Since the beginning of time,
since the first little girl appeared,
there were dolls.
But dolls have always been baby dolls.
The little girls who played with them
always played at being mommies.
Which was fun, at least for a while.
Ask your mother.
And this went on until...
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Yes, Barbie changed everything.
And then she changed everything again.
All these women are Barbie, and Barbie is all these women.
She may have started out as just a girl in a
bathing suit, but she has become so much more.
She has her own money, her own
house, her own car and her own career.
And if Barbie can be anything, women can too.
And this is repeating itself in the girls of today in the Real World.
Girls become women who can do
and achieve anything they want in life.
Thanks to Barbie all the problems
of feminism, and equal rights,
have been resolved.
At least that's what the Barbies think.
After all, they live in Barbieland.
Who am I to say otherwise?
And here is one of the Barbies now!
Living the best of days, every day.
MILK
If you play with Barbies, you don't
mind making them go down stairs
or open doors.
You just pick up the doll and place it wherever you want.
You use your imagination.
Hi Barbie!
Hi Skipper.
- Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Midge.
Midge was Barbie's pregnant friend.
But we are not going to show it. Mattel took it out of line,
because a pregnant doll is too weird.
BARBIE'S HOME
Anyway, Barbie has another long day ahead of her.
- Hi, Barbie! - Hey!
- Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie!
Good morning, Barbies!
- Hey! - Hi, Barbie!
Hi Barbie!
Hey!
- Hi, Barbie! - Good morning!
Now, turn Barbie next to her and
say how much you adore her, praise her.
Reporter Barbie, you can ask me anything you want.
How can you be so wonderful?
No comments!
PRESIDENT
No, I'm serious, no comments!
I love you!
And the Nobel Prize in Journalism goes to...
Barbie!
I worked hard therefore I deserve it!
And the Nobel Prize for Literature goes to...
Barbie!
- You marked a generation! - I know!
The bottom line is that money is not speech,
and corporations do not have free speech rights.
Any claim that they are exercising a right is just
an attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy.
It thrills me, and I express it!
I have no trouble being rational and emotional at the same time.
And it doesn't diminish
my power, it expands it.
Hi Barbie!
Long live space!
Damn.
BARBIELAND
Barbie has a great day, every day.
But Ken only has a good day when Barbie looks at him.
- Hi, Barbie! - Hey, Ken!
- Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie!
- Hey, Ken!
Hi Ken.
- Hey, Ken! - Hey, Ken!
- Ice cream for us! - Cool.
- Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie!
- Hey, Ken! - Hey, Ken!
Hi Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie!
Hi Barbies!
Bye, Barbies!
Hi Barbie!
Hi Allan!
There aren't many Allans, there's only Allan.
Yeah, I'm confused by that.
Hi Barbie, look at me.
Ken...
No!
- Ken? - Oh, hi, Barbie.
Hey?
- Did you see much? - We've seen it all!
Let's lift you up, Ken! Ready.
You are strong.
- That. - Are you well?
Yes.
I'm thinking this beach has too
much sand for your little truck, Ken!
If I wasn't so hurt right now,
Ken, I would make you cry!
I would make you cry any day, Ken!
Hold my ice cream, Ken.
Okay, Ken, I want to see,
who's going to make who cry.
Hey, if you're going to make him cry, you'll have to make me first!
Let me make you both cry at the same time!
But you don't even know how to beat how are you going to make us both cry?
- Does not make sense. - Why are you crying then?
What is it, Kens? No one will make anyone cry.
Right?
Let's get going.
Okay, give me your other arm!
Come on, she'll take care of you.
Nurse!
- Barbie, hold my hand! - Are you well.
Stay with me, Barbie.
Great, nothing broke, everything will be fine.
Catching an ogre is more dangerous than people think.
It's brave, Ken.
- Thanks, Barbie. - You are welcome.
Did you know that I don't work as a surfer?
I know.
And much less lifeguards.
- Yes... - As many people think out there.
Many people.
My job is just...
beach.
Yes.
And you're really good at the beach, you know?
He's already healed. Even while you
were saying that, you had already healed.
Excellent.
- Cool. - Hey, Barbie.
Say.
Can I come to your place at night?
Clear.
I didn't plan too much. Just a
gigantic party with all the Barbies,
rehearsed choreography and theme music. You should go.
Cool.
Yes. Well, bye.
Cool. Bye-bye.
Hi Barbie.
Hi Ken.
You look beautiful, Barbie.
Thank you, Ken.
Hi Ken.
- This this. - Hi, Barbie.
- Hey.
Hey there, Ken.
Hey Barbie, get on this.
I bet you don't know how to give these mortals.
Damn it.
The party is perfect, Barbie.
All right, Barbie. Wow, tonight is amazing.
Incredibly incredible.
And you look so beautiful, Barbie.
Thanks, Barbie, I feel beautiful.
Me too.
This is the best day ever.
This is the best day, and yesterday was too,
tomorrow will be too, and the day after tomorrow
too, and until Wednesdays, and all eternity too.
Have you ever thought about dying?
I don't know why I said that.
Because I'm dying to dance.
Wow.
You can go now.
I was thinking of sleeping here tonight.
Why?
Because we are boyfriend and girlfriend.
To do what?
I don't know either.
Fine, but I don't want him here.
Is it Ken?
Ken is just a good friend, and this is
my dream house, Barbie's dream house,
it's not Ken's dream house.
You're right, as always.
And tonight is girls' night.
- Come Barbie, it's a pajama party. - Come soon, the president is here.
I am, you're welcome.
Every night is a girls' night.
Every night, forever.
- Every night? - Forever.
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
I love you too.
- Girl's night. - Girl's night.
I can't, my little girl.
Goodnight Barbies, I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore.
Hi Barbie.
OVERDUE
Hi Barbie.
I am fine. I am great.
That's it, Kens.
Hi Barbie.
Come on, Barbie, let's run to the sea.
All good.
My feet!
Oh no!
Hi Barbie.
Everything is fine?
- Hi, Barbie. - Yes, Barbie.
- I just fall. - You felt?
I'm so embarrassed.
Barbie is not ashamed.
I know, Barbie, I don't even know how to
explain this, but my heels are on the ground.
I'm not walking on my toes anymore.
It's okay, can I have a look?
Flat foot.
Stop it, Ken.
I'm sorry, it was bad.
I know I'm the stereotypical
Barbie, so I don't make assumptions
of causality between facts that
occur in a period of time, but happened
Some things that might have something to do with it.
Bad breath, cold shower, burnt waffle and I fell off the roof.
You are defective!
What?
No! I am not. I...
I am?
I have never seen this type of defect. It's usually in the hair.
Look, I think you're going to have to find Strange Barbie.
I never visited Strange Barbie.
Because you never failed.
And I heard she was the prettiest Barbie ever, but
someone played with her too hard back in the Real World.
And now she's doomed forever
to make other Barbies perfect,
as she gets more and more spoiled.
Yes...
And we still call her Weird Barbie behind her back and to her face.
She is so weird.
Why is she always doing splits?
Oh, she would never wear heels if my feet looked like that.
Hello?
Hey.
What's going on, pretty girl?
Hey.
Welcome.
Welcome to my strange house.
Hi how are you?
Is a pleasure.
Sorry about the dog poop. How can I help you?
I need help with my feet. They are...
Plans.
That.
- I've never seen that before. - Serious?
Alright, can you fix it?
You're the stereotypical Barbie, right?
That Ken of yours is a bit of a bad way...
Perhaps.
I wanted to see that smooth bulge of him under those jeans.
Anyway, what happened before that?
Oh nothing, it was just a nice volleyball game on the beach.
Just that?
And I thought about death.
What?
I think maybe I had thoughts about death.
Morbid thoughts?
This is a problem?
What?
I've heard of that. I thought
it was absurd, but it's real.
Yeah, you did it.
You have opened a portal.
- I didn't open any portal. - So someone opened it.
And now there is a tear in the membrane between Barbieland and the Real World.
If you want to be the stereotypical perfect Barbie
again, then, little girl, you'll have to do it yourself.
fix it, or it will get worse and worse.
Look at your thigh!
What is that?
It's cellulite.
And it will spread. You will start to get sentimental, emotional,
- and complicated. - No!
Yes.
What do I do?
- You have to go to the Real World! - All good.
And find the girl who's been messing with you.
Playing with me?
Someone plays with each of us, but
there's usually a separation, thank you.
This girl here, and the doll here, the two never intersect.
And did it happen?
Yes, and the girl who is playing with you must be hurt,
and everything she thinks and feels, and her humanity,
is interfering with her dolliness.
But why would she be sad?
We fixed everything so that all women in
the Real World are happy and empowered.
I don't know, but know that you are also guilty of this.
- I? - Needs two to open.
I am not. I always wanted everything to stay exactly the same.
It may be, but the two of you are becoming intimately connected.
And you need to help her to help herself.
So I have to...
So how is it going to be?
You can go back to your normal
life, and forget this all happened.
Or else knowing the truth about the universe.
The choice is now yours.
The first. The high jump.
No, let's repeat.
You should want to know.
I don't want.
Honey, you gotta wanna know let's go again.
I'm not Barbie Adventurer, I'm Stereotypical Barbie.
I'm that Barbie when someone
says: "Think of a Barbie". That's me.
I'm upset, you're a bore! What a bummer!
All right, I'm prepared to forget, now!
No, you will choose this one!
I just gave you another option to make you think you were in control.
So the first option doesn't work?
No!
No, you have to fix the tear yourself.
Don't blame me, blame Mattel who make the rules!
But I do not want!
Alright, so stick with the cellulite, I don't care!
No, no, it's okay.
Send me through the portal!
Okay, there's no portal, it's figurative.
In fact, you go by sports car, speedboat,
space rocket, two-seater tandem bicycle,
camping trailer, which is fun.
And a snowmobile that will take you to the state of Los Angeles.
Where you will wear neon and a skate.
And enter the country of California.
It's weird, I know, better not even think about it.
And when I get there, how do I find this girl?
You will know!
REAL WORLD MAP
Alright, how do I get back here?
Just like it was, but in reverse.
I walk forward in reverse, or I walk backwards and...
Don't think too much.
Because if you don't find her and fix everything...
What's ugly will get uglier, what's weird will get weirder...
And you will be just like me.
Sorry.
I understand you, I set it up for myself.
- Anyway, I believe in you. - Thanks.
Go, and take care!
I love you.
Goodbye.
GOOD JOURNEY TO REALITY AND GOOD LUCK
AND GOOD LUCK RESTORING THE MEMBRANE
THAT SEPARATES OUR WORLD FROM THEIRS SO YOU DON'T GET CELLULITE!
Looks like she's going without you.
Don't travel, Ken, she literally invited me.
And I said, "I'd rather stay."
Why?
- Is afraid? - No!
I bet she's scared, and I bet she doesn't want you to go.
So she bets twice wrongly, and I bet in the opposite direction.
- AND? - AND!
And what direction is that? You do not even know.
I don't want to leave, I'm finding reasons not to go.
I will miss you so much.
I so wanted someone to go with
me, but I need to do this alone!
What bird am I thinking of?
- Parrot. - Dolphin, no, bird.
Pelican.
We will miss you, Barbie.
I'll be right back with perfect feet,
and we'll forget this ever happened.
And you'll get to see everything we've done to fix the world!
You will be a hero to them.
There are so many grateful and empowered women
who owe their incredible lives to Barbie.
I bet all women will thank
you and give you a big hug.
Yes, they're right.
- And there I go! - All good.
- Goodbye! - Bye, Barbie.
Bye-bye.
Bye Barbie, good luck in the Real World.
Beware of Cellulite!
BARBIELAND
What are you doing here?
I'll go with you!
No, please leave.
I can't, I made a double bet with Ken.
And I can't seem less cool than Ken.
Ken is not cool!
For me he is.
You will only get in my way.
Barbie, what if there's a beach? You will need a beach professional.
Did you bring your skates?
I literally don't leave the house without them.
Please.
All good.
Lets do this!
- Can I go ahead? - No.
REAL WORLD HERE
And so Barbie and Ken set out on their adventure to the Real World.
Cool.
Wow! This is the Real World.
Barbie, I said I'd have a beach.
AND.
What is happening?
Give us a little smile, little blonde.
Why are these men looking at me?
Yeah, they're staring at me too.
Wow, I love it.
Why do I feel embarrassed? I don't know the right word, but, I'm
uncomfortable, but, it seems like it's my fault I look like this.
I don't feel any of that. What I feel
can only be described as admiration.
But I don't want to.
And no hint of violence.
To me, it definitely has a hint of violence.
Ah, look at a construction site!
We need some of that feminine energy!
- AND. - Ladies!
Jeez, does this sandwich come with potatoes?
Let me put some sunscreen on that little body.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I'm seeing myself inside you.
I don't know what you men are trying to say with these
little jokes, but I'm thinking it's a double meaning.
And I would like to tell you that I don't
have a vagina, and he doesn't have a penis!
We don't have genitals.
- All good. - Good.
I have all the genitals!
Heck, I thought a construction site at lunch would be
the best place for me to empower myself with women.
But this one was so… masculine.
Everything here seems a bit upside down.
Ah, look at the Supreme Court!
MISS UNIVERSE
- They're so smart. - AND.
- I love swimsuits. - I love the elbow pads.
I think we should change clothes.
CONVENIENCE STORE
- We are wonderful! - I love bangs.
I love glitter!
Hey man, you guys have to pay for these things.
- She looks even better dressed up! -Because she can imagine more.
Wants to know? You can stay.
Weird Barbie said I would know how to find the girl, but how?
I have no idea.
What would a smart Barbie do?
I need to empty my mind so I can think.
Who's kidding me?
I hate when others think, I get bored!
The quicker I find out, the quicker we can get home.
- That's what i do? -Ken!
- Take a walk around, I don't know. - Alone?
- Serious? And where? - Wherever you want.
- I'll go that way. - All right, all right.
- It won't go very far! - It is fine.
Excuse me sir.
It cost.
CITY CENTER
Hey.
- You are very male in this parade. - Good training, bro.
- Bro. - Bro.
- You are the man! - No, you're the man!
- Bro! - Bro!
- Excuse me sir. - Not now, Margaret.
- Shall we close then? - I'm not worried.
We are officially important.
That!
That was sad, but good.
You are so Beautiful!
I know that.
Barbie!
AND!
- I know! - I know!
- What do you know? - You first!
- No, no, you say! - I know, let's talk together!
- She is in the school! - Men rule the world!
- What? - Is the girl at school?
- But what did you say? - Anything.
It is fine.
- Let's go to school! - Let's go.
Now let's go.
MATTEL WORLD HEADQUARTERS LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.
- Hello! - This is the Dean of the FBI.
This is Aaron from Mattel.
I don't give a shit who you are, Aaron!
What are you? Trainee? There are two of your dolls on the loose!
This is impossible! What do you know?
Sassy, ​​two blondes named Barbie
and Ken, skating in Santa Monica.
We need Mattel's help to land that eagle.
- Don't be silly, Aaron! - I am not going.
This is bad, very bad!
- What? - It's happened before.
- What? When? - I heard that about ten years ago,
a woman named Skipper, showed up at a family home in
Key West, and asked to be the couple's children's nanny.
And then she tried to take the little one surfing.
- Damn. - I know, then they managed to solve it
everything and cover it up, but this... This is worse.
- I'm going upstairs! - But nobody goes up there.
- But I need. - But maybe you'll never come back.
I know.
LAST FLOOR
- Hey! - Oh, hi, Aaron.
- New drawings? - Yeah, I started making some weird ones.
Are different.
This is Barbie with morbid thoughts, Barbie with cellulite,
and terribly embarrassed Barbie!
All good.
Look, I need to talk to the big boss!
- No. - It is serious.
- No! - Yes, I will!
Aaron, they're at a corporate brainstorming
session, no one is allowed in! Aaron, hey, stop!
Everything here is about empowering girls.
Was always.
But what do we sell? I will say: we sell dreams.
And imagination.
And also shine.
I get excited, I'm passionate.
And who thinks about brightness, quickly thinks about what?
female protagonism.
Excuse me.
Who are you?
- Aaron Dickens, sir. - We are in an important meeting,
Aaron Dickens.
I think you'll want to hear this, sir.
Send it by email, it can be up to the FDS.
Weekend.
Cool.
May I inform you via cordless telephone, sir?
All right, cordless phone.
Not there.
- Damn. - Hold the chair.
I held it, is he okay?
All good. Are you okay?
He is fine.
Everything is fine.
It's the return of the Skipper case in Key West.
And with all due respect, it was Skipper, sir.
Now she is Barbie.
If anyone knows that our dolls are coming to Los
Angeles from Barbieland in human versions of themselves,
to roam in the real world...
it will be very bad.
The Barbie? In the real world?
This is impossible.
We are dealing with a very serious situation on our hands.
Catastrophic.
What?
What's your name again?
- Aaron Dickens, sir. - Aaron Dickinson.
- Dickens. - That's right, Aaron.
Is Barbieland an alternate reality
or a place where imagination...
Yes.
All good.
Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dickens.
Sweden!
Right.
What's your weight? It doesn't matter.
That's a job to ship the box.
No one rests until this doll is back in the box!
Look, Davy Crockett School, just like my vision.
DAVY CROCKETT SCHOOL HOUSE OF MEN ON THE BORDER
A man on horseback.
I started to have a strange feeling,
like it was a fear, without knowing what.
- What was that? - Anxiety.
I have too, you know? At that age it's awful.
I feel wonderful.
It's because children don't take it out on their father.
She must be here somewhere.
I need to find her soon.
I go to the library to see if there are any books about trucks.
- Okay, but don't get in trouble. - I am not going.
What are you doing?
That girl. What's her name?
It's Sasha!
Hi, Sasha.
Don't talk to her! Sasha can talk
to you, but you can never talk to her.
She crushes you!
It's okay, everyone likes me and thinks I'm cool and pretty!
Thanks.
Hi ladies.
Hi, Sasha, what's up?
Who are you?
- Do you really think you're Barbie? - I think.
- She is mad! - Is it if she ran away from a madhouse?
So you're really Barbie, like a professional oddball?
No, Barbie is not a chore. She is a physician,
lawyer, senator, and Nobel Prize winner.
- Have you won a Nobel Prize? - No not me.
But Barbie does.
Won't you thank me and give me a tight hug
for being your favorite toy?
We haven't played with Barbies since we were about five.
Yes, hairy doll, I hated it.
I played with Barbie, but for lack of options.
I loved Barbie.
Even then she was already horrible to us.
Horrible?
Why?
- Go, Sasha! - Tell her.
Finish with Barbie!
All right, Barbie, let's get started.
You've been making women feel bad
about themselves since you were invented.
I think she got it wrong.
You represent everything that our culture
has wrong with it. Fetish capitalism.
With impossible physical ideals!
No, it's describing something stereotypical.
Barbie is so much more than that.
Look at you!
Fine, but I'm technically the stereotypical Barbie.
You set the feminist movement back 50 years,
you destroyed girls' self-esteem and you're
killing the planet with glorification
- from unbridled consumerism! - No.
My job is to help you, make you happy and empowered.
But I am empowered. Before you
even show up here and claim to be Barbie,
I haven't thought about you in years, you fascist!
Our.
All good. It's happening again.
I have to... Will you excuse me?
It was a pleasure talking to you.
They never listen.
WHY MEN RUN (LITERALLY)
MEN AND WARS
THE ORIGINS OF PATRIARCHY
HORSES
LIBRARY
Excuse me sir, what time is it?
You respect me?
Sorry, can you tell me what time it is?
No, I don't know, no.
All good.
Why didn't Barbie tell me about the patriarchy?
Which from what I understand, is where men and horses command everything.
- Clear. - I seek my luck here.
I understood.
AND...
I want an influential, high-end, highly paid car.
You need at least one NB, and here is a lot of PHDS.
- Isn't being a man enough? - In fact, now it's almost the opposite.
From what I'm seeing, your patriarchy is not doing well.
No. No.
We do well. Yeah, but now it's more about shrinking, you know?
No, I'm not going to let you just have an appendectomy.
- But I'm a man. - But not doctor!
- Please. - No.
- Can I speak to the doctor? - You're talking to one.
Get me a coffee? It is a pen.
No no.
- And a lab coat. - No.
- And a scalpel. - No.
- There's a logo over there. Doctor! - Someone call security?
SAVES LIVES
I want to apply to work on the beach.
So you want to be a lifeguard?
But I'm not trained to be at sea. I'm
trained to stand in a confident pose here.
But here on the sand, no one is in danger.
And even if I was, I'm not trained to save anyone.
- So I can't hire you! - I'm not even good for the beach.
Does she think I'm a fascist?
I don't control the trains or the flow of commerce.
- I found you! - Oh no.
I got hurt. I need to find a place
where I can start patriarchy from scratch.
Miss Barbie?
It's just Barbie.
You need to come with me, please.
- Who are you? - We're from Mattel.
- Mattel? - Mattel?
Wonder. I need to talk to someone in charge,
here everything is the other way around.
Men object to me, girls hate
me, everyone thinks I'm crazy
and every time I get arrested.
Follow us, please.
And I just learned to cry. First
a tear fell and then the world.
What do I do? I follow Barbie
and I get in that scary black car?
A car I wish I had, by the way.
You're right, she's fine. It's Mattel!
- AND. - I know, I'll go back to Barbieland,
And tell the Kens what I've learned.
It will be something beautiful!
All right, let's go the other way, okay, baby?
- Hi, my little baby. - Do not call me that.
Sorry. I left early because of a problem at work.
How about we go out and get some ice cream?
I'm glad they arrested that crazy
person, that person out of reality.
She thinks she's Barbie.
What she said?
She thinks she's Barbie.
She's sure.
What is she doing?
Mom, what is she doing?
Mother.
Mother!
Mom, get back in the car.
Are you kidding?
Mother!
Mattel, of course, you who brought me here.
Because it sure as hell wasn't that Sasha girl.
Thanks for the ride, it was super fun!
The Mothership!
- Barbie! - Good to see you.
Hey.
Do you accept a mineral water?
Yes, thank you
Thanks.
Usually there's nothing inside.
Thanks.
You know, we were really looking forward to seeing you.
Sure, so what can I do
to mend the tear in space-time,
recover mues feet and lose that cellulite.
And in short, don't become Weird Barbie.
We were just discussing this.
And if you agree, we'd like you to get inside that giant box.
Enter the box and you'll be back in Barbieland,
and everything will be back to normal.
You know, I think I better go get Ken first!
- Ken? - Ken?
You know, Ken, it's Barbie and Ken.
Oh yes. Ken.
Back to Barbieland!
I'm nauseous, I'm going to throw up.
Ken is not a concern for us. Never was.
Alright then I'll get in the box now!
Exactly.
But since I came here, can I meet the woman in charge?
Your president?
That's me.
- The financial one. - It is me.
- Operations. - Here.
- President of the Barbie division. - Gift.
I'm a man with no power, so I'm a woman?
Is there a woman in charge?
Listen, I know exactly where you're going with this.
And I have to say that I do.
We are a company literally made of women.
We had a female president in the
90s, and we also had one more...
In another era.
So there were already two women.
Women are the main foundation of this crappy phallic building.
We have a lot of gender-neutral bathrooms,
and every single one of those men loves women.
I am a mother's son.
I am the mother of one child.
And I am the nephew of an aunt who is a woman.
My best friends are Jewish.
What I mean is, get in the box, Jezebel.
What was it, I can't say Jezebel?
I haven't been in a box in years.
She saw? Is easy.
All good.
Wow, I remember that smell.
SHE IS HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER
I'm having a Proustian flashback.
Remember Barbie Proust? It didn't go over very well.
Want to know something? Before I get in the box, can
I go to the bathroom to see if my hair is perfect?
Of course, it goes fast.
- This way? - AND. Right at the end of the corridor.
Thanks.
On the right.
She really looks tight.
Get that Barbie.
Hit that button! Let me squeeze.
I'll get you, Barbie!
Get the Barbie!
I'll get you!
I will reach you!
It's easier to skip the booths.
Faster!
Get the Barbie!
I'll get you!
Barbie!
Don't worry, you're safe here!
What place is this?
I always find that I think better sitting at the kitchen table.
Tea?
Yes please.
So there's a woman working here.
Oh honey, we do more than work here.
Thanks.
What it was?
Is it because I don't know how to drink tea?
It's not that, it's just that you're different.
I'm not always like this. I tend to be perfect.
I don't know, I think you're fine.
The Real World is not what I thought it would be.
Never is. Don't you think that's wonderful?
Who are you?
If you go through the closet, you'll find a staircase to the lobby.
All good.
Thanks...
Ruth.
Ruth, thank you.
You're welcome, Barbie.
The badge. Where's the badge?
Goes into
now!
Enter now!
Come on!
Oh no.
Now let's never get Barbie!
I needed the badge.
Barbie!
Let's come up with a plan!
I'll go ahead!
I'll go ahead! I'm in front!
Safe!
I hope no one at school saw
a family size Barbie walk in
in the car.
- How did this happen? - I don't know.
How are you here? Are you just an idea?
A great idea.
So, I was kind of lonely these days and I
found the Barbies that we used to play with.
- Didn't we give them away? - I started playing with them
and making drawings like we used to.
Remember? I thought it would make me happier.
And it was?
No, it was not. I felt even more
sad and strange, the drawings were
sad and strange. And since I can't
being like you, I ended up leaving her like me.
Did one of those drawings have morbid thoughts and cellulite?
Yes, there was. It was the Suicide Barbie.
Oh my God.
And with cellulite!
- I came for you! - You came for me?
It was her memories.
Mother!
Hey! Hello!
Are you two telepaths?
No, what is it? Nothing to see.
Are you doing telepathy with a real Barbie?
No.
I mean maybe a little bit.
Right?
I don't even know what to say about your absurd desire to bring Barbie to life.
Oh Sasha, listen to me, I'm just a boring mother
in a boring job and a daughter who hates me!
Can you blame me for wanting a little fun?
OBJECTS SHOWN IN THE REAR VIEW VIEW ARE CLOSER THAN SHOWN.
I have to lose these assholes.
I owe you an apology. I thought the
Barbie had improved the real
world, but the real world is already
irreversibly damaged forever.
Okay, the real world isn't perfect.
But you inspired me, you know?
I adore women.
I want to be able to help them.
What it is? Everyone hates women,
women hate themselves and men hate them.
Everyone agrees.
And truth?
It's complicated, hating is a bit too much.
Mom, wake up.
I'm wide awake, Sasha!
Mom, where did you learn to drive like that?
- There was this little guy... - My dad?
Yes, yes, it was your father, yes.
Barbie, get down.
- You are so Beautiful! - Do not look at me.
It's okay, it was bad.
We cannot hide forever.
Where are we going now?
Wait I have an idea. Do you know how to get to Venice Beach?
Clear. Here we go.
I love skating.
- Where are we going? - Barbieland!
What? Mom, are you really going to let
Barbie take you and your teenage daughter
- to an imaginary land? - I will, and you want to know why?
Because I never do anything. For example, I
didn't even win your school's raffle because
I couldn't take a vacation and your father is allergic to the sun.
But what about daddy? we can't let go of it!
He'll be fine.
Yeah, he'll be fine.
- Ready for some fun? - Yes!
And let's go! Let's feel the magic.
- Where are we? - How do we change clothes?
Well, we showed up on a snowmobile.
When I was a kid, I missed these boots.
And my mother wouldn't let me buy another
Barbie just to have the boots again.
- They suit you! - Oh thanks.
Just look!
She has always been my favorite Barbie.
And you are my favorite human.
Don't tell him, but I never had a Ken.
Because it's Ken it's totally unnecessary.
I never said that.
Women hold all the major
positions of power, control the money.
Basically everything that men do
in your world, women do in ours.
That's it looks cool.
Sasha, look at the dolphins!
What song is this?
And our president is a woman and has fun,
work and female friendship 24 hours a day.
Giants appear to play with you?
No, it would be crazy.
Excuse me, did you see a group of women rollerblading?
Yes, I saw. She had a blonde, a brunette
and a teenager skating in that direction.
Not this one! The first step is always skating.
What did you say, sir?
They went to Barbieland!
Oh no!
And she took humans with her. It
can mean strange things for our world.
- What kind? - Nothing we can imagine together.
A podcast by two wise trees, or a
chorus of two thousand young parents?
No, not even close.
We have to go to Barbieland! Put on skates now.
Choose a direction and go!
I can already feel my heels lifting.
That's what I had to do, bring you here.
- Is what it seems. - I agree.
All right, here's the... how weird.
Cold beer.
That's our president, with the beer,
and the cheerleaders, the supreme court.
This is much better than being president.
There's something wrong today.
Hi Barbie!
All good. Hi Ken.
Have a beer! My thirsty fish.
Well wait till you see my dream house.
Everything I bought and own can inspire you.
And we can change clothes.
That's the registry office!
- Oh, it's pink! - It's pink.
And those are...
These are dream homes. I live here.
You can see inside the houses.
So each Barbie has her own house?
Cool.
And where are the Kens?
I don't know.
At first I thought men ruled in the Real World.
And then I came to think that the horses were in charge.
And then I discovered that horses are just extensions of men.
How cool.
I had this tree house, I saved up my allowance to buy it.
I've never seen a car like that. What happened here?
Everything, basically everything, exists
to expand and elevate man's presence.
- So cool. - I know.
Barbie is here.
Ken?
What did you do?
Ken is in trouble.
What outfit is this?
Don't question, go with the wave, baby!
Don't call me that.
How about a mini baby? Like my minibar?
No, Ken, this is my dream house.
It's my dream house! My!
KENLANDIA BAR
No, this is not Barbie's dream house anymore,
From now on it's Ken's beer-karate-house-house!
You don't have to say "karate" and "house"!
And "home" too.
I really need it because it's cool. Try.
- Breja-karate-house-house.. - No, girls, don't say.
Breja-casa-house!
Be direct, how weird is it?
Hey boss, these Breja-karate-house-house,
they are literally selling like hot water!
Kids are crazy about these
houses! Ken is on t-shirts, mugs,
it's up to the tattoo of the moment!
- There, no. - Warner Brothers is even making
auditions for Ken's film. And, look, it's already a success!
BREJA-KARATÊ-CASA-HOUSE DO KEN.
- What is happening? - The worst we could not imagine
if my secretary doesn't come back.
- The executive assistant. - Executive, secretary, and someone who
it must be her daughter, don't come back. And
we don't close the portal, our worlds will change
forever.
But do you care if it's Barbie or Ken? We are rolling in money.
Shame on you, executive number 2!
Do you think I've spent my whole
life in boardrooms just for profit?
No, I hand over this business so I
can make little girls' dreams come true!
In the least disgusting way possible.
Now skate fast! The time is ending.
Look, I'm just drinking a few beers
in my beer-karate-house-house.
Ken!
You can stay if you want.
As my fiancée, wife or long-term casual date.
What do you say?
Bring me a beer?
I won't give you any beer.
Funny.
Now that you Barbies don't rule anything
anymore, the hair is how we want it.
I have a hat!
Where are my sweet tooth boys?
Want snacks?
Barbie, I'm so happy to see you!
Are you believing what is happening?
I know. Isn't that amazing?
Anyone out there want a beer?
What are you doing? Are you a doctor!
I like to be a usable decoration!
And Allan likes to help us massage all the Kens' feet.
No, I don't, I don't like it.
We love!
Unbelievable.
I'm drunk from drinking so much during the day.
I'm the same.
I like not making decisions,
it's like a spa day for my brain.
Forever.
What's the matter with them?
We explained to them the immaculate,
philosophical logic of patriarchy, and they died.
Oh my God, it's like the indigenous peoples in the 16th
century with smallpox, nobody had any immunity against it.
Yeah, hold on, baby. Because
Barbieland is now Kenland!
And it's going to be like Century City in Los Angeles, where everything is perfect.
The moment you get out of your car, you'll say:
"Oh my gosh, this place is amazing!"
No, no, nothing is perfect in
Century City because we failed them.
No, you failed me!
There I was someone.
When I went out on the streets, people respected me just for who I am.
One woman even asked me what time it was.
- Is this serious? - Yes.
If it weren't for a few details like nbs, a medical degree, and,
I don't know, knowing how to swim. I would rule that world.
But here I don't need any of that.
Here I'm just a guy.
And you know what?
It is enough.
Give me control?
- Which one is it? - That one.
Here is the president and the male prime minister.
NEWS: KENS CHANGES THINGS FOR THE BETTER!
Let's remember the amazing changes, and innovations, thanks to Kens.
And the Nobel Prize for Horses goes to...
Ken!
And now it will be permanent, after special
elections to change the constitution.
NEWS: THE KENS WILL VOTE TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION!
That's right, in 48 hours, all Kens go
to the polls to change the constitution!
For a government for the Kens, by the Kens and of the Kens.
They can't do that.
This is Barbieland. The Barbies have worked hard, and dreamed hard, to
make everything the way it is. You can't destroy all of that in one day!
Literally and figuratively, want to see?
Now, if you'll excuse me,
here is my beer-karate-house-house.
It's not Barbie's beer-karate-house-house!
It is fine?
How it feels?
Not cool at all, is it?
Boys night!
Every night is boys' night!
Barbie!
Take your women's clothes with you.
And bring your disco-style bell pants too!
PARTYING AT BELL PANTS DISCO
And her special ice skating outfit!
ICE SKATING CUTE TRAINING OUTFIT
WITH A BRILLIANT OUTLET
They are collector's edition.
Your Jam pajama set in Amsterdam!
No.
PAJAMA JAM IN AMSTERDAM
Your pants from the Paisley Palazzo collection!
LINDA PAISLEY PALAZZO PANTS
- Not those pants! - And get out!
What are you doing?
Dear?
Why did you invite me into your bad world?
Using your human thoughts so complicated.
- What? - Barbieland was perfect before.
I was perfect before!
I'm very sorry. I did not do it on purpose!
Do not apologize!
- Don't blame my mother! - Sasha, that's sweet of you.
What if you wanted us? Maybe it's your fault, Barbie.
No, I didn't wish for anything! I never wanted anything to change.
Oh honey, that's life.
Life is always changing.
This is terrifying.
I do not want it! Not for me.
No, thank you.
It's not what I want.
I'm going to sit right here and wait. And hope for some Barbies
with more sense of leadership to get real and clean up this mess.
I understand what you're feeling.
It's like being a human person all the time...
Please leave me here. Go back to your
messed up world and leave me in mine!
Are you just going to give up?
Yes.
All good.
Look, I almost felt sorry for you, but
you're exactly how I thought you'd be.
Well, come on, love! Let's go.
And how are we going...
Doing it all over again, but in reverse.
There, I don't believe it. Let's go, mother.
She doesn't deserve you.
I have never been so grounded emotionally and physically!
It's cool, kids.
It's time to go out and buy the new Depression Barbie.
She wears sweats all day.
Spends 7 hours a day looking at Instagram
her ex-best friend's engagement photos.
As she eats a huge bag of candy.
Now she has jaw pain and will watch
Pride and Prejudice for the seventh time, until I fell asleep.
Anxiety, panic attack and touch are sold separately.
YOU CAN BE ANYTHING BARBIE
Barbie!
Barbie, wake up.
And there?
I'm just like you now. Ugly and rejected.
It cost.
Let's put it back. Here we go.
- Isn't it wonderful? - And yes.
- Wait till you see the boat. - The boat.
What a splendid landscape.
We interrupt this broadcast to introduce you to our new station,
which only plays Ken's favorite song.
Turn off that music, please!
- Who are you? - I'm Alan.
You're Allan, how cool.
Don't tell the Kens, I'm trying to get away.
I can't stand the leather sofas anymore. This way I will die.
Once they figure out how to make the wall sideways and
not just up, no one else will be able to get in or out.
So for us to leave, it has to be now!
No, Allan, you can't leave. A
Barbie leaving is what caused it all.
No one will care if Allan goes to
Real World. Alas, this has already happened.
All N Sync? Allans.
Yes, even him, so let's go soon.
Hey you.
What we do?
Get back in the car and keep singing!
Speak, man.
And be prepared for anything.
- Who are you? - I'm Alan.
I'm Ken's friend.
Yeah, and his clothes fit me too.
Get in the car!
Hey, you don't even have a driver's license!
This car doesn't even have an engine.
It is fine.
KENLAND
- What are you doing? We have to go. - We need to go back.
To save Barbieland, Barbie needs your help.
- What? But you hate Barbie. - But you do not!
- You always believed her. - Yeah, and I was wrong.
Barbie gave up everything, the Kens won.
You have to try. And even if it doesn't solve it, it can be improved.
I can't improve anything. I was the one who ruined Barbieland with
- my stupid drawings. - They're not idiots, they're beautiful.
Do you like my drawings?
They are strange, dark and crazy. Everything you pretend you're not.
I am yes. Strange, dark and crazy.
Calm down, calm down.
It is fine.
Do you want anything else?
- We have to get out of here now! - Shut up, Alan.
We'll be back. Let's get my doll!
I will never leave here.
- Where do we find Barbie? - She must be in only one place.
You are a writer. This is your nobel prize.
Do you remember winning this?
It's no use trying to deprogram her, I've tried everything I could.
Oh my God, I don't even know how I got here. I do not deserve this.
I want to thank Ken.
Thank you, Ken.
I love you Ken.
What shocks me is this, Barbie.
Why did the brainwashing fail you?
My exposure to the Real World must have immunized me.
Either you defile yourself or you are strange and ugly.
- There is no middle ground. - That's right, sis, throw it out.
That's it guys, better get ready, because in
48 hours Barbieland will turn into Kenland.
The Kens... found us.
Hey?
Human?
- All good. - And Alan!
Enter my strange house. Hi, I'm Strange Barbie.
I'm always doing splits, my hair is radical and I smell like a basement.
Oh God, I had a Weird Barbie!
Yeah, you did.
They get weird when you play hard with them.
Good.
It's Sugar Daddy Ken and Magic Ring Ken.
Mattel discontinued them.
Sugar Daddy?
No, no, I'm not a Sugar Daddy.
This is Sugar and I'm her Daddy.
And I have a ring. The magic ring.
These Kens already existed. More discontinued Barbies.
Skipper aging?
- I can? - All good.
Look.
Her breasts grow.
Why did they do this?
And the Barbie girl in the video!
There's a TV on my back. Do you know who has this dream? Nobody.
Nobody dreams about it.
And this is Barbie herself, of course.
She didn't die, she's just having an existential crisis.
All right, come here.
Hey.
What it was?
I'm not pretty anymore.
What? But, you are beautiful.
Not how Stereotypical Barbie should be.
Notice to filmmakers:
Margot Robbie is the wrong person to convince the audience of that.
You are beautiful.
It's not just that.
I'm not smart enough to be interesting.
You are smart!
But I don't know anything about
neurosurgery and I've never flown a plane.
I'm not the president.
I'm not one of the supreme court either.
I'm not good enough at anything.
It's literally impossible to be a woman.
You're so beautiful, so smart, and it kills me that
you don't think you're good enough at anything.
Look, we always have to be extraordinary.
But somehow, it seems like we're always doing it wrong.
It has to be thin, but not too thin.
And you can never say you want to be thin,
you have to say you want to be healthy.
But it has to be thin.
You have to have money, but you can't
ask for money. Because that's gross.
You have to be a boss, but you can't get angry.
He has to lead, but he cannot criticize the ideas of others.
You have to love being a mom, but you can't talk about them all the time.
You have to have a career, but you have to take care of others all the time.
You are responsible for men's
bad behavior, which is absurd.
But if you say that, you are accused of demanding too much.
You have to be beautiful for men, but never so much that you provoke them
and threaten other women. Because you have to be part of the sorority.
But, also, always stand out and always be submissive.
But never forget that the system is flawed, so you
have to acknowledge that but always be grateful.
You can never grow old, never be rude, never show off, never
be selfish, never make mistakes, never fail, never show fear,
never go over the limit.
It's too difficult, it's too contradictory. And
nobody gives you awards for it or thanks you.
And actually it's not just you who does
everything wrong, everything is always your fault.
I am so tired,
to see myself, and to see all the women,
doing everything to make people like us.
And if all this also happens to a doll,
that only represents a woman,
So I don't even know anymore.
One minute.
I wrote a book.
It feels like I've been dreaming of being
very interested in the uncut version
of Zack Snyder from Justice League.
But what you said brought me out of my trance.
Serious?
Yes.
You came back, she came back.
Giving voice to the cognitive dissonance
required to be a woman in patriarchy
- takes away his power. - That's right.
Wow, did I say that.
That's it, heroine white Barbie.
No, it was your mother. Her mother who saved her.
We have to stop the Kens. And you need to say
that to all the other Barbies. That's the key.
Right.
But how are we going to separate the Barbies from the Kens?
We have experience with this world.
- Do you have the map of Barbieland? - What do you think?
- Wow. - All right, I did it.
Here's the thing, it's not just how they see us, but how they see themselves.
Kenland has the seeds of its own destruction.
First we have to separate each Barbie from her Ken.
And we can sneak in a Barbie who will
pretend to be in theirs, that could be you.
Beauty.
You distract him by playing helpless and confused.
Kens can't resist a damsel in distress.
Make them believe you are obedient. And that they have the power.
And when you let your guard down, you take back power.
Talking about the influence that post 356 has had throughout the automotive world...
it's never too much.
Photoshop is so hard, I don't
understand how to use the select tool.
Honey, you only use the
select tool if the layer is selected.
I will show you.
My little head gets full of these technical
terms, like, color brushes, magnetic loops and...
What is happening?
Turn around, Allan.
Get in the car. Just come in.
No no...
What will happen to Ken?
Just listen, you have to be the mother
them, but not remind them of their mother.
All the power you have has to be disguised as a giggle.
What happened?
One minute I was president, the
next I was cutting a steak for Ken?
Welcome back, Madam President.
Then we recruited the Barbies that were healed to our cause.
Could be the new baits.
You can say you've never seen The Godfather.
And that you would love for him to explain it to you.
Oh, are you watching The Godfather?
The Godfather.
I never saw.
Damn, have you ever watched this movie?
This film is made by Coppola who is a
genius who creates with Robert Evans,
the architecture of the studio system in the 1970s.
Great, can you explain everything to me from the beginning?
You have to find a way to reject men's
flirtations without hurting their egos.
Because if you say "yes" you're a
slut, but if you say "no" you're a prude.
- I don't want to touch feet. - No, you don't.
One more, be confused about money.
I put all my money in savings.
It's wrong. Need treasury strips, company shares, CD's...
But no one else has CD'S.
Then, honey, you get so cute and confused.
But no, it's not a music CD, it's a Certificate of Deposit. Did you understand?
What outfit is this? I would never choose to use this.
Because you are physical.
- Want to wear pants? - Yes.
Welcome back, Barbie.
God, I'm so weird, and I don't feel pretty.
Will someone ever love me?
Or distract them with an old trick:
Wearing glasses to find out you're pretty.
- Can I? - Yes, go ahead.
Ready.
Now I can see that pretty face of yours.
And also, pretending to be bad at every sport there is.
Here, let me teach you.
I'll teach you.
Here, we will teach you.
Let's do this until all the Barbies are
deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbieland.
- That! - Yes.
Listen.
Hey, tomorrow the Kens are voting to change
the constitution, we gotta get there first.
It is the final stage of the plan.
Pit the Kens against each other.
Now that they think they've mastered you, you make them
question whether they have enough power over others.
What if it doesn't work?
What if he doesn't like me anymore?
- He likes - He was very upset.
Because he likes you and knows deep
down that you don't like him the same way.
It doesn't mean I want to hurt him.
He's taken your house from you, brainwashed
your friends, and wants to run the government.
I'ts right.
- Girl... - Yeah...
Wow, looks like I'm already a woman.
Welcome.
Is being a woman like this?
- It's time. - I'm ready!
Thanks.
Here I go.
Hey.
Oh hi, I was reading.
Our.
- I've been thinking... Kenland. - Kingdom of Ken.
That's right.
Land of Ken's kingdom.
- Land of... - Land of free men.
- This place... - Kenland.
It's amazing.
And the Kens are so much better in charge than the Barbies.
We just took the patriarchy and made the patriarchy.
- Yes. I was thinking. - Yes?
I'm ready to be your date
long-term, no-strings-attached casual.
If you still want.
- Wait here real quick? - All good.
Cool.
I don't know, I'll still have to think about it.
Please?
He is well. You may come in.
I'll play the guitar for you.
Cool.
4 HOURS LATER
And this is the final stage of the plan,
give them what they dreamed of. And at the height of their
happiness, when they think you really care about the music,
you pull the rug.
- Message to whom? - What?
Who are you texting?
Nobody.
Let me see.
Ken!
Sorry, one second.
You are playing such beautiful music.
Did you compose?
Yes. Wanna sit and listen to me
sing while I stare at you uncomfortably
until it ends?
I would love.
Sorry.
I will be back in a moment.
Play with their ego and their jealousy and turn against each other.
While they're fighting, we'll take back Barbieland.
The no-strings-attached long-term casual hookup title,
Does not mean anything?
What do we do?
We're going to make every one of them go away.
No.
There will be war!
- Against the Barbies? - Against the Kens.
- But we are the Kens. - The others.
So we should call them something else. Just so you don't get confused.
No, we know who they are.
But in the confrontation, if someone says: "Ken at 4 o'clock"
How do I know if it's one of ours or one of theirs?
Because, my brothers, we will attack at 10 o'clock.
And enjoy the morning waves.
Okay, but not so early, we want to sleep late!
Cool.
But how are we going to fight we have no weapons?
Tennis rackets and beach balls.
And slap fights.
And stared.
- That. - Yes.
See you all at Malibu Beach later.
And now they will destroy each other.
Do you know what I think? I think
we should restore our constitution.
- Great idea! - Yes.
This is a hornet's nest.
And pretty slow.
- Was I shot? - This is impossible.
- Is there a real weapon here? - No!
Ken! Ken!
- Hey? - Wouldn't we vote today?
What?
The vote to change the constitution!
- It was today, wasn't it? - Yes.
All right, ladies, let's do this.
All who are in favor of Barbieland
to be Barbieland again, I say!
- I! - I!
I'm so happy!
Is it my impression or these
breja-karate-house-house are better?
They are dream houses, you motherfuckers!
And yes, we have reassessed the constitution
of Barbieland for what it should be,
and we restore the Barbies' brains and autonomy.
And we disinfect the houses with great desire.
What will we do?
Kens.
- Who are we going to attack, sir? - No.
No.
Do not look at me!
He is crying?
He gives me a minute.
Ken.
- Are you well? - I am.
- I am doing great. - It's okay to cry.
I cried too and it was a very good thing.
I am a deconstructed man, I know that crying is not weakness.
All good.
Can you sit down for a minute?
It was just that it was difficult to order everything.
I didn't like it very much.
I understand you.
And the mini fridges are so small. It only
holds 6 beers, and the freezers are useless.
And to be honest, when I found
out that the patriarchy had no horses,
I lost all my interest.
All good.
I always thought this would be our home.
Ken.
I guess I owe you an apology.
I'm sorry I didn't appreciate you.
Not every night had to be a girls' night out.
Thanks for saying so!
Thanks.
Oh, I didn't mean to suggest that...
It's just that I don't know who I am without you!
You are Ken.
But it's Barbie and Ken.
There is not just Ken. I was created for this.
I only exist when you look at me.
Without you, I'm just another blonde who doesn't do stunts.
No!
Maybe it's time to find out who Ken is.
Okay, I think I finally understand.
No, no, no.
That's not the answer.
I feel like an idiot.
- Yes you are. - Yes.
My look is stupid!
- No, that is not it. - You're too much, you're too much.
Cool, Ken.
You have to find out who you are without me.
- Why? - You are not his girlfriend,
you are not your house and not your coat.
- What about the beach? - No, you are not beach.
Maybe everything you believed defined you doesn't define you.
Maybe you think it's Barbie, but it's Ken.
Is Ken me?
Yes.
Ken is me.
And I'm Barbie!
Ken is me!
- I'm Ken. - I'm Ken.
I don't even care if I'm Ken anymore, I just miss my girlfriend Barbie.
- Cool. - Barbie.
I am here.
KEN BREJA-FALSE-FERRET-FUR
I want you to have it!
Cool.
We only fought because we didn't know who we were.
Ken is me!
Ken is right, it's so hard to be a leader.
My boss.
Midge, wow, I thought it was discontinued.
Do you know how many times I wanted to get up from a meeting and say:
"Let's tickle each other"?
- It is serious? - Let's make a holiday
in the company just to tickle?
Someone do it to me. Someone do it to me.
No, enough! Don't hug me, stop!
But now, thanks to Barbies, I
can finally let go of that burden.
And keep my actual role as president.
And restore everything in Barbieland, make it exactly like it was.
Mister Mattel, can I...?
Please call me mother.
No, thank you.
I think things shouldn't be the way they were before.
No Barbie or Ken should live in the shadows.
Not Allan.
- Look. - I?
- Yes. - Hey.
I just want to say that I'm sorry we called you Weird Barbie
- behind your back and in your face. - Not alright.
I'm proud of it.
Want to join my government?
Can I keep cleaning?
No problem.
Okay, thank you.
Welcome.
Madam President?
Can you please give the Kens a spot on the supreme court?
Oh, not that. But perhaps a position as a judge, in a smaller court.
We accept. As long as we can use the Toga.
Yes, Kens have to start somewhere.
And one day the Kens will have as much power and
influence in Barbieland as women do in the Real World.
- Mother? - I don't want.
I can't.
Grow up and go soon!
I have an idea!
Tell me your dream, child.
Well, what do you think of an ordinary Barbie?
She's not extraordinary, she's not president of anything, or maybe
she is, she maybe she's a mother, or she's not, and that's okay.
It's okay for someone to want to be just a mother,
or just a president, or a mother who is president.
Or someone who is neither a mother nor a president.
Who just has a nice outfit and wants to spend the day looking good on herself.
- That's a bad idea. - Yeah, that's going to be a lot of money.
Well, Ordinary Barbie? I loved.
Wonderful.
- All right, great. - Excellent.
- Cool. - AND.
It's all right, isn't it?
All right, let's get to work closing
the portal between our worlds.
Wait a minute, but what about Barbie?
- Like this? - AND...
What is her ending? What does she get?
Well, easy, she loves Ken.
This is not the end of it.
I don't love Ken!
What do you want?
I don't know. I...
I don't know what my place in the world is anymore.
I guess I don't have an ending.
That was always the point.
I created you to have no ending.
And you.
- It's you, you're Ruth from Mattel - Baby, I'm Mattel.
Until the physique catches up with me, but that's another movie.
- So you're... - Ruth Handler.
The inventor of Barbie.
What?
This is so cool.
Her ghost has an office on the 17th floor.
What?
What it was? Did you think the woman
who invented Barbie looked like Barbie?
I am 1.5 meters.
I'm a grandma with a double mastectomy and tax evasion issues.
Nobody looks like Barbie. Except Barbie herself, thank you.
But I don't feel like Barbie anymore.
Come. Take a walk with me.
Thanks.
I AM KEN BASTA
Thank you, Barbie.
Thanks.
I'm not quite sure what I have to do now.
I've always been the stereotypical Barbie.
And I don't think I'm good at anything else.
You saved Barbieland from the patriarchy!
It was a great team effort.
You helped the mother and daughter connect!
They connected themselves.
Maybe it's Too Modest Barbie.
Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore.
Do you understand that humans only have one ending?
Ideas live forever.
Humans not so much.
You know that, right?
I know.
Being a human can be very uncomfortable!
I know.
Humans invent things, like patriarchy and Barbie.
Just to deal with such discomfort.
I understand.
And then they die.
Yes.
I want to be part of the
people who create meaning.
Not the product of it.
I want to create and imagine, not creation or imagination.
That makes sense?
I always knew that Barbie would surprise
me, but I never imagined it like this.
Do you give me permission to become human?
It doesn't need my permission.
But you are the creator.
Don't you control me?
I don't control you, just like I don't control my own daughter.
I gave you her name.
Barbarian. And I've always rooted for you, as I've rooted for her.
We mothers stop in time so that daughters
can look back and see how far they have come.
So being human is not something I need to ask for, nor want,
can i just find out who i am?
I can't let you do that in good conscience
without me knowing what it means.
Hold my hands.
Now close your eyes.
Now feel it.
Yes.
So Barbie left the pastels and
plastics of Barbieland behind.
For the pastels and plastics of Los Angeles.
All good. Thanks for the housing.
- You can. - I'm really proud of you!
I am very glowing of you.
Proud!
Proud, proud, of you.
Now yes.
Got close.
You are the best.
Thanks. Thanks.
Alright, let's go.
You'll make it!
- That's a political statement. - That's appropriation, Dad.
We'll be here when it's over.
- Good luck, girl. - Goodbye.
All good.
- Goodbye. - We love you.
Hey.
Name?
Oh, it's me Handler Barbara.
And what brings you here today, Barbara?
I'm here to see my gynecologist.
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