 01:19:05,976 --> 01:19:08,952 Oh, are you watching The Godfather? 1372 01:19:09,146 --> 01:19:10,182 The Godfather. 1373 01:19:10,183 --> 01:19:11,357 I never saw. 1374 01:19:11,358 --> 01:19:13,455 Damn, have you ever watched this movie? 1375 01:19:13,468 --> 01:19:15,421 This film is made by Coppola who is a 1376 01:19:15,446 --> 01:19:17,484 genius who creates with Robert Evans, 1377 01:19:17,509 --> 01:19:18,899 the architecture of the studio system in the 1970s. 1378 01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:21,413 Great, can you explain everything to me from the beginning? 1379 01:19:21,438 --> 01:19:22,899 You have to find a way to reject men's 1380 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:24,668 flirtations without hurting their egos. 1381 01:19:24,669 --> 01:19:26,386 Because if you say "yes" you're a 1382 01:19:26,399 --> 01:19:28,572 slut, but if you say "no" you're a prude. 1383 01:19:30,375 --> 01:19:32,858 - I don't want to touch feet. - No, you don't. 1384 01:19:33,206 --> 01:19:35,676 One more, be confused about money. 1385 01:19:35,701 --> 01:19:38,414 I put all my money in savings. 1386 01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:41,191 It's wrong. Need treasury strips, company shares, CD's... 1387 01:19:41,216 --> 01:19:42,877 But no one else has CD'S. 1388 01:19:42,890 --> 01:19:45,517 Then, honey, you get so cute and confused. 1389 01:19:45,542 --> 01:19:50,080 But no, it's not a music CD, it's a Certificate of Deposit. Did you understand? 1390 01:19:56,017 --> 01:19:58,112 What outfit is this? I would never choose to use this. 1391 01:19:58,137 --> 01:19:59,168 Because you are physical. 1392 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:00,890 - Want to wear pants? - Yes. 1393 01:20:03,311 --> 01:20:04,579 Welcome back, Barbie. 1394 01:20:04,580 --> 01:20:07,914 God, I'm so weird, and I don't feel pretty. 1395 01:20:07,939 --> 01:20:09,969 Will someone ever love me? 1396 01:20:09,994 --> 01:20:11,865 Or distract them with an old trick: 1397 01:20:11,878 --> 01:20:13,541 Wearing glasses to find out you're pretty. 1398 01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:15,525 - Can I? - Yes, go ahead. 1399 01:20:20,209 --> 01:20:21,233 Ready. 1400 01:20:21,234 --> 01:20:23,104 Now I can see that pretty face of yours. 1401 01:20:23,818 --> 01:20:27,390 And also, pretending to be bad at every sport there is. 1402 01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:29,519 Here, let me teach you. 1403 01:20:29,623 --> 01:20:31,556 Here, let me teach you. 1404 01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:33,000 Here, let me teach you. 1405 01:20:33,056 --> 01:20:33,721 I'll teach you. 1406 01:20:33,722 --> 01:20:35,630 Here, we will teach you. 1407 01:20:35,655 --> 01:20:39,309 Let's do this until all the Barbies are 1408 01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:41,372 deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbieland. 1409 01:20:41,397 --> 01:20:42,697 - That! - Yes. 1410 01:20:46,361 --> 01:20:47,522 Listen. 1411 01:20:47,523 --> 01:20:52,364 Hey, tomorrow the Kens are voting to change 1412 01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:53,912 the constitution, we gotta get there first. 1413 01:20:53,937 --> 01:20:55,739 It is the final stage of the plan. 1414 01:20:55,764 --> 01:20:57,792 Pit the Kens against each other. 1415 01:20:57,817 --> 01:20:59,697 Now that they think they've mastered you, you make them 1416 01:20:59,722 --> 01:21:03,229 question whether they have enough power over others. 1417 01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:05,649 What if it doesn't work? 1418 01:21:06,061 --> 01:21:10,689 What if he doesn't like me anymore? 1419 01:21:11,582 --> 01:21:14,776 - He likes - He was very upset. 1420 01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:20,832 Because he likes you and knows deep 1421 01:21:20,857 --> 01:21:21,881 down that you don't like him the same way. 1422 01:21:21,882 --> 01:21:23,577 It doesn't mean I want to hurt him. 1423 01:21:24,596 --> 01:21:28,288 He's taken your house from you, brainwashed 1424 01:21:28,313 --> 01:21:30,113 your friends, and wants to run the government. 1425 01:21:30,138 --> 01:21:31,375 I'ts right. 1426 01:21:31,376 --> 01:21:33,447 - Girl... - Yeah... 1427 01:21:33,790 --> 01:21:37,613 Wow, looks like I'm already a woman. 1428 01:21:37,894 --> 01:21:39,194 Welcome. 1429 01:21:39,506 --> 01:21:41,026 Is being a woman like this? 1430 01:21:42,656 --> 01:21:44,503 - It's time. - I'm ready! 1431 01:21:45,228 --> 01:21:46,528 Thanks. 1432 01:21:47,229 --> 01:21:48,529 Here I go. 1433 01:21:54,927 --> 01:21:56,227 Hey. 1434 01:22:06,074 --> 01:22:08,331 Oh hi, I was reading. 1435 01:22:08,789 --> 01:22:10,089 Our. 1436 01:22:10,351 --> 01:22:13,486 - I've been thinking... Kenland. - Kingdom of Ken. 1437 01:22:13,767 --> 01:22:14,502 That's right. 1438 01:22:14,503 --> 01:22:15,527 Land of Ken's kingdom. 1439 01:22:15,528 --> 01:22:16,941 - Land of... - Land of free men. 1440 01:22:16,942 --> 01:22:19,200 - This place... - Kenland. 1441 01:22:20,034 --> 01:22:21,423 It's amazing. 1442 01:22:21,448 --> 01:22:25,391 And the Kens are so much better in charge than the Barbies. 1443 01:22:25,416 --> 01:22:28,486 We just took the patriarchy and made the patriarchy. 1444 01:22:28,511 --> 01:22:30,669 - Yes. I was thinking. - Yes? 1445 01:22:30,694 --> 01:22:33,581 I'm ready to be your date 1446 01:22:33,594 --> 01:22:36,567 long-term, no-strings-attached casual. 1447 01:22:36,764 --> 01:22:38,526 If you still want. 1448 01:22:40,052 --> 01:22:43,089 - Wait here real quick? - All good. 1449 01:22:47,991 --> 01:22:49,291 Cool. 1450 01:22:53,285 --> 01:22:55,526 I don't know, I'll still have to think about it. 1451 01:22:58,011 --> 01:22:59,311 Please? 1452 01:23:01,637 --> 01:23:03,660 He is well. You may come in. 1453 01:23:03,685 --> 01:23:05,208 I'll play the guitar for you. 1454 01:23:05,233 --> 01:23:06,533 Cool. 1455 01:23:29,455 --> 01:23:31,707 4 HOURS LATER 1456 01:24:14,815 --> 01:24:17,751 And this is the final stage of the plan, 1457 01:24:18,332 --> 01:24:23,378 give them what they dreamed of. And at the height of their 1458 01:24:23,403 --> 01:24:27,386 happiness, when they think you really care about the music, 1459 01:24:29,410 --> 01:24:31,155 you pull the rug. 1460 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:45,719 - Message to whom? - What? 1461 01:24:45,744 --> 01:24:47,135 Who are you texting? 1462 01:24:48,047 --> 01:24:49,071 Nobody. 1463 01:24:49,072 --> 01:24:50,372 Let me see. 1464 01:24:51,355 --> 01:24:52,379 Ken! 1465 01:24:52,380 --> 01:24:53,680 Sorry, one second. 1466 01:24:56,326 --> 01:24:58,105 You are playing such beautiful music. 1467 01:24:58,724 --> 01:24:59,748 Did you compose? 1468 01:24:59,749 --> 01:25:01,519 Yes. Wanna sit and listen to me 1469 01:25:01,532 --> 01:25:03,517 sing while I stare at you uncomfortably 1470 01:25:03,553 --> 01:25:04,697 until it ends? 1471 01:25:04,698 --> 01:25:05,998 I would love. 1472 01:25:06,562 --> 01:25:07,862 Sorry. 1473 01:25:09,753 --> 01:25:11,053 I will be back in a moment. 1474 01:25:14,112 --> 01:25:19,509 Play with their ego and their jealousy and turn against each other. 1475 01:25:26,242 --> 01:25:29,668 While they're fighting, we'll take back Barbieland. 1476 01:25:32,237 --> 01:25:35,810 The no-strings-attached long-term casual hookup title, 1477 01:25:35,835 --> 01:25:36,905 Does not mean anything? 1478 01:25:36,906 --> 01:25:37,930 What do we do? 1479 01:25:37,931 --> 01:25:40,492 We're going to make every one of them go away. 1480 01:25:41,125 --> 01:25:42,425 No. 1481 01:25:43,050 --> 01:25:44,350 There will be war! 1482 01:25:45,375 --> 01:25:47,096 - Against the Barbies? - Against the Kens. 1483 01:25:47,121 --> 01:25:48,668 - But we are the Kens. - The others. 1484 01:25:48,669 --> 01:25:51,128 So we should call them something else. Just so you don't get confused. 1485 01:25:51,129 --> 01:25:52,429 No, we know who they are. 1486 01:25:52,438 --> 01:25:54,715 But in the confrontation, if someone says: "Ken at 4 o'clock" 1487 01:25:54,740 --> 01:25:56,326 How do I know if it's one of ours or one of theirs? 1488 01:25:56,327 --> 01:25:58,881 Because, my brothers, we will attack at 10 o'clock. 1489 01:25:58,906 --> 01:26:00,735 And enjoy the morning waves. 1490 01:26:01,194 --> 01:26:03,898 Okay, but not so early, we want to sleep late! 1491 01:26:03,923 --> 01:26:04,597 Cool. 1492 01:26:04,598 --> 01:26:06,422 But how are we going to fight we have no weapons? 1493 01:26:06,423 --> 01:26:08,779 Tennis rackets and beach balls. 1494 01:26:08,804 --> 01:26:09,828 And slap fights. 1495 01:26:09,829 --> 01:26:11,517 And stared. 1496 01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:12,842 - That. - Yes. 1497 01:27:29,753 --> 01:27:33,795 See you all at Malibu Beach later. 1498 01:28:18,611 --> 01:28:20,336 And now they will destroy each other. 1499 01:28:20,818 --> 01:28:22,919 Do you know what I think? I think 1500 01:28:22,932 --> 01:28:24,622 we should restore our constitution. 1501 01:28:24,795 --> 01:28:26,095 - Great idea! - Yes. 1502 01:28:31,924 --> 01:28:34,145 This is a hornet's nest. 1503 01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:35,725 And pretty slow. 1504 01:28:38,329 --> 01:28:40,487 - Was I shot? - This is impossible. 1505 01:28:40,512 --> 01:28:43,066 - Is there a real weapon here? - No! 1506 01:31:17,359 --> 01:31:18,383 Ken! Ken! 1507 01:31:18,384 --> 01:31:20,644 - Hey? - Wouldn't we vote today? 1508 01:31:20,755 --> 01:31:21,779 What? 1509 01:31:21,780 --> 01:31:22,905 The vote to change the constitution! 1510 01:31:22,906 --> 01:31:25,168 - It was today, wasn't it? - Yes. 1511 01:31:30,248 --> 01:31:32,648 All right, ladies, let's do this. 1512 01:31:32,902 --> 01:31:35,051 All who are in favor of Barbieland 1513 01:31:35,064 --> 01:31:37,062 to be Barbieland again, I say! 1514 01:31:37,447 --> 01:31:39,176 - I! - I! 1515 01:31:52,590 --> 01:31:54,110 I'm so happy! 1516 01:32:13,579 --> 01:32:15,798 Is it my impression or these 1517 01:32:15,811 --> 01:32:19,328 breja-karate-house-house are better? 1518 01:32:20,161 --> 01:32:23,061 They are dream houses, you motherfuckers! 1519 01:32:23,345 --> 01:32:25,481 And yes, we have reassessed the constitution 1520 01:32:25,494 --> 01:32:27,697 of Barbieland for what it should be, 1521 01:32:27,722 --> 01:32:31,110 and we restore the Barbies' brains and autonomy. 1522 01:32:34,592 --> 01:32:37,419 And we disinfect the houses with great desire. 1523 01:32:37,444 --> 01:32:38,744 What will we do? 1524 01:32:40,379 --> 01:32:41,856 Kens. 1525 01:32:43,360 --> 01:32:45,061 - Who are we going to attack, sir? - No. 1526 01:32:47,556 --> 01:32:48,856 No. 1527 01:32:52,402 --> 01:32:54,069 Do not look at me! 1528 01:32:55,374 --> 01:32:56,879 He is crying? 1529 01:32:57,064 --> 01:32:58,625 He gives me a minute. 1530 01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:05,660 Ken. 1531 01:33:08,238 --> 01:33:10,212 - Are you well? - I am. 1532 01:33:10,490 --> 01:33:12,752 - I am doing great. - It's okay to cry. 1533 01:33:12,777 --> 01:33:15,055 I cried too and it was a very good thing. 1534 01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:18,031 I am a deconstructed man, I know that crying is not weakness. 1535 01:33:18,056 --> 01:33:19,356 All good. 1536 01:33:21,566 --> 01:33:22,929 Can you sit down for a minute? 1537 01:33:28,270 --> 01:33:32,391 It was just that it was difficult to order everything. 1538 01:33:32,941 --> 01:33:34,381 I didn't like it very much. 1539 01:33:35,797 --> 01:33:37,097 I understand you. 1540 01:33:41,309 --> 01:33:45,645 And the mini fridges are so small. It only 1541 01:33:45,689 --> 01:33:49,097 holds 6 beers, and the freezers are useless. 1542 01:33:50,605 --> 01:33:52,381 And to be honest, when I found 1543 01:33:52,394 --> 01:33:54,089 out that the patriarchy had no horses, 1544 01:33:54,114 --> 01:33:55,676 I lost all my interest. 1545 01:33:56,780 --> 01:33:58,080 All good. 1546 01:34:03,303 --> 01:34:05,994 I always thought this would be our home. 1547 01:34:13,137 --> 01:34:14,437 Ken. 1548 01:34:16,463 --> 01:34:18,463 I guess I owe you an apology. 1549 01:34:19,037 --> 01:34:21,422 I'm sorry I didn't appreciate you. 1550 01:34:23,693 --> 01:34:26,541 Not every night had to be a girls' night out. 1551 01:34:29,438 --> 01:34:31,383 Thanks for saying so! 1552 01:34:32,659 --> 01:34:33,959 Thanks. 1553 01:34:36,585 --> 01:34:39,112 Oh, I didn't mean to suggest that... 1554 01:34:39,337 --> 01:34:41,930 It's just that I don't know who I am without you! 1555 01:34:43,319 --> 01:34:44,619 You are Ken. 1556 01:34:45,741 --> 01:34:48,477 But it's Barbie and Ken. 1557 01:34:50,486 --> 01:34:55,937 There is not just Ken. I was created for this. 1558 01:34:55,962 --> 01:35:01,969 I only exist when you look at me. 1559 01:35:02,581 --> 01:35:08,970 Without you, I'm just another blonde who doesn't do stunts. 1560 01:35:13,689 --> 01:35:14,989 No! 1561 01:35:17,909 --> 01:35:22,700 Maybe it's time to find out who Ken is. 1562 01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:24,859 Okay, I think I finally understand. 1563 01:35:25,361 --> 01:35:26,510 No, no, no. 1564 01:35:26,511 --> 01:35:28,099 That's not the answer. 1565 01:35:31,472 --> 01:35:33,006 I feel like an idiot. 1566 01:35:33,937 --> 01:35:35,470 I feel like an idiot. 1567 01:35:35,589 --> 01:35:36,889 - Yes you are. - Yes. 1568 01:35:36,939 --> 01:35:39,042 My look is stupid! 1569 01:35:39,067 --> 01:35:41,534 - No, that is not it. - You're too much, you're too much. 1570 01:35:42,614 --> 01:35:43,914 Cool, Ken. 1571 01:35:44,085 --> 01:35:47,256 You have to find out who you are without me. 1572 01:35:48,526 --> 01:35:51,264 - Why? - You are not his girlfriend, 1573 01:35:51,289 --> 01:35:54,113 you are not your house and not your coat. 1574 01:35:54,669 --> 01:35:58,002 - What about the beach? - No, you are not beach. 1575 01:35:58,478 --> 01:36:05,978 Maybe everything you believed defined you doesn't define you. 1576 01:36:11,177 --> 01:36:17,447 Maybe you think it's Barbie, but it's Ken. 1577 01:36:20,899 --> 01:36:26,732 Is Ken me? 1578 01:36:26,757 --> 01:36:27,502 Yes. 1579 01:36:27,503 --> 01:36:30,137 Ken is me. 1580 01:36:31,593 --> 01:36:33,391 And I'm Barbie! 1581 01:36:36,249 --> 01:36:40,494 Ken is me! 1582 01:36:40,519 --> 01:36:43,011 - I'm Ken. - I'm Ken. 1583 01:36:43,036 --> 01:36:46,741 I don't even care if I'm Ken anymore, I just miss my girlfriend Barbie. 1584 01:36:46,766 --> 01:36:48,126 - Cool. - Barbie. 1585 01:36:48,151 --> 01:36:49,451 I am here. 1586 01:36:51,661 --> 01:36:53,209 KEN BREJA-FALSE-FERRET-FUR 1587 01:36:54,833 --> 01:36:57,336 I want you to have it! 1588 01:36:58,975 --> 01:37:00,275 Cool. 1589 01:37:06,804 --> 01:37:10,074 We only fought because we didn't know who we were. 1590 01:37:12,406 --> 01:37:17,192 Ken is me! 1591 01:37:25,738 --> 01:37:30,248 Ken is right, it's so hard to be a leader. 1592 01:37:30,847 --> 01:37:32,147 My boss. 1593 01:37:34,015 --> 01:37:38,111 Midge, wow, I thought it was discontinued. 1594 01:37:39,897 --> 01:37:44,976 Do you know how many times I wanted to get up from a meeting and say: 1595 01:37:45,001 --> 01:37:47,318 "Let's tickle each other"? 1596 01:37:47,850 --> 01:37:49,325 - It is serious? - Let's make a holiday 1597 01:37:49,326 --> 01:37:50,804 in the company just to tickle? 1598 01:37:51,528 --> 01:37:53,093 Someone do it to me. Someone do it to me. 1599 01:37:57,393 --> 01:37:59,615 No, enough! Don't hug me, stop! 1600 01:38:02,705 --> 01:38:05,165 But now, thanks to Barbies, I 1601 01:38:05,178 --> 01:38:08,345 can finally let go of that burden. 1602 01:38:08,370 --> 01:38:11,877 And keep my actual role as president. 1603 01:38:12,590 --> 01:38:16,401 And restore everything in Barbieland, make it exactly like it was. 1604 01:38:16,750 --> 01:38:18,042 Mister Mattel, can I...? 1605 01:38:18,043 --> 01:38:20,161 Please call me mother. 1606 01:38:20,362 --> 01:38:21,662 No, thank you. 1607 01:38:21,702 --> 01:38:24,883 I think things shouldn't be the way they were before. 1608 01:38:24,908 --> 01:38:29,169 No Barbie or Ken should live in the shadows. 1609 01:38:29,194 --> 01:38:30,494 Not Allan. 1610 01:38:31,233 --> 01:38:32,533 - Look. - I? 1611 01:38:32,582 --> 01:38:33,680 - Yes. - Hey. 1612 01:38:33,681 --> 01:38:37,105 I just want to say that I'm sorry we called you Weird Barbie 1613 01:38:37,130 --> 01:38:39,724 - behind your back and in your face. - Not alright. 1614 01:38:39,749 --> 01:38:40,773 I'm proud of it. 1615 01:38:40,774 --> 01:38:42,800 Want to join my government? 1616 01:38:43,157 --> 01:38:45,091 Can I keep cleaning? 1617 01:38:45,750 --> 01:38:46,774 No problem. 1618 01:38:46,775 --> 01:38:48,474 Okay, thank you. 1619 01:38:48,499 --> 01:38:49,133 Welcome. 1620 01:38:49,134 --> 01:38:50,434 Madam President? 1621 01:38:50,699 --> 01:38:53,832 Can you please give the Kens a spot on the supreme court? 1622 01:38:53,857 --> 01:38:57,998 Oh, not that. But perhaps a position as a judge, in a smaller court. 1623 01:38:58,023 --> 01:38:59,936 We accept. As long as we can use the Toga. 1624 01:39:00,174 --> 01:39:02,627 Yes, Kens have to start somewhere. 1625 01:39:02,652 --> 01:39:06,595 And one day the Kens will have as much power and 1626 01:39:06,620 --> 01:39:08,857 influence in Barbieland as women do in the Real World. 1627 01:39:09,333 --> 01:39:11,079 - Mother? - I don't want. 1628 01:39:11,104 --> 01:39:11,857 I can't. 1629 01:39:11,858 --> 01:39:12,882 Grow up and go soon! 1630 01:39:12,883 --> 01:39:14,183 I have an idea! 1631 01:39:14,866 --> 01:39:16,922 Tell me your dream, child. 1632 01:39:16,947 --> 01:39:18,748 Well, what do you think of an ordinary Barbie? 1633 01:39:20,109 --> 01:39:23,192 She's not extraordinary, she's not president of anything, or maybe 1634 01:39:23,217 --> 01:39:27,478 she is, she maybe she's a mother, or she's not, and that's okay. 1635 01:39:27,503 --> 01:39:31,248 It's okay for someone to want to be just a mother, 1636 01:39:31,273 --> 01:39:32,297 or just a president, or a mother who is president. 1637 01:39:32,298 --> 01:39:34,065 Or someone who is neither a mother nor a president. 1638 01:39:34,090 --> 01:39:40,017 Who just has a nice outfit and wants to spend the day looking good on herself. 1639 01:39:42,146 --> 01:39:45,851 - That's a bad idea. - Yeah, that's going to be a lot of money. 1640 01:39:45,876 --> 01:39:48,509 Well, Ordinary Barbie? I loved. 1641 01:39:48,534 --> 01:39:49,640 Wonderful. 1642 01:39:49,641 --> 01:39:52,097 - All right, great. - Excellent. 1643 01:39:52,122 --> 01:39:53,146 - Cool. - AND. 1644 01:39:53,147 --> 01:39:55,034 It's all right, isn't it? 1645 01:39:55,059 --> 01:39:57,078 All right, let's get to work closing 1646 01:39:57,091 --> 01:39:58,923 the portal between our worlds. 1647 01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:02,216 Wait a minute, but what about Barbie? 1648 01:40:02,241 --> 01:40:03,541 - Like this? - AND... 1649 01:40:04,831 --> 01:40:07,292 What is her ending? What does she get? 1650 01:40:08,988 --> 01:40:12,094 Well, easy, she loves Ken. 1651 01:40:12,729 --> 01:40:14,409 This is not the end of it. 1652 01:40:16,460 --> 01:40:17,760 I don't love Ken! 1653 01:40:18,316 --> 01:40:19,616 What do you want? 1654 01:40:21,304 --> 01:40:22,880 I don't know. I... 1655 01:40:25,044 --> 01:40:27,880 I don't know what my place in the world is anymore. 1656 01:40:32,325 --> 01:40:34,507 I guess I don't have an ending. 1657 01:40:34,532 --> 01:40:36,610 That was always the point. 1658 01:40:36,635 --> 01:40:39,856 I created you to have no ending. 1659 01:40:41,538 --> 01:40:42,838 And you. 1660 01:40:44,961 --> 01:40:49,856 - It's you, you're Ruth from Mattel - Baby, I'm Mattel. 1661 01:40:49,881 --> 01:40:53,008 Until the physique catches up with me, but that's another movie. 1662 01:40:53,033 --> 01:40:54,992 - So you're... - Ruth Handler. 1663 01:40:55,017 --> 01:40:57,095 The inventor of Barbie. 1664 01:40:57,120 --> 01:40:58,144 What? 1665 01:40:58,145 --> 01:40:58,945 This is so cool. 1666 01:40:58,946 --> 01:41:01,540 Her ghost has an office on the 17th floor. 1667 01:41:01,890 --> 01:41:02,914 What? 1668 01:41:02,915 --> 01:41:05,061 What it was? Did you think the woman 1669 01:41:05,074 --> 01:41:07,651 who invented Barbie looked like Barbie? 1670 01:41:08,334 --> 01:41:09,592 I am 1.5 meters. 1671 01:41:09,593 --> 01:41:13,524 I'm a grandma with a double mastectomy and tax evasion issues. 1672 01:41:13,549 --> 01:41:19,238 Nobody looks like Barbie. Except Barbie herself, thank you. 1673 01:41:22,057 --> 01:41:24,545 But I don't feel like Barbie anymore. 1674 01:41:28,690 --> 01:41:31,301 Come. Take a walk with me. 1675 01:41:50,568 --> 01:41:51,592 Thanks. 1676 01:41:51,593 --> 01:41:53,657 I AM KEN BASTA 1677 01:41:53,681 --> 01:41:54,981 Thank you, Barbie. 1678 01:41:56,728 --> 01:41:58,028 Thanks. 1679 01:42:07,742 --> 01:42:09,948 I'm not quite sure what I have to do now. 1680 01:42:09,949 --> 01:42:13,218 I've always been the stereotypical Barbie. 1681 01:42:13,409 --> 01:42:15,591 And I don't think I'm good at anything else. 1682 01:42:15,616 --> 01:42:18,051 You saved Barbieland from the patriarchy! 1683 01:42:18,076 --> 01:42:20,035 It was a great team effort. 1684 01:42:20,091 --> 01:42:23,011 You helped the mother and daughter connect! 1685 01:42:23,610 --> 01:42:25,511 They connected themselves. 1686 01:42:26,662 --> 01:42:29,758 Maybe it's Too Modest Barbie. 1687 01:42:30,937 --> 01:42:32,966 Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore. 1688 01:42:42,480 --> 01:42:45,506 Do you understand that humans only have one ending? 1689 01:42:46,181 --> 01:42:47,966 Ideas live forever. 1690 01:42:47,991 --> 01:42:50,149 Humans not so much. 1691 01:42:50,174 --> 01:42:51,797 You know that, right? 1692 01:42:51,822 --> 01:42:52,853 I know. 1693 01:42:52,854 --> 01:42:56,930 Being a human can be very uncomfortable! 1694 01:42:56,943 --> 01:42:58,305 I know. 1695 01:42:58,330 --> 01:43:03,027 Humans invent things, like patriarchy and Barbie. 1696 01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:06,003 Just to deal with such discomfort. 1697 01:43:06,321 --> 01:43:07,621 I understand. 1698 01:43:08,226 --> 01:43:09,884 And then they die. 1699 01:43:11,998 --> 01:43:13,298 Yes. 1700 01:43:14,739 --> 01:43:16,039 Yes. 1701 01:43:22,925 --> 01:43:26,908 I want to be part of the 1702 01:43:26,933 --> 01:43:29,589 people who create meaning. 1703 01:43:29,614 --> 01:43:32,146 Not the product of it. 1704 01:43:34,885 --> 01:43:37,940 I want to create and imagine, not creation or imagination. 1705 01:43:37,965 --> 01:43:39,265 That makes sense? 1706 01:43:39,567 --> 01:43:41,897 I always knew that Barbie would surprise 1707 01:43:41,910 --> 01:43:45,083 me, but I never imagined it like this. 1708 01:43:45,108 --> 01:43:49,465 Do you give me permission to become human? 1709 01:43:49,743 --> 01:43:51,743 It doesn't need my permission. 1710 01:43:51,768 --> 01:43:53,353 But you are the creator. 1711 01:43:53,909 --> 01:43:55,589 Don't you control me? 1712 01:43:55,614 --> 01:44:00,139 I don't control you, just like I don't control my own daughter. 1713 01:44:00,164 --> 01:44:02,084 I gave you her name. 1714 01:44:02,109 --> 01:44:06,369 Barbarian. And I've always rooted for you, as I've rooted for her. 1715 01:44:07,581 --> 01:44:11,607 We mothers stop in time so that daughters 1716 01:44:11,632 --> 01:44:13,552 can look back and see how far they have come. 1717 01:44:18,552 --> 01:44:25,806 So being human is not something I need to ask for, nor want, 1718 01:44:27,988 --> 01:44:30,607 can i just find out who i am? 1719 01:44:32,830 --> 01:44:36,322 I can't let you do that in good conscience 1720 01:44:36,347 --> 01:44:37,711 without me knowing what it means. 1721 01:44:41,196 --> 01:44:42,988 Hold my hands. 1722 01:44:49,536 --> 01:44:52,155 Now close your eyes. 1723 01:45:01,546 --> 01:45:03,258 Now feel it. 1724 01:46:20,293 --> 01:46:21,593 Yes. 1725 01:46:34,658 --> 01:46:36,736 So Barbie left the pastels and 1726 01:46:36,749 --> 01:46:38,785 plastics of Barbieland behind. 1727 01:46:39,459 --> 01:46:41,999 For the pastels and plastics of Los Angeles. 1728 01:46:42,559 --> 01:46:45,134 All good. Thanks for the housing. 1729 01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:48,101 - You can. - I'm really proud of you! 1730 01:46:48,278 --> 01:46:51,752 I am very glowing of you. 1731 01:46:51,777 --> 01:46:53,339 Proud! 1732 01:46:53,364 --> 01:46:56,633 Proud, proud, of you. 1733 01:46:56,658 --> 01:46:57,682 Now yes. 1734 01:46:57,683 --> 01:46:58,707 Got close. 1735 01:46:58,708 --> 01:46:59,732 You are the best. 1736 01:46:59,733 --> 01:47:00,757 Thanks. Thanks. 1737 01:47:00,758 --> 01:47:02,903 Alright, let's go. 1738 01:47:03,324 --> 01:47:04,768 You'll make it! 1739 01:47:04,793 --> 01:47:07,377 - That's a political statement. - That's appropriation, Dad. 1740 01:47:08,607 --> 01:47:10,234 We'll be here when it's over. 1741 01:47:10,259 --> 01:47:11,636 - Good luck, girl. - Goodbye. 1742 01:47:11,661 --> 01:47:12,685 All good. 1743 01:47:12,686 --> 01:47:13,986 - Goodbye. - We love you. 1744 01:47:22,336 --> 01:47:23,636 Hey. 1745 01:47:23,806 --> 01:47:24,995 Name? 1746 01:47:24,996 --> 01:47:28,805 Oh, it's me Handler Barbara. 1747 01:47:30,558 --> 01:47:32,456 And what brings you here today, Barbara? 1748 01:47:34,281 --> 01:47:36,226 I'm here to see my gynecologist. 1749 01:47:37,737 --> 01:47:40,470 Lottery DUSIcTv 1750 01:47:41,056 --> 01:47:42,356 bwtorrents.tv