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[narrator]
<i>Since the beginning of time,</i>

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<i>since the first little girl
ever existed,</i>

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<i>there have been dolls.</i>

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<i>But the dolls were always
and forever baby dolls.</i>

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<i>The girls who played with them</i>

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<i>could only ever play
at being mothers.</i>

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<i>Which can be fun,
at least for a while, anyway.</i>

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<i>Ask your mother.</i>

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<i>This continued until...</i>

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["Thus Spoke Zarathustra" plays]

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[warning buzz]

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[ting]

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[narrator]<i> Yes,</i>
<i>Barbie changed everything.</i>

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<i>Then, she changed it all again.</i>

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<i>All of these women are Barbie,</i>

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<i>and Barbie is
all of these women.</i>

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<i>She might have started out as
just a lady in a bathing suit,</i>

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<i>but she became so much more.</i>

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<i>She has her own money,
her own house,</i>

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<i>her own car, her own career.</i>

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<i>Because Barbie can be anything,
women can be anything.</i>

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<i>And this has been reflected back</i>

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<i>onto the little girls of today
in the Real World.</i>

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<i>Girls can grow into women,</i>

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<i>who can achieve everything</i>

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<i>and anything
they set their mind to.</i>

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<i>Thanks to Barbie,</i>

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<i>all problems of feminism and
equal rights have been solved.</i>

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<i>At least
that's what the Barbies think.</i>

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<i>After all,
they're living in Barbie Land.</i>

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<i>Who am I to burst their bubble?</i>

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<i>And here is one
of those Barbies now,</i>

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<i>living her best day every day.</i>

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["Pink" playing]

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<i>♪ When I wake up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In my own pink world ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I get up out of bed
and wave to my homegirls ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, Barbie, hey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's so cool ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All dolled up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just playing chess
by the pool ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, we got
important things to do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's her and her
and me and you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And pink goes
with everything ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm read' to go
You know, you know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's pink
Good enough to drink ♪</i>

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♪ <i> We like other colors but ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pink just looks
so good on us ♪</i>

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[sighing]

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<i>♪ What you wearing?
Dress or suit? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Either way, that power
looks so good on you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, Barbie
I like your style ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If that was really a mirror
you'd see a perfect smile ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Round and round and round
and round and ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's my Barbie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's my Barbie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's my Barbie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's my Barbie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, we got
important things to do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's her and her
and me and you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And pink goes
with everything ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm read' to go
You know, you know ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ It's pink ♪
- ♪ Pretty pink ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Good enough to drink ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We like other colors but ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pink just looks
so good on us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ P, pretty ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I, intelligent ♪</i>

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<i>♪ N, never sad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ K, cool ♪</i>

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[narrator]<i> When you're playing</i>
<i>with Barbies...</i>

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Hi, Barbie.

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[narrator]<i> ...nobody bothers
to walk them down the stairs</i>

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<i>and out the door, et cetera.</i>

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<i>You just pick them up</i>

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<i>and put them
where you want them to go.</i>

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[Lizzo]<i> ♪ You'd better fly</i>
<i>Girl, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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[narrator]
<i>You use your imagination.</i>

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[Lizzo]
<i>♪ Hey, I was still singin' ♪</i>

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- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Skipper.

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- Hi, Barbie.
- And Midge.

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[narrator] <i>Midge was
Barbie's pregnant friend.</i>

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- [Lizzo]<i> ♪ Hey, Midge ♪ -
Let's not show Midge, - actually.</i>

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<i>She was discontinued by Mattel</i>

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<i>because a pregnant doll
is just too weird.</i>

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<i>Anyway, Barbie has another
big day ahead of her.</i>

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<i>- ♪ Pink ♪</i>
- Hi, Barbie!

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<i>♪ Goes with everything ♪</i>

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- [Barbies] Hi, Barbie.
- Morning, Barbie. Hi.

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- Good morning.
- Good morning.

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- Another great day.
- Good morning, Barbie.

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Hi.

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- Hey, ladies. Hi.
- Good morning!

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[jackhammer clattering]

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Everybody, turn to the Barbie next to
you. Tell her how much you love her.

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Compliment her.

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Reporter Barbie, you can ask me
any question you want.

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Well, how come
you're so amazing?

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No comment. [Laughs]

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<i>♪ Black Barbie, President
Black Barbie, President ♪</i>

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No, seriously, no comment.

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[all laughing]

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Ah, I love you guys.

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The Nobel Prize for Journalism
goes to... Barbie.

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[all applauding]

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I work very hard,
so I deserve it.

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And the Nobel Prize
for Literature

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- goes to... Barbie.
- [all applauding]

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- You're the voice of a generation.
- I know.

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In our assessment,
money is not speech,

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and corporations have no free
speech rights to begin with.

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So any claim on their part
to be exercising a right

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is just their attempt to turn
our democracy into a plutocracy.

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[all applauding]

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This makes me emotional,
and I'm expressing it.

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I have no difficulty
holding both logic

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and feeling at the same time.

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And it does not
diminish my powers.

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It expands them.

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[all cheering, applauding]

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<i>♪ Oh, pink ♪</i>

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Hi, Barbie.

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<i>What can't Barbie do?</i>

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Hi, Barbie.

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Yay, space!

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[high-five echoes]

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Gosh.

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<i>♪ See you later ♪</i>

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[narrator]<i> Barbie has</i>
<i>a great day every day,</i>

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<i>but Ken only has a great day
if Barbie looks at him.</i>

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[lively chatter]

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Hi, Barbie!

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Hi, Ken.

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- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie!

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Hi, Barbie.

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[groans]

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- Hi, Ken.
- Hi, Ken.

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- Hi, Ken.
- Hi, Ken.

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- Hi, Ken.
- I got us both ice creams.

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- Cool.
- Hi, Barbie.

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- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Barbie.

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- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Barbie.

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Hi, Barbie.

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- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Ken.

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- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Ken.

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- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Barbie.

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Hi, Barbies.

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- Bye, Barbies.
- Bye, Barbie.

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Hi, Barbie.

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Oh, hi, Allan.

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[narrator]<i> There are no
multiples of Allan. He's just Allan.</i>

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Yeah, I'm, I...
confused about that.

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Hey, Barbie. Check me out.

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[sighs]

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Ken!

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- Ooh!
- [screaming] No!

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Oh!

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- [gasps]
- Whoa!

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[Ken] Oh, no!

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[all gasp, shriek]

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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, no!

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[Ken] That's gotta hurt.

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- Ken.
- Oh, hey, Barbie.

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- Hi.
- How much of that did you see?

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We saw the whole thing.

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Let's get you up on your feet,
Ken. There you go.

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- You guys are so strong.
- Use your legs. There he is.

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- You okay?
- Yep. Totally.

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[laughs] Looks like this beach was
a little too much beach for you, Ken.

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If I wasn't severely injured,

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I would beach you off
right now, Ken.

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I'll beach off with you
any day, Ken.

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Hold my ice cream, Ken.

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All right, Ken, you're on.

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Let's beach off.

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Anyone who wants
to beach him off

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has to beach me off first.

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I will beach both of you off
at the same time.

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But you don't even know
how to beach yourself off.

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How you gonna beach
both of us off?

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- [Barbie] Uh, Kens?
- It doesn't make sense.

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- Why are you getting emotional?
- So you can beach yourself off!

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Come on, Kens. Nobody's gonna
beach anyone off.

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Okay?

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Let's go.

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[exhales]

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- Okay, okay.
- Okay.

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- You did so well.
- You still hurt?

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We'll get you fixed up.

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- Go!
- Go!

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- Barbie, hold my hand!
- You're okay.

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Stay with me, Barbie!

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[shutter flashes]

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Great.

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Not even broken. You'll be fine.

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Shredding waves is much more
dangerous than people realize.

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You're very brave, Ken.

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- Thank you, Barbie.
- Yeah.

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- You know surfer is not even my job.
- I know.

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And it is not lifeguard, which
is a common misconception.

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- Very common.
- Because actually my job...

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- ...it's just beach.
- Right.

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And what a good job
you do at beach.

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You should heal up in no time.

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Actually, in the time
that it took for me

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to say that sentence,
you healed.

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- Fantastic.
- Nice.

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- Hey, Barbie.
- Yeah?

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Can I come to your house
tonight?

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- Sure. I don't have anything big planned.
- [grunts softly] Yes.

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Just a giant blowout party
with all the Barbies

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and planned choreography
and a bespoke song.

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You should stop by.

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- So cool. [Chuckles]
- Yeah.

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- Okay. Bye.
- Okay. Bye. Goodbye.

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["Dance The Night" playing]

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<i>♪ Baby, you can
find me under the lights ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Diamonds under my eyes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Turn the rhythm up
Don't you wanna just ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come along for the ride? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, my outfit so tight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can see
my heartbeat tonight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I can take the heat
Baby, best believe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's the moment I shine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause every romance
shakes and it bends ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't give a damn ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When the night's here
I don't do tears ♪</i>

234
00:11:38,123 --> 00:11:40,420
<i>♪ Baby, no chance ♪</i>

235
00:11:40,455 --> 00:11:45,260
<i>♪ I could dance, I could dance
I could dance ♪</i>

236
00:11:45,295 --> 00:11:49,935
♪ <i> Watch me dance</i>
<i>Dance the night away ♪</i>

237
00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:51,563
<i>♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪</i>

238
00:11:51,597 --> 00:11:53,597
<i>♪ But you won't see it
on my face ♪</i>

239
00:11:53,632 --> 00:11:56,667
<i>♪ Watch me dance ♪</i>

240
00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:58,911
<i>- ♪ Dance the night away ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪</i>

241
00:11:58,946 --> 00:12:00,572
<i>♪ I'll still keep
the party runnin' ♪</i>

242
00:12:00,607 --> 00:12:02,342
<i>♪ Not one hair out of place ♪</i>

243
00:12:02,377 --> 00:12:04,246
[echoing] <i>♪ Place, place ♪</i>

244
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,414
<i>♪ Lately, I've been movin'
close to the edge ♪</i>

245
00:12:07,449 --> 00:12:09,647
<i>♪ Still be lookin' my best ♪</i>

246
00:12:09,682 --> 00:12:11,957
<i>♪ I stay on the beat,
you can count on me ♪</i>

247
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,959
<i>♪ I ain't missin' no steps ♪</i>

248
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:16,258
<i>♪ 'Cause every romance
shakes and it bends ♪</i>

249
00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:18,458
<i>♪ Don't give a damn ♪</i>

250
00:12:18,493 --> 00:12:19,525
<i>♪ When the night's here... ♪</i>

251
00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:22,835
- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Ken.

252
00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:27,532
<i>♪ I could dance, I could dance
I could dance ♪</i>

253
00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:28,941
<i>♪ Watch me ♪</i>

254
00:12:28,976 --> 00:12:30,370
- Looking good, Barbie.
- Thanks, Ken.

255
00:12:30,405 --> 00:12:32,505
<i>♪ Dance the night away ♪</i>

256
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,144
<i>♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪</i>

257
00:12:34,179 --> 00:12:36,476
<i>♪ But you won't see it
on my face ♪</i>

258
00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:39,214
<i>♪ Watch me dance ♪</i>

259
00:12:39,249 --> 00:12:41,349
<i>♪ Dance the night away ♪</i>

260
00:12:41,383 --> 00:12:43,318
<i>♪ I'll still keep
the party runnin' ♪</i>

261
00:12:43,352 --> 00:12:44,780
<i>♪ Not one hair out of place ♪</i>

262
00:12:44,816 --> 00:12:47,057
- Oh, hi, Ken.
- [chuckles] Hi!

263
00:12:47,093 --> 00:12:48,553
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Hi, Barbie.

264
00:12:48,588 --> 00:12:50,094
- Hi, Barbie.
- Barbies!

265
00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:52,227
What's up, Ken?

266
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,232
<i>♪ I don't play safe ♪</i>

267
00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:58,970
<i>- ♪ Don't you know about me? ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪</i>

268
00:12:59,005 --> 00:13:03,437
<i>♪ I could dance, I could dance
I could dance ♪</i>

269
00:13:05,539 --> 00:13:07,639
Hey, Barbie. Check me out.

270
00:13:07,674 --> 00:13:09,674
<i>♪ I'll still keep
the party runnin' ♪</i>

271
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,147
<i>♪ Not one hair out of place ♪</i>

272
00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:12,512
Bet you can't do a flip
like that, Ken!

273
00:13:14,383 --> 00:13:15,515
[angrily] What?

274
00:13:15,549 --> 00:13:17,186
This is a real rager, Barbie.

275
00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:20,156
Thanks, Barbie. Gosh,
this night is just perfect.

276
00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:21,719
It's perfectly perfect.

277
00:13:21,753 --> 00:13:23,930
And you look so beautiful,
Barbie.

278
00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:25,932
Thanks, Barbie.
I feel so beautiful.

279
00:13:25,966 --> 00:13:27,901
- So do I.
- This is the best day ever.

280
00:13:27,935 --> 00:13:29,363
It is the best day ever.

281
00:13:29,399 --> 00:13:31,233
And so is yesterday,
and so is tomorrow,

282
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,499
and so is the day after
tomorrow and even Wednesdays

283
00:13:33,534 --> 00:13:34,907
and every day
from now until forever.

284
00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:37,273
- Yeah, Barbie!
- [all cheering]

285
00:13:37,308 --> 00:13:38,912
You guys ever think about dying?

286
00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:40,308
- [needle scratches record]
- [music, chatter halt]

287
00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:51,121
I don't know
why I just said that.

288
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,522
I'm just dying to dance.

289
00:13:55,557 --> 00:13:58,227
- [music resumes]
- [cheering]

290
00:14:04,763 --> 00:14:07,071
<i>♪ I don't play safe ♪</i>

291
00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:09,601
<i>- ♪ Don't you know about me? ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪</i>

292
00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:13,539
<i>♪ I could dance, I could dance
I could dance ♪</i>

293
00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:15,080
<i>♪ Dance the night ♪</i>

294
00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:18,985
["Silver Platter" playing]

295
00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:21,614
<i>♪ Give you the world
on a silver platter ♪</i>

296
00:14:21,648 --> 00:14:23,748
<i>♪ But it ain't gon' matter ♪</i>

297
00:14:25,685 --> 00:14:28,324
<i>♪ Give you the world
on a silver platter ♪</i>

298
00:14:28,359 --> 00:14:31,062
<i>♪ But it ain't gon' matter ♪</i>

299
00:14:31,097 --> 00:14:33,967
[crickets chirping]

300
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:35,759
Wow. [Chuckles]

301
00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:37,828
You can go now.

302
00:14:37,863 --> 00:14:39,434
I thought
I might stay over tonight.

303
00:14:39,469 --> 00:14:40,830
Why?

304
00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:42,139
Because
we're girlfriend/boyfriend.

305
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,800
To do what?

306
00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:47,277
I'm actually not sure.

307
00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:49,982
- Oh, but I don't want you here.
- Mmm-hmm.

308
00:14:50,017 --> 00:14:51,280
Is it Ken?

309
00:14:51,315 --> 00:14:52,908
Ken's just a really good friend.

310
00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:54,910
And this is my Dreamhouse.
It's Barbie's Dreamhouse.

311
00:14:54,945 --> 00:14:56,616
It's not Ken's Dreamhouse.
Right?

312
00:14:56,651 --> 00:14:58,782
[laughs] Right as always.

313
00:14:58,817 --> 00:15:00,620
Okay. And it's girls' night.

314
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,753
Come on, Barbie! Slumber party!

315
00:15:02,788 --> 00:15:04,162
Hurry up. The President's here.

316
00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:06,295
I am. You're welcome.

317
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:09,496
- Every night is girls' night.
- Mmm-hmm. Every night. Forever.

318
00:15:09,531 --> 00:15:11,004
["Girls Just Want To Have Fun"
playing on speakers]

319
00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:13,699
- Every night.
- Forever and ever.

320
00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:15,139
- Good night.
- Good night.

321
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:21,113
[Barbies scream and laugh]

322
00:15:21,148 --> 00:15:22,839
[whispers] I love you, too.

323
00:15:22,874 --> 00:15:24,347
-[Barbies] Girls' night! Girls' night!
-[chuckles]

324
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,776
Girls' night! Girls' night!

325
00:15:25,811 --> 00:15:27,811
I can't. I gotta go.

326
00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:30,815
[Barbies chanting] Girls'
night! Girls' night! Girls' night!

327
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:35,984
Girls' night! Girls' night!
Girls' night!

328
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:39,065
Good night, Barbies! I'm definitely
not thinking about death anymore.

329
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:51,671
[birds chirping]

330
00:15:52,574 --> 00:15:54,608
[birds chirping]

331
00:15:58,878 --> 00:16:00,580
[birds chirping]

332
00:16:00,615 --> 00:16:02,252
[music blares]

333
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:06,553
<i>♪ When I wake up
in my own pink world ♪</i>

334
00:16:06,588 --> 00:16:08,489
Hi, Barbie.

335
00:16:08,524 --> 00:16:10,591
<i>♪ I get up out of bed
and wave to my homegirls ♪</i>

336
00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:13,098
- ♪<i> Hey, Barbie ♪</i>
- ♪<i> Hey ♪</i>

337
00:16:13,134 --> 00:16:15,265
<i>- ♪ Why so stressed? ♪</i>
- Hi, Barbie.

338
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,234
<i>♪ Could it be
those irrepressible... ♪</i>

339
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,370
- Hi, Barbie.
<i>- ♪ ...thoughts of death ♪</i>

340
00:16:20,405 --> 00:16:23,571
<i>♪ Come on, we got
important things to... Ooh! ♪</i>

341
00:16:23,606 --> 00:16:27,673
♪ <i> It's her, and her</i>
<i>and me and you ♪</i>

342
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,743
<i>♪ And pink goes
with everything ♪</i>

343
00:16:30,778 --> 00:16:32,118
<i>♪ Oh, that's cold ♪</i>

344
00:16:32,152 --> 00:16:34,010
♪ <i> Beautiful from head to toe ♪</i>

345
00:16:34,045 --> 00:16:36,045
<i>♪ I'm read' to go
You know, you know ♪</i>

346
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,420
<i>♪ It's pink
It's gonna be all right ♪</i>

347
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,389
<i>♪ Good enough to drink ♪</i>

348
00:16:40,424 --> 00:16:42,524
<i>♪ We like other colors but ♪</i>

349
00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:44,591
<i>♪ Pink just looks
so good on us ♪</i>

350
00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:46,792
<i>♪ P, panic ♪</i>

351
00:16:46,826 --> 00:16:48,859
<i>- ♪ I, I'm scared ♪</i>
- [spitting]

352
00:16:48,894 --> 00:16:51,026
<i>♪ N, nauseous ♪</i>

353
00:16:51,061 --> 00:16:53,402
<i>♪ K, death ♪</i>

354
00:16:53,437 --> 00:16:55,404
<i>♪ That's my Barbie ♪</i>

355
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,704
<i>♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪</i>

356
00:16:57,739 --> 00:16:59,739
<i>♪ That's my Barbie
Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

357
00:16:59,774 --> 00:17:01,245
- Ahh!
- [thuds]

358
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,314
[Lizzo]<i> Oh. Ooh, girl, you okay?</i>

359
00:17:03,976 --> 00:17:05,150
Hi, Barbie.

360
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:09,319
I'm fine. A-okay.

361
00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:12,488
- You got it, Barbie.
- Let's go, Barbie!

362
00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:13,654
Great cheer, Kens.

363
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:15,051
High five!

364
00:17:15,086 --> 00:17:16,821
- Hey, Barbie.
- [Barbie grunts]

365
00:17:16,856 --> 00:17:19,297
-Come on, Barbie. Let's run towards the water.
-Okay.

366
00:17:21,268 --> 00:17:22,168
[gasps]

367
00:17:23,665 --> 00:17:24,565
Oh.

368
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,962
[grunting]

369
00:17:26,702 --> 00:17:28,140
[gasping]

370
00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:30,472
[gasps]

371
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,310
Oh! My feet!

372
00:17:32,873 --> 00:17:33,938
[sighs]

373
00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:36,313
[gasps] Oh, no.

374
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,414
[panting]

375
00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:39,283
Yes! So good!

376
00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:44,189
[grunting]

377
00:17:44,224 --> 00:17:45,257
Hey, Barbie.

378
00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:46,752
- Hi.
- Are you okay?

379
00:17:46,787 --> 00:17:48,116
- Hey, Barbie.
- Yeah, Barbie. I just fell.

380
00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:49,822
- Fell?
- I'm so embarrassed.

381
00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:51,494
- Barbie doesn't get embarrassed.
- I know.

382
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,627
Barbie, I don't even
have context for this,

383
00:17:53,662 --> 00:17:57,466
but my feet...
my heels are on the ground.

384
00:17:57,501 --> 00:17:59,304
I'm no longer on tiptoes.

385
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,799
That's okay. Let me see.

386
00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:04,000
[all gasp]

387
00:18:04,035 --> 00:18:07,378
[screams] Flat feet! [Retches]

388
00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:09,710
[all screaming]

389
00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:12,107
[retching]

390
00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:13,449
[sobbing] Oh, no!

391
00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,881
[retching]

392
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,223
Stop it, Ken.

393
00:18:17,258 --> 00:18:19,015
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

394
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,490
I know I'm Stereotypical Barbie

395
00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:22,151
and therefore
don't form conjectures

396
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,395
concerning the causality
of adjacent unfolding events,

397
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,661
but some things have been
happening that might be related.

398
00:18:26,696 --> 00:18:28,894
[sighs]

399
00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:30,730
Bad breath this morning,
a cold shower,

400
00:18:30,765 --> 00:18:32,238
burnt waffle,
and falling off my roof.

401
00:18:32,272 --> 00:18:33,634
[gasps] You're malfunctioning.

402
00:18:33,669 --> 00:18:35,802
What? No, I'm just, I'm...

403
00:18:35,837 --> 00:18:38,166
Am I?

404
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,740
I've never seen this kind of malfunction
before. It's usually just hair-related.

405
00:18:40,775 --> 00:18:43,645
You know, you're gonna have to
visit Weird Barbie.

406
00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:46,142
I have never
had to visit Weird Barbie.

407
00:18:46,177 --> 00:18:48,144
That's because
you've never malfunctioned.

408
00:18:48,179 --> 00:18:51,256
I heard that she used to be
the most beautiful Barbie of all,

409
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:54,557
but then someone played with
her too hard in the Real World.

410
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,723
- ["Spice Up Your Life" playing]
<i>- ♪ Colors of the world ♪</i>

411
00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:57,757
<i>- ♪ Spice up your life ♪
- ♪ Every boy and every girl ♪</i>

412
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,859
<i>♪ Spice up your life ♪</i>

413
00:18:59,894 --> 00:19:00,595
<i>- ♪ People of the world ♪
- ♪ Spice up your life ♪</i>

414
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:03,159
<i>♪ Ahh ♪</i>

415
00:19:03,193 --> 00:19:04,369
<i>- ♪ Slam me to the left ♪ - ♪
If you're having - a good time ♪</i>

416
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,535
<i>♪ Shake it to the right ♪</i>

417
00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:08,834
And now she's fated to an eternity
of making other Barbies perfect

418
00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:11,937
while falling more and more
into disrepair herself.

419
00:19:11,971 --> 00:19:13,444
That, and we all call her
Weird Barbie

420
00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:15,874
both behind her back
and also to her face.

421
00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:17,315
She's so weird.

422
00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:20,912
Why is she always in the splits?

423
00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:28,018
[thunder rumbling]

424
00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:32,089
[grunts] I would never wear heels
if my feet were shaped this way.

425
00:19:35,897 --> 00:19:36,929
Hello?

426
00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:37,930
<i>- Woof.</i>
- [gasps]

427
00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:38,865
Oh.

428
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,635
- [plops]
<i>- Bark.</i>

429
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:41,901
[plops]

430
00:19:41,935 --> 00:19:42,901
<i>Woof.</i>

431
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:45,410
<i>Bark.</i>

432
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:46,509
Hey.

433
00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:49,743
What's cookin', good-lookin'?

434
00:19:49,778 --> 00:19:51,481
- Hi.
- Welcome.

435
00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:53,010
Welcome to my Weirdhouse.

436
00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:54,452
[grunts]

437
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,391
- Hi, how are ya?
- Nice to meet you.

438
00:19:59,426 --> 00:20:01,723
Sorry about the dog crap.
What can I do ya for?

439
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:05,088
I just had to come see you
about my feet.

440
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:06,430
They're, um...

441
00:20:12,802 --> 00:20:14,801
- Flat.
- Yeah.

442
00:20:14,836 --> 00:20:16,639
Never seen that before.

443
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,234
- Really?
- Whoa.

444
00:20:18,269 --> 00:20:21,138
Okay. Well, can you,
you know, fix them?

445
00:20:21,173 --> 00:20:22,480
You're Stereotypical Barbie,
right?

446
00:20:22,515 --> 00:20:24,779
Mmm-hmm.

447
00:20:24,814 --> 00:20:29,014
[chuckles] That Ken of yours, he
is one nice-looking little protein pot.

448
00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:31,280
I guess.

449
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:33,986
I'd like to see what kind of nude blob
he's packing under those jeans. [Sighs]

450
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,824
- Anyway, what preceded this?
- Oh, nothing.

451
00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:40,662
A really fun game of volleyball.

452
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,533
- That's it?
- Thoughts of death.

453
00:20:43,568 --> 00:20:44,534
What is it?

454
00:20:46,373 --> 00:20:49,099
[stammers] Maybe
some thoughts of death?

455
00:20:49,135 --> 00:20:50,936
Thoughts of death!

456
00:20:50,971 --> 00:20:53,038
- Is that a problem?
- Oh.

457
00:20:53,073 --> 00:20:54,841
- What?
- I've heard of this.

458
00:20:54,876 --> 00:20:57,746
Of course, I didn't think
it was possible, but it's real.

459
00:20:59,651 --> 00:21:02,046
Oh, you've done it.
You've opened a portal.

460
00:21:02,081 --> 00:21:04,115
I didn't open a portal.

461
00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:07,789
[chuckles] Someone did. And
now, there is a rip in the continuum

462
00:21:07,824 --> 00:21:10,693
that is the membrane between
Barbie Land and the Real World,

463
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,992
and if you wanna be
Stereotypical Barbie perfect again,

464
00:21:13,027 --> 00:21:14,961
then, baby girl,
you gotta go fix it.

465
00:21:14,996 --> 00:21:18,899
Or you're gonna keep going
funny. Look at your upper thigh.

466
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:20,999
- [gasps] What is that?
- That's cellulite.

467
00:21:21,035 --> 00:21:23,068
- That's gonna spread everywhere.
- What?

468
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:26,005
And then you're gonna start getting
sad and mushy and complicated.

469
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,412
- No!
- [hisses]

470
00:21:27,447 --> 00:21:28,710
What do I have to do?

471
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,581
You have to go

472
00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:32,340
- to the Real World.
- Okay.

473
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,420
And you have to find the girl
who's playing with you.

474
00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:35,751
Playing with me?

475
00:21:35,786 --> 00:21:37,488
We're all being played with,
babe.

476
00:21:37,523 --> 00:21:39,556
But usually there's some kind
of separation. Thanks.

477
00:21:39,592 --> 00:21:43,021
There's the girl and the doll.
And never the twain shall cross.

478
00:21:43,056 --> 00:21:44,925
- The twain is crossing?
- Yes.

479
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:47,092
And the girl who's playing
with you, she must be sad,

480
00:21:47,127 --> 00:21:49,061
and her thoughts and feelings
and humanness

481
00:21:49,096 --> 00:21:51,260
are interfering
with your dollness.

482
00:21:51,295 --> 00:21:53,065
Why would she be sad?

483
00:21:53,099 --> 00:21:55,870
We fixed everything so that
all women in the Real World

484
00:21:55,905 --> 00:21:57,332
can be happy and powerful.

485
00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:59,037
I don't know, but if you ask me,

486
00:21:59,072 --> 00:22:00,940
- you had something to do with this, too.
- Me?

487
00:22:00,975 --> 00:22:02,712
- Takes two to rip a portal.
- I can't have.

488
00:22:02,747 --> 00:22:04,076
I've only ever wanted

489
00:22:04,111 --> 00:22:06,012
for everything
to stay exactly as it is.

490
00:22:06,047 --> 00:22:07,684
Well, be that as it may,

491
00:22:07,719 --> 00:22:10,852
the two of you are becoming
inextricably intertwined.

492
00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:12,887
And you gotta help her
to help yourself.

493
00:22:15,957 --> 00:22:19,025
[girls' voices echoing faintly]

494
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:20,389
So, should... Whoo!

495
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,929
So, what'll it be then?

496
00:22:21,964 --> 00:22:23,435
You can go
back to your regular life

497
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,129
and forget any of this
ever happened,

498
00:22:25,165 --> 00:22:28,066
or you can know the truth
about the universe.

499
00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:32,401
The choice is now yours.

500
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,204
The first one. The high heel.

501
00:22:34,239 --> 00:22:37,208
No. We'll do a re-do.

502
00:22:37,243 --> 00:22:38,373
You're supposed to want to know.

503
00:22:38,408 --> 00:22:39,715
I don't.

504
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,245
Mmm. Babe, listen.

505
00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:43,082
You have to want to know, okay?
Do it again.

506
00:22:43,117 --> 00:22:45,414
I'm not Adventure Barbie.
I'm Stereotypical Barbie.

507
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:46,821
I'm like the Barbie you think of

508
00:22:46,856 --> 00:22:48,493
when someone says,
"Think of a Barbie."

509
00:22:49,155 --> 00:22:50,958
That's me.

510
00:22:50,993 --> 00:22:53,960
I'm bummed. You're a bummer.
That's a bummer.

511
00:22:53,995 --> 00:22:56,061
Okay, I'm ready to forget now.

512
00:22:56,097 --> 00:22:58,471
No! You're doing this one!

513
00:22:58,506 --> 00:23:01,331
I just gave you a choice so you
could feel some sense of control.

514
00:23:01,366 --> 00:23:03,333
- So there is no option one?
- No!

515
00:23:03,368 --> 00:23:06,578
You have to fix the rip
yourself.

516
00:23:06,613 --> 00:23:08,436
Don't blame me, blame Mattel.
They make the rules.

517
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,516
[whining] Oh, I don't want to.

518
00:23:10,551 --> 00:23:12,111
Fine, get cellulite.
I don't care.

519
00:23:12,146 --> 00:23:14,377
No! No, no, no. No. Okay. Yeah.

520
00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:16,049
[sighs]

521
00:23:17,524 --> 00:23:20,151
Send me through the portal.

522
00:23:20,187 --> 00:23:21,658
Okay.
There's actually no portal.

523
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,155
- Oh.
- It's a figure of speech.

524
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:25,828
It's actually a sports car
to a speedboat,

525
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,533
to a rocket ship,
to a tandem bike,

526
00:23:28,568 --> 00:23:31,195
to a camper van, fun,
to a snowmobile, brr,

527
00:23:31,231 --> 00:23:32,670
which will take you
most of the way

528
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,298
to the state of Los Angeles,

529
00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:36,299
where you will don neon
and Rollerblades,

530
00:23:36,334 --> 00:23:38,775
and enter
the country of California.

531
00:23:38,810 --> 00:23:41,041
Weird, I know. Best if you
don't think about it too much.

532
00:23:41,076 --> 00:23:43,714
And then when I get there,
how do I find this girl?

533
00:23:44,651 --> 00:23:46,618
You will know.

534
00:23:46,653 --> 00:23:48,950
Okay. And how do I get back?

535
00:23:48,984 --> 00:23:50,820
The same way you came,
but in reverse.

536
00:23:50,855 --> 00:23:53,691
Like I should move forward but
do the order backward or go...

537
00:23:53,726 --> 00:23:55,693
- Don't overthink it.
- Oh. Okay.

538
00:23:55,728 --> 00:23:59,994
For you see, if you do not
find her and fix things,

539
00:24:00,029 --> 00:24:01,897
what's ugly will become uglier,

540
00:24:01,932 --> 00:24:03,833
and what's weird
will become weirder.

541
00:24:03,868 --> 00:24:05,702
And then you'll look like me.

542
00:24:05,738 --> 00:24:06,934
Ahh! Oh.

543
00:24:08,037 --> 00:24:09,838
Sorry.

544
00:24:09,873 --> 00:24:12,072
I understand.
I set myself up for that.

545
00:24:12,106 --> 00:24:14,403
- Anyway, I believe in you.
- Thank you.

546
00:24:14,438 --> 00:24:17,242
Go. Be careful. I love you.

547
00:24:17,277 --> 00:24:19,375
- Bye.
- Bye.

548
00:24:19,411 --> 00:24:21,553
[crowd] Bon voyage to reality,

549
00:24:21,588 --> 00:24:24,381
and good luck
restoring the membrane

550
00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:27,185
that separates
our world from theirs

551
00:24:27,221 --> 00:24:29,320
so you don't get cellulite!

552
00:24:29,354 --> 00:24:31,487
[cheering]

553
00:24:31,522 --> 00:24:33,895
- I guess she's going without you.
- You're so lost, Ken.

554
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:36,426
- [laughs]
- She literally asked me.

555
00:24:36,461 --> 00:24:38,670
And I was like,
"I prefer to stay here."

556
00:24:38,705 --> 00:24:40,001
Why? Are you scared?

557
00:24:40,036 --> 00:24:42,035
- No.
- [laughs] I bet you're scared.

558
00:24:42,070 --> 00:24:44,841
And I bet she doesn't
even want you to go.

559
00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:46,502
Well, you bet
both those things incorrectly,

560
00:24:46,537 --> 00:24:48,338
and I bet
in the opposite direction.

561
00:24:48,374 --> 00:24:49,714
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

562
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:50,879
Which way is that?

563
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,916
You don't even know.

564
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,082
I just don't want to leave. I'm
trying to find reasons not to leave.

565
00:24:56,117 --> 00:24:57,282
Please stay.

566
00:24:57,317 --> 00:24:59,052
I'm gonna miss you guys so much.

567
00:24:59,087 --> 00:25:01,187
I just wish someone could come
with me, but you can't.

568
00:25:01,222 --> 00:25:02,452
I should do this alone.

569
00:25:02,487 --> 00:25:03,925
- What bird am I thinking of?
- Parrot.

570
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,487
Dolphin. I mean, no, a bird.

571
00:25:06,457 --> 00:25:07,391
Pelican.

572
00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:08,964
- Ohh.
- Man.

573
00:25:08,999 --> 00:25:11,031
We'll miss you, Barbie.

574
00:25:11,066 --> 00:25:12,296
[Stereotypical Barbie] I'll be
back in no time, with perfect feet,

575
00:25:12,331 --> 00:25:14,431
and we'll forget
that this ever happened.

576
00:25:14,466 --> 00:25:16,267
And you'll get to see all the good
work we've done to fix the world.

577
00:25:16,302 --> 00:25:18,072
You'll be such a hero to them.

578
00:25:18,107 --> 00:25:19,941
All those grateful,
powerful women

579
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,274
who owe their wonderful lives
to Barbie.

580
00:25:22,309 --> 00:25:24,407
I'll bet every woman
will say thank you

581
00:25:24,442 --> 00:25:26,112
and give you a really big hug.
[giggles]

582
00:25:26,148 --> 00:25:29,787
Yes, you're right. Here I go.

583
00:25:29,822 --> 00:25:31,282
- Bye.
- Yay!

584
00:25:31,317 --> 00:25:33,626
- Bye, Barbie.
- Bye.

585
00:25:33,661 --> 00:25:35,088
- [whooshes]
- ["Closer to Fine" playing]

586
00:25:35,123 --> 00:25:37,453
Bye, Barbie.
Good luck in reality.

587
00:25:37,488 --> 00:25:40,060
- Watch for cellulite!
- [car horn honks]

588
00:25:40,095 --> 00:25:44,328
- [singing along] <i>- ♪ I went to the
doctor - I went to the mountains ♪</i>

589
00:25:44,364 --> 00:25:49,168
<i>♪ I looked to the children
I drank from the fountains ♪</i>

590
00:25:49,203 --> 00:25:53,305
<i>♪ There's more than one answer
to these questions ♪</i>

591
00:25:53,339 --> 00:25:56,407
<i>♪ Pointing me
in a crooked line ♪</i>

592
00:25:56,442 --> 00:26:00,444
<i>♪ And the less I seek my source
for some definitive ♪</i>

593
00:26:00,478 --> 00:26:05,317
<i>♪ Closer I am to fine ♪</i>

594
00:26:05,352 --> 00:26:07,318
- ♪ Closer I am to fi... ♪
- ♪ Closer I am to fi... ♪

595
00:26:07,353 --> 00:26:09,694
- [both screaming]
- [tires screeching]

596
00:26:09,729 --> 00:26:13,192
[screaming continues]

597
00:26:13,227 --> 00:26:14,700
[music stops]

598
00:26:14,735 --> 00:26:16,669
[panting]
What are you doing here?

599
00:26:16,704 --> 00:26:17,834
I'm coming with you.

600
00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:20,133
- No. Please get out.
- I can't.

601
00:26:20,169 --> 00:26:21,806
I made a double bet with Ken,

602
00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:24,676
and you can't make me
look uncool in front of Ken.

603
00:26:24,711 --> 00:26:26,107
Ken's not cool!

604
00:26:26,142 --> 00:26:27,339
He is to me.

605
00:26:27,374 --> 00:26:29,011
You're just gonna slow me down.

606
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,144
Barbie, what if there's beach?

607
00:26:31,179 --> 00:26:33,213
You'll need someone
who's a professional in that.

608
00:26:35,514 --> 00:26:37,722
Did you bring your Rollerblades?

609
00:26:37,758 --> 00:26:39,581
I literally go nowhere
without them.

610
00:26:41,157 --> 00:26:43,322
- Please?
- Okay.

611
00:26:43,357 --> 00:26:44,795
Wow. [Chuckling]

612
00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:46,522
Let's do this.

613
00:26:46,558 --> 00:26:47,865
- Can I sit in the front?
- No.

614
00:26:49,528 --> 00:26:51,626
[narrator]<i> And so</i>
<i>Barbie and Ken set off</i>

615
00:26:51,661 --> 00:26:54,200
<i>- on their adventure to the Real World.</i>
- [eagle screeches]

616
00:26:54,235 --> 00:26:55,839
["Journey To The Real World"
playing]

617
00:26:55,874 --> 00:26:58,534
<i>♪ Somewhere else
there is to see ♪</i>

618
00:26:58,569 --> 00:27:02,506
<i>♪ The future is a mystery ♪</i>

619
00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:05,981
<i>- ♪ I wonder what we'll see
when we ♪</i> - [dolphins clicking]

620
00:27:06,016 --> 00:27:07,246
[seagull squawks]

621
00:27:07,281 --> 00:27:09,919
- [Ken] Ah!
<i>- ♪ Get to ♪</i>

622
00:27:09,954 --> 00:27:14,154
- [Ken grunting]
<i>- ♪ The Real World ♪</i>

623
00:27:14,189 --> 00:27:16,894
- [bicycle bell rings]
- [chuckles]

624
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:18,192
[Ken exhales]

625
00:27:18,227 --> 00:27:19,962
- Hi!
- [both chuckle]

626
00:27:22,296 --> 00:27:26,035
<i>♪ We're going to ♪</i>

627
00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:27,838
<i>♪ The Real World ♪</i>

628
00:27:27,874 --> 00:27:30,237
- Barbie...
- Wow. [Laughs]

629
00:27:30,272 --> 00:27:31,271
Yes!

630
00:27:31,305 --> 00:27:33,438
["Watati" playing]

631
00:27:39,611 --> 00:27:41,852
[Barbie] Wow.
This is the Real World.

632
00:27:41,888 --> 00:27:44,251
Barbie, I told you
there'd be beach.

633
00:27:44,286 --> 00:27:45,120
Yeah.

634
00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:48,519
[onlookers whistle]

635
00:27:48,553 --> 00:27:50,488
[laughing]

636
00:27:51,930 --> 00:27:52,963
Hmm.

637
00:27:52,998 --> 00:27:55,295
Oh, yeah! [Laughs]

638
00:27:55,330 --> 00:27:57,032
[chuckles]

639
00:27:57,067 --> 00:27:58,529
- [man wolf whistles]
- What's going on?

640
00:27:58,564 --> 00:28:00,498
Give us a smile, blondie.

641
00:28:02,006 --> 00:28:03,566
Why are these men looking at me?

642
00:28:03,601 --> 00:28:05,238
Yeah, they're also
staring at me.

643
00:28:05,273 --> 00:28:06,636
Ooh, love that!

644
00:28:06,671 --> 00:28:08,142
Wow!

645
00:28:08,177 --> 00:28:11,079
I feel kind of ill
at ease. Like...

646
00:28:11,114 --> 00:28:12,707
I don't know the word for it,
but I'm...

647
00:28:12,742 --> 00:28:14,412
[man 1] Nice leotard.

648
00:28:14,448 --> 00:28:17,482
...conscious, but it's myself
that I'm conscious of.

649
00:28:17,516 --> 00:28:18,989
[Ken] I'm not getting
any of that.

650
00:28:19,024 --> 00:28:21,255
I feel what could only
be described as admired.

651
00:28:21,290 --> 00:28:23,290
- [man 2] Damn, girl!
- But not ogled.

652
00:28:23,325 --> 00:28:24,588
[man 3] You're hot.

653
00:28:24,623 --> 00:28:26,061
And there's no undertone
of violence.

654
00:28:26,096 --> 00:28:28,998
Mine very much has
an undertone of violence.

655
00:28:29,033 --> 00:28:30,726
Oh, look, a construction site.

656
00:28:30,761 --> 00:28:32,628
We need
that good feminine energy.

657
00:28:32,664 --> 00:28:34,939
- Yeah.
- Ladies! Yoo-hoo.

658
00:28:34,974 --> 00:28:36,941
- Oh.
- You got fries with that shake?

659
00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:38,910
If I said you had a hot body,
would you hold it against me?

660
00:28:38,945 --> 00:28:40,274
[man 4] Have I died
and gone to heaven?

661
00:28:40,308 --> 00:28:42,111
[man 5] Is that a mirror
in your pocket?

662
00:28:42,146 --> 00:28:44,277
- Baby, you are an angel.
- I can see myself in your shorts.

663
00:28:44,312 --> 00:28:45,982
I don't know exactly what you
meant with all of those little quips,

664
00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:47,952
but I'm picking up
on some sort of entendre,

665
00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:49,646
which appears to be double,

666
00:28:49,681 --> 00:28:51,252
and I would just like
to inform you,

667
00:28:51,287 --> 00:28:54,585
I do not have a vagina.

668
00:28:54,619 --> 00:28:56,685
And he does not have a penis.

669
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,490
We don't have genitals.

670
00:28:58,524 --> 00:28:59,831
- That's okay.
- Yeah.

671
00:28:59,866 --> 00:29:01,757
- Yeah, whatever. Yeah.
- It's cool.

672
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:04,165
I have all the genitals.

673
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,597
geez, you would think a
construction site at lunch time

674
00:29:06,632 --> 00:29:08,841
would be the perfect place
for a little woman power,

675
00:29:08,876 --> 00:29:12,943
but this one was so... male.

676
00:29:12,978 --> 00:29:17,047
Everything is almost like...
reversed here.

677
00:29:17,081 --> 00:29:19,544
[seagulls cawing]

678
00:29:19,579 --> 00:29:20,512
Oh, look!

679
00:29:20,547 --> 00:29:21,710
The Supreme Court.

680
00:29:21,745 --> 00:29:23,482
- [Ken] They're so smart.
- Yeah.

681
00:29:23,517 --> 00:29:26,155
-[man 6] Yeah, bruh! Do it, bro!
-[slap lands]

682
00:29:26,189 --> 00:29:27,958
- ["Chose Your Fighter" playing]
- [gasps]

683
00:29:27,994 --> 00:29:29,620
[camera shutter clicks]

684
00:29:29,655 --> 00:29:30,720
[camera shutter clicks]

685
00:29:30,754 --> 00:29:32,721
I love me a leotard.

686
00:29:32,756 --> 00:29:34,360
I love the elbow pads.

687
00:29:34,395 --> 00:29:36,462
I think we should get
some different clothes.

688
00:29:36,497 --> 00:29:38,628
- [waves crashing]
- [seagulls cawing]

689
00:29:38,663 --> 00:29:40,169
We look great.

690
00:29:40,203 --> 00:29:41,797
- I love fringe.
- I love denim.

691
00:29:41,831 --> 00:29:43,040
- Ha-ha-ha-ha!
- [laughs]

692
00:29:43,702 --> 00:29:45,009
Hey, man.

693
00:29:45,044 --> 00:29:47,209
You guys gotta pay
for that stuff.

694
00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:51,575
[cop] She looks even better
in more clothes.

695
00:29:51,610 --> 00:29:53,214
Because you can imagine more.

696
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,843
You know what? Keep 'em.

697
00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:58,253
Weird Barbie said I would know
how to find this girl,

698
00:29:58,288 --> 00:30:00,188
but I have no idea.

699
00:30:00,224 --> 00:30:01,256
Hmm.

700
00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:03,225
What would a smart Barbie do?

701
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,557
I just need to clear my mind
so I can think.

702
00:30:05,591 --> 00:30:07,657
Who is playing with me?

703
00:30:07,693 --> 00:30:09,660
I hate it when people think.
I get so bored.

704
00:30:09,695 --> 00:30:11,937
Faster I figure it out,
the faster we get to go home.

705
00:30:11,972 --> 00:30:14,236
- What am I supposed to do?
- Ken!

706
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,864
- Go for a walk or something.
- By myself?

707
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:17,403
- Yes.
- Really? Where?

708
00:30:17,438 --> 00:30:18,701
Anywhere.

709
00:30:18,736 --> 00:30:20,440
- Can I go that way?
- Yes. Okay.

710
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,776
- Don't go far.
- Okay!

711
00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:31,220
[exhales]

712
00:30:32,487 --> 00:30:33,584
[man] Excuse me, sir.

713
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,191
Thanks, man.

714
00:30:36,226 --> 00:30:37,621
["Also Sprach Zarathustra"
funk remix playing]

715
00:30:46,567 --> 00:30:48,402
[man] What's up, man?

716
00:30:48,437 --> 00:30:50,041
- We've got to man up on this one.
- Great workout, man.

717
00:30:50,076 --> 00:30:51,438
[both in unison] Men, men, men.

718
00:30:51,472 --> 00:30:53,946
- You're the man!
- No,<i> you're</i> the man!

719
00:30:53,981 --> 00:30:55,408
[men in unison] Men, men, men!

720
00:30:55,443 --> 00:30:57,213
[exhales]

721
00:30:57,248 --> 00:30:58,478
[engine revs]

722
00:31:01,747 --> 00:31:03,284
[horse neighs]

723
00:31:05,421 --> 00:31:08,257
Based on the ROI,
we are exceeding expectations.

724
00:31:08,292 --> 00:31:10,325
-Good stuff. So I'm not worried about it.
-Excuse me...

725
00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:12,458
Not now, Margaret.
Let's shake on this.

726
00:31:12,494 --> 00:31:14,262
- We are gonna make a lot of money.
- We are officially important.

727
00:31:14,297 --> 00:31:15,825
- [businessmen laugh]
- [chuckles softly]

728
00:31:29,511 --> 00:31:30,477
- [gunshot]
- [shouting]

729
00:31:30,512 --> 00:31:31,346
[grunts]

730
00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:33,018
[men grunt]

731
00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:38,055
[chuckling] Yes!

732
00:31:39,521 --> 00:31:41,521
[soft dreamy music playing]

733
00:31:53,699 --> 00:31:55,006
[inaudible]

734
00:32:02,213 --> 00:32:04,807
[inaudible]

735
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:47,224
That felt...

736
00:32:48,457 --> 00:32:50,721
...achy, but good.

737
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,023
[lively chatter]

738
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:56,232
[dog barking]

739
00:32:59,634 --> 00:33:01,568
- [man] I'm actually trying to make this work.
- [sniffles]

740
00:33:01,603 --> 00:33:03,030
[woman] How?
By calling me a lunatic?

741
00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:04,702
That's not
how you make things work.

742
00:33:04,737 --> 00:33:05,901
I don't know what this is all...

743
00:33:05,936 --> 00:33:07,870
[children laughing]

744
00:33:09,907 --> 00:33:12,249
[breeze blowing]

745
00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:14,085
[birds chirping]

746
00:33:16,618 --> 00:33:18,617
[leaves rustling]

747
00:33:19,753 --> 00:33:22,291
[men conversing indistinctly]

748
00:33:22,326 --> 00:33:24,723
[both chuckling]

749
00:33:24,758 --> 00:33:26,097
[chuckles]

750
00:33:45,613 --> 00:33:46,910
You're so beautiful.

751
00:33:48,649 --> 00:33:49,781
I know it.

752
00:33:54,193 --> 00:33:55,456
[chuckles]

753
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:59,295
Barbie! Barbie!

754
00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:00,429
Yes!

755
00:34:00,464 --> 00:34:01,330
[both] I've got it!

756
00:34:01,365 --> 00:34:02,497
Oh, what do you got?

757
00:34:02,532 --> 00:34:03,893
- You go first.
- No, no, you go.

758
00:34:03,928 --> 00:34:05,632
- We'll go at the same time.
- Okay.

759
00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:07,468
- She's at school.
- Men rule the world!

760
00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:09,306
- What was that?
- The kid's at the school?

761
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:10,340
But what did you say?

762
00:34:10,374 --> 00:34:11,802
- Nothing.
- Okay.

763
00:34:11,838 --> 00:34:13,805
- Well, let's go to the school.
- Okay!

764
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,213
Now, come on.

765
00:34:30,395 --> 00:34:32,856
[phone rings]

766
00:34:32,891 --> 00:34:34,925
- Hello.
- This is Dan of the FBI.

767
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,597
Oh. This is Aaron at Mattel.

768
00:34:36,632 --> 00:34:38,169
I don't give a flying squirrel
who you are, Aaron.

769
00:34:38,205 --> 00:34:40,094
- What are you, like an intern?
- No, I'm...

770
00:34:40,129 --> 00:34:41,700
Two of your dolls
have gotten loose.

771
00:34:41,735 --> 00:34:43,098
Impossible.

772
00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:44,670
- How do you know?
- Don't sass me, Aaron.

773
00:34:44,706 --> 00:34:46,639
Couple of blondes,
answering to Barbie and Ken.

774
00:34:46,675 --> 00:34:48,279
Rollerblading in Santa Monica.

775
00:34:48,314 --> 00:34:50,314
<i>We're gonna need Mattel's help
landing the eagle.</i>

776
00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:51,809
<i>Don't crap the bed, Aaron!</i>

777
00:34:51,844 --> 00:34:52,810
I won't.

778
00:34:52,846 --> 00:34:53,845
[line disconnects]

779
00:34:55,419 --> 00:34:57,453
This is bad. This is really bad.

780
00:34:57,488 --> 00:34:59,389
-What?
-[stammering] This happened before.

781
00:34:59,424 --> 00:35:01,050
What? When?

782
00:35:01,085 --> 00:35:03,117
I heard about ten years ago,
a woman named Skipper

783
00:35:03,152 --> 00:35:04,988
turned up at some family's home
in Key West.

784
00:35:05,023 --> 00:35:06,891
Asked to babysit the kids.

785
00:35:06,926 --> 00:35:08,497
She then tried to take
their toddler surfing.

786
00:35:08,532 --> 00:35:10,300
- geez.
- I know.

787
00:35:10,335 --> 00:35:11,203
They were able to straighten
it out, keep it under wraps,

788
00:35:11,237 --> 00:35:14,304
but this is serious.

789
00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:16,406
- I'm going all the way up.
- No one goes all the way up.

790
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,440
- I have to.
- You may never come back.

791
00:35:20,037 --> 00:35:21,036
I know.

792
00:35:26,615 --> 00:35:28,352
[humming]

793
00:35:31,016 --> 00:35:34,490
♪ Closer I am to fine ♪

794
00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:36,986
[humming] Oh.

795
00:35:37,021 --> 00:35:38,824
- Hey.
- Oh, hi, Aaron.

796
00:35:38,859 --> 00:35:40,330
- New drawings?
- Yeah.

797
00:35:40,366 --> 00:35:43,157
I just started drawing
these weird designs.

798
00:35:43,192 --> 00:35:44,599
[Aaron] These are different.

799
00:35:44,634 --> 00:35:47,403
It's Irrepressible
Thoughts of Death Barbie.

800
00:35:47,438 --> 00:35:49,538
Full Body Cellulite Barbie.

801
00:35:49,573 --> 00:35:51,671
Crippling Shame Barbie.

802
00:35:51,706 --> 00:35:54,575
Okay. Listen, I have to
speak to the top brass.

803
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:55,742
- No.
- I must.

804
00:35:55,777 --> 00:35:57,908
- No.
- I'm going to.

805
00:35:57,944 --> 00:36:00,449
Aaron, they're in a big corporate
idea sesh. No one is to be admitted.

806
00:36:00,484 --> 00:36:02,518
- Aaron! Aaron! Aaron, stop!
- ...always be empowering girls.

807
00:36:02,553 --> 00:36:04,113
Always!

808
00:36:04,148 --> 00:36:05,851
But what do we really sell?
I'll tell you what.

809
00:36:05,886 --> 00:36:07,391
-We sell dreams.
-[Sasha's mom whispering] Aaron.

810
00:36:07,426 --> 00:36:08,755
And imagination!

811
00:36:09,989 --> 00:36:11,790
And sparkle!

812
00:36:11,825 --> 00:36:13,892
I get excited. I'm passionate.

813
00:36:13,927 --> 00:36:16,598
And when you think of sparkle,
what do you think of after that?

814
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:17,896
Female agency.

815
00:36:18,964 --> 00:36:20,964
Excuse me.

816
00:36:20,999 --> 00:36:23,274
- Who are you?
- Aaron Dinkins, sir.

817
00:36:23,309 --> 00:36:25,376
We're in the middle of a major
sit-down here, Aaron Dinkins.

818
00:36:25,411 --> 00:36:27,102
I think you're gonna want
to hear this, sir.

819
00:36:27,137 --> 00:36:29,908
Can you just e-mail it?
And you can send it to me EOD.

820
00:36:29,943 --> 00:36:31,073
[whispering] End of day.

821
00:36:31,108 --> 00:36:32,976
- [chuckles] That's cool.
- Yeah.

822
00:36:33,011 --> 00:36:36,387
[stammers] May I put it
in a whisper, sir?

823
00:36:36,422 --> 00:36:37,519
Fine. Whisper me.

824
00:36:42,857 --> 00:36:44,361
[whispers]

825
00:36:46,992 --> 00:36:48,432
[drumsticks tapping]

826
00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:50,467
[all whispering]

827
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:54,503
[chuckles]

828
00:36:55,969 --> 00:36:58,100
[whispering]

829
00:37:00,709 --> 00:37:01,939
No. No!

830
00:37:01,974 --> 00:37:04,140
Ahh! Ahh! No.

831
00:37:04,174 --> 00:37:05,514
- [man 1] Get the chair!
- [man 2] Take the cart.

832
00:37:05,549 --> 00:37:06,515
[man 3] They're okay.

833
00:37:08,047 --> 00:37:09,684
- You all right?
- He's okay.

834
00:37:09,718 --> 00:37:11,014
- Okay.
- He's okay.

835
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,249
[exhales]

836
00:37:14,283 --> 00:37:16,283
It's a repeat
of Skipper in Key West.

837
00:37:16,318 --> 00:37:19,991
And with all due respect,
that was Skipper, sir.

838
00:37:20,026 --> 00:37:22,664
This is... Barbie.

839
00:37:24,965 --> 00:37:26,766
[sighs] If this got out

840
00:37:26,802 --> 00:37:29,032
that our dolls were coming
to Los Angeles from Barbie Land

841
00:37:29,068 --> 00:37:31,342
as life-size versions
of themselves...

842
00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:32,607
[panting]

843
00:37:32,642 --> 00:37:34,379
Roaming the earth...

844
00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:37,777
this would be very bad.

845
00:37:37,812 --> 00:37:40,043
Barbie in the Real World?

846
00:37:41,245 --> 00:37:42,783
That's impossible.

847
00:37:42,818 --> 00:37:45,049
We've got a definite situation
on our hands.

848
00:37:45,084 --> 00:37:46,951
Catastrophic!

849
00:37:46,987 --> 00:37:50,318
- I can't stress that enough!
- What?

850
00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:52,221
- What's your name again?
- Aaron Dinkins, sir.

851
00:37:52,256 --> 00:37:53,629
- Aaron Dickinson?
- Dinkins.

852
00:37:53,663 --> 00:37:54,992
Yes! Aaron.

853
00:37:55,027 --> 00:37:56,500
Is Barbie Land
like an alternate reality

854
00:37:56,535 --> 00:37:59,129
or is it like a place
where your imagination...

855
00:37:59,164 --> 00:38:00,228
[all] Yes!

856
00:38:00,263 --> 00:38:01,801
Okay.

857
00:38:01,836 --> 00:38:04,871
Think of it as a town
in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins.

858
00:38:04,906 --> 00:38:06,235
[all] Sweden.

859
00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:07,708
Right.

860
00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:09,413
[sighs]

861
00:38:09,449 --> 00:38:10,844
How much do you weigh?

862
00:38:10,879 --> 00:38:12,911
It doesn't matter.
[clears throat]

863
00:38:12,946 --> 00:38:14,419
Sounds like a job for the box.

864
00:38:14,454 --> 00:38:19,314
No one rests until this doll
is back in a box.

865
00:38:19,349 --> 00:38:20,920
[school bell rings]

866
00:38:20,955 --> 00:38:22,019
[Barbie] Look, Davy Crockett
Junior High School,

867
00:38:22,054 --> 00:38:23,252
just like I saw in my vision.

868
00:38:23,286 --> 00:38:24,759
[Ken] A man on a horse.

869
00:38:24,794 --> 00:38:26,529
I've started to get all these
weirdo feelings.

870
00:38:26,564 --> 00:38:29,434
Like, I have fear
with no specific object.

871
00:38:29,468 --> 00:38:31,402
- What is that?
- It's anxiety.

872
00:38:31,437 --> 00:38:33,767
I have it too.
They're just awful at this age.

873
00:38:33,802 --> 00:38:35,439
I feel amazing. [Chuckles]

874
00:38:35,475 --> 00:38:37,705
That's because kids don't
take it out on the dads.

875
00:38:37,740 --> 00:38:40,004
[Barbie] She's gotta
be here somewhere.

876
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,336
I need to find her soon.

877
00:38:41,371 --> 00:38:43,205
I'm just gonna pop
into the library

878
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,844
and see if I can find any
books on trucks. [chuckles]

879
00:38:44,879 --> 00:38:46,275
Okay, just don't get in trouble.

880
00:38:46,310 --> 00:38:48,782
I won't!

881
00:38:48,818 --> 00:38:51,522
- ["Angel" playing] <i>- ♪ Johnny, my baby,
did it - always have to end this way? ♪</i>

882
00:38:51,557 --> 00:38:53,919
<i>♪ 'Cause one day ♪</i>

883
00:38:53,954 --> 00:38:57,120
<i>- ♪ One day, my baby just went
away ♪</i> - [inaudible conversation]

884
00:38:57,959 --> 00:38:58,991
[gasps]

885
00:38:59,928 --> 00:39:01,729
<i>♪ My angel ♪</i>

886
00:39:01,764 --> 00:39:03,193
What are you doing?

887
00:39:03,228 --> 00:39:05,964
Oh, uh, what's that girl's name?

888
00:39:05,999 --> 00:39:07,395
[girl] That's Sasha.

889
00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:08,538
Hey, Sasha!

890
00:39:08,573 --> 00:39:10,442
- Don't talk to her.
- Oh.

891
00:39:10,476 --> 00:39:12,609
Sasha can talk to you, but
you can never talk to Sasha.

892
00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:14,808
- She'll crush you.
- Don't worry.

893
00:39:14,843 --> 00:39:17,074
Everyone really likes me
and thinks I'm cool and pretty.

894
00:39:17,945 --> 00:39:19,043
Huh.

895
00:39:19,078 --> 00:39:20,078
Thank you.

896
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,754
Hey, ladies. Sasha, what's up?

897
00:39:26,789 --> 00:39:27,624
[exclaims]

898
00:39:29,352 --> 00:39:30,461
Who are you?

899
00:39:30,497 --> 00:39:33,288
[laughs]

900
00:39:33,323 --> 00:39:36,732
I'm only your favorite woman
of all time.

901
00:39:36,767 --> 00:39:38,568
Barbie!

902
00:39:38,603 --> 00:39:39,800
[laughs]

903
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:42,429
You really think you're Barbie?

904
00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:44,068
- Yeah.
- She's crazy.

905
00:39:44,103 --> 00:39:45,906
Do you think she escaped
from like an insane asylum?

906
00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:47,743
So you're like "Barbie" Barbie?
Like a professional bimbo?

907
00:39:47,778 --> 00:39:49,304
No. Barbie's not a bimbo.

908
00:39:49,339 --> 00:39:51,515
Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer
and a senator

909
00:39:51,550 --> 00:39:53,276
and a Nobel Prize winner.

910
00:39:53,311 --> 00:39:54,948
You're a Nobel Prize winner?

911
00:39:54,983 --> 00:39:58,622
Oh. No, not me, but Barbie is.

912
00:39:58,656 --> 00:40:00,525
Yeah.

913
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,693
Aren't you guys gonna thank me
and give me a big hug? [Laughs]

914
00:40:05,455 --> 00:40:07,531
For being your favorite toy?

915
00:40:07,566 --> 00:40:10,535
We haven't played with Barbie
since we were like five years old.

916
00:40:10,570 --> 00:40:12,504
Yeah, I hated dolls with hair.

917
00:40:12,539 --> 00:40:14,539
I mean, I'd play with Barbie,
but it was, like, the last resort.

918
00:40:14,574 --> 00:40:15,870
I loved Barbie.

919
00:40:15,904 --> 00:40:17,871
- [clears throat]
- Oh.

920
00:40:17,906 --> 00:40:20,269
Anyways, even then,
it was horrible for us.

921
00:40:20,305 --> 00:40:21,370
It was horrible?

922
00:40:22,845 --> 00:40:24,174
Why?

923
00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:25,472
- Come on, Sasha.
- Give it to her.

924
00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:26,979
Destroy Barbie.

925
00:40:27,014 --> 00:40:28,013
[sighs]

926
00:40:28,048 --> 00:40:31,688
Okay, Barbie, let's do this.

927
00:40:31,723 --> 00:40:34,988
You've been making women feel bad
about themselves since you were invented.

928
00:40:35,023 --> 00:40:36,824
I think you have that
the wrong way around.

929
00:40:36,859 --> 00:40:39,354
You represent everything wrong
with our culture.

930
00:40:39,389 --> 00:40:42,798
Sexualized capitalism,
unrealistic physical ideals...

931
00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:46,065
No, no, no. You're describing
something stereotypical.

932
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:49,068
Barbie is so much more
than that.

933
00:40:49,102 --> 00:40:51,366
Look at yourself.

934
00:40:51,401 --> 00:40:54,336
Well, I am technically
Stereotypical Barbie.

935
00:40:54,371 --> 00:40:56,878
You set the feminist movement
back 50 years.

936
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,978
You destroy
girls' innate sense of worth

937
00:40:59,014 --> 00:41:00,584
and you are killing the planet

938
00:41:00,619 --> 00:41:02,653
with your glorification
of rampant consumerism.

939
00:41:02,688 --> 00:41:06,888
No, I'm supposed to help you
and make you happy and powerful.

940
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,724
Oh, I am powerful.

941
00:41:08,759 --> 00:41:10,892
And until you showed up here
and declared yourself Barbie,

942
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:13,289
I hadn't thought about you
in years, you fascist!

943
00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:19,296
Oh. Um...

944
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,704
Okay.

945
00:41:21,739 --> 00:41:24,202
It's happening again.
[laughing] I have to...

946
00:41:24,237 --> 00:41:26,039
Will you excuse me?

947
00:41:26,074 --> 00:41:28,371
It was really nice
talking to you.

948
00:41:35,578 --> 00:41:36,983
They never listen.

949
00:41:50,933 --> 00:41:52,636
Excuse me, sir,
do you have the time?

950
00:41:53,562 --> 00:41:54,935
You respect me.

951
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:56,971
Sorry, no,
do you know what time it is?

952
00:41:57,775 --> 00:41:59,303
No, I do not.

953
00:41:59,338 --> 00:42:00,809
[laughs]

954
00:42:00,844 --> 00:42:02,207
Okay.

955
00:42:02,242 --> 00:42:03,713
Why didn't Barbie tell me
about patriarchy,

956
00:42:03,748 --> 00:42:05,144
which, to my understanding,

957
00:42:05,179 --> 00:42:07,718
is where men and horses
run everything?

958
00:42:07,753 --> 00:42:09,246
Sure.

959
00:42:09,281 --> 00:42:11,051
I shall seek my fortune there.

960
00:42:11,086 --> 00:42:14,086
All right. So...

961
00:42:14,121 --> 00:42:16,759
I'll take a high-level, high-paying
job with influence, please.

962
00:42:16,794 --> 00:42:18,124
Okay, you'll need
at least an MBA.

963
00:42:18,159 --> 00:42:19,663
And a lot of our people
have PhDs.

964
00:42:19,698 --> 00:42:21,258
Isn't being a man enough?

965
00:42:21,293 --> 00:42:22,963
Actually, right now,
it's kind of the opposite.

966
00:42:22,999 --> 00:42:25,900
You guys are clearly not doing
patriarchy very well.

967
00:42:25,936 --> 00:42:28,970
[laughing] No! No. We're, uh...

968
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:32,468
We're doing it well, yeah.
We just... hide it better now.

969
00:42:32,503 --> 00:42:34,404
Oh.

970
00:42:34,439 --> 00:42:37,846
No, I won't let you do
just one appendectomy.

971
00:42:37,881 --> 00:42:39,343
- But I'm a man.
- But not a doctor.

972
00:42:39,378 --> 00:42:41,015
- Please?
- No.

973
00:42:41,050 --> 00:42:42,577
- Can I talk to a doctor?
- You are talking to a doctor.

974
00:42:42,612 --> 00:42:44,017
- Can you get me a coffee?
- No.

975
00:42:44,052 --> 00:42:45,117
- And I need a clicky pen.
- No.

976
00:42:45,153 --> 00:42:46,251
- And a white coat.
- No.

977
00:42:46,285 --> 00:42:47,824
- And a sharp thing.
- No.

978
00:42:47,859 --> 00:42:49,188
- There he is. Doctor!
- Somebody get security.

979
00:42:49,222 --> 00:42:51,454
I'd like to apply
for your job of beach.

980
00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:53,027
So, you want to be a lifeguard?

981
00:42:53,062 --> 00:42:55,623
Oh. I'm not trained
to go over there.

982
00:42:55,658 --> 00:42:57,800
I'm trained to stand
confidently right here.

983
00:42:57,836 --> 00:42:59,594
There's nobody in danger here.

984
00:42:59,628 --> 00:43:01,871
And even if there were,
I'm not trained to save them.

985
00:43:01,905 --> 00:43:03,267
- [chuckles]
- Then I can't hire you.

986
00:43:03,302 --> 00:43:05,170
I can't even beach here!

987
00:43:07,471 --> 00:43:09,438
[sobbing]

988
00:43:09,473 --> 00:43:11,814
She thinks I'm a fascist?

989
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:15,983
I don't control the railways
or the flow of commerce.

990
00:43:16,756 --> 00:43:18,448
[sobs]

991
00:43:18,483 --> 00:43:19,724
- There you are.
- Oh, no.

992
00:43:19,759 --> 00:43:21,616
That went terrible.

993
00:43:21,651 --> 00:43:25,025
I need to find somewhere where
I can start patriarchy fresh.

994
00:43:28,768 --> 00:43:29,866
Miss Barbie?

995
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:31,328
[sniffling] It's just Barbie.

996
00:43:31,364 --> 00:43:33,034
We're gonna need you
to come with us.

997
00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:35,036
Oh.

998
00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:36,806
- Who are you?
- We're Mattel.

999
00:43:36,841 --> 00:43:38,666
- Mattel?
- Mattel.

1000
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,403
Oh, thank goodness!

1001
00:43:40,438 --> 00:43:42,472
I've gotta talk
to somebody in charge.

1002
00:43:42,507 --> 00:43:43,978
Everything is backwards here.

1003
00:43:44,013 --> 00:43:45,816
Men look at me
like I'm an object.

1004
00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:47,542
Girls hate me.

1005
00:43:47,577 --> 00:43:49,721
Everyone thinks I'm crazy,
and I keep getting arrested.

1006
00:43:49,755 --> 00:43:51,051
Need you to step this way,
ma'am.

1007
00:43:51,086 --> 00:43:52,756
I also just learned to cry.

1008
00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:54,891
First, I got one tear
and then I got a whole bunch.

1009
00:43:54,926 --> 00:43:56,650
What do I do? Do I follow Barbie

1010
00:43:56,685 --> 00:43:59,357
into that scary unmarked
black truck car?

1011
00:43:59,392 --> 00:44:02,227
A truck car
I'd like to have, actually.

1012
00:44:02,262 --> 00:44:05,231
You're right, she's fine.
It's Mattel.

1013
00:44:05,266 --> 00:44:07,430
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- I know.

1014
00:44:07,465 --> 00:44:09,333
I'll go back to Barbie Land, and
I'll tell the Kens what I've learned.

1015
00:44:09,368 --> 00:44:10,598
Oh, it's going to be beautiful!

1016
00:44:10,633 --> 00:44:11,599
[chuckles]

1017
00:44:11,634 --> 00:44:13,107
Okay.

1018
00:44:13,142 --> 00:44:14,405
- Back to Barbie Land.
- Let's go that way.

1019
00:44:15,814 --> 00:44:17,748
- Hi, Bunny Boo-Boo.
- Don't call me that.

1020
00:44:17,783 --> 00:44:20,510
Sorry. I'm off early
because of a crisis at work,

1021
00:44:20,545 --> 00:44:23,249
but I thought we could
go get some soft serve.

1022
00:44:23,283 --> 00:44:25,790
Thank God
they arrested that nutjob.

1023
00:44:25,825 --> 00:44:27,055
Um, um...

1024
00:44:27,090 --> 00:44:29,288
that reality-challenged woman.

1025
00:44:29,323 --> 00:44:30,552
She thinks she's Barbie.

1026
00:44:30,587 --> 00:44:32,225
Wait, what did you say?

1027
00:44:32,260 --> 00:44:35,029
She thinks she's Barbie.
She's, like, fully convinced.

1028
00:44:35,064 --> 00:44:36,460
[gasps]

1029
00:44:36,495 --> 00:44:38,395
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

1030
00:44:38,431 --> 00:44:40,001
Mom. Mom!

1031
00:44:40,971 --> 00:44:42,938
Mom, get back in the car!

1032
00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:46,172
Are you kidding me?

1033
00:44:47,913 --> 00:44:48,912
Mom!

1034
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,709
Mattel! Of course it was
you guys that brought me here.

1035
00:44:54,744 --> 00:44:57,821
Because it definitely wasn't
that Sasha girl.

1036
00:44:57,856 --> 00:45:00,153
Thanks for the ride.
This has been so much fun.

1037
00:45:00,188 --> 00:45:03,354
[gasps] Wow, the mothership!

1038
00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:05,961
[door hisses]

1039
00:45:05,996 --> 00:45:07,930
[gasping]

1040
00:45:07,965 --> 00:45:10,493
- Barbie!
- We're so happy to see you.

1041
00:45:10,528 --> 00:45:12,727
- Hi!
- [man] Would you like some mineral water?

1042
00:45:12,761 --> 00:45:14,068
Yes, thank you.

1043
00:45:14,103 --> 00:45:15,366
Oh, thanks.

1044
00:45:18,008 --> 00:45:20,008
I'm not used to that
having anything in it.

1045
00:45:20,043 --> 00:45:22,044
[men laughing]

1046
00:45:23,948 --> 00:45:26,113
[Barbie] Thank you.

1047
00:45:26,148 --> 00:45:28,181
So, we've been very anxious to
get some quality face-time with you.

1048
00:45:28,217 --> 00:45:29,776
Of course. So what can I do

1049
00:45:29,811 --> 00:45:32,020
to repair the rift
in the space-time continuum,

1050
00:45:32,055 --> 00:45:33,923
get my feet back,
and that one cellulite gone,

1051
00:45:33,958 --> 00:45:36,585
and just generally not
turn into Weird Barbie?

1052
00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:39,863
We have been discussing
that very topic.

1053
00:45:39,898 --> 00:45:42,492
If you're agreeable to it,
we would love it

1054
00:45:42,528 --> 00:45:46,067
if you could just get
into that giant box.

1055
00:45:49,139 --> 00:45:51,040
Get into the box and you'll go
back to Barbie Land.

1056
00:45:51,075 --> 00:45:53,536
And everything will be
as it was.

1057
00:45:53,571 --> 00:45:56,044
You know what? We should
probably get Ken first.

1058
00:45:56,079 --> 00:45:57,277
- Ken?
- [confused chatter]

1059
00:45:57,312 --> 00:45:58,343
Ken.

1060
00:45:58,378 --> 00:45:59,807
You know, Ken. Barbie and Ken.

1061
00:45:59,842 --> 00:46:01,280
[chuckles] Oh!

1062
00:46:01,315 --> 00:46:03,612
- Yes, Ken. Yeah.
- Ken. The guy. Yeah.

1063
00:46:03,647 --> 00:46:05,482
[panting]

1064
00:46:05,517 --> 00:46:08,717
Back to Barbie Land! [Laughs]

1065
00:46:08,751 --> 00:46:11,192
I'm gonna be sick.
I'm gonna be sick. [Retches]

1066
00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:13,931
Ken isn't something
we're worried about.

1067
00:46:15,032 --> 00:46:16,527
Ever.

1068
00:46:16,561 --> 00:46:18,661
Okay, I'll just, um...
I'll get in the box then.

1069
00:46:18,696 --> 00:46:19,870
All right! Yes!

1070
00:46:19,905 --> 00:46:21,234
[applauding]

1071
00:46:21,270 --> 00:46:23,666
Oh. But since I came
all this way,

1072
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,667
could I just meet
the woman in charge,

1073
00:46:25,702 --> 00:46:27,669
your CEO?

1074
00:46:27,704 --> 00:46:29,210
Oh, that would be me.

1075
00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:30,573
- Oh. Your CFO.
- Me.

1076
00:46:30,608 --> 00:46:32,015
- Your COO.
- Here.

1077
00:46:32,050 --> 00:46:33,213
President
of the Barbie division.

1078
00:46:33,248 --> 00:46:34,544
- Present.
- I'm a man with no power.

1079
00:46:34,579 --> 00:46:36,712
Does that make me a woman?

1080
00:46:36,746 --> 00:46:39,054
Are any women in charge?

1081
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:42,651
Listen, I know exactly
where you're going with this,

1082
00:46:42,686 --> 00:46:45,258
and I have to say
I really resent it.

1083
00:46:45,293 --> 00:46:48,097
We are a company
literally made of women.

1084
00:46:48,131 --> 00:46:50,660
We had a woman CEO in the '90s.

1085
00:46:50,695 --> 00:46:52,563
And there was another one...

1086
00:46:53,632 --> 00:46:56,237
at some other time.

1087
00:46:57,976 --> 00:47:00,537
So that's...
That's two right there.

1088
00:47:00,572 --> 00:47:04,739
Women are the freaking
foundation of this very long

1089
00:47:04,774 --> 00:47:06,444
phallic building.

1090
00:47:06,479 --> 00:47:09,282
We have gender-neutral
bathrooms up the wazoo.

1091
00:47:09,317 --> 00:47:12,219
Every single one of these men
love women.

1092
00:47:12,254 --> 00:47:14,090
I'm the son of a mother.

1093
00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:16,520
I'm the mother of a son.

1094
00:47:16,555 --> 00:47:20,228
I'm... I'm the nephew
of a woman aunt.

1095
00:47:20,263 --> 00:47:21,965
Some of my best friends
are Jewish.

1096
00:47:23,969 --> 00:47:25,265
What I'm trying to say is...

1097
00:47:26,301 --> 00:47:28,137
Get in the box, you Jezebel!

1098
00:47:28,171 --> 00:47:29,236
[men exclaiming]

1099
00:47:29,271 --> 00:47:30,864
What? I can't say Jezebel now?

1100
00:47:30,899 --> 00:47:33,604
I haven't been in a box in ages.

1101
00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:35,077
See? It's easy.

1102
00:47:36,609 --> 00:47:38,047
Oh, okay.

1103
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:39,709
Huh.

1104
00:47:39,744 --> 00:47:42,282
Oh, my gosh. I remember
this smell. [gasps]

1105
00:47:42,318 --> 00:47:44,449
I'm having a real
Proustian flashback.

1106
00:47:44,484 --> 00:47:48,223
Remember Proust Barbie? That
did not sell very well. [chuckles]

1107
00:47:48,258 --> 00:47:51,424
[twist ties creaking]

1108
00:47:54,626 --> 00:47:56,099
Oh! Ha-ha!

1109
00:47:56,134 --> 00:47:58,398
You know what?
Um, before I get in the box,

1110
00:47:58,432 --> 00:47:59,728
could I just run to the restroom

1111
00:47:59,763 --> 00:48:01,433
and make sure
my hair is perfect?

1112
00:48:01,468 --> 00:48:03,898
- Fine. Can you be speedy about it?
- Mmm-hmm.

1113
00:48:03,933 --> 00:48:05,438
[door whirring]

1114
00:48:05,473 --> 00:48:06,900
- Down this way?
- It's just down the hallway.

1115
00:48:06,935 --> 00:48:08,507
- Thank you.
- [Mattel CEO] On the right.

1116
00:48:09,509 --> 00:48:11,806
["Speed Drive" playing]

1117
00:48:11,841 --> 00:48:13,578
[elevator dings]

1118
00:48:13,613 --> 00:48:14,909
[Mattel CEO] I guess she really
had to go to the bathroom.

1119
00:48:14,944 --> 00:48:15,987
- [alarm blaring]
<i>- ♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

1120
00:48:16,021 --> 00:48:17,779
[Mattel CEO] Get that Barbie!

1121
00:48:17,815 --> 00:48:18,989
<i>♪ She my best friend
in the whole world ♪</i>

1122
00:48:19,024 --> 00:48:20,683
<i>♪ I'm the mood board... ♪</i>

1123
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:21,487
Don't you dare push
that button. Let me push it.

1124
00:48:21,522 --> 00:48:23,027
[button chimes]

1125
00:48:23,062 --> 00:48:24,457
- [elevator dings]
- [alarm continuing]

1126
00:48:24,491 --> 00:48:25,755
[panting]

1127
00:48:25,789 --> 00:48:27,295
[elevator dings]

1128
00:48:27,330 --> 00:48:28,659
- [Mattel CEO] I said get that Barbie!
- Oh!

1129
00:48:28,693 --> 00:48:30,363
[men stomping in unison]

1130
00:48:30,398 --> 00:48:32,662
Where's Barbie?

1131
00:48:32,697 --> 00:48:33,960
I'm gaining on you.

1132
00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:35,798
[gasping]

1133
00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:37,437
I'll capture you.

1134
00:48:37,472 --> 00:48:39,604
<i>♪ Oh, oh, Barbie
You're so fine ♪</i>

1135
00:48:39,639 --> 00:48:41,705
- [both scream] <i>- ♪ You're
so fine - You blow my mind ♪</i>

1136
00:48:41,739 --> 00:48:42,343
<i>♪ Jump into the driver's seat
and put it into speed drive ♪</i>

1137
00:48:42,377 --> 00:48:43,706
Barbie!

1138
00:48:43,741 --> 00:48:45,148
It's quicker to go
over the cubicles.

1139
00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:46,809
- It's quicker!
- Sure.

1140
00:48:46,844 --> 00:48:47,941
<i>♪ We're running through
the red lights ♪</i>

1141
00:48:47,976 --> 00:48:49,449
<i>♪ Oh, Barbie, you're so fine ♪</i>

1142
00:48:49,484 --> 00:48:50,845
- Ahh!
- [thuds]

1143
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,386
♪ Jump into the driver seat... ♪

1144
00:48:52,421 --> 00:48:54,289
- [Mattel CEO] Get that Barbie!
- [man] Barbie!

1145
00:48:54,324 --> 00:48:55,817
- [man] Barbie!
- [Mattel CEO] Damn it, Barbie!

1146
00:48:55,852 --> 00:48:57,292
Barbie!

1147
00:48:57,327 --> 00:49:00,030
[Mattel CEO] I'm gonna get you!
Barbie!

1148
00:49:00,065 --> 00:49:02,165
- [exclaims]
- [banging on door]

1149
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,628
<i>♪ Red light, red lights
Red lights, red lights, yeah ♪</i>

1150
00:49:04,664 --> 00:49:08,006
- [gasping] <i>- ♪ Oh, got the
top down - Tires on fire ♪</i>

1151
00:49:08,998 --> 00:49:10,272
Oh! [Gasping]

1152
00:49:11,935 --> 00:49:13,242
[door thud echoing]

1153
00:49:15,608 --> 00:49:17,840
[romantic orchestral music
playing on speakers]

1154
00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:31,655
Don't worry. You're safe here.

1155
00:49:31,691 --> 00:49:33,020
[birds chirping]

1156
00:49:33,055 --> 00:49:34,758
What is this place?

1157
00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:39,301
[chuckles] I always find
I think best at kitchen tables.

1158
00:49:42,570 --> 00:49:43,601
Tea?

1159
00:49:44,538 --> 00:49:46,307
[Barbie] Uh, yes, please.

1160
00:49:51,216 --> 00:49:53,413
So a woman does work here.

1161
00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:56,549
Oh, sweetie,
we do more than work here.

1162
00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:05,327
Thank you.

1163
00:50:19,970 --> 00:50:20,837
[slurping]

1164
00:50:25,645 --> 00:50:27,382
What?

1165
00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:29,615
It's because I don't know
how to drink tea? [chuckles]

1166
00:50:29,650 --> 00:50:33,256
No. You look different.

1167
00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:36,984
Oh. It's not how I normally
look. I usually look perfect.

1168
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,054
Oh, I don't know.

1169
00:50:40,089 --> 00:50:42,198
I think you're just right.

1170
00:50:45,270 --> 00:50:46,335
[chuckles]

1171
00:50:49,868 --> 00:50:51,966
Real World isn't
what I thought it was.

1172
00:50:53,310 --> 00:50:54,606
It never is.

1173
00:50:54,641 --> 00:50:56,444
And isn't that marvelous?

1174
00:50:58,183 --> 00:51:01,184
Who are you?

1175
00:51:01,220 --> 00:51:03,318
[Mattel CEO] Which way
did she go? Who saw her last?

1176
00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:05,486
Uh, if you go
through that closet,

1177
00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:07,586
you'll find a stairwell
down to the lobby.

1178
00:51:07,621 --> 00:51:09,522
- [Mattel CEO] Find her!
- Okay.

1179
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,561
Thank you, um...

1180
00:51:15,695 --> 00:51:17,761
Ruth.

1181
00:51:17,797 --> 00:51:19,334
Ruth. Thank you, Ruth.

1182
00:51:20,734 --> 00:51:22,371
You're welcome, Barbie.

1183
00:51:25,243 --> 00:51:27,970
- ["Speed Drive" - resumes
playing] <i>- ♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

1184
00:51:28,005 --> 00:51:29,773
- [alarm blaring]
<i>- ♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

1185
00:51:29,808 --> 00:51:32,710
♪ She my best friend
in the whole world ♪

1186
00:51:32,745 --> 00:51:35,218
<i>♪ I'm the mood board
She's the inspo ♪</i>

1187
00:51:35,253 --> 00:51:39,047
<i>- ♪ And she's dressed in really
cute clothes ♪</i> - [elevator door dings]

1188
00:51:39,082 --> 00:51:40,487
[man 1]
Oh, we got her! There she is!

1189
00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:42,325
[sighs]

1190
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,018
Oh! Uh, key card!

1191
00:51:44,053 --> 00:51:46,295
- Wait.
- I don't have my key card.

1192
00:51:46,330 --> 00:51:48,231
[tires screech]

1193
00:51:48,266 --> 00:51:49,156
Get in!

1194
00:51:49,191 --> 00:51:51,059
[breathing heavily]

1195
00:51:52,501 --> 00:51:54,831
[wind blowing]

1196
00:51:54,866 --> 00:51:56,833
Now! Get in now!

1197
00:51:56,869 --> 00:51:58,032
[car door opens]

1198
00:51:58,067 --> 00:52:00,167
- [Sasha's mom] Come on.
- Oh!

1199
00:52:00,202 --> 00:52:02,136
- Ahh!
- [Sasha's mom grunts]

1200
00:52:02,171 --> 00:52:03,873
- Okay.
- [system beeps]

1201
00:52:03,908 --> 00:52:06,172
- Oh, no! Now we're never gonna get Barbie!
- [system chimes]

1202
00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:07,481
Oh, we didn't need it!

1203
00:52:07,516 --> 00:52:09,352
- Barbie!
- [engine revving]

1204
00:52:09,386 --> 00:52:11,749
Let's form a plan here.

1205
00:52:11,784 --> 00:52:15,149
I would normally have shotgun.
I'll go in the first one.

1206
00:52:15,184 --> 00:52:16,259
[Sasha's mom]<i> Hang on.</i>

1207
00:52:16,294 --> 00:52:18,493
[tires screeching]

1208
00:52:18,527 --> 00:52:19,823
Ahh!

1209
00:52:19,858 --> 00:52:21,154
God, I hope
nobody from school saw us

1210
00:52:21,189 --> 00:52:23,234
put a life-size Barbie
in our car.

1211
00:52:23,269 --> 00:52:24,565
- [Sasha] How did this even happen?
- [Sasha's mom] I don't know.

1212
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,368
How are you here?
You're like an idea.

1213
00:52:26,403 --> 00:52:27,765
A great idea.

1214
00:52:27,801 --> 00:52:30,273
So, I've been
a little lonely lately.

1215
00:52:30,308 --> 00:52:32,342
And I found those Barbies
we used to play with...

1216
00:52:32,377 --> 00:52:34,167
- I thought we gave those away.
- Well, I started playing with them.

1217
00:52:34,202 --> 00:52:36,543
And making drawings like
we used to do. Remember?

1218
00:52:36,579 --> 00:52:38,007
Because I thought
it would be joyful.

1219
00:52:38,041 --> 00:52:39,414
- Was it?
- No, it wasn't.

1220
00:52:39,449 --> 00:52:40,911
I got sad and weird,

1221
00:52:40,946 --> 00:52:42,847
and then the drawings
got sad and weird,

1222
00:52:42,882 --> 00:52:45,255
and maybe
because I couldn't be like you,

1223
00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:46,752
I ended up making you like me.

1224
00:52:48,557 --> 00:52:50,216
Did any of these drawings
by chance

1225
00:52:50,252 --> 00:52:52,923
have thoughts
of death and cellulite?

1226
00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:55,893
Yes! Irrepressible
Thoughts of Death Barbie.

1227
00:52:55,927 --> 00:52:58,301
- Oh, my God!
- And Cellulite!

1228
00:52:58,336 --> 00:53:01,734
[both gasping]

1229
00:53:01,769 --> 00:53:04,439
- I came for you!
- You came for me!

1230
00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:06,310
Those were<i> your</i> memories.

1231
00:53:06,344 --> 00:53:08,576
[soft dreamy music playing]

1232
00:53:08,611 --> 00:53:09,808
[inaudible]

1233
00:53:32,338 --> 00:53:36,064
[Sasha's voice echoes]
Hello? Hello? Hello?

1234
00:53:36,099 --> 00:53:38,902
Hello? Are you two,
like, shining?

1235
00:53:38,937 --> 00:53:40,640
No! No, it's nothing like that.

1236
00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:43,644
- Are you shining with a real Barbie?
- No!

1237
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,513
I mean, maybe.
Like a little, yes.

1238
00:53:45,548 --> 00:53:47,274
[sighs] I don't even know
where to start

1239
00:53:47,309 --> 00:53:49,177
with this
wishing-a-Barbie-to-life crap.

1240
00:53:49,212 --> 00:53:51,321
Oh, Sasha, listen.

1241
00:53:51,356 --> 00:53:53,686
I'm just a boring mom with a boring
job and a daughter who hates me.

1242
00:53:53,722 --> 00:53:55,952
Can you blame me for wanting
to have a little fun?

1243
00:53:55,988 --> 00:53:57,284
[engines revving]

1244
00:53:57,319 --> 00:53:58,626
I gotta lose these chuckleheads.

1245
00:53:58,661 --> 00:54:00,254
- [chimes]
- [engine revving]

1246
00:54:00,289 --> 00:54:01,364
[Barbie] Ahh!

1247
00:54:01,399 --> 00:54:02,431
[Sasha] Mom!

1248
00:54:02,466 --> 00:54:04,664
[upbeat rock music playing]

1249
00:54:04,699 --> 00:54:06,436
I think I owe you ladies
an apology.

1250
00:54:06,471 --> 00:54:09,131
I thought that Barbie
had made the Real World better,

1251
00:54:09,165 --> 00:54:11,936
but the Real World is forever
and irrevocably messed up!

1252
00:54:11,971 --> 00:54:14,906
Well, the Real World is not
perfect, but you inspired me.

1253
00:54:17,074 --> 00:54:19,382
I love women.
I want to help women.

1254
00:54:19,418 --> 00:54:20,977
Oh, come off it,
everybody hates women.

1255
00:54:21,012 --> 00:54:22,386
Women hate women,
and men hate women.

1256
00:54:22,421 --> 00:54:23,684
It's the one thing
we can all agree on.

1257
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,279
- Is that true?
- It's complicated.

1258
00:54:25,314 --> 00:54:26,884
- Hate is a strong word.
- Wake up, Mom!

1259
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,523
[brakes screech]

1260
00:54:28,559 --> 00:54:30,526
- I am wide awake, Sasha!
- [gasps]

1261
00:54:34,224 --> 00:54:36,894
Mom, where did you learn
to drive like this?

1262
00:54:36,929 --> 00:54:39,370
- There was this guy.
- Was it Dad?

1263
00:54:39,405 --> 00:54:41,372
Yeah, yeah, it was...
It was Dad.

1264
00:54:45,609 --> 00:54:47,377
[engines revving]

1265
00:54:53,913 --> 00:54:55,914
[tires screech]

1266
00:55:00,722 --> 00:55:02,822
[Sasha's mom whispers]
Okay, duck.

1267
00:55:02,857 --> 00:55:04,317
-[whispering] You look so pretty.
-Don't look at me.

1268
00:55:04,353 --> 00:55:05,363
Okay, sorry.

1269
00:55:07,124 --> 00:55:09,928
- [gasps]
- [sighs]

1270
00:55:09,963 --> 00:55:12,568
I can't hold them off forever.
Where can we go?

1271
00:55:12,603 --> 00:55:16,198
[gasps] Wait, I have an idea.
Can you get us to Venice Beach?

1272
00:55:16,232 --> 00:55:17,671
Sure can.

1273
00:55:17,707 --> 00:55:20,367
Ah! I love Rollerblades.
Where are we going?

1274
00:55:20,402 --> 00:55:22,203
- Barbie Land.
- [Sasha] What? Mom!

1275
00:55:22,238 --> 00:55:24,040
Are you really gonna let Barbie

1276
00:55:24,075 --> 00:55:26,582
take you and your tween
daughter to an imaginary land?

1277
00:55:26,617 --> 00:55:28,881
Yes, and you wanna know why?
Because I never get to do anything.

1278
00:55:28,915 --> 00:55:31,212
I didn't even go on that cruise
I won at your school raffle

1279
00:55:31,247 --> 00:55:33,247
because I didn't have enough vacation
days and your dad's allergic to sun.

1280
00:55:33,282 --> 00:55:35,524
-Oh.
-What about Dad? We can't just leave him!

1281
00:55:35,559 --> 00:55:37,086
He'll be fine.

1282
00:55:37,121 --> 00:55:38,384
<i>Bolígrafos.</i>

1283
00:55:38,419 --> 00:55:39,595
[voice on app] <i>Bolígrafos.</i>

1284
00:55:39,630 --> 00:55:40,860
<i>Bolígrafos.</i>

1285
00:55:40,895 --> 00:55:42,895
[correct answer chimes]

1286
00:55:42,929 --> 00:55:43,928
Yeah, yeah. He'll be fine.

1287
00:55:43,963 --> 00:55:45,292
Ready for fun?

1288
00:55:45,327 --> 00:55:46,568
- Yes!
- Great!

1289
00:55:46,603 --> 00:55:49,033
Here we go!

1290
00:55:49,068 --> 00:55:50,737
- Come on and feel the magic.
- ["Journey To The Real World" instrumental playing]

1291
00:55:50,772 --> 00:55:52,872
[Sasha's mom gasps]
Where are we?

1292
00:55:52,907 --> 00:55:54,269
How did we get
into these clothes?

1293
00:55:54,303 --> 00:55:55,742
How did we get
into this vehicle?

1294
00:55:55,778 --> 00:55:57,448
When I was a kid,
I lost these boots

1295
00:55:57,483 --> 00:55:59,483
and my mom wouldn't let me
buy a whole new Barbie

1296
00:55:59,517 --> 00:56:00,912
just to replace the boots.

1297
00:56:00,947 --> 00:56:02,651
- They look so good on you.
- Why, thank you.

1298
00:56:02,686 --> 00:56:04,784
- Hey, you!
- She was always my favorite Barbie.

1299
00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:06,215
You're my favorite human.

1300
00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:08,921
Don't tell him,
but I never got a Ken.

1301
00:56:08,955 --> 00:56:10,955
That's because Ken
is totally superfluous.

1302
00:56:10,990 --> 00:56:13,057
- [Sasha's mom laughing]
- [gasps] I didn't say that.

1303
00:56:13,092 --> 00:56:16,060
Women hold all major positions
of power, control all the money.

1304
00:56:16,095 --> 00:56:17,797
Basically, everything
that men do in your world,

1305
00:56:17,832 --> 00:56:19,062
- women do in ours.
- [Sasha's mom gasps]

1306
00:56:19,097 --> 00:56:20,426
I mean,
that sounds kind of cool.

1307
00:56:20,461 --> 00:56:22,967
- Sasha, look, dolphins!
- [all chuckling]

1308
00:56:23,002 --> 00:56:26,510
- ["Closer to Fine" playing]
<i>- ♪ Closer I am to fine ♪</i>

1309
00:56:26,544 --> 00:56:27,972
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1310
00:56:28,008 --> 00:56:29,975
<i>♪ Closer I am to fine ♪</i>

1311
00:56:30,010 --> 00:56:31,581
[yells] What is this song?

1312
00:56:31,616 --> 00:56:33,308
Oh, and we have
a female president

1313
00:56:33,343 --> 00:56:36,245
and it's fun and work
and friendship and female 24/7.

1314
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,279
[Sasha] Do giant hands come in
and play with you?

1315
00:56:38,314 --> 00:56:39,918
[Barbie] No, that's crazy.

1316
00:56:39,953 --> 00:56:42,416
Excuse me. Have you seen
a group of women on wheels?

1317
00:56:42,451 --> 00:56:43,956
Actually, yeah,

1318
00:56:43,991 --> 00:56:45,254
there was a blonde,
a brunette and a tween.

1319
00:56:45,289 --> 00:56:46,288
They Rollerbladed
in that direction.

1320
00:56:46,323 --> 00:56:47,993
Oh, no.

1321
00:56:48,027 --> 00:56:50,193
First step
is always Rollerblading.

1322
00:56:50,228 --> 00:56:51,325
[Aaron] Excuse me, sir?

1323
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,537
They've gone to Barbie Land.

1324
00:56:53,571 --> 00:56:55,429
- Oh, no.
- And she's brought humans there with her.

1325
00:56:55,464 --> 00:56:57,431
This could mean extremely
weird things for our world.

1326
00:56:57,465 --> 00:56:58,938
Like what?

1327
00:56:58,973 --> 00:57:00,544
Nothing any of our collective
imaginations

1328
00:57:00,579 --> 00:57:01,775
could ever dream up.

1329
00:57:01,810 --> 00:57:05,208
A podcast
hosted by two wise trees.

1330
00:57:05,243 --> 00:57:08,650
Or a choir
of 2,000 young fathers.

1331
00:57:08,686 --> 00:57:11,477
Not even close. We've
got to get to Barbie Land.

1332
00:57:11,512 --> 00:57:15,822
Go! Find some blades now!
Just pick a direction and run!

1333
00:57:15,858 --> 00:57:19,628
I can practically feel
my heels lifting already. Yes!

1334
00:57:19,663 --> 00:57:22,489
This is what I was supposed
to do. Bring you back here.

1335
00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:24,534
- It feels right.
- It does.

1336
00:57:24,569 --> 00:57:26,361
Okay, this is...

1337
00:57:26,396 --> 00:57:28,703
- Oh. That's strange.
- [cheerleaders cheering]

1338
00:57:28,738 --> 00:57:30,541
[shouting and cheering]

1339
00:57:30,576 --> 00:57:32,169
["Man I Am" playing]

1340
00:57:32,204 --> 00:57:35,578
♪ <i> 'Cause that's the man I am ♪</i>

1341
00:57:35,613 --> 00:57:37,811
♪ <i> Baby, treat me right ♪</i>

1342
00:57:37,846 --> 00:57:41,310
Incoming brewski beer.
[mimics airplane]

1343
00:57:41,345 --> 00:57:43,344
So, that's our president,
with the beer.

1344
00:57:43,379 --> 00:57:46,249
And the cheering squad
is the Supreme Court.

1345
00:57:46,283 --> 00:57:49,384
This is so much better
than being president.

1346
00:57:49,419 --> 00:57:51,694
Something's weird today.

1347
00:57:51,729 --> 00:57:53,222
- [water bubbling]
- Hi, Barbie!

1348
00:57:54,126 --> 00:57:56,159
Oh, okay. Hi, Ken.

1349
00:57:56,194 --> 00:58:00,702
-Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty.
-Ah.

1350
00:58:01,772 --> 00:58:03,838
Anyway, uh...

1351
00:58:03,872 --> 00:58:05,531
Wait until you see
my Dreamhouse.

1352
00:58:05,566 --> 00:58:08,040
Everything I've bought and own
will totally inspire you.

1353
00:58:08,075 --> 00:58:09,547
And we can change clothes again!

1354
00:58:12,716 --> 00:58:14,408
- That's the Capitol.
- [Sasha's mom] Ah!

1355
00:58:14,444 --> 00:58:16,081
- It's pink?
- Pink!

1356
00:58:16,116 --> 00:58:17,379
And that's the...

1357
00:58:17,414 --> 00:58:19,348
[horse neighing]

1358
00:58:19,383 --> 00:58:21,547
[Sam Smith] ♪<i> You think</i>
<i>That women rule the world ♪</i>

1359
00:58:21,582 --> 00:58:24,451
[Barbie] These are the
Dreamhouses. This is where I live.

1360
00:58:24,486 --> 00:58:26,553
[Sasha's mom] You can see
through the houses.

1361
00:58:26,588 --> 00:58:28,730
So does each Barbie, like,
have their own house?

1362
00:58:28,766 --> 00:58:30,524
- Mmm-hmm.
- That's cool.

1363
00:58:30,558 --> 00:58:31,997
Where do the Kens stay?

1364
00:58:32,901 --> 00:58:34,604
I don't know.

1365
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,234
At first I thought
the Real World was run by men.

1366
00:58:37,269 --> 00:58:38,642
And then there was a minute

1367
00:58:38,677 --> 00:58:41,402
where I thought
it was run by horses.

1368
00:58:41,437 --> 00:58:44,439
But then I realized that horses
are just men extenders.

1369
00:58:44,474 --> 00:58:46,880
- [Kens] Oh!
- [Pompadour Ken] Hmm?

1370
00:58:46,915 --> 00:58:48,816
Oh. I had that treehouse.

1371
00:58:48,851 --> 00:58:50,951
I saved up my allowance
to buy it.

1372
00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:55,582
[Barbie] I've never seen a car like
that before. What happened here?

1373
00:58:55,616 --> 00:58:58,287
Everything,
basically everything exists

1374
00:58:58,322 --> 00:59:01,126
to expand and elevate
the presence of men.

1375
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,062
- That's amazing.
- That's beautiful.

1376
00:59:03,096 --> 00:59:04,425
- I know.
- [other Ken 1] Barbie's here.

1377
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,592
[other Ken 2] Uh-oh.

1378
00:59:05,627 --> 00:59:08,671
- Ken?
- [laughs nervously]

1379
00:59:08,706 --> 00:59:10,673
What have you done?

1380
00:59:10,708 --> 00:59:13,335
What are you wearing?

1381
00:59:13,371 --> 00:59:16,306
Don't question it.
Just roll with it, tiny baby.

1382
00:59:16,341 --> 00:59:18,275
- [other Ken] Tiny baby.
- Don't call me baby.

1383
00:59:18,310 --> 00:59:20,277
What about mini-baby?
Like this mini-fridge.

1384
00:59:20,312 --> 00:59:21,179
[Kens laugh]

1385
00:59:21,214 --> 00:59:22,949
No, Ken.

1386
00:59:22,984 --> 00:59:26,315
This is my Dreamhouse.
It is my Dreamhouse! It's mine!

1387
00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:28,417
No, this is no longer
Barbie's Dreamhouse.

1388
00:59:28,452 --> 00:59:33,994
This shall henceforth be known
as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House.

1389
00:59:34,028 --> 00:59:35,995
You don't have to say dojo
and house.

1390
00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:37,459
And casa...

1391
00:59:37,494 --> 00:59:39,494
But you do
because it feels good. Try it.

1392
00:59:39,529 --> 00:59:41,771
- [both] Mojo Dojo Casa...
- No, girls. Don't say it.

1393
00:59:41,806 --> 00:59:43,838
Mojo Dojo Casa House.

1394
00:59:43,873 --> 00:59:45,709
[laughs]

1395
00:59:45,743 --> 00:59:47,205
[Mattel CEO] Give it to
me straight. How weird is it?

1396
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,208
Whoa, boss,
these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses

1397
00:59:50,243 --> 00:59:52,507
are literally flying
off the shelves.

1398
00:59:52,542 --> 00:59:56,720
The kids are clamoring for
them. Ken is on T-shirts, mugs.

1399
00:59:56,755 --> 00:59:58,886
- It's the number one tattoo.
- [Mattel CEO] Oh, no.

1400
00:59:58,922 --> 01:00:01,857
Warner Bros. Have started
auditions for the Ken movie,

1401
01:00:01,892 --> 01:00:05,795
which is already
a blockbuster hit. [Laughs]

1402
01:00:05,830 --> 01:00:07,620
It's happening. That thing
we could never imagine.

1403
01:00:07,655 --> 01:00:09,128
If we don't get my words lady...

1404
01:00:09,163 --> 01:00:11,064
- Executive Assistant.
- My Executive Words Lady

1405
01:00:11,099 --> 01:00:12,460
and someone
who's probably her daughter

1406
01:00:12,495 --> 01:00:13,868
back here and close the portal,

1407
01:00:13,904 --> 01:00:15,397
our worlds could be altered
forever.

1408
01:00:15,432 --> 01:00:17,301
Well, what does it matter
if it's Barbie or Ken?

1409
01:00:17,335 --> 01:00:18,664
The money is pouring in.

1410
01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:20,908
Shame on you,
Executive Number Two.

1411
01:00:20,943 --> 01:00:23,043
You think I spent
my entire life in boardrooms

1412
01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,208
because of a bottom line?

1413
01:00:24,243 --> 01:00:25,716
No! I got into this business

1414
01:00:25,751 --> 01:00:28,015
because of little girls
and their dreams.

1415
01:00:28,049 --> 01:00:30,314
In the least creepy way
possible.

1416
01:00:30,348 --> 01:00:33,316
Now, blade faster.
Time is running out.

1417
01:00:33,351 --> 01:00:35,890
Look, I'm just having
some brewski beers

1418
01:00:35,925 --> 01:00:38,222
at my Mojo Dojo Casa House.

1419
01:00:38,257 --> 01:00:39,861
- [all gasp]
- Ken!

1420
01:00:39,896 --> 01:00:41,522
You can stay if you want,

1421
01:00:41,558 --> 01:00:43,228
as my bride wife,

1422
01:00:43,263 --> 01:00:45,868
or my long-term-low-
commitment-distance girlfriend.

1423
01:00:45,903 --> 01:00:47,430
- What do you say?
- Ugh.

1424
01:00:48,267 --> 01:00:49,563
Brewski beer me?

1425
01:00:49,598 --> 01:00:52,402
I will not brewski beer you.

1426
01:00:52,437 --> 01:00:54,943
Ha-ha-ha. That's fine.

1427
01:00:54,978 --> 01:00:56,779
You know, now that you Barbies
aren't around to run everything,

1428
01:00:56,814 --> 01:00:58,341
we can do our hair
however we like.

1429
01:00:58,376 --> 01:00:59,705
I have hats.

1430
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:03,050
Where are my hungry boys?
Who wants snacks?

1431
01:01:03,085 --> 01:01:05,052
Barbie,
I am so happy to see you.

1432
01:01:05,087 --> 01:01:06,283
Can you believe
what is happening?

1433
01:01:06,319 --> 01:01:07,923
I know. Isn't it great?

1434
01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:10,518
Anyone need a brewski beer?

1435
01:01:10,554 --> 01:01:13,192
What are you doing?
You're a doctor.

1436
01:01:13,227 --> 01:01:15,061
I like being
a helpful decoration.

1437
01:01:15,097 --> 01:01:17,932
And Allan likes to help me give
all the Kens foot massages.

1438
01:01:17,967 --> 01:01:19,230
No, I don't, I don't like that.

1439
01:01:19,265 --> 01:01:21,199
[both] We love it.

1440
01:01:21,234 --> 01:01:22,530
- Ugh, so gross.
- I'm so blotto-faced day-drunk right now.

1441
01:01:22,565 --> 01:01:23,531
[laughs]

1442
01:01:23,567 --> 01:01:25,467
Ditto same-same that.

1443
01:01:25,503 --> 01:01:26,974
[Brunette Barbie 2] I like not
having to make any decisions.

1444
01:01:27,009 --> 01:01:29,406
It's like a spa day
for my brain. Forever.

1445
01:01:29,441 --> 01:01:31,242
What is wrong with them?

1446
01:01:31,277 --> 01:01:32,706
We just explained to them
the immaculate,

1447
01:01:32,741 --> 01:01:34,278
impeccable seamless
garment of logic

1448
01:01:34,314 --> 01:01:35,818
that is patriarchy,
and they crumbled.

1449
01:01:35,853 --> 01:01:38,084
Oh, my God.
This is like in the 1500s

1450
01:01:38,119 --> 01:01:39,889
with the indigenous people
and smallpox.

1451
01:01:39,924 --> 01:01:41,417
They had no defenses against it.

1452
01:01:41,453 --> 01:01:44,651
Yeah. Buckle up, babe.
[chuckles]

1453
01:01:44,686 --> 01:01:47,996
Because Barbie Land
is now Ken Land.

1454
01:01:48,031 --> 01:01:50,625
And it's gonna be just like
Century City in Los Angeles,

1455
01:01:50,660 --> 01:01:53,903
because they had it all
figured out in Century City.

1456
01:01:53,938 --> 01:01:56,300
The minute you get
out of your car, you're like,

1457
01:01:56,335 --> 01:01:58,940
"I can't believe
how great this place is!"

1458
01:01:58,975 --> 01:02:01,438
No, no, no. They don't have it
figured out in Century City

1459
01:02:01,472 --> 01:02:03,571
because we failed them.

1460
01:02:03,607 --> 01:02:05,815
[loudly] No! You failed me!

1461
01:02:05,850 --> 01:02:07,410
[sighs]

1462
01:02:07,445 --> 01:02:09,215
- [melancholy music playing]
- [breath trembles]

1463
01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:14,219
Out there, I was somebody.

1464
01:02:16,157 --> 01:02:17,960
And when I walked
down the street...

1465
01:02:20,128 --> 01:02:22,866
people respected me
just for who I am.

1466
01:02:25,827 --> 01:02:29,839
[scoffs] One lady, she even
asked me for the time.

1467
01:02:29,874 --> 01:02:30,796
No way!

1468
01:02:30,831 --> 01:02:32,304
Way. [Chuckles]

1469
01:02:35,011 --> 01:02:36,539
And if it weren't
for these technicalities

1470
01:02:36,574 --> 01:02:39,013
like MBAs, medical degrees,

1471
01:02:39,048 --> 01:02:44,117
and I don't know, swim lessons,
I could have ruled that world.

1472
01:02:44,152 --> 01:02:45,713
But I don't need
any of those things here.

1473
01:02:45,747 --> 01:02:46,890
[chuckles lightly]

1474
01:02:46,925 --> 01:02:50,223
[car bonnet squeaking]

1475
01:02:51,753 --> 01:02:55,227
Here, I'm just a dude.
And you know what?

1476
01:02:59,597 --> 01:03:00,662
That's enough.

1477
01:03:00,697 --> 01:03:01,938
TV remote.

1478
01:03:06,406 --> 01:03:07,668
Which one is it?

1479
01:03:07,703 --> 01:03:09,505
Oh, it's that one right there.

1480
01:03:09,540 --> 01:03:11,573
[Reporter Barbie laughs]

1481
01:03:11,608 --> 01:03:13,048
[TV Ken]<i> Call me Mister Ken
President Prime Minister, ma'am.</i>

1482
01:03:13,082 --> 01:03:14,510
<i>Let's recap
all the amazing changes</i>

1483
01:03:14,546 --> 01:03:15,985
<i>and innovations
thanks to the Kens.</i>

1484
01:03:16,019 --> 01:03:18,515
<i>The Nobel Prize
in horses goes to...</i>

1485
01:03:18,550 --> 01:03:20,154
- [audience Ken]<i> Ken!</i>
- [applause]

1486
01:03:20,189 --> 01:03:22,221
[audience chanting]
<i>Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken!</i>

1487
01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:24,817
[gasps]

1488
01:03:24,852 --> 01:03:26,589
[Reporter Barbie]<i> Wow. And now</i>
<i>you're making it permanent</i>

1489
01:03:26,624 --> 01:03:29,658
<i>with a special election
to change the Constitution.</i>

1490
01:03:29,692 --> 01:03:31,065
<i>That's right. In just 48 hours,</i>

1491
01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:33,067
<i>all the Kens will head
to the polls</i>

1492
01:03:33,103 --> 01:03:34,729
<i>and vote to change the
Constitution to a government</i>

1493
01:03:34,764 --> 01:03:37,105
<i>for the Kens, of the Kens,
and by the Kens!</i>

1494
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:38,831
[cymbals crash]

1495
01:03:38,866 --> 01:03:40,800
[upbeat music playing
on keyboard]

1496
01:03:42,144 --> 01:03:44,178
You can't do this.

1497
01:03:44,213 --> 01:03:45,739
This is Barbie Land.

1498
01:03:45,774 --> 01:03:47,775
The Barbies worked hard
and they dreamed hard

1499
01:03:47,810 --> 01:03:50,679
to make it
everything that it is. You...

1500
01:03:50,714 --> 01:03:54,023
You can't just undo it in a day.

1501
01:03:54,058 --> 01:03:56,289
Literally and figuratively,
watch me.

1502
01:03:57,390 --> 01:04:01,590
Now, if you'll excuse me...

1503
01:04:01,625 --> 01:04:05,760
this is my Mojo Dojo
Casa House, it's not.

1504
01:04:05,795 --> 01:04:08,762
Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House.

1505
01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:11,304
Right?

1506
01:04:12,571 --> 01:04:14,405
- [gasps]
- [somber music playing]

1507
01:04:15,739 --> 01:04:17,012
How's that feel?

1508
01:04:20,512 --> 01:04:22,776
It is not fun, is it?

1509
01:04:24,747 --> 01:04:27,121
[Barbies and Kens]
It's boys' night!

1510
01:04:27,157 --> 01:04:28,353
[all cheering]

1511
01:04:42,469 --> 01:04:44,172
Every night is boys' night.

1512
01:04:48,507 --> 01:04:51,409
[Kens chanting]
Go, Ken! Go, Ken! Go, Ken!

1513
01:04:51,444 --> 01:04:52,476
[Kens cheering]

1514
01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:56,909
[crying]

1515
01:04:56,944 --> 01:05:00,946
Barbie! Take your
lady fashions with you.

1516
01:05:00,982 --> 01:05:04,357
Take your Celebrate Disco
Bell Bottoms...

1517
01:05:04,392 --> 01:05:06,028
- [ding]
- [Barbie] Oh!

1518
01:05:06,063 --> 01:05:08,592
[Ken] ...and your Ice Capades
Pretty Practice Suit

1519
01:05:08,627 --> 01:05:10,263
and Dazzling Show Skirt.

1520
01:05:10,298 --> 01:05:12,134
- [gasps]
- These are archival.

1521
01:05:12,169 --> 01:05:14,861
Your Pajama Jam
in Amsterdam sets.

1522
01:05:14,896 --> 01:05:16,303
[Barbie] No!

1523
01:05:16,338 --> 01:05:18,569
And your Pretty Paisley
Palazzo Pants!

1524
01:05:20,001 --> 01:05:22,936
- Not the Palazzos!
- And get out!

1525
01:05:22,970 --> 01:05:24,245
[crying]

1526
01:05:25,875 --> 01:05:27,577
[Sasha's mom]
Maybe this could fit me.

1527
01:05:30,813 --> 01:05:32,319
Honey.

1528
01:05:32,354 --> 01:05:34,452
Why did you wish me
to your messed-up world

1529
01:05:34,487 --> 01:05:38,523
using your complicated
human thoughts and feelings?

1530
01:05:38,558 --> 01:05:41,591
- What?
- Barbie Land was perfect before.

1531
01:05:42,727 --> 01:05:45,463
I was perfect before.

1532
01:05:45,498 --> 01:05:49,071
I'm so sorry.
I wasn't trying to do anything.

1533
01:05:49,106 --> 01:05:50,336
- [objects clattering]
- Don't apologize.

1534
01:05:51,175 --> 01:05:52,735
Don't blame my mom.

1535
01:05:52,770 --> 01:05:54,506
[Sasha's mom] Aw, Sasha,
that's sweet.

1536
01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:57,574
Maybe you wished us.
Maybe it's your fault, Barbie.

1537
01:05:57,609 --> 01:05:58,905
[Barbie] No,
I didn't wish anything.

1538
01:05:58,941 --> 01:06:02,150
I've never wanted
anything to change.

1539
01:06:02,186 --> 01:06:07,420
Oh, honey, that's life.
It's all change.

1540
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:09,850
That's...

1541
01:06:09,885 --> 01:06:11,522
That's terrifying.

1542
01:06:11,557 --> 01:06:13,458
[somber music playing]

1543
01:06:15,892 --> 01:06:16,825
I don't want that.

1544
01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:18,200
[music swelling]

1545
01:06:18,235 --> 01:06:20,927
Not my life. No, thank you.

1546
01:06:20,962 --> 01:06:24,271
Just, no, I don't want this.

1547
01:06:27,111 --> 01:06:27,935
[sighs]

1548
01:06:30,807 --> 01:06:33,346
I'm just gonna sit here
and wait and hope

1549
01:06:33,381 --> 01:06:36,119
that one of the more
leadership-oriented Barbies

1550
01:06:36,154 --> 01:06:38,121
just snaps out of it

1551
01:06:38,155 --> 01:06:40,122
and does something
about this whole mess.

1552
01:06:40,157 --> 01:06:42,784
I really understand
this feeling.

1553
01:06:42,819 --> 01:06:45,920
It's basically, like, being
a human person all the time...

1554
01:06:45,954 --> 01:06:48,098
Please just leave me here.
Just leave me.

1555
01:06:48,133 --> 01:06:52,058
Go back to your messed-up world
and just leave me to mine.

1556
01:06:52,093 --> 01:06:54,302
- So, you're just gonna give up?
- [Barbie] Yes.

1557
01:06:54,337 --> 01:06:55,996
[body squeaking]

1558
01:06:59,144 --> 01:07:00,637
Okay.

1559
01:07:00,672 --> 01:07:02,243
[Sasha] You know,
I almost feel bad for you,

1560
01:07:02,278 --> 01:07:04,807
but you are exactly
what I thought you were.

1561
01:07:05,975 --> 01:07:07,007
Um...

1562
01:07:08,076 --> 01:07:10,042
Let's go, honey. Let's just...

1563
01:07:10,077 --> 01:07:11,319
Okay, how do we...
How do you expect...

1564
01:07:11,353 --> 01:07:12,815
Do everything we did in reverse.

1565
01:07:15,116 --> 01:07:18,689
Unbelievable. Come on, Mom.
She doesn't deserve you.

1566
01:07:21,825 --> 01:07:23,759
[sighs]

1567
01:07:23,794 --> 01:07:26,631
This is the lowest
I've ever been.

1568
01:07:26,665 --> 01:07:29,369
Emotionally and physically.

1569
01:07:31,099 --> 01:07:32,098
- [cheerful music playing]
- [girl]<i> Okay, kids,</i>

1570
01:07:32,133 --> 01:07:33,505
<i>it's time to run out</i>

1571
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:35,101
<i>and get the new
Depression Barbie.</i>

1572
01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:37,004
<i>She wears sweatpants
all day and night.</i>

1573
01:07:37,039 --> 01:07:39,281
<i>She spent seven hours today
on Instagram,</i>

1574
01:07:39,316 --> 01:07:41,612
<i>looking at her estranged best
friend's engagement photos,</i>

1575
01:07:41,647 --> 01:07:43,846
<i>while eating a family-size bag
of Starbursts.</i>

1576
01:07:43,881 --> 01:07:45,847
<i>And now her jaw is killing her.</i>

1577
01:07:45,882 --> 01:07:48,784
<i>And she's going to watch</i>
<i>the BBC's</i> Pride and Prejudice

1578
01:07:48,819 --> 01:07:51,116
<i>for the seventh time
until she falls asleep.</i>

1579
01:07:51,151 --> 01:07:53,690
<i>Situation of our families is
such that any alliance between us</i>

1580
01:07:53,725 --> 01:07:56,463
<i>must be regarded as a highly
reprehensible connection.</i>

1581
01:07:56,498 --> 01:07:59,861
[girl]<i> Anxiety, panic attacks,</i>
<i>and OCD sold separately.</i>

1582
01:07:59,896 --> 01:08:02,964
[Weird Barbie] Barbie.
Barbie, wake up.

1583
01:08:02,999 --> 01:08:03,998
- Hey.
- [female voice]<i> Weird.</i>

1584
01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:06,968
I'm like you now.

1585
01:08:07,002 --> 01:08:08,969
Ugly and unwanted.

1586
01:08:09,808 --> 01:08:10,840
Thanks.

1587
01:08:12,074 --> 01:08:13,447
Let's get her in the back.
Come on.

1588
01:08:13,482 --> 01:08:14,481
One, two...

1589
01:08:14,515 --> 01:08:15,844
[tandem bike bell rings]

1590
01:08:15,879 --> 01:08:16,878
- Isn't this great?
- [executives] Yes.

1591
01:08:16,913 --> 01:08:18,517
Wait until you see the boat.

1592
01:08:18,552 --> 01:08:19,848
[executives] The boat.

1593
01:08:19,884 --> 01:08:21,323
- [laughter]
- [tandem bike bell rings]

1594
01:08:21,357 --> 01:08:23,049
[Mattel CEO] Beautiful
countryside.

1595
01:08:23,084 --> 01:08:24,952
["Closer To Fine" playing]

1596
01:08:24,987 --> 01:08:26,790
[singing along]<i> ♪ He said</i>
<i>He could see through me ♪</i>

1597
01:08:26,825 --> 01:08:30,057
<i>♪ I spent four years prostrate
To the higher mind ♪</i>

1598
01:08:30,092 --> 01:08:34,159
<i>♪ Got my paper and I was free ♪</i>

1599
01:08:34,195 --> 01:08:38,900
[both]<i> ♪ I went to the doctor,</i>
<i>I went to the mountains ♪</i>

1600
01:08:38,935 --> 01:08:41,507
<i>♪ I looked to the children ♪</i>

1601
01:08:41,542 --> 01:08:42,740
♪ <i> I drank from the fountains ♪</i>

1602
01:08:42,775 --> 01:08:44,676
[record scratches]

1603
01:08:44,711 --> 01:08:46,579
[Radio DJ Ken]<i> We interrupt</i>
<i>this broadcast to bring you</i>

1604
01:08:46,614 --> 01:08:48,481
<i>our new radio station only
playing Ken's favorite song.</i>

1605
01:08:48,517 --> 01:08:49,713
["Push" by
Matchbox Twenty playing]

1606
01:08:49,748 --> 01:08:51,649
♪ <i> I want to push you around ♪</i>

1607
01:08:51,684 --> 01:08:54,422
♪ <i> Well, I will, well, I will ♪</i>

1608
01:08:54,457 --> 01:08:56,325
Turn this song off,
for Christ's sake!

1609
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,360
- [all screaming]
- [tires screeching]

1610
01:08:58,395 --> 01:09:00,230
[song distorting]

1611
01:09:03,224 --> 01:09:04,861
- Who are you?
- I'm Allan.

1612
01:09:04,896 --> 01:09:06,697
Oh, you are Allan. That's great.

1613
01:09:06,733 --> 01:09:08,567
Don't tell the Kens.
I'm trying to escape.

1614
01:09:08,602 --> 01:09:10,372
I cannot sit
on one more leather couch.

1615
01:09:10,407 --> 01:09:12,197
It's gonna break my spirit.

1616
01:09:12,232 --> 01:09:14,166
As soon as they figure out
how to build that wall sideways

1617
01:09:14,201 --> 01:09:15,706
and not just up,

1618
01:09:15,741 --> 01:09:18,071
no one is gonna be able
to get in or out.

1619
01:09:18,106 --> 01:09:19,909
So if we want to leave,
we better make a run for it.

1620
01:09:19,943 --> 01:09:22,516
No, Allan. You can't go.
Having a Barbie in the Real World

1621
01:09:22,550 --> 01:09:24,253
is what caused all these
problems in the first place.

1622
01:09:24,288 --> 01:09:26,388
Not one person would care
if Allan was in the Real World.

1623
01:09:26,423 --> 01:09:30,050
In fact, it's happened before.
All of ♪NSYNC, Allan.

1624
01:09:30,085 --> 01:09:31,921
Yes, even him, so come on!

1625
01:09:31,956 --> 01:09:32,954
[Worker Ken] Hey, you there.

1626
01:09:34,056 --> 01:09:35,463
What do we do?

1627
01:09:35,498 --> 01:09:36,431
Just get in the car
and keep it singing.

1628
01:09:36,466 --> 01:09:37,596
- Hey, man.
- What?

1629
01:09:37,631 --> 01:09:39,268
Be ready for anything.

1630
01:09:39,304 --> 01:09:40,566
[Worker Ken] Who are you?

1631
01:09:40,602 --> 01:09:42,799
I'm Allan. I'm, uh,
I'm Ken's buddy.

1632
01:09:42,834 --> 01:09:44,438
Yeah, all of his clothes fit me.

1633
01:09:44,473 --> 01:09:45,406
[all grunting]

1634
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,640
[gasps] Get in the car!

1635
01:09:52,416 --> 01:09:53,810
[Allan] You want a piece?

1636
01:09:53,845 --> 01:09:55,108
Wait, you don't have
a driver's license.

1637
01:09:55,143 --> 01:09:56,209
This car doesn't have an engine.

1638
01:09:56,244 --> 01:09:57,077
[groans] Fine.

1639
01:09:58,421 --> 01:09:59,783
[upbeat music playing]

1640
01:10:01,325 --> 01:10:02,787
What are you doing? We gotta go.

1641
01:10:02,822 --> 01:10:05,328
We have to go back.
Barbie Land needs saving.

1642
01:10:05,363 --> 01:10:06,956
Barbie needs saving.

1643
01:10:06,991 --> 01:10:08,792
What? You hate Barbie!

1644
01:10:08,827 --> 01:10:10,794
But you don't. You've always
believed in what she could be.

1645
01:10:10,829 --> 01:10:14,161
Yeah, well, I was wrong.
Barbie gave up. The Kens won.

1646
01:10:15,098 --> 01:10:16,504
You have to try.

1647
01:10:16,539 --> 01:10:18,165
Even if... Even if you
can't make it perfect,

1648
01:10:18,199 --> 01:10:20,507
- you can make it better.
- I can't make anything better.

1649
01:10:20,542 --> 01:10:22,070
I'm the one
who ruined Barbie Land

1650
01:10:22,104 --> 01:10:23,346
with my stupid drawings
in the first place.

1651
01:10:23,381 --> 01:10:25,105
They're not stupid!
They're amazing!

1652
01:10:27,648 --> 01:10:29,318
You like my drawings?

1653
01:10:29,353 --> 01:10:32,618
They're weird
and dark and crazy.

1654
01:10:32,653 --> 01:10:34,521
Everything
you pretend not to be.

1655
01:10:36,492 --> 01:10:39,956
I am, I am. I'm weird
and I'm dark and I'm crazy.

1656
01:10:42,565 --> 01:10:44,960
- [groaning]
- Easy. Easy.

1657
01:10:47,228 --> 01:10:49,767
Okay. You want some more Allan?

1658
01:10:49,802 --> 01:10:52,001
[Kens gasp]

1659
01:10:52,035 --> 01:10:53,342
We have to get out of here
right now.

1660
01:10:53,377 --> 01:10:56,004
Shut up, Allan!
We're going back.

1661
01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:57,809
Let's go get my doll.

1662
01:10:57,844 --> 01:10:59,007
[snapping fingers]

1663
01:11:00,307 --> 01:11:01,614
[both sigh]

1664
01:11:01,650 --> 01:11:03,781
I'll never get out of here.

1665
01:11:03,816 --> 01:11:05,211
[Sasha] Where do we find Barbie?

1666
01:11:05,247 --> 01:11:06,388
[Allan] There's only
one place she'd be.

1667
01:11:08,755 --> 01:11:09,952
[Blonde Barbie] You're a writer.

1668
01:11:09,987 --> 01:11:11,823
This is your Nobel Prize.

1669
01:11:11,858 --> 01:11:13,121
- Remember winning it?
- Huh.

1670
01:11:13,156 --> 01:11:14,661
It's useless
trying to deprogram her.

1671
01:11:14,696 --> 01:11:16,322
I already did
everything I could.

1672
01:11:16,357 --> 01:11:19,325
Oh, my God. I don't
even know how I got here.

1673
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,898
I don't deserve this.

1674
01:11:20,933 --> 01:11:23,636
Um, I'd like to thank Ken.

1675
01:11:23,671 --> 01:11:26,475
-[Weird Barbie gags] -[Writer
Barbie] Thank you, Ken.

1676
01:11:26,510 --> 01:11:28,411
I love you, Ken.

1677
01:11:28,446 --> 01:11:30,006
The fork in my soup is this,
Barb.

1678
01:11:30,041 --> 01:11:32,976
Why didn't the brainwashing
work on you?

1679
01:11:33,011 --> 01:11:36,077
[Barbie] My exposure to the Real
World must have made me immune.

1680
01:11:36,112 --> 01:11:38,850
Either you're brainwashed,
or you're weird and ugly.

1681
01:11:38,885 --> 01:11:40,082
There is no in between.

1682
01:11:40,117 --> 01:11:41,424
Sing it, sister.

1683
01:11:41,459 --> 01:11:43,085
Well, get ready, kids.

1684
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:44,921
Because in 48 hours,
Barbie Land becomes Ken Land.

1685
01:11:44,957 --> 01:11:46,428
- [door opens]
- [Allan] Come on, gang.

1686
01:11:46,463 --> 01:11:47,759
We'll find Barbie
at the top of these stairs.

1687
01:11:47,794 --> 01:11:49,531
The Kens. They've found us.

1688
01:11:49,566 --> 01:11:50,399
[all clamoring]

1689
01:11:51,568 --> 01:11:53,259
[body squeaking]

1690
01:11:53,294 --> 01:11:54,767
- [Writer Barbie] Ken!
- No! Get back.

1691
01:11:54,802 --> 01:11:55,965
- [Writer Barbie] Ken. Oh. Oh!
- [shushing]

1692
01:11:59,301 --> 01:12:01,334
- [Sasha's mom] Hello?
- Hmm?

1693
01:12:01,368 --> 01:12:03,445
- Humans. We're fine.
- [Barbies] Ah.

1694
01:12:03,481 --> 01:12:05,547
- And Allan.
- [Barbies] Hmm.

1695
01:12:05,582 --> 01:12:08,340
Come into my Weirdhouse.
Hi! I'm Weird Barbie.

1696
01:12:08,376 --> 01:12:10,079
I'm in the splits,
I have a funky haircut,

1697
01:12:10,114 --> 01:12:11,421
and I smell like basement.

1698
01:12:11,455 --> 01:12:14,050
Oh, my God.
I had a Weird Barbie.

1699
01:12:14,084 --> 01:12:17,218
- Yeah, you did.
- You make them weird by playing too hard.

1700
01:12:17,253 --> 01:12:18,955
That's cool.

1701
01:12:18,990 --> 01:12:20,891
[gasps] That's Sugar Daddy Ken.
And Earring Magic Ken.

1702
01:12:20,926 --> 01:12:22,432
Mattel discontinued them.

1703
01:12:22,467 --> 01:12:23,697
- Sugar Daddy?
- No, no, no.

1704
01:12:23,732 --> 01:12:25,028
I'm not a sugar daddy.

1705
01:12:25,063 --> 01:12:27,569
This is Sugar,
and I'm her daddy.

1706
01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:29,934
And I have an earring.
A magic earring.

1707
01:12:29,969 --> 01:12:31,770
These were actual Kens.

1708
01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:34,366
[gasps] More
discontinued Barbies.

1709
01:12:34,402 --> 01:12:36,907
Growing Up Skipper? May I?

1710
01:12:36,942 --> 01:12:38,107
- Okay.
- [Sasha's mom] Watch this.

1711
01:12:38,142 --> 01:12:39,448
[air hisses]

1712
01:12:39,483 --> 01:12:41,879
- Her boobs grow.
- Why would they do that?

1713
01:12:41,915 --> 01:12:43,815
[Sasha's mom]
And Barbie Video Girl.

1714
01:12:43,851 --> 01:12:46,983
I have a TV in my back.
You know whose dream that is?

1715
01:12:47,018 --> 01:12:49,315
Nobody. Nobody's dream.

1716
01:12:49,350 --> 01:12:51,251
And that's Barbie Barbie,
of course.

1717
01:12:51,286 --> 01:12:53,462
She's not dead. She's just
having an existential crisis.

1718
01:12:53,497 --> 01:12:54,992
[Sasha's mom] Okay, come on.

1719
01:12:56,423 --> 01:12:57,433
Hey.

1720
01:12:58,425 --> 01:12:59,293
What's wrong?

1721
01:13:03,431 --> 01:13:07,103
[crying] I'm not pretty anymore.

1722
01:13:08,809 --> 01:13:10,612
What? You're so pretty.

1723
01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:14,274
I'm not
Stereotypical Barbie pretty.

1724
01:13:14,309 --> 01:13:15,913
[narrator]
<i>Note to the filmmakers.</i>

1725
01:13:15,948 --> 01:13:17,146
<i>Margot Robbie is
the wrong person to cast</i>

1726
01:13:17,181 --> 01:13:18,278
<i>if you want to make this point.</i>

1727
01:13:18,313 --> 01:13:20,655
But you're beautiful.

1728
01:13:20,690 --> 01:13:22,349
It's not just that. I'm not...

1729
01:13:24,221 --> 01:13:25,957
smart enough to be interesting.

1730
01:13:25,991 --> 01:13:28,190
You're so smart.

1731
01:13:28,225 --> 01:13:30,224
- I can't do brain surgery, I've never flown a plane.
- [Sasha's mom scoffs]

1732
01:13:31,734 --> 01:13:33,030
I'm not the president.

1733
01:13:34,737 --> 01:13:36,802
No one on the Supreme Court
is me.

1734
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:43,513
I'm not good enough
for anything.

1735
01:13:46,683 --> 01:13:47,748
[crying softly]

1736
01:13:50,081 --> 01:13:53,016
It is literally impossible
to be a woman.

1737
01:13:54,756 --> 01:13:58,318
You are so beautiful
and so smart,

1738
01:13:58,353 --> 01:14:01,860
and it kills me that you don't
think you're good enough.

1739
01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:07,063
Like we have to always
be extraordinary.

1740
01:14:07,098 --> 01:14:11,101
But somehow,
we're always doing it wrong.

1741
01:14:12,775 --> 01:14:14,071
[sighs]

1742
01:14:14,106 --> 01:14:15,808
You have to be thin
but not too thin,

1743
01:14:15,843 --> 01:14:18,009
and you can never say
you want to be thin.

1744
01:14:18,044 --> 01:14:20,175
You have to say
you want to be healthy,

1745
01:14:20,211 --> 01:14:23,817
but also you have to be thin.

1746
01:14:23,852 --> 01:14:26,687
You have to have money,
but you can't ask for money

1747
01:14:26,723 --> 01:14:28,349
because that's crass.

1748
01:14:29,385 --> 01:14:30,889
[sighs]

1749
01:14:30,924 --> 01:14:32,858
You have to be a boss
but you can't be mean.

1750
01:14:32,894 --> 01:14:35,663
You have to lead, but you can't
squash other people's ideas.

1751
01:14:35,698 --> 01:14:37,259
You're supposed to love
being a mother,

1752
01:14:37,293 --> 01:14:39,525
but don't talk about your kids
all the damn time.

1753
01:14:39,559 --> 01:14:41,229
You have to be a career woman

1754
01:14:41,264 --> 01:14:44,573
but also always be
looking out for other people.

1755
01:14:44,609 --> 01:14:47,741
You have to answer for men's
bad behavior, which is insane,

1756
01:14:47,776 --> 01:14:50,711
but if you point that out,
you're accused of complaining.

1757
01:14:50,746 --> 01:14:53,274
You're supposed to stay pretty
for men but not so pretty

1758
01:14:53,309 --> 01:14:54,682
that you tempt them too much

1759
01:14:54,718 --> 01:14:56,344
or that you threaten other women

1760
01:14:56,379 --> 01:14:58,049
because you're supposed to be
a part of the sisterhood

1761
01:14:58,084 --> 01:14:59,786
but always stand out.

1762
01:14:59,821 --> 01:15:02,448
And always be grateful.

1763
01:15:02,483 --> 01:15:04,351
But never forget
that the system is rigged,

1764
01:15:04,386 --> 01:15:05,892
so find a way
to acknowledge that

1765
01:15:05,926 --> 01:15:07,959
but also always be grateful.

1766
01:15:07,994 --> 01:15:09,961
You have to never get old,

1767
01:15:09,997 --> 01:15:12,898
never be rude, never show off,

1768
01:15:12,934 --> 01:15:15,198
never be selfish,
never fall down,

1769
01:15:15,233 --> 01:15:17,200
never fail, never show fear,

1770
01:15:17,235 --> 01:15:19,069
never get out of line.

1771
01:15:19,105 --> 01:15:21,710
It's too hard,
it's too contradictory,

1772
01:15:21,745 --> 01:15:24,746
and nobody gives you a medal
or says thank you.

1773
01:15:24,781 --> 01:15:26,275
And it turns out, in fact,

1774
01:15:26,310 --> 01:15:27,539
that not only
are you doing everything wrong

1775
01:15:27,575 --> 01:15:30,014
but also
everything is your fault.

1776
01:15:32,151 --> 01:15:33,083
[sighs]

1777
01:15:35,121 --> 01:15:38,727
I'm just so tired
of watching myself

1778
01:15:38,762 --> 01:15:42,632
and every single other woman

1779
01:15:42,667 --> 01:15:47,031
tie herself into knots
so that people will like us.

1780
01:15:50,499 --> 01:15:52,334
And if all of that

1781
01:15:53,337 --> 01:15:56,106
is also true for a doll

1782
01:15:57,439 --> 01:16:01,442
just representing a woman...

1783
01:16:03,984 --> 01:16:06,545
then I don't even know.

1784
01:16:12,795 --> 01:16:13,662
Wait.

1785
01:16:15,061 --> 01:16:17,325
I did write a book.

1786
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,460
It's like I've been in a dream,

1787
01:16:19,494 --> 01:16:22,495
where I was somehow
really invested

1788
01:16:22,530 --> 01:16:25,301
in the Zack Snyder cut
of<i> Justice League.</i>

1789
01:16:27,140 --> 01:16:30,041
But what you said
broke me out of it.

1790
01:16:30,978 --> 01:16:31,878
Really?

1791
01:16:31,913 --> 01:16:33,045
Yeah.

1792
01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:35,014
You're back. She's back.

1793
01:16:35,049 --> 01:16:37,346
By giving voice to the
cognitive dissonance required

1794
01:16:37,381 --> 01:16:38,985
to be a woman
under the patriarchy,

1795
01:16:39,019 --> 01:16:41,085
- you robbed it of its power.
- Yes.

1796
01:16:42,726 --> 01:16:44,122
Wow, I just said all of that.

1797
01:16:44,157 --> 01:16:46,696
Hell, yes, White Savior Barbie!

1798
01:16:46,731 --> 01:16:50,029
No, it was your mom.
Your mom did the saving.

1799
01:16:50,064 --> 01:16:52,129
We have to stop the Kens.

1800
01:16:52,164 --> 01:16:54,461
And you need to say all of
those things to the other Barbies.

1801
01:16:54,497 --> 01:16:55,837
- That's the key.
- Got it.

1802
01:16:55,872 --> 01:16:57,168
But how are we gonna
get the Barbies

1803
01:16:57,203 --> 01:16:58,741
away from their Kens?

1804
01:16:58,776 --> 01:17:00,302
We have experience
with a world like this one.

1805
01:17:00,338 --> 01:17:01,809
Do you have a map
of Barbie Land?

1806
01:17:01,844 --> 01:17:03,844
What do you think?

1807
01:17:03,879 --> 01:17:04,845
[whirring]

1808
01:17:06,706 --> 01:17:08,310
-Wow.
-[Weird Barbie] Thanks. I built it.

1809
01:17:08,345 --> 01:17:09,576
Okay, here's the deal.

1810
01:17:09,610 --> 01:17:11,215
It's not just about
how they see us,

1811
01:17:11,249 --> 01:17:12,985
it's about
how they see themselves.

1812
01:17:13,020 --> 01:17:15,922
Ken Land contains the seeds
of its own destruction.

1813
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:18,893
First we have to get the
Barbies away from their Kens.

1814
01:17:18,928 --> 01:17:22,193
We could use a decoy Barbie
who pretends to be brainwashed.

1815
01:17:22,228 --> 01:17:23,524
- That should be you.
- Cool.

1816
01:17:25,198 --> 01:17:26,802
[rousing pop music playing]

1817
01:17:30,532 --> 01:17:33,039
[Sasha]<i> Distract them by
appearing helpless and confused.</i>

1818
01:17:33,073 --> 01:17:35,370
<i>Kens cannot resist
a damsel in distress.</i>

1819
01:17:35,405 --> 01:17:37,879
[Sasha's mom]<i> You have to make
them believe that you're complacent.</i>

1820
01:17:37,914 --> 01:17:39,782
<i>That they have the power.</i>

1821
01:17:39,817 --> 01:17:42,378
<i>And when their guard is down,
you take the power back.</i>

1822
01:17:45,383 --> 01:17:47,448
The influence that Porsche 356

1823
01:17:47,483 --> 01:17:49,616
has had on the motoring world
as a whole,

1824
01:17:49,650 --> 01:17:50,892
it can't be overstated.

1825
01:17:50,927 --> 01:17:53,191
Oh! Photoshop is so hard!

1826
01:17:53,226 --> 01:17:55,522
I just don't understand
how to use the Select tool.

1827
01:17:55,557 --> 01:17:57,393
Honey, you can only use
the Select tool

1828
01:17:57,428 --> 01:17:58,899
if the layer is highlighted.

1829
01:17:58,935 --> 01:17:59,967
Let me show you.

1830
01:18:00,002 --> 01:18:01,462
My tiny head is just swimming

1831
01:18:01,497 --> 01:18:03,431
with technical jargon
like color bands...

1832
01:18:03,466 --> 01:18:06,237
- Oh! Hi.
- ...and magnetic lassos and bit maps.

1833
01:18:06,271 --> 01:18:08,437
Do you think that you and your
strong arms can explain...

1834
01:18:08,472 --> 01:18:10,537
- Oh! What's happening?
- [Barbie] Allan, go around!

1835
01:18:10,572 --> 01:18:11,472
[President Barbie] Ahh!

1836
01:18:12,816 --> 01:18:14,278
- Oh, but what about Ken?
- No, no, no!

1837
01:18:14,313 --> 01:18:17,049
- No, but I love him!
- [Barbie] Come on, Allan!

1838
01:18:17,084 --> 01:18:19,547
[President Barbie] Hey!
What's gonna happen to Ken?

1839
01:18:19,582 --> 01:18:20,954
[Sasha's mom] Just listen.

1840
01:18:20,989 --> 01:18:22,385
You have to be their mommies

1841
01:18:22,420 --> 01:18:23,991
but not remind them
of their mommy.

1842
01:18:24,026 --> 01:18:26,157
Any power you have
must be masked under a giggle.

1843
01:18:26,192 --> 01:18:27,191
[ding]

1844
01:18:28,865 --> 01:18:29,898
What happened?

1845
01:18:29,933 --> 01:18:31,459
One minute I was president,

1846
01:18:31,495 --> 01:18:34,297
and the next I was cutting
a Ken steak for him.

1847
01:18:34,332 --> 01:18:36,399
Welcome back, Madam President.

1848
01:18:36,434 --> 01:18:39,841
Then we'll recruit the now
unbrainwashed Barbies to our cause.

1849
01:18:39,876 --> 01:18:42,107
[Barbie]<i> They can be</i>
<i>the new decoys.</i>

1850
01:18:42,142 --> 01:18:44,076
[Sasha's mom]<i> You can tell him
that you've never seen</i> The Godfather.

1851
01:18:44,111 --> 01:18:46,738
<i>And that you'd love them
to explain it to you.</i>

1852
01:18:46,774 --> 01:18:49,412
Ooh, are you guys
watching<i> The Godfather?</i>

1853
01:18:49,447 --> 01:18:50,676
<i>The Godfather.</i>

1854
01:18:50,712 --> 01:18:52,316
I've never seen it.

1855
01:18:52,351 --> 01:18:54,119
Oh, my God. You've
never seen <i>The Godfather?</i>

1856
01:18:54,154 --> 01:18:56,353
This movie is a rich blend
of Coppola's aesthetic genius

1857
01:18:56,387 --> 01:18:57,959
and a triumph for Robert Evans

1858
01:18:57,994 --> 01:18:59,587
and the architecture
of the '70s studio system.

1859
01:18:59,622 --> 01:19:00,929
[President Barbie] Can you
start the movie over

1860
01:19:00,963 --> 01:19:02,425
and just talk
through the whole thing?

1861
01:19:02,460 --> 01:19:04,294
You have to find a way
to reject men's advances

1862
01:19:04,329 --> 01:19:05,933
without damaging their egos.

1863
01:19:05,968 --> 01:19:07,430
Because if you say yes to them,
you're a tramp,

1864
01:19:07,464 --> 01:19:09,366
but if you say no to them,
you're a prude.

1865
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:11,005
[dings]

1866
01:19:11,039 --> 01:19:12,534
I don't wanna touch a foot.

1867
01:19:12,569 --> 01:19:13,843
No, you don't.

1868
01:19:13,878 --> 01:19:16,175
Another one,
be confused about money.

1869
01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:18,705
I just have all my money
in a savings account.

1870
01:19:18,740 --> 01:19:20,344
That's totally wrong.
You need treasury bonds,

1871
01:19:20,379 --> 01:19:21,642
corporate bonds, CDs.

1872
01:19:21,677 --> 01:19:23,445
No one has CDs anymore.

1873
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:26,185
Oh, sweetheart, you are so cute
when you're confused.

1874
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:27,988
But no, not music.

1875
01:19:28,023 --> 01:19:30,486
CD stands for
Certificate of Deposit.

1876
01:19:30,521 --> 01:19:33,027
Stephen Malkmus really
harnessed the acerbic talk-singing

1877
01:19:33,062 --> 01:19:34,688
of Lou Reed
with post-punk influences

1878
01:19:34,723 --> 01:19:36,690
- such as Wire and The Fall.
- [dings]

1879
01:19:36,725 --> 01:19:38,626
What am I wearing?
I would never choose this.

1880
01:19:38,661 --> 01:19:41,134
Because you're a physicist.
Do you want some pants?

1881
01:19:41,169 --> 01:19:42,201
Yeah.

1882
01:19:42,236 --> 01:19:43,873
- [dinging]
- [gasps]

1883
01:19:43,907 --> 01:19:45,533
Welcome back, Barbie.

1884
01:19:45,568 --> 01:19:48,536
Gee, I am so awkward
and don't feel pretty at all,

1885
01:19:48,571 --> 01:19:50,472
and will anyone ever like me?

1886
01:19:50,507 --> 01:19:52,408
[Sasha]<i> Or distract them</i>
<i>with the old standby.</i>

1887
01:19:52,443 --> 01:19:54,641
<i>Wearing glasses so they can
discover that you're pretty.</i>

1888
01:19:54,676 --> 01:19:56,446
- May I?
- Sure. Go ahead.

1889
01:20:00,782 --> 01:20:04,586
There. Now we can see
your beautiful face.

1890
01:20:04,621 --> 01:20:06,818
And then there's pretending
to be terrible

1891
01:20:06,854 --> 01:20:08,325
at every sport ever.

1892
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,360
Here, let me show you.

1893
01:20:10,395 --> 01:20:12,165
Here, let me show you.

1894
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,431
- Here, let me show you.
- Here, let me show you.

1895
01:20:14,466 --> 01:20:16,730
[Kens] Here, let us show you.

1896
01:20:16,765 --> 01:20:19,040
We'll do this
until every single Barbie

1897
01:20:19,074 --> 01:20:21,767
is deprogrammed and ready
to take back Barbie Land.

1898
01:20:21,802 --> 01:20:22,868
- Yes!
- Yes!

1899
01:20:22,903 --> 01:20:24,144
Yeah!

1900
01:20:26,543 --> 01:20:28,510
[whistles]

1901
01:20:28,545 --> 01:20:33,021
Hey! Tomorrow the Kens vote
to change the Constitution,

1902
01:20:33,055 --> 01:20:34,517
so we have to get there first.

1903
01:20:34,552 --> 01:20:36,056
The final stage of our plan,

1904
01:20:36,091 --> 01:20:38,388
to turn the Kens
against each other.

1905
01:20:38,424 --> 01:20:40,721
Now that they think
they have power over you,

1906
01:20:40,756 --> 01:20:42,964
you make them question whether
they have enough power

1907
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,460
over each other.

1908
01:20:44,495 --> 01:20:46,759
What if this doesn't work?

1909
01:20:46,794 --> 01:20:48,003
What if he doesn't...

1910
01:20:49,633 --> 01:20:51,071
like me anymore?

1911
01:20:52,438 --> 01:20:55,339
- He likes you.
- He was really upset.

1912
01:20:56,606 --> 01:20:58,441
Because he likes you.

1913
01:20:58,476 --> 01:21:00,146
And because he knows deep down

1914
01:21:00,181 --> 01:21:02,314
that you don't like him
the same way.

1915
01:21:02,348 --> 01:21:04,084
It still doesn't mean
I want to hurt him.

1916
01:21:05,484 --> 01:21:07,318
He took your house.

1917
01:21:07,353 --> 01:21:08,716
He brainwashed your friends.

1918
01:21:08,751 --> 01:21:10,652
He wants to control
the government.

1919
01:21:10,687 --> 01:21:12,093
True.

1920
01:21:12,127 --> 01:21:14,326
- [Sasha's mom] Girl.
- Yeah.

1921
01:21:14,361 --> 01:21:16,129
- Wow.
- Yeah.

1922
01:21:16,164 --> 01:21:18,561
It's like I'm a woman already.

1923
01:21:18,596 --> 01:21:20,134
[Sasha's mom] Welcome.

1924
01:21:20,169 --> 01:21:21,662
Is this what it's like?

1925
01:21:21,697 --> 01:21:23,631
[groans] It's time.

1926
01:21:23,667 --> 01:21:24,863
I'm ready.

1927
01:21:25,932 --> 01:21:26,943
Thank you.

1928
01:21:27,769 --> 01:21:28,670
Here I go.

1929
01:21:31,807 --> 01:21:32,806
[doorbell rings]

1930
01:21:35,481 --> 01:21:37,679
- Hi.
- [objects shuffling]

1931
01:21:39,056 --> 01:21:40,616
[objects clattering]

1932
01:21:40,651 --> 01:21:42,815
- [Ken] Ahh!
- [objects clatter]

1933
01:21:46,689 --> 01:21:49,196
Oh, hey.
You've caught me reading.

1934
01:21:49,230 --> 01:21:51,263
Oh.

1935
01:21:51,298 --> 01:21:52,661
- I've been thinking.
- Mm-hmm.

1936
01:21:52,696 --> 01:21:54,663
- [Barbie] Ken Land.
- Kendom.

1937
01:21:54,698 --> 01:21:56,202
- Kendom.
- Kendom Land.

1938
01:21:56,238 --> 01:21:57,633
- Land of the...
- Land of the free and the men.

1939
01:21:57,668 --> 01:21:59,337
Right. Well, this place is...

1940
01:21:59,372 --> 01:22:00,701
[Ken] Kendom Land.

1941
01:22:00,736 --> 01:22:02,209
...really great.

1942
01:22:02,243 --> 01:22:04,672
And the Kens really
are just better at ruling

1943
01:22:04,708 --> 01:22:06,642
than the Barbies ever were.

1944
01:22:06,677 --> 01:22:09,182
Well, we just took patriarchy
and you know, made a patriarchy.

1945
01:22:09,217 --> 01:22:11,448
- Yeah, well, I was thinking...
- Yes?

1946
01:22:11,483 --> 01:22:15,320
I'm ready to be
your long-term-distance

1947
01:22:15,355 --> 01:22:17,455
low-commitment
casual girlfriend,

1948
01:22:17,490 --> 01:22:18,884
if you'll still have me.

1949
01:22:20,757 --> 01:22:22,129
Would you just hold on
for one second?

1950
01:22:22,164 --> 01:22:23,196
[Barbie] Oh, okay.

1951
01:22:28,665 --> 01:22:29,730
[Ken, loudly] Sublime!

1952
01:22:34,034 --> 01:22:35,802
I don't know. I'm gonna
have to think about that.

1953
01:22:35,837 --> 01:22:36,672
[Barbie] Oh.

1954
01:22:38,510 --> 01:22:39,344
Please?

1955
01:22:42,251 --> 01:22:43,678
Okay.

1956
01:22:43,713 --> 01:22:45,647
Come on in.
I'll play the guitar at you.

1957
01:22:45,682 --> 01:22:47,220
Oh, yay!

1958
01:22:47,255 --> 01:22:48,354
[breath shudders]

1959
01:22:48,389 --> 01:22:49,421
[playing "Push"]

1960
01:22:58,365 --> 01:23:02,665
[singing in Rob Thomas' style] <i>♪ Said I
don't know if I've Ever been good enough ♪</i>

1961
01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:04,568
<i>♪ I'm a little bit rusty ♪</i>

1962
01:23:04,603 --> 01:23:07,801
<i>♪ And I think
My head is cavin' in ♪</i>

1963
01:23:09,806 --> 01:23:14,005
<i>♪ And I don't know if I've
Ever been really loved ♪</i>

1964
01:23:14,041 --> 01:23:15,908
<i>♪ By a hand That's touched me ♪</i>

1965
01:23:15,943 --> 01:23:19,714
<i>♪ And I feel like
Something's got to give ♪</i>

1966
01:23:19,749 --> 01:23:23,388
<i>♪ And I'm a little bit angry,
Well ♪</i>

1967
01:23:23,423 --> 01:23:28,327
<i>♪ This ain't over,
No, not here, no ♪</i>

1968
01:23:30,496 --> 01:23:33,398
<i>♪ Not while I still
Need you around ♪</i>

1969
01:23:34,897 --> 01:23:37,732
<i>♪ You don't owe me ♪</i>

1970
01:23:37,767 --> 01:23:41,208
<i>♪ We might change, yeah ♪</i>

1971
01:23:41,243 --> 01:23:44,805
<i>♪ Yeah,
We just might feel good ♪</i>

1972
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:47,644
[Kens]
<i>♪ I wanna push you around ♪</i>

1973
01:23:47,679 --> 01:23:50,382
<i>♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪</i>

1974
01:23:50,417 --> 01:23:53,221
<i>♪ I wanna push you down ♪</i>

1975
01:23:53,255 --> 01:23:55,618
<i>♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪</i>

1976
01:23:55,653 --> 01:23:59,293
[Sasha's mom]<i> This is</i>
<i>the final stage of our plan.</i>

1977
01:23:59,328 --> 01:24:02,053
<i>Give them their dream come true.</i>

1978
01:24:02,088 --> 01:24:04,132
<i>And at the peak
of their happiness,</i>

1979
01:24:04,168 --> 01:24:07,829
<i>when they think you actually
care about this song...</i>

1980
01:24:07,864 --> 01:24:10,337
[singing continues]

1981
01:24:10,372 --> 01:24:11,502
<i>You take it all away.</i>

1982
01:24:12,472 --> 01:24:14,769
<i>♪ I will ♪</i>

1983
01:24:18,038 --> 01:24:19,004
[cell phone chimes]

1984
01:24:21,679 --> 01:24:23,008
[Barbie laughs]

1985
01:24:25,144 --> 01:24:26,617
- Who are you texting?
- [Barbie] Huh?

1986
01:24:26,652 --> 01:24:28,949
Who are you texting?

1987
01:24:28,984 --> 01:24:32,116
- No one.
- Let me just... [chuckles]

1988
01:24:32,152 --> 01:24:33,656
[yells] Ken!

1989
01:24:33,691 --> 01:24:34,790
Sorry. One sec.

1990
01:24:36,794 --> 01:24:39,762
That's a beautiful song
that you're playing.

1991
01:24:39,796 --> 01:24:41,269
Did you write it?

1992
01:24:41,304 --> 01:24:43,205
Yes. You want to sit here
and watch me do it,

1993
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:44,866
while I stare uncomfortably
into your eyes

1994
01:24:44,901 --> 01:24:46,802
- for four and a half minutes?
- I would love that.

1995
01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:47,770
[Kens]<i> ♪ Baby ♪</i>

1996
01:24:47,805 --> 01:24:49,001
Sorry, one sec.

1997
01:24:49,036 --> 01:24:50,773
<i>♪ I wanna push you around ♪</i>

1998
01:24:50,808 --> 01:24:52,643
Be right back.

1999
01:24:52,678 --> 01:24:55,447
<i>♪ Well, I will, well, I will,
I wanna push... ♪</i>

2000
01:24:55,482 --> 01:24:57,042
[Barbie]<i> You play on their egos</i>

2001
01:24:57,077 --> 01:24:58,649
<i>and their petty jealousies,</i>

2002
01:24:58,683 --> 01:25:00,353
<i>and you turn them
against each other.</i>

2003
01:25:00,388 --> 01:25:01,948
[Brunette Barbie] One sec.

2004
01:25:01,983 --> 01:25:02,949
<i>♪ I wanna take you for granted ♪</i>

2005
01:25:02,984 --> 01:25:03,884
[ding]

2006
01:25:05,691 --> 01:25:07,888
Sorry.

2007
01:25:07,923 --> 01:25:11,024
[Barbie]<i> While they're fighting,
we take back Barbie Land.</i>

2008
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:15,567
Does the title of
long-term-distance casual

2009
01:25:15,601 --> 01:25:17,865
low-commitment girlfriend
mean nothing?

2010
01:25:17,900 --> 01:25:19,207
What do we do?

2011
01:25:19,242 --> 01:25:21,803
We beach every individual
one of them off.

2012
01:25:21,838 --> 01:25:22,706
[Ken] No.

2013
01:25:23,873 --> 01:25:26,215
We go to war.

2014
01:25:26,250 --> 01:25:28,073
- Against the Barbies?
- No, against the Kens.

2015
01:25:28,108 --> 01:25:29,548
- But we are the Kens.
- The other Kens.

2016
01:25:29,582 --> 01:25:31,010
We should probably
call them something else

2017
01:25:31,046 --> 01:25:32,386
so it doesn't get confusing.

2018
01:25:32,421 --> 01:25:33,684
No, because we'll know
what we mean.

2019
01:25:33,719 --> 01:25:35,015
But when we're
on the battlefield

2020
01:25:35,050 --> 01:25:36,752
and you say
"Ken at four o'clock,"

2021
01:25:36,787 --> 01:25:38,182
how will I know if you mean
us Kens or the other Kens?

2022
01:25:38,218 --> 01:25:39,888
Because, my dudes,
we attack at ten o'clock

2023
01:25:39,923 --> 01:25:42,187
and take advantage
of the morning waves.

2024
01:25:42,222 --> 01:25:44,761
But not so early 'cause we're
gonna want to sleep in.

2025
01:25:44,796 --> 01:25:46,234
Right.

2026
01:25:46,269 --> 01:25:47,532
But what will we fight with?
We have no guns.

2027
01:25:47,567 --> 01:25:49,733
Tennis rackets and volleyballs.

2028
01:25:49,767 --> 01:25:51,339
And slap fights.

2029
01:25:51,374 --> 01:25:52,405
And beach offs.

2030
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:54,341
- Yes.
- Oh, yeah.

2031
01:25:54,376 --> 01:25:55,375
[Kens laugh]

2032
01:25:56,478 --> 01:25:58,170
[horse neighs distantly]

2033
01:25:58,205 --> 01:26:00,106
[somber ballad music playing]

2034
01:26:00,141 --> 01:26:04,946
<i>♪ Doesn't seem to matter
what I do ♪</i>

2035
01:26:04,981 --> 01:26:08,554
<i>♪ I'm always number two ♪</i>

2036
01:26:08,589 --> 01:26:12,118
<i>♪ No one knows
how hard I tried ♪</i>

2037
01:26:12,153 --> 01:26:17,760
<i>♪ Oh, I, I have feelings
that I can't explain ♪</i>

2038
01:26:18,896 --> 01:26:22,304
<i>♪ Driving me insane ♪</i>

2039
01:26:22,338 --> 01:26:25,702
<i>♪ All my life been so polite ♪</i>

2040
01:26:25,738 --> 01:26:29,135
<i>♪ But I'll sleep alone tonight ♪</i>

2041
01:26:29,169 --> 01:26:30,939
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm just Ken ♪</i>

2042
01:26:30,974 --> 01:26:34,040
<i>♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪</i>

2043
01:26:34,075 --> 01:26:38,385
<i>♪ Is it my destiny
to live and die ♪</i>

2044
01:26:38,420 --> 01:26:42,950
<i>♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪</i>

2045
01:26:42,986 --> 01:26:44,656
<i>♪ I'm just Ken ♪</i>

2046
01:26:44,691 --> 01:26:48,054
<i>♪ Where I see love
she sees a friend ♪</i>

2047
01:26:48,089 --> 01:26:50,122
<i>♪ What will it take for her ♪</i>

2048
01:26:50,158 --> 01:26:53,598
<i>♪ To see the man
behind the tan ♪</i>

2049
01:26:53,633 --> 01:26:55,534
<i>♪ And fight for me? ♪</i>

2050
01:26:57,638 --> 01:26:59,538
[dramatic music playing]

2051
01:27:02,940 --> 01:27:04,170
[Kens roar]

2052
01:27:05,612 --> 01:27:07,514
[whimpering]

2053
01:27:07,549 --> 01:27:10,846
[distorted shouting]

2054
01:27:10,881 --> 01:27:14,620
I'll see you
on the Malibu beach!

2055
01:27:14,655 --> 01:27:16,082
Charge!

2056
01:27:16,117 --> 01:27:17,282
[all yelling]

2057
01:27:17,317 --> 01:27:18,689
[upbeat glam rock music playing]

2058
01:27:20,892 --> 01:27:22,022
- [nipples squeak]
- [screams]

2059
01:27:22,729 --> 01:27:24,058
[grunting]

2060
01:27:26,403 --> 01:27:29,095
[dog toy squeaking]

2061
01:27:29,130 --> 01:27:31,702
[chorus singing] <i>♪ You
can't, Ken, you can't, Ken ♪</i>

2062
01:27:31,737 --> 01:27:33,474
<i>♪ You can't, Ken ♪</i>

2063
01:27:35,203 --> 01:27:36,378
[fast-tempo electric guitar
solo playing]

2064
01:27:44,420 --> 01:27:45,519
[grunting]

2065
01:27:46,918 --> 01:27:47,884
[screams]

2066
01:27:51,559 --> 01:27:52,394
[grunts]

2067
01:27:57,356 --> 01:27:59,533
[screams]

2068
01:27:59,568 --> 01:28:01,568
[Sasha's mom] And now
they destroy themselves.

2069
01:28:01,602 --> 01:28:03,327
You know what I think?

2070
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:05,033
I think we should put
our freaking Constitution back.

2071
01:28:05,068 --> 01:28:06,902
- [Writer Barbie] Yes.
- [gasps] That's a great idea.

2072
01:28:11,580 --> 01:28:13,239
[upbeat glam rock music plays]

2073
01:28:13,274 --> 01:28:15,175
This is a real hornet's nest
in here.

2074
01:28:15,210 --> 01:28:17,078
- [toy squeaks]
- Watch your flank.

2075
01:28:17,113 --> 01:28:18,387
- [laughs]
- [gunshot]

2076
01:28:18,422 --> 01:28:19,685
[grunts]

2077
01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,984
- I got shot.
- That's impossible.

2078
01:28:22,019 --> 01:28:24,657
- Are there real weapons here?
- Nope.

2079
01:28:24,692 --> 01:28:27,725
<i>♪ I wanna know
what it's like to love ♪</i>

2080
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,727
<i>♪ To be the real thing ♪</i>

2081
01:28:30,961 --> 01:28:32,664
<i>♪ Is it a crime? ♪</i>

2082
01:28:32,700 --> 01:28:37,263
<i>♪ Am I not hot
when I'm in my feelings? ♪</i>

2083
01:28:37,298 --> 01:28:43,268
<i>♪ And is my moment finally
here or am I dreaming? ♪</i>

2084
01:28:44,877 --> 01:28:48,141
<i>♪ I'm no dreamer ♪</i>

2085
01:28:50,047 --> 01:28:51,046
[both growling]

2086
01:28:53,985 --> 01:28:54,951
[moaning]

2087
01:28:54,985 --> 01:28:55,886
[screaming]

2088
01:28:56,823 --> 01:28:58,591
[glitter chiming]

2089
01:29:01,663 --> 01:29:03,058
[dramatic retro
dance music playing]

2090
01:29:03,763 --> 01:29:04,828
[glitter chimes]

2091
01:29:23,079 --> 01:29:24,178
[both snarl]

2092
01:29:25,522 --> 01:29:26,521
[Ken hisses]

2093
01:29:29,757 --> 01:29:30,854
[Kens]<i> ♪ Ken ♪</i>

2094
01:29:35,532 --> 01:29:36,464
<i>♪ Ken ♪</i>

2095
01:29:41,098 --> 01:29:42,965
<i>♪ Can you feel? ♪</i>

2096
01:29:43,001 --> 01:29:44,263
♪ <i> Can't you? ♪</i>

2097
01:29:46,509 --> 01:29:47,674
<i>♪ Ken ♪</i>

2098
01:29:51,812 --> 01:29:55,340
<i>♪ They are, you are, we are ♪</i>

2099
01:29:55,376 --> 01:29:57,243
- [ballad music resumes]
<i>- ♪ I'm just Ken ♪</i>

2100
01:29:57,278 --> 01:30:00,588
<i>♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪</i>

2101
01:30:00,623 --> 01:30:04,448
<i>♪ Is it my destiny
to live and die ♪</i>

2102
01:30:04,484 --> 01:30:08,189
<i>♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪</i>

2103
01:30:08,223 --> 01:30:09,189
[laughs]

2104
01:30:09,224 --> 01:30:10,927
<i>♪ I'm just Ken ♪</i>

2105
01:30:10,962 --> 01:30:14,360
<i>♪ Where I see love
she sees a friend ♪</i>

2106
01:30:14,394 --> 01:30:16,427
<i>♪ What will it take for her ♪</i>

2107
01:30:16,462 --> 01:30:20,002
<i>♪ To see the man
behind the tan ♪</i>

2108
01:30:20,037 --> 01:30:22,972
<i>♪ And fight for me? ♪</i>

2109
01:30:23,007 --> 01:30:24,040
<i>♪ I'm just Ken ♪</i>

2110
01:30:24,075 --> 01:30:26,306
[Kens]<i> ♪ And I'm enough ♪</i>

2111
01:30:26,341 --> 01:30:30,277
<i>♪ And I'm great at doing stuff ♪</i>

2112
01:30:30,312 --> 01:30:32,652
<i>♪ So, hey, check me out ♪</i>

2113
01:30:32,687 --> 01:30:34,820
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪</i>

2114
01:30:36,516 --> 01:30:38,054
<i>♪ My name's Ken ♪</i>

2115
01:30:38,089 --> 01:30:40,056
<i>♪ And so am I ♪</i>

2116
01:30:40,091 --> 01:30:43,895
<i>♪ Put that manly hand in mine ♪</i>

2117
01:30:43,930 --> 01:30:46,227
<i>♪ So, hey, world, check me out ♪</i>

2118
01:30:46,262 --> 01:30:48,735
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪</i>

2119
01:30:50,772 --> 01:30:54,135
<i>- ♪ Baby, I'm... ♪
- ♪ Nobody else, nobody else ♪</i>

2120
01:30:54,170 --> 01:30:57,205
<i>- ♪ ...just Ken ♪
- ♪ I'm just Ken ♪</i>

2121
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:58,810
- [music ends]
- [Ken chuckles]

2122
01:30:58,846 --> 01:31:00,339
- Ken! Ken.
- Huh? Yeah?

2123
01:31:00,374 --> 01:31:01,880
Weren't we supposed
to vote today?

2124
01:31:01,914 --> 01:31:04,013
- What?
- To change the Constitution.

2125
01:31:04,049 --> 01:31:06,720
- Oh, it was today, wasn't it?
- Yeah.

2126
01:31:06,755 --> 01:31:07,852
[excited chatter]

2127
01:31:11,693 --> 01:31:13,726
[President Barbie]
Okay, ladies, let's do this.

2128
01:31:13,761 --> 01:31:17,423
All those in favor of letting
Barbie Land be Barbie Land,

2129
01:31:17,458 --> 01:31:19,029
say "Aye."

2130
01:31:19,064 --> 01:31:20,327
[Barbies] Aye!

2131
01:31:20,362 --> 01:31:21,602
[all cheering]

2132
01:31:21,638 --> 01:31:23,297
[uplifting music playing]

2133
01:31:34,079 --> 01:31:36,210
I'm so happy.

2134
01:31:36,245 --> 01:31:39,378
[Barbies chanting] Go, Barbie!
Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!

2135
01:31:39,413 --> 01:31:43,152
Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!
Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!

2136
01:31:47,223 --> 01:31:49,059
[Kens galloping]

2137
01:31:54,802 --> 01:31:56,528
Is it just my imagination,

2138
01:31:56,563 --> 01:32:01,565
or did these Mojo Dojo
Casa Houses just get dreamier?

2139
01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:04,205
That's because they're
Dreamhouses, mother... [bleep].

2140
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:05,778
-[Kens gasp] -[President
Barbie] That's right.

2141
01:32:05,813 --> 01:32:07,780
We've reinstated
the Barbie Land Constitution

2142
01:32:07,815 --> 01:32:09,441
to what it should be.

2143
01:32:09,477 --> 01:32:12,246
And restored all the Barbies'
brains and autonomy.

2144
01:32:12,281 --> 01:32:13,182
- [Barbies cheering]
- Yes!

2145
01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:18,660
And we seriously disinfected
those houses.

2146
01:32:18,695 --> 01:32:19,726
What do we do?

2147
01:32:19,761 --> 01:32:21,630
[Ken breathing heavily]

2148
01:32:21,664 --> 01:32:22,862
[in deep voice] Kens!

2149
01:32:24,931 --> 01:32:27,064
- Who are we attacking, sir?
- No...

2150
01:32:27,099 --> 01:32:28,603
[Ken chuckles nervously]

2151
01:32:29,265 --> 01:32:30,298
No...

2152
01:32:32,302 --> 01:32:33,806
[cries dramatically]

2153
01:32:33,841 --> 01:32:35,644
Don't look at me!

2154
01:32:36,603 --> 01:32:38,404
[whispering] Is he crying?

2155
01:32:38,440 --> 01:32:40,110
Just give us a minute.

2156
01:32:40,145 --> 01:32:42,079
[Ken sobbing in distance]

2157
01:32:42,114 --> 01:32:43,377
[breath shudders]

2158
01:32:45,348 --> 01:32:47,018
- Ken.
- [continues sobbing]

2159
01:32:49,550 --> 01:32:50,824
Are you okay?

2160
01:32:50,859 --> 01:32:52,485
Yeah. Totally.

2161
01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:54,288
[Barbie] It's okay
if you're crying.

2162
01:32:54,323 --> 01:32:56,698
You know, I cried too.
It's actually kind of amazing.

2163
01:32:56,733 --> 01:32:59,194
[Ken] I'm a liberated man.
I know crying is not weak.

2164
01:32:59,229 --> 01:33:01,362
- [Barbie] Okay.
- [crying softly]

2165
01:33:02,804 --> 01:33:03,837
You wanna sit up for a minute?

2166
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,003
[grunts]

2167
01:33:07,139 --> 01:33:08,204
[sighs]

2168
01:33:09,372 --> 01:33:11,339
This, uh...

2169
01:33:11,374 --> 01:33:13,175
It was hard running stuff.

2170
01:33:14,344 --> 01:33:16,245
I didn't love it. [Cries]

2171
01:33:17,049 --> 01:33:18,478
I get it.

2172
01:33:21,647 --> 01:33:22,987
[exhales]

2173
01:33:23,023 --> 01:33:25,023
And those mini-fridges
are so small.

2174
01:33:25,058 --> 01:33:26,992
- [Barbie] Mm-hmm.
- You could only fit a six pack in them.

2175
01:33:27,027 --> 01:33:30,357
[crying] And the freezers
are basically useless.

2176
01:33:32,197 --> 01:33:33,867
To be honest, when I found out

2177
01:33:33,902 --> 01:33:35,462
that patriarchy wasn't
about horses,

2178
01:33:35,497 --> 01:33:37,035
I lost interest anyway.

2179
01:33:38,235 --> 01:33:39,531
That's okay.

2180
01:33:40,403 --> 01:33:41,841
[sniffles]

2181
01:33:44,703 --> 01:33:47,374
I always thought this
would be our house. [Chuckles]

2182
01:33:50,214 --> 01:33:51,379
Oh.

2183
01:33:51,414 --> 01:33:54,019
[Ken sobs loudly]

2184
01:33:54,054 --> 01:33:57,824
- Ken.
- [sobbing and muttering]

2185
01:33:57,860 --> 01:34:00,487
- I think I owe you an apology.
- Huh?

2186
01:34:00,522 --> 01:34:02,489
I'm really sorry
I took you for granted.

2187
01:34:02,524 --> 01:34:04,897
Oh.

2188
01:34:04,932 --> 01:34:07,296
Not every night
had to be girls' night.

2189
01:34:11,070 --> 01:34:12,840
[sighs] Thank you
for saying that.

2190
01:34:12,875 --> 01:34:15,205
[sniffles] Thank you.

2191
01:34:17,143 --> 01:34:20,705
Oh. I didn't mean
to suggest, uh...

2192
01:34:20,740 --> 01:34:23,212
I just don't know who I am
without you.

2193
01:34:24,612 --> 01:34:26,149
You're Ken.

2194
01:34:27,153 --> 01:34:30,252
But it's "Barbie and Ken."

2195
01:34:31,585 --> 01:34:34,487
There is no just "Ken."

2196
01:34:35,623 --> 01:34:37,556
That's why I was created.

2197
01:34:37,592 --> 01:34:39,162
I only exist

2198
01:34:41,001 --> 01:34:42,935
within the warmth of your gaze.

2199
01:34:44,235 --> 01:34:46,598
Without it,

2200
01:34:46,633 --> 01:34:50,405
I'm just another blond guy
who can't do flips.

2201
01:34:54,818 --> 01:34:56,818
- [dramatic music plays]
- [grunts]

2202
01:34:56,853 --> 01:34:58,083
[crowd gasps]

2203
01:34:59,185 --> 01:35:00,612
[gasping]

2204
01:35:00,647 --> 01:35:04,792
Maybe it's time
to discover who Ken is.

2205
01:35:04,827 --> 01:35:07,224
- Okay. I think I get it now.
- Okay. [Chuckles]

2206
01:35:07,259 --> 01:35:10,721
No, no, no!
This isn't the answer.

2207
01:35:10,756 --> 01:35:13,131
- [smacks]
- [crowd gasps]

2208
01:35:13,166 --> 01:35:14,495
[Ken] I feel so stupid.

2209
01:35:14,529 --> 01:35:15,969
- [Pompadour Ken] No.
- [Tall Ken] No.

2210
01:35:16,004 --> 01:35:18,432
- [crying] I look so stupid.
- [Barbies] Yeah.

2211
01:35:18,467 --> 01:35:20,908
I look so stupid!

2212
01:35:20,943 --> 01:35:24,241
- No! [Crying]
- So cool. You look so cool.

2213
01:35:24,275 --> 01:35:26,738
Okay. Ken,
you have to figure out

2214
01:35:26,773 --> 01:35:28,508
who you are without me.

2215
01:35:29,347 --> 01:35:31,247
[sighs] Why?

2216
01:35:31,283 --> 01:35:33,084
You're not your girlfriend.

2217
01:35:33,119 --> 01:35:35,956
You're not your house,
you're not your mink.

2218
01:35:35,990 --> 01:35:37,925
- Beach?
- [Barbie] Nope.

2219
01:35:37,959 --> 01:35:39,959
You're not even beach.

2220
01:35:39,994 --> 01:35:44,096
Maybe all the things
that you thought made you you

2221
01:35:44,130 --> 01:35:48,066
aren't... really you.

2222
01:35:52,876 --> 01:35:55,304
Maybe it's Barbie and...

2223
01:35:57,473 --> 01:35:58,979
it's Ken.

2224
01:36:02,215 --> 01:36:05,347
Ken is...

2225
01:36:07,154 --> 01:36:08,020
me?

2226
01:36:08,056 --> 01:36:09,285
Yes.

2227
01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:12,058
Ken is me!

2228
01:36:13,358 --> 01:36:15,028
And I'm Barbie.

2229
01:36:15,062 --> 01:36:17,624
[soft uplifting music playing]

2230
01:36:17,658 --> 01:36:18,998
Ken...

2231
01:36:20,727 --> 01:36:21,727
is me!

2232
01:36:21,762 --> 01:36:22,870
Ken is me!

2233
01:36:22,905 --> 01:36:24,334
- Ken is me!
- Ken is me!

2234
01:36:24,369 --> 01:36:25,665
[Ken laughs]

2235
01:36:25,700 --> 01:36:26,732
I don't even care
about being Ken anymore.

2236
01:36:26,766 --> 01:36:27,909
I just miss my friend Barbie!

2237
01:36:27,944 --> 01:36:29,636
- That's cool!
- Barbie!

2238
01:36:29,671 --> 01:36:31,308
- [gasps]
- I'm right here.

2239
01:36:31,342 --> 01:36:32,341
Ken!

2240
01:36:33,344 --> 01:36:34,212
[ding]

2241
01:36:35,182 --> 01:36:36,709
[dramatic musical sting]

2242
01:36:36,744 --> 01:36:39,316
I want you to have it.

2243
01:36:39,351 --> 01:36:41,482
Aw. That's nice.

2244
01:36:41,517 --> 01:36:43,748
[sentimental music playing]

2245
01:36:48,931 --> 01:36:51,724
We were only fighting because
we didn't know who we were.

2246
01:36:54,036 --> 01:36:58,697
Ken is me!

2247
01:37:02,209 --> 01:37:03,769
[laughing]

2248
01:37:04,947 --> 01:37:07,244
[Mattel CEO laughing]

2249
01:37:07,279 --> 01:37:08,950
Ken is right.

2250
01:37:08,985 --> 01:37:11,579
It's just so hard
to be a leader.

2251
01:37:11,614 --> 01:37:13,448
- You know?
- That's my boss.

2252
01:37:13,484 --> 01:37:15,747
It's... [screams] Oh.

2253
01:37:15,783 --> 01:37:17,750
Midge, gosh.

2254
01:37:17,785 --> 01:37:19,520
I thought we discontinued her.

2255
01:37:19,555 --> 01:37:21,622
[panting]

2256
01:37:21,657 --> 01:37:24,262
Look, do you know how many times

2257
01:37:24,297 --> 01:37:27,693
I've wanted to stand up in a
board meeting and just say,

2258
01:37:27,728 --> 01:37:29,762
"Can we just tickle each other?"

2259
01:37:29,797 --> 01:37:31,434
- Really?
- Let's have a company retreat

2260
01:37:31,469 --> 01:37:33,139
- and just tickle each other.
- [executives laughing]

2261
01:37:33,173 --> 01:37:35,306
-Someone get me. Someone get me.
-[all laughing]

2262
01:37:36,902 --> 01:37:38,737
- I love being tickled.
- [Kens laugh]

2263
01:37:38,772 --> 01:37:41,807
No, no, no. Don't hug me.
Don't hug me.

2264
01:37:42,413 --> 01:37:43,479
[sighs]

2265
01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:46,613
But thanks to the Barbies,

2266
01:37:46,648 --> 01:37:50,057
I, too, can now relieve myself
of this heavy existential burden

2267
01:37:50,091 --> 01:37:54,093
while holding on to
the very real title of CEO.

2268
01:37:54,128 --> 01:37:56,722
And we can restore
everything in Barbie Land

2269
01:37:56,757 --> 01:37:58,428
to exactly the way it was.

2270
01:37:58,463 --> 01:38:02,069
- Mister Mattel, I just...
- Please. Call me Mother.

2271
01:38:02,104 --> 01:38:03,498
No, thank you.

2272
01:38:03,533 --> 01:38:05,270
I don't think
that things should go back

2273
01:38:05,305 --> 01:38:06,898
to the way that they were.

2274
01:38:06,933 --> 01:38:10,406
No Barbie or Ken should be
living in the shadows.

2275
01:38:10,442 --> 01:38:11,804
Or Allan.

2276
01:38:12,774 --> 01:38:14,015
- Hey.
- Me?

2277
01:38:14,050 --> 01:38:15,906
- Yeah.
- Oh. Hello.

2278
01:38:15,941 --> 01:38:17,182
I just want to say,

2279
01:38:17,217 --> 01:38:18,580
I'm sorry
we called you Weird Barbie

2280
01:38:18,615 --> 01:38:20,152
behind your back
and also to your face.

2281
01:38:20,187 --> 01:38:22,485
That's okay. I'm owning it.

2282
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:24,354
Would you like a job
in my cabinet?

2283
01:38:24,389 --> 01:38:26,489
May I please have sanitation?

2284
01:38:27,557 --> 01:38:29,096
It's yours.

2285
01:38:29,131 --> 01:38:30,789
- Yeah, thank you.
- [President Barbie] All right.

2286
01:38:30,824 --> 01:38:32,461
- Madam President.
- Oh.

2287
01:38:32,496 --> 01:38:35,431
Please, may the Kens have
one Supreme Court Justice?

2288
01:38:35,466 --> 01:38:39,535
Oh, I can't do that. But maybe
a lower circuit court judgeship.

2289
01:38:39,569 --> 01:38:41,504
We accept.
As long as we can wear robes.

2290
01:38:41,538 --> 01:38:43,802
[narrator]<i> Well, the Kens</i>
<i>have to start somewhere.</i>

2291
01:38:43,837 --> 01:38:45,771
<i>And one day, the Kens will have</i>

2292
01:38:45,806 --> 01:38:48,147
<i>as much power and influence
in Barbie Land</i>

2293
01:38:48,182 --> 01:38:51,051
<i>as women have in the Real World.</i>

2294
01:38:51,086 --> 01:38:52,283
No, I don't want to.

2295
01:38:52,318 --> 01:38:53,647
- Just go!
- I can't.

2296
01:38:53,682 --> 01:38:56,650
- Grow up and go.
- I have an idea.

2297
01:38:56,686 --> 01:38:58,389
Tell me your secret dream,
child.

2298
01:38:58,424 --> 01:39:01,820
Okay,
what about Ordinary Barbie?

2299
01:39:01,855 --> 01:39:04,857
She's not extraordinary.
She's not president of anything,

2300
01:39:04,892 --> 01:39:06,133
or maybe she is.

2301
01:39:06,168 --> 01:39:08,069
Maybe she's a mom.
Maybe she's not.

2302
01:39:08,104 --> 01:39:11,467
Because it's okay
to just want to be a mom,

2303
01:39:11,502 --> 01:39:13,832
or to wanna be president
or a mom who is president.

2304
01:39:13,867 --> 01:39:15,571
Or not a mom
who's also not president.

2305
01:39:15,606 --> 01:39:17,737
She just has a flattering top,

2306
01:39:17,772 --> 01:39:19,179
and she wants
to get through the day

2307
01:39:19,214 --> 01:39:21,874
feeling kinda good
about herself.

2308
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:26,417
That's a terrible idea.

2309
01:39:26,451 --> 01:39:27,913
Yeah,
that's going to make money.

2310
01:39:27,948 --> 01:39:31,587
Oh. Ordinary Barbie.
I love it. Fantastic.

2311
01:39:31,622 --> 01:39:32,819
Okay, great.

2312
01:39:32,854 --> 01:39:34,325
- Great.
- Cool.

2313
01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:35,590
- Yes.
- We good?

2314
01:39:35,625 --> 01:39:36,855
I think we're good, right?

2315
01:39:36,890 --> 01:39:38,759
All right, let's begin the work

2316
01:39:38,794 --> 01:39:41,597
to close the portal
between our two worlds.

2317
01:39:41,632 --> 01:39:43,665
Hey, what about Barbie?

2318
01:39:43,699 --> 01:39:44,930
What do you mean?

2319
01:39:44,965 --> 01:39:46,436
[crowd] Yeah, what about Barbie?

2320
01:39:46,472 --> 01:39:50,572
What's her ending?
What does she get?

2321
01:39:50,607 --> 01:39:53,378
Well, that's easy.
She's in love with Ken.

2322
01:39:53,413 --> 01:39:55,941
- [crowd] Aw.
- That is not her ending.

2323
01:39:55,976 --> 01:39:58,085
[groans in frustration]

2324
01:39:58,120 --> 01:40:00,187
- I'm not in love with Ken.
- [crowd] Oh.

2325
01:40:00,222 --> 01:40:01,254
What do you want?

2326
01:40:03,257 --> 01:40:04,719
I don't know. I'm...

2327
01:40:06,887 --> 01:40:09,592
I'm not really sure
where I belong anymore.

2328
01:40:14,467 --> 01:40:16,301
I don't think I have an ending.

2329
01:40:16,336 --> 01:40:18,403
[Ruth] That was
always the point.

2330
01:40:18,438 --> 01:40:21,637
I created you
so you wouldn't have an ending.

2331
01:40:23,278 --> 01:40:24,441
It's you.

2332
01:40:26,908 --> 01:40:28,709
You're Ruth from Mattel.

2333
01:40:28,744 --> 01:40:31,449
Baby, I am Mattel.

2334
01:40:31,484 --> 01:40:34,419
Until the IRS got to me,
but that's another movie.

2335
01:40:34,454 --> 01:40:35,750
So, you're...

2336
01:40:35,784 --> 01:40:38,818
Ruth Handler.
Inventor of Barbie.

2337
01:40:38,853 --> 01:40:40,050
- [crowd gasps]
- What?

2338
01:40:40,085 --> 01:40:41,492
That's so cool.

2339
01:40:41,527 --> 01:40:43,758
Her ghost keeps an office
on the 17th floor.

2340
01:40:43,793 --> 01:40:44,759
- [Ruth] What?
- What?

2341
01:40:44,794 --> 01:40:46,497
[Ruth] You guys,

2342
01:40:46,531 --> 01:40:49,401
you think the lady who invented
Barbie looks like Barbie?

2343
01:40:49,436 --> 01:40:51,601
[laughing]
I'm a five-foot-nothing grandma

2344
01:40:51,636 --> 01:40:53,240
with a double mastectomy...

2345
01:40:53,275 --> 01:40:55,439
...and tax evasion issues.
[laughing]

2346
01:40:55,475 --> 01:40:58,002
Nobody looks like Barbie,

2347
01:40:58,037 --> 01:41:01,479
except, of course, Barbie.
Take a bow, honey.

2348
01:41:03,548 --> 01:41:06,286
I don't really feel
like Barbie anymore.

2349
01:41:10,390 --> 01:41:12,193
Come, walk with me.

2350
01:41:15,462 --> 01:41:16,889
[solemn music playing]

2351
01:41:32,347 --> 01:41:33,379
Thank you.

2352
01:41:35,382 --> 01:41:36,580
Thank you, Barbie.

2353
01:41:38,715 --> 01:41:39,582
Thank you.

2354
01:41:49,595 --> 01:41:51,627
I'm not really sure
what I'm supposed to do now.

2355
01:41:51,662 --> 01:41:54,234
I've always been
Stereotypical Barbie,

2356
01:41:54,269 --> 01:41:57,667
and I don't think I'm really
good at anything else.

2357
01:41:57,702 --> 01:41:59,899
You saved Barbie Land
from patriarchy.

2358
01:41:59,935 --> 01:42:02,672
That was very much
a group effort.

2359
01:42:02,706 --> 01:42:05,641
And you helped that mother
and daughter connect.

2360
01:42:05,676 --> 01:42:07,215
They really helped each other.

2361
01:42:08,679 --> 01:42:11,076
Maybe
you're Self-Effacing Barbie?

2362
01:42:13,014 --> 01:42:14,848
Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore.

2363
01:42:24,189 --> 01:42:27,994
You understand that humans
only have one ending.

2364
01:42:28,029 --> 01:42:32,273
Ideas live forever,
humans not so much.

2365
01:42:32,307 --> 01:42:33,735
You know that, right?

2366
01:42:33,771 --> 01:42:35,242
I do.

2367
01:42:35,277 --> 01:42:37,904
Being a human
can be pretty uncomfortable.

2368
01:42:39,281 --> 01:42:40,874
I know.

2369
01:42:40,909 --> 01:42:45,010
Humans make things up
like patriarchy and Barbie

2370
01:42:45,045 --> 01:42:47,749
just to deal
with how uncomfortable it is.

2371
01:42:48,587 --> 01:42:50,356
I understand that.

2372
01:42:50,392 --> 01:42:51,754
And then you die.

2373
01:42:51,789 --> 01:42:52,722
[chuckles softly]

2374
01:42:53,922 --> 01:42:54,822
Yeah.

2375
01:42:56,926 --> 01:42:57,958
Yeah.

2376
01:43:04,669 --> 01:43:08,869
I want to be
a part of the people

2377
01:43:08,904 --> 01:43:10,641
that make meaning.

2378
01:43:12,171 --> 01:43:14,105
Not the thing that's made.

2379
01:43:16,748 --> 01:43:19,649
I want to do the imagining.
I don't wanna be the idea.

2380
01:43:19,685 --> 01:43:21,882
Does that make sense?

2381
01:43:21,917 --> 01:43:24,115
I always knew that Barbie
would surprise me,

2382
01:43:24,150 --> 01:43:27,152
but I never expected this.

2383
01:43:27,187 --> 01:43:31,628
Do you give me permission
to become human?

2384
01:43:31,663 --> 01:43:33,730
You don't need my permission.

2385
01:43:33,765 --> 01:43:37,469
But you're the creator.
You... Don't you control me?

2386
01:43:37,504 --> 01:43:39,064
[Ruth] I can't control you

2387
01:43:39,099 --> 01:43:42,441
any more than I can control
my own daughter.

2388
01:43:42,477 --> 01:43:44,905
I named you after her, Barbara.

2389
01:43:44,940 --> 01:43:48,810
And I always hoped for you
like I hoped for her.

2390
01:43:49,879 --> 01:43:51,682
We mothers stand still

2391
01:43:51,717 --> 01:43:55,685
so our daughters can look back
to see how far they've come.

2392
01:44:01,122 --> 01:44:04,365
So, being human's not
something I need to...

2393
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:08,534
ask for or even want?
I can just...

2394
01:44:10,472 --> 01:44:12,736
It's something
that I just discover I am?

2395
01:44:14,871 --> 01:44:17,476
I can't in good conscience
let you take this leap

2396
01:44:17,511 --> 01:44:19,544
without you knowing
what it means.

2397
01:44:23,418 --> 01:44:24,681
Take my hands.

2398
01:44:31,658 --> 01:44:33,151
Now close your eyes.

2399
01:44:35,353 --> 01:44:36,660
[wind blowing]

2400
01:44:36,695 --> 01:44:38,365
[pensive music playing]

2401
01:44:43,703 --> 01:44:45,130
Now feel.

2402
01:44:45,165 --> 01:44:46,671
[wind blowing]

2403
01:44:46,706 --> 01:44:48,640
["What Was I Made For?" playing]

2404
01:44:48,675 --> 01:44:51,478
<i>♪ I used to float ♪</i>

2405
01:44:51,513 --> 01:44:54,140
<i>♪ Now I just fall down ♪</i>

2406
01:44:54,175 --> 01:44:55,239
[heart beating]

2407
01:44:55,274 --> 01:44:57,748
<i>♪ I used to know ♪</i>

2408
01:44:57,783 --> 01:45:00,982
<i>♪ But I'm not sure now ♪</i>

2409
01:45:01,017 --> 01:45:04,491
<i>♪ What I was made for ♪</i>

2410
01:45:04,526 --> 01:45:07,153
- [leaves rustling]
- [wind howling]

2411
01:45:07,188 --> 01:45:10,925
<i>♪ What was I made for? ♪</i>

2412
01:45:14,294 --> 01:45:20,330
<i>♪ 'Cause I... 'Cause I... ♪</i>

2413
01:45:20,365 --> 01:45:24,939
<i>♪ I don't know how to feel ♪</i>

2414
01:45:26,272 --> 01:45:29,812
<i>♪ But I want to try ♪</i>

2415
01:45:33,048 --> 01:45:38,756
<i>♪ I don't know how to feel ♪</i>

2416
01:45:38,791 --> 01:45:43,563
<i>♪ But someday I might ♪</i>

2417
01:45:45,226 --> 01:45:49,227
<i>♪ Someday I might ♪</i>

2418
01:45:53,134 --> 01:45:54,837
<i>♪ Oh, oh... ♪</i>

2419
01:46:02,749 --> 01:46:03,748
Yes.

2420
01:46:06,687 --> 01:46:07,983
[wind blowing]

2421
01:46:14,122 --> 01:46:15,496
[seagulls squawking]

2422
01:46:17,026 --> 01:46:18,630
[narrator]<i> So,</i>
<i>Barbie left behind</i>

2423
01:46:18,665 --> 01:46:21,667
<i>the pastels and plastics
of Barbie Land</i>

2424
01:46:21,702 --> 01:46:24,329
<i>for the pastels and plastics
of Los Angeles.</i>

2425
01:46:24,364 --> 01:46:27,167
Okay. Thanks for the lift.

2426
01:46:27,202 --> 01:46:28,937
[sighs] You got this.

2427
01:46:28,972 --> 01:46:30,400
I'm really proud of you.

2428
01:46:30,436 --> 01:46:33,975
<i>Estoy muy orguoso de ti.</i>

2429
01:46:34,011 --> 01:46:35,648
<i>Orgulloso.</i>

2430
01:46:35,683 --> 01:46:38,915
<i>Orgulloso... Orgulloso de ti.</i>

2431
01:46:38,950 --> 01:46:40,950
There you go. Close enough.

2432
01:46:40,984 --> 01:46:43,083
You guys are the best.
Thank you. Thank you.

2433
01:46:43,119 --> 01:46:45,757
Okay. Whew! Let's do this.

2434
01:46:45,792 --> 01:46:46,922
<i>Si se puede.</i>

2435
01:46:46,957 --> 01:46:47,923
That's a political statement.

2436
01:46:47,958 --> 01:46:49,288
That's appropriation, Dad.

2437
01:46:49,323 --> 01:46:51,257
[Sasha's dad] Whoo-hoo!

2438
01:46:51,292 --> 01:46:52,499
- [Sasha's mom] We'll be here when you're done.
- We love you!

2439
01:46:52,534 --> 01:46:54,160
- You got this!
- Bye!

2440
01:46:54,196 --> 01:46:56,294
- Okay.
- We love you!

2441
01:46:56,329 --> 01:46:58,198
[intriguing music playing]

2442
01:47:04,646 --> 01:47:06,139
Hi.

2443
01:47:06,174 --> 01:47:07,339
[receptionist] Name?

2444
01:47:07,373 --> 01:47:12,684
Oh, um, Handler, comma, Barbara.

2445
01:47:12,720 --> 01:47:14,379
[receptionist] And what are
you here for today, Barbara?

2446
01:47:16,514 --> 01:47:18,789
I'm here to see my gynecologist.

2447
01:47:18,824 --> 01:47:20,891
["Barbie World (With Aqua)"
playing]

2448
01:47:20,926 --> 01:47:23,289
<i>- ♪ And I'm bad - like the
Barbie ♪ - ♪ Barbie ♪</i>

2449
01:47:23,323 --> 01:47:25,631
<i>- ♪ I'm a doll - but I still
wanna party ♪ - ♪ Party ♪</i>

2450
01:47:25,666 --> 01:47:27,194
<i>- ♪ Pink 'Vette like - I'm
ready to bend ♪ - ♪ Bend ♪</i>

2451
01:47:27,228 --> 01:47:28,998
<i>♪ I'm a ten so I pull in a Ken ♪</i>

2452
01:47:29,033 --> 01:47:31,197
<i>- ♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪
- ♪ Grrah ♪</i>

2453
01:47:31,232 --> 01:47:32,495
<i>- ♪ All of the Barbies -
is pretty ♪ - ♪ Damn ♪</i>

2454
01:47:32,530 --> 01:47:34,872
<i>♪ All of the Barbies is bad ♪</i>

2455
01:47:34,907 --> 01:47:36,544
<i>- ♪ It girls - and we ain't
playin' tag ♪ - ♪ Grrah ♪</i>

2456
01:47:36,579 --> 01:47:38,402
<i>♪ Rad, but he spank me
when I get bad ♪</i>

2457
01:47:38,438 --> 01:47:40,008
<i>- ♪ I'm in LA, Rodeo Drive ♪
- ♪ Drive ♪</i>

2458
01:47:40,043 --> 01:47:41,846
<i>♪ I'm in New York, Madison Ave ♪</i>

2459
01:47:41,880 --> 01:47:43,144
<i>♪ I'm a Barbie girl
Pink Barbie Dreamhouse ♪</i>

2460
01:47:43,178 --> 01:47:44,881
<i>♪ The way Ken be killin'... ♪</i>

2461
01:47:44,916 --> 01:47:46,476
<i>♪ Got me yellin' out
like the Scream house ♪</i>

2462
01:47:46,511 --> 01:47:48,181
<i>♪ Yellin' out,
we ain't sellin' out ♪</i>

2463
01:47:48,217 --> 01:47:49,887
<i>♪ We got money,
but we ain't lendin' out ♪</i>

2464
01:47:49,922 --> 01:47:51,559
<i>♪ We got bars,
but we ain't bailin' out ♪</i>

2465
01:47:51,594 --> 01:47:53,252
<i>♪ In that pink Ferrari,
we peelin' out ♪</i>

2466
01:47:53,287 --> 01:47:54,990
<i>♪ I told Tae
bring the Bob Dylan out ♪</i>

2467
01:47:55,025 --> 01:47:56,827
<i>♪ That... so cold,
we just chillin' out ♪</i>

2468
01:47:56,862 --> 01:47:58,565
<i>♪ They be yellin', yellin',
ye-yellin' out ♪</i>

2469
01:47:58,600 --> 01:48:00,700
<i>♪ It's Barbie, bitch,
if you still in doubt ♪</i>

2470
01:48:00,734 --> 01:48:03,064
<i>- ♪ And I'm bad - like the
Barbie ♪ - ♪ Barbie ♪</i>

2471
01:48:03,099 --> 01:48:05,396
<i>- ♪ I'm a doll - but I still
wanna party ♪ - ♪ Party ♪</i>

2472
01:48:05,431 --> 01:48:07,002
<i>- ♪ Pink 'Vette like - I'm
ready to bend ♪ - ♪ Bend ♪</i>

2473
01:48:07,037 --> 01:48:08,774
<i>♪ I'm a ten so I pull in a Ken ♪</i>

2474
01:48:08,809 --> 01:48:11,007
<i>- ♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪
- ♪ Grrah ♪</i>

2475
01:48:11,042 --> 01:48:12,271
<i>- ♪ All of the Barbies -
is pretty ♪ - ♪ Damn ♪</i>

2476
01:48:12,307 --> 01:48:14,010
<i>♪ All of the Barbies is bad ♪</i>

2477
01:48:14,045 --> 01:48:15,539
<i>♪ It girls
and we ain't playin' tag ♪</i>

2478
01:48:15,574 --> 01:48:17,849
<i>♪ Barbie ain't nothin'
to play 'bout ♪</i>

2479
01:48:17,884 --> 01:48:19,113
<i>- ♪ He wanna play - in the
playhouse ♪ - ♪ Playhouse ♪</i>

2480
01:48:19,149 --> 01:48:21,215
<i>♪ The... they gon' say now? ♪</i>

2481
01:48:21,249 --> 01:48:22,414
<i>♪ I'm washin' these bitches,
I'm rubbin' the stain out ♪</i>

2482
01:48:22,449 --> 01:48:24,184
<i>♪ Like I'm ready to bend ♪</i>

2483
01:48:24,219 --> 01:48:25,856
<i>♪ All the fake Barbies
just wanna pretend ♪</i>

2484
01:48:25,891 --> 01:48:27,727
<i>♪ Like hold on,
let me go find me a pen ♪</i>

2485
01:48:27,761 --> 01:48:29,597
<i>♪ Look where it led,
now I'ma put it to bed ♪</i>

2486
01:48:29,632 --> 01:48:31,291
<i>♪ She a Barbie bitch
with her Barbie clique ♪</i>

2487
01:48:31,325 --> 01:48:33,028
<i>♪ I keep draggin' her,
so she bald a bit ♪</i>

2488
01:48:33,063 --> 01:48:34,558
<i>♪ And I see the bread,
I want all of it ♪</i>

2489
01:48:34,592 --> 01:48:36,229
<i>♪ And I want the green,
so I olive it ♪</i>

2490
01:48:36,264 --> 01:48:38,034
<i>♪ And I throw it back,
so he losin' it ♪</i>

2491
01:48:38,069 --> 01:48:39,870
<i>♪ And I give the box
with no shoes in it ♪</i>

2492
01:48:39,905 --> 01:48:41,741
<i>♪ Yeah, I know the trick
so I got him bricked ♪</i>

2493
01:48:41,775 --> 01:48:43,875
<i>♪ Yeah, they know who lit,
me and Barbie, bitch ♪</i>

2494
01:48:43,910 --> 01:48:46,240
<i>- ♪ And I'm bad - like the
Barbie ♪ - ♪ Barbie ♪</i>

2495
01:48:46,275 --> 01:48:48,572
<i>- ♪ I'm a doll - but I still
wanna party ♪ - ♪ Party ♪</i>

2496
01:48:48,606 --> 01:48:50,145
<i>- ♪ Pink 'Vette like - I'm
ready to bend ♪ - ♪ Bend ♪</i>

2497
01:48:50,180 --> 01:48:51,948
<i>♪ I'm a ten so I pull in a Ken ♪</i>

2498
01:48:51,983 --> 01:48:54,148
<i>- ♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪
- ♪ Grrah ♪</i>

2499
01:48:54,183 --> 01:48:55,446
<i>- ♪ All of the Barbies -
is pretty ♪ - ♪ Damn ♪</i>

2500
01:48:55,481 --> 01:48:57,151
<i>♪ All of the Barbies is bad ♪</i>

2501
01:48:57,186 --> 01:48:58,923
<i>♪ It girls
and we ain't playin' tag ♪</i>

2502
01:48:58,958 --> 01:49:00,584
<i>♪ I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world ♪</i>

2503
01:49:00,619 --> 01:49:02,421
<i>♪ Life in plastic,
it's fantastic ♪</i>

2504
01:49:02,456 --> 01:49:03,960
<i>♪ You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere ♪</i>

2505
01:49:03,995 --> 01:49:06,556
<i>♪ Imagination,
life is your creation ♪</i>

2506
01:49:06,591 --> 01:49:09,395
<i>♪ You can touch, you can play ♪</i>

2507
01:49:09,429 --> 01:49:12,463
<i>♪ If you say I'm always yours ♪</i>

2508
01:49:32,156 --> 01:49:34,695
["What Was I Made For?" playing]

2509
01:49:36,797 --> 01:49:39,699
<i>♪ I used to float ♪</i>

2510
01:49:39,734 --> 01:49:42,868
<i>♪ Now I just fall down ♪</i>

2511
01:49:42,903 --> 01:49:45,870
<i>♪ I used to know ♪</i>

2512
01:49:45,905 --> 01:49:48,973
<i>♪ But I'm not sure now ♪</i>

2513
01:49:49,008 --> 01:49:52,570
<i>♪ What I was made for ♪</i>

2514
01:49:55,146 --> 01:49:58,851
<i>♪ What was I made for? ♪</i>

2515
01:50:01,350 --> 01:50:07,321
<i>♪ Takin' a drive I was an idea ♪</i>

2516
01:50:07,355 --> 01:50:13,359
<i>♪ Look so alive
Turns out I'm not real ♪</i>

2517
01:50:13,395 --> 01:50:17,331
<i>♪ Just something you paid for ♪</i>

2518
01:50:19,873 --> 01:50:23,535
<i>♪ What was I made for? ♪</i>

2519
01:50:27,112 --> 01:50:32,851
<i>♪ 'Cause I... I... ♪</i>

2520
01:50:32,886 --> 01:50:37,383
<i>♪ I don't know how to feel ♪</i>

2521
01:50:38,893 --> 01:50:42,455
<i>♪ But I wanna try ♪</i>

2522
01:50:45,228 --> 01:50:51,364
<i>♪ I don't know how to feel ♪</i>

2523
01:50:51,399 --> 01:50:56,237
<i>♪ But someday I might ♪</i>

2524
01:50:57,978 --> 01:51:02,144
♪ <i> Someday I might ♪</i>

2525
01:51:05,644 --> 01:51:07,578
[vocalizing]

2526
01:51:15,259 --> 01:51:21,262
<i>♪ When did it end?
All the enjoyment ♪</i>

2527
01:51:21,297 --> 01:51:27,368
<i>♪ I'm sad again
Don't tell my boyfriend ♪</i>

2528
01:51:27,403 --> 01:51:31,174
<i>♪ It's not what he's made for ♪</i>

2529
01:51:33,639 --> 01:51:37,344
<i>♪ What was I made for? ♪</i>

2530
01:51:41,087 --> 01:51:47,223
<i>♪ 'Cause I... 'Cause I... ♪</i>

2531
01:51:47,258 --> 01:51:51,799
<i>♪ I don't know how to feel ♪</i>

2532
01:51:52,834 --> 01:51:56,694
<i>♪ But I wanna try ♪</i>

2533
01:51:59,600 --> 01:52:05,339
<i>♪ I don't know how to feel ♪</i>

2534
01:52:05,375 --> 01:52:10,708
<i>♪ But someday I might ♪</i>

2535
01:52:11,809 --> 01:52:16,020
<i>♪ Someday I might ♪</i>

2536
01:52:22,964 --> 01:52:29,000
<i>♪ Think I forgot
how to be happy ♪</i>

2537
01:52:29,035 --> 01:52:35,171
<i>♪ Something I'm not
but something I can be ♪</i>

2538
01:52:35,206 --> 01:52:39,373
<i>♪ Something I wait for ♪</i>

2539
01:52:41,510 --> 01:52:45,247
<i>♪ Something I'm made for ♪</i>

2540
01:52:50,815 --> 01:52:54,323
<i>♪ Something I'm made for ♪</i>

2541
01:52:59,528 --> 01:53:00,933
[instrumental music playing]